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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boom, shaka laka. It's our numbber. Our number four is
ready to go talking some college football. As the big
story out of Mississippi, does Lane Kiffin need to show
loyalty to Ole miss Many are convinced that's the case. Also,
are you in or out on Texas quarterback arch Manning
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being the number one overall pick in the twenty twenty
six draft. That story's back again. One of the pundits
is now saying, even though arch Manning hasn't played well,
he'll still be the number one pick if he declares
for the draft next year. Also, what did you make
of Bill Belichick dodging questions about his floozies pending lawsuit
against a podcaster. That story's still alive and well, we'll
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get to all of that and more right now. Enjoy
the fifth hour podcast. Also Benny Versus the Penny available
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have NFL football later today. We'll get back to that
later in the hour. Our lead this hour from the
coaching carousel, and round and round and round and round,
round and round and round and round. The coaching carousel goes,
and we begin with Lane Kiffen. Lane Kiffen as he
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prepares for what will likely be his final game as
the head coach at oh Miss the Egg Bowl Today.
It's an early start. I plan on watching the second
half unless it's a blowout, then I won't watch any
of it. I'll be sleeping through the first half. It
starts at noon Eastern time, nine in the West where
I live, and so I'll be a snoozing to the
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overnight show. The Rebels Lane Kiffin seem a seven point
favorite in that game. A decision is expected tomorrow on Saturday.
The gambling market indicates that Lane Kiffin will not be
staying in y'are Lane. He will be leaving and he
will be exiting stage left, barring a last minute change
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of heart, which means some booster comes in parachuting with
a bunch of gold Bouyon. Lane Kiffin will be out now.
If you haven't been following this story, here some of
the latest developments of the last couple of days. Maybe
you miss that the media elites, the daytime media guys
have continued to bash Lane Kiffin like a pinata at
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a nine year old's birthday party. They have been tearing
into Lane Kiffin. The latest chatter among some of the
more popular takes, You've got lane Kiffin leaving old Miss
would be a quote terrible hit to the credentials of
Lane Kiffin. You had Chris Russo, among others, ranting that
lane Kiffin should show some loyalty to old Miss. In fact,
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why don't we just stop with that one? How about
that that's a good checkpoint. We'll do that for a
lot of similar chatter about this. I know I ranted
about it the other day, but let's address the snuff
oluffogus in the room. The snuff aluffogus in the room.
That's the jumping off point. So the question does Lane
Kiffin need to show loyalty to ol Miss? So my
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take on this, I've got grill, disparagus, rockets, and King
Cobra and we will combine all of these things together
and we're gonna make pecan pie. Man. Is that a
good pie?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Man?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Is that a good pie?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
All?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Right?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Now?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
To lead off the loyalty police, watch out for the
loyalty police, they're out again. They got their badges out,
they got the lights and sirens, the loyalty police. I'm
just following the law. Yeah. The morality lecture in hand,
demanding that Lane Kiffin showed loyalty to old miss and
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to that I give the old stretch and yawn a
little side eye. To quote the great al Michaels, he
would say, this is farcical, is what he would say.
It's farcical. Let's keep it real, right, you and I,
Let's keep it real here. College football has always been
like professional football, more so now than ever. It's pro
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football light. Think of it like the cheesecake fact. You
go to the cheesecake factory and you can get a
bacon burger, like a double bacon burger. I think it's
got like thirty four hundred calories. Or you can get
a grilled asparagus plate off the Skinny Delicious menu, not
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as many calories. College football is the grilled asparagus to
the bacon burger of the NFL. It's a multi billion
dollar conglomerate industry dressed up with marching bands and cheerleaders
and school colors and all that, and academia coaches are
not running charity organizations. They are not. If they do
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do them, it's just to get out of having to
pay taxes. They're running small corporations with shoulder pads and eyepaint.
That's what they're doing. Lane Kiffen does not owe any
body loyalty anybody, And I just don't understand that. Mind.
I'm not that smart. I'm doing the Overnight Show. Maybe
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you can fill me in on this. I don't get it.
This is not the nineteen fifties. It's not the nineteen
fifties at like a factory somewhere. Okay. It's not like
we'll get a good factory job. You'll have a job
for life. That's not it. This is the same business
that fires you on the tarmac, which happened to Lane Kiffen,
leaves you eating pretzels at Gate forty seven. B Okay,
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and now the puns. Wow, you should really be a
loyal You should take a loyalty. Oh really? Really? Come
on now? Lane Kiffin is the son of a football coach.
He has been a military brat. He's bounced from Eddies
old School, Fresno State. He's been at USC twice. Tennessee
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Raters when they were in Oakland, Alabama, Fau in Boca.
He's had more zip codes than a FedEx driver at
this particular point. And that's how you climb the coach.
You run through every jerkwater town in the boondocks, from
Walla Walla, Washington to Kalamazoo until you hit that big jackpot,
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right till you hit that big jackpot, and then you
move to different locations that are a little nicer. And
these dingle berries can rant all they want. But in
cottage football, loyalty is a seasonal commitment. The money money
mine a man eight now that is permanent, that is
absolutely permanent. And Lane's not leaving, he's just doing business,
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meaning he's going somewhere else. He's going to do the
same job for more money. Whatever you do, whether you're
a truck driver, maybe you make donuts. Your police officers
called the lateral move with a raise, so it's even
a lateral. Police do it all the time. They go
to different police stations they make more money. Doctors will
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bounce from hospital to hospital if they can make more money,
if they're working in emerging and see rooms or things
like that. That's just what you do. That's how you're
chasing rainbows. That's what you do. You're like Michael Leprechaun. Furthermore,
we go to Austin, Texas now where someone named Nate
Tice were told he used to play quarterback at Wisconsin.
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He's currently a football commentator, and for some reason, I
guess his opinion means something. He says that currently he
has Indiana's Fernando Mendoza as the number one QB on
the big board for the twenty twenty six NFL Draft. However,
he's argued that if this is ifs and butts were
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candy and knuts, it'd be the NFL Draft every day.
Should arch Manning, should arch Manning declare early and leave
the Longhorns after three seasons, that despite his struggles in
college football, he would be at the very top. That
arch Manning would be QUB number one. Now here's why.
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The argument he's making is that he's He says, well,
he's playing really freaking good football, and he's got the
ability to create pocket movement, deep paul ability, course strength,
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. All right, question,
when I've watched our arch Manning, he looks like he
stinks to high Heaven. So the question is are you
in or are you out on the idea that now
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arch Manning has recovered from the wobbly, bedraggled play and
will now if he enters the draft, be the top
pick in the draft twenty twenty six NFL Draft. So
I am believe it or not despite just telling you
I believe he's been a Schmendrick on the field. I
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agree with the take. I am convinced that it doesn't matter,
and it's not because he's good at football. The QBR
doesn't matter, the touchdow on, the interception ratio doesn't matter.
Performance doesn't matter. It's more about the name on the
back of the jersey. It's not about the name on
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the front. It's branding. Economics is what it is, right,
That's what it is. Branding one oh one. You don't
draft a quarterback, You draft a scent a cologne is
what you're drafting, right. And this guy, Fernando Mendoza of Indiana,
it's a cute story. Heisman guy likely Midwest grit. The
Hoosias are a basketball school. They've upset the apple cart.
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They're playing with the big boys in college football. But
he's the store brand toothpaste of quarterbacks. Arch Manning, despite
middling numbers, walks into the room and wall Street's heart
rate spikes up a little bit. They get those puppy
dog guys. And Arch is not just a quarterback. He's
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a medallion man. It's a bit of a dated phrase,
but he's a medallion man. He steps off the jet
wearing shades, shaking hands with the radio City roquets, then
calling audibles like he owns the patent for them. So
that stuff's Madison Avenue. And as many people have told me,
and I'm fortunate enough, I've made friendships with people who
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work in the industrial complex of sports, in the different sports,
and they always tell me, SAI about the game itself
is important, and the mechanics and being able to do
the job is important, but Madison Avenue is important. And
for Madison Avenue, Arch Manning is a hologram of Peyton,
a younger Eli without the frownt even though he is
not He is not the son of Peyton or Eli.
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He is the nephew of Peyton and Eli. He is there,
and America already knows the last name. It's the first
family of football in America, the Manning family, the Manning brand.
You know what the Manning brand is cheesy hash Browns,
cheesy hashbro Just add water is add water. That's it.
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And you watch the endorsement deals sizzle, that's actual son.
That's not a sound effect, actual sound TV executives. They
get a little turned on, right, they get little and
sponsors start speaking in tongue thinking about Arch Manning is like, hey,
we can sell this to Middle America. You'll play in Peoria.
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It'll play in Peoria, all right, last thing to the
legal world we go. Why not? Jordaan Hudson, the twenty
four year old girlfriend to sugar Daddy Bill Belichick at
age seventy three. God, God bless them both. What a
great couple, What a wonderful couple. That's true love. If
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you want to know what love looks like, that's it.
Twenty four year old Jordan Hudson and seventy three year
old Bill Belichick. That is a power couple. So the
story is that Jordaan the cheerleader, she does adult cheerleading.
She said that she is suing fledgling podcaster Pablo Torre,
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and that's that's her do and Pablo Torre has found
a niche. He realizes that the major media companies in
America will not attack the athletes and the coaches and
the people because they're all in bed. So he has
found a niche, Pablo Torre to do things that those
companies used to do. They used to air dirty laundry,
they used to air uncomfortable stories. But since the sports
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leagues realized, hey, we have final edit on all this crap,
and we can stop these stories from being reported. So
we're gonna do it, or we can make them go away.
When you think about it, right now, there are two
unbelievably large scandals in American sport. You've got basketball players
fixing prop bets. You have baseball players fixing prop bets.
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You'd think that would be around the clock coverage. It's not,
because the media companies are in bed with the sports leagues,
and so the sports leagues want that stuff buried. It's
called shadow banning. And a lot of you had that
happen during the pandemic when social media companies were banning
you for saying the wrong things. Are the things that
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weren't popular just s It's same concept, right, same concept.
So earlier this week, Belichick was asked about all of
this being a distraction, and of course he goes girlfriend
suing Pablo tore and so he said, yeah, I'm just
focused on the game. He said, I'm just focused on
the game, Belichick said, referring to the season finale against
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North Carolina State. That's what our teams focused on. So, question,
what do you make of Bill Belichick dodging questions about
the fluozies pending lawsuit, his lady friend pending lawsuit. So Belichick,
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who always said he wasn't about that life was not.
He must he thrilled the bits because he's now a
daytime soap opera. He must just be absolutely thrilled the
bits that he is now a daytime soap opera. And
you know, I'm not considering and say he's whipped. He's whipped.
The optics just scream that. Just screamed that. That's what's
going on here. And the hoodie king, disheveled Bill tangled
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in this off season mellow drama, the drama aroma like
a giant cheese wheel, just extra cheesy headlines dripping in
the tabloids, all over the tabloids. And here's the plot twist.
The plot twist. When the Beat guys try to corner
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Bill Belichick, what does Belichick do? He morphs into King Cobra.
He coils, he hisses, and then he slithers away. He's gone,
leaving only the echo of focused on the game. It's
like what he was with the Patriots on the Cincinnati.
We're on the Cincinnati on the Cincinnati. See, that's his
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You gotta know what time is that game? Is that
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Steven Manhattan, Go Buchanon, go but you can and go,
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you can and go, We can and go. We can Hello,
Steven Manhattan.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Two hours of pushing broom, he got no singer.
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Rick Bent distinguished panel expanding audience. Well, come day, and
don't forget the only reason why we have talk radio.
It's not because to Steve from Manhattan. They invented right.
It's one of the great inventions, the twenty second delay.
Picture somebody's calls without that lit's delay. Now listen, my man,
before I get to the turkey and potatoes. What I'm
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about to say is bigger than Lincoln Douglass, bigger than
Nixon Krishnoff. The other day I spoke to Joeviningo on
his show. Of course I didn't call him at his house, and.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
He wants you to be a guest on his show.
I'm gonna cut right to it. He likes the fact
that you're out of California. He doesn't remember meeting you
at a met game. But then again, when Joe goes
to a met game, is like forty thousand people say
they were at the game with him.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
But the thing is like his podcast is call all
the Pain jovien Ingo guest and then put your contact
in and you're on, You're in. He loves you.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
I talked about you the fan everybody from the fans
listening now, and listen.
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There's a lot of things that go on in life.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
We know that.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
And but your segments that you come up with me,
you are when it comes to segments, you are an
intellectual genius. I'm telling you right now. And someday we'll
give the audience a treats from Manhattan. They'll go on
with we men will take questions and everything, and of
course we may will have beatle power of everything.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
And well I am open to doing. Ask a New Yorker.
We could do it. Ask a New Yorker. Thing that
could be.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
A bit definitely, like what you want difference? What difference
with a Bronze boy and a Brooklyn boy? And why
did everybody move to Staten Island, Long Island where there's
plenty of questions?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
We could have that because like the Staten Island is
like the U least respected of the boroughs, right you know,
they of the Burroughs. If you were to make a
big board, not a list, a big board, I would say,
and I love taking the Staten Island ferry when I
come to New York. My brother lives there. I always
take the stat nine fair because it's free. If it's free,
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it's for me. You've got great, great views of the
Statue of Liberty, and you got the skyline of Manhattan
right there. It's beautiful, it's wonderful.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
That's that's correct. And nine percent of New Yorkers don't
even know that. You don't know where it is. They
never even heard Staten Island. Believe me when I tell
you that much. And listen, you know, I know you're
going to hang up on me soon. And I just
I just want to tell the audience, but what we
could have anytime you want to gas get it, Steve.
But I have the I have the not the million dollars.
(26:41):
I have the billion dollar question for weed Man. And
when he does have a Q and.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
A, I'm going to call in next week on not
not Sunday, and the money Monday into Tuesday, Monday into Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
It Listen, if you watch, if you watch three straight
football games, your brain had to go into vegetation. And
h it's not trick of fame. It's Jack Daniels and
Southern conflict that put you to sleep.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
You know, it's not me asking you question. No, that's
not how any of this works.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
There's nobody. We'll get somebody.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
You want me to give you a you know, you're
so desperate to have somebody. All right, let's go to
the Scott Scott h you Scott, you're on with Steven Manhattan. Hello, Scott, welcome.
Oh yeah, New.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
Yorkers sucks so bad, Like I get big kick out
every school in New York for guy dogs in North Jersey.
They hate the people from New York City. They obviously
they always hate the mayor the New Yorkers. They all
hate each other, depending on what further from Ben, I
wanted to thank you for having me on earlier. Where
I used to work, they actually found a skull in
the cement if you look it up at Black Belts.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Oh, I saw. I saw that. I saw that story.
I saw the headline on that.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
You know, that's why I worked. That's right where I
worked in the mail room there. It came out.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
I didn't I did not know that, but I saw
they found the skull. I wonder who that is? What
a what a burial? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (28:08):
Yeah, my dad So my dad was in construction and uh,
he saw like a bunch of people get murdered over
myself station. They were bringing all the bodies out in
the morning. That's like in one of the Howie Card books.
You know, I've seen dead bodies over here, like a
long time ago, you know. But Boston people are way
tougher than New Yorkers. New Yorkers are kind.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Of like, okay, are Stephen Manhattans? You are jumping off point, Steve.
He says that people from Boston are tougher than people
from New York Your thoughts, all right.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
That was kind of an elongated question there, Scott. But
I will tell you that when New Yorkers go up
to Boston, right and they walk around in something they
don't feel uncomfortable, nobody gives them the eye or anything
like that.
Speaker 6 (28:46):
But when you've been there, because you can't walk around
New York City because it's such a crap hole, you
would get shot, stabbed, they'd rip your pants off.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
They like when you come to.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
Boston you can walk around and enjoy yourself. The people
here are gritty, they're hardworking. It's on a night coach
that has real fishing. It's on in a crappy pizza
craps down with crappy.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
That's very very angry, Scott, Steve continued, Please Steve, very angry.
There's Scott.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
My god.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah, Scott, listen, if you ever came down to New York,
you'll find out there's a lot of beautiful places down here.
You're just going overboard. You're being ridiculous. You're playing like
the TV series Cops. I'm people are getting robbed twenty
four hours a day.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
No, they're not, they're not. I mean, there's certain there's
certain neighbors that are not as good as they used
to be. But here's the thing too. We'll let Scott
go because I'd say, as sports fans, the angriest of
the Northeastern cities is Philadelphia. I would say that the
Philadelphia sports fans are angrier than the Boston and the
New York sports fans. That's where I would I would.
But I gotta let you go. See what we'll talk
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next week. The God Steve in Manhattan and email me
Steve ben Malors Show at gmail dot com. I would
be happy to talk to the great Joe Beningo on
his show. Let's say hello to Poppy in Sun Diego. Hello,
oh Poppy, Welcome the Mentor.
Speaker 7 (30:04):
And now two week thirteen hit the music money mark.
Well last week I went three, you know, like my
mentor on the Nadelphics. Now we're gonna go to week thirteen.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
He's on fire.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
What I got the Saints versus the Dolphins Mentor, and
there's gonna be a good game. I believe the Dolphins
are minus five and a half, and I'm like, who
was gonna fly? My question is are you gonna take
the Dolphins?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Well, you watch Benny Benny versus the Penny today, it's
on YouTube. It's a global show. Who are you picking?
You're picking the Dolphins?
Speaker 7 (30:45):
Yes, I'm picking?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Okay, all right, hurry up, hurry up. Chop chop, two
more games. Chop chop, chup chup chup chup chup chup
chup chup, dup, dup, dup, chup, chump dup. Jump job
number two, Chup chup, chup, chup, chup chup chupup.
Speaker 7 (30:55):
Broncos the Commanders, and I like the Broncos. Bullneck is
the real del don gets you the moment mine? That's
five and a half and not for three.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Number three.
Speaker 7 (31:07):
We got the Giants versus the Patriots minus seven and
a half of the Patriot Shrake makes my top five
MPP and I got a bonus for you. Offer two
back and touch out follow me up. Think it was foy.
Now to the Leprecaun.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yeah, this is the part where Mike the Leprechaun comes
in and you hear a chicken, a rubber chicken. There
it is, see there it is right there, that's the
rubber chicken. There's Mike.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
Bree Bree Bree, do you miss me?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Totally?
Speaker 8 (31:39):
Totally all the time.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Actually told me in the production meeting. Bris said the
main reason she wanted to do the show is she
was hoping Mike the lepreconn would call in. Her dreams
had come true.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Come on, no, Brie's nice anyway, Grena's here, Jill, what
are we having for dinner today? What are we having?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Marcells? I think Marcel's.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Mocking j showder a box of coffee and optover Tonkin.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
I guess you're not making any picts. You're wasting you
a lot of time.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
The okay, it's been a corner coopia, if you know
what that works. It's been a feast here, it's black Friday.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
It's been a smartgasborg. It's Morgasborg.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
You know, you know what the plumber is calling. It's
the best dead year because of all the people who
don't have plungers in their house. It's called brown Friday.
Speaker 7 (32:32):
If you're a plumbers.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Anyway, you gotta get that honey truck is what you
gotta get. You gotta get that honey truck. Do you
know what a honey truck is?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
I absolutely do. Okay, here's my pick. And there's no
funny gates.
Speaker 7 (32:44):
No no, no, no, no no no no no no
no no no no, no no no.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Okay, I'm taking the Seahawks nine point five, the Broncos
six point five.
Speaker 7 (32:52):
In honor of coups and the.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Past, of course, a Monday Night football bout seven.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
I will take them every time. And there you go.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Okay, there you go. All right, very nice. Do we
have time for breeze threes? Do we have time for
that breeze threes?
Speaker 8 (33:10):
Here?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Okay, okay, pop up? This is the pop up edition.
This is like a mal kiosk, the pop up edition here.
Speaker 8 (33:17):
Oh this is exciting.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (33:18):
So just to kind of like the end of Thanksgiving
and as we head into Christmas, I just wanted to
think of like the three best, like holiday sides, like
holiday sides. And I know, because you're just so adventurous
with food, Ben, so I thought this would be really
really fun.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
So so, Brie, I know you have not you've not
heard my work. How I loathe this kind of this
a list. And I have ranted for twenty five years
on the radio that people that do big boards on
side dishes for the holidays should be taken out to
(33:54):
Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay. I believe there's a place there
in Guantanamo for them. But I will engage you, Lorena,
I will engage. That's a bad job by me, that's
a that's a shame on me. I'm sorry, Bri. I'm
gonna wash my mouth out with soap and water. I'm
(34:15):
gonna go see I'm I didn't need any real Thanksgiving
food this year, but normally properly well obviously we got
the the stuffing mashed potatoes. And I'm a big mac
and cheese guy, so I don't do exotic stuff. That's
I'm based. I'm a purist when it comes to this
kind of stuff. I wouldn't mind some corn bread, wouldn't
(34:36):
mind that. So that's like that's like four things.
Speaker 8 (34:39):
Okay, there you go. So yeah, I'm just holiday in general,
just saying holiday, holiday in general.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
I'll take some Okay, so I'll take some mazza. Uh
what else I want to mazza ball soup. I'll take that.
And then what else do I want? Lox, some bagel
not only like locks as fish, I'll do bagels like
at everything bagel would be good solid. I'm trying to
think what else? Uh, I mean, yeah, there's some other random,
(35:08):
random things, but that's it.
Speaker 8 (35:10):
What about I had asparagus I loved, and then I
I do love like a good garlic mashed potato like
you know, just yeah, garlic mashed.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Potato potatoes are pretty good.
Speaker 8 (35:24):
They're easy to make, yes, which I also think it's amazing. Also,
I love apple pie like I don't want pecan pie.
I don't want pumpkin pie. I just want apple pie.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
This apple pie, Now you not, that's boring. Pepan pie
is great.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Now.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
The greatest pie is banana cream pie. Banana cream pies,
holiday pie. It is an everything pie, is an everyday pie. See,
the apple pie is is not the right answer, And
the reason it's not the right answer is because you
eat apple pie whenever you want. It's it's a year
round Pie's a lot of seasonal pie. You can have
it fourth of July, you can have it whenever you want.
(36:06):
The pecan pie is great, underrated. They have him at
Costco like twenty bucks. It's a huge pecan pie. It's
it's just great. Anyway. I think that's it. I think
that's all the a lot of time we have, I believe.
I think that's that's it. We have sports Jeopardy. I'm sorry.
I a good job by you. Breeze Three's there. I'll
(36:26):
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Speaker 6 (39:16):
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Yeah? Look at how lucky are you you get to
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(39:43):
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Guard Steve, that is correct. Good job by you. Four
(40:06):
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staple at Laker games for thirty five years.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Steve Steep.
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(40:41):
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Brock Brock.
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Mike Trout that is correct. Mike Trout from New Jersey
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Steve Billy Crystal.
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That is correct. A big Clipper fan. Billy Crystal one
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Speaker 6 (41:14):
Steep Steve Matthew McConaughey.
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