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May 19, 2026 39 mins

Ben Maller talks about Eagles QB Jalen Hurts skipping A.J. Brown's wedding, Joe Burrow saying the Bengals have everything they need to win in 2026, Urban Meyer losing out on over $30M from the Jaguars, Cite the Bite, and much more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's our number fall, our number four. And there's an
eagle at the door. That would be quarterback Jalen Hurt's.
Reports say that Hurtz skipped out on AJ Brown's wedding
his recent wedding in California. Big deal, little deal, or
no deal. Also, Joe Burrow says the Bengals have everything

(00:24):
they need to win in twenty twenty six. Are you
convinced that is the case? And do you feel bad
for Urban Mayor losing out on over thirty million dollars
in salary as he took the Jaguars to court and
did not come out ahead. We'll talk about all that

(00:44):
and more right now, have a wonderful Tuesday, this nineteenth
day of May. Here we go, It's our number four.
The NFL news comes from the darnedest places. Even a
wedding can produce NFL news of sorts. Welcome in the

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beginning of another hour of the Ben Malor Show. We
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(03:06):
that some NFL news comes out of a wedding. We
in here talking about a wedding, not a game, not
a game, not a game. We talked about a wedding.
So well, it's indirectly. If you didn't hear about this,
perhaps not so. The Eagles wide receiver A. J. Brown
recently got married. Oh who cares people? It's a circle

(03:29):
all life, right, there's certain things. Yeah, you have to
go to school, you're supposed to graduate school, you have
to get a job, You're supposed to meet someone, get married,
then you'll you'll work for about forty years, then you
croak and then that's that's it.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Something like that. Anyway, So is J.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Brown got married, had a big wedding in southern California.
And the reason I bring this up is you know
who wasn't there, Well, that would be Eagles quarterback Jalen
Hurts what whow Yeah, Jalen Hurts was not in Attendancescoring
to TMZ, they tell us that despite having a long

(04:07):
standing supposed friendship that goes back many years and currently
for the moment, playing on the same team, we are
told that Jalen did not make the lavish beachside ceremony
and they don't even know if he was invited TMZ,
how would they Jalen's absence interesting that, they point out

(04:30):
because Jalen has known AJ Brown since they were in
high school and is the godfather of AJ Brown's daughter.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Oh my god, mind blowing.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Jalen tried to recruit AJ Brown to Alabama and the
play together in college and all that, and also supposedly
was pulling the strings to bring AJ Brown to the
Philadelphia Eagles in a trade. However, they have been side
by side mono monol for about four years together in Philly,

(05:07):
and let's just say things are not going particularly well.
The wedding was at the Montage Resort in Laguna Beach.
I don't know, I haven't never been to that. Is
that a nice resort? I don't know, I've never even.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Heard of it.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Jalen Hurts was not the only Eagle teammate who was
not there. TMZ says that they spotted no current Philadelphia Eagles.
Oh my god. Yeah right, So that's a good jumping
off point. Let us discuss so Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts
apparently either not invited or just skipping out on AJ

(05:43):
Brown's wedding his recent wedding. Is this a big deal,
a little deal or no deal? So I've got upfront pitch, lego,
set and ring leader, and we will combine all of
these things together, and together we are going to make
a big bowl of babaganoush. And then we're gonna have

(06:07):
on the side, we'll have the gabba ghoul. I'm gonna
combine those together, right, So to kick off here, it
is not a big deal. It is not no deal.
I have this as a little deal with gigantic soap
opera possibilities, if you will. Now my position on weddings.

(06:28):
I've had a wedding, believe it or not, but weddings
are I feel like they're an acquired taste. Like I'm
not gonna go out. I don't get upset when people
don't invite me to weddings, I don't The food's usually bad.
It's you know, awkward and stuff. And I would think
that most NFL players would not want to go to

(06:50):
a wedding because it's very awkward. There's a lot of
small talk. It's, you know, you got to chat up
the groom's uncle. Who's gonna ask you? You know, can
you give me some advice? I need some help on
fantasy football? Or who do you think is gonna win
the Super Bowl this year? You know, I need that
cousin who's got the gambling problem, you know, And they're
like all that. Nevertheless, this is a little deal cause

(07:13):
you're talking about a bond. There's a friendship here, and
it's it's also hot take validation. This is what we've
been saying. And I've been getting some pushback from our
guys who listen in the Philadelphia region, in that part
of the country in Pennsylvania. It is like, you really
don't know what you're talking about. You're an outsider. I'm like, well, no,
Jalen Hurts and aj Brown don't seem to like each other.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Well, you don't really know, ma, I would argue.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Though, barring some kind of unforeseen medical malady. Jalen hurts,
not attending AJ Brown's resume or wedding is a is
a red mark on the resume of the friendship here,
and so it's it's it's very odd, and so you
look at it's like it's not really football per se.
It's more it's bigger than that. It's like an upfront

(07:55):
pitch where in that time where the networks and the
social media platforms are pitching their upcoming programming which will
mostly suck, but they're trying to get sponsors to advertise
it and all that stuff. So you're the kid's godfather, right,
you're the quarterback. You're the kid's godfather, and you either
ghosted the wedding or were not invited to the wedding,

(08:18):
like the narrative rights itself, that's a dad giveaway.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
This isn't football anymore.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
This is something more than that, and it doesn't matter
as much as the Internet detectives the tabloid football clan
are claiming, Well, no, absolutely not. It's just one of
those things behind the scenes where Jalen hurts again. He
recruited AJ Brown in college. He pushed for him supposedly
to come to Philadelphia, and then he skipped out on

(08:44):
the wedding or wasn't invited. That's a three act drama,
O rama with commercial breaks.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Ready to go.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
And it's possible maybe Jalen Hurts pulled a Mike the Leprechaun.
Now you know what the Mike the leprechan move is.
The Mike the LEPrecon move is. The wedding was at
four pm, and then he rolled in there at four am,
got there at four am, and then he got arrested.
It's possible. I'm just saying accuracy with Jalen Hurts has
been spotty. It's been quite spotty.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
So you got that.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
And let's be honest here. These guys look like they
have become work friends. And I having worked here for
most of my life, and there's people I was really
good friends with and they don't work here. I'm like
the last guy left, like the Twilight Zone. Everyone I've
worked with over the years, they're all gone, not dead,
some of them are, but all of them have moved

(09:36):
on to other radio jobs. A lot of them have
gotten out of radio. And I was really good friends
with all these guys, but I was work friends, and
there's a big difference between real friends and work friends.
And so it appears that Jalen Hurts is now a
work friend. And also, let's not avoid the snufflefacus in
the room. That one of the reasons I would think
that none of the teammates the Eagles went to the

(09:58):
wedding is because aj Brown is He's not going to
be on the Eagles next year. It's it's obvious Brown
is headed to the Patriots. It's going to be announced
sometime in June. He will join forces with Mike Rabel.
I was trying to find out if Vrabel was at
the wedding. I don't think he was there. I didn't
see the evidence that Vabel was there. I know Diana
Rossini was out with her husband. That's quite the relationship

(10:20):
there at the Bruce Springsteen concert over the weekend. Now, furthermore,
since Sinnati we Go a Fine City home of WKRP
in Cincinnati, So Joe Burrow has revealed he is a
distraught with the Eagles offseason B numb or C pleased.

(10:45):
Now the answer reveal answers. It's more like C pleased
or satisfied. Joe Burrow is satisfied with the Bengals that
they've done enough this offseason, attempting to fix their d
Burrow telling the propaganda website, the Bengals team website, quote,
They're going to keep getting great players to come play

(11:09):
for the Bengals, Burrow said, And when they do that,
then it's my job and Zach's job and the leaders
of this team to bring the locker room together and
then go execute on the field.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Burrow saying recently here.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
We have everything we need close quote that is the
money quote. He also said they have a good mix
now of young guys and veterans, which is a recipe
for success. All right, question Joe Burrow saying the Bengals
have everything they need to win in twenty twenty six?

(11:45):
Are you convinced? Are you convinced?

Speaker 1 (11:50):
So?

Speaker 2 (11:51):
My response, I I picture a side eye emoji. That's
my response in human form. I'm giving this some side
And Burrow's optimism, I find it refreshing. It's like a
guy whistling while his house is burning.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
You know, he's optimistic, you know it's all that.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, does the roster look better if you pull out
your tablet and look at the depth chart? It looks better?
And Burrow's he's not wrong. Unfortunately, the NFL games are
not played on a tablet. Last I checked, there played
on grass and fake grass and occasionally on top of
Joe Burrow's ribcage, depending how the offensive line does. But

(12:35):
Cincinnati added, as the kids like to say, pieces, they
added some ingredients here. It still feels like a lego
set that's missing the instruction manual, which you can still
make stuff with that. It's just not gonna be as
cool as what would be on the box. What's on
the box? So they picked up, if I'm correct, Dexter

(12:56):
Lawrence is there somebody he's a defensive tackle. They picked
up Brian Cook. I don't know who that is. Apparently
he's actually a safety edge rusher Jonathan Allen, who's been
around for a little bit. So it's an upgrade of talent.
I think we'd all agree on that. However, the Bengals
have everything except bones.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
That don't go snap, crackle pop.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
So the biggest opponent every year for this Cincinnati football team,
it's not the Ravens, it's not the Steelers. It's their
own medical report that's the problem. They need to hire
Tony Stark, bring him in here and he can run
the Bengals team haberdashery and upgrade the wardrobe.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Burrow literally he needs the.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Iron Man Nano suit, the one that has the auto
deploy shields and self repair. That would really help out
a lot, Joe Burrow. Like Cincinnati, they have reshuffled the deck.
They have done that, and they're still playing go fish.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
In the AFC.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
And there's a lot of blackjack dealers there, a lot
of blackjack dealers there.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
All right. Now, the last thing, oh, I yetta click.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
This year, I was gonna go here there you go.
I gotta click that because it's gonna go to sleep mode.
I want that to go to sleep mode. All right,
So last thing here to Jacksonville we go where former
Jazz coach Urban Myer Urban ber Yeah that guy. So
he has now lost an arbitration case, a multi million

(14:30):
dollar arbitration case against the National Football League that fired
him with cause with cause.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
In twenty twenty one.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
The lawsuit was for more than thirty million dollars.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Hello yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Meyer was fired by the Jags with cause thirteen games
in to his first season on a five year contract
and hand in the air. I am guilty of belief
eveing that urban Meyer would actually do a good job.
I was completely off my rocker when I made that take.
That take died. It was a bad take. Not all

(15:08):
takes can be masterpieces. They can't. So he lasted eleven months,
urban Meyer eleven months, and Meyer was making nine million
dollars annually. But if you paid me nine million dollars
a year, I would keep my nose clean, I would
walk the line. I would do all that stuff anyway.
So the side's disagreed on whether or not the Jags

(15:30):
for cause for cause explanation held any legal validity.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
So they went to arbitration all that stuff, and since.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
That would negate what they owed him, so according to
the contract, So arbitration took several years to get set up.
Why would it take several years to decide this, It
makes no sense. A bunch of people were brought in
for interviews Meyer. You might remember if you flashed back
a few years. Urban Meyer went viral for staying back

(15:59):
in Ohio when the Jacks I think they played the Bengals,
and he drove up to Columbus there and it would
not have been a problem. There was a woman who
was grinding on him at a bar in Columbus which
would not have been an issue if that woman had
been his wife, but apparently it was not his wife,
which became problematic, and Urban he had he was using
some sign languages with a hand. The hands were they

(16:21):
were going odd places, so he didn't fly home with
the team.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
That became a big issue. That was like a viral video.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
And he was also accused of kicking his idiot kicker,
Josh Lambeau during practice.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
So anyway, right question, Do you feel bad?

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Do you feel bad for urban Meyer losing out on
over thirty million dollars from the Jaguars? So do I
feel bad for urban Meyer?

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Hell no, I do not.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
I feel worse for the barstool. I guess that had
to be part of the evidence for the last couple
of years. I guess they took I'm kidding. If someone
wrote a book about that urban Meyer chapter in Jacksonville,
his tenure in the NFL, the publisher would say, that's
a fictional story. That's not nonfiction. That's a fictional story.

(17:13):
There's no way that's true. Urban Meyer, one of the
all time great college football coaches, didn't coach the Jaguars.
He was the ringleader of a traveling circus which didn't
have a long run. Obviously did not have a long run,
and he didn't lose thirty million dollars. Urban Meyer paid
over thirty million dollars in tuition to learn you can't

(17:36):
run an NFL team like a frat house with a
whistle does not work, unfortunately. And that's gotta be the
most expensive lap dance in history. Like that was one
of the big things. This random like young woman was
give him the old lap dance there, which he seemed
to be enjoying. It was a nice performance. It cost
him a lot of money, though, and he didn't get robbed.

(17:58):
He just that's a tax. That's a head tax. He
had to pay, the knucklehead tax. That's it. They should
teach a course at the University of South Florida. They
should teach a course on his tenure with the Jags.
It's coaching mistakes one oh one, the urban Meyer master class,
and he can come in and speak to the class
and that would be great. Uh Meyer treating the professional

(18:21):
football players. This all the argument against him. He seemed
to think that he was still coaching college and he
was putting on motivational slogans on the wall and doing
all kinds of gimmicks, and then anytime things would go bad,
he'd blame the assistant coaches because you.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Gotta have a fall guy, gotta have a fall.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Guy, blame the assistant coaches. And so the ego was
the size of Florida. And he didn't get fired for cause.
He got fired for causes. It's not just for cauts.
It's multiple causes. And by the way, winning the arbitration
for the Jacksonville Jaguars du all come. That is the

(19:02):
first time they have actually won a big time playoff
game in that fashion. And I like a playoff game
for them. That's like a super Bowl for them. They
saved themselves thirty million, which is a isn't that what
they lost? Remember that guy that was in bezzling money
that was working for the Jaguars, didn't that guy take
might not have been thirty million, but it was millions

(19:22):
of dollars that that guy embezzled from the Jacksonville football team.
And he was like gambling on the you know, the
different apps and whatnot.

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true that Bill Belichick is considering his own lawsuit a

(19:54):
very public lawsuit.

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We go right now and we go to a man
who did not attend the malor meet and greet. He's
such a big star he cannot be bothered to attend
these social functions anymore. We lost a good man to

(22:05):
TikTok whoopee pie Blair from the Great State of Maine.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Hello, whoopee pie Blair.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
I admit I was mane or for a little bit.
So you got admit that wasn't like the thing, like
I didn't have a ride, So like, how was I
going to stay overnight in Boston?

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Well you didn't.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
You didn't, mom, Well you didn't try to get a ride.
You could have tried to get a ride, right, you
didn't try to.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
Get Well, you weren't going to come grab me.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
So I did actually consider it.

Speaker 6 (22:37):
I was.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
I was in Maine. We drove up to Maine on
that Thursday. And I was in Maine, and I was like, well,
how far away? How far away is Blair?

Speaker 1 (22:45):
And let me look at my map? It was you
were a couple. You were a couple. You were a
couple hours from where we were. And I was like,
all right, what your Waterville, Main right, that's where you are?

Speaker 5 (22:56):
Yeah, where did you guys stay?

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Right? We didn't stay there. We just drove up.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
And then I was like okay, so I'll go, We'll
go see Blair. And then I was like, well, I
told my wife he's not going to answer his phone.
He doesn't answer his phone.

Speaker 7 (23:06):
I would have.

Speaker 8 (23:07):
I would have.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
I don't think I think you changed your I think
you you changed your number, though, didn't you.

Speaker 8 (23:13):
I gave it to Coop.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
He never, he never gave it to me, So I
don't I don't have your Yes I did. When did
you give it to me? I sent it to you
on a messenger?

Speaker 6 (23:21):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
I don't check. I didn't check. I didn't see it.

Speaker 7 (23:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
Now it's all the service.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
So now it doesn't matter that when it doesn't matter.
What's up with you all you guys changing phone numbers
all the time?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
He said, what, you haven't changed my phone numbers I've had.
I've had the same number since like nineteen ninety six. Yeah,
I've had mine for at least at least twelve years.
Thirty years.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
I've had the same number, and I can't use it
because it's a paid one.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Of those you have one of those Obama phones? Do
you have an Obama phone?

Speaker 7 (23:48):
Sir?

Speaker 5 (23:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like that, yeah exactly.

Speaker 9 (23:52):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
The Obama paid for my phone.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, I just I don't think he's actually paying for taxpayers.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
Oh no, he's not. Just hit my freaking toe on
my freaking shoe. Dumb shoe.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yes, it's the shoes.

Speaker 7 (24:04):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
But yeah, Hey what about those Dodgers. Yeah, we're gonna
win it again, baby, now we are.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
No, no, don't don't be doing, don't be no, no, No,
you're a red sock. You're a red sock guy. You're
a red sock guy. No, you're no, I know, I
know you're you're you're a Diavon. You're a Diamondback guy.

Speaker 9 (24:25):
Here.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
You're like Nolan Aeronato. I remember he's on the Diamondbacks. Now,
Nolan Aeronado's your guy. I'm gonna tell him that your
Dodger fan's gonna be upset with you.

Speaker 8 (24:32):
I won't take it and boast it. I got it
all right.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Now, do not no, do not put the way Amy
on the Dodgers.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Blair, don't do it.

Speaker 6 (24:42):
Oh they're gonna wind.

Speaker 8 (24:44):
We're gonna go three straight champions.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
All right, would you would you like to take a call?
Woo be pie Blair. All right, let's say hello, Mike,
you're on with wo be Pie Blair. Mike the Leprechaun say, hello.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
That's good morning, Blair. How are your eyebrows? They're all
grown back? And they up to ask you a question?
I want to Yeah, I want to ask you a question,
Mike the Lepton.

Speaker 6 (25:06):
Okay, yeah, go right ahead.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
What what what's up with the Celtics? Why couldn't they
take a championship?

Speaker 1 (25:12):
And when are we getting sporty Blair? Are we getting?

Speaker 7 (25:15):
Because I'll tell you Tatum was a wus.

Speaker 6 (25:18):
He should have played Game seven.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Michael would have that's actually his nick that's his nickname
on this basketball reference page.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Woos They put that on there.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
Yes, well, and he meant totally like and they should
have won it. They had Blair the chance, and I
don't wish he might Tatum bro your.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Phone number, Yeah, he doesn't have a phone uber phone number.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
My number changes all the time, so it's like, what
the heck? We one number and all of a sudden
he goes out.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Okay, all right, are we We don't need to do
this on the air. This is real sports.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
This is tremendous, This is hot sports. This is national
sports talk radio. There not for long If this continues
but my god, are Blair?

Speaker 1 (25:58):
What happened you go for your not goofy Blair. We're
getting sporty Blair. What happened to goofy Blair.

Speaker 8 (26:03):
I want to be a sporty Blair because the Patriots
now need to prove it during the season. They can
be a Boston team to win it, because we need
a Boston team to win it.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yes, no Boston teams ever win anything. It's been the
long suffering Boston sports fan.

Speaker 8 (26:22):
I'm a Boston team that can actually prove to win it.
And Mike the lepercown probably knows that they don't have
a team out.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Okay, all right, listen. I mean they don't want sporty Blair.
That's not fun I like goofy Blair. I like funny Blair.
I don't like sporty Blair.

Speaker 8 (26:40):
Oh, Ben, you're being boring.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
No, you're being boring.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
All right, thank you sports all right, thank you.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
It's just dull.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Right, you agree with you, Michael lepre con right, you
put a great event on what beplied. Blair should have
been there. It's a bad job by him, right, Yeah,
the team.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
That could win this year, it's a New England Revolution.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
A soccer team that doesn't count soccer.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Let's say a loo to Moving Man Matt, who is
the last I heard he was in Canada.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Now.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Moving Man Matt also was unable to attend because of
his fatherly duties. He could not attend the MALLA meeting.
But he does have the mobile Mallard billboard. We have
seen him here in La We were right in his
backyard and he wasn't there.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
What's going on, Moving Man?

Speaker 9 (27:25):
I'm there right now. I'm getting off the mass Pike
on one worst.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Where are you guys, Yeah, we'll be right there in
about seven hours. We'll be right there.

Speaker 9 (27:33):
Yes, I'd like to that I'll be referred to as
the vice president of International Marketing for the Ben Dallas Show.
Now that I have crossed the border into Canada. I
feel that's a long title.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Though not it's good though. Did you put some initial
that's so you did? This is a very big moment
for the show. So the Moving Man made his way
across the US Canadian border there and Ross crossed over there,
and so for the first time we've had the Mallard
mobile billboard across the international line.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
There the uh yeah, anyway, it.

Speaker 9 (28:10):
Is it is now mobile?

Speaker 1 (28:12):
We have to say because it yeah, it is mobile
for sure?

Speaker 6 (28:15):
For sure?

Speaker 9 (28:16):
Absolutely, yeah, yeah, Well that was that was a litmus
test because you know, I haven't always been a good,
outstanding citizen and Canada takes things very seriously.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Were you concerned that you might not make it back?
Were you concerned that it was Am I going to
get in?

Speaker 7 (28:30):
And it was?

Speaker 9 (28:31):
Uh, because I have an opportunity to hault some concerts again,
and that's part of it is you have to be
able to go to Canada. So I had an empty trailer,
so I wasn't I didn't have any road on so him.
I was cutting through to Michigan from Buffalo and it
saves about one hundred and twenty miles. I'm like, all right,
I don't know how many kilometers.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
That is either that was there a moment when you
were going through customs, which is pretty smooth to go
through customs.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Where there was a moment where you were like, you
weren't sure?

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Did they pause and say give us a couple of
many and then they walked back.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Were you worried about that? Well, as you know, I
have thirty two kilometers, I.

Speaker 9 (29:06):
Have my my guy. Let's be here, Louis h and
I broke the ice. He's like, oh, you got your
French bulldog. I said, nah, not today, it's my French
Canadian bulldog, good.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Old Louis Louis who left, Uh left a.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Bunch of fur in the other studio. I remember that
that was I did.

Speaker 9 (29:24):
See uh some great photoshop work. It looks like very
Louis was very comfortable with the Mala meet and Greek
I know, you know most people.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Was that was that alf that did that? Who did that?
Do we know? Alf? Prolific? Alf on?

Speaker 9 (29:38):
The Those were the fake dog photos because I had
real dog photos too.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
We did have real dogs there. There were real dogs
in the house. Yeah, real dogs. And at both events.
I believe we had dogs. We're big with dogs. Dogs.

Speaker 9 (29:48):
Love had been there, Louis would have been with me.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
I understand. We had So where let's get cut to
the chase. Are you are you getting out to where
we are?

Speaker 2 (29:58):
At any point here We're going to get another photo
op with the new and improved mobile Mallard billboard.

Speaker 9 (30:04):
Maybe towards the end of the summer. I'm trying to
I got two kids going to college next year, so
I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
To That means you gotta work, man, You got to
make that money for them.

Speaker 9 (30:13):
Yeah, we have one playing D two next year, one
playing D three.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Mazeltov, congratulations, that's great.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
It'll be enjoy the hell out of their college experience.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
All right, we'll moving man. Thank you so much. My
man be safe out there.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
There he goes, the moving man the highways and byways
coming to a town near you. So is it true
that Patriots legend Bill Belichick, now at North Carolina is
so upset, so angry with the people over at CBS
that he's considering a lawsuit. Now, you might remember Belichick's

(30:50):
lady friend there, Jorde Doah and Hudson. She's some lady
I don't know anyway, she said about eighty years younger
than Belichick, and they did this interview. Belichick was very upset,
claimed that there was deceptive editing that took place to
make Jordan Hudson look bad. So Belichick appeared recently on

(31:11):
Sean Hannity's podcast, He's got a podcast too, Hannedy's got
a podcast?

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Are you kidding me? Anyway?

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Dum Belichick said he could not believe the treatment he
received from CBS and Hannity was like, he said he
was stunned as well, and said that the coach should
sue the network. So Hannity's like, he's encouraging Belichick to

(31:40):
sue CBS. He says, you know, as we've seen recently
quote from Belichick, there have been more editing problems, and
they go back over a couple of years, multiple examples
of editing and interviews, etc. This is always odd to
me because interviews have always been edited. They don't air
the whole thing, they air just clips of the interview.

(32:00):
It's always been that way, and it's only in recently
people lose their mind over this. What is the statue
of the limitations on suing a broadcast network for an
edited interview? Because that was a year ago. Is it
like murder? You can go back ten years from you know,
ten years down the line and sue the interviews on
CBS Sunday morning. It went viral and then we'll see

(32:23):
if Belichick ends up filing a lawsuit. They're still together, Belichick.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
That's love. That is love. Loreno says, she loves love.
That's love. I do love love. Yeah, that's it, I mean, honestly, Yeah,
sand enough for her like that. But it's also his
reputation too.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Yeah, Oh there's Alf with a. Is that that's not photoshop?
That's that's Is that photoshop that? I don't Everything Alf
sends I think is photoshophed photo of you and Louie?

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Did you ever hold Louis? Was Louis here when you
were here? I don't think I held him? Really? Okay,
then that's a good photoshop. There's some good ones. The
one with me be in a Witch too and a
is really cute.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Is that almost looks just like some quality work there?
Quality work for sure. Dorko the Comedian is next. Hello, Dorco.

Speaker 7 (33:11):
High. Hi, It's Dorko the Comedian.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Dorko's in Hawaii.

Speaker 7 (33:16):
I call the Trans America Building inst San Francisco. Like
you suggested, it's shaped like a pyramid, and they said
that I can't trans into a goat after all, but
I can grow go tea.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
How's the comedian career going? How's that going? How's the
stand up? Is it going well?

Speaker 7 (33:37):
Because it's you know, I'm focusing more less on the
standing up and more on the making the music. And
so that's why I'm wondering if you want me to
do merch for Mallet Palooza.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah, it is coming up.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
If you want to make a song or something like that,
you can do that. Yeah, we'd love that. That would
be great. I'll be coming up in July Malard Palooza.
The next big event for the show is.

Speaker 6 (33:58):
In July July, at the early July or late mid July.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Right in the middle, it's all All Star Week, All
Star Week.

Speaker 6 (34:08):
Yeah, and then can I fly up there and at
ten there?

Speaker 1 (34:16):
No, I think we're good. I don't know do we
need do we need Dorco? Do we need? No, We're okay.
How about why don't you fly us to Hawaii? Now?
That would be good. Right, we'll do this. We'll do
the Malapaluza from Hawaii.

Speaker 7 (34:27):
You know we can.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
You're a baller, you're a big comedian. You can afford
to fly three people to Hawaii, right, Why not?

Speaker 6 (34:33):
Sure, I'll put you up in my garage and in
the backyard and.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Then yeah, I think I think we would actually do that.
I think we would stay to go to Hawaii. We would,
we would. Yeah, I would sleep on the beach with
the homeless people.

Speaker 6 (34:46):
All yeah, are.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
There homeless people in I don't know Hanolulu? There are.
I know that there's a lot of homeless people in
Honolulu and the other islands. I have not really seen too.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
Many homeless people challenge.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Okay, thank you. It is the Yes, Ben Maler Show.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
We have site The Bite, the great sports radio mystery
site The Bite.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
We'll get to that and we will do it next.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
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the nation. Catch all of our shows at foxsports Radio
dot com and within the iHeartRadio app search FSR to
listen live.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Bell Miller and you. It is the Ben Mahlor Show.
As we work our way through the early morning hours.
Now reminder you can hear the Ben Malor Show podcast.
We have been slaving away over these hot microphones all
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(35:43):
which means you can listen however you want, each hour,
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Speaker 10 (36:00):
It's time now to site Site to Bite, where we
play random generic sound bites, you know in a sports
and entertainment cliches spoken by so called experts.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
What you trying to tell us? Who's doing the talking?

Speaker 1 (36:15):
And it is Sight to Bite.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
If you want to be on our judges, call now
and call off at eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Let's go to the audio tape.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Some of them sports will last seven to ten days,
and you got to figure out who this mystery person is.
It's called Site the Bite, the great sports radio mystery.
Somebody from sports athlete, a coach, a prominent media member.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Let's go to the audio tape. Guys got fine, all right, Guys.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Got fine, guys, got fine, guys, got fine?

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Guys, Yes, guys, got fine? Well, and we get right.
I say call her a caller. Five, No way, Jose,
not today? All right? Not Jose? What about you? Cool?
No nothing? Nobody all right?

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. If you know
who this is, played again. Players, got fine, guys, got fined?

Speaker 3 (37:01):
All right.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Let's start out with coach Russell, who's in the leadoff chair.
Coach Russell from the Orlando area. Who is it on
site the bite for a Golden ticket?

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Coach Russell?

Speaker 7 (37:13):
WHOA, I'm gonna go with Donovan Mitchell.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Is that Donovan Mitchell for the win? No, but thank you,
Coach Russell. Let's see hollering James is my caller number two? James,
you are on site the bite a Chance to win
a Golden ticket?

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Who is this mystery voice hollering James?

Speaker 8 (37:32):
Is Steph Curry?

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Is that Steph Curry? No, that is not Steph Curry.
Play the gat play it the gay.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Got fine, guys, got fine? All right? Time for our
first clue. Who was it's the first.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Clue here at Cooper Whoop played one season for the
Texas Longhorns. One season for the Texas Longhorns. Let's see
your meany mighty moll, let's see you. Let's go to
Let me give Chance a chance. I know he's in
he's in Alabama.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Chance. Do you know who this mystery voice is? Chance?

Speaker 5 (38:07):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (38:07):
Man?

Speaker 5 (38:08):
Uh, I wasn't calling him for that.

Speaker 8 (38:10):
But Texas?

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Is that Vince Young? No, but thanks thanks for being
listening and paying attention.

Speaker 7 (38:18):
Chance.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
I know you didn't call for that. Uh, let's see an.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
They're a caller. Four, let's go to Chris in Boston.
You're my caller for Chris. It's site to bite. The
great sports radio mystery. Who is the play play play
again peg?

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Who is that?

Speaker 7 (38:32):
That's former Red Soxa.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
No, Tony Foss's uh soft tossing left hander out of
the bullpen and played for a bunch of teams.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Good, good name, Chris. I like that all right? Another clue, Coop,
another clue.

Speaker 9 (38:44):
He is the all time blocks leader in Pacers franchise history.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
All time block shot leader in Indiana Pacers history. Let's
go to a great history of the Indiana Pacers. Better
known by his name Danny DeVito caller. Five, Danny bringing
home my man.

Speaker 7 (39:03):
I'm gonna go with Miles Turner.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Is that Miles turn that's a letter standing amable.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Wait one w A whit a

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Go Miles call to take it
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