July 16, 2026 • 41 mins
Ben Maller talks about Cowboys WR George Pickens being the only player to play on the franchise tag in 2026, how concerned Giants coach John Harbaugh should be with the health of Malik Nabers, Bills WR Keon Coleman's message for the haters, and more Mallerpalooza!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How do you do? It's our number four, Our four
the Ben Mahlers Show. You've tuned in on a special
night as the podcast is here if you've not been
listening to the other hours. It is the Malard Palooza
twenty twenty six, and we have a lot of acts
later this hour. We're gonna have marcel In Brooklynd among others,
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big names all over to entertain you. Here in the
monologue to begin hour number four, how do you size
up Cowboys wide receiver George Pickens being the only player
to play on the franchise tag in twenty twenty six. Also,
NFL execs said to be worried about the knee, the
knee of Molik Neighbors. How concerned should Giants coach John
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Harbaugh be with the health of his wide receiver? And
speaking of wide receivers, where you at on Bill's wide out?
Keon Coleman's message to the haters as he's on thin
ice in Buffalo where they don't really have much then
ice that and the wrap up of the Malor Palooza
twenty twenty six is the final hour. Who will be
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Overnight Malard Pollus at twenty twenty six, it continues. Got
a bunch of acts here this hour, Mike the Leprechaun,
Marcel in Brooklyn. We have some wildcard entries as well.
We have a celebrity judge, a classically trained pianist who's
performed all over the world. This guy a legend in music,
Inka Terror from New York, who's been with us all
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night here judging along with us. So we'll continue that
in a few minutes. Eight. The powers to be here,
the corporate mucketing MUCKs. You know, mal you can do
your little stupid variety show, but you got to have
some monologues in there. So I said, okay, we'll do
the monologue. So our lead this hour, Our lead this hour.
From Dallas, we have a new development in Jerry's world.
If you have not heard, perhaps not, Cowboys wide receiver
(04:26):
George Pickens did not get a long term contract extension
before the deadline, which was yesterday, and that means turn
at the lots the parties over Pickins. We'll have to
play the twenty twenty six season on the franchise tag
(04:46):
Real SOB Story, Real SOB Story. Pickens gonna earn just
twenty seven point three million. How's he going to afford
to put food on the table? Really difficult? Fully guaranteed
one year contract, no opportunity to negotiate a new contract
with Dallas until after the season sometime. And well, the
(05:07):
Cowboys season usually ends in early January when the regular
season ends, so does anyway, That is a good jumping
off point. Let us discuss the question how do you
size up Cowboy wide receiver George Pickens being the only
player to play on the franchise tag in twenty twenty six.
So I've got Ankle Movie Studio and Ken Burns, and
(05:31):
we will combine all of these things together and we
are going to give out a puffy sticker and some
baba Ganoush's what we're going to give out now to
kick off here the festivities. The word I will use
for the Cowboys, George Pickens being the only player in
the NFL to play on the franchise tag is incriminating.
(05:51):
George Pickens isn't on the tag, He's on Jerry Jones
double secret probation. If the Cowboys trusted Pickens, you know
they don't. If they trusted him any less, they'd force
him to wear an ankle monitor while he's practicing. At
this point, he's the only tag player out of all
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the stars who are available in the NFL. He's the
only one who didn't get a rework contract or a
new contract because he's the one that Dallas doesn't want
to marry. They would just like to have a nice
weekend visitation from George Pickens, and Jordy Jones saw Pickens
up close and personal and the brains there in Dallas
(06:33):
and said, uh no, no, no, no, no, noom noom
noon no. I am absolutely not financing this volatile personality
for the next several years guaranteed money. So Pickens is
a classic chaos player, spectacular at times when the spotlight
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is on, unreliable when the lights go off. That's the
story on George Pickins in Dallas. Watched him every single
day at the facility, the whole thing, and they said,
you know what, we'll pay you, but only one year
at a time. Pal, that's it.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Now.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
The smart money says this will be George Pickens's final
season in Dallas. If Ceedee Lamb plays and remember he
was hurt last year. If he plays, then curious George
his numbers will decline. The only reason his numbers were
as good as they were was because Pickens got hurt,
or rather Lamb got hurt to Ceedee Lamb, and so
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the numbers will go down. And then the Cowboys will
be like, all right, you can test free agency, and
Jerry will remain unwilling to commit. And I am never
wrong about these things. I am a distant relative of
no Stra Damus and friend of Nostradenas Nostradinas, who's in
Seattle now. Meanwhile we go to New York. We're an
anonymous NFL executive saying that the big concern, the big
(07:58):
apple about Giant Star wide receiver Molik Neighbors is whether
or not he will return to form. The knee situation
said to be very worrisome for the Giants despite this
particular talent evaluator acknowledging that he's an elite player, was
an elite player a Neighbors coming off a torn right ACL.
(08:20):
They said it was like pulled pork and that was
suffered back in Week four of the last NFL season.
So he only played four games. Concern is their question.
NFL exact worried about worried about the knee injury for
George Pickens, how concerned should the Giants coach John Harbaugh
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be with the health of Moleague Neighbors. So the knee
issue is not just a red flag. It is a
lipstick red billboard on the Jersey Turnpike. Is what that is.
On the malor scale of concern one to ten, we
are in an eight point five. Neighbors knee is the
kind of plot twist that makes the die hard fan
(09:07):
based gasp like moving man Matt and coaches swear and
so harboss concern level should be higher than the rent
in Manhattan. And if you've ever seen the prices of
rent in Manhattan, you know it's ridonculous. Now here's why.
If the Giants Offense were a movie, think of it
like a movie. Molik Neighbors is the only actor that
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the movie studio trusts to keep it out of straight
to streaming territory. Back in the day, we used to
say straight to DVD. Now it's straight to streaming. So
if Darius Slayton and Calvin Austen don't get you all
all excited, well those are the other receivers they are lacking.
The razzle dazzle the Giants, it would appear, and that
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is the issue outside of Neighbors. Neighbors is the entire
Giants offensive identity without him, there's just a bunch of
guys doing cardio. And if Neighbors does end up downgraded
in terms of his impact this year, you don't have
to be some gasbagger blowhard to know that the entire
offense is stuck in molasses and you got to prove it.
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And the recovery is a critical storyline. This is a
big time year for Jackson Dart, new coaching staff. Dart
showed some flashes last year and now he's coming back
and he's got an opportunity. But without Neighbors, that's a
plotting offense. That is a plotting offense with the Giants.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Now.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Meanwhile, last thing, we go to Buffalo with a Buffalo
roam and a malcontent wide receiver Keon Coleman, who somehow
is still on the Bills. That's a surprise. Didn't have
that on my Bengo card. So Malie Neighbors pushing back
on the criticism ahead of what is said to be
a sink or swim training camp which is about to
(10:50):
open next week. I believe for the Buffalo Bills, says
critics should prove themselves on the field first. He said,
quote none of them, you critics, none of them are
going to come lace them up and try to stand
in front of me. My job is to prove my
worth here close quote question where are you at on
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Bill's wide receiver Keon Coleman and his message for the haters, Well,
it is completely whack a doodle? Is is That's my word,
whack a doodle. That's what that is.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
There.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
If Keon Coleman wants, if his goal here is to
play and improve and all that great, uh, you know,
but if he wants the haters to play, okay, some
of them, by the way, actually do play.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
In fact, one of his own offensive linemen, Dion Dawkins,
has put the bulls eye on Keon Coleman.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
He said, uh, listen, you have to grow up and
stop expecting pats on the back. And so that's that's
not my criticism. That's a guy that is a contemporary
of Keon Coleman. So forget about growing up. If I'm
just looking on the outside here for the Buffalo Bills,
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forget growing up. How about actually showing up? On time.
You know, that's the first step of adulthood. You got
a job. You got to show up on time. So
pain and the ask none of us like it. We
ought to do it. And if you're underperforming, Keon Coleman,
the critics are not haters, you know what they are.
They're like Ken Burns. They're documentarians who are documenting your
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malfeasance on the field. I entering year three on a
I believe it was a four year I think it
was ten million dollar rookie deal. Coleman is lucky that
he's still in a Bill's uniform after multiple benchings last season,
and he was a healthy scratch multiple times. And now
you look at the Bill's depth chart. You got Dj Moore,
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who I'm not a big fan of, Bud He's going
to be the wide receiver number one, and then you've
got Khalil Shakur who's at number two, and then another playmaker.
They think it will be Dalton Kingaid. So they've got
those three guys and Coleman is fighting for table scraps.
Twenty twenty six is put up or shut up time.
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And if you were betting, if I gave you some
funny money, some house money here, it's gonna be shut up.
It's a lot of shut up, which we don't like,
and talk radio we don't like. Shut up. All right.
That was a hybrid version of the Mallet Monologue. It
is the Bane Malor Show. The mal Polooza twenty twenty
six continues. We've got really real time I going quick,
(13:38):
real time feedback from you guys on the X machine.
You guys have been great. A lot of you boys
have been standing up. You normally don't stay up all
night with us, and some of you just getting up
right now to join the fun. Our next block, We've
got Mike the Leprechaun, Marcel I think we have a
wild card act as well, some massive names here. The
Malor Palooza twenty twenty six continues. We'll get to it
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and we will.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Do it.
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Next.
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Would mean a lot to have you join us on
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Speaker 1 (14:22):
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Speaker 1 (14:45):
It is the Ben Mallor Show. You're locked in on
the Mallard Palooz at twenty twenty six, All night now,
early morning fun, very unique, no impersonations yet. We haven't
had that. We've had comedy song, some song parodies, and
we had Supermarket Steve the most unique act doing the
(15:06):
alphabet backwards.
Speaker 8 (15:08):
I thought the bong rip was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
How unique that is?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
What?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah? All right, I think most people could do that.
None but the alphabet backwards though. Anyway, we continue the
Mallet Plus at twenty twenty six. You want to give
real time feedback on X at Ben Maller. That's at
Ben Mahler And you can also say hello to Loraina
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Cooper loop a Bronco fan. That's a Bronco fan, and
your comments will be used against you in the Mallad
Militia cape Cott Paperboy rights scene, says Man, that was
an insult to Kathy and Madison. She's a treasure you
and Coop gave her too. And yeah you gave freakin
blind Scott in eight and a half.
Speaker 8 (15:50):
Wow, Yeah, there's something wrong with that.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I don't know what you're talking about. All right, take
it up with the jury. Let's get to our next act.
Let's get to do. We have Dorco the can Median
ready to go. Let's sEH can get Dorko the comedian.
I'm wearing a Mallard Palooza twenty twenty six, Cab my man.
Dorco's in Hawaii. He's a comedian entertainer. He's the top
comedian in Hawaii. He does all kinds of things in
(16:14):
Dorko very kind. He made some Mallard Palooza hats. I'm
wearing one right now. If you watch the YouTube channel,
you'll see that it's good looking hat. I'll take some
photos and not that you want to see my ugly face,
but I'll let you see it. And so let's get
to Dorko, the comedian from Honolulu, Hawaii.
Speaker 9 (16:39):
I don't think this is comedys are excited. They all
call in Mallard pal losers about to be.
Speaker 10 (16:59):
This hour.
Speaker 9 (17:01):
Went on purpose called monk callin a ringing sound, Darting
Wayton Hotel, Ben tunder Man.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
That's true. I give him a whole lot.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Weed Man.
Speaker 9 (17:13):
It begets button Ryan Judy hasn't holding ticket number one
in the game.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
That's not that's true.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Yoo y'ao.
Speaker 9 (17:25):
It happened once a year, mal plusa.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, that's right, best goal.
Speaker 9 (17:36):
I'm a wacky crazy show malar Baalsa like it.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Oh right, there is Dorko the comedian, very good original lyrics.
He also took a shot at me for keeping him
on hold for four hours a night and going to
weed Man right away. I enjoyed it. I was originally
going to give him. I was gonna give him like
a five, and then I realized he sent me a hat.
So I'm gonna go six and a half on the
Mallard scorecard. Loraina, would you like to go next? Lauren?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (18:07):
Yeah sure. I actually was really impressed. I love the
tone of his voice.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
And you do that.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yeah, he's good.
Speaker 8 (18:13):
Yeah, I thought that was great. I'm gonna give him a.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Six, all right, Salid Cooperloop. I am stunned right now.
Speaker 11 (18:20):
Actually I think he's like, might be the worst caller
on the show by far, not Mike. But yeah, that
was great. I found myself wanting more. I wanted another verse.
It had kind of like a Beastie Boys feel to it.
(18:41):
I'm gonna give it an eight.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
An eight, all right, very good score for dork O
the comedian. Incata the classically trained musician from New York
who's performed all over Russia. Where else have you performed? Evolved?
The US? Europe? Yeah, which Asia? You guys been all
over the world, and I you gotta come out. I
gotta I gotta see you perform at some point here, Inca,
(19:03):
when you come back to California. But how did you
score it? Inca?
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I think Coop Loop hit it on the hit the
nail on the head when you when you leave somebody
wanting more, that's that's gold. And it was unbelievably creative.
I'm going with Coop eight, and I feel bad.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I gave him six and a half. Can I change
my score? Am I allowed to change my score? Can
I can I change it. I don't think no, Cooper,
I kind of want to give him more. I was
going to say, yeah, all right, my damn rush my show.
My name's for the damn show. The guy I go eight.
I'm gonna go eight too, I'm gonna go eight.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
You guys are right, No, that's not allowed. It's not
the Loraino. Just not the Lorraine No. Alright, who is
next year? We have a is Ohio al ready to
go the great Ohio al and Uh. This is a
combo Ohio al and Dick and Date and we wanted
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to play at Ohio submitted it. This is a classic version.
For those of you that were lucky enough to attend
the mallor meet and greet that we did in Newport, Kentucky,
just across the Ohio River there from from Cincinnati. These
guys just absolutely killed it. It was wonderful to meet
both of them, and we had such a great time,
(20:23):
wonderful turnout. Everyone came out there was a big part
of what we were doing. In fact, I did want
to mention Andy in the Bluegrass, who was also He's
from Kentucky. I met him. He actually took the night
off to listen to the show. He's a radio guy
in Kentucky, in Bowling Green, Kentucky, and he he loved
it that much. But let's get a old taste. Here's
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ohio Al and I believe the Dixter is part of this.
I believe, yes, all right, here we go Ohio on
the Mallor Palooza twenty twenty six. You know people talk
about Taylor Swift and all that. That's me. Yeah, here
we go, Here we go. It's coming up right now.
I think it's coming up. I believe it's coming I
(21:06):
believe in it. I believe you've seen live coverage. This
is not obviously edited.
Speaker 8 (21:10):
Ohio Al is having complications?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Is there a glitch with ohio Al?
Speaker 12 (21:14):
Here?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Coop's looking very concerned. He's leaning in, He's trying to
get the timing on this right. Make sure Coop there's
no cursing, because there might have been some cursing.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Rolling my sweet baby's arm. Yes, a little Mallard twist.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Here, here we go, that's ohio Al.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Show back.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Dick and Dayton's all right there he is, I hear,
I hear Dick.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
Comes back in my.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Just imagine Dick and Dayton performing on stage.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
You got the way.
Speaker 13 (22:27):
Crowd gave walk around man man, Yeah, all right's there
it is.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Listen. That was you gotta go to these Mallory meet
and greet You never know what's gonna happen. There's always
something crazy that happened these at these meet and greets
that we do. And so that was. That was from
a few months ago. Ohio, Uh so you gotta scot
you know it's I heard it. I was there. I
loved it. You likely didn't hear it. If it had
been a live performance, I would have given it a ten.
(23:05):
I got I got to deduct some points, so I'll
give it a seven and a half. I thought it
was entertaining. They added the lyrics and all that. Unfortunately
you can't see Dick and Dayton, but he was really
getting into it on stage, like this was the greatest
day of Dick and Dayton's life. I truly believe that
he had. He had the biggest smile.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
I was so happy about it every time he called it.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
No, I was wonderful. I was so happy to bring
some joy to the Dixter and so again, I'll give
it a seven and a half. Inkod terror, I hear
you ink and terror your thoughts on this latest act
in the mall Oft Polus, Ohioal and Dick in Dayton.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Well, as you know, I like me some Dick and
that was that was I mean, that was more live
than you know, some of the other recorded things you get.
So and I think he had the audience clapping too.
He had met popping around. So I'm giving him in
an eight.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
An eight, All right, very good. Yeah, the crowd was
loving it, like they could not get enough of this.
What about you, Lorena?
Speaker 10 (24:04):
Yeah, so I know it was from a past event,
but I want to say it's a classic Ben Mallins
and if you got to see that live, you were
one of the most lucky listeners ever.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
It was.
Speaker 8 (24:17):
I mean, it's just it's amazing. I'm going to give
him a seven.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
And we had legend and this was when Justin just
Josh were there, Robbie the Merredithan Queen Rocks.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
You just wish I was there.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah, it was really a great event. What about you,
Cooper Loop. I am going to just because here we go,
here we go, here we go, here we go, here
we go one one.
Speaker 11 (24:40):
No, I'm just saying just because it was for another event.
It was not for the Malor Palooza. Yeah, I'm going
to give it a seven.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Okay, all right, that's fine, we'll move on. We'll move
on our next act from the Commonwealth. We welcome in
a very very controversy man. We met him. He gave
us a great time taking us around Boston. I hung
out with him three days in a row, which was
I think three days too many. I love suntan lotion.
He loves a food ball. He is a very tall,
(25:15):
loves guinness. He loves guinness. He says he doesn't like
sweets except KitKat bars. And we welcome in our next
act in The Mallard Palooza twenty twenty six, the one
the only very unique character, Mike the leppricon, Hello.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Good morning. It is unique.
Speaker 12 (25:34):
You didn't a say what I need?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Oh yeah, well I haven't you just I just put
you on the air. What do you need?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I need respect?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
You need respect? Okay, warm up, my boys.
Speaker 12 (25:43):
I'm warming up my boys. I have to do my take.
Squeal warming up my boys.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
I give it a one. Oh wait wait sorry, go ahead, Yeah,
well you gotta weight hit that button. Coop. Here we go.
He is without further ado Here we go, Mike the
leprecaon in the Malar Plus Act twenty twenty six. Here
you go, cheers.
Speaker 12 (26:08):
Making you away on the Ben Matter Show takes everything
you got, Marcel blocks from Brooklyn, and then there's poor
Upline Scott. Wouldn't you like to get away all those
snores from hollering James Jed who fled talks fast Lorena,
She's the angel who loves her number four, But you
(26:31):
complained about my gift. Sometimes you want to go where
Bill Miller knows your name and he's always glad you called.
You want to be a Leprechaun.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Our troubles are all the same.
Speaker 12 (26:45):
You want to be where wheat Man knows your name.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
I roll out of bed, I.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Call Coop the loop.
Speaker 12 (26:52):
The morning's looking bright, Poppy is a picking sus Doll
changed his name, but Fergie's going back to jail. Sometimes
you want to go where Ben Maller knows your name
and he's sometimes glad I called. You want to be
a militia member. You gotta take the oath.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
You want to.
Speaker 12 (27:15):
Come back to Boston once again?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah all right, Mike, Oh come on, Loraina, it's not
that my God. Listen I'll go first on this. I
thought that was actually very entertaining. Uh you know, it
was not the most polished thing in the world, but
it was original, it was creative. It was obviously that's
a Cheers song from the TV show many years ago.
(27:41):
It was all about us. I like the lyrics mentioned
a lot of the characters on the show. I thought
his timing was actually not very bad at all. I'm
going to give it an eight and a half. I'm
giving a name. Yeah in good terror.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
I mean Larena. He called you an angel, and that's
not unchue.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
No, that is even more insulting than if your sass.
Speaker 10 (28:04):
It should have been sass, because that's.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Oh, you're an angel to me. So I'm giving it
a five.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Five. I'm gonna get I'm gonna get Cooped to go
and then have Loraina because I think I know where
Loraine is going. Coop a little Patia scored Coop.
Speaker 11 (28:25):
I I, like I said, I appreciate when we change
up the lyrics and match the Ben Malachow. There was
a couple of times though, that I was expecting a
rhyme and then it didn't come.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Didn't You can't rhyme everything well, you can't know. You
can try orange rhyme orange, go ahead. That wasn't one
of the words he was trying to rhyme. Could have been,
you know, could have been.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (28:47):
Anyway, I'm gonna give it a six.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Oh my god, you guys are terrible.
Speaker 13 (28:55):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Well, oh my god, Loraina, here we go.
Speaker 8 (28:59):
I was going to give him a four. I think
that's fair, do you?
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Am?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
I very again? The man called you an angel, he
sung and put your name in a song.
Speaker 8 (29:16):
Have you seen people try to suck up Ben? That's
exactly how they do it.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
You're a woman.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
They always do that to you. They don't do it
to me. All right, Oh dare you know a good
looking woman? The guys are always, you know, trying to
suck up.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Am.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
I allowed to change my am? I allowed to change.
Go ahead.
Speaker 11 (29:31):
I'm gonna give him a seven and a half.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, all right, good job, Michael Eleprechaun.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
No wonder.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
All right, there he goes Michael Leprechaun. Uh, we'll hang
up on him. And next up we have Eric in Kansas.
I believe Eric is a big joke writer to the show,
and he took some time out of his schedule there
He used to live in Iowa. He's got ties to
southern California, but he's lived all over the place. And
(29:59):
so here's our guy from Kansas. Give it up on
the malletpoos at twenty twenty six? Where Eric in Kansas?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
What did Weedman say when Lisa said he wasn't a
bad singer? That's true, I'm a terrible singer. What's worse
than Weedman's microwave steak anything else he cooks? What did
Dodgers Pictures and the fill in producer on Coop's Last
Night Away have in common leaving too early? What did
you keep Kawamura say when his girlfriend called him a
huge a hole? That's not true. I'm only five seven.
(30:30):
What did Lucky Tony change his name to on the
Second Date Licky Tony Ricky ryans Frock say when he
was acquired by the Jays. Now I get to work blue.
What do Weedman and Angry Bill have in common with work?
Angry Bill works furiously and weed Man gets furious about working.
Why is Lorena a great choice for Dodgers manager? She'd
(30:50):
admit she knows nothing about managing a team.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
All right? Ah, that was good. I like the timing
of it. I thought it was entertaining. Again, it was recorded, obviously,
so you got to dock a couple of points on that.
But I enjoyed a lot. I thought, I'm gonna give
it a seven.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Anka terror I concur I like the Bam Bam band
just went right after the other great jokes.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Seven all right, seven Lorena.
Speaker 10 (31:18):
Yeah, I thought it was relevant. He's obviously been listening
to the show fun hits. It made me laugh multiple times.
I'm gonna give him a yeah, seven.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
All right, solid seven got you a good score for
Eric Kubolou.
Speaker 11 (31:31):
Uh. Look, I would be giving it more if it
wasn't recorded, because you know, it is easier to get
through your your stand up bit timing wise and just
reactions and not getting last. You don't have to worry
about all that. But I really liked the jokes. I
thought they were good. I thought they were creative. It
wasn't like a stuff that I've heard before, just spun
(31:51):
to fit the show. I'm giving it an eight.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Wow, A big score for Eric in Kansas. Good job, Eric.
Our next act is a wild card act and let's
welcome in from Alabama. He was sworn in just a
couple of days ago. Two percent chance, Hello, two percent chance, Hey, Ben.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
I think I kind of got the wrong idea. It
seems like everyone's like singing about you. I kind of
made a Bill's parody song.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Yeah, that's not gonna work, okay, I mean, no, man,
have you said we've been You've been on hold for
the whole show. I mean, what are you do not listening?
I mean we obviously it's about.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
People are also doing jokes and stuff too. Man and
one guy saying about Jesus Christ.
Speaker 10 (32:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
We did we did at the God hour. We had
the relations do it. Bill's p I go, hey, you
got you wrote it?
Speaker 11 (32:42):
You wrote it, right, it's you, it's your material.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yeah, I mean it's mine a chance, okay, all right, stop.
I got limited time. I got limited time, I got
a live rate. We got limited time. I got you
got sixty seconds and on your marks, get set. Two
percent chance Malapalooza twenty twenty six. You're on your way.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Go it's Christopher Crosses sailing. Well, let's not draw down
from Paradise. I'm not gonna do it. I can't do
it with the beat.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Now, all right, let's go to the judges. Score cards.
I will go first. I am going to give that
a minus forty four minus forty four Lorena, he gets
that's funny. That's good. I should have thought of that.
Switch out by you, Coop a loop. Ho'd you score? Coop?
Speaker 4 (33:27):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Give it a one? A one inc of terror? Inca terror?
How do you score? Two percent?
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Chance? I'm so generous minus pour up? Canive everyone else?
Five minutes?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
What is he complaining? Is alright? Alright, it's just an
overnight show. Chance. We're having fun, We're busting your balls.
We love you, Okay, it's nothing against you. In fact,
i'd like to thank you for not taking three minutes
because we have on the other side, Do we have
our big finish? I believe our last act is that correct?
Do we have another to have more the one here?
(34:00):
What do we have? Okay, well, we might have some
we have to I don't know. I'm lost, I'm confused.
I don't know what the hell's going. I think we
might have a couple we have to have. Yeah, we
we have to. We have two recorded, you know we
have two?
Speaker 6 (34:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah, okay, all right, so well we might have to
keep some for like a bonus segment on the Friday show,
but we will have Marcel and Brooklyn is up next.
We'll get to that. It's the Mallard Paloosa. I hope
two percent chances isn't really upset. Mallard Paloosa continues, and
I cannot wait to hear what Marcel has cooked up.
(34:31):
We will get to that and we will.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
Do it.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Next.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
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All back to it, we go, What do we have
time for? We have time for two?
Speaker 5 (35:38):
One?
Speaker 1 (35:38):
What are we looking at here?
Speaker 8 (35:39):
I think maybe just one are able to squeeze all
three in?
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I don't think so. How long? How long are the
other two?
Speaker 5 (35:44):
We know?
Speaker 8 (35:44):
I lied? We had the ones minute thirty nine ones.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Two three? Yeah, why don't we save two for tomorrow?
How about that? We'll have a bonus segment. Anyone does
anyone disagree with that? We're all coop doesn't seem excited
about that. Well, we got I mean, these people said stuff,
and we would like to do it the right way.
We encourage people to do it. Just play into the commercials.
Well we could do that. Why don't we use tell
(36:07):
Jonas of those guys that go smoke a cigar or
something like that.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
We'll do as you heard?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Yeah, come on Jonah? All right, Yeah, sitting in the
car right now. This guy's is very weird, the LeVar
and Jonahs sitting in their car. It's very odd. Already outside, Yeah,
they're outside. I don't want to come in with these people,
all right?
Speaker 4 (36:24):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Anyway, let's get let's get into our final act. For
this version of the show, we have Incotereara. By the way,
if you're just tuning in, this is the Mallard Palusa
twenty twenty six. It's our little variety show. We've had
great acts and inca terrors are Judge from New York
and staying in New York, we go down Inca's upstate.
We go down to Brooklyn and a multi time platinum
(36:48):
caller of the Year we now present Marcel in Brooklyn.
Who's name? Marcel says, just calling a mixed match.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
My English is clear.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
You'll have to get tears for a Collar of the year.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Make you foo picks rained down like a mom's soo.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
I love the Gordon Fisherman's toodle and noodle.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
I've been running like a five year old too.
Speaker 6 (37:17):
Those free chess stop and b Drosi's los gonna make
you blind like Scots.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Don't you tear Blair.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
You're gonna lose.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
The dynasty is here and to the aid, to the
R to the c L the loser, CON's going to hell.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
I'm gonna talk to you now.
Speaker 6 (37:34):
The malosets dropped you now.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
I could have brought you down.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Maliset dropped you. Now, don't you call uncle gone to
Mike's fall. I'll be brought to that.
Speaker 11 (37:45):
All a big coups like fire and koup ches gen
Hia like Pascal.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
I see you coming like blind scots Mouth.
Speaker 7 (37:54):
You should be running speaking of tall I a car,
have meat whip both.
Speaker 11 (37:59):
Blue slept you the militious psycho.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
But when I got on Majama's.
Speaker 6 (38:03):
Then on the radio, dock breaking news it now no.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Hy brows.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
That trump June now block, Now was that trumped you?
Speaker 5 (38:17):
Now?
Speaker 7 (38:23):
What do you think?
Speaker 6 (38:24):
Off board lyrics?
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Terrible and all room not stop? All right, Marcel, get
this right right, all right, this is Marcel. This is
that's I'm produced by J Scoop. That was a Jay
Scoop production.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Uh yeah, that was that was next level.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Obviously it was a heavily edited so you got to
factor that in. Uh. But Marcel's never sounded better. Uh ever,
like that was legitimately entertaining. It was great. The lyrics
were wonderful. Marcell nailed it on the delivery. I would
have given him, you know, I wouldn't give him much
higher score if it hadn't been recorded. So I am
unfortunately just going to give Marcell a ten. I will
(39:06):
give him a ten. Uh yeah, what about you inca terror?
How did you score Marcel in Brooklyn?
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Yeah, I would have given it a ten. I mean
it is astonishing, but yeah, pre recorded and a bit
of help. So nine point five.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Nine point five all right, Lorena.
Speaker 8 (39:27):
I'm honestly you were dancing it.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
You were dancing. That was great.
Speaker 10 (39:32):
I would give him a thousand points if I could,
but I have to land on a tent.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
A ten. All right, second ten Cooper loop. Here we go,
Here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 11 (39:44):
I just I don't know how to judge this. Uh
you know, I like to be the voice of reason here. Yeah,
I was recorded, like are we judging Jess Marcel. It
was a whole group effort.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Of team effort. I think it took Jay Scoop about
seven years to do that. But I mean the lyrics
for grades, they are really good effort. Marcel's delivery is
grades I got. I'm gonna give it a nine. Nine
all right, very good? Do we have do we know
who's leading? At this point? We have a couple of
recording Marcel. All right, Marcel's in the lead. I think
(40:18):
Marcel's online Marcel, uh do you do? You have a
quick thought? Marcel, you're in the lead right now to
win the Mallard palouse. You're you're in the lead.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yes it is man, this lyrics, it's gonna be blow
everyone's minds except for Mikey idiot con he's the loss
and I believe the I agree with that guy from
Hawaii minus. There's not gonna be treat everyone right.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
All right? Cook, you want to go hire?
Speaker 5 (40:46):
Cook?
Speaker 1 (40:46):
You want to go higher? Now now that you've heard
Marcel unedited, do you want to go higher? That's one
of the great editing jobs in the history of ed editing.
Oh my god? All right, any quick final thought in Kata.
Thanks for being here all night. Man, you're the greatest.
We we love you. We love you. We got to
hang out with you again sometimes soon.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Thank you, InKo, Thank you, Steve, next toyear.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
All right, the great inca tearror. Thanks to everyone. I
know it's not easy to get on here and perform,
and we were schmucks to some of you, and we
do thank you for taking the time. Somebody stayed up
all night to be with us, and so it does
mean a lot. The Mather of Palooza twenty twenty six
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(00:24):
big names all over to entertain you. Here in the
monologue to begin hour number four, how do you size
up Cowboys wide receiver George Pickens being the only player
to play on the franchise tag in twenty twenty six. Also,
NFL execs said to be worried about the knee, the
knee of Molik Neighbors. How concerned should Giants coach John
(00:47):
Harbaugh be with the health of his wide receiver? And
speaking of wide receivers, where you at on Bill's wide out?
Keon Coleman's message to the haters as he's on thin
ice in Buffalo where they don't really have much then
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a bunch of acts here this hour, Mike the Leprechaun,
Marcel in Brooklyn. We have some wildcard entries as well.
We have a celebrity judge, a classically trained pianist who's
performed all over the world. This guy a legend in music,
Inka Terror from New York, who's been with us all
(04:03):
night here judging along with us. So we'll continue that
in a few minutes. Eight. The powers to be here,
the corporate mucketing MUCKs. You know, mal you can do
your little stupid variety show, but you got to have
some monologues in there. So I said, okay, we'll do
the monologue. So our lead this hour, Our lead this hour.
From Dallas, we have a new development in Jerry's world.
If you have not heard, perhaps not, Cowboys wide receiver
(04:26):
George Pickens did not get a long term contract extension
before the deadline, which was yesterday, and that means turn
at the lots the parties over Pickins. We'll have to
play the twenty twenty six season on the franchise tag
(04:46):
Real SOB Story, Real SOB Story. Pickens gonna earn just
twenty seven point three million. How's he going to afford
to put food on the table? Really difficult? Fully guaranteed
one year contract, no opportunity to negotiate a new contract
with Dallas until after the season sometime. And well, the
(05:07):
Cowboys season usually ends in early January when the regular
season ends, so does anyway, That is a good jumping
off point. Let us discuss the question how do you
size up Cowboy wide receiver George Pickens being the only
player to play on the franchise tag in twenty twenty six.
So I've got Ankle Movie Studio and Ken Burns, and
(05:31):
we will combine all of these things together and we
are going to give out a puffy sticker and some
baba Ganoush's what we're going to give out now to
kick off here the festivities. The word I will use
for the Cowboys, George Pickens being the only player in
the NFL to play on the franchise tag is incriminating.
(05:51):
George Pickens isn't on the tag, He's on Jerry Jones
double secret probation. If the Cowboys trusted Pickens, you know
they don't. If they trusted him any less, they'd force
him to wear an ankle monitor while he's practicing. At
this point, he's the only tag player out of all
(06:12):
the stars who are available in the NFL. He's the
only one who didn't get a rework contract or a
new contract because he's the one that Dallas doesn't want
to marry. They would just like to have a nice
weekend visitation from George Pickens, and Jordy Jones saw Pickens
up close and personal and the brains there in Dallas
(06:33):
and said, uh no, no, no, no, no, noom noom
noon no. I am absolutely not financing this volatile personality
for the next several years guaranteed money. So Pickens is
a classic chaos player, spectacular at times when the spotlight
(06:54):
is on, unreliable when the lights go off. That's the
story on George Pickins in Dallas. Watched him every single
day at the facility, the whole thing, and they said,
you know what, we'll pay you, but only one year
at a time. Pal, that's it.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Now.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
The smart money says this will be George Pickens's final
season in Dallas. If Ceedee Lamb plays and remember he
was hurt last year. If he plays, then curious George
his numbers will decline. The only reason his numbers were
as good as they were was because Pickens got hurt,
or rather Lamb got hurt to Ceedee Lamb, and so
(07:35):
the numbers will go down. And then the Cowboys will
be like, all right, you can test free agency, and
Jerry will remain unwilling to commit. And I am never
wrong about these things. I am a distant relative of
no Stra Damus and friend of Nostradenas Nostradinas, who's in
Seattle now. Meanwhile we go to New York. We're an
anonymous NFL executive saying that the big concern, the big
(07:58):
apple about Giant Star wide receiver Molik Neighbors is whether
or not he will return to form. The knee situation
said to be very worrisome for the Giants despite this
particular talent evaluator acknowledging that he's an elite player, was
an elite player a Neighbors coming off a torn right ACL.
(08:20):
They said it was like pulled pork and that was
suffered back in Week four of the last NFL season.
So he only played four games. Concern is their question.
NFL exact worried about worried about the knee injury for
George Pickens, how concerned should the Giants coach John Harbaugh
(08:42):
be with the health of Moleague Neighbors. So the knee
issue is not just a red flag. It is a
lipstick red billboard on the Jersey Turnpike. Is what that is.
On the malor scale of concern one to ten, we
are in an eight point five. Neighbors knee is the
kind of plot twist that makes the die hard fan
(09:07):
based gasp like moving man Matt and coaches swear and
so harboss concern level should be higher than the rent
in Manhattan. And if you've ever seen the prices of
rent in Manhattan, you know it's ridonculous. Now here's why.
If the Giants Offense were a movie, think of it
like a movie. Molik Neighbors is the only actor that
(09:28):
the movie studio trusts to keep it out of straight
to streaming territory. Back in the day, we used to
say straight to DVD. Now it's straight to streaming. So
if Darius Slayton and Calvin Austen don't get you all
all excited, well those are the other receivers they are lacking.
The razzle dazzle the Giants, it would appear, and that
(09:50):
is the issue outside of Neighbors. Neighbors is the entire
Giants offensive identity without him, there's just a bunch of
guys doing cardio. And if Neighbors does end up downgraded
in terms of his impact this year, you don't have
to be some gasbagger blowhard to know that the entire
offense is stuck in molasses and you got to prove it.
(10:12):
And the recovery is a critical storyline. This is a
big time year for Jackson Dart, new coaching staff. Dart
showed some flashes last year and now he's coming back
and he's got an opportunity. But without Neighbors, that's a
plotting offense. That is a plotting offense with the Giants.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Now.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Meanwhile, last thing, we go to Buffalo with a Buffalo
roam and a malcontent wide receiver Keon Coleman, who somehow
is still on the Bills. That's a surprise. Didn't have
that on my Bengo card. So Malie Neighbors pushing back
on the criticism ahead of what is said to be
a sink or swim training camp which is about to
(10:50):
open next week. I believe for the Buffalo Bills, says
critics should prove themselves on the field first. He said,
quote none of them, you critics, none of them are
going to come lace them up and try to stand
in front of me. My job is to prove my
worth here close quote question where are you at on
(11:12):
Bill's wide receiver Keon Coleman and his message for the haters, Well,
it is completely whack a doodle? Is is That's my word,
whack a doodle. That's what that is.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
There.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
If Keon Coleman wants, if his goal here is to
play and improve and all that great, uh, you know,
but if he wants the haters to play, okay, some
of them, by the way, actually do play.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
In fact, one of his own offensive linemen, Dion Dawkins,
has put the bulls eye on Keon Coleman.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
He said, uh, listen, you have to grow up and
stop expecting pats on the back. And so that's that's
not my criticism. That's a guy that is a contemporary
of Keon Coleman. So forget about growing up. If I'm
just looking on the outside here for the Buffalo Bills,
(12:11):
forget growing up. How about actually showing up? On time.
You know, that's the first step of adulthood. You got
a job. You got to show up on time. So
pain and the ask none of us like it. We
ought to do it. And if you're underperforming, Keon Coleman,
the critics are not haters, you know what they are.
They're like Ken Burns. They're documentarians who are documenting your
(12:33):
malfeasance on the field. I entering year three on a
I believe it was a four year I think it
was ten million dollar rookie deal. Coleman is lucky that
he's still in a Bill's uniform after multiple benchings last season,
and he was a healthy scratch multiple times. And now
you look at the Bill's depth chart. You got Dj Moore,
(12:54):
who I'm not a big fan of, Bud He's going
to be the wide receiver number one, and then you've
got Khalil Shakur who's at number two, and then another playmaker.
They think it will be Dalton Kingaid. So they've got
those three guys and Coleman is fighting for table scraps.
Twenty twenty six is put up or shut up time.
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And if you were betting, if I gave you some
funny money, some house money here, it's gonna be shut up.
It's a lot of shut up, which we don't like,
and talk radio we don't like. Shut up. All right.
That was a hybrid version of the Mallet Monologue. It
is the Bane Malor Show. The mal Polooza twenty twenty
six continues. We've got really real time I going quick,
(13:38):
real time feedback from you guys on the X machine.
You guys have been great. A lot of you boys
have been standing up. You normally don't stay up all
night with us, and some of you just getting up
right now to join the fun. Our next block, We've
got Mike the Leprechaun, Marcel I think we have a
wild card act as well, some massive names here. The
Malor Palooza twenty twenty six continues. We'll get to it
(14:02):
and we will.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Do it.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Next.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
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Speaker 7 (14:15):
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Would mean a lot to have you join us on
our weekly auditory journey.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
You're asking, what in God's name is the fifth Hour.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
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Speaker 1 (14:45):
It is the Ben Mallor Show. You're locked in on
the Mallard Palooz at twenty twenty six, All night now,
early morning fun, very unique, no impersonations yet. We haven't
had that. We've had comedy song, some song parodies, and
we had Supermarket Steve the most unique act doing the
(15:06):
alphabet backwards.
Speaker 8 (15:08):
I thought the bong rip was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
How unique that is?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
What?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah? All right, I think most people could do that.
None but the alphabet backwards though. Anyway, we continue the
Mallet Plus at twenty twenty six. You want to give
real time feedback on X at Ben Maller. That's at
Ben Mahler And you can also say hello to Loraina
FSR Tech Queen Now you can and right over there
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Cooper loop a Bronco fan. That's a Bronco fan, and
your comments will be used against you in the Mallad
Militia cape Cott Paperboy rights scene, says Man, that was
an insult to Kathy and Madison. She's a treasure you
and Coop gave her too. And yeah you gave freakin
blind Scott in eight and a half.
Speaker 8 (15:50):
Wow, Yeah, there's something wrong with that.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I don't know what you're talking about. All right, take
it up with the jury. Let's get to our next act.
Let's get to do. We have Dorco the can Median
ready to go. Let's sEH can get Dorko the comedian.
I'm wearing a Mallard Palooza twenty twenty six, Cab my man.
Dorco's in Hawaii. He's a comedian entertainer. He's the top
comedian in Hawaii. He does all kinds of things in
(16:14):
Dorko very kind. He made some Mallard Palooza hats. I'm
wearing one right now. If you watch the YouTube channel,
you'll see that it's good looking hat. I'll take some
photos and not that you want to see my ugly face,
but I'll let you see it. And so let's get
to Dorko, the comedian from Honolulu, Hawaii.
Speaker 9 (16:39):
I don't think this is comedys are excited. They all
call in Mallard pal losers about to be.
Speaker 10 (16:59):
This hour.
Speaker 9 (17:01):
Went on purpose called monk callin a ringing sound, Darting
Wayton Hotel, Ben tunder Man.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
That's true. I give him a whole lot.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Weed Man.
Speaker 9 (17:13):
It begets button Ryan Judy hasn't holding ticket number one
in the game.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
That's not that's true.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Yoo y'ao.
Speaker 9 (17:25):
It happened once a year, mal plusa.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, that's right, best goal.
Speaker 9 (17:36):
I'm a wacky crazy show malar Baalsa like it.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Oh right, there is Dorko the comedian, very good original lyrics.
He also took a shot at me for keeping him
on hold for four hours a night and going to
weed Man right away. I enjoyed it. I was originally
going to give him. I was gonna give him like
a five, and then I realized he sent me a hat.
So I'm gonna go six and a half on the
Mallard scorecard. Loraina, would you like to go next? Lauren?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (18:07):
Yeah sure. I actually was really impressed. I love the
tone of his voice.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
And you do that.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yeah, he's good.
Speaker 8 (18:13):
Yeah, I thought that was great. I'm gonna give him a.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Six, all right, Salid Cooperloop. I am stunned right now.
Speaker 11 (18:20):
Actually I think he's like, might be the worst caller
on the show by far, not Mike. But yeah, that
was great. I found myself wanting more. I wanted another verse.
It had kind of like a Beastie Boys feel to it.
(18:41):
I'm gonna give it an eight.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
An eight, all right, very good score for dork O
the comedian. Incata the classically trained musician from New York
who's performed all over Russia. Where else have you performed? Evolved?
The US? Europe? Yeah, which Asia? You guys been all
over the world, and I you gotta come out. I
gotta I gotta see you perform at some point here, Inca,
(19:03):
when you come back to California. But how did you
score it? Inca?
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I think Coop Loop hit it on the hit the
nail on the head when you when you leave somebody
wanting more, that's that's gold. And it was unbelievably creative.
I'm going with Coop eight, and I feel bad.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I gave him six and a half. Can I change
my score? Am I allowed to change my score? Can
I can I change it. I don't think no, Cooper,
I kind of want to give him more. I was
going to say, yeah, all right, my damn rush my show.
My name's for the damn show. The guy I go eight.
I'm gonna go eight too, I'm gonna go eight.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
You guys are right, No, that's not allowed. It's not
the Loraino. Just not the Lorraine No. Alright, who is
next year? We have a is Ohio al ready to
go the great Ohio al and Uh. This is a
combo Ohio al and Dick and Date and we wanted
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to play at Ohio submitted it. This is a classic version.
For those of you that were lucky enough to attend
the mallor meet and greet that we did in Newport, Kentucky,
just across the Ohio River there from from Cincinnati. These
guys just absolutely killed it. It was wonderful to meet
both of them, and we had such a great time,
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wonderful turnout. Everyone came out there was a big part
of what we were doing. In fact, I did want
to mention Andy in the Bluegrass, who was also He's
from Kentucky. I met him. He actually took the night
off to listen to the show. He's a radio guy
in Kentucky, in Bowling Green, Kentucky, and he he loved
it that much. But let's get a old taste. Here's
(20:44):
ohio Al and I believe the Dixter is part of this.
I believe, yes, all right, here we go Ohio on
the Mallor Palooza twenty twenty six. You know people talk
about Taylor Swift and all that. That's me. Yeah, here
we go, Here we go. It's coming up right now.
I think it's coming up. I believe it's coming I
(21:06):
believe in it. I believe you've seen live coverage. This
is not obviously edited.
Speaker 8 (21:10):
Ohio Al is having complications?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Is there a glitch with ohio Al?
Speaker 12 (21:14):
Here?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Coop's looking very concerned. He's leaning in, He's trying to
get the timing on this right. Make sure Coop there's
no cursing, because there might have been some cursing.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Rolling my sweet baby's arm. Yes, a little Mallard twist.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Here, here we go, that's ohio Al.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Show back.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Dick and Dayton's all right there he is, I hear,
I hear Dick.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
Comes back in my.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Just imagine Dick and Dayton performing on stage.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
You got the way.
Speaker 13 (22:27):
Crowd gave walk around man man, Yeah, all right's there
it is.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Listen. That was you gotta go to these Mallory meet
and greet You never know what's gonna happen. There's always
something crazy that happened these at these meet and greets
that we do. And so that was. That was from
a few months ago. Ohio, Uh so you gotta scot
you know it's I heard it. I was there. I
loved it. You likely didn't hear it. If it had
been a live performance, I would have given it a ten.
(23:05):
I got I got to deduct some points, so I'll
give it a seven and a half. I thought it
was entertaining. They added the lyrics and all that. Unfortunately
you can't see Dick and Dayton, but he was really
getting into it on stage, like this was the greatest
day of Dick and Dayton's life. I truly believe that
he had. He had the biggest smile.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
I was so happy about it every time he called it.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
No, I was wonderful. I was so happy to bring
some joy to the Dixter and so again, I'll give
it a seven and a half. Inkod terror, I hear
you ink and terror your thoughts on this latest act
in the mall Oft Polus, Ohioal and Dick in Dayton.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Well, as you know, I like me some Dick and
that was that was I mean, that was more live
than you know, some of the other recorded things you get.
So and I think he had the audience clapping too.
He had met popping around. So I'm giving him in
an eight.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
An eight, All right, very good. Yeah, the crowd was
loving it, like they could not get enough of this.
What about you, Lorena?
Speaker 10 (24:04):
Yeah, so I know it was from a past event,
but I want to say it's a classic Ben Mallins
and if you got to see that live, you were
one of the most lucky listeners ever.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
It was.
Speaker 8 (24:17):
I mean, it's just it's amazing. I'm going to give
him a seven.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
And we had legend and this was when Justin just
Josh were there, Robbie the Merredithan Queen Rocks.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
You just wish I was there.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah, it was really a great event. What about you,
Cooper Loop. I am going to just because here we go,
here we go, here we go, here we go, here
we go one one.
Speaker 11 (24:40):
No, I'm just saying just because it was for another event.
It was not for the Malor Palooza. Yeah, I'm going
to give it a seven.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Okay, all right, that's fine, we'll move on. We'll move
on our next act from the Commonwealth. We welcome in
a very very controversy man. We met him. He gave
us a great time taking us around Boston. I hung
out with him three days in a row, which was
I think three days too many. I love suntan lotion.
He loves a food ball. He is a very tall,
(25:15):
loves guinness. He loves guinness. He says he doesn't like
sweets except KitKat bars. And we welcome in our next
act in The Mallard Palooza twenty twenty six, the one
the only very unique character, Mike the leppricon, Hello.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Good morning. It is unique.
Speaker 12 (25:34):
You didn't a say what I need?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Oh yeah, well I haven't you just I just put
you on the air. What do you need?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I need respect?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
You need respect? Okay, warm up, my boys.
Speaker 12 (25:43):
I'm warming up my boys. I have to do my take.
Squeal warming up my boys.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
I give it a one. Oh wait wait sorry, go ahead, Yeah,
well you gotta weight hit that button. Coop. Here we go.
He is without further ado Here we go, Mike the
leprecaon in the Malar Plus Act twenty twenty six. Here
you go, cheers.
Speaker 12 (26:08):
Making you away on the Ben Matter Show takes everything
you got, Marcel blocks from Brooklyn, and then there's poor
Upline Scott. Wouldn't you like to get away all those
snores from hollering James Jed who fled talks fast Lorena,
She's the angel who loves her number four, But you
(26:31):
complained about my gift. Sometimes you want to go where
Bill Miller knows your name and he's always glad you called.
You want to be a Leprechaun.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Our troubles are all the same.
Speaker 12 (26:45):
You want to be where wheat Man knows your name.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
I roll out of bed, I.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Call Coop the loop.
Speaker 12 (26:52):
The morning's looking bright, Poppy is a picking sus Doll
changed his name, but Fergie's going back to jail. Sometimes
you want to go where Ben Maller knows your name
and he's sometimes glad I called. You want to be
a militia member. You gotta take the oath.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
You want to.
Speaker 12 (27:15):
Come back to Boston once again?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah all right, Mike, Oh come on, Loraina, it's not
that my God. Listen I'll go first on this. I
thought that was actually very entertaining. Uh you know, it
was not the most polished thing in the world, but
it was original, it was creative. It was obviously that's
a Cheers song from the TV show many years ago.
(27:41):
It was all about us. I like the lyrics mentioned
a lot of the characters on the show. I thought
his timing was actually not very bad at all. I'm
going to give it an eight and a half. I'm
giving a name. Yeah in good terror.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
I mean Larena. He called you an angel, and that's
not unchue.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
No, that is even more insulting than if your sass.
Speaker 10 (28:04):
It should have been sass, because that's.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Oh, you're an angel to me. So I'm giving it
a five.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Five. I'm gonna get I'm gonna get Cooped to go
and then have Loraina because I think I know where
Loraine is going. Coop a little Patia scored Coop.
Speaker 11 (28:25):
I I, like I said, I appreciate when we change
up the lyrics and match the Ben Malachow. There was
a couple of times though, that I was expecting a
rhyme and then it didn't come.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Didn't You can't rhyme everything well, you can't know. You
can try orange rhyme orange, go ahead. That wasn't one
of the words he was trying to rhyme. Could have been,
you know, could have been.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (28:47):
Anyway, I'm gonna give it a six.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Oh my god, you guys are terrible.
Speaker 13 (28:55):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Well, oh my god, Loraina, here we go.
Speaker 8 (28:59):
I was going to give him a four. I think
that's fair, do you?
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Am?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
I very again? The man called you an angel, he
sung and put your name in a song.
Speaker 8 (29:16):
Have you seen people try to suck up Ben? That's
exactly how they do it.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
You're a woman.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
They always do that to you. They don't do it
to me. All right, Oh dare you know a good
looking woman? The guys are always, you know, trying to
suck up.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Am.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
I allowed to change my am? I allowed to change.
Go ahead.
Speaker 11 (29:31):
I'm gonna give him a seven and a half.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, all right, good job, Michael Eleprechaun.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
No wonder.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
All right, there he goes Michael Leprechaun. Uh, we'll hang
up on him. And next up we have Eric in Kansas.
I believe Eric is a big joke writer to the show,
and he took some time out of his schedule there
He used to live in Iowa. He's got ties to
southern California, but he's lived all over the place. And
(29:59):
so here's our guy from Kansas. Give it up on
the malletpoos at twenty twenty six? Where Eric in Kansas?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
What did Weedman say when Lisa said he wasn't a
bad singer? That's true, I'm a terrible singer. What's worse
than Weedman's microwave steak anything else he cooks? What did
Dodgers Pictures and the fill in producer on Coop's Last
Night Away have in common leaving too early? What did
you keep Kawamura say when his girlfriend called him a
huge a hole? That's not true. I'm only five seven.
(30:30):
What did Lucky Tony change his name to on the
Second Date Licky Tony Ricky ryans Frock say when he
was acquired by the Jays. Now I get to work blue.
What do Weedman and Angry Bill have in common with work?
Angry Bill works furiously and weed Man gets furious about working.
Why is Lorena a great choice for Dodgers manager? She'd
(30:50):
admit she knows nothing about managing a team.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
All right? Ah, that was good. I like the timing
of it. I thought it was entertaining. Again, it was recorded, obviously,
so you got to dock a couple of points on that.
But I enjoyed a lot. I thought, I'm gonna give
it a seven.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Anka terror I concur I like the Bam Bam band
just went right after the other great jokes.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Seven all right, seven Lorena.
Speaker 10 (31:18):
Yeah, I thought it was relevant. He's obviously been listening
to the show fun hits. It made me laugh multiple times.
I'm gonna give him a yeah, seven.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
All right, solid seven got you a good score for
Eric Kubolou.
Speaker 11 (31:31):
Uh. Look, I would be giving it more if it
wasn't recorded, because you know, it is easier to get
through your your stand up bit timing wise and just
reactions and not getting last. You don't have to worry
about all that. But I really liked the jokes. I
thought they were good. I thought they were creative. It
wasn't like a stuff that I've heard before, just spun
(31:51):
to fit the show. I'm giving it an eight.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Wow, A big score for Eric in Kansas. Good job, Eric.
Our next act is a wild card act and let's
welcome in from Alabama. He was sworn in just a
couple of days ago. Two percent chance, Hello, two percent chance, Hey, Ben.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
I think I kind of got the wrong idea. It
seems like everyone's like singing about you. I kind of
made a Bill's parody song.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Yeah, that's not gonna work, okay, I mean, no, man,
have you said we've been You've been on hold for
the whole show. I mean, what are you do not listening?
I mean we obviously it's about.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
People are also doing jokes and stuff too. Man and
one guy saying about Jesus Christ.
Speaker 10 (32:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
We did we did at the God hour. We had
the relations do it. Bill's p I go, hey, you
got you wrote it?
Speaker 11 (32:42):
You wrote it, right, it's you, it's your material.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yeah, I mean it's mine a chance, okay, all right, stop.
I got limited time. I got limited time, I got
a live rate. We got limited time. I got you
got sixty seconds and on your marks, get set. Two
percent chance Malapalooza twenty twenty six. You're on your way.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Go it's Christopher Crosses sailing. Well, let's not draw down
from Paradise. I'm not gonna do it. I can't do
it with the beat.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Now, all right, let's go to the judges. Score cards.
I will go first. I am going to give that
a minus forty four minus forty four Lorena, he gets
that's funny. That's good. I should have thought of that.
Switch out by you, Coop a loop. Ho'd you score? Coop?
Speaker 4 (33:27):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Give it a one? A one inc of terror? Inca terror?
How do you score? Two percent?
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Chance? I'm so generous minus pour up? Canive everyone else?
Five minutes?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
What is he complaining? Is alright? Alright, it's just an
overnight show. Chance. We're having fun, We're busting your balls.
We love you, Okay, it's nothing against you. In fact,
i'd like to thank you for not taking three minutes
because we have on the other side, Do we have
our big finish? I believe our last act is that correct?
Do we have another to have more the one here?
(34:00):
What do we have? Okay, well, we might have some
we have to I don't know. I'm lost, I'm confused.
I don't know what the hell's going. I think we
might have a couple we have to have. Yeah, we
we have to. We have two recorded, you know we
have two?
Speaker 6 (34:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah, okay, all right, so well we might have to
keep some for like a bonus segment on the Friday show,
but we will have Marcel and Brooklyn is up next.
We'll get to that. It's the Mallard Paloosa. I hope
two percent chances isn't really upset. Mallard Paloosa continues, and
I cannot wait to hear what Marcel has cooked up.
(34:31):
We will get to that and we will.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
Do it.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Next.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
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If you just got up early to beat the traffic
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(35:34):
All back to it, we go, What do we have
time for? We have time for two?
Speaker 5 (35:38):
One?
Speaker 1 (35:38):
What are we looking at here?
Speaker 8 (35:39):
I think maybe just one are able to squeeze all
three in?
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I don't think so. How long? How long are the
other two?
Speaker 5 (35:44):
We know?
Speaker 8 (35:44):
I lied? We had the ones minute thirty nine ones.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Two three? Yeah, why don't we save two for tomorrow?
How about that? We'll have a bonus segment. Anyone does
anyone disagree with that? We're all coop doesn't seem excited
about that. Well, we got I mean, these people said stuff,
and we would like to do it the right way.
We encourage people to do it. Just play into the commercials.
Well we could do that. Why don't we use tell
(36:07):
Jonas of those guys that go smoke a cigar or
something like that.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
We'll do as you heard?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Yeah, come on Jonah? All right, Yeah, sitting in the
car right now. This guy's is very weird, the LeVar
and Jonahs sitting in their car. It's very odd. Already outside, Yeah,
they're outside. I don't want to come in with these people,
all right?
Speaker 4 (36:24):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Anyway, let's get let's get into our final act. For
this version of the show, we have Incotereara. By the way,
if you're just tuning in, this is the Mallard Palusa
twenty twenty six. It's our little variety show. We've had
great acts and inca terrors are Judge from New York
and staying in New York, we go down Inca's upstate.
We go down to Brooklyn and a multi time platinum
(36:48):
caller of the Year we now present Marcel in Brooklyn.
Who's name? Marcel says, just calling a mixed match.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
My English is clear.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
You'll have to get tears for a Collar of the year.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Make you foo picks rained down like a mom's soo.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
I love the Gordon Fisherman's toodle and noodle.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
I've been running like a five year old too.
Speaker 6 (37:17):
Those free chess stop and b Drosi's los gonna make
you blind like Scots.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Don't you tear Blair.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
You're gonna lose.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
The dynasty is here and to the aid, to the
R to the c L the loser, CON's going to hell.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
I'm gonna talk to you now.
Speaker 6 (37:34):
The malosets dropped you now.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
I could have brought you down.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Maliset dropped you. Now, don't you call uncle gone to
Mike's fall. I'll be brought to that.
Speaker 11 (37:45):
All a big coups like fire and koup ches gen
Hia like Pascal.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
I see you coming like blind scots Mouth.
Speaker 7 (37:54):
You should be running speaking of tall I a car,
have meat whip both.
Speaker 11 (37:59):
Blue slept you the militious psycho.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
But when I got on Majama's.
Speaker 6 (38:03):
Then on the radio, dock breaking news it now no.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Hy brows.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
That trump June now block, Now was that trumped you?
Speaker 5 (38:17):
Now?
Speaker 7 (38:23):
What do you think?
Speaker 6 (38:24):
Off board lyrics?
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Terrible and all room not stop? All right, Marcel, get
this right right, all right, this is Marcel. This is
that's I'm produced by J Scoop. That was a Jay
Scoop production.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Uh yeah, that was that was next level.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Obviously it was a heavily edited so you got to
factor that in. Uh. But Marcel's never sounded better. Uh ever,
like that was legitimately entertaining. It was great. The lyrics
were wonderful. Marcell nailed it on the delivery. I would
have given him, you know, I wouldn't give him much
higher score if it hadn't been recorded. So I am
unfortunately just going to give Marcell a ten. I will
(39:06):
give him a ten. Uh yeah, what about you inca terror?
How did you score Marcel in Brooklyn?
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Yeah, I would have given it a ten. I mean
it is astonishing, but yeah, pre recorded and a bit
of help. So nine point five.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Nine point five all right, Lorena.
Speaker 8 (39:27):
I'm honestly you were dancing it.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
You were dancing. That was great.
Speaker 10 (39:32):
I would give him a thousand points if I could,
but I have to land on a tent.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
A ten. All right, second ten Cooper loop. Here we go,
Here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 11 (39:44):
I just I don't know how to judge this. Uh
you know, I like to be the voice of reason here. Yeah,
I was recorded, like are we judging Jess Marcel. It
was a whole group effort.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Of team effort. I think it took Jay Scoop about
seven years to do that. But I mean the lyrics
for grades, they are really good effort. Marcel's delivery is
grades I got. I'm gonna give it a nine. Nine
all right, very good? Do we have do we know
who's leading? At this point? We have a couple of
recording Marcel. All right, Marcel's in the lead. I think
(40:18):
Marcel's online Marcel, uh do you do? You have a
quick thought? Marcel, you're in the lead right now to
win the Mallard palouse. You're you're in the lead.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yes it is man, this lyrics, it's gonna be blow
everyone's minds except for Mikey idiot con he's the loss
and I believe the I agree with that guy from
Hawaii minus. There's not gonna be treat everyone right.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
All right? Cook, you want to go hire?
Speaker 5 (40:46):
Cook?
Speaker 1 (40:46):
You want to go higher? Now now that you've heard
Marcel unedited, do you want to go higher? That's one
of the great editing jobs in the history of ed editing.
Oh my god? All right, any quick final thought in Kata.
Thanks for being here all night. Man, you're the greatest.
We we love you. We love you. We got to
hang out with you again sometimes soon.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Thank you, InKo, Thank you, Steve, next toyear.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
All right, the great inca tearror. Thanks to everyone. I
know it's not easy to get on here and perform,
and we were schmucks to some of you, and we
do thank you for taking the time. Somebody stayed up
all night to be with us, and so it does
mean a lot. The Mather of Palooza twenty twenty six
Host
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