February 8, 2026 • 31 mins
Ben Maller & Danny G. are live from San Francisco with Mail Bag fun for your Super Sunday! All questions sent in by new listeners & P1's of the #MallerMilitia! Download, subscribe, and remember that sharing is caring (unless it's an STD.) Follow Danny G. @DannyGradio and Ben on Twitter @BenMaller and listen to the original terrestrial radio edition of "Ben Maller Show," Monday-Friday on Fox Sports Radio, 2a-6a ET, 11p-3a PT!...Follow, rate & review "The Fifth Hour!"
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kutbooms.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He
treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
rich pill poppers in the penthouse.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.
The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
In the air everywhere, The Fifth Hour with me Ben
Mahler and Danny G Radio. As we are in San Francisco,
it is game time, well kind of game time, plausibly
game time to the magic of podcasting, Danny G Radio
and me Ben Mallor as is the pre pre pre
(00:49):
Super Bowls. Yeah, yeah, you have to watch after this,
you have to listen to this. You have to watch
Benny Versus the Penny on YouTube. Get the Propapalooza. We
handpicked the twenty one greatest prop bets for the Super Bowl,
so you can check that out. Also the pick for
the game. That's all on YouTube, Benny Vspenny and all that.
But we were hanging out.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Here and then those NBC pre game guys live from
Alcatraz Oh yeah. Collinsworth Son's like, why you're sending me
to Alcatraz?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I said, I said the other day, I said, finally,
this is after watching Tony Dungee and Jack and Jack Collins. Yeah,
they deserve to beyond Alcatraz and my dreams have come true.
I mean, my god, that's hilarious. Can you imagine they're
all excited you I'm going to the Super Bowl? Are
you going to the Super brim? You mean the pregam.
I'm gonna be on the pregame shore. Are you gonna
at the stadium? No, I'm not gonna be.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
See where are you gonna be? Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Alcatraz?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I do like the people complaining, did you didn't go
to media? Did you go to the opening night thing?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
You didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
We couldn't get there, Okay, that's why two hours away
with traffic. Yeah yeah, yeah, none of us have cars.
So yeah, that's been the biggest struggle of the Super Bowls.
Normally it's all kind of self contained and the stadium
is close by. Yeah, and that's where they do the
opening night. In this year they were like, well, we
can move it a little bit to the San Jose
Convention Center. And we're like, yeah, that doesn't help us
(02:07):
when we're trapped here in downtown.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yeah. No, I mean it took me the other day
to get here.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I had zero point five miles and it took I
think it was thirty five minutes to go point five
miles thirty five. In fact, I might or might I
cannot confirm it. And I Danny that I may have
driven in the many taxi lanes that they have in
downtown San Francisco to try to circumvent the travel can't.
I can't remember if I really did that or not.
(02:33):
I think those lanes are just a suggestion. Yeah, all right,
Well we have mail, and I figured, you know, we
we to be fair. We had we had Jim Bray
on Saturday, I had Sean Merrily. We went out lights
out from the Charger Legend on Friday's podcast, and we
had some options. I didn't want to force.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
It, Danny.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I know we're at Radio Row and all the but
do I want to put anyone on? I didn't want
to put anyone on, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, and there were some anyone ons that they offered.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
We're not going to bury anyone if I had to
Google them, and I'm like, I do a show every
day and you do too. I'm like, I don't really
know who that guy is.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
We're good to be fair, they don't know who the
hell we are either, But well that's true.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
But who All right, Well, Ohio Al, can you please
get me in the mood? Ohio Al for the big
mail bag extravagans. It's we love Ohio. I'm gonna meet Ohio.
(03:38):
I hope he can attend the event. We haven't figured
out a date, probably sometime in either probably May, I'm
thinking about We'll go to Ohio hangout.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Man.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Ohio has been asking for you for two I know, Man,
I got well, I got to see the Dixter Dick
and Date. That's my guy in Ohio, Al, and Justin
in Cincinnati and just Josh is your Legends of malor Militia.
There's some other trolls that I want to meet as well.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Who are there? And yeah, you've been trying to get
Dick for two years?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Who's there's a there's a big kerfluffle off to the
side there.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I don't know who any of these people are. Danny,
do you know who that is? I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Is that guy who's very Oh.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
That's the Costco kid, a j in Big Justice bringing
the boom.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
The Costco kid's a star dad. Yeah, I mean I've
seen them online, but oh yeah, big time. What's going
to happen when he grows up? He'll still be a star?
Oh is that right?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I think so? I mean I saw the whittles going.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
So this the Costco kid is making he's doing anything?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Look the boom?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Oh yeah, I see that. Well if he didn't know
he is, he's saying he put boom on the shirt.
He put boom on the shirt.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
The Costco kid looks older than in the videos though,
is he? Because well those videos started a few years ago.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
He's getting older. Are they going to try to keep
him as a kid? And because he gets too old,
that's a that's a problem.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
All right? Do you want to drag him over?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Probably not. I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You don't have to ask him. What's it like to
be in the internet viral videos? You two could probably
chat about Costco?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I love?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Oh yeah, man, I mean I've been to cod I've
been to Costco and Vancouver where they had the chicken fingers.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
And they had I mean that was amazing. What I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
He hooked us up with that the Vancouver trip, and
uh now my next goal is to get to Costco
in Mexico because I've heard right across the border in
tj oh want Yeah, lots of prescription drugs inside the
nine Looney knows what the pharmacy. Let's get to the
mail bag. Ferg Dog in the winter winterland of Fullerton,
rights Dog. He says, Happy Super Bowl Sunday, Ben and
(05:35):
Danny G. Congrats on all the success of your NFL
teams this year.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
A well deserved thank you. We talked about that on
yesterday's podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
A well deserved m VP for Stafford and the first
overall pick for the Raiders.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Someone on social media this week said he's sick of
sports and liked Blind Scott's random zoos stories. Ferg Dog says,
do you ever worry your show's focus is too much
on sports? Have you ever thought about doing a sports
free show occasionally, kind of like the Newbie Nights. I
figured you could do monologues on what you ate the
(06:09):
day or the latest gossip around the office.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I bet Danny G thinks it's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
There he go, says, ps, my pick for Joe bucks
tie color is blue? All right, well, thank you for Dog.
We don't really talk sports on this podcast very much, right,
it's probably twenty thirty percent. Yeah, And even the overnight
show usually what happens is I will rant and rave
and I'll bless about sports for like a monologue, and
then the.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Rest of the hour and people comment usually on everything
but your monel exactly.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
They don't care at all at all. Get to the
good stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Well, I care about that. And see it's funny that
they picked Joe Bucks tie color. Is Joe going to
be wearing that tie? Watching on television? You think it
will be want because Mike Tarrico's calling the game? Yeah,
this is an NBC game. Well maybe Ferg Dog knows
that that Joe Bucks sitting around dresses like a broadcaster
and he'll just have that on.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Is it a fuck super Bowl next year? Maybe he's
predicting next year?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Oh he could be a yeah, yeah, predicting ahead.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Have you seen Collinsworth or Tariko this week? Have they've
been popular? I haven't seen either of them. No, no, no,
Tarico's probably doing NBA games and all this.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Collinsworth is with his son on Alcatraz right there, getting
a lay of the land.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Is going to build a condo on that.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Scott from Florida right since, says Ben and Danny g
it's peak off season.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Baseball Super Bowl Sunday, Dude, I don't want to hear
about baseball right now.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
He says.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
The old Gray Ladies athletic entity ran a story on
Japanese players requesting bidets, and Scott says, I am from
I am in Tokyo right now. Look at he's emailing
us from Tokyo, although the same region is not near
ho Chi minh City unfortunately, and the Japanese toilet game
is next level. I know you're slinging dudewipes. Yeah, we
(07:50):
love the dudewipes. Man man is great for you took
us and yeah, but maybe dudewipes should improve the US
position on heated seats and other toilet like tronics. What
say you, Scott? So this is not about baseball, Dan,
it's about toilets. I'm a big bidet guy.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, because the White Sox added the bedet like the
Dodgers did.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, yeah, and those like there's the rip I have
like the rip off bidet where you put it on.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
It's an add on to the seat.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You don't have to the real bidets, though, the Japanese
bidets you have to like. Those are thousands of dollars.
See those put in with plumbing and all that you bid.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Day people like things in your butt. Oh, I know.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I prefer to do it the old school away with
some soft tissue.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I'm telling you, Danny, once you crossed the threshold with
the bidet, it is you're cleansing. You're clean. It's amazing,
it's wild. It's it's like sex in the shower, very overrated.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I don't want well, I don't want body parts squishing
from the water.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I don't think I never used the bidet. You have not. No,
I tried it and I didn't like. I didn't like.
I don't want anything touching. All right, Well it's not
a person. But but there's pressure. There's pressure going.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Maybe you used the wrong butday you can adjust the
pressure on the water.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
So you want a soft little drizzle going up there too.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
All right, I have been fair enough. I got you
all right anyway, Thank you, Scott. I've not been to
Tokyo but I am some hotadata. I'm on the I'm
on the team today.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
I am. I know you are.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I was more concerned about him giving me a double fish.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I love the dude wipes as well. I love the
dude wipes.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Alf from the front entrance of the grocery store rights in,
that's the great Alf the Alieno Potter happy Big game weekend, gentlemen,
has Big Girl Scout priced themselves right out of the
cookie game? He says, uh, see, this is something you're
expensive now.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
No, I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I don't even want to know how much are the
Girl Scout? They used me five bucks contain? Well, I've
sent a hold.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
If you order on their website, I know there's a
whole limit, a minimum of how many boxes you can purchase.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, so it's expensive for that reason. And if if
they're outside your grocery store, I'm not sure how much
each well it says here six dollars. They've gone up
a dollar got them last year.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
And I don't think I don't know anyone that's got
daughters at this point that are of Girl Scout age.
I think everyone's kind of grown up. All the kids
have grown up now. I used to get hit up
all the time for Girl Scouts.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
My wife, though, did buy a bunch of boxes. She
got lemon cookies, the adventurefuls. Those are the brownie inspired
cookie things.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
And I think there was some tag along. I mean
there was a bunch. Yeah. I like those lemon snap ones.
Those are underrated.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I'm a big lemon guy. I like the I'm og
I like the thin mint like powdered sugar on lemon.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
But the problem is there's two different lemon cookies. We're
very controversial by the Girl Scouts, Big Girl Scout and
oh yeah, they're the ones with a filling. Yeah, there's
two different kinds. And so it really depends on region.
It depends on region where what kind of lemon cookie
you get. You're boxed out. If you're in the wrong region,
it becomes problematic. You don't get the full lemon cookie
(11:07):
experience and all that. So, but yeah, we've got some
alf and I don't know how, I mean, there was
a I'm sure they'll be more popping in.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
I'm sure they'll be more.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
All right, what else we got, Let's see Lucky Tony
rights in from the Bay Area says hey, Ben and
Danny G tip of the old blue and orange to
Tom Looney.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Glad you're back. I've been back, Danny G.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Lucky Tony says, now, Ben, why were you wearing the
NFL corporate shield hat on Benny versus the penny bad
job by? You get a fucking Bears hat. That's some
Lucky Tony Bears.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
No.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
No, I'm happy to report that I will be adding
a Bears cap to the collection.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Lucky Tony.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
But man, I got that hat years ago before Rob
Low did his thing. That's an old NFL's shield hat.
I feel like every time I wear it, though, it
triggers reaction. Danny like, you can't even wear that hat,
and people say, well, and that how many years ago
was that? That was during COVID. I think it was
like six years ago. Yeah, and still to this day
that left such a scar on the men, women and
(12:17):
children that just wearing that hat, I get immediate resists.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Like what do you do it? I can't believe you're
wear that. I don't know. And Tony, I'm.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Gonna get a barsset, but I'm not going to get
the kind of Bear set you think I'm gonna get
I'll add that to my collection. I'm a hat guy.
I love hats. I'm all about that. Quwaying from Ho
Chim in Vietnam guaranteed human rights in he says, in
honor of our retired Union Brethren Paul in Rhode Island.
That's Red Breast Paul, Big ben p Ones know how
much you love milk. Have you ever had Red Breast
(12:48):
irish whiskey or what is the hardest brown liquor in
which you have partaken? I'm not a big hard hard
liquor guy, like you know, Daniel and used to go parties.
Is that we had that root beer beer which just
tastes like rout pep's got a laugh fall in it.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Yeah, that's usually what I drink at these kind of things.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
No, No, that's just what I like. And you know
it's good. You know, a lot of sugar and alcohol
doesn't get throw any hair on your chest. Probably not true,
or that might be true. Actually I don't know. But
but Quang also says he heard and he sent me
the clip. I've not heard it yet, but he sent
a clip of a podcast from the Sports Hub in
Boston where Red Breast Paul called a weekend show about that.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
So he's retired now he worked at the casino.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I think he worked at Foxwood's Red Breast Fall, Red Breast,
Paul and h. And so he hasn't called really much
anymore because he go I guess he passes out from
whatever he's drinking.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
But he did call. He's still around.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
And I love the fact that Kwang claims to be
in Vietnam and he's listening to the Sports Hub and
has like podcasts like dude, what are you doing well?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
You can listen to any radio station online now.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
No, I know that, But is he from Boston? Maybe
Quang lived in Boston. He's from Boston.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
A really good question now is a male back question
from us to Quang?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Yeah, there you go. Let us know next week Kwang.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
On the next edition of the mail Bag, Ryan from Shrewsbury,
mass Writes and he says, Hello, Ben and Danny G
Happy Super Bowl Sunday. As I live in the Worcester area,
I'm hoping the Patriots take home their seventh Super Bowl title.
My question is, since you both work for Fox Sports Radio,
do you guys get to go to the Super Bowl
(14:24):
free of admission or.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Do you guys have to pay to get in.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I always wondered what perks if any of you guys
have working for a major sports company when it comes
to these type events. Anyways, hope to see you in
Wooster and go pass. That's from Ryan. That's obvious. We're
in a suite. Yeah football, we're actually every football game
we want to go. I think we negotiate Dan that
we're going to be right next to Roger Goodell.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Suite at the Yeah, especially with your NFL referees at Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, I'm gonna wear that, and I have Rob Low
will hang out. We'll be wearing matches matching his and
his hats, will wear those and all that.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
No, No, they the company.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
He gets one credential for the Super Bowl, and I
believe Dan Byer has hoarded that for years, the only
one that uses that.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
No one else has allowed in. Buyer's got that.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
So if it is a Fox game, though, we do
get more tickets. And so some of our executives go
to those games. And one year they did a raffle
where one of us went, oh because it was a Fox.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Game, Okay, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
The corporate types, the big corporate muckety MUCKs, and all
that they were. They were entire They come out to
these events. Man, they're at these these things. And so
the other night were there were a bunch of them.
We'll talk probably more about that later on. But we
do not get to go. Do not get to partake
in the super Bowl. In fact, I was talking to
Rob Parker about this. Rob was like, Yeah, I might
be able to go, but I'd have to watch it
(15:42):
on TV, like underneath the stadium and all that.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
I don't really want.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
To do that.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Next up Patrick DJ Spin in San diegos has been
and Danny g DJY Spin. Benjamin, I get it. You
kind of give us the business. Who those of us
who haven't been participating with the Fifth Hour or the show.
I promise you good sir. I have been listening. I
just don't participate as much as I used to. I
promise to be better. It was cool hanging with you
(16:10):
guys in studio twice, but it was really a cool
at the minor league baseball game and I got to
hang out with you boys. I got to do that again.
I would love to do minor league baseball. Patrick, you know,
I bust your chops, but I'm just trying to like
some of these guys claim and this is my argument,
and I don't think I'm.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Wrong on this. Of course nobody thinks they're wrong.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
But my argument is I get guys that will be like, hey,
you know, talk about something like this or what happened
with that, and like the watch mccallar thing about Jake,
and I'm like, well, I talked about that on the
podcast The Fifth Hour. So if you're not listening the
Fifth Hour and you're incriminating, my argument is always you're
incriminating yourself. And it's fine. I know you're busy. People
are busy. You can't listen everything.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I understand that that whole thing.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Nobody is that busy.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
If it's a show you like, you might be behind,
but you should have time to at least catch up
to exactly.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
You know, like like there's.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
A podcast I listened to and I think I'm two
episodes behind. That's that's normally how it goes, even if
you're busy.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, there's stuff I'm behind on as well, and uh,
I mean that's kind of the way it is.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
But I and we love you Patrick.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I mean, you got your literally branded San Diego with
your tattoos.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
We know who you are, man, legend who and you.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Know I have a place in my heart not for
the Padres, but I got my starting radio in San Diego,
and I have great memories at the mighty six ninety YEP,
getting out there at Sea World Drive and making right
across from the Highway Patrol station, which is still there.
The mighty six ninety building that I worked in is
I believe, like a paint stores.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
I don't know. There's some business in there. I don't
know what.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
And Ben was a huge San Diego Chargers I used.
That's why he connected so well with Sean Merryman.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Oh let me tell you I I did have I
wasn't a Charger fan, but I had a hookup. It
was awesome. The same I had sideline access to the
same it's called Jack Maryjack Murphy Stadi. I had Danny.
I was on the field Jerry Rice's last road game
as a forty nine er on the forty nine Ers sideline.
(18:08):
It was amazing. I ran the place and it was
so much fun. I've not been on the side. I
used to go there all not all the time. I
probably went to three or four home games a year,
and when I worked in San Diego and you.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Don't have it like that. It's so far.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, yeah, I'm barely allowed in it so.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Far like who are you? Why are you here? Please?
I don't have in that time, Danny.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
The NFL's gone from what was still like a mom
and pop type operation to this Pentagon level security where
you walk by a monitor that blasts, puts your photo
up and then recognizes you a meeting.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Oh yeah, they have facial recognition technology now where to
get our passes. All we did was walk up and
before you could even stand there, it puts your big
picture up on the big screen.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Really futuristic.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah yeah, I felt like, what was the old Stallone
movie in the future they're eating like at a fancy
taco bell. Oh shoot that that name of that movie
will come to me. But yeah, that's what it felt like.
We are in the feure. It is crazy. It is crazy.
And Rich was like, oh, it recognized me right away.
The camera was pointing down here that they recognized his package,
(19:19):
and I said, oh, is it a micro lens?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Remember the Tom Brady somebody stole Brady's stuff from his
locker after the Super Bowl.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Yeah, that's when this started.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah, that's when this reporter security from Mexico or something.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Yeah, a reporter for douchebag. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Now it takes us a half hour to get into
these things. Oh yeah, it's a freaking dog and pony show.
Absolute dog and pony show.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Carl from Florida writes in He says, hey, Ben and Danny,
I know radio is not paying what it used to.
Are you guys interested in making some money renting?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Oh? He says, renting your body.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
It says a brand new web site allows AI to
rent humans to complete task for money, and thousands of
users have already signed up to get involved. Carl, I think,
I don't know do you have to pay for that
or do the AI people pay you?
Speaker 4 (20:16):
What is that? That sounds like a scam? What is that? Yeah?
I don't know, I've ever heard of that.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
You click on that since brand new website allows AI
to rent humans to complete task for money and thousands
of people have already signed up.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Artificial Intelligence blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. We
know you have a very strong right arm.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
My right hand was getting a workout.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Getting a workout. So if AI need some tasks done
with the right hand, then you're the man.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
It says.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
The tables have been turned a new website named rent
a Human, allowing AI to rent humans to complete physical tasks.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Backwards. What's going on?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Says thousands people across the globe have signed up to
do AIS bidding for them, with the majority of those
coming from the United States. I met that five thousand
Americans available to be rented, and there you go. The
website has almost five thousand sign ups from India, fifteen
hundred from China, just under a thousand from the UK.
(21:17):
I bet Terry in England's done that and there are
now over one hundred and ten thousand rentable humans.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
I don't understand though, like, what does that even mean?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
You want AI but they need physical things done, and
so that person comes with the AI.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
I don't know. I don't know, carl Asterblaster. I'm pretty good.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I don't think I need to rent my body out,
and I don't think anyone will want my body, to
be honest with the way the body is going here,
it's the mail bag on the fifth hour.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
We got a few more here by from radio row
in San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Hanging out here and beautiful San Francisco, beautiful. The just
it's kind of like, you know, San Francisco is like
a monet from a distance. Yet the Bay Bridge, the
Golden Gate Bridge, right, beautiful, just amazing.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Yeah, and then if you get.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Closer, like it smells.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
We were walking up the street from the hotel to
get to this restaurant and Rich did like a skip
move where he hopped over something. Yeah, we kind of
went to the side, but on the left side was vomit. Rich,
the vomit comet. Rich was skipping over human shit on
the side. So on one side was shit, on the
other side was vomit. It was like double dare. Yeah, yeah,
(22:36):
it was a real life obstacle. Course on one of
the side.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Who you were waiting for somebody to like fall on
top of some slime flying down and all that. All right, Well, Carl,
I don't know, maybe you Carl can how about this, Carl.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
But then inside the restaurant it was beautiful.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Oh you know, I know, it's it's very odd. Well,
I'm staying a little outside the city. I'm actually not
far away from the most famous taco bell in the world.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
You know what I'm talking about here. It's so you're
right in the middle of the Tenderline district.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yeah, well that's yeah, yeah, no, it's in I guess
it's town called Pacific. I'm not imp but I'm over
in that direction. There there's a taco bell, right, yeah, beautiful,
it's amazing. Why is there a taco bell? It's on
a beach. It's on a freaking beach. There's a talk.
I've been there before. Diarrhea with a view, diarrhea. Remember Eddie,
(23:28):
you were with we with me when the Tampa Bay
Lightning goaltendes.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Yeah, yeah, ed he got so pissed it.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah, because I kept singing the diarrhea song.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
You Eddie.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I love Eddie, but he would not play along with
that stuff. Like remember Lamark Jackson had he had the run, he.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Got the run. There's several players that that's happened too.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
It happens. It's your human Sometimes you eat the too
at the wrong time, or you eat the wrong stuff
and you end up having to to you know, stuff happens.
That's the way it is, all right. What else do
I see page down here? Uh, let's say hello to
who's here in the Bay Area.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Uh, that says he lives on one of those sidewalks
we were talking about. Yeah, probably, he says.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
YouTube responding responded, Guys, after deleting the AI slop channels
with millions of subscribers, and they had their uploads removed.
I guess people are up in arms over this, Danny,
They're not They're not happy they bought removed. Isn't that
like I I started to dabbling YouTube. I'm not great
(24:28):
at it. We're just trying to mess around with it
and hopefully we get back on TV next year.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
But if not, fine.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
But the the YouTube stuff, the algorithms kind of I've
been studying it. And if you take away if you
take away the fake aguins I saw on Instagram, there's
more accounts on Instagram than there are people that in
the world, right, so it's it's all bull crap. And
then but people get they lose their mind. You freak out.
If you take this stuff away, it's like, what are
you doing?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Get rid of those? That's what ended my Space back
in the day. My Space is huge, yeah o g.
MySpace was so huge, but then once the robots took
it over, we all said.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yes, we out of here, so it says here at
part of these numbers, channels had a combined four point
seven two billion views thirty five million subscribers, So this
is not it's a big loss.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Yeah for YouTube.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
I also saw this was not in the email, but
how much how much money YouTube is getting? It's an
insane obviously, it's an insane amount of money. The I
don't know if I can pull that up real quick here,
but I did see that somewhere along the way. But
people complaining, that's all people, you know, change anything though,
(25:43):
people are going to complain, right, no matter what. That's
just human nature. You get used to something and that's it,
all right? What thank you for that, Seth. I guess
we didn't really answer your question. But who cares? JJ
from Ohio rights in You did not say what part
of Ohio? He says, Hey, you guys, I know you're
close to being boomers status. Uh, and you're not on
YouTube I just talked about on YouTube.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Yeah's bloomers.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Do you think mister Beast will be blocked from his
evil plan to take over college football?
Speaker 4 (26:10):
So I saw this. I don't know if you guys
talked about it on Covino.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Rich, did you see this story, mister beast, I guess
the story I read.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
I don't know if I know it right.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Danny is it's like he's gonna put together one hundred
million dollar package. He's gonna he's pitching one hundred million
dollar package to turn I think it's Eastern Carolina University
or East Carolina University into a college football power that
he's gonna spend one hundred million dollars on nil and
all that stuff to try to I think that's a
great bit. I think, yeah, I think it's wonderful. How
(26:40):
does he have a hundred million though? That's wild to
me that he cats.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Supposedly his assets were all no actual cat so this
has got to be coming from some of his sponsors.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Then that would be great. Though, imagine that reality show.
We're gonna buy every great.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
High school football player, and we're gonna have every player
in the portal, all the great players in the portal
come over.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
You could be the next Indiana. Well that's yeah, Mark
Cuban was able to pull it off at Indiana.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Yeah, still got to have the team chemistry. There's still
things that need to break the right way for your
team to go all the way all right.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Next up Mike from Van Eyes.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Beautiful, that's right near the studio there, Beautiful Van Eyes
says Ben and Danny, are you guys ready for your
limos service to pick up some tacos? And then he
points out that Taco Bell to promote their lux value menu,
Taco Bell is picking up customers in limos. In limos, Danny,
to try to get the lux value. You can get
(27:34):
the lux value ment. Why would you need to take
a damn limo to Taco Bell. I know it's a
bit and all that stuff.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I haven't eaten a Taco Bell in a while. When's
the last time you hit a taco? Man only eats
at taco bells that have an ocean view. Well, I
would eat that one. I would definitely eat that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right. Next up is Fred who's listening in Japan.
We have an international audience, Danny. We are not just
a rinky dink just in La not at all.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
This is not some show that Barry Sanders just walks
by in stiff arms and flavor.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Flav doesn't even look at you, know, it just keeps
going and just you know.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I don't know who you people are. I'm looking at
It's like, come on, dude. I guess they've learned over
the years. If you acknowledge someone, it becomes a problem
because they're to get in a conversation. Yeah, they don't
want to come sit down.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
You know what these guys are doing.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
That's what women do, right, Women know not to give
eye contact to anyone.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Because you know, yeah, you think they're in love with
you exactly.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Fred Japan says, hey, Ben, it's not just the US,
It's not La and San Francisco at Ben and Danny says,
there's a city here in Japan that canceled the Cherry Blossom,
the iconic cherry Blossom festival, because tourists broke into homes
and defecated on lawns. From Fred and Japan for the
cherry Blossom, he said, tourists. Does that mean Americans? I
(28:50):
don't know, That's what it sounded like to me.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Now, defication, if you go number one, does that isn't
defication number two. It's number two, not number one, number one.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
One. Number one is you whizzed all over somebody. Nobody
beats the whiz remember that in New York. No, but
he breeds the whills.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
There you go, all right, Uh we'll do uh luno
mos Uh one one more here, one more banger.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
There you go, all right recording. Uh this is from
U Steve Hey, Steve O, Steve A. Reno. I don't
know where that he didn't put his name douchebag.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
All right anyway, Uh Steve Steve, he says, Ben. Do
you agree with the science, says experts now claim that
the best chili sauces can boost your health? Uh, he's so,
are you? Are you buying chili sauce improving? Uh?
Speaker 4 (29:39):
I've seen this. You have seen this. I guess it's
on TikTok or something. Yeah, TikToker.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
You know this seems to be at least one craze
per month of something like this.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Have you been to that store at Farmers Market in
La Ley said nothing but like yeah, hot, yeah, yeah,
it's like your you're.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
You're not like it in small doses, but a little bit,
just a little touch like on these noodles the Costco
Ramen suit put just a little touch of it of
their hot hot red sauce on it, and he gives
it a nice flavor through and through. But people that
douse food with the oh my god, you just start
with a little people who love bidays.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
He don't listen. You need a bedey if you're gonna
be doing that. All right, we'll get out of here
on that. Danny's fun at at Radio Row here hanging
out with you, and it's.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
Great to head. Yeah, man, glad you were up here. Yeah,
it's great.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Jim Gray on yesterday if you missed it, and then
back on Friday, Sean Merriman and just a lot of us.
And there's this little football game later. I guess so,
I guess so so. And I'll be on after the
game tonight. I'll be on after the game. Thanks for
the warning. Uh yeah, my postgame coverage and nothing quite
beats it. And then you'll be on the normal normal.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
We're back in La, back to Covino and Rich out
of the Sherman Oaks, California studios. Two to four pm
on the West side. That's five to seven pm in
beautiful give me a Massachusetts. Oh well Wooster Mass Well, yeah,
beautiful Wooster mass mash or mass mass That.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Depends what depends what mood you're in.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
I like the extended Wiener.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Allright, have a have a great day later, skater gotta murder,
Gotta go,
Kutbooms.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He
treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
rich pill poppers in the penthouse.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.
The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
In the air everywhere, The Fifth Hour with me Ben
Mahler and Danny G Radio. As we are in San Francisco,
it is game time, well kind of game time, plausibly
game time to the magic of podcasting, Danny G Radio
and me Ben Mallor as is the pre pre pre
(00:49):
Super Bowls. Yeah, yeah, you have to watch after this,
you have to listen to this. You have to watch
Benny Versus the Penny on YouTube. Get the Propapalooza. We
handpicked the twenty one greatest prop bets for the Super Bowl,
so you can check that out. Also the pick for
the game. That's all on YouTube, Benny Vspenny and all that.
But we were hanging out.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Here and then those NBC pre game guys live from
Alcatraz Oh yeah. Collinsworth Son's like, why you're sending me
to Alcatraz?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I said, I said the other day, I said, finally,
this is after watching Tony Dungee and Jack and Jack Collins. Yeah,
they deserve to beyond Alcatraz and my dreams have come true.
I mean, my god, that's hilarious. Can you imagine they're
all excited you I'm going to the Super Bowl? Are
you going to the Super brim? You mean the pregam.
I'm gonna be on the pregame shore. Are you gonna
at the stadium? No, I'm not gonna be.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
See where are you gonna be? Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Alcatraz?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I do like the people complaining, did you didn't go
to media? Did you go to the opening night thing?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
You didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
We couldn't get there, Okay, that's why two hours away
with traffic. Yeah yeah, yeah, none of us have cars.
So yeah, that's been the biggest struggle of the Super Bowls.
Normally it's all kind of self contained and the stadium
is close by. Yeah, and that's where they do the
opening night. In this year they were like, well, we
can move it a little bit to the San Jose
Convention Center. And we're like, yeah, that doesn't help us
(02:07):
when we're trapped here in downtown.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yeah. No, I mean it took me the other day
to get here.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I had zero point five miles and it took I
think it was thirty five minutes to go point five
miles thirty five. In fact, I might or might I
cannot confirm it. And I Danny that I may have
driven in the many taxi lanes that they have in
downtown San Francisco to try to circumvent the travel can't.
I can't remember if I really did that or not.
(02:33):
I think those lanes are just a suggestion. Yeah, all right,
Well we have mail, and I figured, you know, we
we to be fair. We had we had Jim Bray
on Saturday, I had Sean Merrily. We went out lights
out from the Charger Legend on Friday's podcast, and we
had some options. I didn't want to force.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
It, Danny.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I know we're at Radio Row and all the but
do I want to put anyone on? I didn't want
to put anyone on, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, and there were some anyone ons that they offered.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
We're not going to bury anyone if I had to
Google them, and I'm like, I do a show every
day and you do too. I'm like, I don't really
know who that guy is.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
We're good to be fair, they don't know who the
hell we are either, But well that's true.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
But who All right, Well, Ohio Al, can you please
get me in the mood? Ohio Al for the big
mail bag extravagans. It's we love Ohio. I'm gonna meet Ohio.
(03:38):
I hope he can attend the event. We haven't figured
out a date, probably sometime in either probably May, I'm
thinking about We'll go to Ohio hangout.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Man.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Ohio has been asking for you for two I know, Man,
I got well, I got to see the Dixter Dick
and Date. That's my guy in Ohio, Al, and Justin
in Cincinnati and just Josh is your Legends of malor Militia.
There's some other trolls that I want to meet as well.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Who are there? And yeah, you've been trying to get
Dick for two years?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Who's there's a there's a big kerfluffle off to the
side there.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I don't know who any of these people are. Danny,
do you know who that is? I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Is that guy who's very Oh.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
That's the Costco kid, a j in Big Justice bringing
the boom.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
The Costco kid's a star dad. Yeah, I mean I've
seen them online, but oh yeah, big time. What's going
to happen when he grows up? He'll still be a star?
Oh is that right?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I think so? I mean I saw the whittles going.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
So this the Costco kid is making he's doing anything?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Look the boom?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Oh yeah, I see that. Well if he didn't know
he is, he's saying he put boom on the shirt.
He put boom on the shirt.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
The Costco kid looks older than in the videos though,
is he? Because well those videos started a few years ago.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
He's getting older. Are they going to try to keep
him as a kid? And because he gets too old,
that's a that's a problem.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
All right? Do you want to drag him over?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Probably not. I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You don't have to ask him. What's it like to
be in the internet viral videos? You two could probably
chat about Costco?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I love?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Oh yeah, man, I mean I've been to cod I've
been to Costco and Vancouver where they had the chicken fingers.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
And they had I mean that was amazing. What I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
He hooked us up with that the Vancouver trip, and
uh now my next goal is to get to Costco
in Mexico because I've heard right across the border in
tj oh want Yeah, lots of prescription drugs inside the
nine Looney knows what the pharmacy. Let's get to the
mail bag. Ferg Dog in the winter winterland of Fullerton,
rights Dog. He says, Happy Super Bowl Sunday, Ben and
(05:35):
Danny G. Congrats on all the success of your NFL
teams this year.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
A well deserved thank you. We talked about that on
yesterday's podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
A well deserved m VP for Stafford and the first
overall pick for the Raiders.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Someone on social media this week said he's sick of
sports and liked Blind Scott's random zoos stories. Ferg Dog says,
do you ever worry your show's focus is too much
on sports? Have you ever thought about doing a sports
free show occasionally, kind of like the Newbie Nights. I
figured you could do monologues on what you ate the
(06:09):
day or the latest gossip around the office.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I bet Danny G thinks it's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
There he go, says, ps, my pick for Joe bucks
tie color is blue? All right, well, thank you for Dog.
We don't really talk sports on this podcast very much, right,
it's probably twenty thirty percent. Yeah, And even the overnight
show usually what happens is I will rant and rave
and I'll bless about sports for like a monologue, and
then the.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Rest of the hour and people comment usually on everything
but your monel exactly.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
They don't care at all at all. Get to the
good stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Well, I care about that. And see it's funny that
they picked Joe Bucks tie color. Is Joe going to
be wearing that tie? Watching on television? You think it
will be want because Mike Tarrico's calling the game? Yeah,
this is an NBC game. Well maybe Ferg Dog knows
that that Joe Bucks sitting around dresses like a broadcaster
and he'll just have that on.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Is it a fuck super Bowl next year? Maybe he's
predicting next year?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Oh he could be a yeah, yeah, predicting ahead.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Have you seen Collinsworth or Tariko this week? Have they've
been popular? I haven't seen either of them. No, no, no,
Tarico's probably doing NBA games and all this.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Collinsworth is with his son on Alcatraz right there, getting
a lay of the land.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Is going to build a condo on that.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Scott from Florida right since, says Ben and Danny g
it's peak off season.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Baseball Super Bowl Sunday, Dude, I don't want to hear
about baseball right now.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
He says.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
The old Gray Ladies athletic entity ran a story on
Japanese players requesting bidets, and Scott says, I am from
I am in Tokyo right now. Look at he's emailing
us from Tokyo, although the same region is not near
ho Chi minh City unfortunately, and the Japanese toilet game
is next level. I know you're slinging dudewipes. Yeah, we
(07:50):
love the dudewipes. Man man is great for you took
us and yeah, but maybe dudewipes should improve the US
position on heated seats and other toilet like tronics. What
say you, Scott? So this is not about baseball, Dan,
it's about toilets. I'm a big bidet guy.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, because the White Sox added the bedet like the
Dodgers did.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, yeah, and those like there's the rip I have
like the rip off bidet where you put it on.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
It's an add on to the seat.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You don't have to the real bidets, though, the Japanese
bidets you have to like. Those are thousands of dollars.
See those put in with plumbing and all that you bid.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Day people like things in your butt. Oh, I know.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I prefer to do it the old school away with
some soft tissue.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I'm telling you, Danny, once you crossed the threshold with
the bidet, it is you're cleansing. You're clean. It's amazing,
it's wild. It's it's like sex in the shower, very overrated.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I don't want well, I don't want body parts squishing
from the water.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I don't think I never used the bidet. You have not. No,
I tried it and I didn't like. I didn't like.
I don't want anything touching. All right, Well it's not
a person. But but there's pressure. There's pressure going.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Maybe you used the wrong butday you can adjust the
pressure on the water.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
So you want a soft little drizzle going up there too.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
All right, I have been fair enough. I got you
all right anyway, Thank you, Scott. I've not been to
Tokyo but I am some hotadata. I'm on the I'm
on the team today.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
I am. I know you are.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I was more concerned about him giving me a double fish.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I love the dude wipes as well. I love the
dude wipes.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Alf from the front entrance of the grocery store rights in,
that's the great Alf the Alieno Potter happy Big game weekend, gentlemen,
has Big Girl Scout priced themselves right out of the
cookie game? He says, uh, see, this is something you're
expensive now.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
No, I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I don't even want to know how much are the
Girl Scout? They used me five bucks contain? Well, I've
sent a hold.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
If you order on their website, I know there's a
whole limit, a minimum of how many boxes you can purchase.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, so it's expensive for that reason. And if if
they're outside your grocery store, I'm not sure how much
each well it says here six dollars. They've gone up
a dollar got them last year.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
And I don't think I don't know anyone that's got
daughters at this point that are of Girl Scout age.
I think everyone's kind of grown up. All the kids
have grown up now. I used to get hit up
all the time for Girl Scouts.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
My wife, though, did buy a bunch of boxes. She
got lemon cookies, the adventurefuls. Those are the brownie inspired
cookie things.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
And I think there was some tag along. I mean
there was a bunch. Yeah. I like those lemon snap ones.
Those are underrated.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I'm a big lemon guy. I like the I'm og
I like the thin mint like powdered sugar on lemon.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
But the problem is there's two different lemon cookies. We're
very controversial by the Girl Scouts, Big Girl Scout and
oh yeah, they're the ones with a filling. Yeah, there's
two different kinds. And so it really depends on region.
It depends on region where what kind of lemon cookie
you get. You're boxed out. If you're in the wrong region,
it becomes problematic. You don't get the full lemon cookie
(11:07):
experience and all that. So, but yeah, we've got some
alf and I don't know how, I mean, there was
a I'm sure they'll be more popping in.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
I'm sure they'll be more.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
All right, what else we got, Let's see Lucky Tony
rights in from the Bay Area says hey, Ben and
Danny G tip of the old blue and orange to
Tom Looney.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Glad you're back. I've been back, Danny G.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Lucky Tony says, now, Ben, why were you wearing the
NFL corporate shield hat on Benny versus the penny bad
job by? You get a fucking Bears hat. That's some
Lucky Tony Bears.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
No.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
No, I'm happy to report that I will be adding
a Bears cap to the collection.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Lucky Tony.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
But man, I got that hat years ago before Rob
Low did his thing. That's an old NFL's shield hat.
I feel like every time I wear it, though, it
triggers reaction. Danny like, you can't even wear that hat,
and people say, well, and that how many years ago
was that? That was during COVID. I think it was
like six years ago. Yeah, and still to this day
that left such a scar on the men, women and
(12:17):
children that just wearing that hat, I get immediate resists.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Like what do you do it? I can't believe you're
wear that. I don't know. And Tony, I'm.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Gonna get a barsset, but I'm not going to get
the kind of Bear set you think I'm gonna get
I'll add that to my collection. I'm a hat guy.
I love hats. I'm all about that. Quwaying from Ho
Chim in Vietnam guaranteed human rights in he says, in
honor of our retired Union Brethren Paul in Rhode Island.
That's Red Breast Paul, Big ben p Ones know how
much you love milk. Have you ever had Red Breast
(12:48):
irish whiskey or what is the hardest brown liquor in
which you have partaken? I'm not a big hard hard
liquor guy, like you know, Daniel and used to go parties.
Is that we had that root beer beer which just
tastes like rout pep's got a laugh fall in it.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Yeah, that's usually what I drink at these kind of things.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
No, No, that's just what I like. And you know
it's good. You know, a lot of sugar and alcohol
doesn't get throw any hair on your chest. Probably not true,
or that might be true. Actually I don't know. But
but Quang also says he heard and he sent me
the clip. I've not heard it yet, but he sent
a clip of a podcast from the Sports Hub in
Boston where Red Breast Paul called a weekend show about that.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
So he's retired now he worked at the casino.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I think he worked at Foxwood's Red Breast Fall, Red Breast,
Paul and h. And so he hasn't called really much
anymore because he go I guess he passes out from
whatever he's drinking.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
But he did call. He's still around.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
And I love the fact that Kwang claims to be
in Vietnam and he's listening to the Sports Hub and
has like podcasts like dude, what are you doing well?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
You can listen to any radio station online now.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
No, I know that, But is he from Boston? Maybe
Quang lived in Boston. He's from Boston.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
A really good question now is a male back question
from us to Quang?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Yeah, there you go. Let us know next week Kwang.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
On the next edition of the mail Bag, Ryan from Shrewsbury,
mass Writes and he says, Hello, Ben and Danny G
Happy Super Bowl Sunday. As I live in the Worcester area,
I'm hoping the Patriots take home their seventh Super Bowl title.
My question is, since you both work for Fox Sports Radio,
do you guys get to go to the Super Bowl
(14:24):
free of admission or.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Do you guys have to pay to get in.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I always wondered what perks if any of you guys
have working for a major sports company when it comes
to these type events. Anyways, hope to see you in
Wooster and go pass. That's from Ryan. That's obvious. We're
in a suite. Yeah football, we're actually every football game
we want to go. I think we negotiate Dan that
we're going to be right next to Roger Goodell.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Suite at the Yeah, especially with your NFL referees at Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, I'm gonna wear that, and I have Rob Low
will hang out. We'll be wearing matches matching his and
his hats, will wear those and all that.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
No, No, they the company.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
He gets one credential for the Super Bowl, and I
believe Dan Byer has hoarded that for years, the only
one that uses that.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
No one else has allowed in. Buyer's got that.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
So if it is a Fox game, though, we do
get more tickets. And so some of our executives go
to those games. And one year they did a raffle
where one of us went, oh because it was a Fox.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Game, Okay, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
The corporate types, the big corporate muckety MUCKs, and all
that they were. They were entire They come out to
these events. Man, they're at these these things. And so
the other night were there were a bunch of them.
We'll talk probably more about that later on. But we
do not get to go. Do not get to partake
in the super Bowl. In fact, I was talking to
Rob Parker about this. Rob was like, Yeah, I might
be able to go, but I'd have to watch it
(15:42):
on TV, like underneath the stadium and all that.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
I don't really want.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
To do that.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Next up Patrick DJ Spin in San diegos has been
and Danny g DJY Spin. Benjamin, I get it. You
kind of give us the business. Who those of us
who haven't been participating with the Fifth Hour or the show.
I promise you good sir. I have been listening. I
just don't participate as much as I used to. I
promise to be better. It was cool hanging with you
(16:10):
guys in studio twice, but it was really a cool
at the minor league baseball game and I got to
hang out with you boys. I got to do that again.
I would love to do minor league baseball. Patrick, you know,
I bust your chops, but I'm just trying to like
some of these guys claim and this is my argument,
and I don't think I'm.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Wrong on this. Of course nobody thinks they're wrong.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
But my argument is I get guys that will be like, hey,
you know, talk about something like this or what happened
with that, and like the watch mccallar thing about Jake,
and I'm like, well, I talked about that on the
podcast The Fifth Hour. So if you're not listening the
Fifth Hour and you're incriminating, my argument is always you're
incriminating yourself. And it's fine. I know you're busy. People
are busy. You can't listen everything.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I understand that that whole thing.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Nobody is that busy.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
If it's a show you like, you might be behind,
but you should have time to at least catch up
to exactly.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
You know, like like there's.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
A podcast I listened to and I think I'm two
episodes behind. That's that's normally how it goes, even if
you're busy.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, there's stuff I'm behind on as well, and uh,
I mean that's kind of the way it is.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
But I and we love you Patrick.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I mean, you got your literally branded San Diego with
your tattoos.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
We know who you are, man, legend who and you.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Know I have a place in my heart not for
the Padres, but I got my starting radio in San Diego,
and I have great memories at the mighty six ninety YEP,
getting out there at Sea World Drive and making right
across from the Highway Patrol station, which is still there.
The mighty six ninety building that I worked in is
I believe, like a paint stores.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
I don't know. There's some business in there. I don't
know what.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
And Ben was a huge San Diego Chargers I used.
That's why he connected so well with Sean Merryman.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Oh let me tell you I I did have I
wasn't a Charger fan, but I had a hookup. It
was awesome. The same I had sideline access to the
same it's called Jack Maryjack Murphy Stadi. I had Danny.
I was on the field Jerry Rice's last road game
as a forty nine er on the forty nine Ers sideline.
(18:08):
It was amazing. I ran the place and it was
so much fun. I've not been on the side. I
used to go there all not all the time. I
probably went to three or four home games a year,
and when I worked in San Diego and you.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Don't have it like that. It's so far.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, yeah, I'm barely allowed in it so.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Far like who are you? Why are you here? Please?
I don't have in that time, Danny.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
The NFL's gone from what was still like a mom
and pop type operation to this Pentagon level security where
you walk by a monitor that blasts, puts your photo
up and then recognizes you a meeting.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Oh yeah, they have facial recognition technology now where to
get our passes. All we did was walk up and
before you could even stand there, it puts your big
picture up on the big screen.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Really futuristic.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah yeah, I felt like, what was the old Stallone
movie in the future they're eating like at a fancy
taco bell. Oh shoot that that name of that movie
will come to me. But yeah, that's what it felt like.
We are in the feure. It is crazy. It is crazy.
And Rich was like, oh, it recognized me right away.
The camera was pointing down here that they recognized his package,
(19:19):
and I said, oh, is it a micro lens?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Remember the Tom Brady somebody stole Brady's stuff from his
locker after the Super Bowl.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Yeah, that's when this started.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah, that's when this reporter security from Mexico or something.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Yeah, a reporter for douchebag. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Now it takes us a half hour to get into
these things. Oh yeah, it's a freaking dog and pony show.
Absolute dog and pony show.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Carl from Florida writes in He says, hey, Ben and Danny,
I know radio is not paying what it used to.
Are you guys interested in making some money renting?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Oh? He says, renting your body.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
It says a brand new web site allows AI to
rent humans to complete task for money, and thousands of
users have already signed up to get involved. Carl, I think,
I don't know do you have to pay for that
or do the AI people pay you?
Speaker 4 (20:16):
What is that? That sounds like a scam? What is that? Yeah?
I don't know, I've ever heard of that.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
You click on that since brand new website allows AI
to rent humans to complete task for money and thousands
of people have already signed up.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Artificial Intelligence blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. We
know you have a very strong right arm.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
My right hand was getting a workout.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Getting a workout. So if AI need some tasks done
with the right hand, then you're the man.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
It says.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
The tables have been turned a new website named rent
a Human, allowing AI to rent humans to complete physical tasks.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Backwards. What's going on?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Says thousands people across the globe have signed up to
do AIS bidding for them, with the majority of those
coming from the United States. I met that five thousand
Americans available to be rented, and there you go. The
website has almost five thousand sign ups from India, fifteen
hundred from China, just under a thousand from the UK.
(21:17):
I bet Terry in England's done that and there are
now over one hundred and ten thousand rentable humans.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
I don't understand though, like, what does that even mean?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
You want AI but they need physical things done, and
so that person comes with the AI.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
I don't know. I don't know, carl Asterblaster. I'm pretty good.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I don't think I need to rent my body out,
and I don't think anyone will want my body, to
be honest with the way the body is going here,
it's the mail bag on the fifth hour.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
We got a few more here by from radio row
in San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Hanging out here and beautiful San Francisco, beautiful. The just
it's kind of like, you know, San Francisco is like
a monet from a distance. Yet the Bay Bridge, the
Golden Gate Bridge, right, beautiful, just amazing.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Yeah, and then if you get.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Closer, like it smells.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
We were walking up the street from the hotel to
get to this restaurant and Rich did like a skip
move where he hopped over something. Yeah, we kind of
went to the side, but on the left side was vomit. Rich,
the vomit comet. Rich was skipping over human shit on
the side. So on one side was shit, on the
other side was vomit. It was like double dare. Yeah, yeah,
(22:36):
it was a real life obstacle. Course on one of
the side.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Who you were waiting for somebody to like fall on
top of some slime flying down and all that. All right, Well, Carl,
I don't know, maybe you Carl can how about this, Carl.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
But then inside the restaurant it was beautiful.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Oh you know, I know, it's it's very odd. Well,
I'm staying a little outside the city. I'm actually not
far away from the most famous taco bell in the world.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
You know what I'm talking about here. It's so you're
right in the middle of the Tenderline district.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yeah, well that's yeah, yeah, no, it's in I guess
it's town called Pacific. I'm not imp but I'm over
in that direction. There there's a taco bell, right, yeah, beautiful,
it's amazing. Why is there a taco bell? It's on
a beach. It's on a freaking beach. There's a talk.
I've been there before. Diarrhea with a view, diarrhea. Remember Eddie,
(23:28):
you were with we with me when the Tampa Bay
Lightning goaltendes.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Yeah, yeah, ed he got so pissed it.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah, because I kept singing the diarrhea song.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
You Eddie.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I love Eddie, but he would not play along with
that stuff. Like remember Lamark Jackson had he had the run, he.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Got the run. There's several players that that's happened too.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
It happens. It's your human Sometimes you eat the too
at the wrong time, or you eat the wrong stuff
and you end up having to to you know, stuff happens.
That's the way it is, all right. What else do
I see page down here? Uh, let's say hello to
who's here in the Bay Area.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Uh, that says he lives on one of those sidewalks
we were talking about. Yeah, probably, he says.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
YouTube responding responded, Guys, after deleting the AI slop channels
with millions of subscribers, and they had their uploads removed.
I guess people are up in arms over this, Danny,
They're not They're not happy they bought removed. Isn't that
like I I started to dabbling YouTube. I'm not great
(24:28):
at it. We're just trying to mess around with it
and hopefully we get back on TV next year.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
But if not, fine.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
But the the YouTube stuff, the algorithms kind of I've
been studying it. And if you take away if you
take away the fake aguins I saw on Instagram, there's
more accounts on Instagram than there are people that in
the world, right, so it's it's all bull crap. And
then but people get they lose their mind. You freak out.
If you take this stuff away, it's like, what are
you doing?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Get rid of those? That's what ended my Space back
in the day. My Space is huge, yeah o g.
MySpace was so huge, but then once the robots took
it over, we all said.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yes, we out of here, so it says here at
part of these numbers, channels had a combined four point
seven two billion views thirty five million subscribers, So this
is not it's a big loss.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Yeah for YouTube.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
I also saw this was not in the email, but
how much how much money YouTube is getting? It's an
insane obviously, it's an insane amount of money. The I
don't know if I can pull that up real quick here,
but I did see that somewhere along the way. But
people complaining, that's all people, you know, change anything though,
(25:43):
people are going to complain, right, no matter what. That's
just human nature. You get used to something and that's it,
all right? What thank you for that, Seth. I guess
we didn't really answer your question. But who cares? JJ
from Ohio rights in You did not say what part
of Ohio? He says, Hey, you guys, I know you're
close to being boomers status. Uh, and you're not on
YouTube I just talked about on YouTube.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Yeah's bloomers.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Do you think mister Beast will be blocked from his
evil plan to take over college football?
Speaker 4 (26:10):
So I saw this. I don't know if you guys
talked about it on Covino.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Rich, did you see this story, mister beast, I guess
the story I read.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
I don't know if I know it right.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Danny is it's like he's gonna put together one hundred
million dollar package. He's gonna he's pitching one hundred million
dollar package to turn I think it's Eastern Carolina University
or East Carolina University into a college football power that
he's gonna spend one hundred million dollars on nil and
all that stuff to try to I think that's a
great bit. I think, yeah, I think it's wonderful. How
(26:40):
does he have a hundred million though? That's wild to
me that he cats.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Supposedly his assets were all no actual cat so this
has got to be coming from some of his sponsors.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Then that would be great. Though, imagine that reality show.
We're gonna buy every great.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
High school football player, and we're gonna have every player
in the portal, all the great players in the portal
come over.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
You could be the next Indiana. Well that's yeah, Mark
Cuban was able to pull it off at Indiana.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Yeah, still got to have the team chemistry. There's still
things that need to break the right way for your
team to go all the way all right.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Next up Mike from Van Eyes.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Beautiful, that's right near the studio there, Beautiful Van Eyes
says Ben and Danny, are you guys ready for your
limos service to pick up some tacos? And then he
points out that Taco Bell to promote their lux value menu,
Taco Bell is picking up customers in limos. In limos, Danny,
to try to get the lux value. You can get
(27:34):
the lux value ment. Why would you need to take
a damn limo to Taco Bell. I know it's a
bit and all that stuff.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I haven't eaten a Taco Bell in a while. When's
the last time you hit a taco? Man only eats
at taco bells that have an ocean view. Well, I
would eat that one. I would definitely eat that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right. Next up is Fred who's listening in Japan.
We have an international audience, Danny. We are not just
a rinky dink just in La not at all.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
This is not some show that Barry Sanders just walks
by in stiff arms and flavor.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Flav doesn't even look at you, know, it just keeps
going and just you know.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I don't know who you people are. I'm looking at
It's like, come on, dude. I guess they've learned over
the years. If you acknowledge someone, it becomes a problem
because they're to get in a conversation. Yeah, they don't
want to come sit down.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
You know what these guys are doing.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
That's what women do, right, Women know not to give
eye contact to anyone.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Because you know, yeah, you think they're in love with
you exactly.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Fred Japan says, hey, Ben, it's not just the US,
It's not La and San Francisco at Ben and Danny says,
there's a city here in Japan that canceled the Cherry Blossom,
the iconic cherry Blossom festival, because tourists broke into homes
and defecated on lawns. From Fred and Japan for the
cherry Blossom, he said, tourists. Does that mean Americans? I
(28:50):
don't know, That's what it sounded like to me.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Now, defication, if you go number one, does that isn't
defication number two. It's number two, not number one, number one.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
One. Number one is you whizzed all over somebody. Nobody
beats the whiz remember that in New York. No, but
he breeds the whills.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
There you go, all right, Uh we'll do uh luno
mos Uh one one more here, one more banger.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
There you go, all right recording. Uh this is from
U Steve Hey, Steve O, Steve A. Reno. I don't
know where that he didn't put his name douchebag.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
All right anyway, Uh Steve Steve, he says, Ben. Do
you agree with the science, says experts now claim that
the best chili sauces can boost your health? Uh, he's so,
are you? Are you buying chili sauce improving? Uh?
Speaker 4 (29:39):
I've seen this. You have seen this. I guess it's
on TikTok or something. Yeah, TikToker.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
You know this seems to be at least one craze
per month of something like this.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Have you been to that store at Farmers Market in
La Ley said nothing but like yeah, hot, yeah, yeah,
it's like your you're.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
You're not like it in small doses, but a little bit,
just a little touch like on these noodles the Costco
Ramen suit put just a little touch of it of
their hot hot red sauce on it, and he gives
it a nice flavor through and through. But people that
douse food with the oh my god, you just start
with a little people who love bidays.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
He don't listen. You need a bedey if you're gonna
be doing that. All right, we'll get out of here
on that. Danny's fun at at Radio Row here hanging
out with you, and it's.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
Great to head. Yeah, man, glad you were up here. Yeah,
it's great.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Jim Gray on yesterday if you missed it, and then
back on Friday, Sean Merriman and just a lot of us.
And there's this little football game later. I guess so,
I guess so so. And I'll be on after the
game tonight. I'll be on after the game. Thanks for
the warning. Uh yeah, my postgame coverage and nothing quite
beats it. And then you'll be on the normal normal.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
We're back in La, back to Covino and Rich out
of the Sherman Oaks, California studios. Two to four pm
on the West side. That's five to seven pm in
beautiful give me a Massachusetts. Oh well Wooster Mass Well, yeah,
beautiful Wooster mass mash or mass mass That.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Depends what depends what mood you're in.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
I like the extended Wiener.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Allright, have a have a great day later, skater gotta murder,
Gotta go,
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