Fat Joe and Jadakiss are joined by Bill Burr: stand-up legend, Broadway star, podcasting pioneer, and one of the most respected comedians alive. Much to the delight of Jada, Bill’s first Fat Joe experience leads to a hilarious episode-long roast session, with Bill drawing big laughs from the crew with jokes about Joe’s affinity for interrupting other people with a “let me tell you something.” Bill also discusses his upcoming role in Aaron Sorkin's The Social Reckoning, his speech honoring Eddie Murphy as he received the 51st AFI Life Achievement Award, and how he finally got past his anger after decades of holding it in. Plus: Joe rants about his squatter nephew, Jada gets his flowers for his viral Drink Champs story about N.O.R.E. taking his dap back from a stranger, and Bill breaks down starting his Monday Morning Podcast on a flip phone in the late 2000s.
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5:00 Bill starting Monday Morning Podcast on a flip phone
9:00 Joe's squatter nephew
14:00 Bill on getting past his anger through acting
18:30 White people sports: U.S. Open, F1, hockey
30:00 Vancouver decriminalizing drugs + how the mob went legal
37:00 Jada's Drink Champs story gets its flowers
41:30 The Social Reckoning with Aaron Sorkin
49:00 Could Fat Joe do stand-up?
1:02:00 AFI Eddie Murphy tribute
1:13:00 Joe trying to start podcast beefs
1:20:00 Makkaresh, the little guy from Morocco
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You are a character man, No, you are a you
are You're not even trying and you just are Listen
in a pick he can't say something, and he said,
you grew up in a loud house. Listen, let me
(00:22):
tell you something I got Hey, Joe has something to say.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, yeah, what up y'all? Freedom of speech? This is
Joe cracked the doll. Let's get to.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
A baby, your boyd Jada.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
You know what it is that Joe and jadas show
every show legendary, every show iconic, and we got the pressure.
Today's show is very I cun when you think of
today's guests. They wrote the sincre Legafe's part of my wint.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I like that. I'm a legend. But he's gotta read
what I did. Get it right. I want to yo,
you want to get it right. We don't want to
take guys. It shows me. Let him go, let me.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Tell me think, Let me give you the back and
let him give you a flower.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Let him set you up right. He's doing to.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
One take tell everything one take over here. You got
this new deal with Netflix. It's a lot of stipulations
and rules and you know what I mean. So if
I just give my Bill Burden, they're gonna call back.
We gotta do some raid overs and take this out
and you know stipulations.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Okay, let's see if you can read this ship. I
can definitely read it. I mean like you can't be
in your eyes, brother.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I ain't like your leg.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Okay, were you thinking leg? Don't listen to this guy
ship working?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Got he got ship my calf right there in the
Google my citizen in the Artys in London.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It's in the Lloyds in London. But you blow out
your achilles. No, I don't got blew out his calf
wrapping it up. Not even doing sports there, huh? Doing
sports or just wrapping dodging.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Bullets, jumping over camels. Were you thinking today's guess you
think of a man who built himself from nothing, no gimmicks,
no safety net, just frawd truth in the balls to
say what everybody else's thinking. A stand up legend, broadwayst star,
(02:53):
a podcasting pioneers, millions of boy you listeners worldwide.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I mean, no, me remmy.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Nominee about to be a major motion picture start. A
man who went from the street to Boston the Hulu special.
Now I was in the suburbs, the suburbs of excuse
me to the Broadway stage.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
It still spinds time to argue about Biggie and Pot.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Funny as hell, brutally honest and one of the most
respected comedians alive today.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Make some noise for the one and only Bill Burn.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
All Right, I don't know if I can follow that.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
How to tell you he's gonna, he's gonna, he's gonna
give you the rollout. Just stay patient. You know, how
do you do your podcast? You gotta set up like.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
This, No, I just uh, I have a microphone that
I I put into my phone, and I just I
do it.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
That White people, man, they ain't gonta spend no money
for the not true nothing this.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, I see now, what's my man?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
No day, he's my man to beat bete Ah Davis,
Pete Davison, then again his mother's basement and some shit
eating nacho cheese number one rate.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Like you ain't gotta do shit that's not true, it's
not true, like everybody else, everybody. This is how they
all started.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
They started with just you know when when it first
came out, I started doing the podcast in the late
two thousands. You actually called up a phone service and
recorded your phone call on like a flip phone.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You would record the podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
And it started off as five minutes and it became ten,
and then people started writing in and that type of stuff,
and then most people moved on to this having like
a studio or something. But I didn't want to have
a guest because I didn't want to deal with people.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You know, artists being like, oh was that today, blah
blah blah.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
And then I got to like, you know, you know,
just do all this extra work and stuff, and I
already got enough shit in my life, so I just
wanted to keep it simple. And I also like doing
it like more like underground type of thing, you know,
where it's just whatever I say, I say and then
I don't edit it.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You know. I didn't want it to be a bunch
of work.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
So I never progressed if I have a guest, we
go into a studio, but if it's just like I
did one this morning, I just did in the hotel room.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Season got the I like that, get it done wherever
you at. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
And plus Netflix never came to me going, you know
what we want you to Yeah, we want you to
be Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I've never I've never.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
We spend the bag. You know, we spend the bag.
You know, motherfucker's hitting us from all lover. Officially, everybody
that works for us got to connect with Jordan New Balance.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
There's the fucking two time of felon.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
They sending them New Balance now from the Penny office,
Kelly come in with the new Travis shit on. Everybody
got loose shit on their feet out here like this.
Fucking Apparently they're getting seated by all of the top
brands in the country because they work on the Joe
and Jadas show.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, but then with that comes stipulations, he said. And
I can't deal with that.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I don't. I don't like say any bit of Bill's time.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
But I want to know what happened to you at
the casino this weekend, because they call me the Indians,
they say, your partner.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
He don't want to get off the table. Man. What
was it? Man? What was the atmosphere? What he started?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
He had my my free time. I like to play
black jack.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
It's not a problem. I'm not.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
And I had to stay another day and get my shirt.
You got a.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Motherfucker. I don't gamble. I gambled for the sake of
the show. You got a gamble, and.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I don't know how it sounds like that guy that
gets prostitutes who goes like you're paying for it anyway.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
You all know this is definitically you are larger amount
when you do it at home. When you pay for
it at home, you paying a large amount. Now I
got a nineteen year old daughter, I'm paying twice.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
What you talking about?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
This ship?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Is this bag? Then should be in the clear at
nineteen right.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Hell no, it just started nineteen cliport fuck out of here.
These people, man, are you crazy? I got one nephew
now he says he's not gonna move. He's a hoarder.
And Mike and Mike, yeah, my name's going the ship.
I tell him you John, John this time you are
you gotta get about you know what I'm saying, get
a job, do something. He talked about he knows his rights.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
My nephew is a fucking arder. He's a squatter.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
What order he's the squatter.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
He's not my nephew. Know more. Today I said, man,
let him show. How are you gonna what pressure are
you going to do it? Did it on them? Way
in right here? Coming up upstairs they talk to you.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
What are you gonna do? Are you?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
That's a hard one because that's that's a relative nod.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Send some guys over there to beat the ship out
of him.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
And pull him up out of the apartment. He's gonna
get paid. You know, you didn't. You wouldn't. You wouldn't
say that on the podcast. I wouldn't say discriminating yourself.
Why would you do that? That's family business, man. You're
not allowed to beat the ship out of your family members.
That's some loophole. That's what you You really got permission
to fuck up your family?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Right?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
What's next? John Jones taking the stand against me? Like, Yo,
this is that's where that's gonna go. That is gonna
get really ugly, and then people are going to take sides.
You got to deal with that immediately.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Man, it's hard. How you've been doing this a long time.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Hard is for you to be You have to you
have to say from the first one, you have to
be like, this is a one time only. If you're
getting that sense from somebody, you know, but a lot
of times, you know, scumbags, they're good at hiding that.
So then you got to kind of like anticipate it. No,
that's happened to me too. I'm speaking from wasn't a relative,
(08:51):
but like you know, I don't like talking about that ship.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
But yeah, you can get into that problem quickly.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
So what I always say to somebody is if you're
strugg when all right, if you're reaching up, I'll try
to pull you out, But if you're face down, digging
it deeper, I'm not. I'm not helping you out. And
that's what you're doing right now. And then you know,
people who do shit like that usually don't take accountability.
So then they tried, oh you changed and you blah
blah blah blah blah. It's like now, I grew up in.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
A project building with a thousand families, so I done
got hit with every y'all don't paid for two hundred funerals.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
No bullshit.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
The other day I came out the nickgame and it's
some random dude came up to me say, ooh you
paid for my uncle's funeral. Man, thank you, Joe. Just
like Survivor's guilt, my shit is legendary. Like I took kids,
hundreds of guys and they're all pieces of shits too.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
They all end up pieces of shits.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
No, I'm telling you the youth, they all I wasted
my time and my money with these motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Like it's like, because what the loyalty? Huh? Because of loyalty,
because your sense of saying, you lawyer, look at that.
I got a nephew.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
I've been paying the bills for like for years and
years and years. Now he's saying he's the squatter. He's
not gonna move. He's a piece of shit, right, I mean,
there's no other way to take it around that, whether
to get that one back.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
It's a calculating piece of shit.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
It's a piece of shit. Well, he's not that intelligent.
Somebody fed them the system. Somebody told John John's system.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Then just telling me isn't right because if you didn't
read it, he's not gonna know it. And then you
don't handle it.
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Speaker 3 (10:46):
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built right, that's what this is.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Real talk, That's just what it is.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
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Speaker 3 (11:33):
That's the move.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
All you want normal family? Right? Does anybody have normal family?
You have normal family.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
A percentage. I think everybody gotta.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Put somebody's whole family is doing. Nobody's family's doing.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
No, not every less. You can't go from the whole
tree and everybody's nor eavy leaf on a tree.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
No got crazy family too. What would you describe as
your crazy family members?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
All of us have our own brand of it, all
of us have.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Yeah, but what what what would you compare one of
your crazy family members? What do you mean to what
crazy like a crazy uncle, crazy aunt.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
You go to.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
It's just more like trauma and however you processed it.
So like with me, I was like I used to be.
I kind of had this miracle. I got over my anger,
which I didn't think was ever going to happen.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah, I just score a heart attack or stroke at
this age, you gotta calm that ship.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Dang.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, yeah, no, it was it was just time. I
was just I was down.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I figured it out through an acting gig because I
figured I figured out why I was fucked up.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I had to do some scene. I'll just tell it
to you quickly.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I had to do some scene and I was just
reading the lines and it was making me emotional and
it wasn't a sad scene and I couldn't figure out why.
And I was like, oh, because this is you know,
I don't know just how you were raised to be
a man. You had to like walk away ninety nine
percent of your emotions. But when I act, these these
characters are feeling shit that's in the vault. So I
opened that up and what comes out is other shit
(13:20):
that's been trying to because you think, like, oh, you
know if you're going to cry as a guy, like
I'm not crying, and you think it went away.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
It didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
It's still there and then it like comes out during
the holidays or some shit. You know, but you should
have just fucking cried it out right, because so I
got on the other side of that. I figured that out,
Like I kind of opened the door. So now I
can feel all the emotions and so I have options
rather than flipping out, laughing or saying I don't give
a fuck. So that's kind of like in as far
(13:48):
as like other people in my family, I don't like
talking about what because, you know whatever, we all went
through it in our own way.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
So, uh, I processed it finally.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
It's weird, man.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I didn't think it was going to take that long,
but it did. It's crazy better late than that.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah, No, now it's weird because now I'm like kind
of happy, go lucky, and I'm not an angry dude
around the house.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
So my wife, you know, she doesn't quite trust it yet.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
After twenty something years of flipping out over nothing, but
now she's starting to kind of understand it.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
So it's been cool. No, no, no, I was cool too,
you know, I do.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
I do my aunt in my office and I just
mind my business is like therapeutic, and they know he's
in there and I'm just minding my businesses. I think
she got a good setup nowadays. I don't trust nobody
and trust shit. I'm going nowhere. So if that's what
you wanted, you're a man in that house.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
That motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
So I education he's got that six hundred yards stare
when he's talking about I can see all the shit
you've been.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah, I'm telling you the truth. I don't tell nobody
loan on it. I don't want to go nowhere no more.
I go to Atlanta. I go to Atlanta for uh
the game.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
For the game.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
When I tell you this, second I walk off the plane,
most beautiful girl comes up to me, Joey, I'm saying,
the second you know it's or you had their The
door opened up and you got the girls that do
the wheelchair and a beautiful girl. Joey, welcome to the A.
I'm like, seek the kingdom, nigga, Seek the Kingdom.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I don't know what that means. Stay in the lord's dress,
Seek the Kingdom.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
I walked two three steps, Joey, I'm like, nah, this
ain't it's the devil's in the air.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I gotta stay.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
You know, if a beautiful woman's pushing a wheelchair, you
know there's something wrong.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Well, it wasn't her, It wasn't her.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
It was all right.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I was gonna say that that doesn't fight with me.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Was like, oh, I didn't know you wonder same flight
as me, and just fucking you know immediately nicely.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I have a lot of empathy for Nick fans. You do, Yeah,
I do because one of my best friends, Paul Versey,
stand up comedian, like his belief every year. It's almost
it hurts me as a friend to see how much
he believes. Every October. It's like that guy who just
can't break up with that girl. You know, it's just
like she's gonna break your heart.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Call me Bendalehole Records. They say, I'm signing to Bendale
Whole Record. That's like Sucker Records. Every year I think
that Nick's gonna win.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
I go fo to do something to your man, because
they got the same they got the same disease. You
don't have it.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Kiss You sound like you a fake fan fan work.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah, I'm definitely not a giant. The Jets friend everything
New York. I'm US Open. You're a tennis fan. Yes,
I heard it in that Yes, no, no, he was like,
I love it. Let me tell you some the biggest secret.
Let me tell you something. You can just tell it
(17:03):
to me, Joe. You know not the white white interest today.
Let me tell you something today a thing for the
white people. But not just because you're obviously Caucasian.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
But the Caucasians have kept stuff away from us that
we don't know that we should be. We never knew
about the US Open. I went over there a couple
of years ago. Everybody got a mess on. They feeding
you lobster Benny Hannes over here. I said, this ship,
I could get you there. I could be a fucking
all squad. They know they can't no off the change.
(17:39):
You are so beautiful. I went to a hockey game
two years ago. It was the most lit fun ship
you ever been to it you ever been to a
hockey game, the best place you'll ever go in your life.
But the white people never told us that. They never say, Yo,
this is actually show.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
It's really fun. It's like you guys on TV. It's
I know what you're saying though, because tennis is not
even for all white people.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Well who's it for them? Yeah? Certain for the Formula
one that was all illuminati. All the tennis has one. Yeah,
well that's the thing they take.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
No, they make they make all white people feel like
they're part of the Wimbledon club. Oh, so we do
what we're supposed to do against you guys, so they
can take all of it.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
That's what they do.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
So they make it seem I went to Wimbledon. I
went to Wimbledon last year, Joe. If I get a word,
I fucking I did. I fucking didn't.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I feel like I feel like he's on my podcast,
he's the guest.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I went to Wimbledon earlier this year and like, dude,
the level of white there was like it was astounding
to me.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
It was astounding to me, and I was. I was
with this woman.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I go, you want to freak any of these guys out.
I go just walk up to any of them and
just sit down next to them and whisper in their ear,
go hey, I know what you did, and then walk
away and just watch the No, that's just crazy. Yeah,
nobody did that to me. They all have like that
heart attack spray in their breast pocket. Yeah, I'll be
fucked for like a moth, like yo, who is that
(19:20):
woman that just can't be said?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
That's your bug? Me the fuck?
Speaker 5 (19:25):
But you know what before you but they were sitting
next to the fucking before you came, Royalty.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Was here, she she's she's white.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Right now, I think I agree with that period that
Atlanta it's different kind of white people.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
He just told you that, but I'm confirming.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
I went to the fucking Atlanta game, Nicks in the
Atlanta and they had.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
The white you know, the white different kind of white.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Necks in the Atlanta Nicks the Hawks Knicks against the Hawks, yes,
but sitting behind me mm hmm with these white people
and you know they're like George Bush and Barbara I guess,
a different kind of white Like they don't get out much.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
They just come for the game.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
And they were looking like, who's this fat motherfucker from
New York that they were allowing to act like a
complete sit in front of me, sit in front of
me and act like an asshole in the most legendary
way like they would look.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
They were trying to figure this shit out, like you know, they.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
Went back home to ride horses and shit like that,
like this ship was great.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I'm not Wait a minute, you know they are you
also being obnoxious though, so it's not all them.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
I'm not a good sport. I'm a bad sport. I'm terrible.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
You know.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
In Atlanta, they built them a brand new baseball stadium
and my people would not drive into it because they
didn't like the traffic. So then they just gave it
to Georgia Tech, I believe, and then they built a
whole new one that has just as much traffic.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
But everybody shows up. Now that's it, you know. The
strangest things happened, you know. So I've seen Dolan, you
know Dolan, the owner of the Knicks. Yeah, the musician,
he's the musiciant. That's my god, that's my guy.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
But when I tell you, Dolan looks for the most part,
like watch him Jamorrow's game.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
He looked like he don't want to say Dolan.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
He was at Game seven at the last time they
was in the Eastern Conference finals, like this, he was asleep.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I see him. He got to be the hardiest, oldest.
He was in the front store.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
The man saw me.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Like this, that's what you got. Too much money? He
didn't even care.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I think he's in the music like I think if
it was a band. I think he pays attention. Live
you liked what you love.
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Speaker 5 (23:58):
You know I'm meant to graffiti and they dropped the
new video, yes, city right, not guilty for it. And
I'm the only ass or going running to YouTube to
see the guys who.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Hit the train.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
It's just everybody got their own ship. He wouldn't get
off the fucking table. I got the call right me.
I'm addicted to gray medi what's your addiction?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Man? What is it?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
It was boo, it's not fencing on. No, No, you
worked in Vancouver. I worked in Vancouver. That fucking skid
row puts l A the shame. Free drugs. Yeah, they
they decriminalized it, so they just come here and do
your drugg They sell the drugs to free. When I
(24:45):
went to Canada and I seen this, I thought they
let you sell drugs. This is yeah, you can't interrupt
and then go go ahead tell them, tell them what
you were simple. I was telling to me here about this.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
So shit is they decriminalized drugs because they they acknowledged
that addiction is a disease.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
But they just stopped there.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
They didn't then try to get him help, as far
as I can tell, so they're just out there fucking smoke.
It's insane. And everybody folded in half. That fenny fold
is insane, like dude, I'm telling you guys, before the
drugs couldn't touch their toes, and now their face is
like looking at their house. Yeah, that's what I was
talking about. Nobody on fentanyl has ever pulled a hammy.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
No.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Never.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
They sit there for twenty minutes, fucking head down to
the ground.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
They got in Pennsylvanians. Philly is caught a drink. It's
tranquilize you in America. You what when you go home,
you go on YouTube and look for the Philadelphia drink.
You won't believe this.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Okay? What is that Tomby's tombis every time you think
they like it's not going to go further.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Oh, nobody figures it out furthest it can go other
than death as of right now.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah, you see them bring guys back to life.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
They overdosed, and the guys mad that they woke them up,
like yo, that it was the best shit.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Why you woke me up? You fucked up my hind
like it's Ada Patroll.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
But what I was gonna say to you is I
used to sell drugs, right, So there's always a piece
of toro. You just segues of criminality. There's always a
piece of criminality.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
So when I go to what you said in.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Vancouver and I see it said, shit, you could sell
drugs here and not go to jail if it feels
like that, right, Like yet that skin roll with you.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I didn't look at it that way. I did.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
I looked at it and like, Yo, we're gonna make
a fucking killing out here.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Like these guys are letting you sell drugs like it
looked like and you don't have.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
To hide your money. Then no, no, I understand. That's
what sucks about being a criminal is you have to
hide your money. You gotta drive lesser of the car,
or if you get on the corporate side, you can
steal legally and you can drive down the street with
a like.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
A top head on. Tell you something.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I went to Denver, like like one of those bankers
from the fucking eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Let me tell you something. All you mobsters went legal
I used to go. They did. They got to the
legal stid of stealing they went. I used to go
to Denver, the first place to legalize marijuana.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
They're doing all their scams. The fucking lottery is the
numbers stortion, they do, all of that. They do everything
they do every fucking thing. They do it legal.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
They do it legally. God bless those guys. He's a
great guy.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
We got at That's why I sucked. They caught Luigi.
I wanted to see him finish this list.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, yo yo, I wanted to see oh yo, the
family say. This is why, this is why I do
my fucking above my garage. You don't give a fuck,
No I do? You do? I do because I don't
want to deal with that because they always do that ship.
(27:57):
So you know what it is.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
You can do hunger games. You cannot do reverse hunger games.
That's how it works. You can, you can, you can
sell them a movie. Yeah the future. Five guys have
money and they're run around shooting people. Oh wow, that's great.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
You do it the other way. Those people you were
eating fucking come back and they're gonna kill you guys. Well,
I mean that's kind of a message that you know,
we don't want to put up. That's how that works.
That's why I do it above the garage.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
No stipulations, Joe, do you want to be stipulation free
as much as you can?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
You want to limit stipulations. There you go, look at that,
that's your problem, Joe.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
You got too many stipulations in your life, and you're
wearing it on your face.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Wearing it on your face.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
That's why he's dressed in his fucking tracksuit. He's trying
to compensate for all the stipulations in his life.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
I grew up with. You were dressed like it's Sunday morning.
Let me tell you something. The bill Monday, it's the
first stay of the week. Look at Shony. You look
like you just had some cereal.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
You look like the serial killer in this movie fucking Apex.
Anybody's seen that movie on Netflix Apex. He looked like
the motherfucking killer. It was fucking killing everybody.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
This guy.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Don't wonder you on fucking Netflix. You was killing everybody.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
Cheri's theory. That's the guy, yo, motherfucker serial killer. How
you bring Luigi's man in this, sir, right? Fucking Luigi?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Huh? How about the fact that whole crime was on camera?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
That didn't disturb any of New Yorkers that you live
in a police state, man, I standing, you gotta stop
the guy. They had him all until he went behind
a tree. They couldn't film him. They had that whole thing.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
They got that that's how I think, that's how they
solving crime. It's no longer like real. It's true. You've
seen Jesse Smleyette Fellow actor. Can you just say this
fully yet smelly yet?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
I like Fellow.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
That's better than Smellet. Smelly yet.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
I've seen and heard a lot of ship in my life.
Justy Moullet took the fucking cake. You hear me, he
might as well go down like poor revealed, like reacted.
They backed him up. He said he got beat up.
They backed the film up, and he's rehearsing choreography with
the guys who beat him, like yo, get yo.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Esse smelly yet they Jesse Scullie, that's my favorite thing ever?
He fucking Togevin.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Oh, I guess it's Smellet just even I know that
he's smelly saying the wrong.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
He likes. No, I get it.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
That's lokey. I don't respect you because you lie. I
get it. So I'm not going to respect you enough
to say your name right. I like that, you know?
Can I take that and pick up the flag after
further review? Even if I love you, I get further review.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I understand why I got took my bad b replaying
the down, replayed the down.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
My side took the fucking flag back. I got a
shick no two time of felon that that comes with age.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
You can admit when you're wrong. This guy works on
the stage, he's called tu time a.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Fella doing a live talk cannot can I come I
come check you out?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yeah, absolutely, I was saying before we came on, uh
him telling that story, the guy taking the dap back,
the amount of comedians.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
I sent that to we all we do.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
All we talked about was how masterfully comedically you told
that story.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
It was fucking amazing, fucking amazing. Tell it to brother
there you go. Let me tell you something. I hate
these guys.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Dude, you are a character man, No, you are a
you are You're not even trying and you just are
listen and he can't say something, and he said, you
grew up.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
In a loud house. Listen. Let me tell you something
I got. Joe has something to say. We're here for you, Joe.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
You can never see me DJ Khalid and Nori on
a regular not camera, just in the in the crib eating.
Can't nobody get a work y'all? Let me fucking talk, yo,
I got some mistake.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Can I talk now? Like we just the whole conversation is,
can we talked? Were just screaming at each other because
nobody's listening. Nobody wants to fucking you know, everybody wanted.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Nobody wants to know.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
What I was gonna say, is I hate these guys,
these guys he's talking about.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Just look smollyet moved on.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
Not small at that's been gone. One of one of
the icons that I love living legends. Uh one caller Auntie.
I just love her so much as Stephanie Miles. And
she says, she goes where she's celebrated now where she's tolerated,
and it's a lot of motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
That go where they tolerate.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Well, you know, we really don't want you here, but
you there, right. So that's that story that he's telling us,
Like he took his dap back, like what are you
even doing it? We don't even really fuck with you,
you know, and with me. You know, I've been doing
this thirty something years and we went through a phase
where we were the number one guys in the world.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
So every groupie that you could think of was trying
to latch onto us.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Every groupie to come twenty five years later and the
young young brother from the Bronx a boogie. Now he's
the biggest he says, Joe, I'm doing this big show.
Come by, and I go to his dressing room and
the same groupies from Fat Joe and Big Pun in
nineteen ninety seven are.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
In the eight Boogies.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
These are grown man groupies in a boogies room, Like, Yo,
you want a piece of cake?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
You wanted this? What the fuck is?
Speaker 5 (34:04):
Like they you know, and then they say they tell
they family, I'm in the industry. They tell they family, Yeah,
I'm in the industry. You know, in this industry. I'm like,
what industry is? These people fucking talking about what qualifies
you for being in the industry?
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Tell me that in and in no, no, no, get paid.
That could make one. If you're in some type of
entertainment you're getting paid. That's a good one, you know.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Because these guys they turn around and say they in
the industry, They tell their families they broke the shit
and their job is groupie and they get the DAPs
taken back, like, yo, my man, we don't fucking know
you man, Get the fuck out of here, Like I.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Mean, it's amazing to me. That's an industry. Just for
the record, I understood the story when he told you,
understood the story, understood it. Yeah, I didn't know why
you were with that, Joe. I don't know where the
fuck I'm going. I just it just always lands. It
always lands. It just like the fucking ARTI does. It does?
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What's that space ship?
Speaker 1 (35:13):
The art messengers might not be there when you land,
like you land land whatever you were flying that.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
Mother buna makes sense. And then sometimes I catch a
little all time, it's just something. Sometimes I freeze up
and they'd be like, what the fuck I'm talking about?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
And then I get it.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Bam, you was talking about this, y'all get it there.
You know what I'm saying. Very important.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
I want to hear about the Social Record in for
a minute for you.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Oh Social Record, Socially RECOGNI That was the movie I
was doing when I was up in Vancouver when I
saw that that skid row.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
So I did, uh. I did like a week on
that movie.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
It's Aaron Sorkin movie, and it's not a sequel to
the Social Network.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
It's a.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Where that one showed how face book came about. This
is more showing sort of the results I think overall
of like social media and stuff like that. And it's
an amazing script.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I can tell you that. I think it's gonna be
an amazing movie.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
I read really slow, right, so when I got the script,
it was like one hundred and forty five pages, and
I'm like, oh fuck. It is usually about one hundred
and five hundred and ten, so I have to literally
be like, all right, I read thirty pages a day.
I'll get through this shit in like four days or whatever.
I sat down, I couldn't stop reading it. I went
red in one sitting read the thing, and I went
there and was one of the most fun I've had
(36:34):
shooting things. You know, cool actors and Aaron was great.
So I think that that comes out in like October.
But it's getting some good buzz. I'm already for you,
and you.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Are welcome to see it. This is like Tennis Breen,
You're welcome. You might be the next Marty Supreme. You
never fucking know. You never know. The Facebook movie might
be like the Ping Pong movie. You know I met.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you
Christmas Bill, because you look very intelligent.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Let me ask you feel like you're selling me a
bad car. I met, Hey, Bill, you're a smart guy.
The hood. He comes up, he's gonna what's going on.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
He's about the line you built.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I met the algorithm. How long is this podcast?
Speaker 5 (37:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (37:28):
No, I mean that a good way. I mean that
a good way. You are, Joe.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
We're gonna get you fascinating. He's gonna get you into
next thirty minutes. Because my former mobster Joey Milinos here.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
We don't want him to take you. I'm the appetizer.
I mean, I don't want we don't.
Speaker 5 (37:44):
Want Joey to pull you to the side that this
show and tell you, you know, your old dudes attack
and some ship like that.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
You know what I'm saying. But I'm in Natean Now.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
It's my favorite Jewish deli out in l A and
I'm gonna eat my split pea soup. Girl comes over, Hey,
do you want to meet the owner Instagram?
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Sha.
Speaker 5 (38:04):
I go over there, I meet the guy, the guys,
the fucking I said, oh shit, you're the algorithm, you
control Instagram.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
You're the fucking and he said, yep, well you could
say it like that. Joe, I am the algorithm. This God. Wait,
you met a guy in LA and you said you
are the algorithm, and he'm the.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
Fucking owner of Instagram. He's an algorithm. If I own Instagram, Ye, yeah,
you wouldn't admit to that. Victor, And fucking Victor meets
me and I feel like, hey, that's photography.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Let me light them up and give them two three
million subscribe. I can't. I'm the algorithm.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
Let me tell you something. Shout out to Michael Jackson
or the family. The movie's number one in the country.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Tada, He says, ship, and then when it's your turn
to talking, then goes, let me tell you something, and
then and then, and then then he keeps going, and
then he keeps going, and he keeps going.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
He got it. He gone, you got the easiest job
and show business. You just sit there. You just again
got to do is sit him and go. And then
he goes, let me tell you something. Let him back.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
I went.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I saw a band one night and this guy was
talking so much between songs. He was driving me nuts
because he was great. He talked for ten minutes one
time and then said, first of all, swear to god,
I was just sitting there going on to fuck you.
How about in conclusion? You're right, you want to know
what happens bail is do I have a choice? I mean,
you're gonna tell me either way.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Did you get a geek? Just tell me what happened? John?
Sometimes you get it? How many times a week do
you get your beard lined up? Every day? Actually?
Speaker 5 (39:50):
My baber fucked up? Today was his birthday. Should have
went there. What's up?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
He was supposed to come at eight in the morning.
I really would add that ship every time I see that,
and you'd be fucking.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
Paper cut your finger. My ship looked like three D
my ship. Like when I was in jail, the first
thing I got was a barber Swear to God. The
first thing I got said, who's the best ball in
this motherfucker? Motherfucker comes up poppy with the.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Fucker you and just hell you on your own wavelength,
Like I'm telling you, it's just your own fucking thing.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Who says that going to jail that they I don't
get fucked in the ass.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
He's like, I want my beer to look good when
I'm getting sexually assaulted.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
You know jail? True? Do I need to align with
so I don't get fucked in the ass. This guy.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
You guys got a post office. He went to jail
like Jimmy the jent in his own wing.
Speaker 5 (40:49):
The first thing I got was a barber. The barber
told me. I said, Yo, how much is the most
you get paid? Because I paid my bable hundreds of dollars?
Cut like for real, right to take the guy? Luckily
in jail, you can work a month doing some shit
and that you get paid. The sniggers, bar the motherfuckers,
they want five dollars. I'm gonna give you a hundred
dollars a month when I called you, But when I
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what when I called you?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
I don't care who you cutting?
Speaker 5 (41:19):
What's going when Joe Buffy, you gotta lead that you
gotta run appear from this?
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Is that a smart move?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Huh? Was that a smart move?
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Though?
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Letting people know you had a hundred bucks? A hundred bucks?
I'm fat Joe.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
Don't fucking they know him rich? When I'm walking down
you fucking great, That's what I'm saying now. Would immediately
attack Fat Joe the second.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
He went in jail.
Speaker 5 (41:41):
I'd have been like, Yo, you got to pay, you
got to pay. But anyway, I give him one hundred
bucks and I tell him yo. So I come out
there and he given Sunday by bye, mister Joe. He
started running up the ship in front of You know
what I'm saying, my ship and little cause it's all
(42:03):
a movie. It's all a you know, it's a production.
Its Steter.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
You know what I now? You failing on your own story. No,
I'm about that ship. I remember it on this marble
because I got faced.
Speaker 5 (42:17):
I got friends who did massive amount of jail time
in real jails, right, So I had like a pamphlet,
a preparation the night before, a pistol beefstad the miles.
I say, your pistol, how's it going to be for
mecause this is the first time I'm doing time.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
He said, Just like you live out here, you're gonna
live in there. You the dumkin. He ain't never lied
one and had that ship locked down.
Speaker 5 (42:43):
Chef Italian chef cooking for me monzamel fresh homemade ice crip, monzamel, mozzarella,
homemade fresh ice cream.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Or type of shit I had a guy used to
wash myself. You can eat ice cream off the fucking floor.
This ship was shokes. It's shiny as your fuck had
Bill Burr in the fucking floor.
Speaker 5 (43:02):
Yeah you threw that in because you know I'm not
buying all of this? What what was what ise of
cameras you would have had to pay? Let me explain, Sonny,
you see how many cameras is in here? There was
thousands of gay Wait.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Wait, hein't nobody saying he lying? Everybody?
Speaker 5 (43:20):
I had thousands of guys locked up with me, and
nobody say I'm lying. I tell these stories all the time.
You ain't got one person come out like nah, that's nah,
Yes it's true, Yes, it's true.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Joe had it like that.
Speaker 5 (43:35):
Sorry, sorry, not sorry, Phil burd They say I could
be good at fucking stand up comedian, but I don't know.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Man.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
It's much harder than just telling jokes with your friends.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
You're once you established your vibe because it took me
like ten minutes and then all right, I get this guy.
You just say something and then he answers a different
question and then you just listen.
Speaker 5 (44:01):
YOI you're very sharp because you're shot because you figured
doing this cell phone salesman shit to me.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
It's not buying the plane.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
It takes people. It takes people time to figure out Joe.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
You figured me out in ten seconds, No, ten minutes
was ten minutes. Can't shut the fuck up. I have
a problem.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
What do you think think that's do you think that's
trauma based? Ego based? Ego based, Shan, You need to
take your hood up. Your head doesn't get too hot.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
You know what happened was when I grew up, guys
like me wouldn't till they started right. So I'm from
the streets. There was a time bill where I used
to say, yo, no pictures. I'm in the club with
all all the drug dealers.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
That they going yo. And I'd be like, yeah, yeah,
no picks. Nah, I can't be in the pics.
Speaker 5 (44:50):
Or there was no storytelling because you couldn't trust nobody
to tell the story.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
So all these stories I had, I would not even
tell them. Shit. See I was the guy. You'd be like,
he's unapproachable, he's not a nice guy. You would see
him from far You'd be like, so when did that change?
As soon as the.
Speaker 5 (45:08):
Podcast and everybody say you could talk and you could
be cool now and Drake started making highline bling shit
like now I know when now highlighte bling, That's when
you allowed to be yourself once Drake was like you
yo yo yo. I said, oh shit, we ain't got
We ain't gotta live up to the stick. We could
just I know when now.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
I like Blain, that's it. I said, Yeah, you can
be yourself. Fucking be funny.
Speaker 5 (45:34):
Everybody likes the fucking uh form against the turned funny guy.
That's true. Everybody loves that. Remember what what the fuck
was that movie with the guy? Was it Robert de Niro?
Speaker 2 (45:45):
He was a gagster and then turned into a nice guy.
Analyze this. That was a motherfucker that movie. Huh. Everybody
likes a funny gangster. Yeah, I agree. I feel like Jeans.
(46:05):
You was selling them weed in the suburbs and shit
like Joe. I didn't smoke weed un till later in life.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
I always stayed away with me. Why because this guy.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
When I was in fourth grade came to our school
and he told us what it was like to have emphysema,
and he goes make a fist like this and try
to breathe through it.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
That's what happens if you smoke. So I was just like,
all right, I'm not fucking doing that.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
I was the one kid like he connected with, so
I wouldn't smoke anything, and but I you know, I
drank liquor, you know, lunatic, So I just went that direction.
So it wasn't until like my thirties. You know, he
can't drink alcohol your whole life. It beats the shit
out of you. So at some point, you know, and
I still had my demons, so I needed something to
take the edge off. So I started smoking weed. But
(46:52):
all the old people tell me that the weed nowadays
is not the way it used to be, and it's
like it's all like fucking chemicals. I know, guys that
who they used to smoke all the time when I
was younger.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
In like the eighties, they quit. They quit because they're
saying that the weed is too intense.
Speaker 5 (47:06):
Well, I'm looking at his heads and this motherfucker they like, yeah,
did you just have to smoke?
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Like all the older guys you smoke? Is the weed
the same as back in the day they were smoking.
They were smoking.
Speaker 4 (47:20):
Heat is like TVs. They had the TVs with the
big backs on them. Now and you got big TVs.
That's Gandma Colt carries light. You know what I'm saying.
That's what happened to the weed. It evolved, Kimmist, they
got more resources, more shit.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
He's right.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
You try to smoke weed with somebody who smoked in.
Speaker 4 (47:43):
The seventies and eighties, the weed to they'll blow they
fucking shocks.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Yeah, that happened to be at Thanksgiving. I went to
give somebody a dummy and she goes, it's not going
to do anything for me. I go, it's like ten milligrams.
She goes, yeah, I need at least one hundred. So
I was like wow, and then like an idiot whatever,
she was smoke and I took two hits of and
then after I was going like I shouldn't have done that,
and then like I sat down.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
I just wasn't. I wasn't a Thanksgiving, you know.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
For like three hours no, and my wife literally kept
saying like people kept trying to talk.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
To me, and she kept coming, he's useless, he's useless.
Nice and you wearing that in three D you hear it.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
It's like I was paralyzed, Like I was laying paralyzedbody
didn't know I could hear usless.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
You're useless.
Speaker 5 (48:23):
You know, I don't drink. I'll tell you some bullshit
my wife did to me. Man, the fucking Norri helped him.
So we have these like lunch dates with his wife,
my wine and we and Miami and we fucking Bell
Harbor and these guys start, you know, they drink from breakfast, right,
So everybody's drinking and Norri starts smoking blunts in the
(48:44):
middle of Bell Hall, like, nah, we violated Belle Hall.
But like you never seen in your life. And you
know they they love us there, you know we always shot.
Next thing I know is I'm getting I'm fucking drunk,
like a box of where he's about to get knocked
out that the motherfuckers don't stiff me dope, Like I'm
really like this.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
I'm standing up against the wall. It's like two in
the afternoon.
Speaker 5 (49:05):
I'm like, cause I don't really drink, I feel my
hand getting pulled, like pulled in the direction. So I'm
getting poolish my wife and I'm like stuck inside myself,
like I kind of know what's going on, but I'm
so fucking drunk there's nothing I can do. And she
(49:26):
takes me to the store. You know their stores. You
don't even want to look to the left. Them diamonds
are so shiny as shit. They the stores we know
we can't afford like grasp and shit like that, and
you just you just don't look at that ship when
you walk in the mall and all of a sudden
they open the door and not go in there now.
Nor he is supposed to be the drink jab the
(49:48):
more professional guy. He more drunk than me. Stuck, he's stuck,
he's works to me. They sit him in a chair.
The guy comes out and brings out these white gloves.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
Sh sh how you doing, mister Joe. Your wife's been
looking at this necklace here. This is the state of
the on I'm like, you fucker, I'm in my head.
Fuck your mother, you mother fucking said, and.
Speaker 5 (50:18):
She looking at me like, Askedy, you don't want that, right,
because because you know this ain't the store you're supposed
to go into.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
I'm like, you don't want that, right She's like yes, yes,
And I'm fucking fun. I'm like this, And Nori looked
more scared than me. And he's the drink chap. He
looking at me like, oh shit, man, I wind up
getting her that fucking necklace. This shit cost so much
fucking money.
Speaker 5 (50:44):
I remember tippy toe on out of that ship like
I was I never did that ship again.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
They never caught me, and I know how to learn
my lesson. You didn't drink your day.
Speaker 5 (50:54):
Never catch me in that fucking place drunk again in
my fucking life.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
That was like ten years ago. They you're not doing
it to me. Shame on you.
Speaker 5 (51:01):
What George Bush that you get me one time, shame
on me they get me the second time.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Fuck, No, I know I've seen the play. That's not
what he said. He said, what you fool me wants
shame on you. You fool me twice. Then he got
confused and then he just goes, hey, you're not gonna
fool me again. That's what he That's what he said.
(51:28):
That's why I always said I went to summer school too,
so I was forgot. I had a soft spot film
and said, I've been there. George. Yeah, we all know
what you were trying to say. It's all right, yo,
Joe and jadas show dot com.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
We got new first fresh off the presses.
Speaker 4 (51:49):
Go get it bag out of Big Jo and jadasshow
dot com.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
You can get the little Cole for T shirt.
Speaker 4 (51:58):
Willow.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
I need an extra law show at jadishow dot com.
Go there and get it.
Speaker 3 (52:15):
Tell us about distribute to Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Oh man, uh a f I the UH American Film Institute.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
I didn't know what.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
I'm an idiot.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (52:26):
I didn't know if it was a F one or
a F five.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
I didn't know what it was.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
I just said, tell us about Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
Yeah, so there was.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
It was on Netflix, your boys with the stipulations they
they were they were doing a tribute, uh or an
honoring of his whole career. So it's it's on a
Saturday night, so it's literally Friday, and my wife goes.
(52:52):
She says to me, uh, She's like, how are you
feeling about this? You know, because I'm you know, because
I've been so volatile over the years.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
She she always has to.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
I checked my emotional temperature before we go out, just
to see what she was going to be involved in.
So out of habit, she said, how you feeling? I
was like, Oh, it's great. You know, I'm showing up
to this thing. I don't have to do anything. I
get to like, you know, chill out and just watch
the show.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
And it's Eddie. This is going to be amazing. And literally,
right as I said that, she got a phone call
and they.
Speaker 1 (53:16):
Were asking if I would go up and say a
few things, and I immediately got super nervous because it's Eddie,
so I quickly said yes before I would like, you know,
chicking out or whatever.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
And yeah, I ended up having to go up there.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
And I don't know how you guys were, But my
thing is, if I write the whole because I had
a teleprompt, if I write the whole thing out, I
am like in robot mode. I am like in my
head and it's like I'm not connected to it. So
I had to, like, I had to like sort of
have an idea what I was going to say. But
what was cool was I saw Eddie on the rods
or in nineteen eighty six at this place the uh
(53:54):
what was it coas called Great Woods. And what was
cool was I saw Rodney Dangerfield like a week before
because he was coming off of that back to school
and they were both huge and they were playing these
giant things, and I went I saw Rodney and he
was fun and hilarious and all that, but he had
like an all white crowd. But I didn't notice because
I was from the suburbs, so it just looked like
everything I was going to, but when I saw Eddie,
(54:14):
he had this mixed crowd. And this is before I
was a comedian. I don't know why that's stuck in
my head, but I remember seeing it.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
I was like eighteen. I was going, this guy is
literally he's making everybody laugh. I'm not shitting on Rodney.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
But this guy had young, old, black, white Asian. Everybody
was there and he was fucking killing. He had the
purple suit too. I wanted to ask him about that.
It's like, did you have more than one? Did you
wear it the whole fucking tour?
Speaker 2 (54:36):
He probably had more.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (54:38):
Some guys wear the same shit the whole tourl like,
and they're not broke. They just that's the coy s.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
Yeah, but that's how watching him do that, I was thinking,
you know, if I ever did stand up, I would
want to be able to do make everybody left, you
know what I mean. So it was it was really
one of the best lessons I ever got. So anyway,
I got to go up and say a few words
and it was It went great, but it was super
intimidating because it was him, all ten of his kids,
whoever they married. It was like the Kennedy Family of
(55:06):
like comedy, like just stare it right at you. Forty
years later, it was really crazy.
Speaker 5 (55:12):
You know what I love about Eddie Murphy in now
a line of business music, A lot of the icons,
a lot of the entertainers we looked up to even
got on drugs, are fucked up.
Speaker 2 (55:25):
They broke and you see.
Speaker 5 (55:27):
Him and it feels like horrible when you see some
of the guys who made the biggest songs and made
us laugh the most or whatever. And when I seen
that documentary and it just opened up on Eddie Murphy
in like a ninety billion dollar house, I.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
Was like, yes, yeah, this motherfucker ain't get hot.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
You know my favorite thing he said in that documentary,
he said, yeah, he goes, I never got into drugs
or anything. He goes, I loved myself, which I've never
heard a comedians say.
Speaker 2 (55:54):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (55:55):
It was cool.
Speaker 5 (55:56):
So even though y'all funny and y'all use humor, a
lot of y'all got like dark past and shit like
that and go through some shit.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
Yeah, well that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
So you use humor like a lot of times, something
fucked up happens in the news and then you have
a joke about it, and they think it's because you
don't care. It's the opposite. It's like it's a way
of not feeling the feeling that you make a joke
so you can get past it, so you can deal
with it, and blah blah blah. Some people, you know,
some people go into music, some people go this way. Comedians.
What we do is we use humor. And the thing
(56:26):
that I think it's hard about that for your personal
life is that is like it's denying of feelings, so
you just sort of stay walled off, and that can
become difficult for you and the people in your life
after a while.
Speaker 5 (56:42):
Fat you need that outlet, you know, you need that outlet.
To me, music is therapeutic. So I don't care how
you know. The other day I'm writing this song and
Dre tells me, y'all, they know you're not killing motherfuckers
in the boat Daga Jo, they know you're not selling
drugs no more. But I'd just don't know how to
not make violent music. Like the beat comes on, I
(57:05):
just get to killing no. It's the fucking truth. Last
year I left Sancho Pe. We was on vacation. I
got on the stands up first class this. I threw
a beat on kill your mom's nigga yos on this
that I don't know.
Speaker 2 (57:20):
How to not do that, So do it, yea.
Speaker 1 (57:25):
Why don't you talk about being court sized at Atlanta?
Well we do that too, Yeah you could, you know,
of course out of Atlanta. This is the one time
I got secured by the way bell everybody scared of me.
Speaker 2 (57:35):
I don't know if you know. Everybody scared me and
my security.
Speaker 5 (57:40):
I got security, but he pretty much we feed him
and we pay him for free because he's never had
to have an argument with one person in his life.
Speaker 2 (57:47):
Right.
Speaker 5 (57:48):
And I told him when we went to that Atlanta
Hawks came, I said, listen, this is gonna be the
first time in your life you're gonna earn a check
because I'm ready to fight the whole stadium. I'm going
down for my next. Thank god, everybody was gracious. Everybody
showed us love. But like, like, I'm an asshole when
it comes to my next I gotta go over there.
Speaker 3 (58:11):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (58:11):
Why are you blaming other teams? Why are you blaming
other teams? Oh it's not the Atlanta Hawk's fault where
the knicks have been. They're just doing what you're trying
to do while you take it's misdirected.
Speaker 2 (58:27):
I gotta go. You didn't want to hear that, you know,
are you having a nervous breakdown? Like what is happening
right now?
Speaker 7 (58:38):
Like?
Speaker 2 (58:39):
What the fuck? It just got earily silences.
Speaker 5 (58:41):
Just some people, man, some people just you're you're right,
You're fucking right. Like it's like, you know, some people
got I gotta funk.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
I'm just gonna stop doing what you're doing. I'm just
gonna do what you're doing. You see, you just do this,
you do this every once in a while, stretching out
come back. You're you're a really you're patient. You got
that down. I'm trying to work on that patience.
Speaker 5 (59:08):
Well, if I had another guy that was crazy like me,
we'd have beef with the whole fucking planet Earth.
Speaker 2 (59:13):
Thank god, he's pulling me down to Joe Chill. What
do you what are you really upset about? If you
had to your nephew, and I'll get the funk about it,
I didn't really know he was a piece of ship.
Speaker 1 (59:27):
Well, your nephews affecting your life way more than the
Atlanta Hawks, and it seemed like you had way more.
You had way more like aggression towards them.
Speaker 2 (59:35):
If I'm upset about anything, it's dead.
Speaker 5 (59:39):
I hate getting old, like I like to be faver
young and I want to live fab So I want
the drugs to hurry up and come. I know once
I die, they're gonna make ship and make me live. Now,
you got this ship that make you help the peptids
and all that, but you like your direction ship is
going in. You want to see how this plays out?
Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Nah, this is gonna come out with cars in twenty
twenty seven that have all AI surveillance. They're setting this
up where one person can run the world because their
armies used to get spread out too thin. You're on
two fronts and you would lose. So this is what
they're doing. Like those fucking cars man that don't have
a driver, they're gonna sell those to people like oh yeah,
(01:00:22):
now you can fucking sleep on the way to work.
And it's like, yeah, that's also your own police car.
Like if they decide to make you think you're going
to the gym, you said the wrong thing. They're taking
into that fucking alligated island. There's nothing you can do sweatpants.
Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
I've been thinking about, thinking, you're gonna talk to the
barber down there, and you're not gonna.
Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Are you gonna not gonna talk to the bar No
post office? Are you gonna own robots?
Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
I you live long and left. Are you gonna own robots?
That robots?
Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
No, No, I'm gonna own a fucking robot. YO made
me got the geat. See that's the mistake. Is you
think you're gonna own it. That's the mistake. The robot's
gonna own me. Yeah, that's the surveillance. Your bugging your
own everybody they're doing with refrigerators. Oh no, everybody's bugged
in the house. Yeah. Why see this guy killed the girl,
the fucking.
Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
The singer, what's his name, Joe, don't get don't get
a robot and bring it in your house them.
Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
I'm already surveil door. Fucking day. They tapped my ass.
Now I'm tapped out.
Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
Lights fucking tap the light lord, that lord, the Lord,
the Lord turned the lights up.
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
That's the super pass. What I'm trying to tell you
is that earlier, is that that the barber isn't your
biggest problem when you go to jail. You don't even
got it. Fucking tax everywhere you go with your tap
for some reason. Good stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
I drove my wife's car the other day and I
try to get my bluetooth in. I want to hear
some gian right, and it wouldn't take. One of my
friends would say, man, you might have a good luck
it going in your wife's ship that every phone call
come your ways.
Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
They can hear every day. God. You know when you
got your phone to the laptop.
Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
My mam was like, yo, man, God is looking out
to make sure your phone don't go up on the
fucking ship.
Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
You know.
Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
No, I don't know what you're talking about, but yeah,
I think, uh, I think we're saville. I don't never
feel like we're not savelled. So I don't never say
ship that. I wouldn't say if they're wearing one hundred
people right in my face, and even if it sounds bad,
I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
I would say it in front of one hundred people.
Sometimes I'm very opinionated. Sometimes I say some ship that, right.
I just don't give a fuck. I'm going through that
trauma you used to go, so got it?
Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
You got it?
Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Yep, mall you got it. Yep, mall, let me tell
you stuff bad.
Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Let me tell you something, man.
Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Let me tell you about the number one ratings belt.
We came, speaking of the robot. We came.
Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
We put up the podcasts, and let me tell you
some of these other podcasts. They look like fucking dinosaurs
right now. They're doing like fucking robot man, for real.
Like I look at I try to look at all
these podcasts. Maybe ten minutes. I'm like, man, these guys
in trouble, like you even get with the program or not.
I ship got fluidity. I shipped every day. We've got
(01:03:27):
a different fluidity. We got a different Didn't you just do.
Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
A podcast to not start beef with every other podcast
out there? I mean, my students. Really, it's a poutiful
it's a peaceful space. Anybody can do it. You don't
have to come after all these people.
Speaker 5 (01:03:44):
Now, I want beef with everybody, But you figured it out.
There's only one that said where you're going after first three?
Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
I went at it. Ellendie, generous. Have one you don't like? Though.
Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
I tried, like I'm not gonna lie you to try
to start like the East Coast, West Coast North South podcast.
I tried first episode. I was like, fuck, everybody whoever want?
Nobody responded like nobody was started, nobody waiting for it.
Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
I can't. I can't how much longer? Like, well, you,
I just can't like this. None of this ship makes
you want to beef with Pete Davis? Did you know you.
Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Start everything? You just step into insanity. It's like the
logical and you just yes, you just like I am
trying to go talk to you, and it's just like
I don't know where to.
Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Jump in Bill.
Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
People who really know you, they'd be like, Yo, that's
the wrong guy to give you that fucking therapy right there. Yo,
two time, we gotta call coffee NBA talk, So you like,
what's your team?
Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Did you just want to a coffee in the middle
of all of that? That was just like fucking like,
what just happened?
Speaker 7 (01:04:57):
You were?
Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
You were here? You at at a restaurant.
Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
You just said you were in a fucking Taliban cave
for shooting your show.
Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
You don't give a fuck. It's good to the ball,
You're good to go. We got this. We're at the
hotel room, same ship. Hotel.
Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
You put that light to see where the stemens at
in that fucking room. You wouldn't want to sleep in
that bitch.
Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
All right, I'm glad I fucking did my podcast before
I talk to you. Jesus Christ. All right, you're gonna
bring up what NBA NBA. I'm a hockey guy. I
watched hockey. Oh yeah, I heard it. That's why when
somebody brings up NBA.
Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Left in the who's left in the playoffs?
Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Oh, it's the first round, so everybody's left.
Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Who's the best team?
Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Probably the Avalanche, and I'd say in the East is
probably Carolina. But the best first round matchup has been
I feel it has been Canadians versus the Tampa Bay Lighting,
Like the first three games went into overtime. And then
also it's good when it's good for Hawks, when the
Canadians are good, even though they're.
Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Like always right, yeah, Ye're always good, right.
Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
It's like baseball wasn't fun when the Yankees sucked in
the eighties. It's like, as a Boston fan, I want
to beat them, but I want to beat them when
they stink.
Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
You know, you want to you want to Boston.
Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
One time I went to Boston and they had a
Yankee hat on, and no fucking restaurant would let me
eat dinner there because I had a Yankee hat on
and I wouldn't take the shit off. Yeah, I went
to like eight fucking restaurant. You guys are terrible over there, boss.
I hate the Yankees like that, right.
Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Uh, we did until we won and then the movie ended,
and then ESPN tries to keep it going.
Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
But this is not the same.
Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Yeah, so you would chant nineteen eighteen, then we won,
so you can't chant that. You got twenty seven. Nobody's
gonna catch up with that. So there's really nothing going on.
But at this point, it's kind of about the Dodgers
where there's sort of like a hedge fund spending like
a billion dollars. I don't know, I'm not into that,
like it's going to cause a strike. I think the Dodgers, yeah,
(01:06:55):
because then other players are gonna want to get paid
the way they're getting paid on the Dodgers, and then
they their owners, certainly the owners like the Pittsburgh Pirates,
who should be kicked out.
Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Their owners should be kicked out.
Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
They're not going to want to pay anybody, so then
they'll be like a lockout and that dumb shit.
Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
So the Pittsburgh Pirates don't pay.
Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Well because they have like that whole you know, somehow
like the collective revenue of the TV contracts. I don't
know how it is, but like they can somehow own
that team and never try to be competitive and still
make like millions and millions of dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
No, it's it's brutal because they were so it's like
a tank.
Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Yeah, they've been tanking since Barry Bonds, since Willy starred You. No, No,
Willie starg was the real real deal. But they were
winning them. They wanted like sixty one, they won one
of the early seventies, and they won in seventy nine
and didn't do swell in the eighties, and somewhere along
these guys came in and bought that team.
Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
And that ended up and they were just in it
for the money. It's terrible. You know what's crazy is
I'm a big.
Speaker 5 (01:07:56):
Yankee fan, but I really loved that Down the Dodge
is the Asian guy fucking incredible. This guy he'll pitch
a game, he'll hit a home run a game, he'll
play the outfit.
Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
This guy is fucking no, he's in bab Ruth. He's
second coming because he's playing against everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:08:16):
He's pitching, he's playing the field, he's fucking hit and
he's better than Babe Ruth.
Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Babe Ruth did win a cy Young for pitching. He did, Yeah,
he did. I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
No, I didn't know.
Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
The babe you got any of your fucking on intelligent
questions over there.
Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
I asked him things that he came here. He asked, Now,
let me tell you something.
Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
Listen, Yo, bill Man, thank you for coming to the show. Man,
We'll forget my tickets. Man, I'm coming to show.
Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
It was an honor to come here. I'm I'm I'm
a huge fan of both of you guys, and I
love what you're doing in here. And uh yeah, I
you know.
Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
This is that Eddie Murphy thing I learned go on
every podcast. Everybody comes to the show, it's a better show.
So yeah, because they have me on the white guy
email list, Live Nation does so they just put out
the blast. And I couldn't figure out why because I
would come and I would, you know, wherever I be,
I've run into some black guy would come up to
me and be like, oh man, I love your ship.
Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
When are you doing the show. It's like, oh, I was.
I was last night. I was right over there, were
you come.
Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
I didn't know. You know that they say, they yeah,
that's what they do.
Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
Certain white people don't know they're cool in the hood
like that, Like they just don't. Cause fucking last week
Maury Povich came there and I fucking thought it, like
the best guy in the fucking universe came Like, I
didn't know.
Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
I'm much of a fan of Maury. I ain't sitting
here like, what the fuck this is?
Speaker 5 (01:09:51):
Maury covid you all the father the whole time. I
swear to God, I'm like, this ship.
Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Is fucking know.
Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
But I think that's the That's one of the best
things as a performer, when someone as different as you
could be comes up and says that they like your stuff.
You know, some guy from like Kashka Stan stopped me
on the street. It was saying, oh, I love you,
love your stuff. I was just like, all right, that's
that's you know, you got a comedy club over there.
Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
I'll head over.
Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
You know, you go to Morocco. They got the little guy,
you know about the little guy he ain't got about
this little.
Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
All right, is hoodie something I'm in. I'm in on
this one. Have you met the little guy? There's a
little This did not come unnoticed that this match is this.
Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
I mean, I don't know how long it takes black
ass to get dressed in the morning, but that that
is fucking impressed that that would take me, that would
take me.
Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Just to find that guy.
Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
Let me tell you something. There's a little guy. There's
a little guy in Morocco. He's a fucking grown man
with a suit this big, and you meet him being
the clubs and ship like that? How did you meet
this guy in the clubs? But you know, we got
(01:11:12):
the proof.
Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Fritz Montana came. He's from Morocco. He said, he knows
the little guy.
Speaker 5 (01:11:17):
And then when you seen video and pictures, we gotta
meets a little bit in Morocco.
Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
What does he do? Smaller than a watermelon?
Speaker 5 (01:11:24):
They got a picture of him with a suit on
a watermelon, sitting like he was on the fucking Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
He's that little he's got a vibe. He's the man.
Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
He's got a cause, you said, Kazakhstan. The only thing
I got to think of a character stand is Borat.
Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Bor Rat. He's a lie. Go google this guy. He's
the real guy everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
Thought of man Bryan, Yes, I knew what the one
named I as boys ain't.
Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Yeah, the first one. He's like six. No, he's a
grown man. Where's the camera?
Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Yeah, he still looks like. I'm not saying he's not
a dwarf. Did somebody get how old he is? All right, Okay,
he's too young to be in the club.
Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
Whatever the fuck? No, I knew it. Dominican guy like
that too. Apparently those little guys, I think you got
a fish.
Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Students.
Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
I've been him to a bunch of fucking countries. I
don't run into these little guys. He's fucking believe it.
In that picture Bill he was twenty. I don't know.
He's a grown ass fucking man.
Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
Nelson died the one from for he knows Botibulltom South
of the Manka. A new guy used to hang out
with us in the bront You know who used to
hang out with us? Stephen Baldwin. You know Stephen Bowen, Yes,
the handsome brother.
Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
He used to come down to the Bronx with us.
What happened? Handsome brother used to hang out with us
to do. I gotta do a benefit tomorrow. Just letting
you know if you're gonna wrap my brother. All right, yeah,
check this out. This ain't that.
Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
That, ain't this cracky makes a noise for Bill bird baby.
Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
All right, Hey, thank you so much for having me.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Brother. The easiest podcast
I have
You are a character man, No, you are a you
are You're not even trying and you just are Listen
in a pick he can't say something, and he said,
you grew up in a loud house. Listen, let me
(00:22):
tell you something I got Hey, Joe has something to say.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, yeah, what up y'all? Freedom of speech? This is
Joe cracked the doll. Let's get to.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
A baby, your boyd Jada.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
You know what it is that Joe and jadas show
every show legendary, every show iconic, and we got the pressure.
Today's show is very I cun when you think of
today's guests. They wrote the sincre Legafe's part of my wint.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I like that. I'm a legend. But he's gotta read
what I did. Get it right. I want to yo,
you want to get it right. We don't want to
take guys. It shows me. Let him go, let me.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Tell me think, Let me give you the back and
let him give you a flower.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Let him set you up right. He's doing to.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
One take tell everything one take over here. You got
this new deal with Netflix. It's a lot of stipulations
and rules and you know what I mean. So if
I just give my Bill Burden, they're gonna call back.
We gotta do some raid overs and take this out
and you know stipulations.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Okay, let's see if you can read this ship. I
can definitely read it. I mean like you can't be
in your eyes, brother.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I ain't like your leg.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Okay, were you thinking leg? Don't listen to this guy
ship working?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Got he got ship my calf right there in the
Google my citizen in the Artys in London.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It's in the Lloyds in London. But you blow out
your achilles. No, I don't got blew out his calf
wrapping it up. Not even doing sports there, huh? Doing
sports or just wrapping dodging.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Bullets, jumping over camels. Were you thinking today's guess you
think of a man who built himself from nothing, no gimmicks,
no safety net, just frawd truth in the balls to
say what everybody else's thinking. A stand up legend, broadwayst star,
(02:53):
a podcasting pioneers, millions of boy you listeners worldwide.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I mean, no, me remmy.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Nominee about to be a major motion picture start. A
man who went from the street to Boston the Hulu special.
Now I was in the suburbs, the suburbs of excuse
me to the Broadway stage.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
It still spinds time to argue about Biggie and Pot.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Funny as hell, brutally honest and one of the most
respected comedians alive today.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Make some noise for the one and only Bill Burn.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
All Right, I don't know if I can follow that.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
How to tell you he's gonna, he's gonna, he's gonna
give you the rollout. Just stay patient. You know, how
do you do your podcast? You gotta set up like.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
This, No, I just uh, I have a microphone that
I I put into my phone, and I just I
do it.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
That White people, man, they ain't gonta spend no money
for the not true nothing this.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, I see now, what's my man?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
No day, he's my man to beat bete Ah Davis,
Pete Davison, then again his mother's basement and some shit
eating nacho cheese number one rate.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Like you ain't gotta do shit that's not true, it's
not true, like everybody else, everybody. This is how they
all started.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
They started with just you know when when it first
came out, I started doing the podcast in the late
two thousands. You actually called up a phone service and
recorded your phone call on like a flip phone.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You would record the podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
And it started off as five minutes and it became ten,
and then people started writing in and that type of stuff,
and then most people moved on to this having like
a studio or something. But I didn't want to have
a guest because I didn't want to deal with people.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You know, artists being like, oh was that today, blah
blah blah.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
And then I got to like, you know, you know,
just do all this extra work and stuff, and I
already got enough shit in my life, so I just
wanted to keep it simple. And I also like doing
it like more like underground type of thing, you know,
where it's just whatever I say, I say and then
I don't edit it.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You know. I didn't want it to be a bunch
of work.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
So I never progressed if I have a guest, we
go into a studio, but if it's just like I
did one this morning, I just did in the hotel room.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Season got the I like that, get it done wherever
you at. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
And plus Netflix never came to me going, you know
what we want you to Yeah, we want you to
be Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I've never I've never.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
We spend the bag. You know, we spend the bag.
You know, motherfucker's hitting us from all lover. Officially, everybody
that works for us got to connect with Jordan New Balance.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
There's the fucking two time of felon.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
They sending them New Balance now from the Penny office,
Kelly come in with the new Travis shit on. Everybody
got loose shit on their feet out here like this.
Fucking Apparently they're getting seated by all of the top
brands in the country because they work on the Joe
and Jadas show.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, but then with that comes stipulations, he said. And
I can't deal with that.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I don't. I don't like say any bit of Bill's time.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
But I want to know what happened to you at
the casino this weekend, because they call me the Indians,
they say, your partner.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
He don't want to get off the table. Man. What
was it? Man? What was the atmosphere? What he started?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
He had my my free time. I like to play
black jack.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
It's not a problem. I'm not.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
And I had to stay another day and get my shirt.
You got a.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Motherfucker. I don't gamble. I gambled for the sake of
the show. You got a gamble, and.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I don't know how it sounds like that guy that
gets prostitutes who goes like you're paying for it anyway.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
You all know this is definitically you are larger amount
when you do it at home. When you pay for
it at home, you paying a large amount. Now I
got a nineteen year old daughter, I'm paying twice.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
What you talking about?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
This ship?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Is this bag? Then should be in the clear at
nineteen right.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Hell no, it just started nineteen cliport fuck out of here.
These people, man, are you crazy? I got one nephew
now he says he's not gonna move. He's a hoarder.
And Mike and Mike, yeah, my name's going the ship.
I tell him you John, John this time you are
you gotta get about you know what I'm saying, get
a job, do something. He talked about he knows his rights.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
My nephew is a fucking arder. He's a squatter.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
What order he's the squatter.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
He's not my nephew. Know more. Today I said, man,
let him show. How are you gonna what pressure are
you going to do it? Did it on them? Way
in right here? Coming up upstairs they talk to you.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
What are you gonna do? Are you?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
That's a hard one because that's that's a relative nod.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Send some guys over there to beat the ship out
of him.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
And pull him up out of the apartment. He's gonna
get paid. You know, you didn't. You wouldn't. You wouldn't
say that on the podcast. I wouldn't say discriminating yourself.
Why would you do that? That's family business, man. You're
not allowed to beat the ship out of your family members.
That's some loophole. That's what you You really got permission
to fuck up your family?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Right?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
What's next? John Jones taking the stand against me? Like, Yo,
this is that's where that's gonna go. That is gonna
get really ugly, and then people are going to take sides.
You got to deal with that immediately.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Man, it's hard. How you've been doing this a long time.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Hard is for you to be You have to you
have to say from the first one, you have to
be like, this is a one time only. If you're
getting that sense from somebody, you know, but a lot
of times, you know, scumbags, they're good at hiding that.
So then you got to kind of like anticipate it. No,
that's happened to me too. I'm speaking from wasn't a relative,
(08:51):
but like you know, I don't like talking about that ship.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
But yeah, you can get into that problem quickly.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
So what I always say to somebody is if you're
strugg when all right, if you're reaching up, I'll try
to pull you out, But if you're face down, digging
it deeper, I'm not. I'm not helping you out. And
that's what you're doing right now. And then you know,
people who do shit like that usually don't take accountability.
So then they tried, oh you changed and you blah
blah blah blah blah. It's like now, I grew up in.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
A project building with a thousand families, so I done
got hit with every y'all don't paid for two hundred funerals.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
No bullshit.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
The other day I came out the nickgame and it's
some random dude came up to me say, ooh you
paid for my uncle's funeral. Man, thank you, Joe. Just
like Survivor's guilt, my shit is legendary. Like I took kids,
hundreds of guys and they're all pieces of shits too.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
They all end up pieces of shits.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
No, I'm telling you the youth, they all I wasted
my time and my money with these motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Like it's like, because what the loyalty? Huh? Because of loyalty,
because your sense of saying, you lawyer, look at that.
I got a nephew.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
I've been paying the bills for like for years and
years and years. Now he's saying he's the squatter. He's
not gonna move. He's a piece of shit, right, I mean,
there's no other way to take it around that, whether
to get that one back.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
It's a calculating piece of shit.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
It's a piece of shit. Well, he's not that intelligent.
Somebody fed them the system. Somebody told John John's system.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Then just telling me isn't right because if you didn't
read it, he's not gonna know it. And then you
don't handle it.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
It you already know when it's a real moment, you
need a real bottle. That's why we rock with eighteen
hundred tequila. These people been making tequila for eleven generations.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
That's a legacy, that's the og status.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
They were the first to introduce a NAJO set the
standard before most of these brands even existed and.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
You could taste the difference for real.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
The eighteen hundred Cristillino and Resposato is what we've been
on late. Move clean elevator, no rough edges to supreme
im poor.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
That speaks for itself. You know when something is just
built right, that's what this is.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Real talk, That's just what it is.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
It's always around for the best night's winds celebrations to
remember that night stories.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Whether you're keeping it low key with the crew or
you pull up to something big. Eighteen hundred fits every secady.
It ain't trying too hard. It's just this that eighteen
hundred te kuiler, real legacy, real smooth.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
That's the move.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
All you want normal family? Right? Does anybody have normal family?
You have normal family.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
A percentage. I think everybody gotta.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Put somebody's whole family is doing. Nobody's family's doing.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
No, not every less. You can't go from the whole
tree and everybody's nor eavy leaf on a tree.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
No got crazy family too. What would you describe as
your crazy family members?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
All of us have our own brand of it, all
of us have.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Yeah, but what what what would you compare one of
your crazy family members? What do you mean to what
crazy like a crazy uncle, crazy aunt.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
You go to.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
It's just more like trauma and however you processed it.
So like with me, I was like I used to be.
I kind of had this miracle. I got over my anger,
which I didn't think was ever going to happen.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah, I just score a heart attack or stroke at
this age, you gotta calm that ship.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Dang.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, yeah, no, it was it was just time. I
was just I was down.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I figured it out through an acting gig because I
figured I figured out why I was fucked up.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I had to do some scene. I'll just tell it
to you quickly.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I had to do some scene and I was just
reading the lines and it was making me emotional and
it wasn't a sad scene and I couldn't figure out why.
And I was like, oh, because this is you know,
I don't know just how you were raised to be
a man. You had to like walk away ninety nine
percent of your emotions. But when I act, these these
characters are feeling shit that's in the vault. So I
opened that up and what comes out is other shit
(13:20):
that's been trying to because you think, like, oh, you
know if you're going to cry as a guy, like
I'm not crying, and you think it went away.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
It didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
It's still there and then it like comes out during
the holidays or some shit. You know, but you should
have just fucking cried it out right, because so I
got on the other side of that. I figured that out,
Like I kind of opened the door. So now I
can feel all the emotions and so I have options
rather than flipping out, laughing or saying I don't give
a fuck. So that's kind of like in as far
(13:48):
as like other people in my family, I don't like
talking about what because, you know whatever, we all went
through it in our own way.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
So, uh, I processed it finally.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
It's weird, man.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I didn't think it was going to take that long,
but it did. It's crazy better late than that.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah, No, now it's weird because now I'm like kind
of happy, go lucky, and I'm not an angry dude
around the house.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
So my wife, you know, she doesn't quite trust it yet.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
After twenty something years of flipping out over nothing, but
now she's starting to kind of understand it.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
So it's been cool. No, no, no, I was cool too,
you know, I do.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
I do my aunt in my office and I just
mind my business is like therapeutic, and they know he's
in there and I'm just minding my businesses. I think
she got a good setup nowadays. I don't trust nobody
and trust shit. I'm going nowhere. So if that's what
you wanted, you're a man in that house.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
That motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
So I education he's got that six hundred yards stare
when he's talking about I can see all the shit
you've been.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah, I'm telling you the truth. I don't tell nobody
loan on it. I don't want to go nowhere no more.
I go to Atlanta. I go to Atlanta for uh
the game.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
For the game.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
When I tell you this, second I walk off the plane,
most beautiful girl comes up to me, Joey, I'm saying,
the second you know it's or you had their The
door opened up and you got the girls that do
the wheelchair and a beautiful girl. Joey, welcome to the A.
I'm like, seek the kingdom, nigga, Seek the Kingdom.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I don't know what that means. Stay in the lord's dress,
Seek the Kingdom.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
I walked two three steps, Joey, I'm like, nah, this
ain't it's the devil's in the air.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I gotta stay.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
You know, if a beautiful woman's pushing a wheelchair, you
know there's something wrong.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Well, it wasn't her, It wasn't her.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
It was all right.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I was gonna say that that doesn't fight with me.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Was like, oh, I didn't know you wonder same flight
as me, and just fucking you know immediately nicely.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I have a lot of empathy for Nick fans. You do, Yeah,
I do because one of my best friends, Paul Versey,
stand up comedian, like his belief every year. It's almost
it hurts me as a friend to see how much
he believes. Every October. It's like that guy who just
can't break up with that girl. You know, it's just
like she's gonna break your heart.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Call me Bendalehole Records. They say, I'm signing to Bendale
Whole Record. That's like Sucker Records. Every year I think
that Nick's gonna win.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
I go fo to do something to your man, because
they got the same they got the same disease. You
don't have it.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Kiss You sound like you a fake fan fan work.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah, I'm definitely not a giant. The Jets friend everything
New York. I'm US Open. You're a tennis fan. Yes,
I heard it in that Yes, no, no, he was like,
I love it. Let me tell you some the biggest secret.
Let me tell you something. You can just tell it
(17:03):
to me, Joe. You know not the white white interest today.
Let me tell you something today a thing for the
white people. But not just because you're obviously Caucasian.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
But the Caucasians have kept stuff away from us that
we don't know that we should be. We never knew
about the US Open. I went over there a couple
of years ago. Everybody got a mess on. They feeding
you lobster Benny Hannes over here. I said, this ship,
I could get you there. I could be a fucking
all squad. They know they can't no off the change.
(17:39):
You are so beautiful. I went to a hockey game
two years ago. It was the most lit fun ship
you ever been to it you ever been to a
hockey game, the best place you'll ever go in your life.
But the white people never told us that. They never say, Yo,
this is actually show.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
It's really fun. It's like you guys on TV. It's
I know what you're saying though, because tennis is not
even for all white people.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Well who's it for them? Yeah? Certain for the Formula
one that was all illuminati. All the tennis has one. Yeah,
well that's the thing they take.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
No, they make they make all white people feel like
they're part of the Wimbledon club. Oh, so we do
what we're supposed to do against you guys, so they
can take all of it.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
That's what they do.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
So they make it seem I went to Wimbledon. I
went to Wimbledon last year, Joe. If I get a word,
I fucking I did. I fucking didn't.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I feel like I feel like he's on my podcast,
he's the guest.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I went to Wimbledon earlier this year and like, dude,
the level of white there was like it was astounding
to me.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
It was astounding to me, and I was. I was
with this woman.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I go, you want to freak any of these guys out.
I go just walk up to any of them and
just sit down next to them and whisper in their ear,
go hey, I know what you did, and then walk
away and just watch the No, that's just crazy. Yeah,
nobody did that to me. They all have like that
heart attack spray in their breast pocket. Yeah, I'll be
fucked for like a moth, like yo, who is that
(19:20):
woman that just can't be said?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
That's your bug? Me the fuck?
Speaker 5 (19:25):
But you know what before you but they were sitting
next to the fucking before you came, Royalty.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Was here, she she's she's white.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Right now, I think I agree with that period that
Atlanta it's different kind of white people.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
He just told you that, but I'm confirming.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
I went to the fucking Atlanta game, Nicks in the
Atlanta and they had.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
The white you know, the white different kind of white.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Necks in the Atlanta Nicks the Hawks Knicks against the Hawks, yes,
but sitting behind me mm hmm with these white people
and you know they're like George Bush and Barbara I guess,
a different kind of white Like they don't get out much.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
They just come for the game.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
And they were looking like, who's this fat motherfucker from
New York that they were allowing to act like a
complete sit in front of me, sit in front of
me and act like an asshole in the most legendary
way like they would look.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
They were trying to figure this shit out, like you know, they.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
Went back home to ride horses and shit like that,
like this ship was great.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I'm not Wait a minute, you know they are you
also being obnoxious though, so it's not all them.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
I'm not a good sport. I'm a bad sport. I'm terrible.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
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Speaker 1 (20:36):
In Atlanta, they built them a brand new baseball stadium
and my people would not drive into it because they
didn't like the traffic. So then they just gave it
to Georgia Tech, I believe, and then they built a
whole new one that has just as much traffic.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
But everybody shows up. Now that's it, you know. The
strangest things happened, you know. So I've seen Dolan, you
know Dolan, the owner of the Knicks. Yeah, the musician,
he's the musiciant. That's my god, that's my guy.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
But when I tell you, Dolan looks for the most part,
like watch him Jamorrow's game.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
He looked like he don't want to say Dolan.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
He was at Game seven at the last time they
was in the Eastern Conference finals, like this, he was asleep.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I see him. He got to be the hardiest, oldest.
He was in the front store.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
The man saw me.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Like this, that's what you got. Too much money? He
didn't even care.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I think he's in the music like I think if
it was a band. I think he pays attention. Live
you liked what you love.
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Speaker 5 (23:58):
You know I'm meant to graffiti and they dropped the
new video, yes, city right, not guilty for it. And
I'm the only ass or going running to YouTube to
see the guys who.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Hit the train.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
It's just everybody got their own ship. He wouldn't get
off the fucking table. I got the call right me.
I'm addicted to gray medi what's your addiction?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Man? What is it?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
It was boo, it's not fencing on. No, No, you
worked in Vancouver. I worked in Vancouver. That fucking skid
row puts l A the shame. Free drugs. Yeah, they
they decriminalized it, so they just come here and do
your drugg They sell the drugs to free. When I
(24:45):
went to Canada and I seen this, I thought they
let you sell drugs. This is yeah, you can't interrupt
and then go go ahead tell them, tell them what
you were simple. I was telling to me here about this.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
So shit is they decriminalized drugs because they they acknowledged
that addiction is a disease.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
But they just stopped there.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
They didn't then try to get him help, as far
as I can tell, so they're just out there fucking smoke.
It's insane. And everybody folded in half. That fenny fold
is insane, like dude, I'm telling you guys, before the
drugs couldn't touch their toes, and now their face is
like looking at their house. Yeah, that's what I was
talking about. Nobody on fentanyl has ever pulled a hammy.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
No.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Never.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
They sit there for twenty minutes, fucking head down to
the ground.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
They got in Pennsylvanians. Philly is caught a drink. It's
tranquilize you in America. You what when you go home,
you go on YouTube and look for the Philadelphia drink.
You won't believe this.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Okay? What is that Tomby's tombis every time you think
they like it's not going to go further.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Oh, nobody figures it out furthest it can go other
than death as of right now.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah, you see them bring guys back to life.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
They overdosed, and the guys mad that they woke them up,
like yo, that it was the best shit.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Why you woke me up? You fucked up my hind
like it's Ada Patroll.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
But what I was gonna say to you is I
used to sell drugs, right, So there's always a piece
of toro. You just segues of criminality. There's always a
piece of criminality.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
So when I go to what you said in.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Vancouver and I see it said, shit, you could sell
drugs here and not go to jail if it feels
like that, right, Like yet that skin roll with you.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I didn't look at it that way. I did.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
I looked at it and like, Yo, we're gonna make
a fucking killing out here.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Like these guys are letting you sell drugs like it
looked like and you don't have.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
To hide your money. Then no, no, I understand. That's
what sucks about being a criminal is you have to
hide your money. You gotta drive lesser of the car,
or if you get on the corporate side, you can
steal legally and you can drive down the street with
a like.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
A top head on. Tell you something.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I went to Denver, like like one of those bankers
from the fucking eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Let me tell you something. All you mobsters went legal
I used to go. They did. They got to the
legal stid of stealing they went. I used to go
to Denver, the first place to legalize marijuana.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
They're doing all their scams. The fucking lottery is the
numbers stortion, they do, all of that. They do everything
they do every fucking thing. They do it legal.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
They do it legally. God bless those guys. He's a
great guy.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
We got at That's why I sucked. They caught Luigi.
I wanted to see him finish this list.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, yo yo, I wanted to see oh yo, the
family say. This is why, this is why I do
my fucking above my garage. You don't give a fuck,
No I do? You do? I do because I don't
want to deal with that because they always do that ship.
(27:57):
So you know what it is.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
You can do hunger games. You cannot do reverse hunger games.
That's how it works. You can, you can, you can
sell them a movie. Yeah the future. Five guys have
money and they're run around shooting people. Oh wow, that's great.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
You do it the other way. Those people you were
eating fucking come back and they're gonna kill you guys. Well,
I mean that's kind of a message that you know,
we don't want to put up. That's how that works.
That's why I do it above the garage.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
No stipulations, Joe, do you want to be stipulation free
as much as you can?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
You want to limit stipulations. There you go, look at that,
that's your problem, Joe.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
You got too many stipulations in your life, and you're
wearing it on your face.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Wearing it on your face.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
That's why he's dressed in his fucking tracksuit. He's trying
to compensate for all the stipulations in his life.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
I grew up with. You were dressed like it's Sunday morning.
Let me tell you something. The bill Monday, it's the
first stay of the week. Look at Shony. You look
like you just had some cereal.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
You look like the serial killer in this movie fucking Apex.
Anybody's seen that movie on Netflix Apex. He looked like
the motherfucking killer. It was fucking killing everybody.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
This guy.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Don't wonder you on fucking Netflix. You was killing everybody.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
Cheri's theory. That's the guy, yo, motherfucker serial killer. How
you bring Luigi's man in this, sir, right? Fucking Luigi?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Huh? How about the fact that whole crime was on camera?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
That didn't disturb any of New Yorkers that you live
in a police state, man, I standing, you gotta stop
the guy. They had him all until he went behind
a tree. They couldn't film him. They had that whole thing.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
They got that that's how I think, that's how they
solving crime. It's no longer like real. It's true. You've
seen Jesse Smleyette Fellow actor. Can you just say this
fully yet smelly yet?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
I like Fellow.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
That's better than Smellet. Smelly yet.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
I've seen and heard a lot of ship in my life.
Justy Moullet took the fucking cake. You hear me, he
might as well go down like poor revealed, like reacted.
They backed him up. He said he got beat up.
They backed the film up, and he's rehearsing choreography with
the guys who beat him, like yo, get yo.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Esse smelly yet they Jesse Scullie, that's my favorite thing ever?
He fucking Togevin.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Oh, I guess it's Smellet just even I know that
he's smelly saying the wrong.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
He likes. No, I get it.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
That's lokey. I don't respect you because you lie. I
get it. So I'm not going to respect you enough
to say your name right. I like that, you know?
Can I take that and pick up the flag after
further review? Even if I love you, I get further review.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I understand why I got took my bad b replaying
the down, replayed the down.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
My side took the fucking flag back. I got a
shick no two time of felon that that comes with age.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
You can admit when you're wrong. This guy works on
the stage, he's called tu time a.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Fella doing a live talk cannot can I come I
come check you out?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yeah, absolutely, I was saying before we came on, uh
him telling that story, the guy taking the dap back,
the amount of comedians.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
I sent that to we all we do.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
All we talked about was how masterfully comedically you told
that story.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
It was fucking amazing, fucking amazing. Tell it to brother
there you go. Let me tell you something. I hate
these guys.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Dude, you are a character man, No, you are a
you are You're not even trying and you just are
listen and he can't say something, and he said, you
grew up.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
In a loud house. Listen. Let me tell you something
I got. Joe has something to say. We're here for you, Joe.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
You can never see me DJ Khalid and Nori on
a regular not camera, just in the in the crib eating.
Can't nobody get a work y'all? Let me fucking talk, yo,
I got some mistake.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Can I talk now? Like we just the whole conversation is,
can we talked? Were just screaming at each other because
nobody's listening. Nobody wants to fucking you know, everybody wanted.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Nobody wants to know.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
What I was gonna say, is I hate these guys,
these guys he's talking about.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Just look smollyet moved on.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
Not small at that's been gone. One of one of
the icons that I love living legends. Uh one caller Auntie.
I just love her so much as Stephanie Miles. And
she says, she goes where she's celebrated now where she's tolerated,
and it's a lot of motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
That go where they tolerate.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Well, you know, we really don't want you here, but
you there, right. So that's that story that he's telling us,
Like he took his dap back, like what are you
even doing it? We don't even really fuck with you,
you know, and with me. You know, I've been doing
this thirty something years and we went through a phase
where we were the number one guys in the world.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
So every groupie that you could think of was trying
to latch onto us.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Every groupie to come twenty five years later and the
young young brother from the Bronx a boogie. Now he's
the biggest he says, Joe, I'm doing this big show.
Come by, and I go to his dressing room and
the same groupies from Fat Joe and Big Pun in
nineteen ninety seven are.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
In the eight Boogies.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
These are grown man groupies in a boogies room, Like, Yo,
you want a piece of cake?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
You wanted this? What the fuck is?
Speaker 5 (34:04):
Like they you know, and then they say they tell
they family, I'm in the industry. They tell they family, Yeah,
I'm in the industry. You know, in this industry. I'm like,
what industry is? These people fucking talking about what qualifies
you for being in the industry?
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Tell me that in and in no, no, no, get paid.
That could make one. If you're in some type of
entertainment you're getting paid. That's a good one, you know.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Because these guys they turn around and say they in
the industry, They tell their families they broke the shit
and their job is groupie and they get the DAPs
taken back, like, yo, my man, we don't fucking know
you man, Get the fuck out of here, Like I.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Mean, it's amazing to me. That's an industry. Just for
the record, I understood the story when he told you,
understood the story, understood it. Yeah, I didn't know why
you were with that, Joe. I don't know where the
fuck I'm going. I just it just always lands. It
always lands. It just like the fucking ARTI does. It does?
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What's that space ship?
Speaker 1 (35:13):
The art messengers might not be there when you land,
like you land land whatever you were flying that.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
Mother buna makes sense. And then sometimes I catch a
little all time, it's just something. Sometimes I freeze up
and they'd be like, what the fuck I'm talking about?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
And then I get it.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Bam, you was talking about this, y'all get it there.
You know what I'm saying. Very important.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
I want to hear about the Social Record in for
a minute for you.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Oh Social Record, Socially RECOGNI That was the movie I
was doing when I was up in Vancouver when I
saw that that skid row.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
So I did, uh. I did like a week on
that movie.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
It's Aaron Sorkin movie, and it's not a sequel to
the Social Network.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
It's a.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Where that one showed how face book came about. This
is more showing sort of the results I think overall
of like social media and stuff like that. And it's
an amazing script.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I can tell you that. I think it's gonna be
an amazing movie.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
I read really slow, right, so when I got the script,
it was like one hundred and forty five pages, and
I'm like, oh fuck. It is usually about one hundred
and five hundred and ten, so I have to literally
be like, all right, I read thirty pages a day.
I'll get through this shit in like four days or whatever.
I sat down, I couldn't stop reading it. I went
red in one sitting read the thing, and I went
there and was one of the most fun I've had
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shooting things. You know, cool actors and Aaron was great.
So I think that that comes out in like October.
But it's getting some good buzz. I'm already for you,
and you.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Are welcome to see it. This is like Tennis Breen,
You're welcome. You might be the next Marty Supreme. You
never fucking know. You never know. The Facebook movie might
be like the Ping Pong movie. You know I met.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you
Christmas Bill, because you look very intelligent.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Let me ask you feel like you're selling me a
bad car. I met, Hey, Bill, you're a smart guy.
The hood. He comes up, he's gonna what's going on.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
He's about the line you built.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I met the algorithm. How long is this podcast?
Speaker 5 (37:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (37:28):
No, I mean that a good way. I mean that
a good way. You are, Joe.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
We're gonna get you fascinating. He's gonna get you into
next thirty minutes. Because my former mobster Joey Milinos here.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
We don't want him to take you. I'm the appetizer.
I mean, I don't want we don't.
Speaker 5 (37:44):
Want Joey to pull you to the side that this
show and tell you, you know, your old dudes attack
and some ship like that.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
You know what I'm saying. But I'm in Natean Now.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
It's my favorite Jewish deli out in l A and
I'm gonna eat my split pea soup. Girl comes over, Hey,
do you want to meet the owner Instagram?
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Sha.
Speaker 5 (38:04):
I go over there, I meet the guy, the guys,
the fucking I said, oh shit, you're the algorithm, you
control Instagram.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
You're the fucking and he said, yep, well you could
say it like that. Joe, I am the algorithm. This God. Wait,
you met a guy in LA and you said you
are the algorithm, and he'm the.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
Fucking owner of Instagram. He's an algorithm. If I own Instagram, Ye, yeah,
you wouldn't admit to that. Victor, And fucking Victor meets
me and I feel like, hey, that's photography.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Let me light them up and give them two three
million subscribe. I can't. I'm the algorithm.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
Let me tell you something. Shout out to Michael Jackson
or the family. The movie's number one in the country.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Tada, He says, ship, and then when it's your turn
to talking, then goes, let me tell you something, and
then and then, and then then he keeps going, and
then he keeps going, and he keeps going.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
He got it. He gone, you got the easiest job
and show business. You just sit there. You just again
got to do is sit him and go. And then
he goes, let me tell you something. Let him back.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
I went.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I saw a band one night and this guy was
talking so much between songs. He was driving me nuts
because he was great. He talked for ten minutes one
time and then said, first of all, swear to god,
I was just sitting there going on to fuck you.
How about in conclusion? You're right, you want to know
what happens bail is do I have a choice? I mean,
you're gonna tell me either way.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Did you get a geek? Just tell me what happened? John?
Sometimes you get it? How many times a week do
you get your beard lined up? Every day? Actually?
Speaker 5 (39:50):
My baber fucked up? Today was his birthday. Should have
went there. What's up?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
He was supposed to come at eight in the morning.
I really would add that ship every time I see that,
and you'd be fucking.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
Paper cut your finger. My ship looked like three D
my ship. Like when I was in jail, the first
thing I got was a barber Swear to God. The
first thing I got said, who's the best ball in
this motherfucker? Motherfucker comes up poppy with the.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Fucker you and just hell you on your own wavelength,
Like I'm telling you, it's just your own fucking thing.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Who says that going to jail that they I don't
get fucked in the ass.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
He's like, I want my beer to look good when
I'm getting sexually assaulted.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
You know jail? True? Do I need to align with
so I don't get fucked in the ass. This guy.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
You guys got a post office. He went to jail
like Jimmy the jent in his own wing.
Speaker 5 (40:49):
The first thing I got was a barber. The barber
told me. I said, Yo, how much is the most
you get paid? Because I paid my bable hundreds of dollars?
Cut like for real, right to take the guy? Luckily
in jail, you can work a month doing some shit
and that you get paid. The sniggers, bar the motherfuckers,
they want five dollars. I'm gonna give you a hundred
dollars a month when I called you, But when I
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what when I called you?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
I don't care who you cutting?
Speaker 5 (41:19):
What's going when Joe Buffy, you gotta lead that you
gotta run appear from this?
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Is that a smart move?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Huh? Was that a smart move?
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Though?
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Letting people know you had a hundred bucks? A hundred bucks?
I'm fat Joe.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
Don't fucking they know him rich? When I'm walking down
you fucking great, That's what I'm saying now. Would immediately
attack Fat Joe the second.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
He went in jail.
Speaker 5 (41:41):
I'd have been like, Yo, you got to pay, you
got to pay. But anyway, I give him one hundred
bucks and I tell him yo. So I come out
there and he given Sunday by bye, mister Joe. He
started running up the ship in front of You know
what I'm saying, my ship and little cause it's all
(42:03):
a movie. It's all a you know, it's a production.
Its Steter.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
You know what I now? You failing on your own story. No,
I'm about that ship. I remember it on this marble
because I got faced.
Speaker 5 (42:17):
I got friends who did massive amount of jail time
in real jails, right, So I had like a pamphlet,
a preparation the night before, a pistol beefstad the miles.
I say, your pistol, how's it going to be for
mecause this is the first time I'm doing time.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
He said, Just like you live out here, you're gonna
live in there. You the dumkin. He ain't never lied
one and had that ship locked down.
Speaker 5 (42:43):
Chef Italian chef cooking for me monzamel fresh homemade ice crip, monzamel, mozzarella,
homemade fresh ice cream.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Or type of shit I had a guy used to
wash myself. You can eat ice cream off the fucking floor.
This ship was shokes. It's shiny as your fuck had
Bill Burr in the fucking floor.
Speaker 5 (43:02):
Yeah you threw that in because you know I'm not
buying all of this? What what was what ise of
cameras you would have had to pay? Let me explain, Sonny,
you see how many cameras is in here? There was
thousands of gay Wait.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Wait, hein't nobody saying he lying? Everybody?
Speaker 5 (43:20):
I had thousands of guys locked up with me, and
nobody say I'm lying. I tell these stories all the time.
You ain't got one person come out like nah, that's nah,
Yes it's true, Yes, it's true.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Joe had it like that.
Speaker 5 (43:35):
Sorry, sorry, not sorry, Phil burd They say I could
be good at fucking stand up comedian, but I don't know.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Man.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
It's much harder than just telling jokes with your friends.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
You're once you established your vibe because it took me
like ten minutes and then all right, I get this guy.
You just say something and then he answers a different
question and then you just listen.
Speaker 5 (44:01):
YOI you're very sharp because you're shot because you figured
doing this cell phone salesman shit to me.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
It's not buying the plane.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
It takes people. It takes people time to figure out Joe.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
You figured me out in ten seconds, No, ten minutes
was ten minutes. Can't shut the fuck up. I have
a problem.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
What do you think think that's do you think that's
trauma based? Ego based? Ego based, Shan, You need to
take your hood up. Your head doesn't get too hot.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
You know what happened was when I grew up, guys
like me wouldn't till they started right. So I'm from
the streets. There was a time bill where I used
to say, yo, no pictures. I'm in the club with
all all the drug dealers.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
That they going yo. And I'd be like, yeah, yeah,
no picks. Nah, I can't be in the pics.
Speaker 5 (44:50):
Or there was no storytelling because you couldn't trust nobody
to tell the story.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
So all these stories I had, I would not even
tell them. Shit. See I was the guy. You'd be like,
he's unapproachable, he's not a nice guy. You would see
him from far You'd be like, so when did that change?
As soon as the.
Speaker 5 (45:08):
Podcast and everybody say you could talk and you could
be cool now and Drake started making highline bling shit
like now I know when now highlighte bling, That's when
you allowed to be yourself once Drake was like you
yo yo yo. I said, oh shit, we ain't got
We ain't gotta live up to the stick. We could
just I know when now.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
I like Blain, that's it. I said, Yeah, you can
be yourself. Fucking be funny.
Speaker 5 (45:34):
Everybody likes the fucking uh form against the turned funny guy.
That's true. Everybody loves that. Remember what what the fuck
was that movie with the guy? Was it Robert de Niro?
Speaker 2 (45:45):
He was a gagster and then turned into a nice guy.
Analyze this. That was a motherfucker that movie. Huh. Everybody
likes a funny gangster. Yeah, I agree. I feel like Jeans.
(46:05):
You was selling them weed in the suburbs and shit
like Joe. I didn't smoke weed un till later in life.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
I always stayed away with me. Why because this guy.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
When I was in fourth grade came to our school
and he told us what it was like to have emphysema,
and he goes make a fist like this and try
to breathe through it.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
That's what happens if you smoke. So I was just like,
all right, I'm not fucking doing that.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
I was the one kid like he connected with, so
I wouldn't smoke anything, and but I you know, I
drank liquor, you know, lunatic, So I just went that direction.
So it wasn't until like my thirties. You know, he
can't drink alcohol your whole life. It beats the shit
out of you. So at some point, you know, and
I still had my demons, so I needed something to
take the edge off. So I started smoking weed. But
(46:52):
all the old people tell me that the weed nowadays
is not the way it used to be, and it's
like it's all like fucking chemicals. I know, guys that
who they used to smoke all the time when I
was younger.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
In like the eighties, they quit. They quit because they're
saying that the weed is too intense.
Speaker 5 (47:06):
Well, I'm looking at his heads and this motherfucker they like, yeah,
did you just have to smoke?
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Like all the older guys you smoke? Is the weed
the same as back in the day they were smoking.
They were smoking.
Speaker 4 (47:20):
Heat is like TVs. They had the TVs with the
big backs on them. Now and you got big TVs.
That's Gandma Colt carries light. You know what I'm saying.
That's what happened to the weed. It evolved, Kimmist, they
got more resources, more shit.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
He's right.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
You try to smoke weed with somebody who smoked in.
Speaker 4 (47:43):
The seventies and eighties, the weed to they'll blow they
fucking shocks.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Yeah, that happened to be at Thanksgiving. I went to
give somebody a dummy and she goes, it's not going
to do anything for me. I go, it's like ten milligrams.
She goes, yeah, I need at least one hundred. So
I was like wow, and then like an idiot whatever,
she was smoke and I took two hits of and
then after I was going like I shouldn't have done that,
and then like I sat down.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
I just wasn't. I wasn't a Thanksgiving, you know.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
For like three hours no, and my wife literally kept
saying like people kept trying to talk.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
To me, and she kept coming, he's useless, he's useless.
Nice and you wearing that in three D you hear it.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
It's like I was paralyzed, Like I was laying paralyzedbody
didn't know I could hear usless.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
You're useless.
Speaker 5 (48:23):
You know, I don't drink. I'll tell you some bullshit
my wife did to me. Man, the fucking Norri helped him.
So we have these like lunch dates with his wife,
my wine and we and Miami and we fucking Bell
Harbor and these guys start, you know, they drink from breakfast, right,
So everybody's drinking and Norri starts smoking blunts in the
(48:44):
middle of Bell Hall, like, nah, we violated Belle Hall.
But like you never seen in your life. And you
know they they love us there, you know we always shot.
Next thing I know is I'm getting I'm fucking drunk,
like a box of where he's about to get knocked
out that the motherfuckers don't stiff me dope, Like I'm
really like this.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
I'm standing up against the wall. It's like two in
the afternoon.
Speaker 5 (49:05):
I'm like, cause I don't really drink, I feel my
hand getting pulled, like pulled in the direction. So I'm
getting poolish my wife and I'm like stuck inside myself,
like I kind of know what's going on, but I'm
so fucking drunk there's nothing I can do. And she
(49:26):
takes me to the store. You know their stores. You
don't even want to look to the left. Them diamonds
are so shiny as shit. They the stores we know
we can't afford like grasp and shit like that, and
you just you just don't look at that ship when
you walk in the mall and all of a sudden
they open the door and not go in there now.
Nor he is supposed to be the drink jab the
(49:48):
more professional guy. He more drunk than me. Stuck, he's stuck,
he's works to me. They sit him in a chair.
The guy comes out and brings out these white gloves.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
Sh sh how you doing, mister Joe. Your wife's been
looking at this necklace here. This is the state of
the on I'm like, you fucker, I'm in my head.
Fuck your mother, you mother fucking said, and.
Speaker 5 (50:18):
She looking at me like, Askedy, you don't want that, right,
because because you know this ain't the store you're supposed
to go into.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
I'm like, you don't want that, right She's like yes, yes,
And I'm fucking fun. I'm like this, And Nori looked
more scared than me. And he's the drink chap. He
looking at me like, oh shit, man, I wind up
getting her that fucking necklace. This shit cost so much
fucking money.
Speaker 5 (50:44):
I remember tippy toe on out of that ship like
I was I never did that ship again.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
They never caught me, and I know how to learn
my lesson. You didn't drink your day.
Speaker 5 (50:54):
Never catch me in that fucking place drunk again in
my fucking life.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
That was like ten years ago. They you're not doing
it to me. Shame on you.
Speaker 5 (51:01):
What George Bush that you get me one time, shame
on me they get me the second time.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Fuck, No, I know I've seen the play. That's not
what he said. He said, what you fool me wants
shame on you. You fool me twice. Then he got
confused and then he just goes, hey, you're not gonna
fool me again. That's what he That's what he said.
(51:28):
That's why I always said I went to summer school too,
so I was forgot. I had a soft spot film
and said, I've been there. George. Yeah, we all know
what you were trying to say. It's all right, yo,
Joe and jadas show dot com.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
We got new first fresh off the presses.
Speaker 4 (51:49):
Go get it bag out of Big Jo and jadasshow
dot com.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
You can get the little Cole for T shirt.
Speaker 4 (51:58):
Willow.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
I need an extra law show at jadishow dot com.
Go there and get it.
Speaker 3 (52:15):
Tell us about distribute to Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Oh man, uh a f I the UH American Film Institute.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
I didn't know what.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
I'm an idiot.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (52:26):
I didn't know if it was a F one or
a F five.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
I didn't know what it was.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
I just said, tell us about Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
Yeah, so there was.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
It was on Netflix, your boys with the stipulations they
they were they were doing a tribute, uh or an
honoring of his whole career. So it's it's on a
Saturday night, so it's literally Friday, and my wife goes.
(52:52):
She says to me, uh, She's like, how are you
feeling about this? You know, because I'm you know, because
I've been so volatile over the years.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
She she always has to.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
I checked my emotional temperature before we go out, just
to see what she was going to be involved in.
So out of habit, she said, how you feeling? I
was like, Oh, it's great. You know, I'm showing up
to this thing. I don't have to do anything. I
get to like, you know, chill out and just watch
the show.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
And it's Eddie. This is going to be amazing. And literally,
right as I said that, she got a phone call
and they.
Speaker 1 (53:16):
Were asking if I would go up and say a
few things, and I immediately got super nervous because it's Eddie,
so I quickly said yes before I would like, you know,
chicking out or whatever.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
And yeah, I ended up having to go up there.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
And I don't know how you guys were, But my
thing is, if I write the whole because I had
a teleprompt, if I write the whole thing out, I
am like in robot mode. I am like in my
head and it's like I'm not connected to it. So
I had to, like, I had to like sort of
have an idea what I was going to say. But
what was cool was I saw Eddie on the rods
or in nineteen eighty six at this place the uh
(53:54):
what was it coas called Great Woods. And what was
cool was I saw Rodney Dangerfield like a week before
because he was coming off of that back to school
and they were both huge and they were playing these
giant things, and I went I saw Rodney and he
was fun and hilarious and all that, but he had
like an all white crowd. But I didn't notice because
I was from the suburbs, so it just looked like
everything I was going to, but when I saw Eddie,
(54:14):
he had this mixed crowd. And this is before I
was a comedian. I don't know why that's stuck in
my head, but I remember seeing it.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
I was like eighteen. I was going, this guy is
literally he's making everybody laugh. I'm not shitting on Rodney.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
But this guy had young, old, black, white Asian. Everybody
was there and he was fucking killing. He had the
purple suit too. I wanted to ask him about that.
It's like, did you have more than one? Did you
wear it the whole fucking tour?
Speaker 2 (54:36):
He probably had more.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (54:38):
Some guys wear the same shit the whole tourl like,
and they're not broke. They just that's the coy s.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
Yeah, but that's how watching him do that, I was thinking,
you know, if I ever did stand up, I would
want to be able to do make everybody left, you
know what I mean. So it was it was really
one of the best lessons I ever got. So anyway,
I got to go up and say a few words
and it was It went great, but it was super
intimidating because it was him, all ten of his kids,
whoever they married. It was like the Kennedy Family of
(55:06):
like comedy, like just stare it right at you. Forty
years later, it was really crazy.
Speaker 5 (55:12):
You know what I love about Eddie Murphy in now
a line of business music, A lot of the icons,
a lot of the entertainers we looked up to even
got on drugs, are fucked up.
Speaker 2 (55:25):
They broke and you see.
Speaker 5 (55:27):
Him and it feels like horrible when you see some
of the guys who made the biggest songs and made
us laugh the most or whatever. And when I seen
that documentary and it just opened up on Eddie Murphy
in like a ninety billion dollar house, I.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
Was like, yes, yeah, this motherfucker ain't get hot.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
You know my favorite thing he said in that documentary,
he said, yeah, he goes, I never got into drugs
or anything. He goes, I loved myself, which I've never
heard a comedians say.
Speaker 2 (55:54):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (55:55):
It was cool.
Speaker 5 (55:56):
So even though y'all funny and y'all use humor, a
lot of y'all got like dark past and shit like
that and go through some shit.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
Yeah, well that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
So you use humor like a lot of times, something
fucked up happens in the news and then you have
a joke about it, and they think it's because you
don't care. It's the opposite. It's like it's a way
of not feeling the feeling that you make a joke
so you can get past it, so you can deal
with it, and blah blah blah. Some people, you know,
some people go into music, some people go this way. Comedians.
What we do is we use humor. And the thing
(56:26):
that I think it's hard about that for your personal
life is that is like it's denying of feelings, so
you just sort of stay walled off, and that can
become difficult for you and the people in your life
after a while.
Speaker 5 (56:42):
Fat you need that outlet, you know, you need that outlet.
To me, music is therapeutic. So I don't care how
you know. The other day I'm writing this song and
Dre tells me, y'all, they know you're not killing motherfuckers
in the boat Daga Jo, they know you're not selling
drugs no more. But I'd just don't know how to
not make violent music. Like the beat comes on, I
(57:05):
just get to killing no. It's the fucking truth. Last
year I left Sancho Pe. We was on vacation. I
got on the stands up first class this. I threw
a beat on kill your mom's nigga yos on this
that I don't know.
Speaker 2 (57:20):
How to not do that, So do it, yea.
Speaker 1 (57:25):
Why don't you talk about being court sized at Atlanta?
Well we do that too, Yeah you could, you know,
of course out of Atlanta. This is the one time
I got secured by the way bell everybody scared of me.
Speaker 2 (57:35):
I don't know if you know. Everybody scared me and
my security.
Speaker 5 (57:40):
I got security, but he pretty much we feed him
and we pay him for free because he's never had
to have an argument with one person in his life.
Speaker 2 (57:47):
Right.
Speaker 5 (57:48):
And I told him when we went to that Atlanta
Hawks came, I said, listen, this is gonna be the
first time in your life you're gonna earn a check
because I'm ready to fight the whole stadium. I'm going
down for my next. Thank god, everybody was gracious. Everybody
showed us love. But like, like, I'm an asshole when
it comes to my next I gotta go over there.
Speaker 3 (58:11):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (58:11):
Why are you blaming other teams? Why are you blaming
other teams? Oh it's not the Atlanta Hawk's fault where
the knicks have been. They're just doing what you're trying
to do while you take it's misdirected.
Speaker 2 (58:27):
I gotta go. You didn't want to hear that, you know,
are you having a nervous breakdown? Like what is happening
right now?
Speaker 7 (58:38):
Like?
Speaker 2 (58:39):
What the fuck? It just got earily silences.
Speaker 5 (58:41):
Just some people, man, some people just you're you're right,
You're fucking right. Like it's like, you know, some people
got I gotta funk.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
I'm just gonna stop doing what you're doing. I'm just
gonna do what you're doing. You see, you just do this,
you do this every once in a while, stretching out
come back. You're you're a really you're patient. You got
that down. I'm trying to work on that patience.
Speaker 5 (59:08):
Well, if I had another guy that was crazy like me,
we'd have beef with the whole fucking planet Earth.
Speaker 2 (59:13):
Thank god, he's pulling me down to Joe Chill. What
do you what are you really upset about? If you
had to your nephew, and I'll get the funk about it,
I didn't really know he was a piece of ship.
Speaker 1 (59:27):
Well, your nephews affecting your life way more than the
Atlanta Hawks, and it seemed like you had way more.
You had way more like aggression towards them.
Speaker 2 (59:35):
If I'm upset about anything, it's dead.
Speaker 5 (59:39):
I hate getting old, like I like to be faver
young and I want to live fab So I want
the drugs to hurry up and come. I know once
I die, they're gonna make ship and make me live. Now,
you got this ship that make you help the peptids
and all that, but you like your direction ship is
going in. You want to see how this plays out?
Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Nah, this is gonna come out with cars in twenty
twenty seven that have all AI surveillance. They're setting this
up where one person can run the world because their
armies used to get spread out too thin. You're on
two fronts and you would lose. So this is what
they're doing. Like those fucking cars man that don't have
a driver, they're gonna sell those to people like oh yeah,
(01:00:22):
now you can fucking sleep on the way to work.
And it's like, yeah, that's also your own police car.
Like if they decide to make you think you're going
to the gym, you said the wrong thing. They're taking
into that fucking alligated island. There's nothing you can do sweatpants.
Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
I've been thinking about, thinking, you're gonna talk to the
barber down there, and you're not gonna.
Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Are you gonna not gonna talk to the bar No
post office? Are you gonna own robots?
Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
I you live long and left. Are you gonna own robots?
That robots?
Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
No, No, I'm gonna own a fucking robot. YO made
me got the geat. See that's the mistake. Is you
think you're gonna own it. That's the mistake. The robot's
gonna own me. Yeah, that's the surveillance. Your bugging your
own everybody they're doing with refrigerators. Oh no, everybody's bugged
in the house. Yeah. Why see this guy killed the girl,
the fucking.
Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
The singer, what's his name, Joe, don't get don't get
a robot and bring it in your house them.
Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
I'm already surveil door. Fucking day. They tapped my ass.
Now I'm tapped out.
Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
Lights fucking tap the light lord, that lord, the Lord,
the Lord turned the lights up.
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
That's the super pass. What I'm trying to tell you
is that earlier, is that that the barber isn't your
biggest problem when you go to jail. You don't even
got it. Fucking tax everywhere you go with your tap
for some reason. Good stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
I drove my wife's car the other day and I
try to get my bluetooth in. I want to hear
some gian right, and it wouldn't take. One of my
friends would say, man, you might have a good luck
it going in your wife's ship that every phone call
come your ways.
Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
They can hear every day. God. You know when you
got your phone to the laptop.
Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
My mam was like, yo, man, God is looking out
to make sure your phone don't go up on the
fucking ship.
Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
You know.
Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
No, I don't know what you're talking about, but yeah,
I think, uh, I think we're saville. I don't never
feel like we're not savelled. So I don't never say
ship that. I wouldn't say if they're wearing one hundred
people right in my face, and even if it sounds bad,
I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
I would say it in front of one hundred people.
Sometimes I'm very opinionated. Sometimes I say some ship that, right.
I just don't give a fuck. I'm going through that
trauma you used to go, so got it?
Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
You got it?
Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Yep, mall you got it. Yep, mall, let me tell
you stuff bad.
Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Let me tell you something, man.
Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Let me tell you about the number one ratings belt.
We came, speaking of the robot. We came.
Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
We put up the podcasts, and let me tell you
some of these other podcasts. They look like fucking dinosaurs
right now. They're doing like fucking robot man, for real.
Like I look at I try to look at all
these podcasts. Maybe ten minutes. I'm like, man, these guys
in trouble, like you even get with the program or not.
I ship got fluidity. I shipped every day. We've got
(01:03:27):
a different fluidity. We got a different Didn't you just do.
Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
A podcast to not start beef with every other podcast
out there? I mean, my students. Really, it's a poutiful
it's a peaceful space. Anybody can do it. You don't
have to come after all these people.
Speaker 5 (01:03:44):
Now, I want beef with everybody, But you figured it out.
There's only one that said where you're going after first three?
Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
I went at it. Ellendie, generous. Have one you don't like? Though.
Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
I tried, like I'm not gonna lie you to try
to start like the East Coast, West Coast North South podcast.
I tried first episode. I was like, fuck, everybody whoever want?
Nobody responded like nobody was started, nobody waiting for it.
Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
I can't. I can't how much longer? Like, well, you,
I just can't like this. None of this ship makes
you want to beef with Pete Davis? Did you know you.
Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Start everything? You just step into insanity. It's like the
logical and you just yes, you just like I am
trying to go talk to you, and it's just like
I don't know where to.
Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Jump in Bill.
Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
People who really know you, they'd be like, Yo, that's
the wrong guy to give you that fucking therapy right there. Yo,
two time, we gotta call coffee NBA talk, So you like,
what's your team?
Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Did you just want to a coffee in the middle
of all of that? That was just like fucking like,
what just happened?
Speaker 7 (01:04:57):
You were?
Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
You were here? You at at a restaurant.
Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
You just said you were in a fucking Taliban cave
for shooting your show.
Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
You don't give a fuck. It's good to the ball,
You're good to go. We got this. We're at the
hotel room, same ship. Hotel.
Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
You put that light to see where the stemens at
in that fucking room. You wouldn't want to sleep in
that bitch.
Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
All right, I'm glad I fucking did my podcast before
I talk to you. Jesus Christ. All right, you're gonna
bring up what NBA NBA. I'm a hockey guy. I
watched hockey. Oh yeah, I heard it. That's why when
somebody brings up NBA.
Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Left in the who's left in the playoffs?
Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Oh, it's the first round, so everybody's left.
Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Who's the best team?
Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Probably the Avalanche, and I'd say in the East is
probably Carolina. But the best first round matchup has been
I feel it has been Canadians versus the Tampa Bay Lighting,
Like the first three games went into overtime. And then
also it's good when it's good for Hawks, when the
Canadians are good, even though they're.
Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Like always right, yeah, Ye're always good, right.
Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
It's like baseball wasn't fun when the Yankees sucked in
the eighties. It's like, as a Boston fan, I want
to beat them, but I want to beat them when
they stink.
Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
You know, you want to you want to Boston.
Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
One time I went to Boston and they had a
Yankee hat on, and no fucking restaurant would let me
eat dinner there because I had a Yankee hat on
and I wouldn't take the shit off. Yeah, I went
to like eight fucking restaurant. You guys are terrible over there, boss.
I hate the Yankees like that, right.
Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Uh, we did until we won and then the movie ended,
and then ESPN tries to keep it going.
Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
But this is not the same.
Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Yeah, so you would chant nineteen eighteen, then we won,
so you can't chant that. You got twenty seven. Nobody's
gonna catch up with that. So there's really nothing going on.
But at this point, it's kind of about the Dodgers
where there's sort of like a hedge fund spending like
a billion dollars. I don't know, I'm not into that,
like it's going to cause a strike. I think the Dodgers, yeah,
(01:06:55):
because then other players are gonna want to get paid
the way they're getting paid on the Dodgers, and then
they their owners, certainly the owners like the Pittsburgh Pirates,
who should be kicked out.
Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Their owners should be kicked out.
Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
They're not going to want to pay anybody, so then
they'll be like a lockout and that dumb shit.
Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
So the Pittsburgh Pirates don't pay.
Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Well because they have like that whole you know, somehow
like the collective revenue of the TV contracts. I don't
know how it is, but like they can somehow own
that team and never try to be competitive and still
make like millions and millions of dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
No, it's it's brutal because they were so it's like
a tank.
Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Yeah, they've been tanking since Barry Bonds, since Willy starred You. No, No,
Willie starg was the real real deal. But they were
winning them. They wanted like sixty one, they won one
of the early seventies, and they won in seventy nine
and didn't do swell in the eighties, and somewhere along
these guys came in and bought that team.
Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
And that ended up and they were just in it
for the money. It's terrible. You know what's crazy is
I'm a big.
Speaker 5 (01:07:56):
Yankee fan, but I really loved that Down the Dodge
is the Asian guy fucking incredible. This guy he'll pitch
a game, he'll hit a home run a game, he'll
play the outfit.
Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
This guy is fucking no, he's in bab Ruth. He's
second coming because he's playing against everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:08:16):
He's pitching, he's playing the field, he's fucking hit and
he's better than Babe Ruth.
Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Babe Ruth did win a cy Young for pitching. He did, Yeah,
he did. I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
No, I didn't know.
Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
The babe you got any of your fucking on intelligent
questions over there.
Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
I asked him things that he came here. He asked, Now,
let me tell you something.
Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
Listen, Yo, bill Man, thank you for coming to the show. Man,
We'll forget my tickets. Man, I'm coming to show.
Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
It was an honor to come here. I'm I'm I'm
a huge fan of both of you guys, and I
love what you're doing in here. And uh yeah, I
you know.
Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
This is that Eddie Murphy thing I learned go on
every podcast. Everybody comes to the show, it's a better show.
So yeah, because they have me on the white guy
email list, Live Nation does so they just put out
the blast. And I couldn't figure out why because I
would come and I would, you know, wherever I be,
I've run into some black guy would come up to
me and be like, oh man, I love your ship.
Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
When are you doing the show. It's like, oh, I was.
I was last night. I was right over there, were
you come.
Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
I didn't know. You know that they say, they yeah,
that's what they do.
Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
Certain white people don't know they're cool in the hood
like that, Like they just don't. Cause fucking last week
Maury Povich came there and I fucking thought it, like
the best guy in the fucking universe came Like, I
didn't know.
Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
I'm much of a fan of Maury. I ain't sitting
here like, what the fuck this is?
Speaker 5 (01:09:51):
Maury covid you all the father the whole time. I
swear to God, I'm like, this ship.
Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Is fucking know.
Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
But I think that's the That's one of the best
things as a performer, when someone as different as you
could be comes up and says that they like your stuff.
You know, some guy from like Kashka Stan stopped me
on the street. It was saying, oh, I love you,
love your stuff. I was just like, all right, that's
that's you know, you got a comedy club over there.
Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
I'll head over.
Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
You know, you go to Morocco. They got the little guy,
you know about the little guy he ain't got about
this little.
Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
All right, is hoodie something I'm in. I'm in on
this one. Have you met the little guy? There's a
little This did not come unnoticed that this match is this.
Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
I mean, I don't know how long it takes black
ass to get dressed in the morning, but that that
is fucking impressed that that would take me, that would
take me.
Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Just to find that guy.
Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
Let me tell you something. There's a little guy. There's
a little guy in Morocco. He's a fucking grown man
with a suit this big, and you meet him being
the clubs and ship like that? How did you meet
this guy in the clubs? But you know, we got
(01:11:12):
the proof.
Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Fritz Montana came. He's from Morocco. He said, he knows
the little guy.
Speaker 5 (01:11:17):
And then when you seen video and pictures, we gotta
meets a little bit in Morocco.
Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
What does he do? Smaller than a watermelon?
Speaker 5 (01:11:24):
They got a picture of him with a suit on
a watermelon, sitting like he was on the fucking Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
He's that little he's got a vibe. He's the man.
Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
He's got a cause, you said, Kazakhstan. The only thing
I got to think of a character stand is Borat.
Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Bor Rat. He's a lie. Go google this guy. He's
the real guy everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
Thought of man Bryan, Yes, I knew what the one
named I as boys ain't.
Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Yeah, the first one. He's like six. No, he's a
grown man. Where's the camera?
Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Yeah, he still looks like. I'm not saying he's not
a dwarf. Did somebody get how old he is? All right, Okay,
he's too young to be in the club.
Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
Whatever the fuck? No, I knew it. Dominican guy like
that too. Apparently those little guys, I think you got
a fish.
Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Students.
Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
I've been him to a bunch of fucking countries. I
don't run into these little guys. He's fucking believe it.
In that picture Bill he was twenty. I don't know.
He's a grown ass fucking man.
Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
Nelson died the one from for he knows Botibulltom South
of the Manka. A new guy used to hang out
with us in the bront You know who used to
hang out with us? Stephen Baldwin. You know Stephen Bowen, Yes,
the handsome brother.
Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
He used to come down to the Bronx with us.
What happened? Handsome brother used to hang out with us
to do. I gotta do a benefit tomorrow. Just letting
you know if you're gonna wrap my brother. All right, yeah,
check this out. This ain't that.
Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
That, ain't this cracky makes a noise for Bill bird baby.
Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
All right, Hey, thank you so much for having me.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Brother. The easiest podcast
I have
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