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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't know about Netflix, but the white people starting
to know me.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
That's the crazy thing I crossed over when I got
on fire. That's when I realized that fire.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh yeah, Ladies coming up to me, love your Joe,
love you Joe, not yo, yo, What up y'all? This
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is your boy Joe cracked the dawn.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You know who it is? Your boy?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Jayda's Joe and Jayden's show. Every show legendary, every show iconic,
the biggest.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
In the world.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Power motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
When you think about today's guests, you think about a
woman who turned pain into punchlines.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
And punchlines into power. Here an hour.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
She went from going viral on the Grim the holding
Down one of the most legendary mics in radio history.
She's a mother first, a comedian always, and she don't
play with nobody. You heard me, and now she put
it all in the book. She's a great author, you
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know what I mean. Straight from Baltimore representing the Breakfast
Club dropping to death, Dewey Parry ain't about to cover.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Every stage in the world with it.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Don't play with me, talk, ladies and gentlemen without further
to dude, makes some noise for Jackson Lorry.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I like that. What an introduction, thank you. I sent
a lot of to Baltimore back in the damn nah,
not had it out there out there? Well you know,
we know for the poet, so.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I see.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Packs moved in us. Baltimore was a Baltimore was big money.
What it's still big, it's mumpy. It was big money
out there. How was it growing up in Baltimore? And
who did you have to who was a local celebrity
or something you had to look up to while you
was growing up in Baltimore.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Honestly, my dad, my dad is real funny, like, always
been funny. So I actually didn't even start looking at
the comedy until I realized that's what I wanted to do.
But I did grow up on shows like Bernie, Max Shaw, Martin,
Dave Chappelle His Show, and things like that. But I
got all my comedic relief and all of that shit
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for my dad. My dad always been funny, So that's
why I looked up to for sure.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
They my three favorite comics though. Martin you know he
from Maryland too. Dave Smart from Maryland. Never knew that
he's not from Baltimore be uh like close to DC
and Tommy Davison.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
From from Maryland. Uh Chappelle and he from DG New York.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, yeah, she's christ I thought you was gonna say
the wire, like, was they shooting the wire out there?
Like when he was growing up there? Now I know,
But when I'm at I'm trying to ask people, say
I cat the other day, Rest in peace, Rob Basse
Almost I'm gonna miss the funeral because we at that
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we're San Antonio. But like Rob, like I always tell
these stories, I'm like a forest gun and I was
everywhere and I happened to be the little Spanish kid
working at the boat Daga across the street from Rob
Basis Projects. So I watched him come up, just being
the little Spanish kid making the sandwiches in the boat
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taking So I told the story. I remember the first
limo came to get them, this this that, it was
like I was really there. So my thing is when
you grow up in Baltimore, do we know yo, they're
filming the wire down the block? Is it cross town?
Is it? Because it looked like they was filming all
over Baltimore, all over them.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
They weren't filming all over the city, but that wasn't
I wasn't really paying attention to that. And then my
mother and my father I was so I'm not gonna
say shelta, but.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I protected protected. That's why you got fucking books and
all that. And you're making money because otherwise you in
the street. Yeah, you don't understand that, like especially girls,
they don't understand yo yo yo, nah, we gotta watch you.
We've seen the wildest ship out here, like, we gotta protect.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
You, definitely. And my brother he was in the street,
older older than me. We got be like five five
years five years older than me. He was in the street,
and my mother and my father like, you ain't about
to be like that. So they even sent me the
pencil yard to go to high school. I went to
a predominantly white high school. But yeah, I wasn't around
like to see them shooting the wire, but he was.
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He was there, my brother was. They kept me in
church head in the books. And then after that small
moved up to Pennsylvania to go to high school.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
We used at Allentown or something.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Where you waside Dallastown like York, like right near York.
York County.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
It was a lot of dope in Allantown. It's definitely
that's when I started using drugs. When I went up
there to be with the white kids. I'm like, you
could have left me in the hood.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I ain't cared that fire a town had, that trim Fire,
That fucking sky Rizzy was out there, Scott Rizzy and
trim Fire. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yeah, did you know that you was gonna because you've
probably always been funny when when you discovered that's what
you wanted to do, But when did you know it
was the time when you know you hit your number?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Man, I always, like I said, I always knew like
you just said, I always knew I was funny. But
when I actually really got that confirmation, like, oh dad,
yeah this is what I'm gonna do. Is when Martin
Lawrence brother called me. I was already doing videos on
Instagram this when they was like fifteen seconds vine six
seconds and shit, and I was already doing that. And
then one of my homeboys it was like an open
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mic or whatever, and he was like, yo, go up
on stage. You already do the funny shit online, Just
go up on stage. I'm like nine, But these people
are really here, somebody don't laugh, i'mna hit him and
they fucking ball mind. Like, there ain't nothing worse than
trying to be funny and a nigga look at you like, nah,
try again. So I was like, nah, I was scared
of that, but I didn't. I wasn't confident in doing it.
He called me up anyway, and I ain't never the
one to shy away from doing nothing. So I went
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up there, get up there and start talking. The advantage
was it was in my city, so I know what
we like, I know the slang, I know how to
talk everything to everybody. And I did like ten minutes
my first time on stage, So right then and there,
I'm like I still didn't want to do it.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
I was on stage like two three times and.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Then Martin Lawrence's brother called me because he's like my
skits or whatever. So he was like, hey, Martin is
in town and Baltimore. He's doing the arena.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Do you do stand up?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I lied like myp I was like yeah, I've been
doing stand up like two three years, like yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
He was like you got ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I was like, shuit, I could do an hour if
you need me to lie but he said, all right, cool.
I performed that Theorey in front of thirteen fourteen thousand people,
and that's when I knew on the stage I could
do it because I got a standing ovation. All the
fucking people that was on the floor stood up and
all I'm like, oh, yeah, hell yeah, That's what I
want to do. And that was And from then I've
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been touring doing stand up into comedy, real heavy.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah did you how much further after that? Did you
get your job with the Breakfast Claw? Should? I just know? First? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
It was wilding out then I then I did the
Fox sitcom. Then I did Death Comedy Jam. So you
did mass Ship before that?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah it was I just got the break
this club. This is my third year at Breakfast Club.
But yeah, so I ain't even think that I was
going to do radio. That shit ain't easy because my mouth, man,
I gotta be a little sensitup, well, a lot of
sensitive because I'm unfiltered.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Like so it's hard up there.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
When you got shit you can't say, shit you can't
talk about then then you got old radio beef. I
ain't need no nothing. Look, I'm gonna tell you I swear.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Look, I did a comedy show over in LA. It's
so big.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Big Boy had brought me out with shit and then
so he bring me out and he said, Jess hilarious
hot ninety seven. And I was just like I came out.
But everybody was like, no, no, you should be mad.
You should say something like I don't even know what
the fuck ire supposed to be mad at. They was like, nah,
that's power one on five. I was like, oh shit,
I'm mad now, Like I ain't need no I know,
(08:52):
you got hit with a little I ain't even with
a little shade, and it's only meant to be shade
if you know what the fuck is going on.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I'm like, I ain't even know. So, I mean, I
guess he did that for a reason, but I ain't
even know what was going on. But I know big Boy,
Yeah here a good dude. I love him. Yeah you
said you you stumble across fucking political beefs you ain't
even know? Yeah nothing know. The radios are very tricky
political dang whether you work for them or you don't
(09:22):
work around them. All this. There's some whack nigga right
now in Bushwick, Brooklyn talk about you're not playing this record.
He mad at you. Yeah, man, Yo, they didn't want
to play my ship. They do this and you like,
we don't even fucking know this guy. No, it's I
always thought about how hard it was for say DJ's
like an envy of funk flax or just the DJ
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you got to be in the clubs. And you got
Johnny two time, who did twenty years, just killed everybody
who think he could rap. Now and he's giving you
a song and you ain't playing this shit because the
ship trash? How does that af the DJ in the club?
Will you know? You gotta go DJ to make your
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money and you got surrounded by killers.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
It's crazy. See, I can't never I can't have a
DJ because I'm the type of be like, man, that
shit is trash. Man, I'm sorry, but that shit trash.
You know, sometimes I feel like not enough people keep
it real with they people. It's like, if you're listening,
you got a group of homeboys, you letting them here
your shit. They know they know it's trash. This the
(10:29):
one it ain't nah, this shit ain't gonna get y'all out.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
You know how many killers played me their music and
it was vomited on wax. Nigga like you hear this
and you go like this one tape, one of my
men's he passed away, super legend in the streets. He
puts out a record, your man K Slay costs me recipe.
It says, y'all save his legacy. Don't let him put
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this out. This guy, you know, because he's beyond unofficial.
Like he was like, don't let him do this, Joe.
I'm like, but why are you calling me K? He said, no,
he'll respect you if you tell us nigga, he gonna
fuck his hold shit up out here trying to rap, Like,
I don't know who told people that rapping was the
(11:17):
easiest shit to do, because everybody feel like you even
playing ball, are you rapping? That's it? Like I'm a rapper.
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Speaker 4 (11:50):
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Speaker 1 (12:09):
Real talk, That's just what it is. It's always around
for the best nights, the wins, the celebrations, to remember
that night's story.
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Speaker 1 (12:30):
That's the move, true, true, true one. You know, I
got family members who think they got the DNA like
we the Jackson's and the nigga just want to rap.
And I'm like, yo, this ain't man, And I'm did
you tell your own boyd No? I'm different out, I'm different.
I go, oh, I told them not to put it out.
I sit down. My family members say listen. I bring
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my four best friends sit there, and I said, I listen,
something happens to me they're gonna give you some money,
gonna get some good money. If any of these niggas
right here tell you that you could be a rapper,
that you're gonna be a star and just spend your
money to rap, they're lying to you. And if I'm
telling you that my best friends on the earth are
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gonna rob you, any nigga in the street, who's gonna
convince you? Yo, you could wrap spend your money? This
the video, This ain't for you. Yeah, you don't think
I would love to have the next Naz in my
family or Jada kints of this. If you was dead nice,
I would have a fucking if I had, I would
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have a fucking flag. I'd be walking behind them picking
them up in the air like, yeah we got it,
the next generation nigga. You ain't got it, damn. And
you might catch a couple of dollars. So I'm trying
to sit you in front of your uncles of all
uncles to let you know if they try it, they're lying.
(13:57):
And so you know, h everything ain't for everybody, but
that's what.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
We need more of.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Yeah, we need more of like you telling people.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Oh he ain't listen, he dropped the album. The next
day it was like, yeah, yeah, y'all, he can't give
a fun The next day he dropped some more vomited,
vomited on wax. Damn, it's nothing not to do. At
this point, I gave up. I'm like, all right, you
know the niggas don't want to listen. It's cool, you know.
Then they should go down the little one to say
they got twenty percent on the wheel. I gotta give
(14:29):
you fifteen because I already know you're gonna blow the
whole ship on trying to be an artist. You you
cannot force people from yeah yeah, yeah, from the wheel.
Wasted my money. I worked talking for this ship. I
got the first live show.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Ya, they're gonna be live on that.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, yeah, that's Joe. We started Jaiers. It is well
for me.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
I'm always going to say something and I ain't supposed
to say, like, you know what I mean, So now
I be.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I mean, I ain't Netflix Psycho movies.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
It ain't even Netflix like Netflix. They all for whatever
you want to do. They want man like because on
the radio, yeah yeah, it's a mind of that right,
it's radio.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
I got I got something I got to tell you.
But I never said it before, but I really want
to tell you, I've always wanted to be on morning
radio for real, fat yoe always damn like I feel
like you never even nah, I's just it's nothing like.
It's nothing like you on the radio every day talking
(15:44):
to the people. Man every day, you got some ship
to say every day. You run in the country, you
running the country. You're on the radio all day.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
But you'll definitely make niggas wake up because you be
loud to ship. So I already that's one thing, but
that's the whole point of doing on the radio. You
gotta wake niggas up, like wake niggas up talking ship,
talk to people, and then you got like a core
connection with with people anyway.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
So yeah, that'll be the wayant of a door it then,
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if
the bag is big enough. They approached me one time.
The bag wasn't right.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
How y'all I do pre tape. I gotta tape some
pre stuff. You on toll you got other shit going on.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I know you gotta be on every day. It's the radio.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Jo, guess what the Senate race this?
Speaker 6 (16:30):
This?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
You gotta be talking that ship every day.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
You telling me, they don't they know? She know' gotta
be she can't. She gotta have a ship to do.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I know. But that's radio is the main job. It's
the main meeting potatoes, right and see that that got
you on Netflix?
Speaker 7 (16:45):
Let me because how you gonna go on tall, promote
the book, do the tall and do.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
The breakfast Club.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I'm telling people, how you that's your friend right there
walking Zoie, that's my sister. I could tell she liked me,
she like you, I see, I see you. I could
tell hey, yo, I could tell she like me. Tell
y nah you heard pink was the vibe? Yoh yeah,
she ready?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
But nah man, I'm still trying to balance that ship
right now. Because I had to come off for Sundays,
like my tour Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I had to come
off Sundays because now Sunday got to be a travel
day for me to get back in the studio, right.
And then I dropped the book, and then so certain
interviews I can't do at breakfast club because I got
to go and catch a flight or go you know,
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down the block.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Most of my press was in New York City, but
a lot of it wasn't you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (17:39):
So it's hard, but I got, I got it carved
out like I made sure, because yeah, I made sure.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
And then you got you have a baby as well?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Hey yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
My sister reing me a real mother. Absolutely, she really
takes that baby screw. Today. I was talking about y'all, Sis,
you know I hit it with it. You know I'm
stupid like that, Sis, I said, y'all, she said, what's up?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
It was her birthday. I went to a party. I
was like, damn, man, how hard is it having the
fly his brother in the game. She laughed for ten minutes.
She said, yo, I thought she thought I was gonna say,
you look beautiful since this I'm talking to sit about me.
She started laughing for ten minutes. But immediately she's like, yo,
I gotta go, I gotta take off. I got to
take food to the school. This this that hung up
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like quis she.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
A real mother?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
So being a real mother and a hard working woman
and being all over and promoting books that shit is tough.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
For sh it is tough.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
It's all that.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Sometimes I feel like a fucking zombie and then waking
up at four sometimes three thirty in the morning to
get the breakfast club every day and like five forty five.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
That shit hard sit. You know, they're not even watching
basketball right now, and you don't get to watch the
basketball game. But none of that. You forced yourself to sleep.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Yeah, if it wasn't for my husband giving me highlights
when I get up or when I you know, asked,
I'm like, all right, look, I have to talk about this.
I have to talk about that, you know, because he
is sports heads. So if it wasn't man, I wouldn't
know what to do. Him and my son be keeping
me updated on NFL, NBA, all that ship.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Because for me, I'm old now. So when he gets
to the second game of the night, I'd be like, yeah,
they'd be like yo, when be young, But I'll be
like fighting that shop. I'll be on that trim fire,
trim fire. I'd be like hey, yah, and then I
wind up falling and sleep in that fourth court. I
just can't do it. I'm like yeah. The next day
they like Dre'll be like, yo, you see that nigga.
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WoT I'm like, I got to catch high lights cause
ship out of control?
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Yeah, that nigga nice though, niggas real nice. I ain't
know he was from Canada.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I know he's from France.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
I didn't the old France. He ain't from here.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
He was from here, well, he said, I told my
wife this morning. I said, Yo, the guy. Listen, I'm
going for my next one million percent. But he's everything
if we want in the sports player. He started crying
even if he when he started bigg enough pop, that's
who we want to be, Like wow, like this is
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a great guy. And but I told I said, like
a couple of months ago, maybe last year, he said
he won't date a woman from the United States. He
said they too aggressive. Really yay from friends with a
nice missive. Well, he said over here there like nigga,
you're giving me that ship Like you know he ain't.
He don't, he said, yo, they they he already be crying.
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You know, man, y'all he already be crying.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Nah.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
He like yo, He's like nah, he's a woman is
too like imagine I believe it the girls went out
here and wouldn't be like, yo, my man, come here.
Well he was like stop. I don't know, but that sounded.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Women got a girl interesting?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Just this stop we got all this pink on this ship.
Don't do well right now?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
We might have a girl. I think he has a girl.
Don't know, don't do that. She ain't from me, not
from me?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
He said.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
They too aggressive? Dang women, United States women are too
fucking aggressive?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
You ever say you?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Jada can stop five dead or alive from New York
and you don't notice when I'm in New York. See
when I'm in New York specifically, and I'm right next
to another girl in the car, they singing like mom
deep and all that ship or Jada kiss you.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Know this, I'm like, I'm these bitches. They ain't got
the ship, the walk.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
I know, a bunch of pretty. It's not like you,
like real. They sound just like you, like no, I'm
talking about like that's saying voice regular voice or rapping
no like a bit what's what the fuck is up?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Just how you doing?
Speaker 3 (21:58):
I'm like, damn it, you're so pretty? But what the
fucking yeah? Yeah, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
That's how so I get one beyond whatever? I get him.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
It was a bitch. I want to shed she did that?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
This ship, they'll stab you.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I'm at the light.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
God forbid. When that ship was popping that drill ship.
Kill your father, kill your mother, all right next to
you kill your mother, fuck me, pussle with me, pistol wha.
I'm like, mister whin, I'm in the other car and
I'm listening to I want to thank you for I'm like, Yo,
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this ship out of control. Them them bitches stepped the window.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yell.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
But that nigga ran them friends. He was like, yo,
I'm out of here, Like I can't do to run
down on He said that American woman are too aggressive.
I don't know what that means. Baby, It's just me.
If they're fredoming them, they probably tell them, yo, I
need them bags right now. I need guys. It's just
(23:05):
too much. He not used to that from a different coat.
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wants help, call what eight hundred nine with it an Arizona, Ohio, Virginia,
(24:53):
Call one eight hundred my reset gambling problem called one
eight hundred gambler.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I think he alien. You know that the White Yeah yeah,
the White House saying this, who wimy Allien, he's part
of them, yeah wimby the guard Elliott. He mixed with you. Man.
I'm telling you he's too good. Have you ever in
your life seen the seven sixth guy come down with
(25:21):
this ship?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Back up, shoot ship from it?
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Like I never in my life seeing the seven sixth
guy do any right? I never seen nobody seven six
And it definitely extraterrestrial like something.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yeah, I seen the Wimby is a building. Even Michael
Jordan when he was young, he had to lose one
or two. Then you get on your ship Wimby in
the next two years. Forget it, brun, I don't give
a fuck.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Jordan's wus put on that door. Huh. Jordan never lost
the chip. You lost seasons. He never lost the chip.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Well, that's being specific.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
If never went the game seven. That's why I don't
know all the mic talk with Mike by itself. Damn,
you don't even know what game seven. You missed that
dinner with Mike.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
It's all good.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Mike on me an apology, Mike, acknowledge me. Kiss.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
I'm trying to wait. Niggas is never gonna get that kiss.
I waited for you.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
I got he love you. N you missed the dinner
with Michael Jordan?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Did they put me on a flight?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
They put me on They put them on that South
word flew flesh flag room. They really they put him
on the butler.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Let me tell you what I learned from being in
the game. The whole ship was a shut up. They
never wanted to.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
All they said, yeah, mister, you know what I mean
they love Okay, Way, I took the same.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Plane, this ship, like every time I go to Arizona,
this ship doing all this shit. What I'm saying, jesh,
I go to Arizona, the plane doing this ship over
the flight five hours.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Out there, you.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
The pilot was on shrimp fire. That's that's fucked up, yo.
I was holding it down for us. Mike said, we
ain't ship. Mike said, the Knicks ain't going nowhere this
number one time.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
We gotta take Mike back to then after we win
and say, MJ.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
But I'm gonna tell you something. I'm gonna put it
in context.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Right.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
I was super cool and I still think we're super
cool with Scottie Pippen, like real cool. And I live
in Miami. He lived in Miami. One day, I'm watching
the playoffs. I'm sitting on his couch with Scotty pipping
the Knicks ain't ship. Where the mother they won't win
the fucking thing. Damn the biggest bums, y'all niggas just
(27:38):
cursed this. This I'm sitting on the couch is real, like, Yo,
where's all the slanders coming from? Man's just talking from
the bottom of his fucking gut. Y'all niggas just trash.
Youings trash niggas is I'm looking at him? I cee yo.
This nigga got a real problem with the New York Knicks.
(28:00):
He really hate us. I don't say MJ hate us.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
I can't wait to take MJ to dinner and tell
him he did it. Okay, we gotta take him to
dinner and tell him he was wrong for once. You
think he's gonna come, yeah, we ain't getting yeah, especially
we're going to NASCAR somewhere with he had.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
We gotta go somewhere.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
We got the MJ plug.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Come on, now, let's keep it eighteen hundred.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
It's the eighteen hundred toast moment the death do we parrot?
Speaker 7 (28:35):
Let's make it the best seller, which we know is
gonna be you know what I mean, best seller to
book cop all the tickets for the tour, and we're
gonna you know what I mean, We're going toast for
Jess eighteen hundred.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
That's fine, a tequila right, best seller?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Getting the dweller.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
This ship is the pure.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Where the story to tell.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
The pure this.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
I don't think y'all know exactly how crazy this guy
is no, they gave me.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
No.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
If you really like Tony Soprano, you should really you
got a channel.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yet true time a felon, he gave me that ship.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
So what made you do the book? What made you
feel like it was author time because you just taking
over the world that everywhere.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Well, me and my son father, my first born e
Sports seeing his father Rome. We're best friends now, Like
it wasn't always like that. And even in the book,
I talk about like how I hate that it's a
bad stigma put on families, especially Black families. Right Like,
once two people come together, they're in a relationship, they
happy to have a baby, then they break up and ship.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Then most people feel like we can't be together.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Like this, Yeah, yeah we done. No you take the
kid everything on you or no, I can't do this,
Like no, it don't have to be like that. My
mindset when I met my ex, my son's father, I
was going I just knew I was going to marry him.
I knew that we was gonna have hellic kids. I
just I thought that was like my life right there.
But I was nineteen pregnant. I had my baby when
(30:20):
I was twenty. Me and Rome just we couldn't see
out of eye, like cheating, manipulation, you know, just we
did shit to each other, but like no woman, one person, huh,
normal man, Yeah, you know, you know I mean, but
it shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Be normal though, you know what I mean. But that's
just what it was back then.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
And I was better, and I was trying to show
up as a bitter baby mom but be the best parent.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
That shit wasn't working.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
I saw a change in my son and I saw
him starting his behavior starting to change. Like he was
real combative. He was oppositional, defiant, talking back, like where
the fuck you get this attitude from?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Out of nowhere?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
And I'm like, I didn't realize you get it from me,
Like I'm walking around mad and angry all the time.
I'm mad because of some shit your father did, or
I'm in here stuck in the house with you and
your father out here other bitches.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
You know.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
He college, he he you know, basketball, and I'm thinking
he he try and go to the NBA and all that,
and he just wasn't really like good. But you know,
he really liked hooping and shit, you know what I mean.
So I was like, damn, you know, I'm jealous, you know, key,
But I realized I had to learn how to understand
wrong and that his trauma was deeper than mind, Like
(31:33):
I mean, deeper than just me.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
It was.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
It was bigger than just me. It wasn't even because
of me. He had lost his mom at ten and
he was a whole different thing and he don't want
to found her.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
He found her like that. So like that, Now I
got a nephew that fucked him up. If I pull
up on my nephew right now, he'd be like, yo,
my mom just said this. It fucked him off, like
really mentally to this day, if we pull up on him.
My sister passed. She was giving birth to the baby,
my nephew. That ship destroyed his life, like now, twenty
(32:06):
twenty six, twenty years later, Nigga, my mom's just there.
You know that this is some niggas they don't they
can't snap get over it. And that is that's that
was my biggest fear before my mother passed away, right
she passed away last year. My biggest fear was like, yo,
is this gonna like crack me? Put me over there,
(32:26):
because you don't know you like that is this ship?
That's the ship that can make a nigga crazy. Where
nigga just be like looking at the wall like I
couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
You I'm down with it. I'm down.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
You think you're dying, Well you're down for a minute,
but you're not gonna go crazy, right Damn you never know.
I'm damn you fucking bag off. You fuck the bag.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
That's crazy, Joe Jada, You fucking the bag upig You
just got at him.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
No the bag.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
But when you lose your mom, yo, and that this
that's the person that who created you, you know, other
than God.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
It's like, yo, like this gave me birth like you know,
and founder she he was her only child.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Like I'm telling you, I'm dealing with the nephew who
is mentally unstable because my sister passed away when he
was a kid. I'm dealing with it. Like and if
you go to him now this very second, he's like
the niggas gave him a soda.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
He's like, yo, man, this soda used to taste better
when my mom.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
Just listen, that is my live. Yes, it hurts it.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Stay with you.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
When is the tour start?
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Jess? I started to swart of the end?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Oh, you going on how long to win? I gotta
win to the end.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Of the year. Then I sit down, do my special.
Then I go on another store.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Friday, JUNI cad. I got to catch one of these shows.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Hell, yes, what's your biggest son? Is from the Breakfast Club?
Is it from Welding?
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Now?
Speaker 1 (34:00):
I g Wilding?
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Now?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
What are the people? Y'all?
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Was collective was what's my biggest fans? My biggest my
biggest fan base. People come up man, every Yeah. It
is like I was started with the Grim social media,
with Welding. Now in the Breakfast Club and touring and
in the stage is just.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
I don't know about Netflix, but the white people starting
to know me.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
That's the crazy thing. I crossed over when I got
on Fire. That's when I realized that Fire. Oh yeah,
you ladies coming up to me, love you Joe, Joe
not my fans are black in Hispanic Yeah. Yeah, I
had like what's love and certain songs that crossed over.
(34:48):
It's the white people coming up to me. Now, hey man,
love your show.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Woa wow, I'm like this Netflix got the white people. Yeah,
that's real exactly. I'm not saying they do they do?
You mop off? Netflix come free in every black household
it's Netflix and chill. It's supposed to be free everybody.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Every guy just want to use your ship in the
jets and they know when it ain't in the same house.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
If you don't got Netflix, got.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Down on that there cracking down. Yeah, nah, we got
my brother in law and Columbia. That nigga got Netflix
on my ship. Oh ship was here?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Oh no, that's like, that's like a gift.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Now you got trimp fire. That ain't got the trimp fire.
I'm living, I've been anyway. We probably get in trouble.
Fuck it. I'm not saying that. I ain't never hear
you say do ship like that? Okay, okay, I like it.
That's different. It ain't got who I want one of
(35:53):
them fire sticks. Nobody ever give.
Speaker 8 (35:55):
Me the fire sticks? Yeah this ship, they got the
free ship all No, I got you, but you gotta
do it. My man in Maly got the field.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
I bleed.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Yeah, I mean work like. Nobody ever gave me a faster.
They must think it's going like I'm gonna get him
his drug. I need killing how many of you them?
I'll take two, but I need one for the movie.
Theater that way. You know what I did yesterday? I
watched her you killing ship ship called Psycho Killer. This
(36:30):
nigga like the devil. Nigga like the Devil, and then
she come up here with seventeen crosses. I'm thinking she thinking,
I'm down with the nigga on the psychle Killer. He
got the Devil guy Netflix, Hulu Yo, the guy is oh.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
It would this think? Is crazy?
Speaker 1 (36:55):
The Psycho Killer on Hulu. That nigga loved the Devil.
He's killing every damn. I don't mean in that kind of.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
You ever saw you Ever saw a movie called Nefarious?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
No, guess what. I don't like those kind of moves.
I watched TV to that City on TV, sho be
my ship on to that's me and my lesbian girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
You never see that ship on You gotta take a ship.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Me and my lesbian girlfriend. That's my ship on two
week TV.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
I gotta take a ship for how she says to Joe.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Let me tell you something, my girls about to be.
You never seen my girls a lesbian and some ship.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Nah, I've seen a couple of guys sucking all of
lesbian ship. Yes, I saw my lesbian girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Something like that. The guy. He's a friend with the girls.
She's lesbian. She playing basketball, and then she wanted she
said she loved girls only, and there her friends was like, well,
you gotta try god to even find out. She give
her friends she got your fuck. Nigga pulled out the
cannon ball run boom to a different allegation. Now she
(38:08):
telling all lesbian friends. Yo, you know you gotta know
if you're lesbian and not pull up on my man
Danny Danny boy. Kids out there, Nigga was the lesbians
kill Damn legend and Dorry. They knocking on the door.
Nigga just fucked me. Nigga, woud they walking in there
like that? Like that's why, that's why I went be honest.
(38:31):
Kids like, because that's.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
What they did.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
You big mother?
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Come on.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
He was like, oh no, I gotta go to friends.
I gotta eat aquissoute. Standing ain't want none of that
type of to be fire. Now you gotta watch that
my girlfriend's and lesbian or something. And when ship was
dumb funny though, Yeah, I gotta watch that. Yeah, it
was funny to be hunk. Yo. They gave me the
(38:55):
pure look come here smelling ship. Oh yeah, they gave
me the Cannabi hondy cannon ball run. Yeah, this ship
he was dead.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
I need to notice. Was you there when baked with
the bird Man?
Speaker 6 (39:14):
No?
Speaker 5 (39:14):
Hell no, I wasn't that. I was waiting for my
breakfast club time.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I was there. But that was so crazy.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
He came up there just to say that ship and
then left like he.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Ain't even do that with some respect on my ain't
minutes There was two minutes and something seconds that was it.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
But why he ain't fucks Charlemagne up? He should have
just same, right, w if you hate the mother the show,
my brother, I'm not saying right, I tell you, brother
charlam maade my brother.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Let's be clear.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
What I am saying that he's gonna do all of
that is for nothing? What oh you?
Speaker 2 (39:52):
I would't have made it out that building, right, you can't?
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Who can't? If you really was that, you went with
that man like you flew in fat ship.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
He went there to tell him you done? Yeah whatever?
Speaker 1 (40:05):
You you finished with the camera and been like, yo,
this is what we're doing here, like if you really
meant that like that? Too many it was on that
type type of time, too many camels. So you what
you thought about that moment. I thought, what you thought.
I didn't think nothing.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
You're just like all right, But I feel like they
would have had to jump my man's though, because to
be honest, I'm like, I don't gonna let.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
You like lam made my fan, my brother. I'm not
saying that they would have jumped worked for a billion
unless they get the one on one fade the shooting.
Speaker 6 (40:45):
No to.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
You work for a billion dollars. Your crew is not
letting you shoot the five jumping in. First thing let you.
Speaker 4 (40:54):
Fly from the middle of American is to go there
and say a sentence and.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
Then that nigga chopper style chop chop chopper style choper
style you know, Roy Jones, Yo, Yo, Roy Jones came
to beat us A true story, Rod Jorans. Roy Jones
came to beat me up a boxer and he had
the nigga chopper style chop chopped with him. He was like, Yo,
(41:21):
give it to him, champ. He and Burdman had one
of them chopping style niggas went and it went down
at the radio station. I don't even know why. I
think with you a billionaire just paid.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
The laws man. I was being smart about catching a case.
He just wanted to get his point.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Of Yeah, that's what the same with some respect him
I put my I put massive respect on Birdman's name. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Like so.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Even when I started working up there, I wasn't even
there ship, you know, I started working there in burn man,
I gotta talk to something on the pun. He was like,
baby girl, we we bull and I was like, he
said we boom, yeah, and he said we boo Like.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Not that man, I don't know. I'm not in the gangs.
So yeah, so he was like, we booing. I was like,
what the fuck I do? I't mean, they're not gonna
just accept the job? What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (42:12):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (42:13):
So he was just like, allright, because when I come
up there, I want everybody to be boo. So I'm
gonna be bullish. Fuck when you come up. I mean,
I don't know, you know, I'm like, I don't know
if you still feel it that shit ill, But we
ain't talk about you. I ain't talk about you. Them
niggas ain't talk about you since I've been here. So
just come on up. Everybody boo a good many. That's
everybody bull berd man a good man. Let me tell
(42:36):
you something Charlemagne too, everybody family? What with twenty year old?
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Just tell just today?
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Twenty year old means right, of course today, I think
y'all messed that up because I like that.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
I never heard that one. Okay to refer to it,
that's like the movie started at the end of the right.
The question is if twenty year old Jess could see
you right now, what would she say? This would actually
be the first damn you made somebody James has ever
given us his whole production career. This would be the
(43:14):
first question he has given us.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Yeah, that ain't true.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
It is not true.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yo, ain't true. Y'all don't do that, Joe, James waking, he.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Was handling James cool?
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Were you and James? But yeah, James came to a
lock show man.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
He likes hip hop.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Go ahead, Joe, what I say?
Speaker 1 (43:34):
What would I say? Is it? Aj? It's different? That's
what's saying?
Speaker 6 (43:38):
Is that was that?
Speaker 5 (43:41):
That would be why am my son?
Speaker 4 (43:43):
Man?
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Shit, I don't fucking know. To be honest with you,
I don't know what. But because look I don't want.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
To, I wouldn't as thirty four year old Jess tell
twenty year old jest nothing, because I wouldn't change nothing
about what happened, like my journey being a mother, how
I arrived at success at this point.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
No, just keep living your life, shorty. You'll find a way.
I'm telling you, You'll be all right. I personally couldn't
believe it. There's just no way on earth I could
have told a young fat Joe, Yo, you're gonna be successful,
Yoda to have a show. You're gonna be a rapper,
You're gonna be Yeah. Im possible that I would have
believed myself, Like you know what I'm saying, from where
(44:28):
I grew up, everything I went through, there's no way
I would have thought we end up here. Like you know,
I'm a Knick fan since I'm born.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
I used to sit up seeing this ship we seeing
now it's never isn't like it's like it's crazy for
the Knicks. For me, it's like a dream that's you know,
a dreams finished. It is like a continuing dream that
I don't want it.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
To feel like a magical time times. So me personally,
I used to shit up the deck. Then I used
to scout tickets outside of manisteron Square. I used to
hustle scout tickets when I was young, and to be
courtside at the Nick game. I always do a big prayer.
But the other day something happened to me Cleveland in
(45:15):
front of it on me. I bought courtside tickets. When
they found out it was fat Joey blocked the tickets.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
What happened.
Speaker 9 (45:21):
They don't want Nick fans on there New York fans
cheering on the floor in Cleveland, And so got back
to Missigga numbers on the credit card that they knew,
and shit was from up here, and.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Somebody hands saw courtside Joe. So Cardagini was like, I
think that's Fat Joe. And that was that. They call
us back and was like, Yo, you can't and I'm
in Cleveland. I'm in Cleveland, Like damn, I got the
whotel in Cleveland, getn't dressed to go to the game.
I'm like, what the fuck with now? Nah? So I
(45:54):
think Rich calls the Knicks and tells him what's going on,
and and mister Dolan said, Yo, come with me. I
got some tickets for you. So I said, like row one,
not court side, but right behind him, great seats right
And it brought us to get the mister Dolan put
me on this. He was like, Yo, yep, come back
(46:15):
on our plane for a Nigga from Trinity half five.
He used to sleep on the floor because he had
no a seat. Wipe his ass with newspaper oncet, I
get more detailed to be court.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Side flying please, yeah, it's enough, please.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Nigga used to go. You know, I was the leader
of the free lunch bunch. Summertime was my favorite time.
I would go from school to school, free lunch, free lunch,
free lunch for lunch. Now go eat free lunch all over.
You know what I'm saying. Now I'm here in the
trim fire plane courtside, I can't be it. Okay, I'm
(46:56):
going crip my shit Emoji A thousand. I'm like, I
don't know why people around me could. We've been rich
for a long time, but people around me, I don't
know how they You know, if I don't make no money,
that broke, I don't know how that night has Wow,
what's going on? Wouses? I'll be like, yo, holy shit,
(47:19):
case I stay home one day, because when you got
fly shit, you gotta be out there working to pay
for that shit. You don't never really get to enjoy it.
I look at a light bulb in the fucking bathroom.
I'm like, yo, we can fly light bulbs. This shit crazy. Damn.
I come from the Jets, the Jets, the Jets, the Jets,
(47:40):
so I be bugging out by the smallest thing in
the world. But all my people they're like, Hey, you know,
niggas got it crack God and I know he don't. Nigga,
you one slipping fall await Yo, this shit great.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
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off the presents.
Speaker 7 (48:07):
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a T shirt with the hoodies.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
It's my favorite. Right there, I need an extra large
showing Jadashow dot com. Go there and get it. So
with me, every little thing amazes me, right, so me
telling there's no way on earth Joe cracked nineteen eighteen
(48:40):
years old would seem fifty five year old fat Joe.
And he gonna tell them, Yo, we cackd up. My
nigga were good. Don't worry about all the shit that
come in your way. You're gonna be like, get the
fuck out of here, like I couldn't believe it. Yeah, no,
you know what's crazy though?
Speaker 5 (48:55):
They ain't want no Knicks fans dad, but they had
the little white boy.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Now I got love for Timothy. He's got amaze. I yes,
I did prilege. He did the white privilege. Yeah, Philly,
they tried to beat me up three times. Philly was like, Yo,
suck my dick, fat y'all.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
Job. He was yellow. They ran up to him, and
I mean it, what about the hockey When I went
to Philly, Welcome to Philly. I opened the door. Suck
my dick. Weren't the mother fat y'all. I'm like, yo,
my jod, I'm annetting with the white guys.
Speaker 8 (49:37):
You know, the guys be the notice guy RuSHA was
on Don't I throw you out?
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Don't you like? They was on ship. They was on
some bulls ship that for. But Cleveland the fans were
actually nice ship.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
Okay, so it wasn't no, it wasn't no crazy ship
with the Cleveland fans.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Fans were nice. At l the fans were nice. They
ain't like it, you know, but you know, I know
miss Lawrence out there and at Miss Lawnce came over,
gave me that. Oh, everybody calmed down. You know what
I'm saying. You know, you don't know, Miss Laurence. Lawrence
(50:18):
came over. Hey, brother, this that you know what I'm saying,
and them niggas say, okay, hold on Lawrence giving him
in the mosley. You know what time it is. You
know what I'm saying. And so we had a great
time out. Yeah yeah, miss Lawrence. I'm sorry, damn, but
(50:42):
Cleveland was nice us. But but the actual organization, we
ain't never had to do none of that basketball. We
ain't got no basketball team in Baltimore. You got Carmelo
An the Ravens. Yeah, yeah, I know we got the Ravens.
I think you got Kevin Durant. Kevin Durant from there too,
from early DC DMV, like I loved. Shut up my brother,
(51:05):
Cuban Cigar. Let me tell you something that.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
I came out.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
I came out in nineteen ninety three. Okay, there was
no latinos in the DMV. I went to hustle in
Baltimore one time. I gave them niggas to work and
told the niggas, YO, bring me my ship back because
the cops stopped me forty six times on the ship.
There's no support of regions in Baltimore did no ded
(51:31):
So anyway, I'm flowed, Joe, but I'm going to DC
to promote. It's no Spanish niggas. They had one the
Cuban Cigar. I love you money. He used to take
me to the one Spanish restaurant. This this, this, so
I see him the other day. I'm in Miami. I
met the Carbone, got some super flyship. But I have
(51:53):
come on on beats and I see Cuban Cigar. He
see yo, you forget me?
Speaker 4 (51:59):
I sit in no.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
I love you Cuban Cigar.
Speaker 1 (52:02):
You. He was with Rip Hamilton in them. I said,
I love you, bro, I missed you. I ain't see you.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (52:09):
He was like, nine thing you forgetting me?
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Fuck?
Speaker 1 (52:12):
I took you all over d C. I show you
every I said, no Cubans go. He said we had
an episode who was here from DC? That we shouted
out everybody quick silver, oh fucking oh man. He said,
you know mention me in the DC shout outs. I
watch you mission everybody by damn y'oll and Tonio.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
The Cuban Cigar said, yo, Cuban, I love you, bro.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
I mean it. They are super tuned in. Guess we
got the hottest shit in the game.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
Kiss.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
I woke up in there. Kevin Hart running up yo, yo,
yo yo, you said I be dip Fresh and the
supermarket too. Niggas is just coming with different clips. Do
they hit you with that wherever you go, like yo,
to show that you this that they sometimes?
Speaker 3 (52:59):
I mean, but people just be hitting me about, like
running up to me like, oh, I say that shit
you did the other day, and shit he was talking
about Shorty who's fat.
Speaker 5 (53:06):
So it's always some ship that I might have said
for somebody, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
That's how they was doing. Man called buonm. You ain't
go to one of those in the wild right where
everybody you bump into is a motherfucking a one. Kevin Hard,
this one, that one, Draymond Green, this this, every nigga
I walked up in there. Every your man? What's your man?
Rich Paul? Every guy in there had Episode thirty one
(53:32):
when you said this. I know what you're saying. I
just not everybody was harassing me like this. You know
these people, you know, you know. But that's great though,
you know what I do you know the politics in
the game. There's always politics, yes, in the game, and
so they try to make you think you're not the
hottest nigg in the game. But anything you do go
(53:55):
virals in the algorithm. Niggas just responding to it on
their podcast, this is just the nigga you on fire like.
But in my game, the hip hop game, they've been
discrediting me, like for now, they think you think I
write my rhymes? Yet have you figured out Fat Joe
writes his rhymes? You better know. I'm just saying, nigga
(54:19):
say I don't write my rhymes. They they say anything
you could say, nigga, come with dickies onto somebody's out
of his flying mind. All of these niggas, all of
these nigga Fray Joe from Onyx, Fraid Joe for Manics,
just like your Fat Joe, don'tbody. I'm like Yo Fradio
(54:40):
Formonics and every other nigga that don't want to say
this guy's a hip maker. He hit him park, so
you go. They go with the most dressed. They give
a nigga, nigga wearing dickies, they'll say he fly and
Fat Joe for I'm convinced they just don't give it
up to the highest level. And even with this podcast
(55:02):
ship we number four niggas just like niggas ain't got
fluidity in front of us face cool y'all. Niggas is
keeping track of the books. Y'all got the books. So
that's what y'all doing. Do I believe them? No, that's crazy,
you said. Frederio said that cute from Oisha. Yeah, yoes
crazy Joe, because I ain't. I ain't. No, I'm a yeah,
(55:26):
of course, but he said he ain't the only one.
Speaker 2 (55:27):
They all say.
Speaker 1 (55:28):
When I'm trying to tell you is they'll tell you
right now, Fat Joe, don't got that ship on under
your ear, your back ear. They'll be like they and
so anything I do that I know I'm really good at,
they'll just discredit it every time. And I guess when
I die, Yeah, I was gonna say, I just think
when I die, they gonna come out. They don't want
(55:48):
to look at Fat Joe on his face. When I die,
You're gonna hear the weirdest niggas given testimony. I was there.
He smacked forty five niggas in my face and he
kicked them down the stairs.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
I was there this one. He was the Flyers nigga
you ever seen Yo.
Speaker 1 (56:02):
They won't tell you in your face, especially if you
like a masculine dude. They just don't want to give
it up like that. So you know with this podcast, ship,
I don't get caught up. We want two awards at
the d I thought about the awards. They got every
kind of fucking sports awards, the Mustard, that Johnson's Fried
(56:22):
Chicken Mustard Awards. We want to wow, we want to yo,
what is he talking about?
Speaker 6 (56:32):
What?
Speaker 1 (56:34):
We were nominated for three awards? We won two? Okay,
we were nominated for a BT awards. That's the age,
you know when you get that ship, ain't give me that. No,
who's the biggest We want it ready, who's the biggest
pastor from Baltimore? You don't like that talking, you see
Jesus small Bryant. No, we just want to mall Brian.
(56:57):
We just wanted the Jamal Bryant Awards. Mo the money?
Are you on the book tour right now? Book been
on the book so man, I've been torn doing press
for this book since like March and the March.
Speaker 4 (57:16):
Got to keep it going. You gotta make this the
best seller of y'all. Absolutely, you know, I reading on
the flight, I making on the jet, Namo, I'm.
Speaker 1 (57:25):
Gonna read this. You're gonna make it on the jet.
Speaker 2 (57:28):
You're gonna make the motherhood motherhood.
Speaker 1 (57:33):
These niggas are crazy, y'all.
Speaker 2 (57:37):
Motherhood is great mother.
Speaker 1 (57:39):
Reverend Jordan's, Reverend Clemente, Jamal Bryant, Jamal Bryant, the Rabbi.
Your niggas is crazy.
Speaker 2 (57:52):
That's what you know.
Speaker 1 (57:54):
That's the that's what. Let me tell you something guards
everything he got, motherfucker. I'm down with the Jews. The
other day I was in Pristine and the Rabbi court
me blessings and love and nah. I'm every day like
a Porto Rican. I'm Black, I'm Chinese, I'm fucking Mongolian,
I'm everything. Like I'm multi cultural.
Speaker 2 (58:15):
The nigga said, they love me, the.
Speaker 1 (58:16):
Jewish, the Muslims, everybody. You know, why are you sad
with them fucked up sneakers you got on? I'll be
sad too.
Speaker 2 (58:24):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (58:29):
That nigga got them esper drills on. No, I'm already
like tempaed with you. If you don't take them ships off,
I'm moving on ship. I'm gonna get them stick. I
keep giving you sneaks to take them fucking one of
them ships, nigga.
Speaker 2 (58:48):
So he told them, if you keep putting them on,
I'm moving over here. Pointed by.
Speaker 1 (58:56):
That nigga got the sketches where you gotta put them on?
You ain't got Joe said, down. You know them sneakers,
they got the commercial howie mandel that you ain't got,
no no, no streams. Just slipped them. Ship off. If
you don't put on some fly ship, because I gave
you some fly ship. If you keep wearing them ships,
(59:20):
the flashpack out of work. But here he come with
that ship, and they come with the quish.
Speaker 2 (59:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (59:26):
True time of feeling. He's got the petty loafer stigers.
Two time, come get him real quick. Dang damn, there
you go ship. He got the Reverend James a polite
the mother. Then he got the windows.
Speaker 2 (59:43):
Yet no they the mother who got the windows mother ship? Mother?
Speaker 1 (59:49):
Damn Yeah, man, you got the mother that sits on
page one thirty six, and you got the mothers or.
Speaker 2 (59:58):
His sneakers is in the shot of the somewhere on
this way.
Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
You know that, you know by the way you got
you not away, but you are uncle too right, Next
time you do that, I'm watching all your days off, nigga.
You gotta run out of yo. My aunt died last week.
We got You're gonna run out of I got the
ship down right here. Two times of felons. One aunt
(01:00:28):
died last year, gone Dalents Day. I better not here.
Aunt Edner died like nigga on Edmonton.
Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
I do not.
Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
I'm watching all of these. You're an un call all that.
You can't be an uncle every week. My man, somebody
died in his family every time.
Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
He went on.
Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Two times fell your nigga's a gram yo. This is
the book.
Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
Yeah, Support the Breakfast, Parrot, support the book, tours, support
the tour, support everything does the Breakfast on Netflix Monday
through Friday every day.
Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
You know what she's doing, getting a lot of money, man,
She's getting it. And I think, like you are like
a boss lady where yeah yeah, because because I believe
this might be messy or something. But I believe when
Homegirl came to the show, people was thinking she's gonna
(01:01:28):
take your slot, and you had the baby, you came
back and you got right in your slot.
Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
DJ Callip would go to the radio with COVID. He
would make sure j came up healthy. No, because he
would not. He would make sure in tornado and fucking hurricanes.
He wouldn't move from that because he kept telling me, Yo,
somebody gonna come up here. DJ. They ass off man radio. Lauren,
(01:01:56):
she did a thing. Yeah she did right, and then
some people You don't in the room for anybody what
she this slot right back? Yeah not absolutely. What she
do is different, you know what I mean. She a real,
real fucking journalist. You know what I mean, Like she
she's going to court with niggas.
Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
She she was.
Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
You know, I'm different.
Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
I'm not doing that ship like, I'm not going in
court sitting behind me.
Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Get daddy. Ten thousand years and they have seen that
video like Lauren, he would have seen that Cannabi walks
and that's the breakfast club with niggas lawyers. I'm not
doing it. The thousand years they saw that video on
that Trimp fire that the man he out of it.
They said he ship cannonball run Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
(01:02:41):
ship yeah ship was yeah. But Nigga had that with Beyamba.
Nah did he did? He the white man what they called?
But when but Yon? But he stretched his arms. Yeah.
The verdict that is, I didn't even see it. I
(01:03:02):
don't want to see it. Yeah, nah, I don't want
to see it.
Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
They said so much.
Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Yeah, no, no, did He had a big ass clip
like it was like a yo, like he was like
a stud walking around. Yeah, he had a big It
was like you ever seen like one of the big
ass clips, like the woman when she had, you know,
and and you see it like like a stud have
(01:03:28):
a big woman girl suck it.
Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Like yeah, that's how What the fuck? That's how Diddy,
That's how I look. I was like, God, what the fuck?
You know what I mean? Like I ain't know did
he like for a minute, you know, you say him now,
yeah Diddy? Did he ye y'alla?
Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Yeah, Like for a second, I was, oh, no, nigga
like like trans like you know what I mean, like
you know how look like like you know, like no
for real, for real, like that might really be like
a trans man because you don't want and I would
gave a big, thick ass clip. But now when you
think about it, Diddy, when you think when you think
(01:04:09):
about it, you gotta think about it. That's why he
was bringing the niggas in with the with the big
poles because it's.
Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Like, oh, Ship, I ain't got enough for shorty. I
want to going. Imagine you're going, I'm sure this ain't
Joe James. I'm sure this ain't making the cup but
for hour music. Imagine if you got a girl, imagine
you like, Yo, Mama, I love you. I'm into certain ship.
(01:04:35):
I want to bring a nigga in the room and
the nigga come in with the it's the fish that
says whoa, yeah, yeah, that nigga with the kiss Jop.
(01:05:00):
At that point she should have know ain't no loving this.
But what I'm saying that man did.
Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
He walked in like a stud without the strap, you know,
like before they put it on.
Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
I think it's I think unfortunately these videos they get leaked,
and the people in the video they stop go up. Yeah,
a lot of wanny niggas want to get at it
now in the legendary form, Yeah, that's like ray J
all right. They were like, yo, I'm gonna get at
him or whatever the case may be. This guy stock
(01:05:30):
went up and everybody stopped winning. Hurt you, yeah, hurt
the most. She off that ten thousand a month. Now
she had big money. She's she could have benefit the most.
She is right one of these hubs or to call
dash and moms. Somebody gonna call it. Only show her
(01:05:52):
how to get it. She's about to eat man. You imagine,
Nigga said, everybody take that. Take that. You'll never feel nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
You you're going the wrong way.
Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
But kind to bring this ship. You gotta bring somebody.
Man to tell Tennis coming in. That's why. Like, that's
why now I get it. I get it now after
the tape, like, oh, that's why yore so many and evil,
like that's why. That's why ships. That's why, yo. Because
man came with the medieval times. Fights on the dick.
Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Yeah, man, Nigga came in with the medievil.
Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Yo, you.
Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Ma do me a favor because she's so beautiful too.
He's like, ma, do me a favor. I just want
you to join in on this. Not a problem baby,
that's crazy, yo, that's crazy. You thought you had an
easy going night. This ain't right. God so full of ship.
(01:07:00):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
This ain't that. It's cracking. Kiss motherfucker. That's it makes
no noise for just hilarious.
Speaker 6 (01:07:09):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
I appreciate her jo