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get no, you know what, I'm gonna save it. I'm
gonna save it. I'm gonna say it holy com. And
instead we're gonna talk about how the New York Jets
now officially have a former Green Bay Packers quarterback signed
today it happened. Maybe you weren't looking, Maybe you were
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paying attention to something else. Maybe the name didn't matter.
See maybe rugged and moved on. You saw Jets and
get Packers quarterback and said yeah. And maybe you were
watching the Masters, Baby, Baby Baby. But the New York Jets,
you know, all the big talk about getting Aaron Rodgers,
about getting him, getting him, getting him, get him, getting
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him gaming. Okay, waiting to find out if that's actually
going to happen, Waiting to find out will he emerge
from buying crystals and ritzy neighborhoods and easy built his gauntlet.
Yet we talked about it last night. I gotta listen
to the whole show in and outside of Los Angeles.
I'm going to I'm going to crystal shops and buying crystals.
There's like twelve pictures of Aaron Rodgers walking out of
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a crystal shop outside out of LA and I'm going,
how is he buy himself? How is every picture? Remember Rogers,
He's buy himself? Is to be alone? Good to him?
Why do people around you? You need someone around him?
Going dude, Jets Jets, Jets, Jets, Jets, Jets. What he's
got you in a bunch of other homers in our
media world. I mean, I have on good authority that
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there are a number of national radio and TV shows
where you've got guys clasped hands going plays come to
the Jets already I'm just sitting next to Jets, Jets, Jets.
Who's that? He's my Jets guy? What does that mean?
He just says jets all that he's the guy that's
taken over for the Rogers guy. He just reminds me,
I'm gonna wind up playing this year. So what do
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you mean? Well, you know, I get into my car
and he sits in the back seat and he goes, Jets, Jets, Jets, Jets, Jets,
Jets Jet. I get out of the car, I go
to lunch. He sits across from me, he goes Jets, Jets, Jets, Jets, Jets. Chet. Look,
how much do you pay this guy? Oh, I'll buy
him lunch and maybe I'll buy him a crystal whatever
he wants. Whatever is. But that's why. Here's the guy
that walks next to me going Jets, Jets, Jets. He's
still a whole crystal suit from my debut. Oh, now
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that's crystals. That sounds like an mcu villain, you know,
crystal something crystal I made build that that might be
something we do for the show for early September. Oh
crystal light, No, that's a lemonade. Crystal. I believe in
crystal because I believe in me. Now there you go nicely.
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I'm such a loose in the way back machine right there? Maybe,
Oh I love it. Remember used used to pour in
the packet of lemonade in and you would that's how
you would make it. Oh that was brilliant. Who's your
big rival? Oh? Kool aid Man? Because you know I
come in the picture. He's in a picture. It's kool
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aid Man is a big rival. Yeah, but kool aid Man,
that's right. Um. But the Jets did get former Packers quarterback.
He is on the team. Bred far didn't have to know.
It's a tight shirt. It's too early for Bred Farve.
Can't do Bret Farve jokes yet, too soon, too soon,
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too soon for bred five jokes. Can't do Bret Frive.
He's still persona non grat. It can't do Bred farm.
Oh can't do it. No, I still can't do it.
Can't do James Jones. It's not did Ricky behind you?
Just say James Jones. Yeah, okay, James Jones. James Jones,
most renowned and well known for wearing a hoodie under
his jersey during Packers a few years ago. Yeah, he
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were a hoodie under his jersey. They used to do that,
like the seventies and eighties. That's how guys were get
They didn't have like thermal and dry fit clothes back then.
It was just I'm cold, what a kep on on?
I'll put a sweatshirt on under Okay, say wear hoodies
under their under their uh their jerseys that seeded during
the game. We're hoodie. That's not a bad way to go.
But the Jets did not to give up any draft
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picks for him. They keep all their picks right now.
It's a one year deal. It's not a lot of money.
It works, the New York Jets. Once again, Bart Stark out,
it's it's actually Stark. It's a star Stark. Is you
drop a Max McGee while you're Stark? Is Game of Thrones?
I know? I love the Starks. Yeah, which, by the way,
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why are they picked on so much? Can we talk
about that? Uh? Well, okay, sure we can. We can,
And I want you people to connect them to Tony Stark,
Like there we go from the Starks to Tony Stark
kind of a jump though. Yeah, no, well it is,
well you just called him Bart Stark, figured you can
you can do that. Bart's stark. But the Jets out
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maneuver the Packers and they obtain quarterback Tim Boyle. Yay,
boil is in the I have to explain to millennials
don't even know. I gotta explain to millennials who Aaron
Rodgers is Tim Boyle. Tim Boyle was Aaron Rodgers backup
in Green Bay a couple of years ago. He was
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there during Rodgers MVP years, and now the Jets brought
him in to ostensibly be their third string quarterback. They've
given that number two job to Zach Wilson, but hopefully
what this is is a leap frog position for Tim
Boyle because if something happens to Aaron Rodgers. I don't
know that I want Zach Wilson in, but they bring
in Tim Boyle to be their quarterback. Now, first thing
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is this, Can the Jets get any closer to getting
Aaron Rodgers without actually getting him than they are right now?
Because it's they just get Can I get another half
an inch closer to the finish line. We've signed the
wide receivers he wanted, We're talking with Odell Beckham. Now
we're gonna sign the guy who backed him. Up a
couple of years ago. How close can we get? Can
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we get? Can we get right on that line without
signing Aaron rod without getting Aaron Rodgers? How close can
we get? This is uh bordering ut absurd At this point,
what else do you want? How about that guy? He
could he could use a job for twenty twenty three.
At this point, this is like having an entourage. I
just want a bunch of guys to be on payroll. Hello,
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don't you Pam None? I want him mind? You are payroll.
But that means you might have to take less money.
He's like, no, I don't. I'm the money. I'm the gaptain.
Now I'm in charge here. And look at most of
my prime players on this squad. They're all rookies. They're
not making any money. Oh you watch, you watch. The
next move is they're gonna get Wayne Laravie to be
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their radio play by plaque. Hey, you've been calling Aaron
Rodgers cakes is a path day? Hey, come on, you're
calling Bob was shosing. You're out. You're the new voice
of the Jets. All right, it sounds great. Let's get
so close to that finished line and not get there.
But but I'm gonna do something that I normally don't
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do until the end of the summer because as as
close as it is, as fun as it is, and
every day is still Aaron Rodgers eve every night I
go to bed, and if you don't get them, then
it's gonna be the next day of the next day.
It's happening. The Jets are getting Aaron Rodgers. Okay, And
I'm sorry for everybody who wants to look at this
and say, Aaron Rodgers is we stay. People only say
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that because he's going to the Jets, because the Jets
have been a franchise everybody likes to laugh at and
make fun of. So Rogers going to the Jets. Oh,
he stinks. He's done. He can't do it anymore. He's
gonna suck. Meanwhile, if this was Bill Belichick and the
Patriots getting Aaron Rodgers, it would be what a smart
move by Bill Belichick. You know, you don't want to
replace Tom Brady. You want to be the guy that
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replaces the guy that replaced Tom Brady. And boy coming
in here, you know the way the way he plays quarterback. Ah,
this is gonna be some kind Oh. I think the
Pagris can get back to the Super Bowl right now
with Aaron Rodgers. So the only reason you're hearing Aaron
is because it's the Jets. But I'll tell you right now,
the AFC Championship Game is gonna be the Jets and
the Jaguars. Both of these teams are young, they are
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on the rise. The Jets defenses lights out, they have
everything they need except a quarterback, and you're getting one
of the best. The Jaguars have already talked about how
much they're on the rise and the ascension of Trevor
Lawrence and getting Calvin Ridley. They are loaded. Sorry, it's
not gonna be a year for U, Kansas City, not
gonna be year for you, Cincinnati Buffalo. Who knows that?
They're still gonna be the Bills, Jets and the Jaguars,
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And something I haven't done since I'm fifteen years old.
I'm telling you right now, the second the Jets get
Aaron Rodgers, I'm picking the Jets to go to the
Super Bowl. Haven't done it in twenty five years, and
I've been right for the last twenty five plus year.
More than that, now, thirty five years I've been right
about not picking the Jets to the Super Bowl, and
I'm gonna pick him now because they're going because they're
loaded and it's all they need. And I'm sorry, I
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can see past the fun. Oh it's it's the Jets.
Yead just watch Jets Jaguars AFC Championship game, Jets to
the super Bowl. Write it down. I dig the bold
proclamations here on April six to a seventh. I haven't
even had the draft yet. I don't in the Midwest,
he says, I don't care. It can all go to hell.
We haven't had any injuries, any training camp issues. Hell,
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he doesn't even have his quarterback on his roster, but
he says super Bowl seven him, We're getting him, We're
getting him. It's happening. Okay, all of this stuff is
happening without Aaron Rodgers getting to the Jets. So the Jets,
the Jets are gonna get them, and that's all they
just think about this. If if they just had league
average quarterback play last year, they're probably in the super
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Bowl because they're that good, the defense was that good,
the playmakers were there. They just had absolutely nothing out
of their quarterback. And you're getting Breece Hall back this year,
who was going to run away with the Rookie of
the Year got hurt and then Garrett Wilson wound up
winning it. Yeah, the Jets are loaded. They have there.
You're looking for teams on the rise that are going
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to take advantage of a schedule and take advantage of
being able to sneak up on people. That's the Jets,
that's the Jaguars. Yeah, they're both good. No, people don't
understand just how good both of these teams are. And yeah,
the Chiefs are gonna be good again because they're the Chiefs.
The Bengals are gonna be good. They're the Bengals. I
get it. The Bills. You still think the Bills are
the Bills, but they've had a few years now and
they have been able to cut through. Jets and the
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Jaguars teams that are that are on that cusp of
being big time teams, and they both ascend the year.
Jets Jaguars insane And it's gonna be a huge civil
war in my family because half my family are Jets fans.
The other half are Jaguars fans because they all live
in Jacksonville. No, that's good. I like that. In battle
and then then we'll get the Detroit people involved somehow.
So it's a six man tag match. Oh I might picked,
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I might pick the lines for the super Bowl. Why not? Now,
you're just getting a little bit too frisky here hunting six.
Calm yourself down. Why not? Why not us? Why not us?
Why but you says where we're at in the AFC
right now? When when you look at the AFC South
Titans were trying to sell off all their component parts.
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The Colts don't have a quarterback. The Texans are all
the Texans and rebuild. I like the coaching higher. I
think the last two guys got screwed Collie and Lovey,
but hey, third times the charm here as you you
go year to year on coaches, but we love you
got his revenge by winning that last time he did
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he did either way. Um, you look at the division
and it's the Jaguars for the taking. Right you add
Calvin Ridley, he's gonna wear a number zero and they're
ready to go in the West. I think you've got
two teams a top Chiefs until someone beats him. It's
the old Rick Flair to be the man, you gotta
beat the man. Chargers while they fired their trainers. So
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in theory, guys are on the field more often. Sorry,
I had to do it. Austin Eckler has said it's
the worst case scenario, but he'll be back. I don't
know if that's a positive or a negative. You know
that I've got a really good job in Los Angeles.
That's my backup. It's great, but nobody really wanted me
when I looked at him for other options. The Raiders
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are the Raiders there. They're still gonna stink. As much
as I love Jimmy and the Broncos are really intriguing.
But are they suddenly going to go from five to
twelve wins? No, No they're not. Russell Wilson and Sean
Payton might be fighting on the sideline by Game three,
So there you go in the North three. I don't know, man,
you had him say today? Hey, watching that tape last
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year was wrong? Oh no? What? Hey? Look do you
know what brutal honesty that will lead you to the
Promised Land or it will tear you asunder? Might not
be Game three, maybe a little bit sooner than night.
I'm just saying, so, yeah, go through the other divisions.
I mean, the East will be fun. Man. You got
three teams that should roll, and then the Patriots is
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just good enough to screw things up, not good enough
to leap ahead of anybody unless that million one shot
of Lamar Jackson showing up actually happens. And then the
North they'll cannibalize each other, and the Ravens. Who knows
what the hell they're doing at this point, DaCosta. I
did by Baltimore spot earlier, Jason, and they asked me
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about it. I go number one, da Costa. He doesn't
get a microphone anymore, it's never turned on. What do
you say, Eric, move on? He's got nothing to say.
So yeah, by default, I would say you got a
pretty good opportunity for those squads to roll up Jets Jags. Man,
I don't think the odds are gonna be as long
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as perhaps you might have liked. Well, that's okay, boy,
that's okay. I don't go about the fifth and when
Aaron Rodgers actually shows up, boy, you'll have something to
do it. Well. Yeah, I mean that I'm not picking
the Jets of Zach Wilson's playing again, So that's not no, no, no,
he's gonna get beaten out. No, he's yeah, he's gonna
make Jaron Rodgers him boils, taking his job. Are you
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getting yeah? Oh man, I'm telling yeah, Hey, I hope
you're enjoying second string at least for a little while. Jets, Jags.
I'm telling you, Jets, Jags, and the Jets are going
to the Super Bowl. And I've not done again. I
think since I was fifteen years old, when I would
argue this with my friends in school, Are you kid,
the Jets are gonna go to the Series? Stupid? The
Giants are gonna suck this year. They sucked. Phil Sims sucks.
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They're not gonna do it. And then the Giants go
win the Super Bowl and the Jets, oh we lost
the playoff game with the Browns. Yeah. I mean not
since I was fifteen if I talked about the Jets
and winning the Super Bowl do it all. But I'm
doing it now because now that because now they have everything,
they get Aaron Rodgers, they will have zero weaknesses zero. Certainly, yes,
certain parts of the team. Could you be a little
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bit better on the offensive line, Yeah, but you know
you have the d again, you got the draft coming.
You're pretty complete on defense. You're pretty complete with your
with your wideouts, and maybe Odell Beckham is coming, maybe not.
You're complete at running back. Aaron Rodgers is all you need.
And for the Jaguars it's the same thing. Their defense
is good enough and their offenses absolutely lights out. And
you get back one of the biggest playmakers in the
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game this year and Calvin Ridley, who it's gonna take
them a little bit. I don't expect them to come
out and and just you know, light things on fire early.
The guy's been out of the game here. It's gonna
take them a little bit of time to get in.
But then all of a sudden, watch out. How do
you stop them? How do you stop It? Strikes me
as an offense that will spend an awful lot of
time hanging out together this offseason, a lot of work.
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There's not gonna be any question that these guys didn't
get their time in. This is Tom Brady during COVID. Hey,
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And uh, you know, first of all, let me say this.
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The other night or two nights ago, a controversy came
up which I said, this is pretty stupid. Then last
night it got to insane levels of stupidity. But now
I think it's gone. I think it's done. This whole
Jill Biden inviting Iowa to the White House, that was
just stupid from the beginning. Separate from the Caitlyn Clark
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Angel Reese, one player is lauded for talking smack, the
other one is not. And yeah, that gets racial, and
that's an important deal because that was not cool. But
this whole inviting Iowa to the White House, this was
just dumb, right. This was Jill Biden deciding to do
something where really it should have been fought, a thought out,
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a little bit better, right, that's what it was. Because
nobody wants to do anything politically that's gonna hurt them.
This was something Oh yeah, Okay, maybe it's the first
college basketball game you watched by women in a long time,
and Caitlyn Clark's a big star, but yeah, I don't
think inviting the losing team is a great deal. And
then we find out that it gets to an insane
level last night where Angel Reese, who has been at
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the forefront of this, said oh yeah, doctor Jill Biden
wanted to come talk to us before the championship game
and we told her no, why because Joe Biden picked
somebody else in his bracket to win the NCCHY. You
find your motivation where that personally? Okay, okay, but that's
just stupid because let's say you want to do that,
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which is really I mean, come on, now, Jordan made
a career out of it, but let's let you there's
a movie in the theater. Now, I thought how he
hated everybody? Okay, even if he really didn't, Okay, it's
it's not really about Jordan. But but okay, if you
want to use that his motivation, then don't be mad
afterwards that that the woman you said no, the first
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lady that you said no, we don't want you in
our locker room, wants to meet the other team. Don't
be me. Can't be mad about that. You're the one
that pushed her off there. Oh but now we got out. Now,
why didn't you want to talk to us? She tried
to talk to you before the game. Now, I don't
blame Joe Biden for going. I try to talk to
LSU and they were mad that Joe, that you didn't
pick them to win the championship. What what are you talking?
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I mean, that's just stupid. And I thought, Okay, now,
with the capability of this story getting stupider and stupider,
we were going to get more stupid. But now, no,
Now I think it's over because LSU has accepted the
invitation by the White House to visit. As what normally
happens for champions in professional sports and big time college sports,
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they are going to the White House. The date has
not yet been set. It's not known if all the
players are going to go, but LSU is going to go.
A university spokesman confirming that. Kim mulki and previously said
right afterwards, if we're invited, we're going to go. So
now I think this is over. I mean, I hope
it's over. I like to think it's over. This could
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be the end of Friday of the thirteenth where Corey
Feldman's got to walk over Jason's body after he's killed
him and then no, no, he grabs him and then
he's got a stab in the death like a thousand
hunt of times. So it may be that, but I
have to think this is over now. Yeah, and fortunately
you know the short national nightmare of slap fighting over
or invitations and who extended what, who rejected it. We
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still don't know the chain of discussion here. Did it
go to Mulki, did it just go to an sid,
did it go to the players? They said, you know what,
we're working here, and he disrespected us in his bracket
he had us listen to the Sweet sixteen to Michigan. Somehow,
it seems like this becomes a nice narrative after the fact. Yeah,
you know what, and you know what, he didn't. So
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let's run with that look because it helps up helps
build that villain aspect to it. Right now, according everybody's
mad Yeah, yeah, but wait, buddy, According to LSU, if
you're the president and you don't pick the correct team
to win, nobody else is gonna go. You have to
pick the correct team to win it. If they win,
then they will go visit you with the White House.
But only then, No, I did that. No, if he
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if he doesn't pick right and meant a lot of
pressure on the president, then yeah, that's true. Or whoever's
making the picks for him? Yeah, who do you think
of the president's college pass or eventually her, But right
now it's him. So somebody got that. Somebody picked that
for me up and then he goes and then he
gets up on the ponium. Look, I didn't make the pick.
They never gave me the bracket. What are we doing?
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What do you mean I picked them clearly? Did you rubber?
The conversation goes back to the Dishert way of running
a White House. I told you they were gonna win
it all. How did you put down the other team?
How did you get that toggle wrong in the first round.
I just hope it's over now. I hope it's over.
I hope everybody is happy and everything works well and
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it's done. I hope it's done. I really, I mean,
this was a story that it really once it got
to the point where we didn't want to talk to
the first lady because her husband picked somebody else. Not
even she picked somebody else, her husband picks. Well, we're
not privy to her bracket. I didn't even have you
guys making the tournament. I excised you once the bracket
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was out, said they got no chance, so I filled
in another team. So with that being going on right now,
Jill Biden is probably glad this is over and said, boy,
you know, can some other politicians say or do something
where we spend time talking about it? You ask and
you shall receive, because now I'm going to give you
the story of what happened between the Connecticut governor and
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the Houston mayor. As you remember, Yukon men played in
the final four in Houston won the national championship a
few days ago. And yeah, you normally get mayors and
mayors and government officials, for example, a creative acumen. You
fill that vacum you usually get usually getting mayors and
governors get involved in bets when it comes to hey,
we're playing you in a tournament. Everything else, but the
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governor of Connecticut, Ned Lamont, who went to Houston and
was there Monday to watch Yukon win the national championship.
He was at the final four in Houston. Well, he
went on the Chaz and AJ Show on WPLR FM
in Connecticut and was asked about, Hey, what was it
like being in Houston? And this is what the governor
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of Connecticut said about Houston. It's not much there. That's
tweeted Houston, we have a problem. Chazz really went for
the Houston we have a problem. Maybe that was a
j It could have been an I'm making a chatz.
Just yes. Uh, you walk around downtown Houston, which is
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but ugly not much there? How do you say that
the city? How do you say that? How do you
I don't understand how you say? I really don't because
now we're getting into city insulting. The last few days
that's been that's been rampant in the world. So now
you have Yukon insulting Houston, and Houston's Mayor, Sylvester Turner
uh did not like that and came back with a
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one liner to rival that of the Connecticut governor. No, no,
hell no, we not go feet you Dan you oh Stu,
howse you and you gotta go back and talk about
but ugly which him was he looking from No kho
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UTV right there, which end was he looking from WHOA,
Now you got the Yukon that night at the UCON.
Now you have the Connecticut couver, you have the Yukon governor,
you have the Connecticut governor. Back and forth, and here's
a response from the Houston mayor, and then the governor
after being you know, presented with this going ay dude,
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and look Chas had it right on. That's gonna be
I mean, it's gonna be something. Uh. He tried to
walk back what he said, but did he really try
to walk it back? But we had a ball in
Houston during the ant double A final four. Um Houston.
The people there were incredibly gracious and welcoming for us,
and basketball game was pretty darn good as well. I
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love the mayor's comments. He said, Um, maybe the governor
was looking at the wrong end of a beauty for horse,
and I guess I resembled that comment. I want to say,
more importantly, I think compared with the beauty of that
amazing basketball champion Kip on Monday night, we were joking around. No,
I was joking around. Oh yeah, hey, No, I was
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completely joking around when I decided as the governor to
say about another city in the United States. Yeah's but
ugly and nothing is there. I was complete. I was
joking around. I was come on, I was joking around.
What do you mean? It was all a joke. It
was a misunderstanding. I was kind of fun. Sounds like
I found the politician. I was just joking, all right,
this has become the baseball player. Oh, I didn't know
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it was in that uh medicine that I took that
made me test positive for peeds. That that that's what
that's become because we've gotten that for soul. I didn't
know what I was taking. That's what this is. Politician.
I was just joking. I know, I was just joking.
I can't but I was only joking about that. Yeah, okay,
I was just joking. Okay, yeah, so well, oh it's
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always a good move, like, oh, I'm sorry, my joke
didn't land. Didn't you like that? Chazz and AJ you're
spreading too much time about this now, but it makes
you laugh, Go my Chazz, you don't. I keep thinking
it's like the fifty year old guy runnerund calling some
billy no no, no, no no. I keep think because
that was a billy. Zabka's name in back to school.
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He was Chazz Chazz. Uh, but Biza there you go, Billy. Well,
yeah it's still Billy Zapka, you're right, but it's still
this is I don't get how this how this is? Look,
this would be my worst job in the world, right
If you said to me, what would you not want
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to do the most? I would not want to work
for a politician that I have to worry about what
they say and clean up everything they do with a
statement or a or a a a an apology of something.
What the governor meant to say was what? That would
be the worst job every go. Can't you just be
an adult and not have to say because you know
someone yelled at whoever the pr person is for the
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governor going you let the governor go on a radio
show and say that the city was in was but ugly.
What did you want me to do? Sit next to
him at six thirty in the morning doing this year. Yes,
that's your job all that. That would be the worst job.
That would be the world. I keep thinking of Anna
Klumsky from Veep, because that would she would want to
She would buy a banger head against the wall every
single episode because of what Julia Weis Dreyfus would say,
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but that's a comedy that's made that way. But I
keep thinking about the clubs can I don't want this job.
What am I doing? This is the worst job ever.
I gotta worry about what some lunatic is gonna say
because he just feels like saying it. Because I'm a politician,
and I could just say I apologize, or I was
only joking around after her, I could say all that
it's not a bad move, not a bad strategy. Oh,
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I was just kidding. I was just kidding. I was
just kidding. It made sense. You don't we don't mind,
and you can take a joke. Now she's gonna run
guns and roses live blinds at each other all night.
I want them to run and one of those one
of those jobs switched days, like people do where hey
for one day, everybody does somebody else's job at work,
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one of those team building exercises. And I want the
governor of Connecticut have to go be the mayor of
Houston for one day and just do all kinds of
public appearances and take questions from the media and citizens.
That's there, you go, that that should be the penance
for this for calling the city but ugly and not
much there where you're talking about downtown, You come on,
Downtown Houston is wonderful. That's the first place I ever
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had Quiznos was in downtown Houston, and I went there
and that was my go to place. And I was
covering the Lakers and the Rockets in the playoff series
about twenty years ago. First place I ever had Quiznos,
and I still have Quiznos to this day, and I
went there in Houston and that became my go to Well,
I think I'm gonna go and watch a run of
those commercials that they had with that insane puppet speaking
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voice Quiznos Jobs, Quizznos, Quiznos. I'll scarf for Quizzie quiz
the greatest. Yeah. That was worse than the maniacal burger
king king that just kind of crept around, didn't say anything. Yeah,
I kind of kind of bounced Yeah, I don't know, man,
I kind of dug that because the burger king King,
the quiet burger king King, was very dangerous. I kind
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of liked that, the element of danger in a burgering
commercial because he looked like he could come up and
shake my hand or he could pull out a machete. No,
that's just I'm not kind of like, Oh, that's good.
I mean that it's kind of like that uh, that
bootleg Winnie the Boom movie that's out there. Be sure
to catch live editions of The Jason Smith Show with
Mike Harman weekdays at ten pm Eastern, seven pm Pacific. Wow,
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we're not running up that Mike Army. You know, I thought, Jane,
what do you think, buddy? I think it's time we
started running up the hill out of the night. I
really thought there was a different song that was going
to come that was an old classic to close the show.
Oh you know, what's a night we could all right?
But I like this though. Instead of running up that hill,
it's getting out of the hole. Oh no, I mean
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the other one. Yeah, come on one from the Oscar,
A Warren winning movie. You knew he meant the other one.
Come on, Maybe it doesn't matter. Look at sports Radio
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Progressive dot Com. Well, this is now what really scares me.
I know it's April sixth, going into April seventh, and
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I'm already scared about how the baseball season's going to
turn out because of results like this from tonight and
the pitch. I'm gonna have a meeting in the next week,
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ty Shirt, and it's gonna be you and me and
our manager, Scotch Chappire, okay, Alex, and I'm gonna tell
him all the things you have done horrendously and incorrectly,
and he's gonna say, I have no choice but to
fire you. And I'm gonna say, get up, get out
of here, get gone, and you're gonna have to leave.
And that's me. The last thing you hear from me
is the Bob you want, the Bob you could call
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so much. He's gonna say, you're fright. I'm gonna say,
get up, get out of here, so you're gonna be gone.
The jokes on you, Jason. It's gonna turn into a
butt fumble, and you fumble that whole operation and that presentation.
Scott says, you know what, Alex will keep you around.
Here's a little bit extra cash. Yeah, yeah, I think
you had a good right up until the part about
extra cash. Yeah. I tried to sneak it in. H No.
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Now the play of the night comes to us. It's
a walk off that has to at least make half
the league in Major League Baseball really nervous about what
could be coming. Zario ready to run on contact two
two bitch, and there's a bullet after center field down
for a base hid. Here comes Eddie, Here comes the
throw playing the play. Braves, oh walk off base half
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Braves Radio Network on the call, and already and this
is you know, I watched this last year. I watched
last couple of years. I watched the Braves just get
into a mode of we lose one game a week
and we're gonna walk off whenever we want to. And
I feel like that's what they're They're already there right now,
it's six and one and we're just started the season.
I feel like that to where the Braves are like
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they've picked up from where they were at the end
of last year in the regular season and suddenly it's
gonna be We're just gonna win six out of every
seven games. And you think we're gonna lose, but no,
we're gonna walk off at least one or two of
them in that in that timeframe, and and and we're
just gonna run away with the National League. That's kind
of where I am right now. So it scares me
for the Mets, and it scares if I'm any other
fan and National League team that the brains are gonna
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be this good and that they're this good this early. Well,
the fact that you got Ronald Lacunyan Junior back in
the lineup isn't good for you. No, no, it's not
that that's not going to help you. I mean Max
Freed is hurt. Yeah, it doesn't doesn't matter, doesn't matter,
It doesn't matter. And as as we told Alan yesterday,
the Mets sunned tell Alan uh and and all the
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all the breaks they like, the Braves are like, look
at us, we're the braves. We're so good, we're so smart.
We signed all our guys and these deals and we
and we give them no money. Basically, we have a
hypnotist in the room. Then he gets them to sign
It's like Woody Harrelson when are he's talking about the
guy and he and no, some people can't be hypnotized
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after he's hoodwinked the guy for all his cash because
he's having the affair with his wife's sister. I'm sorry, ma'am.
You know some people can't be hypnotized. They got a
guy doing that satan trick like one. I signed eight years,
one hundred million, but about I had thirty three hundred
thirty and a one twenty. What the hell? Well, that's
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the one thing that's the one saving grace is that
eventually the next couple of years, it's gonna be Ronald
Coton is gonna come to camp and go, hey, um no,
I'm not playing for ten million dollars this year. I
know I got seven more years and seventy million dollars
left tipping it. Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. So
you're gonna give me more money or I'm not coming now.
You know what, You can complain about it in documentaries
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for forty years. Hence you're going tipping on those deals.
All of you standing here again. They got me to
sign eight years too, eight I was in for eleven
what are you talking about? Look was so smart what
we're doing. So we're the Braves. The Braves went from
being so huggable and lovable in the nineties and now
it's like the bridge. Yes, we're so good, we're doing
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better than everybody. Yes, anybody that plays good for a week,
we give me ten years. No no, no, no, no no.
Don't you go doing that with your guys spending money
and throwing around like he's making it rain. And at least,
how are you talking about? At least we spend money
and guys that have done it for fifteen or twenty
years in Major League Baseball first and at the very
end of their runs, right exactly, they say, here, we're
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gonna get you on the cheap because it's more money
you've been than you've ever made. Twitter. Is this Kermit
the Frog doing the talking heads? Yeah, it's right. And
the thing is, I love this song Megan the Days
Go By, Let the Water the Fox