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August 5, 2026 34 mins

Rob and Kelvin tell us why they have a problem with the recent string of cancelled high-level non-conference games in the world of college football.  Plus, the guys drop the second episode of ‘One Night at Kinko’s: Seductive Stories from a Sports Reporter’.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (01:17):
Oh from a sports reporter. I'm interested. Manti and Alex
will join in with Kelvin and I'm just gonna sit
back and oh, yeah you are, because you already all
the work Monti Monte, I do have a quick question
for you. Come here Mansi, no manzi serrus monci have
you ever been on the fridge? She's never no comment,

(01:40):
no no, no, you go it's okay, so smart, uh Monty.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
As as as a woman like I don't like your voice,
no no, as a woman.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Rob no no no, no, no no no. The romantic steven A. Smith,
let me talk to you. No no no.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
The A lot of women that I dated back in
the day when there wasn't texts and all that, I'm
just trying to take you back to that time wrote
me a lot of letters.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I'm stunned at how many letters I have.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I told the guys I have over forty what I
would call quote unquote love letters from women I dated
and a different different women. But back then, you wrote
letters and you told somebody how you felt about them,
how you made how they made you feel, or whatever
it might have been reliving those moments. It was no text,
there was no I'm just asking have you were you

(02:32):
in the letter writing or that was pass for you
and you're just like in the text era.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
I wrote some letters, so I wrote. So I don't
know if I wrote letters like you received.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
No, I think you would know if you did.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
You know, I don't think I wrote letters like that,
but I did write letters.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I did.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Even the current boyfriend early on. You wrote letters, yes,
and he responded to a few.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
And I think that's a night he we wouldn't be here.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
True, that's true.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
I think it's a nice touch. I really do it.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
And he still has letters when I we.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Back on those letters from like thirty years ago.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
The letter that we had last week, I told rob
g and them turned.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Me on a little bit.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
You can't start with the dramatic pause. I was thinking
you about to say it was touching her, wow, something,
you know.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I was like, okay, wow, oh god, Now, Robbie, you
hearing that you want to keep reading that?

Speaker 5 (03:26):
Not?

Speaker 6 (03:26):
Really do you do?

Speaker 4 (03:28):
You keep them in like a plastic.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
No, no, I don't look at me.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Come on that thing laminating with six copies in case
of fire, has.

Speaker 7 (03:40):
Copy.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I made a picture book. It's the original letter. We know,
we know that's the original, but there are copies. There
are no copies.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Look at me in my eyes, look me in my
eye and tell me it's not digitized.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
It's not digit.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
But that's a good idea. Elijah hr how can I
make this into a flash drive.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
See here's the thing I'm snitching. You already told me
all your stuff that you used to have letters, everything
is digitized.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I just have those letters and I don't know I
brought one in and this is how we got there.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
But anyway, and at twenty five minutes.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
When I was man, listen, that was the That was
the thing man walking through you know, middle school, high school.
You see you get a little hands. It was almost
like you're changing drug or something. Drop a little letter
in your hand.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
You give a don't you remember the letter liked? Do
you like me?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
And checked the.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Box yes or no? Maybe I'm not ready for my
daughter to have. Maybe I'm not ready for that, you know,
and my world maybe is no, so I would never
put it. You never know. Maybe it's yes or no, maybe.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Not?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Do you like you know what? Age seven? Seven ninety
Does she like me?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Or no? Andre? Massachusetts? What's yeah? Hey, Rob? Thanks for
taking a call. Yeah, I think she likes you. But
if you really look at it.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
From her standpoint, she still waiting to see if Bobby's
get a call.

Speaker 8 (05:08):
So statistically proven, Rob, mail of your age and not
looking good in this field.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
She's wain her bet right now. She's thinking about long
term term? Are you a long term kind of guy?

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yes, my face hurts.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Please hang up and listen to your response.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
Thank you, thank you all right now, that was listening
the love letter Air of Life.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
What No, I'm at Monty. I'm thinking about doing a book.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
You should, I should.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
I'm really thinking about. Make sure you tell people it's
a mad explicit book. Okay, yeah, they might open it up.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Maybe it's just a chapter that's explicit.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
No, you know what, I think there's.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Letters that I have that aren't that, you know, explicit,
that also could be included. But just the idea of
what when letter writing and all that women would beef
that book up.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
I think the jokes sitting there right there. Never mind, that.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Was a different erar man. Even getting the girl's numbers,
you had to write and you know, right on your
hand or or you know, if you're both like a
stoplight and you know that stop light on Jefferson.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Hey, And she would say three one three three, three,
Hey man, where you want to go to? Hey? Hey,
stop telling me three three? You don't have the number?
You got a pant ex?

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Give me a pin you have been three mone three
for Fancis. You don't know about that. One of my buddies, well.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
The one give me my number out, So I'm not
the one right there you go, you know what I'm saying. No,
she was giving it out.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
My buddies.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Got one of my buddies on the FDR drive in
New York, stand still traffic, looks over, sees a woman.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
I think she's attractive. Whatever.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
That the traffic is stopped on the FDR drive, Get
you out, get your number.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
They wound up getting married. That That unbelievable. That's how
they met. Still traffic draw.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
That's listen, man, are they still together?

Speaker 1 (07:06):
No?

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Okay, no that that t.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Tell me she got more traffic. You know, I guess
the traffic got going. But yeah, that that that was
the era. Man. That and that's the last point.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
Even like on a serious though, Statistically, if you read
about these young boys, they're they're afraid of rejection.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
They never they've never they've never asked.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
Yeah, sixty percent of young men by between eighteen twenty
never never asked a girl out.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
That's crazy because they're afraid of rejection. They're scared of this.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
And I was asked in third grade boys together. Yeah,
and third grade, my poor parents.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
I believe it.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
So I just it's a different era and I think
they need that. And you live, Yeah, you do, a
matter of fact, I have a man, I have a boyfriend.
Whatever you guys, you live, I promise you'll be okay.
And don't don't ask if somebody has a boyfriend. Don't
just just you got to go for it, you know,
you give people, You get people out to say, yeah,
don't like you know, like you're already kind of.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Defeated, Oh got a boyfriend or whatever? Yeah, the next
line what they got to do with? What they got
to do? You know, you can't have friends? Yeah, baby,
I got a math test tomorrow. We can talk about things.
We're gonna cheat on. What are we doing a hey,
look at you, Rob G coll.

Speaker 9 (08:17):
Use that.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
I'm trying to I'm trying to get to college football. Yeah,
I bet you. What we don't know about college football round?

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Are they writing letters?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah no, No, they're ending rivalries and then bringing them
back and yeah, this is the the thing is all.

Speaker 6 (08:33):
A crazy week in the world of college football. The
big headline that everyone's been talking about, man Liner was
on the herd talking about this. Excuse me. Notre Dame
and USC will be renewing their rivalry starting in twenty thirty,
so you never should have ended. We're very happy about that.
We're very happy about that. Buried in the fine print
of those headlines way down at the bottom, the reason

(08:55):
why that they're being able to play each other now
again starting twenty thirty is because Indiana decided to step
away from their scheduled series with Notre Dame. Kurtinetti has
said on record the reason why they're having a soft
non conference schedule is that they're in the Big Ten
and they don't want to play tough non conference games anymore.
Flash forward to today, USC, which had been working for

(09:20):
six months to finalize a deal with Texas Tech to
play them once in Vegas and once in Houston neutral
site games. Big State, is very excited. Well, hey, now
that we got Notre Dame on the schedule, we don't
want to play Texas Tech. He then you go, look
at that, so when some you lose some but long
story short, two big non conference games no longer on
the docket.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
I look at it like the first of all, are
contracts not contracts, No You can break anything.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
I know that, but I'm just saying, what's we were
just at your wedding vests. You can break a contract.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
What's the point of, Hey, we're gonna play this game
for five years in a row and wait never mind,
never mind, because they do. What are we doing here?
That's first thing. This is what's driving me crazy about sports.
In baseball, we know the analytics became well we talked
about all time. I know you might strike out three
times this game, but if you get one as a
whole run, it's worth it. And that's all they do.

(10:11):
Now that the guys swings are terrible. They don't know
how to hit for average, they don't know how to
just get a hit, to move a guy forward, and
they hurt the game.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Right.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
We know that you go to football, past pass, pass,
paper pass, they didn't run and now they're finally getting
better him basketball shoot threes. Where I'm going with this,
rob is analytics, overthinking, over planning, is hurting just the
aesthetics and just the fun and the fan love of
the game. We love the Notre Dames and the USC's
and then these other rivalries that are now changing because
we got to go here we don't want to do this,

(10:38):
and you're starting to get where. You still love that
early season unless I'm making up Michigan playing Alabama week
one or two. You love that as opposed to see
him playing schools you never heard of because they just
want to win. Three could be three and zero before
the conference games, and it's like, what has happened to
just competing? And I feel like it's a Floyd mayweatherization
going on when he became Floyd money may where he

(11:00):
instead of just fighting because when he was pretty boy.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
They don't want to fight anybody.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
He's gonna be over calculated. Well, I'm gonna fight him,
but I'm only gonna fight him because he's young. Now
I'm gonna fight pack. Yeah, but I'm fighting five years
too late and I'm gonna do that. And you lost
to just what about competing and let the best man
in this case, best team win. They don't want to compete,
and I hate that. Now they're trying to stretch. Well,
I don't want I want to be three and old,
so I don't want to fight and player.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
If you're good, you're good, you're good.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
No play.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Would rather blow out some bad toy. David you know
this going up in ann Arbor. Michigan's first three games
are awful against terrible competition.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
That's wyling Green. That's why Lloyd Carr lost his job
when they lost to uh Apa.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Apleachian Stay you remember that's supposed to be a cupcake. Hey,
Appalachian State, get your million dollar check and get your
ass whooping, right, that was what that was the deal.
I said they went to the Big Owls?

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Was that Lloyd No, Lloyd Carr.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
That was the beginning of the Yeah, yeah, and who
knew Apple was going to run and be like a
good team when he lost?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Say, oh no, it was horrible. They were Division two,
that was it?

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Well one whatever, yeah, batteries right, they weren't in the
regular college football and that and that is what killed.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
I just don't like. I don't like the planning run.
We gotta overlead. It's like, just go compete, go play.
I love seeing you, like I said, Ohio State going
to play Miami early week one or two, like we love.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Remember used to get that all the time.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
You loved it or not all the time, But they
would always be a handful of those games that you could,
like lean speak just just competing compete.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
I just the idea that you don't.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Want to compete now and and uh, why not win
some big games or play some competitive competition.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
I don't understand it.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
And just what makes it interesting too, is you want
to pag your you want to pad. Yeah, but the
playoffs is expanding, so where are we up to not rap?

Speaker 2 (12:50):
It's not like before we're in college football. I told
Rob Genis when I was doing radio and Detroit. Once
Michigan lost the game or two the football season and
second Ohio State, am I right?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
All right? We lost over and then it would just
be like, all right, we'll wait to the last game
of the year and hopefully maybe they can turn everything
around and we'll at least have a good feeling about
the season with that.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
Yeah, it's just I just with the expanded playoff you know,
you would think I could afford to lose to a
good Miami team early, right, because I mean more teams again,
I could lose to Oregon, a usc A, Michigan, Alabama,
what a LSU whatever, I could afford to lose that.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
But I but they're not doing that.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
And now they're renigging on games or calling them back
like I don't want to play that my bad and
I just I don't like that. Go out there compete,
Go out there fight. If you're in boxing, right, go
go fight who's the best. That's why I stop watching
Floyd Man. That's what I start cherry picking too much.
Now I'm ana fight him. I'm a wait a year
to fight him, and then I'm just go compete. Just
said that the packall was five years too late. It

(13:48):
was just and Canelo was that he was only twenty
you know what I mean, So it too or it
wasn't like twenty five year old Canelo.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
So it's just it.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
It started to get like that, and I feel like
that's what college football is. They're they're cherry picking and
trying to make it too perfect about the fans. We
want to see the best of the best compete, all right.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
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Speaker 1 (14:08):
Is it a shame that we won't be getting high
level out of the conference games in college football anymore?

Speaker 6 (14:16):
No more?

Speaker 1 (14:17):
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Speaker 1 (18:43):
It has to be there can be like think you
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let's do it. Eighth seven seven ninety nine on Fox,
talking about college football. They just don't want to play
anybody anymore, and like it's so bad Scott in Michigan.
Where are you on the new college Football?

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Because I think college football as we knew it was Dad,
you're in the odd couple of Fox Sports Radio.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
I kind of agree with you.

Speaker 9 (19:07):
But you remember Michigan's playing in Oklahoma second game of
the year this year, and you gotta remember it too.
Hardball first year at Michigan, he went to Utah and
back in the eighties Michigan eighties and nineties, Michigan had
the number one schedule every year, toughest they took on everybody.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, wait a minute, but you notice too in ann Arbor,
there's a lot of cupcakes that Michigan plays.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Oh they did, did you know.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
What I mean?

Speaker 9 (19:34):
Yeah, yeah, they played. I mean just like just look
Ohio State. I mean, I'm sorry, one of thet this
is Ohio State's going to Texas. This is the first
time I've seen Ohio State.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Go out of town exactly.

Speaker 9 (19:43):
And I don't know how long. But here's my thing.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Notre Dame.

Speaker 9 (19:47):
I'm glad to see they picked up with USC. Yeah,
come back to Michigan, go play in Michigan every year
like he used to be.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah, I grew up.

Speaker 9 (19:55):
I grew up from the Woody and ball Mordie versus Ball? Yeah,
Whaty versus Holts? Those were the ones. And I remember
Michigan played Miami twice and right afterwards Notre Dame took
on Miami and then Michigan State had Notre Dame.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yep, where were those games?

Speaker 9 (20:12):
And my one final comment is what you're talking about
a contracts? Cool schools canceling contracts with each other. Well, look,
do you have to take that further look at the
look at athletes? Okay, you sign a five year contract.
You signed a five year contract. Second, first year, you're
injury prone. Second year mediocre, third year, you had a
great all star year. Oh, I'm not going to play

(20:34):
until resign, honor the contract stick.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
The only thing.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
I'm not mad as The only pushback I have on
that is that's different. And it says that why aren't
we playing a game? Like that's a that's a work dispute,
Like I'm trying, I believe I want extension, da da da.
This is just a game we agree to play each other,
Like why are we not playing each other? Then that's
the part I don't get, Like if did it even
didn't even start playing.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Hey, Darrel and Tampa. You're on the couple of Fox
Sports Radio. What's up, Darrel?

Speaker 10 (20:59):
Thanks for having me on, man, he yeah, y'all are
too funny. If all of us, hey, bro, if all
of us as a group quick quit. Sounded like those
people in the circle at the AA meeting or the
drug meeting. You think the dope man is gonna fix
it for us. I'll give him his bad quality. He's

(21:21):
gonna do the same thing. I'll take care of you.
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Oh, you're right.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
As long as you keep showing up, Darryl and keep
buying and paying for ten dollars cokes and all that,
they're gonna keep doing it to you.

Speaker 10 (21:35):
I feel like we're just in I feel like we
sound like a bunch of people trying to negotiate what
a drug deal.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
It's over with.

Speaker 10 (21:43):
We're gonna get clean. They're gonna have to bring it
back because it's all about that money.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
That's all they care about, no doubt. Thank you, Darrel,
appreciate it. In the world. All right, here we go,
get ready.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
I hope I hope Daryl's run around to do a
movie theater, promote promotions and all that man. He's got
to be Troy Trailers and all that good stuff. One
out of Kinkos On the other side, Manti, are you
ready for it?

Speaker 4 (22:07):
I don't know if I'm ready, but I'm excited.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
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Speaker 5 (22:21):
It is not time for One Night at Kinko's. Seductive
story from a sports report.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Ye man up breaking long.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Our guy Rob Parker has been breaking back since Moby
Dick was a guppy. Oh on the field, can off.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Kmie schnuckems. Let me show you my backside?

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, sad love cowboy. This lasts longer
than any Magic City ride. We're talking late nights, boneless couches, baseballs,
and fax machines.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Did I really read that?

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Rob's escapades are legendary, including one Night that Keikos.

Speaker 6 (23:03):
Oh Yeah? Episode two, One Night at Kinko's. Oh inspired
by the true life stories of one Robert Lee Parker
Junior letter who laid it down in such a way
that his jersey's being hung up in the Hall of
Fame and this woman felt compelled to go down to

(23:26):
a local Kinkos in Arlington to facts over a love
letter recapping the sex capaes they had just had earlier
that night.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
No need to spell check, you could send it. Can
you imagine that dude who had to read it? Let
me just proofread this real quick.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
They were waiting. Every time she walked in.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
You would just look at her face like you shouldn't
want to want to say.

Speaker 6 (23:46):
Yes, yes, just like he's a lucky guy. All right,
you know how this segment works. We're gonna go almost
line by line reading some lines here from these very intimate,
very seduct the very sensual letters about one Rob Parker,
and it's up to Kelvin, Monci and Alyx to help
us figure out what she was trying to say exactly.

(24:09):
So let's get started. Line number one this week.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
All right, this here, Rob.

Speaker 6 (24:16):
Hope to blank you soon?

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Oh god. Oh normally it would be see you soon.

Speaker 6 (24:22):
But a smell b C or see taste?

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Oh god, oh god, oh god.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Now, Kelvin, Kelvin got to Peter Galie to help you.
It's gotta be I mean, hold on, what does it
got to be? Well, see wouldn't make sense because it
wouldn't fit. It'd be too Oh no, Rob Parker knows
that wouldn't fit. Although it couldn't be tricking us.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
It could be see, it could just be you know
you see right, I don't, but I don't.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Think it's see too obvious to to overt because here's
the thing. If he wanted to see, she would have seen.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
Wait are you saying as E C or the letters
S E E C. It's not not that's too.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Normal, right, I don't think so she'll know what she sees.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Are you supposed to collectively have the same answer?

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yes, you think it's C the letters C.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
Yes, yes, I also think it's the letter.

Speaker 8 (25:21):
Which one will see again, would be taste taste? She
thinks she was excited for the taste.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Wow, smell a smell? Smell could be said, but hold
on k not that he needs to I never smelled
the man with like s. But it's it's not a cologne.
As you tell what I was doing. You said you

(25:47):
never smelled a man like that. You've never been a
hook a lounge before.

Speaker 8 (25:51):
A lot of a lot of coloone and a hook.
I'm gonna say this, Parker, what do we learned last week?
He like the tasty things we're going.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
We're going is in the letters. That's what we're going with,
show me because anything else would have been uh two
g rated for it?

Speaker 6 (26:14):
You know why, she said, because he had just had meat,
cheese and mayo exactly, and it's just so disgusting.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
Why was that the gross of anything we read?

Speaker 1 (26:29):
You want to be much? She's a mayo? Yeah, I got.

Speaker 9 (26:32):
The meat.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Rolling up the lunch like as.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
Blunts were moving down the letter line number two, Rob,
This occasional blank is bad for my health.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
A love sex c mess.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
This occasional blank is bad for my health.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Wait mess sex? What was the love? Love?

Speaker 6 (27:07):
Sex?

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Occasional love? This is heavy lust. Yeah, but she could
be in love with me.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
She could think she's in love when she's writing this.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
I don't know, mus.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Ko, Well you're talking about that shows how much you
in love was She was desperate to go to to
Kinko's drunk. She just wanted to another person is reading this.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Of occasional love?

Speaker 8 (27:30):
No way, No, it's not love, thank you, This is
not love at all.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
Occasional now, she said, If she said occasional love making sure,
the ones mess.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
I feel like that is very nineties black. Nah, Rob Parker,
you'd be making a messive thing. I know you. I
feel like this occasional. What else was the other? And
what was the other? Mess? What was messing with?

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Love?

Speaker 6 (27:55):
Sex or mess?

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Gotta be sex?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
No, we have a lot of things to talk about, Robs.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
Ain't nothing occasional about the sex I.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Was giving back. It was.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
All right, okay, maybe it's mess.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Mess right now, mess mess we're rolling with see again,
see me mess?

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Oh yeah, we got it. It was it was just
given real nineties black woman nineties, that's mess.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
It was mess because I was from one place since
she was in another. I think that's so much. But
I mean we used mess a lot. That was our
big that's big nineties. That's a good gift.

Speaker 6 (28:32):
So why would you lead this girl on?

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Rob?

Speaker 6 (28:34):
I was that's not nice.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
I'll dare you.

Speaker 6 (28:36):
You give her the best thirty eight seconds of her life?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Say the second long? He did? He did, He promised it, thirty,
gave her thirty eight. Al Right, where are we at?

Speaker 6 (28:47):
All right?

Speaker 5 (28:48):
You had your two for two. If you called the
last two, that's for the last four in a row.
Because you got the last two. In the last two getting.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
In the mind of one Rob Parker and his mistresses.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
All right, horse, I gotta get it hurts too because
I'm like, I gotta go in.

Speaker 6 (29:01):
The era, like, here's a squeeze. Her head fell back
against the blank pillow. Was it a silk?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (29:14):
Was it b satin?

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Bonus or.

Speaker 6 (29:19):
Body?

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (29:21):
Because you know Rob got the oversized from body pillow? Oh, God, silk,
body and satin. It's it was satin. A silk, got
Rob because I.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
Think he bought one thinking it was the other, which
one was on sale?

Speaker 4 (29:41):
So you think it's silk satin? I thought it was satin.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
I'm going satin. I think a reason to I.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Thought satin too right away.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
You ain't got nobody? That is that your answer? Now
you smile and too you we got it wrong. Do
you think it's it's body?

Speaker 4 (29:59):
It's body? Can you see the line one more time? Please?

Speaker 6 (30:03):
Her head fell back against the blank pillow, body body.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Okay, you've convinced me, don't.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
What do you think it is? Give me satin?

Speaker 6 (30:20):
Her head fell back against the satin pillow.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
I thought one of the answer is going to be
d headboard, But no, headboards up there with the cupboards.
Oh god, on top of the fridge. That's what doesn't
make no sense.

Speaker 6 (30:38):
So on one hand, you're with the fridge and you're eleven
feet tall or mini fridge that we are read on
the mini you have a satin silver satin bed sheet set.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
Now here's why I said, Remember I said Monty, and
I have the reason when I said satin again, I'm
going with the air of the time. Black women use
satin pillows for the hair because it'll break it.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
Right, That's what I was thinking. I mean just girls
in general, by the way, like we just like a sention.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
I tell you this. You had that? Were you at
her house? I just thought about that.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Oh that's a great question.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
We were in Texas.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
Yeah, because you ain't no satin, I know you. You would
have had the most basic pillow.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Ever, I couldn't afford to pay for that, So Manta,
I wanted to say this. I was tacky when I
was in my twenties. I'm just gonna straight.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
Up, but you got a game apparently, and I had.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
I told these guys this before. So my headboard wasn't
attached to the bed. It was loose.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Okay, okay, okay. He's like, so this poor woman.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
I used to have.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Socks hanging on the headboard so that it wouldn't make
noise for my neighbors.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
So if you walked.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
To like prevent the hit from making a noise.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, you catch not so so I thought, like, now
as I look back at that, that's tacking.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Like what was I thinking?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
It's kind of attaching the headboard or I said I'm
going to put socks one day.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
You could have just grabbed driver.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
I thought you used to be like, dude, what that
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
But you could have just screwed screwed.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Did women say why do you have these socks here?

Speaker 1 (32:20):
They just jumped in. Oh god, they just jumped They
didn't they said, I just kind of my career. That
is just come on, no questions, no questions.

Speaker 6 (32:31):
You know what we gotta do now the last episode
of this segment, we got to get the women on
to read their own letters.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Oh no, come on, Rob, you're a big time boss player.
You're a journalist. We got to yours. You gotta get this.
They're married or have I don't like anonymous sources. Rob,
you know that put a name on it, married or
in other relationships. These letters are thirty forty years ago
you were married. Maybe not.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
That's why we're doing this because he's not read it.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
That's true, all right, it's not bad mansie right there.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
That was fun. Just look at you. I'm taping the game.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
We got one more.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Not next week because we're off, but the following week
will do one more.

Speaker 6 (33:13):
Maybe me and Monty will do it. Just yeah, we'll
read Rob Parker's letters, won't he. Alex will be the moderator.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Oh god, oh god.

Speaker 8 (33:23):
Right, you know what a veteran movie is, Rob. You
just have no basebort or anything. You just have the
mattress right on the floor.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
They're real. This is okay, Alex, Alex two years you
got Alex has a crystal.

Speaker 11 (33:36):
Ball because tell me to pull the mattress off. You're
the man on the floor. You're the man sometimes just
because of that. Yep, silent, So that was it? Silent
did happen?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
You're right? Thank you? Rob? All right? Now I'm hoping
it's like twenty one twenty nine.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
I was young. I was in my twenties, don't thirties. No,
I was in my twenties. It wasn't my twenties all right,
all right, making sure
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