3014: Drake's Ol' Habeas Corpus Ass

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I listened to the Black Guy You Tips podcast because
Rod and character hot.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hey, welcome to another episode of the Black Guts Podcast.
I'm your host, Rod joined us always be my cost
and we're live on a Tuesday, ready to do some podcasting.
Might not do any more podcasts for the rest of
the week. It is Thanksgiving, after all, Horn game tomorrow,
so there's a slight chance no podcast tomorrow. We'll see

(00:29):
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on until December sixth, sir. I see you all signing up.
We appreciate it people renewing. We appreciate that some people canceling.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
They old ones.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I get it in respect to understand, we're not here
to rip nobody off.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
The official weapon of the show is golden chair. Correct.
I tried to trick you on that one, Caren. I
try to trick myself.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Gotta get up pretty early in the morning. The unofficial
sport and bullet.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Bar extreme extreme extreme.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
All right, I guess we should start at the beginning,
at the top of the list.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Karen, do you have any banter? I do? All right?
Do you have any talk to me? Do you have
any talk to me? Do you have any banter? Banter? Banter,
banter banter? Do you have any banters? Talk to me?

(01:42):
Do you have any banter? Banter? All right, hit me,
what's so?

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Uh we went to the game last night and uh,
it was some children there and a child behind us.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
I think the baby was chating for both teens, you know.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
And uh, we was on our end and somebody trying
to basket. It went in and all of a sudden,
the baby say this is what I came from. I
was like, oh, you are having the time of your life.
That baby was like, I came to see people shooting
the ball in the hole.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
The kids do make it worthwhile. But since she bringing
up going to the game, yes, and the kids, I
was acting that for friending on what's going on.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
I apologize. I'm wassa said fuck them kids last night. Karen, Karen,
I've been forgetting. Karen is the most uh for our mouth.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Person. We're in a crowd. Does children always around us?
What we said? And she just can't stop herself.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
She's just cussing the whole game, just cussing custom cussing.
People can clearly hear what we're saying. People react to it.
We don't know what them people is into. They could
be religious, they deal with their families. They might not
want their kids to learn that kind of language at
the age they at and Cam just can't help yelling out,
cussing and cussing out on them the sentence there's been

(03:20):
seventeen games or whatever. I was like, all right, find like, okay,
we get it, you're up chat with tea.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
They don't need to be that much cussing for the kids.
Agree all right? For my banter, it's weird that no
one and I think it's because.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
We genderize chores around the house, but it is extremely
weird that we don't have boys toys that also try
to get them to do household work, Like how come
nobody made a big ass transformer vacuum because I feel
like you should be able to plug in a big

(04:02):
ass metroplex looking vacuum that got like a vacuum at
the bottom, but like robot arms at the top and
it lights up and the eyes turned on and it
started making that word sound, and then it should be
like making lasers and.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Shit like elbow the ship out of their sisters. Yeah clean, poof,
I got a girl. Yeah, why has nobody ever tried
to trick boys into doing work.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Come on, masculinity, Yeah, with them toys and somebody shot
that ship down because days like, no.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
This is not for boys.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
You have stuff like boys getting tool sets, or you
can get a construction hat, or you know, some sort
of like labor.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Job that happens outside of the house.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
You know, I'm sure there's even like fake ass lawnmowers
or something. But like, you know, we don't, like boy
toy is not considered like an oven, even though most
of the chefs in the world of men because of patriarchy.
But we're at the house, you know, we don't have
like the Gordon Ramsey boy, the boy chef oven, the.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
The you know, the easy bake. But but it's for
for you know, guy Fieri or whatever.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
You No, they're like, if you're gonna cook, be paid
for it. Don't be doing that ship for free like
the woman should. Yeah, it's kind of weird that we
don't we don't have that, but.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
You know, oh, yes's men's fault. All that shit is
men's fault.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
It's too many people in the world and too many
decades and centuries us past.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Somebody at some period of time.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
I do think came up with all the not all,
but you know some of these ideas them ship's got
shot down. Just like they don't call them action dolls.
That call them action figures. You know that's for a
reason because they're like little boys don't play with dolls.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Okay, all right, Well after you next, Oh, I same thing.
Back to the game. Uh. We was walking and I've
seen this long line. I was like, where this long
gas line came from? Diffn doc?

Speaker 4 (06:01):
My black ass would never understand dipping dots. I tried
them bitches once. I felt like little pipparoxs in my
mouth and I said never again. And them bitches has
been around for fifty five years, and I'm like, y'all
like it. I love it, But I don't understand the
fascination with the dipping dots.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, I don't get it either. I've never liked them either.
I've only had them in the mall.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
A couple of times.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Is it just because it's them little balls? Is that
enough to trick y'all into thinking that's good?

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Is that what?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Because the lines do be long, and kids love them,
especially kids love them. But it's like when it reminds
me of when I was a kid and we had
this stuff called astronaut ice cream, and they'd be like, NASA,
that's what the astronauts fuck with on in the space.
And it's like astronaut ice cream, tang whatever the fuck,
And honestly, both of those things suck. I'm like, this

(06:53):
is why it's better on Earth. I'll never go to space.
Ben and Jerry's is hitting compared to this bulls it
like y'all had to go to space the invent Like,
why y'all can't just bring regular ice cream the space.
It seemed like you should be able to put that
in some sort of storage space and now you got
ice cream?

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Do it taste different in the space? I don't know. Yeah,
it tastes differing in space because I ain't no Ben and Jerry's.
That's all that is.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Why does cutting the sandwich diagonally make it taste so
much better?

Speaker 3 (07:28):
I don't know it's facts, though, but I cut my sandwiches.
I don't know if it's I don't know if it's science.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Like I had a sandwich this morning and I forgot
to cut a diagonal and I was eating it and
I got about halfway through.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
I said, oh, you know it made this shit hit.
If I would have cut it.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Diagonal, it should being part of the recipe, Like if
you make a sandwich, it should be like and don't
forget diagonal cut it.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
I don't know why, but I don't cut it in half.
I can taste the difference.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
I could taste it, and it doesn't work like the
more cut the better.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
I don't agree.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
So like I've had those club sandwiches where they cut
them into like four different triangles.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Not the same. I disagree. It's just a diagonal cut.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
If you cut it purpose, if you just cut it
straight off horizontal, it don't hit the same.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
And you know what it's don't I eat the sandwich now,
but it do, but it don't hit the same diagonal
hit better.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Real cheese when they do grilled cheese, they do not
normally cut it smacking the midst of.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Our mouths are designed to eat. Triangles is triangles edges
tastes better. I don't know. Triangle it just do taste
better now, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
It's like some type of thagonay and theorem, some isoceles
type shit going on the degrees.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yeah, but some about them triangles. Man, they know what
they was doing.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I know, the first caveman that cut his motherfucking sandwich
diagonal or whatever, the first whoever invented bread in Italy
or whatever. The first time somebody was like, oh, you
know what else you could do? Cut that shit diagonal
like this, it was probably like, I don't know what
the fuck that's gonna do.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Ain't no cut sandwich. Oh this is good. What did
you do to this? It's the same sandwich as Joe
sandwich that not a degree, just taste so much better.
It's just that diagonal it all right? Care is it? Okay?
All right? Cool?

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Because most of my last thoughts about the same thing.
Matter of fact, I'll save a couple so that I
won't I use those later on at a different time.
But matter of fact, let's go to a break and
come right back with the show show, okay, so we
can get right into what we want to talk about

(09:36):
or whatever. So let me play a beat and come
right back. It's not even gonna be a random thought.
It's just this is the news of the day, and
I want to talk about it. Okay, all right, I

(10:16):
was waiting on it, Okay, Kendrick dropped that gn X
and I was waiting on the Drake crash out part too,
and I gotta say he did not fail, did it.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
He didn't disappoint No, he did not.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
This motherfucker crashed out so bad. First of all, Drake
went on a stream with one of these twitch type streamers,
some white kid I've never heard of.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
I'm sure he's very famous. Okay, yeah this is news.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yes, yeah, he went on there and he was just
like saying little sideways stuff about Kendrick and the album
and stuff like that, and like you know, talking trash
about people.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
And here's the thing, dog, either get in the booth.
We were talking about this last night. Yes, either get
in the booth or just say nice game. Ball up top.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Fucking like I took my l check up see you
twenty five. I'm not talking about this shit no MO.
It's obvious that I'm not rapping about it no more.
I need to move on. I've defeated other rappers in
rap battles and beasts before, I've lost before to push
your tee move on. I'm just moving the fuck on,

(11:44):
and let's move on. And I just need to go
ahead and let this go, but he can't do it.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Nope, and it And Kendrick is like, as long as
you talking about it, I'm talking about it.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
No no, no, no, no no no, Kendrick's not as long
as you're talking about it, just talking about it.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Oh yes, he's talking about it.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Like nothing Drake did is necessarily keeping this going at
this point. This is what I be talking about when
I talk about how most people have never seen me mad.
And also it's not something I prefer not to ever
be mad. It's what people because I'm not a well
we can move on. Typically my patience has been so exhausted.

(12:26):
Yes that I honestly thought about everything someone's about to say.
I thought about it a long time ago, and I
just decided to crash out anyway.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Yeah, I've been like, I don't give a fuck about
what you're saying to me right now.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
So it's not like you're presenting some new alternative knowledge
to me. I'm just like, I know, and you're right,
even you could be right, Like you could absolutely be right,
Like you need to let this go. It's not healthy,
is da da da? And I'm like, that's I hear
what you're saying. That's just not what I'm gonna do. Yes, anyway,
So he didn't even really go hard on Drake on

(13:02):
this album, which is very funny to me, Like, there's
a lot of lines that could be about Drake, but
it's really more about rappers. And of course those are
the lines people glombed onto, the ones that seem to
intimate that there's something with you know, that still kind
of revisit the Beef, But for the most part, the
album's not really about just that beef. You know. I

(13:23):
think a lot of people writing about the album and
should have missed the point because they're like.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
He's so angry and he's just crashing out over everything.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
I was like, it's a lot of shit on that
album that's really not about Drake.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
It is just a very accessible, straightforward album. Yes, Yeah,
particularly for people to go Ken just too deep.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
I don't understand. I don't want to do the research.
He was like, well, we're not gonna do that this time,
and that's.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Plenty of stuff that you could look deeper into.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
That is, you know, like I said, reincarnated as one
of those songs, you know, even a Man in the
Garden being a homage to one mic I think Gloria
is definitely an homage to me and my Bitch by Tupac,
but also to Uh the song that that Common made

(14:13):
Uh not loving my life. I used to love her
so like, there's a lot of layers to it. I
haven't even got into all that I'm gonna get out
of it. I like to listen longer than most of
these people that I understand that it hurts the content,
Like it would be better to have y'all like an
instant reaction and then get all the clicks off of it.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
But I'm not really one for all of that.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
I like to go through stuff and then come back
when I feel like I have a better understanding than
most people.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
But also he put out a video.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
For I Think Squabble Up and it's full of like
imagery and stuff tributes to homage to Iced Tea and
and Isaac Hayes, like this is like it's Kendrick. I
think the bigger point to take away from all of
this album and stuff, and this is why people feel
like it's a Drake, Like it's still continuation of being

(15:08):
on Drake's head. It's what's not being said, but what's
being shown through his artistry and through his imagery. Kendrick
is basically saying Part two, Part three, Part four, part
part seventeen of I am of and from Black American culture,
and anyone that just can't grasp that is a visitor

(15:30):
here that don't get it. And obviously it evokes us
coming back to like Drake, like he don't got to
say Drake nain't for us to be like, yeah, Drake
the colonizer, the visitor.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
And I think, and like I said, I'm probably gonna
listen to movie. I think this album is more about
the industry and people that he's had personal contact with
and relationships with, and how he feels about various different things,
you know, And I think that where he is now,
he was like, look, this is one thing I love

(16:05):
about him whenever every album is a different version of him.
A lot of people might not look at it like that,
but every album, I feel like I'm getting a different
version of him.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
And this is.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
A different version because none of his albums are the same.
They all are completely different. And so I really do
appreciate I appreciate him doing this, doing the work like
anything he put out.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
But you're talking about Drake.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, the thing about it is that Drake went on
this dude's channel. You brought Drake on for the attention,
Drake gives you the attention.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
And then it might not and might not have been
what you expected. Who knows what the white dude, I
don't know if you expect him. I have nothing to
say about that. That has that's really not even newsworthy.
The only thing newsworthy out of that is that Drake's
fucking streaming instead of fucking rapping.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
That's the truth. That's y'all's king.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
That's y'all's man like getting the fucking booth man. And
and if you don't want to get in the booth,
that's fine, then then just don't do shit.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Yeah, don't Like I don't even see it, Like it's.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Just weird ass Like, I mean, I could be rapping,
but I mean we all know what would happen.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
I would easily beat him, even though he's.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Been whooping my ass all and uh, you know, I
just need to I just need to be on the
stream talking about you know, cause I'm too cool. I'm
actually over this, guys. I'm like so over this. I
just need to like speak on it without speaking on it.
That type of shit is what's happening?

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah, because you don't. You don't want to admit, did
you do?

Speaker 4 (17:35):
You need to make a decisions have got to be made,
and you doing this it's just making it worse.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
I don't even know the decisions have to be made.
The decisions have been made. Yeah, he's decided he ain't
hopping back in that fucking booth. And he's decided that
also he's going to try to act like this is
not bothering him. And I'll go back to what I
said during the start of all this shit, I thought
the way out for Drake was.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
I mean, it's hard. I guess it's hard if you're
not If Kendrick is.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Right about you, what I'm saying is very difficult and
he would never do it. But if he's wrong about you,
which he could be, I think the easiest thing for
Drake to have done would have been either a mixtape
or an album that was simply a collection of homages
and reverence for the inspirations in hip hop and black

(18:31):
culture that got him into the game. I think that
proves you not a fake ass nigga. If you're like
giving credit to some of these artists that we know
have influenced you because we watched your career, so we
know Fonte influenced you. You know, we know that there
was a point where you gave him credit and now
all of a sudden, no, no, because you won't let

(18:53):
anyone be your equal. You can't let anyone be your inspiration,
you can't let anyone be your here amongst hip hop.
So because he's framed himself that way as I'm the
goat and I don't have to respect or truly entertain
any of these people as my peers, he actually put
himself in an unenviable situation where he can't be saved

(19:17):
by hip hop either because everybody to him, he's treated
like that's my little nigga, like twenty one Savage, that's
my little nigg Future, that's Future, he will say, that's
my brother. But Future is the reason that started because
that was the song like that where Future.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Was dissing Drake too.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
We don't care about that because Future is not that
great at that type of rap. But Future allowed Kendrick
to diss Drake on Future's song. So even if you
saw Future as like your brother and your equal, Pluto
Da da da, the worst thing he said about Future
was basically like, I hate that he's mad at me,
but he can't really have Future come out and save him,

(19:58):
because that's the start of everything.

Speaker 6 (19:59):
Right.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
You can't have twenty one Savage tried.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
You can't have that happen because you always treated him
like he was your little dude, even though twenty one
Savage is more Atlanta and more hip hop than you'll
ever be.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
And he ain't really from you, right, you can't.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
And all the other people Yachty and all the people
that Kendrick pointed out, None of those people can say
anything because Kendrick points out, like, it don't matter if
they come out and say anything for you. Those people
can't save you from being a lame ass culture vulture.
And so I thought Drake should have just gotten the booth,
did a tribute to whoever he whoever are.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
His people that he now I'm not talking his.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Current peers, but the crop of people before this generation,
and be like, yo, Jigga made me feel this way,
and so Eminem made me feel like that.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
And then at least you kind of pushed the challenge
back to where.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
People are like you're wrong about him, Kendrick, he actually
does love hip hop. Maybe he's too cool when he's
playing this character of Drake or whenever he's rapping, he's
too cool to come out just say that ship. But
he basically shut you down by saying like, nah, I
mean I do respect this culture, but he couldn't do
it and.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Low key that's what gn X is.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Gn X is, Kendricks, this is how much I appreciate
the culture. Here's all my influences. Hear the pock in this, here,
the E forty in this. Here, you know, death rowing
this here, like here iced tea in this.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
I want you to hear it. Huh, I said here
Luther here.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah, like I want you to hear the blackness and
the culture that I respect and love and cove it.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
And came from right. And Drake is on fucking twitch.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
You know what I'm saying, Like, it's just such a
such a that was already stage one of the response
that I was like, Okay, this is this is not
going well for Drake because because like the nonchalant thing
hasn't been helping him, you know, like him dressing dressing
in them flout flowy pane and taking selfies with his
hair and making duct lips and ship like that. None

(22:05):
of that has made anybody feel like he's over it
all of us. I feel like, oh he's hurting, this
man is hurting. This man is sad. So then of
course Squabble Up video drops.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Then it was early in the morning, wasn't it.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
I don't remember the exact I wasn't keeping the exact times.
I haven't actually been trying to chronicle this the way
I did the first beef because I don't think Drake's
gonna ever do ship back, so it's not as like before.
I thought the timing was important because it was like
when the Drake track dropping.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
You know, now I'm like this nigga not even fit
the wrap.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
So I guess I'll check back tomorrow and see what
Kendrick kids. I have no urgency, no pressure, nothing, I've
just been enjoining the album. But so okay, so you
get you get the Squabble Up video dropping.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Everyone you know enjoying that.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Song is off the hook because you know, like it's
huge because that was a song he teased at one
point that reincarnated I gonna start gazing and everybody was like, man,
he better not fucking never drop.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
A song with this, it was like so short, yeah,
and we.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Were all like, this is oh my god, because rappers
do that ship all the time, and so uh anyway,
fast forward, Drake, honest to god, did the worst thing
I think I've ever seen any rapper ever do in

(23:46):
the history of rap beefs I am. It's been twenty
four hours. I am still in disbelief of it. Like,
like Lil Wayne misunderstood the lyric that Kendrick said. Look,
Kendrick said, somehow my success let Lil Wayne down, and

(24:09):
Lil Wayne definitely took it as like disrespect. Now, I'm
not a huge Lil Wayne fan. Those of y'all who
are you probably also took it as disrespect. But because
I'm not that, I'm not even as big as Lil
Wayne fan as Kendrick apparently is. I was just kind
of like, yeah, all right, you know what I mean.
Like Lil Wayne definitely got in his feelings because Kendrick

(24:30):
got the Super Bowl in New Orleans, which is not
a thing that they like, We've gone over this before,
and it actually made Lil Wayne look a little whack.
To me, I was like, oh damn, that's sad that
he let the internet turn him into a victim like that,
like you're doing fine, Lil Wayne, and you know you
not know super Bowl headline shape.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
You know you're not that guy.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Doesn't mean if they would have picked him, I would
be like, oh, what the fuck? But it's just you
know that of the two of y'all, come on right now,
come on, maybe one day. But it wasn't no reason
that he should have felt he was definitely getting it,
but he made it. He turned it into like some
victim shit like they did him wrong and turn bitter

(25:13):
because it's hating to me when someone gets something and
instead of congratulating them, you just start talking about woe
is me? Why didn't I get it? You know, there's
a time and place for that shit that was. That
was the worst time in the worst place.

Speaker 7 (25:26):
You know.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
It's if.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
A friend of mine who has a podcast won the
Podcast of the Year award, and then y'all tuned into
the Blackout Tips and three Guys on, Three Guys on
wins Podcast of the Year award, y'all tune into the
Blackout Tips and it's just me and Karen complaining that
we didn't get it.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Come on, there's a problem, now, come on, y'all.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Y'all would feel the same, like, get the fuck out
of here, Roding Karen, this is fucked up, you know
this day moment, and you're definitely trying to turn this
shit into some dry hate.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Yeah, people do that all the time.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
So Lil Wayne, who I don't think truly understood the
the line which was used to bump the Carter three.
I held my roly chain proud irony. I think my
hard work late little Wayne down whatever though, call me crazy.
Everybody questionable turned me to an eskimo. I drew the
line and the decimals. That's what he said in the verse,

(26:17):
And so he said, won the Super Bowl, and now
he's the only one congratulated me. All these niggas agitated.
I'm just glad it's showing their faces, he says later
on the song. So Wayne tweeted out, man, what the
fuck I do? I just be chilling and they still
come from my head. Let's not take kindness for weakness.

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Let this giant sleep. I beg you all, no one
really wants destruction, not even me, but I shall destroy
if disturbed on me. Love, nigga, don't do it to yourself.
I'm not even sure Kendrick will respond to a little
Wayne disk.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
That's how bad. I don't That's how bad it is.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Only the Internet really seemed to be the ones that
want to like shut him down, like they want to
pump loull Wayne up, as if he could shut Kendrick
down in the year of twenty twenty four. Our lord,
I can't see it, like bruh, it's just not It's
not don't do it to yourself. It's not even that

(27:23):
I would probably enjoy him dismantling Lil Wayne, just on
a lyrical level. But it's the amount of feelings that
these people are experiencing as rappers about these beefs. It's
not it seems like they should. They should be the
ones wanting to chill out, you know what I mean? Right,
So anyway, Lol Wayne, please don't don't do this. You know,

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no one's talking bad about you, no one's asking you
to show up, and if you took some sort of offense,
I don't think Lol Wayne in twenty twenty four has
what it takes to truly make me be like God, damn,
he bodied Kendrick. I would be willing to say it
if I if he did it, But I just I
like Lil Wayne. He was just on Earth Gang and shit,

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it's not like I'm against this dudes, like I'm not
a fan.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
It's just he's not my goat.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
So I don't even have like the nostalgic like, let
me pull up a freestyle he did in twenty twelve
and be like he would body Kendrick.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Well, it's that's twelve years ago.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
That's like me pulling up Michael Jordan dunking from the
free throw line and being like he would kill Lebron,
Like he would kill Lebron maybe in nineteen eighty nine,
but it is twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Lebron still playing and he ain't. So we just gotta
leave it at that.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
But that's not the worst thing. Like I said, that
was Lil Wayne. Just kind of feel bad for l
Wayne letting them people get in his head.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Drake care.

Speaker 6 (28:55):
This.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
I knew this man is a habeas corporate ass nigga.
He went to the lawsuits. He's suing.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Universal Music Group and Spotify saying that they artificially inflated
Kendrick Lamar's song Not Like Us to make it the
unanimous number one hit that we heard all over the world.
I mean there were videos of people playing at weddings
in Sri Lanka.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Man, listen. I can't speak for nobody else for me personally.
I know I played that song like ten twenty thousand times,
like by.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Myself, like that shit, that shit.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
But for like a three weeks, almost a month, that
ship was a mother fucking repeat.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
HBCU marching bands that are playing at these games. Are
they part of the universal music group Spotify, like a collaboration.
Are they part of the illuminati? Or is it just
that people fuck with this song like that before this
game last night.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
I know, I don't, brother, it's what what are you doing?
What are you doing? And I know I ain't the
only one that played at an upteen million times, so
them numbers is real. I know you're having a hard
time right now. You're going through it through.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
The You need to get in the booth, you need
to get You can't solve this in a courtroom. You
can't solve this with a lawsuit. Getting your lawyers on
the case, nigga, is that what we're doing. You're calling

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your attorneys. You said, let me get my representation to
handle this.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
In a rap beef with the rap beef with the
one nigga, a rap who absolutely won't murder you, will
not have killed right. One held like I'm gonna kill you.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
On these bars, Like brother, there's no need to get rich.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
And torts involved in this, right, go right.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
I know you don't write, but go get someone to
write your song. A song, not a lawsuit, not a brief.
You're not supposed to be fouling Breefe, supposed to be
making a song. I'm so disgusted with this nigga.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
It's so oh my god.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
She just don't take that hell and it says that
internal ego, like everybody has an internal voice to go,
not me.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
You ain't gonna do this to me.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Every stereotype you've heard about, Like, oh my god, it's
just so bad. It's I think I saw my girl.
The Queen speaks on Twitter, uh and she said she said,
let us no such thing as light's getting behavior with
Drake like trying to prove it the song. I know
I'm fucking up what she said, but it was it

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made me laugh so hard because I was like, right,
this is the most light skinned stereotypical behavior we've ever
It's a rap battle.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Either, don't respond and act like.

Speaker 6 (32:06):
It's not happening, or get into booth and reproud battle
you don't get you don't call them on fucking the
lawyers and be like, hey, shut this down.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
You're bringing lawyers in there. And I was like, yes, Drake,
you called us here.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
We we we we stopped everything because you know, because
you showed up. He was like, yes, I want to sue,
spotify why something happened.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
You know. The lawyers are like, what's happening. He was
like because because because the Kendrick for him.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
I know, as soon as they see his name on
the fucking car id. I was like, what he wants, Yes,
what he wants?

Speaker 3 (32:42):
What he wants?

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Like they made the secretary pick up the phone right, there's.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
A message right, tell him we're not here. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
So he says, now, keep in mind u MG is
Drake's label. Okay, him and Kendrick basically under the same label.
I don't know the exact way that this contract set up,
but they're both on it. So it's very weird to
to do this. I'll tell you why I think he's

(33:13):
doing it in a second, because I don't think he's
actually wants to win this lawsuit or thinks this lawsuit
will be affected. I agree, but he's suing them, saying
that they used a legal scheme involving bots, payola, and
other methods to pump up not like us. When the

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two Stars refuted UMG did not rely on chance or
even ordinary business practices, attorneys for Drake's company right it
instead launched a campaign to manipulate and saturate the streamer.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Services and airways.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Drake's attorneys accused MG of violating the Racketeering, Influence and
Corrupt Organization Acts, which is the RICO.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Same shit.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Ysl on trial for same shit they try and get.
They try to get Trump for the RICO.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
You wasting people's time to take your money. But you
I don't think.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
I think within a month or two he's going up
dropping the ship like cause like this right here makes
no What evidence do you have of this?

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Right?

Speaker 2 (34:19):
And so everyone's saying the same thing, which I think
is a very valid point, which is Drake, You've been
on UMG this whole time. Everyone knows about the playlist
manipulation shit. When you go to Spotify, Drake's in every playlist.
It has been for years. It was one of the

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touchstones of why he was so popular is partially when
he put a song out, it immediately went in to
the hey have you heard this song on Spotify?

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (34:51):
And so if he's saying they somehow manipulate popularity and
manipulated not like us, into the most popular song ever
or whatever, then what were they doing for you? They
were not cheating for you, but then they were cheating
for Kendrick. How do you know this unless they were

(35:14):
cheating for you? When you think they cheated for Kendrick
and that's the only way to get someone to be
more popular.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Than you, how do you know what makes you even.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Suspect this unless you have to admit like, oh, yeah,
I know because I've benefited from it, which he's not
putting in the lawsuit.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
He's just saying I just know it. Now. It doesn't
seem like he's providing much proof.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Some of the proofs are like links to academics the
podcaster or god the streamer, links to his episodes and.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Being like, I know he showed them lawyers Dad. They
was like, chab booget out my face with this evidence.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
The lawyers wrote the briefcaring so he didn't that's not
how lawyer works. Apparently, when you're that rich, the lawyer's
gonna put it in there. It's like, what's the proof.
Here's a link to an episode of DJ Academics. Okay,
we'll just throw that in there.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
With everything else. You got anything else, sir? This is
the most it.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
This is suing UMG and Spotify if you're Drake instead
of rapping, instead of getting it. It's not skim bitch,
it's not low fat bitch.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
This is.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Grade A Vitamin D whole bitch for him to do
this shit.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
You know, Nick that you may not like us, true,
yes you did.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
It was an accusation that was very damning and seemed
to be true.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
But when you go I'm suing.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
It'll rap beef, I have no choices to be like,
you're not like us culturally.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
That's a know not right, and other rappers and said
be like, yeah, he sued over this and sued over that.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
He just sues people who drake. He does.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
I don't know, honestly, I did not know him to
be this litigious. He's because he's gotten in beef before.
He gotten beef for push your teeth. He got beef
for mek meal I've never seen him.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
This is not really sue, but just like take this
down and take that down. He was smacking with that. Well,
it definitely makes me feel like that cease and decist. Yeah,
that's what I mean. Kendrick said that ship.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Well, he said that you sent that seasoned desist and
everybody was like he lined and one of the rap
lines in Drake's response was ceasing desist is for hoes.
There's no bigger season desist than suing somebody for racketeering
because their song dissing you was too popular.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Yeah, what low did they break? Sir? Do you might
as well? You literally called the cops on this man.
You did for walking down the street. You was getting
your ass beat so bad you called the cops.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
I'm not saying for walking down the street. He's still
whooping your ass. He not walking down the street walking
on your neck. Yeah, you know what you started it?

Speaker 3 (38:13):
If I say yes, you ran up there was like, say.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Something, come on, I'm begging I beat you give me something.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
I want to fight. He was like, you want you
you really want me to fight? Yes, I remember me
to drop drop drop drop.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
He was basically saying like he was begging this man
to drop a song during that one loll in the
rap beef where he put out two songs of his own,
the fake ass Ai ship with Tupac, which Tupac's estate
asked him to take down, not Kendrick Lamar.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
That was not a season desist or anything legal from
Kendrick Lamar's point of view. And it's he had that
and then that you gotta drop a song. Okay, you
remember in the Ai song he.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Told him please, well we'll get to this in a second,
but just remember put a pin in it. He told
this man to please bring up the allegations that I'll
be fucking underage girls.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
That was the thing he asked Kendrick Wlamar to do.
But go ahead, Cam what we're gonna say.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Yeah, And it's one of those things where I agree
he one d percent started because people have the tendency
to forget that that he begged and pleaded and begged
and pleaded and did like you say, you're getting your
ass whoops, and now you call the cops when you
started it, when you started the whole altercation.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Now both of them signed to UMG. Him doing this
to me is a signal that he wants out of
his deal with UMG, which apparently that four hundred million
dollars that they gave him.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
I don't know what happens to that.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
I mean, from my understanding, that's the reason Drake was
putting out so much fucking music. I mean, Kendrick and
many other people have alleged that he really is like
check the check with this shit, where like he can't
afford to not be putting out mixtape song at the
song four five albums in the year sometimes.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Because he really couldn't.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
His deal just precluded that in order to pay this
money back, I'm gonna have to continue to constantly be
torn and working, which is fine. I wasn't even judging that.
I don't give a fuck about what someone's money situation is, right,
But you kind of made this a big deal because
you're suing them and basically saying the label is picking
favorites to make one guy more like better than the others.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Right, if they did it for him, you're basically saying
they're doing it for me too. So you made you
literally making them and you look terrible.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Now it's saying, well, he's not saying that they're doing
it for me. But I mean, what else are we
doing soon?

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Right, it's the same company, Like why so they would
only do this for one artist.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
It's like whenever lately the Trump like a Republican person
will come out and go, my election was rigged.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
The Democrat beat me. They rigged the election.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
They I am not gonna be counterc commission because Democrats
are still in elections and it's not working in twenty
twenty four because everybody's like, so they stole the county
councilman seat in the greater Orange County area, but then

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they let the rest of Pennsylvania go to Trump. That
seems like a dumb way to rig something, right, So
they rigged the they rigged the town water supply. Yeah,
captain his job, right. Everything at the presidential level, they said,

(41:38):
let's just not go too far. We really really don't
want the dog catcher to be a Republican.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
But the president, the president, we're okay with that. We're
okay with that. So that's essentially what. Yeah, that's what.
That's how we have to take it.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Like, he's not gonna say they produced my numbers, but
we can't be like, so they only juice Kendrick Lamar
and not yours, but Drake.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
The number one rapper for fifteen years.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
They were like, let's not put our thumb on scale, right,
that don't make sense. This is totally authentic what he's doing.
Fuck out of here all right now. Technically, that filing
is not yet a full lawsuit, but a so called
preaction petition, a procedure under New York law that aims
to secure information before filing a lawsuit party's name, and
such petitions will not necessarily be targeted any eventual lawsuit,

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and the allegations in Monday's filing seemed more squarely aimed
at UMG than Spotify.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Of course, they denied it.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
UMG said the suggestion that UMG would do anything to
undermine any of his artists is offensive and untrue. We
employ the highest ethical practices in our marketing and promotional campaigns,
no matter contrived and absurd legal arguments, and this preaction
submission can mask the fact that fans choose the music
they want to hear. Basically like, don't take it up
with us. The people decided you was a whack ass nigga,

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and that's why they listened to that shit.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Have you tried not being a bitch ass nigga.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
No, well you should give it a shot because you
know what, don't We'll try. I'll tell you what's not
beating the bitch ass niggas allegations lawsuits instead of raps,
instead of raps right right. It says they schemed the
variety of ways by including by charging Spotify vastly reduced
licensing rates in exchange for the streamer recommending the song,

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the users who have searched for unrelated songs and artists.
They also claim UMG paid influencers to boost a song
on social media and also hired armies of bots to
fraudulently spike the numbers. Now here's what I'm saying, though,
because this is the same thing with the they try
and steal election shit. You let me know the shit
that you do when you start accusing people of it.

(43:44):
This is the cheater coming in the house. Want to
look at your phone? Why you want to look through
my phone? Dog, I'm in here being faithful. Why you
look at Why you sweating?

Speaker 3 (43:54):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
That's what this Drake shit is. Because Drake definitely uses
bots online. If you on social media, you've experienced his bots,
If you've said anything remotely about Drake and Kendrick.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
You better put a star something that will misspell it,
because if not, you're gonna have bots.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
On your ass. And I'm not saying everybody is a bot.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
There's a lot of just like not everybody online is
like a Russian whatever. A lot of people are, you know,
either biased or within this cold or influencers or they
think this is real whatever. That's not my job to
parse out. But some people really are like committed to Drake.
I see them all the time, and I'm just like, ooh, oh, no, lord,

(44:39):
what was the fathers?

Speaker 3 (44:41):
But this is this is so ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
He says, you and g conspired with and paid currently
no unknown parties to use bots to artificially inflate the
spread or not like us and deceive consumers into believe
in the song was more popular than it was in reality.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Here's what my what I would guess is happening.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
I think he will at some point rescind this or
it will be thrown out. And I think this is
just another thing, kind of like how Donald Trump sues
people that are telling the truth on him. It's another
thing for people to give cover because at this point
he only has his stands left, and his stands will
believe anything like he can literally, he can say anything

(45:22):
and they'll be like, yep, if Drake said it's true, yep.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
So I think he'll He just needs these reasons out there.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
This is this is Donald Trump suing everybody in saying
you stole the election, and then judge at the judge
throwing it out because they never could provide any evidence
of proof. But it was enough in the zeitgeist for
people that are either Republican conservatively or just flat out
mega people to be like, they stole the election, and
we know they stole that election because they sued him

(45:49):
and the lawsuits got thrown out because the judges are still.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
In the election. They stole their election.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
The only you know, he's only getting accused of rate
because they're trying to steal the election, you know that
kind And it's just enough for it to sound like that.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
One particularly eye catch and claim.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
The petition claims UMG paid Apple to have his voice
assistant Siri purposely misdirect users to Kendrick songs online. Source
of Reporter that when users asked Siri to play the
album Certified lover Boy by Drake, Syria's dad played Not
Like Us, which contains the lyrics certified Pedophile, an allegation
against Drake.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
The Rappers lawyer's right.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Apple's not named as a respondent in the petition nor
accused of any legal wrongdoing. What so he just threw
that out there?

Speaker 3 (46:33):
I bet you. It's like one TikTok video. Apple is like, Uh,
why are you taking the bite out of me? I
ain't doing nothing.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yeah, I like that joke. Uh the weeds must be
kicking in is uh uh. Drake's attorney say he raised
the issue with UMG before heading the court, but that
the music jall had no interest in taking responsibility for
his misconduct, because.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
What are you doing? This not true? Like all right,
my nigga, Okay, you seem very upset by this this
thing we did not do.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
To the contrary, he claims, UMG is actively tried to
conceal this wrongdoing, including by firing staffords.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Perceived as having loyalty to Drake. So this is this.
I think this is all to get out of his deal.
I think he wants out of his UMG deal. Now
that is not even the worst part.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
It's more it's yes, it gets it gets worse, which
is crazy to say, crazy.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
To believe it honestly gets worse.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
So if you'll notice in that lawsuit, everyone made the
same kind of point, which is, it's.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Weird that you're suing.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
The UMG about the popularity of a song that none
of us doubt it's popular. Is there anyone out here
that thinks the song was like, let's say, UMG, juice
the numbers?

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Do you think they juiced it? One thousand percent, one percent,
one hundred five percent?

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Like, let's say they juiced the numbers? Did they for
those that listen aren't show that listen to the song?

Speaker 3 (48:19):
What? What did you feel juiced into it? Were you? Like, Man,
I really wouldn't like this song.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
It's like how there's certain artists.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
What's what's that girl name Ice Spices?

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Like Ice Spices you can put her on every playlist
in the world.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
It doesn't make me a fan of hers. You know,
Drake for years.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Has been on playlist and I've been like, oh good, skip,
So like, obviously something's happening here. That's more than what
Drake is willing to admit to. Yes, sir, sorry, my
article thing just went down. But the thing that made
it worse. This man really came out of his mouth
and did not he's but he did not sue for

(49:01):
what I think. It's obvious the man called you a pedophile.
You like a h that song not that popular, sir?
Is there anything else you might want to address before
we get to before we get here, it's if the
song is too popular or not.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
We got a lot of interest before we get too popular.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Yeah, you don't feel like you should may bring something
or something.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Nope, I told you what I was bad about.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
If three guys on went on they made a song,
it was like Rod is a pedophile? Made a podcast.
The thing I'm not gonna argue with is like it
was number one on the podcast charts.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
I'm gonna be like, yo, they I'm not a pedophile.
I dress anything.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Y'all not say that about me. That's definitely not true.
But keep in mind he told this dude. He told
Kendrick bring up that I'm a pedophile. I dare you
drop drop drop?

Speaker 3 (50:03):
And Kendrick said, Okay, I got you. I got you.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
I was I'm glad you said it. I said, don't
get personal. You don't want to go there. You said,
I'm gonna get personal right. I'm gonna take it there.
And I said, I said, Lord, don't make me do it,
because you know you was praying. He was, you know,
you know, you know Kendrick, he's blessed and barely favored.
He's just stressed and barely flavored over there. He's like, look,

(50:29):
the Lord is always on me, and I'm trying to
do right by him. But I'll be barely making it
out these battles.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
If you don't hold my handback. I ain't the person
I used to be. You know I'm not with that.
I will pop out on your ass.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
And Drake said, do it like here's here's here's fucking
Tupac telling you to do it, his Snoop Dogg telling
you to do it, do it. You better drop this shit, bitch.
And so he dropped it. And he did call you
a padophoile and not just a pedal foul. He called
you a pedophile on the song of the Year.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Everywhere.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
I mean, I've been in the arenas where children are
saying a minors.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
We were guys.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
We were at the Hornets game and it was Orlando
Magic on a Monday, which means no one's gonna be there.
They know that, so that means we get in house entertainment.
You mean they're not paying for a halftime show. Some
motherfuckers to fly in it, like you're not getting anything special.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
It's just like who they look around the building? What
you doing? Come on over here and behalftimes.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Like normally it's like cheerleaders, or like these guys that
jump off trampolines and dunks, or it's like you know,
the dance teams.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Sometimes they have like kids play each other.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
They do those questions questions trivia like it's something cheap.
So yesterday it was the DJ who was the DJ
for the arena. He did like a tribute to hip
hop plays out all school hip hop songs. The DJ's
name is DJ A Minor. When I tell y'all, that
was his name.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
So why you thought they were saying a minor yesterday?
They said because it was at the song. I did
my bad.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Because I even said during the game, I said, that's
the worst. That's the worst way to have your nickname
put in a song, because that.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Line is you're trying to fuck a minor.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Basically, you're you're you have sex with children and and Meanwhile,
at the end.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Of his set, it was like, y'all give it up
for DJ a minor, and I was like, oh. When
it zoomed in on them, I was like, oh, no, no,
because there's this thing is a minor.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
So it's one of those things where I'm going, you
picked that name before this song came.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Right, Oh, I know, I know, but I that's not
the song I would use. Someone else got to drop
another song that. Don't use it that way.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Be flash. I don't want my name associated with that shit.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
No, but anyway, my point being, the song had a minor.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Kids are saying it certified love a boy, certified pedophile.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Editing none of it. People are dancing to it. Drake
sues for that. Next he's like, hey, also, in addition
to this, it's fucked up that you y'all you out
here calling me a pedophile. I'm glad everybody brought it
up before me.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Did did did?

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Did?

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Drake? This is like, here's my list of grievs. Are
you sure you should?

Speaker 2 (53:36):
I want them all in there. You know they kept
looking up, going you sure. I don't think that's what happened.
I think he sued over the fake numbers every and
Drake is hyper online. He sees everything people are saying,
and everyone made the same fucking point.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
What are you?

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Who gives a fuck what number it was on the chart?
He called you a fucking pedophile. You're not suing over
that for defamation. You're suing to say, hey man, the
song was really more like number three and you said
it was number one. Okay, I have a problem with that.
It's like what he called you a pedophile? Uh yeah,

(54:14):
oh yeah, I'm also I have a problem with that too.
I'm very offended because it's not true, because it's not true.
But which is pointing this other stuff? So now he's
alleging defamation over this false song.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Here's here's what, Here's here's here's what.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
I got it once again, this is the most bitch
made ship I've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
In my motherfucking life. I didn't know about this. Zero
respect for this man. Zero. Yeah. I can't do it
here here his why though? The first thing being you're
suing him? How long after the fucking song been out there?
We know all the words.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Now, brother, this is going to your grave, like we're
it's never gonna not.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
You could win the lawsuit and it never would change anything. Mmmm.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Secondly, I hate people like this. You made ship up too.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Mmmm.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
So if you're saying this is not true, which is
what you're saying, are you also saying when you say
he beats his wife when you said that, he uh
uh uh like all like uh what was the other
things he said about Kendrick? He was just like with

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all the ship he said, that was fair game. You
don't gotta worry about going to lawsuit. That's not defamation
to bring up the allegations you put in your songs.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
You're both talking about each other. No one in the
history of rapp has ever done no bullshit like this. Yeah,
it just makes you look bad. This is bullshit.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
That's like Joe rules, Sue and fifty cent Like, I'm
not a wangster your honor. This man said. Hilarious though,
But he said I am a wangster. First of all,
I don't even know what that is. That is that
was not a term we was using before he made
the song. So Number one disagree. Number two, this sounds

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like Drake list. You can't prove that I am one
of these wangsters, and I demand to be recompensed in court.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
Recompense get out of here. Dog? What are you doing?
Why can't you just keep rapping? If you're making stuff
up about a wrap and he's making up stuff like.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
That about you. Boom, here's the third thing. Care you
know it's not in this lawsuit that's said you made
lies up about me?

Speaker 3 (56:42):
What's that? He didn't say you lied and said I
had a daughter that I was hiding. Oh he did not.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Why isn't that in a lawsuit. He's like, I don't
be fucking no underage girls?

Speaker 3 (56:53):
All right? He also said you had a daughter you
weren't really claiming? Hm hm oh, let's look at these
stream numbers again. No, man, what's going on with? Are
we suing and we're not sewing? What's going on? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (57:10):
Yeah, this shit goes either gonna get thrown out or
he gonna he goes. He's gonna end up just dropping.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
But this song is not required to be.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
No rap song really, but it's not required to even
be factually accurate.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
In this song.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
No, I don't know if jay Z was a tiboho
and thirty six in a karate class. I don't know
if he was doing that. That's just what NA said
and it was good. I don't know if the girls
called Jay z ugly or not. I don't know, but
it was they was talking shit about each other. It's

(57:45):
just it was not for We didn't need to go
through with a fine to coming. It's never been handled
like they're trying to get a PhD.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
You didn't publish an article. It's not slander, it's not libel.
It don't have to be peer reviewed.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Song saying you ain't shit after you said he ain't shit?

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Right? What we doing right now?

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Academia does not need to be here right now.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
That's like I'm suing you for you something you don't
do nothing for his community.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
Meanwhile, this niggas all through out this community, uplifting people.
None of us.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Even took your disc is seriously because we was like,
we know that shit isn't the truth. You just need
to have something to say, right, Drake is a hit
dog hollering it's true.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
I agree.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
Yeah, I hate to be like this, But as more
time has passed, the more I think about.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Go, yeah, I believe.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
What he said is true because you go back and
you particularly and not like us. You think about it,
you like and you think about what's happening right now
between the time you go, yeah, dog, allegation is a
true A lot of them are. Honestly, I hope it
goes a trial. It won't this shit getting thrown out.

(58:56):
But honest to god, if I had my brothers, I
want this ship to go to trial, and I want
it televised like the OJ Simpson trial. I want to
see because because if it's fair game, then I want
to see him. I want okay well improved that Whitney
is cheating on on Kendrick and that his children aren't

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really his, and that she's actually fucking day free. And
the reason for the evidence of this is you look
through her Instagram followers.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Sir, would you like to present this evidence? Are your
lawyers gonna defend that in court as well? Right? You?

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Motherfucking Oh my god, I cannot believe you.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
You're not like.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Us, Yes, I cannot believe this.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
This is this Honestly, this is the worst loss in
hip hop history and the Bee like, it's worse than
niggas who got killed that like Tupac got murdered, and
it was not as bad as Drake being alive to
do this. He would have been better off getting murdered
he would have been better off some point being like,

(01:00:06):
oh man, turn on the news, y'all. He got shot.
What drake? Oh man, that's terrible.

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
It should have never been this serious and we would
be doing tributes and we'd all be saying shit like
you know, man, first Nipsy and then you know, like
seven Atlanta Rappers to come out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Man, he stole my song, but.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
He took me under his wing like it would have
been much kinder to him than to just live and
let us process.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Long, bitch, we did not have to know none of
this information.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
You should have took this to the grade.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Let's get the point four.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
I think I'm at four. If my mind is this
sharp after this, we pizza guys.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
You doing good. Just understand that if I'm actually on four,
somebody will let me know. But that I'm on point,
I don't remember four point four. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Do you remember what he said in his last this
song back the Hard Part six to Kendrick.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Oh he didn't tell him the Kendrick.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Yeah, he said, we fed you that information. It's all fake.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
He did, now, sir.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
In addition to why would you feed why would you
feed a man information that you're a Pediphra and then.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Turned around and be like, did anybody do it?

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
If you didn't let me know, punk ass niggas telling him,
he said, you have money out to find out who
put leaked the information.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
But also I leaked the information. I told y'all. He
was stupid when it happened.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
You know, some people were still in Drake Drake denial
at the time, but he said, I fed you this information.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
This is all fake.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
None this is real, he did, So why are you singing?
I thought he took your bait. You caught him in
the trap. He's you got him.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
That's what he said.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
To receive some fake There's no reason to verify anything
because none of it can be real.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
If Drake says it's not real.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Uh oh, you wanna take that ship to trial. This
is the most caring shit. I'm sorry, Karen, but this
is the most caring shit.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
I don't take that one personally.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
For a man, he basically said, I want to speak
to your manager.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
I want y'all work at the same place. You went
to HR. He did, You went to eight. You took
Kendrick that HR. You was talking ship and we heard you.
He talked shit back.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Now you and you and embarrassed talking about we need
to get we need to get Nancy and hr on
top of this, because you're just not gonna disrespect me
like that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
I'm not gonna take it right. This should have all
been an email.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Yes, this is crazy, an internal email. I've never seen
no shit like this in rap. And everybody's showing up
on Damn. I got to be in the meeting because
y'all beefing. If you still respect this man after this,
you're just built different than me.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
You're a different person.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
I knew people that I already thought it was whack
to be defending his bullshit the last few months anyway,
Like it was like I was kind of out on
it fast.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
I was like, oh oh ouch, oh no, it's over,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
You know, I remember having a long conversation with my
brother at the middle of the night.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
We was just up.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
We love rapping hip hop like that, and we was
talking and I kind of walked them through it because
you know, he got kids and job like he ain't
got and so I'm just walking him through it and
he's like, damn, yeah he lost. Because my brother was
kind of like, I don't know. They battled it over.
Drake dropped that hard part six shit and I guess

(01:03:41):
it's over. And I was like, you got time because
I can break down the lyrics for you real quick
and show you how he lost. And I did, and
he was like, oh, yeah, he definitely lost.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
That's crazy the fact that that was months ago and
Drake has just gotten worse and worse and now.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
We're going to court. We're going to court, we're fouling
legal briefs.

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
Like I said, you go from the cease and desist
in to this yes, Like yeah, I gotta got one
from Drake, and I got one from Drake.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
It's like, I believe, I believe you did do all
those dog. What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
I can't respect you. You you you just go to
the booth and make people money. Ah, I Oh, I like,
I don't y'all know. I love rap.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
I can't even listen to Drake's this songs to Kendrick anymore.
I haven't listened to him in months. And I was
listening to both during it because I thought especially push Ups.
I was like, ooh, I like this push Ups. He's
talking some shit, but he went out so bad. I
can't listen to those songs anymore without being like it's
embarrassing's second and embarrassing to me. It's like when you

(01:04:59):
watch a clip from a prank show or something and
you know what's gonna happen to the person being prank
and they don't obviously, and so sometimes you get secondhand
embarrassment because you like, you don't know that pie about
to fall on his face when he open the door.
I don't know if I can watch this, oh, except
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Obviously something way worse. That's how I feel watching him
listen to his music now. I'm like, I don't want to. Oh,
this is embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
He had no idea that you know it's it's it's
Maury when you watch Maury. And then they have a
plant in the green room with the dude that's on
the show for cheating, and it just happens to be
a woman in like a body con dress sitting across
from him with no brown being like, you know, what

(01:05:49):
are you here for? I just happen to want to
fuck anybody that comes in this room, and he's like,
pus it, don't mind it for do and then Maury
busts in it be like, hey, we had your own
camera the whole time.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
You you a cheater. It's like, I'm not a cheater more.
I love my wife. It's like, well, here's the video.
You're trying to fuck this lady.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
You've been sitting here this whole time, recorded and we
know you tried to fuck this woman and you just lying.
And I feel embarrassment for that person because I'll be like, yes,
catch them, but also damn, damn. You know it's cheaters.
When I watch cheaters and you're like, yeah, nigga, while
you they know you was at the hotel, like you think,
they rolled up on you at the hotel by coincidence.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
They notice your third they notice your favorite hotel. They
know you always get this room. Yes they do. It's
a baby, No, it's only one time. And then then
Joey gotta come up and actually it's the fifth time.
And that's just this week. Baby, you know, I don't
even know it now, this is y'all work together here.
You want to see the video. You want to look
at the video because you've seen the forgot what you
did on the Yeah, we had a video. Then they're like, nah, nah,

(01:06:53):
I ain't smack the appad it and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
What do they get mad at. They never get They
don't be mad at the cheating. They be mad at
you found out. They be pointing out, well, why you
recorded me? Well, how come your song stream is so high?

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
How come it's the number one song in the world.
I mean, if you so, damn, I'm the cheater, but
you the one with the number one song? Do you
ever think about that?

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
That's how it sounds too right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
I'm suing you for calling me a Cheatah, just because
you know I'll be cheating. That's fucked up. You ain't
gonna tell people, so you're just gonna put this on camera.
I'm just out here for the world. So that's really
what he sounds like. And it's really fucking embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
And I really I don't know how. I mean, I've
been waiting for this dude to kind of like have
a downfall.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
I this is beyond my wildest imaginations of a downfall,
because I just thought it was a given that he
was one of the top people in hip hop and
it was just gonna always be remembered that way.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
Yea and felt so long. Yeah, I always felt like
it was a look.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
I was never fully on board with Drake because I
don't feel like Drake is the kind of artist that
I like, like he does, he feels nothing about himself.

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
Yeah, and sorry to cut you off, but also this
is what I've with everything going on. When you talk
to some people, it's like you have another generation and
another generation. It's like his audience eventually just outgrows him
because he's in this one area and the people in
that area love him, but they're not the wild.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
If you stop.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
Maturing, you be like he ain't talking about nothing, You
just float away. At least that's what I'm getting from Al. Yeah,
and I think that's one of his ways of trying
to stay relevant. Was like, well, there's always somebody turning
twenty three years old, so yeah, I might be going
thirty eight, thirty nine, forty years old, but there's always
a crop of twenty three year old stuck in a
twenty three year old mentality who think I'm the man.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
And that shit, of course, was not the part. I
was never holding him up the high standards.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
So just before anybody even tries to throw that part
out there, I don't care that he was making immature
music about about doing immature shit. I didn't give a fuck.
He could have been sixty rap about that shit. It
really wouldn't have bothered me. I just I was like,
I've got good production, and every once in a while
drops a clever line. It's good, go to the gym music, like,

(01:09:11):
I don't hold everybody to some high standard.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
I wouldn't have called him my goat.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
I wouldn't even call him the greatest rapper of all
time or the greatest rapper at the time. But that
didn't mean that I didn't respect that he has a
place in rap. Enough people fuck with him that I.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
Can just go yeah, it's raight, and just go down history.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Yeah right, And sometimes he would drop songs I genuinely love,
same like, no jokes, no, not even trying to be funny.
He's dropped multiple songs off I Bop and I didn't
get into the rest of the ship, the culture ulter shit,
But damn, how can you look past it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
How can you look past that?

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
He don't write his own raps when he's writing his
own lawsuits, Like, how can you look past it?

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
He has left me no choice. This nigga is whack,
Yes he is. He's a whack ass nigga. That's so,
that's on wax. She over rap beef niggaett in the booth.
And if you ain't rapping, then just stop.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
If you don't get your canuck ass in a motherfucking
studio and put some fucking wax, something to wax, what
are you doing.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
I don't care about these sullen pictures on Instagram. I
don't care if you bring your kids hair.

Speaker 6 (01:10:22):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
No one cares about that, kids, about your blue pants.
And it's only because you lost that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
People are acting like you weren't out of motherfucking pocket,
saying this man beats his wife, she's cheating on him,
and his fucking kids aren't his. Those are three offences
I would slapped his shit out of a nigga for.
And yet somehow, because you lost, his life poured me.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
He hurt my feelings. I don't know it. I was
just rapping with my friends and then you start. Kenny
Lamar came up out of nowhere. He just started beating
on me for no reason.

Speaker 7 (01:10:57):
You make my mom a proud. You guys are not
doing anything with your life. You may not see it,
but I'm trying to do I'm trying to accomplish something.
You guys are preventing me from that. All y'all haters
like I'm trying to accomplish my dreams.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
If you don't like me, just block me. I didn't
do anything to you, all right. So yeah, that's that's
that's the latest thing with Drake and Kendrick, just really
saying keep me up. God, that that was rolling deep
over there really went outside a couple.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Let's see, I need to start wrapping up. I got
something to do at seven. Let me see what else
can we talk about real quick?

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
I don't feel like doing no Trump things. Uh, maybe
do a little bit of white people news. Okay, that
sounds good to you, all right. Let me just look
up my white people need what people.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Excited? Big white people news happening this week. Kinds of whiteness.

(01:12:24):
We love to see it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
They out here doing what they need to do, doing
all they do. This is big news for white people.
Doctors say, is fine a pee in the shower?

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Now, I know you people that don't wash the legs.
If you don't watch the legs, imagine there's other things
you do in the shower. So doctors say, hey, because
someone needs to ask doctor car Karen Edelber, a professor
and your knowledge youurology, said it's really personal preference that

(01:12:58):
people don't like to associated place where you clean yourself
in the shower to a place so you also do
some elimination. Urinating the shower is unlikely to create any
health problems, according to youurologists, and it's not likely to
clog up the drain. Still, there are certain scenarios in
which using the showers of makeshift toilet might not be
a good idea. I mean, I feel like there's a

(01:13:19):
lot of reasons that's not a good idea.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
Uh yeah, So just anyway, big banner news for white people.
Good day for y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Y'all found out some stuff today, So good for y'all.
They say, don't worry about catching ut i's off of this.
They say, it's very unlikely that you would catch a
ut I from being in the shower.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
There's a very low risk of skin infection. Okay, so
gets on your feet and your legs, Okay, it's a
low chance. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Urine is food for bacteria and fun guy. Uh, when
it lands on an open wound, it can make the
womd hard to heal. Because back to here and now
have nourishment to keep growing, increasing the risk of back ter.

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
So you know, just don't be cut on the legs.
I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
So yeah, they said, now avoid urination and baths and
hot tubs because you nasty motherfuckers need to hear that
for some reason.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
Oh no, just like when they had a thing on there,
go do not eat this inside shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
I was like, oh yeah, some of y'all need to
hear that boiling hot water and you want to throw
some urine in there? Why don't you just brining yourself sick,
sick son of a bitch and other white people news.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
A woman refuses the host Thanksgiving after her sister hands
out family code of conduct contract. What did it say,
Let's see, it's probably on Reddit.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
I've hosted Thanksgiving for my family every year since I
moved into a house, my house five years ago. It's
always a little messy and chaotic, but that's part of
the charmer, right. But this year, her twenty nine year
old sister decided she wanted to help bring some order
to the gathering. At first, I thought she meant coordinating
who would bring what dishes and to help clean up Instead,
she showed up in my house last week with printed
copies of what she called a family Code of conduct.

(01:15:14):
She insisted everyone read and sign them before attending. The
code includes a rule against overlapping conversations at the dinner table,
with suggestions for taking terms like a respectful debate club.

Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
That's that, that's that's that's a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
Can you tell my family? Yeah, I had conversations and
all types of directions.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
You just.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Well, you're gonna have a sticky pass around. I'm holding
the talking stick. Can someone pass me the mashed potatoes?

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
Okay, on to you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
A band on political or controversial topics with her as
the final arbiter of what was two.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
Heated You don't get out of here with then, I'm
not going till you got damn party. First of all,
I don't mind that as an idea.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
I don't go to Thanksgiving to top politics or controversial topics.

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
I gonna be honest with Yob.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
But at the same time, I feel like, once you
make it a rule and you the one that gets
to decide, now it's just a Now, it's just what
are your politics?

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
Y What do you think is controversial? Yep? Like you
just made it worse.

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
She did first, just having people having normal conversation that
they were gonna have anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Everybody used to ignoring that uncle whoever the fuck be
saying crazy shit that y'all cookouts and Thanksgivings.

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
Everybody know who he is, they like, just gonna talk
to him.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Sister also wants a smart casual dress code because holiday
photos should reflect well on the family, and she wanted
to assign seats based on optimal personality compatibility. She was
completely serious when I laugh to say, you can't be serious.
She accused me of not taking her efforts to improve
family dynamic seriously. I told her I wasn't going to
force a code of conduct in my house, and that

(01:16:52):
she wanted the Microman's Thanksgiving she got hosted herself.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
She then doubled down.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
The woman canceled Thanksgiving when her sister doubled down, and
now her mom thinks they should humor her sister, while
that thirty five year old brother thinks he won't attend
if the code exists. Family Honestly, at this point, I
would attend. I think everyone should attend. I would sign
the contract, and then I would just do what the
fuck I felt like doing because the fuck you gonna

(01:17:17):
do sue me, Drake, No, you're just gonna sit out
there and be mad that we're talking about what the
fuck we feel like talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
You can't do shit right? Fuck wrong with you? Weird though,
So yeah, that was I imagine those white people. Of course.
Share recalls.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Deciding to loan out her virginity at fourteen and have
revenge sex with a boy who dismissed her.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
I was so angry.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
She has a new memoir. Share the memoir Part one, okay, ambitious,
I'll see you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
I already know it's gonna be a sequel. How many
parts is it gonna be? At least two?

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
That's a lot of life, she said part one. She
gonna do like Tom Cruise, naming the second part or
something totally different.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
So she put out this book. It came out the nineteen.
She says.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
She was dating a boy when she was fourteen, saying
he would kiss her in her bedroom.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
She noticed that boy's behavior change when his friends were around.

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
He was sweet enough when we were alone, but as
soon as friends came around and treat me like an
embarrassing kid. One day, when the boys are planning an
outing to a restaurant, She says, they laughed and mockingly
asked her boyfriend. She laughed, Oh, they laughed at and
mockley asked her boyfriend if he was gonna bring that kid,
at which point he promptly ditched her.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
I was so hurt when he did that. I had
revenge sex with him.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
I had never wanted to. Otherwise I would have done
it one of the five hundred other times.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
He asked.

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
But I was so angry at being dismissed. I decided to,
if not, loan out my virginity to him.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
What does that mean? To loan out virginity?

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
When what turned out to be a massively overrated experience
turned came to an end, I asked him, is that
it are?

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
We finished? When I told him to go home and
never come back, and I wanted him to feel.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
Just dismissed as he made me feel. Oh okay, it's
like I gave you something, Now get the fuck out.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
I guess I don't know. People do weird things about.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Sex and it I mean I came from I do
this a little bit like I loan out dick. Okay,
nobody can have you may borrow some dick, but yes,
I would like it back.

Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
When you're done. It is coming with me. Okay, It's
like tumbleware, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
She knows that the boy later tried to make it
up to her, but she never spoke to him again.
She said, my mother warned me that the minute I
lost my virginity, she no because she see it in
my eyes. So after that Roper did with the Italian,
I ran to the mirror to check. I half expect
to see the word sex flashing and fluorescent letters across

(01:20:02):
my forehead, but I couldn't spot any difference, and she
didn't either.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
She had.

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
That's because you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
Gotta wear them shades inside. That's that's how you keep
them from knowing.

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
Of course.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Uh so, yeah, that's she was talking about. Shout out
to share her her autobiography.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
We love to see it. Her memoir Me Part one,
Part one, We love to see it. Let's see uh.

Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
Margot Robie gave birth thirty four years old. She delivered
a healthy baby boy. Oh yep, good for Margo.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
We love to see it. Karen knows who she is,
Harley Quinn Yes, and Barbie M.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
H Elwood Edwards, the voice of AOL's You've Got Mail
alert has died at seventy four.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Wow. Yeah, yeah, I just wonder like what else he said?

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
Because I feel like if you had that voice, it
will probably mess your life up, because like nobody will
be able to get over the novelty of hearing your
voice say those things, you.

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
Know, because whenever it was made, that was a big thing.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
Yeah, not movie, not just he was the voice of
AOL when you remember on all O You Got Mail
that he was him. So I'm saying, like, what else,
Like if you get in a fight with the You
Got Mail man where you're like, hey, man, you're a
real bitch and I don't like you. He's like, no,

(01:21:38):
you're a bitch and I don't like you. You You're
going to get a foot up your ass.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
Like it's just I can't. I feel like people will
never take him seriously. No, you know, if he's dating you,
I'm gonna eat that pussy from the back. Oh no, yes,
that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (01:21:58):
That would be too much to process. I'm sorry, you've
got to tell I don't. I don't know anyway, Rest
in peace of that man. Lived fascinating life, right, very confusing.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Let's see, uh, last white people news and then we'll
get out of here. Education Secretary open minded on England's
smacking band. The Education Secretary says she's open minded about
a band on smacking children in England. Bridget Phillipson told
the BBC's LRD Cossenberg Comsburg I'm sorry on Sunday that

(01:22:35):
the government was considering a band, but that legislation would
not be advanced anytime soon. Her commerce were a response
to a fresh calls for a band in England by
Children's Commissioner Dame Rachel Desuza, who suggested adopting similar measures
already in place in Scotland and Wales. So I guess
in England you can steal smack a kid just do

(01:22:57):
you smack me in like the mouths?

Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
That just like what they call spank right? Do you
know what? I think that might be what they call spanking?

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
Children's Charity The NSPCC called on the new legislation as
soon as possible, as there was mounting evidence that physically
disciplining children could be damaging. Speaking on Sunday morning, Phillipson
said she was keen to hear from Dame Rachel another
experts on how.

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
A band would work. How would it work. You just
don't hit the kids. It's just hard.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
You just don't whoop the kids as as like, I
don't understand the chair It sounds like it's spanking.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
Yeah, yeah, but I just don't get how like, how
would we even discipline the kids if you can't hit
them in twenty twenty four, it's impossible, you know, we
wouldn't know what to do right In the statement, she added,
this is why we want the government the legislat as
soon as possible to give children in England the same
protection from assault for the adults and already in place

(01:23:49):
for children in Scotland and Wales.

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
Other charities and yeah, but how you're seeing the Scottish.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
And Welsh children. Those kids are fucking off the hook
there they are are just whooping everyone's ass because no
one else gave him a smacking. How they're supposed to learn.
Other charities, including Bernardo's, have also a long call for
an English smacking band.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
Two thirds of English people.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Polled by you gov in March last year said physically
disciplined in children was not acceptable.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
But have you met these children?

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
In England North Ireland, it is legal for a car
or pair to discipline that child physically if it is
a reasonable punishment by the Children Act of two thousand
and four. Oh but the Children Act of two thousand
and four made it illegal to saw the child causing actual,
agreevous bodily harmed.

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
Right, because before you still lift the gray area.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
I like how they we just all expect all these
people to just know the fine line. It's like, oh,
you're just slightly over, take about five percent off that
smack there you.

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
Go, right, That's why they was like, you know what,
let's make it clear, and now your child will learn
not to play in the store. There you go. You
got them, you talking, no life listens, remember that for
the rest of it. Yes they will. But yes, shout
out to them white people news. You know.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
Meanwhile in America, we're trying to bring slavery back. So
I don't know, like our children gonna be on the post.
I just hope I go to one of them good
plantations with one of them nice slave owners that the
white people always going on about, you know, trying to
get big and strong. So at least they let them
keep my family together. I hope, you know, right, just
hope we all go to the same plantation. It's at

(01:25:28):
least they can do. We live kind of close to
each other, my family, so you know, it's no reason
to break Tomorrow's up right, you know, I know, I
know they want to get their way back and uh
and they got Trump in office and they're gonna change
all our last names, the Marilago or some shit.

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
But just keep my family together. That's all weak. My
people together.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
You know, I don't care if you're if you're smacking
white kids or not. Just don't whip the black woods
here in America. That's a last little little gallows human
for y'all. All right, Uh, let's get out of here.
On the last thing, which is sword ratchetness. I feel

(01:26:27):
like Raphaela liked this article. Uh saw on YouTube. He's
always trying to beg me to play some type of
weird link from somewhere. A man arrested for allegedly brandishing
a sword at the office of the president.

Speaker 3 (01:26:43):
First of all, that's a lot of ambition the office
of the president. You you went to the top, that's way.
Is this one of those that just this is never
gonna say anything? Nope? Oh all right, well fuck this
article this this I thought I was gonna play some news.

(01:27:04):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Well anyway, that's why I don't click on those things,
right because it be that bad. All right, here's a
different one, man, Let's go to this one. Eerie man
charged at the allegedly attacking his roommate with a sword.
Oh no, oh, this article is like it does play
all right, and it might be from the news. Let's
give it another shot.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
What a different one? First of all, eerie sounds scary.
Mm hmmm, Like that was eerie. Isn't that something we
say about things that are frightening? So eerie man is
actually his location. He's from a place called erie, Okay,
but could also serve as it's like being from scary

(01:27:46):
town or a scary man attacks wife with sword. It's
like he would That was very scary. Yes, yes, I
can see this happening in your town.

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
Yeah, Like there's gotta be someplace in America called like
dangerous city. You know, ah, dangerous man will's gun like, yes,
he was double dangerous.

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
Gotta keep it real. All right.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
Here we got police custody, chargged with attempted murder after
he allegedly tried to kill his roommate with a sword.
According to police, fifty four year olds.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
First of all, thank you news anchor Wilfrid Briley Brimley.
This man just reminded me I need to get some oatmeal.

Speaker 1 (01:28:24):
Yes, mate with a sword. According to police, fifty four
year old Ben Lahman attacked his sixty six year old
roommate with a sword roughly four feet long.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
Old is Ben Layman again fifty four, and his roommate
is sixty sixty sixty one is fifty one is sixty.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
Four feet long. The two allegedly getting into an argument
after the sixty six year old opened a window at
their apartment Saturday night in the five hundred block of
East ninth Street. Eventually, that argument escalated, prompting Layman to
allegedly tell the victim today's the day you Then the
attack commenced with the.

Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
I always say this, when God opens a window, he
cools out a sword. No, that is not.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
No, that is not You're gonna ask keV on stage,
you know, religious and he be knowing that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
Not true.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
The sword. Police arrived on scene to find the victim,
they say, with blood all over his head and face.
That victim fled, telling police he believed there were firearms
in the house. Layman is being held at the Erie
County Prison on one hundred and fifty thousand dollars bond.

Speaker 3 (01:29:33):
Then you know he ain't got no one.

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
But Joe, don't he got He ain't got two swords
to rub together. He ain't got a bathtub to piss
in while he showers. Okay, oh no, all right, y'all,
that's it for the day's episode. We appreciate y'all. Don't
sue us Drake if you listen to this. Okay, at
least don't.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
We played the song earnestly.

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
It was no box making me listen to you get
called a pedophile every day, a multiple times a day
singing along to it. That Kendrick didn't make me do that.
UMG didn't do it. Rockefeller couldn't do it. Nobody can
do it, nobody, but Kendrick did it. All right, y'all,
that's it. We'll be back until next time.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
I love you,

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