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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
presents show Bitches, what would always come out? And feeling
more tired than when we love. Okay, but I'm tired
because I stupidly took ten milligrams of zero tech zero
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and I have never taken it before, and I took
it last night before bed and I didn't sleep well.
And I woke up this morning and honestly, I walked
into the bathroom and you know when you take that
moment before you start getting ready. I looked in the
mirror and I was like, Yeah, this is not going
to be good. It's not good. And I still feel
like I have to sleep it off. I think my
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head just feels so foggy. Yeah, it's a lot of
medications affect people. Oh my god's eyes ols. Heard about eye?
Heard that a new thing? I said, I out, No,
it's eisol because it says like it rhymes with the slogan.
It's like the slogan it's something like try all with
eysold something like that. It's definitely z eyes all the owl.
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Does it make you not not right? Now? I'm not
that up. You know. The funny thing is I have
really been allergies I go get shots and then I
also sometimes take a zertec as well, and it doesn't
affect me like it's so it's so weird. It doesn't
affect my kids either. Maybe children's one. Maybe that would
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be better. Not don't take any medication. But I still
feel like ash. That's because that's the dysfunctional party alcohol.
I got back into decent now. Yesterday I passed the
hell out and then Alvis like wakes not wakes me up,
it wakes up my senses. As I was walking to
work leisurely and he's like, where are you scary? He's
calling me fifteen minutes before the show started. But the
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funniest thing about this is normally behind the scenes, Scary
usually here, and Elvis is usually the one that's late.
But the one time I think, but I think, because
Elvis has been coming in later and later, scary just
feels well I can I don't have to rush anymore.
I'll be But now today he came in and he's like,
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is any He looks at me, he goes, is anyone
coming in today? Like? Do we not have a show?
What what did I miss? I'm like, I think we
have a show. I don't know it when you said
the president that you're coming in thirty seconds before the
show starts, why you better get your ass here. You
started getting a little wors Guess what what time you
coming in tomorrow? By the way, the slogan is be
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wise all use eyes all all right? I stand correct?
Head on to the forehead, and head on, apply directly
to the forehead, which was that one that's head on?
Apply directly to the for headache, so that head on
and guess what, guess how you use it? I don't
understand for head on that's at yes, and it's called
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directly to the pro what it's called head on? And
you apply it directly to your forehead right there and there.
And they got to do a better job with the
pro I don't what do you see any more straightforward
than that? I don't, I don't know. I don't follow it.
It's like if they said Thailand, I'll take too and
swallow it. Tallow subscribe describes himself. You buy drugs out
of the trunk of a car when you dug by
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one time, Wait, what tell a story that Gart's gonna
tell it? The good way? I was running, I was
out running and some guy pulled up. I know who
he is now. He pulled up in this car. He
was selling like like protein shakes and then he goes, yo,
I see running all the time. And he stopped and
he opened up the back hatch and he had like,
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you know, a plethora of different proteins like try this.
He's like, he's like, I'll sell you this. And he
gave me this whole thing, this whole stack of whatever
was packed at some protein. So I started taking it
and it was making me nuts, like zipl baggy. It
was like it was bad. You always want to make
sure you get your pharmaceuticals from a guy who says
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he says running. He does deliveries in the area. So
he sees me running and then he goes, hey, I
see you run all the time. You know what? It
was all decorated with the cop went with the company name.
It wasn't like a Rusty Toyota expression, be wise, all
use eyes all hey be dumb by from some bombs.
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He has a job. This guy has a job. He
stacked shells at like I got rips off product. Be
a hunk by this stuff from my chunk. I'm just saying.
It was like it was good stuff. It got me motivating,
that's for sure. Made him crazy. But I was like,
you wanted to fight everyone that was no that was
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on met traks, that was different. That was another thing.
I was taken that thing that scary took that time.
And he would come in here and be like healthy trim, Hey,
let's get it on by from this x con great.
Is that sell on the market? Yeah? Are you sure? Yeah,
it's it's out there. Well, listen, you bought like you
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bought handbags off out of cars, eating the handbags the difference.
I did once by a handbag, and it was the
scariest situation. Did you try to swallow the handbag to
your head? You get a good deal? Stary. Didn't your
father buy a television and fell off quote quote fell
off the back of the truck. My father used to
take me to Orchard Street when we were younger, and
and um, he's like, listen, I'll handle this, and we
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would we walk in. I would need like a new
boom box or some kind of like a CD player
or whatever from the nineties, think of nineties electronics. We
will go to Orchard Street, Lower Side early in the
morning and my father would started haggling with these guys,
but they were no name places and stores, and he
goes give me cash, and all of a sudden came
off the price just like that. You're dad and you
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weren't eating the TV that you just s you can
get good deals from tock of a car. I'm just
saying a great topic. What if you bought from the
back of a car, be a star by a drug
SMA car. Never been like at a gas station where
somebody drives in and they want to sell you cologne
and they're like, it smells just like whatever, and they're
selling it in the back of their car. Screw it
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the car. No, I've bought so many clothes from probably
Pea Water. No, they get it. They get no name brands,
they smell good and they sell it for like, you know,
to great tease point, you do say that the fragrances
are the fragrances. They're metaken up into certain compounds. All
they do is just slap someone's name brought in the
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back of the car and they jack up the price
so it could be the same compound. There is a
I just saw a report about Amazon about they had
found something about p Pea Water or something as being
sold as a perfume or something from another country. Really, really,
somebody sent me a link. But listen, you guys buy
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you guys buy sporting event tickets from scalpers that you
have no idea who they are or even if the
ticket is real. So like, why is that smarter than
buying a protein shake out of the back of somebody's
Because stub hub is a reputable website as opposed to
but when you go to a ball game sometimes there's
guys outside that are selling. I'm not putting the ticket
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in my body. Well, I'm not ingesting the ticket. Yeah,
I wouldn't. I would anything that I'm ingesting. I would
not have the logo on it. You see the logo everything.
My brother put the logo of the school he went
to one his report right, it was a forged report card.
It wasn't really look real. You get so many things
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that are forged. And you know this is a protein shake.
You just here's a little boost of energy. You gotta
be careful with those protein shakes and creatine and things
like that. When I was twenty years ago, when I
first started again in weightlifting, I found in a magazine
like these pills that you take that are like they
really InHand, it's your muscle growth. So I send away.
It was mail order. You had to send a check
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and self address stamped envelope to get these things. And
they come back and the bottle is all in Russian.
You can't read it. Not only that Russian, but it
had the hammer in sickle emblem from the Soviet Union.
So this pills were already like seven years old, and
you open it and it's most god awful, horrible smell ever.
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But I still took the pills. And then I'm sure
it enhanced your works, but my bowl movements spell. But
Russia is always known to be enhancing their athletes. It's
I will. I can't argue with those Olympic athletes are like,
you know, state of the yard being, yeah, you got
you can trust anything with Russian? Right, and another sponsor
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get ripped on the cheap. Come see me, Dr g. Look,
I just we we go. Listen, we go down to
Canal Street, right and we buy you know, movies and cvs.
Would you buy birth control pills from them? Don't, Daniel, No?
Would you would you buy great tea? Would you buy
your wife church? I've been fixed. I've been fixed. I
wouldn't stop ruining the premise to answer the question, you
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know what, how many people go to other countries and
the medications with respective here by birth control pills. If
you have fertile for your wife on Canal Street, Yes,
I would not because it's just medican. It's just it's
it's like what Scary says, it's like cologne without the name.
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So it's a birth control pill without there that it's
not controlled. You don't know if it's it's not part
of the an. You listen, you guys eat chicken and
you think that's chicken. Don't get started again chicken, but
you don't know what you're eating. You're trying to say
that we put worse things in our body exactly. You
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don't even know. I don't buy my chicken from the
back of a car. Don't say don't stay heavy, you
guys stop at my chevy. You guys are treating water
out of bottles that you think are you know name
brand bottles this spring I buy from the shop, right,
I know that there were so many other brands. Fair enough,
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I mean, you've already proven that you're gonna have creatine
and protein. And wouldn't you what wouldn't you purchase in
ingest out of a car like real drugs. I wouldn't
be like you know, like mescaline and like coaches, but
that is where you get the real drugs because you
can't buy them in the store that I wouldn't touch laced.
I wouldn't do that. Don't go to mc ID. I
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smoked one time from this one dude, and he promised
me was not laced. Let me tell you something like
nine hours later, was like, holy what happened? Where do
we go? In fairness, though he did promise it wasn't.
Now where did you purchase that? At the gas station?
I went at the gas station? At least guys that
can't do that all time? Wait, they sold stuff all
the time out of the back hatch right See. I
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want to know, how do you approach a guy selling weeds?
So when you approach the guy, because I know, you
get on a first name basis when I first here,
muscles will swell come on over the shell. You talk
to him like, you know, this guy's name was Bert,
so Bert made the sale all the time? Youan I
wouldn't so Burt was like, dude, you gotta have this.
It's great, and I'm like, donna want it. It's probably laced. No,
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it's not. It's fine, dude, Like, oh my god, please,
that's another story. Wasn't the clue the way he said? Dude,
you gotta try. You'll be built like a rock, but
you'll have a small you know what. You know what,
I'll tell you. A couple of years later, Burt got
a job at the gas station. He was working there
with me. He was like my partner. He went from
drug dealer station. He was on the books. That's right,
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you guy. A lot of things happened to that gas station.
Lots happened over there, you know. So what did you
buy in in Miami? What kind of legal drugs did
you buy from the cause wasn't there long enough? But
I would so I would buy a cigar from a
guy in ba I would buy Cuban cigar because you
got to feel like the people are close to Cuba
there and they would know what they're selling, and you
know what, I would know what I'm buying. How many
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times you've been on a beach in the Bahamas or
Jamaica or somewhere whatever, and you go and you go.
You jet skis that are like forty bucks. You pay cash, right,
and they're not affiliated with the hotel or anything. Right.
But I don't lick the gas tank cleaning. I'm not
putting that in my body. But you don't know where
you can jet skis came from. It's going stop justifying
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your drug habit. I'm just saying, you have no idea
unmarked cigarettes cigarettes. You here buys unmarked cigarettes cigarettes, But
you don't know where those power sales have been. Where
this place you bought a cigarette? No, I don't know.
I buy him anywhere in the city, and they're Lucy's everywhere.
But I'm just saying, listen, the thing is, you can
get good bargains if you search for him in the
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back of somebody's good truck. And if you know these people,
you get your deals. And these people every stole sneakers. Sneakers,
I'm just gonna say, sneakers at the back of the truck.
I used to buy him in the back of the truck.
But then again, I'm not eating the fun rubber on
the bottom of the you get a good pair. I
wish that sneaker Talk would pull up here. Every you
can get a good pair of sneakers at the back
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of a track. Guys know they're stolen, right, of course,
what does that matter to me? That's not doing me.
I'm getting there. I actually agree with that. I would
rather buy the stolen goods their counterfeit goods, because at
least you know the stolen goods at the quality even
he can go to the store and buy them. Yeah,
you're not gonna get a deal. I agree with you.
I would deals, but I'm not the king of stolen deals.
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You know me better than that. Okay, you're a very
good you're a good shop. I'm jud okay, but most
of us are not. So you try to get something
for free or as close as you can. So if
you can get a rolex on the street, that's a
real rolex for half price. You. If anyone knows where
a great team lives he has a really nice TV,
I'd love to pay you half price for it. You
can go get the TV from his house. Listen. I
would hate if somebody stolen from me, and so, yes,
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you would, sure. But if I see it on the
street and stolen, I'm gonna buy it and never reached
a consumer. It's stolen from a factory. Factory deserves a truck, right, Sorry, guys,
no bonuses. Somebody stolen. They probably account for that stuff
ahead of time. The god that you're paying the mark
up for the stolen goods already. People didn't steal, they
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wouldn't have to mark it off is never gonna come through. Story.
I had a I had a neighbor that worked at
a I can't say, like, we're but at a port,
and every now and then a trailer would fall off
the truck or fall off the boat. He had shoes,
um like, you cannot believe the shoes. I mean the jerseys,
football jerseys, you name it. He had it. Game that's right,
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coming back down. Ever, I'm so glad I'm not in this.
You wouldn't purchase a good pair of shoes for nothing, though, whatever.
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