August 14, 2026 • 30 mins
In this episode, Gandhi and Diamond give Curtis the floor to make some long-awaited apologies, and of course, he has a LOT more to say.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
All right, we're about to get into addressing the mess
with Curtis Sleewah, who still does not know that this
is a separate podcast from Sauce on the Side. Now,
to be fair, we haven't made a graphic for it,
so the graphic behind me says Sauce on the Side.
But I think he thinks it's my podcast, which I love.
He doesn't quite get this as our podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Curtis is crazy Diamond.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I'm excited to get him in here, as I'm always excited.
I think Diamond is like at her capacity for chaos
today and like tapping out of things. Are you in
the mood to handle him?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
No, not at all. I'm gonna be honest. I would
rather just sit here and not say a word.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
You always have that option. I'm never gonna force you
unless you want to say something to him to jump in.
I like when you jump in, I think you're great,
But if you know you're not feeling it, you're not
feeling it.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I saw him in the hallway earlier and no, like
I was just like, Curtis, give me the extra thirty
minutes that I have before I have to deal with you.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Please don't talk to me in the whole way. He
had a list of things he wanted to talk about,
by the way, texting me from two phones about the
things he wanted to talk about, so I couldn't even
really like keep them straight on the fly. So here's
hoping that we can get a hold on some of
the things that I know he wants to talk about. Harry,
(01:37):
once again, you texted me from two different phone numbers.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
That's true, and she's upset because she didn't get no texts.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Are you upset about that?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Dime?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
But what my last text is? What it like two
thirty in the morning from the number two train.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
First of all, you wake up? What's time you wake up?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
In the moment? Man, I don't go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I'm not telling the nightmare.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I'm like an owl. I'm like the rats that run
the city.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
When do you sleep, Curtis, Look, there'll.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Be plenty of time to sleep when I'm dead, because
that's all you do.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
No, when do you actually close your eyes and sleep?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I'd say between ten to one thirty.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You're on three hours of sleep. You don't not during
the day.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh no, man, Yeah, you're not going to close my
eyes while somebody caps me in the back of my head.
No way, but.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Timon walked in here. You didn't even turn around.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, but you never know, man, you never know. That's
why Machiavelli.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
What do you mean, that's why Tupak is alive?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh oh yeah, me against the world.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Why do you think Tupac is alive?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
All lives on me?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
No, why do you think Tupac is alive?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Well he is, man, you know he set that all up.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Man, you think Tupac sat it all up? Come on,
I need you to like, like, okay, so you said
this thing. Now you have to present your case.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
That's the case. Come on, you really think? Come on,
you girls are smart.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I have no idea, think about it. I genuinely have
no idea. I know that the murder trial for the
guy who allegedly said it all up is going on, and.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Now that's what you claim.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
No, that's what's happening.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Well we'll get into all of that.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
We will, but first we have to start with something.
So first of all, we are here with Curtis lee
Wall who ran for mayor. The people want you to
be the night mayor. I have to separate those words
because when our AI uses the captioning instead of it
saying night pause mayor, it has you as the nightmare
and ight that is, which is also appropriate.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
The gen Z nation has chosen me to be described
as the nightmayor.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
The nightmare or the night pause mayor.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I'm not so sure you see, I engage in actual
intelligence AI. Of both of you are immersed in AI
artificial intelligence AI, actual intelligence artificial intelligence.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Did you just call it stupid? Wild Curtis, The insults
are starting early? Here we go.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Then I'll be labeled a sexist, a misogynous. Those multi
syllabic words. Man, that a tongue twist is fight dollar words.
But we're ready, We're ready.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Okay, So maybe a week ago it might have been
a little bit longer than that. You came and said
you had an apology that you needed to make, which
struck fear into my heart because I can only imagine
the things that you've said over the course of your life,
but this one really stuck with you because you wanted
to say sorry to someone. Yeah, you're already itching. What'd
you do?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Well? This goes back to my Catholic school upbringing, Josephite nuns. Okay,
Irish nuns will hit you so hard your mother will
feel the vibrations. And how many times I would have
to go into the confessional on Saturday, and we weren't
supposed to be able to identify the priest behind that
that sort of what can we call it fall? Yeah? Okay,
(05:04):
but we knew who it was. And I had my
index card, so I had my violations, my venial sins,
my mortal sins, and of course sins of what I
had thought about that week, how many people I wanted
to kill, So I guess so we'd be considered pretty
serious sins. Except I never executed on those thoughts.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Good, thank God. So you have not killed anyone. Oh,
Jesus Curtis.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Didn't Fauci take the Fifth Amendment? What was that? One
hundred and eleven times?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Isn't he from Brooklyn? Didn't he go to a Jesuit school,
Regius High School? I went to.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Brooklyn apologizing too.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Oh, okay, let's get to it. Many many, many, many,
many many years ago, I was on another episode of
Sean Hannit ei the Rock grabbed all American conservative voice
that reached I'm from Franklin Square, Long Island and.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Alan the Voice of Reason.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Well, okay, that's his own. He is part of the
iHeart Nations. I have to be careful, you know, on
the on the white only radio side wr exactly, thank
you that I broadcast on in the morning sixth to night.
Will I remant you? Okay, we got that out of
the way, all right. But he was also on with
Alan B. Combs, who was his left wing protege. We
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miss him dearly. He died far too early. A great
radio guy, I might add him many many situations. And
I was in Boston organizing Boston Guardian Angels, and they said,
we need you on to talk about Rosie O'Donnell, who
at that time was housed in a mansion in Rockland County.
Why you wouldn't want to live in a mansion in
(06:42):
Rockland County is beyond me, but she did. She was
a Long Island girl and apparently therapeutically because she was
having some issues with herself and everyone else. She was
hanging upside down in her closet like.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
A batwood, like an inverse table.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Exactly okay, And having been bitten by a bat at
a young age, I could identify with that.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
You got bitten by a bat.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah. I used to climb trees and I'd see the
bats sort of sleeping hanging upside down. One of them
woke up and then bit me, and I had to
get twelve horse shots right in my belly.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Button for rabies. Yes, yeah, this makes sense.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
But I divert right.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Okay, So wait, how many years ago are we talking?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Month of Sundays? I would say long time.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Long time, like ten years, fifteen years.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Oh no, I had to be at least twenty or
more twenty years.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Ago at a time when Rosie O'Donnell was pissing everybody
off and living in a mansion in Rockland County, rock
and County, we were talking about her with Sean Hannity because.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
And Alan b com so let's not leave him out
as she was therapeutically hanging upside down in her closet
to deal with issues. We all have issues, right, but
very few of us would hang upside down in a
closet like a bat. And then Alan be Combs, not
even Sean Hannity, the rock grabbed all American conservative voice
(08:04):
a region from Francoline Square, Long Island, would even suggest
to me that Curtis, if given the chance, What would
you do to Rosio o'donald in that position, making a
very vulnerable They asked.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You, if you could, what would you do to Rosie o'donnald.
That was their prompt. Yes, love these guys.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Okay, and I took debait and I went with it.
Shame on me, oh, he smacked them, Shame on me twice.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
He smacked himself.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I said, if I had a bat, I would have
turned her into a human pinata at that moment, what
and even the entire floor was he gassed at what
I had said. There were no fans for Rosy o'
donald as you know what the Fox News channel. Okay,
and I recognized that I had crossed that magiina line.
(08:53):
I had gone so deep into the depravity that every
human being can exhibit from time the time that I
often times actually followed tuon, although I won't tell you
the time date in place because there is no statute
of limitation. Don't be nosy, but even recognize that I
(09:15):
had gone too far. Okay, and I said to myself,
in the old Catholic school tradition, maya copa, maya copa,
maya maxima coppa. But I was not forgiven for that sin.
Did you say center old mission?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Did you say sorry to her ever at the time
or is this your public apology?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
No, I'm saving it for sauce on the side with
Gandhi Wow, And of course with the sister with attitude
who most resembles Rosy O'Donnell with attitude understand because Ross
always had attitude.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Are you talking about diamond? The diamond he called Rosie O'Donnell.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Anything to say, Look, she's funny, she did great stand up.
She had that mid morning show remember on Channel seven
where she would eat twinkies and America loved her and
then she like wigged out man.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Okay, Remember she was in.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
With Madonna before Madonna recovered her career with this dance album.
Remember the two gals playing softball and Tom Henkrown, Yeah,
and remember Tom Hanks shaid no card and pasteball I needy.
She was a damn good softball player. She had that
bat in her hand. You saw that, so you see
(10:39):
through osmosis.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Don't try to justify this. What did she do at
that time that made you want to turn her into
a human pinata and then say it on the air?
What what had she done that pissed you off so
badly that you're apologizing for now decades and decades later.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Remember, in every human being, there is the good, the bad,
right there, that middle spot and the ugly?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
What'd she do?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Curtis Man? I went ugly? Right?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Did you? As you were saying it? Were you like,
oh shit, this is not good?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
And just kept going no because everybody's eyes were wide open,
and I guess they couldn't believe that I would say
something like that. I mean, this is a woman, yeah, right,
guard estrogen exactly, and I don't use weapons.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Okay, what did she do that pissed you off so bad?
Why'd you want to turn her into opinion?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
It was just the vulnerability of that moment. I took
advantage of it as a talk show host.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
So you just freestyled some creative.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I suffered from bla Bervoshia verbosa. It is something that
everybody verbosa. You have it, Kandhi Diamond has it. Anybody
in front of a microphone has it. You say things
at times that you know she'd have been edited, but
they didn't edit that. They doubled up on it. They
tripled up on it. They may did a Highlight. It
(12:01):
went viral, it was international, and then my own mother said,
Curtis one yawn, Yeah, is it true. This is what
you've said. Mom crushed my heart and hoped to die.
I cannot lie to you. I did. She said, you
must go to confession. You must confess to the priests
(12:23):
on Saturday. I said, Mom, I'm anna MP Catholic ashes
on on Wednesday, palms on Sunday. You won't see me
for a month of Sundays. I would need to find
every priest in the United States and they'd have to
have a relay on Saturday because I have so much
to confess. She says, you must do this before you
yourself passed into the hereafter. Now, nobody ever wants to
(12:47):
make mom feel bad, Right, Mom, Mom? Right? All the
baseball players go, what are they doing when they do this?
I have no ideas. I'm assuming it's to their mom
because a lot of them didn't have dads. You would
do that too, right, So now I am taking.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
The more apologies by the end of this podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yes, this is tough, Okay, I mean it ain't easy
to do. Gandhi. I've held this inside of me for
like what twenty five years, maybe.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
More twenty five years, and I hate.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
To do this in front of the system with attitude
d'mont better known as Diamonds. But I must say I
was a bad, bad boy. Rosie o'donnald has come back
from the land of Era era. She said she would
never come back to America as long as Donald Trump
whil president. I believed her, and now I see she
as a one woman show. She's going to be back
(13:37):
on the View for a guest appearance. She's a substituted
for Jimmy Kimmel's away on vacation. Maybe he should stay
away on permanent vacation. I can't turn on the boob
tube the seventy two inch peak screen TV. I can't
scream on this old iPhone on the new iPhone without
seeing Rosie o'donnald. I'm wanted by this.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Are you only apologizing meuse now she's back in America?
Or do you actually feel badly about this?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
It's a combination of all of those shit. What are
you my freaking therapist?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
No, I want to know if I'm actually aiding and
abetting you in some bullshit, or if you actually wanted
to apologize to her.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I felt that I said that you and Diamond have
been so good to me, introducing me to an audience
that normally would say, wow, he's old enough to be
our great great great great grandfather. That this is what
I can do as a debt of gratitude, is to
finally purge myself and apologize on the most listening podcasts
(14:38):
in the world.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Okay, but you know what you still haven't done. You
haven't apologized to her. Oh, you've given us the backstory,
you told us you want to do it. Oh, but
you haven't actually said Rosie O'Donnell.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I'm sorry, Rosie O'Donnell. I'm envious of everything you're doing now.
I wish I could be doing that one person show
the Gandhian Diamond said they would get from me on Broadway. Huh.
But because I got a level of the playing field,
could be ashes to ashes, dust to dust for me
(15:08):
at seventy two, Rosie, wherever you are right now, I
apologize wholeheartedly. I have finally put a smile on the
face of my beloved mother, Francesca, who when she left
this plane I know was holding on to that saying one, yeah,
fatally fat cheat, the cheat he's the rock cast, guys.
(15:31):
And now I've made peace with my mother Francesca and
with Rosie o'donald, and I've done it. What onsoughts on
the side, it's Gundee and dmone aka Diamond aka Sister with.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Attitude, Demon Sister with Attitude? Did he actually apologize? Did
we hear it in there? Okay? Okay, all right, thumbs
thumb jumbumbup?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Is this one of many sins that I have purred
from my soul?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Do you have any others? Do you want to purchase?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Yeah? But I might get twenty five to life.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Okay, well let's not come on, let's not get you
in jail.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Well, not only that, it's no statute of limitation. You know,
I may be a little dense, but I'm not stupid. Okay,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Okay, So I have to look up crimes that have
no statute of limitations to see what this could be.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
By the way, now now that I have done my
maya copus, my mayo copus one you did one, I
think that both of you must apologize to me because
in this last great podcast of yours that boo up. Yeah,
and when globally, not just locally, I felt I was
(16:44):
the victim of a white out.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I meant me even means you are talking to two
brown girls.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I have in my hands what is known as big
white out. Yeah, shout out, except if you notice Gandhi.
I thought I didn't do too well in spelling in
English in school, but they spell white out, w it out. Okay, no, no, no, no,
white out. See your skin. You're putting a cocasoid white out.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
You're a caucas What does that have to do with
why we need to apologize? See what happened?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Because as I listened over and over to that world
renowned podcast, because I can't listen to enough of myself
over and over and over. Uh huh. You know sometimes
when they're filming on the set lights Action and Comera,
mister Debil, I'm ready for my photographs. Okay, they put
a white piece of paper out like this.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I have been whited out by the minorities with priorities.
That's us, Yeah, Diamond and Gandhi. Yes, And I think
as a shrinking member of this world, you know, white people, cocazoids,
they are less and less of us. That's why we're
so neurotic, so insecure, everywhere around us, people of color
are growing leaps and bounds.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Oh my god, I hope you're okay that I.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Think I am deservant of an apology from the both
of you for committing a white out and not a
wit e.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
I need you to explain what the white out is
before we can decide if we want to apologize for it.
So far, I'm leaning no what happened.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Because the both of you have such a cagey way
about you. Both of you lure me into a venus
flying trap and you get me to say things about
my whiteness that I should never have revealed before.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
We haven't brought up your whiteness. Ever, you bring up
your whiteness all the time.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
You think I have white guilt? Huh? Is that what
you're trying to say?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
What's going on over there, Curtis because we don't bring
up your whiteness, but on many occasions, including today, like
ten to twenty thousand times, you've brought it up.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Well, since this is sarrapeutic for me, That's why I
love doing this. Maybe I do have one, not white envy,
but white guilt.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
What do you feel guilty about?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Everything?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Everything? Everything you feel guilty about everything because you're white. Yes, oh,
you're gonna get in trouble.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
You see. I'm able to juxtaposition at Wow, that's a
fight hour of word. That's multi syllabic. Boy, Sometimes it
drips from my lips multi because when I walk into
the streets of Gotham City, people don't look at me
as if I'm a blanquito. They say, hey, modriqua by Silva,
And actually I never let him know that I'm not
(19:30):
a barriqua. I have no idea one, I have no
idea what.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Not a Puerto Rican that thinks for Puerto Rican.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
No, not Puerto Rican, but people think it, and I
let him think that even when they are screaming at you.
They screaming me right. Hey, many called jo Chop boonata
and I'm smiling, I'm waving. What the hell are they
call me? Is that those good words are those bad ones?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I gotta be honest. I don't even know what you
just said, so maybe maybe not say it again.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
D Ya Corti Silva money Cone. I'm smiling.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
The first half was good, the second half not so good.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Boy, it didn't sound good to me.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Why do Diamond and I need to apologize to you
for this.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
I think you both have to because I'm really feeling
neurotic and insecure as a white person. Okay, there were
a shrinking number of us, you would have to admit
in the world.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I have no idea. Look it seems accurate.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Look all around the population is growing Asians, Southeast Asians,
African American swatsed Indians, Caribbeans. I was at the first
ever Jamaica parade and everyone was a person of color
and they were saying boomblo clad, blood clad, Yo, gimn,
you're a rude boy. And I'm saying, what the hell
(20:57):
are they saying to me? And I'm just smiling. Eh, yeah, yeah,
I guess I am. Now you understand why I'm so neurotic.
I'm so insecure. People are attributing things to me. But
I have to nod my head up and down, even
though it may be very vile, despicable, defamatory things that
they're saying. But in order to survive in this ever
(21:20):
growing mosaic, I have to nod my head up and
down like a bubble head.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Or hear me out, you don't have to go to
the Jamaican Dayparade.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Oh no, I want to, Okay, I want to. I
want to get my jerk chicken, my jerk pork, and
what some people have called jerk sliwa, but I never
see it on the menu. When I'm passing by and
they have their red stripe in their head and it's
the West Indian Caribbean dayperad yo, mad hey, it's jerk sliwa.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Listen, people seem to like you, all the races. See
you have agreed on the fact that they like you.
There is some controversy about the early days of the
Guardian Angels, which at some point we should get to.
You want to talk about that controversy.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Controversy you think I have been a controversial figure.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I am sure you have, sir.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
This is another attempt the way you and demand to
wipe me out.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I mean, I have to say, I'm quite upset with
you for leaving me on my own over here.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Wow, she's like the sphinx. Oh, the Queen. Wait, the
Queen cannot speak yet because she's speaking to this urchin
Curtis Slieva, this person who is less than capable of
living up to her expectations of a Caucasian persuasion.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Is that what you feel, Diamond.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Why am I so race focused? What is it about this?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Because you work at w o R.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I think it's like a free why only radio? Right right? Okay, okay,
so this gives me relief.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah, you come in here breathing the brown, breath it in.
This is gonna be okay.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
This is the way the rest of the world really is.
Get used to it, Sleia. So we've apologized a Trump.
What what I got? Political? The Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Wait, have you not been speaking in tongues? I think
a couple of times in this podcast you may have. Yeah,
so you apologize to Rosi o'donnald. Yes, that is one
thing off the list.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Well, that's big, that's huge. That's I want to thank
the both of you. That is a tremendous burden off
of me. Now when I look to heaven, and by
the way, all those ball players, when they look into
heaven they go, what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I still don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Are they looking at the mother not the father? I
know that.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Top Curtis, You're going to have again a list of
apologies by the end of this. And now we're gonna
put on baseball players with dads.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Oh, I have to apologize. Oh my god, say it
ain't so not to Elvis stan.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I mean you have said you hate him on multiple occasions.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Well not only that, look at the birthday message that
I sent to him recently, in which I said, Phis, Elvis,
I forgive you in the fact of my wife loves
you more than she loves me, listens to you and
the ensemble all the time. But I'm going to make
this up to you because today, on your birthday, I'm
bringing you chipoli with extra jalepen. Yell.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Maybe if you stop trying to poison everybody around here,
you might get a response, but no, you feel the
need to. So yes, we have your apology to Rosie o'donald,
got it. You have any other apologies that you want
to get off your chest right now, anything from the
early days of the Guardian Angels, because you said, ooh controversy.
And let me tell you, when we post this, a
lot of people love you. They love you, they want
(24:34):
you to be the night pause mayor of the city.
But then there are people who slide in and say, oh,
back in the day, these Guardian Angels and Angelic.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Excuse me, excuse me. Yeah, I am seventy two years old. Right, Okay,
I have had eight soft concussions, that's all, and four
major concussions.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Okay, so we've got to see.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
I am approaching what, in some people's lifetime is the
beginning of dementia. God forbid or Alzheimer's right forbid, forget
for me?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Right?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Yes, I don't know what the hell you're talking about, Curtis.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
It is your way of pulling a Fauci with the
plea the fifth.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
That is me putting white out on everything you just said.
I just why did you all girl? He stops up.
Hell yeah, I knew I'd have a use for this.
And by the way, why did they spell white out?
W I I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Why they spell it that way, but I am taking
the white out off. So early days of the Guardian Angels,
when you weren't so angelic, we're just gonna erase the ring.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
You mean, when we were thumping, when we were thumping thugs.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Thumping thugs or alleged thugs that maybe weren't thugs.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Oh well, now wait a shake. There were no cops
out there, gon. Do you remember when I started in
nineteen seventy nine, You and Diamond. We're not even birthed.
Most of the people looking at this podcast maybe one
a tour or in a long term senior citizen home,
and I want to know what young people are doing,
but the majority of them were at birth. I suggest
(26:05):
to all of you you go to a period piece
the Warriors.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Okay, is that a documentary?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
You never saw the Warriors? The Warriors come out to play.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I mean that sounds familiar, But.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
I don't know about the gangs in the South Bronx.
In fact, you know it's going to be making a
musical on Broadway, Diamond about the Warriors that started in
nineteen seventy. That's right. I'm not about the Guardian Angels.
But the beauty there was that if you want to
know what it was like, it was really that way.
The gang's rule. There were very few cops and the
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only thing between them and taking over the Bronx and
Brooklyn were the Guardian Angels. So I would say that
crisis intervention was not one of our tactics. Jesus. We
would give individuals sometimes who were enemies of society. Now
I didn't have time to put them out on a
couch and figure out why all the furniture was upstairs
(26:59):
in re array, in the wrong rooms, but we would
give them therapeutic back massage.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
How did you know that they were worthy of the
therapeutic back massage if you didn't sit with them and
figure out what was going on? How did you make
the decisions on who you were gonna therapize?
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Ghandia, You've so naive, you see, sister with attitude from
the villa. Never ran, never will. Brownfield knows that when
guys are I fornicating you and mad dogging you, they're
not up for conversation. They're out to slick it through.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
So you just beat people up who were looking at
you sideways.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
No, we launched a preemptive strike, so yes, geez, which
meant we had to disable them, take them to the ground,
and then decide what are we going to do with
them there are no police around, and then tell them
we're gonna let you get up, but never do this again,
and they would curse.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Such, Never do what again? Look at you sideways?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Do what?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
No do go up and down on the trains looking
to rob and pillage and sexually take advantage of young newbile,
young women like yourself. Sitting there minding your own business,
and then all of a sudden they surround you and
they're looking at you as you if you oh my
God made in heaven for them, and meantime we'd have
(28:14):
to tell them keep your hands off of these women
or suffer the consequences.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
So it wasn't a preemptive strike. If in fact somebody
got touched, that was a reactive measure. The preemptive strikes
came from what from a look? Because we can't do that.
You can't do that.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Can Diamond make a call to my lawyer for me
right now so I can get some instruction.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
On how to wake this out again?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Okay, Diamond, can you throw me a lifeline here? And boy,
this is really getting intense here. What did you go
to freaking law school?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I got questions. We're gonna have to pause right there, Diamond,
Are you okay?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
No, I'm not. It's like you feel the chaotic energy
walk into the room, and that is when I'm like,
I need to take a step back.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Curtis is insane. He is. Do you think that I
get it on too much? Absolutely good? Amazing, that is Michael.
I'm like, turn this guy's mic off. So really why
we have to cut these short is because there's only
(29:30):
a certain amount of time that we can post on
the app, right if you want to watch it.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
I think.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
So we're just gonna tell him that, okay, that'll be fine,
Okay every time I'm like, we gotta wrap this up,
and then forty minutes later it is not wrapped. So
we're gonna come back with the second half of this.
Wish us luck diamond if people want to find you online,
where they find.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
You at Diamonds sincere.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I am at Baby Hot Sauce. Curtis over here is
at Curtis sliwa for mayor enjoy whatever gems come your
way over there, and we'll be back, Yeah,
All right, we're about to get into addressing the mess
with Curtis Sleewah, who still does not know that this
is a separate podcast from Sauce on the Side. Now,
to be fair, we haven't made a graphic for it,
so the graphic behind me says Sauce on the Side.
But I think he thinks it's my podcast, which I love.
He doesn't quite get this as our podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Curtis is crazy Diamond.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I'm excited to get him in here, as I'm always excited.
I think Diamond is like at her capacity for chaos
today and like tapping out of things. Are you in
the mood to handle him?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
No, not at all. I'm gonna be honest. I would
rather just sit here and not say a word.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
You always have that option. I'm never gonna force you
unless you want to say something to him to jump in.
I like when you jump in, I think you're great,
But if you know you're not feeling it, you're not
feeling it.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I saw him in the hallway earlier and no, like
I was just like, Curtis, give me the extra thirty
minutes that I have before I have to deal with you.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Please don't talk to me in the whole way. He
had a list of things he wanted to talk about,
by the way, texting me from two phones about the
things he wanted to talk about, so I couldn't even
really like keep them straight on the fly. So here's
hoping that we can get a hold on some of
the things that I know he wants to talk about. Harry,
(01:37):
once again, you texted me from two different phone numbers.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
That's true, and she's upset because she didn't get no texts.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Are you upset about that?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Dime?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
But what my last text is? What it like two
thirty in the morning from the number two train.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
First of all, you wake up? What's time you wake up?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
In the moment? Man, I don't go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I'm not telling the nightmare.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I'm like an owl. I'm like the rats that run
the city.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
When do you sleep, Curtis, Look, there'll.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Be plenty of time to sleep when I'm dead, because
that's all you do.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
No, when do you actually close your eyes and sleep?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I'd say between ten to one thirty.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You're on three hours of sleep. You don't not during
the day.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh no, man, Yeah, you're not going to close my
eyes while somebody caps me in the back of my head.
No way, but.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Timon walked in here. You didn't even turn around.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, but you never know, man, you never know. That's
why Machiavelli.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
What do you mean, that's why Tupak is alive?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh oh yeah, me against the world.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Why do you think Tupac is alive?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
All lives on me?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
No, why do you think Tupac is alive?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Well he is, man, you know he set that all up.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Man, you think Tupac sat it all up? Come on,
I need you to like, like, okay, so you said
this thing. Now you have to present your case.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
That's the case. Come on, you really think? Come on,
you girls are smart.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I have no idea, think about it. I genuinely have
no idea. I know that the murder trial for the
guy who allegedly said it all up is going on, and.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Now that's what you claim.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
No, that's what's happening.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Well we'll get into all of that.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
We will, but first we have to start with something.
So first of all, we are here with Curtis lee
Wall who ran for mayor. The people want you to
be the night mayor. I have to separate those words
because when our AI uses the captioning instead of it
saying night pause mayor, it has you as the nightmare
and ight that is, which is also appropriate.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
The gen Z nation has chosen me to be described
as the nightmayor.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
The nightmare or the night pause mayor.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I'm not so sure you see, I engage in actual
intelligence AI. Of both of you are immersed in AI
artificial intelligence AI, actual intelligence artificial intelligence.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Did you just call it stupid? Wild Curtis, The insults
are starting early? Here we go.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Then I'll be labeled a sexist, a misogynous. Those multi
syllabic words. Man, that a tongue twist is fight dollar words.
But we're ready, We're ready.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Okay, So maybe a week ago it might have been
a little bit longer than that. You came and said
you had an apology that you needed to make, which
struck fear into my heart because I can only imagine
the things that you've said over the course of your life,
but this one really stuck with you because you wanted
to say sorry to someone. Yeah, you're already itching. What'd
you do?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Well? This goes back to my Catholic school upbringing, Josephite nuns. Okay,
Irish nuns will hit you so hard your mother will
feel the vibrations. And how many times I would have
to go into the confessional on Saturday, and we weren't
supposed to be able to identify the priest behind that
that sort of what can we call it fall? Yeah? Okay,
(05:04):
but we knew who it was. And I had my
index card, so I had my violations, my venial sins,
my mortal sins, and of course sins of what I
had thought about that week, how many people I wanted
to kill, So I guess so we'd be considered pretty
serious sins. Except I never executed on those thoughts.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Good, thank God. So you have not killed anyone. Oh,
Jesus Curtis.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Didn't Fauci take the Fifth Amendment? What was that? One
hundred and eleven times?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Isn't he from Brooklyn? Didn't he go to a Jesuit school,
Regius High School? I went to.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Brooklyn apologizing too.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Oh, okay, let's get to it. Many many, many, many,
many many years ago, I was on another episode of
Sean Hannit ei the Rock grabbed all American conservative voice
that reached I'm from Franklin Square, Long Island and.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Alan the Voice of Reason.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Well, okay, that's his own. He is part of the
iHeart Nations. I have to be careful, you know, on
the on the white only radio side wr exactly, thank
you that I broadcast on in the morning sixth to night.
Will I remant you? Okay, we got that out of
the way, all right. But he was also on with
Alan B. Combs, who was his left wing protege. We
(06:21):
miss him dearly. He died far too early. A great
radio guy, I might add him many many situations. And
I was in Boston organizing Boston Guardian Angels, and they said,
we need you on to talk about Rosie O'Donnell, who
at that time was housed in a mansion in Rockland County.
Why you wouldn't want to live in a mansion in
(06:42):
Rockland County is beyond me, but she did. She was
a Long Island girl and apparently therapeutically because she was
having some issues with herself and everyone else. She was
hanging upside down in her closet like.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
A batwood, like an inverse table.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Exactly okay, And having been bitten by a bat at
a young age, I could identify with that.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
You got bitten by a bat.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah. I used to climb trees and I'd see the
bats sort of sleeping hanging upside down. One of them
woke up and then bit me, and I had to
get twelve horse shots right in my belly.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Button for rabies. Yes, yeah, this makes sense.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
But I divert right.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Okay, So wait, how many years ago are we talking?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Month of Sundays? I would say long time.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Long time, like ten years, fifteen years.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Oh no, I had to be at least twenty or
more twenty years.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Ago at a time when Rosie O'Donnell was pissing everybody
off and living in a mansion in Rockland County, rock
and County, we were talking about her with Sean Hannity because.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
And Alan b com so let's not leave him out
as she was therapeutically hanging upside down in her closet
to deal with issues. We all have issues, right, but
very few of us would hang upside down in a
closet like a bat. And then Alan be Combs, not
even Sean Hannity, the rock grabbed all American conservative voice
(08:04):
a region from Francoline Square, Long Island, would even suggest
to me that Curtis, if given the chance, What would
you do to Rosio o'donald in that position, making a
very vulnerable They asked.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You, if you could, what would you do to Rosie o'donnald.
That was their prompt. Yes, love these guys.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Okay, and I took debait and I went with it.
Shame on me, oh, he smacked them, Shame on me twice.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
He smacked himself.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I said, if I had a bat, I would have
turned her into a human pinata at that moment, what
and even the entire floor was he gassed at what
I had said. There were no fans for Rosy o'
donald as you know what the Fox News channel. Okay,
and I recognized that I had crossed that magiina line.
(08:53):
I had gone so deep into the depravity that every
human being can exhibit from time the time that I
often times actually followed tuon, although I won't tell you
the time date in place because there is no statute
of limitation. Don't be nosy, but even recognize that I
(09:15):
had gone too far. Okay, and I said to myself,
in the old Catholic school tradition, maya copa, maya copa,
maya maxima coppa. But I was not forgiven for that sin.
Did you say center old mission?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Did you say sorry to her ever at the time
or is this your public apology?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
No, I'm saving it for sauce on the side with
Gandhi Wow, And of course with the sister with attitude
who most resembles Rosy O'Donnell with attitude understand because Ross
always had attitude.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Are you talking about diamond? The diamond he called Rosie O'Donnell.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Anything to say, Look, she's funny, she did great stand up.
She had that mid morning show remember on Channel seven
where she would eat twinkies and America loved her and
then she like wigged out man.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Okay, Remember she was in.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
With Madonna before Madonna recovered her career with this dance album.
Remember the two gals playing softball and Tom Henkrown, Yeah,
and remember Tom Hanks shaid no card and pasteball I needy.
She was a damn good softball player. She had that
bat in her hand. You saw that, so you see
(10:39):
through osmosis.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Don't try to justify this. What did she do at
that time that made you want to turn her into
a human pinata and then say it on the air?
What what had she done that pissed you off so
badly that you're apologizing for now decades and decades later.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Remember, in every human being, there is the good, the bad,
right there, that middle spot and the ugly?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
What'd she do?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Curtis Man? I went ugly? Right?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Did you? As you were saying it? Were you like,
oh shit, this is not good?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
And just kept going no because everybody's eyes were wide open,
and I guess they couldn't believe that I would say
something like that. I mean, this is a woman, yeah, right,
guard estrogen exactly, and I don't use weapons.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Okay, what did she do that pissed you off so bad?
Why'd you want to turn her into opinion?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
It was just the vulnerability of that moment. I took
advantage of it as a talk show host.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
So you just freestyled some creative.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I suffered from bla Bervoshia verbosa. It is something that
everybody verbosa. You have it, Kandhi Diamond has it. Anybody
in front of a microphone has it. You say things
at times that you know she'd have been edited, but
they didn't edit that. They doubled up on it. They
tripled up on it. They may did a Highlight. It
(12:01):
went viral, it was international, and then my own mother said,
Curtis one yawn, Yeah, is it true. This is what
you've said. Mom crushed my heart and hoped to die.
I cannot lie to you. I did. She said, you
must go to confession. You must confess to the priests
(12:23):
on Saturday. I said, Mom, I'm anna MP Catholic ashes
on on Wednesday, palms on Sunday. You won't see me
for a month of Sundays. I would need to find
every priest in the United States and they'd have to
have a relay on Saturday because I have so much
to confess. She says, you must do this before you
yourself passed into the hereafter. Now, nobody ever wants to
(12:47):
make mom feel bad, Right, Mom, Mom? Right? All the
baseball players go, what are they doing when they do this?
I have no ideas. I'm assuming it's to their mom
because a lot of them didn't have dads. You would
do that too, right, So now I am taking.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
The more apologies by the end of this podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yes, this is tough, Okay, I mean it ain't easy
to do. Gandhi. I've held this inside of me for
like what twenty five years, maybe.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
More twenty five years, and I hate.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
To do this in front of the system with attitude
d'mont better known as Diamonds. But I must say I
was a bad, bad boy. Rosie o'donnald has come back
from the land of Era era. She said she would
never come back to America as long as Donald Trump
whil president. I believed her, and now I see she
as a one woman show. She's going to be back
(13:37):
on the View for a guest appearance. She's a substituted
for Jimmy Kimmel's away on vacation. Maybe he should stay
away on permanent vacation. I can't turn on the boob
tube the seventy two inch peak screen TV. I can't
scream on this old iPhone on the new iPhone without
seeing Rosie o'donnald. I'm wanted by this.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Are you only apologizing meuse now she's back in America?
Or do you actually feel badly about this?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
It's a combination of all of those shit. What are
you my freaking therapist?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
No, I want to know if I'm actually aiding and
abetting you in some bullshit, or if you actually wanted
to apologize to her.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I felt that I said that you and Diamond have
been so good to me, introducing me to an audience
that normally would say, wow, he's old enough to be
our great great great great grandfather. That this is what
I can do as a debt of gratitude, is to
finally purge myself and apologize on the most listening podcasts
(14:38):
in the world.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Okay, but you know what you still haven't done. You
haven't apologized to her. Oh, you've given us the backstory,
you told us you want to do it. Oh, but
you haven't actually said Rosie O'Donnell.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I'm sorry, Rosie O'Donnell. I'm envious of everything you're doing now.
I wish I could be doing that one person show
the Gandhian Diamond said they would get from me on Broadway. Huh.
But because I got a level of the playing field,
could be ashes to ashes, dust to dust for me
(15:08):
at seventy two, Rosie, wherever you are right now, I
apologize wholeheartedly. I have finally put a smile on the
face of my beloved mother, Francesca, who when she left
this plane I know was holding on to that saying one, yeah,
fatally fat cheat, the cheat he's the rock cast, guys.
(15:31):
And now I've made peace with my mother Francesca and
with Rosie o'donald, and I've done it. What onsoughts on
the side, it's Gundee and dmone aka Diamond aka Sister with.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Attitude, Demon Sister with Attitude? Did he actually apologize? Did
we hear it in there? Okay? Okay, all right, thumbs
thumb jumbumbup?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Is this one of many sins that I have purred
from my soul?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Do you have any others? Do you want to purchase?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Yeah? But I might get twenty five to life.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Okay, well let's not come on, let's not get you
in jail.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Well, not only that, it's no statute of limitation. You know,
I may be a little dense, but I'm not stupid. Okay,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Okay, So I have to look up crimes that have
no statute of limitations to see what this could be.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
By the way, now now that I have done my
maya copus, my mayo copus one you did one, I
think that both of you must apologize to me because
in this last great podcast of yours that boo up. Yeah,
and when globally, not just locally, I felt I was
(16:44):
the victim of a white out.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I meant me even means you are talking to two
brown girls.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I have in my hands what is known as big
white out. Yeah, shout out, except if you notice Gandhi.
I thought I didn't do too well in spelling in
English in school, but they spell white out, w it out. Okay, no, no, no, no,
white out. See your skin. You're putting a cocasoid white out.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
You're a caucas What does that have to do with
why we need to apologize? See what happened?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Because as I listened over and over to that world
renowned podcast, because I can't listen to enough of myself
over and over and over. Uh huh. You know sometimes
when they're filming on the set lights Action and Comera,
mister Debil, I'm ready for my photographs. Okay, they put
a white piece of paper out like this.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I have been whited out by the minorities with priorities.
That's us, Yeah, Diamond and Gandhi. Yes, And I think
as a shrinking member of this world, you know, white people, cocazoids,
they are less and less of us. That's why we're
so neurotic, so insecure, everywhere around us, people of color
are growing leaps and bounds.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Oh my god, I hope you're okay that I.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Think I am deservant of an apology from the both
of you for committing a white out and not a
wit e.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
I need you to explain what the white out is
before we can decide if we want to apologize for it.
So far, I'm leaning no what happened.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Because the both of you have such a cagey way
about you. Both of you lure me into a venus
flying trap and you get me to say things about
my whiteness that I should never have revealed before.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
We haven't brought up your whiteness. Ever, you bring up
your whiteness all the time.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
You think I have white guilt? Huh? Is that what
you're trying to say?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
What's going on over there, Curtis because we don't bring
up your whiteness, but on many occasions, including today, like
ten to twenty thousand times, you've brought it up.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Well, since this is sarrapeutic for me, That's why I
love doing this. Maybe I do have one, not white envy,
but white guilt.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
What do you feel guilty about?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Everything?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Everything? Everything you feel guilty about everything because you're white. Yes, oh,
you're gonna get in trouble.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
You see. I'm able to juxtaposition at Wow, that's a
fight hour of word. That's multi syllabic. Boy, Sometimes it
drips from my lips multi because when I walk into
the streets of Gotham City, people don't look at me
as if I'm a blanquito. They say, hey, modriqua by Silva,
And actually I never let him know that I'm not
(19:30):
a barriqua. I have no idea one, I have no
idea what.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Not a Puerto Rican that thinks for Puerto Rican.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
No, not Puerto Rican, but people think it, and I
let him think that even when they are screaming at you.
They screaming me right. Hey, many called jo Chop boonata
and I'm smiling, I'm waving. What the hell are they
call me? Is that those good words are those bad ones?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I gotta be honest. I don't even know what you
just said, so maybe maybe not say it again.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
D Ya Corti Silva money Cone. I'm smiling.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
The first half was good, the second half not so good.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Boy, it didn't sound good to me.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Why do Diamond and I need to apologize to you
for this.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
I think you both have to because I'm really feeling
neurotic and insecure as a white person. Okay, there were
a shrinking number of us, you would have to admit
in the world.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I have no idea. Look it seems accurate.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Look all around the population is growing Asians, Southeast Asians,
African American swatsed Indians, Caribbeans. I was at the first
ever Jamaica parade and everyone was a person of color
and they were saying boomblo clad, blood clad, Yo, gimn,
you're a rude boy. And I'm saying, what the hell
(20:57):
are they saying to me? And I'm just smiling. Eh, yeah, yeah,
I guess I am. Now you understand why I'm so neurotic.
I'm so insecure. People are attributing things to me. But
I have to nod my head up and down, even
though it may be very vile, despicable, defamatory things that
they're saying. But in order to survive in this ever
(21:20):
growing mosaic, I have to nod my head up and
down like a bubble head.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Or hear me out, you don't have to go to
the Jamaican Dayparade.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Oh no, I want to, Okay, I want to. I
want to get my jerk chicken, my jerk pork, and
what some people have called jerk sliwa, but I never
see it on the menu. When I'm passing by and
they have their red stripe in their head and it's
the West Indian Caribbean dayperad yo, mad hey, it's jerk sliwa.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Listen, people seem to like you, all the races. See
you have agreed on the fact that they like you.
There is some controversy about the early days of the
Guardian Angels, which at some point we should get to.
You want to talk about that controversy.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Controversy you think I have been a controversial figure.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I am sure you have, sir.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
This is another attempt the way you and demand to
wipe me out.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I mean, I have to say, I'm quite upset with
you for leaving me on my own over here.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Wow, she's like the sphinx. Oh, the Queen. Wait, the
Queen cannot speak yet because she's speaking to this urchin
Curtis Slieva, this person who is less than capable of
living up to her expectations of a Caucasian persuasion.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Is that what you feel, Diamond.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Why am I so race focused? What is it about this?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Because you work at w o R.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I think it's like a free why only radio? Right right? Okay, okay,
so this gives me relief.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah, you come in here breathing the brown, breath it in.
This is gonna be okay.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
This is the way the rest of the world really is.
Get used to it, Sleia. So we've apologized a Trump.
What what I got? Political? The Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Wait, have you not been speaking in tongues? I think
a couple of times in this podcast you may have. Yeah,
so you apologize to Rosi o'donnald. Yes, that is one
thing off the list.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Well, that's big, that's huge. That's I want to thank
the both of you. That is a tremendous burden off
of me. Now when I look to heaven, and by
the way, all those ball players, when they look into
heaven they go, what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I still don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Are they looking at the mother not the father? I
know that.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Top Curtis, You're going to have again a list of
apologies by the end of this. And now we're gonna
put on baseball players with dads.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Oh, I have to apologize. Oh my god, say it
ain't so not to Elvis stan.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I mean you have said you hate him on multiple occasions.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Well not only that, look at the birthday message that
I sent to him recently, in which I said, Phis, Elvis,
I forgive you in the fact of my wife loves
you more than she loves me, listens to you and
the ensemble all the time. But I'm going to make
this up to you because today, on your birthday, I'm
bringing you chipoli with extra jalepen. Yell.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Maybe if you stop trying to poison everybody around here,
you might get a response, but no, you feel the
need to. So yes, we have your apology to Rosie o'donald,
got it. You have any other apologies that you want
to get off your chest right now, anything from the
early days of the Guardian Angels, because you said, ooh controversy.
And let me tell you, when we post this, a
lot of people love you. They love you, they want
(24:34):
you to be the night pause mayor of the city.
But then there are people who slide in and say, oh,
back in the day, these Guardian Angels and Angelic.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Excuse me, excuse me. Yeah, I am seventy two years old. Right, Okay,
I have had eight soft concussions, that's all, and four
major concussions.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Okay, so we've got to see.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
I am approaching what, in some people's lifetime is the
beginning of dementia. God forbid or Alzheimer's right forbid, forget
for me?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Right?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Yes, I don't know what the hell you're talking about, Curtis.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
It is your way of pulling a Fauci with the
plea the fifth.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
That is me putting white out on everything you just said.
I just why did you all girl? He stops up.
Hell yeah, I knew I'd have a use for this.
And by the way, why did they spell white out?
W I I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Why they spell it that way, but I am taking
the white out off. So early days of the Guardian Angels,
when you weren't so angelic, we're just gonna erase the ring.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
You mean, when we were thumping, when we were thumping thugs.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Thumping thugs or alleged thugs that maybe weren't thugs.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Oh well, now wait a shake. There were no cops
out there, gon. Do you remember when I started in
nineteen seventy nine, You and Diamond. We're not even birthed.
Most of the people looking at this podcast maybe one
a tour or in a long term senior citizen home,
and I want to know what young people are doing,
but the majority of them were at birth. I suggest
(26:05):
to all of you you go to a period piece
the Warriors.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Okay, is that a documentary?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
You never saw the Warriors? The Warriors come out to play.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I mean that sounds familiar, But.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
I don't know about the gangs in the South Bronx.
In fact, you know it's going to be making a
musical on Broadway, Diamond about the Warriors that started in
nineteen seventy. That's right. I'm not about the Guardian Angels.
But the beauty there was that if you want to
know what it was like, it was really that way.
The gang's rule. There were very few cops and the
(26:37):
only thing between them and taking over the Bronx and
Brooklyn were the Guardian Angels. So I would say that
crisis intervention was not one of our tactics. Jesus. We
would give individuals sometimes who were enemies of society. Now
I didn't have time to put them out on a
couch and figure out why all the furniture was upstairs
(26:59):
in re array, in the wrong rooms, but we would
give them therapeutic back massage.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
How did you know that they were worthy of the
therapeutic back massage if you didn't sit with them and
figure out what was going on? How did you make
the decisions on who you were gonna therapize?
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Ghandia, You've so naive, you see, sister with attitude from
the villa. Never ran, never will. Brownfield knows that when
guys are I fornicating you and mad dogging you, they're
not up for conversation. They're out to slick it through.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
So you just beat people up who were looking at
you sideways.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
No, we launched a preemptive strike, so yes, geez, which
meant we had to disable them, take them to the ground,
and then decide what are we going to do with
them there are no police around, and then tell them
we're gonna let you get up, but never do this again,
and they would curse.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Such, Never do what again? Look at you sideways?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Do what?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
No do go up and down on the trains looking
to rob and pillage and sexually take advantage of young newbile,
young women like yourself. Sitting there minding your own business,
and then all of a sudden they surround you and
they're looking at you as you if you oh my
God made in heaven for them, and meantime we'd have
(28:14):
to tell them keep your hands off of these women
or suffer the consequences.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
So it wasn't a preemptive strike. If in fact somebody
got touched, that was a reactive measure. The preemptive strikes
came from what from a look? Because we can't do that.
You can't do that.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Can Diamond make a call to my lawyer for me
right now so I can get some instruction.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
On how to wake this out again?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Okay, Diamond, can you throw me a lifeline here? And boy,
this is really getting intense here. What did you go
to freaking law school?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I got questions. We're gonna have to pause right there, Diamond,
Are you okay?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
No, I'm not. It's like you feel the chaotic energy
walk into the room, and that is when I'm like,
I need to take a step back.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Curtis is insane. He is. Do you think that I
get it on too much? Absolutely good? Amazing, that is Michael.
I'm like, turn this guy's mic off. So really why
we have to cut these short is because there's only
(29:30):
a certain amount of time that we can post on
the app, right if you want to watch it.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
I think.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
So we're just gonna tell him that, okay, that'll be fine,
Okay every time I'm like, we gotta wrap this up,
and then forty minutes later it is not wrapped. So
we're gonna come back with the second half of this.
Wish us luck diamond if people want to find you online,
where they find.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
You at Diamonds sincere.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I am at Baby Hot Sauce. Curtis over here is
at Curtis sliwa for mayor enjoy whatever gems come your
way over there, and we'll be back, Yeah,
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