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Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, Hey, it's Gandhi and I'm here with Diamond. Hello, Hi,
how you doing okay? Just okay?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yes, honestly not great?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Why not great? Curtis is crazy, he is, and we
had to chop that in half. So now we're going
to get to the second half of whatever is on
his mind today. I can never tell if there are
things I need to be cutting out because they're inappropriate
or not, but no one seems to care when it
comes from him. No, these are all things we've all
heard before. It's true, but like you know, the whole,
(00:37):
like him doing an accent, We let that fly. Listen. Personally,
I don't care. I find it hilarious when people do that.
My dad does it all the time. I'm not saying
it's okay. I'm just saying it's funny.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I think that even if you cut certain things out,
he would do it anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah. So I also think after a certain age, you're
just like cool dude, they don't care. Whatever. Yeah, it
doesn't matter. You could tell him. I told you, remember
when I told my dad, Dad, you're gonna get canceled.
He was like, how I'm unemployed, and I also don't care.
How are you gonna cancel me? What a point?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Well, you know what he's onto something. Curtis can get canceled,
so can he.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I don't think he can.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
The man threatened to beat Rosie O'Donnell up with a
baseball bag. Well I don't even know if we covered
the whole thing. He thought we wipe it out. And
then he wants to wipe out the questions that I
was asking about the early days of the Guardian Angels. Oh,
yes he doesn't. Gary cant get canceled. Curtis, you can
get yelled at, but by who. I don't even think
(01:42):
you'll hear it. True. Yeah, it's a glorious life he's living.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
He needs the headphones.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I hope we got to get that in puns in
here all right, here we go. First of all, the
one thing you should know about me, I am curious.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Nosy curious is good?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Well that's because, let's face it, your ayenta. You know,
you like to spread rumors. You're a room amonga of course,
that's what sorts on the side, is right, we get
to the.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Bottom of the rumors. We were giving you a chance.
You wanted to get your apology tour going. We will
hold on these apologies. Yeah, I watch.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
This would be the equivalent of going diving for pearls.
Pearl diving, Okay, you know what pearl diving is.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I sure do diving for pearl.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
My father would tell me my chore in the house
was to clean the book house, the bathroom and the
turlet bowl. And I would say, Dad, I I really
don't want to put my hands in there, and he
would say, son, think of it like it's pearl diving.
When you go in there with miss the clean or
janitor in the drum, it's like your pearl diving. You
(03:01):
just may get lucky one day. Okay, So what you're
doing is you're trying to pearl dive here. You're trying
to get something with exclusivity that will be bigger than
t MC and all the other competitors and will finally
put me out to past you. Oh no, no, no, no, no,
(03:22):
you may have walked me up to the line.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
No.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Curtis, and my last name may begin with S, but
S does not spell s t U, P I D
or something along those lines.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You and I are partners in this podcast. We're buddies.
I want the best for you and the best for me.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Wait a second, Yeah, what is Diamond? He is she
an affirmative action person here? Oh my god, I just
caught myself controlled.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Wire on w O R Okay, Diamond is choosing to
remain silent today because I think she's got a lot
of things to say, but she's holding them inside.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I'm not You're not good, Diamond. No, no, miss Diamond,
and this is not good. You have to release, just
like I released my apology for Rosie O'donnald that I
kept inside for over twenty five years. It's good for you,
it's therapeutic. You'll feel so much better.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
By all means when you really feel.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
About me, really feel, even if it's vile invectives to
pull from your lips like Glynda Blair in action that is, she.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Played the Exorcist. I want you vomit on Curtis.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I would love to, actually, I think you say so.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
He's probably dealt with worse in his life. So Diamond
is over there.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
You're setting me up, both of you. It's a psycho
form of technology.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I'm not trying to have a gotcha moment. I want
you to have the floor to say the things that
you want to say, because the people really love you.
In the same vein of people loving you, people have
questions about other things. So I bring those to you
and I let you address them the way you want to.
That you see their address the mess.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
It all comes back to Tupac Shakur. He is alive,
me against the world, all eyes on me. Tupac is Machiavelli.
He's about it.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
What a pivot. He's alive. Okay, you think Chipak is alive?
Tell me why?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh oh? So let me you accept the facts. No
that we saw that video in Las Vegas right there,
had just been to the Tyson fight. Okay, the head
of death Row Records, right, oh yeah, death Row. What
does that tell you? Right there? East versus West remember
p Diddy there? Oh yeah, Pete Diddy with Biggie right,
(05:38):
supposedly East coast versus West Coast, death Row Snoop Doggie
Dog doctor Dre And all of a sudden, the guy
was birthed in Manhattan, East Harlem. Tupac Shakur. You know
he was related to court A Ka Joe Wyn Chusamot
Black Power, right, the leader of the Black Liberation Army
(05:59):
who sought sat sanctuary behind the sugarcane curtain of the
Del Castro's Cuba. Until recently when she died, she was
public enemy number one. You have no weight? And how
did he end up with West Coast with Sugar Knight?
You accept that? Or was this part of cointail pro
n I know this is a little deep, this is
before your time. But oftentimes our government that I never trust.
(06:24):
I don't trust Republicans, Democrats or the CIA. Criminals in
action can flip the script on somebody.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Remember when Tupac Shakur was in prison, and right before
he went to prison, he went for a recording session
in Times Square where who was there at that time?
Pete Diddy and Biggie Smalls And he got shot five
times in the lobby do you remember that? And stripped
him all of his gold and they shot him in
his three piece set. And I'm not talking about the
(06:53):
knife to spooning the fork, okay. And when he was
in Clinton Correctional Facility, who is he communicating with? Huh?
When they put him in the being solitary confinement? His
lifelong friend, You remember she surfaced at the Academy Awards
(07:15):
and all of a sudden, somebody got his world turned
upside down.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Jada, Jada Pinkett Smith.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
That's right, lifelong friends in Baltimore. Body beg city, what
was she doing hanging out with Tupac? Huh wasn't she
married to Will Smith? Well?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Whatever, I don't Yeah, I don't think she was married
to him at the time. I think that that was
before before, So she's probably hanging out with them because
they were lifelong friends.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Like you just said, they're a little weird, you know,
I don't saying that for another day.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
No weird, they are, okay.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Scientology, who knows. But anyway, they were like two pieces
in the pot. It's super and a sandwich, a horse
and a carriage. They loved one another.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Okay, yeah, she said that.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
And then all of a sudden, there he is a
Clinton correctional facility because a woman claimed that he had
secretly taken advantage of her the day after he was
performing in a club and she was orally fixating him
in front of everybody. You don't think he was set up?
Come on, now, Gandhian Diamond.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
What does Jada have to do with that?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
No, she's out of the picture by then.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Oh, you just threw her name in there just for funzies.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
So once he shot in his three piece set, and
that's not the knife, this moon in the fork. And
remember he was shot five times and I was shot
five times. I happen to get shot in my three
p set also, so I can identy hell yeah, man, okay,
oh wait, why did I call you? Man? Ma'am?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I don't mind.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
You're fine, now what Starlett was nursing him at home
before he had to go off to Clinton Correctional Facility
and then Dona Mariyah to the being in solitary confinement.
Let's see if you have good recall.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I don't know any of this that you are talking
about right now, so I cannot answer that question, but
I would love to hear.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Number one. He was in Poetic Justice with Janet Jackson.
Wasn't that great that movie?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Come on see it? I'm sure it was or Juice?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Remember he was in Juice. This guy was and he
was Curtis. He took ballet, he went to Yeah, I'm
not questioning his man, who I just said. He took ballet.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Ballet's very to.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
He was a multi multitasker and what's not really a
dog man. He tried to see, this is the problem.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Who was nursing him?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Curtis a very famous young lady at the time. Here.
He had this thing for young ladies who went on
to fame and fortune on the big screen and television.
I mean, let me massage my medulla.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh you're you talking about the girl from Different Strokes?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Are you talking about the girl Different Strokes? Jasmine guy?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Yes? Okay, Now why was she taking care of him
and nursing him? Back to hell?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Different world?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Sorry, you're right, you trumped us.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
So connect this together for me linear fashion. Tupaco's to
jail after being shot five times? Was it after? Okay?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
In his street p set just like you and his
family jewels.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
And the family jewels. And then he gets out and
remember what that does to.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Tupac, who was a ladies man. He was flaccid instead
of turgid, and he had to deal with that in
the bing in solitary. Do you know what that's like?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Probably?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Pretty, you've never been in the bing. You've never been
in solitary, Thank god you have not not a diamond.
The queen though she would never be there. No, but
Curtis Lee was on the periphery of that. They called
it punk city protective custody. Okay, sometimes you had to
put me there in order to make or that I
was not torn limb from limb by the general population.
(11:04):
So I can identify, I can identify. Prompt me to tupac.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Okay, I need you to tell me why any of
this means that he is still alive? Point A, point
b just right there? How and why is he still alive?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Now you are learning, I'm explaining. I'm explaining. Okay, you're
learning women, right. You know the story of Machiavelli. Yes,
he read that book while he was in the bank.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Uh. The Illuminati, you're familiar with that. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
It's been accused of being part of it.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I love it, that's right. They say that when they
see the Guardian angel symbol, right, the all seeing eye,
which has absolutely nothing to do with that. And I
had to spend half my life explaining that. But I
am familiar now with the Illuminati, okay. And it all
came together. He's with Sugar Knight. You believe that story.
He's in the car and all of a sudden, some crips,
(11:58):
you know, come up on him and White Cadillac put
the nine millimeter I go boom boom, boom, boom boom.
You believe that? And notice all three that were in
the car we're dead, are dead now and the only
one alive is the driver, who's now sort of reinventing history.
No no, no, no, no, no no. Tupac Shakula is alive.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Okay, why did he take his death?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
This is well, he had to get out quick because
East Coast hated him, West Coast hated him, The government
hated him, CIA, criminals in action hated him. Come on,
you need to give some play to this theory of
mind that when I'm in the streets, when I say
to the homies hanging out, you know, Tupac is alive,
they salute him with old English. We do the salute
(12:45):
to Tupac with a court of old English malt liquor.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
They're also out there calling you craziness.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Salute to the homies. Man.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Okay, so you think he's alive. Do you think Biggie's alive?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
No, man, he got Biggie.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Bigg's dead. Tupaca is.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
But who set up Biggie? Huh? Who set up Biggie?
At the NUBACP Awards in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I would never say that. I heard Diddy was behind
it say that, but.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
I guess Biggie didn't want to use the baby oil.
So you know what happened. Just ask gussha well that degenerate.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Back to hate and Usher again? Do you think it
was a clone at his show?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Oh? I was so happy when all of their fans
with Chris Brown got stuck on that New Jersey Transit
train and roasted for hours. Why are you at the
fans because it was stupid enough to pay one hundred
and seventy five bucks a ticket. That's low budget.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
That is low Yeah, one seventy five a ticket anymore,
that's not even that bad. That's I mean, the tickets
are getting crazy these days. But you're mad at them
for paying to see Usher and Chris Brown, so you're
happy that they got trapped and roasted.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
They're not Tupac. I'm sorry, man was a poet. Tupac
was political. That's two peas Tupac like, I can't say that, Okay,
Oh god, I didn't say it.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Okay, I don't even know what you were going to
cross the line to yourself.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
The three piece. I did not cross the line. Let's
get that shack mother in heaven, Francesca. I did not
say that. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'm gonna have to look up what this is. Okay,
you didn't say it. You look very pleased with yourself
for having that.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I am. I didn't cross that maginal line. Okay, good, Okay.
So you think that I'm looney Kazuni from Parts Unknown
because I think that two Pacsa Corps alive.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
No, I actually don't think that that's too looney tunes.
I love a good conspiracy.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Do you think that you think that Jim Morrison or
The Doors is dead?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I don't have enough informations about that.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I mean, my most favorite rock and roller of all times,
Jim Morrison in The Doors.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
That's your favorite, without a doubt.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I visited his gravesite in Paris. When I was there,
they claimed that he injected heroin while he was taking
a bath. Do you believe that and that he suddenly died?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
I don't believe that.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
What do you think happened to him?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Lord?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
CIA, criminals in action? Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
You think CIA took out Jim Morrison?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I don't trust this government. They hated him. They wanted
to ban him from America.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
You have no idea, I don't.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
They're one time in the Orange Bowl in Florida, Gleason
the biggest entertainer of the time, Jackie Gleason, hella rally
fifty thousand strong. Were there a Nita Bryant, you know,
did the orange juice commercials and my mind, gay people
(15:27):
remember she lost their job doing that. And they had
a rally to say, Jim Morrison and the Doors should
never come back to America. And I lobbied for Jim
Morrison to come back. And Richard Nixon, that's scurless and individual,
tricky Dicky try to keep him out of this country.
But we welcomed Jim Morrison back in the Doors. But
you see, that's where you're whiting me out.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
How am I whiting you out?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Because Jim Morrison and the Doors was a white rock
and roll group. Jim Kerr of you don't want old
four cue, he would know all about that. But both
of you have been deprived of knowing how great the
Doors were. La woman. Didn't you ever hear that classic?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Come on, I will go look all of these up
when I go.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
And the greatest documentary of all time on Jim Jim
Marrison and the Doors. I love that is it? I'm
gonna leave. You say you're curious, So now you have
to don't use AI Google I was gonna Google.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I don't use AI unless I absolutely use actual intelligence.
Unlike the artification, actual intelligence should be telling me what
the name of this document. I'm not gonna do that
because you don't know it.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I'm sorry you said you're curious. You didn't even know
what The Warriors were one of the greatest movies of
all time by Paramount. Warriors. Come out and play.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
There are a lot There's a Feast of Friends. Is
that it?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Mister Mojo Rising.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
The story of Joe Rise.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
And then there is an investigative series called Before the
End searching for Jim Morrison was actually.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Right because he is alive. Also, you believe that he's
in that gravesite in Paris, car No listen.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I anything that used to be crazy conspiracy. I think
over the years we have realized is really not that
crazy and it was actually just people reaching the truth
before everybody else did. So they call him crazy, they
call him conspiracists. I think a lot of this could
very well, be true.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Do you trust the government? No, of course, so come
on over, Come on over to the other side. That
I'm not coming over, w Orr. That's no, I didn't
say that.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Okay, you said the other side.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
We would have to card you. This would be like
you going into a grocery store improving that you're twenty
one years old in order to get a bottle of
old English so that we can we can worship the homies,
you know, like Tupac.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
What do I have to prove to get into o R.
I'm not going to try. But what would I have
to prove?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
You'd have to be Let's say, Wang depends okay, and
be in a long term nursing home care unit.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Come out. I can't come over for that is close.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Diamond is close, but no, no, you got a long
way to go, Gandhi.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Diamond is close to where it depends on being right now.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Yeah, sometimes she's like a curmudgeon. You known she could
be tough to deal with. You know, Look, this is
the way life is. Everybody comes in a different form,
but it all comes back full circle. That I'm feeling
neurotic and insecure. The fact that all of you folks
are now the majority of the world, all.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Of us folks, brown people.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
You do understand pele of colored people of color.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Brown people, yellow people, red people, black people. We have
been the majority in the world.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
We have never let anybody know that. I know you
said now it's too obvious.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
It has always been obvious. China and India alone make
up half the world's population.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Excuse me, we never had this. The new version phones
and we never had this.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
It doesn't change the facts. The phones don't change the facts. So,
like my family having been Indian, I never thought white
people were the majority. Andwhere never you guys got Europe, Canada,
the US not a lot of people there. The browns
have everything else the browns and the yellows. So it's
not like shocking that you guys are a minority. Diamond.
(19:13):
Did you ever think white people were the majority? No,
she didn't either.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
That's because you're a new generation.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Okay, did you.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Generation?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Come on, there are a time in your life that
you thought white people were the majority in the world.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Of course, when I was growing up in Kanasi, Brooklyn,
the only people around me were white people.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Okay, at what point did you realize that wasn't true?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
As soon as I had to go to elementary school
in Crown Heights and there were more black people than
white people, and I realized, feet don't fail me now
because some of these black guys don't like me.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Only some, Okay, So all right, there were so many
things I wanted to talk to you today about. But
now we've run out of time, and I.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Don't what do you mean you're out of time?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Because because of you telling me all kinds of things,
we ran out of time. I see your little list
over there. So at point we're gonna have to get
to bulldozing national parks. Flock cameras.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Oh, I could give you one.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
How long is it gonna take?
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Fuck the flocks? Does that tell you what my feelings are?
Fluck the flocks? Okay, it's all wellion, it is. It's
like red China.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
In fact, George Orwell was a socialist. Einstein was a socialist. Sorry,
I had to get that in there, right, What was
the other great George Orwell? Classic animal farmer socialist? Everybody? Ooh,
we hate socialists? Well, guess what? You certainly think? A
lot of them are bright? Right? Let me see, wasn't
that required reading in high school, it was.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Are you leaning towards the socialist side?
Speaker 3 (20:40):
No, I'm just pointing it out. Okay, you know we're
at a time we're attacking socialists, some of the most
renowned individuals, my favorite author of all time. I read
The Jungle there as a teenager Upton Sinclair socialists. Yeah,
were they trying to poison me? Where they trying to
put propaganda in my head? So Joe Joe Well doing that.
(21:04):
This is Orwellian AI, artificial intelligence, flock red China. They
want to control people. We can't allow them to do that.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
So of those cameras, I would never say that. There
is a little bit of gold in every camera, so
if you were to pull down all the cameras, you
could probably get a lot of money. I read that
there's about thirty million dollars of gold in these flock cameras.
I would never say pull it down and take the
gold out, but I thought that was interesting.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
You don't mind if others do it, right, I would
never say, you just don't want to put your fingerprints
on it. So you're an agent provocateur, that's really what
you are.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
I am a disseminator of information.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
No, no, no, you're an agent provocateur because you're putting it
out there like raw meat.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
No, never say it.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Yeah, and then suddenly saying to everyone else fased on this,
but my fingerprints are not on it.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah, for sure, I'm not. I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Oh, it happens to be gold in those flock cameras
and Copper I heard, take those cameras down. No matter
what's in.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
There, I'm not saying out about any of it.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
You know what you want to do either.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
You're not saying that either.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Diaman, this is what you should do, because there's one
I can tell you that is right on the corner
of Picking and Mother Gaston Boulevard. I saw it there
the other day. You can say, hey, whoever you are
in there, mind your own business myob Okay, So what else?
(22:28):
We got the wall right?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
No, we can't get to this. We have to at
some point because I bet you have a lot to
say about them bulldozing the National Parks, about Jackie.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Keep your hands off the parks, Yes, keep your hands
off the parks. But you see Trump, he wants a wall, wall,
he wants the Arc de Trion, he wants the reflection pool.
He wants the ballroom. Well, retire as president and you
can spend your life building all those things. That's right,
but not as president of the United States. Get us
(22:58):
oide of iron wordability costs the living? Hey, are you
dentse That's what it is. But he's too busy calling
everybody in Islamist Marxist, Marxist, Islamist. What the hell is that?
If you're an Islamist, right, you're into religion, right, he
prayed five times a day. If you're a Marxist. Karl
mars I was at his grave site in London. Also,
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he said, the opiate of the masses is religion. How
the hell can you be an Islamist and a Marxist
at the same time. And I'm a Republican, Right'm saying that.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I question this.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Okay, what's up next?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
That's it. That's all we have time for.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Ron Diamond. It's gotta be mollet.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
That last ramp fabulous?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
What about what about those what about those garbage cans
out there with nothing but dumpsters? And they say it's
gonna stop. Mister and missus rat you will never beat
the rats.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
That is not happy about the dumpsters. She said they've
taken a ship marking spots.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
What the hell is this? It kills the esthetic feel
of a neighborhood. Got these huge dumpsters. Oh but it'll
keep the rats away. The rats will outsmart you and
me until the day they died with just about one year,
one month, and they have nine litters in between. So
we will never beat the rats. We can only have daytontka,
and those big, ugly dumpsters are not gonna do it.
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If I were mayor, you wouldn't have a dumpster in
front of your house, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
We need to put you in touch with mom Donnie,
so that you guys can work together, because you seem
like you would be a good team.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Well. Some have suggested from your generation, the gen Zers,
that he is the am Mayor and I am the
night Mayor because I'm nocturnal.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
The night pause and IR own the.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Streets and the subways, and I talk to the rats
and the owls, and I commune with the age Truo.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I believe that you are having conversations with with.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Myself most of the time. I mean, let's speak perfectly honest.
I'm sitting in the park, I'm feeding the pigeons. People
are looking at me? Why are you feeding those rats
with wings? I say, apologize to the pigeons. Now what
do you mean, Kurz? I say, those are my friends.
You have disparaged them. And I do my best talking
when I'm talking to the pigeons while feeding them in
the park. The progressive breadcrumbs amazing.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
So people want to find you online? Where they going
to do that? Do you know yet?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
I'm a run eye? How the hell do you find
me online? First of all, how do you find this?
Because when last week I was whited out, you were
not this. I brought this the Diamond's attention that you
have a very exclusive podcast area, and I said to her,
I showed it. What I did I was I said,
I can't get into it, and she said to me,
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we're working on that.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Wait what can you not get into, Diamond?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Please be working on it.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
You're trying to watch the podcast on the app.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
That's what I show here. I showed it. She said,
come here, you're working on.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
It, Curtis.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
We can't work on it if we say that this
podcast is going to be twenty minutes and now it's
three times that.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Oh my god, you get three seconds.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
That is supposed to be working on the video.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Who has to edit all.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Of this exactly, And if it's more than twenty minutes,
they won't be able to give this show the amount
of time, respect energy that it deserves.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Now, now you see you made a valid point. You
didn't say much this segment, But that makes all the
sense in the world that if I suffer from blah
bervosia verbosa, which I am self diagnosed, I have to
truncate it so that you can edit it as cruppy though,
so the world can then decide.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Right or be able to watch it on the app
because we need.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Oh, now we get it. You have to understand this
is a generational thing. You know, it's a generational.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
It's generational to not listen when I was like, we
got this amount of time and then you keep going
and no.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Because that's old school. You know. It's like on radio
wor radio say we run out of time and I
just keep talking.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I believe that you do.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
And let's face it, as long as you have a
microphone in front of me, I'm happy.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Okay, this is my last question. Yes, it's a yes
or no. Do you drive Larry MENTI insane? That's your
partner over there at w R.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Yes, okay, because I hate Trump?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Okay. Oh, and he likes Trump.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Yes, he still likes Trump. Clutch Facion and talk radio.
Everybody loves Trump. You Havetory okay, but hey, that's his name, okay,
which makes for a good program.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
I can only imagine like Trump.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
I hate Trump.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Do I have a right to hate Trump?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
When I was running for maya, did Donald Trump say
vote for the Republican Curtis Lee. No, he said vote
for the man who was slapping fannies and killing granny's
Andrew evilized como. A vote for Sleewa is a vote
for Soamandami. And he dropped twenty million dollars on my head,
and he took away my opportunity to be mayor of
New York City and say you've got them city. I
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hate you for that.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Oh, I feel so much better now. Get you Odonald,
and I put my suit out there on Donald Trump right.
Tell them you know what Sourus is explaining. Okay, gotcha
off the air.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
We'll figure it out. If people want to find you online,
they can go to Instagram at Curtis Sliwah for Mayor.
That's your Instagram.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
I'm still running. I believe you in that I'm still
running twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Nine, twenty twenty nine. Okay, And on that note, thank
you for joining us for three times the length that
we were supposed to be having to post this on
the app. But we're going to figure it out.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Okay, No, no, this is what I would suggest. Yeah,
you just do three segments. It's so good. It's solid gold.
And you were talking about taking gold out of those
fluck those flock cameras.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I wasn't saying that. I would never say that.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
I was saying it. Meantime, you got solid gold right here.
Three hours of Curtis Sliwa, a man who is neurotic
and insecure about his whiteness with the Queen Diamond s
Wa system with attitude and Gandhi who thinks she rules
the world.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Thank you, Thanks Curtis, We love you, and there we go. Diamond.
Do you need to go like sit in the quiet room?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Absolutely, I'm overstimulated. I can't take it right now?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Can I ask you? Because again I need to know
like what to rain in and what not to rein
in when he calls you us w a sister with
attitude dmont How do we feel about that?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I ignore him?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Do you care?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Not?
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Really?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
It doesn't offend you, No, it doesn't please you. You nothing.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
It's it's a nothing burger.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Okay, fair enough. As long as we're not offended, then
we're good.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
No, I hope you will ever let me know if
something rubs you the wrong way. Oh yeah, for sure,
I think you would, Oh, Curtis. If people want to
find you Diamond online, where do they find you at?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Diamond sincere on Instagram?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
And I am at Baby Hot Sauce on Instagram. And
if you are are still here, we love you. Please
feel free leave a talkback, like, follow, review, subscribe. I
don't even know what you subscribe to because we haven't
really set this up correctly. Follow Sauce on the side
because that's where it is right now. But this podcast
that you just heard is actually something different. I'm overwhelmed
as well. I'm gonna go home and be quiet.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Yeah, we need tea, a tea time, just quiet, nice tea.
That's it.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Maybe a massage like a walk in a massage.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
You need more than a massage because then once the
massage is over, you'll think about him again, Chaos. He'll
text you, Chaos.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
From two phones. All right, On that note, we'll see
you next time.