Are You Funny?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Ran Present Morning show. So let's do It's a
fifteen minute morning show podcast without Nate. Quick, what do
we want to say to about Nate while he's not here?

(00:23):
Stupid hair? Like his hair? No? I like it? Yeah,
it looks good? All right? What else? Say something about
you go take a ship? Is that where he went?
He left one? Anything else behind his back? Is he
back yet? Does he smell weird today? Has anyone sniffed him?

(00:45):
He's all right, No, I can smell today. Sometimes Nate
comes in with that onion smell. And if you're wondering
why we're all in different studios at home, it's not
because of the pandemic, it's because Nates takes There's that.
But how does he know he doesn't stink? Though he
has to know he stinks. Oh, you don't smell your
own stench usually. Yeah, that's why. The other day we're

(01:06):
talking about if you could google a smell, what smell
would you google? And everyone's like, oh, I would google
roses or I would google peanut butter. And someone said,
you should google yourself to see if you smell, because
you totally always tell if you can smell, that's a
good call. And is it being a nice friend or
a bad friend? If you tell someone that they smell,
I think it's being a nice friend. It depends on

(01:27):
your relationship with how you are, and some friends are
they're so unhinged anyway, it would just drive them over
the edge. Now I want to know if I smell,
I think almost smell any Do you guys remember when
we had we had that brody before you ask a question,
can you sniff yourself and make sure? Yeah? All right?

(01:49):
As we uh. I don't know why he was there,
but we had some dentist or or oral surgeon in
in the conference room like five or six years ago,
and he said, if you want to smell your own breath,
you lick the back of your hand and let it
air out for a couple of seconds and then smell it. Gross.
Look at my hand I'm touching the Mine's not bad.

(02:13):
Mine's not bad because that's mouth Martin, the smart mouth
and mouthwash. I bought some of that stuff. It's great,
by the way, do you like it? Right? It's good?
You know what? The more it drives it doesn't smell
too pleas When he comes back from the bathroom. Pretend
we're talking about it his hand. Oh look, you decided

(02:34):
to join the fifteen minute Nothing. We're just talking about
licking your hands and sniffing them. Sexiest man on the pot.
Ask you ask you a question? Why would one lick
their hand and sniff it? Go? Are you asking me? Yes? Uh,
to see what their breath smells like? Yes? But nowther
days you can just smell the inside of your mask,

(02:56):
right that is? I like that. It makes me happy
that you can. Don't You hate when you're like, it's
it's an old mask, but it's in my car and
I gotta put it on because I forgot. You're like, yeah,
I had masks in the middle console with lightsol whites,
and you really want to get high? You you put it.

(03:16):
You put the mask on and it smells like the
chlorics whites inside your nose. I've done that before. I
made that mistake to spring lysol on the mask, and
then I tried to air it out and I put
it on right after that. Oh that's that's a mistake.
Don't do that. What did a straight nat miss? Uh?
We were talking about you about his hair. Take that off,

(03:36):
show your shake it out, you shake it out then out? Yeah,
remove thy bun. Are you ready for this? Yeah? Yeah,
Now I really I really love your hair. Yeah you
well you don't. You're not gonna enjoy it much longer.
What are you waiting for? Like? Is there is there

(03:57):
something that has to happen? Or No? What I said
several months ago, I wasn't gonna cut it until I
got vaccinated and I got my first shot because I've
had two strokes about a week ago. You two strokes
a we ago. I got my first shot because of
co morbidities a couple of weeks ago. So Cody is
two weeks ago? Are you gonna get ad just stroke

(04:22):
it two weeks ago? Are you gonna get a T
shirt that says kissed me? I've got two co morbidities? Alright?
So what you're saying, let me translate for you. I
had my shot two weeks ago because of my two strokes. Exactly.
You know what I'm trying to Ain't that weird me?
I screw up everything I say. I have to translate
for you. Elvis obviously the strokes had an effect on

(04:43):
his speech patter, leave him alone. You're welcome, Nate, all right,
we're were we But no, that's not true. Shut up, Brodie.
It's making me look like a ship head because that's
not the case. Well everyone knows it's not the case.
It was a joke. It was okay, Okay, often what
I defend Nate? Okay. This leads me to my next conversation. Yes,

(05:04):
I've been waiting for this one all I was gonna
do it on the big show, but I decided to
save it for our friends exclusively here at the fifteen
minute Morning Show podcast. Do you think you are the funniest,
funniest person you know? Are we all supposed to answer?
Why would I go first? You know the answer? I'm
just asking, do you think you're the funniest person you know?

(05:25):
The funniest person like I'm friendly with? Then the question is,
are you the funniest person you know? Yeah, that's such
a narcissistic answer. Well, don't be jealous, only child, scary, scary,
don't be a dick. He asked me a question, right
if if they ask you the question, if you were
being honest, you'd say me, but scary, Who is the

(05:49):
funniest person you know? Is it you? It's not me,
and it's not that's honest. Oh, you know, I know
other I know a lot of people. But wait a minute,
Hold on a second, I think it's funny. You immediately
discounted Brody without even knowing who else was funnier. It
can't be Brody. I have a very successful podcast because
he makes me as angry as he does make me laugh.

(06:12):
So they equal? Did they kind of neat? That's how
funny I am. I'm funny enough to make you like me,
even though you gandhi. It could be both. He could
be funny and he could be infuriating. Infuriating is the
word infuriating? Okay, So if you don't think Brody is
the funniest person, you know who is. I got a

(06:33):
couple of friends from Hoboken who aren't fucking hysterical about
three guys you know that do a podcast with him? Well,
you know what I'm thinking about? Podcast failed. I was
thinking about doing a podcast with him. Are you sure
they're funnier than Really? You can't have a countdown and
say this one's definitely the number two without having a

(06:54):
number one. You have to have number one. Humorous. Listen,
Brodie's sharp as attack. I'll give him that, But you know,
he's funny, he's very foggy, froggy. Who's the funniest person
you know? Is it? You know? Absolutely not? No, not
even close. No, I mean, I mean sometimes I can
be I'm not the funniest person I know. No, right, No,

(07:15):
you're funny, You're fun and funny, Gandhi what who? No,
It's definitely not me the funniest person I know. I
have three friends that make me cry laughing. Lasa, Melissa
and Solomon crack me up all the time. And I
gotta be honest. My big sister is hilarious, so not me.
But she's also equally as infuriating, absolutely equally as infuriated,

(07:37):
can be the She can be the funniest person you're
life at the same time be the worst person in
your life. Scotty B What about you? Who's the funniest
person you know? It's not me. I'm quirky, but I'm
not funny. Quirky is the word that comes to mind
with you. Yes, I have a friend. I have another friend, Scott,
who is actually very hilarious, and he's the funniest person
I know. Thank you right now, Daniel. Remember years ago

(07:57):
we had an argument on the air about the difference
between fun and fun Yes, mad, because I said, I
don't think you're that funny, but I think you're very
fun You're not really mad at me, because this is
what happens in my hands. We have this argument all
the time. Mom is the fun one and Dad is
the funny one. And I'm like, but I get paid
to be funny. They're like, no, you don't, really, don't
it be fun? So I guess Sheldon is funnier than

(08:19):
I am. He's gonna Sheldon is pretty and he's very
fun as well. Yes, And whenever we do our broadcast
together or our podcast or whatever, he everyone's always like,
you're so funny, Shelden. I'm like, oh good, So I'd
say him, he's definitely funnier than I am, because you know,
in my relationship with Alex, he's like the fun fun

(08:40):
guy and he's crazy and he'll do anything for a laugh.
And so people always to say to me, God, living
with Alex, you must just laugh, laugh, laugh, your house
most overflowing and laughter. What I'm getting a different levels
and different types of funny because yes, okay, yeah, gotta
be hoboken funny. I also think that when you live

(09:02):
with somebody there, they're not as funny because like just like,
for example, I can say ship to Danielle and she
will laugh her ass off. If I say the same
stuff to Lisa, she's like, okay, whatever, leave me alone.
But now Lisa used to think it was funny. Well, no,
Lisa used it was hold on, hold on. My social
Security number has been compromised. My repeat, press want to

(09:25):
get more details. Yeah, that sounds like a real person.
Let's get more details. Hold on, right, come to the
conference room? Does someone answer when you presh? Hello, Hi,
social Security Administration? How can I help? I was just
told that my social Security number has been compromised? Okay, alright,

(09:51):
so let me have a little kid you following, let
me check that. Can I help your posting? You offer me?
Tell them you're so security number is one? Like, get
the first one. My social security number is compromised. You
should know my first name. Don't you think scary Jones?
Just try to work right now? What country are you in?
Right now? Numerous of customers here? Okay, numerous of customers. Okay,

(10:16):
thank you, have a nice day. I got one of
those calls and the guys like first I'll need to
know what your social Security number is. I said one.
He goes, no, I have the very first one ever
given to anybody. It's number one from So I take
a while, so I'll go five and then the guy

(10:38):
are you still there? Yeah? You should give him a
letter j Then I tell him, I tell him, you
know what you know? I would love to give it
to you. Come on over to my house. I'll hand
you my social security and you can jump off my roof. Okay,
wait a minute, I interrupted you, froggy. I do apologize,
but I thought it was very interesting that we take
a break and go to the man who's telling me
my social security number has been confirmed. I was saying

(11:00):
that when you live with somebody, Daniel, Daniel, what are
you doing? Okay? So the bearded dragon is out down here, Tonka,
he's looking around, and so I put the cat upstairs.
But the kids didn't know the bear to dragon is out,
so they just opened the door and let the cat down,
and the cat made a bee line. So I just
grabbed Sencer. Just would have been live coverage. Catull the

(11:28):
bearded dragon like, is that a given? I don't want
to find out you don't know that's like Gandhi's question
of the day between elephant and gorilla, like you don't
know lion and a gorilla, Like I don't think we
want to find out. Yeah, sure you film it if
it happens. Who was talking about whether the funniest person
in the room. I had said that when you live
with somebody, they don't think you're funny, Like, for example,

(11:49):
Elvis can say things to Lisa that she thinks are
just fucking hilarious, but if I say the same thing,
she's like, oh, that's childish. So it's when you live
with somebody I think you're inion of what's funny changes
because he gets tired of hearing it all the time. Yes, yes,
I get that. I'll get like I'll say something at
least he goes, oh, I didn't see the on air light?
Is the microphone on? And I'm like, oh, here we go?

(12:11):
Or she'll say or this is her other one. She'll say,
oh if you were that funny from six to ten,
your show would have even better ratings. I'm like, okay, yeah, yeah,
So Garrett, who are you the funniest person you know? No,
not at all. My friend Casey, he is probably our
out of our group of friends, the one that we
always go to, and we know he's going the funniest man.

(12:33):
Sheldon's here. Yeah, we're sorry to interrupt you, Garrett. We're
talking about the funniest people that we know in our lives.
And I just admitted that you are funnier than I
am something for a change. That's nice. And also he's
more daniel he's more fun than you as well. Oh yeah,
they're more fun than me, and you're funny. Well, I

(12:54):
give I give given that award to Danielle. She she's
a fun one. I keep around for her. Functor but funny.
That's me conceded that too. I have to work, so
I'm gonna get Squirrel. Maybe she can answer. Ready, what

(13:19):
did you want to ask? Maybe, DANIELI answer for him. No,
I wanted Sheldon answer. It's fine, I'll get him later.
So I want to ask him who's better at math?
Your favorite? Your funniest friend is Casey? Yeah, my friend,
Casey Joe's the funniest guy I know. Yeah, he's Colin
Joe's brother. That's a bit rigged. So question, is Casey
Joe's funnier than Colin Joes. Uh? Yes, yes, okay, yes, yes,

(13:44):
you say it's okay, but no one wants to say
it though, because you know, Colin's Colin and everybody's like, oh,
it's Casey. But Casey, I think is truly funnier than Colin. Dude,
Colin Joes is married to Scarlett Johansson. That's what that like.
There is the code though, we kind of like don't
like so Casey tell us about Scarlett Johanson because of that.

(14:06):
You don't want to do that. You know, if he talks,
if he talks about it, that's great, but we don't
like push him on it. But yesterday Colin was because
he's promoting a new movie, Tom and Jerry that's going
to be out. He was talking about how he used
to beat up his brother and repeat like Tom and
Jerry things and they would go to the hospital. And
we're like, Casey, we never heard this story before. Apparently, yeah,
Casey always went to the hospital because his brother would, uh,

(14:28):
you know, do what Tom and Jerry were doing on
the TV show. So the go ahead, Garrett. I mean,
I just wanted to know if he's close enough to
Casey that if Casey got married, he would go to
the wedding because that Scarlett would be there. Yeah, Casey
is married, but yes, oh too late? Okay, um straight Nate, Yeah,

(14:53):
are you the funniest person you know? Oh? God, no, no,
I have. I have some friends. In fact, one of
them was Uh I worked with on The Secret Show
and he was one of the writers for Ryan. So
if Ryan was ever funny, and he was just one
of the funniest, he just you know, when you're such

(15:13):
He was such a good storyteller, and that's what you
have in common with him. This is when you can
tell his story. Well, it's almost like you're telling a
joke every time you tell his story, and he was
so good at it. I would just be breathless laughing.
There you go. See, it's good to surround yourself with
people that make you laugh. But then what never by
himself all day? Do you make yourself laugh all day?

(15:36):
I didn't say it enough funny friends. You guys are
all funny. You asked me, you know a question, I
answered you the funniest person you know? And your your
answer was yes, I've been successful at it. But I
have a lot of friends that are very, very funny,
but they're not funnier than you know, Brody, who would
be your number two? So if you're a number one,
who would be your number two? I would say Spruce.

(15:59):
You guys know him in the It's very fun. He's
fun and funny. Yeah, Brodie, do you consider yourself fun?
No minute? Think about it for a moment. Okay, you
know what I'm fun. If you find me funny, then
you have fun with me being funny. But like, I don't.

(16:20):
I don't do like party stuff. I wouldn't jump out
of a plane that. I'm very conservative in that kind
of I don't dance, so I'm not like, oh, let's
bring Brody along. He's fun. But if you if you're
in the mood to if you find me funny, then
I'm fun to be around. I never thought i'd conservative
friend very funny. You notice I said conservative and what

(16:41):
I do? He was the funniest person. You know you
didn't answer this, Oh God, you know I would be.
I've been thinking, Well, the funniest person I've ever met
in my life was my father, God rest his soul,
by far the funniest person. And I I never ever
would tell a joker and my dad because it always failed.
Because I was always afraid he would he would like
see it was because I'm not a good joke teller.

(17:02):
I'm just not. And he was the funniest guy. But
I've I've you guys make me laugh every day and
I see you every day. So I consider this room
to be the funniest person I know, because I tell you,
once we're done with this, he'll be like, yeah, I do.
I do think we drive Elvis nuts like times we

(17:24):
make like like pull his hat off his body. However,
I do think we entertain him and make him laugh too. Yeah,
I think we. I think we do that with each other.
The entertainment factor makes up when he wants to pull
his head off. I will tell you a telling story.
So two weeks ago when we were about to it
was a Friday. We're about to go on vacation, and
the last thing we do is basically this this fifteen
minute morning show podcast, and then we tie up loose

(17:47):
ends and we do a couple of commercials and then
we're done. And I noticed the number of people who lingered,
you know what. We were on vacation looking for the
leave button, you know, but we were like hanging aroun
was like, what are you guys doing. I mean, no
one was in that big of a rush to get out.
We were not. And so I do think that even

(18:08):
though we drive each other fucking crazy sometimes, um, you know,
that means this group truly loves each other. I do.
I do think that to go to the next room,
I mean, what was that. I wasn't in a rush
to get to my living room. I mean there is
second there. We're also lingering around on this podcast right
now because it's three minutes over going back to wouldn't

(18:31):
Joe Gatto be one of the most the funniest people
we know from a practical joke, Yeah, he's definitely there.
He's funny and he's fun and he's the thing that
makes I think that what makes Joe Gatto so successful
is he's so likable. He's just a nice guy, you know,
which you know, I don't know if any of us
are that, but I guess we're done. Are done, all right?

(18:56):
We didn't even do what we were supposed to do
that on that Were you going to do something else?
I don't know where we think you living about? Mate?
Just like a sept my brand Chad said, anyone, what
do you say? No? I can't I can't we understand?
All right, Bye everybody, Bye the fifteen minute Morning Show.