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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Danielle's report.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
You've been kicking the can on that she threw up.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
She threw up. Okay, let's start with around the room
and then.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
If if, if Garret hasn't run out of the room
to call his attorney to sue us for whatever I
got do Top dogs ready to go at any get
top dog law. Usually that would be great. They would
love it if you see what does through them. All right,
we'll start with around the room. I must start with Froggy, Froggy, what's.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
On your mind today?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
So I'm definitely one that does not I will not
take restaurant food from one restaurant to another. Like I
won't show up at restaurant A with food somewhere else.
Well and I well, some people do that, but I
will not do that. Yesterday, we Lisa and I went
to a restaurant and I know they serve Pepsi products,
and you know I love Coke zero, So I grabbed
a Coke zero bottle and took it with me and
(00:53):
just asked for a cup of eyes at Lista was mortified.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
She's like, that's awful.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
That's still disrespectful.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I'm like, no, it's not.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
It's not the same is taking food from another restaurant.
I wanted that specific drink. Do you agree.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I don't think that's a big deal.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I don't know there's a difference in taking food from
another establishment. I didn't want the soda that they starved.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
I didn't have Like, if they didn't serve the food
you wanted, would you have brought your own burger nowhere else?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I've taken food from one establishment to the other.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Don't do that data.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Well, wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Say like the whole family's going out for dinner, and
three of us want from the restaurant we're eating in,
but one of us wanted something else. I'll go get
that something else and bring it to that restaurant. What's
the difference If everyone else is eating something from the other,
that's a big deal.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
I used to work at a restaurant, and the reason
they don't like that isn't because they don't want other
food in there.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
It's because they don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Like, let's say you get sick and you try to
blame them, but then you brought food from another restaurant.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
Then that's and it's the same with a drink.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
They don't want outside things you can consume in their
restaurant because they can't control it.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I just as if I own a restaurant to and
brought food from the restaurant, I would I would tell
them to get the hell out.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Don't you don't know?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
You can't figure it out because I'm very good with you.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Discussed it a fast food place.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I wouldn't do it in like a fancy place, but a.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Fast food place, you disguise the food. Yeah, nobody knows,
all right, So there you go. So fine, bring your
own cocktails to your restaurant. Uh, Danielle, what's up with you?
Speaker 5 (02:24):
So?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I think my husband has a side job, or he
should have a side job as activities director for something.
This guy brings the party wherever he goes. So yesterday
we had a barbecue in the backyard and a bunch
of family and some friends were over, and he comes
out with those you know those shorts where it's like
ripped in your butt or it looks like it's ripped
in your button, you can see your butt crack. I
(02:44):
think these shorts are all over Instagram. He comes out
with those, He comes out with a blonde wig on
and these crazy glasses, and he just starts like telling
us what games we're playing.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
And we played the craziest games.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
With like bowls and cups and all kinds of stuff.
It was so much fun. We never laughed so much.
And even my kids friends were having the best time ever.
And it's hard with teenage boys, you know, but they
all loved it. They loved it so much. So kudos
to my husband. Man, he is the party brings, the
party guy.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
He's always fun. I love shell party. He should be
my husband, not yours. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
He missed, he misjudged, He misjudged, he did That was
his fault. Hey scary, yep, so scary. Yeah, I'm scary.
I'm just I'm just saying, hey, scary. I didn't mean
for you to go hi Elvis. Okay, so okay, around
the room, scary, what's on your mind?
Speaker 7 (03:37):
You know, I've always wanted to say this.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Now, hold on, hold on, hold on on. Why are
you so awkward? Right now? There's an awkward thing. It's
an unpopular opinion. It's going to cause a lot of crap. Okay,
here we go. Lord, A BLT is not a sandwich.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
If you think about what is a belt, it's bacon,
lettuce and tomato, and then between bread and maybe some mayo.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
That's a sandwich. Turn the music.
Speaker 7 (04:01):
To me, Bacon is a condiment. Lettuce and tomato are condiments.
So that's basically condiment sandwiches. Bacon goes with things, Bacon
goes with eggs. Bacon good. Now if you have a
turkey bl t that's the main attraction.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Is a girled cheese a sandwich?
Speaker 7 (04:18):
A grilled cheese is yes, but but you know you
put bacon on the cheese.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
The cheese. Cheese is a condiment, right, Cheese a condiment? Well,
you got a cheese sandwich.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
But hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Who else is ready to go? Because this is the
silliest thing I've heard in my life. That's a sandwich.
It's a sandwich missing something. It's missing the main features.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
A protein, vegetables, and a sauce.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
I would feel like in the Morning Show without Elvis.
Elvis is the feature.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Bacon is meat.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Bacon is not a full sandwich. It goes with els.
Elvis is not a condiment. I am a proteins, right,
I get that all right, okay, Nate, which I can't.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I can't. I think I just had a third stroke.
Skip me one where I'm coming from.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
No, no, but this is where people start texting you.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
He's absolutely right.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
I'm like, oh my god, you're all all You're all insane.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
You need something else?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Okay, bot is not a sandwich? Okay, Gandhi, what's up
with you? Nate had a stroke to.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Today's August tenth, which is my favorite day of the
whole year, more exciting than Christmas.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
It's my sister's birthday. I love her. She is my
favorite person in the entire world.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
But is she a protein or condition?
Speaker 6 (05:37):
She is definitely she's She's a protein.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
But this weekend I tried to surprise her, and she
is one of those people who does not allow a
surprise to just happen. And those people are the worst people.
Even though I love her so much, she called me
and I didn't answer. So whenever I don't answer my phone,
the first thing she does is freak out and check
my location. So she went to check my location and
my location was off, So she starts saying, what is
going on on? What's happening? Blowing up my phone? Calling
(06:02):
me over and over. Finally she said, are you here?
I know you're here. I said, I'm not here. What
do you want facetimeing right now? She was being a
little nutcased about it and almost ruined the whole thing,
but I got her.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
I surprised her and she cried and it was great.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
My point is, let people surprise you, even if you
suspect it.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Just let it be. People are trying really hard. Don't
ruin it.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
So I kind of talked about this earlier. Surprising people.
You flew to Columbus, Yes, and surprise your sister. I
wonder if anyone's ever surprised someone and it really truly backfired.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
I know it has, and I want to hear it,
of course.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Like walking in on like like going to a long
Jessan's relationship.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I'm going to fly to La today.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
See my boyfriend surprise it and he opens the door
and he's got you know, people hanging off of him
and yes, licking him and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I don't know, or like.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
A whole family. You surprised him and he's got a
family over there. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Text us, if you've ever been surprised or you surprised
someone and it backfired in fifty Speaking of text, people
are like, oh my god, scary firmly stating his opinion
that immediately proving himself wrong is peak con.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Hey, I does say bacon is a condiment depending on.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
How it meaty meats.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Now it's you exactly, it's an animal, depending on how
it's us right, right, stuff with bacon with left.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
You can't say a girl Jesus is a sandwich, but
a BLT is not a sandwich for the exact same reason.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
But there's needs to be saying Okay, oh my god,
this is the dumbest crap.