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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Let's go around the room. We're gonna I'm kind of curious.
We'll start with Nate. Okay, uh, you know you're Shakespeare, right, Elvis? Uh,
don't keep damned spot, I say, okay from so it
was when Lady Macbeth was trying to wash the blood
off her hands. But I think after my incident yesterday,
it was actually glitter. I got glitter on my.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Hands fore and it took me the entire day to
wash it off. I would wash my hands, I would
brush my hands, I would do this. It would not
come off. Who invented that crap? Can we murder them?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Please? Seriously? I don't say that because they listened to
our show.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, well, I don't mean that, but what an insane invention.
It just does not go away.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
To get it on your face, you get it in
your butt, crack turns up.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Every come on.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Sorry, I love I love the Shakespeare reach around. Yeah,
I think she actually had glitter on her hands. That's
the thing. Okay, I'm sure Billy Shakespeare would me very.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Much, Billy Billy Shaky.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
So Daniel which help with you.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
So over vacation, I was asked to partner and go
and see a Broadway show that I had never heard
of before. It was called Dead Outlaw. Okay, have you
any of you ever heard of it? Let me tell
you something. This thing was amazing. Andrew Durand, who was
from Shocked, is in it. He plays You would love
this name Elmer McCurdy. This is a true story based
(01:34):
on a guy who was killed in a shootout in
nineteen eleven. His mummified body was used for different things
like a display, a traveling carnival, a side show, until
something happened and they finally buried him in nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
You're not even kidding you.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
The whole second half of the show, like, so it's
it's I think it's one act with no intimition. Is
there an INTIMIDDI I remember? But anyway, at one point
he is in the coffin and he has to be
still for like twenty minutes straight and his eyes are open.
I don't know how Andrew does this, but it is
so good. The music is amazing. It's like it's like
(02:13):
a kind of like a rock concert, like it's just
you have to see it. It's so well done. And Nate,
I thought of you the whole time because you love
stuff like that. Again, it's called a Dead Outlaw on
Broadway and it is. It's amazing. You definitely want to
see it. And Andrew Durant, I remember him from Shocks.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Oh, yes you do. He's a cutie. He's great.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
He's also yes, so go see it.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Excellent. Thank you, Dead Outlaw, Dead Outlaw. All right, producers, Sam,
you're up.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
It is one of my favorite times of year because
I'm always cold. I love that it's warming up. But
I also kind of dread this season. Word to the
wise everyone, it is baby bird season approaching, and this
is when last year I think I had like six
birds I took to the and a possum baby. It's time.
So look around if you see something on the floor.
Kandi and I found a.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Bat last year.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Especially if you're in like a sub this city area
like us. Maybe keep your eyes peeled because mama birds
might need a hand. And there are sanctuaries everywhere.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Very good.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
See what you could do?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You are the bird lover.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
I love birds.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Hey, Froggy, what's up?
Speaker 5 (03:12):
So guys, and girls are so different. So like we
go on the you have like a boys trip. Whatever
you like, go there, you plan it and you do
it all when you're there. Lisa and Danielle are going
to Disney World for one day next week. There have
been conference calls, telephone calls. I mean, every single second
of this trip is planned to the minute of what
(03:33):
they're doing.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
The Helvius will understand this because when you only have
a certain amount of time in Walt Disney World, you
want to make every second count.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Oh no, absolutely, yeah, thank you have to plot it out,
thank you, sat on things can get it. I get it.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
It's been it's been a lot, and the trip's the
little week away. So how many of our calls we
got Danielle a lot?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Goodbye? No, yeah, I don't blame you. It's Disney World.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
It deserves all the time you can give it. It
is Hey, Gondy Hello.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
I realized today that I don't take our advice the
way I think we should so or I should. Actually
we always talk about go a different way to work
or coming home, talk to people, get to know them well.
One of the coffee machines here is broken, and this
morning the difference just threw my whole day off. Everybody
was in the little coffee area at the same time.
I didn't want to talk to anyone. I didn't want
(04:21):
I tried to go a different way to get away
from people. Yeah, it didn't work out well for me,
and I feel like it's through my whole morning off.
And then I thought, what a hypocrite I sit here
saying you should do all these things. And I tried
it today and it drove me insane.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I hated it.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I will try again tomorrow. They're all in your way.
There are people using a coffee machine and.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Then approaching and talk about why didn't you text me back?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
It was just too much. It was too much, all right, Well, yeah,
you've done nothing wrong. I wish they they should do
something different today and go like to another floor get
their coffee. I agree.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Can we put up a.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Steah absolutely get out of there?
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
But I'm maybe I'm reading into this a little bit
too much, but maybe not. I got into my ooper
yesterday and I like I was being age profiled.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Because he was playing some hip hop.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
Music, which I was. I get into the cab, I'm like, oh,
this is awesome. All of a sudden, he just changed
it to the eighties channel, assuming, Oh, here's an older guy.
He doesn't like my music and he wants you. I
didn't want to hear the eighties music.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
It doesn't they called it the hip hop music.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
He had a hip hop station on Current hip Hop,
which I love, and I was like, oh, this guy's cool.
He's playing hip wait here comes girls just want to
have fun? I love that by Cindy Lawler. Yeah no,
we don't want the old guy listening to the rap.
I don't know if uber drivers actually changed the station
actively for people because they are based on their age
and their looks.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Okay, so okay, maybe word profiled in an incorrect way,
but at least he's trying to please you in his mind.
He made me angry. I don't want to hear eighties music.
I want to hear it, okay, A right, right?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
What if this could be crazy? It had nothing to
do with you and he just wanted to hear a
different song, which is probably the case.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
That's what I'm saying overthinking this.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Listen to hip hop and then scary gets it and
you play M. Lewis and English. I want to see
you know you love that song. Scary.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You just don't walk like an Egyptian poesy.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
We should play some Bengals. Let's get in there to uh, Scotty.
Scotty be our special guest on around the room. So special,
so special. What's going on? You know?
Speaker 8 (06:32):
Just reminding you to try new things in your life.
As I approach fifty, I all of a sudden have
started doing runs all the time. I mean, I'm very
overweight and out of shape, but I'll do a five
K every month now and it actually makes me feel
like I've accomplished something. So I always thought runners were stupid,
like why we're running?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Idiot? You know, But my god, that's great, you know.
Speaker 8 (06:54):
But I have someone in my life that has gotten
me into it, and I think it's actually really cool
and I love doing it. I mean, this will be
my sixth one that I'm doing this weekend. I love that, Scotty.
And first of all, you're not grossly overweight and you're
not out of shape.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
That might be mi is a little high.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Okay, Well, Scotty, you've also become a farm hand, so
you're learning.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Oh you, I'm a farmer now. Did you meet her
on that Farmer's dating site Farmers Only. Yeah, that's right.
I caught its great, that's so cool. I drove a
tractor this weekend, did you. Yeah. It wasn't a John
Dere was a Ford, but I still drove one. That's okay.
Tractors attractors. Wow, Scott are.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
You getting your tattoo ideas together? Because you said you
were going to get one when you turn fifteen.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
I still want to get the one here with my
daughter's names. I just need to get a good design
that my daughter's approved. That's the thing. My daughters need
to approve it.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
Okay, you got to get on it. I know we
can book this.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I know it reached out to them. Everyone's in.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
It's coming.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
So if you get one, I'll get one. Okay. Can
we do it together? No? No, I'll get one into
that too fast. I'm sorry. Let me think. Let me
think about that now. But what's gonna happen. I'm telling
you they're gonna do it.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
It's gonna go stop and I'm just gonna a line
and that's it.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Okay, that's that's the one line at the time. As
they say, Scotty, be our special guest.