Can't Get a Ride to the Cruise

Garrett helps Nicole phone tap her parents by pretending to be from a car service, telling them they’re not getting a ride to the cruise ship.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Tap into the phone tap. All right, all right, Garrett,
let's see what you got here. Nicole wants to play
a phone tap on her mom and dad. Now, Nicole's
parents are leaving for a European cruise in just a
few hours when I place this call. So I'm going
to start the call to Nicole's mom, Teresa, from the
car service company that's coming to pick her up for
the cruise, her and her dad, and then to let
her know that I'm not going to be able to

(00:24):
pick her up on time. Oh no, no, no, she has
to catch her her travel stuff. I mean, you can't
do this. She will eventually, but first we do a
phone tap. See what happened to Garrett's phone tap? Hello, Hi,
is there Teresa or an Anthony Banoxa at home?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
This is Teresa. What do you need. I'm very busy.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
My name is Todd. I'm supposed to be picking you
up in the next hour to bring you to the port. Yeah,
I can't get my car started and it seems to
have a little bit of a flat is two hours okay?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
No, it's not okay. So that's the whole point of
scheduling something like this, I need you here within thirty minutes,
with traveling out of town, with.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Going it, is there another boat that goes out or something.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Is wrong with you? A cruise leads There isn't a
second cruise. They're not going to line up some gamy
for us to row and catch up. Where's Frank?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Frank actually called out sick today, so I'm picking up
some of his extra shifts that he had.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I want to know what Frank is. I paid you
guys in.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
The dance, so you can't get a later boat?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
What is wrong with you? You can't hear it. It's
a European cruise. It's not like a subway train. There's
not gonna be another one coming down the track. I'm
going to talk to your boss, and the heads are
gonna roll. Let me tell you. You should be behind
the wheel right now coming to get me.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Could you come maybe give me a ride and then
I can take your car and then bring it back
to your house.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh my god, what.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
The fuck is wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
You know what? This conversation is over? Show your job?
Oh up, be a man? Hello? Hello? Are you there?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
You call you there? I just have up on your mom.
All right, let's call back your parents' house. Just push
their butts for a couple of seconds, then let them
know it's all a joke. All right, okay, all right,
hold on.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Hello, what's going on? Hey? Where are you right now?
I'm at work. Okay, we got a situation here. I
need you to come get us. Song is everything? Okay?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Everything's wrong.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
The car didn't show up. We got to get out
of here. We're going to miss the boat. I need
you to come get us to the boat. Yeah. Well,
I can't leave work. They reave works now we need
to ride to the cruise. It's leaving. Mom, Just calm down.
I can't actually leave work right now. So tell them
your grandmother died. Tell them you need to leave work now.
You don't understand how to take care of your parents.

(02:51):
I'm not gonna lie about Nana and say that she's
dead just so that I can come get you. Mom.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I have to go.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Oh now, you can't lie your entire year being sixteen? Lot, Hey, mommie,
taken uber take now. I no like to get into
a car with a stranger. You pick me up. I
cannot leave work right now. Oh, all right. I'm just
get in the car with Ted Bundy. You can find
me behind a dumb show. Would that make it happy?
I'm not getting out sober Bruce. He's up right now.

(03:18):
We can give you a ride. Always up right now.
When he said about two gen atomic tids, you want
to get a CUI on the way to the cruise ship,
I'm not driving with Uncle Bruce this car.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
And I'm like, hey, Teresa, who are you? Teresa? My
name is Garrett from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
And you just got phone text? Are you kidding me?
Kidding me?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
This is what you've done? It two hours before I
leave up vacation. I'm telling you, kid, kill.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
You meet Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
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Speaker 2 (03:56):
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Speaker 1 (04:01):
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