Confiscating your Beach House

A girl phone taps her beach house mate telling her the owner of the house (played by Skeery), is angry and wants to terminate their summer lease.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. Scary, it's your
phone tap, tell me all about it.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
So Joe wants to play a phone tap on her
summer housemate Nikki. They rented a beach house through a
realtor under Nicky's name and have gotten several noise complaints
and tickets from the town for drinking in the street.
So I'm gonna pretend to be the actual owner of
the house. Uh in a bit, and I'm gonna mess
with Nicky. But first Joe starts to call. All right,
let's listen to Scary's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Hello, Hey, suck Hi. So I've been getting these calls
from Alan. Do you know Alan?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
No?

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Was that the owner of the house?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
What is it he is?

Speaker 4 (00:40):
He's saying that like we're throwing too many parties and
we're like too loud, and of course the.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Story parties at the beach house.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
He's saying, we're gonna get kicked out and stuff.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Are you kidding me? What the hell is he saying?

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Remember the guy you brought over who was like peeing
off the balcony, Like.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I can't control the people that are going to be there.
That is what happens on the shore. That's stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Already got three tickets from the rent a cops.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yes, so like, look, I'm not even real cops. Okay,
scam by the city streak and maake back the money.
We're not going to get in trouble. Okay, we're just
paying the town a few dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Fine, Well, listen, it's not just the rented cops too.
The neighbors have been complaining about us. Waterbidge's just spilling
up because nobody's cleaned.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Okay, Well, I don't give a shit about the neighbors
because they knew what they were getting into when they
bought the houses around us. It's a beach town and
there would not be a town if we didn't sprint
there in the summer.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Oh my god, Nikki, he's calling me again, like again
for it. No, hang on, just I'm gonna put him
throw on the mine because I just wanted to calling me.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Hang on, hang on you, I'm gonna kill you.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Hello, Hello, hey Ellen, I have Nikki on the phone. Also,
she's the one that's on there.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
That's you. Yeah, Hi, Hi, how are you. I'm the
owner of the house.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Okay, Hi, Yeah, Hi, how are you? I'm fine. I
mean like I'm kind of like, why are you calling
my way?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I'm like, fun, like what's going on? Like what kind
of brothel are you running over there?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Brothel?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
I'm hearing things from the neighbors on either side of
me that you would have fifteen twenty people in the
house at a time.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, we're having parties for the beach house. And it's
the summer.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
First of all, you're playing beer pong and flip cop Yeah,
and it's kind of over the property lines. The second
you step foot on a sidewalk, you're putting yourselves in jeopardy,
and you're putting my property in jeopardy.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
You would even afford this house if we were bracing
it from you this summer. Okay, I know you only
have this house. You can like have like affairs on
your wife or something. So I will feel like talking
to me about what goes on in this house because
I know what you do, okay, And.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I know what you do too.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
And somebody threw a bottle of fireball down the sidewalk
last weekend.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Who was that? I don't know who took over my barbecue?

Speaker 4 (02:46):
How do you even know about that.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Well, that's it. You're done. You're out. You're all of
you are out. Don't come back.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
You can't do that. I will get a lawyer.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
There is no lawyer. It's my house. I own it.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, you signed a contract giving it over to me
for the summer. Is that crap I did?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
But contracts are made to be broken, just like bottles
of fireball on the sidewalk. Oh yeah, okay, I'll tell
you what's bulls The fact that you decided to section
off the three bedrooms and make it seven bedrooms.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
We took down those walls, so that's not even an
issue anymore.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Oh no, guess what.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
I'm standing in the house right now, and the walls
are still up right now.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Okay, No, I'm walking through the.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Living room right now. I'm gonna see what's over here.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Right now.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Oh marijuana.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Oh you guys like to smoke the wacky tobacci huh.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Let me take some pictures here exhibit A.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I'm gonna call them right now and tell them next
door you're gonna get trouble.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Okay, okay, hold on a second, which bedroom is yours?
Let me find out here.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
I'm not gonna tell you.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Here's a draw of condoms. I'm building a case. I
hope you just enjoyed being phone tapped, Nicky, does it scary?
Jones from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
I'm so sorry, but that was hilarious the Elvis Duran
phone tap.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all of participates.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show