Dad Secretly Goes to Strip Clubs

Garrett does a reverse phone tap and helps a dad phone tap his daughter - who thinks she’s playing a phone tap on him- but instead he reveals something to her that catches her off guard and ultimately she’s the one who is tricked. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone
tap Garrett. Yes, Garrett, you're a good American. I appreciate
that you've got good phone taps. What are you doing today?
So this is what we call a reverse phone tab.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Now.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
It started off with Bella emailing us and submitting an
idea saying, Hey, I want to play a phone tap
on my dad Dan about our family dog.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
I said, that's cute.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
But let me call up Dad behind her back and say, hey,
your daughter wants to play a phone tap on you.
I think it would be funny if we really phone
tap your daughter, Bella. That's gonna happen. We're gonna start
the call to Dan. We're going to play along. He's
gonna play along, and then all help breaks.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
This is awful. You do this time is a bad idea?
Hello Dan, this is Todd. I have your dog duty.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Where are you gonna have my dog? Well?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Your dog showed up at my business this morning when
I pulled into work, and it's been hanging out with us.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
A damn it, the door, let the gate open again?
All right? Where are you? What's what's the business?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
I work over at laces On here if not.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
The other tonight. I know where that is.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Oh great, you're familiar with it.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Great. By the way, is Crystal works?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I could check this schedule. I'm not very sure about
the girl's schedule, but hey, you give.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Me one favorite. I'm suck at work now, okay, but
but I'm looking to get out tonight anyway, So could
you hold the dog for tonight and I'll come by
and you'll get a laugh here. Go on there, scare
if we have to stop, Hello, there's somebody else on
the line. We need to have this right now. All right,
what are you doing? Stop talking? You need a hang up?
What are you doing on the phone? Blla? Hang up?

(01:35):
We will talk later, Bella.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Just let me know if I could be of any help.
All right, okay, nice, all right, Dan, I hung up.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
On Are you there? I think we kind of freaked
her out a little. All right, let's it's.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Gonna get It's gotta get good. Hold on, Hold on
on my.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Phone right now, perfect, listen.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
I need you to three way the call in and
record it on this end. Try to push your buttons
just a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
All right, No, hold us, hold up, it's the matter
with you. What is the matter with you? You're disgusting.
Why does it matter when you're going to like strip clubs?
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
You're like talking about getting lack dances and like doing
the strip club.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
No, no, no, you miss her. I literally just talked
to you on the phone. I heard exactly what you take.
I went, you know, a couple of years ago with
some guys have to work. And how long have you
been going I'd say at least a couple of times
a week for a couple of years. Oh my god,
you're girls a ball and we watched the ball games
and this, you know, some other entertainment, a lot of

(02:33):
big dear, why are you going to the strip club?
Not a strip club? It's a gentleman's club. A lot
did gentlemen go there? It's like denial, Like tell he
does mom know about this? Does mom know? Here's kind
of a funny thing. She play on my credit card
statement a couple of months ago, and I thought she
was gonna be really pissed at me, but she's actually

(02:55):
come into it. She goes with me sometimes. What you know,
when we said we're going to movies, yeah, we're at
the strip clubs. I'm like, dramatize right now? Is that member?
When I want to know if you want to come
to church with us and you said no, Yeah, we
didn't go to church. We were at strip clubs. Oh
my god, let me tell you she's a three s.

(03:17):
We're so happy and love you like like we used
to be. I don't want to hear this.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Hey Bella, let's garret, what are you doing on the phone.
You wanted to play a phone tap on your dad?
We actually played a phone.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Tap on you.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh my god, so all that was not real? No
good to strip club. Be Let me go to the
strip club? Are you carry either way? Show? Grossed out
right now