Daddy's Girl Isn't Going on Her Vacation

Skeery pretends he’s from the passport office and helps a dad phone tap his bratty daughter as the bearer of bad news- that she’s not going on her vacation.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Elvis Duran. Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hi, scary, what's your phone tap about today?

Speaker 3 (00:05):
So Elizabeth always does things at the last minute. She's
got a Bahamas trip coming up really soon and had
applied for her passport if it hasn't gotten it back yet,
so her dad wants to teach her a lesson about
waiting for the last minute to get things done. I'm
going to be calling the Passport office phone tapping, Elizabeth.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Let's go. This is Ron Harrington with the Passport Authority.
How are you doing today?

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
How are you very good? I'm calling actually to cancel
the appointment that you have with us at noon tomorrow
because we're overbooked.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
Okay, I'm leaving in two weeks to the Bahamas and
I need my passport.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
If you decided last minute to do this, then maybe
you could just decide last minute not to go to
I mean, it couldn't have been that important, right, I know.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
It is pretty important. Actually it's for it's for my sister's.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
What I well, I guess just send her a nice
gift in place of you going christ simple. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
I'm trying driving and stuff, so I have to figure
out what the next step is all.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Right then, thank you you there.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, all right, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Gonna readal, you're gonna talk, we're gonna listen in okay.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
Okay, all right, hey, what's up? Fun?

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Nothing. I'm like the Tanceport agency guy just paused me.
He's the biggest.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
He canceled my appointment.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
You can't go.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
I tried calling you, but Dad.

Speaker 6 (01:28):
I'm like, no, I'm going on this trip.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Like I'm not gonna cancel my vacation.

Speaker 6 (01:33):
I'm not feeling it, absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
I'm not missing out on it because they're backed up.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
There's no other service can get for you.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
I got. I'm trying. I'm lost right now.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
I'm trying to find.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
This this flover second so I could go.

Speaker 6 (01:53):
Ho, I'm gonna really flip out of four seconds. This
is so ridiculous, I know, but I was trying to
help you to get understand.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
All right, Proberly you're trying to get this guy out
on the lines your pissport. You will ever talk to you?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Hold on, Ron Harrington, Yeah, I can. How you do it.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
My name is Frank Marchell. You spoke to my daughter.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Earlier reference to canceling her appointment. I have her on
the line, Miss Marciana, let me ask you this, Why
were you delinquent in getting your passport in the first place?

Speaker 4 (02:32):
You excuse me, you don't have no place to call
me out of my responsibilities.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Wait, why don't you wait till the day before your
flight to get your passport?

Speaker 4 (02:44):
I want to say, because you spect human being as
I'm that.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
You're a human brats doll, that's what you are.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Honestly, where is your office, bro? Where is your office?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
You're calling me bro? You're calling me bro.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Personally. I want to see you personally, and I was
just ye with you personally.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
I don't like your snarky little attitude there, Miss Thing. Yes,
I am kidding you. Your dad is phone tapping you. Hey, Elizabeth,
it's scary Jones from the Elvis Duran Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Elvis Duran's phone Tap.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show