January 8, 2026 • 7 mins
Our listener Kat (like meow) guesses these joy germs!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Let's play a game with Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,
Cat is calling in from Lancaster, PA. Ready to play.
She wants to identify the joy Germs. Hi, Cat, welcome
to Thursday. How are you feeling?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
You're good? Believe it's cat like me?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
How I thought? That's what I said. Okay, this is
gonna be interesting. Well, so, Kat, how was your holiday?
Are you satisfied? Are you ready to get on with
the ear or do you need more holiday? Do we
need to reverse the hands of time?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Oh no, I am so ready to get on with
the y Okay, me too.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Eerie, I was totally sick.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Don't believe the contagious basically contagious.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
But now you're feeling better, all right? Cat?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
These songs are guaranteed to produce joy germs, the joy
germ song, songs that make you feel good. Yes, and
there's you know, gosh and going back to the history
of music, I'm sure you can find millions of these,
but God he found ten of them. If a joy
Germs song does not end up on this list of ten,
(01:11):
don't get mad. Understand it's only ten. You know people
get mad sometimes, Cat, Well, you know it's not gonna happen?
All right, Scary, do we have some of those wipes
to wipe down the furniture here today? All right, here
we go, Joy Germs, let me hit this for you?
Song number one? What is there? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
What is it? Excellent? I forgot to ask? Do you
have to do a title and artists? All right? Dancing queen?
Does that make you feel good? Dancing queen? All right?
It makes us want to dance? Make Scary want to
blow his nose? All right? All right, all right, Cat,
(02:02):
you're one, you're one in let's see. Uh what song
this time? I'm just speaking depends on my very nice?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Song?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Makes you feel good? What is it?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I know it's Natasha Baddingfield unwritten?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yes, I love this one. All right, you're doing really well?
I love this song. Joy Germ number three? Remember that
I know Florence from the Machine Dog days are over? Yeah,
(02:45):
what a great song.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
All right, we're three in and I've been a good
bo Can we just stop here? This is no there's more, Cat, Cat,
you're on a roll.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
We love you. Here is Joy Germs song number four.
That's an old one. What is that? I can see
clearly now? Yes? Yes, Rain.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Wow you are all over the map here, Gandhi, these
are great U Okay, this could be a challenge for
some It's one of my favorites.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I could tag.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Oh, I know it's clean.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Don't stop me now, Oh my god, karaoke for me?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Right, all right, cat, this could be one of the
ultimate of all joy germ song? What is it?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
What is it? September? Alright? All right, see, so we
just did. We just got the joy germs?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
What about walk out?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I know it's Lizzo. Jun't knows I know the name
of it.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I want to say, like, hands up or something.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Keep singing, keep singing it. Let me give it to
you something.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Hold on, oh god, oh my god, like computer, my computers,
all this so I can hear it.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Hold on okay, but let okay, Let'm trying to find
hold on my joy germ.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
We just lost my joy germ. All right, here, walk out?
That's good?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I don't know the name of it.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I just know anyone in the room other than Gandhi,
I never know the names of them.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Really that that is good as hell? All right? All right,
But you got Lizo, so that's good in there, all right,
here's another joy durn what is that you do that
one one more time? Oh my god, my computer, you
(05:41):
might get that. I don't think I know that one.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, anyone in the room, Jerry about the top of
the world. Okay, we'll give you a very very universal
joy germ song.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
This local winter.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Yes, all right, okay, I about one more.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
You're doing very well, Kat, Here we go. Here's one
more for you, complete sway.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
What what is that, Beyonce? Yes, mm hmm, I love it.
More time?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Please complete sway?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yes, you know we got the answer for you.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
That's love on top of great song. You definitely got
the germ. I mean you got what eight out of ten?
Is that what you got?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
That's great? Cats, you did so well. Transitions absolutely, come
on street eight. Take care of our cat. Such low standards,
you super exceeded them. So we're gonna give you the
full Elvis Durant apparel line. And it's on the way
thanks to having.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Secret you know.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
There you go. Cat.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
What's your day about today other than sitting by the
mailbox waiting for your your your your line to show up?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Like, what are you doing today? What's your day all about?
I do payroll super fun.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Well I think we all agree. Whoever does payroll as
our friend you have with you No, we love you Cat,
have a great day. Thanks for listening to us.
Let's play a game with Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,
Cat is calling in from Lancaster, PA. Ready to play.
She wants to identify the joy Germs. Hi, Cat, welcome
to Thursday. How are you feeling?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
You're good? Believe it's cat like me?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
How I thought? That's what I said. Okay, this is
gonna be interesting. Well, so, Kat, how was your holiday?
Are you satisfied? Are you ready to get on with
the ear or do you need more holiday? Do we
need to reverse the hands of time?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Oh no, I am so ready to get on with
the y Okay, me too.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Eerie, I was totally sick.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Don't believe the contagious basically contagious.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
But now you're feeling better, all right? Cat?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
These songs are guaranteed to produce joy germs, the joy
germ song, songs that make you feel good. Yes, and
there's you know, gosh and going back to the history
of music, I'm sure you can find millions of these,
but God he found ten of them. If a joy
Germs song does not end up on this list of ten,
(01:11):
don't get mad. Understand it's only ten. You know people
get mad sometimes, Cat, Well, you know it's not gonna happen?
All right, Scary, do we have some of those wipes
to wipe down the furniture here today? All right, here
we go, Joy Germs, let me hit this for you?
Song number one? What is there? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
What is it? Excellent? I forgot to ask? Do you
have to do a title and artists? All right? Dancing queen?
Does that make you feel good? Dancing queen? All right?
It makes us want to dance? Make Scary want to
blow his nose? All right? All right, all right, Cat,
(02:02):
you're one, you're one in let's see. Uh what song
this time? I'm just speaking depends on my very nice?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Song?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Makes you feel good? What is it?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I know it's Natasha Baddingfield unwritten?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yes, I love this one. All right, you're doing really well?
I love this song. Joy Germ number three? Remember that
I know Florence from the Machine Dog days are over? Yeah,
(02:45):
what a great song.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
All right, we're three in and I've been a good
bo Can we just stop here? This is no there's more, Cat, Cat,
you're on a roll.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
We love you. Here is Joy Germs song number four.
That's an old one. What is that? I can see
clearly now? Yes? Yes, Rain.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Wow you are all over the map here, Gandhi, these
are great U Okay, this could be a challenge for
some It's one of my favorites.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I could tag.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Oh, I know it's clean.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Don't stop me now, Oh my god, karaoke for me?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Right, all right, cat, this could be one of the
ultimate of all joy germ song? What is it?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
What is it? September? Alright? All right, see, so we
just did. We just got the joy germs?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
What about walk out?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I know it's Lizzo. Jun't knows I know the name
of it.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I want to say, like, hands up or something.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Keep singing, keep singing it. Let me give it to
you something.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Hold on, oh god, oh my god, like computer, my computers,
all this so I can hear it.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Hold on okay, but let okay, Let'm trying to find
hold on my joy germ.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
We just lost my joy germ. All right, here, walk out?
That's good?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I don't know the name of it.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I just know anyone in the room other than Gandhi,
I never know the names of them.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Really that that is good as hell? All right? All right,
But you got Lizo, so that's good in there, all right,
here's another joy durn what is that you do that
one one more time? Oh my god, my computer, you
(05:41):
might get that. I don't think I know that one.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, anyone in the room, Jerry about the top of
the world. Okay, we'll give you a very very universal
joy germ song.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
This local winter.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Yes, all right, okay, I about one more.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
You're doing very well, Kat, Here we go. Here's one
more for you, complete sway.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
What what is that, Beyonce? Yes, mm hmm, I love it.
More time?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Please complete sway?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yes, you know we got the answer for you.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
That's love on top of great song. You definitely got
the germ. I mean you got what eight out of ten?
Is that what you got?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
That's great? Cats, you did so well. Transitions absolutely, come
on street eight. Take care of our cat. Such low standards,
you super exceeded them. So we're gonna give you the
full Elvis Durant apparel line. And it's on the way
thanks to having.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Secret you know.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
There you go. Cat.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
What's your day about today other than sitting by the
mailbox waiting for your your your your line to show up?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Like, what are you doing today? What's your day all about?
I do payroll super fun.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Well I think we all agree. Whoever does payroll as
our friend you have with you No, we love you Cat,
have a great day. Thanks for listening to us.
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