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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Let's play a game with Elvis Duran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
If you have a match game ready to guess match
the stars couldn't find any stars, so we'll have to
do Welcome to match game. Here's your host. Here are
you hosting? Here's your host? Me yay yay me. I'm
(00:31):
so fabulous. Let's go meet our contestants. Shall we start
with Scott Hi? Scott? Hey, Well, you know I'm doing
better now that I hear your golden voice from Beautiful
Yellow Springs, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
What do you do Scott when you're not on the
radio winning glamorous prizes?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Oh? I do the fun job of mapping. I do
g I S so my map utility lines.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
That sounds pretty awesome. Now, so you get some kind
of dry around on your own and working out of
your car and stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
No, people send me things that they do like on
a on paper or in cat and I and I
map it into a GIS system. Interesting.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
So if you wanted to, you could really wreak some
havoc based on how you map things. You could lie,
you know.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Typical, you can move, you can move buildings. Yeah, I'm
driving down the road.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
How that's your that's your first thought.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
That's Gandhi on a cracker. I'm driving down. I'm driving
down the road that Scott mapped me and I ended
up in the ocean because of Gandhi. Well, okay, Scott,
you are contestant number one, and uh, let's see how
do you do? Push this button twice? Is it read?
Is it right? Yes? Purple purple? Now we go talk
to Lauren from beautiful Lancaster, Pennsylvania. How are you doing
(01:50):
out in Lancaster today? Lauren? Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'm doing well.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
All about yourself, I'm doing great. Now your friend Scott
on the other line, he is a mapper guy. Now,
what do you do? I played with tea for a
living teats te I work in. I was seeing like
utters on it, you know, I think.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I mean it is Amish country, so you never know.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh my god. If you play with the teats you
can make a shoe fly pie out there in Lancaster anyway,
So you know what, Scott, Lauren, which one of you
should go first? Fight it out?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Scot? Let's Scott go first. You can you know, prep
me for the game so I.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Can get my wet Okay, here we go, Scott, you
ready to go.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I'm ready all right.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Don't answer out loud. Think about your answer while the
stars right down their answers. Okay, So, Craig the Crooner said,
you know, I don't like singing for old people. At
my last performance of ninety seven year old lady threw
her blank on stage. All right, think about that? Right
down your answer, stars makes you draw a dirty picture. Yep.
(03:02):
Craig the Crooner says, I don't like singing for old people.
A ninety seven year old lady through her blank upon
the stage. This is not the decision making music's when
writing down their answer, Lauren, you don't have to write
an answer.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
You're good?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Are you ready to go?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
All right, hey scout, it's time for an answer. Crag
the Crooner said, I don't like singing for old people.
At my last performance of ninety seven year old dady
threw her blank on the stage. What say you.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I'm going to say, because Lauren's on the phone teeth.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, you didn't say be very clear. You didn't say tea.
You said tea, all right, Danielle. Crag the crooner says
aiden't like singing for old people. Last time he did
a show, a ninety seven year old through her blank
on the stage. I said, that works all right? Wow,
(04:00):
how about you there, Nate Craig the crooner, I don't
like to sing for old people. Last time he did
a show a ninety seven year old lady through her
blank on stage. I said, Walker, Walker, beware of lying.
Walker's all right? Not a match, right, but you got
one still, Hey, Scary Craig the cruner says, no, not
(04:22):
singing for old people anymore. My last performance, the ninety
seven year old lady through her blank on stage colostomy
bag actually crossed my line. Scary, you're not the only one, okay,
what a mess? Clean up on Aisle four God Craig
(04:42):
says he's not going to sing for old people because
the ninety seven year old lady threw her blank on
the stage.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I said, adult diaper okay, not quite panties okay.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
But last we have one match? What about you, Froggy.
Craig the crouner says he's not going to sing for
old people because the old lady through a blank on
the stage. I too, a flying pooh colosity, right, look, Scott,
To be honest, getting one match is pretty good in
this game, so I guess. Hold on, Lauren, are you
ready to go? Drop that?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I like that one. That's exactly what I would have said.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Okay, there you go. I like this. This is like
Argentina and Spain getting along. All right, all right, here
we go. This is for you, Lauren. Frustrated, Freda said
to the psychiatrist doctor, my husband thinks he's a cow.
Yesterday at the dinner table, he started blanking. All right, Oh,
think about it, don't answer yet. Freda is frustrated because
(05:42):
she thinks her husband thinks he's a cow, and yesterday
at the dinner table, he started blanking. All right, got
your answers written down? All right, we'll start with you again, Danielle, Danielle, Lauren, No, no, yeah, Lauren,
what is your answer? Freda said to the psychiatrist doctor,
(06:04):
my husband thinks he's a cow, because yesterday at the
dinner table, he started blanking. What is your answer?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I'm gonna go with the obvious of mooing moving all.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Right, all right, Danielle, Freda thinks her husband's a cow.
At the dinner table he started blanking. I went with
the obvious as well, I said, I didn't go for
the funny today, Elvis, I went for the obvious today.
I think be kind of funny if my husband started
moving at the table. Hey straight, Nate, Freda says, no, no, no,
(06:34):
my doctor, my doctor, please listen to me. My husband
thinks he's a cow. Yesterday at the dinner table, he
started blanking, chewing his cut. What's the cut cut for
dinner again? We're having cut again? Grows stuff in their mouth,
speaking of Gros, stuff in the mouth. It's scary. Freda says,
(06:58):
I think my husband thinks he's a cow. Yesterday at
the dinner table, he started blanking, milking, milking, moving along, Lauren.
So far one match thanks to Danielle. Hey no one?
(07:19):
Uh gandhi Yeah. Freda says she thinks her husband thinks
he's a cow. Yesterday at the dinner table, he started blanking.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You're not gonna believe this, Nate, Nice are the same thing?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Chewing time? Dinner table? God? What about you? Froggy?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Frida thinks her husband's lost it. He thinks he's a
cow because he's blanking at the table moving. Wow, Scott,
she won by one. I know, I know?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
O God again your answer?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
There you go. You're so nice. I like that, Lauren,
you really really have that. You have that Lancaster, Pennsylvania feel.
I love that. Hey, what do you have for our friend, Lauren? Well,
you know what, they're both winners. We're gonna send you
both walking away with the Elvis dran in the Morning Show. Hoodie.
How about that? Look at that, you're both hoody for
good going. Scott, thank you, you get a you get
(08:20):
a trophy just for showing up. You're a great Scott,
have a great day mapping the world, and thank you
for listening to us, both of be a hold on
one second and there you go. Match game that's okay.
Almost as exciting as the game yesterday.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
There was a comeback win at the very end.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
There really was
Let's play a game with Elvis Duran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
If you have a match game ready to guess match
the stars couldn't find any stars, so we'll have to
do Welcome to match game. Here's your host. Here are
you hosting? Here's your host? Me yay yay me. I'm
(00:31):
so fabulous. Let's go meet our contestants. Shall we start
with Scott Hi? Scott? Hey, Well, you know I'm doing
better now that I hear your golden voice from Beautiful
Yellow Springs, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
What do you do Scott when you're not on the
radio winning glamorous prizes?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Oh? I do the fun job of mapping. I do
g I S so my map utility lines.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
That sounds pretty awesome. Now, so you get some kind
of dry around on your own and working out of
your car and stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
No, people send me things that they do like on
a on paper or in cat and I and I
map it into a GIS system. Interesting.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
So if you wanted to, you could really wreak some
havoc based on how you map things. You could lie,
you know.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Typical, you can move, you can move buildings. Yeah, I'm
driving down the road.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
How that's your that's your first thought.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
That's Gandhi on a cracker. I'm driving down. I'm driving
down the road that Scott mapped me and I ended
up in the ocean because of Gandhi. Well, okay, Scott,
you are contestant number one, and uh, let's see how
do you do? Push this button twice? Is it read?
Is it right? Yes? Purple purple? Now we go talk
to Lauren from beautiful Lancaster, Pennsylvania. How are you doing
(01:50):
out in Lancaster today? Lauren? Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'm doing well.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
All about yourself, I'm doing great. Now your friend Scott
on the other line, he is a mapper guy. Now,
what do you do? I played with tea for a
living teats te I work in. I was seeing like
utters on it, you know, I think.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I mean it is Amish country, so you never know.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh my god. If you play with the teats you
can make a shoe fly pie out there in Lancaster anyway,
So you know what, Scott, Lauren, which one of you
should go first? Fight it out?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Scot? Let's Scott go first. You can you know, prep
me for the game so I.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Can get my wet Okay, here we go, Scott, you
ready to go.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I'm ready all right.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Don't answer out loud. Think about your answer while the
stars right down their answers. Okay, So, Craig the Crooner said,
you know, I don't like singing for old people. At
my last performance of ninety seven year old lady threw
her blank on stage. All right, think about that? Right
down your answer, stars makes you draw a dirty picture. Yep.
(03:02):
Craig the Crooner says, I don't like singing for old people.
A ninety seven year old lady through her blank upon
the stage. This is not the decision making music's when
writing down their answer, Lauren, you don't have to write
an answer.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
You're good?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Are you ready to go?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
All right, hey scout, it's time for an answer. Crag
the Crooner said, I don't like singing for old people.
At my last performance of ninety seven year old dady
threw her blank on the stage. What say you.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I'm going to say, because Lauren's on the phone teeth.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, you didn't say be very clear. You didn't say tea.
You said tea, all right, Danielle. Crag the crooner says
aiden't like singing for old people. Last time he did
a show, a ninety seven year old through her blank
on the stage. I said, that works all right? Wow,
(04:00):
how about you there, Nate Craig the crooner, I don't
like to sing for old people. Last time he did
a show a ninety seven year old lady through her
blank on stage. I said, Walker, Walker, beware of lying.
Walker's all right? Not a match, right, but you got
one still, Hey, Scary Craig the cruner says, no, not
(04:22):
singing for old people anymore. My last performance, the ninety
seven year old lady through her blank on stage colostomy
bag actually crossed my line. Scary, you're not the only one, okay,
what a mess? Clean up on Aisle four God Craig
(04:42):
says he's not going to sing for old people because
the ninety seven year old lady threw her blank on
the stage.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I said, adult diaper okay, not quite panties okay.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
But last we have one match? What about you, Froggy.
Craig the crouner says he's not going to sing for
old people because the old lady through a blank on
the stage. I too, a flying pooh colosity, right, look, Scott,
To be honest, getting one match is pretty good in
this game, so I guess. Hold on, Lauren, are you
ready to go? Drop that?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I like that one. That's exactly what I would have said.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Okay, there you go. I like this. This is like
Argentina and Spain getting along. All right, all right, here
we go. This is for you, Lauren. Frustrated, Freda said
to the psychiatrist doctor, my husband thinks he's a cow.
Yesterday at the dinner table, he started blanking. All right, Oh,
think about it, don't answer yet. Freda is frustrated because
(05:42):
she thinks her husband thinks he's a cow, and yesterday
at the dinner table, he started blanking. All right, got
your answers written down? All right, we'll start with you again, Danielle, Danielle, Lauren, No, no, yeah, Lauren,
what is your answer? Freda said to the psychiatrist doctor,
(06:04):
my husband thinks he's a cow, because yesterday at the
dinner table, he started blanking. What is your answer?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I'm gonna go with the obvious of mooing moving all.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Right, all right, Danielle, Freda thinks her husband's a cow.
At the dinner table he started blanking. I went with
the obvious as well, I said, I didn't go for
the funny today, Elvis, I went for the obvious today.
I think be kind of funny if my husband started
moving at the table. Hey straight, Nate, Freda says, no, no, no,
(06:34):
my doctor, my doctor, please listen to me. My husband
thinks he's a cow. Yesterday at the dinner table, he
started blanking, chewing his cut. What's the cut cut for
dinner again? We're having cut again? Grows stuff in their mouth,
speaking of Gros, stuff in the mouth. It's scary. Freda says,
(06:58):
I think my husband thinks he's a cow. Yesterday at
the dinner table, he started blanking, milking, milking, moving along, Lauren.
So far one match thanks to Danielle. Hey no one?
(07:19):
Uh gandhi Yeah. Freda says she thinks her husband thinks
he's a cow. Yesterday at the dinner table, he started blanking.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You're not gonna believe this, Nate, Nice are the same thing?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Chewing time? Dinner table? God? What about you? Froggy?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Frida thinks her husband's lost it. He thinks he's a
cow because he's blanking at the table moving. Wow, Scott,
she won by one. I know, I know?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
O God again your answer?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
There you go. You're so nice. I like that, Lauren,
you really really have that. You have that Lancaster, Pennsylvania feel.
I love that. Hey, what do you have for our friend, Lauren? Well,
you know what, they're both winners. We're gonna send you
both walking away with the Elvis dran in the Morning Show. Hoodie.
How about that? Look at that, you're both hoody for
good going. Scott, thank you, you get a you get
(08:20):
a trophy just for showing up. You're a great Scott,
have a great day mapping the world, and thank you
for listening to us, both of be a hold on
one second and there you go. Match game that's okay.
Almost as exciting as the game yesterday.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
There was a comeback win at the very end.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
There really was
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