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August 6, 2026 13 mins
Mara and Dan play Match Game!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Let's play a game with Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's now time for a match game. Remember Jean Rayburn
say yes I do. And Carol Marrow no, no that
we go to Chicago six o six oh nine. No,
Carol Merril that was let's make a deal.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Oh it's so old.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Anyway, So Nate takeover. How do you play matches? This
is very easy. So if you want to match the stars,
call in now. We need two people. Diamond please, two
people Diamond please two zero one hundred, Thank you, thank you.
Make sure their phone works. Thank you. Call DIAMONDO at
eight hundred and two four two. What happens is not
one calls the other. They're calling every every phone, lundering it. Okay, okay, okay,

(00:43):
don't you worry, honey. I'll tell you why. We don't
have budget anymore. We can't send cars for people anymore. Really, yeah,
we used to.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh I used I used to get calls in the
middle of the night. If a guest canceled for me
to cancel the car. I would be sleeping by. So
so it's not coming and I have to cancel the car.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
It's okay. Now you don't have to worry about cancling.
There are no cars. Look how easy. It is pretty poor.
And now they're spending their budget on the high priced
talent here in the room. That's right, all right, So
if you want to play match game, please call us
now at eight hundred two four two zero one hundred
into the three things we need to know from Gandhi San. Now,
I'm gaining control of my showing it. Here we go,
here we always Mike Soft, look at that controlled his

(01:21):
mic Hey, Lee, how are you doing over there? I'm okay, okay,
Three things we need to know? What's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
All right? Iran is denying that they are holding peace
talks with Washington at all, but they say the US
is ready to return to commitments. The country's deputy foreign
minister made the comments Wednesday without much explanation. President Trump
said that talks have indeed been happening, whether Iran wants
to admit it or not. The president also said the
deal was close, but that the US was ready to

(01:49):
return to launching military strikes if necessary. Officials say that
more than a thousand firefighters are working in and around Spokane,
Washington to contain several devastating wilds. We've been talking about
it all week. About fifteen hundred firefighters are reportedly working
sixteen hour shifts to hold back three wildfires, which have
displaced over sixty thousand people. By Wednesday night, two of

(02:11):
the wildfires were thirteen percent contained and one was five
percent contained. Together, they have burned over ten thousand acres.
Fire officials are hoping to make progress before the weekend,
when forecasters are expecting hotter, drier conditions. The Red Cross
is on site, as we always say, Redcross dot org
if you can contribute. And finally, the powerball jackpot has
jumped to a whopping eight hundred and fifty six million dollars.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
On hold on, I have to go to jackpocket and
buy some lottery tickets. Have you ever used your jackpocket?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
I can't say that on air.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, yeah, you can use it online. Really, go ahead,
when I win, I will give you some Oh wow, okay,
go ahead, that's so nice.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
How much is eight hundred and fifty six million dollars?
Because nobody won the grand prize in last night's drawing,
so the next chance to strike the big money is Saturday,
with the cash value option on this jackpot being about
three hundred and seventy two million dollars should you win.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
So that's not until Saturday, parable Saturday, Saturday. I'm gonna
order now, and if I win, I will pay for
your helicopter ride back to the Hamptons and hair and makeup.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
No wait, just a one.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Way ticket to the Hamptas. Watch that, Danielle. Okay, here
we go. It's no time to match the stars. Welcome
to match game. The stars didn't show up, so we'll
have to do all right, this is gonna have you
played match game with us before? Lee, I don't believe. So,
oh my god, this gonna be the highlight of your day.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
That's not saying a lot.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
See there he goes again. Oh I mean he's a bully.
You're a bully.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Bully?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
All right, Welcome to match game. Is this Mara or Mara?
How do I say your name? Maamra? Beautiful West Ice
Lip Long Island out there by the Hamptons. You'll see
that helicopter with Lee on its flying by in a
few minutes right over you're in. Makes you look give
it away, Viley? All right? Here we go. So yeah, no, darling,

(04:04):
there you go. Here's how it works. I'm gonna give
you a sentence with a blank in it. Now the
idea is everyone in here fills in the blank, and
then you have to see how many of them you
match with. So don't give me your answer quite yet.
Get ready to write down your answer. Here we go. So,
when they were getting divorced, miserable Marie said, I demand

(04:25):
fifty percent of everything. So her husband sawed their blank
in half. All right, keep that in mind. Don't answer
yet again. Marie was miserable divorced her husband. She said,
I get fifty of everything, so he saw their blank
in half. Okay, write down your answer sometimes this I

(04:49):
did it millennium. All right, do we have our answers? Froggy,
you're ready to go? We're all good? Yeah, yeah, ready
to go? All right, here we go. Everyone's good.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Do you see the angst in my eyes? I do? Okay,
here we go, so, Mara, here we go. When they
were getting divorced, miserable Marie said, I demand fifty of everything.
So her husband's fine, and he saw their blank in half?
How many matches do you think you'll get with your answer?
We'll find out what is your answer?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
All right, I'm gonna say his their they're a fabulous
mansion house.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
They're gonna they're gonna sell the house a house.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
All right, that's good.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
We'll just we'll call it a house. It could be
a mobile home or mansion whatever, house, dwelling, dwell All right,
let's go around the room, Gandhi. Getting divorced, Marie says,
I want fifty percent of everything. Her husband saw their
blank in half. I said, kids, their kids. Yeah, that's okay,
all right. I don't think my aunts is gonna go

(05:51):
over well, okay, I hope the Browns aren't listening. Your
dog they saw their dogs? Cause he once again, Maura,
one's going for the funny one.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
I should I should have gone funny.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
No, no, something more froggy, froggy. Miserable, Marie demanding fifty
percent of everything in the divorce where her husband saw
their blank in half.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
I finally got a match, I got house.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Job that never happens. Never so far we have we
have we have kids and dog in house. Danielle. Yes,
The husband says, okay, fine, you get half.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Of what two matches? I said house.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Never never has this happened ever? Hey, straight in eight
they cut they cut into half for the divorce. What
is it? Okay, what is it?

Speaker 4 (06:48):
You can tell God? And I don't want kids, I said, children,
baby right down. You didn't like from head to toe
or side right right around them.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Unless you had a Siamese twin and you can do even.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Oh god, Kimmy's talking about? Is that politically correct to
talk about? I think you may conjoined join? You meant conjoined? No,
I meant double it down. Okay, wait, do you remember
what I don't? I have no memory here remove on
allowed me to refresh the memory. Scary, Yeah, miserable. Maray said,

(07:25):
I fifty fifty percent of everything. So her husband salt
their blanket, half pool. So this is pretty amazing. How
many you know? You got two matches, which is great.
It's unheard of, never unheard of, all right, and it's

(07:45):
from the two people who screw around the most, right,
that's wild? All right? Well, hold on, don't leave, Mara.
Let's go see how Dan does. Oh good God, hello Dan?
How are you there? Are you? Oh? Fabulous? Never been better?

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Dan?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
You hear how this mess works? Let me just jump
right into it. Here we go. Don't give me your
answer immediately. Let the stars write down their answers. Bury
the breakdancer is always practicing. You know what breakdancing is?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Ly, yes, I think I do.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Okay, He's always practicing. He even stands on his head
when he blinks. All right, don't give your answer out loud,
but think about what these numbskulls are going to say.
Bury the breakdancer, always practicing. He even stands on his
head when he blinks. Writing down the answers. Okay, Lee's

(08:46):
not writing anything.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
I wrote it down already with my big pen, my
beautiful big pen. Thank you, nack.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
That's nice. All right, here we go, dan Bury the breakdancer,
always practicing, even standing on his head when he blinks.
What is your answer? Fall? Fall, fall.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Again again?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Let's let's let's try another way. So yeah, I know,
break there saying true. I used to watch break in
and break into Electric Boogle. You know, give me the song? Okay, Hey, no,
stop and yet I know great? Okay. So he's always practicing,
so much so he even stands on his head when
he blinks, like anything in everyday life his hand.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
No, no, something you do during the day that you
don't normally do on your head, but we'll pretend you
do listener.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
He stands on his nervous I always okay, okay, okay, okay,
it's gonna be okay. He always stands on his head
because you know, break d enters, they spin on their head.
Sometimes he stands in his so he even stands in
his head when he blinks because he's practicing.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
So I think we need to move on to Dan Penis.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
He stands on his head when he on his penis.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Okay, when he's doing something and everyday action that you
normally do on your feet, he does it on his head.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
How about I got one for you? Walk running he stands,
I got one. Can I help him? He stands in
his head. He stands on his head when he uses
the restroom, when he peas with that for you? How
about that one he stands on Yeah, okay, yeah, just

(10:40):
go with that one. That's a good one. That's a
good one. Disconnected, I tell you what, or when he cooks,
or when he's making whoopee or driving a car? Which
one do you want? His car?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Driving when he's driving, when he's okay, okay, I can
see that, all right, Let's get the okay now, all right,
So we're looking for driving his car. So Burry the
break dancers always practicing. We stand even he even stands
on his head when he's driving. I mean, come on, people,

(11:15):
So what say you, Gandhi?

Speaker 3 (11:18):
I said, having sexual relations?

Speaker 2 (11:22):
All right, okay, you could happen in the front seat
of a car. But no, Lee, he even stands on
his head when he blinks. I'm still curious about why
I can't say Simon's twins, Okay, I said, peace? Oh
my god, okay, that would be That would be just
the mess, wouldn't it. That would be what a visual? Hey, Froggy,

(11:45):
Burry the break dancer is always practicing. He even stands
on his head when he blinks when he's solo pleasures himself.
Oh oh okay, no, okay, I had to think about
that one. Hey, Danielle, I kind of feel bad here,
Why because I don't I gave him driving, so I
feel like I should stay driving the car. What is

(12:07):
your answer?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Showers?

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Showers? Oh wow? If you stand on your head when
you shower, you clean all new areas.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
You do?

Speaker 2 (12:16):
What I mean? You know you know what I'm saying. Hey,
what about you? Nate has a bowel movement? Oh good,
that's disgusting and finally scary. We're looking for when he
drives his car defecates. This is dancing, oh missus show?
All right, Dan, Dan, these wise guys that you should

(12:38):
never play games with. These guys because standing on your
head when you're driving a car. Okay, I know you
could have Please hold Dan, let's go, let's go talk
to him.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
He's out.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Maa, maa. You you metch with two, which is unheard of. Wow, congratulations.
We're so excited.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
For you, Elvis Darane, especially for your birthday, Elvist.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
We thank you birthday, thank you so much. And today
Scottie Bee have your birthday. Hey, what do you have
for our friend Maamara? It's your birthday today? It's five
hundred dollars. Thanks for our friends at Top Dog Law,
Top Dog Law DOTY. I hope we have them on
retainer today.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
We should be paid five hundred for listening to Dan.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
To Night, So Dan listen, Dan listens to our show,
so we would be nice man.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
We should definitely pay them five hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
MoMA, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
It's a helicopter right also.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
With Lee Okay, maybe pleasure.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
We're stopping at Iceland.

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