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August 18, 2026 10 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Let's play a game with Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Let's get to this game, scary, you have any music
for this? Here you go? Oh? Yes, go ahead, it
set it up. Gandhi game.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
So today is a day where we celebrate bad poetry.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
That is the national day today.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
So I thought we could take a look at some
of the dumbest lyrics that we all maybe sing along
to or didn't know were in the songs that we love,
and let Elvis do a spoken word version of it
and you just guess what the song is.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Do we have anyone to play this? Sure? Katie's online twelve?
Oh Katie? Oh hi Katie from Roxbury, New Jersey, Ready
to play? Yeah? So do you play along with the
Gandhi games all the time and find yourself disappointed in
some of the contestants?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
So my husband and I play the replay together every
Thursday when we go on a date night.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, yeah, that's what we do. So you think you're
going to be the contestant that does not disappoint I'm
hoping that he will because I'm really bad at it.
So he's right here. Okay, Okay, okay, good, I'm glad
there's two of you, because according to Nate, time is
of the essence. Let's go. So these are, according to Gandi,
stupid lyrics. By the way, if you're the person who

(01:13):
wrote some of these lyrics, it's Gandhi who called them stupid,
not us core stupid. Right, all right, here we go,
we have the music. Okay, here we go. Here's stupid
lyrics song number one.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Sometimes like everybody is sexy baby.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Gandhi, you're not doing this right, yeah, what we're not.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
It's supposed to be spoken words, so you're supposed to
read the lyric and then they're supposed to yes.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Spoken word. Now I'm the dumb one. Okay, I need scary,
I need the I need the uh. Okay, I'm sorry.
I didn't see my theme music so I thought so
pretend you didn't hear that. And by the way, a
lot of fans of that artist are gonna be very upset.
It's not a list. It's now time for stupid. Okay. Ready,

(02:10):
Sometimes I feel sometimes I feel like everybody's a sexy
baby and I'm a monster on the hill. All right,
did we just need the name of the song? Right? Okay?
What song? Any here? Absolutely that's correct.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
The sexy baby.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
When she sings it, it doesn't sound stupid. It sounds okay.
I'm trying to say face all right, here we go. Okay,
listen closely. You name it. I can claim it young
black and famous with money hanging out the atus's poetry.

(03:02):
What song title do you have? I don't know. I
have no idea. Oh no, anyone in the room, No,
I don't know. You guys are want to kick yourselves.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
It's hold me down?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
What it's? Puff? Puff and mace? Oh damn, you name it.
I could claim it young black and famous. Money. All right,
let's just keep moving money in your aus. I don't
keep moving, keep moving, keep moving. Now me not working hard? Yeah?

(03:39):
All right, picture that with a Kodak, or better yet,
go to the Times Square and take a picture of
me with a Kodak. Which song is that?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Now, picture me with a Kodak. It's so much harder
when I'm when you're talking to get I know, okay,
anyone in the room know what that's from? Give me
everything from Pitbull and Neo Daniel. Did you have it? Yeah?
I think so. I really wanted you to. Yeah, there

(04:13):
you go. It's give me everything not working hard? Yeah right,
pix a d agg with a Kodak. I bet it yet,
go to Times Square take a picture of me with
a Kodak. All right, here's something you'll get this one,
I promise. Are you ready? Here we go, and I'm like,
get up out my face before I turn around and

(04:35):
spray your ass with mace my lips. Make you wanna
have a taste. You got that? I got the base,
uh Bertie Bergy, London Bridge. Yeah, yeah, you hit four.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
You want to have a crash?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
You got that right, I got there. Now you're on fire.
Here we go. Now, Oh, you're gonna get this one? Ready,
What you're gonna do with all that junk, all that
junk inside your trunk. I'm gonna get get get, get
you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump, my hump, Yeah,

(05:33):
junk inside your trunk. I'm gonna get dunk, getrunk, Get
you love junk off my up, off my hump. Yep.
And I must disagree with this one. Oh but a
lot of people think this is a stupid lyric because
of a rhyming issue. I think I don't know. It's
nine o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in.

(05:57):
There's an old man sitting next to me making love
to his Tonic and gin billy jilt Man. Yeah, that
is the reason why sounds stupid is because it's supposed
to be gin and Tonic doesn't rhyme with the word in. Okay,

(06:26):
but it's on the list, right, a list of stupid Okay, Oh,
try this, I think you'll do. You're doing really well. Now.
I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl
without being disrespectful. Damn girl, damn use a sexy bitch,
A sexy bitch, Nate on his last date? Can you

(06:55):
can you read that one more time? Oh? Really? Okay,
It's it's pretty easy. I'm gonna try to find the
words to describe this girl without being disrespectful. Damn girl, Damn,
you're a sexy bitch, A sexy.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Bitch, bitch, He's a sexy bitch.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Damn. What I'm saying it, okay, is that the name
of the song is that the name of the song.

(07:33):
At least didn't want to be disrespectful. That was very
nice of him. He sat face right, Danielle, you're right,
all right, Here we go new kids on the block
had a bunch of kids. Chinese food makes me sick,
and I think it's fly when girls stopped by for

(07:54):
the summer for the summer. I love this long uh
summer girls lfos. Chinese food makes me sick, and I
think spy wa't gonna stop for the summer for the summer.
All right, let's see if you can get this one.

(08:18):
These are songs with lyrics that some people think are
st here we go put you in a mansion somewhere
in Wisconsin. Like I said, ain't nothing to the pain.
We can change that last name. What's happening?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
You remember that?

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Things so cool?

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Put it all tender?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Gosh, what is it?

Speaker 3 (08:50):
You're you're you're almost there, circle in the airport.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Okay, yes, say say that somewhere and wiskets and then
it ain't pay we could sell you the land name
was and and okay, you're doing great, it's really awesome.
All right, let's see finally, Lucky that my lips not

(09:20):
only mumble, they spell kisses like a fountain. Lucky that
my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse
him with mountains. No, No, that's uh not j Low
super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Oh my god, do it?

Speaker 2 (09:40):
No?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
No Utopia? Uh, what's the name of the song?

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Still kisses that my breast starre small and you don't
confuse them.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You know what they did so well? Diamond, You didn't really, Diamond,
Thank you. You gave us great contestants and I love
the fact that you work together on this. This is awesome. Congratulations.
That was very impressive.

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