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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
So we have some good and okay costumes here at
the Elvis Strain Morning Show Halloween Holiday party.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
We have some called it in costumes. Is that what
you call it?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Why are you looking at me?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
No, thank you, thank you so much to my pal,
my banana brother, the one and only straight in my
banana buddy. These are great costumes which.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
You had like zomba fighted or like threw some blood
on it, or like one is to be rotten banana.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
You w a bloody banana. Yeah, that sounds like a drink.
I'll have a bloody banana. Light on the bitters anyway. No,
so we're wearing our banana costumes looking good. There are
others in the buildings they're wearing banana costumes too.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
It's a thing that's kind of crazy, right.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
But your costume is so beautiful, Daniel.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
And I have to thank Dino with the pink hair,
because you know, every Halloween morning I go there, we
have a date and she helps me out. She helps
me with arts and crafts and the makeup and everything,
and she's just amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
She's okay, Well, so I'm over here yelling and bitching
because I want people to see your costume. Yeah, and
I'm like, well, how coming hasn't been posted? I just
was handed a note. Gandhi and Diamond wanted to redo
their photos. Therefore all photos were stopped.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yes, they asked us if we were happy with our video.
We said no, we want to do it. I didn't
know we were holding you guys up.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Hello, up the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I did post mine on my Instagram at radio Danielle Monarow,
So if you want to see it, I posted it.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Wait is it still not up?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
No, it's not because we're waiting for you.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Look at us and our power.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You do have power the vice presidents. Excuse me, I'm
speaking Danielle. And also I got to say producer Sam
dressed as as Pesto, short lived but fabulous. I just
I couldn't work. I got so much to do today.
I had to depestify.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
She could I put up a video over She could
not reach the keyboard on her computer and she could
not type anything.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah. Well, look, you know when you dress it, when
you dressed it for Halloween, there are some things that
make you detour your workday. Yeah, it think so too,
and so you did all of that. Yeah, I used
mostly moving boxes.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I had so many boxes that I'm like, okay, I
know my Halloween costume will be cardboard based.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
And all I had to really buy was the blanket
to be his skin.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Which is really good. You're very good at the.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Day, so much fun, wasting hours every year on this
scary You know the.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Story at Pesto, don't you Pesto the oversized penguin. I
just know he was large, bigger than his parents, and
he still exists. Is he a lot of baby? He's
a baby. He's right here, He's right here in the roadway.
And now Froggy's of course is is it's so Froggy.
Froggy's costume, just it is, Froggy. Tell it? Can you
(02:38):
describe your costume?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I am a mobile breath a free mobile breathalyzer. And
you it has a tube it says blow here. Now
the problem was not really a problem. The good part
is the tube is down towards the crotch area. Yes,
while you're wearing it, that's where you blow. And it
has a constant value. You have blown sixty nine points
sixty nine and you can it's that you're destroyed. The
(03:01):
options are sober have another buzz lit smashed and destroyed.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
That is such a bra bro, it's a bro costume.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Blowing my tube? Bro, Well, I don't want to bra
blow it in my tube. No, never mind, take that back.
That's you know what please? Sorry, sorry, we know what
you want.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Well, he did have some complaints, but you know, some
people in the family in the neighborhood didn't want him
to wear the costume. But Froggy was does.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Wait, so someone complaining about your blow mind blowing my
tube costume? Yeah, we had.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
We had a Halloween party in the neighborhood and there
are a lot of children. And somebody says, what are
you going to tell the kids? I said, I'll tell
them I'm a computer.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I know. But but if a kid is like only
this tall, they come up to your birth they come
up to your blow tube. That is true. Yeah, okay,
I get it. If I was, I have a problem. Yes, Gandhi,
what's going on, Froggy?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Has anyone taken you up on the offer?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yet?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Nobody that I want to Only people that I probably
wouldn't want to blow.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
My breath, such as life birthday boy. Now also this morning,
you know, I get her kind of early and uh
Gandhi waltzes into my office and she's dressed in a
very very beautiful, uh all black pants suit with some
sneakers and I'm like, Hi, where's your costume? And she says, this.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Is my costume. I'm half of it. I'm a team
costume with Diamond.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
And I went, okay, what are you? And then you
explained it to me. It's one of those costumes that
have if it's explained, I get it, So go ahead.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Okay, So Diamond is black, I am Indian. We are
Kamala Harris.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Together as together.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I actually think that she might repost this because it's
very clever that, you know, the two of you did this.
I think it's clever.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
And Andrew is her husband's Doug, so he walks around
behind us quietly, just giving us a thumb up.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Is that what I'm Doug? He's the easiest costume. Hi?
So anyway, but they actually you rehears Kamala Harris line.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, you want another one?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Are we going to hear them? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Diamond, let's do the third one. Okay, someone has to
count us down.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Three, two, one?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You think you just fell out of a coconut tree.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
All right, there you.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Go, Kamala, I'm power got it.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You don't stop playing that card. I freaking understand everything
you say. But if I'm not falling over rollian left,
do you get mad at me?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
You don't have to laugh at it. Earlier you're like,
I don't I don't get it, and Scary is like,
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
There's no card.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I'm just saying they all got it.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I got it. I've been getting all of it. Okay,
I didn't get the one. Never mind, there was a
moment earlier without you, and when Diamond was doing something
it sort of failed a little bit.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Okay, okay, Sorry, when do we get our first word salad?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Any time?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Do you have a word salad?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Okay, starting, No, I'm getting it. I'm getting it, but
I would like hues. I'm not getting something.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I'm getting I think you're You're not being accused of anything.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Okay, Oh, yes, Scary, What time do the costumes start
coming off? Because I am getting hot in here my
banana costume. You're still very comfortable?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Are you stripping?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Do I want to leave the.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Room with I'm marrying a care bear? Costume, and it's furry,
and I am still going on below. Then go take
it off. It is smelling a little bit. That's Scotty's costume. Scotty,
how long has this costume been hiding? It's been in
the closet for a couple of years. But I don't
want to back.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
No, I would get it, get it dry clean.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I don't want your stew I I think so. Yeah,
I think it's been the wash before. You're great.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I mean you actually are.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I'm not gonna say it. You're shaped like a care
bear right now.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
So I think it's perfect because you actually look great
in that costume. I think it's perfect.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah. And she's a quick of Halloween. She she knows,
She totally knows thing