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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Horoscopes producer Sam. Who were you doing them with? Okay,
so today's a very special day.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
It is our very own Garrett's birthday today, and he
has requested mister Scary Jones. I think just so he
could put on the glasses.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Thought Garrett was going to do there. Yeah, what's going
on here? Garrett? You want to roll on in here?
I'm just saying Scary can't do them. I mean, he doesn't.
I think we need this more. All right, Well we'll
get Garrett on it at another day. All right, let's go. Okay,
wish granted. Hey, if it's your birthday today, you know,
hold on, hold on. What wasn't our wish? It was Garrett's.
(00:42):
That's what it's all he wanted this year. I heard bird.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
If it's your birthday today, you share it with Garrett
and genuine.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
What a what a party?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Libro that gut feeling. It's never been wrong. You just
like the fact check yourself. Your day is a five scorpio.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Oh, money's weird right now. But that doesn't mean you're doomed.
It means you need to check your subscriptions.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Your day's seven Sagittarius.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Someone you underestimate it is about to impress you in
a way that feels strangely personal.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Your day's a six Capricorn.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
You are craving affection, but you keep pretending you're too busy.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Pick a lane. Your day's of six Aquarius. Stop trying
to be the chill one. You're not ice. Your fire
and people should feel it. Your day's a seven Pisces.
Your energy.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Your energy enters the room five seconds before you do,
so use that power wisely.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Your day's an eight Aries.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You've been underplaying your talents so people won't feel threatened.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Stop that immediately. Your day's a.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Ten Ooh Taurus, you keep telling yourself you are over it,
but your search history says otherwise.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Your day's of seven Gemini.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
An unexpected message will either make your day or completely
derail it. Choose your reaction carefully. Your day's a nine.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Hey, Cancer, Someone's about to reap karma for doing you dirty,
and you won't have to lift a finger.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Your day's an eight Leo.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
A little drama isn't always Sometimes it's just spice for
a life that's been too bland.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Your day's a nine and finally, my fellow virgos, we
are not paranoid. We're picking up signals that others pretend
not to notice. Your days an eighth and those are
your Wednesday morning horoscopes.