Delicious Pet Food

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ring the action radio host. Hello, Hello, and thanks for
listening in the Morning Show. I listen to it every morning.
I love listening to Alvin. It's just so great. I
want every single wantan in the Morning Show. Well, look,

(00:30):
we survived another Tuesday, and we dive right in on
on into Wednesday. Wednesday, it is a Weddingdnesday. Welcome to
the day. Hi Danielle, Hi Gandhi Hi Froggy. Good morning.
They're scary. There's straight Nate. If you know Straight Nate
doesn't walk in until the show starts because he doesn't
want to hang out with us until he can get

(00:51):
some mic time. He doesn't want to talk to us
if it's off exactly. I see how And there's producer
Sam Hello, And then Diamond is taking your calls at
one eight hundred two two zero one hundred. We got
a pack from Brody is out with some mystery illness.
Let's put them on a cruise ship and send them away. Anyway.

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So every morning when we walk in, I see the
text messages and people are requesting songs. For the first
song of the day today, the winner is Kanye. I know.
Wind list time someone said Kanye and then you heard
people go yay, well you know now we're bringing it
back here, girl, Hey get damn are Yeah? Sorry, sorry,

(01:45):
I'm doing my best. Kanye, Hey, welcome to Wednesday. Okay.
So every day we start our show with the song
of the day, and it's typically a song we don't play.
Sometimes it's an old song from like when your grandparents
were you know, dating, I don't know. We change it
every day, but every morning I see the same text
coming through from a guy named Peter. Can we get
Peter on the line? Who don't want a little a

(02:06):
little Peter to start your day? Hey, hey, Peter, Peter,
You're officially not the first caller of the day, but
I want to just I just want to call attention
to the fact that you request Macho Man by the
village people every single day. Can you tell me why
that particular song? So I just graduated college, and my

(02:29):
standpart and our college orchestra shoots from Louisiana, and my
parents girl puts phones in disco music. So I was
growing up. I would hear the system is one of them,
so we would sing it just random songs in the
middle of rehearsal. One of them is Macho Mans something like, okay,
why not? Okay, I tell you what. Now, the whole

(02:50):
room is going to revolt and turn against me, but
I'm going to be your advocate here at the morning show,
and tomorrow morning we will start our show with macho
man from all right, does anyone ever problem Gandhi? Do
you have an issue with that? Daniel? I'm okay with it.
I'm okay with it, all right? You you okay? Gandhi
just requested Kanye West to start the show. Let me

(03:12):
tell you something. If you were in the village people
against Kanye West for president, village people would win, right now.
That's all right, all right anyway, so we'll do it
for you. Peter, thank you for listening to us, and
I hope you have a great day. All right now,
the first call, the first caller of the day. It's
her birthday, Valerie living up in Albany, Way up state,

(03:32):
the capital of the great state of New York. Hello Valerie,
happy birthday. How well, Hello, awesome, we got a coding
this morning. Talks a little, I see, but it's good.

(03:53):
I'm all good. Well, you know what, and you're not
the only one who got a coding. You got a
coating of snow. Our friends listening to why one hund
Miami got another coating of screen this morning SPF two
they want to cram those waves in. Well, look, heavy birthday, Valerie.
What is it you're going to do to make this
day special? Because it is your birthday? Um? I'm headed

(04:14):
to work, so I'm sure my co workers will have
something for me. Um, and I plan on buying your
book today. Either I'm gonna go to the Barnes and
Noble a cross from where I work, or I'm gonna
order through Amazon that Well, look, you're gonna love the book.
It's great. It's I don't know why I say that,
but oh that's why I wrote it. That's why I
say that. But anyway, enjoy the book and thank you

(04:36):
for listening. Happy birthday, you are the first caller of
the day. And Elvis rand Morning Show shirt on the way. Okay, yes, awesome.
Can you guys plan to ruin it? Yes? And by
the way, I'm being a stingy bastard. Do you mind
if I just go ahead and overnight you a copy
of the books. You don't have to pay for it. Oh,
thank you. I love you guys so much. I listened
to you every day. You make my day writer, baby hats.

(05:00):
I love you, Gandhi and I follow you. I follow
you guys on Instagram and stuff. I'm hot Rod. I
am all right, thank you Valerie. That oh my god,
so Saucy, Well, hold on the sand information. If you
can just postpone cracking my book one night, we're gonna pot,
we're gonna overnight it. Two you'll have it tomorrow. Okay,

(05:23):
I can do that. Awesome, Thank you so very much.
Happy birthday. I'm I'm so excited. She's going out to
buy the book. And your guys are like, don't be
a strangjy bathroom day. All right, all right, we're running
late because whatever, because who cares. Let's go. We'll start
with you, Gandhi, Baby hot Sauce. What's on your mind? Hello? Okay,
So I've been loving it for it for a while.

(05:43):
I think it needs to happen. The nanny cam has
to come into this building somehow, because what's happening. So
I'm holding this empty can of lights all wipes because
somebody went into Sam's studio and used all but one.
There's just one left. So they tricked us into thinking
we'd be able to clean. But no, there's only want it.
I'm tired of it, dude, I'm sick of it. Who's
taking the supplies? Monster and all of us? You know what,

(06:04):
the only thing worse than finding one last lysol wipe
is opening it and seeing seeing nothing in there. Yeah,
people do that all the time. It's ridiculous. So you
walk it in the morning, you'll see a pizza box like,
oh my god, last night's pizza. I'm in you open
the box, there's nothing. Who's doing this? Are you raised
by wolves? Scary? What's up with you? So I realize

(06:25):
we're gonna have a huge winter chill in for this
weekend for the Northeast, And now I'm last minute lowry.
I'm like, get me out of here. Why do we
do this to ourselves? I'm like sitting there frantically a
line trying to plan a trip to go somewhere because
now my friends are going somewhere, and now on my
ad set and now, okay, well here's the thing. Everything's booked.

(06:45):
You knew, you knew days like a week ago that
we're gonna have a chill and you need to take
advice from our friends. For instance, in South Florida. When
they know that a hurricane's on the way, they know
a week ahead of time. Yeah, so they board up
the house and they get the hell out. So you
should take take a tip from that. Let's move on
to Danielle. Danielle, what's up with you? So? I think
I've talked about this before, but there is nothing as
good as a fresh ravioli to talk about it. So

(07:08):
I went to the market where I buy the fresh
ravioli last night and I made you know, I had
the sauce with the delicious I actually made a bowlonnaise
last night. Francy, you cannot go back to like those
you know, frozen ravioli when you have had fresh ravioli.
Everybody needs to go to the local wherever they can
get their fresh ravioli. I'm gonna have some. It's so

(07:30):
good fresh pasta. You know, there's sometimes when dried pasta
is more important than fresh pasta. But when you want
that ravioli taste, it's always gonna be fresh. I don't
flame hey, by the way, speaking of you know what
tomorrow is. Tomorrow is National Tortellini Day, which is like
like a distant cousin of the Ravioli. Yeah, Hey, let's
get into your horoscopes with producer Sam. Who are you

(07:51):
doing them with? Today? It's a special day because I
would like to invite Scary, Scary Scary. Who's gonna be
freezing cold? His nipples will be so hard this week. Yes, so,
Happy birthday Mike Posner turning thirty two. Also, Guccia is
forty years old. If you're celebrating, we celebrate with them. Capricorn,
you may be physically or mentally worn out. Do something

(08:11):
that makes you smile in your days. In eight Aquarius,
you may receive new opportunities. Wait a couple days before
making any decisions your days and nine Pisces rely on
a knowledgeable friend to help you figure things out. Everything
will be okay. Your day is a seven Arias tedious paperwork.
Maybe a pain in the butt right now, but it'll
bring a lot of benefits at the end of the year.
I think they're talking about taxes your days and eight Tourus.

(08:33):
Don't feel pressured to get it all together today. Take
a break, do something new it's good for you. Your
day and eight Gemini a goal related to business or
finance that is important to you. May focus you on deadlines.
Don't get caught up in the quest for perfection. Your
days and nine cancer hanging there. Responsibilities in the workplace
are overwhelming. You may be more persistent than usual. This

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is and can be a fortunate development for you. Your
day and eight Leo. Incorporating new routines into your schedule.
Grow your passion, unleash your potential. Your days and eight Virgo.
Invest in time, energy, and even money for a new
creative project. Just don't lose sight of what's practical. Your
day a nine Ooh Libra, don't get caught up in
being social. Working hard may benefit an enterprise you're developing

(09:16):
on your own. Your day to seven Scorpio, a rush
of ambition will power you to have great physical and
mental energy. Use it and make moves, but be careful
of burning out your day A nine and Sagittarius. You
may get insight from analyzing your dreams. Spend a moment
in solitude to ponder this and fully grasp it. Your
day's an eight and those are your Wednesday morning horoscopes.

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All right, let's roll into the three things you need
to know from Gandhi. What's up Gandhi? All right, Bernie
Sanders is projected as the winner of the New Hampshire
presidential primary, beating out Pete Botijig and Amy Klobuchar. Up next,
Nevada will hold caucuses on the twenty second, and South
Carolina will hold a primary on the twenty ninth. A
cruise ship currently stranded after multiple nations have turned it
away due to fears of the coronavirus. Japan, Taiwan, the Philippines,

(10:00):
and now Thailand have all denied access to the Westerdam
getting into any of the reports. So far, there have
been zero reports of any passengers having the coronavirus. And
by the way, it now has a new name. Did
you guys see this Well, because there are multiple coronaviruses,
this is called COVID nineteen oh. It sounds spooky, wa
sounding something you would want, but you really don't want it.

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And finally, there's a new online challenge that has parents worried.
It's called the skull Breaker Challenge. It's exactly what it
sounds like. Three people line up in a row, everybody jumps,
and then the two on the outside kick out the
middle person's feet so that they fall on the ground
and hurt them. Exact super stupid. It's so bad. A
Florida's student actually really injured herself while doing it. The
family is now suing the school district for allowing it

(10:43):
to happen. She has transferred schools and they say she
has indescribable pain. So don't do it. It can be stupid.
All the skull breaker challenge, Wake up, Wake up? Yeah.
I finally did the the Broom challenge yesterday. I took
it a step further, actually swept my kitchen accepted. It
was fabious. You guys ready for Wednesday? Miss part of

(11:05):
today's show. Elvis Durand on demand every show posted every
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Radio app Elvis Durand. In the Morning Show, Hey guys,
it's Froggy. We all know bedtime can be a battle
for both you and your kids. For instance, my son
used to struggle to fall asleep. Well, fortunately we discovered
Vic's peers. These kids that melotone and gummies to help

(11:27):
them fall asleep. Naturally five peers these kids in stores
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may apply. It's Elvis Durand in the Morning Show Okay,
So I went to our grocer's freezer section yesterday. I
was just amazed at all the foods you can buy
that are from your favorite chain restaurants. Yeah, like Froggy,

(11:51):
you're our chain restaurant expert. Like, what are some of
the foods not only in the freezer section, but in
other parts of the store. Foods that you can actually
buy now in your grocery store that you used to
only get at the restaurants. Well, for example, you can
get Hooters wing sauce. You can buy that right at
your grocery store and make Hooters wings at your house.
Olive Garden sells their salad dressing in the grocery store,
you can get that. Red Lobster sells their Cheddar Bay

(12:13):
biscuit mix. You can make your own cheddar Bay biscuits
at home. Right. White Castles sells sliders in your frozen section,
where you can make White Castle slidders at home. I
saw an entire section of PF Chain's stuff yesterday, Absolutely
and TGI Fridays. All their apps are available, potato skins,
mozzarella stakes, everything in your freezer section. You can make
them right at home. Well, I have found the new favorite.

(12:37):
What do you have? I found this in the bakery section.
Usually in the bakery section I run through because I
don't want to stop. Okay, these are Cheesecake Factory famous
brown bread. Yes, oh my god. Wow. Oh cut off

(12:57):
my legs and call me shorty. These are delicious and
them in the butter for health. So you've I haven't
had these at I haven't been in the Cheesecake Factory
since I was a kid. Oh my god, I love
that place. Oh yeah. Does it have like the little
oats or whatever it is on top? Oh yeah, top,
Calm down, scrap. Oh that looks so good. Yeah, Oh

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my god, Oh my gosh. So one of the best
days ever since I moved to New York was when
I found out the Cheesecake Factory delivered to my house
and whenever I ordered, the first thing I look for
is that bread. The bread? Yeah? Now did they bring
it to the table piping hot with like a knife
stuck in it? It is warm, the illusion freshly baked.
I need to get a microwave next to my studio.

(13:43):
Have you ever had the sliders a cheesecake Factory? Yes,
Oh my gosh. Okay, we got to move on a ridiculous. Really, really, Danielle,
you just made I just had Seriously, I just salivated
on my crop, which hasn't been done in years. Hey,
I know you and your three things. We needed to know.
You're talking about that one cruise ship the dam. It's

(14:07):
looking for a port. No one will let them let
them pull in because they're afraid they're bringing the coronavirus
with them. So Dawn listening to us in Oscaloosa, Iowa,
is on line twenty one. Scary, Dawn, Your parents are
on the Western Dam right now? Yes they are. They
have been on there for almost thirty days. Now. Now,

(14:29):
how many days ago were they supposed to get off
the Western Dam? Well, technically I don't think they were
supposed to get off until the thirteenth or fourteenth. But
they've been on two back to back cruises, sixteen and
then a fourteen. The sixteen day one was fine, but
now this fourteen day one is not time. Oh wow,

(14:50):
So are you communicating with your mom and dad? Yes,
my dad just texted me this morning. They thought they
were going to get into port and going to Hong Kong,
and he said a naval ship might have to escort
them to their next courts. There's no cases of coronavirus
on there at this point, but nobody will take them, right,

(15:13):
so there is a global fright. The coronavirus in this
form is scaring the world, and they're saying that believe
or not. I read a report this morning. It may
actually peak in China by April, but it will continue
to radiate around the world for a while. So I
don't know, so, Dawn, I mean, what are they saying,
what's life like on the Western Dam for your mom
and dad? But just wondering if they're ever going to

(15:34):
be able to get off and walk on land again. Well,
they really enjoy cruising, I hope so, and as long
as they have plenty of food and alcohol, I think
they're they're okay. But I think they're just getting frustrated
about not being able to go anywhere and not knowing
what's happening. And then there is, you know, always the

(15:54):
fear of being quarantine and my I mean, you know
a lot of old people will retire people go on
those boats, and I guess the concern is as well,
everybody have the medic case, at least that's the case
for my parents. Oh yeah, of course, oh my gosh. Yeah,
and how much extra food and alcohol do they keep
on these? How long can it keep going? Not enough
for us? Jesus, Yeah, I don't know. My dad did

(16:17):
say something about punishing today also, so they obviously are
running out of things at this point. Times can you
play deal or no Deal? I don't know how many
times can you watch Frankie Valley in the Four Seasons?
And I was like, Okay, I don't know, I will

(16:40):
look Dawn, I know that. Um yeah, I can see
how oh, how fun We're stuck on this ship for
a few days. And then after a few days you're like,
are we ever going to walk on land again? That's
so wild. So even though no of nothing has been
detected as far as the virus on on board, they're
they're just afraid to let them in. You know, this

(17:00):
happened in Chinatown downtown Manhattan. A lot of Chinese restaurants
are losing business. They're saying business is down by eighty
percent in Chinatown for no reason at all. Wow, because
people are just afraid. I mean, I just please, if
you have a favorite Chinese restaurant, support them. They mean
need your help right now. I know our friend who

(17:22):
runs a non Wa you know, the incredible restaurant down
in Chinatown. His name is Wilson Tang. He's saying his
business is down by eighty percent because people are just
afraid of the coronavirus. Well, I did ask God, I
was asking the room the other day about like packages
that you get from like China and stuff. Okay, I mean,
are those safe to open up? Honestly, that's a question
that I had. So, I mean, I think everybody is

(17:43):
just like you know, so nervous about it. It is,
it's it's it's nerve racking. But you know what, but think,
but think before you your act. I mean, if a
ship is trying to get in and you know that
they may not have the virus, let them into your port.
All port owners please listen to my message anyway. All right, listen,
thank you. Don best to your mom and dad on
the Western Dame. Let him know we're talking about him. Okay,

(18:03):
thank you, I love you guys. Oh, thank you for listening.
Thank you very much. Let's get into the field goods
with producer Sam. Let's go all right, This one goes
out to all dog parents out there, because I know
they will understand this story. So Jason Garrett has a
miniature Schnauzer Elvis, Oh my favorite. Her name is Lola.
She's twelve years old and she was recently diagnosed with
a valve disease that affects her lungs and heart. So

(18:26):
as is the veterinarian gave her nine months to live.
But there is a surgery with an incredibly high success rate.
The only problem is it is forty five thousand dollars.
The surgeon that came up with this is amazing. He's
from Japan. I read all about it go ahead. He
wanted to get the surgery for his beloved Lola. So
this guy cashed out his four oh one k oh

(18:49):
my god, which I think is personally, I think it's
reasonable under the circumstances. Thankfully, he's not too proud, so
he did ask for help. He put out a go
fund me which has been paid off. And listen, I
get it. If I could spend the money even today
to bring my teddy back, I would do it. Take
my future four one kay, for it's nothing now, but still, Lolo,
we wish you a long and happy life with Jason,

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and if you have a story that deserves to be featured.
Email me Sam at elvistran dot com, subject line feel goods.
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(19:32):
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a test drive today. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Yeah,
we're talking about your favorite foods from your favorite restaurants
that now are available in grocery stories. There are some
that do not translate. One of them is, of course,

(19:55):
Taco Bells Nacho Fries. They're back for a limited time
at Taco Bell, though they're not going to take anywhere
as great as they do at your Taco Bell and
they just take a second to get so do it.
Fly your helicopter, cruise your yacht over to Taco Bell
because I'm telling you right now, and they've they've been
teasing us with these uh these trailers, the Live Moss

(20:16):
Productions trailers called Supply and Demand. You've seen them on TV.
The Taco Bell Natural Fries are back for a limited
time and you better get them at participating Taco Bell
locations before Natua Fries runs out in the morning show.
I mean, I don't know where to start. This is
this is one of those fun stories. Um. A lady

(20:36):
named Casey dingus this story coming out of Cleveland. She
went on to Twitter and claim to have had an
affair with Baker Mayfield. Baker Mayfield is, of course, the
Brown's quarterback, right and this is all allegedly. We don't
know any proof. You know, there's keep in mind when

(20:57):
we talk about this, there's a good chance it didn't happen. Okay.
I just wanted to put that out there in case,
in case, attorneys are playing this back in their offices
this afternoon. Okay. So anyway, the thing that makes it
interesting is, um, she said that Baker Mayfield blocked her
on Twitter, and she's like, well, I've got a story

(21:19):
to tell. Allegedly, what we're hearing could have possibly happened
is uh, they got busy in Baker's suv behind the
Cheesecake Factory in Westlake, Ohio. I understand it. Explain yourself please,
I mean, how do you not get turned on it?
After having a meal at the Cheesecake fact everything nobody

(21:43):
said they ate there though maybe that was dessert. I'm like,
oh yeah, I mean, were we just talking about those
bread sticks that I those those cheesecake factory bread sticks?
And then this story breaks. This is synchronousity at its
best anyway. So she's saying that maybe it possible. I'm

(22:03):
just being as very vague as possible that you know,
there was a little lollipoppy going on back a cheesecake factory.
You know what I'm saying. You know what? Look, you
know you're waiting for your buzzer to ring so you
can go get your table and cheesecake factory. You get bored,
you go back to the back. So it got me
to thinking about that time I got crazy behind a
baskin Robbins by the dumpster. And then the conversation started

(22:26):
flowing where everyone, almost everyone in this room has a
story to tell about what they did behind a restaurant
or behind them all back by the dumpster. Oh, I
made out with a boy behind a Meyer grocery store.
Did you work at Meyer and you just went back
for a break. No, I don't. Honestly, I'm not even

(22:47):
sure why we ended up at Meyer. We were inside
the Meyer looking at things, and then we were in
the back of the Meyer. Make it out? Okay, okay,
so so Gandhi and I are the only two or
who are going to admit get crazy by a dumpster.
I never did. I have friends who used to do
it behind the handball court at SCHOOLBA. Yeah, you know

(23:08):
what I just did. Like, okay, we made it a
handball extravaganza. What about you, Froggy? Come on. I worked
at a cash and carry grocery store. It was a
grocery store in the Southeast. They're not in business any longer.
And the manager and I had like the sexual tension
between us, and so one time I went on break,
she went on break and out in her car behind

(23:31):
the store. Cash and carry. Yep, okay, anyone else, come on,
admitted Scottie B. Come on, ye. So I used to
work in a bagel store and one of the girls
that work there shoved me in a bagel fridge one time,
and we did some stuff, made some more holes. Okay,

(23:54):
that's not necessary. You know, guys, here, here's your here's
your brain. Okay, sorry, I love this text. Maybe we
him on the phone. They got busy in a shed
at a Lows home store. Oh that's a good idea too. Yeah,
a lot of people are texting in. They did it
behind a church. Oh okay, yeah, yeah, scary. I once
got busy in a burger king bathroom. Oh no, it

(24:15):
did all fair. It was a dunkin Donuts dumpster you
you got em, a dumpster dumpster behind it. It was
the only one with a parking lot. And at the time, wait, wait, wait, wait,
where was it? It was a dunkin Donuts where in
Sheep's Head Bay. Sheep's Head Bay in New York. Yeah,

(24:35):
back in the day. This was so long ago, though,
Oh my god, look at all these texts. How about
the porta potty at the Penn State game. Oh sick.
The softball fields behind my school. Oh I did it
under the bleachers, but that was in high school. That's okay, then,
I don't feel so special. In the airport, the Sears
fitting room, a beer cooler. At work, I had sex
in my office bathroom, a small office. Look at dad. Wow.

(24:59):
A lot of people were take We used to bus
people in the fitting room where I used to work retail.
People will go in the fitting room all the time
and you just see two pairs of feet and you're like, hello, man,
only one person could be in there at a time.
Somebody needs to try something on. Yeah, anyone, not each other.
Dab online nine listening to Kiss and de Moine. How

(25:20):
are you doing, Dab? I am great, Good morning everybody.
I love you guys so much. I'm so excited. Thank you.
But you know what, you sound very chipper and wholesome.
But I know what you're about to say, and I
just it doesn't compute. Tell everyone where you got business. Well,
when I was with my boyfriend the time we got
busy in a church parking lot and it was hot,
it was smoking, you know what I mean? Yeah? Why

(25:43):
that's because you were directly connected to Satan exactly. Satan
was in the parking lot of the church. Now is
this a church you attended or it was just a
convenient parking lot. No, that's a convenient parking lot. We
were just headed out in my husband my lot. He
was my husband afterwards, like, yeah, we just decided to
pull over and get a while in the parking, right,
and then Apter and Mary Be pulled over off to
her state and did it on a side roads. Well,

(26:04):
I can think of the perfect time. If you live
in De Moines, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Otherwise,
do a search if you're gonna get busy behind, If
you're gonna get busy behind a store in De Moine,
I'd go behind the common go. You know what I'm
saying over there? You know I'm you? Yeah, all right,
thank you for Sherry. You must be very proud. We're

(26:24):
proud of you. Oh my god. But why go thank
you very much, deb But why go and hide behind
a building? I like this text. We did it in
a restaurant on a table, and here's one next time you.
Next time you go check out mattresses at the mattress store,
people are texting in right there on the mattresses. They

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wanted to test about your Charlotte is calling from Philly
on line twenty one. Hit that scary. Hey Charlotte, how's
it going? Hey? How are you? We're doing well? All right? So, uh, yes,
where were you? It was the back office of the Dominoes. Oh,

(27:06):
the back office. Okay, I mean who doesn't who doesn't
like it in the back office? All right, well, thank you,
I know, I know, thank you very much. There's so
many jokes about Dominoes. I love that. Thank you, Charlotte.
All right, well, the text just keep rolling in. There's
really no way to keep up with him. That's fascinating. Now,

(27:28):
this is a frightening one. My best friend hooked up
with someone under the tilt a World at the carnival. Oh,
that would scare the crap out of him. I remember,
Josh when we used to go to the Iowa stay Fair.
Oh don't, don't, don't tell this story. Okay, let him
tell her. I don't know if he do. He's told before, Okay,
but I don't know if he wants to keep that
in rotation or not. Okay, Danielle, Danielle, I remember that

(27:55):
time you told me that you murdered that family. I'm sorry,
did you know? Did you not want me to tell
you line about that? I love the text from someone
who did it in the Steak and Shake parking lot. Oh,
steak and shaken, right, is Josh and I Josh doesn't
coming in all right, Let's well, he doesn't want to
tell his story, he's hiding. Let's let's get into the

(28:16):
Daniel reports. Actually, you reported enough. You can interrupt me
for Josh. But here's someone who did a did a
quickie at the quickie mart I like that one. Wait,
let's take Melissa on line seventeen. Then we'll get into Daniel.
Keep the music going, though, just keep the momentum going
other than the text that came into they had sex
in a tree would that is dangerous? In a treehouse? No,

(28:40):
just a limb. Melissa, how you doing, I'm good, thank you. Well,
I'm glad you're here. But isn't this sad? This is
what got you on? Tell everyone, Tell everyone where you
did it? Melissa? In high school? Me, my boyfriend did
it in a cemetery on top of oh my gosh,

(29:02):
like on a tombstone. Yes, so basically you did it
on top of a dead person. Yeah, basically, I guess
you know what, Dane, Yeah, if you boil it down,
Danielle's right anyway, But it's okay. They're they're dead. They've

(29:22):
seen in a while. Thank you, Melissa, thank you for sharing.
See you've finally gone on our show for good reason too.
All right, let's get into the Danielle Report. Danielle, what's
going on? All right? So Anna Cornacova and Enrique Iglesia said,
it looks like they've secretly welcomed their third child into
the world. So who told us about it? Well, Enrique's
brother told us about it. He did an interview and

(29:44):
he refused to say if it was a boy or
a girl, but he said, my brother now has three
children and he's very happy. Wow. Yeah, so we now
know why Luke Perry was left out of the memorial
part of the oscars. So they're saying they get a
lot of aimes and that it's a limited available time,
so they have to kind of look at everybody and

(30:05):
decide whether or not they can fit everybody in the
executive committee does this, So Cameron Boyce a lot of
people who are upset about him, Luke Perry. So they said,
there is oscar dot com. They have a gallery of
all the people in memoriam and they're on there and
they'll be on there for a year. But they didn't
have time to fit him in, which I think is
such absolute bull so ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous. So one year

(30:31):
after claiming he was attacked on the streets of Chicago,
Jesse Smillette was indicted by a special prosecutor. He could
spend time behind bars six counts of disorderly conduct by
a Cook County grand jury over falsely reporting the assault.
And I think he thought this was all behind him,
but obviously it is not. So we'll keep you posted
on that. Kobe Bryant and his daughter Gianna were laid

(30:53):
to rest in a private funeral last Friday. The public
memorial is set from Monday, February twenty fourth at the
Staples Center. And you think Jackson's nipple on the Super
Bowl in two thousand and four caused so many problems,
it actually brought us something pretty cool. Three guys from
PayPal invented YouTube because of it. It's true YouTube. Thanks

(31:15):
to Janet Jackson's nipple, we have YouTube. Yeah, So what
happened was the guy realized there was no place he
could see this footage, so he's like, well, I gotta
do how do we do something about this for the future,
And a year later YouTube was born. So that's why,
thanks to Janet's Booby. There is a rumor going around Scary.
This is a little bit of a spoiler alert that
Peter from The Bachelor actually ends up with one of

(31:36):
the show's female producers. Yeah. An ABC executive will not
confirm or deny. I'm just letting you know that that
is out there. Tonight on television, Fallon gives you Ryan Seacrest,
Kimmel has Lucy Hale, Luke Brian, Katy Perry, Lionel Richie
because you know, American Idol kicks up again next week,
and James Cordon has Our Jonas Brothers and let's see.

(31:58):
Tonight is the two our season premiere of Survivor Winners
at War. So that tonight, Yeah, that's tonight. You've got
the mass singer Kangaroo, Miss Monster Turtle and White Tiger
will be performing again. Also, the third season finale of
Martha and Soups pot Luck over on VH one, And
don't forget Riverday. Wait wait wait wait is that still on? Yes?
People still watch it? Chicago Fire all on tonight. I'm

(32:22):
not talking about Riverday. I know that's on, but pot
Luck with with Snoop and Martha, he's still smoking it
over thank you, Danielle. This is Elvis Durand in the
Morning Show. It's scary you could tell when I'm not
on my a game. I mean, we're together every morning.
So if you have a cold, do what we do.
Take music next night shift before bed. It helps relieve

(32:43):
cold and flu sentence to help you get to sleep.
Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. Hey, so, our friend
Mo Rocca. Maybe you've seen him on CBS Sunday Morning
and he has a lot of shows on TV. He's
one of those fascinating people I've ever met. He has
a podcast called Mobituaries, which is fascinating. He really believes

(33:06):
that we've had so many interesting people in our history
that have just been forgotten or you've maybe you've heard
their name, but you really didn't know their life story,
and when they passed away, they were just they just
fizzled out, never to be thought of again. So in
his podcast and now this book that I brought up
again today, I've already read the book, but I'm reading
parts of it again. His book is called Mobituaries, Great

(33:26):
Lives Worth Reliving, and one of the many stories he
wrote was about Elizabeth Jennings. Have you heard of Elizabeth Jennings.
Some say she's actually the Rosa Parks of New York City.
Of course, Rosa Parks refused to give up her bus
seat in Montgomery, Alabama, back in nineteen fifty five. And
you know that story, right, yeah, well back long before that,

(33:50):
in eighteen fifty four, there was a woman living in
New York City heading to church through Lower Manhattan through
the Five Points area, which is just then a very
scary area. She was wearing long sleeve jacket over her
an ankle length dress, layers of petticoats and corsets. She
was dressed heavily, considering it was a hot, sweltering summer day.

(34:10):
She was running late trying to get to church because
she played I think the piano for the church. Street
cars in New York City in the late in mid
eighteen hundreds were definitely definitely not for black people. They
had colored cars for black people, and although a black
person could ask to get on board a white passenger

(34:31):
car car, if one white person on that street car
said no, no black people allowed, they were refused entry
to the car. Anyway, Elizabeth was with her friend on
the way to church and there was an empty seat.
There were two empty seats on the white car, so
Elizabeth climbed aboard. The conductor said she had to wait
for the colored car, which was one block behind that.

(34:52):
She says, no, I saw that colored car. It's full.
I need to get to church. She wasn't going to budge.
In her own words, she says, I entered again. I said, look,
I'm a respectable person, born and raised in New York.
By the way, the conductor was an Irish immigrant. Things
turned physical to conductor tried to pull her off. She
grabbed the window, held on. The man was too strong.

(35:14):
She screams, please leave me alone. I just want to
go to church. He threw Elizabeth jens Jennings off the car,
down onto the ground. So she got back on the car.
She's like, no, I'm I need to get to church.
You're gonna take me to church. I'm a respectable woman.
I've done nothing wrong. And so the conductor went to

(35:34):
get a police officer, and so the police officer threw
her off the car. She was bruised, dirty, humiliated in anyway.
She said, rather than fight with fight like a physical fight,
or get mad and scream, I'm going to hire an
attorney and we're gonna take care of business. She went

(35:57):
to her church and she raised money through her church,
ended up hiring an attorney named Chester Alan Arthur, who
would later become our President of the United States. They sued,
They sued this cable car company, and not only did
she get like two hundred and fifty dollars whatever, but
from then on, all the laws started changing in New

(36:19):
York City about segregation, about racism on cable cars. And
she was the one who changed it for New York.
Oh wow. And I read more stories in mobituaries about
a gentleman in Philly who did the same thing. Now,
the reason why this story didn't make it big is
because slavery and racism back in the day really were
a Southern thing. No one thought that the Northern states

(36:41):
or the northern big cities had racial problems. They did.
There was slavery going on in New York City until
until the very end of almost the end of slavery
in the South. And so she was forgotten about. And
I was just reading this story. I was like, oh,
it's Black History Month, and I remembered reading the story.
I went back and read about Elizabeth Jennings, and I'll

(37:01):
stop there. But you know, if you want to go
do a search on Elizabeth Jennings, also the failure of
reconstruction after the Civil War, how it changed the South.
It's just fascinating stuff. And mobituaries. This book has all
of these stories plus more So if you want to
read interesting stories not only about about these people, but
all sorts of different characters and important people in our history,

(37:24):
I think you should pick up Mobituaries. It really is
a terrific book. There, nice mo Rocca owes me Cash.
I mean, don't you love reading history? I mean, is
anyone else a history buff in here? Well? Look at
that talk about it. I think you can learn so
many things from things that have already happened. Like I know,
we're not gonna we know, we never get political on

(37:46):
this show, right, but it's it's amazing to see what's
going on in the world of politics and think, oh,
this is crazy. I can't believe this happens. I just
finished this biography on Ulysses S. Grant, which I know
to you sounds so uninteresting, but the same stuff was
happening back then, the same crap. It's so, yeah, you're

(38:07):
exactly right. So we need to study history so we
don't repeat it. Yeah. Wow. You know, after the Civil War,
many gentlemen who were slaves at one point then ran
for office because after the Civil War they black people
were allowed to vote, and so black people were so
excited about voting. They showed up and they voted, and
so a lot of a lot of seats uh in

(38:30):
politics were taken by black gentleman and for a while
they were serving, they were serving our country, and then
it all went down, It all went down the toilet again,
and then it got bad again. But anyway, it's just
it's really fascinating to read these things. And as you said, Daniel,
history does repeat itself, and shame on us for letting
it repeat itself sometimes. But she's oh my god. Yeah. Anyway, again,

(38:51):
the name of this book is Mobituaries. But his podcast
and listening to him speak, he speaks just as intelligently
and brilliantly as he Right, he's so funny, Morocca. Make
sure you look up the podcast as well. Let's get
into the three things you need to know from Gandhi.
What are they Gandhi? What's going on? Well? The coronavirus.
Everybody is worried about now has a new name. We're
calling it COVID nineteen, and it's still causing all types

(39:13):
of trouble. A cruise ship is currently stranded after multiple
nations have turned it away due to fears of the coronavirus,
even though not one person on board has tested positive
or showed signs so far. Japan, Taiwan, Guam, the Philippines,
and now Thailand have all denied access to the Western Dam.
And we spoke to a listener earlier whose parents are
on that boat, on that ship, I should say, and

(39:34):
they don't know when they're going to be getting off
of it. Did you see that? It says now that
it could It may spread through pipes, pointing the CNN.
It just came out. God, it could be spread by
looking at me. Yeah, thinking about it, you're gonna get it.
I mean, that's crazy. Yeah. Miami Beach might be making
some big changes today. If you didn't know. Last year

(39:55):
they said spring break got a little bit out of hand.
So now the mayor of Miami Beach wants to change
the last call time for drinks from five am to
two am. People down there, especially owners of bars, are
not very happy with this. They say it's going to
take a huge bite out of their profit from that week.
But the mayor says it's just about time to crack
down and change the vibe of Miami Beach. He doesn't
want the anything goes policy to stand anymore. And finally,

(40:18):
spoiler alert, if you're into the Westminster Dog Show, a
black poodle named Ciba is the winner. I saw that
so disappointed. Oh Worria, did you did you have a
front run er? What you wanted? My miniature schnauzer never wins,
I said to that terrier competition for our well. Seva
is a standard sized poodle from Pennsylvania. She beat out
about twenty five hundred other dogs and six in the

(40:41):
non sporting groups. He's the fifth poodle ever to win
in the first since nineteen ninety one. Next year, Elvis,
it'll be a miniature snausher. Actually, it'll never be in
a minture And I'm okay with that, because you know what,
they're the runt of the letter. Whatever. I love my
miniature Snauzer. That's all that matters. All right, You got
a phone tap coming up? Can you're awesome? Lit you
thous kids? That's why we love you, Elvis. Deran in

(41:03):
the Morning show. You know what the fever is on.
People are listening to what we're saying about taco bells,
nacho fries. People are lining up because they know, as
I've told you, nacho fries, time will run out. They're
only here for a limited time. They're so delicious. I
love the nacho fries. They're in Mexican spiced French fries, right,

(41:24):
and then you dip them in this beautiful nacho cheese
and then you eat them. Oh my gosh, I'm so hungry.
We disordered food. We're like, please give us the nacho fries.
I know, and I want you to try him. So
next time you see a taco bell exit, pull on
in and keep in mind taco bells nacho fries are
back for a limited time, so you better hurry. Text

(41:47):
us always Strand in the Morning Show. So here it is.
It's Wednesday. We are two days away from Valentine's Day.
There's this new term for dumping someone right before Valentine's Day.
It's valentitening, valentiting. It's valentiting, right. Yeah. The term means

(42:09):
you're too tight with money or your emotions, so it's
time to avoid making an investment in this relationship. Oh
it should be called a douche bag. No, it's not. No,
it's not not at all. If it's not right, if
you if you need to find a place to jump off,
then jump off, dan you know, I mean, this is
a good time to do it. Look, if I'm with you,
and I'm kind of if you went with our relationship,

(42:31):
if I take you through Valentine's Day, that's showing you
something I shouldn't be showing you. That's showing you a
level of attachment that isn't there. But I also think
you have to think of other people's feelings and like
you know, to dump the relationships are hard, I know.
But if you dump them, if you just you don't
have to go crazy on Valentine's Day. It's just something small,
you know. Then you know I see your point. Look,

(42:52):
the last thing you want to do is hurt someone's
feelings day now. But if if you and I are
together and I'm thinking I gotta end this, I'm not
happy at all. And this is not fair for Danielle.
And if I take you through Valentine's Day, You're going
to expect romance and I'm giving you romance. It's giving
you a clue that this thing has legs and it doesn't.
Ripping off the band aid is never easy today, Well, like,

(43:16):
what do you think is worse hurting somebody's feelings or
wasting somebody's time? Because I think mosting somebody's time is
the worst thing you can do because they'll never get
that back. So you just rip that band aid off.
It doesn't matter when it is. Just let me suck.
I mean, look, hurting someone's feelings suck. Yeah, I get that.
So the reason I'm bringing this up, Danielle, I'm glad
you and I have a moment together. You look across

(43:37):
the desk. You see there's Gandhi across the way. You
know she's she's dating this Brandon guy. Yes, Brandon told
Gandhi that in the past he always did Valentining, he
always broke up with someone right before Valentine's Day. And
we are two days away, so we're all just kind of,
you know, holding our breath to see if Gandhi can

(44:00):
it over the Valentine's Day hump. I think he's telling
her because he's like, listen, you you're lucky. I really
like you because I'm not going to do this to you.
She made the cut. You made the cut. We'll have
to see. He's really sickly right now and laying in
my bed and I touched him. He's too sick to
break up. That's say. He's like, oh God, I had
to stay with her in a relationship because I was

(44:21):
too sick to break up him, because I didn't want
him to forget because he was sick. I was like, hey, babe,
don't forget. You only have two days to figure out
what you want to do here. You gotta hurry if
you have some valent titing to do. Let's cut it
off now, buddy. All right, let's get into that in
a minute. Also, people are going to brawl us at work.
I don't know that's a new thing. I got a
whole list of things we got to talk about. So

(44:42):
I'll tell you what it is. Way back Wednesday, And
this is one of our world famous tag team phone taps.
Who does this one? Yeah, Froggy and Danielle, are you
ready for it? Yeah? Here we go. Here we got
Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone. So, Danielle, this is
like a tag team you and Froggy phone tap Yeah,

(45:04):
Froggy and I tag team for this is Ralphie wanted
us to tap some people at his restaurant. He wasn't
at work when we tried to do the phone tap,
but he gave us permission to call and mess with
his coworkers. So that's what we did. Froggy and I
called Ralphi's restaurant. We totally mess around with them. Here
we go. Listen in today's phone tap. Hey, who's speaking?
This is Kayla. Hey, Kay, this is Josh. I was

(45:26):
in there last night, and if you could do me
a favor. The woman I was in there with wasn't
my wife, but my wife went through my wallet and
saw the receipt from last night. I told her I
was there alone, but either way she might be calling you.
She does. Can you just do me a favorite sackle?
You didn't say anything please? Well, I don't know who
you are anyways, so I think it's fine. So you

(45:48):
don't know anything, Okay, I don't know anything, So that's
what I'll say. Thank you very much. I appreciate it.
By Hello, This is not yes Hi. Who's this? This
is Kayla Kay. Look, my husband was there last night
and I am convinced that he was with another woman,

(46:09):
and I am trying to find out. Did you happen
to see a guy last night, brown hair, six foot two,
with a like some hot chick. I'm really sorry, man,
I don't know. I really don't know, but I mean,
I know he was there, and I know he's cheating
on me, and I really have to find out because
I really don't want to waste my time with this
guy if he is cheating on me. So I really
need you to think. Can you please think? I'm sorry, Hannah.

(46:32):
I would really help you out if I could, but
I don't know. I don't know who your husband is,
so I don't know how to help you. Well, he
likes to sit in like corners, like he probably would
have taken a corner booth because that's where we usually sit,
and we turn over so many tables, So many men
sit in corner booth. I don't know how to help you. Well.
We have kids, and I really don't obviously want to

(46:52):
waste my time with this if he is cheating on me.
You know what, A guy did call earlier today and
said that he was with a woman who wasn't his
wife last night. I knew it that son of a bitch.
I swear to God in his life knew it. Can
you tell me exactly what the son of a bitch said? Please? Well,

(47:12):
he just said that, you know, he wanted me to
cover for him. Oh, so he's called so he knew
I busted his ass last night. He knew I knew
where he was and that he was cheating on me,
And so then he calls you to cover it. I
can't really ick it in the middle of this. Um,
this is lunch right now, We're really busy. I'm please
stop reading your personal stuff into our restaurant, all right,
but I have a good day. Hello. This is not yes,

(47:36):
it is Did you really just rap me out to
my wife and tell him that I was there with
another girl for you to call here and curse me
off telling on you? You're cheating on your wife. You
should be ashamed of yourself. All you had to do
was just say no, I didn't see anything. I call
you here and asked me if you're cheating on her?
You called a damn damage control. I'm just gonna tell her.

(47:58):
I don't know you. I just simply called there and said, hey,
can you please not tell my wife? But instead you
told you you have a family, you have kids, But
I ask some agency. It's not your place that just
run around in two place. I don't want it to
be my place. You bought me into this. Are you
the kid that went around of the playground like told
on everybody? Little Sally's not hanging from the monkey bars
to n I'm gonna give you one more chance to

(48:20):
stop calling her rassing. After this restaurant, I'm gonna call
the cop. Yeah, I understand you're busy. Why don't you
go and make a list at every table who's sitting
were so in case somebody calls, you can make sure
I'm calling the coy damn number. Hello. Yeah, but what
kind of business are you running there? Excuse me? What
kind of business are you running? I called? What the

(48:40):
hold on a second? Customers always right? I called there
and I spoke to you, the waitress, Kala, whatever you are,
And I asked her not to tell my wife if
my wife called there, because I was in there the
other night with a woman who wasn't my wife puts
the dada here door there listen. So so we all
will get involved personal businesses. But you are involved. You're
you're a waitress told my wife, and I was in
there with somebody. It wasn't my wife. I don't know.
She told her, your wife, but she just taught what

(49:02):
told her. So I'm telling you right now, keep the
business out of here, of my business. Okay, this is
my business. You keep your business out Okay. Okay, waitress
you had there, she tells on every every time. Yeah,
every my waitress. You don't talk about her like that.
You obviously upset it very much. He has customers looking
at her. This is not the time and place to
do it. I'm very busy, and you're sprung things up. Okay,
how you treat all your customers? Excuse me? Is this

(49:24):
how you treat all your customers? The customers are gonna
ask my employees. I gotta go ahead, dysthetical. I got
people waiting for drinks for over ten minutes. That's not
the time of place I want. Okay, here, give me
the problemsiness. I came in there to eat. I didn't
come in there to get served by the moral police.
To me, who do you think you are? What do
you think my place is all about? Okay? This is
my place. I'm a rockets say well, I want I

(49:47):
don't need your business. I'm gonna answer the nobody. That's
why I'm the old all right. I don't Oh yeah, marriage, okay,
now any business elsewhere of cold in here, I'm gonna
call the police. Dude, don't you rent to cover for
your friend? Don't you like man? You're not friends? Okay?
And there, okay, I was stumbags like you that I

(50:09):
have to come up. You want to come to welcome?
I don't get you pretty drink? How about that? Oh great?
Now you're offering me free drink and I'm gonna head.
Do you realize your piece? Let me just ask you that,
all right? If you want to stand? Do you realize
you're being phone tapped? What if this is Danielle Vnarro
and Froggy from Elvis Durrant in the Morning Show, and

(50:30):
we wanted us to call you, and I'm gonna I'm
gonna get him. Man, he wanted us to mess with
you with your restaurant. He is on the phone. No,
he actually had to work, but he just thought he
left it in our capable hand. Dude, is how you
treat all your customers? I don't I'm a very nice guy.
I don't do that dude, if I'm gonna cheating my wife,
I'm not coming to your restaurant. Wow, all right, we'll
don't do that either, so you don't have a problem.

(50:55):
Tap was pre recorded in permission granted by all parties
Space Sturran Phone Taptan in the Morning show. There you go.
You get Danielle and Froggy in a room and boof problems.
A phone tap? Phone? What is a tag team? Phone tap?
That was a way back Wednesday? Phone tap? A brand
new one tomorrow morning. Hey, so we'll get back to

(51:16):
Valentining in just a second. A lot of people are
responding about two days away from Valentine's Day? Should we
break up? I don't know, Cheryl, you know an interesting day.
Cheryl's having you drive? How long do you drive and
listen to our show every morning? Cheryl Um? I've leave
my house at six am and it's an hour and
a half drive and I have thirty two miles of

(51:37):
dead phone um where I drive over the Kanga Mangus
Highway and there's no phone service. So I drive an
hour and a half to work every day. So so
Cheryl was telling us that it's it's frustrating because she
goes thirty miles without phone service. And there are things
we were talking about on the show that she wants
to talk about with us. She wants to call us,

(51:58):
but she can't. She's talk into the radio. We're not
talking back exactly. They're screaming at the radio and we
can't hear you. All right, So, Cheryl, I guess about
an hour ago you were listening to us. What did
we talk about that you want to talk about now?
Because I'll roll back the hands of time, I don't care. Well,
you were talking about where you you know, you've had
interesting you know, moments behind buildings and restaurants and such,

(52:23):
and yeah, we call that like sex. Um well, I
used to clean banks for a living, and um I
had sex in one of the rooms that you bring
your safety deposit boxes in. Wow, talk about a safety

(52:44):
deposit box, you know, And those are like little rooms.
I don't know if you've ever taken a safety deposit
box out of the vault at a banking They give
you this little tiny room. Yeah, I mean it's as
small as like the bathroom on an airplane. Yeah. Now,
we was actually connected. It was connected to like a
dunkin donuts. So afterwards we went next door to gets coffee,

(53:05):
and I think they heard of somebody that worked there
with you at the bank, or was it somebody that
you brought in from me? You know from the outside,
there was somebody I brought in. Oh yeah, don't they
have cameras all over those rooms to see what goes on?
Or no? You not? In the safety deposit box room,
L scoped it out. Okay, Now there was another topic

(53:28):
you wanted to talk about that you couldn't call in
on because you had no cell service. What was that?
You were having conversations about history and books and such.
There's a book called Imbeciles, Idiots, and Morons. It's regarding eugenics,
the sterilization of people who are girls, mostly women. But

(53:50):
there were men right up until nineteen eighty eight somewhere
around there where they would sterilize you if they thought
you were an imbecile, an idiot, or a moron, dependent
on level level, level of education, or how if they
thought you were stupid. Well wait, hold on, So this

(54:12):
was going on until what year? It's right up until
about nineteen eighty eight. Got eight hospitals, the old state hospitals,
though they call them State hospitals. That's where all of
that would take place. And now you won't find state
hospitals and you only see state hospitals on those those
ghost hunting shows. Yeah, yeah, they were sterilizing people up

(54:35):
to nineteen eighty eight. Scary. You almost got it. I
can't believe it. That's that's sad, and that seems so
barbaric and so medieval even anyway. Anyway, so it's called imbeciles.
All right. Well, the book I and Shows Today concerning
history is a little lighter read. Uh, it's called Mobituaries

(54:56):
by Mo Rocca. I hope you get that. You're gonna
love heard you and I I'm going to get it
and I'm going to read it. You're gonna love it.
All right, Cheryl, I'm glad you could catch up next
time you miss the show for thirty minutes. We're always
here for you. Okay, thanks for listening. Thank you, love
you guys. There you go, there you go. Look, she's like,
I got a call, but I can't. You know, when
we take our phones for granted, we always think we

(55:17):
have cell service. We always think we can we can text,
and sometimes you can't. You're like, no, I don't know
so let's go to talk to Addie. Addie, it's online
twenty three. Hey, Addie, Valentine's Day is well, Hello, Valentine's
Day is Friday. When are you excited? Because I've been
trying for years to get a hold of you guys,

(55:40):
and now I've got called back, which is even I
don't know, I'm so excited. Well, I'm glad you're here.
So we were talking about valentiting the act of breaking
up with someone right before Valentine's Day because you don't
want to spend money or emotional surplus on someone that
you're not into, right, yeah, all right, So how does

(56:01):
this apply to you? I think it's crappy if it's
the other way around, where you give somebody something very
generously and then they leave you right after, Yes, and
they gave you a crappy gift. Well, so then therefore
don't you think it's better to break up before the

(56:23):
chance of a gift exchange happens? Exactly? But it's I
That's what I'm saying, Like, if you're going to do it,
do it beforehand and don't be at a hole. Then
do it after the fact when somebody gave you a
great gift and then all of a sudden, Oh, I
don't think this is going to work out, but you
gave a crappy gift and I found like three hundred dollars.

(56:45):
By the way, it just happened to me. It sounds
like you've been there and you're not alone. You're not alone.
I just say, I think it's a good practice, but
as Daniel says, it hurts, and you never ever want
to break up with anyone. I hate going on the year,
So okay, you need to break up with someone. Now.
I feel like such an a hole. I think if
you're going to do it before Valentine's Day, cannot be
the day before, two days before. I mean, it has

(57:07):
to be. Got to do it today. Then you've got
to give it a couple of weeks. And then if
you're gonna do it after, I think you got to
wait a week or so. Now I cannot disagree with that.
You know what, Yeah, you can't wait until right dinner
and you know, make up for the gifts that I
just gave you. Hey, by the way, are you calling
from Cleveland? I am? Now have you ever made out

(57:29):
with a professional football player behind the cheesecake factory? In Westlake. No,
not at all. Make sure that wasn't you. I don't
know if that was you and I all right, Well
look Eddie, thank you for your time and no matter
who you're spending it with, I hope you have a
great weekend and we do appreciate your listening. I love
you guys. I love your energy. I am so excited

(57:51):
to wait until I sell my cool workers that I
was at in the radio. They'll never believe it. They'll
never believe all right, Eddie, thank you, thank you, have
a great day. Let's get into the daniel Report. Danielle,
all right, what are you working on? So there are
rumors going around that Prince Terry has held talks with
investment bank Goldman Sacks for the Sussex Royal brand because
they're said to be probably worth like a billion dollars

(58:13):
at some point, so they're figuring out investments. What are
they gonna do? Come up with a line of like
frozen dinners? You never know? Yeah, I mean you know
they probably are going to come out well with a
line of lots of things. And once I think she's
going to go back to work, I think she's going
to become an actress. Again, that's just what I think. Okay.
I don't know if you've seen Selena Gomez's new haircut,
but I swear she saw Sam Our very own Sam's hair,

(58:37):
and she said, I love that hair. I'm going to
get the same one. Because she's got the curls going on,
it's a little longer than Sam's and the little bangs.
She looks beautiful. But I couldn't believe it. I'm like,
look at this. Ariana Grande is juggling two men leading
up to Valentine's Day. Yes, maybe she doesn't want to
do what we were just talking about, so she's, you know,
sticking it out with both. She enjoyed sticking it out.

(59:00):
She's enjoyed a Disneyland date last weekend with Mikey Foster
of the Hip Hop to a social house, and then
two nights in a row, she was seeing with this
mystery man that people are trying to figure out who
he is, kissing this guy at a shopping mall restaurant,
and then the next night they were outside of West
Hollywood hot spot called Lucky Strike and they were spotted
there together. So, well, what is going on the multiple guys?

(59:21):
Why not? Yes, she came in. Yeah, if you're not
in a committed relationship. We're supposed to expect some new
music from Lady Gaga in about ten days, So put
the ten day countdown out. Hold on ten days to Gaga.
That's what that's the roum. That is the rumor. You know,
her sixth studio album will come at an undisclosed time.
But we're supposed to be getting the previous leaked track,

(59:43):
the one that we already heard. Supposedly we're getting that one.
That a surprise when that comes out. One year after
claiming he was attacked on the streets of Chicago, Jesse
Smolette was indicted by a special prosecutor. He could spend
time behind bars xcounts of disorderly conduct by a Cook
County grand jury over falsely reporting the assault. I think

(01:00:05):
he thought this was behind him. That what she deal
with it, and typical us, if it's off the headlines,
we totally forget about it. And then when I when
I saw that reports it that, I'm like, oh my god, really, yeah,
there you go, it's back. My goodness. Four point six
billion dollars is what the New York Knicks franchise is
worth and Apparently it's the NBA's highest valued franchise. The Knicks. Yep,

(01:00:27):
they didn't win games. Apparently it doesn't matter. Jimmy Fallon is,
Ryan Seacrest, Jimmy Kimball gives you, Lucy Hale, Luke Brian,
Katie Perry, Leonel Richie, James Gordon has the Jonas Brothers.
Don't forget It is the two hours season premiere of
Survivor Winners at War tonight and the Mass Singer You're
gonna see the Kangaroo, the Monster, the Turtle on the

(01:00:49):
White Tiger performing, and Riverdale is on as well. Thank you, Danielle.
All Right, So it's all about getting away, right And
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(01:02:38):
bring the action. Radio host Duran, Hello, Hello, thanks for
listening to the morning show. Listen to like every morning.
I love listening to Alvin. It's just so great to
want every single wantan in the morning show. You can,

(01:03:08):
you can. I'm sorry she called me a bit. You
can always text us if you want it. Fifty five one.
I love the text getting through. I just read one
a moment ago. Hello to my favorite morning show. I'll
listen to you every morning on the way to my
doctor's appointments and fertility treatments. You're with me every day
on the radio. Thank you so much. And listen to
Alex on line twenty one. Hey Alex, Hi, how are

(01:03:31):
you hi? We're doing well. Are you a member of
our Chemo Slash Radiation Club? I am, yeah, So Alex
is going in for a round two of radiation today, right, Yes,
I am. What does that feel like, you know, it
described that to us because we've never had to do
that before. What what's it like? What does it How
does it make you feel when you're on your way in?

(01:03:53):
And of course during so I had thyroid cancer, so
for a while I was clear, but just recently my
level kind of spiked up a little bit, so it's
a bit nerve racking. Yeah. I think I had thyroid
cancer six or seven years ago and went through the
same thing, and I have to always get my levels
checked and everything, and you never know, I feel yeah, yeah,
it's just kind of spiked up on all of a sudden.

(01:04:14):
So when you go in for radiation, you put a
gown on, I guess, and you lie down and then
a big white machine hovers over you and goes and
then you're done. I mean, what's it like. I actually
didn't have to do that. I was lucky enough to
just have to take the pill form of radiation. Right,
So I'm kind of like the lucky one where they

(01:04:34):
just give me a pill of radiation and I go
home and sleep for a while, and I just am
kind of six the next couple of weeks and then
I'm okay, Wow, when you went for your first round
of radiation, did they like tell you to stay away
from people like they did for me? Like I had
to stay away from my kids for almost a week. Yeah,
so the first round I didn't have my baby then,

(01:04:54):
so luckily my husband was able to just kind of
like leave the house for a week, so just me
and the dog. And then this time it's not a
higher Joe, So luckily I still good to be with
my son while I have the radiation. Oh good, Well, look,
you know what, you sound great, and I'm happy you're
listening to us. And the reason I asked you that
question at the beginning of this phone call. Are you
a member of our Chemo slash Radiation Club. We have

(01:05:17):
so many people who are on their way to early
doctor's appointments and procedures, even people going in to have
a tooth extract extracted. I mean it just they say,
they listen and it kind of brings your spirits up,
and and I'm glad that we could we could be here.
I'm glad that you're you're reporting back because we need
to know what everyone is doing. You know, look, what

(01:05:37):
are our listeners doing? Where are you going? The spirits
so it's nice to just kind of drive and get
your mind off of it while you go. Well, then
I'm sorry we're talking about we're defeating the purpose. Could
you please call in, Alex, call in so we can
talk about what you don't want to talk about. Okay, anyway,
you sound awesome. It's so good hearing from you, Alex.

(01:05:57):
God bless you and your family. And you tell those
doctors to do the right thing and then and uh,
you stay you stay healthy. Okay, great, thank you guys.
I love you guy, Alex, Thank you, thank you so much. Wow.
Oh my gosh. The first time I had the radiation
after my after my thyroid surgery, they tell you anything
you bring to the hospital with you has to be

(01:06:19):
thrown away. So my sneakers, my outfit, everything, do anything
you touched right after that has to be thrown away.
So I had to bring all disposable stuff to the hospital.
It's while being told you're basically poisonous. Yeah, and then
they come in and like, you know, you know, give
you this thing with there has mat suits and whatever.
I'm like, well, how could this be good for me?
I'm just's what they say. I mean, I could be

(01:06:41):
way off on this, But when it comes to chemo
and radiation, I think the whole point is, especially chemo,
is they have to kill you a little bit to
make you live longer. It's one of those weird things.
I know. Maybe you can answer better to that, Nate.
I don't know, but I've had a lot of medical problems.
Luckily I've never had to deal with that. So but okay,
don't you're right? Yeah, don't. I don't know. I could
be wrong. Don't have that. Just stick to strokes. You

(01:07:04):
know that I'm an expert at that. No more. Hey,
were you guys watching Ellen yesterday with Dwayne Wade. I
was fascinated with this conversation. It is very fascinating what
he and Gabrielle Union have been posting. They've been posting
all over their Instagram about it too. Dwyane Wade announced
his twelve year old son, Zion, has identified as a

(01:07:26):
girl and she's chosen the name Zaia. Yep, and so
Dwayne is so proud. He was beaming, he says, and
I'm quoting he says. I looked at her and said,
you are a leader. I love that. Can you imagine
going through what Zaia is going through? In this world
we live in, and your father, who is Dwayne Wade,

(01:07:47):
big macho sports figure but very well respected, looks down
at you and says you are a leader. How fabulous
your mom and I love you so much. I love
that story. I don't know if you saw it, but
if you can go back and maybe at the video online.
To have your parents support you like that is just,
you know, incredible, absolutely incredible. All parents I wish would

(01:08:08):
be more like that. Wow. I'm impressed at how bold
Ziah is because Dwayne Wade posted three video clips back
to back of her speaking about why she wanted to
do it, and She's like, I'm going to live my
truth because this is me and I want to be
an example and it doesn't matter if other people are
going to make fun of me. This is the life
I want to live, So I'm going to do it now. Wow,
at twelve years old, at twelve, I was so stupid.

(01:08:30):
I still am. I know exactly, Froggy and I are
still stupid. We can't shake the stupid. But you know,
I look at up to someone like Zaia and go,
you know what, thank you? You know. But Dwayne Wade
went on to say, we are proud parents of a
child in the LGBTQ plus community, we're proud allies as well.

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We take our roles and responsibilities as parents very seriously.
It's our job as parents to listen and to give
them the best information that we can, the best feedback
that we can. There you go. So congratulations Dwayne and
Gabrielle Union on raising an incredible daughter. That's an amazing story.
I love that. When's the list of me you ate
dog or cat food? Oh? My gosh. Never so there

(01:09:15):
was a yes. There is a guy whose name is
Mitch Felderhoff. He's the president of a Texas based dog
food company called Munster Milling. He ate nothing but his
dog food for thirty days to prove that it's if
it's good enough for me, it's good enough for my dog.
How did he do well? He did great. But so
there's this. If you go down the pet food aisle,
there's a refrigerated pet food called Fresh Pet. This is

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not an ad by the way, I begged him to
come on as an advertiser. I love Fresh Pet. Max
loves it. They have these these homestyle creations natural chicken patties.
They look like it looks like chicken burgers. Right, it
has the grill marks in it. I'm like, God, that
looks if you put that on a bun, I wouldn't
know the difference. Yeah, and a cookie or the other

(01:10:00):
day that was just for pets and it smelled so good.
I was like, if I didn't know any better, I
would eat everything in here. It's called wolfgangs everything. It
smells like peanut butter, smells like whipped cream. It's so
so so good. Well they make it delicious, well they
make it look great, right, But those cookies, if you
taste them, it's just kind of a mealy. There's no
sugar in you know what I'm saying. But so I

(01:10:23):
took Max eats the hell out of these fresh pet
natural chicken whatever they are. So I took a little
bite last night. You know it was fine. I mean
I wouldn't. You know. It really doesn't have a lot
of flavor because they don't need them. You know, dogs
don't require a lot lots of seasonings. Definitely, no salt,
no sugars. I was scary. Didn't you use to eat

(01:10:45):
milkbone dog biscuits? I've tasted them before because they sweet
them all the time, all pet food is automatically human. Great,
they can't. Of course, that's things that are poisonous. So
it's just a branding thing. It's mind over matter. And
I have had a milkbone dog Bis biscuits. I thought
it was like a Great, it's not just a branding thing.
There's no sugar in their Graham crackers are good because

(01:11:08):
of sugar. Can I eat fancy feast if it was
put in front of Oh, I'll bring you in a
can tomorrow. We'll see how you do. I'm just saying it.
Love that bad Scottie b he's a big pet food lover.
Is it someone cereal you're giving us? Is it really
pet food? No, it's not pet food cereal. But my
daughter Cooper, I go to Petco with her and while
I'm shopping, she goes to the little cookie bar there

(01:11:30):
for the dog treat thing, and she eats the sandwich
cookies out of the cookie bar. She seeks she steals
them and in the cream cookies. And she's twenty three
years old. Yeah, but I think it's funny. But she's
stealing it. That's the problem. So we have so she's
eating dog food and she's a thief. Exactly. Line twenty

(01:11:50):
four is Rachel uh calling us at one eight hundred
two two zero one hundred, Hey, Rachel, Hello, is it
okay to for for us to eat dog's food? Is
that okay? Oh my goodness, my kids all went through
a stage with that. I just gotta I just gotta
text racial. He says, you're lying if you haven't thought
about trying a begging strip. So, Rachel, literally have never

(01:12:16):
wanted too. But your kids went through a dog food stage.
They get on their hands and their knees and eat
spots food. I mean, what would they do? They are three,
one and a half and eight months old and all
three of them, my eight months old is right now
doing it. But all three of them would crawl to
the dog food bowl and like make themselves a snack

(01:12:37):
out of the dog food, every single lot of them.
Like I don't know, up, they're hungry and that's just
what they can reach or what. But all three of
them ate dog food right out of the bowl. Wow?
Have they have? So they would crawl to the dog
bowl and eat out of the ball yep? Wow? And
one of them do I get at daycare? And the
bitter got really worried. I'm like, that's the one that

(01:13:00):
did that. What goes on in your house? Well, I
mean it's okay, right, it's not bad for the Yeah, no,
it's not bad for them. But I actually had to
ask the pediatrician at one point, like they do this
and I try to stop them, but there's three little
people in my house and I don't always see them,
And she was like, it won't hurt. I'm just trying

(01:13:21):
to not have them do that. Well, it's one thing
if they if your kids crawl across the kitchen floor
and on their hands and knees eat food out of
the out of the metal dog bowl. It's another if
they sleep walk into the kitchen and then you hear
you can hear their vaccination tags of clinking against the bowl. No,

(01:13:42):
they don't do that, it's just during today they'll crawl
right over all. Right, Well, thank you, Rachel. Sounds like
your kids are on their way to agree a great life.
Isn't that kind of fascinating that we will all eat
our pets food, But we're very careful about letting our
pets eat our food. Where you should be. There are
many things your your pet shouldn't be eating, should we
be eating it then well no, I mean no, your

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your pets and their organs are more sensitive to things
that we aren't like like you never you're not supposed
to feed your dog walnuts. Walnuts are supposed to be
awful for your dog. And chocolate you hear, yeah, great,
there are also supposed to be bad. Yeah, but but
sometimes you eat them. A head russells on line twenty two, Russell,
how you doing good? How are you guys? We're doing okay? Russell?

(01:14:26):
In the afternoon, while we're at the local pub having cocktails,
he's at Petco at the cookie bar. Oh my god, Yes,
it's true. So you know how Peco they let you
bring your dogs into the store and they're usually fairly friendly.
So my Santas and they are walking around. Did we
see the cookie bar? And you know, we give our
dog one and I'm reading the flavors and they've got
peanut butter, chocolate chip and things like that. So she's like, oh,

(01:14:49):
I did get five one, And sure enough I did
and it was absolutely delicious. All right, I think I
had more than I think I had more than my
dog did. Wow, is the same ingredients maybe in the well,
like you guys were saying they use a little bit
less sugar and salt. But I don't know these particular
ones think they just nailed the flavor. I could have
tell the difference that it was a dog cookie or

(01:15:10):
a human cookie. Well, there you go, and it looks
so good. And you know what, a part of the
of the eating experience is how great it looks. All right,
I'm with you. I'm gonna run down to pet Coe
today for a quick shave and a little cookie bar action.
All right, thank you very much for listening. I will
I'm gonna post it just for you. Finally, we got
to go talk to Madison online eighteen scary. Hey Madison,

(01:15:32):
do you really work at the Omaha Zoo. I do, Yes, Oh,
I'm dying to go there. I think we're gonna try
to bring the show to Omaha to the zoo in
the springtime. If you don't mind us coming, that'd be amazing.
Tell me and then we can show you some areas
we know. My husband Alex is just such a zoo

(01:15:53):
freak and we've been to zoos around the world and
the Omaha Zoo is always number one on our list. Next,
we've got to try so Hey, so are you eating
your your animals food? I am so I work with
a bunch of different birds. Um. I work in a
free flight area, and so I work with parrots. They
have parrot pellets, and so we've tried those. We've got

(01:16:17):
a toarrocco. He's got some pellet food as well, and
we've eaten that. Basically all of the dry diet we've
all tried at one time or another. Well, so what
a what a bird pellets taste like? The parent pellets
basically taste like cardboard. They don't really have a flavor.
And then yeah, well not I even rice cakes taste better.

(01:16:40):
Probably they basically taste like Daniel's cooking. And then the
tarrocco pellets kind of taste fruity. Okay, well, look, you know,
if the animals can eat it, I mean, I'm assuming
they're most of the animals in the zoo I have
more delicate stomachs than we do, or not the big

(01:17:02):
giant evil ones that eat bloody meat. But uh, Madison,
you know, it's good to know if you're going to
be in there working with these animals and with these birds,
I think it's good that you're tasting it. It's good
to know what you're feeding them. I like that. We
love you, Madison, and we're gonna try to figure out
how to get to the zoo. I know that our
contact at the radio station there doesn't work there anymore.
Maybe he works at the zoo now I don't know, um,

(01:17:23):
but we'll try to come in the spring and uh
and come see you, and we'll we'll eat all your
your your parrot pellets. Yeah exactly, all right, Well thanks
for listening, Madison. You know we've gone on and on
for like three hours about eating dog food. Yes, scary.
You know. There's this doggy bakery where I live, and
I walk by all the time and they have these
doggy oreos in there. I swear they look like human oreos.

(01:17:45):
I want to have one. I didn't have one. Don't don't,
don't hesitate you, no, just go eat it. I don't
think it's much different. I think it's got to have
a lot of the same qualities. But wait a minute,
it's this back to the begging strips thing. They smell
so good, they smell they have that smoky bacony. You
know what I'm saying. Yes, they smelled Jordan, you've had

(01:18:05):
a begging strip. How delicious was that? Good morning, guys. Morning.
So yeah, I was about I was about twelve or so,
and I've been feeding my doggy bagon stretch for years
and I was like, uh, they smelled pretty good. They
gotta be pretty decent. So buddy of mine, dare me
to try. Once. I took a little bite and immediately
spit it out. It was really no, you're breaking my heart. Yeah, sorry,

(01:18:31):
sorry to break your heart. The smell is artificial, absolutely terrible. Oh,
I was gonna sprinkle some of my salad instead of
the bacos today. They smell like baco's right, they're like bacon. Yeah.
It says here that the bacon strips are made of
real bacon, but are enhanced with artificial ingredients. According to
Purina's website, the bacon is preserved with sodium nitrite, trite

(01:18:53):
and BHA. You also get ground wheat, corn, gluten meal,
wheat flour. Feeding that my dog. I'm not that's my dog. Yeah,
my dog's not getting that. You know what, you, Jordan,
I'm gonna send I'm gonna send the bacon strips over
to you. You You can have the veggans strips whatever. Thank
you for your call though. Finally, Danielle from West Hartford, Connecticut,
your parents used to catch you eating the dog food

(01:19:14):
all the time. Is that true, Danielle? Yeah, so we
Hi guys. Um, so I used to be caught eating Yeah?
Oh yeah. I used to come in there and got
it by the handsel and it worked out. I became
a veterinarian. See what happened? See look at that. Yeah,

(01:19:34):
if you eat me out makes you turn into a veterinarian. God,
what do you know? What do you have to eat
to become a guy of cologist? I don't know? All right, Well, Danielle,
thank you for listening, and have a great day, and
congratulations on being a vet. We love our vets, We
love them, all right, Danielle. Let's get into the three

(01:19:54):
things from Gandhi and we will do around the room
in our next break because we're running so late talking
about eating dog food. Hey, what'd you do for today, Elvis?
We talked about eating pet food. We're gonna do all right, Dandie.
Three things we need to know? What are they? Well?
The coronavirus that has everyone worried now has a name.
It's called COVID nineteen because the coronaviruses are actually a
group of viruses, not just one, and it's still reeking havoc.

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A cruise ship is currently stranded. Multiple nations have turned
it away because the fears of the coronavirus, even though
nobody on board has tested positive for it. Japan, Taiwan, Guam,
the Philippines, Thailand have all denied access to their ports
to the Western dam. Yeah, and we talked to a
listener earlier whose parents are on that ship. Couldn't they
basically just float around the world for the rest of
their life? I don't know. I was like, what's going

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to happen? I hope they're in a food an alcohol
Bernie Sanders is the winner of the New Hampshire presidential primary,
meeting out Pete boudajig Amy Klovichar and Joe Biden up next.
Nevada will hold caucuses on the twenty second, and they're
going to be dropping that app based early voting process
instead it'll be replaced by a scannable paper ballot since
the Iowa caucuses were a little bit convoluted when it

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came to counting votes. And finally we talked about this,
but there is an online challenge called the skull breaker.
This is so stupid. Don't do it. It's super stupid.
People are breaking their skulls. They're getting really hurt. A
girl in Florida got hurt so badly she says the
pain is indescribable. She had to switch schools, and now
they're suing her school system for allowing it to happen.
But if you see something that looks like it could
hurt you, just don't do it. Wait, so the parents

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are suing the school because their daughter did something stupid. Yes, okay,
just asking. Yes, that's exactly what is happening. All right, Yep,
I don't know the full story, but I'm just making
some Welcome to twenty twenty concluding, I thank you God.
All right, we'll go round the room and more stuff
coming up. Miss part of today's show, Elvian Demand. Who
is every show posted every day only on the iHeart

(01:21:49):
radio app Elvie Duran In the morning show, It's scary
you could tell when I'm not on my A game.
I mean, we're together every morning. So if you have
a called, do what we do. Take music next night
shift before bed. It helps you've called and flu sentence
to help you get to sleep. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. Oh, I'm sorry. I was just putting on

(01:22:11):
my new Jeffrey star blood Lust eyeshadow. Oh yeah, the
palette and makeup collection is this is not a drill.
This stuff is really out jaw dropping new makeup collection
from Jeffrey Starle. Sorry, I'm like, look at me, I'm
half done, half note beautiful. I know, he just was
a great job. Hey, you know what, I can't believe
we missed this yesterday and it made me think of you, Gandhi.

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Yesterday was Women in Science Day. Oh. I love science
and I love women in science. And I found out
because Bill ny he said, sent a tweet out saying
half of us are girls and women. I look forward
to a world in which half the scientists and engineers
are women. So we celebrate women in science. And Carrie Washington,

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your friend Danielle. Yes, she said happy Women in Science Day.
But that was yesterday, man, mad I missed it. I'll
celebrate today. So why are you so intrigued with all
things galactic and scientific? So to me, mastering some of
the sciences it's like a superpower. I mean, you can
do things you doctors can cure diseases, and they can

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make you better. You can fix animals. Walter White can
make crystal meth. I mean, if you really look at
the things that you can do when you master science,
you too use the world. I'm true, it would be
amazing to have that ability to do that kind of stuff.
I'm mad that I'm not a chemist. You know, you
got to keep something in mind. Danielle Gandhi and anyone
listening to this, you you are creating science every time

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you cook something. I mean to put acids against, sugars against,
you know, and then caramelization with heat and shape. You know,
all that stuff is science. It's great, it's awesome. I
don't blame you for being interested in it. Tomorrow is
um Tortelini day, so I don't know, the two have
nothing in common. Yes, cook some tortalini using your science,

(01:23:57):
using science. Ye wait, Natesance Heather is a scientist. Tell
everyone what she does, because it's so fascinated. She makes
alcohol like the beverages that everybody drinks. I love her,
and so yeah, she used. She's in a lab and
she has these things called pipe pets and the flasks,
and I mean it's very science. So she's a chemical engineer,

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she's food science. Oh but she knows all these Like
her mom's very smart too, Like her mom's the head
of some department of science health science. I don't know,
but they have conversations like we'll be at dinner they'll
talk about covalent bonds like it's nothing. I don't even
know what. I'm a pretty smart guy, and I sit
there and I'm like, I have no clue what the

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hell they're talking about. So, yeah, it's I love that. So, hey,
what do you guys wake up too in the morning?
Is it an alarm or is it music? I have
an alarmed alarm alarm, your alarm alarm for gandhi. But
if frog you said music, Yeah, Like I put it
on the really like easy listening light station and it
comes on really really lowly and low, so I could

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try to shut it off before it wakes the least off. Now,
did you used to wake up to an alarm and
not music? And so has your wake up changed since
you moved from alarm to music. Yes, it's much easier now.
I don't get jarred out of bed. It's slowly kind
of I kind of hear it hear it, hear it.
I'm like, oh, yeah, I gotta shut that off. Yeah,
you know I have. I finally changed my iPhone alarm

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to that one that goes doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo. It slowly fades up, But
for a while there I had like the loud one
on and it would just I would just god, I
would just jump out of bed. I couldn't handle it.
They're saying that if you're always groggy in the morning,
you need to wake up to music. Oh, you're saying
that music makes us more alert than waking up to
a beeping sound. I'm afraid that I won't hear the music. Yeah,

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what what would you want to wake up to if
you did listen to music when you woke up. I
have one my sister's favorite song, she wakes Up Two
shares believe because it starts like really low with like,
oh it's perfect, do you it's beautiful? I'll try that. Hey,
did we ever go around the room? I don't think really, Okay,
we're about to go around the room. We're about to
getting sounded. And by the way, I did not say

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the S word No, I did not. You were about
to say sugar and off, Yeah, I did. I a
moment we were talking about sugar and stuff like that.
But everyone's texting and Elvis just said the brown word.
No didn't. Sorry, it's really funny when you're doing live radio.
We can't go back and redo it. But I didn't.
I wasn't saying the brown word. It was sugar, but

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I stopped before the ugar. Sorry. I had a little
sugar actimy. But anyway, so okay, we're learning a lot today.
Let's talk about wearing a broader work. Now, this was
a big story for Brodie. Brodie's not in he's not
feeling well, and Brodie is you know, he's he's not here,

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so we can just talk about him, right, He's really
he's he's a he's a guy's guy like I don't
know if what that means anymore, but he's kind of
old fashioned when it comes to, you know, being a sexist. Anyway,
he's excited because he has heard that the hot new

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trend for women is going braw less at work. They're
saying that because workplaces are more and more casual, more
and more women are self confident and of course, the
Me Too movement rolled in and here we are, and
someone said, hey, you know what, I'm gonna be me
If it's uncomfortable, I'm not gonna wear a bra. And
so there's this, according to Brody and this story he read,

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we are living in a braw less at work society.
I've been living in that society for a long time. Yeah, yeah,
I hate braws. I think they're terrible. I don't really
even have anything to put anywhere. So it's like, what's
the way. We were talking about it the other day
and Diamond and Ali didn't believe me. So I was like,
go ahead, grab and they did, and they were like, wow,
this is impressive. Well so Danielle, nope, what well, I'm

(01:27:59):
wearing one. You got booze. But I but I there
was one day that I forgot it. Oh I don't
know how that happened, but I forgot it and I
was fine. So ever since my breast production, I'm okay,
I can go without a bra. I just choose not to.
I thought this story was a little behind the eight ball, Like,
wasn't this this has been a thing for a while.
I don't know why the story just popped up because

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guys just discovered it and yeah, excited, that's why. Well, no,
I think there was a story that just came out.
It's actually a career coach in New York City says
millennial women are much more self confident than women used
to be. Just like men aren't wearing ties as a
part of their uniforms, some women are for going bras.
And so it was a news story that just came out. Yeah, so, yeah,

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I know I'm old, and I remember the day when
women Women's Liberation, Women's Live. That was a big thing
in the seventies. And the big thing they used to
do is that women would march through cities, burning their
bras all the streets, and that was a major major thing.
To to look at it, history sort of repeating itself
in an awkward way. I'll find this sort of interesting. Well,

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to the girls in the room, Danielle and Sam, when
you get home, if you're wearing a braw what's the
first thing you do when you walk into clubs? Off
first his pants, but BRA's a close second. Yeah, you
fling that thing hates you get away from me texting
coming in. I only wear sport bras because I hate
bras another one. My boobs will be laying on my
knees if I went braw less. Yeah, that's how I
used to be as well until the breast surgery. Thank you?

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Was the breast surgery or did you have your knees
lowered a little bit of both? Anyway, let's go around
the room. We'll start with you, Danielle. What's on your mind? Head?
Yesterday my mom and I went to Target, and she's like, listen,
when we go in there, we just go straight to
what we want and we keep our eye on the prize.
Don't look lad, don't look right. Yeah, that didn't happen.

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We want them spending over two hundred dollars. It cannot
be done. I am sorry. I know I have done
it before, but for the most part, there's just no way.
There's just too many cool things in that damn store.
So what is it? I mean, let's look at the
science of Target. I mean, obviously they have the right stuff,
and they have it set out in a bright, bright
warehouse looking thing with red everywhere. Target's perfect, and they've

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got so many cool things. It's and things that I
didn't think I needed, but I really do. You don't Yeah,
you didn't know you needed it until you bought it.
By the way, Target is not paying for this acme. Froggy,
what's up with you? So for the last seventeen years,
I have lived three or four hundred miles from my
parents and not been able to spend their birthdays with them.
So now I lived three or four miles from my

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parents and yesterday was my mom's birthday, and it was
so awesome to go to dinner and spend time with
my mom last night and settle the birthday. She's such
a sweetheart too, she really is. If you get a
chance to spend birthdays with your parents and you still
have them, make sure you do it. Very good advice, Froggy.
What about you? Producer, Sam? What's on your mind today?
So you know how you guys always tease me for

(01:30:53):
being a sore loser and a sore winner and a
bad person to compete with whatever you wet like, it's
it's real. Will we have said that. I'm a little
concerned about myself tonight because I, along with Andrew, I'm
going to a viewing party to see Survivor this season
premiere with our friend Michelle who's in it, and I
know it's not the same thing as me competing, but
already I'm like primed. I'm rev dah oh, dear God,

(01:31:15):
like I might be escorted if I hear people talking
smack about Michelle that I don't like. I feel like
I might get escorted out of a bar tonight. You will,
I don't know, man, gonna be some ugly colors. You
have this weird switch in your head that that clicks
on and you're you're crazy. I call it my Napoleon complex.
It's abuser boyfriend in a game. I watched it. I'm

(01:31:37):
easy with that word. I did not abuse him. I
said he sucked, which he did. Ye. So tonight is
a season premiere of Survivor, and you guys, you're you're
taking Andrew because you know we're trying to get Andrew
on the show. And of course tonight's preview parties as
close as you'll ever get. Yes, it is, I meane him.
They are stringing him along, and I know they are.

(01:31:58):
It's their loss, really, and I have fun to What
about you, Gandhi who was an ex Danielle Daniel Gandi
And you're ready, okay, it's in Gandhi, You're right. I
just wanted to say to the two ladies in the room,
Danielle and producer Sam, that I love them so much
because whenever I'm dealing with anything. Yeah, I have my
friends that I've had forever I can talk to about things,
but I tend to go to the two of them

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now more than anything else, just about the dumbest stuff.
Like I was texting Sam yesterday thinking I was at
the end of my rope about some stupid things, and
Sam was cracking me up. And I just love these two,
the sisterhood of the Elvis Drain Morning Show, The Morning Show. Um. Yeah,
by the way, Gandhi, they both come to me independently
and said they're tired of you belly aching about everything.
I don't doubt that, Jerks, I kid, I'm merely I'm

(01:32:42):
merely acting. All right, let's get into sound with Garrett. Garrett,
what are you going on today? All right? Elvis, I
don't like to keep things off like this, but you're
gonna be mad with me off of this first clip. So,
the Backstreet Boys are on Jimmy Fallon last night, and
they did a barber shop quartet version of Cisco's the
Thu Song. I hate barber's shop. Cordet dress so scandalous,

(01:33:05):
and you know, another fellow couldn't handle it, and she's
shaking that thing like who's the ish and the look
in your eyes so delish? Like to dance hip hop?
S good? God help me. No, that's bad. No, it's
good because it's them, all right. The Baxley Boys were
also talking about the first song they ever sang that
got them signed. Now they haven't sang this in about

(01:33:25):
fifteen years. It's shies. If I ever fall in love?
Oh the very first time eyes your lip said hello
and I said, ha. They still sound great. Yeah, all right,
we're just talking about science, so let's continue on that path.

(01:33:48):
So scientists in the UK worked with music producers and
created a bunch of music that simulates the driving sounds
that puts kids to sleep. So you know, if you
put a kid in the backseat of a car while
you're driving, odds are they'll fall asleep. So this is
what they put together with a bunch of car sounds
and white, pink and brown noise. Well, okay, wait a minute.

(01:34:09):
If I play this, are people driving to work and
fall asleep? Depends depends on how to carriage. You are okay,
stay alert people. Oh my god. Alright, that is relaxing.

(01:34:33):
Now I need dad to pick me up and take
me into my bedroom. That is school. I'm putting you in.
J Amazon, can you wake us up? Please? What else you?
All right, let's talk about some new music. JR. They
put out this song called Bang and it sounds like
this job. Stay everybody reading this song. Everybody, let's go out.

(01:34:57):
We love JR. Let's un awesome. All right, we love JR.
J R. J Alright, alright, So yesterday everybody was doing
the broom challenge. We did it here on the show,
and so all the news anchors out there had to
explain why it wasn't real, Like this guy from an

(01:35:20):
ABC station in Indiana. Listen to how upset he is
after he filed this report. Oh, this is about balancing.
There's the center of gravity of the broom right here,
and it's right directly over the bristles. And if you
can actually make the bristles make a small little tripod
down there, they'll stand up. Any day. Yeah, any day.
I had people yelling at me because I was saying
that it's not a it's not a big scientific thing.

(01:35:41):
I mean, it wasn't happening just yesterday. It happens every day.
Oh you don't understand. I'm like, okay, go on. I
had people telling me yesterday because we did it here
at the show that I put hairspray on the floor
then stuck the broom down. That's all right, get it.
By the way, I like, what your last piece of
sound here is very very intriy. Go ahead, Yes, So
we do a segment here up on our YouTube channel

(01:36:04):
called Down in the DMS. It's also on our socials
at Elvis Durancho on Instagram, where members of the show
answer questions that people submit. This week, we had Scary
Jones sit down and one of the questions was who
has Scary had a crush on on this show? Well,
maybe back in the day. You know, I've been working
here since I was twenty. My hormones were raging, going crazy,

(01:36:27):
you know. I mean, you know, Danielle presented herself, I
might have hit it back now yourself. Oh my god,
her kids might be watching. No, I didn't say that, scrubs.
You know, people are attractive in the workplace because you
spend the most time with them, so they've become appealing

(01:36:49):
and attractive to you. So how could you not? I mean,
that's but no, no, no crazy funny business going on.
Did you really say I would hit that if Danielle
presented herself, what does that mean? Now? What physically? How
does one present themselves to you? If she made if
she made it obvious, if she made peth first in
the first year here, if she made it obviously she

(01:37:11):
just wanted your body, you would have given the day
only back then, though, all right, thank you, scary, don't
take this out of concert now, Danielle. Doesn't make you
feel to hear him say that. You know, I'm a
little bit um flattered. Flattered you are. At the same time,
I wish he would have presented in a different way,

(01:37:31):
if Daniell would have presented herself better. He also did
say that it was only back then, So if you
said you wanted to do it now, Danielle, he would
not take take you didn't present yourself? All right, I
think this is a good time to take a break,
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Every roll into Valentine season. Um, you know a lot

(01:39:23):
of people are like, I'm single. Who cares? You know
a lot of people would prefer being single Valentine's Day
are not And that's cool. But then there's also that
one person in your circle of friend and it could
be you, yea on Valentine's Night, you're going to text
your X. Don't do it? Oh yeah, don't do it.
Do not do it. We need to create an app

(01:39:44):
that blocks that if you're sending it on we had
a little too much wine. That happens. I mean, there
are questions you should ask yourself if you have to
unblock them on your phone in order to didn't you
know that they definitely shouldn't be saving in text from you?
All right, there's a reason it ended leave it there

(01:40:05):
is there a chance you're currently blocked on their phone?
Oh for sure, I am. Yeah. You shouldn't be texting,
I will not. Don't worry if you have their number
stored as do not answer or do not call or
do not Yeah, yeah, don't text them. Look, yeah, I know,
I know, I know. Valentine's Night. Even though you may
not think it will happen, there's a chance that you

(01:40:26):
may fall into that ditch. We're like, oh god, I
just want to say, I just want that feeling again. No,
don't do it. You you owe it to yourself not
to do it. It takes willpower. I know, I know. Seriously,
Maybe you're dating someone new, give that a chance, you know.
Or if you really feel the need to just randomly
message someone, get on a dating app and message someone there.

(01:40:47):
That'll probably be more fruitful. Text your mom, text your Yeah,
text your text your mom, or text your friend. Hey,
I'm about to text blah blah blah. Let them tell
let them talk you out of it. Yeah all right, okay, Yeah,
I just worried for people because I know I used to.
Every once in a while, I would get a little
years and years and years and years ago, I would
get a little melancholy, like, well, let's see what they're doing,

(01:41:07):
and then it never turned out right. Now, we have
a friend who who told us he was texting his
ex and they want to do an awful breakup, awful
and his ex was already married to someone else. We
actually picked his phone up and we deleted his name
and phone number out of his phone. We physically do that. Yeah,
that was good. You shouldn't have to do that. All right,
we'll talk more about that. And your weakness is coming

(01:41:28):
up as we get closer to Valentine's Day. Into the
Danielle Report. Danielle, all right, So CNBC revealing the highest
paid actors and actresses in Hollywood. Number one, for your guys,
Dwayne Johnson over eighty nine million dollars and for your
lady Scarlet your hands in fifty six million dollars. But
that's a big difference, million to eighty nine million. Then

(01:41:49):
is a big difference between men and women. We got
to change that. Katy Perry's Roar just hit three billion
views on YouTube. Post Malone is now the second musician
to have five songs reach a bill in streams on Spotify. Wow,
Justin Bieber did it? First, and he's now up to six.
So congratulations thing, I get it post malone yep, and
low Wayne now has the second most top forty hits

(01:42:10):
of all time. Drake is still way ahead though, So
I feel like everything Drake touches turns to gold. Yeah,
he can't do he can't do wrong. So rumor is
that the Prince Harry has held talks with an investment bank,
Goldman Sacks. You may know who they are because of
the Sussex Royal brand and the fact that very soon
in the future it may be worth a lot of money,

(01:42:31):
like a billion dollars and they, you know, want to
make sure that they cover their butts ahead of time
if they want to do something with that. Are they
still royals though? If they've chosen to leave the family
to get it both ways? I think he has to.
He's still a royal because he's blood related, right, Yeah,
he believe it or not. Even though he's down the list,
he's still in line to become king. It won't happen.
But yeah, no, he's still a royal. And even though

(01:42:51):
they haven't been winning recently, the New York Knicks are
the NBA's highest valued franchise four point six billion dollars.
So I mean it because they sell a lot of
merchandise and stuff like that. I don't know, I know
what makes them the best. Um, let's see Selena Gomez.
If you haven't seen her new hair, you have to.
It's adorable. She's got little bangs going on and curls

(01:43:12):
going on. She looks I think she looks a lot
like Sam. Now. Yeah, like her hair looks totally like Sam's.
Check it out when you give a chance. And Lady Gaga,
you excited new music on the way, luver has it
in ten days, we're gonna get that song that was leaked,
Stupid Love. We'll see and then you know, her sixth
studio album, Eyes coming soon, but it's an undisclosed time,
so we'll see what happens. Exciting stuff on the way.

(01:43:35):
Thank you, Danielle. Hey, I want to send you and
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(01:43:58):
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Morning Show. Okay, I'm sorry, my kids are sweating and
I'm Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. All right, we've

(01:44:23):
heard from a listener they need our help. Emergency Emergency
Line twenty one. Olivia is on our way to work out,
getting ready for a Spartan race. Are you kidding me? Olivia?
You need to train for this scene for like ten years,
don't you. Yeah, And I'm about two months out and
I'm just kind of starting. Well, I see, we don't

(01:44:45):
know how were you before you started training for this.
I mean, I've been an athlete my whole life, so
I'm not totally worried. But my endurance is not the best.
So that's what I'm really working on. So I'm going
to a spin class right now to try and get
my my heart rates steady. Olivia, You've you've got two

(01:45:07):
months until this this Spartan race, right, oh, like three? Yeah, Oh,
you can do it, I know, but you're gonna have
to dedicate yourself to it though you can do it.
Come on, at least you're an athlete if the rest
of us didn't take us two years. Yeah, I'm like
in my late thirties. I was an athlete until like
early twenties. Olivia. I can tell by the sound of

(01:45:29):
your voice. I can tell by the sound of your voice,
if you have three months to train for this thing,
you can do it. And look, if you don't know
what a spartan race is. Spartan race, I mean it's
described the one you're you're going to be in. It's
time I'm doing. I'm doing the one that's a half
marathon and there's twenty five obstacles and I have never

(01:45:50):
I don't think I've even walked that far in my life.
I just did a plane. I did a plane half
marathon one time. I trained for it for like a month,
which is nowhere near enough, and it was very, very difficult.
I can imagine how difficult to spartan. Ray says, but
you sound like you're in much better shape than I
ever was. Yeah, And it's funny how we're evaluating. We're
evaluating your your your health by the sound of your voice.

(01:46:12):
I think you sound great, sounds wonderful. I mean, if
you made it frog even, I think I think I
can do it. That's a very good way to look
at it. Do you know why I can do it?
It is, you know, even though it's a half marathon,
but all those other obstacles. I mean, it is about endurance,
and that's what you you need to work on in

(01:46:32):
three months. The little the little I know about training,
I think in three months you're definitely gonna make You're
gonna make a big dent in your in your endurance
level or possible endurance levels. I think, just go for it.
But you know what, no matter who's listening to us,
no matter what, you need to get accomplished between now
and three months from now, you've got to start right
this minute and just go. Yeah, absolutely, just just do it.

(01:46:56):
You're gonna do it. You're gonna be fine. I'm inspired
by you and you're change that you've made over the
last year or so well, thank you. Blah blah. I'm
nowhere near spartan race condition. But I think you know
you're gonna be just fine. Just just get in there
and start, you know, And that's starting is the most
difficult part. I don't know as humans why And I'm

(01:47:18):
the worst when it comes to putting things off and
procrastinating and doubting. Well, if I wait, maybe I'll get
it done. No, go do it now, because you know
you have to and you're gonna be fine. And secondly, Olivia,
will you get back to us and tell us how
you did? Oh? For sure, as I'm alive, I will
call back. Oh, you will be alive. You'll be very
much alive. Yeah, just go. People are texting in focus

(01:47:40):
on your quads. You'll be just fine. Get in there.
Two months, it's plenty of time. And you've got oh
you've got almost three. You're gonna be fine. The stay
in touch with it's Olivia. Let us know how you do.
All right? Thank you? Hey? What's that the mud? Whether
it's it called, it's like, yeah, tough mutter that. Let's
go do one of those. I watched Scary Hike once

(01:48:04):
and I thought he was going to die. And when Hi,
I think we just walked up a hill. But he
was not in a good place. Was that we were
in Santa Fe, because I remember it was several years
ago in Santa Fe. We all did a hike on
to the top of this mountain and we did yoga
and everything, and Scary you didn't look like you were
going to die. You and you're not even a smoker,

(01:48:26):
but you had the weeze going to carry a heavy
mat up the up the hills that was for an
hour on It was a phone mat. But the scary
brought his gravity blanket. But they were tricky. Jesus, if
you took one misstep up with this tricky trail, you
would have been gone. And that would have been getting

(01:48:47):
my life. Here. Here's here's what I don't get. I
am a lot older than you, and I've been so
out of shape most of my life, and I don't
I just don't even break sir that day. It's weird,
I know, but you've done it before. I finally made
it up the hill and then I'm like, now, I
got to do an hour of yoga on the top
of this hill, right, And Brody almost died. He had

(01:49:09):
to stop for a diet coke. Every fire that was happy.
I was so proud Brody though that he actually made
it up there. Yeah, but we had people who's had
to stop and cry. We had and people don't even
work for our show, but work for our company. They
had to stop. I mean we got up there and
we were halfway through yoga, and when they arrived, I
mean they were thirty minutes late, just trying to get
up this hill. Hey, we got to get into the
three things you need to know from Gandhi. I challenge

(01:49:30):
you everyone. I want you all to come back to
Santa Fe and go on a hike with me. Let's
do it this summer, this summer. Come on, Okay, let's
let's get doing. Let's get going, all right, Three things
from Gandhi? What are they? Well, Miami Beach could be
making a big change today. They are obviously a city
known for springbreak, and the mayor wants things to be
a little bit different now, saying that the only thing
goes vibe just needs to stop. So currently last call

(01:49:53):
for alcohol is five am. They want to switch it
to two am, effectively ruining spring break. But that's fine.
A black poo named Seba one this year's Westminster Dog Show.
I don't know if you guys saw Seba, but she's
really fancy looking. She's a standard sized poodle from Pennsylvania.
She beat out about twenty five hundred other dogs. But
we think Max Duran is going to take it next year. No,

(01:50:13):
Max Duran is too cute for the Westminster Dog Show.
It's pretty cute. And finally, former Empire actor Jesse Smollett
Danielle has been talking about this a bit is being
indicted by a special prosecutor in Chicago over the false
claims that he was a victim of a hate crime
last year. In case you forgot, he said he was
attacked by two men who yelled racist and homophobic slurs
at him. But prosecutors say no, he faked the whole

(01:50:34):
thing for attention. That charge was dropped after he agreed
to forfeit his ten thousand dollars bond, but now the
special prosecutor wants him to get in trouble for it.
We all thought that disappeared, but came back. All right, gandhi,
thank you? What's happened? Demi Lavano? Okay, this is Alicia Keys.
It's Camilla sabe Elvis Duran in the morning shouting charring
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this is like a tag team. You and Froggy phone tap. Yeah,
Froggy and I tag team for this is Ralphie wanted

(01:51:17):
us to tap some people at his restaurant. He wasn't
at work when we tried to do the phone tap,
but he gave us permission to call and mess with
his co workers. So that's all we did. Froggy and
I called Ralphie's restaurant. We totally mess around with them.
Here we go. Listen in today's phone tap. Hey who's speaking?
This is Kayla, Hey, Kay, this is Josh. I was

(01:51:38):
in there last night, and if you could do me
a favor. The woman I was in there with wasn't
my wife, but my wife went through my wallet and
saw the receipt from last night. I told her I
was there alone, but either way she might be calling
you she does. Can you just do me a favorite sacle?
You didn't say anything? Please? Well, I don't know who
you are anyways, so I think it's fine say you

(01:51:59):
don't know anything. Okay, I don't know anything, so that's
what I'll say. Thank you very much. I appreciate it.
Ye Hi, Hello, this is yes Hi. Who is this?
This is Kayla kay. Look, my husband was there last
night and I am convinced that he was with another woman,

(01:52:20):
and I am trying to find out. Did you happen
to see a guy last night? Brown hair, six foot
two with a like some hot chick. I'm really sorry, man,
I don't know. I really don't know, but I mean
I know he was there, and I know he's cheating
on me, and I really have to find out because
I really don't want to waste my time with this
guy if he is cheating on me. So I really
need you to think. Can you please think? I'm sorry, Hannah.

(01:52:43):
I would really help you out if I could, but
I don't know. I don't know who your husband is,
so I don't know how to help you. Well, he
likes to sit in like corners like he probably would
have taken a corner booth, because that's where we usually sit,
and we turn over so many tables, so many men
sit in corner booth. I don't know how to help you. Well,
we have kids, and I really don't obviously want to

(01:53:03):
waste my time with this if he is cheating on me. Uh,
you know what a guy did call earlier today and
said that he was with a woman who wasn't his
wife last night. I knew it, that son of a bitch.
I swear to goodness, I knew it. Can you tell
me exactly what the son of a bitch said? Please? Well,

(01:53:24):
he just said that, you know, he wanted me to
cover for him. Oh, so he's called, so he knew
I busted his ass last night. He knew I knew
where he was and that he was cheating on me,
And so then he calls you to cover it. I
can't really I can get in the middle of this. Um,
this is lunch right now, We're really busy. I'm please
stop bringing your personal stuff into our restaurant. All right,
but I have a good day. Hello, this is not yes,

(01:53:47):
it is did you really just raped me out to
my wife and tell him that I was there with
another girl? For you to call here and curst me
off telling on you. You're cheating on your wife. You
should be ashamed of yourself. All you had to do
was just say no, I didn't see anything. I call
you here and asked me if you're cheating on her?
You called a damn damage control. I'm just gonna tell her.

(01:54:09):
I don't want to stream know you. I just simply
called there and said, hey, can you please not tell
my wife? But instead you told you you have a family,
you have kids, like ask some decency. It's not your
place that just run around and my place. I don't
want it to be my place. You bought me into this.
Are you the kid that went around of the playground
like told on everybody? Little Sally's not hanging from the
monkey bars to run. I'm gonna give you one more

(01:54:31):
chance to stop calling her appiness of this restaurant. I'm
gonna call the cop. Yeah, I understand you're busy. Why
don't you go and make a list at every table
who's sitting wears so in case somebody calls you can
I'm calling the coping damn number. Hello, Yeah, what kind
of business are you running there? Excuse me? What kind
of business are you running? I called what a hold

(01:54:52):
on a second? Customers always right. I called there, and
I spoke to the waitress, kayla, whatever you and I
asked her not to tell my wife if my wife there,
because I was in there the other night with a
woman who wasn't my wife. Put the data here, door there, listen,
so so we all will get involved personal business. You
are getting involved. You're you're a waitress told my wife
and I was in there with somebody it wasn't my wife.
I don't know what she told her, your wife, but

(01:55:12):
I just taught you what she told her. So I'm
telling you right now, keep the business out of here.
Of my business. Okay, this is my business. You keep
your business out okay. Well, waitress you had there, she
tells on every every time. Yeah, my waitress. You don't
talk about her like that. You obviously upset it very much.
You guys customers looking at her. This is not the
time and place to do it. I'm very busy and
you're screwing things up. Okay, how you treat all your customers?

(01:55:35):
Excuse me? Is this how you treat all your customers?
The customers are gonna ask my employees. I gotta go
ahead to stable. I got people waiting for drinks for
over ten minutes. That's not the time place I want. Okay,
give me the problems. I came in there to eat.
I didn't come in there to get served by the
moral police. To me, I don't get who do you
think you are? What do you think my place is
all about? Okay, this is my place. I'm real lock

(01:55:57):
it's say I want, I don't need you? Is this?
I don't gonna answer? Then a body? That's why I'm oh,
all right, I don't even knowledge. Okay, now okay, this
helse with here. I'm gonna call the party. Dude, don't
you have rent to cover for your friends? Don't you like? Man?
You're not friend? Okay, and there I'm okay. I with

(01:56:19):
stumbbags like you that I have to call a bancome
tap you up? Welcome you pretty drink? How about that?
Oh great? Now you're offering me free drinks? And I'm
gonna head. Do you realize your piece? Let me just
ask you that, all right? If you want to stand?
Do you realize you're being phone tapped? What this is?
Danielle Narrow and Froggy from Elvis Durrant in the Morning Show,

(01:56:41):
and you want to I'm gonna. I'm gonna get him. Man,
he wanted us to mest with you with your restaurant.
He is on the phone. No, he actually had to work,
but he just thought he left it in our capable hand. Dude,
how you treat all your customers? Oh? God, I don't.
I'm a very nice guy. I don't do that. Dude.
If I'm gonna cheating my wife, I'm not coming to
you your Wow. All right, we'll start doing that either,

(01:57:02):
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(01:57:26):
messaging rates may apply. It's Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. Wow,
look at that. You know today is Wednesday? Right? Yes,
this is so cool. We only have Thursday and Friday
and then kaboom, we're gonna fly off to new galaxies. Yes, yeah,
or maybe not. Wait, okay, anyway, let's get into our
last Daniel report of the day. What do you have
going on? Daniel? All right, So Jennifer Aniston is on

(01:57:48):
the cover of Interview magazine from March, and she was
interviewed by Sandra Bullock, who's one of her best friends.
But everybody is were is talking about the cover of
the thick of the magazine. You have to see it,
you have to. Hey. So she's wearing a black leather jacket.
She's wearing like these little tiny short things. She's got

(01:58:09):
boots over her knees, and she's bending down and it's
just the most awkward facial expression and pose that people
have ever seen. And she's gonna be fifty one in
February eleventh. She looks incredible, But everybody is like, what
the hell is she doing on the cover of this
magazine exactly? But when you get a chance to check
it out, it's interesting. Oh it's a little strange. Okay. Yeah.

(01:58:33):
One year after claiming he was attacked on the streets
of Chicago, Jesse Smolette was indicted by a special prosecutor.
He could spend time behind bars six counts of disorderly
conduct by a Cook County grand jury over falsely reporting
the attack. So we'll see what happens. I think he
thought it was said and done and he was gonna
move on. But it's it's not said and done. And

(01:58:54):
Selena Gomez if you haven't seen her new hair. I
love when celebrities get new hair because it's totally news
everybody hair. Yeah, she's got a new hairstyle. You got hairstyle.
It looks fantastic, so check it out. It actually looks
like Sam's hair, So I think she took a little
page out of Sam's book. She looks good. New music
from Lady Ganga expected in ten days. Arianna Grande juggling
two men. She's with the Mikey Foster guy the other

(01:59:17):
night from Social House and then she's kissing some other guys.
So I mean, you know, going, what are you gonna do?
She can do it, do it, go ahead, grow, get
down and um loved it. Hey, this is John Lege.
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