FULL SHOW: The Day We Said the Wrong Thing Out Loud

From getting the wrong delivery and reheating leftovers to Nate’s questionable “JO” station, things get weird fast. We play Family Feud, debate BS life sayings, dive into millennial habits, and Skeery admits what he’s actually afraid of — plus an “Ask a Gay, Ask a Lesbian” that goes off the rails.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Are you guys ready for it?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
I love the Morning Show, listen to every morning when
I'm driving to work.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
They're getting larger.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
I just like all of them. They're all really funny.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Horse.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
I hear you just finished an extreme workout? Is this true?

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Oh yeah, I got up this morning.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Uh my wife's apprised me with something in bed and
it wasn't breakfast.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Let's switch gears and talk about the Real House Moms
of Nakaty.

Speaker 6 (00:35):
They should be a show.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Awesome.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Okay, so I'm saying it right correct? Yeah, okay, okay.
So Nakaty is it's a neighborhood near where you live
in Jacksonville, right correct? Yes? Yeah, okay, So they have
this like all great neighborhoods have. They have the housewives
of you know, enter the name of your community here

(00:59):
h online. You can go on and bitch and moan.
You can find out if there's anyone who can come
over and clean your pool. You can like I've got
a bed for sale. Whatever. So read read the post
that was put on the Real House Moms of Knackety.

Speaker 7 (01:13):
This was eight hours ago, so late last night. It
says does anyone know any good divorce attorneys? I am
tired of my husband's BS. But they did not use BS.
They spelled it out fully, So why wouldn't you keep
something like this, I don't know, like to yourself or
talk to a friend or I mean, and then there's
fifteen comments. The fifteen comments are all completely railing. What.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, she wanted to blow off some steam, but maybe
she really is reaching out for some advice. But what
what did they post below her comment?

Speaker 7 (01:47):
Get rid of him? He's lazy, he didn't do anything.
And then there are a few attorney suggestions of people
that she should call, so she's follow on her way.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
But I mean, these people are comming. Do they even
know who it is? They're just like assuming the guy's lazy.

Speaker 7 (02:03):
I don't know, right. See, that's what's weird. Most of
the time, when you post in these forums, it says
the person's name. All it says is group member. The
reason I only see group member is because I'm not
a member of the real house Moms of Nakati Lisa
is I'm not because I'm not a house mom, so
therefore I'm not allowed to be member.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
So she posts, does anyone know any good divorce attorneys.
I'm tired of my husband's b Yes, And then you say,
all these posts come rolling through, and I wonder if
she woke up this morning and said, let me go
check and see if I have any answers. You know,
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:33):
I don't understand though, why Lisa doesn't just talk to
you about it before posting something like that.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh my god, I know. But a lack of communication
in your house from anyway. But if you remembering one
of these neighborhood of posting groups or whatever, they get
really deep. They get really slicing and dicing in these things.

Speaker 7 (02:57):
I mean, yeah, there's lots of snarky comments like, oh
I saw so and so last night left their garbage,
I mean, and it just it goes from there.

Speaker 8 (03:07):
We had somebody who was trying to find out who
the person was in the car with their other half
and posted the picture and said, can anybody tell me
who this was with my significant other? I'd like to
know because I think they're having an affair. And then
everybody did their comments underneath as to who they thought
it was.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Herefore, someone just sent a text saying that Knocket is
swingers central, a community of living beyond their means and
no cheaters. Wow, well you know what, you know what
you say, No, but this is what their opinion is.
They're saying it's the most surreal place ever.

Speaker 6 (03:39):
Cheaters and debtors.

Speaker 7 (03:42):
It's not that there's no swinging or whether. I'm not
saying there's no swinging going on. It could be swing
going on, but it's not a community fellow swingers.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
No one.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
We've lived diferent three and a half years. Nobody's ever
tried to swing with us.

Speaker 7 (03:51):
Because nobody's ever tried to swing with us, and I
think at least is decently attractive. Somebody would have tried
to get that. I'm not expecting for me. I'm just
saying for her, she would at least get an offer
or too.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
I don't know. People are checking in, uh Froggy. They're
saying Nkate is for swingers, Wow, Swingersville Frog. I'm telling
you obviously they see a different perspective of Nakate.

Speaker 7 (04:13):
I want to talk to somebody who has who has
actually had success trying to swing with people in this neighborhood.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
I want to hear asking for a friend.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, yeah, you want to zero one hundred Tiffany on
line twenty four. She has all the dirt on what's
going on in Knockate. So Tiffany, first of all, do
you read the Housewives of Nakate online?

Speaker 9 (04:32):
I do, very, very silently.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
I just watched.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
So do you know who who that was that posted
about looking for a divorce attorney because her husband's full
of BS?

Speaker 9 (04:43):
I do not. So one of the features you can
do is post anonymously, and that person posted anonymously.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Okay, So we're hearing there's a lot of swinging going
on there, but Froggy insists there isn't.

Speaker 9 (04:56):
What do you think, Well, Froggy, let me ask you this.
How long have you lived there?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
A little over three years?

Speaker 9 (05:05):
Okay. So there's a restaurant in like the main town
center area of Nakati, that is the Swingers Hubs.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Which restaurant is it?

Speaker 9 (05:16):
It's oh my gosh, the name just slipped my mind.
It's right next to the public soough to the left.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Tiler Park, trailer park Okay, yeah, the restaurants called trailer Park. Yes.

Speaker 7 (05:31):
So the guy's name is Trey t r e y
and it's it's spelled t r e y l O
r tray Lore and then park so it's like a.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Right, right, right, So this is where swinging goes on. Okay,
go ahead.

Speaker 9 (05:43):
So there's been a couple of times where my husband
and I have gone in there and there would be
huge groups of people and we'd be watching couples come
in and then like slowly, those couples would break apart
and someone's wife would be over with someone else's has
then and then they would all leave and there's a

(06:04):
there's a really large hub there. Their symbol is the
upside down pineapple. Do you ever see that at anyone's house?
It's the thing, It's real. I lived there for about
two and a half years and the messiness I just
saw was insane because you.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Don't want to get involved with that. But wait, hold on,
so Tiffany, So if someone hangs the upside down pineapple
in front of their house, that means they're swinging. Do
you just go knock on the door and say, hey,
let's do it? I mean, does that work? Or how
does that? Or are there out on the front porch
waiting for you to walk by? How does that work?

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Well?

Speaker 9 (06:42):
I don't share, well, so I don't go knocking on
anyone's door. But I think it's just like it's like
the bat symbol, like the batman symbol. It's just let
of people know.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Okay. Well, like if I put a rainbow flag in
front of my house, it means possibly I'm gay and
living in this house. But it does it mean come on,
knock on the door, come on, knock on my door.
So it's just it's a symbol.

Speaker 9 (07:08):
Well yeah, I mean, how many upside down pineapples do
you see? And normally they're upright, So it's it's a
pretty clear, deliberate.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
Okay, Well, cool, I know where we're going to dinner tonight.
We're going to trailer park.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Tonight night and the next night, the next night. Well, look,
if you ever, Tiffany, I know you're you're quietly keeping
an eye on the housewives of Knock a Tea online.
If you see anything uh unruly or festive, let us know.

Speaker 9 (07:40):
There always is. Just give it, give it an hour
or two.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
You know what you could turn out to be uh
uh what's your name from? Uh Brokerton or Breaker ten
or whatever the show? Yeah, that way exactly. You have
all the gossip. Anyway, Thank you for listening to us. Tiffany,
have a great day.

Speaker 9 (08:00):
Okay, thank you guys, y'all, thank.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
You very much for listening. Appreciate it. There you go.
So it's it's naive to think that there's not a
little of that going on in every neighborhood, because I
know out here where I live there's a lot. They're
all doing each other, and they all have done each other.
I mean, men, women, men, men, you know the whole thing.

Speaker 6 (08:21):
I think it's so much more rampant than any of
us know about. And I think a big part of
it is discretion, so they don't just run around talking
about it to anybody on the radio. Froggy, maybe that's
why you're not getting the invite.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Oh yeah, don't talk about it.

Speaker 7 (08:33):
But you know what, Lisa, Lisa does have a pineapple
welcome doormat at our front door. Maybe Lisa's doing some
stuff I don't know about. Turn it upside down, see
what happens, See how your day changes.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
What was that Elvis Duran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 6 (08:54):
Hi, this is Ariana Grande.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
I aren't doing any Hi, this is Harry Styles. You're
listening to Elvis Tura and the Morning Shut.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
The Horoscopes British or Sam Who are you doing them with?

Speaker 6 (09:03):
How about Scotty Bee?

Speaker 1 (09:04):
How about Scotty Be? Do it all right?

Speaker 10 (09:07):
If it's your birthday today, you share it with Sophia Carson,
David Harbor, Mandy Moore and baby Face Aries. A sweet
random moment revives your hope and makes the whole day
feel lighter. Your days an eight Taurus.

Speaker 11 (09:19):
You are more honest with yourself today, and that truth
gives you real momentum.

Speaker 6 (09:23):
Your day's a nine Gemini.

Speaker 10 (09:24):
You don't need to dominate today. Quiet confidence gets you
farther than showing off.

Speaker 11 (09:29):
Your days of six, hey, cancer, holding everything in backfires,
so tell the truth before it becomes heavier.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
Your day's of five Leo.

Speaker 10 (09:36):
A connection shifts in a way that feels uncertain but
secretly very promising. Your days of seven Virgo.

Speaker 11 (09:42):
There's a joy in you again today, and it comes
from accepting what's already over.

Speaker 6 (09:46):
Your day's a nine Libra.

Speaker 10 (09:48):
A conversation goes deeper than expected, and you walk away
changed in small ways. Your day is a seven.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
Hey, Scorpio.

Speaker 11 (09:54):
Something you're gonna hear today will remind you that quiet
strength still moves mountains beautifully.

Speaker 6 (09:58):
Your day's an eight Ars.

Speaker 10 (10:00):
You end the week clearer, stronger, and much less interested
in shrinking yourself your days of nine.

Speaker 11 (10:06):
Hey, Capricorn, the people around you are going to feel
your shift today, even if nobody can name it.

Speaker 6 (10:11):
Your days an eight Aquarius.

Speaker 10 (10:12):
Something clicks into place today and your confidence returns stronger, calmer,
and cleaner your.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Days of ten.

Speaker 11 (10:19):
And finally, Pisces, you need less reassurance than you think.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
Your body already knows what's safe. Your days a six,
and there's your Friday morning horsecpes.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Hey, I got a question for you. With all the
activity at your front door, Amazon arriving sometimes almost daily
for some people I don't know, and you know, grocery
deliveries and deliveries, lots of deliveries, right, Are you receiving
a lot of the wrong deliveries? Are you receiving someone
else's delivery sometime from time? There's got to be a

(10:47):
mix up from time to time. Just seems yeah, it
seems natural, right, yeah, I got of Well, hold on,
I don't know if it's one of you playing a
trick on me, because I don't think it just says
the wrong name on the bobs. But someone sent me
a big like creative tampacs. Oh, it was like it

(11:09):
was a four pack, like of fifty four count boxes.
So I have four times fifty four numbers of tampons.
It is addressed to someone else, but it's addressed to
someone else, but it's addressed to my address. So I'm
not quite sure how to handle it. Do I send
them back?

Speaker 12 (11:27):
Maybe?

Speaker 6 (11:29):
Can't that a returnable item? Tampons on.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Unused?

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Well?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
I know so, so don't they're cheap? I mean only
like seven bucks a box. I've got four boxes of them.
I mean, do I want to go to all that
trouble to ship seven fifty four count boxes of tampons
back to Amazon? I don't know. Tell me I'm not
doing wrong.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
I wouldn't. Can you donate something like that?

Speaker 1 (11:52):
I don't know a great idea, you know what? Didn't
even think about that?

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah, you might be able to, but I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
You see, I didn't read label. I just opened it
up and went, Okay, which one of those a holes
at the station sent me tampons? Which I was in
a bad mood that day? Did you send? Did you
send tampons to my house? I would never do such
a thing. What about you name? Did you send tampons
to my home? I would never. I mean, yeah, I

(12:19):
mean I might send you something unique or clever, but
I don't think I would send tampons. Yeah, all right, anyway,
so what do you think, Danielle? What were we gonna say?

Speaker 8 (12:27):
No, So I my address is the same as someone
else's address in the next town over. For some reason,
we have the same address, but one town over, right,
So we get each other's deliveries all the time. One day,
somebody came from a nursery and dropped off a bunch
of trees, and they just dropped them off in.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
My in my garage, in my driveway.

Speaker 8 (12:49):
So I called my husband and I go, I call
my husband, I go, when did you order new trees
for the backyard? And he goes, I didn't order new trees.
And we couldn't get in touch with anybody. We had
to wait until they real that they delivered the trees
to the wrong address. And how does place come back
and pick up all these trees and redeliver them into
the right place.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
It was ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
That's more difficult than tampons trees or that's major.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yep, But it happens all the time.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
With us.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
It's crazy, Scotty B. What happened to you? Well, here's
the thing.

Speaker 10 (13:19):
At the beginning of the pandemic, when you couldn't buy
any paper products, I found a company that had Kleenex
hand towels, and so I ordered twelve boxes of them
for the house, and they.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Sent me twelve cases of them.

Speaker 10 (13:31):
So instead of just twelve boxes, I had twelve cases
and there was eighteen boxes in a case. So I
was like, huh. And they only charged me to real estate. Yeah,
they only charged me for the twelve boxes. So I
waited a month and heard nothing. I was like, okay,
So I started giving some to my friends and family.
I donated a box to the firehouse and then and

(13:51):
that was it, and I used the rest of them,
and they're pretty much all gone at this point. And
then all of a sudden, two weeks ago, they emailed
me and they say, huh, we overshipped. We're charging your
credit card eight hundred and fifty dollars. And I was like, what, No,
that's not my fault. And so now I'm at it
with the credit card company. And it's a whole big
thing because apparently the Federal Trade Commission says that if

(14:12):
you get something by mistake, you should be nice and
send it back, but you don't have to. You can
keep it as a gift. So I now I'm kind
of in this whole dilemma. You have lots of paper towels.
This is good, Well, I mean when they're all used now,
so you can't send them back. I can't send them back.
Most of them are gone. I only have like one
case of them left and that's it. And I have
an eight hundred and fifty dollars bill that I have

(14:32):
to pay in two weeks unless something happens.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
On twenty four is Brian. Brian had a little little mishap. Look,
you know, with all these deliveries going on more than ever,
more than ever in our history, probably there's gonna be mistakes. Hey, Brian,
what happened to you?

Speaker 13 (14:47):
So I purchased my house and then about four months
later I re see the package for the previous owners.
There was no way of getting in touch with them,
held on to it for a while, and then you know,
decide to open it, and and side was the bag
of marijuana. You know, pot growing seas So you know

(15:08):
I'm not throw it out.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
So did you plant them, not saying we're planting them,
but yeah, okay. Why you know when when we were
in high school and we we we could only afford
the pot that was full of seeds, we would actually
plant them in our neighbor's yards and we go to

(15:31):
people's houses we didn't like and plant marijuana all over
their front and it's all all right. So hey finders keepers,
enjoy your pot seeds.

Speaker 13 (15:42):
Man, it's so funny.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
All right, thanks for listening, Brian, have a good day.
Sometimes it's a nice it's it's a nice mistake. Tampons.
I wasn't too, but I'm definitely I'm definitely going to
donate them. That was a good idea.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
Danielle Elvis Durrand's after Party.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Okay, Danielle's gonna start. If you got topics you'd.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
Never hear on the air.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
Oh god, get a wait, Katy, listen.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Now on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
It is the what is it called Elvis.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Ter Rand's after Party? Ask for it by name Elvis
ter in the Morning Show. Oh there goes Elvis, Elvis
da Rand in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Got a question for you, So picture this you're in
a room. Now, what do you do?

Speaker 6 (16:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (16:32):
You go around it?

Speaker 1 (16:34):
It's time. You guys are so stupid. Maybe I'm stupid.
Let's go round the room. Let's start with you straight, Nate,
what's up with you today? I just had a brain fart.
Please come back to me, all right? Over to Danielle.

Speaker 8 (16:48):
Danielle, Okay, is it wrong that I love Sam's butt
so much that I actually texted her husband about how
much I've appreciating her button wrong.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Or just awe of both? If you talk to Sam
about her but she about.

Speaker 6 (17:04):
That she has her hand was on it.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Your butt is lovely.

Speaker 8 (17:07):
And then I texted her husband and said, I just
would like you to know your wife has a lovely
but that is all?

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Okay? What if I called Scotty's girlfriend Megan, I really
love your boyfriend's but she'd probably ask you to come over?

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Is she? Is she crazy? Dey like that?

Speaker 15 (17:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (17:25):
I don't know. It's sort of a hybrid between freaky
and this is crazy?

Speaker 6 (17:33):
I like crazy crazy?

Speaker 4 (17:34):
All right?

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah, so anyway, he appreciate that.

Speaker 11 (17:37):
He really did, thank you, but not as much as
I did, which one was giving compliments even if hr
gets involved.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
So do we agree? It's okay? Yeah, gets no matter
what you think, Sam is, it's okay, Sam, nice ass?

Speaker 6 (17:50):
Thanks God.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Oh my goodness. I see Andrews here is he is?
He a part of the around the room.

Speaker 6 (17:58):
He's my he's my around.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Oh okay, so I'll skip Andrew And I also have
one though, okay, by all means, I was inspired by
Danielle who took that social media break that I physically
had to buy.

Speaker 16 (18:12):
This device that you tap and it shuts off all
your apps and it keeps a counter for how long
you've been off the apps. I did twelve hours of
no social media yesterday and I'm getting better and better day.
So it's this little device. You tap it just like
you would tap to pay, and it's fantastic. What's it
called brick?

Speaker 1 (18:31):
It's literally just called brick. Oh so I guess when
he's off social media, he's playing gardenscapes again. You do
have a gaming addiction, all right? Uh, producer sandwich on
your mind?

Speaker 6 (18:43):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (18:44):
So I'm sure we all have little habits that we
do usually when we're alone, like just little weird things.

Speaker 6 (18:49):
I got caught the other day doing one.

Speaker 11 (18:52):
Sometimes if I'm in a restroom with the toilet that
flushes automatically. I think it's really funny when I'm like
standing up to say, that's all, and that's what it flushed,
and I forgot.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
It was in the bathroom with a friend of.

Speaker 11 (19:02):
Mine and the toilet flushed, and she goes to, what
the hell did you just say?

Speaker 6 (19:06):
It's something I do for me. It's fun.

Speaker 11 (19:08):
It's just funny to pretend I'm Miranda Priestley talking to
the toilet.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
That's all. It's very satisfied. You know that the cat's
out of the bag. Give it a try.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
You'll love it. Scary, God knows what you're gonna do
to contribute here. Let's listen in. You know, I have
a petty life. Letdown.

Speaker 14 (19:27):
Life is full of letdowns, but I have petty ones,
like when you know it.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
This usually happens around.

Speaker 14 (19:32):
The holidays, you know, when you see those like milk
chocolate sands and frosties and all those or whatever it is,
and you're like, oh my god, I want that, and
then you open it up and then you bite into
it and it's hollow. Yeah, hollow milk chocolate sucks.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Man.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
I expect solid milk chok most of them that way
these days. Yeah, they are all the good ones.

Speaker 14 (19:53):
It's like solid wall to wall and milk chocolate chocolate.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
I will keep an eye out for those when I
find send them to you. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 14 (20:04):
You don't want to bite into it and just go
and then you get your teeth crutched together and it's like,
you know, there's like barely any chocolate in your mouth.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
I'm sorry. That's like those.

Speaker 8 (20:11):
Hollow easter bunnies, you know, the bunny you bite the
ears off and then you can look down inside the bunny.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
I'm team Solid. Thanks for sharing. Hey, let's go to Gandhi. Gandhi.
You you brought uh? You brought u an aid? Yes,
a visual aid. His name is Andrew.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
I brought Andrew because every month at this company they
give out an award and it is called the Heartbeat
of the Month. They do, yes, they do, and they
send out this email and poor Andy Cain over here
has really wanted this for years at this point and
he never gets it. And I think it's a crock
of crap because I think if anyone deserves Heartbeat of
the Month, it is Andrew. So I made you a

(20:54):
very bootleg little sign just to honor you. You are
our heartbeat of this season and king and this to
you and not be mean to you all day, oh,
because you deserve it.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
He isn't taping a sign to someone they have to
wear it all day being mean kind of.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
It depends what you tape on them.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Can I see the fact as it's a kick me?

Speaker 6 (21:14):
It doesn't. It just says our heartbeat of the season.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Oh, Andy Kane appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (21:21):
He's getting the shaft over here, right.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
That sounds like a great first part. We have another
guest to here today, Scottie b. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (21:30):
You know, Sam minds about toilets also fun because you know,
I think a lot of stupid stuff. And this morning
when I was sitting on the toilet, it popped into
my mind because there's a toilet paper dispenser there with
two rolls of toilet paper. What in your mind makes
you choose the left one or the right one to
wipe with? I have no idea, It's just I was
just like, Okay, I'm gonna go for that.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
This is what you think about?

Speaker 10 (21:51):
Yeah, I was thinking, But then I also thought right
or left is great. But don't ever use the third
one that's sitting up top, because poopy fingers go in
the middle of that core. So don't ever use that
extra one that's sitting there.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
If ever, you wonder what Scotty Be's thinking about. Wow,
now you know, yeah, we all least. I don't sit
on my phone the whole time I think about toilet paper.

Speaker 6 (22:09):
I'm just so disturbed that he believes there are so
many people who get poop on their fingers.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Oh, yes, it's probably true. You know what, We've got
good news. We have another addition to our around the room.
Because Nate had a brain fart, he remembered what he's
gonna say, so we can segue out of the poop
talk over to Nate. This is a hell of a segue.
Any of the guys in here bricked up right now?

(22:34):
I used the left role.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Again and talked about his bricked up thing.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
This definition.

Speaker 6 (22:42):
Stop it.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
I didn't realize that the kids these days are the
term bricked up means you got wood. So in the
bullpen the other day use the term bricked up or
bricked and and Celia looked at me so shocked on
why would you tell us that? But Apparently the kids

(23:05):
these days say bricked up if you got a bonus
just last year that cold outside, So they're changing the
words bricked can't keep So are you bricked up right now?
Which one? I'm all three?

Speaker 6 (23:23):
We started with a mild like a minor HR violation,
then we.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
And if you have all three cases are breacked up
that you got some plumbing issues? All right, Well there
you go. We went round the room.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
Waking up in the morning, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,
We're not normal, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Let's hobble across that finish line with a family few,
the worst host ever. Thank you. We're going old school
based on your suggestion, you know. But so we're going
guys and dolls. So the fellas we got Froggy, Scary
and Scottie and the ladies Danielle, Gandhi and Eldest Clouds.

(24:13):
I'm probably a lady today. That's alright, Luck be a
lady tonight. God, alright, Duran.

Speaker 6 (24:20):
You're on our team.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Just remember that, man, you know, that means nothing. That
means absolutely no. That means you are going to shine
like a diamond. That means the guys are going to win.
So here we go. All right. The first Hey, by
the way, stop that if you were recalled the last
several times we played this, my team has always one
because you were on both teams.

Speaker 6 (24:39):
Don't know what team, It.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Doesn't matter anyway, Go ahead, here we go. The first
survey question on the board, our survey to our massive
studio audience. Name a phrase a cop might say on
the job that they might also say in bed, I
asked you, Danielle. A phrasey cop might say on the

(25:02):
job that they might also say.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
In bed, put your hands above your head, show.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Me your hands. However, the number two number two, the
number three response number. Sorry that that's so, we're gonna
go to the team fellas Froggy made me phrase a
cop might say on the job that they might also
say in bed, what are you gonna do with that weapon? Cop?

(25:33):
We didn't have cops in porn. I'm sorry, team ladies,
are you ready to play? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (25:42):
Yeah, do it?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Here we go, so gandhi, oh god, phrasy cop might
say on the job might also say in bed.

Speaker 6 (25:49):
Don't move.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Oh that's good, that's good.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Number one response, stop don't move, Okay, I can't imagine
being bed with when you're telling them to freeze. Please
three more answers on the board. We're going to you,
Elvis Duran. Name a prison cop might say on the
job that they might also say in bed. Uh, careful
with those teeth.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Take it back.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Your first hear a copy of the people who are
dangerous with their top say that? So uh back to
you there, Dan Yelle.

Speaker 8 (26:24):
Something with handcuffs, so like I'm gonna cuff you now,
or you know, something like that.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Oh so close. Didn't make the poor the number six
or five, So sorry. Two buzzes, and that wasn't Elvis's fault,
believe it or not. Back to you, Gandhi. One buzz left.
Three answers left. Name a phrase a cop might say
on the job that they might also say in bed.

Speaker 6 (26:46):
Are we talking about like someone maybe taking as take questions?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
This is but you're you might be on this right
line of breaking.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
Like a bendover, bend over. I'm going bend over and cough.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Damn wow.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
But no, cigar. We're going to you, team fellas. Elvis,
feel free to play because that's I got one, I
got one, I got one, I got one, you got one.
Spread Spread them that's good.

Speaker 14 (27:17):
What about you have the right to remain silent or
you're under arrest, like.

Speaker 10 (27:20):
Just cop thing, or if it's a drunk driving stop
blow here, I think spread them. Elvis behind your back,
hands behind your back.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Like the fact that Elvis is on your team.

Speaker 7 (27:32):
You know that when daniel used turns into something in
my hands, having your hands is covered in Daniels.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
So raise a cop might say on the job that
they might also say in bed or turn around? How
about why why such a hurry? Little lady?

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Tell me that one.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Face away from me? All right, we have an answer here, boy, Yeah,
spread them, spread them, spread them. When you're going with
if it's not there, it should be the number four
most popular response, the two you were missing, get down

(28:10):
the last one? Hold it? Hold it? Well, it's probably
hold it like that.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
But I have a question. Can we trade players at
this point the game?

Speaker 1 (28:21):
You know what, I'm going to allow the substitution on
your team anyway, who do you want?

Speaker 15 (28:27):
Hold on?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Wait, you're trading me?

Speaker 6 (28:28):
Yes, yes, like major league because here's the thing he's
going to play for us anyway.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Right, yeah, hold on, hey, hey, to be fair, the
host told me to answer. I was following the instructions.
And that's thought. You were going to give some wildly
inappropriate response, not the correct answer.

Speaker 6 (28:42):
I tell you to answer again.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Spread them is a great response.

Speaker 6 (28:47):
You want to trade their Gandhi, Daniel, We should trade them, Scott.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Okay, all right, the trade is official. All right, Scott,
Now a lady, don't we have to approve? You know
what they say? The the enemy, you know is what?
How's it going? Anyway? Go ahead? You know, right, doesn't matter.
Let me make this substitution official. Alright here we got team.
Who are we, ladies? So that's the Danielle Gandhi Gandhi.

(29:16):
We asked one hundred women. That's you. You're a woman
named something about you? That's fake? Oh my god. Top
five answers on the board.

Speaker 6 (29:30):
Our hair and hair color the same thing.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
You can't ask me questions, that's number one response. So
you have to troll the board. Do you want to
play or do you want to pass?

Speaker 6 (29:42):
You want to play?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
All right, here we go, all right, we're going to you, Scotty. Right, yes,
so Scottie name, We asked one hundred women name something
about you that's fake. Boobs of course, that's a board
number five most popular response, still have three on the board.

(30:06):
We're going to you, Danielle.

Speaker 8 (30:07):
I'm gonna say nos knows.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Just because you had that doesn't mean everybody else. I
got one, I got, I got I got one for you.

Speaker 6 (30:19):
Okay, Now, if if the guy on our team answers,
we don't get a strike, right, the guy is not
on our team.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
No, I'm going to give a strike.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Strike.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Okay, what's the question again? We asked one hundred women
named something about you? That's fake? Left leg no way, get.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
Get him out of here.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Absolutely left leg last see them all the time. I
can't count. I cannot count. Not there strike back, uh,
strike actually goes against the other team, so you automatically
basically win. But well, we still have to finish the category. So, Scotty,
we have one hundred women named something about you. That's fair?
Oh no, Gandi, I'm sorry, I have an answer. Yes, yes,

(31:09):
that's the most popular responds. We still have two left
on the board. Who are we up to? I think
how about well, how about jewelry? Jewelry? No, sorry, Scotty
is not working. That's three buzzes. Okay, said, so you did.

(31:35):
We could just steal that however, I want to hear
the response, the host responding again, No, fellas, why.

Speaker 14 (31:43):
Not froggy eyelashes, eyelashes, that's the obvious one.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Eyelashes. Yes, those spiders on your eyes would be. But no,
you didn't win your buzz. Elvis gave an answer that
was incorrect. That's right, that's it, that's it, that's it.
I'm not quite sure what just happened. Yes, you gave

(32:09):
it incorrect response halfway through their round.

Speaker 6 (32:13):
So you guys, so technically, like, had the game come
to you guys and you had your chance to answer,
Elvis would have answered it correctly, so we would have won.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Answer a group answer, yes, because Elvis gave a preemptive
response always through the round. I really think we need
a new host. I thank you. Yeah, I'm trying to
make this interesting. Sorry, it's so.

Speaker 15 (32:38):
Confusing, very confusing.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
But Elvis, congratulations. You take the other team so right.
To be fair, you call it tanking. I call it
great answers. And watched the teeth the lady, what's left
a smile on there? Yeah? Uh it was tan his

(33:05):
tan on their fake tan. There is no fake tan.

Speaker 6 (33:08):
Have the good answers after the game.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
I had good answers the entire game. Don't you need
to recognize good answers? Young lady?

Speaker 6 (33:15):
You're right.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
All right. Well, Adriana in Miami is on line nineteen
listening to us on Why one hundred point seven. Adriana,
welcome to the show. It's so glad. We're so glad
to talk to you.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Hi, good morning. Can you guys hear me?

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Yes, loud and clear, loud and clear. So one of
the questions on the feud a few moments ago was
they asked a bunch of women, what what is one
of the top things on your body or in your
life that could be fake? And I jokingly said the
left leg. So Adriana sends me a text saying, hey,

(33:53):
love your family feud. I have no left leg.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
Oh, Adriana, you're validating this guy's crazy choices.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
No, it's not crazy.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
No, he was absolutely corruct I was in the car
with my uncle on the way to work and all
this said it, and I started laughing because I was like,
he's still right, I'm missing a left leg.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Well it doesn't it didn't really make the top five things.

Speaker 17 (34:19):
That just makes me special?

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yes, Oh, well of course you are. You listen to us.
I think everyone who listens to us is air quotes
special because we are because we are pretty much special
in our own way. So, Adriana, what do you have there?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
A prosthetic leg?

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Okay? And how you doing with that?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
How long have you had above the knee?

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Okay? How long have you have you been living with
with your leg situation like this?

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Pretty much since first wow?

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Okay, so it's it's it's your life. It's like it's
second nature to you. It's no big deal, right, yeah,
but people do make it a big deal because it
makes people uncomfortable sometimes.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
I'm assuming they're like, yeah, of my coworkers and I
were just talking about it the other day and how
people like to be fake saviors. So you know, you
joke with your friends, you you make jokes and stuff,
and someone wants to save you because they feel like,
oh no, how dare you? But what don't you make

(35:18):
for like fun of your other friends? So hell yeah,
I think my coworkers said something like, oh, you don't
even have a leg to stand on.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
But that's not true. She still has a leg to
stand on. She's so you know, it's interesting we're talking
about the other day, for instance, it's it's all the
society thing. You'll see me someone walking let's say, I'm
not comparing you to a dog or anything like that,
but you'll see someone walking their dog down the street.
Dogs don't give a flying whatever about other dogs and

(35:52):
how many legs they have. It's just not important to
them because they have other things that are extremely important
to them, getting food, get feeling affection from their owners, whatever.
But people, we have these weird things in our heads, right,
I mean, to be missing a leg to us, it's
like whoa this is? This is very unusual. Yeah, but

(36:13):
you're used.

Speaker 9 (36:14):
To be doing great, I hope.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
So no, you are, You're you're great? Yeah, yeah, Nate,
what's up? Okay, serious question? Is it a prosthetic foot
that's on your legs? So do you still buy a
pair of shoes and and uh have a pair of shoes?

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Well yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 8 (36:39):
The Cartney's ex go on Dancing with the Stars and
she had one aesthetic leg.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Right, yes, and look, Adriana, there's a texture here and
saying they're missing an eyeball. I love that, you know what.
Let's let's here for everyone who's missing something. Yeah, I
don't know, but Adriana, thank you so much for reaching
out to us, and I love that you're listening to it.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
No, thank you guys for Colleen. It was fun.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yeah. Follow up questions gone.

Speaker 6 (37:10):
To yes, well for you, Adriana. I feel oftentimes that
not acknowledging something that's very obvious about somebody is almost
like saying it's a problem, because you're not going to
acknowledge it and act like there's something wrong. How do
you feel about that? Would you rather somebody acknowledge it
and just be like, yeah, it's fine, who cares, or
just act like there's nothing wrong at all.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
But I'm always like, I've worked with kids right now,
I work with adults, but I've always worked with kids,
and they're the first ones to be like, hey, why
do you walk like that? And you tell them and
they're fine and they're like okay. And then I've had
like parents will like they would get mad at their kids.
They're like, oh my god, don't say that, and I'm like, no,
say that. They're curious, let them ask. I much rather

(37:50):
someone ask me, you know, hey, what happens versus like
whispering behind my back and making us.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Alley or do they put you on their morning show?
Adriana go ahead?

Speaker 8 (38:06):
So you know how like if you know a gay person,
they say, oh I have a gay friend, blah blah blah,
you guys should meet, maybe you'll date, or oh you
have a British friend. Oh I have another British friend.
You guys must know each other. Do people always think
that prosthetic people always know each other, or that hey,
I have another friend with one leg, you guys should meet?

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yep, yep. When I was in high school, it was
my first day and I was asking where the elevator was,
and the lady in the office goes, hey, do you
know so and so? And I was like, no, I
don't think I know them. She goes, she's a little person.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
And I was like, well, you know, you should meet
my husband. He only has one testicle. This is awesome,
I go, But also I'm thinking the good that can
come out of this. Have you ever have you ever
had conversations with a child who is missing a limb

(39:02):
and you you actually kind of just talk to him
about how life is great. It really isn't that big
of a deal unless you make it a big deal, right,
I mean, I could see how you could do a lot,
especially kids.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Yeah, no, I right now. I help individuals with disabilities
find and maintain employment. So I have, you know a
lot of my clients that are like, oh my god,
look you see like she's doing it. She went to school,
she she does this because I feel like a lot
of people think they can't do something just because of

(39:38):
their disability, or you know, just a number of things.
So if I can be that person to give inspiration,
I don't like thinking of it like that, but if
I can, I enjoy it. But it also comes out
on the other end because I've talked to clients' moms
and my boss will call me in the office and

(39:59):
you like, oh, we got a complaint from you like
you're you're you're too harsh, And I'm like, what do
you mean? And they're like, yeah, this parent called in
and they're like, oh, I don't want her working with
my kid because she doesn't know what it's like to
have a disability. I was like, oh, I was like,
send them into the office.

Speaker 12 (40:14):
I want them to meet me.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Wow, yeah, bring them in. Yeah, well you can't bring
them in. You know. It's so funny, Adriana since we
started this conversation. I'm watching the text messages. So many
people who are missing eyes, kidneys, Uh no left leg here?
Uh I hear someone says, I'm missing my marbles. This
is brain cells are missing. I mean, we have a

(40:36):
lot of people listening who are living their lives just
totally fine. And this is the place. You know, what
if we if we could check in our rating systems
and see how many people we have listened to us
who are missing a limb or an eyeball versus other shows,
I bet we win. I bet we win. Yeah, because
I because without a doubt, we are all on this
show and people listening to us. We are all on
the the aisle of misfit toys. We really are. I

(40:58):
truly believe that, and I think it's a great thing. Well, Adriana, look,
I love that you're listening to us today. You have
the best day ever in the uys.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
You guys are awesome. Thank you so much. You made
my morning, You made our morning. I'm not about to
get coffee and go in the office, so thank you guys.
It was fun.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
All right, on to your day, Adrian, I have a
great one. Thanks for listening to us. There you have it.
I love it. Yep, the isle of misfit toys that
atally wants to play with. Charlie in the box, I know.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
Exactly another episode of Sauce on the Side.

Speaker 6 (41:33):
Please don't serenade me. I don't know why they make
it look so cute in movies. Anytime as has happened
to me, I want to vomit. I feel my ovary
strivele like you don't feel weird singing to me and
you can't sing? Y you know you could sing. That
was a wait it works.

Speaker 11 (41:45):
I was like you were waiting all this moment.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
Oh my god, oh been You're free. iHeartRadio app search
Sauce on the Side and listen now Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. Yeah, this is Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Gandhi, I love you, Yes, we all love you.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Oh God, there's a butt somewhere.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
There's a butt somewhere.

Speaker 12 (42:06):
I do.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
There are some things you should never microwave, I foil.
I know people who don't even have a microwave in
their kitchen because they think it ruins food.

Speaker 6 (42:18):
Oh fancy pants.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
A lot of restaurants, if they have a microwave, they
hide it. In the basement. So no, no, no, it's there. Okay,
but you actually said you tried to microwave what yesterday?

Speaker 3 (42:30):
What mistake?

Speaker 1 (42:31):
What?

Speaker 6 (42:32):
I got baked clams. Clams are ragonato. They were delicious at.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
One time they were young.

Speaker 6 (42:36):
Yeah, and I only ate two of them, so I
wanted to eat another later in the evening, so I
stuck in the microwave clams.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Yeah, that's clams. You should not do that.

Speaker 6 (42:46):
I learned that.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yeah, it don't make it really, it'll make them really tough.

Speaker 6 (42:49):
It was hot and sticky and smelly.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Yeah, you don't smell that.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
Actually it was just gross.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Well you're grossing around because she doesn't like seafood. But
if you like seafood, you would say, don't do that.

Speaker 6 (42:58):
Clams raganata are delicious, of course they are delicious, but
not when you reheat them in the microwave. No, yeah,
you can't do it. Can I reheat them at all?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Maybe you could bake them a little bit, but keep
in mind they're probably cooked add to the perfect consistency
or whatever, and if you if you're overcooked, then they
get chewy.

Speaker 6 (43:15):
That's so I have to eat them immediately as soon
as I get them, that's the option.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
There are some things that are best to eat right
out of the kitchen at the restaurant, like anything fried
is kind of rough to reheat, reganon breadcrumbs and delicious. Yeah,
there are some things you should just eat and they're done.
You can't really take them home. In my opinion. That's
my opinion. I could be wrong.

Speaker 6 (43:37):
No, Listen, when I took it by to that clam,
I was immediately like, nos.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Okay, well, hey, speaking of Oh god, Nate, you're ready
for this one. I'm ready. There's a restaurant and beautiful Charleston,
South Carolina, a seafood place. They have a new dessert
featuring oysters. Hold on, hold on, it's called moisters. It's
s'mores and oysters all mashed up. What do you mean

(44:04):
mashed up?

Speaker 6 (44:05):
What a novel idea?

Speaker 1 (44:06):
It's well, it's a mashup, meaning they're combined. So you
put the oyster on the stick in the fire. How
does that work in the fryer? Oh you know how?
You know what the the fire? Now? Okay, let me
read the story here. It's an oyster on the half shell,
topped with Hershey's chocolate crumbled Graham crackers and a tiny marshmallow.

(44:29):
Look at this picture, and they torched the marshmallow. It
looks pretty, but there's an oyster down below.

Speaker 6 (44:35):
It's like a surprise you wouldn't really want.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Yeah, if you don't know that's coming, well, I hope
you would.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
I hope they'd let you know.

Speaker 6 (44:43):
Look at this moister. See the oyster right there.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
It's beautiful. It is gorgeous.

Speaker 6 (44:49):
There's this moister.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
The manager of this restaurant it's called actually it's called
Fleet Landing. The manager says he was just trying to
come up with something different and realize no one's doing
dessert oysters.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
I hope God goes over there and tries.

Speaker 14 (45:02):
That that's just gross.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Well, you know, I would try it because I love
I love oysters. I just do not a lot of
people like him. I love them. They put lead in
my pencil, do that. I'm feeling it twitching right now
just thinking about them.

Speaker 6 (45:21):
Is there something about an oyster that makes it better
to stick into us?

Speaker 18 (45:24):
Moore?

Speaker 6 (45:25):
Like, why not a shrimp?

Speaker 1 (45:26):
I don't know. I guess you could do it like
a Mahi mahi. I don't know, how about Alaskan king crab,
or maybe yeah, all right, who's he talking?

Speaker 3 (45:38):
He's whispering to somebody. What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (45:40):
What are you doing there? Alison has a suggestion? Allison
has a suggestion? Where's Allison? I'm twenty I think hello, Alison.
I heard rumor that you have a suggestion. What's that?

Speaker 9 (45:51):
Yeah, hey, Gandhi, put your clam in an AFRYA.

Speaker 6 (45:54):
Oh, I have an aprya.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Put your clams in the air fry.

Speaker 6 (45:59):
I have you know I have done that?

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Good news?

Speaker 1 (46:04):
All right, Well, thank you for the suggestion. We appreciate it.
Thank you. Luck as long as they're not totally totally
maybe a little overcooked at the restaurant, because it's gonna
any heat is going to make that clam get chewy. Yeah,
I know that. Okay, just trust me on that one.

Speaker 6 (46:19):
I trust you. I actually really trust you on food
and how to reheat food. But I have three left.
They're delicious. I'm going to try a different heating method
for each one and see how many have to spit out.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Here's what you could bring them to room temperature first, okay,
not for too long, but room temperature, and then maybe
you can bake them for a few minutes in the toaster.
Rib and whatever. Don't broil maybe broil them, but don't
overdo it. What was that Elvis.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
Duran in the Morning show. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.
The Elvis Duran phones happened?

Speaker 1 (46:58):
All right? Listeners know what they want, some listeners demand.
Michael Oppenheimer. E J and Maria are co workers of
d Row, and they emailed us this dear Elvis, our coworker.
D Row hates it when telemarketers call her. She's the
perfect target for mister Michael Oppenheimer. Sick'em. All right, Well,

(47:20):
mister Michael Oppenheimer's gonna call from a little toy company,
gonna call d Row and try to sell her toys
she doesn't want. Scary Jones, of course, is the persistence telemarketer.
Mister Michael Oppenheimer, EJ and Maria, d Row's co workers
are listening in at the office.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
Good afternoon, Oh.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Giggle
Time Toys Incorporated. How are you doing today? Man? What
the hell are you calling me about? We'd like to
interest you in some toys. We understand that rich.

Speaker 12 (47:50):
Thank you very much, but I'm not interested in being
bothered about this with that while I'm at work?

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Are you familiaris?

Speaker 12 (47:59):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Yes, this is mister Michael Appenheimer with giggle time.

Speaker 12 (48:02):
Mister Michael, I am not interested, And if you call
me again, I'm going to find out where you're calling
from and I'm going to send the police.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
You didn't let me finish. I wanted to tell you
a little bit about do you all? This is mister
Michael Oftenheimer.

Speaker 12 (48:16):
Are you going to stop calling me?

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Our toy company is a great place to find inexpensive
toys primarily used as rewards for children. Did you know that,
missus Rowe.

Speaker 12 (48:26):
I'm not interested? Are you ready to listen to that?

Speaker 1 (48:30):
I sense you might be swaying a little bit, Missus ra.

Speaker 12 (48:33):
He doesn't know what he's doing. This is I said,
I'm not in miss row hung up. I don't know
how many times, and obviously he can't understand the words no.
I don't know what part of no he doesn't understand,
but no doesn't seem to matter to him. And if
he calls me again, I swear to God that's going
to be the end of his life.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
So which credit card would you like to be using
at this time? This is Rowe.

Speaker 12 (48:55):
Oh yeah right, I'd like kind of a fool. Do
you think I am? I just like it's my credit card.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Visa American Express Discover. We have a special on the
glow bracelet assortment.

Speaker 12 (49:07):
Excuse me, twenty four for nine five Not interested?

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Three cases of chilly putty at thirteen dollars and ninety
five cents.

Speaker 12 (49:14):
What's part of not? Don't you understand interested?

Speaker 1 (49:19):
You were interested at one time or another.

Speaker 12 (49:21):
Not interested? Now I'd like to tell you about do
you understand that?

Speaker 1 (49:26):
How about the transparent animal squirt gud?

Speaker 12 (49:28):
What is your name?

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Please?

Speaker 1 (49:30):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 12 (49:32):
Michael Oppenheimer. I may just have to file a lawsuit
against you people.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Well, that wouldn't be good. We wouldn't will us.

Speaker 12 (49:38):
Oh well, obviously that wouldn't be good.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
We're a startup company.

Speaker 12 (49:45):
Mister startup company, I think you better listen to the No,
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
We'd like you to browse our catalog.

Speaker 12 (49:54):
No, what part of that? Don't you understand? Mister?

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Startup? Catalogs are free. There are no charges to me.

Speaker 12 (50:02):
If you call me one more time, I'm going to
follow suit against you.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
We want to prevent that. At this time.

Speaker 12 (50:09):
We do want to know what are you're going to
do to prevent it? Can I hear I'm a sorry
we disturbed you at your work? You can can I hear?

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Why would we apologize? We're doing our job?

Speaker 12 (50:20):
May I hear I'm sorry? Please, but you're treating I'm
interested in hearing I'm sorry. Can you please say those words?
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
You're treating me like a child, missus.

Speaker 12 (50:35):
And you're not listening to what I've said to you,
so obviously I have to get on a very low
level of intelligence.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
We'd like your email address at this time.

Speaker 12 (50:47):
You'd like to tell you go fly a kite.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
We do have kites here at giggle time toos.

Speaker 12 (50:52):
Oh good? Would you go outside and fly one then
for me? And then maybe you can call me back
and tell me.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
How it works. We have a special mini glider.

Speaker 12 (51:01):
Wait is it for free?

Speaker 1 (51:03):
It's no that you'd have to buy seventy two for
seven ninety five.

Speaker 12 (51:06):
See then I'm not interested. I am through with this
conversation now, and if you call me again, I'm going
to have to do something really really drastic.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Missus Rowe. This is scary Jones. When you've been phone
tapped you're kidding men, No, I'm for real.

Speaker 12 (51:24):
And who phone tapped me?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
EJ and Maria?

Speaker 12 (51:29):
Oh they're cute. They're in so much struggle.

Speaker 6 (51:35):
Oh LORDI Elvis.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all the participants.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Our special guest in turn, Leilani. Hello, Leilani. Hi, So
let's start with Leilani, if we if we can, Okay, So,
Leilani is an artist. Not only is she an internal,
but she does many things. Tell everyone if they haven't
met you, what exactly your artistry is all about?

Speaker 15 (52:06):
Yeah, so I make alt pop question Mark. It's just
under my name, Leilani Pitau. It's like if a singer
songwriter got hold of a drum machine and just went nuts.
Is how I like to describe it.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Okay, Okay, So basically she's told us absolutely nothing.

Speaker 15 (52:27):
Hey, you gotta you gotta tune in and listen.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Yeah, so you actually got a gig offered to you
here in Manhattan, right.

Speaker 15 (52:34):
Yes, which is not once in a lifetime, but it's
definitely big for me. But the unfortunate model of the
show is that if I don't sell at least ten tickets,
I might be cut off the bills. Here's a gag.
It's four hours, ten bands, we all get three songs.

(52:56):
Tickets are twenty dollars. Okay, So I have to beg
on my knees to all my friends twenty dollars to
see me play three songs.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Otherwise you will be cut from the show.

Speaker 15 (53:07):
Yes, Like they'll put me at the end of the show.
And if someone goes over Leilani's cutch.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Yeah, I think they had. That's how they do it
with a lot of things like that.

Speaker 8 (53:14):
Yeah, so you because they want you to bring the
people in and if you don't, Ye're gone.

Speaker 15 (53:19):
Yeah, it's all about Paul nowadays.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Why can you just say it. It's when you first
get started in the business. This is not unusual, right,
it really isn't.

Speaker 14 (53:33):
I mean, you've got to do the leg work for
the venue, do bring the people in.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
You're there to play you as an artist. Well, she's
not established quite yet. Where she's established, it will be
a whole o the world.

Speaker 15 (53:42):
Well, yeah, that's the thing. These are like showcases. So
it's people who are just starting out. I lament back
in the olden days, people just drunkenly got up on
stage and did whatever, and all of a sudden they're
Patty Smith.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Well, no, but see you've moved on to another level. Gandhi.

Speaker 6 (53:58):
Yes, so does it organ the opposite direction where if
you sell thirty tickets, you're gonna move up and they'll
give you more space or is that it?

Speaker 15 (54:05):
Yeah, the more tickets you sell, the better the time
slot you get. So like, if you sell like like
fifteen ish, they'll put you at a prime spot around eight.
Everyone's there, everyone's happy, drinks everywhere. But if you're bad,
you go either at six pm or right at nine fifty.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
You know, is there a drink minimum.

Speaker 15 (54:27):
No, it's an eighteen plus show.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
It's all tickets. So let's say we gave you three
hundred dollars cash right now, and you got it's fifteen tickets.

Speaker 15 (54:35):
Right Well, I would just start handing it out to
my friends. I'd be like, Elvis Durant paid for your ticket,
please please.

Speaker 6 (54:40):
Please, please please be there.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
When is the gig coming up?

Speaker 15 (54:44):
It's coming up?

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Okay, well, we'll give you three hundred dollars. I guess
I mean, are your friends I mean they're colleagues friends.
I mean they don't have any money, right, Yes, No,
what if we paid three hundred dollars and we just
moved you up we were where your manager.

Speaker 17 (55:01):
I like that.

Speaker 15 (55:02):
Oh, that'd be wonderful to finally have management.

Speaker 19 (55:04):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Subsequent question, is this like a school talent show where
I can just show up for you and then leave?

Speaker 15 (55:12):
Well, it's technically not a school. It's like a real venue.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
No, no, no, I get that. But if I'm showing
up because I'm one of your quote unquote ten people,
I don't have to stay for the rest. No, not
at all.

Speaker 13 (55:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (55:23):
The average person shows up for the one fifteen minute
set and then like goes out in the west village
and it's done. Most of the bands don't even.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Stick her out. I paid six hundred dollars. If I leave,
kids like Honi, we want to see you perform, but
I don't see any of those other people. Please. If
this is how they get them in there, you know
they have no talent. Of course, You've got all the
talent in the world, all right. Well, so that's how

(55:50):
it works, all right, So.

Speaker 8 (55:51):
Do you gotta give her the money that she'll give
the tickets to her friends. Yes, so that she can
fill it and then you'll get a better slot work.

Speaker 15 (55:57):
Hey, that'd be fab I would love that.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
I can't you negotiate like a portion of the door
or a portion of the bar sales, since you are
being a salesperson and you're bringing in all these people.

Speaker 15 (56:07):
Well, that's the stupid part is that ten guarantees you
get on and then after that you get if the
tickets are twenty, you get like ten of every ticket
after the first test.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
So you do make some money, yeah, get some cash back.

Speaker 15 (56:20):
Yeah, it works out.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Hold on, now I'm giving you money directly.

Speaker 15 (56:26):
Yes, I'm here scamming you guys out of money.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Now, the crappiest deal I've ever made anyway, It's all
a part of paying your dues. Y.

Speaker 15 (56:37):
Hey, Sabrina Carpenter started somewhere.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
I gotta I don't think she paid this.

Speaker 15 (56:42):
I don't think she ever had to do this kind.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
They take into account non tangible things like if you're
talking about this on a national radio show, will they
bump you up a little bit higher if you talk
about this.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Oh you have to say the venue the night?

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Yeah, agree to promoted on your social media we call
this add value.

Speaker 6 (57:02):
Yes, well, actually the dollar amount for this would be crazy,
more than six hundred dollars for Elvis.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Should have your own show at this point.

Speaker 15 (57:09):
I should. I should send them this little clip and
be like, so, put me at the branchime spot.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
We're very careful not to give the name of the
venue exact.

Speaker 15 (57:17):
I don't want to get in trouble, and so far.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
We have not made an agreement with that.

Speaker 8 (57:22):
If you bring them this clip and say look at this, listen,
and then say, if you agree to give me a
better slot and some more cash, we'll mention you.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Can we say there's illegal.

Speaker 6 (57:31):
I'm pretty sure that's pale up an.

Speaker 8 (57:38):
Yes, you do the work here.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Here's yeah, but you have to keep in mind we're
talking about a major difference in value. I mean, oh yeah,
they're talking about filling that place up and making a
couple of thousand dollars for the venue. The value added
we would give you would be like fifty one hundred
thousand dollars maybe even more. Yeah, it was pretty expensive stuff.

Speaker 15 (58:01):
Hey, any big deal here?

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (58:03):
As an intern, I'm already getting to be on the
radio like I've hit my peak. It's not getting higher
than this, I've called it.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Well, that's sad.

Speaker 15 (58:11):
I got to keep my expectations low. You never know
what happens.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
I am higher.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Let's think about this. After we're done here, we'll take
a break and listen, listen, negotiate. Let's come up with
some business plan activity.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
That's good.

Speaker 15 (58:25):
I'll call my booker. It'll be great.

Speaker 6 (58:26):
I'll figure it out.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
What's that, Gandhi?

Speaker 6 (58:30):
So don't forget. You can throw an even more added
value with Instagram.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
And tak Yeah we do have the gram. Yes, all right,
all right, okay, what's your cut going to?

Speaker 15 (58:42):
You get half the door?

Speaker 1 (58:43):
You know I was going to cut you know that. Well,
beside all of this, you know, Leilani, we love you,
and we we nothing but great things for you. But
at a cost, And so it goes.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
And the truth comes out.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
That is so stupid.

Speaker 5 (59:03):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Hi, this is Ariana Grande.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Hi, this is Harry Styles.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
You're listening to Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
I've got an idea. Let's go around the room. We'll
start with Froggy. Froggy is in a room. You qualify
what's going on with you?

Speaker 7 (59:23):
I am blown away by this, Maybe nobody else is.
Did you know that the letter A does not appear
in any number from one to nine hundred.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
And ninety nine?

Speaker 15 (59:30):
Whoa?

Speaker 1 (59:32):
The letter A does not appear until you get to
one thousand?

Speaker 15 (59:35):
WHOA?

Speaker 6 (59:35):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (59:36):
Really?

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Okay, wait hold on, I'm only on I'm only on ten.

Speaker 7 (59:43):
Yeah, the letter A does not appear in any spelled
word from one to nine hundred and ninety nine until
you get to thousand.

Speaker 6 (59:50):
What if you say one hundred and ninety nine there
is an A?

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Well, you know, but one to nine hundred ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Okay, you figure this out?

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
And why and what do we why do we need
to know this? Don't stop it?

Speaker 7 (01:00:06):
I see online that blows my mind and then I
sit there and think about it and like Elvis just
did I took Elvis done on you?

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
And this far.

Speaker 7 (01:00:12):
I took out a pen and started writing down one
all the way to a thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
It's a stupid So I googled it and yes, it
isn't bac true. Well, look, you know what something to
share with your co workers and fably members today, little
little little fodder for conversation, interesting fact around the water
cool at the job. Our special guest Scottie Bee is here. Hi,
Scotty Bee, what's on your mind?

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Way?

Speaker 10 (01:00:32):
Well, you know, I have another bathroom observation, but this
one is not gross.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:00:36):
So if you work and say an office building has
really rough toilet paper and kind of tears you up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
I discovered it this morning. That was gross. I'm sorry.
I just got a visual of like sandpaper on your
your bungy. Sorry.

Speaker 10 (01:00:51):
Sorry, So, so I discovered this morning that if you
separated at the beginning of the role and make one
play go one way, one play go the other, so
they're kind of separate, but together, it is much softer.
Believe it or not. It actually it turns into softer
toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
What do you mean because because it's separated, like it's
all puffy. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:01:10):
If you separate the two plies and roll them in
opposite directions and then pull it so they're not stuck together,
it is softer on your butt. It's so much better.

Speaker 6 (01:01:17):
Is anyone concerned about why his butthole is so sensitive?

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Well because of the damn toilet paper here.

Speaker 8 (01:01:21):
Sure it is cheap thing, No, not anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Cool, thank you? You know what? So far Froggy and
Scott to be have taught us so much. Let's keep
the learning going. Oh, Gandhi, what's on your mind today?

Speaker 6 (01:01:39):
Okay, we've sort of had this conversation off the air,
but Scott said it yesterday and it drove me nuts.
He was being super rude about something, and I was like, God,
you are so rude, and he said, I'm not rude,
I'm weird. You could be both. You can have some
things going on and still be rude. One does not
exclude the other from being true. So I just want

(01:01:59):
to say, Scott, yes, you are weird, but you're also rude,
and one is not an excuse.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
I don't think it was rude at all.

Speaker 6 (01:02:05):
You said it.

Speaker 10 (01:02:06):
I didn't want to eat your food that you brought
in from your house. I don't think it was rude.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
That was rude about that?

Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
He said, I don't eat things that people bring from
home because I know that nasty stuff is happening.

Speaker 15 (01:02:14):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Oh God, you're excuse me her of doing nasty things
with food in her kitchen, just assuming and I was rude.
That is really weird and weirdly rude. It's both, Well,
how can you eat things people bring from their kitchen?
I don't understand it's you'll eat something out of a
out of a restaurant kitchen. You don't even know those people.

Speaker 10 (01:02:34):
Only recently, over the last couple of years, have I
started eating leftovers that I would bring home from a
restaurant with me. But I still won't eat food that
people bring in from their house.

Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
Yes, people will stick their dingers in it, but you
put Nowadays they bring they bring the food out and
you put it in your own leftover container.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Yeah no, no, I eat that now.

Speaker 10 (01:02:50):
But I'm just saying, like, if you make a pot
roast at home, I'm not trying it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Why nobody's cramming their dinger in their food at homes?

Speaker 10 (01:02:56):
I don't know what. I guess inside my head and
find out it's with me. Guess what more for us?

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Moving on? It scary? What's up with you today? Listen?
I don't know a lot about a lot, but I
learned recently.

Speaker 14 (01:03:10):
Plants are good for you physically and the energy to
have around you in your atmosphere at home, like, for instance,
in your bedroom, they say you should put like a
snake plant in there and stuff because it's good for
breathing and whatever it releases. So I'm so lazy and
I can't keep a cactus alive. I found online self

(01:03:31):
watering plants, so I'm finally going to take a dive
and buy a bunch of these self watering plants where
you fill it up once a month and you're good
to go.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
So I'm enjoy Yeah, that'll do.

Speaker 14 (01:03:44):
But I'll be enjoying the benefits of having these plants
around me because that was what I was afraid of
all along, and not having them in my life because
I feel like I can't have any responsibility. But self
watering plants are a thing. And by the way, I
love this new invention plants and.

Speaker 15 (01:04:01):
He wants a cat.

Speaker 6 (01:04:02):
By the way, Oh God, did a self water We
have talked about the self watering plants so many times.
I just wonder where you are when we're.

Speaker 14 (01:04:13):
Having come I when I hear the word plant, I
just turn a deaf ear because I wasn't interested.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
You know, you have to be a client here to
the self watering plant people.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Were they? Yeah, for a while you forgot, you forgot
to do their commercials. Anyway, Well, there you go, the
new invention, the plant. Who knew? Hey, Danielle, what's up
with you today?

Speaker 8 (01:04:31):
So, I don't know if I've talked about this before,
but I love cotton candy grapes. It's one of my
favorite grapes. Right now, I freeze them. They taste so
good if you put them in the freezer and then throughout,
you know, you want a little couple of snacks throughout
the day, you suck on a cotton candy grape.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
It actually lasts longer, tastes delicious, It's better for you.

Speaker 6 (01:04:52):
So yeah, just a.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Little tidbit for you.

Speaker 8 (01:04:55):
Throw some grapes, even if they're not cotton candy in
the freezer, and I promise you will not be disappointed.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
You know, I've never had a cotton candy grape.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Oh they're so good.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
So them?

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Oh yeah, they have them all over the place.

Speaker 6 (01:05:10):
Yes, Oh yeah, they're good.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Ready to get out? What's up with you? Producer Sam?

Speaker 11 (01:05:14):
Okay, I need to know who is more wrong in
this situation. Well, thank you, Diamond made fun of me
because I travel with a pillow. I have a pillow
that I like to sleep with and if I'm going
anywhere that's drivable or it fits in my luggage, yes,
I will bring the pillow with me because I feel
like you know, your entire day can be ruined by
a pillows. So when she saw that I did that,

(01:05:36):
she said, I'm out of control. And she thinks that
it's a very weird thing for someone to decide to
travel with.

Speaker 6 (01:05:40):
Is that a strange thing? My lunatic father does the same.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
Alex always when he flies, he always has that thing
that goes around his neck. He wears it like like jewelry.
I said, you can't wear your pillow to the airport.

Speaker 6 (01:05:55):
Okay, well no, we haven't gone that far.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
My mom puts hers in a big plastic like garbage bag.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
A garbage bag traveling with a garbage bag.

Speaker 6 (01:06:06):
I stop that. You are making us look like we're
support for situation.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Right, what do you do? You? You do?

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
You?

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Sounds like what's up? Okay? Side sleepers raise your hand?
Anybody here and then all of them you're all I've
heard you're not supposed to do that? So which side
do you sleep on, Danielle?

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
I sleep on normally? I sleep on my left side.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
Really, yeah, did you know you're more likely to suffer
from nightmares? People that sleep on their left side have
proportionally more nightmares than people that sleep on their right side. Yeah,
I'm halfway through the study. I still haven't gotten to why,
but I just thought that was kind of interesting.

Speaker 6 (01:06:48):
I think some of it has to do with your
blood flow, because they say not to sleep on your
left side because that's where your heart is, and when
you do that, you're sort of crushing it a little bit,
so it's.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Probably I also thought maybe like the side, I guess
had something to do because you know, when you eat
something spicier, you have food going up there that tends
to lead to nightmares. But I don't know yet, but
I just thought that was kind of it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:08):
Maybe it's the pillow. Maybe bring the pillow, Yeah, bring
the good pill Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Bring your own pillow, nightmares will disappear. Well, there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
I've heard as well, it's not healthy to sleep on
your heart side.

Speaker 8 (01:07:19):
No, and when you're pregnant, you sleep on You're not
supposed to sleep on certain sides. That's why I sleep
on my left and I sleep on my back because
of the side that I wasn't supposed to sleep on.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
I think it was the right when you were pregnant. Yeah,
and there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
We went around the room. We learned a lot today.
Dare we go down that road.

Speaker 6 (01:07:36):
Oh please, he's denying it, and I know for a
fact he did it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Okay, So Diamond, Diamonds, Diamond, we go on, Pull up Diamond,
So Scary. We were just talking, by the way, about
how neighborhoods change over time, right, gentrification of neighborhoods. There
are a lot of neighborhoods. I'm not going to use
any names, but I was told when I moved to
New York City, don't go to those neighborhoods at night. Whatever.
If you do, don't stop at stop signs. So I'm like, okay,

(01:08:04):
you know, stupid Southerner, I'll do what you say. But
now those neighborhoods are becoming some of the highest rent
neighborhoods in New York City because things change, right, without
naming names. So we're talking about neighborhoods here during the song,
and Gandhi reminded Scary of a conversation he had with Diamond. Yes,
go ahead, what was that conversation.

Speaker 6 (01:08:25):
Well, I know for a fact that Scary told Diamond
he is afraid of her neighborhood because they're going to
steal his car. And he's saying, I never said that,
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
You said that for sure, said that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
You know what. He also said, he's afraid to go
to your neighborhood because either A they think he's selling
drugs or B he's buying drugs. And I'm thinking, you're
talking about someone's neighborhood you're talking about I mean, your
neighborhood is your safety zone. Whether it's the outsiders know
it or not. I'm not judging.

Speaker 14 (01:08:57):
I'm just going by I'm going past experiences and stuff
I was told as a kid, don't go to those neighborhoods.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Just don't go there, because that's that's current day.

Speaker 6 (01:09:10):
No scary.

Speaker 8 (01:09:12):
This is why, this is why people in other parts
of the country get the wrong impression with where a
lot of us live. Like for example, when I went
to college, someone found out that I was from the Bronx.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
The first thing the person said to me was, oh,
do you have a gun?

Speaker 6 (01:09:27):
Because you shoot people. I was like, what are The
person was scary.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Yes, it's easier to to say, yes, I shoot everyone
I see in the Bronx.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Yes, that's what I do.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
I go home, I open the front door, start shooting.
I'm just like a movie.

Speaker 7 (01:09:41):
It would be like if Diamond told you quote I'm
not coming to your neighborhood because I'll get arrested. I said, there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Is a chance that could happen. You know it turn play.
It works in both directions.

Speaker 14 (01:09:54):
But I'm just saying that what I'm saying is is
a realistic scenario.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Could you know things could happen?

Speaker 14 (01:10:01):
So, I mean, I'm not I want to hang out
with Diamonds.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
I love her so much. He's like me. So as
long as you take it to a nice as long
as you take if you can meet up with Diamond
in a nice, safe, white area, you're fine. No neutral ground.

Speaker 14 (01:10:15):
Manhattan is great, Like there's certain areas of problem I
will not go into.

Speaker 19 (01:10:19):
I'm you're coming, and I want you to bring your
car and we're gonna leave it on the street since
you think that someone is going to steal it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 6 (01:10:26):
Scary nobody.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Well, let me tell you though you know, Scary Scary
has is not alone. There are a lot of people
who have these preconceived ideas and or they remember seeing
stories when they were a kid on TV and it
was Scary is from Brooklyn, so he thinks he knows
everything about all parts of Brooklyn, Okay, whatever, it's more
than I know. Don't you remember this story? And I've
told you a million times. I live out in the
middle of the country, in the middle of nowhere. Scary

(01:10:48):
drove his guidomobile out to my house during the day
a picnic with forty people. He put the club on
his steering wheel in my drive way, close the door
and whip turn the alarm on. What are you doing?
What are you doing? Well, you know you never know
someone's going to try to steal your car, Scary. No

(01:11:09):
one's stealing cars, No one. Just because you have this
idea in your mind, you're you're afraid to go to
one neighborhood or even in the middle of Hooterville. Out here,
you think they're about to steal your car. It's a
dangerous place.

Speaker 14 (01:11:23):
There's certain places they say, don't stop for red lights
in the middle of the night.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
People say that that the neighborhood.

Speaker 6 (01:11:30):
She lives there, she goes out all the time.

Speaker 14 (01:11:32):
Can I come through your neighborhood at three o'clock in
the morning and just stop at a red light and
just hang out and chill.

Speaker 19 (01:11:36):
Yes, there's literally no one outside like.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
I don't know. I wouldn't hang out in chill at
a stoplight on Park Avenue in the city. It's like,
that's you know, I don't think that's much as much
a neighborhood thing as it is. You know, at three am.
Every place is kind of scary to me at three am.
And every place.

Speaker 6 (01:11:57):
Also, mind you, Scary lives pretty much on top of
the mall to get shot up all the time. So
I don't know where this fear is coming from. Scotty
wouldn't drop me off one day because he was scared
of my neighborhood. He said, they are needles everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
I'm like, oh, yeah, they're pine needles off old Christmas trees.
Quest I have the citizen app, I see what goes on.
I get the report. Please, well, Diamond, the good news
is you're keeping people like Scary out of your neighborhood
experience exactly. You know, it's interesting because you're from here, Scary.

(01:12:34):
I'm not originally from here, but I moved here when
you were a kid. I moved here in the nineteen eighties,
and so I was told by people who were very
rich white people, these are the places you don't go
at night. So We're like, Okay, I'm not from here,
so I'll just listen to what they say, and then
over the years I've learned that they were wrong the
whole time.

Speaker 14 (01:12:52):
It's into Billy Joel song. You may be right, I
WoT okay style alone. But I'm like, Bedford Stuyvesant is great.
I go there all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Bed Stye used to have a lot of reports of
a lot of shifty stuff going on years and years ago.
No longer. Bedstie is now the highest some of the
highest rents in New York City. That's right, so true? Okay, okay,
So Diamond, what do you what say you? Diamond?

Speaker 19 (01:13:17):
Well, Scary was a little offended by this, but I'm like,
I don't think a little black girl could go through
the town that he grew up in right now by
myself today or when you were well.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Let's talk about that. You're from benson Hurst, Brooklyn, which
has a history of a lot of stories about kids
beating other kids up with baseball.

Speaker 14 (01:13:32):
Once again, those are fifty year old stories, like, okay,
so are.

Speaker 15 (01:13:36):
The ones about what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
I can't I.

Speaker 15 (01:13:40):
Can't do this.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
So there's no gunshots in the daytime over where you live.

Speaker 7 (01:13:43):
No, literally dodging bullets?

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
Are you? Here's what they do. What do you live
in Diamond?

Speaker 19 (01:13:51):
I live in Brownsville and if you google it, we
have a high crime rate.

Speaker 15 (01:13:56):
But I don't hear gunshots.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
But here's what they do. Just like at Disney We're World.
In Brownsville. If they see scary driving down the street
and Disney World, they have all the speakers with sound
effects in the trees, they turn on gunshots just to
scare people like scary as here comes scary, turn on
the machine guns. And I don't know if I should
be doing that alone. You don't. You have to be
in my car the whole time. You need I need

(01:14:19):
an escort.

Speaker 6 (01:14:20):
No, first of all, you're not that important.

Speaker 15 (01:14:22):
But also number two, just drive through.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
White people don't go to Brownsville.

Speaker 6 (01:14:30):
That's literally what he's saying.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
I mean exactly. The name of the town tells it
gives you instruction.

Speaker 17 (01:14:39):
No, not at all, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
Oh there goes Elvis.

Speaker 5 (01:14:45):
Elvis ter Ran in the morning show. El Elvis d
Ran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
Yes, Straight and Mate, And I asked him, can I
ask a gay man a question? You want to ask
a gay man a question. That's fine, scare you available?
But is this ask a gay man? I would like
to start ask a gay man? Right, it's now time
to ask a gay man. Okay, I don't know if
I don't know where this is going, I have no
where where this is going. I'll be very careful here.

(01:15:18):
Do do do gay men avoid physical and manual labor
at all costs. I don't know why you're asking about.
I asked this because last night I had a chair delivered.
I bought it was seventy eight pounds according to the packaging,
and I'm trying to muscle it up five flights of
stairs by myself. Right. I passed four people on the stairs.

(01:15:43):
Two were young ladies that offered to help. They said, hey,
can I can I help you? I'm like, no, no,
I've got it. I mean they were very small. I
didn't want them to insurer themselves. They offered to help.
I passed two guys. I know we're gay because they
live together, and I know they're getting okay, all right?
And uh they said not a word and backed up

(01:16:04):
against the wall to let me through. Did offer to help?
It sounds like they were being very polite.

Speaker 6 (01:16:09):
No, did they tell the women not to help you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
No, because I passed at different points on the stairwell
and I encounter them as they're leaving their apartment, and
so you you thought, maybe it would be nice if
at least one of the gay guys offered to help you,
just an offer. I wasn't gonna accept it. I had
rivulets of sweat pouring down my face, my shirt was damp.
I must go the whole backup and make myself as

(01:16:33):
thin as possible so this poor guy can get through.
They were probably sitting back and watching your sweaty, glictening
body carrying this big, big piece of furniture. They were
like all turned on. Or maybe they're smarter than to
offer to help. So that's your answer. You're smart enough
to know to avoid manual lady. I saw you on
the staircase by yourself doing that, and you're a huffing

(01:16:56):
and puffing. I would probably offer to help you. Would
you help or would it just be the offer? I
don't know, And.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
You take him up on it. He's got to help,
don't you think? Yeah, look like dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
So this is not just so you're assuming that gay
guys don't like mask my assumption right now, because the
young you're saying, all straight guy, I mean, all gay
guys are exactly like those two guys. That's why I'm
asking a game. You asking a third probably a very
narrow minded way. That's what I'm That's why i'm asking population.
You're you're trying to help me understand the population. I

(01:17:28):
would tell you I don't have enough information to answer
this question.

Speaker 6 (01:17:30):
Okay, Well, we know that a lot of gay guys
have some of the most incredible physiques we've ever seen,
so it can't be that they're averse to physical activity exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
It's just helping him in the hand, so to speak.
What's scary I'd like to ask a gay Oh god,
oh god, we didn't go with this in rehearsal. Okay,
ask a game.

Speaker 14 (01:17:54):
Our gay men more likely to have a threesome than
a straight couple would. No, because you're all No, Because
I here's how I see it. There's a couple, like
a man and a woman has to agree till like
the same sex, one of them has to agree.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
But with two gay men, you guys are all.

Speaker 14 (01:18:11):
You're both into guys, So does it make it that
much more like?

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Now that was a quick answer.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
I can see where you're coming from.

Speaker 8 (01:18:22):
But if but if you're in like a really serious relationship,
I don't think it matters what you are.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
You don't want anyone else coming in. Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:18:31):
But but I get it because he's thinking it's all
the same.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
You know, I'm gonna aswer it like this. I don't
have enough information to answer that question. I personally, from
my point of view, I don't. I don't think it's
any different. I just don't. I would like to think
it's not. Actually what I have a.

Speaker 6 (01:18:46):
Question for a game boy. Yes, in the gay world,
does the concept of holding out exist like waiting until
marriage making some gonna take you on three days?

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Not as much? Only speaking from my point of view,
or I could just say I don't have enough information
to answer this question. Yes, Scotty b oh.

Speaker 10 (01:19:17):
I don't know when this is Well, all my deepest
thoughts happened in the bathroom, and so I was thinking
yesterday while I was at the urinal and somebody came
in next to me. So, as a gay man, if
there's a good looking guy that comes in right next
to you and you know that he might be a
little bit undressed. Are you like, yeah, what's up? Like,

(01:19:38):
does it turn you on? Because no, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
It doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
No.

Speaker 10 (01:19:42):
Well, I mean if I was in a unisex bathroom
when a hot girl came in and she went into
p I.

Speaker 6 (01:19:46):
Like, yeah, you're the reason people don't want those bathrooms.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
Man, Okay, but why Okay, Look, I mean it's just
out to me. A bathroom is first of what it
smells like a bathroom. Secondly, they're in there to do
their you know, their business. But they do their business
with that. But that that idea the tool, the tool
of their business. Yeah, no, because that tool, because that
tool is not you know, in its business. That business

(01:20:12):
is not the business something into If I was gay,
I think i'd like that. Okay, Well thanks for me.
Oh no, we have people responding on the phone. Oh
this was going right up. I love how these things
just pop up. Hello Lewis, Hey, good morning everyone, Good morning.
Welcome to a new new topic of a new game
or what is this segment called ask a Gay? I

(01:20:34):
had no idea we're going to do this today, but
go right ahead.

Speaker 13 (01:20:38):
Going back to Nate's common about the two guys in
the stairwell, not helping him.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Yes, maybe they just were not into him. Maybe he
was not that hot. So you're saying we only help
people who are hot.

Speaker 9 (01:20:53):
Yeah, maybe that's.

Speaker 15 (01:20:56):
Wait.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
Yeah, there you go. The girls were into you because
they thought you were hot, but the guys you weren't
their type. Girl, I get way more guys in my
DMS than girls.

Speaker 5 (01:21:05):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
I'm very attractive to gay man, And don't use that voice,
otherwise you'll turn them off. I know, you know there
could bees up in there. Maybe there they were only
in the mood to help this guy who was hot.

Speaker 6 (01:21:20):
Maybe you were too sweaty and they thought you were weak.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
Oh no, I was. I was muscling. I was bulging. Lewis,
you know a lot of people out there may be
totally agreeing with what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
Nay, you were bulging.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
It was bulging. So I'll just send a text in
Elvis is really keeping it PG to help us gaze
look more wholesome, and.

Speaker 8 (01:21:40):
Also so that Elvis said they didn't have to pay
a fine.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
No, there's no fine. All right, Louis, thank you very much.
That's something for us to think about. I appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Okay, Well, I will admit. What if I'm at a
restaurant and whoever's waiting on us is hotter than the others,
they usually get a better gratuity. Yeah, I've seen it too.

Speaker 8 (01:22:05):
I've seen it, but I don't know if that could
be for anybody any you know, you know it's scary.
It's scary if you see a hot waitress and she's smoking,
are you going to give her a better tip?

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
Say? I mean, I've give I've give hundreds more. Wow
the thou than the bill? I remember that one time
that guy was very I even admit he was very attractive.
What you tipped him more than the bill?

Speaker 15 (01:22:30):
Was?

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
I did not? You did? Thank you for listening in
to ask again?

Speaker 6 (01:22:37):
Turn it agay.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
Exactly on a gay guy? All right, let'sten never do
this ever again. I think we should do.

Speaker 6 (01:22:47):
It every day.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
What does Steph want? Steph wants to contribute her Hello, Hello, Steph, Hi,
good morning. You've met Steph before? You remember she called
talking about how she was struck by lightning.

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
Oh glad to see you're still alive.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
You're doing well?

Speaker 17 (01:23:05):
I am, Yes, summary problems, but that's it, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
All right now? Yeah, that ask gay guy segment was
it my idea, but we kind of went with it.
What can we do for you?

Speaker 17 (01:23:19):
So I was going to say, since I'm a lesbian,
I always have people asking me some really weird questions.
So I don't know if anybody wanted to ask a lesbian, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Now time for ask a lesbian. Okay, okay, I got
a question. Sure, I've been thinking about this and I
have a lot of lesbian friends. Why is there a
stereotype of lesbians all driving super rus Why is that?

Speaker 17 (01:23:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (01:23:49):
And.

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
It's superb four go ahead.

Speaker 17 (01:23:55):
I think it's an s u V kind of thing.
I'm not sure why, but it makes them feel more manly.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
I guess. I don't know. Back in the day lesbians
drove trans ams, they had a big eagle on the hood.
But anyway, okay, that was my question. So we don't
have an answer. Do you have a question for one?

Speaker 4 (01:24:16):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
Ask lesbian?

Speaker 12 (01:24:17):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:24:18):
So I asked Elvis earlier if if gay men move
faster in the bedroom than other people, So I'm going
to ask you, do lesbian women move faster into the
long term relationship than other people?

Speaker 4 (01:24:31):
Absolu?

Speaker 11 (01:24:32):
Why?

Speaker 17 (01:24:35):
I don't know. I think because we're more emotional. I
guess so at that moment, it's like a new thing,
and you know, you move in together, like basically on
the second date.

Speaker 6 (01:24:44):
They really do show up with the U Haul that is, yeah,
the U haul has hitched to the super Rupe. Okay, okay,
make more sense.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
Yes, I have a question yet, nights here, why do
you walk so fast? Because I consider myself a fast walker.
I am outpaced by lesbians, and I'm assuming they're less
you know they're lesbian, because you know, I don't know
the lesbians. I know they they're slow walker. I've seen
some very fast walking.

Speaker 17 (01:25:11):
Yes, okay, I've never noticed that one, but I guess
I'll keep an eye on that one.

Speaker 9 (01:25:16):
I mean, my wife walks pretty fast.

Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
Okay, okay, I have a question.

Speaker 8 (01:25:22):
Oh, so you are married, you have a relationship, but
who is on your list? Like if you could cheat?
Do you have somebody on your cheat list, like a celebrity?

Speaker 17 (01:25:33):
Well, I call her my girlfriend, but it's Ruby Rose.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah, a lot of lesbians love Ruby Rose.
Yeah scary, yes, hold on, the music is back. Hold
on after we said again we didn't plan this on
the in the planning meeting, Today.

Speaker 14 (01:25:49):
Guests scary even though you guys are one hundred percent
completely lesbian. Did you ever consider taking home a straight
man just for funzies?

Speaker 17 (01:25:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
No, I could answer that I'm not a lesbian. Have
you considered taking a straight man?

Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
That was awesome. Stay here is Steph? Have you okay?
So you'd understand something?

Speaker 14 (01:26:14):
You know what that's that's a mismisconception. It's a misnomer
from movies and things that you see.

Speaker 6 (01:26:18):
No, it's your dream.

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
It's your dream. It's so funny. I mean, being lesbian
or a gay guy, is it all that different than
being a straight, straight woman a straight man. You still
you know what I'm saying? I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:26:31):
Yeah, I have another one.

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
Oh, hold on god, I had her hand up for
some ahead.

Speaker 12 (01:26:36):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:26:37):
When hitting on someone before you were married and in
this committed relationship, did it matter to you if they
were straight or a lesbian?

Speaker 17 (01:26:44):
Oh yeah, but they kind of already give you kind
of an inkling that they're into women. So it's hard
to know. I guess with like a feminine lesbian Okay,
but yeah, I mean I guess if you were drunk enough,
you just took your shot.

Speaker 6 (01:27:01):
Okay, do I give off lesbian tibes?

Speaker 17 (01:27:06):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
We seem to be tiptoeing around the taips here.

Speaker 8 (01:27:13):
Yeah, everyone was like, why do some so many lesbians
like that mullet hair style?

Speaker 15 (01:27:21):
Is that a good question?

Speaker 17 (01:27:24):
I have no idea, but I don't think it's nice?

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
Is it? Is it like it's easy maintenance?

Speaker 6 (01:27:30):
It could be like flannel.

Speaker 17 (01:27:32):
Why, I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
I think straight girls.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
Like flannel two flannel two steph. I don't know, we
really haven't. Really, you haven't really given us a lot
of answers here to you.

Speaker 17 (01:27:48):
I know, but you know what, we all get pets together.
That's definitely a thing that we do. We do move
pretty pretty fast, right. A lot of them get each
other's name tattooed. Okay, that is definitely a common thing.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
Good things, pets and tattoos.

Speaker 6 (01:28:06):
Love them all very permanent.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
Yep, yeah, okay, well, okay, we can do this all day. Yes,
go ahead, Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:28:12):
Last question, So do lesbian I see, I know that
you guys move in together quickly, So do you advance
as physically fast as the gay men do or are
you just moving together in the night for a one.

Speaker 17 (01:28:22):
Faster faster wow.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
Wow challenge John.

Speaker 6 (01:28:28):
So that's on the street.

Speaker 17 (01:28:29):
I was out with my sister one time and she's like,
we were in a bar. This was like ten years ago.
We were in Chicago and she just looked at a girl.
She's like, oh, I'll be right back. She came back
from the bathroom and she's like, oh, yeah, we just
have sex.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
Wow, she's gone one minute and there you go. I
think with that. Thanks for listening to Ask a Lesbian.
Great it's deeph yanky stuff. Yeah, okay, first of all
on the show because she was hit by lightning. Second,
now she's a host of askal Lesbian. God we have
we have so much good fun with you.

Speaker 8 (01:29:00):
Only she didn't tell us a lot of things, a
lot of answers because she told us like five minutes ago.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
She can't remember anything because she was my life.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
What a bad host, I mean, a bad guest on
Ask Lesbian. Someone has no memory because of lightnings.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
Don't make sense.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
Now here's a lesbian question from a.

Speaker 17 (01:29:16):
Texture motivational speakers.

Speaker 6 (01:29:17):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
Here's a question off the text. If a woman likes
only women, why does she go for women that look
like men?

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
That's a great question. Why.

Speaker 9 (01:29:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (01:29:28):
I think again, you don't know, they have more rugged
kind of thing, like my wife is more masculine. I
don't know. I think it's because I can't be with
somebody as summon as me. Okay, I feel like I'm
very I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
The same way. I cannot be with anyone who's.

Speaker 17 (01:29:45):
Same.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
All Steph, thank you so much, and I look forward
to hearing your next call. You're fabulous. We love you awesome.

Speaker 17 (01:29:52):
Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
I love you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:29:54):
Hi, Steph, you have a great day.

Speaker 9 (01:29:55):
Okay, all right, you too?

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
Back there you go. So we have to save this
theme song for only ask the ask a series. All right,
Remember when Charlomage was here, we did ask a black guy? Yeah,
we should ask it ask an Indian woman?

Speaker 6 (01:30:14):
Yeah, anytime, ask away. I probably don't have any answers,
but I would love to hear the question, right.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
All right, Well, thanks for listening to ask Lesbian and
escaky guy. We can move on, right, Oh, Daddy's ready
to move on.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
I love the show because of all you got.

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
Who else has hard nibbles?

Speaker 4 (01:30:31):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
The topics, the characters. It's Scottie be here, he puts
his n this through Michael and this is fascabs what.

Speaker 5 (01:30:42):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
Come on, wake up Elvis.

Speaker 5 (01:30:48):
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
So you know, if I bite the big one, yeah,
or if I'm kid and Napton never returned and you
decide to go clean out my apartment, there's nothing scandalous
in my apartment. Oh goodly nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:31:06):
Where do you keep all your scandalss stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
I don't have any scandalous stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:31:09):
Oh this seems like this is the.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
Thing about guys. You don't understand. As women, I need
for you to understand this. Our scandalous things are connected
to our bodies. You know what I'm saying. All my
toys are right here. I got a toy box. Some
people call them jeans. I call them my toy box.
Everything I needs right here. So if I do pass away,

(01:31:32):
or if God forbid something whatever happens, and you're like, well,
we should probably uh get over there and clean it out,
No worries.

Speaker 8 (01:31:41):
This happened to somebody that I knew. So they were
in charge of a company and they wound up being
in a coma and they had to go through the
person's desk drawer because they had to, you know, figure
out what they could do to keep the company going.
The scandalous things they found in his drawer, not only that,
the office and how much money he was stealing from

(01:32:02):
the company and all kinds of stuff. They said, if
he ever awoke from the koma, there'd be a lot
of property.

Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
He never did. Okay, yikes, that was crazy crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
There's another thing. I'm not stealing from any I don't
have a company to steal from you. We steal like
toilet paper from time to time, and printing papers paper.
Don't you have a friend Gandhi whose friends went in
to clean out their parents' house or something. What happened.

Speaker 6 (01:32:26):
My friend's father passed away not too long ago, and
he finally got around to helping his mom clean out
the house and his dad's stuff, and they found all
kinds of sex toys and porn. And I didn't believe him,
and he sent me photos. It was fabulous, Like what
kinds of things really?

Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
I mean?

Speaker 6 (01:32:41):
So the porn that he had was like old dad porn.
So he had.

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
Magazine was into old dads, No, but he had magazines.

Speaker 15 (01:32:48):
He had like VHS tapes, Oh used to have?

Speaker 6 (01:32:51):
Yeah, Yeah, And he had quite the collection. He was
really into a lot of different people and different kinds
of things. He had some really interesting toys. But my
friend said it actually made him really happy because he said,
you know what, it's great to know that my dad
had a human side of him and was into weird stuff,
just like a lot of people are. So right it
made him laugh.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
Okay, there you so if you went through your drawers
at home, dan't you nothing? Yeah, me too.

Speaker 6 (01:33:17):
Sorry, we're gonna have to plant some stuff. We need
to make it interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
There's no need to plant anything like weapons from World
War two. Uh, grenades. I will tell you something that
Nate did yesterday. I don't get mad at me for telling.
Can I tell the story? Well, maybe it's better if
you tell it. He was on a zoom call and
there was a there's a bottle of lotion in the background.

Speaker 6 (01:33:40):
By the bedside table.

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
No, it was in my office, and it was so embarrassing.
Why is there a lotion in your office because it's
my it's my JO station. Oh my god, it's not
my Every guy has a station. No, no, don't no.

Speaker 6 (01:33:59):
They assumed you did it when the feeling hit you.
I didn't know you like pulled.

Speaker 1 (01:34:02):
Up at it and it is at my normal station.
But it is like, how many stations do you have too?
Where's the other one? I'm not gonna tell you. Well,
you've already told us that one. I mean, okay, okay,
you don't have to tell us anything. But so they
were on a zoom call. How many people were in
the zoom fifty exactly? And then a good friend of ours,
I'll call him out. I'll call him out, Joe d.

(01:34:23):
He goes, is that can you get him on the phone? Yeah,
So Jody sent you a text, No on the zoom.
You guys on the zoom called? What did he say?
Is that a bottle of lotion behind you? He goes,
I know, it's the lotion from the Roxy? Remember the
hotel we occasionally stayed. Oh yeah, because is that the
lotion from the Roxy? And I had nothing to say.

Speaker 6 (01:34:47):
You didn't have to turn yourself in. It's just lotion.

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
You can motions used for many things on people. Why
does somebody have a lotion next to their computer? Because
because you get dry and you put lotion on your
ha there you loosen your hands or your arms exactly.
But you went ahead and started admitting, admitting, admitted on
the call and admitting eight to you.

Speaker 6 (01:35:07):
Now, I feel harassed. Those people feel harassed to call.

Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
I'm sure this has happened a jillion times. Somebody's doing
a call from their j O station. Can you stop?
Can you stop? I gotta be honest with you. You're
kind of grossing me out. Not everybody has one of those.
I've never had one of those in my whole life.
Every guy had one, and I love you man, it's
in that movie What No, Well, no, not every man
has that.

Speaker 6 (01:35:33):
I'm picturing it like a NASA like home base, like
multiple screens.

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
A lot of joy. It's so owls towels. I just
can't believe you're admitting this on the show. What am
I gonna do all that? Well, you could have muted
edited a little bit. So anyway, Oh man, so you
have the roxy lotion? Did you jack that from the

(01:36:01):
rock sy?

Speaker 6 (01:36:05):
I just texted my boyfriend to see if he has
a JO station.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
No, humiliated, I don't want to know that he doesn't.
He doesn't. He doesn't, Okay, thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:36:13):
No, he doesn't know. Scary doesn't know what one is.
You said you didn't know Scotty B. Okay, Scotty be
of all the people in this room, Scotty B doesn't
have one.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
No that he doesn't. Well, what's god? Listen, I only
caught the tail end of this conversation. Maybe I don't
have one of those. No, I don't. We got a problem. No,
I don't. I mean I don't Jo station, I meaning
my feelings right now kind of wherever.

Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
It's not a station.

Speaker 4 (01:36:42):
Come on.

Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
Now he is? The snack at the station.

Speaker 6 (01:36:48):
Station is just mirrors, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
It's I guess it's important to have these conversations. I
just feel kind of it just feels ichy talking about
it and having you admit it. Well, listen, I got
called out on the call I had. Do you have
him on the phone? Hey, we need to talk to
you boy twenty Hello, Hello, who is this? Oh Joe?

(01:37:15):
Hi Joe?

Speaker 4 (01:37:15):
D Oh, good morning? What up?

Speaker 1 (01:37:18):
Maybe maybe do we wake you?

Speaker 4 (01:37:21):
Oh? No, I'm on the train.

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
Oh okay, so we all are. So we were on
the air too, by the way, let's watch watch our language. Hey,
so you were on this zoom call yesterday and fifteen
people on the zoom call, and you noticed that bottle
of lotion behind Nate. Yes, and then rather than discreetly
texting him, hey, dude, moved it, you actually brought it

(01:37:45):
up in front of everyone.

Speaker 4 (01:37:46):
Oh no, of course. Yeah, even knew where it came from.
I knew from the Rocks.

Speaker 1 (01:37:52):
Yeah, he missed it. He hijacked it from the Rocks.

Speaker 4 (01:37:57):
So not only does he have dry hands, but he's feeling.

Speaker 6 (01:38:02):
Dry hands. Joe says, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
Okay, So what question, Joe, what prompted you to like
bring it up in front of everyone? Because did you know?
Did you bring it up as a joke, just saying oh, well,
everyone has lotions sitting around, but he actually admitted to
you what it was.

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
Yeah, I mean it's it's Nate for starters, So of
course I had to bring it up. But like, yeah,
I'm like, dude, what what the hell? You got lotion
in your background in your office?

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
I didn't move it prior to the call. I normally
do a sweep. I forgot to move it. Like what
else do you have at your station? I'm not going
to tell you. You've told us so much, so fun,
all right, just checking Joe. I'm happy. I'm happy that
you brought it up and you you ribbed him a
little bit rib.

Speaker 4 (01:38:55):
He had multiple kinds of lotion. It wasn't just that long, Jude.

Speaker 1 (01:38:58):
What other hotels are you like? I had to get
it from my other station.

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
Why do you have multiple what kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
Really dry hands? Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:39:07):
Is a load for your hands?

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
Well? Eventually anyway, moving on, moving on, moving on, all right, Joe,
thank you so much. Enjoy your train.

Speaker 9 (01:39:16):
Ride, of course.

Speaker 1 (01:39:17):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:39:18):
Imagine you take a blue light to that office.

Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
What's your question? Scary? I just want to know.

Speaker 14 (01:39:24):
So my aunt Millie had a bottle of Jurgons and
a box of tissues next to each other pretty much
for her whole life. So my thing is, why if
you see that, does your mind auto complete and jump
to conclusion?

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
Not with that, Melly. No, if you saw that.

Speaker 14 (01:39:39):
In Nate's house, does it you any more prone to
think there was something up?

Speaker 6 (01:39:43):
If I saw it in a single man's house, I'd
be like, I know what's going on in a couple's house.

Speaker 15 (01:39:48):
Or old lady?

Speaker 5 (01:39:49):
Not?

Speaker 1 (01:39:51):
And I just I've never heard of the station concept,
like an assigned spot. It's I mean, you're to do
that when you when you go to sell your house.
Is that going to be on the real estate listing.
This house features three full baths, one half bath, and
two stations. Every guy, I'm sorry, I assumed and we

(01:40:13):
do that. You make an ass out of you and me.
Every guy had one. Okay, but look, it's interesting to
hear your take on I've never heard. I've never heard.
In my fifty thousand years on earth, I've never heard
of this concept either. I mean, maybe you want to
consider it. It's consider it? What do you just do that? Okay,
I'm not having this conversation with you or anyone else.
You feel free all over the house.

Speaker 7 (01:40:38):
Did you have to turn your decorator come over and
help you with your j O station? I probably should have.
It's not Do you have blinds up like so the
neighbors can't see you?

Speaker 1 (01:40:48):
They're not closed? Oh my god, I don't do it
in full view?

Speaker 9 (01:40:57):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:40:57):
I don't believe you.

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
I just I'm gonna move on. I'm gonna move on.
I just learned something we all learned today.

Speaker 6 (01:41:04):
We did you know what?

Speaker 1 (01:41:04):
This is a show of discovery, and we've discovered something unique.

Speaker 6 (01:41:08):
About Do you still use chat roulette?

Speaker 1 (01:41:11):
I've never used chat roulette. I just want to remember that. Yes,
are you double clicking your mouth. Shut up, let's get
into the internet is for poored.

Speaker 5 (01:41:24):
Waking up in the morning. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:41:38):
People born before the year two thousand, No, so much
more than people born after the year two thousand. Where
here were you born? Gandhi? Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:41:48):
Never telling before the year two thousand?

Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:41:52):
In the eight Can I say in the eighties?

Speaker 1 (01:41:55):
You were born in the nineteen eighties?

Speaker 15 (01:41:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:41:57):
Whoa, I know, I know people born before two thousand.
We need to share our trivial skills that nobody else
cares about, things like an ishue. If you're young, you're
gonna wonder what I'm saying. It makes sure you have
an old person with you. When I say old, I
mean someone born after the year two thousand, yeah, or before? Okay?

(01:42:18):
The nine yes, yes, the ability to rewind a cassette
tape using a pencil.

Speaker 4 (01:42:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
Are you with me?

Speaker 14 (01:42:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
Some people aren't. What year were you born?

Speaker 6 (01:42:29):
Producers sham ninety?

Speaker 1 (01:42:30):
Okay, so you know these things? Why are you snorting?
You know we're doing a show in here, straight and
age walking through the word snorting.

Speaker 3 (01:42:36):
I think he's doing his own show.

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
What I'm just watching something on YouTube. Okay, okay, thank you,
thank you, thank you. Mistake. People born before two thousand,
we have talent. We can do things like rewinding cassette
tapes using a pencil. If you're born after two thousand,
you don't know what that means. Yeah, it's true. Also,

(01:42:59):
we use proper grad pronunciation. No, we don't in punctuation
compared to people after the year two thousand. Yes, I
know that's a generalization. But by the way, if you're
born after two thousand, look up the word generalization.

Speaker 6 (01:43:13):
It's true. The all see posts that are just one
run on sentence, and I know that there are four
separate thoughts in there, but I can't really pick it
out because there's no punctuation.

Speaker 1 (01:43:20):
It's not your fault, it's it's your fault. How to
write in cursive? Do you even need that anymore?

Speaker 6 (01:43:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
I still do it just so people go, what does
that say? Ha? If you're born before two thousand, you
know what I mean. How do you use a rotary phone?

Speaker 3 (01:43:39):
Oh my gosh, what a pin on the butt?

Speaker 1 (01:43:40):
That is what I mean. You can't even learn how anymore,
right because you don't need to.

Speaker 3 (01:43:46):
No, you can get them for like decoration.

Speaker 1 (01:43:52):
How do you fix a CD that skips? First of all,
who would be using a CD to begin with?

Speaker 15 (01:43:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:43:56):
How do you fix it?

Speaker 6 (01:43:57):
Can you fix the CDs?

Speaker 1 (01:43:58):
Yes? Yeah, you wipe it off? Don't you wipe it off?

Speaker 3 (01:44:04):
If it's got to scratch your screwg That's what he's
more thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:44:08):
How do you get a game cartridge to work by
blowing inside it?

Speaker 15 (01:44:11):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:44:11):
Yeah, did you ever blow inside your game cartridge? Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:44:15):
Played games?

Speaker 1 (01:44:16):
Legend of Zelda never worked. That's like, can you parallel
park without using a backup camera? Yeah? Yeah, Well, if
you're born later, you can't programming a VCR? Why why
would we? You know? Scotty Be still uses his VCR,

(01:44:36):
don't you, Scotty? Yeah? I still have one in my room,
just to watch his old porn.

Speaker 3 (01:44:40):
Yeah no, you don't use it to record things?

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
Do you not to record? But I'll play back.

Speaker 10 (01:44:45):
I watch old videos from high school and from this
radio station on there right?

Speaker 1 (01:44:49):
Yeah, using the word literally correctly.

Speaker 15 (01:44:53):
Oh, that one's spiraled.

Speaker 1 (01:44:56):
So now that I've made us all look very old,
you're welcome. I don't know. Look, you know this is
not a new phenomenon. There have been things that you
needed to do to survive life that have been falling
off the edge for years. You know, with the invention
of light, for instance, light bulbs, electricity, you don't need
those candles.

Speaker 6 (01:45:16):
Anymore, as we have a candle right now. Yeah, I think,
I mean, we were talking about this not too long ago,
but millennials, that would be me, Sam, You're a millennial. Yeah,
we are the last generation that ever will have existed
without having social media for our whole lives. And that's
crazy to think about, right.

Speaker 1 (01:45:35):
You knew what it was like before?

Speaker 6 (01:45:36):
Hell yeah, And I gotta say I loved it. It
was amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:45:39):
I remember when we would do what we're doing now.
We'd sit in a room and talk and talk and
no one knew what we looked like.

Speaker 3 (01:45:45):
Oh yeah, remember that.

Speaker 12 (01:45:48):
How do you get back to that?

Speaker 8 (01:45:49):
And we used to say, don't look, you're not going
to be happy, you'll be disappointed.

Speaker 1 (01:45:55):
Don't meet us, because you'll see what we really look like,
carrying up more first dates before they knew what you
look like. There you go, social media. That's so funny
to me. I don't know what, Nate what? Nate? You
know you're producing the show? Are you watching Dukes of Hazard.

Speaker 17 (01:46:19):
I am.

Speaker 1 (01:46:21):
Back to what you were saying, though sometimes newer is
not always better. With a rotary phone or the Dukes
of Hazard, that's why do we need that remake of
a movie with Jessica Simpson. That was terrible?

Speaker 6 (01:46:32):
What the Dukes of Hazzard like? Socially not all that great?

Speaker 1 (01:46:34):
Well? Now, yeah, acceptable? Broggie? Were you Dukes of Hazard fans?
Every single Friday night?

Speaker 4 (01:46:43):
What was on?

Speaker 1 (01:46:46):
And he was my favorite? He was the deputy? What
about boss Hog? Boss Hog? Wasn't he like the grand
Master of the KKK or something? Yeah? That show was
just not.

Speaker 6 (01:47:02):
Really Confederate flag or something.

Speaker 1 (01:47:08):
I'm sorry watch that frog. He also wore an all
white suit every time he saw.

Speaker 3 (01:47:14):
He was always eaten, always eating a chicken plate.

Speaker 1 (01:47:17):
Sometimes it's good to leave things in the past.

Speaker 5 (01:47:19):
I just say, Elvis in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
I came across this thread online where people are talking
about popular sayings that are actually total bs uh. And
let me know if you agree. Money doesn't buy happiness.

Speaker 15 (01:47:40):
I tell that to the kids all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:47:43):
It's BSh. Time heals all wounds.

Speaker 6 (01:47:48):
It makes you more angry.

Speaker 1 (01:47:50):
Yeah, the wounds just get deeper something. Uh. BS, cheaters
never win.

Speaker 3 (01:47:57):
Oh yeah, true, it's definitely not true.

Speaker 1 (01:48:00):
The old karma thing, what goes around comes around, not always, yeah,
not always.

Speaker 6 (01:48:05):
I believe in that one. I think sometimes it just
takes too long so we're not looking, but it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:10):
Always happens, right, Okay, good things come to those who wait.
I'm still waiting, terrible. Whatever doesn't kill you makes you
stronger by out of sight, out of mind. Wrong, the
early bird gets the worm. Hell, no sleeping Yeah, an

(01:48:30):
apple of daks, the doctor away. Plenty of fish in
the sea. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but
words will never hurt me. That's not true. That's BS.
And finally, and this is the one I came up
with I before E except after C.

Speaker 3 (01:48:48):
Right, and sometimes sometimes something.

Speaker 1 (01:48:51):
Else sometimes, why, that's a different one. I think. Just
let you know things have their total be as.

Speaker 8 (01:49:03):
I was in church this weekend and the homily, would
you know, the priest was giving the speech afterwards, He's like, yeah,
we should always forgive each other and live like that.
And I'm sitting there going, yeah, I don't think I
can forgive that person. Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure I
can't forgive that person.

Speaker 6 (01:49:16):
In my head I'm going through.

Speaker 1 (01:49:18):
Right there in the house of worship. You're feeling these
things was terrible. I do have some I have some
really good news. In line one, NICKI got in touch
with us.

Speaker 3 (01:49:27):
Hi Nikki, Hi, good morning guys.

Speaker 1 (01:49:30):
Hello lady, well hello lady. All right, So NICKI, where
were you when you had to do this favor for
a human being? I was at work, right tell her
what you do.

Speaker 18 (01:49:44):
I am a manager for a coffee company.

Speaker 1 (01:49:49):
A coffee company in New England, Okay.

Speaker 20 (01:49:53):
And I was at work. I was outside on the patio,
just getting some stuff, and suddenly the person that's a
regular customer stopped talking to me and was not breathing,
turned purple and heart stopped beating, not breathing.

Speaker 18 (01:50:10):
Totally completely unresponsible.

Speaker 1 (01:50:12):
Wow, right there on the front patio of the coffee place.
So what did you do to change the direction of
the day for that person?

Speaker 18 (01:50:21):
APR nine And there's an amazing guy that came I
don't even know where he came from. But during COVID,
you're not gonna necessarily jump in and give somebody safe
R and this guy just did, and he helped me
and we saved their life.

Speaker 9 (01:50:37):
And nine, when one came and their life.

Speaker 3 (01:50:40):
Oh that's awesome, amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:50:42):
See that changed a lot of people's days. You jumped in.
You could have easily panicked. And what do I do?
You know a lot of people are not trained in ZPR,
A lot of people don't understand that. You know, you
need to keep oxygen moving into that brain until someone
can get there and you know their their magic, right,
and that's what you did.

Speaker 18 (01:51:03):
Absolutely. Yeah, I'm just very lucky that they got there
as they did.

Speaker 8 (01:51:11):
Real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:51:12):
Absolutely, you know a lot about CPR, Nate. I mean,
remember the time I almost broke your sternam rehearsal rehearsing.

Speaker 2 (01:51:19):
Think you did it right, that's correct.

Speaker 1 (01:51:22):
Although I was alive at the time, so technically you
should have been doing it that hard. Why I need
I need to feel that what it feels like to
save your life, to feel that crack of the old
stern them. Yeah? Absolutely, anyway, congratulations Nicki. And you know what,
all in a day's work at the coffee shop, right,
that's right. And I love that you're listening to our show.

(01:51:43):
Thanks Nikki, Thank you guys.

Speaker 20 (01:51:45):
I love listening to you in the morning on my
way to work. That's the only way I started my day.

Speaker 1 (01:51:48):
Oh thank you. Go save some lives, but thanks for
listening to us.

Speaker 6 (01:51:53):
Man, that's so cool. That's on my bucket list. I
would love to save a life.

Speaker 1 (01:51:57):
Well, we need someone else to like, I don't put
you in that situation, so we need to give me
about five minutes. Seriously. Wow, that's so cool. Hey specy boone,
tell what's going on. This is Trissy Track.

Speaker 5 (01:52:11):
He is Stemmy LeVar with Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:52:15):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, piece out, everybody,