FULL SHOW: The Day Lee Schragger Terrorized Us!

Our friend Lee Schragger stops by and ends up taking over the show. Our Miami producer, Claudia, reveals the name of her baby girl. Plus, we play an interesting round of match game!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Are you ready for the show. Of course it used
to be like, I.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Agree, yes, eight dingers, that's insane.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Ran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Here we go, Here we go. It is Thursday, it's
August six. Happy birthday, Scottie b. It's my birthday. Thanks
your birthday. All right, what song do you want to hear?
What old white Man's song do you want to hear?
You're gonna hate it? I know it. No, no, no, no no,
Just what song do you want to hear for your birthday?
I want to hear Santa Monica? Ever Clear? Okay, here

(00:53):
we go, Here we go. This is your birthday. Once
it's done, it's done.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
We took them with yours.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I'm still living with your goat yeah, ever Clear. You
know so, Scotty, the reason he loves that song is
from his past. Of course, you love that. That genre
of music, My favorite time of music. So here at
ze one hundred, that time of music. When we played
that song, you know what, we were ranked number seventeen
in New York City first to worst. We are the

(01:26):
seventeenth station, number seven. Now we're number one. We were
number seventeen. FA's in Part two, ever Clear, Scotty's favorite music.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
I want to add it to my workout playlist. I
don't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
You should, you should? I have to it'll be the
it won't be the best workout of your day. Hey,
welcome to the day. Good morning, Gandhi, Hi, Danielle, Scotty
be the birthday by Diamonds, your diamond diamond Diamonds here
name Scotty's here? Who else is here? Garrett Garrett? I

(02:01):
didn't see Garrett.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
I saw him one. Okay, we're the Andrews here yet No, no, no, he.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Comes in late now he's an executive.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
I don't like.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Hey, our first caller of the day is our friend,
Oh my god, our friend Amy. Sounds like she's flying
mid air? Are you flying? Do you have a cape on?
Are you flying around?

Speaker 6 (02:20):
I am flying down the highway back to the office
this morning after being out for every week and a half.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
So Amy from Beautiful Dayton, listening to Channel nine nine nine,
you were in the ICU for a few days. Like,
are you okay now?

Speaker 6 (02:35):
Yeah? All good now? I had some crazy, random severer
alergis reaction to antibiotics last week and like everything starts
shut down and go to the hospital here in Dayton,
and they're like, we don't have any dermatologists come staff
at Dayton, so they care flighting me to Ohio State.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I spent a.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
Few days over there in the ic you and I
kept trying to listen to you. Guys. All I had
was my phone with me and the nurses stealing my song.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
You're like, you need a rest, you know, nurses don't
understand the healing power of our show exactly everything. How
are you feeling now, that's all that matters. Obviously, you're
feeling fine. You're going to work?

Speaker 6 (03:18):
Oh yeah, all good. Now everything is just a really
bad all over like skin reaction where everything's healing now.
It's like a bad summer.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
But I have oh good, good new skin. You know
people people pay a lot of money for new skin.
I like to take people's skin off their faces and
turn it into lampshades. I'm sure did I say that
up loud?

Speaker 7 (03:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (03:42):
I thought that was Nate.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
We're gonna move on. Hey, Amy, you are the first
caller of the day. I'm so happy that you're on
the mend. What do you have for our friend, Amy?
What do you have for a frame? It's the elvestair
in the Morning Show. Calimine lotion. Congratulations, it will go
great with your elves straight in the morning show T shirt.
Oh and Elvivestra and T shirts on the way. So
you got that going for you. Amy, Please take care
of yourself and you know, next time you're in IC

(04:04):
you please don't do that. But next time you are
in I see you insist they play our show. It's healing.
The healing powers of our show. It's immense definitely. All right, Okay,
be careful, hold on one second, there you go. Just
one person story. We got a million or maybe a
little more than a million stories. It's this hour. Yeah,
and next hour we'll have another two million people. By

(04:25):
eight am, we'll have like eight million people. A lot
of stories, a lot of stories everyone. Anyway, so we
do do we have guests today?

Speaker 8 (04:33):
Well, your good friend in our nemesis, Lee sh Rakery
is stopping.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh oh my lord.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
Yeah, it's always fun.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Well you enjoy I'm going back home. Let's see. Also,
it is Scotty Bee's birthday. We celebrate the birth of
Scotty b. We love you, Scotty. Are you ready for
your Thursday? Yeah, let's do the three things we need
to know from Gandhi, Gandhy, Hello, it's all you. What's
going on?

Speaker 9 (04:56):
Iran says the US is ready to return to commitment,
but still denies that talks have been taking place at
all with Washington.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I don't understand. So people in Washington say we've been
talking people to Iran said, don no one called us
that we've been waiting by the phone. It hasn't rung.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (05:12):
So I think as of yesterday we had been told
forty two times that the strait was about to reopen,
and we got this. It's almost over forty two times
as of yesterday.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Time for it to be over.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
Yeah, it's open.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Please.

Speaker 9 (05:26):
The country's deputy foreign minister made comments Wednesday without much explanation,
possibly referring to the interim agreement reached in June before
the ceasefire fell apart. Under that agreement, the US had
promised to lift its naval blockade of Iranni imports, while
maritime traffic would have free transit of the Straight of Hormoose.
President Trump said that talks have indeed been happening, whether
Iron wants to admit it or not. The president also

(05:48):
said that a deal was closed, but that the US
was ready to return to launching military strikes if necessary.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
It's the same story every day, Okay, okay.

Speaker 9 (05:57):
New Mexico is suing the Justice Department and Acting Attorney
General Todd Blanche over access to unredacted files related to
Jeffrey Epstein. The state is conducting a criminal investigation into
alleged crimes of Epstein's ranch in Santa Fe County. New
Mexico said the unredacted files are critical for its ongoing investigation.
State Attorney General Raoul Torres had threatened to take legal

(06:17):
action at the dj didn't provide the files. By the
end of July, photos from the ranch were found in
the latest batch of the released Epstein files.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Okay, there's another story that just keeps going on going go.
The Epstein file story has been going for a while,
has it not?

Speaker 5 (06:30):
It has been.

Speaker 9 (06:31):
It just seems like every piece of information we get,
everyone is sunned and then nothing happens yep So it's like, oh.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
Okay, what do we do here?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I don't know, I keep talking about it story. Is
it a new story or when we've been.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
I think you're going to like the next story?

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Okay, yay, we need one that's nice.

Speaker 9 (06:46):
Park In Maryland is being closed after a second beaver
attack in two weeks.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
All right, two beaver attacks.

Speaker 9 (06:53):
State authorities say a beaver, but a nineteen year old
fisherman at Cunningham Falls State Park yesterday. The man was
written on the leg. He drove himself to a medical
center for treatment. It's the second time in the last
two weeks that a beaver has attacked somebody at the park.
The first beaver tested positive for rabies. The beaver in
yesterday's attack has been euthanized and will also be tested.
The park, meanwhile, is being closed while officials test for

(07:16):
a possible raby's outbreak.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Funny and you thought, out of the three stories, that's
the one that we.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Would like, well, beaver attack.

Speaker 9 (07:21):
I just thought someone would have fun with a beaver attack,
the two of them in a week.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
I hate when my beaver attacks. See Danielle did it?
Thank you, daniel Thank you.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Daniel and good morning Froggy. Froggy were talking about beaver.
I know I was. I let Danielle have this one.
This is your beaver. Danielle, thank you so much. Are
you still ready for your Thursday?

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Bizarre, creepy and unsettling.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
That's just so disturbing, like he used his mouth as
a weapon.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
The Mother nos Death Podcast.

Speaker 10 (07:51):
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listen today.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Elvis d Ran in the Morning Show, when.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
You remember childhood, you remember your childhood dog. You loved
him and fed him pedigree. It was good then, and
it's better now. Every ball has one hundred complete nutrition
and now pedigree includes vitamin good bites, a nutrient boost.
Your dog will love pedigree. Good then better now.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Elvisturan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
We got a day yeah, for some reason, and I'm
sure it'll be explained to us eventually. They're setting up
a school cafeteria scene outside our studio.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
It's for our friends at BIC because they love it. Okay, okay,
so okay, So it's not a surprise, it's not I
don't think so okay, Well it's not now, no yesterday, Okay.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Anyway, so for some reason, they're setting up a cafeteria
out there, So maybe they'll bring cafeteria food if they do,
what high school cafeteria food would you like to have?
You know what you want? Jamake him beef past okay,
and they can serve that because it's not Friday, right,
what do you want?

Speaker 9 (08:56):
I liked the cheese sticks that you would take a
bite and then the grease would shoot out on you
your face.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
Goody, those are.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Good cheese sticks. Yeah, okay, what about you? I want
to sloppy Joe. Sloppy Joe. What about you, Froggy. I'm
a chicken patty guy, chicken patty. Yeah, Nate, what do
you want? Square pizza?

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:16):
I want some square pizza. He's gonna be cardboard pizza. Yeah,
no flavor, butneath that one millimeter layer of sauce and
then the yeah, is it so exciting? And the it
had like a dusty flavor, a dusty quality like the
crunch k. Yeah, because that's very scholastic.

Speaker 9 (09:37):
Lunch just like changed drastically though, and now kids are
like eating healthier.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Than we do.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
I don't know what are they serving now in the
lunch line.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
It depends on what school you go to, because and
Spencer comes home and Pressing comes home. Oh, I got
grilled chicken today.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
I had this.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
I had that. I had a meat ball hero.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
They have grills. Oh yeah, they've got grills in schools.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
Some schools even have like you know, like a Chick
fil A or something on board. Yeah, I'll get that
delivered every now and then. Oh yeah, it's different, it's
a lot different. We used to leave.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, well we weren't allowed to leave until senior year,
and then it was like Del Taco every day. That's
how I fell in love with Del Taco. Let's get
into the horoscopes. Who's doing them today? Well, it's gonna
be Froggy.

Speaker 8 (10:21):
Because it's Food News Thursday, and of course the birthday
boy Scotti Bee.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Oh oh, oh my god, what a duo. Okay, let's
go Scottie Bee in the froggy. Who's up first? I'll
go first, okay. And if it's your birthday, you share
it with me and m Night Shamalan, Michelle Yo and
Punky Brewster. So let moonfry it's birthday today too. What
a day, Leo, make a decision quickly instead of dragging
it out. The clarity that comes after is worth it.

(10:45):
Your day is a nine virgo.

Speaker 11 (10:47):
Everything you've been quietly working on clicks into place, and
it's better than you even imagined. Your day's a ten libra.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
You have an ability to walk into a room and
read it immediately use it for good. Your day is
an eight Scorpios.

Speaker 11 (11:01):
Someone has been projecting their issues onto you, and once
you see it, you cannot unsee it.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Your days of six Sagittarius, a burst of inspiration hits
late in the day and keeps you going longer than planned.
Run with it. Your day's a nine.

Speaker 11 (11:14):
Capricorn. Talks something out casually with someone who was not
even trying to help, and find exactly the clarity that
you need. Your day's of seven Aquarius.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Get annoyed over something incredibly minor and notice how much
energy it takes from you.

Speaker 11 (11:26):
It's not worth it. Your days of five Pisces. Put
your phone down and feel noticeably calmer within minutes. Do
it earlier than you normally would. Your days an eight.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Airy stand firm and something you know is right without
needing anyone else to validate it. Your day is a
nine Tarres.

Speaker 11 (11:42):
Just one comment from someone today completely changes how you
see them. Pay attention to that shift. Your day's a
seven Gemini.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Plans change midway through the day and you handle the
pivot better than anyone else in the group.

Speaker 11 (11:53):
Your day is an eight and Cancer. You want more
privacy than usual. Stop feeling like you owe anyone an
explanation your day six and those are your Thursday morning
horse copes.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Looking at the weather today here in New York City
up to ninety with a heat advisory, and uh, let's see,
do we have rain tonight for our concert? Let's see? Yeah,
the rain starts right around concert time. Perfect.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
I saw a very small percentage though, you know.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
It's it looks like eight pm, ten percent chance of rain.
But it does feel like you're walking through a dog's mouth.

Speaker 12 (12:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Yeah, just let your hair be curly. It's fine.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
It's just great. Ninety for your for your high today,
eighty eight for your high in Miami and with thunderstorms
expected to have live had a like a week of
rain in Miami. It's been going on and they have
another week this week. Wow. Wow, it's gonna be until
next week. Lots of rain in Miami. What are we
doing today, Let's do something, Let's do something. Let's celebrate
about day.

Speaker 8 (12:48):
Your boyfriend just told me that he's on his way
over right, my boy I don't have a boyfriend who's
that well.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Our nemesis, Lee Shraker, Okay, Leiraker's on his way.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
Your nemesis. I love that guy.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
He likes to push our buttons.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Yeah, that's why I love them, all.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Right, perfect, can't wait. That's what we need. We need
our buttons pushed. Wow. You know, day yesterday, my birthday
was like it was like a life of Camelot. I
just felt like it was all right with the world
of the sun was shining. It was a nice day.
Everyone was nice. And now today Lee Shrager's coming in.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
Oh yeah, it's balance.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Oh boy. Anyway, Danielle, what are you coming out?

Speaker 5 (13:28):
We're gonna talk about Charlie Sheen. He's getting a podcast
and super Bowl ads are already sold out.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Okay, Oh, there goes Elvis.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Elvis Durand in the Morning show. Are you Elvis?

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Tell me how you felt when you walked out your
door this morning to come into work. It was it's
already hot, there's no breeze at all, and it's very humid.
How did you feel walking out the door like.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
I was walking into a sauna. Yeah, of some Sorry,
it was soupy, very super supy.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah, God, I don't know it is that way. I
really think we should buy one of these one of
these items that I've been reading about, the clam cooler
three thousand. Yes, have you heard about the clam cooler
and the three thousands, so you know they've been working
on it.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
I was this popped up on my Instagram, and I
was like, is this real? Because there is a clam
cooler that's for like beverages and snow, but I'm pretty
sure this one's.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Not for that.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
What is it? How does it cool the clam I'm
not sure, but I thought maybe it was ai and
it was fake, but then I saw it a couple
of times, so I'm not sure. Clam Cooler three thousand eight.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, it's a viral social media joke. Okay, So look,
you know that when they put these jokes out there,
someone should take it and run with it seriously. And
so obviously.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
This is one of the settings includes hurricane.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Sometimes you need that.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
I mean, it's supposed to be us B charge. Look
here's a picture of what it's supposed to look like.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Oh okay, so it looks like close your ears, froggy.
It looks like a pair of panties with a big
fan on the front, a.

Speaker 5 (15:17):
Three speed setting, a whole new meaning to blow drying.
It says, okay, soft breathable fabric USB rechargeab I know
all day confidence.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Okay, isn't it funny that in the joke there really
is something that I bet some people would buy the
clam cooler three thousands.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
You don't think I thought about it. When it popped up,
I'm like, oh, maybe I'll just get this to try
and see. And then I'm like, it's got to be
a joke. But then it popped up a couple of times.
But then I never bought it.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Now, now you know how your computer when it gets warm,
the fan comes on A yeah, is it gonna make
that sound? It's in your pants.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
No, it is very quiet. Okay on the hurricane settings.
Maybe the hurricane is different, Gandhi, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Be awful if you turned your clam cooler three thousand
on the hurricane setting and you walked by palm trees
and they would sway.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Oh God, someone should bring this to what's that that
show where they give you, you know, Shark Tank. This
is great for Shark Tank, don't you think?

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Yes, we should start our own show called shark Tank.
Let's rip everyone off, all right? Look, okay, so the
clam cooler three thousand soon to be it could be
the Biggie the biggest stalking stuffer of this year.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
Their tagline is keep your cool down there. Okay, I
love the comments. People amazing no air conditioning at work.
I'll take five please?

Speaker 1 (16:40):
All right? That makes me mad. Now I was kind
of excited. I'd be too, but I'm going to give
one to all my friends. The clam Cooler three thousand.
All right, don't believe everything you read, I guess yeah,
all right, Danielle, all right, what's going on?

Speaker 5 (16:52):
Super Bowl sixty one sept for February fourteenth at SOFI
Stadium in California. It is the first time the game
will be hosted by ESPN and will also air on ABC.

Speaker 12 (17:01):
Now.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
Disney reported yesterday all of the ad spots are already
sold out. Fifty eight brands, thirty four different categories bought spots,
nine first time advertisers, thirty second spots allegedly sold for
eight million to nine million dollars. One report is claiming
that Disney was seeking as much as ten million dollars
for these ads.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Okay, so all the categories are selling up, meaning they
can only have like one major beer car. There's only
one clam Cooler three thousand.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
Oh you think they got eight million dollars.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
We still have time to buy in let's gone.

Speaker 11 (17:35):
You've got a cooler a lot of clams to pay
for that spot.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
All right? Yes, do you know Charlie Sheen does not
have a podcast. I'm shocked at this.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Okay, we think he needs one.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
He does have one now coming out. It's called Mostly Sheenius.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
It will feature conversations with the biggest names in entertainment, sports, music,
pop culture. No word on when the first episode will
drop or what the guests are, who they are, but
it is on the way.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
We should have jumped on that.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
Yeah, we thought about it.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
I know when we'll do it time.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
It just kind of fell out of this.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
Well when you were out there talking to him, did
you say to him you need a podcast?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Well no, because we're just trying to get the show
ready to go. Okay, but on the plane home we
talked about it should cut it.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
Okay, there you go. I'm playing there too, so I've
just done it. Oh boy. Previous screenings begin this afternoon
for three new arrivals. None of them will challenge, of course,
Spider Man brand new day that is projected to approach
one hundred and fifty million this weekend, and yeah, it's
just going to keep climbing. The family of Perez Hilton
released a statement yesterday asking for privacy, saying, many of

(18:45):
you have reached out with concern for him. We are
incredibly grateful for this overwhelming outpouring of love, support and prayers.
We can confirm that he's receiving medical care, but they
said they have very few details. But they also said
they're focusing on his well being and they will let
people know as is they know more.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Okay, can we talk about the Perez Hilton thing for
just a moment. Look, we know him, We've met him.
I've known him for years, god years and years and years. Yeah,
but what he did was frightening and life is cruel
and it's it's awful. But I see this massive outpouring
of people online. He deserved. If you have thing he's getting,

(19:22):
he deserved it. He deserves all this. And I'm thinking, Okay,
maybe he has said you know, he definitely has said
some cruel things in the past, but who were you
to say he deserves to be going through what he's
going through, right, He didn't do it to you.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
And he's got kids, and he's got a family, and
he's a human, and you have to look inside yourself
and say, you know, at some point you got to
give people some kind of you.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Know, just right to shut up. You know what I'm saying,
It's okay to.

Speaker 9 (19:48):
Just shut up and to not insert yourself into every
situation that arises. It seems like everyone wants to do that, Like,
how does this relate to me? Let me post my
picture of him and tell my story and give my take.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
No one cares.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Weird.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
I saw some people online in my in my feet today.
They were showing pictures of them with him.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
Weird.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
It's like when someone dies, like a celebrity dies and
Scary post a photo of Yeah, weird.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
I actually thought Scary was going to post a photo
with it.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Do you have any photos of you in Perez Hilton?

Speaker 12 (20:15):
I do?

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Oh you know, you better hurry, it's still newsworthy, scary,
Oh my god, okay, just sure.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
So let's talk about Celebrity the Voice Celebrity I talked
about it yesterday. Kiki Palmer signed a two million dollar
contract to host Now Everybody's saying well Carson after hosting
for fifteen years earned six million dollars, but he did
host for a few more years, so maybe you know,
once Kiki's in there for a bit, she can up
her paycheck as well. But two million is pretty damn good.

(20:44):
The Homework Channel, you know, they have their romantic franchise,
Hollywood Touchdown. They partnered with the Chicago Bears this year.
Last time it was like Buffalo. I know, they did
a Kansas City one. So this is Holiday Touchdown, a
Bear's story and it just wrapped film in Chicago. I
know you can't wait of it.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
I can. I know, are you actually gonna watch that?

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Of course I'm gonna watch that, Okay, come on, come on, hey.
And this weekend is the tenth annual I didn't even
know there was a first one yet, but it's the
tenth annual Cat Video Fat Festival. It says no script,
no plot, no sets, and no humans. More than three
hundred and thirty theaters in Canada and the US will

(21:26):
screen seventy three minutes of NonStop cat videos. It's a
family friendly collection of the best clips from the past year.
It's not narrated. You're gonna have to look and see.
I know it's playing somewhere in the city. I know
it's in Princeton, New Jersey. If you want to see it,
google it and you'll find cat Video Fest.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
You let me know if it's an IMAX, and I'm there.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
I don't know if it's an imax. The NFL Hall
of Fame game also the Bear Monsters of God. If
anybody saw ted Lasso or the Shards last night, let
us know. I thought ted Lasso was a cute first episode.
Good and that's my Danielle report.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Hey, speaking of seventy millimeters theaters. Can we get in
to see it yet it's still nothing?

Speaker 8 (22:04):
Nope, there are seats in the front row, I think
towards the middle of September if I'm remembering correctly. So
if you want to be in the very front row staring.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Up, go for it. Okay, all right, like the handicapped,
you can.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
Get a third party sites where we can just buy it.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
I haven't looked at the third party site. I refuse
I okay, so, but I know, just for the sake
of curiosity, I wonder what they're going for. Look it up,
you know, I'll wait here. Are we all there? Oh?

Speaker 9 (22:37):
God?

Speaker 5 (22:37):
How many? Or how much?

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah? Do you have it? Yet does everyone know what
we're talking about?

Speaker 13 (22:44):
Try?

Speaker 5 (22:44):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
About the Odyssey? Yeah, the movie? Yeah yeah, they've shot
it in seventy millimeters IMAX, and so I would love
to see it the way they shot it. But you
can't get a seat anywhere because there's only three seats
available in the entire country.

Speaker 5 (22:57):
Which is so crazy. Tickets on sale?

Speaker 9 (23:00):
Yeah, eBay, yeah, how much let's see it? Oh, you
can get it for a cool two hundred and eighty
nine dollars.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
That's a lot of money. But when or something like that.

Speaker 9 (23:11):
It doesn't say, but it does say you can get
your get it by August eleventh. Well, these ones are
only one twenty nine Wow, probably worse.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Can you imagine?

Speaker 5 (23:20):
That's crazy that people are doing that by misty.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Five hundred dollars to see the Odyssey? Would you would
you pay that if you had it? No?

Speaker 5 (23:27):
Wait, does it come with a popcorn bucket?

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Like these?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Justiel's reconsidering. All right, Well, let me know, I want
to I want to see this. Oh godly shakers here,
all right, we have to take a break.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Good.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
He brought his own headphones, coffee. Okay, all right, we
gotta go we'll be right back.

Speaker 8 (23:50):
You make us laugh, you make us smile.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
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Speaker 1 (24:17):
Thank you, guys.

Speaker 6 (24:18):
I love you and I listen to every day on
my way to work.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
You guys are awesome. I mean everyone is hilarious. I
talk about you guys like your friends.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Good morning.

Speaker 6 (24:26):
I love you all.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
So here we are. It's Thursday. It's Food News Thursday.
Froggy's got his food News on the way. Where's Froggy? Though,
we've lost Froggy, but we've got food News scheduled. His
chair is there? There's no Froggy. We'll find him. We'll
find him. Lee Schweger just sauntered through the door. Good morning,
my Lee. Hello everybody.

Speaker 14 (24:46):
It's so nice to be back in a room where
I'm loved and appreciated. If only that was the case.
A happy birthday, Dear Elvis, I didn't get to see
you yesterday.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Well, you know it's belated birthday. It's Scotty b birthday.

Speaker 14 (25:00):
To day, I know all my favorites in a matter
of days. But Obama, you and Scotty B. Okay, absolutely trifecta. Oh,
here's Froggy. Froggy's back, Froggy. Leiseh Rager's here.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
He saw me? So, Lee, how are you?

Speaker 14 (25:12):
I heard that I missed the banana eating episode already?

Speaker 9 (25:16):
What that's Scotty Froggy?

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Sorry, run from Oh that's fine, Scotty. Well, Lee, I
thought of you when I read this article. Actually I
thought of I thought of all of us. You reach
your peak happiness at what age? Do you want to
take a guess? Sixty? According to the scientists that study
this peak peak happiness in life, Lisa's sixty. I'm going

(25:43):
to lower it to fifty. Okay, all right.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
I was going to say maybe sixty five.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Sixty five, yeah, peak happiness.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
I'm going to say sixty as well.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Right, okay, scary fifty three thirty seven? The age is
forty seven. Oh damn, okay, okay, hold on, everyone piped down.
Let me get to the bottom of this these scientists say. Apparently,
age forty seven is the point where humans feel healthiest, happiest,

(26:14):
and most confident. The survey found that people around that
age forty seven tend to feel better because they focus
on their well being instead of their appearance. All right,
so good news. So if you're approaching your forties while
listening to us, the survey says, age forty seven is
where you're going to hit your peak. This is good,
that's good. This is crap. Why is this crap?

Speaker 11 (26:37):
I was recovering from a brain aneurs in at forty seven.
Let's knock up my happiest peek for sure. We'll keep
in mind. You know, well you didn't die.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
I didn't. You're right, correct, So be happy?

Speaker 14 (26:47):
Okay, Elvis, knowing yesterday was a big birthday for you,
what age did you feel happiest.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
I'm still waiting for happiness, Lee.

Speaker 14 (26:55):
Lord, it just arrived, darling. I'm sitting right here, I
am back pitches.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Well what about because I mean you're you're at least
a decade older than me at least, so so what
have you found happiness yet? Yes? Okay, I can say
that I'm as happy as I've ever been okay, so
peak happiness right now being here in this room. No, Well, okay,
just in general in life.

Speaker 14 (27:19):
Being able to travel and having to freedom to travel
and go where I want, and being healthy and just
being with someone who makes me feel loved.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
There, Okay, there's peak happiness.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
So keep in mind, you know, this is a survey
of two thousand people, So I mean it doesn't apply.
What do they know? It doesn't apply to each and
every one of us. But I don't know peak happiness.

Speaker 8 (27:38):
If peak happiness is forty seven, does that mean you
are on a steady decline and you're more miserable every
single day?

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Elvis, Well, according to this survey, that's why I don't
whoheartedly agree with it? Yeah, but he's dead. According to
the survey.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
He's never happy.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
Look at him.

Speaker 9 (27:54):
He finds a study about happiness saying he's going to
reach his peak next year, and he tries to.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
Crap on it.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Actually, you know what, I am so happy. I am
so happy. I'm gonta peak next year. I'm gonna be saying,
you guys are gonna have to like keep me away.
I'm gonna be just accusing. Just finally, we've been waiting
for it. But hold on, hold on, As he was
saying it, don't you see he's very unhappy.

Speaker 8 (28:15):
Yeah, Oh this is all just a mask. Yeah, scary.
How about you? You're happy?

Speaker 1 (28:22):
I am happy.

Speaker 14 (28:23):
What do a requirement of having peak happiness be being
financially secure?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Okay? Okay, let me go through the list. Okay, and
the new service says eight forty seven people hit their
peak health and happiness. A pull of two thousand people
said that people in their late forties even feel fitter, happier,
and more confident than ever before because they finally understand
their bodies better. Okay, and they're more likely to buy
healthier foods and cut back on partying and whatever. Another

(28:48):
big factor of their perspective, people in their late forties
say they focus more on their well being instead of
their appearance. As we said, so, if you're not forty seven,
now you have something to look forward to. If you're
over forty seven, you have something to go. Okay, let
me try to get back to that.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (29:04):
I mean, I really feel the older I got, the
more I tried to take care of my body, because
you realize it wasn't the same body you had, right absolutely. Yeah,
I mean so, I don't know. I disagree with that.
I hate to come in and disagree right away with.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
You, though you relish the ability to do that anyway,
So we had to talk. We have to talk to
Lee about something very important to us. Of course, the
New York City Wine and Food Festival is always important
to us every year. But our own people, we have
our own thing going. We have our own thing at
Norwegian Cruise Line going on at the festival this year,

(29:43):
the Rooftop series at Peer seventeen. So actually we're finally
going to be invited to your food festival. Wow, this
is great, awesome. Might I remind you you're not showing up?
We'll talk about this. Excuse me.

Speaker 14 (29:58):
Yes, it is a NCL sponsor, and I think Bick
is doing our book signing, but no, don't show up.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
You guys are busy. I understand you don't know that
I'm not there.

Speaker 14 (30:07):
Likewise, Oh, excuse me, I just assume when no one
replied to two emails or text saying is anyone showing
and no one replied, So excuse me. If I assume
that no one was showing up, I'm so sorry. Normally
people friends say, oh, yes, I'll be there or no
on one vacation.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
But no.

Speaker 14 (30:24):
No one replied kind of at least say okay, thanks,
we'll get back to you. But no, it was dead silence.
I didn't need anything, but thank you NCL for sponsoring
an event that your clients.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
It's not showing up at. But that's we're not clients
of theirs are Oh no, they're sponsors. We're members of
their family.

Speaker 14 (30:44):
Oh I forgot you are members of the family. I
heard the president last time. Yes, so we're all good.
So it's all good.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
I don't know why.

Speaker 14 (30:51):
If your family. When I wanted to go in the
last cruise, Julie Wilson Watson told me I had to
pay for my own room.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
You got money, pay for your own and I'm paying
for my room.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
That's why I have money. No, I'm going to buy
my coffee in the way over here.

Speaker 14 (31:06):
I'm telling you right now, I'm taking big pens when
I'm leaving here because they are expensive and my brother
is a school teacher.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
So how I'm bringing big pens home? Verybody. That's nice,
that's nice. You can take all the bic you want.
It's all you. It's all you. You did say bic,
right I did. I did say big thank you.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
So anyway, oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Okay, so we found out you reach your peak happiness
at forty seven. So Lee is now showing us when
you reach your peak bitterness. You've made me bitter. This
show has made me bitter.

Speaker 14 (31:37):
But what you've done to me, I was nice before
I started coming on here. I was nice, and I'd
like to explain to people, my fan and follower who
have missed me the last few months.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
I am back.

Speaker 12 (31:49):
Oh God, up.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
In the morning, Elvis duran in the Morning Show. I
think you could.

Speaker 10 (31:56):
Fix this conversation. Honestly, we need all the help we
can get. A call us at one eight hundred two
two zero one hundred.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Good morning everyone, This is Elvis Durran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
All right, so if you're turning us on several things
we got to talk about. First of all, First and foremost,
it is Food News Thursday. Froggy's gearing up for Food News.
What's your big countdown going to be on Food News
Thursday today?

Speaker 11 (32:16):
Well, you know, I've realized I've noticed the pattern here
that I give a countdown you don't like it. I
have to give you another countdown, So today we have three. Okay,
so when we get to that bridge and time to
cross that, we'll let you crap on two and then
we'll take the third.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Okay, good, good, good good okay, perfect, So I'm there.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
We don't know they're bad till they're done, though.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah, well, you're right, so we'll figure out when we
get there. Also another thing that we're loving today, it's
Scotty Bee's birthday. Happy birthday, Scottie, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 12 (32:43):
You know.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
I saw Lee come in and I unfortunately I did
the banana already this morning and he missed it. I yes,
I noted that earlier. Have you been listening to me?
I'm sorry, I was in the back. Would you want
Scotty to do the deep throat banana trick right in
front of his fiance? She loved it? Okay, okay, come
over here, I have another banana to see. Yeah. Yeah, well,
and Meghan's okay with this. She loves it. She does. Megan,

(33:05):
you're okay with him doing deep throat banana? Come over here,
you're you're okay with him doing deep throat banana in
front of Lee Shaker? Yeah, okay, all right, she's a
confident girl.

Speaker 14 (33:16):
She is not afraid of somebody like me, a masculine.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
You ready, here we go? This gz okay, here we go.
I might need to cover myself here we go. Oh
my god, Oh my wow. Yeah, how was that?

Speaker 9 (33:36):
Scotty Oh Daddy Scott used to be able to get
the whole thing down.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
He's kind of slipping.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
I got it all down.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
When's the when's?

Speaker 5 (33:47):
When's you're a fan page here?

Speaker 13 (33:48):
You know?

Speaker 5 (33:48):
To make some money?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Really sure? I have to wear a mask though, you know,
kids and everything.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Don't wear a mask.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
I'm gonna wear a by the way, that's gonna be
posted at some point. No, no, you can't post that.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Don't you.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Hold on, guys, you're missing the whole What I'm seeing
Diamond in this other studio next door to Scotty Bee.
What does that look of disgust on your face?

Speaker 15 (34:08):
Well, because he did all of that, and then he goes, oh,
I have to wear a mask if I make an
only fans.

Speaker 5 (34:13):
You're literally doing it on the show. What are you
talking about?

Speaker 1 (34:18):
This for free? Oh my god? Anyway, So that's Scotty Bee.
I've known him for years and years. Yeah, when did he.

Speaker 14 (34:25):
Master the ad? Of swallow, art of swallowing a hole?
And how many years of practice did he have? It's
years of training.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Well you taught me. Yeah, Scotty Bee's birthday and so
Lee Schrager's here and people are wondering always who is
this Lee Schrager guy? He happens to be my dearest friend.
I love. He doesn't feel the same about me. But
let me just tell you something. He comes across very
acidic on air. He comes across very sassy and negative

(34:53):
about me. He's throwing negative waves towards me. But when
I'm on the phone along with him, He's the night.
He's this kindest person on the planet Earth. Why is
it when you walk into this room you turn into
such a beast and you fight me every step of
the way.

Speaker 14 (35:08):
My listeners don't want to hear me being nice. Fans
don't want to hear me being nice. But you know
how much I love you, Mister rand is one of
my favorite people in the world. Say that, but that
is it. I Am going back to the bitch. Can
we just talk about miss Diamond? How gorgeous she is?

Speaker 6 (35:26):
Her?

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Is she not the best? We love our diamond?

Speaker 3 (35:28):
She is?

Speaker 1 (35:29):
I just she has a did you miss what he
just said about you? I heard him he said something
nice to say.

Speaker 14 (35:34):
She always say is nice and has a smile, and
she is truly always happy to see me and makes
me feel welcome.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Oh I love It's the truth.

Speaker 14 (35:42):
The rest of us don't not always okay, And I
have to say the breakfast welcome here this morning.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
I cannot wait. I've heard so many good things about breakfast.
So Lee was bitching and moaning. He said he was
offering a great breakfast for us today, and we said, well,
our friends at Bick who we love, they're going to
supply like a a kid's breakfast, like a cafeteria because
because we're donating auto money to teachers too, and some

(36:08):
five million pens. Can I expense the Babes breakfast that
I had to pay for?

Speaker 14 (36:13):
What I was having? Babes breakfast from sag Harbor. They're
famous for their egg sandwich.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Do you order? Where is it?

Speaker 14 (36:19):
It's in sag Harby they were coming in. Of course,
I will take things for free. How much was it?

Speaker 1 (36:25):
I'm not able to discuss that on the air. The expense.
Can I expense the helicopter ride in?

Speaker 5 (36:31):
Oh my gosh?

Speaker 14 (36:32):
Probably that I'm expensing that that's more than my yearly
salary here and I had to bring my own coffee
this morning.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
And a half.

Speaker 14 (36:43):
I just wanted to know I could have a car
not having a car. But I don't know why a
show like this for talent cannot send a car and
hair and maker.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
I'll tell you why. Why hair and makeup? Well, you
don't have any hair left. Oh look, who's talking, Harry Styles?
Because you have your beautiful face. You are right.

Speaker 14 (37:03):
I don't know whose face that is, but it's beautiful.
Can I ask something? And excuse me for a moment
for interrupting this. Don't forget that on November No, August
twenty sixth, we have Harry Styles.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Does that? Does anybody remember? Raise your hand if you're coming.
What day is that? The twenty sixth? I just said that.
I don't know what they have the week? What month? August? Yeah,
it's see. I'm going to see Bruno Mars the night before,
so what a fun one. We'll talk, we'll talk. Let's
move on. Let's move on from what because we got

(37:35):
something to do here, okay other than sit here and
bitch and mom not bitching. But I have Harry Styles
tickets America this week. Okay, I don't think it's the
We got to move on. It's now time for match game.
Oh you already remember match game with Gene Rayburn of course?
And and uh, I don't know if I remember that?

(37:57):
Was that the Hollywood?

Speaker 3 (37:58):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
What was the one? The dating game like with the
married couples nowhere to do it? That's them. I love
the new one. We're not playing that.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
We play.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
I want to be paired with Nate. We're playing packing Nate.
We're playing match game Pack and cake Nate.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
Okay, speaking of cake, we have good cake later on.
Let's have that's something to look forward to, Lee birthday cake.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
I'm just trying to do a show. I know, thank
you Danielle that we have cake coming.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
You want where you said cake?

Speaker 14 (38:28):
So that was the twenty seventh. I'd like to correct myself,
Hawie Styles. Okay, I'm sorry talk about your cake.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
For f's sake. I can't do a show here. You
can do a show, Okay, let me do. Let me
do the show. Okay, I'm so sorry. I'm really at
the end of my rope. At the end, it's now
time for a match kid, Remember Jean Raybern say yes
I do. And Carol marriw No, no that we go

(38:56):
Chicago six o six oh nine. No, Carol Merrill that
was let's make a deal. Oh it's so old anyway,
So Nate takeover. How do you play? Match is very easy?

Speaker 8 (39:07):
So if you want to match the stars, call in now.
We need two people Diamond.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Please, two people Diamond please eight two zero one hundred,
Thank you, thank you. Make sure their phone works, thank you.
Call Diamond now at eight hundred and two four two.
What happens? It's not one calls the other. They're calling
every every phone lundering. Okay, okay, don't you worry, honey.
I'll tell you why. We don't have budget anymore. We
can't send cars for people anymore. Really, yeah we used to.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
Oh I used I used to get calls in the
middle of the night if a guest canceled for me
to cancel the car. I would be sleeping by. So
so it's not coming and I have to cancel the car.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
It's okay. Now you don't have to worry about cancling
no cars? Look how easy? It is pretty poor Now
they're spending their budgets on the high priced talent here
in the room. That's right, all right, So if you
want to play match game, please call us now at
eight hundred and two four two zero, one hundred into
the three things we need to know from Gandhi sand
Now I'm gaining control of my show again. Here we go, here,
here we always. MIC's soft. Look at that controlled his mic?

(40:03):
Hey Lee, how you doing over there? I'm back? Okay, okay,
Three things that we need to know? What's going on?

Speaker 3 (40:10):
All right?

Speaker 9 (40:11):
Iran is denying that they are holding peace talks with
Washington at all, but they say the US is ready
to return to commitments. The country's deputy foreign minister made
the comments Wednesday without much explanation. President Trump said that
talks have indeed been happening, whether Iran wants to admit
it or not. The president also said the deal was close,
but that the US was ready to return to launching

(40:31):
military strikes if necessary. Officials say that more than a
thousand firefighters are working in and around Spokane, Washington to
contain several devastating wildfires. We've been talking about it all week.
About fifteen hundred firefighters are reportedly working sixteen hour shifts
to hold back three wildfires which have displaced over sixty
thousand people. By Wednesday night, two of the wildfires were

(40:53):
thirteen percent contained and one was five percent contained. Together,
they have burned over ten thousand acres. Fire officials hoping
to make progress before the weekend when forecasters are expecting hotter,
drier conditions. The Red Cross is on site, as we
always say, Redcross dot org if you can contribute. And finally,
the Powerball jackpot has jumped to a whopping eight hundred

(41:14):
and fifty sixty million dollars.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
On hold on, I have to go to jackpocket and
buy some lottery tickets. Have you ever used your jackpocket?
I can't say that on air. Yeah, yeah, you can
use it online. Really, go ahead, when I win, I
will give you some Oh wow, okay, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
That's so nice.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
How much is it eight hundred and fifty six million dollars?

Speaker 9 (41:33):
Because nobody won the grand prize in last night's drawing,
so the next chance to strike the big money is Saturday,
with the cash value option on this jackpot being about
three hundred and seventy two million dollars should you.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Win, So that's not until Saturday. Powerable is Saturday. Saturday
I'm going to order now, and if I win, I
will pay for your helicopter ride back to the Hampton
and hair and makeup. No, just a one way ticket
to the Hamptas. What's that, Danielle? I not okay? Here
we go. It's time to match the stars. Welcome to

(42:07):
match game. The stars didn't show up, so we'll have
to do all right. Have you played match game with
us before?

Speaker 6 (42:13):
Lee?

Speaker 1 (42:13):
I don't believe so. Oh my god, this canna be
the highlight of your day. That's not saying a lot.
See there he goes again. Oh I mean he's a bully.
You're a bully. Bully? All right, Welcome to match game.
Is this Mara or Mara? How do I say your name?
Beautiful West ice Lip Long Island out there by the Hamptons.

(42:35):
You'll see that helicopter with Lee on its flying by
in a few minutes. You're in. Make sure you look
at your way, Hiley. All right, here we go, Darling.
Here's how it works. I'm gonna give you a sentence
with a blank in it. Now. The idea is everyone
in here fills in the blank, and then you have

(42:55):
to see how many of them you match with. So
don't give me your answer quite yet. Get right to
write down your answer. Here we go. So, when they
were getting divorced, miserable Marie said, I demand fifty percent
of everything. So her husband sawed their blank in half.
All right, keeps it in mind. Don't answer yet. Again.

(43:18):
Marie was miserable divorced her husband. She said, I get
fifty of everything, so he saw their blank in half. Okay,
write down your answer sometimes this I did it millennium.
All right, do we have our answers? Froggy, you're ready
to go? We're all good? Yeah, yeah, ready to go?

(43:38):
All right, here we go. Everyone's good.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Do you see the angst in my eyes?

Speaker 3 (43:43):
I do?

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Okay, here we go, so Mara, here we go. When
they were getting divorced, miserable Marie said, I demand fifty
percent of everything. So her husband's fine, and he saw
their blank in half? How many matches do you think
you'll get with your answer? We'll find out what is
your answer?

Speaker 16 (44:01):
All right, I'm gonna say his their they're fabulous mansion house.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
They're gonna they're gonna sell the house in house.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
All right, that's good.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
All right, we'll just call it. We'll call it a house.
It could be a mobile home or mansion, whatever, house, dwelling, dwelling.
All right, let's go around the room, gandhy getting divorced.
Marie says, I want fifty percent of everything. Her husband
saw their blank in half.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
I said, kids, their kids, Yeah, that's okay, all right.

Speaker 14 (44:30):
I don't think my aunt is gonna go over well, okay,
I hope the Browns aren't listening.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Your dog they saw their dogs because he once again,
everyone's going for the funny one.

Speaker 16 (44:44):
I should I should have gone funny.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
No, No, something more froggy, froggy, miserable Marie demanding fifty
percent of everything in the divorce or her husband saw
their blank in half. I finally got a match. I
got house. That never happens never so far we have
we have, we have kids and dog in house. Danielle.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
The husband says, okay, fine, you get.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
Half of what two matches?

Speaker 1 (45:16):
I said, never, never has this happened ever, Hey, straight
in eight they cut, they cut into half for the
divorce fifty What is it? Okay, what is it? You
can tell God you I don't want kids, I said,
children right down. You didn't like from head to toe

(45:37):
or side right right around them unless you had a
Siamese twin and you could do it even Oh god,
can we talking about that? Is that politically correct to
talk about?

Speaker 5 (45:46):
I think you conjoined?

Speaker 1 (45:48):
You may conjoined.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
No, I've meant.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Double it down? Okay, wait, do you remember what I don't?
I have no memory. Here removes allowed me to refresh
the memory. Scary, Yeah, miserable Marae said, I have had
fifty of everything. So her husband salt their blanket half.

(46:17):
So this is pretty amazing. So how many you know?
You got two matches, which is great.

Speaker 11 (46:23):
It's unheard of, unheard of them, all right, and it's
from the two people who screw around the most.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
All right, Well, hold on, don't leave, mara Let's go
see how Dan does. Oh good, god, hello Dan, how
are you?

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Fabulous? Never been better?

Speaker 12 (46:43):
Dan?

Speaker 1 (46:44):
You hear how this mess works? Let me just jump
right into it. Here we go. Don't give me your
answer immediately. Let the stars write down their answers. Burry
the breakdancer is always practicing. You know what break dancing Isily, Yes,
I think I do. Okay, he's always practicing. He even
stands on his head when he blinks. All right, don't

(47:06):
give your answer out loud, but think about what these
numbskulls are going to say. Bury the breakdancer, always practicing.
He even stands on his head when he blinks, writing
down the answers.

Speaker 14 (47:26):
Okay, he's not writing anything. I wrote it down already
with my big pen, my beautiful big pen.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Thank you, dame. That's nice. All right, here we go.
Dan Bury the breakdancer, always practicing, even standing on his
head when he blinks. What is your answer?

Speaker 7 (47:44):
Fall?

Speaker 1 (47:46):
What falls?

Speaker 3 (47:50):
You know?

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Let's let's let's try another way. So, yeah, I.

Speaker 16 (47:57):
Know breakdancing too.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
I used to watch break In and Break into Electric.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Give me the song? Okay, hey, no stop and yeah
I know great okay. So he's always practicing, so much
so he even stands on his head when he blinks,
like anything an in everyday life.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
No, no, something you do during the day that you
don't normally do on your head, but we'll pretend you do.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Listener, he stands on his always. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
it's gonna be okay. He always stands on his head
because you know break dancers, they spin on their head.
Sometimes he stands in his so he even stands in
his head when he blinks, because he's practicing. So I

(48:47):
think we need to move on to Dan penis. I
don't know. He stands on his head when he on
his penis. Okay, when he's.

Speaker 11 (48:56):
Doing something and everyday action that you normally do on
your feet, he does it on his head.

Speaker 14 (49:00):
How about I got one for you?

Speaker 1 (49:04):
He stands, I got one? Can I help him? He
stands in his head. He stands on his head when
he uses the restroom, when he peas with you. How
about that one he stands on it? Yeah, okay, yeah,
just go with that one. That's a that's a good one. Disconnected,
I tell you what, Or when he cooks, or when

(49:26):
he's making whoopee or driving a car? Which one do
you want? Driving his car?

Speaker 5 (49:34):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (49:36):
When he's driving, when he's okay, okay, I can see that.
All right, let's get the okay now, all right, So
we're looking for driving his car, so burry the brake, dentures,
always practicing. We stand even he even stands on his
head when he's driving. I mean, come on, people, So

(49:56):
what what say you, Gandhi?

Speaker 5 (49:59):
I said, having sexual relations?

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Oh all right, okay, you could happen in the front
seat of a car. But no, Lee, he even stands
on his head when he blinks.

Speaker 14 (50:11):
I'm still curious about why I can't say simon these twins, Okay,
I said, peace?

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Oh my god, Okay, that would be That would be
just the mess, wouldn't it. That would be what a visual? Hey,
Froggy Burry, the break danger is always practicing. He even
stands on his head when he blinks when he's solo
pleasures himself. Oh okay, no, okay, I had to think
about that one.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
Hey, Danielle, I kind of feel bad here, Why because
I don't I gave him driving, so I feel like
I should stay driving in the car.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
What is your answer?

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Showers?

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Showers? Oh wow, if you stand on your head when
you shower, you clean all new areas you do. What
about I mean, you know you know what I'm saying, Hey,
what about you? Nate has a bowel movement? Oh god,
that's disgusting and finally scary we're looking for when he
drives his car. This is Danty, Oh I missus show

(51:16):
all right, Dan, Dan, these wise guys that you should
never play games with these guys because standing on your
head when you're.

Speaker 11 (51:23):
Driving a car.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Okay, I know you could have Please hold Dan talk
to him. He's out. Maa, Maa, you you met with two,
which is unheard of. Wow, congratulations. We're so excited.

Speaker 16 (51:40):
For you, Elvis Dran especially for your birthday.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Elvis, thank you so much. And today's Scottie Bee have
your birthday? Hey, what do you have for our friend?
Mam Maara, it's your birthday today? It's five hundred dollars.
Thanks for our friends at top Dog Law Top Dog
Law Dog. I hope we have them on retainer today.
We should be paid five hundred for listening to Dan.

Speaker 12 (52:05):
To night.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
So Dan listening.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Listens to our show, so we would be nice, Maria,
and we should definitely paying five hundred dollars. Mama, ma
thank you.

Speaker 16 (52:13):
It's the helicopter ride also with Lee Okay.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Maybe pleasure. We're stopping in Iceland wherever that is. Congratulations, Maa,
you just got five with you. Thank you so much.
We love you. Hold on one second and there you go.
Match came. I mean, what could go wrong?

Speaker 12 (52:29):
Hope?

Speaker 5 (52:30):
Is this not going to be back after the ring?

Speaker 9 (52:32):
I know he's getting he's walking out, and we're not
gonna see the rid.

Speaker 12 (52:35):
Of the day.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Let's think, let's think. Let's think Lee for coming in today.
I am not leaving. I came for a helicopter.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
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Speaker 1 (53:14):
All right, we have a moment without Lee in the room,
we can get some business done here. Hurry, hurry, Oh,
here she comes. Did you know ninety seven percent of
teachers spend their own personal funds on school supplies each
and every year, And I think that's pathetic. Teacher shouldn't
be reaching out of their pockets even though they are
so overpaid. Wait, wake, this is why back to School

(53:37):
season Bick is bringing joy Bic to school. As they say,
they're donating pens and pencils to teachers who are in need.
And for every big product we buy listen to this.
For every big product you buy, we buy, the Kids
in Need Foundation gets one as well. Up to five
million pens donated to schools across our country.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
Love that.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
So we can bring some joy back to tea, they
can bring some joy back to learning and that's you know,
better for everyone. So thank you for bringing joy Bick
to school this year. You can also nominate your favorite
teacher for a chance to win a five thousand dollars
Walmart shopping spree for the teacher from Bick and also
a five thousand dollars Walmart Foundation grant for their school
as well. Bick has teachers in mind of course, meaning

(54:21):
kids in our future in mind as well, So if
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to dominate your favorite teacher at bicktwoschool dot com. That's
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(54:42):
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Speaker 1 (54:49):
All right, Danielle, what's it all about?

Speaker 5 (54:50):
Well, Greg wanted to play a phone tap on his
fiance Ginger. Ginger and Greg bought a dog together at
the mall, so the dog has been sick ever since
they got the dog home. Ginger wants the pet store
to pay the doctor bills. So I'm going to play
the manager at the pet store and tell her we're
not paying for anything.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Here we go. So who's phone tapping?

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Who?

Speaker 5 (55:07):
Greg is phone tapping his fiancee Ginger?

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Let's do it?

Speaker 12 (55:11):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (55:12):
Hi, may I speak to Ginger?

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Please?

Speaker 5 (55:14):
Hi Ginger, This is Lisa from the pein of Garden
State Plaza.

Speaker 12 (55:17):
Hi.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Good, how you doing good? We just wanted to call
and talk to you a little bit about the docs
and that you adopted.

Speaker 12 (55:24):
Okay, actually she's really really sick.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
She's sick. What happened?

Speaker 12 (55:28):
Yeah, I mean she's been sick since we adopted her.
She's I mean, we've been bringing in a couple of
bills too because of the vet. But she has like
that parasite that want the garden neia or whatever.

Speaker 5 (55:39):
Well, what did you do to her?

Speaker 12 (55:40):
No, nothing, it was we got her like that.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
No, she was fine when she was in the store.

Speaker 12 (55:45):
No, she had it. We boarded a vet on Monday.

Speaker 5 (55:47):
Yeah, but maybe you did something to her at home.

Speaker 12 (55:49):
She got it from the kettle. She was in a
cattle for two months before.

Speaker 5 (55:52):
No, because we check all the dogs before we would
let them out of the mall.

Speaker 12 (55:56):
Okay, well, there's doctor bills, there's that bills. They're going
from that day, that mom and day. So yeah, I mean, yeah,
you're gonna pay for it because we're stuck with almost
seven hundred dollars worth of bills.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
Yeah, they're not going to pay for it. Excuse me,
I know they're not going to pay for it.

Speaker 12 (56:08):
Excuse me, Well, because we have no no, no, no, no,
you don't know what my dog is going through. Jessica's
the one who told us to bring us all the bills.
We'll take care of everything. Everything is being processed.

Speaker 5 (56:18):
Yeah, we're gonna have to let Jessica go because she
shouldn't have told anyone that.

Speaker 12 (56:22):
Are you listening, I'm not talking to you anymore. You
were going to cover my bills?

Speaker 5 (56:25):
Okay, wait, here's the question.

Speaker 12 (56:27):
Okay, you know what, take it up with my fiance
because I can't talk to you any more about my job.
Please don't call me down.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
What did you see hello. Hello, all right, hold.

Speaker 12 (56:33):
On acting appraisal? Change your place, Gregory?

Speaker 11 (56:37):
Yeah, did you want to.

Speaker 12 (56:38):
Call from just got off to them? What are they
talk about? They're not going to pay for it.

Speaker 16 (56:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (56:45):
My heart is like pounding right now. You better go
there right now. I'm gonna even I'm serious. Oh what.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
You know?

Speaker 12 (56:52):
You have to go there? Uh? Yeah, if you want
to take care of it, shut up because I'm getting
aggravator right now. You know what, I don't know what
to tell me. Get down to the freaking pet shop
and go do something. No, no, all right, I gotta
go you there.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
Yeah, Okay, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna pretend
you're at the pet store and I'm gonna be on
the phone with you.

Speaker 12 (57:13):
Okay, act your appraisal. You're gonna make my heart come
out and swear to god, I'm at the pet shop.

Speaker 14 (57:22):
I think I'm happy.

Speaker 12 (57:22):
That's where are they going to do? They're not saying
for anything. It doesn't work like that. Tell her we're not.

Speaker 5 (57:29):
I'll talk to you greg Hello. Yeah, Yeah, your fiance
just told me that you gave the dog a bath
when the doctor told you the dog shouldn't be in
the bathtop for fourteen days.

Speaker 12 (57:41):
Doesn't make a difference. Okay, this the dog has some
kind of parasite. Okay, can you put my fiance back
up the phone?

Speaker 7 (57:47):
Plase?

Speaker 5 (57:47):
Fine, fine, here off door?

Speaker 12 (57:49):
Hello kidding me right now? Are you kidding me? Right now?
Are you kidding me? You go tell her that what
is wrong with you? I just explained, you know what, Greg,
I had enough. I gotta go. You figure this that.
I don't care. You know what you pay for the Honestly,
I'm gonna look into, look into what if. Okay you
know what I'm shaking. I gotta go. You're getting me so.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Angry for the dog.

Speaker 12 (58:13):
See what you're taking the dog back? Possibility. You're not
picking my dog back, Greg. If you take this dog back,
I swear to.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
God, it's getting out of hand, like out of control.

Speaker 12 (58:29):
All right, you know what? But tell them, Oh my god,
because my heart is like pounding. Okay, I can't take
this anymore. Just just do something, do something about this.
You've got to do something right now.

Speaker 5 (58:40):
Hello, Yeah, Okay, we'll take the dog back from you.

Speaker 12 (58:43):
No, no, no, you're not taking my dog back.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
But you don't take care of the dog policy.

Speaker 12 (58:47):
You don't take the dogs back.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
You know what, in this case, I'll make an exception
because I'm.

Speaker 12 (58:51):
You my dog back. You're gonna pay my bill.

Speaker 5 (58:53):
We'll come and pick the dog up.

Speaker 12 (58:54):
You're not picking up my doors.

Speaker 5 (58:55):
You see. I can report you for this because I'm
the I don't care, are you curt Why are you cursing, ma'am?

Speaker 12 (59:00):
Because I have to go. I'm at work, okay, and
I'm at work too, okay, you know what, do your
job then? Sure? At work?

Speaker 5 (59:07):
I can't take them monsterer, God.

Speaker 12 (59:10):
If you give that anybody, listen to me, shut up.
If you give that dog to anybody me and you
come on, how dare you even like bring up something
like that.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
I don't know if we deserve something like this. I
don't know we're right for.

Speaker 12 (59:23):
It, Craig, I have a job, that's what you're worried about. Yes,
I'm worried about my job. This my boss, boss is
listening to me. You're making me look like a truck
stop it.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
I have one more thing to say.

Speaker 8 (59:34):
What this is?

Speaker 5 (59:35):
Danielle Narrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning.

Speaker 12 (59:37):
Show Phone Tap, Huh do these things to me? This
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Speaker 3 (59:46):
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(01:00:13):
what are you doing today with a big old thousand
dollars self? All right, now, I'm at work. I'm an exterminator.

Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
That's rats and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Oh good, well, we have one here in the room,
so Jermaine, thank you for listening to us, and we
do appreciate it. One thousand dollars. It's all your things
to big and remember teachers and kids and students. Next
time you want to buy a pen, it's always a
big pen anything from Bick. They also donate the same

(01:00:41):
thing to teachers across America. Okay, okay, hold on one second, Jermaine,
our friends from Bick are here. By the way, we're
gonna give you a big old check. Yes, I love
those big checks. And by the way, again, for every
big product you buy, the Kids in Need Foundation gets
one as well. And if you want to nominate your
favorite teacher for a chance to win five grand Walmart
for themselves and five grand from the Walmart Foundation for

(01:01:03):
their school, please sign up now at BIC two school
dot com. That's b i C the number two school
dot com. What do we have coming up, mister producer man, Well,
we're gonna talk to our friends from BICK. We've got Froggies,
food News, We've got Danielle. We got to go around
the room, and Lee is gonna insult us in our
listeners just a little bit new.

Speaker 14 (01:01:21):
By the way, I think we should call my brother
and get the name of his school so he can win.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Okay, all right, call your brother text him. We asked, Lee, said,
what does your brother do? He's a teacher and you said, no,
he's like that. He was sports. He's the sports guy.

Speaker 14 (01:01:36):
We hated sports. No one picked me for dodgeball. Okay,
little kid in the corn, and no one wanted me.
I showed them, Well look.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
At them, you show them. They're all envious. Now now
who's laughing?

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Hey Specy boone show, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
This is this.

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Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Are you ready for the show?

Speaker 6 (01:02:19):
Us?

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Of course? Yeah? Suhould be like yes, I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Agree, yeses.

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
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Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
That's insane. Mister Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Oh my god, I know why I am breaking out?
Why because Lee Schrager is here.

Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
That's this big, this big pimple on my face. Does
that ever happen to you guys when you stress it
stressed out?

Speaker 14 (01:02:56):
Yeah, you're ninety years old. You're not getting pimples anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Thank you. So we've been talking a lot about our
friends at BIC and uh, what's going on now? We've
been talking for years about what's going on with teachers
in schools where some of our favorite educators are actually
digging in their own pockets to pay for materials and
for everything they need for classroom. So it is, it

(01:03:21):
makes no sense. And at the same time they don't
pay teachers enough. Well okay, that's that's another story. But
Big to the rescue, and we've all we've all been
using Bick our entire lives. It's like having I don't know,
like a major major part of our lives in the
room right now. Yeah, of course, like let's say Uncle

(01:03:41):
Ben's rice. Hell yeah, who grew up with dairy Queen,
like dry Dairy Queen. If they came out, Oh my god,
Darry Queen, I don't know. I don't even think about them.
I don't even know. Then it doesn't matter because today
we're talking about Bick. We care about So Laura and
near Resco is here from Big. Are you sure you

(01:04:03):
want to be here for this?

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
I am very sure.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Well, first of all, it's been nice working with BICK.
It's been Laura Noresco is the brand manager, a bran
manager for BICK, which which means you get to go
out and do fun things like this and help teachers
and everything else that Big does. Talk about it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 17 (01:04:21):
So right now we're back to school season and we're
just doing our best to give back to teachers. You know,
teachers spend hundreds of dollars of their own money every
single year in school supplies, and as a leader, I'm
back to school supplies. We have an opportunity to kind
of fill that gap as best we can. So you know,
this year we're the biggest part of our back to
school campaign is by bit give a bo So we're
donating a minimum of three million writing utensils to the

(01:04:44):
Kids in Need Foundation this year.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Hold on say that again.

Speaker 17 (01:04:47):
We're donating three a minimum of three million writing utensils, sticks,
pens to the Kids in Need Foundation this year.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Wow.

Speaker 17 (01:04:54):
Yeah, which is really exciting. And that's just one part
of our back to school campaign.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
This is part of it, and we've been covered bring
as many parts as we can because I mean it's
a lot, yes it is, but is pretty cool, all right.
So the Kids in Need Foundation for every big product.
As she's telling us, it's true, up to five. I
have five million pins. I just raised it next week now,
that's right.

Speaker 17 (01:05:14):
So it's a minimum of five minimum of three million maximum, Fiven,
we cleaned out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
I don't want. I don't want the chairman's board calling
this God gave way two million more pains. Yeah, good
fire this Elvis Scott so a maximum of five million pens,
bringing a lot of ease to teachers and of course
bringing joy back to learning. Thank you, Bick. But there's more.
As we've talked about, we do this every year you

(01:05:39):
nominate your favorite teacher. The teacher that wins gets a
five thousand dollars Walmart shoppings free for them and from
Bick as well, and a five thousand dollars wal Mart
Foundation grant for the school YEP.

Speaker 17 (01:05:50):
Which is really awesome. So we actually we did a
photo shoot with one teacher who actually got to win,
and it was really cool. She got to run around
Walmart and fill off her shopping car and it was awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
It's so fun. That was How cool was it when
you went back to school and you got to go
to the store and pick out like all the stuff
you want?

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
But I would I'd buy things I didn't need, like protractors.
Never needed one, I never used that. I don't just
big make protractors.

Speaker 5 (01:06:12):
I haven't even seen one of those.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
I mean, they're they're fun to stab each other with.
Do not do that. Big does not want you to
do that. But I do remember when the four color
pen came out. I was what year was that? Oh God,
I don't know. Okay, well, my boss, I don't know.
I remember. I remember it. The four color pen with
blue and black and red and green. You push the
button down. Oh, well, there's it's They don't call it

(01:06:33):
the pen. They called it it's a shaft, it's a barrel.
But now they have them in different colors.

Speaker 5 (01:06:41):
They do are shiny. Yeah, nineteen seventy. Nineteen seventy, Wow,
remembers that year.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
I do so with four great colors, one long lasting
pin rights for miles. I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
They have the pastel ones now too, They're so pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
In the metallic ones.

Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
Yeah, I love the metallic ones. I like to match
my outfits with my pen. If I'm wearing silver, well silver.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
I don't want to impose.

Speaker 14 (01:07:06):
I'm sorry, but my brother and his wife and my
niece Hannah are school teachers where my brother and his
daughter Hannah are teachers at Coral Glades High School in
western Florida, and I nominate them. So I would like
to ask all of my viewer and my fan to
vote for Karl Glade's school, my brother Howard, and my

(01:07:27):
niece Hannah, and I would ask Bick to please give
careful considerations to them.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
You can do that, okay, he can do all he
can do them because he doesn't work here. He doesn't.
We don't pay him a penny. I paid to come
on here, and I read my own coffee. There's no
car service, all right, So this is very good. Carl Glades,
Howie and Hannah Schrager.

Speaker 14 (01:07:49):
OK okay, I'll follow up, Howie, if you're listening, this
is for you and Hannah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
This is good. So but thank you so much, Thank
you so much to Bick. We appreciate it. And we
got a nice school, a school breakfast with actual trays. Yes,
there's more good, But there's more, Lauren. Yes, I love
the big checks. As a brand manager, you do a
lot of big checks. Yes, can you actually cast the
big check?

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
You know?

Speaker 17 (01:08:20):
I've never gotten one, so I'm not sure. But if
anyone wants to give me a big check, I'd love
to try.

Speaker 12 (01:08:26):
So.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Okay, this this is what scary one on behalf of
a big and a stray morning show. I'm speaking of
myself in the third person. Uh, this is a check
for five thousand dollars made out to Donors Choose. We
love donors.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
We've been on top of donor shoes for so many years.
We love Donors Choose helping these these teachers. And the
cool thing about donors Choose is they don't send cash
to the teachers. They actually go out and buy the
supplies they need in their classrooms. Yep, donors choose dot
org go. You know, if you went to public school,
you can actually look up your school and I bet
there's teachers in that school right now that are on

(01:09:04):
Donor's juice programs. If my teachers are alive, I'm donating
five thousand dollars. Oh my god, the thought. But so
thank you Bick. Thank you so much for all you're
doing for us. And let me tell you what to do.
You hear about the Walmart Foundation grant for schools and
the shopping spree for your favorite teacher, simply go to

(01:09:25):
Bick two school dot com. It's b I see the
number two school dot com and learn more. You should
go there now, Lee to nominate your relatives. Yep, I
will do such Okay again, bick the number two school
dot com and get on it and Bick, thank you
so much. And Laurie, thank you. And I cannot say

(01:09:45):
thank you enough for coming in here.

Speaker 5 (01:09:46):
Thank you.

Speaker 17 (01:09:47):
We're so grateful to you guys getting the word out there.
Everyone give back to your teachers.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Ye please. Do do you have a favorite teacher when
you were growing up?

Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
You know I do.

Speaker 17 (01:09:55):
It's my It was my first grade teacher, missus Abbott.
I don't know where she is in this world. I
moved out of that town when I was young, but
she's the teacher that always stuck in my eye.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
Why was it? What was it she did?

Speaker 17 (01:10:05):
She was so just like calm, cool, collected. She was
like a motherly type of woman. And it was just
like you felt safe in her.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Class looking up for it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:14):
Yeah, and she was just she was the bust.

Speaker 17 (01:10:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Yeah. And that's the thing. You know, kids are coming
into school every day. We're not quite sure what their
home life is like or if they're getting enough food nutrition.
I mean, the schools means so much to kids. It's
more than just showing up and getting a grade and leaving,
and but safety and feeling safe in that school is
part of the learning process. You can't learn if you're
frightened the day. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, Laura Risco from Big

(01:10:39):
to Bran and so and here you go. I appreciate
it again. Go to Big two School dot com. It's
Big the number two school dot com and nominate your
favorite teacher today. Do it right now. I'll tell you
what that folks. That's plenty nice.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
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Speaker 8 (01:11:14):
I s.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
Knock knock, who's there?

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
Elvis Durant And in.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
The Morning show, Hey, so, our friend Lee Schweger is here.
We're having a great time with him. Also, it is
food News Thursday. Frog you you can't get your headphones
to work? I'm sorry? Is your there act a little
more sincere when you're talking about your friendly Scheger, like
your friendly I love I love my friendly Shreger, even

(01:11:44):
though he doesn't sound like he loves me when he's
on the Radio. I do hey, real quick, you posted
something on your Instagram not that long ago, and it
caught our attention at lea Shreger, at least on Instagram.
We're going to get to that in a moment. But also,
let's talk about another thing we love about Lee. Of course,

(01:12:05):
he runs the New York City Wine and Food Festival
and the Miami Beach Wine and Food Festival South Beach
about sorry, South South Beach Wine and Food and Festival,
And what a huge undertaking both of those institutions continue
to be. This year, we're partnering with our family members
Norwegian Cruise Line love them, for the Norwegian Cruise Line

(01:12:27):
Rooftop series here at the New York City Wine and
Food Festival. And I'll give you all those dates in
a few moments. But it's happening at the rooftop at
Peer seventeen, which we love. I love everything at Peer
seventeen in New York City. I wanted to move our
studios there, yeah, but there was a little thing called money.

Speaker 14 (01:12:43):
Oh oh, you can move them there for the weekend
of the festival if you were in town.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
That'd be nice. That'd be nice. Thank you for slicing
that in half anyway, we love anything and everything at
Peer seventeen, but doing this Norwegian Cruise Line Rooftop series
is fantastic. The events we'll be having with Norwegian Cruise
Line at Peer seventeen the Blue Moon Burger Bash hosted
by Rachel Ray and berg Kreischer put a shirt on Bert. Also,

(01:13:09):
we're doing Steak and Whiskey hosted by the Vittaggio Brothers.
We know the Botalgio brothers, love them, love them. We're
also doing New York After Dark with Kwame. We love
Kwame and Questlove Questlove will be there as well. That's
gonna be a nighttime thing nighttime at Peer seventeen at
the Rooftop especially and also the Norwegian Cruise Line Rooftop

(01:13:30):
series gives you morning Buzz featuring Machine Gun Kelly MGK
from twenty seven Club Coffee. I think you're already signed
up for this? Yes?

Speaker 12 (01:13:38):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
Are you going to Danielle?

Speaker 5 (01:13:40):
I don't know where I will be.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Here's the thing. Lee always schedules his wine and food
festivals when he knows we're having a vacation.

Speaker 5 (01:13:46):
That's the problem.

Speaker 14 (01:13:47):
Well, it's hard not to yearn vacation every month. I
don't get the schedule as a contract employee, I don't
get the holiday schedule. Okay, well did you you forgot
to mention the Sunday night event.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
What's that?

Speaker 14 (01:14:02):
It's Cookout hosted by J. J. Johnson, Angela Yee, Whoopy
Goldberg and Method Man is performing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
Oh god, yes, how much do you? What's your favorite
music from Method Man? I'm a little it's a little
early in the morning. Here's the thing. People love him though,
Method Man. I didn't know who he was. I actually
I think I asked scary and he said, oh, he's great.

Speaker 14 (01:14:28):
He's old school, like we have always at South Beach.
We have every right always like that. You know, I
think anything Wu tong I love love love. That sounds
like a Chinese dish. I used to order.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
Wo Tong chou woo tog chu stop stop stop stop.
Now we can't have Chinese to stop it at stop.
It's Uta clan and it's not it's not Asian at all.
We got a dish. No, we're moving on now. Okay
to wear I wish we had some sort of like
electric cheer, he considered. It's like am I being bleeped out? No,

(01:15:05):
not at all. I feel so anyway, So the Northern
Norwegian cruise Line Rooftop series, so much for them coming
back The Rooftop at Peer seventeen part of the Food
Network's New York City Winding Food Festival. It's running October
fifteenth to eighteenth, which is the last week in a vacation.
I'm going to be back for that weekend, just to
keep our name in the clear and out of jail. Yes, well,

(01:15:28):
that's what friends do. They support one another. Okay, So
need I remind you? No, no need?

Speaker 14 (01:15:35):
And You'll be at South Beach this year on Sunday,
the twenty eighth of February for a iHeart Elvis Durant
and the Morning Show brunch.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
That we're doing. We're doing brunch, Yes, brunch with the
Morning Show. I'll wear my brunch hat yo, please do now.
Lee posted something a little while ago the collegeger at
Lee Schreger at Instagram. Lee posted about how the best
way to get to know someone is by asking what
their favorite meal is. Do you remember posting that?

Speaker 12 (01:16:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
Okay, great, but that's something I would post, Okay, so
let's let's let's get into it. Okay, the best way
to get to know someone is asking what their favorite
meal is, for instance, or traveling with them. Okay, let's
start with meal, okay, because it's really about the food
and food festival. So give me an example. If you
had a friend who said I really loved I love
cheeseburgers and cold beer, you get to know them a

(01:16:26):
little bit right by what Well, what I would tell
you is if if somebody told me that they were vegan,
they would not be my friend. You can't eat out
with a vegan. It's very hard to eaven. Where do
you go now?

Speaker 14 (01:16:38):
It's very very hard, And I try not to entertain
although I have a vegan coming for dinner and I
have to go out and buy lentils because that's all
they eat.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
But there is much there's much more to a person
other than what they eat. But what else? But okay,
let's go back to the post. Okay, Gandhi helped me
with this, Danielle, when you posted the best way to
get to know someone, I thought in a positive sense,
I never thought of like the things I would dislike
about them. That's what I meant. That's what I'm joking.

(01:17:12):
I mean, you can tell a lot by a person
about what they order.

Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
Okay, So if someone orders a cheeseburger and fries that's
their favorite meal, what does that tell you about them?

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
I love them? Okay, oh, I love them. We're onto
something positive now.

Speaker 14 (01:17:23):
This is But like if someone said that tuna was
their favorite dish. You know, I can't kiss somebody who
eats tuna because I don't like the smell of it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
Okay, not that I'm.

Speaker 14 (01:17:32):
Kissing everyone who I meet or eat, but no, no, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
So you learn In other words, you can learn a
lot about people by what they order, right, Like if
you go out at dinner with Elvis Duran and you
orders every single thing on a menu, that's what I knew.
I loved Elvis.

Speaker 14 (01:17:48):
He ordered every single thing on the menu, and I
do paid where you be better. Some people would leave
you with the check. Elvis picked it up and orders
everything on the menu.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
It happens.

Speaker 14 (01:17:57):
It may happen to a lunch and then after his
first bite he's full. Oh I'm full, I can't eat
anything else, and he eats everything else. That's the thing
about going out to eat. You know, there's so many
great things with the menu, you want to order them
all and then they get there here or you're full,
But we don't go out to eat because we're hungry.
We go out to eat because it's a way to
socialize and be with people exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
So let's get back to the post, because it's really
Attley Schreger. Okay, so what are your thoughts?

Speaker 9 (01:18:22):
Well, so this took a turn from what you had
originally posted, because when you actually posted, I'll jog your
memory here. You said, the best way to get to
know somebody is by asking them about their favorite meal,
because and learning that not only do you find out
about their food habits, but usually their favorite meal has
something to do with their childhood, and they'll tell you
a story about where that came from. Maybe their mom
made it, maybe they ate it on a family vacation.

(01:18:43):
But you get more out of them than just hey,
this is my favorite meal. You find out a little
bit about that person. I thought it was so sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Let's try that tactic.

Speaker 14 (01:18:50):
Okay, So my favorite food, yes, which would be my
last meal? You know people always ask you what would
be your last meal? Can we order that right now? Well,
every Saturday night growing up, my parents would go out
for dinner and we would order chicken delight. Don't cook
tonight order chicken Delight. So I grew up loving fried chicken,
and I don't know what that says about me except

(01:19:12):
I love fried chicken and that's my favorite favorite comfort
food meal because it reminds me of growing up.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
So it's it's it's more than just what your taste
buzzer in the mood for you, but your culture is,
but where you're from and what you love as a kid.
Exactly what would your last meal? Beh, Gosh? I have
two of them, you say, Gosha Josh, I have two
favorite favorite meals. One would be chicken palm. I know
you love chicken parm or or steak and martini. I

(01:19:40):
love a good steak with martini. Scary, What would your favorite? Yeah,
I want to know everyone's last meal? What about you, Gandhi?

Speaker 9 (01:19:50):
I would have to go with maybe a dosa or
Indian food.

Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
I love Indian foods oh god?

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Yeah, not a buttered chicken. I love butter chicken. Is
buttered chicken really Indian?

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
It is?

Speaker 9 (01:20:01):
I mean I know that they say they claim it
was invented in Scotland right somewhere else, Yeah, but I
mean I love Indian food, So maybe like a tundori
shrimp would be good. Nope, I changed it sundaory pomp
for it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
That's oh, how delicious, so good. We have to go
to the Ambassador Club we talked about. Yes, we have
to go next time, maybe right before Harry Styles. Okay,
what about you, Froggy your last meal?

Speaker 11 (01:20:23):
Oh, definitely steak a potato, a nice good filet mignon
and a potato that's had like the olive oil and
the salt on the outside. You eat the potato and
the skin and everything good for you. You can't find
a great baked potato. Restaurants don't have them anymore in
the menu. It's it's it's amazing to me.

Speaker 5 (01:20:39):
In the UK they have like spuds you like, which
is just a baked potato place, and it's so good.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
I would love. That's all they sell.

Speaker 5 (01:20:46):
That's all they sell is spud.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
New York City less meal.

Speaker 5 (01:20:50):
I'm going to have a spicy margarita with sugar on
the rim, and then I'm going to have artichoke pizza.
But I don't want the artochoke slice. I want their vodka.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
You love that vodka.

Speaker 5 (01:21:01):
I don't care if I have blood work scheduled and
I can't see you're dying. You don't have blood work,
canceling the blood work.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
And I'm getting what's a vodka? Like, what is it?

Speaker 5 (01:21:09):
Oh my gosh, it's it's pizza. But it's their vodka.

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
Saucedo makes a lot of pizza places are doing that.
But she loves the art. What about you straight name
my mom's spaghetti not so is it? Like, I'm not
trying to be insulting cause my mom made the same
a spaghetti Like it's like cafeteria styles spaghetti kinds.

Speaker 8 (01:21:30):
Yeah, she got the well, yeah, she got the recipe
from the woman that lived across the street from her
when she was little. And uh we we had it
once a week grown up, and oh my god, it
was my favorite meal. I would compete with my brothers
because it was it was our favorite dish. I would
always eat so slow that I was the last one
that had a bite, and they would just look at
me like, oh, he got the last spaghetti.

Speaker 14 (01:21:51):
Where did you love a food come from? Like Elvis?
When did you from real life that you love food
as a kid?

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
My mom? Is your mom a good cook? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
She was.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
She was. She was a great cook with many things
and not others, you know, but yeah, my dad, my
dad would do He was the official chicken fried steak
maker in our in our southern house. To watch him
make it, oh my god, I'm gonna die because it's
it's nothing but lard and fat and flour and milk cream.

Speaker 11 (01:22:18):
And anyway, my grandma always haid to Crisco can on
the stove that she'd put baking grease or whatever in
and anytime she cooks something, just a big old spoonful
of that started it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Hey, I got to bring up something else here. And
by the way, that's a great conversation to have with
your friends, talk about what their favorite meal is, and
it really does tell you a lot about them.

Speaker 5 (01:22:36):
Yeah, but we just.

Speaker 9 (01:22:37):
Learned about Lee's family and Nate's family, and I'm sure
if you dig into why everybody else picked what they.

Speaker 5 (01:22:41):
Picked, they are great stories there.

Speaker 14 (01:22:42):
But do you know every important decision you make in
your life happens over a meal for the most part.
When you think about it, you know you're getting engaged,
you're talking about a health issue. It always seems to
happen over a meal, which is why I always say
food brings people together. You know, not everyone goes plays
for it's not even goes to the opera and not
everyone plays volleyball. Everybody eats and everyone has a favorite

(01:23:04):
food memory.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
I agree. You're here. Hey, so I got to bring
this up. This is gonna be kind of awkward. So well,
I don't know if we can do it because we
have to get someone on the phone. Well, I don't
want to talk about it until we get him on
the phone. Okay, Uh, we're live on the air. Hello,

(01:23:29):
can we guess.

Speaker 5 (01:23:30):
This is no?

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Okay, I'll tell you. I'll set it up. So uh,
as you know Lee and Ricardo, they have a house
out in the Hamptons, and he invited Alex and me
to come out and join them for a weekend. So
we're going out. Can't wait because but they're not staying
with us. That has been in constant I can see
in constant contral I can't. I don't understand that. But

(01:23:54):
hold on, we're going We're going out to spend the weekend, okay,
at a hotel, but we were half the price. I know.
But wait, so Li says, I'm going to have a
big party at my house. We're gonna invite some friends over.
Don't mention names, and maybe your friend Mikey from Almah
can come out and cook cook for us that night.

(01:24:16):
His food is fantastic, it is. And you have a
pizza oven. Okay, is this is this? Mikey? Hi, Mikey. Okay,
you're okay, You're only please do not use foul language,
even though you rarely ever do. So we're talking about
the weekend coming up that you are and now your

(01:24:38):
dad is gonna come out to to help. You're You're
going to cook a meal for Lee's party together.

Speaker 11 (01:24:45):
You better believe it better in the game for it.

Speaker 14 (01:24:49):
Okay, Lee, they're coming, We're looking forward to it. I
want to know the menu then I'll tell you who's
coming so you can upgrade.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
It, you know, just.

Speaker 14 (01:24:58):
I am co host, Good.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
Morning, Okay. So so Mike Mikey, let's let me get
to the meat and potatoes, so to speak. So I'm
assuming it'll be Italian based food and maybe some no
he's doing Indian. Okay, you're gonna crank up. You're gonna
crank up. You're gonna crank up the pizza oven right
and do some of your famous pizzas, which no one

(01:25:22):
can do as great as you. And your dad. Right,
But here's the issue. And you're gonna have your incredible
pastas your sauce. Everything is gonna be very Italian. You
need to know who else is going to be there
before you say yes to this. Who else is going
to be there? Who else is coming to this party
that they're cooking for and it's gonna be a little
bit of a surprise.

Speaker 14 (01:25:41):
Well, I will tell you who we're inviting. I can't
tell you who's gonna show up once they know that
it's for Elvis. Well, you know, Alexey lives across the
street from me, so alex will definitely be there. You know,
Cheby Flay lives very close to us. Giada now has
a house and Thempton Jiada, Dela Renisa, Giada Dealer Rentis.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
I invite all of them. I'm inviting all them.

Speaker 16 (01:26:06):
That's coming out of your oven.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
They're going to be showing up at your front doors.
They all inviting. My point is this is totally forgetting
what we're talking about. What are we talking about the
fact that they are going to they were just going
to come out and cook for a party, not knowing
that you have some of the most well known accomplished
chefs in the world sitting at the table. I wasn't enough.
That is my point. Does anyone does anyone in this

(01:26:28):
universe understand my point? If they make you nervous at all,
does it make you nervous? Dream? I don't think this
is reality. This is a dream come true for you. So, Bobby, Eric, Alex, Giada,
who else is out there? You're all invited.

Speaker 14 (01:26:40):
I can't give you my address, but it's uh what
Saturday night, the twenty second of August, and Mikey from
Alma is cooking at Alma and we went there and
it was one of the honestly one of the best
meals I ever had. They're actually participating at the Food
Network New York City Wanting Food Festival at the Italian
event hosted by Alex Cornishelley and Antonio lafon So, and

(01:27:01):
I have to get everything approved by them, and I said,
it was, no doubt, one of my favorite Italian meals
I ever had, and they approved No.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
I love that, ye, So that's it. I just I
want you. I want you to be ready. You're gonna
be cooking. You and your dad are cooking for some
crazy heavyweights and they will they will love it because
well Martha also, Martha Stewart may be showing up, yes,
by Martha, Hello Martha, And who cares if she likes
it or not? I mean really, but it's it's really
these cooks that we're going to Byewna Gardens lives also

(01:27:30):
out there.

Speaker 8 (01:27:31):
Yes, what you know, Mikey, you might be excited now,
but you just wait until Bobby Flay calls whatever you're
cooking overly wet cat food, because he has done that
to us repeatedly.

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
Oh my god, I only cook that for you though exactly.
I can't believe he's not nervous'd. So Mikey talked this
over with your dad, and get ready, this is gonna
be quite a dinner. And what an honor to be
able to I wish you is your dad? Tell your
dad now because we gotta run here, go we have

(01:28:01):
a show to do.

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
Yo. What job?

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
Hello? When you guys come out to cook in the Hampton's,
you're cooking for Bobby Flay and John a deal? Rentis
is that? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
Jan is a sweetheart? Okay, okay, that's right, all right, Well,
very nice. I can't wait. It's gonna be a great,
great evening, fantastic should I sell tickets to it?

Speaker 16 (01:28:26):
And we're very excited to be cooking for you all.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
Okay, thank you guys. We love you. I'm gonna call
you later and explain exactly what just happened. I think
I'm gonna sell tickets for a charity, for the teacher's charity.
What's it called?

Speaker 14 (01:28:39):
Donus choice four tickets to my house that night, five
thousand dollars A ticket for an incredible evening five thousand
the person it goes to.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
Donors choose, right. But let's let's put it together. Then
we'll make the official efface together.

Speaker 5 (01:28:52):
No, it's not really, you're gonna just invite strangers to
your house.

Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
What are they gonna do?

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
Because because we get don't watch k here, we have
to come up with the rules and regulations. We have
to post all that stuff for a legal reason. I'm
not an employee of this station. I can do what
I want.

Speaker 9 (01:29:07):
No, you can't, please Striker Special on his Instagram page,
this is.

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
Gonna be amazing. Though it's gonna be a great night.
I'm gonna raise money for a chair. It would an't honor,
not only for them to be able to cook for
these incredible chefs, but an honor for them to taste
their food because their food is better than their food,
and they get to meet the Browns, thank you what.

Speaker 9 (01:29:24):
They're just so cool, calm and collected about it. That
would be like all of us sitting in a room
and them saying, Howard Stern is gonna come sit in
for a day and watch you guys work.

Speaker 5 (01:29:32):
Like, okay, I'd have a heart attack.

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
Invite Howard over he lives just about there, and we
can invite Justin Bieber. He's out there. Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:29:39):
The bees loves them.

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
I'm gonna mary him.

Speaker 5 (01:29:42):
He does.

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
I show them Sunday morning at the Sagaponic General Store.
You know, none of these people are showing up money.

Speaker 5 (01:29:49):
Hey, it's a good meal.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
All right, Danielle, you ready to do your work.

Speaker 5 (01:29:52):
So since we're talking about Martha, let's continue talking about Mark.

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
Be belated birthday, Happy belated birthday. See what eighty five?
Eighty five? Wow? She was great.

Speaker 5 (01:30:00):
She definitely didn't look it. People magazine was talking to
her and she said she is so much happier being single.
You know, she got divorced in ninety nineteen ninety and
she admitted that she once envied her married friends, but
no longer does, and she also said something that my
mom says. She says that, you know, I'm not actively
dating now, and I really wouldn't want to be with

(01:30:21):
somebody because you know, when you get older and you
just attach yourself to someone and they get sick, you know,
you have to take care of them and you really
don't have any history with that person. My mom says
that all the time. My mom's like, why am I
going to date somebody now? And then something happens that
I got to take care of them. I ain't doing that.
She's like, she's a free agent right now. That's right.
My mom's going to be going out with Martha Stowart

(01:30:43):
looking for men, okay. Andy Cohen Andy Cohener revealed on
Today that his boyfriend Kevin has not seen one frame
of the Real Housewives franchise. He had no clue what
the Reality TV universe was all about. That's the guy
you want to be with.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Yeah, you want to be with someone who has nothing
to do with you what you're in.

Speaker 5 (01:31:05):
You know, involvement, and especially if it's like that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
So that's why I'm married to Zoo keeper. That's why
Lee married a doctor.

Speaker 5 (01:31:12):
Makes sense?

Speaker 3 (01:31:13):
Scary?

Speaker 5 (01:31:13):
Is this happening? Do you have a BMW? I do so,
and so does my husband? Have to ask him. But
BMW owners are getting annoyed because the newer models are
being force fed advertising for Spider Man Brand New Day
on their dashboards. A banner for the movie appears when
the car is started and you actually have to click
on it to see the filad but it is annoying
the hell at a BMW users?

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
No owners now know what I'm saying. I would never
ever pay money for BMW and be forced to sit
there and watching it.

Speaker 9 (01:31:42):
Be guessed, right, we aren't BMW's, aside from Sheldon notoriously
the most annoying of the drivers on the road.

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
Scary? Are you the most annoying? No? Do you know
what BMW stands for? What's that? Break my window? Okay?
Back to previous.

Speaker 5 (01:31:59):
Screenings begin this afternoon for three new arrivals, but of
course none of them are going to be Spider Man
Brand New Day prejicted to approach one hundred and fifty
million again this weekend, and the Perez Hilton family released
the statement saying, please give him privacy, Please, give us privacy.
They're thanking everybody for the outpouring of love, support and prayers.
They said he is receiving medical care, but they have

(01:32:21):
very few details about it. But they said they are
able to communicate or he's able to communicate, which is
actually a good thing. So they will keep us posted.
Old Davy partnered with Cardi B. They have a full
campaign selling denim jeans. That's pretty cool and Gandhi, You're
going to be so excited about this one. ASAP, Rocky
revealed a Rihanna is recording new music. He was doing

(01:32:41):
an interview with Beet and he let it slip that
she's in the studio. He's like, sorry, babe, YEP, she's working,
she's cooking. And he's like, I'm going to get in
trouble for saying this. It's about time.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
Rihanna, and Rihanna is coming to the dinner, coming to the.

Speaker 5 (01:33:00):
Ayre All Rock Show.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
I think we should invite you deserve. We're gonna for dessert,
we're gonna have acep. Rocky wrote ice cream. Did you
have an exclamation in his name? A SAP?

Speaker 5 (01:33:11):
I don't think it's a dollar sign.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
That's I never know how to say that.

Speaker 5 (01:33:15):
T Bay t Ban confirmed that last year he sold
his music catalog for one hundred million dollars. He was
talking to people about this. He said that streaming revenue
slowed down, so he sold it so he could make
sure he could keep his three children financially secured. Makes
sense to me, totally.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
The funniest thing said on this show today, Lee Schrager
doesn't know how to identify a dollar sign.

Speaker 5 (01:33:39):
Okay, a dollar at Rocky in the A SAP. It's
the dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:33:43):
What else?

Speaker 5 (01:33:44):
The NFL, the NFL Hall of Fame game, You've got
the season finale of the Bear Watch What Happens Live,
Ted Lasso and the Shards also streaming now. And that's my.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
He was so appreciated and I love you. Tell mister
Ran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
Oh, let me talk about ZipRecruiter. This is pretty cool.
If you own a business, you got to hire someone,
you gotta go use ZipRecruiter. I'll tell you why you're listening.
It's very cool. You're saving time, you're saving money. ZipRecruiter
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So they have this new feature on there that shows
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(01:34:24):
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This is why ZipRecruiter is the number one rated hiring
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Schrager ZipRecruiter.

Speaker 14 (01:34:52):
Can zip recruiter help me get Francois or No, I'd
been in contact with him for the New York Festif.

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
I bet they can, zip recruiter, you can meet your
great candidates and you'll find the ones that want to
work with you and not against you. Like Lee Schrager.
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Go to zipfrecruiter dot com, slash elvis meet your match

(01:35:17):
on zip recruiter. That's what Lee, what are you looking.
Where would I've been cut off? I know because I've
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Speaker 10 (01:35:31):
Slash Elvis Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
Oh my god, Laurie almost didn't make it in here. Okay,
So Carolyn's mom made me a rum infused cake. Yeah,
for our birthday, Scottie. Scotty's got to get on an
airplane and travel to London in Paris for the weekend. Oh,

(01:35:56):
just for the weekend. How You've never been to London,
nor have you been to Paris? Never been to either? Nope?

Speaker 5 (01:36:01):
Did you pack cargo shorts?

Speaker 1 (01:36:03):
I think I have one pair. I don't wear cargo shorts.
They will know you're an American if you wear cargo shorts,
and that's okay. But I need lots of pockets because
I'm gonna get lots of stuff. Okay. It is again
the only people in Paris are Americans saying you're safe.

Speaker 7 (01:36:20):
Here.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
All right, all right, all right, So there's a rum
soaked cake out there. Just just making some public announcements.
We got to get into sound in a second. As
you know, it's food News Thursday. Froggy, I mean, scary, Froggy.
What are you doing? Do you want to do first?

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
Why is your finger in my pants? I'm sorry, he's
uncomfortably closed. I need to change this microphone over. What
are you doing? Oh? You know who's visiting. Claudia is
visiting from why one hundred point seven in Miami. You're
trying to turn on a microphone. By the way, Claudia,
Thank thank god. I missed you so much. I was
spending so much time in Miami with you. You can't
you can't talk to them. I can hear you, but

(01:36:56):
can you turn that on? In there? You scary? I
miss you.

Speaker 5 (01:37:02):
I miss you too.

Speaker 3 (01:37:02):
I'm over there all lonely.

Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
I'm coming back to Miami as soon as it's below
one and fifteen.

Speaker 5 (01:37:07):
Degrees, so I'll see you in December.

Speaker 1 (01:37:12):
So, as you know, I may not know, Claudia is
our producer and our friend who's on the air with
us in Miami. But also you and Jonathan have a
child on the way.

Speaker 5 (01:37:23):
Yes we do.

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
I'm sure excited.

Speaker 3 (01:37:24):
This is very exciting.

Speaker 5 (01:37:25):
What's her name?

Speaker 3 (01:37:27):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:37:27):
You actually told it?

Speaker 2 (01:37:28):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:37:29):
Yes. Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
You know, we have a rule here you should never
ever tell anyone the name of your kids because they
always go, oh god, that's an awful name. Has anyone
said they don't like the name because you hang out
with nice people in your.

Speaker 15 (01:37:41):
Family, Well, I mean I feel like they have no
other choice at this point, right, that's gonna be her name.

Speaker 5 (01:37:46):
Get used to it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
For instance, of Danielle, when you gave out the name
of your kids, you had some pushback.

Speaker 12 (01:37:56):
I did.

Speaker 5 (01:37:57):
One of them was someone in the family that said, oh,
I don't really like that name. Well I do, yeah
to bad.

Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
Who was it?

Speaker 5 (01:38:05):
I don't want to say, do I know them? You
know most people in my family, so yes.

Speaker 1 (01:38:11):
You know them. How would you tell?

Speaker 5 (01:38:13):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
Obviously, it wasn't like we woke up and said we're
gonna name our kid this or that. You know, there
was thought that it was put into it.

Speaker 5 (01:38:20):
I think the person actually said, I hope it's not this,
And it was.

Speaker 9 (01:38:26):
One of my really good friends had a name she
always wanted to name her kid, and she never told anyone,
and then she told one of her cousins, and her
cousin had a baby first and named the baby.

Speaker 5 (01:38:33):
Though that the situation.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
All right, that is not cool.

Speaker 5 (01:38:42):
It's not cool.

Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
So I'm thinking the South Beach Winan Food Festival, Lee,
there should be something for mom, like some new born
newborn food or something. Was do a shower? Well, hold on,
I think the baby will already be here by. The
baby's gonna be walking by the festival. The baby is
coming in November. The festivals in February having showers, Lee,

(01:39:05):
thank you, Nate, your Nate. We'll figure something out now.
Food foodie Lee Schwager is here. He's never had an
uncustable sandwich before. Do we all agree on? Crustables are
just all sorts of fabulous. I like him. It's good. Well,
I was going to ask you how you think you
would deep bry it. It would probably be delicious, but did you?

(01:39:25):
But you looked at me and said I would never
eat a pre made frozen peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
But you did like that. But you did love it,
didn't you?

Speaker 5 (01:39:33):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
Okay, good, Yes, I like that. Perfect for lazy moms.

Speaker 14 (01:39:38):
Although no, I take that back, Take that back. Okay,
I should not have said that. I should not have
said that because moms have the busiest job yes, stay down.

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
I apologize for that. Thanks for thinking ahead. Now you
see why you make my life a living hell when
you walk into this. Michaelphonem inappropriate for me to say that,
thank you.

Speaker 14 (01:39:59):
Moms are busy in should be respected and valued and
given all the credit they deserve.

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
Thank you, Late God, I anologize all the moms out there.
Sounds like Fred Flintstone backpedlins. Today is food News Thursday.
Froggy Froggy's food dudes, He's got the perfect meals to chew.
All right, Froggy, We've been waiting, so I can't wait
till we figure out what your countdown the food is

(01:40:24):
going to be. We have all assumptions, all that you
choose you I don't care. Okay, let's go here we
go first.

Speaker 11 (01:40:29):
It feels like there's a new food recall over time
you turn around first on the DIARYA let us to
the uh Deli meats at grocery stores. So now there's
another one. The jalapenos that Chipotle are now causing problems.
So salmonilla outbreak has been linked to jalapinos at Chipotle
locations in Minnesota. Chain wasted no time in removing them
from restaurants as the Minnesota Department of Health connected and

(01:40:50):
ongoing Salmonila outbreak to the halapenos. So if you want them,
there are some Chipotle restaurants. They will not have him
until they get their new shipment, and so just be
aware that could be an issue.

Speaker 3 (01:41:01):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (01:41:01):
I know it's still summertime, Elvis, but I do want
to let you know. Starbucks is bringing back Pumpkin Spice,
but Dunkin Donuts says they're going to beat them to it.
Starbucks is going to release THEIRS in two weeks on
August twenty fifth, but dunkin Donuts they are going a
week early August nineteenth. You'll be able to get your
PSL at Dunkin Donuts. We talked about this a little

(01:41:23):
bit yesterday. If you decide that you're in Hollywood, Florida,
and you want to go to dinner and at one
night and just go naked, there's the steakhouse there for that. Now,
the class swore, a steakhouse in the city of Hollywood
is offering new dining on the first Monday of every
single month. Now here's the deal. Unclad eaters will have
to dish out two hundred and fifty dollars if you're

(01:41:44):
a man, one hundred and fifty dollars, if you're a woman,
three hundred dollars if you're a couple.

Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
Once again, women get a better deal than men.

Speaker 3 (01:41:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:41:53):
Yeah, they are at a naked steakhouse. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:42:01):
Yes, it's a prefixed menu appetizers or a dirve servant
turf dinner, champagne toast. They're going to allow twenty diners
per night in the birthday suits.

Speaker 1 (01:42:11):
Come on, in all your years of food, you've never
come across a nude steakhouse.

Speaker 14 (01:42:17):
No, I have not, nor would I go to one.
Are the service naked? The servers are not naked. Do
they serve boone in Rabbi?

Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
They do.

Speaker 5 (01:42:27):
You should add this to the one in food festival,
like a naked night.

Speaker 1 (01:42:30):
That would go overwhell. I'll be like, oh my god, lady,
you're naked, Go put on your skirt steak Come on, No, no,
this is gonna really happen anyway back to you. Colby
Oreo has teamed up with KFC.

Speaker 11 (01:42:46):
Yes, Oreo the Cookie has teamed up with KFC in
China for a limited time, a limited edition cookie that
swaps out the classic sweet cream for something savory flavored
after KFC's original recipe, seasoning eleven nerds and spices in
cookie form. No actual chicken, but they say that it
tastes like KFC chicken and an Oreo cookie. It's only

(01:43:08):
in China for a limited time. I'm not sure we
need that here in the States. We maybe pass on that.

Speaker 1 (01:43:13):
You ready for the countdown? Why don't know? Okay? Can
we tell you if we're ready for the countdown? When
you tell us what the countdown is? Or using a yes?
Do it? Okay? What is the countdown? I will give
you options? Okay? Would you like?

Speaker 11 (01:43:25):
The National Oyster Day was a couple of days ago.
The most polarizing and hated foods in America is one countdown.

Speaker 1 (01:43:31):
That's a good one. Okay, what else?

Speaker 11 (01:43:33):
Number two? The top ice cream flavors according to Instacart.
People are ordering because they're lazy. On Instacart, Nan Vanilla's
number one. Okay, that's the third one. The third one
is I'm sure Lee knows most of these. The US
Awards of the best restaurant, cocktail, hotel bars in the
United States.

Speaker 1 (01:43:52):
I love the most polarizing foods in America. Here we go,
Here we go. Here we go. I got ten, You
want ten or you want five? It's a ten. Let's
just send here. We dragged this out all day.

Speaker 11 (01:44:03):
It's my dad eats them. I hate them. Chitlings the
number ten chicken okay?

Speaker 14 (01:44:09):
Chi.

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
Number nine, I don't mind it. Sushi I love, I
love sushi. Lee doesn't like sushi.

Speaker 5 (01:44:16):
Me neither, all right.

Speaker 11 (01:44:17):
Number eight not a fan blue cheese, loved sola.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
Number seven, make your horny oysters. I love oysters. I don't.

Speaker 11 (01:44:28):
Number six fish eggs, caviar.

Speaker 1 (01:44:32):
Love caviar. You guys don't like caviar. You know we go.
Number five more for Danielle. They got squid at number five.
Didn't squid dift squid okay?

Speaker 11 (01:44:45):
Number four tofu coming into number four is fabulous.

Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
No, it's not number three, Danielle.

Speaker 11 (01:44:53):
Another thing you won't eat sardines A number three?

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
Do if you have some fresh teams that are grilled
discussing you guys are idiots. Number two Another thing that sucks.
Liverate number two. You don't like fla graw I like,
let's let's liver I know. Number one, don't put it
on the pizza ruin. Antoby's are number one that Okay,

(01:45:23):
let's discuss craft Gandhi. Is there anything in there that
you liked that everyone else was doing?

Speaker 9 (01:45:30):
All of those were fine. I didn't really have a
problem with any of them. I don't love Chitlin's, but
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:45:34):
Like the Okay, okay, Chitlin's. I want what are chitlands intestines? Yeah? Yeah,
I don't want those. You know, I've got intestines. I
don't need more. I mean, if you ever smelled somebody
cooking them and a clear room. But you know what,
there are many cultures that love no noodlo. They love
all things stomachs and intestines.

Speaker 5 (01:45:53):
Yeah, that was a great band.

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
You should eat them Sunday mornings. It's it's a great
hangover cure eating manudo.

Speaker 5 (01:46:04):
I cannot eat any of that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:46:05):
I don't know. I agree.

Speaker 5 (01:46:06):
I don't need cooked fish. And you want me to
eat like eggs and like freakin' you know what, have
a sushi?

Speaker 3 (01:46:13):
You know what?

Speaker 9 (01:46:13):
I think if you didn't know what some of it was,
you would try it and like it.

Speaker 5 (01:46:17):
Not me, you too. I'm such a child.

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
When it comes to this. All right, I gotta take
a break, Lee, Lee, We can't say anything else because
Nate is taking off. Nate a food news froggy Every Thursday,
we love he has food News.

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Speaker 10 (01:47:13):
You guys are on call us at one eight hundred
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Speaker 3 (01:47:18):
This is Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:47:20):
Oh we got a birthday today, birthday, Happy birthday, Happy birthday,
Happy birthday, Scottie.

Speaker 1 (01:47:34):
Thank you. There you go. It's all about you and
your birthday. Oh no, it's not. Oh it really is. Oh,
thank you. Over and here's what is that? It's my
fruit tart. Did you want a fruit tart? Did you
bring in a fruit tark?

Speaker 3 (01:47:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:47:47):
You didn't want like a fruit The rest of us
want to thank you. Well, Canon Cake, I just got
the big Canoli to uh Heavy Birthday, Scotty, Happy birthday, Elvis,
love you, thank you for the cake. You're welcome, Danielle.

(01:48:08):
It is a card. Did I write F you to
me in the car?

Speaker 5 (01:48:12):
I don't think you were on your own card.

Speaker 1 (01:48:14):
I don't think I did on your Scottie. Oh god,
this is a very fallul Yes you did. Do you
know that I have thirty f us from you? I
have every card since the Morning Show started. People don't know,
and it's offenship to some. But if it's your birthday
and you get a card, I always write F you
love Elvis. Yes, but there are some employees I don't

(01:48:35):
do that with.

Speaker 5 (01:48:36):
I have to ask, I go, hey, are you going
to write a few on this card? Yeah, no on
that one.

Speaker 1 (01:48:41):
Like Claudia, for instance. I never wrote F you to
you on your card, so yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:48:45):
I wouldn't mind. No, I know once she has a kid.
I think you got to write that.

Speaker 1 (01:48:49):
Oh so weird, I think? Is rude? Really?

Speaker 5 (01:48:55):
Yeah, you're leaving them out leaf.

Speaker 1 (01:48:56):
It was your birthday. Leash fakers here. Everyone see it
was your birthday, and and it was a birthday card
presented by all of us. If I didn't say fu
Lee love Elvis. Would you be offended? Yes, No, No,
I don't think I would think about it. Okay.

Speaker 14 (01:49:09):
I would not be offended if you wrote it either, Okay, yeah,
so either way I would not be offended.

Speaker 1 (01:49:14):
It's hard for you to offend me. I'll try harder. Okay.
What's on the list of things we need to accomplish?
Got that right there? We have sound around there. Let's
go around the room. See what's on the minds of
the people in the room. And we are, according to Nate,
we are ready behind schedule. So that's okay. Please get
your point out, but just hit the target with the dart.

(01:49:34):
If you know what I'm saying, Gandhi be our example.
What's going on?

Speaker 9 (01:49:37):
Okay, I just wanted to let you know that I'm
very overstimulated this morning. So when I walk out of
the room and I sit quietly in another one, I'm
just regrouping.

Speaker 5 (01:49:44):
So you cannot be mad at me about it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:46):
You are overstimulated, Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:49:47):
Very overstimulated.

Speaker 1 (01:49:48):
I didn't know this was a thing with you.

Speaker 9 (01:49:49):
Yeah, Because I just walk out of the room and
I sit I keep it to myself. I don't make
it everybody else's problem. But inside I'm like, oh.

Speaker 5 (01:49:55):
Just breathe.

Speaker 1 (01:49:55):
Really, this is a lot going on, a.

Speaker 9 (01:49:58):
Lot happening, A lot of people, a lot of things
move around. Yeah, so when you see me disappear, just
let it happen.

Speaker 1 (01:50:02):
And I've been a lot of people listening are totally
relating with what you're saying. Yeah, just walk away me
for one.

Speaker 3 (01:50:06):
There.

Speaker 5 (01:50:07):
I've seen you walk away a couple of times too.

Speaker 1 (01:50:09):
Yeah, Daniel, what's on your mind?

Speaker 5 (01:50:11):
So I should have taken a page from your book.
Don't take your vitamins on an empty stomach. Last night
I realized I forgot my vitamins. I said, oh, I'll
take them, and half an hour later I was thrown
up all over the place. Because your stomach cards it
makes you nauseous. I was sick. So didn't take my
vitamins once again because I threw them up. Oh so yeah,
eat something before you take your vitamins.

Speaker 1 (01:50:31):
I mean, even Flintstone's chewaboles. Yeah, they have away with me.

Speaker 5 (01:50:34):
Not good.

Speaker 1 (01:50:35):
Yeah, I was eating Barney rubble just last night. Right, Well,
hey's trade, Nate, what's up with you? First time for everything?
And I'm a breaker of the law. I jumped the
turnstile at the subway. Yes, no, I had to. Don't
be that guy. None of the readers were working.

Speaker 8 (01:50:52):
I tried several different credit cards and it said air
air air And I'm like, you know what, my train
is right there.

Speaker 1 (01:50:58):
It's your problem and get your ish together. But you
know I'm loving I'm loving you clear the turnstile.

Speaker 8 (01:51:04):
Well, I'll tell you you got to be careful if
you do that, because they have spikes up on the
top where you hang and you swing your legs over
and boy did I hurt my hands.

Speaker 1 (01:51:13):
Wow, I wish you could see that video.

Speaker 14 (01:51:16):
You jump over the fence of the turns style you
gotta do and see your legs.

Speaker 1 (01:51:21):
Working out has paid off, it really has. I was
quite athletic minus the hand injury.

Speaker 12 (01:51:25):
Me.

Speaker 1 (01:51:25):
His cake is paying away? Say he's packing cake. Okay, scary.
What's up with you today? Scary?

Speaker 5 (01:51:31):
And I say, nothing turns your day around like a compliment.

Speaker 1 (01:51:34):
I wasn't having such a great morning. But then Lee
Scheger walks in.

Speaker 7 (01:51:37):
It says, scary, you look amazing, And two of the
people said the same thing to me.

Speaker 1 (01:51:41):
Now, truth is, I've been taking the GLP one.

Speaker 8 (01:51:43):
Thing and I've been doing some workouts and I am
looking a little bit more smelled, and I gotta say,
you all turned my day around.

Speaker 1 (01:51:49):
So thank you so much. Looking great. Pay some of
the compliments, and I know how much work you put
into your workouts. No one else has seen you work out.
I've seen you work out. It's very intense. I think
I live without seeing that. Hey, birthday boy, Scotti, real quick,
what's on your mind? I'm sure I just want to
thank my beautiful fiance Megan, because she's taken me on
a world wind so London and Paris literally for three days,

(01:52:14):
and I'm so excited. I've never been to either before
and this is just gonna be such an awesome birthday weekend.
I can't wait.

Speaker 11 (01:52:18):
Hey, Froggy, what's on your mind today? I know, Goddi's
going to disagree with this, but I think my wife
has lost their mind. Yesterday we were driving and we
live kind of out in the middle of nowhere, and
there's this one field. There's one donkey. There's one lone donkey.
She's like, pull over, I want to I want to
go talk to it. I'm like, no, We're not going
to pull over and talk to random farm animals. So
this morning she drove out of her way again and

(01:52:39):
she's named him Fred, and she's gonna stop and talk to.

Speaker 1 (01:52:41):
Him on her way home today. She's lost their mind.
We know. I think we're all on her side on this. Yeah,
for sure, she's crazy. Say hi to Fred. But whatever
you do, do not walk behind FREDA yeah, oh no,
please do walk behind him if you know donkeys like
I know donkeys. And now we have guests in the room.
I'm gonna start with Claudia of course, are for star
producer for hy one hundred point seven Miami. Welcome to

(01:53:03):
New York City with Jonathan. Thank you, So what's on
your mind today?

Speaker 15 (01:53:07):
On the way here, I apparently Jonathan's from New York,
so you can take the New York or out of
New York.

Speaker 3 (01:53:12):
But not when he.

Speaker 15 (01:53:12):
Gets back, he gets lost, like loses the car in
a parking lot back in Florida.

Speaker 5 (01:53:17):
But here he's like, we're.

Speaker 15 (01:53:18):
Gonna take the train and then this and we're gonna
turn here and we're gonna I'm like, where is your
compass broken in.

Speaker 5 (01:53:23):
Florida or like just like what is going on?

Speaker 15 (01:53:26):
So I'm like, can we just take that compass back
to Florida, So I don't have to constantly tell you
where to go.

Speaker 1 (01:53:31):
I mean when you when you're walking around on streets
that are parallel in perpendicular, it helps a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:53:37):
And we grew up here.

Speaker 15 (01:53:38):
Yeah yeah, but I mean you when he was like
four oh so, but I mean he was back during
the summers. But still like, can we bring that compass
back to South Florida? So I don't have to tell
you where to make.

Speaker 1 (01:53:49):
A right Jonathan lives in Florida, but he's always going
to be in New York. I get it. And another
very very special special student, our guest, Lee Schrager, what
on your mind today? I am not a guess. Okay,
what's on your mind? Not for long anyway?

Speaker 14 (01:54:06):
Well, following on Claudia, do you know ways asked me
the other day they now reduce the amount of times
they talk to you, so you can like.

Speaker 1 (01:54:13):
A long or short.

Speaker 14 (01:54:15):
And I cut it short the other day and they
cut out like probably fifty percent of the direction. So
rather than saying turn left and a half a mile,
rather than saying a half a mile just at the turnpoint,
they say turn left, But I never know if it's
turned left right now or wait, four hundred feet. It's
very confusing to me. So now I want to go
back to the long way of ways. You how to

(01:54:35):
do that?

Speaker 1 (01:54:36):
Well, okay, you just give us your phone. The thing
is when it says turn left, it's the next left
usually on ways. But if you're there already, well you
got to think fast, you plan ahead. I have that problem.
Can you turn on his long term ways? All right?
Get that done? Let's get some sound on here with Garrett. Garrett,
what's going on?

Speaker 7 (01:54:55):
Let's start with a talk back from the iHeartRadio app
with our only review of Lee Schrager's Come Here We Go.

Speaker 13 (01:55:01):
I just want you guys to note that I was
having the worst morning and I just turned on the
show and Lee Schrader is on it, and I just
gotta say that man makes my day.

Speaker 1 (01:55:13):
Oh there, you got a good one. He loves you,
He loves you.

Speaker 7 (01:55:18):
All right, Let's go to six Flags over Georgia. A
man was riding the roller coaster, holding up his phone
as he was enjoining the ride and got hit.

Speaker 1 (01:55:26):
In the face with a shoe. Good god, I got it.
Likes the shell. I got hit in the face and
caught the shoe. Who shoe do I have? So when
shoe flew off on the on the roller coaster.

Speaker 7 (01:55:42):
And he caught it, he just so happened to be
recording it hit him in the face, he caught it
and was able to return all right. Beyond Beyonce released
Morning Due a few weeks ago. Just did a remix
last night with jay Z and sounds.

Speaker 5 (01:55:54):
Like this, slow jews, get it up in between?

Speaker 1 (01:56:07):
Is he coming up? We know what that night did.
Let's see what that morning to top. But the top
I can't work with my husband really, no, no, no, we
must keep things separate. Try it at least once, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:56:19):
And then finally Cookie Monster to take me out to
the ball game at the Cubs game, and it sounded
like this, okay, very cool, and then he eats a
cookie at the end of it. But as he's eating
that cookie, it reminded me of something very familiar to
our show of someone who eats here.

Speaker 1 (01:56:43):
That's scary, scary. Sounds like that's scary eating celery. Isn't
it warm? We have all sorts of scary sound official.
You're a good American, Garrett, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:57:00):
Ever wondered what we look like? Do you think I
look in bread? I do follow us.

Speaker 10 (01:57:05):
On Instagram at Elvis Duran Show, Elvis Duran in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:57:09):
Show, all Right shows, don let's get out of here.
Until next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody,