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Today, we recapped Scotty's birthday lunch and explained why Elvis looked upset in all of the pictures. The Jonas Brothers stopped by to talk about their new album and upcoming tour. Plus, where is it okay to clip your nails?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Okay, good morning, you.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Say, good morning.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Here we're doing Hi.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
My name is Elvis Durant.

Speaker 5 (00:15):
Oh my gosh, everyone's yelling today.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Alvis duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
It is Thursday, it is August seventh. Before I stepped
into the street, I'm gonna look left, look right, make
sure no birthdays are gonna hit me today.

Speaker 6 (00:40):
Oh, yes, good, you want having a birthday today, Scotty.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
We had a great birthday celebration with you yesterday. Hey,
so I want a birthday hangover? I was not feeling
it this morning. Tell you I'm still hung over for
my week long birthday. Done. We're done, We're done. Yes, please, we.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Have Sam's a Happy's Birthday coming out today.

Speaker 7 (01:00):
Until the twenty third. You guys can rest for a while.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Okay, all righty we did have a great time, you
know you guys posted a photo of all of us
around the table celebrating Scotty's birthday at Mastro's Big State Restaurant,
lots of seafood towers. Everyone looks so happy. Did you
see my face?

Speaker 7 (01:16):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
I look so sad and so whoever chose that Photocott,
that was the happiest you looked in any of the Masters.
It's probably after I solve the bill. That was a
lot of fun. We had a great time. Anyway, it
is Thursday. It is food News Thursday. Frog eat, Froggy Froggy. Hey,

(01:42):
here we go. Frog. Are you thinking about what you're
going to talk about today?

Speaker 8 (01:45):
I am.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
I am getting everything together. So much to talk about,
so much to eat.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Oh my god, all right, it is caught another day
of eating. I see a trend here. I got a
question where the party at? And there you go. I'd
rolling into foode News Thursday.

Speaker 9 (02:08):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
What's so funny?

Speaker 10 (02:09):
They're just the most bizarre noises coming from like every
corner of this room.

Speaker 7 (02:12):
Scary was screaming, dancing. Now Nate just.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
He's like a crow. He's just sit there, you know,
the old crow. O lord, oh lordy lord it let's
go talk to Nicole. Hello Nicole, Welcome to Thursday. By
the way, don't feel bad for Nicole. She's calling from

(02:38):
Disney World.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh Nicole, Hi.

Speaker 11 (02:42):
Guys, good morning it is.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
It is a good morning in the happiest place on friggin' Earth.
How you doing?

Speaker 11 (02:48):
It is so good? I am so excited. I'll happy
belated birthday to you. And Scottie. But I literally can't sleep.
I'm here. I've been to Disney World before, but my
kids have ever been, so I've been just walking around
the resort, just so excited for them to wake up,
to kick the day off, and talking to you guys
is making this a magical start. I'm so happy.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Well, and she used the word magical. You see you're
up early. I mean, are you just plotting the day?
I mean, what are you doing while everyone else is sleeping?

Speaker 11 (03:15):
I sorry, by having a nice quie a cup of
coffee in the French Quarter by myself, and now I'm
just walking around, just waiting for the sun to come
up and to get them up and ready to rope shop.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
Okay, I have to picture where you are, So what
hotel are you staying at?

Speaker 11 (03:29):
I'm at the French Quarter okay?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
And what park are you hitting today?

Speaker 11 (03:34):
We're going to do animal king them in the morning
and then hop over to Hollywood Studios for this evening
and for fantastic.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh my god, we're so jealous.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
So we're in New York City. Ask this is what
we're doing today. I'm going to go to uh well,
I'm going to walk over a guy sleeping on the sidewalk.
He might grab you, and then he may grab me.
And then we're gonna walk over to the central park
where the horses are going by and this like horse crape,
and then we're gonna have lunch at someplace that's way overpriced.
It's gonna be the same Disney World, mister wild Ride.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Yes, Frog, you have to go into the lobby there
at the French Quarters when if you walk in from
outside from inside the resort, go to the right. The
beignets that are in the lobby are the best beignets
I've ever had in my entire life.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Wow, look at that.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
I love it become in threes in they're shaped, of
course like little Mickey eears. We love Beignet's hey scary
spelled beignet.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
B e n I g e T.

Speaker 11 (04:35):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
I don't think so, But I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
B e n y a why ben ya?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
I do believe the fried dough that we love esbigne
is b e I g n e t.

Speaker 11 (04:51):
Really?

Speaker 2 (04:51):
The reason like my way better? The reason I asked
this because I have no frigeran clue how to spell.
You have the best day ever, Nicole. We're so happy
for you and enjoy the most happy place on earth.

Speaker 11 (05:02):
Thank you, guys.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Hold on, what do we have for our friend Nicole.

Speaker 12 (05:05):
We're gonna send her the Elvis Strand in the Morning
Show t shirt, but she must send us a picture
of her wearing it in front of the Magic Castle.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
There you go. Well you better stay there for about
three months long it takes to get there. Hold on,
enjoy your day. Wow. Can you imagine? Today's the day
the sun comes up and you're hitting the parks? Lovely?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
So jealous?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
I know. Well. Good morning, Danielle, good morning, Hi, Gandhi.
Hello Froggy on Food News Thursday. Good morning. There at
the tip there she is, there's producer Sam. Good morning,
Scottie b. The birthday is over. But we had a
great time. Ah, yes we did. Thank you had a
good time again. Oh it was amazing. Diamond, Good morning, Diamond, Hi,
good morning, good morning. Is Andrew here yet? I didn't

(05:43):
see him? I saw Garrett. I saw Garrett. Did I
say hi to everyone? Yeah? Yeah? All right, let's get
into the three things we need to know. Jonas brothers
are here today? Are they really? YEA have been two
hours from now? All right, Look we have two hours
to clean up this mess anyway until we get there.
Three things? What's going on? Condy?

Speaker 7 (05:59):
All right?

Speaker 10 (06:00):
An Army sergeant is accused of wounding five soldiers and
is shooting at a military base in Georgia. Cornelius Radford
allegedly opened fire yesterday morning at Fort Stewart.

Speaker 7 (06:09):
None of the victims were.

Speaker 10 (06:10):
Killed and all are expected to survive three required surgery.
Radford is stationed there as an automated logistics sergeant with
the second Armored Brigade Combat Team. There's no word on
a motive, but investigators say they do not think it's terrorism.
President Trump's sweeping tariffs are in effect. Import taxes will
reach levels not seen in the country in almost one
hundred years, with over sixty countries in the European Union

(06:32):
facing rates of fifteen percent or more. A wide variety
of products will be hit, ranging from appliances, cars, to
food and furniture. And finally, former UFC champ Connor McGregor
says he's going ahead with his bid for Irish presidency.
He announced his intentions back in March, pledging to fight
an immigration bill put forward by the European Union. McGregor

(06:53):
appears to have very little support. To get on the ballot,
a candidate must have a nomination from twenty members of
the Irish Assembly, where he doesn't seem to have much backing.
A Paul and March showed him with seven percent support
from voters. He took to social media Tuesday to criticize
the nomination process and put forward a petition to have
it changed.

Speaker 7 (07:09):
He's very serious. He wants to be president. And those
are your three things.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Never say never never, you guys, ready for your Thursday.

Speaker 13 (07:15):
I want to hear all about the weird, wild stories
you didn't learn in school.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Let my best friend.

Speaker 13 (07:20):
Patty Steele and her podcast, The Backstory with Patty Steel
be your guide.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Patty, what are you exploring next?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Well, the Jeffrey Epstein story is huge now.

Speaker 14 (07:28):
Elvis, of course, he died suspiciously in his jail cell
six years ago, but now folks want answers. Only his
partner Gailey Maxwell knows anything, and weirdly, another guy in
her life died under similar circumstances.

Speaker 13 (07:42):
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Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, the last time I checked, I'm running the.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Show Elvis Duran in the morning show tonight.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Tonight, we're gonna be outside at Hudson Yards here in
New York City for hours. Z one hundred Summer Bash
presented by Wells Fargo. Lewis Capaldi can't wait to see him.
It gets a little early to talk to him.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
Yes, that'll be so cool to see him. We haven't
seen him done a while, so I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
It's going to be an amazing night. And for the
first time in the history of our Summer Bash, it's
not supposed to rain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no moisture tonight. Frog.
I was sure we're here for this, me too, But
you know, last year it was it was a long soon.
It was I remember, Well, we have tents for you

(08:51):
to stand under, I know, but there are people out
there with umbrellas watching a show. I feel bad for that. Yeah, together,
but tonight's going to be a magical night. Can't wait.

Speaker 15 (08:58):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
So if are coming to the thing, there are no
there's no doors open time. Because there are no doors,
you just come on out. It's a totally free summertime
concert here in New York City. Another reason we love
being in New York nights like this, right?

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 7 (09:15):
Are we coordinating outfits?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
I'm wearing now? Now? You guys can coordinate mine would?
I don't have an outfit that would ever coordinate with
anything you guys do?

Speaker 7 (09:25):
We always do?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
We always coordinate.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Okay, Well, I'm gonna wear something that's sort of neutral tonight,
maybe like a linen suit with a white shirt kind
of thing.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Are you wearing a suit?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah, but it's very casual summer summer casual suit, you know, linen, linen.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
I can do linen.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
It's all like earth tones, like tans and whites. It's
all it is.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Oh so anything will go with it? Okay, Okay, all right, what.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Are you gonna wear? I don't know. We're gonna be
on stage for like one second. Who cares what we
look like? Yeah? Yes, Nate, what I was gonna wear
some seersucker. Sheer shucker, seersucker. Mine, it has a seersucker texture.
See that's what I would assume you're wearing some seersuckers.
Are you making the seersucker assumption? Yes, that is a

(10:13):
seersucker assumption. All right, I assume in this weather seersucker.
Uh what, Oh my god, thank you to oh you
know who we have to thank Funko Pop, Funko Pop. Yes,
they did these funkl Pop Funkel pops. Yeah, of us,
of us and our dogs and our cats, and you know,
scary head like a sandwich next to him on the
ground and funk hole Pop. It will be there tonight. Yeah,

(10:36):
so that's gonna be a lot of fun. So it's
gonna be a great nights producer Sam.

Speaker 16 (10:38):
I got too excited when I saw mine because she
was holding a little yoga mat and I shook it
in joy. And now the yoga MAT's missing. It fell
behind the behind the cardboard. So if you shake it,
you can hear that I do yoga.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I bet you can find another one at funkc dot com.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Right, I have to go.

Speaker 6 (10:51):
I actually went last night and I made more. Yeah,
I spent some money last night.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
On funk dot com. But that's okay, good because you
know collects them.

Speaker 6 (11:00):
He has them from everything, and he got like the
Fantastic four yesterday.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
And forget it. Yeah, there you go, make your own.
Make it look like.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
You go to phonec dot com con and then check
it out. Producer Sam who you oh, I know who
you were doing them with?

Speaker 7 (11:14):
You almost asked you.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
It's food News Thursday, fog Ready to go.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
I am so ready. If you celebrated birthday today, number one,
happy birthday, but you're celebrating with Charlie Tharone, Jalen Hurts,
quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles, and David Duchovny Leo. It
is time to tie up those loose ends and show
them how it's done. Your focus is on point your
days of six, Hey virgo.

Speaker 16 (11:35):
If you feel like no one's cheering for you lately,
remember self celebration hits different, so do it anyway.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Your day's a nine Lieber.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
You might start the day feeling a bit all business,
but your creative side is ready to shine by tonight.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Your day's a.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Five ooh Scorpio.

Speaker 7 (11:48):
You've been in a deep dive.

Speaker 16 (11:49):
Time to zoom in on those personal goals, maybe even
cross a few off your days.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
An eight Sagittarius. Mellow is your vibe, but your wild
side's ready to come out and play, so let it out.

Speaker 16 (11:59):
Your day's a seven Capricorn. You've got most of the
day in the driver's seat. It's a perfect time to
make those big moves.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Your day's nine Aquarius. Dragging your feet right now is
totally fine. Just wait for that spark and start running
your days.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
An eight Pisces.

Speaker 16 (12:12):
You want to keep things simple and grounded today. Don't
let random emotions steal the show.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Your day's a six Aries Today is perfect for powering
through work. Your potential for execution is high.

Speaker 16 (12:22):
Your days and an eight, Hey, tourist, go ahead and
get your planner out. A little organization now will seriously
pay off in the future.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Your day's a seven Jim and I.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
You're going to catch your own reflection and see yourself differently, stronger,
and maybe even wiser.

Speaker 16 (12:34):
Your day's of ten and finally, Cancer, your relationships are
front and center. Bring your best compromise, but respect your boundaries.
Your day's of nine and those are your Thursday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
All right, When can we do these stiletto challenge here
in the room.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Oh no, no, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 6 (12:48):
Why not if somebody broke their spine yesterday doing something
like that.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Oh spine wine, whatever, let's go, let's go.

Speaker 7 (12:55):
My ankles are too weak.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
So the stiletto challenge, it's from who started this?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Nick was it?

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Nicki Minaj? We have to like go you to put
on stilettos and go all the like go all the
way down. Yeah, and like try to walk.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
You sit down on one leg and cross your legs
and you're on something, you're balancing on something.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Let's do it. Scary you go first?

Speaker 7 (13:14):
Oh my god, can we please watch it?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Okay, that's what.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
You're going to break.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
It just seems like every time there's a new challenge
on the on the TikTok, Yeah, someone's breaking a spine
or something something.

Speaker 7 (13:27):
The new challenge, the hot water challenge horrific.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Why do you want to do that?

Speaker 7 (13:31):
It's the opposite of cold water.

Speaker 10 (13:33):
So you find someone and basically assault them dousing with
boiling water.

Speaker 7 (13:36):
No, what is that? That's just an attack, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
You know what? We're slowly weeding out the dumbasses. We
are remember the challenge is used to be that easy.
It was like a big bucket of ice water.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Now? You must like put your head in a boiling
cauldron of grease?

Speaker 7 (13:54):
Yeah, can you survive?

Speaker 8 (13:56):
No?

Speaker 2 (13:56):
I cannot? Yeah, anyway, daniel what are you coming up?

Speaker 6 (13:59):
John c talking about his hair transplant and a w
n B a dildo threat to fans.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
But you love the dildo story. This is like day three.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
It's a big deal, this dil doll story.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
All right, We've got when you go to a w
NBA game, do not bring your dil do Hey, uh, okay,
I had something I had to say. What was it?
Why are you laughing? Okay, So you're gonna dildo check
at the door.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
You're not gonna be able to bring detector.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
You're gonna get it in.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
You're gonna have to get very You're gonna have to
get crafty with how you get it in.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
I think gonna be more than a bag checked. If
you're walking funny into the game, we're gonna check you,
all right, So Danielle her report all the way.

Speaker 9 (14:46):
If you love the morning show, it's a good idea
to follow our socials.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
How do you know what's good for me? That's my
Elvis Durand's show.

Speaker 9 (14:56):
Helvis d Ran in the Morning Show, waiting Elvister Ran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Hello, welco Johnny, Hello lady.

Speaker 13 (15:06):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
So what we were sitting at the table yesterday celebrating
Scottie Bee's birthday, eating towers of seafood and platters of
steaks and chickens and Salmon's crabcakes and then that buttercake.
Oh my god, so Mastros has this buttercake. Like, okay,

(15:30):
it's insanely me I say sexual about a cake.

Speaker 7 (15:34):
Everybody made a weird noise.

Speaker 6 (15:36):
Yeah, everyone, And once you get to the middle of it,
it was like, yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Then there this Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (15:43):
I also love the Brussels sprouts. I love a good
crispy Brussels sprout with like the browning and the black bits.
Oh gosh, it was so good.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Okay, Brussels sprouts or buttercake.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Talking about good things we ate yesterday.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
It was an amazing day. But at the table, here
comes Gandhi. She loves to play games at the table.
She says, okay, everyone, fifteen people, all fifteen, sixteen of us, Okay,
out of all the guys, at the table, which one
is the biggest bitch?

Speaker 10 (16:13):
Yes, I'm like, we wanted to rank them, yeah, exactly,
most bitch to least bitch, and I won biggest bitch.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Okay, thank you?

Speaker 7 (16:21):
Hands down and hands down you were a close second.

Speaker 17 (16:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
To be honest, I voted for you really yeah. Yeah.
And then it was out of all the women at
the table, which one is the biggest a hole?

Speaker 7 (16:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:32):
And of course Gandhi was.

Speaker 7 (16:34):
A hands down.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
That was a landslide. So you are the biggest a
hole woman. Yeah, and I'm the biggest bitch man.

Speaker 7 (16:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
We all voted. It feels good, right, big, I'm no surprised. Okay,
tell me something I don't know.

Speaker 7 (16:49):
That's what you said yesterday.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
And then you had another one. Yeah, who here is
a rat? Here is a mouse? Right? And my question was, well,
what does that mean? Defies you as either?

Speaker 10 (17:00):
And you said you have to decide that in your
own head, the person voting for the rat or the mouse,
you decide what's the difference between a rat and a mouse?

Speaker 7 (17:08):
And who are you?

Speaker 2 (17:08):
So I'm a mouse and you're a rat.

Speaker 7 (17:10):
See I would think you're a rat. I'm definitely a
rat for sure.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Okay, so in your mind, then what is your definition
of a rat versus a mouse?

Speaker 10 (17:17):
Okay, So to me, a rat is like it will
survive a nuclear winter.

Speaker 7 (17:23):
Okay, it'll cli your eyes out.

Speaker 10 (17:24):
It's gonna just you know, if you toss it in
with the snake, it's probably gonna fight the snake a
little bit before it dies.

Speaker 7 (17:28):
Where it's like a.

Speaker 10 (17:29):
Mouse is just kind of like prey. It's nice, it's sweet,
it's cute. They're way cutter than rats. Okay, people have
more of you know.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
I see it that way. Then if we have to
give it that definition, what did we just say, Daniel,
you're a rat or a mouse? Let us vote.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
I think it depends on the day.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
I don't know. I see I see you as a
survivor as well. So yeah, because you're a mom, yeah,
you deal with us first.

Speaker 10 (17:53):
I think the one thing that we noticed was a
lot of the people who tried to say they were
a mouse or in fact rats. So I think that
they present is mice but their rats.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
For a while, I thought I was the mouse, But
now you're convincing me I'm a rat. Scary scary as
a mouse.

Speaker 7 (18:09):
Splatted immediately.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Froggy is a rat, definitely.

Speaker 7 (18:15):
Frog's rat hates a rat? Right, Diamond is mousey?

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeah, Scotty Bee total mouse, total mouse, your mouse. So
this is what we do it people ask what are
you doing it? So all those photos of all of
us at lunch, everyone's happy. I'm looking sad because we
play stupid games like this. I went to lunch, I'm
going declared the biggest bitch, and I'm a rat.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
I didn't even hear the rat mouse part. I don't,
I must. I don't know what I was doing.

Speaker 7 (18:45):
A rat, Abby's a mouse.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Maybe you're a mouse then if you weren't paying attention,
maybe because you don't pay attention and roll just eating.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
I think I was just eating my brussels.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Scary, what's your question?

Speaker 18 (18:56):
I just want to know, when voting on the Biggest Bitch,
what is the criteria that you all had in your head.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
I think you shouldn't think about it. It's just you're
a bitch.

Speaker 10 (19:06):
Yeah, Because Scary declared I'm not a bitch, and everyone
was like, A, yeah you are.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
But I dare say you were a nice person. I said,
you are one of the nicest people though we know.

Speaker 7 (19:15):
And then you followed it and then I followed up
with something else.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
But you know, I think Frog it can be a bitch. Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 7 (19:23):
Think we all have some bitch in us.

Speaker 10 (19:26):
The one thing that everybody agreed on was the least
bitch was Garrett.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (19:30):
Yeah, it doesn't really have any bitch in him.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
No, he's bitchless, which I think is something to be
proud of.

Speaker 12 (19:35):
Yes, Nate, those two kinds of bitches. There's a bitch
and then there's a little bitch. And I feel like, Elvis,
you're a bitch, but Scary.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Is a little bit. Yes, all right, so that's the game.
Let's get into the Danielle Report. Danielle, what's going on?

Speaker 19 (19:50):
All right?

Speaker 6 (19:50):
You guys know when you're watching a show and it
turns out that the first episode, the second episode that
they're so great, and then you're like this is going downhill?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Right, and it starts out like a ten. Yeah it's not.

Speaker 6 (20:03):
So there's actually a thread going around and people are
talking about TV shows that started out as a ten
out of ten and ended up at a so one
out of ten. And I will tell you the top
five that they're saying. Gray's Anatomy is number Actually that's
number four. Shameless is number five, Grays is number four,
Pretty Little Liars number three, House of Cards is second,

(20:23):
and coming into number one is Once upon a Time
They say they really truly had something cool and they
get dragged it in the mud.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Wow, I tell your mind. Ten to one a succession.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Oh yeah, that's here.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
It started out as a great show and then like
it fizzled.

Speaker 6 (20:39):
Game of Thrones is on here, Nate, the Umbrella Academy,
Yellowstone is on here.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Yeah. Wowizzled, Yellowstone pizzled crazy All right, I think our
show is a ten to.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Onet me see, yes here we are on the list,
don't you see to fizzle.

Speaker 6 (20:55):
So, Dinny's lead defense attorney told CBS Mornings he's going
to be back performing at Madison Square Garden. His lawyer
also said Diddy's post prison plans include re establishing a
relationship with all seven of his children. He wants to
take care of his mother.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Oh what what what?

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Okay, let me just get rid of everything, all right.

Speaker 6 (21:16):
So the Monkeys on Tonight Celebrity Family Feuds star Trek Strange,
New Worlds, Ted Bundy, That's for you, Nate and HBO
is part one of the seasons series finale of.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
End just like that.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Now you're like a minute left.

Speaker 7 (21:31):
I got rid of all the story in the dil
Doo store.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
You have time for the dil Doo story.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 6 (21:40):
So the w NBA is addressing everybody throwing lime green
dildos out onto the court. Any fan that does that
will immediately be ejected and face a one year ban,
and security has been increased. Security checkpoints inside the arena.
No longer can you bring a carry bag to your seat.
If you're gonna sneak at dil do find a new

(22:01):
hiding place. But there is an online gambling site called
Dildo Dailies and they're placing wagers.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Thank god, I'm so glad you do that story.

Speaker 10 (22:10):
Welcome Elvis duran Clop if you think she should tougher.

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Speaker 9 (22:41):
The moment you a god, do we go call them
Elvistoran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
All right, you baseball lovers, Yes, how do you feel
about MLB getting their first female umpire?

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Great?

Speaker 1 (22:56):
It's great, me too, Yeah, amazing.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah, even having problems for.

Speaker 10 (23:00):
This, No, I'm sure someone somewhere does, but not in
this room.

Speaker 20 (23:04):
So.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Uh, the person we're talking about is Jen Paywall or
pro Wall. I don't know her, how to say her
last name. She's been working in the minor leagues for
like ten years. And they're saying NBA, you know they
got their first female official twenty eight years ago, that's right. Yeah,
So MLB has finally made that long awaited announcement. A
change is coming to the umpiring crew, and sadly, no,

(23:25):
they're not bringing in a robot up quite.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, gosh, you know that's around the corner though, you.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Jail like sort of have them now a little bit,
I mean with cameras, yeah, robots. Anyway, So MLB is
calling up its first female empire who will be promoted
for Saturday's Miami Marlins versus Atlanta Braves game. What do
you think about that? Frog?

Speaker 4 (23:45):
I think it's pretty awesome. The NFL's got female referees.
They have been amazing that. Like you said, the NBA's
done it.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
It's great.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
I mean, what what makes you more qualified to call
whether it's a penalty or a foul or this or that.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
I mean, who cares?

Speaker 4 (23:58):
I just I want the best person who can call
the game, get it right for the fan experience and
because the athletes that are on the field have trained
their entire lives and we need to get it right.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
That's all I care about. I don't care who does it.
By the way, her name is Jim Powells. How do
you say it? Good for jin She'll be working the
bases during the double ahead of that day, and then
she'll be behind the plate on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Good for her. She set get the hell off the.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
She's swinging at that bad pitch. She may bring some
like added sash.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah, good, I love it.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
You know what I'm saying that we's some extra edited sash.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (24:33):
And we also need a sassy gay guy.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Oh no, you don't you what kind of pitches that?

Speaker 7 (24:43):
Like a grand slam?

Speaker 13 (24:43):
Like?

Speaker 7 (24:44):
Yes, I just want to see it.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
What up, Nate Well.

Speaker 12 (24:47):
Baseball is one of the sports where they really the
players really get in the official's face, right.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Kicking dirt on them.

Speaker 12 (24:54):
This is going to be quite the bitch fight if
this does happen, You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Uh yeah, yeah, Well, I mean it shouldn't be any different.
If they have a problem with her and her call,
they should be able to go to her face and
go yo, yeah on dirt on her.

Speaker 7 (25:09):
Yeah, absolutely sure, off a face mask. I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
We're a we all agree, we're good.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yeah, we're good.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Okay, Uh, this is important stuff though. I think this
is a it's a cool thing to see as important
as this is for women here in what twenty five.

Speaker 6 (25:26):
Every now and then I hear amazing sports reporters and
announcers that have more knowledge when they're female than guys.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Well that's there's some of the games. The point I
was about to make, Yeah, MLB is behind Hell's Yeah,
we've had we've had officials and female officials and other
games for years. Yep.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
The Yankees have Meredith. She's amazing, she's awesome.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Oh you have your your favorites? Yes, okay, cool. Anyway,
so there you go. There's that hockey. What about hockey?
We need some female online officials? Come on, just saying
I am on my sports my sports thing today. I
don't know me. I don't know me anymore.

Speaker 7 (26:04):
No, we got football, football, baseball, all of it.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Did you say football and football? Is that what we're
calling soccer? Is that it?

Speaker 7 (26:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:14):
I mean, okay, I don't want to call it.

Speaker 7 (26:16):
I don't know. You call it whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Are we going to a football game? Or a football game?
Jonas brothers are here?

Speaker 6 (26:22):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Soon? Are they in the lounge right now, the Mercedes
Benz Interview Lounge?

Speaker 4 (26:27):
You know?

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Are they? Are they in the the next door in
the Sandals Caribbean green Room? No, okay, we got to
do it. Stuff. Is there a lot of we have
We've named for every room this in this in this
building has a name that's yeah, exactly. So they will
be in the Sandals Caribbean Green Room. Then they're coming
to the Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Very nice.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Should we check the Z one hundred weather Center.

Speaker 11 (26:53):
Sponsor on that?

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Where's the top dog log traffic desk? Oh my god,
we gotta check it.

Speaker 6 (26:58):
I think that Mercedes Benz Interview actually should be Inner Mercedes,
like we should always sitting in there.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
I tried to do that, you did I wanted them
to build a car and put it in the studio.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
That would have been awesome.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
They didn't like it. They don't like our ideas. These
are These are the ideas that matter much better.

Speaker 7 (27:14):
You have great ideas.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
I know, what's that scary?

Speaker 18 (27:17):
Well, you're talking about being in your sports era, Elvis.
Yesterday you shocked me at the table during lunch. You
were like, Hey, the met game just started. Should you
go up to the stadium and just join them? And
I'm like, oh my god, that would be amazing. But
I couldn't believe you wanted to get up from lunch
and be like, let's go catch baseball.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
It was kind of fun. I was thinking about it.

Speaker 7 (27:33):
You were thinking, you got people hyped.

Speaker 10 (27:36):
There are people at the end of the table like yes,
let's go, And everyone was a little hammered.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
So, oh yeah, that margarita was good.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
You know what? It was weird. I started drinking that cocktail.
I couldn't do it. I'm like, not in the mood.
So I just went to wine.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Yeah, I noticed you switched.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
I calmed it down a little bit. Anyway, we had
a really happy birthday for Scotti. B Can we take
those pictures down? That have me with that puss on
my face on every picture of me at your party yesterday.
I have this frown and I was in a great mood.
I don't get it.

Speaker 21 (28:07):
I mean it's just that that's just when you were captured.
I guess I'll tell you, okay, get that up.

Speaker 7 (28:13):
Your answer to can we take that down?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Is I don't know what to tell you. What do
you mean you was captured? We all knew we were
taking a picture.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Probably a better picture.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
I asked Elvis durand.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Dear God, what's this woman doing?

Speaker 9 (28:28):
And the morning show is Elvis Duran and the morning Show.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 (28:38):
What you eating?

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Nothing?

Speaker 7 (28:40):
Lies?

Speaker 8 (28:40):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
You no egg salad sandwich?

Speaker 7 (28:48):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (28:49):
I mean an ex salad sandwich? Okay, okay. I need
a little something to eat. But had we all ordered,
it would take an hour first doll order, and it
would take an hour and a half for it to
get here. I needed a salad sandwich. I needed it now,
So I send someone down to get me an egg
salad sandwich.

Speaker 6 (29:03):
So you definitely need this mint No after your egg
salad sandwich.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Good, It's not you would like it. It's not very
man easy but anyway, So okay, so I sneaking little
breakfast in my in my office with no one looking. Okay,
we've both done it. You don't have an.

Speaker 18 (29:18):
Office all the time in your office.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
I know you sneak food all the time in my
office and in your office. Yeah, it's good. That's the
best excel I've had in a long time.

Speaker 7 (29:27):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Anyway, Uh, there was something I want to talk about.
What was it? What was it? I've been brain farting
a lot these days. Is it? Is it me? Are
you guys brain farton now going on? It's the season
of brain fart.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
It might just be here.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
I'm just regular farting.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
What are you eating?

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Salad?

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Everything I can?

Speaker 7 (29:49):
Is it the Jet two holiday stuff?

Speaker 4 (29:51):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Oh yeah, we have sound coming up from that. Okay,
because you know the Jet two holiday. You know the
sound Jess Glenn hold my hand, he s we could
play that, by the way, and then she comes home
to a jet table holiday. This is well. The two
of them met Jess Glynn met her the voiceover. Oh
and so Jess Glenn sang the song in the studio
and that woman did the voiceover. They did it live together.

Speaker 7 (30:14):
That's so good.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
I'll get the free in a moment. Put hold your
hand in there on my hand. You've heard the commercial.

Speaker 20 (30:21):
Nothing beats it Jetsy Holiday, and right now you can save.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Up to two hundred and forty pounds for a family
of four. When she did this commercial, she had no
idea would turn into what it did. And now it's
all you know, videos on TikTok of people beating the
hell out of each other in airports.

Speaker 7 (30:35):
It's amazing anything goes wrong, it's a jet to holiday.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Hey. By the way, people were texting in about an
expression I used on the show a few moments ago. Well,
we were talking about Scottie Bee's birthday party. We're all
gathered around the table having a really great, great lunch.
I mean, you gotta agree that was a nice line.
It was the best I've ever had.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Towers, the seafood towers and crabs and shrimps and everything
and uh oysters and damn all the steaks came out
with all the Matt Coronium cheese and the mashed potatoes
and the Brussels prafts that Danielle loves. Yeah, it was
it was a day. Well, so all the photos you
guys took. You're all sitting there with these big smiles

(31:20):
on your faces and having fun. Yeah, and I look
like I have this frown on my face.

Speaker 22 (31:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (31:26):
Why were you upset?

Speaker 2 (31:27):
No, I've ha been a good time, but it just
so happened. I guess the timing of the photo was
mets frown. So I used this expression on the air.
I said, Oh, you have all these photos of me online,
me sitting there with a puss on my face.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
So, okay, I'm trying to get through this. Okay, help me,
help me, help me. Don't hurt don't hurt me, okay, okay,
well no, no, keep your mind. Had so when I
moved to New York, I had never heard this term
before until I moved to New York. Oh look at you.
That's wrong with you? You got a puss on your face.
I'm like, what what I know? I never heard of

(32:05):
it until I moved to New York. Had you heard
of that phrase before? Gandhi?

Speaker 10 (32:08):
I hadn't heard of it until a guy that I
used to work with said it like fairly recently, and
I said, well, what did you say?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
And then Froggy, have you ever heard it? You know
you're living in the South. No, no, no, no, never
the puss on the face? No, what I know? Okay,
So now I use the phrase because I've lived here
for thirty something years, right, so now I use it.
People still text in from all around the country. Eviss
a what on his face? What? It's this one of
those I guess. Is it a regional expression?

Speaker 6 (32:37):
Apparently it's originated from Ireland, like puss meanton lips and mouth?

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Really, so, yeah, we're talking about puss on the face thing. Okay,
I mean, had you heard that phrase before you moved.

Speaker 11 (32:48):
To New York?

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Nate, what you have a puss on your face?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
If you have a I said at the party, the
photos have me sitting there with a puss on my face,
so it's a first for you. But now, sorry, Froggy, is.

Speaker 12 (33:01):
I have heard that before? But it's normally a sour puss? Okay,
well you have a sour puss. It's a derivative or
whatever of that. Yeah, I never just heard puss.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Yeah, I have stank face. Stank face is good. I
like stank face. Same thing.

Speaker 18 (33:18):
Mother used to say that to me constantly. What are
you sitting there with that puss on your face? I
thought it was like an Italian thing or a broad thing.
But I'm trying to I'm trying to google it and
AI is giving you puss on your face?

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Yeah, oh god, that's all. That's a different doctor's visit.
But Danielle saying it originated in Ireland.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Something like yeah, the ment lips and mouth or something.
I don't know if it was puss or puss that
ment lips in mouth.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
If there's a sour puss is there? The opposite is there,
like a sweet puss on your face?

Speaker 2 (33:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (33:48):
After my mom would say, why you have such a
look on your face. That puss on your face. Your
face is gonna freeze that way, that's.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
See the opposite. My parents in Texas would say, what
are you eating? Lemon? Well say it like that, what
are you eating lemons? Look at you, boy, what's wrong
with you?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Smile?

Speaker 2 (34:09):
What about in India? What do they say there?

Speaker 7 (34:11):
I'm not puss on your face.

Speaker 10 (34:13):
My parents just used to be like, get it together,
that's too funny.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Well anyway, So anyway, so puss on your face, let's,
you know, use it in a sentence today, use it
with your friends. Let's normalize puss on the face. Okay,
I'm spelling it wrong.

Speaker 12 (34:29):
Is it p u s s yes, o os o
poss on the face?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
I can't find puss.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
And I'm telling you that's right. And then the nineteenth
century we got it and it comes.

Speaker 21 (34:50):
Plus maybe it's because cats their their mouth is always
all scrunched up and angry look and they're pussy cats.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah, I don't who knows?

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Who knows?

Speaker 11 (34:58):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (34:58):
I love discovery where words are from. I mean, it's
really a fun it's a fun little journey that we
take from time to time.

Speaker 10 (35:07):
AI is telling me not to use this term with
people because it's rude. Really, Yes, the phrase wipe that
puss off your face is a vulgar, offensive way to
tell someone to remove a look from their face.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Vulgar. I didn't know was vulgar.

Speaker 7 (35:17):
I don't think it is either. I think Ai is
confused what.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Nate was onto something with sour puss. It was saying.
I think we all know that.

Speaker 18 (35:26):
So yeah, Danielle's right. It is eighteen ninety from Irish origin.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Okay, oh, thank you, we just said all that fact.
If you could say it again, and it's one word
sower puss. I thought it was sour puss. So that.

Speaker 7 (35:44):
Sugar puss.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
I don't know that that's what Frog was asking. I
don't know, it's just but all I said that the
words sound I just removed the word sour and went
right just to puss. I'm sitting there, yeah, with a
puss on my face.

Speaker 7 (35:57):
There are a lot of people who have no idea
what that meant.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Somebody trying to learn English with our show. No, they
do know a lot of people say they learn English
listening to our show. Sorry, what do you call? You
call the puss on the face? Back in the country,
we never talked about boos on faces boos. How do
you say poosh oo? Poos? Boos? Anyway, so that's what

(36:21):
we do. Hey, what else are we talk about? Uh?

Speaker 12 (36:25):
Yes, say push in French it's poos say okay, well
all right, maybe it comes from that, it really does.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
He just wanted to say that, Daniel. So, tonight's to
night our Z one hundred summer bash outside at Hudson Yards.
As I said before, the first time we've done a
summer bash with no rain in the forecast. Tonight's gonna
be great. It's gonna be awesome. I want everyone to
show up. It's a free show in New York City. Hello,
do you think any other cities in America have as
many free shows with star power as New York City?

Speaker 1 (36:56):
No, no way, no way, no, of.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Course, of course when workers, we're going to say that
about ourselves. So, uh yeah, it's gonna be a great night.
We're all going to dress it up. Daniel, what you're
wearing right now looks sort of like what I'm wearing tonight.
Oh really, yeah, it'said same, Yeah kind of.

Speaker 10 (37:11):
Look, we could do this what we're all wearing right now,
because it does sort of coordinate.

Speaker 7 (37:15):
That is true.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Where what I'm wearing now?

Speaker 7 (37:17):
We could just stay in everyone stay the same.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Okay, Jonas brothers are coming up in a few minutes.
What time are they on? Forty five thirty five thirty
five minutes?

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Okay, you want to pop a color tonight though, little color?

Speaker 5 (37:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (37:30):
No, really, okay, nobody's there to see me with them anyway.
So Jonah's brothers actually performed on a Faerry yesterday.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
On a fairy.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Yes, he hates us.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
He hates us so much he can't get through the show.
He hates us.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
I thought it, but I didn't see it. Danielle's on
you that.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
I'm sorry. I thought he just.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Trying to move forward. You're in a fairy people are
traveling to and from work on a ferry. You're being
from New York City? You know what those are? Right?
And that was cool. I love how they just get
out there and they do things like that.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
So now you know, my husband feels.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
That we need to have a break. Then I go,
we have a little meeting.

Speaker 18 (38:08):
Elvis on your face.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
See this is why I have a puss on my face.
You work with these people, you know. Okay? You know
how Howard and I are both talking about leaving the business.

Speaker 7 (38:22):
You're not.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Howard Stern and I have decided it's time, you know,
stop it time to get out. Okay, where are we
on the clock here? I know you're busy here deal
with stuff. Okay, well you're dealing with me. Yeah. The
green rooms? The problem there? What's wrong our new Caribbean
green room? Is there a problem? Apparently the humidity level
was set at like nine percent. The guy that Jonas

(38:45):
brothers are melting in there. I know, but it's the
Caribbean green room. It's supposed to be like that. I
get that. But poor guys are in their melt. No
what they have it too good. These three guys, they're
acting spoiled in there. You tell them to get over it.
I have sour pusses when it's the Caribbean green room.
They're supposed to be humid in there. I'm not putting
up with them today. I'm quitting the business.

Speaker 12 (39:06):
You could play a song here, I will play a
song here.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Okay, here's what's funny about this song. And you know
all the memes and all the videos you've seen the
Jet two commercial. She's doing the voiceover and she's like,
you know, Jet Tay Holidays with Jess Glenn singing in
the background, and then you have people on the video
in fist fights at bus stations, getting into fights at
water parks. It's a funny bit. So what happened on

(39:37):
Capitol Radio in London. The voiceover woman is actually a
member of the morning show at Capitol FM. I do believe. So.
Jess Glenn, who sings this song, actually went in to
do the interview with the woman who does the voiceover
over her song, and so they decided to do it
live on Capitol Radio. And so the voiceover lady on

(39:57):
the show. I don't I don't have her name. Zoe's
her name. She was doing the voice over while Jess
Glynn was actually singing live and it sounded like this.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Nothing beats it.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Jas Holiday.

Speaker 6 (40:11):
Right now, you can say that's two hundreds.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
And then Chess Glynn started doing it.

Speaker 7 (40:19):
That's so great.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
There was a moment. It's becoming viral. It's big, big, huge.
I just hung out with the Jonas brothers and they
are they're in our Sandals Caribbean green room, which is
very humid, just like if you're in the Caribbean. Yeah,
they're very they're miserable. We gotta get him out of there.

Speaker 11 (40:36):
What do you see?

Speaker 7 (40:37):
Someone text in? They're burning up?

Speaker 1 (40:42):
No, se what you did there?

Speaker 2 (40:43):
We gotta gotta there's something going on in the Caribbean
green room. Thank you, Sandals. We'll fix that all right.
Into the three things we need to know, Condy, what's
going on?

Speaker 7 (40:51):
All right?

Speaker 10 (40:51):
United Airlines is resuming flights after resolving a tech issue
that led to a groundstop for all of its flights
headed to Chicago and several other major hubs. Yes, The
airline confirmed a system error caused an outage that disrupted
flights across the country. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy said he'd
been briefed on the matter and they're trying to figure
out what happened. President Trump is hopeful, but not confirming

(41:12):
an upcoming meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin. Speaking from
the White House yesterday, he said his US envoy had
good talks with Putin this week. He didn't clarify if
he believed there would be a Russia Ukraine ceasfire deal
on the horizon, and has given Russia until Friday to
agree to a ceasefire or says he will place sanctions
against them. And finally, we kind of talked about this earlier.

(41:33):
But authorities are issuing a warning to parents after a
child in Pennsylvania was severely burned by his older brother
who was trying to recreate a viral prank. Lancaster Township
police said a twelve year old boy boiled water in
the microwave then poured it on his sleeping nine year
old brother. Because of the hot water challenge, god, yeah,
opposite of the cold water challenge, which was still silly,
but yeah, parents and caregivers are being reminded to monitor

(41:55):
their child's online activity to hopefully guard against similar situations.

Speaker 7 (42:00):
And those are your three things.

Speaker 9 (42:02):
I want to hear all the crazy stuff that Gandhi
can't talk about on the big show.

Speaker 6 (42:07):
So they have to do these secret things like stick
shampoo bottles in.

Speaker 9 (42:11):
The sauce on the side.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
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Speaker 7 (42:21):
Until then, say bye everybody.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Bye, Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 9 (42:31):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durande, Elvis Duran.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Phone tap all right, we Drew Straws backstage. It looks
like Danielle gets today's phone tap.

Speaker 17 (42:40):
All right.

Speaker 6 (42:40):
I got an email from Jen who said her friend
Michelle always shops and then returns all the stuff that
she buys. So she wanted me to call her and
tell her that she can no longer shop it. We'll
leave here because she's always returning things.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Don't you hate people to do that? All right? Who
is it? You're calling here?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Calling Michelle?

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Okay?

Speaker 18 (42:54):
Here you hello?

Speaker 1 (42:57):
I may I speak to Michelle? Please?

Speaker 8 (42:58):
This is Michelle.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Hi, Michelle, this is Trish Horror. I'm calling from sardif
while looking and to hear im.

Speaker 11 (43:04):
Hi, how are you good? How are you good?

Speaker 6 (43:06):
I have a couple of questions for you. Sure, we've
been looking at your if here I charge card. Yes,
And we've also been noting that you've been buying things
from us but also returning.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
A lot of things at the same time.

Speaker 8 (43:21):
No, it's because I buy most of the things online,
so you know, sometimes they don't fit and I have
to return them. But I also change most of them too.

Speaker 6 (43:30):
That's really not an excuse, okay, I mean, do you
wear the clothes and then return them, because that's a problem.

Speaker 7 (43:36):
With some people.

Speaker 8 (43:37):
I wear your clothes all the time.

Speaker 6 (43:38):
Because we also have on record here that you may
have returned one or two items that we're a little stinky.

Speaker 8 (43:44):
Oh I'm sorry, No, not at all.

Speaker 6 (43:45):
Another like maybe you wore them to a party and
then you forgot to wear your deodorant that night and
you were dancing, and then it came back to us.

Speaker 11 (43:53):
No.

Speaker 6 (43:53):
Never, never.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
All right, here's what I'm going to need you to do.

Speaker 6 (43:57):
Okay, I need you to repeat after me, and I'm
going to type in that you said that you you'll never.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Do this again. Okay, that's fine, all right, Here we
go repeat after me.

Speaker 6 (44:05):
I'm Michelle, Plie Michelle. I promise, promise to never never
buy clothes from here.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
I remember from stink them up. I'm sorry stink them up.

Speaker 11 (44:23):
Oh, I don't say that.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
I really need to get this on record.

Speaker 11 (44:26):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (44:27):
I never did that. I mean you must have because
it smells horrible, which it was actually the tankini and
the bottom.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
I mean, do you take a shower?

Speaker 6 (44:37):
Yes, I do, because it's disgusting. It's like you haven't
showered in like, I don't know how long.

Speaker 8 (44:41):
I mean, is there any possibility that someone, you know,
after that I've returned them.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Did that.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
No, it definitely came straight from your house.

Speaker 8 (44:49):
I'm telling you, as a consumer, I would never do that.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Well I I you know, I appreciate you saying that,
but I have.

Speaker 8 (44:56):
And you know, like to be I know what goes on,
and I would never do that. I've never heard of
companies calling up their consumers and complaining about it's turning
clothes and stinking them up, because I never I tried
on those clothes once. But for you to excuse me
of having odor problems, that's just you know, you're saying
that I need the order rid of that.

Speaker 6 (45:17):
Hang on one minute, We'll try and rewrite the terms
for you. Okay, I'll see if I can change it up.
Hold on one second, Headquarters.

Speaker 8 (45:24):
They're saying that I have taken old that I will
not shop and stink up their clothes again.

Speaker 6 (45:28):
Michelle, Yes, okay, we've rewritten it. So here's what I
want you to say. You ready repeat after me. I'm
Michelle Danilie. I'm missl promise to not shop at MMM.
You got to say that, I promise not to shop
at Logy and return the clothes.

Speaker 8 (45:45):
And return the clothes.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
And I'm Michelle Danilie.

Speaker 8 (45:48):
And I'm Michelle am a liar?

Speaker 11 (45:51):
Okay, First of all, I'm not a liar.

Speaker 8 (45:53):
How would that be? How would I be lying when
I have not done anything wrong other than you turn
the clothes. And that's it.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
One more time, I've rewritten it a little bit. Okay, Okay,
I'm Michelle Danilie.

Speaker 8 (46:05):
I'm Michelle.

Speaker 6 (46:06):
Promised to go home, promised to go home and watch
Sesame Street.

Speaker 8 (46:10):
And watch Sesame Street, I can't believe it.

Speaker 6 (46:13):
And learn how to take a shower. Oh no, big
bird teaches that sometimes. Oh no, you watch Sesame Street.
They teach you how to take a shower. It's very simple.

Speaker 8 (46:22):
I know how to take a shower. Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Well, I don't think so.

Speaker 8 (46:25):
I returned those clothes in perfect condition. If anything, If no,
I'm sorry. Something must have happened from the time that
I returned it and the time that you got it.

Speaker 6 (46:35):
Here's what I want you to say. You ready repeat
after me. I'm Michelle, Danilie.

Speaker 8 (46:40):
I'm Michel.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Have been phone tapped?

Speaker 15 (46:43):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (46:44):
We got it.

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Speaker 9 (47:13):
Slash Elvis Live from the Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.

Speaker 11 (47:18):
Here we are.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
We're now in the Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge. The Jonas
brothers are walking in coming from the Sandals Caribbean green Room.
We wanted it to feel like the Caribbean Hi, guys. Hello,
Happy birthday. It's not every day is your birthday? Elvis.

(47:42):
Birthdays make you anxious, Yes, a bit. I mean noticing
me too. No, I wasn't anxious at the beginning, but
now I've got the shakes because we keep drinking every night.
I gotta stop a thing. It is and I identify
that is the true love the studio. Guys, it's great.
It was welcome back. It's better with you in it.

(48:03):
It's going to be here. You guys have a lot
going on, yeah, and it's all great stuff. It's been great,
a great week.

Speaker 15 (48:10):
We know we have an album coming out and a
tour kicking off on Sunday, and those are the two
things I was supposed to talk about.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
So he's gonna get home now, Joe goes there were two.
Come on, Joe, he's so good at interviews.

Speaker 11 (48:34):
He's great.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
He's great. So I got I got this sent to
me by someone I don't know who it was, and
I didn't. I usually don't push play on the link
on my phone, but I pushed very smart Wow, I
pushed play and just this came out of my phone.
So d But I couldn't even love mast. I'm thinking,

(48:56):
what is this?

Speaker 14 (48:57):
Scared?

Speaker 2 (49:00):
And I didn't even try have.

Speaker 8 (49:05):
Me?

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Was it bad?

Speaker 8 (49:08):
Through it?

Speaker 7 (49:10):
I should love your bed?

Speaker 2 (49:13):
So love your bed better?

Speaker 20 (49:17):
Better?

Speaker 7 (49:18):
Better?

Speaker 2 (49:18):
So I found out that's from the album This is
out midnight tonight. Is that illegal for me to have this?
Is this a bad thing? I think it's fine, it's nice.
Just keep playing it. Yeah, so loved you over and
over and over you guys, so the album, the album

(49:38):
is out tonight at midnight.

Speaker 15 (49:40):
You're with our friend Marshmellow Marshmallow and that song you're playing.
When I was with Dean Lewis Lewis Ozzie who we
just love, I DM him. I said, hey man, we
are big fans working on a new project. There's like
two years ago, we're going on a new album. I
know you do some songwriting for other people. Would you
send me some tunes? A couple of weeks later, he
sends me like a file and that song just really
stuck out to me. And I sent that as a

(50:01):
nick account like we need this and I was going
to be Dean single. I don't think he was just
sharing it to be like, oh yeah, I had this one.
I'm going to release him. I was like, can we please.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
So you figure out is that though held it back,
he held it back for two years.

Speaker 20 (50:13):
And you know, the thing about this album that's different
than any record that we've ever made is that it
actually was put together over the course of about six
seven years, and it was you know, collections of songs
from different writing camps or different sessions that we were like,
this is great, but it needs to be surrounded by
the right other songs. And you know, this is one example.
The other is no Time to Talk. The current single
was written with the team that did Espresso for Sabrina

(50:38):
like seven years ago, and we finally finished it last
year and said, okay, this has to be on this
album because it really tells the story of our musical
influences grown up. And it's just been a really fun
thing to say, like you never know the story of
a song or you know the origins or what's going
to end up being. But with this album, you know,
we found a way to put it all together.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
This reminds me of something though. I mean, Dean that
was Dean Lewis is single and now you have it,
you go back to the old old days is on
the song too with us, but it's not his single.
It's your single. Back in the way, back when a
king would go to a friend's castle, King, I gotta

(51:19):
finish the story because it says kind of what you're
doing now. A king would go to his friend's castle
and go, hey, mate, I love your castle, and the
guy go, okay, here it is. You can give him
his castle. Now the guy's homeless. He gave the king
his castle now, Dean Lewis, he's on the song but
was singing yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
I think he's making some bank from the song. I
think we're okay.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Well, I think it's it's you're right.

Speaker 15 (51:41):
I think there's there's comparisons of like I think, well,
that's probably a little different, but the fact that he
is humb enough dude to be like, yeah this, I
know this is a hit. By the way, it doesn't
always work this way. We have songs that we definitely
want it, or people that have been like, I mean,
here's some insider music t for you. You've like, did
a song, pitched a song and then find out later

(52:03):
they decided to go with somebody else for the song instead.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
I'll write it. That's that. That's always like you questioned.

Speaker 15 (52:09):
A lot, Okay, give us a name, Michael Thomas, Jacob Jingleheimer.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
These people are real people. But I know, I know,
but you know, it's kind of great. Drink a lot
of caffeine because, uh, well you have the album out
tonight and then yes, and then you have a tour,
not a small tour, kicking off Sunday at MetLife Stadium,
which we've never played before.

Speaker 20 (52:36):
We did we did a thing with the NHL, a
big concert series there, but it was a hockey game
that we performed at, So we've never actually done a
show there of our own.

Speaker 11 (52:45):
Uh.

Speaker 20 (52:45):
And it's our hometown city, so it's it's going to
be a very special miye press, very emotional.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Bucket list for us. You'll beat an American Dream. You're
back at American dreams. So we can't enough. I heard
they're building an American Dream in Miami. Now, well, uh
they should. It's a great spot we have.

Speaker 20 (53:01):
We're the best time with John's conn and thank you
guys for all you did to rush.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
It was super fun. Let's talk about Jonahs con. It
was absurd. I mean, it's the whole thing was absurd.
Did someone you guys sitting around one night? Hey, I
got an idea what listen did Jonas Khan Okay, but yeah,
the best.

Speaker 15 (53:19):
Part about it is there people literally out at the
mall to shop that day because it's open to the public.
So if you just happened to be there on that
random Saturday we did this, I'm so sorry. That's just Jonas,
It's jonahs hell. But it was amazing for us to
be able to have all the support of not only
our fan base, who I think it was close to

(53:40):
like eighty two one hundred thousand people showed up to
be a part of this.

Speaker 20 (53:44):
Okay, it was wild, and I was gonna say, you know,
we we probably in the planning of it, we I
think slightly underestimated that the amount of people that might
want to come, And so the day before to cover
this quart direct so look, you're gonna have to perform
six times because we have to get like different people.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
In and out.

Speaker 20 (54:02):
So we literally did six different hour long sets in
addition to a bunch of other things that we did
throughout the day. But it was it was one of
the most full on, uh insane as far as like
you know, the schedule days ever. But it was honestly
the most emotional and beautiful, uh celebration.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Just seeing.

Speaker 20 (54:23):
That many people come together and have one thing in common,
they love this band, this family, and being able to
experience that together and just like people were happy.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
It's like we need more of that. Are doing an
jonas Con. We are.

Speaker 20 (54:35):
We're bringing it on tour with us, so in a
bunch of the markets that we're going to be in
for the Greetings from your Hometown tour. We're going to
bring jonas Con to life. So here in New York
we're doing you know, we're doing Boston, a bunch of
other place.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
You can see it on our website. Okay, both there's
livenation dot com. There's probably five thousand other things on
there that we weren't even going to get to today
because you're you're you're busy, you're good, we're excited. You
should be. What did you get for your birthday? Oh god,
I got uh let's see, I got bad boy bad
Bunny sneakers. No, that's good and hard to come by.

(55:10):
I got a little booo one. You're not bringing up
on little boo, but you'll you'll take it.

Speaker 15 (55:15):
Is it the eight and carried gold one? Is that
the way they have well there's one apparently. Really, you know,
it's weird by the way, Jones brothers are here. If
you're just turning us on guys, these people morning, it's weird.
I don't want to freak you out.

Speaker 13 (55:31):
Joe.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
It's weird that you we slept in the same bed
in Greece. Does that?

Speaker 15 (55:37):
Does that bother you? It depends on who've slept in
the first you did, You're welcome. No, it's that hotel
is amazing. What is the story I'm talking about that?
It's like the greatest. I think we were talking about
it shortly after we did, before you were about to go. Actually,
I think I was in a different, different field of it.
But regardless, it's the best. I think the best place

(55:58):
on earth. It is great in general, gorgeous. Your brother
checked in for like a two night thing and stayed
for a week and a half.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
I think, Yeah, I become friends with I'm so worried.
He's like, I'm still in Greece. I'm like, how amazing
was here? Did you have fun? The best? That little
town Griffalda, So I want to move there? Yeah? I
like Greece. Greece is the best. Greece is the word
we got and I got engage in Greece. You did. Yeah,
there's something about it. The food's way too healthy though.

(56:25):
They got to stop that. But it's all good.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
You do.

Speaker 15 (56:27):
Yeah, you feel pretty good there. I got to see
cold Play perform there special. Okay, that's it.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Okay, there's a nobody response. Okay, let's get to the album.
Let's get to the album.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
They're doing stand Up for Cancer to August fifteenth.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Jelly Rolle add that to the list. That's a very
that's a very important one. That's a very important one too,
because I was like, wait, I think we're doing that tomorrow.
ARSA right, Well it's airing.

Speaker 6 (56:49):
On that yeah, okay recording, Yeah, okay, He's like, that's
my birthday.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
I'm not doing this on my birthday, talking about I'd
love to do that. So okay, So what forty three
shows so far on this tour? Is that right? Something
like that. Yeah.

Speaker 20 (57:04):
We basically go till mid September and then we have
a film project where to go do top secret film project.
I can't say, I literally can't say, and then we
come back and do another, you know, month and a
half of shows, and then after that we have the
promo run for our Disney Plus Christmas movie which comes

(57:27):
out later us here, which is very fun.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Just a little busy.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
What's it like at home when you know you're gearing
up for this?

Speaker 20 (57:34):
A lot of princess outfits and exactly and you know,
coloring books.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
But what's it like as you're gearing up for all
of this. They did a big trunk of stuff you
have coming up in the next year.

Speaker 15 (57:45):
I think, which is really nice. Now as we all
are back kind of in the New York New Jersey
area again.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
You know, for a long time we were spread out.

Speaker 15 (57:54):
Nick's been here for the last year doing Broadway and
so he's kept his apartment here. Kevin's down the road
in Brooklyn. So it's nice that we can all do stuff.
We don't have to fly six seven hours to just
shoot one thing or kind of pick and choose, we're
gonna do it.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
We can stay in this air. Everything's here now. It's
quite nice.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Ever, left GUARDI and I were talking, the three of
us were talking about you on the ferry doing a
conco on the East River.

Speaker 20 (58:20):
It wasn't slightly dangerous and scary, but you know, was
rocking and we're trying to play and sing, so it
was a little touch and go, but we've we got
stools then it was fine. But it was an amazing event.
You know, we basically had, I don't know, announced it
a couple hours before we got on and asked fans
to come and join us, and about two hundred fans
came and getting the chance to just play whatever they

(58:43):
want to hear and take requests, and you know, we've
been building out the tour show, which it's a nearly
impossible mission to basically summarize twenty years.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
In two and a half hours or whatever it is.

Speaker 20 (58:55):
We're doing our best to build a show that we
feel represents, you know, our journey and our story. But
obviously there's songs that we just can't play for times sake,
So yesterday we got to throw in a bunch of
things that we just love playing. The fans were amazing,
and again it's just it's any chance we get to
have those sort of smaller intimate settings with them is great.
And then to get to go and do something like

(59:17):
met Life is just an incredible thing.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Very difference between doing a show on a Ferry Mett
life is when you're in the ferry. You can't leave, Yeah,
you're there.

Speaker 15 (59:26):
There was a moment we were like, thank you so much,
have a great day, and we turn around to like
go somewhere, and we're still in the middle of the
water and I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
I didn't know there was a plane. They could getting
in a smaller boats. So then we're just all ding.
We pretty much did this. We just turned around and
waited until we went to the dock. Not a comfortable moment.
Good night.

Speaker 6 (59:49):
What is the difference between like I saw you guys
at Yankee Stadium and you guys did everything.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
I mean I felt like you did everything five albums on.

Speaker 6 (59:57):
That, right, So what's the difference between the tour going
on now and a tour like that?

Speaker 20 (01:00:02):
Well, specifically from from Metlife's show we have I'm just
gonna tease it a little bit because we have four
very special surprises for the audience that that I am, honestly,
I'm incredibly excited about. Each of the four surprises directly

(01:00:23):
connect to like our journey and our story in some
in some way.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
And then you know, in addition to that that the
set list is.

Speaker 20 (01:00:32):
It's a combination of Jonas Brothers music, Dnce which is
Joe's side project, Joe Solo Music, My solo music, and
it kind of covers, you know, all the albums we've
ever released in different songs from each of those and
the and the solo stuff. And in addition to that, obviously,
we have in the in the middle of you know
all this Marshmallow, which is is incredible. The guy has

(01:00:54):
so many hits. He's the nicest guy in the world.
We're thrilled that he is coming with us, and his
show is absolutely electric, So I think the whole night,
and of course all American Rejects, which they've had a
massive year. Yeah, and you know, we've been fans of
theirs for a very very long time. I remember, you know,
driving in our car in New Jersey listening to you

(01:01:17):
know this radio station and hearing you know, move along
with the first time, which I think is they're celebrating
twenty years of that song and being so inspired that
we went and changed the production of one of our
early hits, SOS, to sound more like that song, and
to then have them with us.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
On this tour.

Speaker 20 (01:01:33):
It's just like it's all full circle and means so much.
So I'm gonna be there watching their set and I'll
be there watching marsh mellows. And in addition to that,
for the fans coming and throughout the rest of a
tour having these surprises and big, you know, special guests.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
I think it's going to be a really fun thing.
So marshmellow, when you're like hanging out with them, do
you ever request you just put the head back on?
I did that. I was hanging out Helmet over there.
I was hanging up with him in the dressing room,
and I said, do you mind just put it? Can
you put the head back on? It's like it's like,

(01:02:07):
you know, going to Disney and Mickey's heads, you gotta
put your They take their head off and smoke a cigarette,
like you got to put that Magic Lost. The nicest
guy ever exactly, he really is. So he is beyond talented, Yes, Gandhi.

Speaker 10 (01:02:18):
Okay, of the three of you, who's the most annoying
to tour with? And which two are most likely to
get into a fight on the road.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Wow, there's a lot.

Speaker 15 (01:02:29):
Yeah, most annoying. If we all have annoying traits every
once in a while, Yeah, don't bother us. Yeah, equal
annoying traits like little but it's the little things. It's family, right,
Like somebody's gonna leave half drink bottle of water on
your in your dressing room.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
It's gonna should share this. We lay it all out
right here on the radio.

Speaker 20 (01:02:47):
Kevin, I think it's I think it's a dominance and
comes to our homes, drinks half a can of like Lacroix,
and just leaves it. You remember me does leave a
ring in his house many times. We were talking about
the other day. He doesn't do it at home, so
it's just at our homes. He comes to our house.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
It's a power move. Why is this, Kevin, I don't
know where their trash cancer?

Speaker 19 (01:03:11):
No, No, it's I think I'm just having a great
time and I'm in the moment when I'm at their houses, and.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
So you're such a great host. It's really lets you
get away with that one.

Speaker 15 (01:03:22):
And then the second to follow up, Gandhi the second question,
who's most likely to get into an argument? I think
if it's a it has to do with anything sporting related.
These two are very competitive, and I'm pointing at Kevin
and Nick. So it's on the golf course that could
be a dangerous thing. I stay out of it. I'm

(01:03:43):
there for the fun and.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
You can get a little heated. Nick and I definitely have.

Speaker 15 (01:03:47):
Like we've had TIFFs, like right before going on stage
and then like we like we're about to walk up
and like I'm sorry because we know like we can't
let that affect the show. But we've had shows where
we're like like.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
What what do you find? It's again an energy thing,
you know, like you're so amped up for the show,
you're like god, and just start yelling at each other
for stupid reasons. I think as we spent a lot
of time together, Okay, yeah.

Speaker 20 (01:04:09):
It's just yeah, it's you know, in addition to the
the shows, right, there's there's also hours of travel, there's
and and we're at this point we're all like adult
men who have our own families, and so sometimes you
just like I need a break from you and you
you love your people, but there's a little annoying things
we all do that after a build up of like

(01:04:31):
a few weeks or months on tour, you're kind of like,
oh my god, I can't be around you anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
But it's all love. It's just it breaks. It's like
us in here, Yeah, we can stand each other. I
mean we're in here. It's five days a week, four
hours a day. We can't leave the room NonStop.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Can I ask a pea bucket question?

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
No, I'm talking about how much I hate your own No,
I love you. That's hold on a pea bucket question.
Let's move on. Yeah, So you.

Speaker 6 (01:04:56):
Guys know, like a lot of artists will talk about
how they have to go to the bathroom while they're
on stage.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
There's like a pea bucket in the corner.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
You got this with.

Speaker 7 (01:05:04):
With the band.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
There's the trick that go ahead with the band.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
I think each of you could cover for the other
one while the other one was the bad exact.

Speaker 15 (01:05:10):
We know, well, we're pretty much show. One's kind of
like testing out where you when you pee. But like
the trick is cat litter that like cuts the smell
really clumping.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Yeah, you got it. Yeah, if you think about it's
just it's just a pea bucket. What I expected? What
about stage?

Speaker 19 (01:05:28):
I'll say it's great because you know they got soul
music as well, and Jonah's brothers, So we played everything.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
A poop bucket. I can just take my time. We
called that. That's called hot bagging. That's actually a bag.
You're right. Hello, Rachel there, Rachel, Right, Rachel, how are you?
What's going on? Rachel? Say hello to the Jonas brothers. Hi, Hi,
hre from Sunday that Westberry. I'm gonna for you Sunday.

(01:05:55):
You're going to the show? Talk about it.

Speaker 11 (01:05:58):
Yeah, I'm gonna be there.

Speaker 7 (01:05:59):
I'm going to be fourth row.

Speaker 11 (01:06:00):
I'm so excited, amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Well, we can't wait to have you at the show.
Some of the last day. Is there a song you hope?
Just here.

Speaker 8 (01:06:10):
I've been a fan for a long time.

Speaker 11 (01:06:12):
My first show was in two thousand and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Nine at Applelo Nice.

Speaker 8 (01:06:17):
You know, been a journey with you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Fourth rowe, fourth row, second row, third row, first row
people aren't they as excited as people who are upstairs?
No offense to you, Rachel.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
I think I've been both, so definitely she answered it
for you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
Wow, okay, person answer that answered. A lot of people
are in the front row, are spending a buttload of
money to be there, and sometimes they're a little that
could be a little dead. You can tell when that
when somebody got for your tickets and who spent their money?

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Is that annoying you though? To see something sit there
with a face on.

Speaker 15 (01:06:48):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I think it's fans are fans.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
We love them allmatic.

Speaker 15 (01:06:56):
But you know, you do everyone's while you could tell
like you're like I I feel like it's fun to
try to win that person over for some reason if
they're like half paying attention or call them out that
they're on the phone, I'll just hey you third row,
I see.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
You wake it up. What about what makes a bad crowd? Like,
what is it in a show that you're like, guys,
people suck, we got to do something. Is there a
bad crowd versus a great crowd? Is it a they've
been a drinking thing? I don't know.

Speaker 20 (01:07:20):
Well, I I will say that when when you can
tell it's like a weekend show or night when people
are getting after it right there's drinking involved or other things,
it tends to make the energy a little obviously kind
of more exciting and fun. And you know that's that's
not just on the shows that we play, but even
I was doing this probably show last five years for

(01:07:42):
a few months here in the city, and on the
banister on the way out would be all the empty
glasses each night, and anytime there was like a like
a graveyard of empty glasses. Like, oh, that makes sense.
The crowd was really good.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
There's some laugh laughing juice. So obvious makes sense. The
next question, are you a rat or a mouse?

Speaker 11 (01:08:02):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Yeah, we played this at lunch. Is this gonna get
us in trouble?

Speaker 12 (01:08:07):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
No, no, not at all, not at all. Are you?
Are you a rat? Our mouse? If we cannot define
you what a rat would be in this conversation or
you just have to answer, you have to think about
it in your mind. What a mouse is all about?
What a rat's all about?

Speaker 19 (01:08:19):
So ke daughter actually asked for a mouse the other day.
We were at pet Co and she saw one. She's like, Dad,
I really want a mouse. And we were like, she's
kind of gearing up for a guinea pig or a hamster.

Speaker 15 (01:08:28):
She's gearing up for a guess, so the mouse is
the gateway Rodent. I think she was saying, like about
that's a good band name. We definitely you're definitely a mouse.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
Did we get the Mountain mouse? Okay? So are you next? Games?
He likes to like, he likes puzzles. I like it,
I like I love I'm a rat for sure, I'm
a rat. You like traps.

Speaker 15 (01:08:55):
I love New York. Rat, you're a rat and find
me in parts of New York everywhere. I love pizza.
There's a lot of pictures of rats and pizza. Picture
make are you a mouse or a rat?

Speaker 20 (01:09:08):
I don't like either option, to be honest, you're ready
to have a choice, Okay, if we, if we? Okay,
a mouse explain this cute, cuddly, but they are connotations
like they're gonna they're your test, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
What is they're going to be eaten? Okay? A rat
is a little more aggressive. Rat is a little rat?

Speaker 7 (01:09:30):
Yeah what for rat?

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
No? No answer me?

Speaker 10 (01:09:34):
Like a mouse is the one that's gonna get thrown
in with the snake and probably just get eaten immediately,
but the rat might fight back a little bit and
probably survive.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
Mice aer cunting. Okay, I think it's we can hide.
We can hide. It's here to defend the mouse. And
then for all you mice out there, I'm here for you.

Speaker 10 (01:09:52):
Yeah, everybody that was a mouse got kind of offended
by being a mouse, which I think.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
You're going to be eaten.

Speaker 15 (01:09:59):
I just I to see like a mouse like finding
its way to the path of victory and the rats
just sit there like, I don't know these rats. These
rats in the city are getting way too big. Oh yeah,
it's absurd. We ahead of the games. I will share
those next time. Okay, I love these.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
This is fun. Okay, if you want one more, give
us one. Okay, out of the three of you, which
is the biggest bitch?

Speaker 19 (01:10:23):
Remember that fight you talked about. These are the conversations
we don't have. That's brothers like bitch or bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
You could it could be a positive thing. You could
merge those into both. Absolutely, I'm the biggest bitch in
this room, and I just I'm totally fine with it.
I'm fine giving ex giving Yeah, all right, think about it.
We'll come back to you, Okay, get back to me.
We'll tweet you, scream it out on state, tweat me.
It's me and I'll know what you're saying. All right,

(01:10:53):
I'm the bitch. So, I mean, I want to play
I want to play the song, but we can't because
it's it's not released yet. Yeah, I loved you better
if we had the whole thing, how great would that be? Okay, well,
you can play another one, not.

Speaker 15 (01:11:09):
To play into any I mean, we just also released
No Time to Talk That that was really fun. We
got to get to work with the Bechi's on this project.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
It's kind of crazy.

Speaker 15 (01:11:19):
We had a Nick Rose song many years ago, and
there's a fancy word called interpolating, which is we interpolated.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
Right, interpolating, I don't know, yeah, interpolate.

Speaker 15 (01:11:32):
It's a interpreting in percolating, it's a bucket that you
throw up in.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Essentially, we weren't going.

Speaker 15 (01:11:45):
To use it because we're like, we kind of sampled
essentially Begi song they would never would never clear.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
And then people think.

Speaker 20 (01:11:53):
Had come to a few shows with his family in Miami,
so we thought, oh, maybe there's a shot. So once
we finished it please since you started to interrupt you
very therapy, we sent it over.

Speaker 15 (01:12:06):
They were like, yeah, all good. So we have a
song that's like we're featuring the Beaches but yeah, this
is No Time to Talk and it's Begs.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
It's the Beg's. Everyone we love that. Uh, congratulations on
everything that to do right, thank you so much, and
congratulations on your birthday. It's over. It's over, and being
a bitch. I'll take that, guys. Best of luck, break guys.
Always good to see you. Good luck to all your

(01:12:39):
buckets backstage. You know you won't need them. Good luck,
don't need it. And of course it is no time
to talk. It's Jonas Brothers.

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Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Thank you God, I love you. I mean, I'm still
thinking Abercated APPA could be the summer song this year,
I'm looking for another one, can't find one.

Speaker 7 (01:14:01):
I like Sapphire.

Speaker 10 (01:14:03):
I know it hasn't taken off as much as it
probably should for the summer song, but that's the one
I like.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Well, I like the other one.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
I'll take any of them. I don't care. I have
a lump on my head.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
You do what happened?

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
I don't myself with the headphones. You know, when you
opened the headphones up and then it they.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
Sat back and I had to hit me in the
eye one time and give you almost a black eye.
This makes you a mouse are a mouse trap. Thank
you to the Jonah's brothers for coming in. It was
always it's always good to see them. And there they
I didn't want to bring it up. Guys, you're crazy.
You've signed on to do way too much. But they

(01:14:44):
but they do that. They're constantly working and uh, good
for them. Keeps you out of jail. I guess you
know what I'm saying. Uh, let's go around the room.
See what's on the minds of people in the room.
This is a room you all qualify.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Gandhi. I'll start with you. What's on your mind today?

Speaker 10 (01:15:00):
I implore people that are having a party with a
long table to please, just put a seating chart down.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
Okay, this happened yesterday.

Speaker 10 (01:15:07):
It's always so confusing when you're the first people there.

Speaker 7 (01:15:10):
Where do you sit? What do you do?

Speaker 10 (01:15:11):
And then you want to sit by certain people and
they haven't arrived yet, so then you save a seat
and then other people come to take the seat and
you feel weird about it.

Speaker 7 (01:15:17):
I just I need a seating chart in my life.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Well, yesually it was an interesting set of circumstances. But
it's Scotty. We invited his girlfriend. We're going to surprise him. Okay.
So I was sitting in the seat next to Scotty
where she was going to sit, but I needed someone
to reserve a seat for me down the table so
when she got there, i'd have a place to sit, right,
So we reserved that seat that people came in and
said in it yes something, Okay, we'll figure this out.

(01:15:40):
But it turned into like a big fight.

Speaker 7 (01:15:42):
And it was one of.

Speaker 10 (01:15:43):
Those because I'd put my purse on the seat to
save that seat.

Speaker 7 (01:15:46):
And someone picked it up and just kept being like,
who's purse is this? Oh, who's purse is this? And
then when I was like it's me and I'm in
a seat, they toss it back like here, take your purse.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
It's so much a mess. But see, I don't like
seating charts. That drives me crazy, doesn't it you?

Speaker 10 (01:15:59):
No, Because I I don't like the pressure of having
to pick where to sit a lot of times. Maybe
we should just do like a pull a name out
of a hat and then you go wherever you go,
you go how much?

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Just show it and sit down.

Speaker 7 (01:16:08):
That's what we tried and then became musical.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
But there was an interesting set of circumstances though, because
we had the surprise coming in.

Speaker 7 (01:16:14):
Something always happened.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
I needed two seats at the table you did to
pull out the surprise.

Speaker 6 (01:16:19):
If you have to pull a name out of the
bucket and you sit with that next to that person,
you know what's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
You're gonna pull it out and you're gonna make a
face like no.

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
We're going to ruin that right exactly. Froggy, what's up
with you today?

Speaker 8 (01:16:33):
You know?

Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
I had this like weird thought last night. So it
was Scotty's birthday and that we've got other birthdays coming up.
I've got a birthday big birthday later this year, that
when you have your birthday that's coming up. So like
Scotty just turned fifty, you've actually lived your fiftieth year.
When you turn fifty, you're starting your fifty first year. Yeah,
I was thinking, and I don't know why. For the longest,
I thought, well, when I get there, then i'll do

(01:16:56):
my fifty I'll have a big fiftieth year after. But
you're actually didn't start on your fifty first year. So
when you turn whatever year you're turning, you've you've done
that year. That year is in the books. So do
all you can before you get to that birthday. Scotti,
you or in your fifty first year? No, yes, sure,
yeah you are. Yeah, because if you think about it,
when you turn one, you've already lived a whole year.
So when you turned fifty, you've been here fifty years.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
Yeah, I'm gonna drop the conversation because I just realized
what year I'm in now. But thanks for pointing that out. Frog.
You're welcome. Hey producer, Sam, what's up with you today?

Speaker 16 (01:17:28):
Is it funny to put something in a friend's pocket
for them to find later, Like, in general, that's fine, right, as.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
Long as it's not a legal contraband.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Okay, what if it's shellfish?

Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
Still? Ya?

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
What I tried to stop them? I'm just letting you know.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
I tried you you put shellfish in someone's pocket?

Speaker 7 (01:17:46):
Oh, it is hypothetical. I would never do that alone.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
What did you do?

Speaker 7 (01:17:50):
Sam?

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
I'll kill you?

Speaker 16 (01:17:52):
What Gandhi and I might have put shellfish in someone's pocket.
It's not yours, Elvis, Yes, say to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
I did it.

Speaker 11 (01:17:57):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
Okay, so yesterday you took like a shrimp off the
table and put it in someone's pocket.

Speaker 7 (01:18:01):
It was a little lobster leg.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
The thing is we thought he signed it immediately.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
Lobster legs are not little, well, not the claw.

Speaker 6 (01:18:10):
Originally they took an oyster what is it called shell? Yeah,
and there's Sam wiping the oyster thing off, and then
she realized that that wasn't going to work. So then
they started taking different pieces of fish to figure out
which fish they.

Speaker 7 (01:18:22):
Were going to do.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
Okay, whose pocket did you put that in?

Speaker 7 (01:18:25):
If they haven't found it yet, I feel like we
shouldn't say. See, that's what I felt like we should say.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
I spend twenty four hours of shellfish somewhere?

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
Do they scary?

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
Did they smell today?

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
Okay, let's play a game. Okay, out of everyone on
the show, who was most likely would be the target
for a shellfish piece in their pocket? Right, Scary, in
my opinion, is number one. He would be the.

Speaker 7 (01:18:44):
Most likely he would be. But Scary didn't have a
bag for us to put it in. Indeed, otherwise it
would have.

Speaker 10 (01:18:49):
Been scary Nate, No, no, no, everyone looks so concerned.

Speaker 7 (01:18:53):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
Who who was it?

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
It's not in this room?

Speaker 15 (01:18:56):
Do I have to say?

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
Diamond?

Speaker 17 (01:18:58):
No, and.

Speaker 7 (01:19:03):
Please check your bag?

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Andrew a piece of a lobster in his bag.

Speaker 10 (01:19:07):
Yeah, I guess you guys are jerks.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
She says she does that to him because he is
her friend. That's that's her retaliation.

Speaker 7 (01:19:16):
Absolutely.

Speaker 10 (01:19:17):
Furthermore, I will never commit a crime with Sam ever again,
because there wasn't even a reason to sell us out.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Because that's the point, is Abigail. Here's a guest around
the room. Oh yeah, we love you, Hello, Abigail, So
go ahead. What's going on? Okay, we're here for a reason.
Do you know why you're here?

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
I just we need for you to be more aggressive.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
Okay, I want you to grow a set in Yeah,
and one day, one day I'll get there.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
Someone from another show came down and jumped in front
of you and line at our show on our turf
to get a picture with the Jonas brothers.

Speaker 7 (01:19:55):
Did that happen? It just happened.

Speaker 10 (01:19:57):
I looked at you and I was like, you're gonna
go first, right, and you were like yes, And then
that girl did.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
It, oh oh oh before I got my my video.

Speaker 17 (01:20:04):
Yes, please be aggress I know, I just you know.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
You're you're a very very You're very nice, you're very sweet,
but sometimes you got I know, I.

Speaker 17 (01:20:17):
Just I I I have no authority anywhere, so I'm like.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Here on your turf, this is your show.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
I know you're right.

Speaker 17 (01:20:26):
You're right. You sound like my therapist and my.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Mom my sister.

Speaker 10 (01:20:36):
On this note of Abby being a little timid, she
waited for probably. I mean, has it been a year
yet to ask Elvis why he's not following you on Instagram?

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
No, Avon, I discovered that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
Recently, so your sister Ava. So yesterday at the table,
you you approached me and said hey, in front of everyone.
You said, what did you say?

Speaker 17 (01:20:52):
Oh? I said, we we noticed that you were following
Ava on Instagram, my sister but not me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
I was like, is it something that I that I say?
Is it something that I did?

Speaker 7 (01:21:03):
Do you hate looking at pictures of me?

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
Like find affair?

Speaker 11 (01:21:12):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
Instagram to me is a it's a non thing. So
so I didn't know. I didn't know, So I immediately
sent I know you didn't know. I did the follow
back as fast as I could.

Speaker 7 (01:21:21):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 17 (01:21:22):
Actually I wasn't actually offended my sister never laughing about it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Okay, but everyone's the tables.

Speaker 6 (01:21:26):
It was like, she would like you to follow her
and unfollow Eva. Yeah, I can lock her.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
I do that.

Speaker 17 (01:21:32):
Hate comments?

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
See see at least with me, you grew a set, right,
you grew a pair whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
Maybe the last one she got the left.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
So come on, if anyone jumps in front of you
on line to get a photo on your turf, no,
knock them down.

Speaker 7 (01:21:48):
Never again.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
What should I say?

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Like?

Speaker 7 (01:21:50):
What do you the way? Your turn you?

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
We have a line here. I've got work to do,
so hold on, Daniel, what's up with you?

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
So I don't know?

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Does anybody in here follow Palette princess?

Speaker 6 (01:22:03):
Okay, this is a woman who gets unclaimed mail. She
buys unclaimed mail and she opens it up, and she
has hundreds and hundreds of packages, like a white package
of pink package, and then she'll come, okay today I'm
going to open it in this one. It's this shape,
it feels like this. I am obsessed with seeing what
is in these damn packages.

Speaker 7 (01:22:23):
I watched this thing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
I could sit there and just watch for hours.

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
What have you seen?

Speaker 6 (01:22:27):
She's gotten jewelry, she's gotten clothing, She's gotten stupid stuff
like toilet stuff for the for the bathroom, like dumb stuff.
Sometimes it's just something so dumb. But I am obsessed
with it, and I am so into her opening up
these randomness.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
It's a surprise. You don't know. It could be a surprise,
it could be something or nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Yes, so it's palette princess.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
How do we get these pallets it?

Speaker 6 (01:22:47):
I think you can buy them. You can buy unclaim mail.
There's places to do it. Some people buy suitcases that
are left at the at the airports, no one comes,
they sell them.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
And since we don't have a prices to give away,
these days are money. This is buy crap from the airport.
We should after we stipped through it first, Hey, straight andight,
what's up with you to.

Speaker 12 (01:23:08):
Okay, Froggy, I know knows all about this, gp ass, Yes,
I do you know that too, Yes, yes, I encountered
that yesterday leaving that fabulous lunch. There was not a
lot of room left, so I had to do some exporting.
But every step I took your discussion towards my toilet,
the urge got stronger.

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
So as I was sitting there doing my business, I
looked it up. It's actually a thing. It's called conditioning.

Speaker 12 (01:23:34):
Your sphincter has been conditioned to know that the closer
you get, the stronger the urge.

Speaker 17 (01:23:42):
Is.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Yes, so if you're driving home, you really got to go.
The closer you get to home, you really have to go.

Speaker 12 (01:23:46):
Really, they've actually done studies, much like Pavlov's dogs, they've
done studies with people, and the closer they get, the
stronger the urge because they're conditioned to go there.

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
It's interesting, But may I make a suggestion, do you
find a different way to tell the story? I told
that very effect well too effectively, I mean using the
term sphincter, and what's the word you use? I needed
to evacuate expert.

Speaker 7 (01:24:07):
That's a classic way to say it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
You say I need to go to the bathroom exported.
I was done importing. I had to explain. But when
you say sphincter, I get a visual and I'm not
into your sphincter. I mean, I'm sure many people have been,
but I'm not going to there to hold on to God,
my God. This room full of a bunch of wise guys.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
I think Diamond felt the same thing yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
It's GPS.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
Yes, she was very, very vocal about it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
The whole room is yeah, we forget. There's Mike's in
here and there's people listening. Anyway, I'm happier. Sphincter got yeah, done,
All right, Danielle, your report coming up, and it is Thursday.
It's Food News Thursday. Froggy, Yes you're up next, haha.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
Laugh, funny. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 12 (01:24:58):
Thank you, love you guys so much.

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
So asking for a friend. Just ahead of Food News.
Where is it most appropriate to clip your nails in
your bathroom? In your bathroom at your home? Yes, okay,
well okay, well of course I ate your home, but
where at your homeroom, bathroom.

Speaker 7 (01:25:23):
Bathroom will be best.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
I think, no living room, but because they fly and
in the bathroom too.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
Yeah, but you got to just get them up after
with a little vacuum.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
Wait, so where do you do it in the backyard?

Speaker 7 (01:25:39):
What are out a backyard? Fancy pants?

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
I go out? You've got parks?

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
You just in your house in the backyard.

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
Seriously, that wouldn't look weird at all. Gandhi in a
park clip look weird.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
I'm calling the cops. Scary. You can go out to
your balcony. Wait a second, you think be flying off
to the other floors. What floor are you on?

Speaker 18 (01:26:03):
I'm a high floor.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
Yeah, you know he has talents.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
Somebody in an eye on.

Speaker 7 (01:26:07):
The way down exactly that thing coming down to earth.

Speaker 4 (01:26:10):
Oh my god, put an the sidewalk.

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
It's like the astronauts come back. Each little toenail has
like a is a parachute room. I was made fun
of Nate because I just I feel like I know
his mom and the are very sweet people, so I
don't I don't know what happened along the way, but
he really has no home training. You do things and
say things. They're just rude sometimes. But he was actually

(01:26:39):
waiting for a subway on the subway. He was waiting
for a subway and telling them what you did for
the a train.

Speaker 12 (01:26:45):
I was like, you know, I got eight minutes a
clip or clip my fingernails, and I did that right
there on the subway platform, right in.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
Front of other people.

Speaker 12 (01:26:52):
Yeah, questioning they you see what's on the ground in
those subway stations.

Speaker 4 (01:26:58):
That was actually pleasant compared to but either watching it
happen is not good. Yeah, frog, Well you would anybody
else agree that ton clippings are worse than fingers?

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
What course the volume is?

Speaker 10 (01:27:10):
Well, I think that the actual nail is way grosser
coming from your finger than your toe.

Speaker 4 (01:27:15):
The mental wash your hands a lot. Yeah, you go
down and wash your toes.

Speaker 7 (01:27:19):
You touch everything all day though, Yeah I know.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
But also toenails are thicker, in fassy and sweaty. H Yeah,
we all agree they're all gross. Okay, But you know,
there's nothing better than having a good old backyard. Just
go back there, Go back there to the yard. It's
like they can fly and where they want, it doesn't matter.
They're now a part of my nature.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
That's when Nate does his other stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
Yeah, when I had a backyard. I trim my Yeah,
of course you did so. I looked it up online.
Where do people post off clip the fingernails? I asked
AI in the bathroom? Twenty three percent in the bedroom,
but thirteen percent in the living room, in the kick no,

(01:28:02):
eight percent outside. That's it. I never clipped them.

Speaker 7 (01:28:08):
Oh oh, you only file whatever?

Speaker 18 (01:28:10):
Okayable right side makes the most sense because they'll eventually
just become one with Earth exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
So I feel like I'm contributing to mother Earth here,
Mother Earth. Here's my toenail contribution. Anyway, just so I'm
not weird. If you have a backyard, go to the backyard.
That's all I'm saying. News Thursday, frogs here, all right, frog,
let it lose what's going on?

Speaker 11 (01:28:39):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:28:40):
The customers online are fuming over McDonald's sauce policy, and
with baby hot sauce here, I figured this would be
something good to run by her.

Speaker 7 (01:28:47):
Yea gun.

Speaker 4 (01:28:48):
Did you know that at McDonald's there is a sauce policy.
If you order a four piece chicken McNugget, you only
get one single dipping sauce.

Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
I did know that if you order a ten piece.

Speaker 4 (01:29:00):
You get two dipping sauces. If you order a twenty piece,
you only get three dipping sauce.

Speaker 7 (01:29:06):
How does that math work?

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
It does not doesn't doesn't math.

Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
If you want more sauce, the tangy, barbecue and sweet
and sour sauces are twenty two cents. All of the
rest of them are one extra cent. I don't know
why there's a difference, but there is. If you go
to McDonald's you and you order a six piece, you
only get in one dipping sauce.

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
You're gonna pay extra? Can you buy extras?

Speaker 7 (01:29:27):
You can pay for it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:28):
Yeah, they're twenty two and twenty three cents. I don't
know why there's a difference, but there are.

Speaker 10 (01:29:31):
And those employees guard that sauce with their life. If
you ask them at the window for an extra sauce,
they will roll their eyes at you and be like, ah.

Speaker 7 (01:29:38):
I'm not supposed to do this. It's twenty five cents
or whatever you just said. It's terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
Yeah, I agree, sauce.

Speaker 7 (01:29:44):
I'm just saying.

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
We all love Happy Hour.

Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
Will Sonic has rolled out a new Snacky Hour promotion
that feedures a lineup of fan favorite classic menu items
are just a dollar apiece every afternoon from two to
five pm. You can get a corn dog, a soft
pretzel twist, or two mozzarella sticks for just a from
two to five at participating Sonic restaurants for a limited
time only.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:30:06):
Smoothie King teased this week that tomatoes are fruit, so
technically couldn't they be smoothies? I guess Okay, well, guess
what the hinds Tomato Ketchup Smoothie has arrived at Smoothie King. Danielle,
It's not what you think. Just hear me out, Danielle.
It includes strawberries, raspberries, apple sauce, Asai sorbet, and some

(01:30:28):
hands signature ketchup. People magazine described it as sweet and
tangy and said it's better than you think. Available for
a limited time at a bunch of Smoothie King locations, however,
only in these six cities Atlanta, Chicago, Denver, Miami, Fort Lauderdale,
and New York City. Right, we're covered, Danielle. You gotta
try it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:47):
I'm going to pass.

Speaker 4 (01:30:48):
Thank you, Okay, Krispy Kreme and bringing back it's beloved
seasonal menu for fall starting next Monday, August eleventh. Lots
of schools going back one returning favorite this year. Last year,
the Pumpkinspy Original Blaze donut was only available for three days.
This year, they have stretched it out. It will be
available for one week, beginning the next Monday. So Monday

(01:31:09):
through Sunday next week, you can get your Pumpkin Spice
Blaze donut at Krispy Kreme. Also, Fall, mean you coming out.
Dairy Queen has announced the return of the pumpkin Pie
let me say this slowly, Pumpkin Pie Blizzard treat. It
will be back for a limited time only at Dairy
Queen beginning on August twenty ninth. So fall men, you're
starting to roll out all across our fast food location.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
You ready for the countdown? Yeah? What are we doing?

Speaker 10 (01:31:33):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:31:33):
This is the most popular desserts in the United States
of America.

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
Yes, perfect, let's go.

Speaker 4 (01:31:39):
It could be all kinds. At number five. Number five
is pie. You choose your pie, but it's pie. At
number five, choose your pie. Number four brownies okay, Number
three cupcakes okay. Number two is ice cream, and number

(01:32:01):
one chocolate chip cookies.

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
Oh I can see that.

Speaker 14 (01:32:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:32:11):
Oh what's yours?

Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
Ice cream?

Speaker 12 (01:32:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:32:12):
Hell yeah cream.

Speaker 4 (01:32:14):
I was surprised that ice cream wasn't number one that
it was talking to cookies. But they're both a good
one two combination. I'll take both together.

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
Please. That buttercake yesterday, my god almost took it home
and had my way with it. And there you go.
There's your food. Now do app.

Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
I want to read his nuts one because she gave
us two straws out of five. How's your corn beef?
If we all go take another biite? Okay? Well? What
is his review of our podcast? Abe seventy seven?

Speaker 18 (01:32:46):
Yeah, Abe says stop eating during the podcast dummies.

Speaker 9 (01:32:52):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeart Radio app,
Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts, hell mister,
And in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
Elvis Dran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
Do you any friends who are going through maybe a
divorce or separation or whatever, and you're like really good
friends with one of them and not the other, So
I have a friend who's best friend is married to
this really, really bad person his wife. He wants to
divorce from it. I mean she throws lamps. I mean

(01:33:41):
she'll throw She'll throw appliances across the room, never really
meaning to hit him, but they do, you know, crash
and they break. He'll be on a meeting, a zoom call,
whatever at work and she'll unplug the WiFi in the
middle of it. It's things like things like that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
Not cool.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Do you have anyone in your life who's dating someone
like that? But they don't give up. They're like, no,
it's gonna get better. And you're like, you gotta get
out of this thing. She's just a mess. But nah,
she's fine. She's a little fiery at times. Yeah, what
do you say to them, I mean, there's only so
much you can do, right.

Speaker 10 (01:34:20):
You can't do anything because if they want to stick
that out, they're gonna stick it out, and you're just
gonna be the enemy in that situation.

Speaker 7 (01:34:26):
Now, when it gets to the point of physical violence.

Speaker 10 (01:34:29):
You say something throwing a lamp, Yeah, that's crazy, but
not directly at him.

Speaker 7 (01:34:33):
That doesn't matter. You could throw a lamp and a
piece could cut you in the.

Speaker 1 (01:34:35):
Face, you know, like you never know, you know what
happens though.

Speaker 6 (01:34:38):
You say something to them and they go to tell
the other half, and then the other half hate you
and they wind up staying with them, and then it's
an uncomfortable situation.

Speaker 7 (01:34:48):
And the lamp comes flying at you. Yeah what would
you do?

Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
Oh no, Yeah, there's only so much you can do.
I give up. Okay. As matter of fact, I well, this
is not he isn't my friend. He's a French friend.
But if it's my friend, I would I would think,
and I've been. I'm in this situation with other other
situations for all. You get a cut bait. You're like,
I can't do it deal with this anymore. You're out
of your mind. You're allowing someone to throw lamps at
you and unplug your wifie and you're fine with it. Oh,

(01:35:15):
there's just fiery.

Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
No, okay, they're really good in bed.

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
Probably, well, the weirdos are the ones, the weird the
ones who have weird eyes. They're always they're always better
in sod. It's you're the weirdo? Are you? I'm calling
Brandon today?

Speaker 7 (01:35:38):
Yeah, he knows?

Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
Does he know? You A look crazy? What's scary.

Speaker 18 (01:35:42):
You could see the toxicity though, and you see the
red flags and you want to get involved. And I
got involved once and I lost both those people as
my friends because they stayed together and I did become
the enemy, as you guys were just saying. So it's
that's textbook. So stay away.

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
Well, I'm not saying to stay out of the problem.
I'm going to stay away from them. Just write them off.
If you, as my friend, are not smart enough to
get out of a relationship with someone who throws lamps
and dishes at the wall when they're mad and they
emplug your WiFi in the middle of a meeting, then
I cannot be your friend. Pizza, I got to give
up you through pizza, the whole pie you did.

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
Yeah, I was an ex boyfriend years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
Did you throw it at him or beside him?

Speaker 6 (01:36:22):
I meant to hit him, but it didn't hit him
bad aim. Yeah, it's hard to out throw a whole
box of pizza doesn't really go where you want it to.

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
I guess my point is this, And so you got
to realize when it's time to cut bait with people. Yeah, yeah,
otherwise it's too much. I mean, the problem is actually
with them in their relationship, not me. But I just
don't like, I don't think I want to be friends
with someone who is whose integrity is that missing?

Speaker 7 (01:36:46):
Bring some bad vibes your wife?

Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:36:48):
On the flip side, have you ever thrown anything.

Speaker 2 (01:36:51):
At a person or wall? No, but I've I've ripped
pages out of a book.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
For what reason.

Speaker 2 (01:36:59):
I was so mad. Was in an argument, and I
was so mad I opened a book on the confetable
and just ripped a page out of it. Your book?

Speaker 13 (01:37:07):
Is it my book?

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
Yeah? Of course? Okay, okay, it was not the Bible.
Well that's good, but it was a book, and I
mean it was rage. It was definitely rage. I definitely
had that rage in there. But you know, I did
not direct it toward anyone, but I did, but not
in a hurtful way where they could be hit by
a flying page from a book. I mean, what are
you gonna do? Yeah, a paper cut it. I didn't
throw it. Okay, good, No, it was kind of interesting.

(01:37:29):
I went back and saw that book later on, like,
there's there's pages missing from this book. Oh that's right.

Speaker 7 (01:37:34):
Who would do such a damn it?

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
What's the rageous thing? You've done rageous? Have ever done
a regie thing?

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
I told you pizza?

Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
Okay, that was a long time ago.

Speaker 7 (01:37:43):
I don't really.

Speaker 10 (01:37:44):
I know you guys will not believe this. I'm not
a rager. Believe Yeah, I don't rage at all. I
will just exit the situation, which I think probably causes
more rage in another person because I'm like, oh, no,
you're not gonna talk to me like that.

Speaker 7 (01:37:56):
Bye, and I leave.

Speaker 5 (01:37:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:37:58):
I would have to rip pages out of another book.

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
Wait, wait, there was that time I threw those markers.

Speaker 2 (01:38:02):
That's scary you did you raged?

Speaker 3 (01:38:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
Because he licked my neck.

Speaker 7 (01:38:07):
I matter, It doesn't matter when it was.

Speaker 2 (01:38:10):
You don't rage, You never rage? Oh my god. Yes.

Speaker 12 (01:38:14):
So I was on a medication at one point that
one of the side effects was uncontrollable rage.

Speaker 7 (01:38:19):
Yes, I remember that.

Speaker 12 (01:38:20):
You remember that, Yes, And you would go from I
would go from a zero to an eleven at the
drop of a pen.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
I'm not even kidding. And you can't control So you
never ripped pages out of a book, you never took
a chair.

Speaker 12 (01:38:32):
Things a couple of times based on the fact that
I was on that that medication. But no, I'm a
pretty chill kind of guy. Okay, I'm pretty chill.

Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
I mean, we've all seen you at the end of
your rope rightly, so am I not correct?

Speaker 7 (01:38:48):
I saw you throw a book on the floor once.

Speaker 2 (01:38:49):
When was that you spiked?

Speaker 7 (01:38:51):
You took a book from your desk, a yah, and
you threw it to the ground.

Speaker 2 (01:38:54):
I don't remember that. You don't remember raging. I remember
throwing my headphones a couple of times.

Speaker 12 (01:38:58):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:38:58):
He has tone problems, like his tone gets nasty when
he's mad at somebody. He will change his tone and
then later on he'll go, I'm sorry I talked like that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
But tone changing is one thing, but the physical, like
throwing something physically and not towards something. I'm not talking
about hurting someone. I'm talking about throwing something against.

Speaker 12 (01:39:15):
The wall if it makes you feel better, Right, if
you throw something, well, yeah, how many pair of headphones
have you gone through?

Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
Three? Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:39:23):
Have you ever thrown anything like by yourself in a
room just because you just got to get it out?

Speaker 2 (01:39:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
Yeah, I mean that's better than throwing it at someone.

Speaker 7 (01:39:29):
I'm too little to rage.

Speaker 10 (01:39:31):
I just feel like people would laugh at it, and
I can't risk that because then I'd be really rache.

Speaker 2 (01:39:35):
We got to push you into your rage. Okay, I
want to see that festival. Let's get into sound with Garrett. Garrett,
you want to throw a chair? No, not today, No,
in relatively good mood today. All right?

Speaker 22 (01:39:46):
What's going on? All right, let's start. You've been talking
about going to festivals. Another festival we missed was edge
Heeran in Ireland. And listen to the crowd and him
singing Castle on the Hill.

Speaker 2 (01:40:04):
You're loving the show, all right.

Speaker 22 (01:40:08):
So Pet Insurance Company is doing a contest to win
some money where they're asking pet owners the strangest ways
your pets have injured themselves.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
He swallowed the spatcher, the whole spatcha.

Speaker 3 (01:40:20):
He went right for that chicken bone. He had swallowed
the battery.

Speaker 11 (01:40:24):
My dog has a groundhog bite.

Speaker 15 (01:40:26):
She swallowed the turkey bow.

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
He was chowing down on more cicadas.

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
I go downstairs. Seen eyeball, you were in a bullfight.

Speaker 20 (01:40:33):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:40:34):
Did they actually eat my AirPods? Her entire face was green,
blue and yellow. They do that?

Speaker 22 (01:40:40):
My dog ate a pizza box once they do that? Yeah,
all right, so let's play a little game. We all
know one hit wonders very well. But I'm going to
play you a one hit Wonder group's second song to
see if you can guess who the one hit Wonder
is it?

Speaker 2 (01:41:00):
Yours? Isn't it?

Speaker 11 (01:41:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:41:02):
That is afwa's second single, Doctor I could have been
a hit somewhere. It just wasn't here, not here at all?
All right, doctor Jones? All right.

Speaker 22 (01:41:12):
And then finally Suffolk County out in Long Island, they
were talking about the fireworks they're going to do this
year to celebrate the two hundred and fiftieth Birthday of
America on fourth of July. And listen to the way
the county executive described those fireworks.

Speaker 2 (01:41:25):
It's gonna be a gang bang like you I've never seen.
We've shot lockage. We're going to enjoy it the pendage.
Thank you. I love that you enjoy everything on stage
was like, there's no better way to enjoy independence than
a gang bang along. He sounds like a city official
from I'm gonna have a gang bang, gang bang. It's

(01:41:48):
gonna be great and you're a good American gang Thank you.
I need some puddle of mud. This is such a
great song. Good you take it all the way. You
know what I'm saying. They do it much better than
me anyway. A great song. What a great song. Wow. Tonight,

(01:42:21):
Hutton Yards. If you're in New York City, join us
for ZE one hundred Summer Vash presented by Wells Fargo.
First music hits. The stays at seven or six.

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
I think it's like six something.

Speaker 2 (01:42:34):
Yeah, there are no doors to open. There's no doors.
It's a totally free New York City concert. We'll see
you then. Three things we need to know from Gandhi?
What's going on?

Speaker 7 (01:42:43):
All right?

Speaker 10 (01:42:43):
More Americans than expected found themselves filing first time claims
for unemployment benefits last week. The Labor Department says it
received two and twenty six thousand initial requests in the
week ending August second. That's an increase of seven thousand
from the previous weeks. Revised today, a new study says
California's January wildfires might have been linked to hundreds of deaths.

(01:43:04):
Those massive fires we know killed a confirmed thirty one
people in Los Angeles County, But on Wednesday, a research
letter said La County actually experienced four hundred and forty
four more death than typically expected in January, likely reflecting
increased exposure to poor air quality or delays in health
services that were caused by those fires. And finally we

(01:43:25):
did mention it earlier, But a woman will make Major
League Baseball history this weekend as the first ever to
be an umpire in a regular season game. Jen Powell
will umpire in three of the four games between the
Miami Marlins and the Braves in Atlanta. She'll be behind
home plate for the series finale Sunday. And those are
your three things.

Speaker 9 (01:43:43):
Yes, Elvis Duran, here he is, and the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:43:49):
All right, shows done. Let's get out of here till
next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody.