FULL SHOW: The Day We Considered Starting OnlyFans

We spiral into wild OnlyFans ideas (banana content included), debate the right way to eat everything, and hear why Home Depot might be the hottest dating spot. Plus, a chaotic flower shop Phone Tap, a butt-dial gone VERY wrong, and a real talk on confidence, self-worth, and scams you need to watch out for.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, you guys ready for it?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
I love the Morning Show. Listen to every morning when
I'm driving to work.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
They're getting larger.

Speaker 4 (00:08):
I just like all of them. They're all really funny.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
I hear you just finished an extreme workout? Is this true?

Speaker 5 (00:19):
Oh yeah, I got up this morning.

Speaker 6 (00:21):
Uh my waf's apprised me with something in bed and
it wasn't Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Elvis, Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
So if we wanted to make some extra cash, and
we uh started our only fans accounts, what would you
pay to watch straight Nate's Heather says she wants him
to eat a banana on only fans every day and
maybe make five hundred dollars a month. That's a lot
of money. It is suggestions coming in Danielle show boobs. No,

(00:50):
you don't want to do that. You know you don't
want to do sexual come on. So one said they
would pay on only fans to watch Danielle go to Disney,
so you have to go to Disney every day. A
lot of people, I mean a huge number of people
said they would pay an OnlyFans monthly fee to watch
Froggy and Lisa fight with each other. That's getting Uh

(01:15):
here's someone says her husband is addicted to Gandhi and
in love with her. They want to watch you paint
every day. You could do paint classes on OnlyFans make
some money. Call let's go to Sean Lane twenty four
has some suggestions for only fans so we can make
some extra cash. Hello Sean, how you doing Ahi? Good morning? Well,
good morning? So do you follow no personal question? Do

(01:38):
you follow any fun accounts on OnlyFans currently?

Speaker 5 (01:43):
To be honest, no, I don't. But my boyfriend and
I always get a kick out of when we find
people that we know who have accounts, So this is
like an really with us.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh my god. Now do you tell them that you
know they have accounts? Or do you keep it a secret?

Speaker 7 (01:59):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (02:00):
No, we usually keep it a secret and we kind
of laugh about it to each other.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Well, do you pay the money to watch your friends
do their thing on only Fans? I?

Speaker 4 (02:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
You know, I think maybe I would. No, Seriously, let
me ask everyone, if you found out a friend of
yours was getting funky on only Friends, wouldn't you pay
money just for a month and then cancel just to
watch and see what they're doing?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Absolutely, Sean friends. Do you think they're well, I know,
but you wouldn't tell them you'd have to join under
like you know, I don't know if they look at
names and things. I mean, I'm asking so many questions, Sean.
I know you didn't call up to admit to all this,
but I'm so your friends that do have Only Fans accounts?
Do they do? What do you think they do? Well?
Are they hot enough to bring in a lot of money?

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Some of them I can see doing really well and
others are the ones that we kind of laugh about him.
We're like, maybe you should think about other options.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
All right, So do you have some suggestions for us, Sean?
And then they have they cannot be of a sexual
nature because I don't think we're gonna do that. But
what what are your suggestions for us to make somebody
on OnlyFans.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Well, my boyfriend and I are driving to work and
we listen to you guys every day, so we were
rolling with this topic and we were thinking of what
we could for almost everybody on the show. So we
actually did say Disney for Danielle and Frog, Froggy and
Lisa one of their fight.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, and see, do you have to they have to
offer up a new fight every day, and but they
they seal, oh yeah, but that's that's no issue. Okay,
you've got some good a new topic, yeah, a new
thing to fight about. Then they have something new to
fight about every day. Okay, Sean, you're on a roll.
These are great. What else do you have you?

Speaker 5 (03:59):
Uh? We have We want to see home cooked meals
from producers, say im.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Every day she does that.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
And the last one that we could come up with
was straight Mates murders.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, I would like to see that straight Naked have
a new murder every day. I think that would that
would bring in a lot of money. All right, these
are great ideas. Thank you so much. Oh my gosh.
By the way, since this is all happening on my show,
if you guys do an OnlyFans page and we promote it,
you have to give me a cut, so I'm.

Speaker 7 (04:32):
All right.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Sounds good?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
All right, Sean, thank you have a great day. Okay,
thanks you guys, do thank you. There was someone else
in there. Would we lose a call?

Speaker 8 (04:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
We lost? Actually what Darren on twenty two line twenty two?
Hi Darren, Hey, how you doing doing? Okay? Darren? What
is your suggestion for one of our family members to
make money with on only fans.

Speaker 9 (05:00):
So we think it would be funny if Scotty ate
cereal naked, just playing around, naked around.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
All right, naked cereal.

Speaker 10 (05:12):
He would definitely make he would make it tone, he
would make it done.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
He would weigh a ton, absolutely love it. Okay, we're in, Scotty, Okay,
I'm gonna make it cut off. That would you do it?
Scotty thumbs up, thumbs up, Yeah, he got it a darantek.
You you know some suggestions. People want to watch me
play with my dogs chicken palm okay, and uh there

(05:36):
you go. All right, I'll do that. I'll play with
my dogs every day for five hundred dollars a month. Yeah,
I'm in. I'm in. So okay, So are any of
these ideas? Are any of you going to try it?
We should at least try one of these? Or could
we have a morning show only fans account where we
each do something different every day?

Speaker 11 (05:57):
I know, I feel like the money might it split
up unevenly. So this is a greed thing.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
I thought it was.

Speaker 11 (06:06):
Find I might go the extra mile, Like let's say
I eat a banana and one day, I take my
shirt off, right, so what if more people are watching
for me then for scary to say squirrel? I mean
it's only fair, right, I got an idea.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Not if I promote it, no the money maker. No, No,
If I promote it on this show, then I think
we should have a pooled show. But if you're going
to do it on your own, rogue away, baby, but
don't say one word on this show. Don't pull it
scary and be like a product whore for the show.

Speaker 10 (06:40):
If we why don't we just take what we already do,
the fifteen minute morning show and put it behind a paywall,
call it an only fans account, and just charge every
day for doing that podcast.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
People would pay for them. No, I mean slimy. It
is slimy, scary, and leave it to you to be
the one to come up with that idea.

Speaker 12 (06:58):
I'm just trying to make a book scary.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
No, no, no, I got it. I see what you're saying.
Because people do like the fifteen minute morning show podcast,
but that that technically belongs to iHeart, and they're gonna
want to make all that money, you know how they are?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Let them be slippy, Oh, Scotty, Scottie's.

Speaker 12 (07:17):
Oh he already committed.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Oh, Scotty's nude and they're eating cereal his Only Sons account.

Speaker 13 (07:26):
He's giving people a sample to get them hooked and
then they're gonna come back.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
I know he's totally naked in there eating cereal. What's
the eating? Which cereal is eating while nude? Do I know?
Hold up, he's got to hold up the box. In
the box is frosted corn flake Cereal corn flakes, happy belly, Yeah,
floppy belly. I do think the idea of watching uh

(07:57):
Nate murder someone daily is probably reaching a little far.

Speaker 12 (08:02):
That'd be a problem.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, you can't kill a person every.

Speaker 13 (08:05):
Day, or teach us how you get away with it,
like one secret every Okay, I'll do that.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, problem okay. Anyway, that was intriguing what Sean was
saying about he and his boyfriend. They have friends who
are only fans. They have their own only Fans accounts,
and they don't know they don't know that they know
that they're doing it. Yeah, that's interesting. I know, I've
got to have some friends on there. I'm dying to know. Yeah,

(08:32):
for sure, who we know that's on there? You know
what Nate.

Speaker 11 (08:36):
I've heard rumor there's some employees at I Heeartmedia that
have only fans pages.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
I can't don't just say that, No, I don't say that.
Tell us, yes, give us a clue. We can't say it.
We can't.

Speaker 10 (08:48):
I'll say off the air, but we can't say nobody
works on this floor.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
John Ivy, Oh God, knew it. I knew John Ivy
was only fans. Yeah. Anyway, Yeah, this is a good idea.
On the text, you guys can do the only Fans
morning Show account and just donate the money to something

(09:14):
different every month. I think it's a great idea. I
wouldn't want to carry it out for that long though,
I would only do it for like a month. But
you get a month worth of fees, right you have
to join for a month or can you do it
weekly or what?

Speaker 14 (09:23):
Not?

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Sure?

Speaker 11 (09:24):
I think when you update it is, you know, basically
your call. But it's a monthly subscription, right, so people
have to pay for the month and whatever you do.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
I know, but what if we don't have that means
if people buy our show for the month, we have
to give them something for a month. They can't pay
for a month, and we just do three things. You know, Yeah, Gandhi,
what do you think?

Speaker 13 (09:45):
So Cardi B's OnlyFans page, she says, is nothing sexual.
She's just going to be addressing rumors and telling secrets.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
We could do that. We could just address rumors and.

Speaker 13 (09:54):
Tell secrets, or like clap back at tweeters or do whatever.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
We could do that.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Go clap back at tweeters. That would be nice. I oh, well, okay, look,
we've got work to do. It could be the start
of a good idea. Maybe not. I don't know. We'll
figure it out, so coming soon. Maybe the Elvis Duran
Morning Show only fans page, get ready, you know?

Speaker 4 (10:20):
So guys, justin Bieber here, missus Mrai Carrey. My name
is Alex Horren. Elvis Durant in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Show, Elvis Duran, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Okay, So, our friend Jamie she works down at light FM,
down the hall. She is always out there in the
wacky dating world, and she keeps us up to date
on it, and it's the stories are fascinating. If you're
out there dating, you know, you could probably write a
book about all the weirdos, all the strange things that
you come across while trying to meet someone.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
I mean, I come across it anyway, and I'm not
even trying to date people.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
So Gandhi and Jamie write into work every day. They
carpool together, so you know her pretty well.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yes, all right, very well.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
So her new tactic is this, I.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Actually find this genius.

Speaker 13 (11:11):
So apparently at home Depot you can take classes on
all kinds of different things.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Basically, if home Depot sells it, they're going to teach
you how to use it.

Speaker 13 (11:18):
So she is convinced that if we take classes at
home Depot, she's going to meet men and handymen who
can fix things and build things, and that's a great
place to start. And I don't know that I disagree
with her.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Well, Gandhi, I'll tell you no one gets more turned
on by a handyman than our own Danielle.

Speaker 12 (11:33):
She'll tell you, Oh, I love it if.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
They have their utility built on and all their hammers
hanging off of them.

Speaker 15 (11:39):
Yeah, Sheldon is fixing something in the house. I'm like, oh,
fix that again. Let me break it for you.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
It's kind of creepy. I'll tell you what was packed.

Speaker 16 (11:48):
I took a class for how to do tile, cut tile, grout, tile,
lay tile, whatever you want to do. It was packed
with single guys who had just bought houses and were
trying to cut corners and do it themselves.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Oh they have houses. We're off to a great start here, right.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
How about a deck staining class if you can stay,
if you can stay in a deck. They also have
one for kids, like how to build a bird house.
So if you're a single parent, maybe other single parents
have their kids at the bird house class at home depots.
I'm going to horny just thinking about it.

Speaker 12 (12:23):
What I have an idea?

Speaker 15 (12:24):
What if you need something done in your house, like
something fixed, go to that class and hang around, and
when you know, a guy comes out that's just learned it, say, hey,
you want to come and try it out at my
house and.

Speaker 12 (12:36):
See if you learned it?

Speaker 15 (12:38):
You know in this glass.

Speaker 12 (12:39):
Yeah, I think it's a good idea.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Hi, I need something fixed at my house, if you
know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
This is like the beginning of a lot of horns.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
I know the spreading class exactly right. So we all
agree that this could be a great idea for Jamie
or anyone looking for it. Just a different a different
group of people to uh.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Mingle with ing with me.

Speaker 13 (13:00):
I think it sounds awesome and it would be if
this works out right, Like, say you take the class
on how to create a backsplash in your kitchen and
then there's a cute guy in the class. You can
easily be like, hello, cute guy, come help me with
my backsplash, like Danielle said, except instead of having him
do it by himself for free.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
And a lot of text are coming in. Uh, hey,
can I meet lesbian's at the home depot? Absolutely sure?

Speaker 3 (13:21):
The home depots for everyone, you know.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
What, And nothing's better than meeting and mingling over learning
how to make a new backsplash.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Well, I think you're gonna be with like minded people.

Speaker 13 (13:30):
And like you said, if they're trying to fix something
in their house, then you're already up to a good
start something.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
If you keep in mind though, if you're meeting a
guy who is taking a handyman class, then he's learning.
He's learning how to be a better handyman. He probably
doesn't know like everything, he's not the perfect handyman.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Right, that's okay.

Speaker 12 (13:47):
He can make some mistake, so.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
You learned together. Yes, Hello, Phil, how are you good?

Speaker 17 (13:52):
How's it going doing well?

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Phil? By the way, ladies, calm down, Phil just built
a house.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
What up, Phil?

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Hey, what's up with that? So have you found that
people are attracted to you because you have this talent,
that the ability to build things?

Speaker 6 (14:09):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (14:09):
Absolutely absolutely, And I'll have to tell you at some
point it does get annoying because then everybody is calling
you and everybody needs a quick fix. Everyone needs a floor,
everyone needs Oh it doesn't work, but yeah, but it
gives you more options because then you can pick the
best option.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Right right. I know, but I'm but as far look,
it's one thing when they called and ask you to
come put a floor in, Phil. It's another thing they
called and say, hey, why you're here doing a floor?
Can we have sex?

Speaker 14 (14:40):
You know.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
On the new floor?

Speaker 17 (14:43):
That's just the topping on the cake.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah, I know. So I mean if you let's because
you know, we've known for years. If you were if
you're a man or woman in uniform, if you're serving
as a police officer or in the fire department or
an EMT, there's something about that uniform that turns people on.
And I would think the same as a guy who's
walking around and stuff there's something kind of you knowing
hammer stuff all right? All right, well, yeah see I'm

(15:08):
a radio guy. No one throws themselves at radio guys.

Speaker 14 (15:11):
Right.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Oh wait, you played the same Ariana Grande song every
ten minutes. Let me have sex with you. That happens,
all right, Phil, You keep building stuff and we'll keep
living in it. I guess. Thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 17 (15:27):
Take it easy, you.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Too, Take care. Hello Taylor.

Speaker 18 (15:32):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
So you met your boyfriend at home depot. How did
that happen? Tell us the story.

Speaker 18 (15:37):
Well, so I started looking through like pictures like table
lands and stuff from my bedroom and he just came
over to me and was like, can I help you today?

Speaker 19 (15:47):
And I was like yeah.

Speaker 18 (15:48):
So he started showing me different colors and I told
him my price range, and then like twenty minutes later
he had my.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Flav Oh yeah, look at that.

Speaker 15 (15:59):
It was great.

Speaker 18 (16:00):
Like I was kind of attracted to the whole like
I work at home depot thing, because he's a manly
man like through and through, and I just it's been great.
We've been now dating for two months, I know.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
But you know it's that customer service thing, if you
know what I'm saying. You walked in and you have
a need and he has an answer. You know what
I'm saying. There's a lot of psychological stuff going on. Play. Hey, look, Taylor,
thanks for listening to us. I love that you met
your boyfriend at home depot. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone
tap USU.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Let me take your ideas at Elvisduran dot com and
your victims to phone tap on today's phone tap Danielle
and Froggy rather than using one of those ideas, just
decided to crank call someone.

Speaker 12 (16:44):
Yeah, we decided to call florist.

Speaker 15 (16:46):
And what you're going to hear is I've already called
the place and I ordered some flowers for my dead grandfather.
So the second call that you're going to hear is
where it picks up from. And that's Froggy calling back
the florist. He's my husband after I made the initial order.
So you'll see what happens.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Today's phone dead. Let's listen, hell me help you? Yeah?
Is this who's speaking.

Speaker 20 (17:11):
This?

Speaker 18 (17:12):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Lauren? It's John.

Speaker 16 (17:13):
I believe my wife called here a few minutes to
go to order some flowers for her grandfather.

Speaker 21 (17:17):
Oh, yes, and so yes.

Speaker 16 (17:19):
I just have a quick question. How much did she
spend on those?

Speaker 22 (17:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (17:22):
I'm very sure.

Speaker 14 (17:23):
I can't actually get that information out over the phone
unless you're a person of.

Speaker 18 (17:26):
Fast to order.

Speaker 16 (17:27):
Yeah, okay, whatever, that's great. I'm going to end up
paying for them anyway. She's my wife. I just won't
know how much she spent. She's got a tendency to
overspend sometimes, sire.

Speaker 14 (17:35):
I honestly can't tell you or I might lose my job,
and I kind of don't want to do that.

Speaker 12 (17:39):
Who are you talking to?

Speaker 16 (17:40):
I'm talking to the floorst I'm trying to find out
much money you spent. I asked you, and you wouldn't
answer me.

Speaker 15 (17:44):
What the are you calling them for? I told you
it's none of your business. It's a nice arrangement I'm sending.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Right, yes, ma'am, Yes, all that matters.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
I don't care how nice it is. I want to
know how much it costs.

Speaker 12 (17:56):
It's not a lot of money, right, it's not. It's
a bargain. You gave me a bargain, right.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
I did.

Speaker 8 (18:00):
I did?

Speaker 12 (18:01):
And is there anything else I can do?

Speaker 18 (18:02):
You want me to add to the order?

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Take off?

Speaker 14 (18:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Tell what you can do, Tell me how much it costs?

Speaker 12 (18:06):
Going to tell you is none of your business? Is
my grandfather?

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Okay?

Speaker 23 (18:11):
I cannot be spoken to this way.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
I'm okay. You know what here here, here's a great idea.
Cancel the order.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Okay, I will cancel your order.

Speaker 12 (18:20):
No, you're not canceling the order.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
It's my way cancel or no.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Is there a way that you guys can kind of
figure out what you want and then.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Let me know.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
No, I just tell me how much it costs. That's
all I want to know.

Speaker 12 (18:31):
Well, okay, it's three hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
We're not spending three hundred dollars on flowers to your
dead grandpa?

Speaker 20 (18:36):
Why not?

Speaker 15 (18:37):
It's grandpa and he died and he's never you're never
going to see him again, Okay.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Number one exactly, he's never going to see them. In
the begin with number two, when he was here, we
didn't see him.

Speaker 14 (18:43):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (18:43):
Can someone just tell me, am I canceling?

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Or am I not canceling? Cancel three hundred dollars, don't
cancel the order? Okay, if you.

Speaker 22 (18:50):
Want to figure this out, and feel free to call
me in a little bit and let me know.

Speaker 15 (18:53):
No, there's nothing to figure out. Want them shut up
and hang up the phone and let me go.

Speaker 18 (18:58):
I honestly, I kind of either need this at the
flowers or not the flowers.

Speaker 16 (19:01):
We're not paying for it, Yes we are, No we're not,
Yes we are. These flowers are going to suffer the
same fate he did. They're gonna die in three days. Okay,
Oh my gosh. Can you do you believe he's talking
about my grandfather like this?

Speaker 1 (19:12):
You didn't see him when he was here.

Speaker 13 (19:13):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Am I making flowers or am I not? Because I
have a couple of the customer care.

Speaker 16 (19:18):
You know, you get up every day and you go
to work, and you work and everything. My wife doesn't.
She sits on the couch and doesn't do all day. Okay, nothing,
I'm talking right now.

Speaker 12 (19:26):
Bothering them.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
They please, I'm sorry.

Speaker 14 (19:30):
I actually do have another call on the other line.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
I'm surprised you got your fat ass off the couch. Guys,
I need to put you one hold.

Speaker 6 (19:36):
I'm gonna put on you on the phone with someone else.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Okay, okay, good, Maybe somebody who didn't listen would be nice. Okay,
sure that is uncalled. Hi Michael, it's John, it's not.

Speaker 6 (19:46):
One person talking at the time. Okay, who am I
talking to?

Speaker 12 (19:49):
John?

Speaker 6 (19:49):
No, Look, listen, listen. I'm going to cancel the entire
order if I if I don't speak to just one person.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
At the time, Listen, Listen to me.

Speaker 15 (19:57):
I am the one place in the order for the
three hundred dollars. Don't listen to my husband. He doesn't
know what he's talking.

Speaker 16 (20:02):
My wife called and made a ridiculous order of three
hundred dollars for her dead grandfather to number one. She
didn't see when he when he was allowed to begin with.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
Okay, all right, look, no guy, I don't have time
to deal with your marriage problem.

Speaker 12 (20:13):
It's not a marriage problem.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
It's just I don't have time.

Speaker 6 (20:15):
I don't have time. Okay, I'm clicking order.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
You tell me listen. I got an idea. We're gonna
give you fifty dollars.

Speaker 12 (20:21):
I'm no, John did not call you. I did called you,
Not John at three hundred.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Did you hang out the phone?

Speaker 12 (20:27):
Oh my gosh, will you please but out?

Speaker 1 (20:30):
It's fifty dollars, John.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
It's fine, it's fifty dollars.

Speaker 15 (20:32):
Oh my gosh, it's not fifty dollars. Why do you
list name because he's a guy, so.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
That's why he take his No, he's listening to me
because I know because I have a job and I'm
going to make the order Adam. Well, well he doesn't
have money.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
Listen. I don't have time to deal with this childish book.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
All right, Oh that's nice.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Are you not a professional?

Speaker 6 (20:50):
Figure out your problems and get off the phone. Stop
wasting my time? Who is paying for the flowers?

Speaker 1 (20:54):
I am.

Speaker 6 (20:56):
I don't believe this this. I don't need your business.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Oh great, now you don't need our business.

Speaker 6 (21:00):
Yeah, I don't need your business. I don't need I
don't need my time wasted.

Speaker 12 (21:03):
You know what, if you don't want our business, we'll
just take our business elsewhere.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Because this is.

Speaker 15 (21:07):
Who's treating us, John.

Speaker 6 (21:08):
I'm running a business today, all right. I have people
coming in, and I have the phone ringing. Lauren's putting together orders,
and I got you two Morans on the phone arguing
with each other. And you can't run my business.

Speaker 12 (21:17):
This way, John, You hear we talk to me. You
called me a laurn.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Every bit of this could have been a verdi. Here's
all you had to do was a simple fact. When
I called in and said, we wanted to spend tippy.

Speaker 6 (21:24):
Sir, There's nothing I had to do. It's all what
you had to do. Would you act like a man
and just place an order or don't make a decision?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Do you hear how you're treating your customer?

Speaker 6 (21:35):
I'm sure you my customers. Do you hear yourself talking?
Do you hear yourself? You're acting like a little baby man?

Speaker 15 (21:42):
You just lost three hundred dollars fifty bucks? Whatever, okay,
whatever Elvis.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 24 (21:49):
This phone table was pre recorded qu permission granted by
all participation the.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Elvis Oran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
Come on, mister in the morning.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Soon we're here talking with Froggy's beautiful, wonderful best friend
wife Lisa. Hi, Lisa, Hi, good morning. So a conversation
came up with Froggy and me Lisa. We're talking about
loving ourselves, like how do we treat each other? How
do we treat ourselves? Are we treating ourselves as lovingly

(22:25):
as we do our friends? And sometimes? Froggy says that
Lisa definitely treats everyone like the kings and queens that
they are in her life. But she doesn't treat herself
like that. Is that right? Yep, yep, you're exactly right.

Speaker 16 (22:37):
I see the way that she uplifts other people and
goes out of her way to make everybody else's day
around her better. But then I see the way that
she talks to herself, see the way that she looks
at herself, and the way that she thinks and feels
about herself, and it drives me crazy.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
How do you feel about that?

Speaker 4 (22:52):
True?

Speaker 25 (22:54):
It's correct. I mean I am very critical of myself.
I'm never happy on how I look for whether it's
my weight, or if it's my nose, or if it's
anything the clothes I wear. And then my motivation's just off.
I just feel like I can't do anything. I can't
I couldn't get that job. I'm not qualified, when probably
I am so. I mean, I've been like this all

(23:15):
my life, but I do enjoy lifting others.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
That's me.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
You do a great job. But I got to say
something I don't think in my opinion. Keep in mind,
I'm not a trained psychologist. Whatever. You know how we
always talk about the most hateful people in life are
that way because they hate themselves. You see, here's what
I believe about you, Lisa, and anyone else that's feeling
like you that really kind of slices themselves in half
as much as they can. I think you do love yourself,

(23:40):
because I don't think that you would be treating all
of us this well if you hated yourself. So what's
the deal? I truly believe that there is a chance
you have a wall around your heart that it's refusing
you to see how great of a person you really are,
and you're not making You're not loving yourself more than
other people, and you're not You need to bank yourself
off the superstar of your life. You really should.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
You right, You're right about that wall.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
You are the most It's true you do love yourself.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
We have to.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
We have to make that connection, though you have to
find a way to do it. You are and need
to be the most important person in your life. I
really truly think that, and.

Speaker 16 (24:18):
It sounds so simple because I always say to her,
I wish she could see what I see. I wish
she could see the person that I look at and
the person that I live with. I mean, I can
tell you that I would never have made it to
where I am now without her. Caring for me every
single day and making sure that everything was right. And
I've seen her do that for many people, and I
wish she saw what I saw when I looked at her.

(24:38):
And I don't know how to snap my fingers or
turn that switch and make it happen.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
And daniel you're you're her best friend.

Speaker 12 (24:46):
She it's so funny.

Speaker 15 (24:46):
She is the first one when like I'm having a
crappy day, She'll text me you need to talk, you
need to talk. Or even if I'm like down on
myself or down on something else, she will smack my
face over the bone and get me right back up.
And that's what I need a lot of times, you know.
And she's just amazing at it, and she's such an
amazing person and she needs to say that, has to

(25:07):
see that.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
So Lisa, question what Danielle is describing. Are you great
at doing that for other people? I mean, think about it.
If you could give yourself a grade of ten being
the best at lifting other people up and making them
feel good about themselves, how well do you do How
great do you do it?

Speaker 4 (25:21):
That I would think of ten?

Speaker 25 (25:23):
And I yeah, definitely, you know how I see it,
And you're right and I see it on social media
a lot, because I post a lot of motivational things
and I get a lot of direct messages of people
thanking me. And you have no idea I needed this
today and I'm going through this right now, and you're
so great and keep posting, and I mean that helps.
That's really really nice. That's when I know that I'm
doing something right.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
What about your dark side? What are some things about
you that no really truly? What are things about you
that you wish were different?

Speaker 25 (25:52):
I just as far as my self esteem is just crap.
I wish I felt better physically about myself. I wish
I didn't worry about wait all the time, and oh
would you you know you can't eat that or you
can wear that. You couldn't do this, you couldn't get
this job. I mean, I just, I just I just
beat myself down and I shouldn't be like that. I
used to have some type of small confidence somewhere, but

(26:14):
nothing ever on a large scale. I don't take selfies,
I don't do any of that stuff.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
I'm just not. I'm just it's just not me. I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
You know what always you someting, But you know what
You're not lacking anything. You've got it. You have everything
you need to live the greatest life. It's already in there.
You just got to uncover it.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
You Know.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
What I learned a long time ago is everything, as
far as I go, that's dark to me, my dark side,
the things that I didn't like. I just learned to
turn it around and embrace those things. And I know
it's easier said than done. I do have low self esteem.
Let me work on that. I don't I don't like
my fat thighs, all right, Well, who's who are they hurting?

Speaker 9 (26:49):
You know?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
I'm living a great life.

Speaker 6 (26:52):
You.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
I really do think we all need to do a
better job at embracing the things about us that are
not perfect.

Speaker 15 (26:57):
I think a lot of times we notice these things too,
and other people don't even notice them, like the fat
thighs or the you know whatever, and people are like,
what are you even talking about?

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Like nobody notices that, you know?

Speaker 25 (27:08):
They don't, right, I know, And that's so funny you
said that. Because I'm so insecure about my nose. I
can't even I never ever, ever take pictures from the
side ever. And I've been that way all my life
and Scott's. My husband's like, oh, you know, I wouldn't
even notice. And a lot of people are like that,
I don't see anything.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
And I'm like, we don't talk.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
No matter how much we tell you that, you're not
going to believe us. But you know what, So therefore,
if you when you just come to accept the fact
that you don't like your nose, it doesn't matter what
we think. You don't like your nose, then go with it.
Don't like it, I mean, just but understand it makes
you unique, and understand it's not the most important. It's
not even in the top one thousand things about me
that are most important. You know, nobody sees it, but.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
You right, and I let it take over.

Speaker 25 (27:50):
It's like it takes over my life, like oh, look
in the mirror, look at that thing again, or look
at this. You know you can't get in these shorts
or you can't And I don't want to feel like that.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
And you're right, I need the connection.

Speaker 25 (27:59):
I'm missing a just something in the middle that can
just so I finally can take that just that breath
of fresh air and just say I can do this,
I can I can overcome it. I think if I
would live a whole lot happier. I think, I just
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
It's going to hit you one day and you're going
to go, oh my god, I do love me. But
until then, you know, you have to find these little ways,
these little tricks. Think about all the things that have
happened into your life. I mean things that I don't
want you to talk about here. This is an inner conversation.
Any abuse, anything that was that came across that was
so just mind blowing and bad and difficult to deal with.

(28:32):
From when you were a kid all the way up
to when your husband, you know, was in the room
of surgery with his head open. You know, those things
do affect you, Okay, So add on top of those
things the fact that you don't like your nose, and
the whole list of things. I do think you'd love you.
I really truly think you.

Speaker 12 (28:50):
You're the one.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
You love it.

Speaker 15 (28:52):
And she's the one who told me, oh, you're going
to get to a certain Adanielle that you're not going
to give up.

Speaker 12 (28:56):
You're going to tell everyone whatever.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Danielle, She's obviously not at that age because she's still
giving him. So yeah, you know, Lisa, you use that.
I'm older than you, and one you're near my age,
you're not gonna give a crap about anyone you're obviously
not there, because when you do get to that age,
this is something to look forward to. When you get
to that age in life where you don't give a
crap about the things that aren't important, that's exactly when
you're gonna really understand how much you love yourself. So

(29:20):
maybe the key is we need to we need to
peel away all these things that we really shouldn't be
fretting about.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Yeah, that's that's a good way to put it. Actually
peeling it away for sure.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Don't even start with yourself. Just talk talk about the
you know, people say rude things. Let it go or
this jack acid. You gotta you gotta drive away from it.
What's up frog?

Speaker 7 (29:38):
You know?

Speaker 16 (29:39):
Lisa always says that because I didn't know her when
she was, you know, much much younger, she always says
that she in her group of friends, she was the
one that never had a boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Everybody else had a boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Oh yeah, I was the fat friend. I was the
Oh look she's so nice. So for years years that
was me.

Speaker 25 (29:57):
But if you liked me, boy, if you give me
even like not even liked me, even ounce of attention.
I was like, oh, I think he likes me, and
then things never panned out.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
It should have panned out, but that was many a times.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
You're a lovely, lovely person. And we could sit here
and just scream that out loud from the mountaintops as
much as we want, but until you start to see it,
it's not gonna matter. But I do think you love yourself.
Jess is online twenty four. She feels the same way
as you. You're not alone. There are lot of people
who feel this way. You love making people feel better, right, Jess,
But you feel the same way about yourself. It's like, eh,
oh so much. I absolutely do.

Speaker 17 (30:32):
And Lisa, you are fabulous and don't don't you ever
let yourself feel that that's not the case.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Oh my god, that's so nice.

Speaker 26 (30:40):
That's what's inside and out.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
Oh thank you, that's so nice. I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
I'm trying keep trying embrace your embrace your dark stuff
and embrace the bad side. You're gonna just recognize it's there, Hi, Jess,
thank you for listening. Amy on line twenty three, Hey,
what's going on?

Speaker 17 (31:01):
I know much?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
So are you, we're doing well. You know, we're just
talking to our best friend Lisa and everyone else who's
in our same situation. What's up with you? Amy?

Speaker 21 (31:12):
H nothing. I was just listening to what Lisa was saying.
And I feel like a lot of times it's easy
to identify something and help others with the issues that
we see in ourselves with the help that we wish
we could receive.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Well, hey, talk to her, make her feel better. Talk
to her, Lisa as if you be talking to yourself,
because she's talking about the same thing you're going through.
I mean, what do you want to tell someone who
feels like crap about themselves but they are very loving
to other people.

Speaker 25 (31:41):
Well, I would start with the whole we're thankful for
this life and you have to just kind of embrace that.
You have to embrace who you are and and to
the point, like Danielle said, I do feel like I
don't want to care what anybody else thinks, and we
really and it's a tough time right now, but yeah,
you have to, like Elvis said, you got to learn
to love yourself. I mean, this is this is our
only life, this is it.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
There's a way to love yourself. Amy, Jess Froggy, Danielle Lisa.
You can't love yourself till you know yourself. And then
that's a very very very important thing to remember. You
could be a walking mystery. You may not even know
yourself at all. There are probably friends of yours that
know you better than you know yourself. How many of

(32:22):
us have had friends tell us that, oh, I know
you're better than you know yourself. Yeah, maybe it's true
because there are things in our lives about us, Amy
that we don't like, so we don't want to know it.
So you get you have to get to know yourself
before you can like yourself and then love yourself.

Speaker 25 (32:36):
And surround yourself by people that will uplift you, because
I mean, at least that's a that's a road that
helps for sure. I mean, I have everybody that tells
me and it's so nice. I just have to accept
it myself.

Speaker 21 (32:48):
Well, it's easier to help others than it is to
help yourself.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
It is get to know yourself.

Speaker 15 (32:53):
How many times if you said, are giving someone advice
because I know I do it.

Speaker 12 (32:57):
And I go, dude, did that just come out of
my mouth?

Speaker 4 (33:00):
That's good advice?

Speaker 12 (33:00):
I wish I think of myself.

Speaker 27 (33:04):
You're a frigging genius.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
What's scary?

Speaker 10 (33:06):
I really think it has a lot to do with
the circle of friends that you keep around you, because
earlier in life that when I was feeling down in
the dumps, I was with with the wrong crew of people,
and I got myself out of that crew, and now
I have people that are uplifting in my world and
all the toxicity is gone, except for maybe a couple
of friends that are just like whatever.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
But like I do believe that that's part of it.

Speaker 10 (33:30):
I'm thinking of like that scene in The Lion King
or something, when they raise they raise up the baby.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
It's like, your friends are the ones raising you up.
You are baby Simba making you feel good, and that's
You're right though, But that's only a part of it.
Because we know Lisa, she is surrounded by very positive people.
So anyway, any thank you for your call. I hope
you have the best day ever, and thank you for
being a part of our appreciate you, We appreciate fine you.

Speaker 18 (33:53):
And were you you. You're fabulous.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Lisa. Get to know you, get to know yourself. Sometimes
it's frightening to learn the truth about us, about ourselves.
It is, but you got to do it and then
you have to embrace it. We love you. What if
we did it more? You think that would help you
feel better.

Speaker 12 (34:08):
About Thank you God so romantic.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
I'm just trying to help you, guys. Yeah, yeah, I
think if you would have sex with your husband more,
that could solve all these problems.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Yeah, that'll do it right there.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Let's let's all do every single person listening, every single
person on the show today, learn something new about yourself.
And it may be frightening, it may be a downer,
it may be fantastic, but you need to get to
know yourself a little better. All right, we got to
move on. We love you, Lisa.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
We'll talk to you guys. Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Have a beautiful day you every morning.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Actually all stay long on.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Iheartradiots.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Ran in the morning show.

Speaker 12 (35:01):
All this train in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Oh so straight night.

Speaker 28 (35:06):
Was on the train coming in this morning, and this
gentleman sits across from me, because on Metro North the
seats sometimes face one another. And he's sitting there for
a few seconds, and then he reaches into his bag
and pulls out a banana. I'm like, okay, he's gonna
have a banana while he's sitting here on the train.
Nothing wrong with that. But then he takes the banana
and breaks it in half. It was a green banana,

(35:26):
so you could still snap it. So he breaks it
in half and takes one half and peels it down
and eats it, and then peels down the other half
and eats the other.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Half with his other hand. So it was like double
fisting banana. I've never seen anyone eat a banana like
I have. Never Usually you see him in the peel
from the top and peel down.

Speaker 11 (35:43):
Yeah, And I'm trying not to look at him, but
i can't help it because I've never seen anyone eat
a banana in this fashion.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Break into anything you eat and people give you grief.
You eat it for eating it that way.

Speaker 13 (35:54):
Oh yes, like what I bite string cheese and it
stresses everybody else.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Like the string I don't string the string cheese.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Eat it whole.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
I just bite it.

Speaker 13 (36:04):
And people have called me a serial killer, sociopath, and
you are those things.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
But it has nothing to do with how you eat
string cheese.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Coincidence.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
But at the end of the day, it's just cheese.
You can eat it. Anywhere you want, but it does
taste different.

Speaker 15 (36:16):
Cold string.

Speaker 13 (36:18):
I think it's more satisfying to get the bite of
the cheese. You get more that little string is like
not really flavorful, but the bite it's not.

Speaker 12 (36:25):
Called bite cheese. Tryite.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
So okay. The way I eat a dinner roll, I
was taught to eat it this way. You pinch off
us a little piece of the dinner roll, and you
take a little bit of butter, and you and you
butter that little bite and then you eat it. I
don't open the dinner roll and butter the whole thing.
Oh so I was told, oh, look at you, little
dainty Elvis pitching off little pieces, little bites and then

(36:50):
buttering each one. I'm like, well, is that not acceptable
to me?

Speaker 12 (36:53):
That's more work.

Speaker 15 (36:54):
Like if you just take the dinner roll, you open
it up right, and you just slather on the butter
or whatever you want to put on it. If you're
taking each piece at a time, that's more work.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
I have a friend who deconstructs sushi.

Speaker 13 (37:06):
What she orders the sushi roll, She gets the sushi roll,
and then she picks out each individual thing, and we
all want to kill her for it.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
So they take all the time to roll the sushi,
and then she unrolls it and eats it, eats the
little piece like compartmentalizing, eats little nugget.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Yes, totally insults the sushi.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
We have a couple of calls here, Jessica, Brianna, Amanda,
Mary Annie, good morning. Oh hello Jessica. How are you?

Speaker 29 (37:27):
Yes, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 1 (37:28):
I'm doing okay listening to us on why one hundred Miami.
Thank you for calling. Do you all your friends listen
to us down there?

Speaker 14 (37:34):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (37:35):
I love that. Hey. So we're talking about the weird
way people eat foods, and so do you get strange
looks when you eat a certain food a certain way?

Speaker 29 (37:44):
Yes, I eat cucumbers whole, or like, I don't know,
sweet peppers or the little baby sweet peppers. I'll eat
them whole.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
I don't so you'll eat like you'll eat like a
red pepper, like an apple.

Speaker 29 (37:58):
Yeah, yes I do.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Weekend.

Speaker 29 (38:01):
Yeah, this past weekend, I was at a family member's
house and I don't know that they were giving the
kids cucumbers as snacks, and I was just like, oh,
just take one, and she's like, okay, you want me
to cut it up? And I was like, no, just
take it and what Okay.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
That's funny, but you eat.

Speaker 14 (38:15):
It with the.

Speaker 29 (38:17):
I thought it was pretty normal. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Does she eats it like an apple?

Speaker 15 (38:20):
I know, but like on a cucumber, it has that
you peel it usually first and then cut it.

Speaker 26 (38:25):
You cucumber.

Speaker 30 (38:28):
I don't know that.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Don't waste that skinide.

Speaker 15 (38:36):
But the peppers are really good if you take like
especially when you can get the little baby ones. Dip
them in a little salad dressing and they are great snacks.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Do you dip vegeables? You just eat them like they are.

Speaker 29 (38:46):
I'll eat them like they are, or I'll do it.
Then you'll said same thing. I'll dip it into some
vegan rants or something.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Yeah, that's so cool, Jessica. Growing up with gardens, we
would just eat stuff right off the vine. I mean
there's no deep out there.

Speaker 29 (38:59):
Yeah, there's day I eat tomatoes just right off our
vine here I have a little garden.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
I'll I think that's a healthier way to eat, probably, Jessica.
Don't let me. Don't let people make fun of you.
I don't.

Speaker 29 (39:10):
All right, Thanks you guys so much. I love you guys.
I just want to tell you you guys are the best.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Well, thank you, Thank you so much, Jessica, have a
beautiful day. Hello Amanda. Also listening to why One. Maybe
we're just doing there, that's okay. Hey, so Amanda, you
eat foods in a way that people make fun of.
What is that? How is that?

Speaker 14 (39:30):
So?

Speaker 21 (39:30):
What I do is I get potatoes, I peel them,
and I eat them all.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Oh god, no, okay. Initial reaction from Gandhi is there,
why are you gotding her?

Speaker 13 (39:40):
Because I don't even like a cold freends frame like
this tastes like potato.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Potato.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
I can't imagine voluntarily just taking that down. Thanks for you.

Speaker 26 (39:49):
It's not that bad.

Speaker 31 (39:50):
I mean, add a little salt.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
To it and it's good. Okay. At the end of
the day, it's a root vegetable, just like a carrot is.
It's a little different in flavoring. But I mean I
can see you doing it, Amanda. Don't let people make
fun of you. You're okay by.

Speaker 15 (40:03):
Our way anyway, Yes, I am.

Speaker 29 (40:05):
I'm fine with it all right.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Thank you, Go eat your raw potatoes. Hello, Brianna. Hi,
listening to us on Z one hundred in New York.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Oh we got one?

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yeah, Okay, what is it you eat and you are
poked fun at?

Speaker 19 (40:22):
I put cookies inside of a glass and then pour
milk over it, and then I mash it up a
cookie mash.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
You know what, Brody does that too? You do that too?

Speaker 20 (40:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (40:33):
I like to do it, really, I.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Do a lot of times with fig Newton's. I let
them sit in the milk, then the crumbs come off.
You eat the figs, and then the crumbs are in
the milk. Stillicious? Do you eat the ants from all figs?
Tastes like they have ants in them? So, Brianna, do
people give you hell for pouring milk over your cookies
and turning into a cookie mash.

Speaker 19 (40:52):
All the time? People think it's extremely disgusting. I actually,
after three years, just saw my boyfriend try it because
he had to see what all the hype was about,
and he admitted, this is amazing.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
See I couldn't.

Speaker 15 (41:04):
I feel like the consistency of it, like the bushiness.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
It's like a like a melted blizzard from dairy quean.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
I'm in likeactly what it is? All right, Brianna, We
love you, Thank you for thank you for listening. So
so far, I haven't heard anything that disgusts me.

Speaker 12 (41:18):
You hate to put the raw potato potato cold, It's
like a weirdness.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Hello, Liz, Good morning, Liz, good morning. So you live
on Long Island, which is famous for their very fresh
corn on the cob. Correct, I guess, yeah, absolutely, I
love the corn out there. So you when you eat
a corn off the cob, how do you eat it?

Speaker 31 (41:40):
I eat it one kernel out of time so that
I don't get it in my teeth because it just
it really bothers me to pick stuff out of my
teeth and it just grosses me out. So I take
my time and I eat it one at a time.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
So how do you get the kernel off the corn cob?

Speaker 31 (41:55):
So really, it's it's really strange. Once you get like
one kernel off the you can kind of like loosen
the rest of them and they all come out perfectly.
When you actually see the curt like cor the cop
at the end of it, it's completely clean, like a
bird ate it. It's it's really freaking weird.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
It's crazy, and people give you hell, don't they.

Speaker 31 (42:16):
My family has been making fun of me since I
can't even remember, and I try not to do it
in front of like new friends. Or people that don't
know me, or if I'm not at like a restaurant
or something, because otherwise it does take me a bit longer.
But sometimes I'll just cut it right off the cop.
But my family gives me a hell for it, and
they'll sit there and watch me.

Speaker 12 (42:36):
Because I would think it would take you a lot
longer to eat.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yeah, she says, it takes longer.

Speaker 12 (42:39):
I'd be like, could run, we can go?

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Yeah, we gotta. We have dessert waiting at It's worth it, though.
You eat that corn anyway you want, girl, It's all
up to you. I never thought i'd say that. Mind
is someone thank you?

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Eat that?

Speaker 14 (42:54):
Girl?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
You eat that corn the time? Girlfriend? Yeah.

Speaker 13 (42:58):
If I saw someone doing one at a time and
we were in a hurry, I'd slap that corn right
out of their hand.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Come on, no more corn for you?

Speaker 4 (43:04):
What at a time?

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Fight different vegetables?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Hey Mary Annie, how are you hi?

Speaker 9 (43:09):
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
How are you're doing well? Okay? What do you eat
that makes people freak out? And how do you eat
it well?

Speaker 31 (43:15):
First of all, besides the raw potatoes thing, I feel
like I do all that other stuff.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Okay, all right, but I eat my.

Speaker 6 (43:23):
Little debbiees really strange cakes.

Speaker 31 (43:27):
Yes, like you don't have to cut the hearts and
the Christmas trees and all that.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
I like these Swiss rolls.

Speaker 31 (43:32):
Oh yeah, and I eat Swiss rolls weird too, How
you do it?

Speaker 14 (43:36):
Weird?

Speaker 9 (43:36):
As I think, is the cake?

Speaker 6 (43:37):
So I peel off the frosting, I put it on
the side.

Speaker 26 (43:42):
I eat the cake.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Then I go back and I eat the frosting.

Speaker 15 (43:46):
You know what, I know a lot of people who
do that with cupcakes and stuff, because the frosting is
the best part save it.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
You're eating cake with a frosting chaser. That's exactly you know, somebody,
Mary Annie. Someone actually said they keep their cupcake frosting
intact on the cupcake, but they turn it over and
eat the frosting on the bottom.

Speaker 12 (44:06):
Oh that's a good way.

Speaker 18 (44:08):
I've done that too.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Well, don't be if you keep in mind, that means
the frosting hits the tongue first.

Speaker 12 (44:14):
All right, try that. Maybe try that and see what happened.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Thanks for listening to us, Mary Annie. I'm okay. You
can eat frosting. Guys.

Speaker 31 (44:23):
I listened to you every single morning.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
And we love you. You have cake for dinner and
you have frosting for dessert? Why not? Hello Amy, Hello,
good morning, good morning. So if I brought a dozen
Dunkin donuts over there to you right now, how would
you eat your donuts?

Speaker 26 (44:36):
I would completely flatten them, and they taste so much better.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Now, how do you flatten them with an iron or
how do you do that?

Speaker 6 (44:45):
No?

Speaker 26 (44:45):
I don't fire on them. I stick them in between
a paper towel and I just smash my hands down
on top of it.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
That's awesome.

Speaker 26 (44:54):
They taste so much better. I'm not kidding. You have
to try it.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Well, don't do it if it's a jelly donut, that
could be kind.

Speaker 15 (44:59):
Of mess Yeah, imagine that little messy.

Speaker 26 (45:03):
I don't recommend that, but I also fat my cheeseburger.
You need to try that.

Speaker 27 (45:07):
Hill.

Speaker 13 (45:08):
So you like flattened foods, I'm gonna smush all my
shood today.

Speaker 26 (45:12):
They taste so much better, all right?

Speaker 1 (45:14):
You know what you people need to keep in mind.
The shape and the way that the different ingredients fall
on the food you're eating will totally change the way
you taste it if you mix it up, because what
hits the tongue first. That's why I always talk about
eating a cheeseburger upside down because that puts the cheese
on the bottom closer to the tongue. So when you
first take the bite, you get the condiments and the

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cheese first.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
You can understand absolutely, it makes sense to me.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
So if you don't want to turn your cheeseburger upside down,
then leave it right side up and you go upside down.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Yeah, or put the stuff on the bottom.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Button, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, all right, one
more call because I'm getting hungry.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
I'm so starving right now.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Let's see. Hello, is it Jessica?

Speaker 6 (45:55):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (45:56):
What are you eating? In a different way? That makes
people kind of crazy?

Speaker 23 (46:01):
No matter what food I'm eating, I always eat the
middle of the food last. Like if I was eating pizza,
I'd eat if like, I'd eat the crust and then
the very tip, and then I'd work my way to
the middle. Or a hot dog, I'd take one bite
to the side, flip it over, take a bite, and
then work my way to the middle.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Now, why is that? I wonder what happened to you
as a child.

Speaker 23 (46:23):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 21 (46:26):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 23 (46:27):
I just I feel like my favorite bite is the middle.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Why not eat it? Anyway you want.

Speaker 11 (46:32):
Yeah, I mean let him make fun of you.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
You know what I'm saying. That makes you special?

Speaker 23 (46:38):
Yeah, it's kind of messy sometimes if I have a nice, big,
juicy cheeseburger and I'm fumble in with the middle last.
But it's worth it.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
But my question is this, who wrote the rules on
how you have to eat something? There's no rule, there's
no direction book.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
It's like rules of etiquette.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Don't be a weird eat it like you want. Eat
dessert first.

Speaker 15 (46:58):
I just disgusting people out at the table. Then you're fine.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Thanks for listening to Jessica.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Tell mister now mis Teroran in the Morning Show, Ellis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Hey are you good in bed?

Speaker 16 (47:15):
Yes?

Speaker 14 (47:16):
Or no?

Speaker 8 (47:16):
God?

Speaker 1 (47:16):
I want now?

Speaker 12 (47:17):
I think I know decent.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Doesn't sound very confident. I know, Gunny, you good in bed?

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Best napper?

Speaker 4 (47:24):
I know napper?

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Okay, Frog you are you good in bed? Oh? Yeah,
without a doubt? Fabulous? Okay, Oh that sounds convincing. Scary
is a pleaser. I'm not bad.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
How do any of us know?

Speaker 13 (47:36):
We've never slept with our sighs, let's call our significant others.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
I was reading this now the New York Post Top
six signs are bad in bed. According to a sex therapist,
the top signs you're bad in bed include these things.
Number one, you're not confident. So if you if you're
bad in bed or good in bed and you maybe
I don't know, does it sound confident to me?

Speaker 15 (47:56):
Well, when you say things like hey, don't grab the
fat parts when you're yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Exactly, turn off those lights? Okay, yeah, maybe they could.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Be its like a possum, so you're.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Saying, so just say we need to be cocky so
to speak. I guess it could put a damper on
things if you're like, you know, not too confident. Another
sign you're bad in bed, according to the sex therapist,
your partner doesn't seem that into it. Oh god, pretty obvious.
If they're not enjoying it, you might not be the
casanova you think you are nate. Number three, you're easily distracted.

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If you're really into sex, you're you're like, it's like
losing yourself in it. You know, it's like, oh whatever,
not even thinking about your next move. And as if
you're quote dancing together, that's what they're saying, all right.
If you don't do that, you're bad in bed. Number four,
you're embarrassed to talk about sex. It shows a lack
of confidence. Communication about what you both want is key.

(48:55):
You're bad in bed. You never change your routine, which
is common if you're not long term relationship. I guess yeah,
you're used. You used to be good in bed maybe
and you could be again, but not if you don't
mix things up. And finally, you're constantly worried about performing.
Performance issues affect to twenty five percent of men sixteen

(49:16):
percent of women. This might not seem counterintuitive, but tried
taking pressure off yourself by focusing on your own enjoyment,
not just theirs. Ah, I could not agree more, and
here you have it. I don't know. I think just
having these conversations making people very very very anxious, you

(49:36):
know right.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
I wish there were like, yell previews for people.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Do you really want that you knew.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
What you were getting into before you got into it,
and then you could also improve yourself.

Speaker 15 (49:46):
You remember Black Mirror, that episode where they rate the
people and oh, yeah, you come up to the mid dive,
you push a button, yeah, and then their rating comes
up and people were pissed that one girl like she
went crazy that was a crazy episode. That was a
graty episode.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Yeah. Now I don't want yell reviews on my section.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Okay, no we don't.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Let's not do that.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 1 (50:11):
What's your phone tap about?

Speaker 32 (50:12):
So Karen wants to play a phone tap on her
son Eric. Now we've done this concept before where we
act like we're butt dialing a parent and the parent
thinks they're listening in on something scandalous.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Yes, well we turned the tables.

Speaker 32 (50:22):
We're gonna butt dial Eric, the son thinking mom's doing
something scandalous.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
No, no, no, you never phone tap a mom's son.
It gets weird. Something tells me, all right, let's listen in.
Here we go, Garrett here Hello, hello, Wow, that was
just totally.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Thank you.

Speaker 32 (50:46):
I've never been with an older woman before.

Speaker 22 (50:48):
Not that much older than you, darling, and I'm just
you're older.

Speaker 8 (50:53):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Hello, you do yoga? You do yoga?

Speaker 13 (51:01):
He tried some on me.

Speaker 9 (51:02):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Hello? You do you definitely do yoga?

Speaker 6 (51:05):
H what I'm just gonna get it for a second.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
I'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Don't you move with mom.

Speaker 32 (51:10):
I'm just gonna order a quick pizza. All right, do
you mind? Where's your phone?

Speaker 1 (51:14):
It might be on your side of the bed.

Speaker 32 (51:16):
Hello, Hi, I wanna order a cheese pie for delivery.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
What is this?

Speaker 32 (51:23):
My name's Chris, and I'm just looking to get a
large cheese pie with.

Speaker 6 (51:27):
Two pizza delivery service.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
But you styled me. I've been listening for the past
fifteen minutes. I've heard everything you've been with by mom. Okay,
what the are you're doing, Karen?

Speaker 32 (51:42):
Yeah, we kind of have a problem.

Speaker 6 (51:46):
Put her on the phone now, okay, Rick, what is
going on?

Speaker 22 (51:51):
Mom?

Speaker 6 (51:53):
Someone buck diled me. I've been listening to everything until
twenty minutes.

Speaker 15 (51:56):
How did you get me on the phone?

Speaker 1 (51:58):
I didn't call you. You called me mom.

Speaker 22 (52:01):
Well, now that's not possible. I've been busy.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
You called me.

Speaker 22 (52:06):
Hey, look at my phone. What's it supposed to do?
These phones confuse me?

Speaker 14 (52:10):
So, I you know, I.

Speaker 22 (52:11):
Don't know what you're talking about. I'm busy, and.

Speaker 15 (52:15):
I have someone here helping me fix the internet.

Speaker 6 (52:19):
Mom.

Speaker 22 (52:20):
No, and he and he went to order a pizza.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Mom, here you are on the phone.

Speaker 14 (52:26):
Would have it.

Speaker 6 (52:27):
I'm twenty two years old.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
I'm not eleven anymore.

Speaker 6 (52:30):
I know what's going on. Why is there some guy
in our house?

Speaker 4 (52:33):
All right?

Speaker 22 (52:34):
Then I have a gentleman friend over here. And it's
called Tinder. You can meet people, I mean, people who
are like Mom, No, I have to admit some of
the things that they show you. I slip those people
to the other side, and there's always wonderful.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
People right on the other side of it.

Speaker 22 (52:57):
Met some lovely, lovely men.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
I know what tender is.

Speaker 6 (53:01):
I understand you.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Want the tender too. I haven't seen you on there.

Speaker 6 (53:05):
I don't want to see you on there. All right, Mom,
I have a meeting.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
I can't do this right now.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Oh honey.

Speaker 22 (53:10):
I think that there are certain things that we didn't
discuss when you were younger, and maybe we should talk.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
About them now.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
You know, when you're down right now.

Speaker 13 (53:17):
It's not a bad thing.

Speaker 16 (53:18):
It's very natural.

Speaker 8 (53:19):
I understand how it works.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
I've passed all my health I had. Remember you were
very broad at me, Mom, I.

Speaker 22 (53:24):
Don't you so then you should know, especially with Christine.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
I up, Mom, I am begging you. It's not a thing. Hey, Eric,
what my.

Speaker 32 (53:38):
Name is Garrett from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show
And you just got phone tapped by your mom.

Speaker 8 (53:43):
Wait, seriously, I'm havingmares right now and I'm wide away.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 24 (53:53):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by author.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
The Elvis Soran phone tap only on Elvis ran in
the Morning show Elvis Da ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
All right, so I want to talk about something kind
of serious. I have a friend who has another family
member who received a phone call on her phone and
it was a man on the other side saying that
he was holding another member of their family hostage and

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they were abusing this person, physically abusing them and if
they didn't send money immediately, they would continue, all right,
So total in shock, didn't know what to do, just
kind of froze and then said, well, wait, how do
I know you definitely have this person? And then they

(54:58):
gave this person on the phone they gave from my
family that I know a piece of really private information
that no one else would know. So okay, sent the money.
When very traumatic, right, And then they couldn't find this

(55:19):
person from the family for a while. Then they showed up.
They were just you know, out of touch. So it
was a total scam, right, And then got to talking
with another friend about scamming that's going on with AI
the voice of people they knew were calling them saying
I need money now, and so without question they would

(55:41):
send it. Finding out later they never called, but someone
somewhere got their voice. Somehow. It happened several times. There
was a person here in New York City who was
built out of over a million dollars from her savings
because someone used a voice and sent them a message. So,

(56:04):
as we sit here with our voices on the radio
every day, never ever trust anything or anyone ever. Yeah,
that tries to threaten you.

Speaker 13 (56:14):
It's so scary how reality is just becoming blurred. You
can't trust things you see, You can't trust something you hear.
Those used to be the reliable sources. Oh, I'm hearing
it with my own ears. True, must be my family member.
I'm seeing it with my own eyes.

Speaker 15 (56:27):
And you're going to do anything you can to help
a family member, right.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Exactly exactly, And keep in mind talking about us talking
every day. Every time you pick up your phone and
have a conversation with someone, they could record it, and
that is your that is your voice. They have yikes,
and it's it's phone quality. But if you get a
phone call, phone quality, you won't be able to tell
the difference. So you know, we're living in this world,

(56:52):
and you know, rather than just cover it up and
ignore it, you need to be aware of it for sure.
That's why you know, I never pick up I never
pick up a phone call that I don't recognize the
number with or company, And I rarely pick up phone
calls from people that I know. But that's another story.
But that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
Though.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
People can use your friend's numbers and it'll look like
they're calling you and it's not really them. So this
is the world we're living in right now. And until
electronic companies, until digital companies figure out how to control it,
we're all kind of swimming in a dark ocean here.

Speaker 13 (57:26):
Yeah, and especially with social media, people post so much
personal information like a family member's secret little nickname or
whatever it would be. A I can get all of
that and put stuff together. Regular scammers can get all
of that and put it together. You just have to
be so careful.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
But what is the solution to that, Well.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Like I said, other than legislation and these companies, digital
companies catching up and figuring out how to how to
fix it. Safe words, that's a good idea.

Speaker 15 (57:55):
Yeah, that's idea.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
You know, I have some friends from wayback who's who's
whose parents were very very involved, very high up the
chain when it comes to federal policing, we'll put it
that way. And there was always a chance that they
could be exploited. And so they had family safe words,
and you don't share them with anyone. Only your family

(58:17):
knows them. So let's say, you know, I get a
call from Gandhi. She says, Elvis, help me. I need money. Now,
I'm like, oh really, And if she uses that safe
word in her conversation, Oh no, it's real. The safe word.
You use it in case you're in trouble, you know,
and never divulge it to anyone other than people in
your family, or your closest person in your family, or

(58:39):
with your family. It's a scary world. And another thing
that came out of this conversation is, well, after I
heard about what happened, the people who got the call
said that their other family member was kidnapped and being beaten,
did not did not report it to the police. And
I'm like, well why not. So we just want to
trump to end and there's nothing they can do.

Speaker 13 (59:02):
I don't know though, I think if you report it
to the police, if they get enough, maybe people will
start taking some action, or there will be legislation put
in place or ways that you can track this stuff
that they might.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Work on a little bit more.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
That's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
Oh, it's happening.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
If more of these numbers are reported, then you have
the number of cases that are floating around. Then you're
right call to action. But just be careful. You know,
this has been going on, especially against the elderly for
so many years. Getting in touch with them asking for
the social Security number, they just give it to you.
They they don't think about, well it's on computers now

(59:37):
and now people know your name. People can take everything
from you. You just got to be careful and that's all.
And that will all not always work, I guess.

Speaker 15 (59:48):
Yeah, it's just so crazy. The world that we live
in is so crazy as it is. We just need
extra stuff coming our way, let's go.

Speaker 12 (59:57):
I mean, so, I when does it stop?

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Well don't it doesn't. You just have to find new
ways to combat it. And uh, that's it. Thinking smart,
actually having conversations with your parents and your grandparents and
your kids and everyone, having conversations with each other about
what's going on. I mean, it's not a fun conversation.
I mean, none of us are having a slam bang

(01:00:20):
time here talking about this, but it's something that should
be in the dialogue with everyone, right, Scotty, what's up?

Speaker 30 (01:00:27):
Yeah, I've been having a problem with Instagram lately. There
are dozens and dozens of fake Instagram accounts with my
picture and my kids' pictures, and whoever is reaching out
to these women are telling them all kinds of stories
about the kids needing operations, this and that. One woman
got scammed out of seventy thousand dollars just three or
four weeks ago because she found the real me and

(01:00:49):
was like, oh my god, am I not talking to you.
I'm like nah, And it's a big, big problem, and
nobody wants to do anything about it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
You know. It happens constantly. It does, so, you know,
the offers it's too good, good to be true. It
does go with that, you know. I remember when we
got those stupid emails. I'm the prince of where whatever.
If you send me five hundred dollars, I'll send you
five hundred million dollar. I remember when I got my

(01:01:19):
first email like that, and I actually sent it to
my turn on Is this real? He's like, are you
f being crazy?

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
It's when they first started, right and I'm like, I
don't know. This person seems to need some need some help,
wake up Elvis Good.

Speaker 15 (01:01:37):
The elderly two are very prone to doing vulnerable. I
remember back in the day when people would come to
the door and my grandmother would just give everybody money,
and my mother go, what are you doing? Stop giving
everybody money that comes to the door. Who is like
selling something or promoting something, you know, And now they
get you on your phones with the scams.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
I mean, well, with a I taking over, it's it's
gonna get worse, and it's gonna it's gonna get worse
in new ways that we haven't quite wrapped our head
around yet. But starting out right now, just knowing that
it's going on, you know, just just beware. That's it,
that's all. Uh, what's up? Scary.

Speaker 10 (01:02:15):
I remember the time that some scam artists contacted me
and said that they have footage into my webcam and
they said that I was doing salacious things to porn
videos and that they were gonna release it and and
and then I was like, I freaked out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
I contacted everybody. Of course you did, because you know
exactly what you were doing anything.

Speaker 10 (01:02:34):
But yeah, all you do is you take that text
of the email, you put it into Google Search, and
you see that that's how you got this.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
What we all got the same thing. And I sent
them five thousand dollars.

Speaker 11 (01:02:48):
But mine scared me because it was just after I
had visited my JO station.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
So I'm like, okay, okay, thank you, all right with that.
With that said, with that said, just be careful, seriously,
We're done. Careful and have this conversation with everyone that
you love and trust. You really should.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
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Show on Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show, all right,
I want to take you someplace.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Come with you ready? Uh, yesterday went to this place
called Backlobe Pizza. I liked pizza, right, I ordered my pizza.
They gave me that big stick with a number on
it to take to the table. You know, I was
number seventeen, and I went and sat down at the
table outside. It was under a tree and the breeze

(01:03:58):
was blowing. It was just a beautiful day. I just
wanted to sit there for hours. I was drinking in
an ice cold beer, waiting for my pizza to come out.
And I'm not really a beer fan, but it was
just a perfect moment. It was great. Then the pizza
came out. I had a couple of slices of that
brought the rest home. But that moment I was having

(01:04:19):
just with me. I was in a happy space, a
happier space I've been in in a long time, from
something as simple as a cold beer, a breeze, chirping birds, sunshine,
blue skies. It was great. So Gandhi says, well, there's
a name for that, that moment, and what did you
say it is?

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Yeah, They're called glimmers.

Speaker 13 (01:04:39):
They're supposed to be the opposite of a trigger. So
a trigger obviously sends you down a bad path, it
makes you upset.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
A glimmer sends you down a happy path and makes
you a little happier.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
In the day. Yeah, ice cold beer, pizza, blue skys,
birds chirping. I was glimmered. That's nice. So when these
things happened to you, you need to stop down and
recognize them because you owe that to yourself. Like, oh,
like Daniel, for instance, is there something that that triggers
you but in a positive way?

Speaker 15 (01:05:04):
Yeah, like in the fall, the smell of the air,
Like you know, it's like, I don't know what it
is about it, but if I go outside on an
October day, it takes me back to when the first
time this is gonna sound crazy, I actually called into
Z one hundred in New York. I was walking to college.
It was a crisp October day and I was on

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the air talking to whoever the disc jockey was at
the time, and in my mind it was the start
of my career because they invited me to come up
and visit. And I always remember the way that day smelled.
So when an October day comes and I smell that
crisp October air, I think of it takes me back to.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
That, and it brings you to today and here you're
sitting in a chair into Z one hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
How wild. So how many years ago was that?

Speaker 15 (01:05:50):
Oh my gosh, it was scary.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Nine nine okay, third, okay, listen to what you're what's
happening in your brain. The brain's fabulous, by the way,
something that happened thirty years ago. A simple whiff of
october air is it's a positive glimmer. It's a trigger
of great positive things for you. Isn't that great?

Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
That?

Speaker 12 (01:06:15):
It's awesome?

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
I love that we do that and we all have one.
What about you, frog? You got one?

Speaker 16 (01:06:19):
When I smell suntan lotion and salt air together, it
makes me happy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
Wow, I get that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Summer right, yep. It's it's a little thing that's like
in your brain. It's been there for years. You can't
really explain it. Scotty Bees is interesting. Scotty Bee is
totally glimmered when he finds himself doing this thing. Tell
him what it Isn't having sex for the teddy berries?

Speaker 30 (01:06:43):
Oh no, no, no, that was only okay, just check it.
I like to sit out on the porch with a
big solo cup full of cherries being cherries and eat
them and spit the pits into the bushes.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
And that just that just makes me think of summer.
It's such a short season.

Speaker 30 (01:06:58):
Two cherry season is short, so I enjoy it as
much as I possibly can.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
And I love it so much. So as we talk
about these, you're thinking about your own As you're driving
to work at whatever you're doing, you talk about this
when you get to work. This is actually a fun conversation,
as simple as it is as it is, what about
you scary.

Speaker 10 (01:07:14):
Top down on my way out to Montalk or to
the Jersey Shore and pulling over on the side of
the road for a lobster roll, having a lobster roll
and then eating that lobster roll. Is I'm driving and
of just and just the breeze. That is a simple.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Look at you. It takes you just thinking about it
is taking you to a place. What about you? Gandhi?

Speaker 12 (01:07:36):
Oh man.

Speaker 13 (01:07:38):
I love when I walk outside and I can actually
see stars, because like living where we all live, you
can't really see any at all, so I get really excited.
I love when there's a dog and it comes over
and sits with you and does that little and flops.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:07:54):
And I really like that first snow of the year
when it's actually coating the ground and you walk outside
and there's that silence because it's I.

Speaker 15 (01:08:03):
Love that that first snow after that, this is.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
The first one. The rest of thee can go such
after that, you're right that the snow. The snow has
that well, it sucks noise, and I mean it's it's
like soundproofing from the earth. What about you, straight, Nate?
Mine is no, no, no, Please disregard the jury, world,

(01:08:33):
disregard move forward, move forward. Not my station.

Speaker 11 (01:08:39):
But my favorite thing is when you're driving and it's
usually in a place you've never been before, and then
you're just driving and then you happen across this vista
and it looks like a Vincent van Go painting and
you just realize, wow, this is such a beautiful world.
And it's happens for just an instant and you realize
that this is everywhere. There's so many different spots where

(01:09:02):
you're just driving or in nature and you just see
something that's out of a painting and you realize, wow,
this is a beautiful world we're in.

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
I love that. So, I mean, like I said before,
as simple as these things are, they really are everything.
If you think about it. These are the moments of happiness.
If you're having like a really crapole a day, you know,
it's like if one of these things just kind of
falls out of heaven and hits you in the face
and says, hey, but wait a minute, here's something cool here. Yeah,
you got it. You have to be aware of it.

(01:09:32):
Line nineteen is Nicole. Let's go talk to Nicole. Hey,
what's up, Nicole?

Speaker 14 (01:09:37):
Hi, how are you?

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
We're doing really well. I don't know. I don't know
how we fell into this hole here, but wait, wait,
it's kind of an interesting conversation. Go ahead, What did
you want to tell us?

Speaker 13 (01:09:49):
I love the smell of hot clay during this springtime
that's on a baseball field.

Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
It just takes me back to my softball.

Speaker 29 (01:09:57):
Playing days and it just makes me so ha.

Speaker 14 (01:10:00):
I don't really know how to describe it, but I
remember my softball mitt smelling like it, and.

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
It just makes me so happy. That's nice.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Yeah, you know, the brain slowly dies as we get older,
but there are things in our brain that will live forever,
and I'm hoping that's one that will live forever for you, Nicole.
I love it. Thanks for listening to us. Yeah, I'm
gonna go. I may have a nice cold beer for breakfast.
I don't know, maybe not beans. Really is it? Where

(01:10:29):
we're going? Beans?

Speaker 12 (01:10:31):
How did we get here? Fort?

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Okay? So I mentioned to the room, Oh, you know,
I'm trying. I tried to have a nice healthy dinner
last night. So I had beans, so, you know, a
very very like Mediterranean thing, white beans, saltat and a
little olive oil, you know, some garlic and put some
shrimp in there. It was really good. It was very filling.
It was very beanie, and yeah, you know, it gassed

(01:10:54):
me up a little bit. But a lot of people
in the room agreed. Beans are very good for you. Gandhi,
she's a bean lover. Yeah, I didn't know that about you.

Speaker 12 (01:11:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:11:02):
I think beans are great, good replacement for meat at
any point.

Speaker 15 (01:11:06):
And my health beans are big because of the Brits,
the big beans on toast.

Speaker 8 (01:11:09):
And all that.

Speaker 15 (01:11:10):
Oh yeah, yeah, and you know what they say. My
dad used to say beans, beans good for your heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
F it's fart, yeah, good for your dead.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
And Josh is eating them like five times a day,
so there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Look, Scotty Bee had a big old bowl of beans
the other day for dinner.

Speaker 30 (01:11:29):
Is just a big kind of beans, so many beans
to choose from. They were b and M vegetarian baked beans.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Okay, so when you get into the baked beans things,
you have a little more sugar in those, you know,
I don't know.

Speaker 30 (01:11:40):
But you're still beans and I love Look at Lima
beans are my favorite beans of all time.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
I love They're so underrated. I love them. A lot
of people think Lima beans are a bit chalky. I
like limas as well. I love those Yiaganti beans, you know,
the ones that are very like, very Mediterranean, the big
ass beans.

Speaker 10 (01:11:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
We've gone on twenty minutes about beans, and we have
more to go. Yes, froggy beans. Being from the South,
I love butter beans. Butterbeans chalky as well, they're good.
Have you ever had the.

Speaker 15 (01:12:08):
Candy one like Boston baked beans, the candy and the
thing they're chewing old, I.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Don't think those are beans.

Speaker 12 (01:12:15):
In my eyes, it is.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Healthy.

Speaker 15 (01:12:18):
I'm going there, Danielle.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
You do you, Danielle, You eat those beans. Don't let
anyone bring you down. Yes, Nate, beans go. The question
is if you only eat beans and beans only for
that meal.

Speaker 11 (01:12:34):
Is that an issue because when Scotty Bee sent in
your picture, it was just literally a big bowl of beans.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
There was nothing a company. I mean, you could put
some some sort of flavor in it, but I feel
like beans hobo esque at that point. Right, beans have
fiber and they have protein. Beans or they're great, they're
good for you, scary. I need for you to eat
more beans.

Speaker 10 (01:12:56):
It's funny you say that because I always took beans
for granted.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
And then one day I stop there, stop there. It's
funny you said that I've always taken beans for grant. Yeah,
because I think, okay, I'm gonna quote you.

Speaker 10 (01:13:08):
Yeah, And then I got I'm in the grocery store
one day and I'm like, I need They said I
need more beans in my diet.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
So I stopped at the bean aisle. I kid you not.

Speaker 10 (01:13:15):
I was there for thirty minutes because there are so
many varieties.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
I didn't know that there was, you know, kidney beans.
And then there's line of beans.

Speaker 10 (01:13:23):
Here we go down the lists, the pinto beans, the
red beans.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
I said, don't forget the cantelini cannellini beans. Threw me
for a.

Speaker 10 (01:13:31):
Curve, and then I started looking comparing nutrition information for
each one. I'm like, this one has this much fiber,
this much protein exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
You know you're doing okay with beans? All right? A
texture just reminded us of our our duty to come
up with new interesting contests coming up soon. I'm thinking
of a bean.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Elvister ran in the Morning Show, Elvis ter Wan in,
Good Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
My husband Alex live from Staten Island Zoo.

Speaker 9 (01:14:12):
Good morning, Alex, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Sounds like you're in a great mood. I love it.
It's gonna be a great day at the zoo.

Speaker 9 (01:14:21):
Not only do you have me, but Reptile Matt's been
right next to me.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Hey, hey, Reptile Matt. All right. So the reason we
have the world famous reptil Matt and Alex live from
the zoo is Gandhi is passionate about animals and touching them.
As you know, she wants to come up with it well,
to explain to them your podcast idea.

Speaker 13 (01:14:43):
I thought a podcast would be fun if I called it,
can I Touch it? And then we experimented and see
which animals I can touch and which is not a
great idea.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Oh here's Monica and touching yet so she hasn't there's
the theme song for your podcast. Yeah, she has a
list of animals that she wants to touch on her podcast.
So just hearing the idea, what do you think, Alex
and Repto man, Well, I want.

Speaker 9 (01:15:12):
To recommend touching any wild animal, and it's all about respect.
You gotta respect the animal and you can try to
push your limits, but you need to know when to
step away as well.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
We're also thinking it will be a short lived podcast
because she'll start losing limbs like one other time. Right,
I could see that. Yeah, all right, so here we
go the list of possible animals for touching the podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
Yes, and I respect animals so much. First, platypus.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
They actually have to be careful.

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
They've got some poisonous spines on them, so you can
touch them in certain spots that you don't want to
get poked by their spines because they are.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
Venomous, poisonous, venomous spines.

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
Okay, where are the spots I can touch?

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:16:01):
I think they climbing back on their back legs only.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
Okays off, what about the beautiful.

Speaker 4 (01:16:10):
Two can.

Speaker 9 (01:16:13):
Two can?

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
Yeah, you could petit to can.

Speaker 11 (01:16:16):
That was actually the very first bite I ever got
in a little kid, not from a dog or from a.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Few says yes, damn.

Speaker 6 (01:16:27):
It, you're not going to lose the limb, right, Yeah,
you can touch it too.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
Can Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
Okay, here you go? All right, Okay, there's the belt.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
What about a capy bear?

Speaker 9 (01:16:40):
They got some old teeth.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:16:42):
The world the poking run category.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
That reminds me of the night I met Alex. The
copy bear is that's the world's largest rodent? Correct? Correct?

Speaker 9 (01:16:58):
Yes, so we have them here at the zoo, and
you know, you know, it's all about respect.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Yes, yes or no? Kepy Barra, yes or no?

Speaker 6 (01:17:08):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Yes or no? Kepy bear? You know what I'm gonna say.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Yet ya, this is going well, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
This is better than on your list.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
All right, moose.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Across the board.

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
No, that's not any poken run category, Poke poken Run,
I tell you that's the podcast. I want to watch
the last one.

Speaker 4 (01:17:31):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
What about an ostrich.

Speaker 9 (01:17:35):
A male of female?

Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
I don't know which one can I touch?

Speaker 7 (01:17:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:17:41):
A male is probably more aggressive, even you know, especially
during breeding season. I would say.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
A wild one, uh no.

Speaker 9 (01:17:52):
But one that's on the farm.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
Yes, okay, yeah, but if the male has a really
red neck, you don't want to touch them because that
means they're like ready to do you. Okay, is that right, Alex? Yeah, okay,
I have I have.

Speaker 9 (01:18:07):
An oxyde here at the zoo and and she's the
greatest and you could go over to hub at.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
Okay, good, all right, all right, all right, you're listening,
by the way, to the animals that Gandhi can touch
on her new podcast called touch It. Yes, okay, go ahead,
all right.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
What about a fox?

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
I don't think you'd ever really be able to get
close enough to one unless it's in a domesticated situation.

Speaker 9 (01:18:28):
They're pretty good as they run, and yeah, I would
say probably not.

Speaker 3 (01:18:32):
Yeah, No, okay, what about a baby harp seal?

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
I wouldn't try with any of them. May be pretty
da seal. No, okay, let's wala bear. They have very
No they bite. No panda panda ripped apart, raccoon. No,

(01:19:00):
but they're so cute. They are cute. What about a bunny?

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
What about a rabbit?

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
Yeah, bunnies. But but she had another idea puffer fish?
A puffer fish?

Speaker 6 (01:19:11):
No?

Speaker 23 (01:19:13):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
Why not?

Speaker 8 (01:19:16):
Well, can you do it?

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
And get back to it.

Speaker 9 (01:19:18):
Untils. How that goes?

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
Okay? Octopus, Uh, as long as it's not the blue rings.

Speaker 9 (01:19:28):
They they're they're super venomous.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
But uh, you again, you could try it, there's I'd
say no ve animals. Kangaroo, that's how they stay alive. Kangaroo.

Speaker 9 (01:19:41):
Yeah, I would say yes with the kangaroo.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Can you ride in the pouch you I'll give you one. Yeah,
can you take No, she's too big for the pouch man.

Speaker 13 (01:19:49):
So of my list, I think I only got like
four I can actually touch on. One has to be
on a farm under supervision. Okay, it's not going well
for my podcast, A quick podcast, damn it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
Okay, guys, what can I touch?

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
Bunny in the wild?

Speaker 9 (01:20:05):
Be very careful about touching anything.

Speaker 14 (01:20:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
Yeah, they're being very clear with everyone listening. If you
see anything in the wild, do not touch it. And
animals that do have venomous spines, they have those to
keep people like you away.

Speaker 9 (01:20:18):
Especially if you see anything in the wild, just let
it be, you know, do not go try to touch
it or take it selfie with it or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
We highly recommend, guys have ruined This sounds like a
great podcast. She can touch a bunny.

Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
Spiky No, all.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
Right, all right, well guys, keep it. What's that I said?

Speaker 9 (01:20:46):
That's not call a bunny?

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
Yeah, just touch a bunny like if it's not irritated.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
Fine, fine, The new Gandhi podcast Danielle and Froggy. It's
called Gandhi touches a bunny. That's it and there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
Keep in mind support your local zoos, especially Staten Island
Zoo Alex and reptal Matt. Thank you guys for coming
on with us. We appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
Yeah, don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran
phone tab.

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
You're gonna love this one. Dear Elvis Duran. I'm sixteen
years old. I love your show. I have my drivers permit,
and my mom is very strict about who I drive
with and where I go. I've been nothing but a
good girl all my life, but I think my mom
would flip out if she found out I borrowed my
friend's car to meet my friends down the shore for

(01:21:33):
the day. So here's what we'll do. Let's tell her
I went for a car and had a little accident
and watch her go nuts. Hope you like the idea.
From Samantha. All right, here's what we're gonna do. Samantha's
gonna start to call, and then Danielle is going to
play the part of a crazy lady who owns a
garden that Samantha plows across. All right, let's listen in.

Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
Caroline. Have you heard about off free checking?

Speaker 20 (01:21:58):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
Sandy, lay, can you hold on one second?

Speaker 14 (01:22:01):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Hello?

Speaker 15 (01:22:03):
Mom? Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:22:04):
I borrowed Josh's car and I got lost going down
to the beach and I crashed into someone's garden and
I was freaking out.

Speaker 31 (01:22:11):
She just ran into ass.

Speaker 14 (01:22:11):
Called the police.

Speaker 20 (01:22:13):
Sam, What what are you talking about?

Speaker 14 (01:22:15):
She's calling the police and I just want to go
call you first and tell you before they told where
are you? I, Chris, I'm on the way to the beach.

Speaker 15 (01:22:21):
I don't even know where I am.

Speaker 20 (01:22:22):
Mom, But you had to work at one.

Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
It's twelve o'clock.

Speaker 14 (01:22:25):
I know, but I don't have work.

Speaker 31 (01:22:27):
I lied to you and I didn't know how to
get there.

Speaker 20 (01:22:29):
And he gave you lie to me.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
I'm sorry, Mom.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
Wow, what do you want me to do for you?

Speaker 23 (01:22:35):
Now?

Speaker 14 (01:22:35):
Sam?

Speaker 20 (01:22:35):
Give me the lady on the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
Okay, hold on, I'm going agin her. Hold on.

Speaker 14 (01:22:40):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 20 (01:22:42):
You're an idiot.

Speaker 4 (01:22:45):
My mom is my mom?

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Hold on hello, miss Yes.

Speaker 20 (01:22:49):
Okay, listen, I'm gonna take care of this. I'm her mom, Yeah,
and I'm gonna take care of whatever just happened.

Speaker 15 (01:22:55):
I'm at work.

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 15 (01:22:56):
If you can just yeah, I'll tell you what's going on.
We're in Asberry. I don't know what the hell she's thinking.
She crashed into my garden. I have tomatoes growing, I have.

Speaker 12 (01:23:05):
Cartunias growing, I have cucumbers growing. And I don't got
anything anymore because she ruined it all.

Speaker 20 (01:23:10):
Okay, okay, give me your address, miss please.

Speaker 14 (01:23:13):
I'm gonna call the cops.

Speaker 20 (01:23:14):
You don't need to come down and get her, Okay,
Miss listen, I'm gonna beg you now. My daughter did
a terrible thing.

Speaker 4 (01:23:19):
She's a really good girl. She's a great student.

Speaker 15 (01:23:21):
She's not a good girl.

Speaker 20 (01:23:22):
Okay, but I'm gonna take care. I really would love
if you didn't call the cops. I will do anything
you say.

Speaker 12 (01:23:27):
Well, how about you come over and you plant the
seeds for me?

Speaker 4 (01:23:30):
Miss?

Speaker 20 (01:23:30):
I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 12 (01:23:32):
I'm asking that's one way to resolve it you.

Speaker 20 (01:23:35):
I will do that. I'll make her do that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
No, not make her do that.

Speaker 30 (01:23:39):
You do that.

Speaker 12 (01:23:40):
I have shovel and get over here.

Speaker 20 (01:23:42):
She made a big mistake. Did you do you have
any children?

Speaker 9 (01:23:45):
No?

Speaker 12 (01:23:45):
No, I don't have children for this reason.

Speaker 20 (01:23:48):
Okay, well I'm trying. I was trying to make it right.
But if you need to call the police, then you
do what you have to do. But I'm gonna call
the police too.

Speaker 31 (01:23:56):
Oh I really need She went into her houskeet sweatpants.
She wants me to freaking plant her garden.

Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
She just speed away.

Speaker 15 (01:24:01):
Now she's in her house.

Speaker 4 (01:24:03):
Get in that car and lock the door.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
But I have her phone.

Speaker 15 (01:24:05):
I have to take the phone on the floor.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
Getting your car.

Speaker 16 (01:24:08):
She wants me to go to shop right and buy
her land.

Speaker 20 (01:24:10):
Get in the car and pull out of there. You
have lost everything that you've earned.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
You're not allowed out for the next two years.

Speaker 14 (01:24:17):
I play talkie.

Speaker 20 (01:24:18):
Is a bad neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (01:24:18):
You're an idiot.

Speaker 15 (01:24:19):
Okay, I'm in the car.

Speaker 20 (01:24:21):
Okay, Now I want you to drive away from that house.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
It's not starting.

Speaker 20 (01:24:24):
Well, your car is not starting, it's smashed.

Speaker 15 (01:24:26):
Oh no, going on.

Speaker 20 (01:24:30):
Call nine one one right now. Mom, Okay, you want
to talk. She came to the car.

Speaker 15 (01:24:34):
She hello, Yes, listen, we can settle this if she
just goes to shop right and buys the seeds.

Speaker 20 (01:24:40):
I know she can't go to shop right.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
Just she's calling nine one one.

Speaker 12 (01:24:43):
I'm gonna take her a shop right.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
She will buy her You do not take her to
shop right.

Speaker 12 (01:24:47):
She'll pick them up, she'll plan them. She'll be home
by dinner time.

Speaker 20 (01:24:50):
She is not getting in a car with a stranger.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
A stranger.

Speaker 12 (01:24:53):
She ran over my garden.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
We know each other.

Speaker 4 (01:24:55):
Well, now can I.

Speaker 20 (01:24:56):
Talk to her?

Speaker 12 (01:24:57):
Hold on?

Speaker 20 (01:24:58):
Take the phone, well, Samantha, do not get in her card?

Speaker 14 (01:25:05):
Okay, I get it.

Speaker 26 (01:25:06):
But what do I do?

Speaker 20 (01:25:07):
You call nine one one right now?

Speaker 31 (01:25:10):
Okay, you got that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
Get the phone, mom?

Speaker 12 (01:25:13):
What I got one more thing to tell you? You're
doing it? Just phone tapped you.

Speaker 20 (01:25:18):
Oh my god, you're kidding. I'm with you, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
The Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 24 (01:25:28):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
The Elvis teran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the morning show.

Speaker 4 (01:25:39):
So let's cho every morning. Actually, I'll stay long on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
Listen to Elvis Dan in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
You want to do it. You want to have a
little few, little fight, Well, let's play you. Now, here's
your host, Nate. I decided i'd start being more popped
if about your hosting abilities or lack thereof. I'm not
as bad as I used to think. Okay, oh, thank you.

(01:26:07):
I would expect nothing less from you. So are we
ready to play the few?

Speaker 7 (01:26:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:26:11):
Okay, Froggy, you're never a team captain, so I want
you to choose your team.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
Okay, I'm gonna choose how many people don't get you?
Get too? Everyone too too?

Speaker 16 (01:26:20):
He will Okay, I'm gonna take Scottie Bee okay, and
I'm going to take Elvis Durant.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
Oh like a sausage factory over there.

Speaker 11 (01:26:33):
All right, Hey, Scary Jones, You're hardly ever a team captain,
so I think you should be able to choose your team. Here.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
I'm gonna take the colonels. Thanks, thanks Gandhi.

Speaker 11 (01:26:46):
Process of elimination gave you your team. All right, here
we go, So Froggy, you're up first. Here we go
the question. We pulled one hundred people name a fancy
car brand that could also be the name of a
stripper Mercedes, Show me Mercedes the number one response. Four

(01:27:10):
answers on the board. You've got number one. Are you
gonna play or you get passed?

Speaker 26 (01:27:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
I want to play? All right, I want to play.
Scottie b Uh show me Porsche.

Speaker 27 (01:27:22):
Oh my god, you've been to a strip club of
time or two, haven't you go?

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
Maybe?

Speaker 11 (01:27:27):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
All right, you're on a roll, Elvis Durant. Well ask
the question again, please.

Speaker 27 (01:27:31):
Maybe fancy car brand that could also be the name
of a stripper, Kia.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
Why did I choose all this?

Speaker 11 (01:27:46):
Yeah, I'm sure it's a stripper to named Kia, but
it's not a fancy car brand.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
All right, all right? Well sorry, I'm sorry about ten.
I'll let my team down back to you, Froggy. We
got two answers left on the board.

Speaker 11 (01:27:55):
I'm gonna go with Lexus, Lexus Popular Smooth, you'd be
yes the number three response. You got one left, guys
cleaning up, Scottie b Something you probably wouldn't be driving.
Name fancy car brand that could also be the name
of a stripper. I would not be driving a Ferrari.

Speaker 4 (01:28:15):
Ferrari.

Speaker 30 (01:28:16):
Yeah, have you ever had a dance from a girl
named Ferrari Mercedes, Yes, Ferrari, No, Well go back out
there and find it.

Speaker 27 (01:28:23):
Ferrari Yes, sweet minus Elvis is key of respect.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
My next answer was going to be douseldry. That was
what I was thinking to be. Yeah, that's like Chevy.
You guys are fantastic.

Speaker 27 (01:28:45):
Should we go to around two?

Speaker 4 (01:28:46):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
Okay, all right, are you ready? Scary? Well we've been ready.

Speaker 11 (01:28:52):
That's why we said yes, it's scary. Now, what is
an animal you might hear on a farm? But you
must make this sound as your answer?

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
Oh, the animal you hear on the farm.

Speaker 27 (01:29:04):
What is an animal you would hear on the farm,
but you must make the sound as a response.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
That would be a cow.

Speaker 27 (01:29:13):
You'd be correct.

Speaker 11 (01:29:15):
Number one response answers on the board answers, So dang ow,
Now what is an animal you might hear on a farm?
You must make the sound is your answer?

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
Scary?

Speaker 27 (01:29:30):
Kidding, I'm kidding.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
Would that be a pig? And you'd be right?

Speaker 11 (01:29:35):
The pig is on the board. The number three response,
okay to you, gandhi, that would be a sheep? Yes,
you got seven A lot of okay, all right, a
lot of farm animals. Okay, you're you're cleaning up so far, Scary.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
I guess that would be a chicken. No, no, no, chicken, rooster,
a rooster, chicken. A rooster is chicken. I don't know.
No rooster, roosters, and hens are chickens. All right, that
could be a separate answer. No, they are all chickens,
roosters and all right. Next, uh yeah, I'm gonna look

(01:30:24):
that up. I'm guessing that's a horse. Horse noises, be right,
the number four. By the way, let me I interrupt
the show, because well it's my show. Just a rooster

(01:30:44):
is an adult male chicken or otherwise known as a cock.
Speaking of a cock. Back to the host, thank you,
How does a cock sound like?

Speaker 9 (01:30:58):
Nate?

Speaker 6 (01:30:59):
Like this?

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
All right, we're up to you, Gandhi.

Speaker 11 (01:31:02):
Name an animal you might hear in a farm, and
you must make the sound as your answer.

Speaker 27 (01:31:06):
Two responses left.

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
Oh oh.

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
That's a dog.

Speaker 27 (01:31:14):
That's a little one might find one on a farm,
but not this farm.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
That's not what the people report. I was in the song.

Speaker 11 (01:31:22):
Okay, back to you, Scary, got two buzzes left. An
animal you might hear in a farm, Please make the
sound as your so if I clock, that's your chicken?

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
In the head. It's not the same thing. Okay, time
is of the three seconds? Yeah, on that far? No cat?
You know, we had tons of cats on our phone.

(01:31:51):
I don't disagree. But then we called there were mousers.
There were mousers in the in the barn. What we
got to left?

Speaker 12 (01:31:58):
Can you tell us what we've said so for?

Speaker 27 (01:32:00):
You've had cows, chickens, pigs, horses.

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
And sheep.

Speaker 15 (01:32:04):
Okay, so this is not a sheep. It's the other one.
But I feel like it's the same. What sound does
it make?

Speaker 18 (01:32:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
Let's hear it.

Speaker 12 (01:32:12):
I feel like it makes the same time.

Speaker 4 (01:32:14):
What are you going for?

Speaker 1 (01:32:15):
You can't tell you. You can't tell her.

Speaker 4 (01:32:19):
But I don't know. I don't do you know what
I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:32:28):
Yes, I don't. I don't want to go to that.
Don't let me hear it again.

Speaker 15 (01:32:33):
I'm playing on a goat?

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
That is that a goat?

Speaker 27 (01:32:36):
Noise you're making?

Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
That's the worst goat ever?

Speaker 14 (01:32:44):
Sound like?

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
Actually, you're pretty What does the fox say?

Speaker 12 (01:32:50):
The goat from the Broadway show Wicked?

Speaker 1 (01:32:54):
Okay, that's awesome. All of marbles, it's up to you.
How many shops left?

Speaker 27 (01:33:02):
One answer left on the board. The bottom one.

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
Not many people guess this one. How many strikes we have?
You got two strikes, So it's all up the gandhi.

Speaker 27 (01:33:11):
Animal you might hear in a farm?

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
Please, what is that noise?

Speaker 20 (01:33:16):
All?

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
Would that be a donkey?

Speaker 4 (01:33:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
Look at that? Yeah, well I'm back to this goat.

Speaker 12 (01:33:41):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
It does sound like a.

Speaker 15 (01:33:50):
Very angry honestly, taking it from Wicked, because when the
professor was talking and he started to turn into a
goat after a few words, he would go, sound, my.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
God, one and one. I don't know, do we want
a time breaker?

Speaker 9 (01:34:08):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
I think we should leave it right where we found it.

Speaker 11 (01:34:10):
All right, Collectively as a team, you guys are just
literally the best.

Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
So we're just sitting here and then out of nowhere,
Danielle has this moment. She screams to the room, I
want a baby coach.

Speaker 12 (01:34:41):
Because Ike, for some I guess.

Speaker 15 (01:34:43):
You know, Instagram knows your algorithm whatever, and I must
be looking at a lot of baby animals lately, and
so now all.

Speaker 12 (01:34:49):
Of a sudden, I'm getting these baby gold videos and.

Speaker 15 (01:34:51):
They're so cute, and the one that came up today's
she has a little bow on her head, and I'm like,
I want a baby goat. And then scary as the
blurt out, guess what I had? Ate a baby gout?

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
He said in the DR and Dominican Republic. He said,
they call it Dominican lamb. Yeah, that's exactly what it was.
The guy I said, well, but it's goat.

Speaker 10 (01:35:14):
No, yeah, well that's the thing. See the crazy thing
is they said it's Dominican. They call it Dominican lamb. Okay,
We're sitting there and it shows up looking like beef
in a stew. So you just you just ate what
looked like beef they call lamb, but it's goat.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
It tasted like beef too.

Speaker 10 (01:35:31):
It looked and tasted like beef, and all these other
had sharp cones in it, and I'm eating it and
then I'm like, halfway through the meal, I'm like, so,
this doesn't look like lamb.

Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
When I think of lamb, I think of lamb chops.
So I said, so what is this? And we googled
it and it says it translated to baby goat. There
was a picture cute baby goat. I'm like, okay, so
I ate goat. There's and by the way, that's not unusual.
And you know because I you know what, in the
Mexican Mexican culture, we would eat cabrito all the time,

(01:36:01):
which it was. It was the ribs of the goat, right,
it was delicious. A lot of people eat go but Danielle.
But Danielle is like, well wait, I want a baby goat, and.

Speaker 15 (01:36:13):
You're not coming over to visit him.

Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
I'm afraid of you.

Speaker 14 (01:36:15):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
Scary brought his chef to visit your goat. I just
feel a culture now that I try, you know what,
I'll have it again. And they did good. That's good,
and I can we can all feel your excitement. Uh,
And that's it.

Speaker 9 (01:36:28):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
That's why I insist people travel to other countries try
other people's cuisine. You don't even have to travel to
other countries. You can buy it here. You can go
to queens right here in New York and oh my gosh,
you can get some great food from such a diverse
number of different cultures. And you got to do it.
And I love that that you're excited about it. Even

(01:36:49):
you called it beef lamb and.

Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
Goat, and you shattered Danielle's dream, Right.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
Okay, well that's you can get that everywhere too. Uh well,
what what, Nate? I think?

Speaker 11 (01:37:02):
I was like thirty five when I realized that a
cornish game hen is actually just a baby chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
Did you guys know this?

Speaker 15 (01:37:10):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:37:11):
I thought it was like a little bird that that
like ran around the forest. Okay, what about this last
time you ordered squab? You don't know what a squab is.
Go down to the street in New York City. They're
walking around everywhere. It's a pigeon exactly.

Speaker 11 (01:37:25):
They gotta call it something other than what it is,
because you wouldn't order it if you said, we take
the pigeons, Well you could order pigeon.

Speaker 15 (01:37:32):
It's okay, Well I take that extra dirty one.

Speaker 3 (01:37:35):
And they call anything baby anything nobody, no baby baby, Yes,
please give them a chance?

Speaker 12 (01:37:45):
Gives is that?

Speaker 9 (01:37:47):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:37:48):
Isn't that? What mutton is like? It's like an old beer.
It's old sheep that's been in a shed for like three.

Speaker 15 (01:37:55):
You don't feel as bad at least that at least
that mutton had a Lifets.

Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
Everybody talks about you got to go for the mutton chop.
It's an old sheep. Yeah, that's been hanging hanging sheets,
it's been hanging around. I think it ages or something.
Does it with the proteins right elves or something. I don't,
I don't know. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna say,
because I don't know. I'm not gonna sit here and
make stuff up. I don't know. I don't know. I've
I've eaten mutton. I don't know. I can't look. I

(01:38:25):
don't know. It has Uh it has a grape overtones.
I taste vanilla and I taste smoke. I'm gonna, I know,
taste taste like an old mutton. Well, but I'm so
glad that you try. You you tried different food. I
love that. I love that. But I remember we were

(01:38:46):
in we were in France once and we went to
this restaurant and uh, that's known for serving off all
which were awful whatever you want to pronounce it, which
is usually everything within the animal right from snoop to
poot as they call it, from the from the nose
to the butthole. And so they they did offer us horse.

(01:39:08):
And I know that a lot of cultures eat horse.
I just I couldn't. I couldn't do it. I drew.
I drew the line. I could not because I grew
up with horses, like I can't eat those. But you know,
but you know, we all we all grew up eating beef.
But let's talk about cultures that would never eat the
sacred cow. Yah, exactly exactly. But do you eat beef?

Speaker 17 (01:39:26):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:39:26):
Yeah, every now and then.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (01:39:29):
I go through phases where I don't eat meat at
all for a long time, and I think after this conversation,
I may have to go back to that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:35):
Ouh, yeah, what line? Just tell me, Okay, Jessica, let's
talk to Jessica. Oh gosh, what a day. Hello Jessica,
how you doing?

Speaker 14 (01:39:47):
Hello?

Speaker 11 (01:39:48):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
We're doing okay, just having a conversation about meat. And
you wanted to add, you've eaten goat. It's not unusual,
by the way, but it was unusual when you first
ate it.

Speaker 12 (01:40:00):
I'm sure, well, yes, my boyfriends from puert Rico.

Speaker 18 (01:40:03):
So he's like, yeah, sure, Well where he was looking
for lamb couldn't find it, so he got goat.

Speaker 9 (01:40:09):
I didn't really know what I was eating, right, And
then I was telling my friends.

Speaker 4 (01:40:15):
That I ate something.

Speaker 1 (01:40:15):
I didn't know what it was, and I couldn't think
of the word goat, so I told her it was donkey,
and she thought it was even funnier. Okay, we're having
jackass for dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:40:27):
But no, it actually was very good.

Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
I didn't know the difference between beefs and and there
you go. Now, have you ever eaten rabbit?

Speaker 6 (01:40:35):
No? I have not.

Speaker 1 (01:40:37):
See I love rabbit. You know, if you go to
Italy you order the connelio or cornelio, or you go
to uh France, order lapine, it's rabbit. Then they serve
it it's you know, stewed or whatever. I love it.
But Gandhi, when you go to the grocery store in Italy,

(01:40:57):
I mean they have they like rabbits sitting in the
you know, right next to the stakes.

Speaker 12 (01:41:01):
Right there, it's a little bunny food food.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
I'm sure what were you saying.

Speaker 3 (01:41:03):
Jessica, there is there is a lot of little bones
in that.

Speaker 14 (01:41:07):
He was.

Speaker 1 (01:41:08):
Yeah, very succulent, so good, i'd have any scary calm down. Well,
thank you for listening to us, Jessica. You have a
great day, and it's okay, eat that goat. Bye bye bye,
thank you, take care. Uh what what's that name? I've
eaten horse? Have you guys had horse? Well, we just

(01:41:28):
talked about it.

Speaker 6 (01:41:29):
I did.

Speaker 1 (01:41:29):
I drew the line of horse. I will not eat it.
I had it in Iceland because I guess that's something
they farm there. Okay, it was terrible. I will never
eat a horse. So now hold on, you've eaten bad
beef before. Maybe it was the chef.

Speaker 12 (01:41:44):
Is it a tough meat?

Speaker 1 (01:41:45):
It's very chea, very chety. Okay, all right, well this
was a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (01:41:53):
Oh my god, did I go back to eating donkeys?

Speaker 1 (01:41:56):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (01:41:56):
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 4 (01:41:57):
No, we can't.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
Want to see what we actually look like.

Speaker 13 (01:42:03):
Oh black, Oh fairy princess that resides over the pits
of hell.

Speaker 2 (01:42:07):
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Speaker 1 (01:42:18):
So have you ever been on vacation and you find
out that the toilet you've been using has been used
by a celebrity?

Speaker 14 (01:42:27):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:42:29):
Yes, scary.

Speaker 10 (01:42:29):
So I was down in the dr on vacation and
we rented a villa where people like Tiger and post
Malone state and I'm sitting.

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
There and I'm thinking, like, this is awesome. This is awesome.

Speaker 10 (01:42:41):
And then I realize, oh my god, I'm sitting on
the toilet and I'm like, post Malone use this toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:42:47):
I stayed in the room post Malone state unless he
brought his own seats. But I'm sitting there and now
I couldn't get out of my head. I'm in the
bed and I'm like, oh my god, post Malone slept here.
What did he do in this bed? So my mind
started wandering and going crazy. But yeah, true story, But yeah,
I kind of didn't want to know celebrity toilets, Well

(01:43:09):
said nineteen l nineteen is Alyssa, you actually used the celebrities? Well, hello,
you used the celebrities toilet? Which celebrity did?

Speaker 19 (01:43:20):
So I used Rob Zombies' toilet?

Speaker 1 (01:43:22):
All right? So where did this happen?

Speaker 4 (01:43:26):
That scary?

Speaker 14 (01:43:28):
So he's actually married to my cousin's cousin and they
were giving away some furniture that.

Speaker 5 (01:43:33):
My cousin wanted.

Speaker 18 (01:43:34):
So I went with her with a U haul to
go pick stuff up, and we just kind.

Speaker 4 (01:43:38):
Of spent the day there.

Speaker 15 (01:43:39):
We had lunch there, and eventually, you.

Speaker 14 (01:43:42):
Know, I had to go bathroom.

Speaker 18 (01:43:43):
So that's how I used Rob Zombie toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:43:45):
Did you blow it up. You didn't blow it up,
did you?

Speaker 6 (01:43:48):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:43:48):
No, I didn't blow it up.

Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
Okay? Good.

Speaker 12 (01:43:50):
Was it clean or were there like dead bodies around?

Speaker 6 (01:43:54):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:43:54):
It was very clean. His house is so nice.

Speaker 18 (01:43:57):
There's so much like funky cool, like dark art on
the walls and it's a really nice.

Speaker 1 (01:44:02):
Health But it was very clean. All right. Well, good,
Thanks for sharing your celebrity toilet story. Welcome to celebrity
toilet stories. All right, listen, thanks for listening to us.
You go have a good day. Okay, you guys, of course,
love you too. Now listen to this one. Froggy Online nineighteen, Christina.
Christina tell Froggy where whose toilet you used?

Speaker 4 (01:44:24):
Toby Keith?

Speaker 7 (01:44:25):
Oh wow, you know the late Toby Keith's very sad
for me right now. But I had a friend who
found him before he became like a big star, and
it was if you guys remember Intrepid He played on
me Intrepid back in like ninety eight or something like that.
And we went and I had to use the bathroom

(01:44:51):
after the show, and we were waiting for the meet
and greet with him, and the manager was like, oh,
come on the bus, and I'm like, no, I can't.
They're like, yeah, yeah, let's go, and I'm like okay.
So I was sitting on his toilet and I was
doing like the happy peepee dance because I was like,
my god, toilet, this is so amazing. What am I
going to take?

Speaker 4 (01:45:10):
I took nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:45:11):
But then when I came out, the band was there,
so I was having a beer hanging out with them,
and like, Toby came on the bus and I was
I got to meet him, like, you know, had a
beer with him for maybe a minute, and that was it.

Speaker 4 (01:45:22):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:45:23):
Wow, look at that. I have to use this toilet though. Yeah,
that's pretty cool because you also got to hang out
on the bus, which is like, that's an honor to
be invited to the bus. I love that. Great story
and perfect timing. Excellent, Christina, thank you thanks for listening.
We love toilet stories.

Speaker 14 (01:45:42):
This is help me.

Speaker 1 (01:45:43):
This is how low we go, We go very low.
Look at the text messages. I used Ralph Mancio's toilet
the Karate Kid. My mom used Gloria Gainer's toilet in
her dressing room at the Apollo Theater. Wow, that's cool,
that's cool.

Speaker 15 (01:45:57):
I used Chris Rocks toilet, remember and then I stole
a toilet paper on Halloween. No, it was not on Halloween.
It was I went there for a meeting for something
once and I went in. He had the toilet paper
and it was gold ours, you remember, I ripped up
a whole bunch and took it with me.

Speaker 4 (01:46:12):
What did you do with it?

Speaker 14 (01:46:13):
I just kept it.

Speaker 12 (01:46:13):
I was like, who has gold toilet paper?

Speaker 3 (01:46:15):
I thought it was so cool.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
Wow. I know, but no one else is talking about
this on their show right now. I guarantee it another
called Line twenty and we'll talk to Nick. Nick did
something very unusual that we need to need to know
more about. Yes, Nick, what's going on?

Speaker 5 (01:46:33):
Hey?

Speaker 8 (01:46:33):
Hey, you doing guys? Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:46:35):
We're doing. Okay, Okay, whose toilet did you use?

Speaker 8 (01:46:38):
Claire Jeans Claire Danes, Yeah, I got I got contracted
to install appliances in her apartment and I went in
there and I wish she used the toilet and very
well it was in her Manhattan apartment.

Speaker 1 (01:46:56):
Oh see, I wonder it's sort of related to what
you're related to what you're saying, Nick, how many plumbers
install new toilets in new homes owned by celebrities and
they christen them so they can be the first to
use them. We have heard that this is a thing
we have.

Speaker 8 (01:47:12):
Well that's that's what happened. The plumber had put it
in and I needed He said, well, we just put
it in and it's the only bathroom here.

Speaker 1 (01:47:21):
So I was like, yeah, you gotta do what you
gotta do. There, you go, you gotta do. I love
that you've got to do that, all right, Nick Claire
Dame's toilet. I hope you're just listening. All right, Nick,
thank you very much. I love it. Thanks for thanks
for taxing. All right? So who in the room because
I've got a few and they're gonna sound boogie. I'm
kind of debating whether I should say them or not.

Speaker 3 (01:47:42):
Oh, of course you should say yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:47:43):
Well first, Gandhia said she doesn't recall ever using a
celebrities toilet.

Speaker 15 (01:47:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:47:47):
I don't think so.

Speaker 13 (01:47:48):
I mean unless these bathrooms around here count where like
a celebrity used our toilet and then I used it after.

Speaker 3 (01:47:54):
I've never done it. But I would like to know
which celebrities blew up our bathroom?

Speaker 14 (01:47:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:47:58):
Right, who else on the show us a celebrity toilet?

Speaker 20 (01:48:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:48:01):
I'm using toilet on his plane. Okay, that wins the
boy Prize. Sorry, I wasn't gonna live airplane part out,
but whatever, that's awesome.

Speaker 21 (01:48:16):
It is.

Speaker 1 (01:48:16):
Yeah. Well, I will tell you that there's a resort
we went to and we knew the lady who slept
in our bedroom before we checked in was Donna Tella
Versaci Versace, so I know I used her toilet. Oh wow,
And in the same resort. Next time we went, we
stayed in the same house that jay Z and Beyonce
stayed in, and we stayed in the primary suite, so

(01:48:37):
I'm assuming they used the toilet.

Speaker 15 (01:48:39):
Beyonce brings her own toilet seat, so I don't I
bet you know what Okay, yeah, okay, but you might
have gotten jay Z's.

Speaker 1 (01:48:46):
But maybe I know. When we stayed at the Hard
Rock in Mexico, we stayed in the Brent Michael Sweet
so I guess Brett I sat on Brent Michael's toilet.
We rented the old Frank Sinatra house in Palm Springs,
so we know at least he used that bathroom at
some point. So I was sitting there one morning going,
oh my god, Frank Sinatra used to Papa Squad exactly

(01:49:09):
where I am.

Speaker 13 (01:49:11):
And even if it's not the same toilet, your waist
is traveling through the same pipes.

Speaker 4 (01:49:16):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (01:49:16):
Yes, thank you for sharing. Is the ultimate optimist. And
then I'll say something and this was a little touching
for us. We stayed in Bruce Willis's old house, so
I know that Bruce had used this bathroom before, and
I was I kept wondering what it was like for
Bruce and his family to enjoy this incredible place on

(01:49:38):
the on the beach. You were there, Nate, Yeah, yeah,
you stayed in the guest bedroom. I bet one of
his daughters he was that toilet.

Speaker 11 (01:49:45):
I know how crazy is that? You're like somebody sat
right there where I'm sitting. I actually spent a lot of.

Speaker 1 (01:49:51):
Time on the toilet just for that very reason.

Speaker 11 (01:49:55):
Anyway, maybe Bruce Willis was reading a magazine right here
exactly the moment.

Speaker 1 (01:50:00):
Yes, scary, what's up? We just got a text I
use limp biscuits torbus toilet. Oh yeah, well there you go.
I think we've really wrung all the juice out of
this one.

Speaker 2 (01:50:18):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 1 (01:50:22):
All right, listeners, know what they want, some listeners demand.
Michael Oppenheimer. E J and Maria are co workers of
d Row, and they emailed us this. Dear Elvis, our coworker.
D Row hates it when telemarketers call her. She's the
perfect target for mister Michael Oppenheimer. Sick of them. All right, Well,

(01:50:43):
mister Michael Oppenheimer's gonna call from a little toy company,
Gonna call d Row and try to sell her toys
She doesn't want. Scary Jones, of course, is the persistent telemarketer,
Mister Michael Oppenheimer. E J and Maria, d Row's co
workers are listening in at the office. Good afternoon, This
is d Oh yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michael

(01:51:04):
Oppenheimer with Giggle Time Toys Incorporated. How are you doing today?

Speaker 26 (01:51:07):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:51:08):
What the hell are you calling me about? We'd like
to interest you in some toys.

Speaker 14 (01:51:12):
We understand that, Thank you very much, but I'm not
interested in being bothered about this with that while I'm
at work.

Speaker 1 (01:51:19):
Are you familiar? Oh yes, good afternoon. This is mister
Michael Oppenheimer with Giggle Time.

Speaker 14 (01:51:26):
Mister Michael, I am not interested and if you call
me again, I'm going to find out where are your
callings from, and I'm going to send the police.

Speaker 1 (01:51:33):
You don't let me finish. I wanted to tell you
a little bit about.

Speaker 4 (01:51:38):
You all.

Speaker 1 (01:51:38):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 14 (01:51:40):
Are you going to stop calling me?

Speaker 1 (01:51:42):
Our toy company is a great place to find inexpensive
toys primarily used as rewards for children.

Speaker 4 (01:51:48):
Did you know that?

Speaker 1 (01:51:48):
Missus Rowe?

Speaker 14 (01:51:49):
I'm not interested?

Speaker 4 (01:51:51):
Are you ready to listen to that?

Speaker 1 (01:51:53):
I sense you might be swaying a little bit, Missus.

Speaker 4 (01:51:57):
He doesn't know what he's doing.

Speaker 14 (01:51:58):
This is I said, I'm not in this is. I've
hung up I don't know how many times, and obviously
he can't understand the words no. I don't know what
part of no he doesn't understand, but no doesn't seem
to matter to him. And if he calls me again,
I swear to God that's going to be the end
of his life.

Speaker 1 (01:52:16):
So which credit card would you like to be using
at this time? This is wrong?

Speaker 10 (01:52:19):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (01:52:19):
Yeah, right, I'd like to What kind of a fool
do you think I am?

Speaker 1 (01:52:24):
I just like, here's my credit card visa American Express Discover.
We have a special on the glow bracelet assortment. Excuse
me twenty four for nine ninety five not interested? Three
cases of Schilly putty at thirteen dollars and ninety five cents.

Speaker 14 (01:52:38):
What part of nt don't you understand?

Speaker 4 (01:52:42):
Interested?

Speaker 1 (01:52:43):
You were interested at one time or another?

Speaker 14 (01:52:45):
Not interested?

Speaker 1 (01:52:47):
Now I'd like to tell you about how do you
understand that? How about the transparent animal? Squirt gud?

Speaker 14 (01:52:52):
What is your name?

Speaker 4 (01:52:53):
Please?

Speaker 1 (01:52:53):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 14 (01:52:55):
Michael Oppenheimer. I may just have to file a lawsuit
against people.

Speaker 1 (01:53:00):
Well, that wouldn't be good. We wouldn't will.

Speaker 14 (01:53:02):
Oh well, obviously that wouldn't be good.

Speaker 1 (01:53:05):
We're a startup company.

Speaker 14 (01:53:08):
Mister startup company, I think you better listen to the No, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:53:14):
Not browse catalogs.

Speaker 14 (01:53:18):
No, what part of that don't you understand?

Speaker 9 (01:53:21):
Mister?

Speaker 4 (01:53:21):
Startup?

Speaker 1 (01:53:22):
Catalogs are free, There are no charging to me.

Speaker 14 (01:53:26):
If you call me one more time, I'm going to
follow suit against you.

Speaker 1 (01:53:30):
We want to prevent that at this time. We do
want to know what are you.

Speaker 14 (01:53:34):
Going to do to prevent it? Can I hear I'm
a sorry we disturbed you at your work? You can
can I hear that?

Speaker 1 (01:53:42):
Why would we apologize? We're doing our job.

Speaker 14 (01:53:44):
May I hear I'm sorry, please, but I'm interested in hearing.
I'm sorry. Can you please say those words time?

Speaker 4 (01:53:55):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:53:56):
You're treating me like a child, miss and.

Speaker 14 (01:53:59):
You're not listening what I've said to you, so obviously
I have to get on a very low level of intelligence.

Speaker 1 (01:54:09):
We'd like your email address at this time.

Speaker 4 (01:54:11):
You'd like to tell you go fly a kite.

Speaker 1 (01:54:14):
We do have kites here at Giggle Time Tours.

Speaker 14 (01:54:16):
Oh good, would you go outside and fly one then
for me? And then maybe you can call me back
and tell me how it works.

Speaker 1 (01:54:22):
We have a special mini glider.

Speaker 4 (01:54:24):
Oh wait, is it for free?

Speaker 1 (01:54:26):
It's no that you'd have to buy seventy two or
seven ninety five.

Speaker 14 (01:54:29):
See then I'm not interested. I am through with this
conversation now, and if you call me again, I'm going
to have to do something really, really drastic.

Speaker 1 (01:54:41):
Missus Rowe. This is scary, Jones. When you've been phone tapped.

Speaker 14 (01:54:45):
You're kidding?

Speaker 1 (01:54:46):
Men, No, I'm for real?

Speaker 4 (01:54:48):
And who phone tapped me?

Speaker 1 (01:54:50):
EJ and Maria?

Speaker 20 (01:54:52):
Oh they're cute.

Speaker 3 (01:54:55):
They're in so much trouble.

Speaker 2 (01:55:00):
Pardie Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 24 (01:55:04):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all parts.

Speaker 2 (01:55:08):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:55:24):
Would you buy a used mattress?

Speaker 4 (01:55:29):
No, no way?

Speaker 1 (01:55:32):
Really before Yeah, I agree, I would not buy a
used mattress. But yes, Froggy's right. We go to hotels
and sleep in those mattresses on those things. They've been
through a lot more hell than maybe a used mattress
you're buying.

Speaker 6 (01:55:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:55:48):
It's kind of funny, how, No, it's true. There is there. No,
you're not going to disagree with me here, Nate, you're wrong, me,
you are wrong. I'll tell you why.

Speaker 16 (01:55:56):
The mattress at your house, like you'd be buying a
used personal mattress that there's only been one person's leaping
on it. Chances are since it is their mattress, they've
taken better care of it. The hotel mattress has had
different people every day, every night, and people probably doing
things they would normally do at home.

Speaker 1 (01:56:11):
Exactly. Well, okay, yes it's true. Now moving on my
point is this what other things are we doing in
life that are really gross but we've kind of we
just ignore it. We ignore how gross it is.

Speaker 16 (01:56:21):
We just move on with our deck going to a
restaurant using silverware and cups that other people have put.

Speaker 1 (01:56:25):
Their mouth on.

Speaker 3 (01:56:26):
Yeah, true, the cup thing is terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:56:28):
We assume it's clean, right, you assume it.

Speaker 3 (01:56:31):
Assume it is. I used to work at a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:56:34):
Exactly, and then and sometimes you eat food and restaurants.
God only knows how it got on into that plate
and it used to be and what it used to
touch and correct. I don't know. Oh, I know, no,
I have been absolutely taking the lemons and lime wedges, yeah,
out of my water and stuff. But it's so funny
how you know you'll pick something off the ground and

(01:56:56):
eat it because you just okay, you get to remind
yourself this is gross. This is actually wait, who picks things.

Speaker 3 (01:57:05):
Which ground?

Speaker 1 (01:57:06):
Well? I don't know anyway. Also keep in mind, speaking
of the ground and Gandhi, we absolutely I agree with you,
but we don't practice it. Wearing shoes inside your house
after walking outside with dog crap everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:57:20):
Yeah, it's so disgusting to me. I cannot.

Speaker 13 (01:57:23):
I have a friend who they wear their shoes all
over the house, like they'll sit on the couch with
their shoes, and I won't sleep at their at their
house because it just upsets me so badly.

Speaker 16 (01:57:32):
It's you walk in a public bathroom with shoes on.
You've just absolutely stepped in urine, and you didn't take
that in your house.

Speaker 13 (01:57:38):
Down the streets of New York City, and then you
bring that into your house. That's actually a health hazard.

Speaker 4 (01:57:42):
Don't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:57:43):
So there's a whole list of things we do. They're
really gross, but we just turn the other cheek.

Speaker 3 (01:57:51):
Even if you think about it. This is going to
ruin a lot for a lot of people.

Speaker 13 (01:57:53):
But like dogs and cats, love them, but they walk
in their litter box and then they walk all over
your house.

Speaker 15 (01:57:59):
They just put in the box, they sit on your pillow,
they sit, they everything everything.

Speaker 16 (01:58:07):
They licked their privates and then lick my face exactly that.
But whatever, we love them so much we turn the
other cheek.

Speaker 1 (01:58:15):
It's true. It's true. So gross.

Speaker 3 (01:58:17):
Really, it's very disgusting. I used to baby wipe my
dog's pause every day.

Speaker 1 (01:58:20):
We do these gross things every day. But here we are.
We're still alive. Yeah, we're still here.

Speaker 15 (01:58:25):
I feel like if we if we avoided every single
germ out there, it would be bad for You need
to build up some kind of immunity to think.

Speaker 1 (01:58:33):
That's what they say. You know, here's one kissing someone
like tongue kissing someone. Good god man, it's disgusting, it is.

Speaker 3 (01:58:42):
Yeah, if you want to get into that, there's a hole.
Get I don't think we can.

Speaker 4 (01:58:48):
Talk about it on the air.

Speaker 1 (01:58:50):
You can, you can stan around it, go.

Speaker 13 (01:58:53):
Other sexual acts, like people complaining about a dirty banana,
but then they you know, eat other things.

Speaker 1 (01:58:59):
Exactly.

Speaker 12 (01:59:01):
There's lots of holes in the body that have lots
of drums.

Speaker 1 (01:59:04):
Thank you, Thank you for taking it to the next
level anytime. I know. But you do it in the
heat of passion and whatever you want to call it,
and it's like, oh well it's you know, it's okay
this time.

Speaker 3 (01:59:17):
Only next week you're itching. Where'd that come from?

Speaker 1 (01:59:20):
I know, I know what's on your face?

Speaker 14 (01:59:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:59:28):
So every year they come out with the most popular
travel destinations for the year. Travel and Leisure does it ever? Yeah,
I love travel in leisure. London is at the top
of the list, Paris is number two, and then Rome, Tokyo,
New York City, Cancun, Orlando, Las Vegas, Seattle, and Athens, Greece. Wow, Okay.

(01:59:54):
Top travel destinations for couples, Turks and Caicos. I was
there with Nate. We were a beautiful couple, Danielle. The
Poconos in Pennsylvania, say, we were just.

Speaker 3 (02:00:04):
There this weekend. It's great.

Speaker 15 (02:00:05):
There's so many different places in the Poconos you can
go right.

Speaker 1 (02:00:08):
Yeah, and this is for couples. The Maldives beautiful. It
takes it like fourteen years to get there. But the Maldives.
When's last time you went to the Maldives?

Speaker 17 (02:00:16):
Never?

Speaker 3 (02:00:16):
I would love to.

Speaker 1 (02:00:17):
I would too, but it does take a long time
to get there.

Speaker 20 (02:00:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:00:20):
Cankun is still a big place for couples. And Gatlinburg, Tennessee.

Speaker 12 (02:00:24):
Oh, why there?

Speaker 1 (02:00:26):
What's going on there?

Speaker 4 (02:00:28):
Boy?

Speaker 1 (02:00:28):
It's frog. You should know what's going on in Gatlinburg, Tennessee.
I you know, my parents used to go there a
lot as a kid. I'm not sure.

Speaker 16 (02:00:34):
I think there's like a theme park and there's a
lot of mountains and stuff there, which it's absolutely beautiful
and it's gorgeous, but it's different than going to just
Nashville and going to Knoxville every time.

Speaker 1 (02:00:43):
Okay, put on the list. Let's see family vacations, Church
and Caicos number one searched Myrtle Beach, Jamaica, can coun
Aruba solo travelers, and this is my favorite category. I
love people who have actually, well the courage and also
the they're okay with themselves and they're totally self sufficient

(02:01:06):
to go into vacation on their own. Bali is number one.
Oh yeah, Japan for solo travelers.

Speaker 3 (02:01:14):
Andrew's doing it.

Speaker 1 (02:01:15):
Yeah, Turks and Caicos is on the list again. And
Costa Rica. Costa Rica. If you've never been, it's just
as scary. Costa Rica is just an amazing, beautiful, beautiful
place on a cost so beautiful. Tamorindo amazing. Thank you Sketty.
It is great though, Yeah, so scary. Could you ever
do solo travel?

Speaker 10 (02:01:34):
I'm becoming more open to it, you know, I'm trying
to turn over a new leaf. You know, the first
half of my life I was I was so scared
to even just go out to dinner by myself. But
now I'm like, wow, well you know what, time's ticking down,
so here we are, and now I'm like, I'm just
gonna go if it doesn't line up with the schedules
of my friends, or my girlfriend or my family. I'm
I may go on a trip by myself because I'm

(02:01:57):
not sitting home alone doing nothing. Everybody else is working.
I just want to make sure I take full advantage
of the days I've given.

Speaker 1 (02:02:05):
The only thing I have about solo travel is I'll
see something and I'm like, God, I wish someone was
here too. I could share this way. But Gandhi, you've
been talking to a lot a lot about solo travel.

Speaker 13 (02:02:14):
I really, I really want to do it. I think
I could only do solo travel if I was part
of a group.

Speaker 3 (02:02:20):
If that makes sense.

Speaker 13 (02:02:21):
Yeah, because as a woman traveling by myself to a
lot of the places that I would want to go,
I don't know if that's the best idea. Plus, even
just when it comes to like health issues or things
like that, you want to have other people that have
an eye on you versus just being.

Speaker 12 (02:02:35):
Completely because if something happens, yeah, you would even know, right.

Speaker 10 (02:02:39):
And it would help it if they spoke English where
you went, because I can't be by myself in a
place where I don't understand the language.

Speaker 1 (02:02:45):
You'd be surprised a lot of people a lot. Now, Yeah,
your phone does a lot, but you know, you'd be surprised,
especially if you go to the major cities like Florence
or Rome or Paris. They will help you out and
it's easier to get around speaking only English. Did you
realize it really is. They make it very easy for you.
You figure it out, and that's part of the fun

(02:03:06):
is figuring it out. Part of the fun is like
getting lost while you're on a walk. As long as
you're not in a bad neighborhood, it's pretty cool.

Speaker 13 (02:03:12):
I think I've seen too many scary movies, Hostele, I
need both my kidneys.

Speaker 4 (02:03:16):
One of them.

Speaker 1 (02:03:17):
Not oh God anyway, but yeah, in touristy areas there's
always English being spoken, you know. But beware any restaurant
that has pictures of the food on the poster out front.
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Speaker 4 (02:03:56):
And listen now.

Speaker 2 (02:03:57):
Elvista ran in the morning show, all right, we are done.

Speaker 1 (02:04:04):
But we're coming back. Don't you worry until next time.
Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody.