FULL SHOW: The Day We Debunk Diva Behavior

We get into the chaos of breaking up but still living together, plus the weirdest things you refuse to throw away. From faux pas moments and diva behavior to airport pickups gone wrong and foods you’d eat no matter what — it’s one of those “why are we like this?” days.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Is that time when we meet Elvis Duran?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Is that a sausage in your pants?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Of the nationally syndicated radio shows Elvis Duran and The
Morning Shining shown.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
You guys are fabulous.

Speaker 5 (00:21):
I lived to you guys at hour and.

Speaker 6 (00:22):
From work every day.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Would you actually go to a real life Jurassic Park?
I mean people, we've seen the movie. Yes, yes, I
would go with you Gandhi.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
One hundred two, I would go.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah. So the three of us, this is the three
of us marching down the yellow brick road in dinosaur Land.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Absolutely take my chances.

Speaker 7 (00:50):
I think after seven installments of the film, we know
how to survive. Yeah, exactly, we can get out of
there totally. We know what I we do.

Speaker 8 (00:58):
It was instruction all those films.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, they were I left this text that came in
and said, yes, I would love to go to Jurassic
For my favorite question, even if I die there, what
a fabulous way to die? ABS Line nineteen is Danielle.
Let's see if Danielle would go, good.

Speaker 9 (01:13):
Morning everyone, good morning.

Speaker 8 (01:16):
So would you go to Jurassic Park if there was one?

Speaker 10 (01:18):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Hell hell yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:20):
Oh man, I just it just just draws me in.
And I tell you make sure you uh you have
that Jurassic Park scene music, and it'll just draw me
right in. It's like it's me and be like a
Disney World.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
There you go. Okay, so so far it's just four
of It's it's Danielle Monaro and Gandhi, Me and you.
Danielle holding on getting into the jeeps and rolling around
for sure. Now, so you heard Gandhi say Danielle that
we've seen the movies. I guess you've seen all of them.
We should know right now we are instructed on how

(01:54):
to act and survive because of the films.

Speaker 7 (01:58):
Don't run, Yeah, exploration is not the way to do it.
Don't go exploring things.

Speaker 12 (02:04):
Don't stay within the fencing.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Are you all right?

Speaker 8 (02:07):
All right, we'll be safe.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
All right. Well, you know we've heard. You know, there
are different scientists. They're out there engineering some way to
sort of maybe bring back something from Diastic Park or
close close to it, right, Gandhi.

Speaker 7 (02:23):
Yeah, So they're working on the wooly mammoth, which actually
did exist at the same time as Man. So they're
not going back that far yet, but I'm sure at
some point, somebody is going.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
To do it.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
You think Ai is going to bring back that God.

Speaker 7 (02:37):
They're trying to I don't know if you guys have
seen it, but they're trying to create like some I
don't know if it's an air mez bag or what
it is. That's t Rex skin. It's not t Rex's blizzard.
It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I'm sure. Yeah, Canal Street would have the real deal.
They would have t re skin. I'm sixty five million
years ago. We we missed out. You know, it wasn't
that long ago. Right now, we can have it here today.
All right, Danielle, we have your number. So if we
do get a Jurassic Park pass an extra, we will
we will be calling you.

Speaker 8 (03:07):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
Oh, I can't wait for that phone call.

Speaker 13 (03:09):
I'll be right there.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Wa Danielle uh Lyne four? Is Anne listening to us
on kiss? No, she's not there. She's listening in Cleveland.
She said, not only would she go, she would work there.
Maybe that's why she hung up. She's applying for a gig. Wow.

Speaker 7 (03:22):
I think that would increase your chances of survival too,
because you would know the park, but the you know
the ins and outs of it. Nowhere to go.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
You know, just always know where the exits are located.
And you're You're cool, You're fine. I think Scary Scary
says no. Not only would he not go because of
the dangerous t rex about to eat him, but it's
just it involves hiking, and he just couldn't do.

Speaker 14 (03:42):
That hiking, contracting things like malaria, poison, ivy and I
would it sounds like the worst trip ever.

Speaker 8 (03:49):
You were such a puss.

Speaker 15 (03:50):
Seriously, I mean seriously, the guy and.

Speaker 7 (03:53):
I would exist, Scary go because we could feed him
to the dinosaurs'.

Speaker 8 (03:56):
Rist I know, those tasty calves.

Speaker 7 (03:59):
Yes, easy picking meaty.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Ann is back. Let's get Anne on here. Hello, An
is right here? I think is that you.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Anne hate that friend?

Speaker 15 (04:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Hello Ann? So you live in Cleveland, so yeah, I do.
Maybe we should locate the Jurassic Park near Cleveland, somewhere
out by the roller coasters. Sure, just a thought. So
you would work there? Talk about that? So obviously you've
been dreaming about it since you were a little girl.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
I mean, I don't know about that, but I think
that it would be incredible. And I don't know that
I'm necessarily qualified to work there, but if you need
me to see the baby's Gecastorius like, I got you.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Yeah, I'll do, I'll do whatever.

Speaker 16 (04:44):
I just want to.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
I mean, who would pass up that experience?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
You know, scary?

Speaker 8 (04:50):
For instance?

Speaker 5 (04:51):
Well, I mean it's scary.

Speaker 8 (04:53):
So yeah, there is that, all right, An, I'm glad
we got you back.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
Thank you, Danielle.

Speaker 12 (05:00):
I adore you. You are my spirit animal.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Thank you for just existing in life.

Speaker 17 (05:05):
You're incredible.

Speaker 7 (05:06):
Oh my gosh, it's.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
The nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. You're the
sweetest thing.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Maybe you can work for us. I mean, we don't
need a dinosaur handler, we need a Danielle handler. No, mao,
thank you?

Speaker 8 (05:19):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Anne.

Speaker 8 (05:20):
What about you, Nate? You haven't chimed in? Would you?

Speaker 15 (05:23):
Would you love to?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
When this movie opened? I was there opening night. I
love dinosaurs, and even if I did get eaten, it
would have been well worth it to see a dinosaur
come on. Thank you amazing? Well, I think not as
you're entering its mouth, I don't think sure, that would
be a great way to.

Speaker 8 (05:40):
Say, what about you?

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Go ahead? Well, Plus, we could also figure out if
they actually did some of the things that they say
they did. You know, like those shows like Walking with
Dinosaurs where David Attenborough is like it was avoiding the mosquitoes,
so it went into this swamp. We don't know that.
They don't know. There's no way, So it would be
nice to know if they actually did some of these
things that they say they did.

Speaker 8 (06:01):
Okay, all right, scary.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
What if they at the dinosaur park they had really
top not catering and a nice foods.

Speaker 14 (06:09):
If I could sleep in a tent and you can
guarantee that I won't be eaten by anything, then I'm in.

Speaker 7 (06:14):
What if you could eat a triceratopsburger Flintstone bringing it
back to eat it.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
We spent sixty five million years bringing them back and
now we're going to turn They.

Speaker 15 (06:29):
Just like front Flintstone.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
He had that big rack of ribs on the side
of his car. I would love.

Speaker 7 (06:35):
You are crazy.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
What if we had a don Angie stand and they
had like no dinosaur lasagna? Roll up expensive my curiosity?
Then look at the text coming in. I have a
brain and the answer is hell to the no unless
a happy dire and I'm not, says Adriana. Someone else
has a hard pass for me. We're snack sized and

(06:59):
this it can finger is staying home? We are, Yeah,
all right, So as soon as we can find a
Jurassic Park opening near us, we'll have to do a
fly away with listeners. What if we did a flyway
with listeners? And okay, there's a chance we're gonna lose
a few some people. May they get eaten?

Speaker 3 (07:17):
You have to have them signed something ahead of time.
As long as it says that ahead of time, we're good.

Speaker 7 (07:21):
As long as we just close you could die.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, then it's all okay, all right, but maybe we
should do that on all our trips.

Speaker 8 (07:30):
I'm sorry, was that funny?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Elvis Tera ran in the Morning show?

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh no, we gotta good morning.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Elvis Tera ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
All right, let's get into the day with the horoscopes.
Who you're doing them with today, Producer Sam?

Speaker 18 (07:50):
It is Thursday, so that can only mean one there.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
He is it's Froggy. Food is Thursday? All right, Froggy
let's go all right, here we go.

Speaker 19 (07:56):
If you celebrated birthday today, you're celebrating with little nase
Xson Stewart, el Fanning, Jesse McCartney, Dennis Quaid.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
And Leyton Measter.

Speaker 15 (08:05):
Aries.

Speaker 19 (08:07):
You are stronger when you stop bracing for disappointment and
start expecting something better today. Your day it's a seven Tauris.
Let the small imperfection live today. It probably isn't ruining
nearly as much as you think. Your days of six
Jim and I. Someone's behavior reveals more than their words today,
so watch closely before responding.

Speaker 10 (08:24):
Your days of five, Hey, Cancer, quiet work takes you
further today than announcements, so keep building without explaining anything yet.

Speaker 18 (08:31):
Your days of seven, Hey.

Speaker 19 (08:32):
Leo, your attention locks in today, and suddenly what felt
impossible looks completely doable.

Speaker 10 (08:38):
Your day's of nine, My fellow Virgos, you walk into
today with fire, and everyone else immediately realizes it.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
Ooh, we're so fierce.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Our days of ten Libra.

Speaker 19 (08:46):
A message, comment or accidental confession shifts your whole energy
in the best way.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Your day's a nine score Bio.

Speaker 10 (08:53):
You are drawn to beauty today, but what heals you
most is what's going to feel most true.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Your day's an eight Sagittarius.

Speaker 19 (09:00):
Releasing something familiar feels odd at first, then surprisingly light
and liberating afterward.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Your day's of.

Speaker 10 (09:07):
Nine Capricorn, a daydream turns useful today when you actually
follow it towards something real and tangible your days an
eight Aquarius.

Speaker 19 (09:14):
You see the pattern clearly now, and breaking it feels
less scary than staying your days an eight and pisce is.

Speaker 10 (09:20):
Something peculiar is going to catch your attention and deserves
a little more credit than your logic admits your days
of six and those are your Thursday morning horsecopes.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Okay, so hear me out ready, every time you get
dressed in the morning, do you stop and remember that
if you die, that's your ghost outfit forever?

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (09:41):
No?

Speaker 14 (09:41):
No?

Speaker 3 (09:42):
What?

Speaker 15 (09:44):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (09:45):
Do I have to repeat that?

Speaker 7 (09:47):
I've never thought about it? I objection?

Speaker 8 (09:49):
Wait, is that the rule?

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Whatever you're wearing when you die, that's your ghost outfit forever.
I mean, like all those people at like the Haunted
Mansion at Disney, Yeah, they all died in those club
the party.

Speaker 17 (10:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
So I don't know today, Well, I.

Speaker 19 (10:05):
Don't know what are you wearing today, Frog, Just like
a pair of regular shorts and a hoodie, like a
golf hoodie.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
And I don't want to die to day in this, Okay.

Speaker 7 (10:12):
I would be very happy with this out and it's
very comfortable.

Speaker 8 (10:15):
It is very comfortable.

Speaker 15 (10:16):
I wearing a cow door shopping ball T shirt.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Okay, yeah, yeah, what I died in heels?

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah, that's yeah. Okay, Well, I don't know if it
puts train on your legs and things and you're dead, Danielle,
I love what you're wearing.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
It, to be honest, I'd be okay with what I'm wearing.
It's very comfortable. I like my jacket, you know, a choice.

Speaker 8 (10:38):
Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
So wait, if I died in my sleep like four
hours ago, I would be for eternity in a T
shirt and no underwear exactly. You'd be Donald. You'll be
Donald Duck and Donald Duck and it is ago, I
mean through eternity. Now, So what do you mean if
you want to take this this concept deeper? How do
you want to be remembered fashion wise? When people see

(11:01):
your ghosts? So you know you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,
So maybe this is reason to dress great every day
because you never know when your time is, when your
time is up, and you're gonna wear that for the
rest of your life, well the rest of your death.
I mean whatever you would say that, I mean, I'd
be okay.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
In my yoga pants. And my edge sheer and sweatshirt.
I'm be okay with that as well. You know I'm
not gonna You know, I.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Haven't heard a lot of reports of naked ghosts, and
I know a lot of people die in their sleep.

Speaker 8 (11:30):
So hmmm, something to think about.

Speaker 7 (11:32):
Well, so I guess it kind of depends on the
type of ghost you're gonna be. Like if Nate wanted
to be a scary ghost and he's Donald Duck in it,
that's not scary at all. That would make me laugh.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
It although would make you laugh depending on what's below.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, for sure, I want to ghosts make that sound anyways?
Why can't I just use my normal voice? Why do
I have to go?

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Whoa?

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Okay, so gonna walk in with a T shirt and
no pants? Ain't no underwear?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Please?

Speaker 2 (12:05):
I'm dead. If you want to be a ghost, you gotta.
I just you're pretty white right now?

Speaker 8 (12:15):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Do you mean trench loocent? Like a jellyfish? What?

Speaker 7 (12:21):
You just never really hear about modern day ghosts? You know,
you don't hear about the ghost and the hoodie. You
hear about the ghost in some crazy Victorian outfit, which
is terrifying. Would a hoodie be terrifying.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
And then how can some ghosts look nice because your
face and some of them look like busted?

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Well, I don't depends on how they died. I guess
it also defends on what they were wearing when they died. Now,
what if someone showed up and I know this, What
if someone showed up wearing Shawn John I'm gonna get
out of here, get out of my house, banished, stupid?
All right, So keep that in mind as you get dressed. Uh,
maybe too late for today, but tomorrow, if you pass
away while getting through your day, that's that's your ghost

(13:01):
outfit forever. Wow? Wow, mind blown? Yikes?

Speaker 7 (13:07):
Would you be okay with the outfit you're wearing? I know,
I like it?

Speaker 15 (13:11):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (13:12):
I mean, it's just a little casual. I wouldn't mind having,
you know, a little McQueen.

Speaker 7 (13:17):
Yeah you do?

Speaker 8 (13:21):
Hey, Jeff, Jeff, how are you?

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Elgist you taking? What are you wearing right now?

Speaker 8 (13:27):
Jeff?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Because this is what you're gonna wear forevermore in your
ghost outfit?

Speaker 4 (13:31):
What?

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Well?

Speaker 20 (13:32):
Right now, right now, I'm actually walking on a rail trail,
Gandhi wearing some exercise clothes.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Okay, was this how is this how you wish to
be remembered, Because if so, that's not that bad of
a thing.

Speaker 21 (13:45):
Yeah, I guess this would be okay, But I was
just wondering, like, what happens if you if you get
taken to the hospital for an emergency and they cut
off your clothes and their efforts fail and then you die.

Speaker 15 (13:57):
Are you naked?

Speaker 8 (13:57):
I guess?

Speaker 2 (13:59):
But then again, I'm as I said before, Jeff, I
have not heard of a lot of reports of naked
ghost running around. Maybe those are the ghosts wearing Those
are the ghost wearing sheets. Oh yeah, it's like either
they stole sheets off a bed because they were very modest,
or they were like KKK members.

Speaker 8 (14:14):
I don't know when they passed away.

Speaker 20 (14:18):
Anybody watched Ghosts on the ghost TV show. That's that's
kind of like everybody on Ghosts is wearing what they
or when they died. So that when guy's just wearing
his underwear and uh, like the dress, shirt and tie.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah, it sounds like you're you're definitely getting your exercise in.
We can hear you you're breathing, Jeff. Well, that's a
good thing. At least you're not dead. What if you
are I don't know well anyway, so Jeff, you got
a point. You should let them. You know, just as
a lot of people in the hospital they have do
not resuscitate as their commands, do not undress me.

Speaker 8 (14:56):
Oh yeah yeah, keep me, keep me, keep me clothed.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Really difficult. And Jeff, hey, listen, thanks for listening to us.
I love how you start your day with a walk. No,
so this used to be a Is it an active
rail road track or is it just abandoned? So parts
of it are abandoned.

Speaker 20 (15:15):
There's also like a park here where they have a
steam train that takes people on tours. But it's actually
the route that Abraham Lincoln took up. Came up from
like Baltimore, headed towards Hanover and then headed west for
the Gettysburg address.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Wow. Well, you know back in the day when presidents
the only way they got around was by rail, of course,
they made speeches on the back the back of the
caboose car in many many towns across America, and including
that route you're on right now.

Speaker 8 (15:45):
That's so cool. I love that history.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
It's great. We need more of it. Jeff, thank you
for listening to us, and hit the trail. Man, it's
good hearing from you. A great day off you too,
take care well, all right, keep in mind what you're
wearing now. If you die today, that's you for it.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
That would be l swift kick in my ass. Let
me tell you. If I died barefoot, when I have
all those shoes in the closet, man.

Speaker 8 (16:08):
That really goes against you.

Speaker 7 (16:10):
I'd be like, can I go back and just get
one pair?

Speaker 1 (16:12):
No?

Speaker 15 (16:12):
Done, done, You're.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Done collectively as a team, you guys are just literally
the best.

Speaker 22 (16:21):
Elvis d Ran in the Morning Show, who chooses to
get up at this time?

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Early morning?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 15 (16:30):
Let's go around the road.

Speaker 8 (16:33):
I can't wait for this journey.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Let's go.

Speaker 8 (16:35):
I'll start with you straight in eight. What's on your
mind today?

Speaker 15 (16:37):
Okay, I was.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Thinking about this the other day. What was that childhood
fantasy that you had when you were young? I remember
thinking that I would be playing in Game seven of
the World Series and I would hit a home run
to win the game.

Speaker 15 (16:54):
Oh really, wow, we all had it.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Maybe, Danielle, you were on Broadway taking about playing apart?

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Definitely?

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Is there any way that I could play in Game
seven of the World Series? To fulfill that fantasy and
hit a home run, Like you know what, Fantasies are fabulous.
Hold on to that right, But you know, don't stop dreaming,
I guess is my point of this. It might not,
but especially when you're younger, just aim high. You know,

(17:23):
anyone else in here in the seats, anyone here have
a childhood fantasy that you still remember.

Speaker 7 (17:30):
So we actually had a history teacher who made us
all right in a journal what you wanted to be
and do when you grew up. And one of the
kids in our class just sent everybody their page. So
I saw it. And mine was being on a radio show,
which I swear it was crazy and freeing all the
animals at the zoom. I'm not even kidding. I was like, well,
I've been an idiot my whole life. This is crazy, all.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Look at you now you're on the radio and I
have the key to a zoo if you need one.

Speaker 15 (17:59):
Else, what about you?

Speaker 3 (18:00):
And yeah, mine was working on a Broadway stage, being
in a show on Broadway, which we've done. You know,
obviously I love to star in a show, but look
we got there, okay star And also working in Disney
World has always been on my list, and I wanted
to be a television newscaster or like an entertainment reporter
on television years ago. But then I went straight to

(18:20):
the radio station and I didn't even go near the
television station. So I never lived that dream.

Speaker 7 (18:25):
But I'm a reporter.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
I am so I'm good. I'm good.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
See dreams sort of country, Yeah, Nate snowhere near the
basketball baseball Scotty me had a dream.

Speaker 15 (18:37):
Yes, you know.

Speaker 23 (18:37):
If you look in my yearbook from nineteen ninety three,
on the page where it says what will you'll be
doing in twenty five years, it says I'll be working
on a major market morning radio show where a wife
and two kids.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
So most of it's right.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Oh my god, most of it's right.

Speaker 7 (18:52):
There was a moment all of it was true.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
There was a moment. Yeah, oh my godness, Danielle, what's
on your mind today?

Speaker 4 (19:00):
No.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
I was at an amusement park right and I was
asking for directions. I went up to someone who worked
there and I said, Hi, how do I get out
of the park? And usually they'll like point you. You
know that the person's answer was the same way you
came into the park, So.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Helpful, Tell you like to do it though as thing to.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Say, like, I'm like, I just kind of looked at
them and I was like what, I'm like, you're so.
I was like, that's just so rude, and I just
turned around and walked away. I'm like, that is the
rudest comment, Like, no, they were serious. I don't think
they wanted to be there, I think, but that was the.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Most direct correct answer.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
You're right, but I don't remember how I got into
the park. Obviously I wouldn't be asking you a jerk.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
I mean, really, what's up with you?

Speaker 24 (19:46):
Okay?

Speaker 18 (19:47):
You know that famous commercial there's no wrong.

Speaker 7 (19:49):
Way to eat Reese's. Yeah, I think there really is.

Speaker 10 (19:54):
And my husband has found it and I forgot he
used to eat Reeses this way and he recently refell
in love with it.

Speaker 18 (19:59):
He will skin it alive.

Speaker 24 (20:01):
He'll take the chocolate off with his teeth, all the
chocolate round the rim that I've seen a whole bunch
of times, and then he'll just take the bottom of
his teeth like a horse eating out of a trough
and get the top layer and the bottom layer. And
I just stare at him and like the I'm like,
thank god, I fell in love with you already.

Speaker 7 (20:19):
Because this is the worst thing I've ever seen in
my little life.

Speaker 18 (20:21):
He has to palm the whole peanut butter before he
can eat it.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
How do you get the chocolate off the peanut butter
without biting it to the peanut?

Speaker 7 (20:27):
But he manages it comes off. Oh yeah, God, you're
just gross about you. Don't do it.

Speaker 18 (20:35):
It looks like a scenerial killer.

Speaker 8 (20:37):
I'll get back to you on that. What's with you,
all right?

Speaker 7 (20:40):
I'm gonna be Nate for a second. Did you know
that there was a reason that pirates wore eye patches
that had nothing to do with missing an eye?

Speaker 4 (20:47):
Why?

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Why?

Speaker 7 (20:48):
Apparently under like below deck, it was very very dark
and they spent so much time above deck that they
needed something to help their eyes adjust when they went
below deck, so they would cover one eye and before
they went down Hello, they would switch it so they
could see better in the dark.

Speaker 25 (21:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (21:04):
Out, I was.

Speaker 7 (21:06):
Gonna say, who knew? But Nate new, So everybody else knows.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
That's awesome, I thought, just because it keeps crutching their
eye with their hook.

Speaker 7 (21:13):
Yeah, or like a parent picked it out or something.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Now we know, adjusting to light. Yeah, below deck we
all know below deck is dark, scary, you're up your last.

Speaker 14 (21:23):
Back in grade school, I was a hot lunch kid,
and the hot lunch kids always got made fun of
because the cold lunch kids, oh, we have parents making
us fancy sandwiches, but the hot lunch kids are just like,
you know whatever, we pay you like a nickel a week,
and we away.

Speaker 7 (21:36):
Did you go to school.

Speaker 15 (21:39):
In New York City public school?

Speaker 14 (21:40):
The hot lunch kids were the ones that were basically,
you know, just kind of the ones getting by, you know.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Nickel whatever it was.

Speaker 14 (21:47):
It was thirty five, it was thirty five cents a week,
it was.

Speaker 15 (21:51):
It was not a lot.

Speaker 14 (21:54):
My favorite was the sloppy Joe, and I said, God,
I'm fiended for one of those, just the way I
remember it as a kid. So I went out and
I went to go get the manwich sauce, and I
went to go get.

Speaker 15 (22:04):
The chopped meat or beef whatever. I tried to make it.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
It wasn't the same.

Speaker 15 (22:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (22:09):
There was something about the quality or lack thereof of
the beef they used or the sauce. I couldn't get
it right. And I'm like it was depressing. So my
night ended in shambles.

Speaker 15 (22:21):
Sorry, but anyway, you know.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Why, you know why it tasted different it it didn't
cost thirty five cents, it now cost a dollar thirty five.

Speaker 18 (22:28):
Yeah, I couldn't get the taste to make fun of
you this time.

Speaker 15 (22:31):
I missed my childhood.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Have you taken into account that maybe your taste budgs
have changed?

Speaker 14 (22:35):
Maybe they have, but I missed the taste of that
childhood sloppy Joe the way I remember it.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
I'm gonna make one for you. I make a good
childhood sloppy Joe. I'll bring that on hey an added bonus,
Scotty Bee, do you have anything on your mind today?

Speaker 23 (22:48):
I actually do it because I found the perfect way
to get rid of old food without feeling guilty for
throwing it away. I had to clean out my snack
pantry yesterday because you know, the kids buy this, buy this,
by that, and it sits there sometimes for two three
years and they don't even touch it. So I cleaned
everything out that was expired yesterday. And if you work
in an office, just bring it to work, because I

(23:09):
put everything on the table.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
By you brought it to work.

Speaker 23 (23:12):
The vultures here don't care. I put everything on the
table by the kitchen, and it is literally all gone.
They took old granola bars and pringles and they ate everything.

Speaker 7 (23:21):
They did. You tell them, was there a note that
said this is all expired?

Speaker 23 (23:24):
They could look at the can if they want.

Speaker 7 (23:25):
Oh, Scotty, just poison.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
You know.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Some of the granola bars from back in the day
have been like recalled and stuff.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Oh it was only from twenty twenty four.

Speaker 15 (23:33):
It's fine.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah, you know those recalls are over now. Yeah, because
they're so old. Whatever was killing us in the granola bars,
it's all gone now.

Speaker 19 (23:43):
People here will eat anything. Froggy, what's up with you today?
I'm gonna blow everybody's mind on this show right now?
Are you ready for this?

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Come on?

Speaker 4 (23:52):
Man?

Speaker 19 (23:52):
I made something earlier this week I've never done before.
I went to Chipotle.

Speaker 7 (23:58):
You've never been.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Never What did you love it? I did like it.

Speaker 19 (24:06):
Myself for some reason, favor I know, I've just never been.
And the other day we were looking for something to eat,
and I'm like, you know what, let's try it.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
I go.

Speaker 19 (24:15):
I got a bowl with rice and so I got
a Then when I was done, I'm like, I'm going
to get a burrito. I aint way more food than
I should have. However, it was delicious. I'll be back
at Chipotle.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Wow, you welcome on behalf of Chipotle. We welcome you.
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Who chooses to get up at this time?

Speaker 1 (24:33):
I know morning?

Speaker 22 (24:35):
Elvister rand in the morning show. Elvister ran in the
morning show.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
So we're talking about skipping. Gandhi says, when no one's looking,
she skips down the long morning show hallways. My question was,
why won't you skip in front of people? I think
that would be incredible.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
I could.

Speaker 7 (25:02):
I just feel like I'd have to answer a lot
of questions. Why are you skipping? Why are you so happy?
What is going on? What if I'm just skipping because
it's fun.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah, well you get to say that because it's fun. Next, Yeah,
I was happy skipping until you asked me that question.

Speaker 7 (25:14):
Don't ask me questions.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah, Scary says he's a great skipper.

Speaker 15 (25:18):
I am.

Speaker 14 (25:19):
I gotta get the momentum going, and then once I'm
in on momentum, no, hold on, hold on, you gotta
wind up. I need about a five or six foot
ramp to start, and then once in the motion, my
body stays in motion.

Speaker 8 (25:34):
Scary, you should you should.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
You should immediately jump into skip mode, standing there and
just moving, skipping circles around this room.

Speaker 7 (25:42):
Right now, he has the perfect skip while here.

Speaker 8 (25:46):
Let's watch scary skip film.

Speaker 7 (25:50):
What you're getting off the ground? Man?

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Look at his boobs.

Speaker 15 (25:54):
I don't think that's a skip.

Speaker 7 (25:56):
That was certainly not a skip.

Speaker 15 (25:58):
Well you're why that's at Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
That's a hot he's getting.

Speaker 8 (26:05):
Show watch this.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Yeah, that's that's more of a skip than scary.

Speaker 7 (26:12):
It's definitely more skippy.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah, Nate had air, he would he was flying. I
remember first grade? Rest. Are you okay? Skip to my loop? Scary? Scary?

Speaker 13 (26:25):
Scary?

Speaker 2 (26:25):
We're talking to you? Are you okay? Should we do
we need a medic?

Speaker 4 (26:28):
No?

Speaker 15 (26:28):
I'm fine, I'm good. Wow, this is my warm up
for the gym later.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
You need cardio in your life.

Speaker 15 (26:34):
I do, and I'll get it later on.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
I can't believe her. I mean, look, I'm being serious.
I can't believe her that winded after just skipping one
time around the room.

Speaker 7 (26:46):
Okay, horses do the weird little steps.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Yes, you look like you're in the horse ringa Okay,
are you okay?

Speaker 15 (26:58):
I'm fine? No, I'm really good.

Speaker 7 (27:00):
How much cardio.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Do you do at the gym five minutes?

Speaker 15 (27:03):
And then we then we go, no, you're supposed to
cardio at the end.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
He's gonna skip around the gym today.

Speaker 7 (27:08):
Wait do you do at the end?

Speaker 14 (27:11):
Depends we that's called the finisher. We have to come fish.
I think we just saw the finisher right in front
of it. Here's my favorite thing. Jack Harlow works out
at the same gym where he and I work out.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
It.

Speaker 8 (27:26):
I want to I want you to skip in front
of Jack Harlow.

Speaker 15 (27:30):
I'll probably see him there this morning, guarantee.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
I know.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Did he talk like, hey baby, yeah, is the finish?

Speaker 15 (27:36):
No, he doesn't listen. He does a lot. He's so
more advanced than me.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
He does a lot of I'm not let's not talk
about other people's work out. That's that's his private moment.
Uh Anyway, So yeah, you skipping it is just gonna
be a great thing. You need to skip right into
the old CPR room. I walked out to the DeLong
as they were preparing the morning coffee and so Scary
and Diamond we're having a conversation. What would you want
on your rid? How did that conversation start?

Speaker 26 (28:03):
I don't know. I just thought about it and I
thought Scary is the most insane person that I know,
so I wanted to know what was on.

Speaker 8 (28:08):
His Okay, let me explain what a writer is.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
So let's say we have Jennifer Lopez come to the
show today. Well there's a writer. They will they will
sign and send to us saying, well, she needs the
following things in her her green room. She'll say, I
need a list of these certain chips. I need some
pento water, I need some marigolds, I need whatever.

Speaker 8 (28:29):
And so we have to get those for her. That's
that's her demand.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Whenever someone is on Saturday Night Live, they have a
writer that says, well, our artist needs these things in
their in their dressing room.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
I think Scotti has been in charge of getting a
lot of things for writers. I wonder what the craziest
thing anyone's ever asked?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Do you have to go ahead and find fried chicken?
One time?

Speaker 15 (28:46):
I did, yes for Casey and Jojo right good one.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
I know, I would love I would, Yeah, I would love,
I would. I think fried chicken is on my rid
right now.

Speaker 23 (28:57):
There was Magnum condoms on the one time, not even
hitting I don't remember who it was for.

Speaker 15 (29:01):
We need to know who that was.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
I don't remember. Yeah, they're lying, so okay, So I'll
start with you, Diamond. So what would you have on
your rider?

Speaker 26 (29:10):
Coffee with coconut milk, Hot coffee with coconut milk, okay, ice,
cold seltzer, water, and honestly, just green grapes.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Oh you know, Irape, you're not asking for anything. All
that outrages. Okay, we love you, but Scary came up
with a list. It's like it's like the sizzler buffet
lines over here. What I need?

Speaker 14 (29:29):
I need a case of water in metal containers because
I don't want plastics in me. I want a hummus
platter with all the and cru de tay, which is
nice vegetables, a cut fruit platter, some kittens to calm
us down in the green rooms would be.

Speaker 15 (29:43):
Great to play with. And I think some healthy proteins
and that's it.

Speaker 8 (29:47):
What about you, Gandhi, what's on your rider?

Speaker 7 (29:49):
I would just want probably some water and puppies.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Puppies and water.

Speaker 7 (29:52):
Yeah, okay, A veggie tree would be good.

Speaker 8 (29:55):
Veggie tree, what about you, Producer Sam.

Speaker 18 (29:57):
One of my favorite snacks I would love some deviled
eggs and loosely tea.

Speaker 8 (30:00):
Okay, that'd be great, Danielle.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
I'm pizza and a jalapeno margarita and I'll be very happy.

Speaker 8 (30:06):
That's it, a spicy margherita. Nate, you got anything on
your rider.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Crispy M and ms because you can no longer get
him in the States. They have to go overseas for them. Okay,
so it's kind of a d move, but I want that's.

Speaker 7 (30:18):
All you want what's on yours?

Speaker 8 (30:20):
I'm going back to fried chicken.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Sometimes I'm convinced that it's their people that want this
stuff and not the actual artist, Like the artist has
no idea what's going on there.

Speaker 8 (30:30):
But that's your posse.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
You know, you got to get your I will say
that these uncrustables you brought in today, Scottie, Yes, you
brought in the raspberry peanut butter uncrustables. They're so good.

Speaker 8 (30:42):
I want that.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
I want uncrustables and fried chicken and honey. I have
to have honey on my fried chicken.

Speaker 7 (30:48):
Yeah, hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Oh they make honey on crustables.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Oh my god, crustables now.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yeah, But I'm in all right, So think about it
today talk about this with your friends.

Speaker 8 (30:58):
What do you want on your rider?

Speaker 3 (30:59):
By the way, we also talking about who in this
room would become the biggest diva if they were a
big time celebrity and we voted for ski.

Speaker 18 (31:06):
Yeah, it was across the board.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah, well, good thing he will. There would be a
good time celebrity. People are texting it what they want
on their rider. Cherry Coke zero and Buffalo chicken dip
all I need this other person, I need Charkoolerie, Oolong tea,
fresh flowers xanax.

Speaker 7 (31:26):
Oh if we're going down that road, this changes everything.

Speaker 8 (31:29):
Yeah, yeah, we need a bowl of pills.

Speaker 7 (31:31):
Right next, mix with candy. You never know what you're
gonna do.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Taste the rainbow kids, No, I'm done.

Speaker 22 (31:41):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran and the
Morning Show. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis
Duran phones tappen us.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Let me take your ideas at Elvis Duran dot com
and your victims to phone tap on today's phone tap
Danielle and Froggy. Rather than using one of those ideas,
just decided to crank call someone.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Yeah, we decided to call Florist and what you're going
to hear is I've already called the place and I
ordered some flowers for my dead grandfather. So the second
call that you're going to hear is where it picks
up from. And that's Froggy calling back the florist. He's
my husband after I made the initial order. So you'll
see what happens.

Speaker 8 (32:26):
Today's phone tap. Let's listen to.

Speaker 16 (32:30):
Me help you?

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yeah, is this who's speaking?

Speaker 4 (32:34):
This?

Speaker 9 (32:34):
Islaen?

Speaker 19 (32:35):
Hi, Lauren, It's John. I believe my wife called here
a few minutes to go to order some flowers for
her grandfather.

Speaker 6 (32:40):
Oh, yes, and so yes.

Speaker 19 (32:42):
I just have a quick question. How much did she
spend on those?

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (32:45):
I'm sorry, Sure, I can't actually get that information out
over the phone unless you have a person of face
to order.

Speaker 19 (32:50):
Yeah, okay, whatever, that's great. I'm going to up paying
for them anyway. She's my wife. I just won't know
how much she spent. She's got a tendency to overspend sometimes.

Speaker 6 (32:58):
Sure, I honestly can't tell you, or I'm i lose
my job and I kind of don't want to do this.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
What are you talking to?

Speaker 19 (33:03):
I'm talking to the floorst I'm trying to find out
much money you spent? I asked you, and you wouldn't
answer me.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
What the are you calling them for? I told you
it's none of your business. It's a nice arrangement I'm sending.

Speaker 6 (33:12):
Right, yes, ma'am, Yes, and all that matters.

Speaker 19 (33:16):
I don't care how nice it is. I want to
know how much it costs.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
It's not a lot of money, right, it's not. It's
a bargain. You gave me a bargain, right, I did.

Speaker 26 (33:23):
I did?

Speaker 6 (33:24):
And is there anything else I can do? You want
me to add to the order?

Speaker 7 (33:26):
Takeoff?

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:27):
I tell you what you can do. Tell me how
much it costs?

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Now going to tell you none of your business is
my grandfather?

Speaker 6 (33:34):
Okay, I cannot be spoken to this way.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
I'm okay.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
You know what here here, here's a great idea. Cancel
the order.

Speaker 6 (33:41):
Okay, I will cancel your order.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
No, you're not canceling the order.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
It's my way to cancel or no.

Speaker 6 (33:47):
Is there a way that you guys can kind of
figure out what you want and then let me know.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
No, I just tell me how much it costs. That's
all I want to know.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Okay, it's three hundred dollars.

Speaker 19 (33:56):
We're not spending three hundred dollars on flowers to your
dead grandma.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Not it's grandpa and he died and he's never You're
never going to see him again.

Speaker 19 (34:03):
Okay, Number one, exactly, he's never gonna see them. To
begin with Number two. When he was here, we didn't
see him.

Speaker 24 (34:06):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (34:07):
Can someone just tell me, am I canceling? Or am
I not canceling?

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Cancel three hundred dollars?

Speaker 3 (34:11):
I don't cancel the order.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
Okay, if you want to figure this out, and feel
free to call me in a little bit and let
me know.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
No, there's nothing to figure out.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
We want them.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Shut up and hang up the phone and.

Speaker 7 (34:20):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 6 (34:21):
I honestly, I kind of either need to start the
flowers or not start the flowers.

Speaker 19 (34:25):
We're not paying for it, Yes we are, No we're not,
Yes we are. These flowers are going to suffer the
same fate he did. They're gonna die in three days.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Okay, Oh my gosh, can you do you believe he's
talking about my grandfather like this?

Speaker 2 (34:35):
You didn't see him when he was here.

Speaker 6 (34:37):
I'm sorry, Am I making flowers or am I not?
Because I have a couple of the customers.

Speaker 19 (34:41):
Here you know, you get up every day and you
go to work and you work and everything. My wife doesn't.
She sits on the couch and doesn't do it all day. Okay, nothing,
I'm talking right now.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
You're bothering them?

Speaker 6 (34:50):
They please, I'm sorry, I actually do you have another
call on the other line.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
I'm surprised you got your fat ass off the couch.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
Guys, I need to put in one hold. I'm gonna
put the you on the phone with someone else.

Speaker 19 (35:01):
Okay, okay, good. Maybe somebody who didn't listen would be nice.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
Okay, sure, that is uncallable.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
This Hi Michael, it's John Ellen's nice.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
One person talking at a time. Okay, who am I
talking to?

Speaker 3 (35:12):
John?

Speaker 4 (35:13):
No? Look, listen, listen. I'm going to cancel the entire
order if I if I don't speak to just one
person at the time.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Listen, listen to me. I am the one placing the
order for the three hundred dollars. Don't listen to my husband.
He doesn't know what he's talking.

Speaker 19 (35:25):
My wife called and made a ridiculous order of three
hundred dollars for her dead grandfather, the number one she
didn't see when he when he was allowed to begin
with okay, all right, Look guys.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
I don't have time to deal with your marriage problem.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
It's not a marriage problem, it's just I don't have time.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
I don't have time. Okay, I order you tell me.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
I listen. I got an idea. We're going to give
you fifty dollars. I'm gonna No, John did.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Not call you. I called you, not John at three hundred.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Do you hang out the phone?

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Oh my gosh, will you please but out?

Speaker 19 (35:53):
It's fifty dollars, John.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
It's fine, it's fifty dollars.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Oh my gosh, it's not fifty dollars. Why do you
listen to Hi? Because he's a guy, So that's why
he take his like, Oh.

Speaker 19 (36:00):
He's listening to me because I know because I have
a job and I'm going to make the order.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Well, he doesn't have money.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
Listen. I don't have time to deal with this childish book.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
All right, Oh that's nice.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Are you not a professional?

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Figure out your problems and get off the phone and
stop wasting my time. Who is paying for the flowers?

Speaker 2 (36:17):
I am?

Speaker 4 (36:19):
I don't believe this this. I don't need your business.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Oh great, now you don't need our business.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Yeah, I don't need your business. I don't need I
don't need my time wasted.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
You know what, if you don't want our business, we'll
just take our business elsewhere. Because this is.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Us, John, I'm running a business today, all right. I
have people coming in, and I have the phone ringing.
Lauren's putting together orders, and I got you two morons
on the phone arguing with each other. And you can't
run my business this way.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
John, you call me a moron.

Speaker 19 (36:43):
Every bit of this could have been a verdi. Here's
all you had to do was a simple fact. When
I called in and said, we wanted to say.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Sir, there's nothing I had to do. It's all what
you had to do, which is act like a man
and just place an order or don't make a decision.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Do you hear how you're treating your customer?

Speaker 4 (36:58):
I'm sure you my customers. Do you hear yourself talking?
Do you hear yourself? You're looking like a little baby man.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
You just loved three hundred dollars fifty bucks or whatever.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Okay whatever.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Elvis Duran a phone tap.

Speaker 15 (37:12):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all Party Space.

Speaker 22 (37:16):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Hey do you do you have something in your house
or in your car. It's been broken. It's broken. It's
been broken. You just accept it and you move on. Yeah,
you don't get it fixed. You just leave it there
and you just kind of work around it.

Speaker 7 (37:34):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (37:35):
I know Froggy.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
When I stayed at Froggy's house in the in the
guest bedroom, the shower. He had to come in and
give me a tutorial on how to open, like auld
turn on a shower yep.

Speaker 19 (37:44):
Right, because it was broken and if you and if
you turned it the wrong way, water would come shooting
out of the wall.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (37:51):
Well I had to. I had to let you know that.
Don't do that, You're going to cause a giant mess
here exactly he said.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
But what he said, are you about to turn on
the shower like on the other side of the Yeah
what no, No, no.

Speaker 15 (38:01):
Put your pants on. I'm coming in.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
So why don't you get it.

Speaker 19 (38:05):
Fixed because that requires hiring a plumber. Yes, And I
tried to fix it myself a couple of times. It
never did really fix it. But you know what, when
I show you how to operate it, it worked.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
That's all. It really mattered.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Mine is the shower too, because it's so the water
comes out of the shower and the tub part.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
That's the same time.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
And no matter what I do, so if someone's over,
I have to go in there, jiggle the thing, turn
the thing a certain way and then you can get
both kind of yeah, and it's been that way for
so long. But it's like I just accepted whatever.

Speaker 15 (38:35):
That's my point.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Sometimes maybe people the same thing. You have broke someone
in your life who's totally broken.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Yeah, just accept it. That's it.

Speaker 8 (38:44):
Anyway, What about you, Gandhi? Your parents? Your parents' house?

Speaker 7 (38:47):
My parents house drives me insane. So when I was there,
my dad had a triple bypass, I realized their front
door was the thing that was broken. You could not
get in and out of that thing in one shot. Ever.
You had to jiggle it and like hit it at
a certain angle, lift up. I'm like, this is not acceptable,
and you guys just live like this. This is a
fire hazard. I got them a new door while I

(39:09):
was down there. That was crazy. Why are you guys
living like this? But it's fine for us, we know
how to do it.

Speaker 8 (39:15):
Okay, Yeah, y're scary.

Speaker 14 (39:16):
I don't suggest any of you use the bathroom in
my apartment because you think you're locking the door. But
what happens is anyone from the outside could just pull
the handle, don't even turn it, and the door opens
wide because the door jam is is misaligned with the lock,
so the door door doesn't close, and you think it's locked.

Speaker 8 (39:33):
But man, okay.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
So we have this microwave oven m and it's it's
a flat, you know panel with the numbers on it.

Speaker 8 (39:44):
There's no and so you have.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
To like you have to like bang on the two
bang on the floor and then it's one of those
draw the sliding drawer my roo. Yeah, you have to
like h hit open, open, open, open, and sometimes it
won't open. She ha have cooked food in there that
won't You can't get to know and you but I've
learned you have to push it and just hold your
finger on it and just like rub your finger in
circles and then it will open.

Speaker 15 (40:06):
Never never got it fixed.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
It's hilarious.

Speaker 15 (40:08):
You have Do you have Kim on the phone?

Speaker 8 (40:10):
Can we talk to her?

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Oh? Yeah, huh. Anyway, my friend Kim spent spent She
and her family spent the weekend at our house she's
She's like, I've got a list of problems and I'm like, what,
I didn't know something wrong with my shower.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
She's like, I don't want to say anything, but yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Is that Kim?

Speaker 8 (40:28):
Where is she?

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Hi?

Speaker 15 (40:31):
Kimber to Kim Kim, Kim Kim.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Hey, okay, so you and your family you stayed at
the house and there's a problem with my shower.

Speaker 5 (40:40):
There is.

Speaker 16 (40:41):
So the kids woke up in the morning and I
was like, oh, take a shower before we leave, and
Nichol's like, okay, cool. So he goes in the bathroom
he said, Mommy, it won't turn on. I'm like, yes,
it would. I'm like, let me try. And it didn't.
So then Andrew got in there and I was like, oh,
I'll try and it didn't work. And I said, well,
let me go get Elvissa Alice and was like, no,
don't bother them. It's early. So I made them shower

(41:03):
when I got home. But it doesn't turn on.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Oh my god, have an entire have an entire shower
that doesn't work. I didn't even know it.

Speaker 16 (41:13):
I mean the alternative was going to shower outside and
we just learned doing that yeah, No, we don't need that.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
We don't need naked kids running around. I thought you
guys smelled kind of funny when you left. All right,
I will something tells me we're going to figure out
how to work around it so we don't have to
pay a plumber.

Speaker 8 (41:31):
We'll figure it out. Well, don't you love it?

Speaker 27 (41:33):
Kim?

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Have you ever been in someone's shower and it doesn't
have a handle, It has like a wrench that's like
just connected to the thing you have to turn the rent.

Speaker 12 (41:41):
Yep, yep.

Speaker 16 (41:42):
My grandma's shower actually has a scow driver on the side.
You have to put the little circle thing on and
then use the scow driver on the right hand side.
And if you turn it too far, you're gonna get
boiling water. And if you don't turn it enough, it's
gonna be freezing.

Speaker 8 (41:55):
Okay, question, how many years has it been like that?

Speaker 16 (41:58):
All my life?

Speaker 15 (42:01):
That's my boy, it is it will look.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
We all agree that things break down, things break, but
sometimes we just live with them. Yep, it's okay, all right, whatever,
all right.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
The problem is sometimes you live with them and then
it gets to the blue words so broke, you can't
fix it?

Speaker 8 (42:18):
What's that frog.

Speaker 19 (42:19):
Even the last house, the one where you had to
turn the shower on that way, you know when I
fixed it when we moved so I lived there. I
lived in that house for six years. It was broken
the whole time. The day before we moved out, I
gotta fix. I'm like, this is so stupid.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Yeah, we don't want the new people to know how
we lived, right, So, Kim. By the way, Kim sent
us all those shirts she printed with her new shirt
printing business.

Speaker 8 (42:40):
What is your what's your Instagram?

Speaker 16 (42:43):
So it's Kimmy kim Prince with an F. We basically
have t shirts that are really expressive but simple. They're
super sauce, which is nice. They washed really well, and
we just added a sweatshirt.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Kimmy is Kimmy prints sweatchairt at Instagram. Check it out,
all right, Caim, I can't promise that shower's going to
be fixed next time you're.

Speaker 16 (43:07):
Over, all right? Well, I mean there's there's always body splash.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Right, yeah, always always. Hey, I'll love to Andrew and
the kids and little Nika.

Speaker 16 (43:16):
We'll talk to you later, Okay, love you guys, tell
you later.

Speaker 8 (43:19):
Bye, Right there you go.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Sorry, I mean I guessed in my house, didn't even
know my thing was broken. Good morning, Lauren, heyy, good morning. Well,
good morning. So it's been broken and it's never gonna
get fixed because you just accept it.

Speaker 8 (43:32):
What is it?

Speaker 28 (43:33):
So it's actually my mom and it is her car visor.
And so I learned this because I went to drive
her car and I go, Mom, what happened to your visor?
She goes, oh, just use this, and she hints me
her eighties visor and her sunglasses and tells me that
that's what she does and that it's been broken forever, and.

Speaker 12 (43:54):
She just doesn't care.

Speaker 15 (43:55):
I know.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
It's like you would think that a visor in a
car could be somewhat easy to fix. You just accepted whatever,
beave it the way it is. Yeah, let it go.

Speaker 17 (44:05):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 8 (44:06):
So did you look at your mom?

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Mom?

Speaker 8 (44:08):
Hello?

Speaker 28 (44:10):
Yeah, Well, because my husband fixes tons of things in
her car.

Speaker 12 (44:13):
So I said, why didn't you ask that because it's
not a big deal.

Speaker 28 (44:16):
Meanwhile, that's a big deal for me, so I would
have had that fixed immediately.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
But yeah, you know what, I have this weird pet
peeve about cars. And I was telling the girls here
a second ago, if I get a dent or a
ding in my car. I have to have it fixed immediately. Really,
I cannot. If it's a little daying, I'm okay, like
like a door hit it. But if if there's a
dent someone ran into my whatever or I ran into it, whatever,
I can't drive it. It has to be fixed immediately. I

(44:41):
can't drive a dented car.

Speaker 7 (44:43):
Oh. I hated my car. It was not only dented.
Everything was wrong with it. It was so bad. When
I used to do radio appearances, I would park far
away so people wouldn't see me get in. It would
start like one out of three times, cereal. Sometimes the
roof would come down, the little like cloth part. Yes,
not good while you're driving, but whatever.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
I love that. Lauren. I tell your mom we said hi,
and with or without advisor, we love her.

Speaker 28 (45:05):
Okay, okay, thanks so much, have a great day, you two.

Speaker 8 (45:09):
Yeah who's this Nikky? Hey Nikki?

Speaker 25 (45:12):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (45:13):
What's wrong with your boiler?

Speaker 25 (45:16):
So the boiler every time we run, like anything that
uses any kind of warm water, it just runs the
heat throughout the entire house.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Oh so if you run, like if you like started
a dishwasher that uses hot water, you can't heat the house.

Speaker 25 (45:31):
Yeah, it heaps up the house. So you know, when
when the weather's kind of nice, my house is like
eighty degrees all the time.

Speaker 8 (45:38):
No, why does it do that.

Speaker 25 (45:42):
There's some kind of bell in the pipe that's not
working correctly. So and I just haven't gotten a fix.
It's been that for like a year.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
And the thing is you're used to it. You accept it,
and you move on. Right, it's gonna be like this
until the end of time. All right, thank you, good
luck with your your heated house. So that reminds me.
I don't know how to fix it. But you know,
I still have that toilet.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
The water's always hot. It's like Satan's toilet. Oh no, no,
it's like the water you can you can actually boil
potatoes in this toilet.

Speaker 8 (46:10):
And I don't know.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
They got something wrong, and so it fills it with
hot water. And you say, so you sit on it.
You go to sit down and you can feel steam
coming up?

Speaker 7 (46:18):
Would what is that?

Speaker 3 (46:20):
It boils your booty?

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yeah? Nice steam, But I like it.

Speaker 8 (46:24):
It's interesting.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Maybe you should put your face there, you know how
to steam. Everybody wanted a nice little steam for your skin.
Maybe that's the way to do it.

Speaker 8 (46:32):
There have been some mornings my face has been.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Good morning, Christy, good morning. We're finding Christie. A lot
of these things are plumbing issues that we just don't fix.
Like what is the problem with your sink?

Speaker 27 (46:45):
My cold water dripped constantly and I had fixed it
and it stopped for a little bit, and then it
started dripping again. So I just turned the cold water
off to the bathroom shink. Now, either you wash your
hands really fast before the water gets too hot.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Okay, okay. So the question is, look, look, that could
happen to any That could happen to anythink but the
question is how long has it been like this?

Speaker 1 (47:12):
About a year?

Speaker 19 (47:13):
Now, you gotta wash your hands in like eight seconds,
so it'll be scalding.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
High house in my house. It's cold for like a minute.
So you're good, all right, Christy?

Speaker 8 (47:24):
Keep it that way.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
I think it's kind of it's charming. Have a nice day.

Speaker 8 (47:29):
Thank you. Straight and Nate just sneezed.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Hostalogies. If you sneeze or you cough, you have to
tell everyone if you start coffee. I went down the
wrong hole.

Speaker 8 (47:43):
Yeah, Jen, how you doing Hi?

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Good? How are you doing well?

Speaker 8 (47:47):
You know what's broken in your house that needs to
be fixed, but it will never be fixed.

Speaker 29 (47:51):
Well, actually, in my mom's house, for years, the start
button on her microwave, we could impress it in. So
I came to visit her one time and she had
a toothpick laying next to the microwave. So I put
something in the microwave. I went to start it, and
I'm like, Moms, the button, I can't press it. They'll
use a toothpick. So we have to wedge this toothpick
in to start the microwave. And it even got to

(48:11):
the point where sometimes the toothpick would crack and break,
and they would be like the little piece of the
toothpick left there, and we'd be using and wedging this
little toothpick in. And one time we walked the toothpick
and we couldn't even start the microwave.

Speaker 8 (48:24):
God, you know, and how long has it been this way?

Speaker 19 (48:27):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (48:27):
Forever?

Speaker 29 (48:28):
Like how much is a microwave cost? We kept that
toothpick there forever.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Got toothpicks are a lot less than new microwaves, all right,
And can I just say.

Speaker 29 (48:38):
I listen to you guys every single morning since I've
been in high school. I'm now a full time teacher.
You guys are amazing. We make my morning every single day. Chansally,
I'm talking to you right now.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Well, first of all, thank you for your consistency and
you're and you're listening to us every day. And also
more than that, thank you for being an educator. We
love our teachers, love them.

Speaker 29 (48:54):
We love you Jan you guys have a great day.

Speaker 8 (48:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Hold on a second, I'll take these two more.

Speaker 8 (49:01):
What's Mike up to?

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Hey, Mike, Yeah, how you doing. So you're growing up
with a dishwasher in the kitchen and uh, how's that working?
How did it work out for you? Growing up with
that dishwasher? So my dad.

Speaker 13 (49:12):
Refused to fix it, so my mom just ended up
using it as uh as storage for like little Debbie
snacks and all these sugary snacks. And he never knew
about it. And then one day we opened the dishwasher
and there was snacks everywhere.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
That's actually smart because a kid would never ever want
to open a dishwasher and that's all and it's the
pantry of fun snacks.

Speaker 13 (49:38):
Hey, listen, I appreciate everything you do. And uh, I
listened to you every morning and I thanks for the
lass and all the fun.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Oh, thank you, thank you, Mike, and God bless your
parents dishwasher.

Speaker 13 (49:50):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 8 (49:51):
Take it easy man, thanks for listening.

Speaker 7 (49:54):
Going on.

Speaker 15 (49:56):
I don't you know what.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
It's easy going people. They're so easy going. I don't
need a dish that's a pantry. I'm gonna be nice
to people today. Finally we talked to Catherine. Hi, Catherine.
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, what.

Speaker 12 (50:10):
I'm so excited, believe it. I cannot even believe I
just spoke to Diamond.

Speaker 17 (50:16):
I'm so plumped.

Speaker 12 (50:16):
It's is really exciting.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
I can't believe you spoke to Diamond too. She has
to talk to me in a week. All right, So
another plumbing issue. But it's not really plumbing, but your toilet.
What's wrong with that? How long has it been?

Speaker 12 (50:28):
Okay, so it's probably been about three years. And my
son Charles, he's really super clumsy, and I think it's
the time. I'm trying to remember when it actually broke.
But you had to take the top off because it
was always running. Yeah, so he took the top off
and he smashed it on the floor. So now we
have we don't have a top to the toilet bowl.

(50:49):
So it was making my mother in law crazy because
it's like three years. So my mother in law goes nuts.
She doesn't understand how we go through. You know, we
have things that just break down. We don't fix them,
we just live with it. So she may so she
takes a piece of wood one day and she comes
over and she puts it on on the top so
it looks like a shelf. So now I have this
piece of wood, and you still have to lift a

(51:10):
piece of wood to stop the toilet from running. Don't
we use it? She put like candles on there for me.
She put like a little flower to move that stuff.
And you got to move everything every time you blush
the toilet.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Catherine question, how long has it been this way?

Speaker 12 (51:28):
It's been like three years. I know, Well we need you,
we do the bathroom. We just keep putting it off.
But you know, we could just get a toilet bowl.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
You could.

Speaker 8 (51:36):
But you're like, you're like us.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
There are things in our lives that we just learned
to accept and we just leave them the way of
hay Heart. I don't procrastination, laziness, I don't know, or
maybe we've become like it's a part of our life
now and we just.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
We adjust, all.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Right, Catherine, thank you very much, thanks for listening to
us and those things that list in my head of
all the things in my house that need to be fixed.

Speaker 7 (51:58):
I'm not going to call anyone to think of it
as us being so adaptable.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
We are.

Speaker 8 (52:02):
Yeah, it really says a lot about us.

Speaker 7 (52:04):
Yes, that's good.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
Is that what it says? I think it says where
lazy asses?

Speaker 8 (52:07):
But no, no, no, no, she's right. Adaptable.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
People who can adapt in life, they get it fixed immediately.

Speaker 8 (52:13):
Shame on you people. It really says a lot about
your character.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
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Speaker 2 (52:18):
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Speaker 8 (52:21):
If you're good.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
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Speaker 7 (52:25):
Oh god, kid, Katy, listen.

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Speaker 15 (52:31):
It is the what is it called Elvis.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
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Speaker 3 (52:34):
Ask for it by name Elvis dan.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
In the morning show, Elvis duran who want piece of wed?

Speaker 6 (52:49):
Maybe you'll calm.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Down a little and the morning show, it's no time
for around the room. Look at that. You're so excited,
daniel I'm start with you today.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
So my cat Diggy used to be very attached to
my oldest son, Spencer, but he went away to college,
so he had to find someone new. Well, he is
so attached to my younger son Preston now, Like I
go in there and he's wrapped in his legs over
night and it's like his new best friend. It is
the cutest thing. But now Spencer is so jealous. Oh,

(53:22):
she forgot about me. All I did was go to school.

Speaker 7 (53:25):
But that's what they.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Do when you're not there. They find someone else that
they have to like, you know, and now she has
a new vestie. It's I think it's cute, Spence. Spencer's
like not till I come home.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
When I come home, it's all over cat fight.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 7 (53:39):
Diggy loves who she loves.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
She does.

Speaker 7 (53:41):
She can't sellect her.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
She's a fluffy ball, cutest.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Our two dogs are like that. So they're all over me.
But when Alex is at the house, they're all over him. Yeah,
I'm like what am I?

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Yeah? The other cat, Fred, he's my cat because he
knows I take care of him and I give him
his medications. I think he feels that that nurturing thing
for me, so he's like my mo.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
They know we love our pets. Hey producers, saying, what's up?

Speaker 10 (54:03):
I think we need to find reasons to throw ourselves
parties that are not the reasons we're used to. Like
parties are birthday, maybe a graduation towers. A listener reached out.
She is picking a sperm. She's using a sperm donor
to get pregnant. She threw herself a sperm party. Oh
my god, I love that so much. We've all been
to parties like that.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Sperm party. I'd give that a shot.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Put your keys in the bowl today.

Speaker 7 (54:34):
Fun experience.

Speaker 10 (54:35):
Take something that is positive in your life and make
a party out of it, because I just think that
is awesome.

Speaker 18 (54:40):
Excellent sperm picking party.

Speaker 8 (54:46):
Hey straight eight, what's up.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
I'm sorry, I'm stuck on the sperm party. Can you
come back to me? Okay, what about you?

Speaker 15 (54:56):
I could clean it up for this.

Speaker 14 (55:00):
You know, in my new building that I moved into,
I didn't realize that, you know, something was up when
I tipped one person and then there was another porter
that I tipped, and then I had tipped and as
one of the assistant supers for doing some basic stuff
for me and helped me make my life, make my
life easy, and I like to find the third person.

(55:20):
I got these weird vibes and I'm like, what's the
matter with the tipping thing here? They're like, we're just
not used to it. Because the first couple of guys
couldn't believe they didn't want to take my money.

Speaker 15 (55:31):
I cannot believe.

Speaker 14 (55:31):
I can't understand that there's a world without tipping, where
people are just they don't reach out and give to
the people that do the book for you, and I
just couldn't understand it. But apparently the culture and the
building that I moved into is a non tipping culture.

Speaker 15 (55:46):
But I just couldn't believe that.

Speaker 14 (55:48):
You know, these people are doing stuff for me, and
apparently they do this all day long. This they're thankless
jobs that they feel like they you know, carrying these
big heavy things here and there, and they don't get
anything for it. They don't get anything, and I feel
so awful for them. People need to just open up
their wallets a little bit. If someone's performing a service
for you, the human decency, whatever you could.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Afford, even if it's like a dollar, I agree something.

Speaker 8 (56:12):
I totally agree with.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
You are crazy, No, No, you're not crazy, Okay, Okay,
back to Nate, have you I'm I'm ready.

Speaker 8 (56:19):
Did you get the other.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
One out of your head?

Speaker 4 (56:21):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (56:21):
It's out of Okay, go ahead. So if you have
difficulty meeting people, this may sound weird and you may
think it's strange. Play twenty questions. Right. So a buddy
and I we went to a bar, and he looked
at somebody at the bar and said, I bet twenty questions,
you'll never guess what's in my pocket. He had some
unique item in his pocket. Twenty questions, I kid you not.

(56:45):
On the twentieth question, she guessed exactly what it was.
What it wasn't a megalodon shark tooth. He walks around
with a megald guess is that she asked the right
questions She got to the point after twenty questions she
narrowed it down. Okay, it was a great way to
start a conversation with the tooler.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Just went in my pocket. I would say, I'm not
gonna say your penis at a bar.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
I know, but you have to ask the right questions
to get you to the answer. And she legitimately had
a good time and was so excited to see this thing.
When he finally whipped it out Danielle, and uh so,
there there you go. If you have a difficult time
making friends with people, try and make it entertaining and fun.
I'm the other person. I'm with you, Hey, Scott, to
be our special guest.

Speaker 15 (57:34):
Hey, what's the.

Speaker 23 (57:35):
Time frame where you are allowed to keep a package
that was delivered to you by mistake? My god, listen, listen.
I always try to do the right thing. I even
it was. It was sitting on my driveway. It was
from dose. It was one of those those supplement drinks
or whatever that she must have ordered. Her name was
on it, her dress was on it. But it was

(57:56):
sitting in my driveway. So I went so far as
to reach out to her on Instagram. I'm like, hey,
I got your package. I'm happy to drop it off
at your house if you want me to whatever. No response,
So can I just drink it now?

Speaker 3 (58:07):
No, just drop it off.

Speaker 23 (58:11):
She probably already reported his missing got a new package.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Just put it on the porch.

Speaker 8 (58:14):
Why are you going around into circles in your head
with this?

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Just put it on her port ddress?

Speaker 7 (58:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (58:19):
How long ago?

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Well, it's been a week already.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
This happens to me all the time I get Amazon
packages with the person across the street, and I just
walked down and put them on the porch.

Speaker 23 (58:28):
But I even tried to contact Amazon.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Nobody cares. That's you ain't nobody cares. You're right, you
don't care. Just take it to her house and play there.

Speaker 7 (58:35):
No where're supposed to go.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
I feel you'd be.

Speaker 23 (58:36):
Creepy if some random guy walks up to her house.
So I'm just gonna keep it.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Oh, you don't really want to. Why you even ask?

Speaker 2 (58:42):
You're a weirdness weirdo.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
You just wanted us keep it.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
That's it, all right, Gandhi, what's up with you?

Speaker 7 (58:47):
All right? I always used to think Denmark was a
really cool place. We've been there. It's nice that people
seem great. And then I found out this horrible tradition. Apparently,
if you reach the age of twenty five and you're
not yet married, they tie you to a chair and
pelt you with sinna. Yes, I would have been cinemon longed.
Oh my god, that sounds atrocious.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
So the pressure's on. Yeah, I'm sure they don't care, Like,
all right, well, I'd rather be pelted with cinnamon they
get married?

Speaker 7 (59:11):
Yeah, I mean I guess if there's a trade off,
I will take the cinnamon.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
But damn, man, you hate cinnamon.

Speaker 7 (59:15):
I hate it. That's like my worst nightmare. I'm tied
down and your pelting you with cinnamon and I'm unmarried.
Oh my god, my, it'd be crazy. The unmarried part's fine.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Hey, so some friends of mine are going through something interesting.
I know they're not listening today because they're they're doing
something else. They are twenty around twenty five years old. Okay,
they've lived together for three years. Okay, coming out of college.
They moved in together and one of them was still
in college or whatever. They have broken up, but they

(59:44):
can't afford to move out of the apartment, so they are.
They've been broken up almost six months now, okay, and
they're still living together. It's I try to stay out
of it. Yeah, I don't want to know, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
I have two friends that just did this, and well, so.

Speaker 8 (01:00:02):
How long did they are? They still together?

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
One of them is still live. Yeah. They're doing it
for the kids more than anything, because they have kids involved,
and so they feel it's like a and here's how
they're sharing it. It's very interesting. If he has the
kids for the day, he gets the house for the day,
and if she has the kids for the day, she
gets the house. To say, so, it's kind of a
normal thing. So they have rules, right, so they're a rule.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
The difference here is and I'm not saying that your
your friends are not sexually active and out dating other people.
These are twenty five year old people, yeah, who are
still out there that they want to get back into
the dating world. And they are and they're living together.
Imagine you see know what I'm saying. Imagine being twenty
five years old, you don't have kids, you have jobs,
and you have you know, after work, you're going to

(01:00:44):
meet up with someone, but you don't want to tell
the other one. I'm sure, yeah, because you don't want
to start a fight.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Well, these who are dating other people, and they're how
they they know each other, they know that they're dating
other people. I think they try to keep that part
of it out of the house. But I guess it's
a on what your situation is.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
When you come home smelling like sex, yeah bo what
first of all, shower?

Speaker 7 (01:01:06):
But I always think that that landlords should really rewrite
the lease to include a breakup clause because that's so hard.
I went through that too.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Okay, if you're a landlord, you're not gonna want to
do it, Come on, bad idea.

Speaker 7 (01:01:18):
It's so difficult. I was just like, neither of us
can afford to like break this lease and then find
our own place. But eventually we just had to do
it because living together when you're broken up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
So I know a lot of people listening to us
right now are doing this. You are living with your ex.
And I'm not saying that, you know, every once in
a while, maybe we'll hook up. No, no, no, no, I'm
talking about from the point of we respect each other,
but we don't even talk to each other all the
way to I hate their guts and I have to
see them every day.

Speaker 8 (01:01:45):
Yeah, Nate, I.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Tried dating someone that was still living with her x
oh oh, Now, I'm not even taking the people they're
dating into account. That's going to be rough too. So
I didn't even know it. I go to pick her up,
and this was before everybody had cell phones. So I
had to go knock on a door and some guy
answers the door, and he looks upset, and so he
yells something in the back and then she comes out

(01:02:09):
and then she hurriedly like runs out and closes the
door behind her. She goes, I'm so sorry. We just
broke up. Ew you know, we still haven't figured things out,
and I'm like, I don't know if I'm comfortable with this. Yeah,
gotta be Look, I could only imagine how it was
for her in your twenties. I mean, you're still like
like getting going, you know what I'm saying, sexually and

(01:02:30):
do you want to be out there having fun? It
so happens you were committed to someone at an early
age at twenty two, which I think is an early
age yeah for some, and now you're ready to go
out and live that life you should have been living
at twenty two, but you're living with your ex. So
I mean, I'm thinking, I just think through all this,
all these people are texting in right now, who are
going through this? Hell yeah, I did this. This guy

(01:02:50):
put me in though, hell says Lisa. It is hell yeah,
I did this. It was hard. I'm divorced. We still
live together. I just I can't imagine I could.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
See not wanting like if the other person did something
really bad to you and you want the house, I
could see it's like a squatter. I'm not leaving. I'm
not leaving either. Well, bad, not happening.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
I just pulled this up from this magazine callmel Magazine.
How to continue living with your ex?

Speaker 7 (01:03:19):
Oh god, yes, please tell me.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Expect it to totally suck for a while. Yes, yeah, true, check,
that can be easy. You should not be having sex anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
No, that's not a good right, I think that always.

Speaker 7 (01:03:31):
That line always gets blurred when you're living with your ex.
Someone comes home drunk, you do something stupid, you're broken up.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Right, if you're with someone else, you probably shouldn't be
having sex with your ex.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Well, sure, create realistic boundaries so you're not in each
other's business all the time.

Speaker 8 (01:03:44):
What does that mean? Draw a line down the center
of the living room.

Speaker 7 (01:03:47):
Right, And like, if you have one bedroom, what are
you doing? Someone's sleeping on the couch you they're still
shit in.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
A bedroom next one. Don't sleep in the same bed. Yeah,
even if one of you has to take the couch.
Do not sleep in the same bed.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
That's not good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
You have to agree on time when you can each
have the place to yourself for a while.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
Yeah, yeah, you need your own you need your space.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
I know, but okay, Daniel's difficult, Danielle, you and I
broke up, we're still living together. I need the apartment
from noon to four. Okay, Now I'm not allowed to
bring in a date from noon to.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
Four if that's if we agree upon it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
The answers, no that, But what if it's okay?

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
What if I say I don't care what you do
because you're an ass and I don't give a crap anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:04:25):
I just think it's better.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
It's weird avoid being in the same room at the
same time. If you can, yeah, in your one bedroom apartment,
good luck.

Speaker 7 (01:04:33):
I was going to say, in New York City in particular. Yeah, right,
who's got these sprawling two bedrooms?

Speaker 8 (01:04:39):
Hello? Is this Latrese?

Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Okay, listen to what Laterrese's doing. She's dating a guy
who's still living with his wife. Are there children involved?

Speaker 9 (01:04:53):
But yeah, there are children involved in between all of us.
There's approximately maybe ten kids between.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
The three of us.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
All right, So he has a lot of responsibility with
his wife and kids, and you have a lot of
responsibility with your kids. And it's the same thing. You
want to date each other it's just it's it can't
be easy. And do you have do you ever get
a moment alone with this guy?

Speaker 9 (01:05:21):
No, because we have young kids. Our youngest child is one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Okay, now do you take your kids over to see
his kids?

Speaker 9 (01:05:30):
To be honest, we actually moved in together. When I
moved in with him his wife at the time. Now
it's life was living there. We all lived together in
the same house.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Laterrese, you know, this could be a TV show on NBC.

Speaker 9 (01:05:48):
It is exactly what I said. When I first walked
in the house, I was like, wait, hold on, you're
who is this woman? And he was like, Oh, this
is my soon to be its wife, and you know,
she owes me.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
I was like, you know, but latrees at the end
of the day, did it kind of work out for
a while? I mean it, actually it did work out
for a while.

Speaker 9 (01:06:09):
We actually just started living in different houses maybe about
three months ago.

Speaker 8 (01:06:15):
Do you miss her?

Speaker 10 (01:06:17):
I do?

Speaker 8 (01:06:18):
Okay, look at that.

Speaker 9 (01:06:22):
There was a lot of repossibility was closed for ten kids,
and she helped with it a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
This is a great a great example of how people
can find a way to make it work.

Speaker 8 (01:06:33):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
And it actually worked out for the better, even though
you know, LaTrece, I'm sure all your friends and your
family are like, get the hell out.

Speaker 8 (01:06:39):
Of their girls.

Speaker 9 (01:06:40):
But you Yeah, they were looking at me like are
you have you lost your mind? But when I saw
the type of relationship that they had between each other
where I realized they were just friends and there was
nothing romantic between the two of them, it did make
me more comfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Yeah, yeah, I can see at the beginning how if
I was you, I would feel like, okay, this is
this is someone else's territory, you know, I get it.
I get it. Well, look I really felt like that.

Speaker 9 (01:07:05):
And then because me and her are so different, I
was like, why would he date little small me when
he has a fuller size woman in his house?

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
Well, okay, that's okay, you know love all you know
what I'm saying, All right, listen, take on it.

Speaker 8 (01:07:28):
He was loving all in servital So the trees.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
I mean, we're gonna let you go, but I gotta
tell you, your story is a, like I said, a
great example of how you know you should never immediately
go oh no, that'll never work, because look it did it? Did?
I love it? And congratulations, Now you're living a life
you're loving. You're good.

Speaker 9 (01:07:43):
I'm loving it all right. I will come home. I
have two baby, two smaller babies that stay at home
all day. The rest of the kids are in school.
Everything works out for the.

Speaker 8 (01:07:53):
Best, the trees. It's good hearing from you. Have a
great day to day.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Okay, you too, Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:07:57):
There you go a Seriously.

Speaker 7 (01:08:00):
I'm glad it works for someone. I don't know if
I could do it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Could you do it?

Speaker 28 (01:08:03):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Okay? Hello, Brian, Hey, guys, lighting. So Brian still lives
with his ex on one floor and you live on
the other. She's only wait, hold on's who's living where? Okay?

Speaker 17 (01:08:21):
So I live on the bottom floor and he lives
on the top floor.

Speaker 21 (01:08:24):
Married.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Okay, so wait, you're married and he lives upstairs. You
live downstairs? Yes, all right, and you're both dating new people.

Speaker 20 (01:08:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (01:08:34):
Hello, it was a rough situation at first, but it
seems to work out. And my boyfriend and my husband
are going to the movies next week together.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
Okay, you're not a little concerned about that.

Speaker 17 (01:08:50):
Well, she has a boyfriend too, and we all met
and it's all fine, and you know, we're good friends.
It just didn't work out in the marriage aspect. So
we decide and hey, let's still be friends and you know,
let's date other people again.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Here's another situation where all of us are like, no,
run for your life, boy. But wait, so you live
on the bottom floor and your husband with his new boyfriend,
they're upstairs, right, that's correct. So that means, wow, if
they're doing something, you can hear it squeaking on the season.

Speaker 17 (01:09:18):
No, no, no, I turn the TV's you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Know what I'm saying. It's like, no, of course, that's
the first thing I thought of. It was like, I
don't want to hear anyone doing it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
No, no, no no.

Speaker 17 (01:09:30):
So apparently he heard us and we had a conversation
about that, and I said, okay, well that's whur Housewives
is now being turned the volume fifty.

Speaker 8 (01:09:38):
All right, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Hey, So, okay, the rules we're talking about people who
are living with their exes. Did you guys have to
like I have to put rules into place, like okay,
we can't do this, we have to can't do that.
You got to stay here to say do you have
rules at all for the house So.

Speaker 17 (01:09:53):
When it first started, we sat and had a bottle
line together and we discussed that. You know, we need
to know if so one's going to be over or not.
And you know I followed that role after a little while. Okay,
so we had the conversation and ever since then, everything's
been fine. And like I said, they're friends. Now they're

(01:10:15):
going to go to the movies together. So how about it,
because they're going to go see a dork movie that
I don't want to say, and.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
That's why you're not with them anymore anyway, I hate
I don't want to be with my husband anymore. He
likes dork movies. Okay, so eventually it's going to have
to change. I mean, are you waiting for a lease
to end? I mean, is there is there an expiration
date on this?

Speaker 17 (01:10:34):
There isn't. So we bought the house thinking we're gonna
flip it and rent out both units because it's a
two family. And now it kind of worked out because
since we're you know, separating, you know, we both have
a house and we can both keep it and for
the time being, at work. So if it's not broken,
don't fix it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
It's working for you, guys, then hey, good for you?

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
Yeah? Why not?

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
All right?

Speaker 13 (01:10:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
Well thank you. I couldn't do it. Thank you, guys,
you too, I could not do it. See what they're doing.
It isn't a house, so it's a two family house,
so they are in separate units. So I'd still be
mad as hell. Know he was upstairs with somebody else
where I used to be.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
I don't know if you're broken up right, and if
you don't want that anymore, then you know you've moved on.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Now, Sarah, how are you?

Speaker 8 (01:11:17):
Sarah?

Speaker 30 (01:11:18):
I'm great? How are you?

Speaker 25 (01:11:19):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
I'm just you know, by the way, we just heard
two stories from people who are in situations that we
don't think we could do, but they're actually successfully living
or lived with exes. What about you? What's your story?

Speaker 30 (01:11:32):
I actually meant my current boyfriend, when I was still
living at home and still married, trying to break away
from my husband.

Speaker 8 (01:11:42):
Did he know you were updating other people? And he
didn't care?

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
You were?

Speaker 8 (01:11:45):
At that point?

Speaker 30 (01:11:46):
We were at the point where he knew that I
was seeing people. I wasn't throwing it in his space.
We were separating, but it wasn't official. I was still
living home were I was sleeping on the couch.

Speaker 8 (01:12:02):
Okay, so you were the one?

Speaker 10 (01:12:03):
Now?

Speaker 8 (01:12:03):
How come.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
You ended up on the couch and he got to bed.

Speaker 6 (01:12:07):
I think I'm just a very passive person, and I
didn't want to I was already leaving him.

Speaker 30 (01:12:12):
And it was hard enough. So huh, I wanted away
from him.

Speaker 12 (01:12:16):
I just lept on the couch.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
So you are dating a guy that you met while
you were still with your husband, And how's that going?

Speaker 27 (01:12:22):
Is that?

Speaker 8 (01:12:22):
Is that moving in the right direction?

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Oh?

Speaker 30 (01:12:24):
Absolutely?

Speaker 25 (01:12:25):
We have a baby now.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
Wow. I gotta tell you, listening to these stories of
people's lives is so interesting. I'm sorry, go ahead. I
love hearing this. It's because it sounds like it's going
in the right direction for you.

Speaker 25 (01:12:35):
Oh yeah. The kicker is that.

Speaker 30 (01:12:39):
A few months ago we were talking about possibly getting married,
and I started getting a little curious, so I looked
up records from.

Speaker 12 (01:12:47):
His previous divorce.

Speaker 30 (01:12:49):
He had signed the papers and sent them.

Speaker 28 (01:12:52):
To his ex wife.

Speaker 30 (01:12:53):
All she had to do was sign them and send
them in. She never sent in the papers.

Speaker 8 (01:12:58):
So he's still married.

Speaker 30 (01:13:00):
Yeah, we actually are still both legally our divorces are
not finalized.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Right. Okay, God, you know what this is buying you time?
I gotta be honest. The longer you can put it off,
the better it is. I think, Look, if you're gonna
get married, you have the rest of your lives together,
so you know, so maybe it takes a couple of
extra months. It gives you more time to sniff it
out and make sure it's right. Good luck for you, Sarah,
And I'm telling you right now living.

Speaker 15 (01:13:22):
With your ex.

Speaker 8 (01:13:23):
Look, these are three stories where they all kind of
worked out.

Speaker 7 (01:13:26):
All I hear is everybody is more mature than me
because there would be so much sabotage going on if
I was in that situation.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Okay, gandhi quickly, if it was you living with your ex,
what would be going on differently than these stories.

Speaker 7 (01:13:37):
I'd be sabotaging every day, he went on, I would
do it now. And we broke up years ago. And
I'm not. I'm not mature like all these people are.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
Apparently there you go, what's up? H This is Taylor Sky,
It's lady Ghanga.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
Hey, it's Dooja Kat.

Speaker 7 (01:13:52):
How you're listening to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
I know when I was eighteen or nineteen years old,
I would drive through almost every meal.

Speaker 8 (01:14:05):
It was always.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Something fried it was always something would ketchup. It was
always something with some kind of Meyoi product on it,
or a taco or whatever.

Speaker 8 (01:14:13):
But it was drived through.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
You know, fast food is just so so accessible, right
and when you're younger and you don't have that much
money to spend, okay, and you eat it, you feel fine,
you move on with your day.

Speaker 8 (01:14:26):
Remember those days?

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
Oh yeah, but Danielle, back in the day, did you
ever chow out on something in specific?

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
White Castle?

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
All the time?

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
Whenever we got out of the club. It could be
like two, three o'clock in the morning, we'd go to
White Castle. We'd have like seven each and.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Oh ye, good problems whatsoever.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
It was fabulous.

Speaker 8 (01:14:43):
No, you wouldn't feel it. What about you, Gandhi?

Speaker 7 (01:14:45):
Oh Taco Bell. You could get the entire menu at
one point for like seven dollars. I think it's a
little different now, but man, Taco Bell, that's we go
to love it.

Speaker 8 (01:14:53):
I'm with you, scary. Did you have one?

Speaker 15 (01:14:55):
It was always late night.

Speaker 14 (01:14:57):
Disco fries, whatever I can, whatever I could put my
mouth with a bacon, egg and cheese, I can breakfast
at four o'clock in the morning. After the time, absolutely
thing and it didn't really didn't really mess you up?

Speaker 8 (01:15:07):
What about you? Straight and night?

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Oh my god, I get a super sized meal with
a chocolate shake. I'd pound that and feel fine. I
do that today I'm in the hospital and Froggy still
eats that way.

Speaker 8 (01:15:18):
I mean, you're you're usually chewing on something that's crunchy
and chickeny.

Speaker 19 (01:15:21):
Dude, I'm telling you I could. I still go to
Chick fil A three or four times a week.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
There you go.

Speaker 19 (01:15:27):
I do get a grilled sandwich. I think it's a
little better because it's grilled. But why is it that
we feel like Chick fil a is a little healthier
when it's probably not. It feels like, I don't know.
It depends on what you order.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
If you're in the grilled chicken, you're better off probably,
But their regular chicken sandwiches are tremendous, all right, so good.
So there's a kid on Instagram. I know he's primarily
on he's big on TikTok. His name is Dylan. He's
from Florida, and Okay, by the way, I'm gonna give
you a warning before you go check the videos out. Okay,

(01:15:57):
I'll give that warning in a second Dylan eats Underscore.
It's d y l A N e A T S
s Underscore. He goes to every friggin fast food convenience
place and orders the most fried of the fried things
with every creamy, drippy sauce you can get, and he's
so excited about it. He comes on and says, Hi, guys,

(01:16:19):
I'm back, and this time I'm at You know, he'll
give the name of the fast food restaurant. He walks
in where he has it there is in his kitchen
and starts eating it right, and he just is so
excited about it. But then he starts eating it and
you can hear this is the warning. You can hear
every bite. I mean, I guess the audio on our
phones or something.

Speaker 8 (01:16:40):
It like picks up.

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
Every sound in the room, including the mixing and mashing
of the food in the mouth, which is which, by
the way, is where digestion starts.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
Can you see what he's eating as well?

Speaker 15 (01:16:53):
Well?

Speaker 8 (01:16:53):
Well, the parts that don't end up that end up
dropping the.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
I'm gonna skip that one.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Oh you know what, Daniel stopping funny duddy, But.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
You know how I get I was throwing up.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
I'm not going to do that he's so excited about
these dishes. Oh you should have seen him when he
walked into Chili's. And his favorite thing on the menu
is the three for me special. We can get like
three things for a special small price. Anyway, do you
want to hear.

Speaker 8 (01:17:17):
One of these things?

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
If you have if you have music, if you have
me sophonium, this is not for you, all right, let
me uh, okay, hold on a second. Here we go.

Speaker 20 (01:17:28):
So I got the Hot Honey Chicken Dinners, and then
I also got the Garlic Farm.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
I'm got Wingstop in such a lot.

Speaker 8 (01:17:35):
Of wing Stop. He went to wing Stop and then I.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
Got their fries. I also got their cheese sauce.

Speaker 15 (01:17:40):
And then I got Hello ran, Okay, I'm.

Speaker 20 (01:17:43):
Really excited to try the Hot Honey rube because I've
never tried it for and it just looks.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
So good or whatever.

Speaker 15 (01:17:49):
Listen, this is honestly amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
Listen. All right. Well, so yeah, so he's so excited
about it. And then I went on looked like a
crazy trip all around Instagram and everywhere, trying to find
all these people who love to eat foods that they're
testing from restaurants right right before your eyes.

Speaker 8 (01:18:19):
And they they rate them.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
I mean, you see all these food critics to go
to the restaurants, right, yeah, and they they rate those.
This is like the fast, the fried, crunchy, fast, foish
stuff and they get so much enjoyment out of it.
But I don't know if this videos for everyone about
as m R they love that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
Oh that's well.

Speaker 8 (01:18:40):
Okay, Daniel, maybe some people like that sound.

Speaker 15 (01:18:44):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
It's not my favorite. I think I'm just I love
the fact he's so enthused over this food. It's kind
of crazy. There's a lot of sauce he does. There's
a lot of sauce going on here. And for some reason,
I mean, he's young. I guess that's why he's not
ballooning up like I would do. So okay, so what
have you been up test with online? What have you
been watching? I got okay, go ahead and Nate okay.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
The account is Joey swoll Do you guys know Joey
Swallen j o E Y s w o l L.
And he is the most muscular and veinous individual I
think I've ever seen in my life. But the great
thing he does, uh is he's a huge proponent of
working out. But he's also uh, not afraid to shame

(01:19:30):
people that you know, they'll take videos of themselves in
the gym working out, and then they'll get this sour
puss face when somebody walks in front of the camera.
He's a huge proponent of saying, don't film yourself in
the gym, don't treat it your like your own personal
workout space. Do not do that. So he takes these
videos and says, excuse me, ma'am. This guy, this gentleman
is trying to work out, and you're giving him a

(01:19:51):
load of crap because he walks in front of your camera.
Stop that. Just let people break out. I've followed Joey Swall.
He's got over four million followers on Instagram. How about
those things in his arms? My god, he's okay, he's
very vainy, very vain Yeah, Danielle, what do you got?

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
I have to find it?

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
Come back.

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
Okay, I'm trying to find her.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
Gandhi.

Speaker 7 (01:20:12):
Okay, I have two. So one of them is explaining
the universe, where they explain all the coolest things that
are going on. Oh, you love science, and the other
one wild weather caught on cameo.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Oh my god, we watched that together. When you want
to watch a house blow down the street, go to
wild Weather.

Speaker 7 (01:20:28):
There's stuff I didn't even know could happen that happens,
like what happens when a volcano it roughs underwater. Oh
my god, the wave that comes with it. Crazy. I
love that stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:20:37):
But what was the the science when you're.

Speaker 7 (01:20:39):
Talking about, oh, explaining the universe.

Speaker 8 (01:20:41):
Is it called explaining the universe?

Speaker 7 (01:20:42):
It's called explaining the universe. And there are all kinds
of different phenomenon that they put on there, like how
the moon actually pulls the tide around the Earth.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
That's not cool?

Speaker 26 (01:20:49):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Watch this? Hold on, pardon while I pushed my follow
button over two and a half million followers on explaining
the Universe.

Speaker 8 (01:20:57):
All right, Danielle, do you find it?

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
No, so I have to I can't find the other one.
But the one I watch is currently Costco.

Speaker 8 (01:21:05):
And currently it's like updates from Costco.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
It's all cool things that you can buy right now
at Costco. Like there's really cool thing bulk things you
could get at Costco. So it's currently Costco. And then
I can't find her name, but there's a girl who's
a Disney princess and she teaches you how to pose
like a Disney princess. Like the other day she was
doing Anna from Frozen, and she was like, now you
have to hold your hands like this. You can't put

(01:21:32):
them to your side, you can't do this, Like each
Disney princess has a different way of conducting themselves. And
she teaches you as she dresses that Disney princess how
to act and how your voice should sound and the
stuff like that. And it's the coolest thing. I can't
find her damn name.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
Yeah, maybe you should watch it a little more. One day,
Daniel's gonna come in here sounding just like a Disney princess.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
I'm gonna start talking like this.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
What about you, Frog? You follow anything that you just
can't get enough of.

Speaker 19 (01:21:59):
I follow this couple. I usually follow the woman's account.
Her name is Her name is Janie Ippolito. She's actually
there in Jersey in the New York area. Her and
her husband Dave are hilarious. But she posts a lot
of other fun things, like she'll post easy things to
fix the eat that are healthy, or she'll post all
kinds of stuff. But they are a hilarious couple. They

(01:22:19):
do stuff that every couple does, but the way that
they put it online is super funny, and I watch them.
I watch the videos every single day. I look forward
to what they do.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Well, that's the thing. We all have, these things, these
these accounts that were just just obsessed over. I check
them out all the time. And I love the food
influencer stuff the most. But when it comes to science
and stuff like that, to stuff that Gandhi follows, I'm
kind of into that. Maybe I'll start getting into Disney
princesses as well.

Speaker 7 (01:22:46):
Elvis Duran, you ruined my life with Instagram because you
suggested a page to follow that's cringey and it is
the cringiest stuff I've ever seen, and I can't unfollow it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
It's got cringing with a que, right, it's cringey with
a queue and secret Buttholes one time, Secret Secret Buttholes
is fabulous because everywhere in nature, everywhere in the world,
there's like a butthole looking thing looking round at you.
You're right, Scotty Be said, yes, something, what's up, Scotty,
I'm a weirdo.

Speaker 23 (01:23:15):
I follow one called run Down Buildings And so what
it does is it takes like Google street views of
houses and restaurants and buildings and stuff like that from
over the years, and it shows you how they've progressed
or when they've been knocked down and what's there now.
It's actually really cool. It's interesting. H running down building,
run down building, run building. Yeah, it'll show you people's

(01:23:38):
homes over the years, how they've been you know, knocked down.
Fire Mine will be featured next. I'm sure, what about you, scary?
I love Twinkie the.

Speaker 15 (01:23:46):
Parrot, the cutest little yellow parrot, and it's just.

Speaker 7 (01:23:49):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
I'm a good boy like this. This party is so cute.

Speaker 14 (01:23:53):
I can't get I'm obsessed. And Bobby Parrish, you know, guys,
hear this guy? He goes he has an app out too.
He goes to grocery stores and he says what's Bobby
approved and what's not And he's trying to teach you
how to eat healthier because sometimes sometimes not all the time,
I like.

Speaker 15 (01:24:09):
To eat healthy.

Speaker 14 (01:24:09):
So and he's got this app and you scan all
the UPC symbols and it tells you if it's Bobby
approved or not.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
So I kind of try and live my life that way.
When I'm not here.

Speaker 8 (01:24:22):
Is that where you go and you get all those
trendy things that are like today we're all eating chia seeds.

Speaker 14 (01:24:27):
Yeah, those new products, those products are awesome from Bobby
Bobby Powish.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
I know, but you eat them for a week and
then you stop because they're not trendy anymore.

Speaker 14 (01:24:36):
But I just can't keep you know, I can't keep
these things. I can't make them good habits. Then no,
I said, I try these things, but then they never
work for me in the long run.

Speaker 7 (01:24:46):
Here's your guy that re enacts this stuff from like
the Home Shopping Network.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
I'm trying to find that guy. He's hilarious. He's actually
getting a lot of traction. People know who he is.
He always dresses in drag, and then he takes footage
from QVC where people call in, like these old drunk
women from the Midwest calling it talking about the big
product that they're loving, and uh.

Speaker 8 (01:25:06):
He's the best. He's the best. Do you guys remember
I think I turned you on to him.

Speaker 7 (01:25:11):
I followed him. Let me go see if I can
find him.

Speaker 8 (01:25:13):
I know, it's like there's so many I can't keep
up with him.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Anyway. As soon as I find him, I we'll let
you know, but you know a lot of people around
the country are slowly really getting into his stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:25:23):
Hilarious.

Speaker 7 (01:25:24):
Oh is it is it? It's Devon Pool, I think that. Yeah,
that's who it is.

Speaker 8 (01:25:31):
Hold on, hold on, uh, it's Devon Pool. It's here.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
Yes, absolutely, it's Devon Pool.

Speaker 8 (01:25:41):
It's I T S D E V O N p
O O l E.

Speaker 2 (01:25:45):
Hilarious. I mean remember the time I started playing his
videos first, that we were watching them for like an hour.

Speaker 7 (01:25:50):
Yes, just his reenactment or reenaction. Yeah, reenactment of what
goes on on the network is hilarious because he plays
all the characters, even the person on the couch or
during something while drinking a two liters of pepsi.

Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
It's always the one that dresses up like the girls
and the you know, the beginning beard. Oh my gosh,
it's so funny.

Speaker 4 (01:26:08):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
So yeah, okay, out of all of these, go check
that one out. It's Devonpool.

Speaker 8 (01:26:12):
I T S D E V O P O O
l e. It's Devnpool. You'll love that, all right, this
is this has been way too long.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
Hey, girls, these guys.

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
Aren't getting really hot.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
I learned things.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Keats's redhead people smell like cheese.

Speaker 15 (01:26:29):
Look my experience.

Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
They say you should sometimes never see what you're eating. Yeah,
you know you go to those restaurants where they have
the the lobster aquarium.

Speaker 7 (01:26:53):
Oh I hate it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Yeah, I'm like, I love the taste of lobster, but
to look at them, they look like these little things
from other planets. Like their eyes are like moving around.

Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
Like and then you want to pick the person or
the thing you want to put to death, like I'll
take that one. And you know it's that's it. That
poor lobster is about to die because of you.

Speaker 8 (01:27:16):
I'm okay with killing them and eating in fish the
same way. Scary. What fish did you eat last night?

Speaker 15 (01:27:24):
Yeah, my guy, I got a guy tony fish at
Scale in Jersey City, he goes. I got this fish.

Speaker 14 (01:27:28):
It's fished in Miami in the South. It's called hogfish,
he goes. And I can never get it up here
up north, so I brought it home. I cooked it
and it was a delicious it tastes now. But what
does a hogfish look like before it's fillaid?

Speaker 15 (01:27:40):
Well, that I found out after dinner. I googled it.
It's called the Pig of the Sea and it looks
like a pig.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
Oh yeah, tote a little snout.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
It looks like if a fish and a pig had
sex together, what you would get?

Speaker 8 (01:27:54):
I would pay to see that. But also I'm sure
it was delicious. But what is an orange ruffy?

Speaker 7 (01:28:02):
I don't know because I eat that all the time.
I hope it's not something horrible.

Speaker 8 (01:28:06):
I don't think there is there actually an orange ruffy.

Speaker 4 (01:28:10):
It is?

Speaker 8 (01:28:10):
What is a telopia?

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
I've never seen it?

Speaker 8 (01:28:14):
What are you looking at?

Speaker 7 (01:28:15):
The orange ruffy is a hideous little let me.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
I don't think you can go fishing for a tilapia?

Speaker 8 (01:28:21):
Yeah, tilapias? I think are those are farm raised?

Speaker 15 (01:28:25):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
The orange ruffy is ugly.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
It doesn't look like there's even much substance to it,
Like what what's there to eat? It looks.

Speaker 16 (01:28:33):
I know, but you eat.

Speaker 15 (01:28:35):
You don't want to eat that.

Speaker 8 (01:28:36):
You eat what's inside that?

Speaker 7 (01:28:37):
Well, now that I know, it used to be called slimehead.

Speaker 8 (01:28:39):
But orange ruffy used to be called the slime head.

Speaker 7 (01:28:42):
Also known as the red ruffy or slime head.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
I was going to order a slime head what to
depend on which restaurant? What Danielle, what's looking for tilapia?

Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
It's I mean, there's a picture.

Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
Of it, but tilapia's leave. Are they totally like engineered?

Speaker 8 (01:29:03):
Does that make sense?

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
I don't know, but I gotta say. There's a lot
of articles on is telapia safe for you to eat?

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:29:09):
Here we get it's supposed to be super dirty, like
a very dirty.

Speaker 8 (01:29:12):
Yeah, like a catfish, like a bottom feeder.

Speaker 7 (01:29:14):
Well, I think, isn't it? It has I don't want
to always ache.

Speaker 15 (01:29:17):
I'll tell you that by pounds, I always see it.
I'm like, why is it three ninety nine pounds?

Speaker 7 (01:29:21):
It has something to do with it being farm raised, right,
and what it's consuming all day because they're native only too.
We looked Middle East, the Middle East in Africa, right,
so here they're all farm raises.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
So we're so we're saying we only want fish that
it's caught in a stream. Yeah, that is sustainable.

Speaker 7 (01:29:37):
Yes, I demand my meal be plucked from nature.

Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
Exactly what I'm looking at the healthyfish dot Com and
they have an article and it's frequently asked questions about tilapia.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
What do you find it?

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
And one of the questions is is this a real fish?
And it says yes, it is a real fish. Many
people think that it's not. But it is actually not
a man made fish. It's a real fish.

Speaker 8 (01:29:57):
Oh but they farm them a lot, I guess, which
is fine. Okay, but I don't want that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:02):
But I've never heard of anybody catching alapia.

Speaker 8 (01:30:07):
For instance.

Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
You know a delicious fish is the Chilean sea bass. Yeah,
which is originally called the Patagonian toothfish. But no one
wants to Yes, I'll have the Patagonian toothfish. Please, No
one's going to say that the Chilean sea bass. And
now I think they're very extinct, aren't they are? There?

Speaker 8 (01:30:24):
They're rare.

Speaker 7 (01:30:24):
I don't think you're supposed to extinct?

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
Yes, Nate, what just realize there's a fish called a lumpsucker.
You ever heard of this?

Speaker 10 (01:30:30):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:30:31):
No, that's a song, isn't it. What's the lumpsucker?

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
Anyway?

Speaker 15 (01:30:37):
Enough?

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Fishumpucker?

Speaker 8 (01:30:42):
Interesting call here with Rena.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
Hi, Rena, Hi, Hello, lady lady.

Speaker 8 (01:30:48):
What's going on with you?

Speaker 31 (01:30:50):
Well, I am on the road to the airport. Got
up at three thirty this morning.

Speaker 8 (01:30:55):
Why are you going to an airport?

Speaker 31 (01:30:57):
We are dropping my sisters and my mom off so
they can fly to India.

Speaker 7 (01:31:02):
Ooh so nice.

Speaker 8 (01:31:04):
But wait, why aren't you going?

Speaker 12 (01:31:07):
I can't afford it?

Speaker 31 (01:31:09):
Okay, yeah, my my car's on the fritz. I'm trying
to save money right now, try not to be broke anymore,
so I.

Speaker 5 (01:31:16):
Could let me just not do this.

Speaker 8 (01:31:18):
And yeah, have they been to India before?

Speaker 17 (01:31:22):
They have?

Speaker 31 (01:31:22):
Oh yeah, plenty of times. But is getting married, so
they're going to go and get all the outfits and
the jewelry and all.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
I know, I'm both.

Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
Plus you're flying into like a hive of culture India
just I know, culture and food and stories.

Speaker 8 (01:31:40):
And I don't know when lest some of you were
in India.

Speaker 7 (01:31:43):
Two thousand nineteen, right, yeah, no, twenty eighteen.

Speaker 8 (01:31:46):
Do you want to go back anytime soon?

Speaker 7 (01:31:48):
Absolutely? I would go back anytime. It's amazing. It's so fun.
The food is so good, the people are so fun.

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
I know.

Speaker 31 (01:31:55):
I'm I'm so sad that I'm not going to be
able to see the food because that's just every time
I go. That's that's all I want.

Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
Oh well, okay, So I was under the understanding you
were a little upset that you weren't.

Speaker 31 (01:32:06):
Going, but oh no, I'm terribly upset that I'm not going.

Speaker 7 (01:32:10):
You're handling it so well. He's not so happy.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
I know where.

Speaker 31 (01:32:15):
They're going to, Northern India. Punjab, Yeah yeah, pun Job
Yeah yeah. I think I'm getting this weird burst of
energy because I've been up since three thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:32:24):
But hey, can we talk about that taking people to
the airport concept? It just doesn't doesn't work for me.
I'll tell you what I mean. You're calling from Richmond, Virginia.
There are so many uber drivers in Richmond like here
in New York. For instance, if someone says, y'all, we're
flying into a guadia this weekend, can you pick us up?

Speaker 15 (01:32:43):
Hell to the no.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
No, we don't go to airports here, do we?

Speaker 3 (01:32:47):
I do I pick people up.

Speaker 8 (01:32:50):
We have a son.

Speaker 7 (01:32:51):
It's like, isn't it, Because you're you're giving somebody your
time which you can't get back, and you're finding them.

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
It's an active love insisting you drop me off at
the airport. But wait a minute.

Speaker 3 (01:33:03):
It's somebody who's never been here before and they're nervous
about traveling, and they're excited to be in New York.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
Getting an uber and that guy lives here and he
knows how exactly how.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
See a familiar face at the airport picked them up.
It's like exciting for them. It's like, oh my gosh,
Elvis Hi.

Speaker 8 (01:33:17):
You know everyone knows Dimitri.

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 31 (01:33:21):
I'm trying to be a good daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:33:23):
You are okay, nice, but no offense. Don't get mad
at me if you say you're coming to visit me.
I'm not coming to the airport to pick you up.

Speaker 26 (01:33:29):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
We just that's not an it's not a New York thing.
I don't know why you do it. You're you're an
exception to the room. Okay, you're a.

Speaker 31 (01:33:36):
Very good Maybe maybe it's a Richmond thing.

Speaker 8 (01:33:38):
It is, well, it's a Daniel thing. She's a good person.

Speaker 3 (01:33:40):
And I thought why I thought I wasn't the only one.
Now I'm learning that there are.

Speaker 8 (01:33:45):
But that's another thing.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
If you're not used to navigating around the airport, the
terminals and stuff, you're gonna slow everyone else down.

Speaker 8 (01:33:52):
Let the Uber people do it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
Just drop them off like they kick him out while
they're going twenty miles an hour.

Speaker 15 (01:33:56):
I'll just get out.

Speaker 26 (01:33:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 31 (01:33:57):
And the funny is about thing about all of this
is their flight is that ten o'clock.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
So that's the problem. Parents like to get dropped off
like seven hours early your parents. Your parents have to
be at the airport fifteen days early.

Speaker 31 (01:34:11):
Yeah, all right, I'm a little excited to drop my
mom off and have her be gone for a week there.

Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
All right, Oh my god, now we're getting to the
meat and potatoes at the call. Well, look, enjoy your
time without that. How long are they gone? You said
ten days?

Speaker 12 (01:34:25):
They're ten days.

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
Okay, beautiful for you. Oh gosh, I mean, are you
gonna be totally alone? You have a whole house to yourself.

Speaker 28 (01:34:33):
My dad is staying.

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
Ruined everything. Yeah, you'll have a good time with dad. Look,
best of luck, Rena. I mean, I don't know why
I'm wishing you luck. You're staying home doing nothing.

Speaker 17 (01:34:45):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:34:47):
Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 2 (01:34:48):
There you go. I'm sorry it sounds like such a
jackass about this dropping even.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
Froggy and Lisa. If I go visit them in Jacksonville
when they lived in Miami, they always pick me up
at the airport.

Speaker 2 (01:34:59):
It's a New York I don't know. It's just because
I love you, Daniel.

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
Oh thanks, So you're signed to say Elvis doesn't love
anyone that comes.

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
No, he does.

Speaker 8 (01:35:08):
I have no love for anyone.

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
Yeah. Hello, hello, Chris.

Speaker 15 (01:35:13):
Hello Chris.

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
You live in Jacksonville, and you actually have a pond
behind your house where you you can fish for tilapia.

Speaker 17 (01:35:20):
Really, that is correct.

Speaker 16 (01:35:22):
I heard frog.

Speaker 28 (01:35:23):
You say you never heard of it, but obviously he
hasn't lived here very long.

Speaker 19 (01:35:27):
Nobody's ever taken me tilapia fishing, But if you want
to be the first, let's go.

Speaker 15 (01:35:31):
It's in a pond.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
So are they like warm water pond bottom feeder kind
of fish? Yes, they do.

Speaker 19 (01:35:37):
They nest around the edge of the pond at certain
times of the year, and we can take a just
a take bait and go back there.

Speaker 16 (01:35:45):
And I've caught probably a twelve to fifteen back there.

Speaker 8 (01:35:48):
My god. I love people that measure their tilapia. I
got a I didn't know they made him that long.
We didn't either. Tilapia's just a mystery fish for us.
We see it everywhere.

Speaker 19 (01:36:00):
Well, Chris, thank you, thank you for the alerts. No,
no frog, you read it, Chris so fast. Chris has
to take me fishing. Catch s telapia?

Speaker 3 (01:36:06):
Yeah, put him on hold.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
If you could take froggy tilapia fishing. That would be
mighty keen. I'm right over in Fruco froggy. Oh okay, good,
I'll be there.

Speaker 4 (01:36:15):
All right.

Speaker 8 (01:36:16):
Well, thank you so much, Chris. We stand correct. I
appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
There you go Telapia. You can go fishing for telapia.
This show is so incredible.

Speaker 7 (01:36:23):
You learned something. Yeah, you learned so much from this
is going to be the thing I write down that
I learned today.

Speaker 2 (01:36:27):
You can fish for telapia in Jacksonville. And Elvis is
an a hole.

Speaker 7 (01:36:32):
You're in New York.

Speaker 15 (01:36:33):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
How are you doing this?

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
It is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
You know, you go to the bank. If you go
to the bank still and they have those safe deposit boxes.
And I read a story last night about how did
they want to start phasing them out? You know, as
a matter of fact, Capital One stop renting out boxes
in twenty sixteen. New boxes anyway, Oh wow, banks increasingly
regards safe deposit boxes is more of a headache than
they're worth.

Speaker 8 (01:37:04):
And so uh with that said, we were looking at it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
We're looking we're kind of shopping around for a house
or whatever, and we went to we visited a house
that had a head of a.

Speaker 8 (01:37:13):
Big, huge safe.

Speaker 4 (01:37:16):
In it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:17):
And I'm thinking, safe deposit box, a safe? What do
I own that is worth enough to put in one.
I don't own anything worthy of putting in a safe
deposit box or a safe.

Speaker 7 (01:37:31):
Same.

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
Yeah, I always think of those movies where like Grandpa owns, like,
you know, all this real estate and he's got all
those paperwork and do yeah it goes and he rolls
up in his wheelchair to open it up.

Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
You know, it's crazy like And sometimes when you check
into a hotel, they say, you know, you in your room,
you have you have a little safe with a with
a digital whatever on it. But if there's anything of
value you want to keep here, we have a safe here,
you know, in the in the hotel office, we can
keep it. I don't have anything worth putting in a safe.

Speaker 7 (01:38:06):
Okay at the hotel room. Though, when we travel, if
we go out of the country, I'll put my passport
in there or try and leave the passport with someone,
just because that's the last thing I want.

Speaker 2 (01:38:15):
To I agree with that, Okay, I agree with that,
But but in your house do you have any need?
Do you have a need for a safe in your house? Really?

Speaker 26 (01:38:22):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:38:22):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
No, I I wouldn't have anything. So it may be
wonder like, am I weird because I don't have stuff
that's worth anything?

Speaker 15 (01:38:32):
I mean, I really don't.

Speaker 7 (01:38:33):
You know, you don't have stockpiles of gold?

Speaker 28 (01:38:36):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:38:39):
Is this a weird concept to me?

Speaker 4 (01:38:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:38:41):
I don't know, Okay, just wondering what do you have
in your life that's worthy of a safe?

Speaker 3 (01:38:44):
You don't have it? Behind like the painting, the oil painting, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
An oil painting of Shakespeare. Then we open up and
we tend to the left forty five to the right.

Speaker 15 (01:38:57):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
I don't have it.

Speaker 8 (01:38:59):
Yeah, scary.

Speaker 14 (01:39:00):
I'm afraid to use safes anywhere I go because I
feel like that is such a targeted thing. That's the
first place people go to try and crack a code
or lift it up and get it, you know, from
bolted down.

Speaker 2 (01:39:11):
So I try and stash things in other places purposeful,
like in hotel rooms.

Speaker 14 (01:39:15):
That we're talking in hotel rooms, but even in my
own apartment. I don't I don't use I wouldn't use
a safe. I feel like, all right ahead, you're gonna
spend a few hours here trying to find.

Speaker 2 (01:39:23):
It's like a knee, a flashing knee on sign going
the stuff is in here, and.

Speaker 7 (01:39:30):
They're super easy to program and reprogram.

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
Yes, anyway, So I'm just reevaluating my life. Maybe I
need to start considering having things that are worthy of
a safe I don't know, what are you gonna do,
Elvis Terran in the morning, I'll be hilarious when kids

(01:39:53):
call their parents by the first name. Some parents will
not put up with it.

Speaker 15 (01:39:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39:59):
Yeah, I called his dad by his first name once
and that never happened again, did it?

Speaker 4 (01:40:04):
No?

Speaker 19 (01:40:04):
And then one time my mom was doing something, I go,
all right, whatever, Pam. I've never seen my dad get
up off the count so fast in my life. Last time,
it was the last time I ever said that.

Speaker 2 (01:40:15):
To my mom. If you want to be really, really
sarcastic and just a total aho, you call your parents
by their first name. Yeah, so GANI said, you tried
it one time.

Speaker 7 (01:40:24):
Oh, it doesn't work for me. I got the who
are you talking to? But like very close and maybe
being grabbed by a shirt. I don't know. It doesn't
work with them. They don't even my parents don't like
me calling other adults who are older than me by
their first name, right, that's a no.

Speaker 15 (01:40:37):
Well, yeah I was.

Speaker 2 (01:40:38):
I was raising you.

Speaker 8 (01:40:40):
If they're older than you, you call them by their
last name, yes, or sir or ma'am.

Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:40:45):
So we have neighbors who are basically my second mom
and dad mister missus Palmerrow who I always called them
missus Palmero, and now they want me to call them
Frank and Laurie. And it's really weird for me to
do that.

Speaker 26 (01:40:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:40:55):
Well, let me ask you this, when you're when you're
sixty years old, you still call people by their mister
and missus whatever? I think I will, I still do.

Speaker 3 (01:41:03):
I call miss Veronica miss Veronica like I don't even
like it's like or missus whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:41:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:41:09):
I respect things, Scotty, I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
And how how long have you been calling your dad Dick?
Since I was a teenager? And he hated it, told
me to stop, and I just never didn't. He just
accepted it.

Speaker 23 (01:41:18):
So it came from a very sarcastic Well it did.
He's Richard. He's Richard, So I just what's up, Dick?

Speaker 10 (01:41:23):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:41:24):
And I just was doing that for years and it's
kind of stuck.

Speaker 7 (01:41:28):
I would get my ass handed to me.

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
Ye for me too, But I never I never called
my mom leonor she's still mom always.

Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
Spencer will call Sheldon Shelley here, Shelley, what do you
And Sheldon's like, oh god, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:41:44):
I never called my mom and dad by their first name.

Speaker 26 (01:41:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:41:48):
I still call my teacher by his like last name,
and he keeps telling me, no, no, you just call
me Jonathan.

Speaker 2 (01:41:52):
Now You're like, you know, you can't.

Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
I can't. You'll always be you know, mister doctor or
whatever you are. I'm like, you can't, you can't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:59):
No, And if they are a doctor, you have to say,
of course I have yes. So I'll tell you.

Speaker 19 (01:42:05):
I've become friendly with my neurosurgeon, doctor Brian Hoe, and
if I call him doctor or doctor Hoe, He's like,
you can call me Brian.

Speaker 2 (01:42:11):
I'm like, no, no, I don't know you that. No,
you are doctor or doctor Hall, not Brian to me.
If he's a brain surgeon and he's digging in your head,
like fiddling around with your brain, yeah, doctor Hoe, I
call him doctor. Yeah. I don't want is some guy
named Brian digging in my brain or hul Hey Brian,
how's my brain looking no? Or doctor, how's my brain looking?

Speaker 4 (01:42:33):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:42:34):
Hey? I'm Serena Carpenter.

Speaker 15 (01:42:39):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
It is?

Speaker 1 (01:42:40):
What's the Elvis ter Oran and the Morning Show?

Speaker 4 (01:42:45):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:42:46):
Shows done, Let's get out of here until next time.
Say peace out, everybody. He's out, everybody,