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January 25, 2025 99 mins

We're unpacking how parents "ruined" lives, plus we debate things that feel illegal, but aren't. We question Jake's WebMD addiction while making room for alien conspiracies... it's a rollercoaster today!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hi, Oh my god, I love you so much.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
You guys are every single morning lady, I love all
of you.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Wow, this is amazing.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
I'm talking held with your.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Sorry Elvis Dan in the Morning show, so a Jake producer, Jake,
how are you?

Speaker 4 (00:19):
I'm good?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Thank you. Now you seem a little tempt there's a
little problem. Are You're having some physical problems, some medical issues?
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Well, I'm a little nervous this morning. Was that last
night I told my mom this issue that I was having.
My left arm has been tingling. Oh like after I
drink and the morning after I drink. But it's only
happening when I drink. So she sent me a link
to WebMD. Makes me thinking I'm having a serious issue.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Now, Okay web Md Usually uh I go there. It
is and we shouldn't, but we do.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
The worst place to go it is, But at.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
The same time, it gives you a wide spectrum of
what it could be. But keep in mind you should
not rely on WebMD for these.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
I always feel like it always tells you the worst
possible situation.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Wait, so what do you think you have as of
right now?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
I think you're having a heart.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
That's even more alcoholic neuropathy. Neuropathy neuropathy?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
So and what is that?

Speaker 4 (01:08):
It says people drink too much may start to feel
pain and tingling in their limbs. Is known as alcoholic neuropathy.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Does that mean of your circulation is inhibited?

Speaker 6 (01:18):
You?

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Do you drink that much?

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Orriful nerves transmit It's something with your nerves and your
spinal cord in your brain. Like this just sounds very scary.
I don't think how much drinking?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Are you drinking that much?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:28):
I like go out on the weekends, like every weekend,
all go out, But I'm not drinking a lot during
the week Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
So let's say the last time you had this this
condition right now, right now, So you went out drinking
last night, What did you drink?

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Just be honest, how much did you wind? How many
glasses of wine?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
And that's it?

Speaker 4 (01:45):
But the rest of the weekend I drank a lot
more than that.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Okay, So it could be accumulating in your system.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Is your left arm tingling?

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Only my left arm all the time?

Speaker 5 (01:52):
That's isn't that the heart attack arm?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
It's more like.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Pain in your arm.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
If it's a heart attack, you could have a herdi
at a disk. I've been looking on webb here. You could
be having a heart attack, a stroke, sclerosis, tingling down
your arm.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
A lot of times is a her need to discore
a pinch.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Nerve or vitamin B twelve deficiency.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
My point is this web web md is not where
you need to be going. You need to be going
to a doctor.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
It could be as simple as taking some vitamins, apparently
according to WebMD.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
So why don't we go get that checked.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Someone just said you're experiencing Saturday night palsy.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Last time Nigga Jake was sick, he called me at
home and he coats, I need advice. You're a mom,
help me, And so I said to my advice was
go for the doctor. So finally he went to the
doctor and he figured out what it was.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
That funny and doctors have training, yes, straight.

Speaker 7 (02:41):
Remember that time Jake was sick for like a month
and then he was finally finally called in sick that
he didn't come into the office, and so I called
him to check in on him, and he's like, hey,
like are you okay?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
He goes, no, go to the doctor. I don't know
where a doctor is. I had to google him. A doctor.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
It was like, do you have to go to the
emergency room right now? I'm gonna come there and take
you to the emergency room.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
I said, is there a many many clinic by you?
He's like, yeah, I go take yourself there and see
what they say.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
At the very least, go to the dock in the box.
Ye call it all right. But you are typical when
it comes to men and women too. I mean, you
just don't want it. First of all, you think it'll
pass right. Secondary you're like, oh, well, it's it's nothing.
I mean, it's not that bad. It's bad, but it's
not that bad. And the third thing is like, well,
what if it is something bad, I don't want to

(03:31):
know about it. All three are bad answers.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
And my mom's a hypochondract so she makes me think
it's the worst possible.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
So did she tell you to go to the doctor.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
No, she just keeps sending me links. You could have
you stop drinking so much.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
You could have lead poisoning.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Oh, what's made of lead anymore?

Speaker 3 (03:46):
What's up? Frog?

Speaker 8 (03:47):
I did the same thing before I was diagnosed with
my rare brain tumor.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yes, I went online.

Speaker 8 (03:52):
And did I saw a quote that you could have
a brain tumor and you need brain surgery.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
I'm like, oh, I don't have that. I closed the
web browser.

Speaker 8 (04:00):
I could have done it right. Two years later I
had brain surgery. It was right, but still.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
We're all laughing. But I could have a serious problem.

Speaker 8 (04:09):
You could have a pinch nerve. You know, I should
definitely go to the doctor. You absolutely you can't self diagnose.
You have to go to the doctor.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
And yet you just if you think there's an issue,
then just go get checked, okay online if you're gonna
trust online. Left arm numbness could be due to something
as simple as sleeping position or as serious as a
heart attack. In between are dozens of other potential causes
that applies to numbness in the right arm as well.
So maybe when you drink you sleep differently, you know what,

(04:36):
Maybe maybe you sleep deeper, therefore you don't move around,
Therefore your arm gets caught caught up under your big,
fat body. Too much I say that, and he weighs
like ten pounds.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Can too much alcohol cause a heart attack?

Speaker 4 (04:48):
I don't know what hard this has been like a
month now, A hard at TUK wouldn't be a month.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
It would have happened.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
We don't know, We don't know, probably wouldn't be. Don't
stop diagnosing self diagnosis is not a good thing, you know,
it's not good. It could be a clogged artery that
could cause a heart attack. Hello, Katie, Hi, I'm so
glad you're here, but you're hair, You're here in a
medical position. Your boyfriend gets the same thing after he drinks.

(05:14):
His left arm goes numb and tingles.

Speaker 9 (05:17):
Well, not exactly after you drinks, but he was getting
it so often.

Speaker 10 (05:20):
I was like, go get a check out.

Speaker 9 (05:21):
He actually went got an MRI and everything, and it
turns out that he has like scoliosis. And he does have,
like you said, the hernia a disc.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
How do you fix that? How you fix it? Go
to the doctor?

Speaker 4 (05:34):
How do you fix a hernieded disc?

Speaker 9 (05:37):
Well, he's in physical therapy right now. They're making they're
doing you know, all exercises and everything.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (05:42):
But yeah, so he's taking care of it.

Speaker 11 (05:44):
So it's not like a crazy uncoming.

Speaker 12 (05:46):
The drinking thing.

Speaker 9 (05:47):
I haven't really heard of, but I'm sure you know
what I mean, Katie.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
What your boyfriend did as he went to a doctor.

Speaker 13 (05:56):
Different.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
I mean, I mean, was there a point where he
was a little apprehensive and you had to talk him
into it or did he willingly Okay, I got to
get to a doctor.

Speaker 9 (06:04):
Oh yeah, of course. We all had to talk him
into it, Me, his mom, and sister. We were like,
you need to go. If it's this bad and it's
causing you this much discomfort and pain and everything, you
need to go.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
I feel like this is a total guy thing. Guys
don't go to doctors. They're just like, yeah, I don't
get it. Like the first sign of anything, I'm at.

Speaker 8 (06:22):
The doctor, like I'm going to You're you're on the
other side of the spectrum, though, what you're like two?

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Because I had thyroid cancer, so to me, you know
it could be something.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Come on, mister brain too much.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
Come on, mister I closed it when it said I
had a brain too.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
I closed my web MD because I said I have
a brain like that. And then it looks like you
did final. But today we're doing our yearly visit to
the dermatologists to check our bodies scan for you know, carcinogens.
I don't know. We're going up in there.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Yes, you got to look up on in there because
I had a I had a mole on my butt,
and they had to remove it because they said it
looked suspicious or could turn. But here's the thing, it
doesn't wait. First of all, it does not matter where
you get the sunburn. The mole could show up on
another part of your body. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
This is why I come to you, and and I'll.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Tell you I didn't know I had a mole on
my butt. It's not like I'm sitting there going, hey,
someone checked my butt.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
No she did.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
I'm glad you did. You checked it. You need to
go see the doctor and we go yearly. Check ups
are yearly because I'm not gonna I'm not gonna take
a chance. Wait till you get your first colonoscopy.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
Oh no, it's the best sleep you ever have.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
What's god? Go to a doctor? Would you just sit
around and speculator? There is a new craze called urine therapy.
What huh? People say that you can ingest or rub
it on your skin. It's like the fountain of youth,
really a warm fountain of youth.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
I'm not either.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
What's it supposed to do for you?

Speaker 5 (07:56):
But let me ask a question. If you found out
that this was going to diggy years off of like
your face. Whatever would you let's go?

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Be on you let it go?

Speaker 13 (08:07):
Might think about it.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
I would let it go.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Some people are into that, okay, so not me.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
There they are, there's a page for that.

Speaker 14 (08:14):
Maybe he has kidney stones.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
I've had two of those. It could be a kidney stone.
All right, thank you. I so go to the doctor.
It could be doctor Jeff, our Morning Show's official chiropractor. Hi,
doctor Jeff.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
How are you good morning? How you guys doing.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
We're doing okay? So, uh, Jake's left arm tingles, especially
after he drinks. What do you think in your chiropractor world.

Speaker 6 (08:38):
I've seen this hundreds of times over the last decade,
and all everyone's got some weird scenario about where it
comes from. Some people it's when their mother in law shows.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Up, you know.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
Some people there football teams losing. But when the body
gets stressed out, if you have any vulnerability, that's what
comes out. So when he's going and he's drinking, he's
probably stressing a nerve that's already little compromised. So I'm
gonna go get adjusted. He's gotta go see a doctor.
You know, here's a disclaimer. I can't diagnose over the phone,
but tell I'm going to check it out. It's probably nothing.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, but the fact is he needs to be proactive
and go check it out.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Who are you talking to? Who is that?

Speaker 6 (09:13):
This is my wife in the background, Nicole car All right, well,
thank you, doctor Jeff.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Basically, he's saying, you guys are stressing me out too much.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
You're drinking, is what he's telling me.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
What you do if a friend slams your your laptop
lid down on your hand, because I just did that
to Nate my hand.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
Did he break your hand?

Speaker 3 (09:31):
To the doctor?

Speaker 5 (09:31):
Hold on, I'm going to web MD.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Tell me your symptoms a heart attack to web md.
But you're right, Daniel, it is a guy thing.

Speaker 15 (09:39):
Now.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Do you go to the doctor when you need to go? Always?
I go to every doctor imaginable for everything. Go to
the door. That's kind of a hypochondriac too.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
And he's more of a girl.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
No, what do you mean by that?

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Oh, totally, he's he's my girls are strong. He knows
the name of his shirt is salmon or whatever the color.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Girl. He's smart. You go to the doctor. That's why, Jake,
go look on web MD all you want, but you're
gonna You're not gonna.

Speaker 16 (10:08):
Live long if you Morning Elvis Duran.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Dear God, what's this woman doing?

Speaker 16 (10:14):
And the Morning Show.

Speaker 17 (10:22):
Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Gary, what's your phone tap about? Today?

Speaker 18 (10:28):
So Daisha wants to phone tap her boyfriend Kwan. Daisha
works at a bank and she keeps telling Kwan about some.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Nerdy guy at work who keeps hitting on her.

Speaker 18 (10:36):
So she thought it would be funny if she called
him from work and I pretended to be that nerdy guy.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Right, nerdy guy played by Scary Well, there's type casting
for you. We'll see what happens in today's scary phone tap.

Speaker 19 (10:49):
Hello, Hey, dude, is being real with me?

Speaker 20 (10:58):
The points as to looking to He's like saying some
stuff to me that's like inappropriate.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
I know we watch what are you doing?

Speaker 20 (11:06):
I don't like I don't know if he likes me,
but he just you know, he just wanted me to go.

Speaker 18 (11:10):
No, I'm gonna go miss, step out a little bit.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
I'll get some salad. Want some salad with me?

Speaker 1 (11:18):
No, that's coming if you want to step out and
get his ass, because I knocked that man out.

Speaker 21 (11:22):
I'm on the phone with my boyfriend.

Speaker 22 (11:24):
Okay, to you relax, tell it.

Speaker 18 (11:26):
We'll just hurry up because we only have an hour
for lunch, and I want to see if you want
to come to lunch with me.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Then I'm only guy to need ten minutes the wool
be that? So that's fifty minutes lunch.

Speaker 18 (11:34):
Your expression on your face right now, you're not happy
talking to him. He obviously doesn't please you me.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Oh my god, don't please, didn't shut up?

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Man, I mean, come on, let's just got to lunch.

Speaker 16 (11:45):
Come on, hang up.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Okay, tell this corny ass stop talking to you.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
While I'm gonna stand here and wait.

Speaker 20 (11:52):
Oh my god, he's standing here with his arms.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Carn Wait, why don't we you and I we'll just
have lunch. We'll go, we'll go in the box. I
want to go on the vault and roll around the money.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Wrong with it too, man, put me on the phone.
He wants to talk to you.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
I'm Jordan with the good hair.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Quick talk to my girl. Bruh, I'm doing you. Don't
talk to my girl anymore?

Speaker 3 (12:13):
What's a breath? Bruh?

Speaker 1 (12:15):
You ain't going here in a second, I'm gonna knock
you out. B quit talking to my girl.

Speaker 18 (12:19):
I've been on her Instagram and I've liked every one
of her pictures that she's ever posted.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
And if he looks, you're saying me, what's her? Keep
playing with me? Man?

Speaker 3 (12:27):
I don't like the ones with you in it. No,
I unhearted those.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
I'm gonna swear I'm gonna take your heart. He won't
play with me, man, I swell on everything I love,
but I'm gonna come up there right now and I'm
gonna knock your ass out.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
And we work in a bank. We have bulletproof glass
back here.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Okay, all right, brat, if you don't stop playing with
her name Jordan, Jordan Well and everything I love Oran.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
You know like number twenty three, you know him like
same guy.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
But I'm gonna punch your ass in the face four times.

Speaker 18 (12:50):
I'm gonna I'm gonna pay somebody to fight you. I'm
in a bank right now, I got cash, I got money.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
You're gonna be on the floor in a second.

Speaker 18 (12:56):
Bro At work, we play around, and she wrote me
a fake check that says or in his bay.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Are you so corny? You're so corny? Right now you're
corny and you wreckon.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
You tell that to everybody listening to the radio right now. Hey,
it's scary. Jones remembers to Ring in the Morning Show.
Qua you can phone tapped? Got you?

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Ma, I'm like, man, I'm so corny, man like I
was like, bro, I was about to burn all your clothes. Girl.
That was whack that.

Speaker 16 (13:37):
Elvis Duran phone tip.

Speaker 23 (13:40):
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Speaker 17 (13:44):
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the Morning Show.

Speaker 16 (13:51):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
So, okay, look back to your childhood. Okay, did your
family do something that you thought was totally normal? It
wasn't even a thing until later in life you realized
it was just kind of messed up. It was just
a little different than other families. Oh, mom was kind
of simple. If you got sick, my mom would take

(14:14):
a big old like pasta pot out of the kitchen
and put it next to your bed. So you need
a vomit, you just throw up right there and the
thing next year.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
A vomit pot the moment.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Yeah, we never I never watched her cook with it,
but it was always like in the kitchen with the
other pots, you know what I'm saying. And I know
she cleaned it out. It was clean, you know, dishwasher
friendly or whatever.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
But see, ours was the vomit basket. It was like
a garbage can with a little liner on it. It
was at the side of the bed in case.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
See but my friends found out about the vomit pot
and they're like, dude, go to the bathroom. I mean,
can't you make it to the bathroom? I mean, I mean, so,
was there anything your family did that was like, oh, yeah,
you thought was normal until of late you're like, what Gandhi.

Speaker 13 (14:58):
My mom used to have this. It was like a
red clay slab and if I wasn't feeling well, she
would put some water on it and then mix it
around so she got a little bit on her fingers,
and then she would put it on my forehead like
baby Simba and cast some type of spell. And I
thought it was actual medicine. But she would say these
words and then put it on my forehead and I
would always feel better later. And I thought everybody did that.

(15:19):
And I remember going to my friend's house one day
and being like, you don't have the clay slab. They said,
what the hell are you talking about? And I was like, Oh,
my mom's practicing witchcraft?

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Is she great?

Speaker 24 (15:29):
Right?

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Have you heard about the poop knife?

Speaker 16 (15:31):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yes, I know about that. Yeah, okay, Nate, tell them
that your family did this, right.

Speaker 7 (15:36):
No, it wasn't my family, cor Nate, No, it wasn't
my family. But this is a very famous post on
Reddit where this family had a poop knife, and apparently
the whole family, mother, brother, whatever, they would all have
very large bowel movements, so they had a knife they
used to cut it up so it would go down easy.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Right.

Speaker 7 (15:57):
So this person grew up thinking this was totally normal.
So they're in college and he's in the bathroom and
he has another large bowel movement, and so he screams
out to his roommate, Hey, bring the poop knife, and
they're all like what did you just say?

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Like, yeah, the poop knife. Where's your poop knife?

Speaker 7 (16:15):
I need to And he was shocked to find out
that nobody else.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Had a poop knife. Wow, he thought all families had
all families had a poop knife. Yeah, frogging god.

Speaker 8 (16:27):
I thought every family had like a bottle in the
car that you pee.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
In because I went on it.

Speaker 8 (16:33):
I went on a road trip with my friend Greg
Broughton and his family and we're on the road and
I'm like, I need the bottle and they're like the bottle.
I'm like, I gotta go. I need to go, and
they're like the bottle. I'm like, yeah, you know, you
guys don't keep a bottle in your car. And they're
like no. So I realized that that was just the
thing my dad did.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
So there you go, because your dad just did not
want to stop anywhere. So my question is this, have
you have you confronted your parents on any of these issues?
You know, like, you know, you brought me up thinking
we should have a bottle in the car to pee,
and and now I expected my friends to have it.
Now they think I'm out of my mind. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (17:10):
I picked up one of the habits that I thought
was normal and is not, and that is whenever they
go to a restaurant and they're like extra condiment packets
sitting out. If it's ketchup or hot sauce, they'll just
take extra and then they have bags of it in
their fridge in their fridge. So I have the same thing.
People come over and they're like, really, what's with all
the sauce hoarding?

Speaker 3 (17:28):
But it's great, I know, no if you if you
need saluce and you know there is a ketchup shortage
I'm hearing.

Speaker 13 (17:33):
Exactly, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
So it's so I'm kind of wondering textas now I
want to I'm going to hear the weirdest things, things
that your family did when you were younger and you
thought it was normal, and then you found out later
in life it was far from normal. It was abnormal.

Speaker 13 (17:47):
Nate run another really weird one where somebody, if all
the food was too hot, the whole family would blow
into that person's mouth to cold down the.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Whole family. So, so what what.

Speaker 7 (18:00):
Apparently from this article, apparently if the food was too out,
like you have pizza and it burns the roof of
your mouth, the whole rest of the family would blow
in that person's mouth to cool it down.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
How strange is that?

Speaker 25 (18:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:13):
I love this text. We always had a fresh intimate's
cake from whenever company came over, and nobody was allowed
to touch it unless they were company. Wasn't that amount
of Skalco? Yeah, the family did the same thing. Another text,
we used a wire hangar instead of a poop knife
for my brother. Another text, my mom used to soak

(18:34):
our socks and vinegar whenever I was sick it had
a fever because she claimed it took the fever off.
So this person grew up thinking that everyone did this.
Oh well, you know, get the vinegar out, put it
on your socks. It's crazy, Hey, Scotty Be, what from
the wacky weird world of Scotty Bee. God knows where
this is going to see?

Speaker 26 (18:52):
I thought it was normal to load your trunk up
with gas cans and drive across state lines to get
gas in another state because it was cheaper.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
It is somewhat dangerous, is it not.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Particularly, I just figured that was a thing. Is that
where you got your cheapness from your dad? I must have. Yes,
So he would drive from New York State to New
Jersey to get cheaper gas, Yes, he absolutely would.

Speaker 26 (19:14):
And the toll was cheaper then, so it's still you know,
was in his favor when he came back.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Oh my gosh, yeah, it's cheaper.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
Are we talking?

Speaker 26 (19:22):
There was like fifty sixty cents cheaper a gallon back
in the day?

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Why not? But is it worth it your entire family
blowing up in the car. That's so stupid, not at all.
You remember Carolina used to work with us. She said her family,
they would go to the drive in theater and she
would they had a large family. They would put some
of their kids in the trunk and close the trunk
and they would drive them to the They would drive
them through and they would have to pay for them

(19:46):
kids in the trunk of their car.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
People did that in the trunk.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Of your car because.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
You get them in for you don't have to pay
for those kids.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
And that's normal.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
That's once you get inside, you open the trunk and
they come in and watch the movie.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Can you imagine who Scotty Bees family did that. You'd
be in the trunk of your car with full gas cans?
What Nate?

Speaker 7 (20:09):
Okay, so growing up, we didn't really have kleenex, right.
We would have handkerchiefs like it was an old school thing.
But then my dad would go into the dirty laundry
and pull out old underwear and blow us. So I
remember when I was older, I would blow my nose
and like used underwear because I'm like, well they're gonna
get washed anyways.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Oh my god, I just remembered that. I just remembered
that it's like dirty. Now they're just gonna get dirtier.
Might as well.

Speaker 13 (20:38):
That's how MRSA is born. Good job, Nate.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Hey, Oh my god, I thought that was normal. This
person says, I grew up thinking Santa Claus loves to
drink scotch when he visits the house. When my friend,
when my friend said they left milk, I said, no,
our Santa like scotch. Oh my.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
We have a babysitter who is from Pakistan, and she
has all these things that she would do for my
kids when they were sick, that she would do for
her daughter, you know, eating raw eggs and all these things.
So my kids just thought it was something normal because
she would do it for them all the time, and
she was like They would say, mom, how come you
don't do it. I'm like, I never heard of this before,

(21:22):
but she's your mom and dad didn't do it right exactly.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Another text says we weren't allowed to shower in a
thunderstorm because we might get electrocuted.

Speaker 22 (21:31):
Oh.

Speaker 13 (21:32):
I used to hear that all the time.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
So they grew up thinking that was it. Yeah, scary.

Speaker 18 (21:35):
My great grandmother used to put vasoline on everything, and
when you were sick, so she used to put it
on Q tips and shove it up my nose if
I was having a runny nose, or if I or
she had vix vapo rub everywhere all over your body.
It was all about the vix and the vasiline. And
I understand why, but apparently are you having so this?

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Apparently a lot of people grew up thinking something was
the norm and it actually turned out to be the abnue.

Speaker 8 (22:00):
Anybody else get told after you eat, you had to
let your food settle. You couldn't go swimming because you
were ye.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yes, yeah, you'll get cramped. There are people who still
believe that today whatever.

Speaker 13 (22:10):
My parents would make us take shots of tumeric, which
a lot of people have started to do now, But
when I was younger, it was not so popular. That
was the cure for everything. Yep.

Speaker 16 (22:19):
The Mercedes Benz thank you for being on the show.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
At Mercedes Benz, there's a reason they go the extra mile,
from testing their vehicles in desert eat and arctic cold
to creating AI that can anticipate your needs and preferences
on the road. They demand every car is worthy of
their star because it's Mercedes Benz.

Speaker 17 (22:39):
Elvista ran in the morning show. Elvist ran in the
morning show.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
So the weirdest thing happened. Three days ago. I get
a call from an old friend saying, Hey, your dad's
best friend wants to wants to talk to you. May
I give him your phone number? Sure, mister Smith. Yeah,
So mister Smith calls me and we talk my dad,
you know, god rest is soul. We were talking about
him and some memories. So I kept calling him mister Smith.

(23:12):
He said, you know, you can call me by my
first name. I don't know his first name. I am
fifty four years old. I'm still calling my parents' friends
mister and missus.

Speaker 11 (23:20):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Say it feels illegal. Yeah, it feels like I'm breaking
the law if I call them by their first name.
Do you know what I say?

Speaker 5 (23:27):
I even do that with some of my friends, like
my girlfriends, my friend Karen her it's mister and missus Martinelli.
It's always been since college, and I that's what I
call them. I don't you know, I don't call them
by their first names.

Speaker 16 (23:39):
You know.

Speaker 13 (23:39):
It's weird, but I think it is illegal, Like I
think if my parents heard me, call somebody by their
first name, they might swap me in the back of
the head.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Still may Yes, what are you talking to? Okay, but Danielle,
I mean no offense. Yeah, you're a mother of two,
and yeah you technically could be a grandmother. You know that, right?

Speaker 5 (23:59):
If I swear to Gosh, I will please bite your
damn time.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
I'm talking about just where you are on the age spectrum. Okay,
I could.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
I guess they could.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
And you're still calling the martinell He's mystery, missus Martinelli.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
I do, I do, But you know what, I do
that with my teachers too, Like one of my music
teachers from high school. His name is doctor de Zick.
His first name is Jonathan. So now at this point
in my age, he tells me call me Jonathan. I go,
I can't. You're still duck.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
It's illegal.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
Sorry, And he's like, no, I'm Jonathan. Now I don't
know you're not.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Well, there's a list of things that we're coming up
with that feel illegal, right it does? What else was there? Gandhi?

Speaker 16 (24:34):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (24:35):
If you ever have water in your car, like a
bottle of water and you just want to dump it out,
dumping it out the window, even though it's just water,
feels illegal. I had to do it the other day
and I was panicking the whole time. I wanted to
be just water. It's just water.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Hey, there's another one. I don't own a Tesla, but
they seem really cool. If you're driving on the street
and you see a Tesla, do you look inside to
see if they're touching the steering wheel or if they're
if the car's driving them. Because I'm telling you right now,
if I had a Tesla and I had didn't have
my hands on the wheel, I would feel like I'm
doing something illegal. There's another one right anyway? Uh froggy, Yes,

(25:13):
what have you done recently that feels illegal? Maybe you
shouldn't say it on the year never mind? Oh yeah, yeah,
I don't want to get into that.

Speaker 7 (25:19):
Yesterday day, this morning I did this. There was a
police car and he was driving like twenty five at
a thirty. I'm like, can I just pass him? And
I passed him? But it felt illegal? Yeah, you felt
like it was the speed limit.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
I feel like I am guilty of a million things
anytime a police officer is behind me and I'm like,
I didn't do anything wrong, but I feel like, I
did you put your pulse races?

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Yes, it's all right, yeah, Frog.

Speaker 8 (25:45):
I was at a home improvement store the other day
and there were I bought two little small items and
they were very, very cheap. I think they were ninety
seven cents, but there was no scan on them. And
I went through the I went through the self checkout line,
and so I told the lady that was I said, hey,
there's no scan on these. They were ninety seven cents apiece.
And she looked at them. She goes, well, they're free today.
She threw them in the bag and told me to leave. Oh,

(26:07):
I felt like I was stealing.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
You were you are? No, I'm not feeling she says,
they're free. She works there, she's got authority. You're right,
you're on a topless You're right, scary. What have you
done that feels illegal? But isn't on the same lines
as Froggy.

Speaker 18 (26:21):
But going into any store and not buying anything, they
don't have what you want, and then you're.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Like all right, and you walk out out and they're like, oh.

Speaker 18 (26:29):
My god, I feel they look like I'm shoplifting because
I'm just walking.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
They don't, they don't give a crap.

Speaker 8 (26:35):
I my hands up, like I don't have anything in
my pocket.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Handy went, you're into grocertry yesterday and you walked in
and walked out with nothing.

Speaker 13 (26:42):
I went to Joanne Fabrics actually, and I wanted to
get a canvas. They didn't have the canvases that I want,
so we just walked out and it was like Froggy said,
I wanted to walk out with my hands in the air,
like we didn't take anything. I just didn't find what
I wanted.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
So I'm mean, you need to put your hands up
against the wall and have them come like shake down.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
Somebody walked out of Target without a bag, that's when
the police need to be called in.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Right, that's not true. You should be able to go
in if you don't find what you want, you should
be able to leave without feeling guilty. We have lost
our minds.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
There's always something in Target that you need something.

Speaker 13 (27:16):
Come on, Yeah, what about like circling back for your
second free sample? That feels illegal too, but I think
you're allowed to.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Yeah, they're free, right.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
I don't think I'm ever doing free samples ever again.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Oh yeah, what's scary?

Speaker 18 (27:27):
How about if someone's cell phone is on the counter
and all of a sudden it lights up because they
get a text message and you happen to look over
you feel you feel like you're doing something illegal by
like staring at it, like trying to get.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
It to being nosy. Yeah, I don't feel like there's
no there's no sense of incarceration. Dirty all right, I've
got Brian line twenty four. Brian, what do you do
that makes you feel like you've broken the law but
you haven't.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
When we go to the hotel, I always have to
take the soap and pen and paper.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
You feel like you're getting away with something. Really I do.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
And the sad part is I usually never use it.
I don't know why I have to take it. But
there's a whole pile of it at the house.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
It's the principle of the thing you're in there. It's there,
it's not tied down, so you're gonna take it. They're
lucky they still have their mattress. You know, Elvis, you're
guilty of this too. Actually, there was a there was
a certain pin that I liked from a hotel, and
you would always grab them for me and bring them
to me. When when we were in Miami and you
would say, I feel like I'm stealing from this hotel,
and I know it's not, but I feel like I'm
stealing for you and I'm not doing it anymore. It's

(28:36):
just a pen, just like Brian, it's a pen. They
don't they couldn't care less. They just I still have
to take the pen, all right, Brian, It's okay, You're
not going to jail. We're not gonna we're not gonna
nark on. You're you're good, Thank you? All right to
have a high state? Uh yes, gandhi.

Speaker 13 (28:51):
What about when you're checking out and they ask if
you want to donate to X cause whatever it is,
Would you like to donate a dollar two dollars? If
you say no, it's the worst thing in the world.
As you say.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
No to a dollar every time you get into a
least a dollar at least a dollar every time.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Well, I know, but it's it's most likely go into
a great cause. It's the way they ask, do you.

Speaker 8 (29:10):
Want to donate to save homeless pets and need you're
like no, no.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
On when one of those stores like pet Co or
pet Smart or something, it comes up on the screen
before you check out every.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Time, and everyone all the way back in the store.
They're all watching to see.

Speaker 13 (29:28):
Right, and you feel like you look around, like yesterday
I heard someone say no to donating to animals, So
then I donated two dollars because I felt bad that
the person in front of me said no. And Brandon
was like, get a.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Hold of yourself, right, or you could always say something,
Oh no, I gave a lot more earlier.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
Sure you did.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Oh god, they're lining up. Line five is Bonnie Hi,
Bonnie Hi? Have a career. You're in a profession that
makes you feel like you're getting away with something. What
do you do?

Speaker 10 (30:05):
I deliver newspapers for a living. It's every day of
the year, there's no day off. And every time I
pull into somebody's driveway or if I pull up to
the newspaper tube, they're looking out the window. I feel
like I'm doing something illegal because it's like, okay, who's out.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
There my driveway? Well that's another one. Do you ever
turn around in someone's driveway, make a make a k turn,
whatever it's called. I do it all the time, but
you feel like I've got a hurry. Yeah, turn my
lights off so they don't know them.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
They're ye say honey, I'm home. Before you pull that out.

Speaker 10 (30:46):
I'm not saying don't make any coffee.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, sorry, I'm trespassion having beautiful day, Bonnie. You keep
delivering papers. Thanks for keeping people informed. And uh, I
used to deliver papers. I've worked in the newspaper business
for a while. And there's something that's not you know,
you don't see it a lot now, ink on fingers right,
you still get that?

Speaker 10 (31:06):
Oh my word, I'm surprised I don't have ink poisoning.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
I know it's crazy. Oh wow, all right, you brought
back a great memory, Bonnie. Thank you have a great day,
and thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 10 (31:16):
All right you doo.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Now Line nine is SHIV, and Shiv is actually breaking
the law. Let's talk about it. Hello, Hiv, how are you?

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Oh?

Speaker 27 (31:24):
Good morning? Gods the honor to be on your show today?

Speaker 3 (31:27):
What's an honor to have you? Even though you could
be convicted for your awful hands crime.

Speaker 27 (31:34):
Well, you know, I'm pretty sure I'm not the only
one in this whole world that did it, but you know,
I do feel guilty, even though I don't even buy
the damn grapes.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
And in the long run, you so you take grapes
at the grocery store.

Speaker 27 (31:46):
No, well, well, not necessarily take it, but I actually
taste the grapes, you know, before you purchase them.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
You want to know, you know, yeah, hello, how do
you know if they're sweet or not?

Speaker 3 (31:58):
All the time? Jamiel Danielle has admitted this for years.
Shif you're not alone, she I wouldn't do it now
because people have been touching them, you know.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
But but I used to do it because why would
I buy grapes if they taste like crap?

Speaker 3 (32:12):
But you are.

Speaker 8 (32:14):
It doesn't matter over the time of the time of
your life. All those grapes. That's at least one full
bag of grapes, and they.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Sell them by weight because you're so innocent, I'm still
grapes bananas from grocery.

Speaker 13 (32:25):
Stores is telling you to take them.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
If we love you anyway, no matter what you steal,
You're always going to be our guy. Okay, yeah, thank you.

Speaker 27 (32:34):
I just want to tell you guys that I listen
to you every morning. I'm actually on my way to
book Will Center for Children's Services. I'm a preschool teacher,
so in the morning definitely gets me going.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
So no, thank you.

Speaker 27 (32:46):
There's not a lot of meal. There's not a lot
of meals in the preschool game. So while I do
appreciate you guys taking.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
My call, and as you should be appreciated as well, shif,
we love you. Thank you for listening to us. Thank
you so much.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Thank you man.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Have a great day, guys, you too. One more call.
Nate's is like a call machine. He's putting all these
calls through. He never does this. Hey, Crystal, Line thirteen,
Hello Crystal, what's going on?

Speaker 22 (33:08):
Hello lady?

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Hello.

Speaker 20 (33:12):
I always feel guilty when I call into work if
I'm actually sick, I feel like I should be there.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Nah. No, never feel guilty. I'm not very even when
I pretend to be sick. I don't feel guilty. Just
do it. It's okay.

Speaker 21 (33:24):
I can't help it.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
It's okay. It goes back to when you were a kid,
when you had sick days or you played hooky from school.
You felt like you were missing out on something and
you were doing something wrong. You'll lose right around forty
years old, you'll stop feeling that way.

Speaker 10 (33:40):
Well, I'll look forward to that.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Thank you, Crystal. You're fine, have a beautiful day. Thanks
for listening to us.

Speaker 28 (33:45):
Okay, you two guys love you, guys love you more?

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Uh yeah, straight eight.

Speaker 7 (33:49):
Actually that made me think of one time you called
in sick, Elvis, and I'm like, he doesn't sound sick.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
But I didn't want to call you out on it
because you're the boss. Like, I'm not going to say,
are you really sick?

Speaker 7 (34:02):
Because you said you were sick, and I will we
hosted the show without you.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
That, okay, question? What is what is sick? Here's the thing.

Speaker 7 (34:10):
I don't mind if you say, hey, I just want
the day off or whatever. I mean, I'm fine with that.
But if you're I think you know me well enough.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
If I if I just want to day off, I
would have said, you've done that before. I don't know you, No,
I would. You know, sometimes you can be sick and
you don't sound sick because every body sickness is connected
to the sound of your voice.

Speaker 10 (34:32):
All of you are so hilarious.

Speaker 17 (34:39):
Can I start my day with l mister ran in
the Morning Show?

Speaker 16 (34:43):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
So Kristin, Hi, Kristin, Hey, good morning. Are you a
little nervous about what's going on at work?

Speaker 19 (34:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:55):
I am a little nervous, little man okay, okay, so
tell everyone what happened from your what's your point you here?

Speaker 29 (35:01):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, I've worked at this place for twenty
three years and then all of a sudden, out of nowhere,
there's this zero tolerance policy instituted for cursing. And it's
not like we're not in front of customers or anything
like that. I mean, we're in a building just ourselves.
And earlier this week a guy was about as much

(35:21):
service as I did got suspended for saying the F
word real.

Speaker 13 (35:26):
Yes, yes.

Speaker 29 (35:27):
And then yesterday I was working on a project that
helped me over work over an hour and a half,
and all of a sudden, the system clicked off. It
ended everything I was working on, and I said, in
front of my manager, can you thing believe that?

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Right in front of the manager, And well, so you're right.

Speaker 29 (35:45):
I mean I basically looked her in the face that
I mean, I was just frustrated, and I said, can
you thing believe that?

Speaker 3 (35:50):
And then here we go, So do you did yours
manager say something to you?

Speaker 14 (35:56):
Uh?

Speaker 29 (35:56):
Yeah she did. She let me know how disrespectful it
was to her and my fellow co workers, and where
I was already an hour and a half over on
my tour. She said, we will discuss this tomorrow. Tomorrow
being today, and I am anticipating walking in and being
walked back out for two weeks before saying the F word.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Wow, two weeks now? Is it unpaid? Two weeks?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (36:18):
Yeah, wow, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 29 (36:20):
Well, no, hold on, I mean because of one slip up.
I mean I've been here forever, That's what does need
to say.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
She's been there twenty something years. She had one slip up,
and it wasn't that she was cursing out somebody. The
stupid computer crash she lost all her work.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Okay, wait a minute, Okay, So the guy who was
suspended the other day for using the F word had
he done it before? Was he? Did they give you
a warning?

Speaker 29 (36:43):
No? No, it was literally like all of a sudden,
we'reing a zero tolerance.

Speaker 12 (36:47):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Is ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Ridiculous, It is ridiculous. But I will tell you we,
as you know on this show, we can't use foul
language at all. But we have we have a backup plan.
We have a button we push. Yeah, you need a button,
you need it, You need a delay button. Yeah. The
thing is is we do go. Look, I know us Kristin,

(37:11):
and when the microphones are off, I mean it's f
words flying left and right, all all words. But when
the mics are on, we we do. We are very
careful because we have to be.

Speaker 29 (37:22):
So you have practice today. You know, you've been working
at it for a long time. I mean, I'm just
you know, I can't be a sailor one day in
the next day and none.

Speaker 5 (37:30):
Right, they really should give you a little bit of
a warning, like, you know, give you some grace period.
I mean that's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Yeah, you at least should have probation or something. I
don't want Christin good luck with that.

Speaker 13 (37:42):
I have faith in you. It's gonna be okay.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
Right, you couldn't work there you put in a all
of a sudden there's no cursy policy. I would be
fired in like the first ten minutes.

Speaker 10 (37:53):
Yeah I do.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
I was.

Speaker 29 (37:55):
I'm totally paranoid. I got seven years to retirement and
I don't want to lose it over the world.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Well, I don't think you're gonna They're not gonna fire you.
They may suspend you.

Speaker 29 (38:04):
You know, yeah, ano that you are. But like I said,
I mean, if they're going to institute this kind of policy.

Speaker 28 (38:09):
What's next?

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Yeah, look, you know that is. I know it's frustrating,
and you need it. You need the job and you
have retirement on the way. I just just play by
the rules as best you can. You know you got
to do it. And best of luck to you, Christian.
I'm so sorry you're going through this.

Speaker 29 (38:21):
Yeah, thank you, guys. I really appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
I'm sure after that you that day you got in
your car and just said the effort like it repeatedly. Yeah,
I know, I'm with you, all right, Christin, Thanks, thanks,
and let us know what happens.

Speaker 29 (38:35):
Okay, thanks, guys, I have a good day.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Man.

Speaker 13 (38:38):
If she wouldn't have called us, she could have gone
into work and been like, I didn't say that. What
are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Prove it?

Speaker 13 (38:43):
Prove that I said the word. I think all the
time when I get fired from here, because I just
assume it's going to happen someday. I am so screwed
because I am not primed for a job anywhere else.
I will get fired in two seconds.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 8 (38:55):
Frog, It's so funny this call came in so just
yesterday I tried not to curse around my son. But
when Lisa and I are home alone, I just let
the F word go it regularly. So Lisa's been saying
I say it a lot. So the other day she
counted in one hour, I said the F word thirty
seven times.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (39:10):
It's just becomes it becomes like normal chatter. I just
it just comes out. And so if I had worked
in a place where you're worse than me, thirty thirty
seven times in one hour.

Speaker 13 (39:20):
And by the way, I've.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
Heard you curse them from your child.

Speaker 8 (39:23):
Sometimes well sometimes it comes back thirty seven times.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
I think, are we living under a rock if we
think the kids aren't hearing curse words? And you know,
it's how it's how worse than that, it's how they're
taught to process them and know when they're not they're
not proper. I don't know.

Speaker 13 (39:39):
There's only one person on the planet that I watched
my mouth around, and that is Daddy Gandhi. Yeah, yeah,
because I just he'll like shoot me a look. He
won't even say anything. He'll just kind of look disappointed,
and I'm like, oh, man.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Does that too? Hello? It's just lee uh leeh a teacher.
Oh my god, you're a teacher. You can't swear it
works at all. No, they would fire you, wouldn't they.

Speaker 12 (39:58):
Oh of course they would. We cannot. And I teach
high school. Sometimes the kids let it slip and you
gotta yell at them. But then when they give you
a frustrating day and it's just awful. Oh you should
hear that faculty room?

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Yeah, I know, so, I mean they I bet high
schools need like soundproof faculty room so you can go
in there and just f you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 12 (40:17):
Well surprised. The one side is a stare one with
a brick wall, so we're right. But the other side
is a classroom, and sometimes we hear them in there,
you know, the class having their discussion. So I'm like,
h right, you got to keep it down.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Yeah, I forgot, you know, so other than us, you know,
on the radio because the FCC's listening and teachers, I
can't do it, can't use the F word, yeah, even
though sure they make you want to use it every day.
All right, Thank you, Leah, thanks for being a cool teacher,
and you should be appreciated every day. Thank you for listening.

Speaker 17 (40:46):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Here we go, finally a phone tap. I'm ready, let's
do it. It's from Garrett. All right, Garrett. What's your
phone tap all about?

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Well?

Speaker 30 (40:55):
Kylo wants a phone tap. Her parents Frank and carry
her mom and dad. Now, Kyla is what you call
the perfect daughter. She never gets into trouble. So she figured, hey,
now would be the perfect time to prove to my
parents I can cause some trouble. So Kyla isn't home.
So I'm going to start the call to Kyla's parents
thinking I'm talking to Kyla, and then Mom's gonna realize, whoa,
this is not right?

Speaker 3 (41:16):
All right? Good daughter gone bad?

Speaker 14 (41:18):
Right?

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Yes, it's Garretts phone tap. Let's listen in. Hello, yo baby,
how are you okay?

Speaker 30 (41:28):
I think we're cool for this weekend. My roommate's totally
not going to be around. We're gonna have the place
to ourselves. Just tell your parents that you're gonna go
hang out with some friends and you know you'll stay
over an weekend.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Oh the hell is this Kyla?

Speaker 13 (41:44):
Kyla's mom?

Speaker 16 (41:45):
Whoor you?

Speaker 3 (41:47):
My name is Sean, I I do you know her?
I'm going to just call her on her cell phone.

Speaker 30 (41:53):
No, hell, woman, daughter, No, ma'am, I think totally.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
I'm talking to some pool talking about taking our daughter
to a party all weekend and getting it on weather.

Speaker 13 (42:08):
What ye I don't even know who this pool is.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Where are you? What's going on?

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Sir?

Speaker 30 (42:15):
I think we have a misunderststanding here. My name's my
name is Frank. I was calling to see if your
daughter was home about some homework.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Why was my.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Wife acting crazy about some damn homework about?

Speaker 3 (42:30):
How do you know my daughter? Well? We uh, we
we met all right.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
When we hit it.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
What are you talking about a party for?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Well?

Speaker 3 (42:38):
I go to Uh you don't go nowhere with my daughter?

Speaker 16 (42:42):
You understand me?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Well, I'm a senior, So you go to school with
my daughter? I know I'm a I'm a senior in college.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Clean in college.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
I'll break your neck. I hope to talk to you die.
You're not hanging upon me?

Speaker 31 (43:02):
Who the.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Kyler? You there?

Speaker 8 (43:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 30 (43:07):
I just hung up on them, like, so, uh, where
are you right now? I'm just we're going to call
your parents' house from here, and you just act like
you're calling them to say that you're going to be
a little late for dinner.

Speaker 29 (43:20):
Okay, where are you right now?

Speaker 3 (43:29):
They don't just tell me where you are right now?

Speaker 1 (43:32):
I'm coming to get you.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
I'm at my friend's house.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
I know where you are.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Don't lie to me, and you have never lied to
me before.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
What is going on?

Speaker 16 (43:44):
Nice guy?

Speaker 5 (43:45):
But you a big guy?

Speaker 1 (43:48):
I was going on?

Speaker 29 (43:49):
So where are you?

Speaker 13 (43:50):
Why did you want?

Speaker 32 (43:51):
I are you hanging out with an old guy?

Speaker 14 (43:54):
Old guy?

Speaker 19 (43:55):
Home guy?

Speaker 22 (43:57):
Call me talking about setting up?

Speaker 16 (43:59):
Are you daddy?

Speaker 26 (44:00):
Baby?

Speaker 22 (44:00):
We're gonna get it on just weekend?

Speaker 16 (44:02):
Baby?

Speaker 14 (44:03):
What is that about?

Speaker 22 (44:05):
I don't know. You said you were going to be
spending time with friends this.

Speaker 13 (44:09):
Weekend, Kyla, I am saying these your friends?

Speaker 21 (44:14):
Yeah, the guy I don't know.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
I don't know about the guy I don't know.

Speaker 27 (44:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (44:19):
If you're not out, you don't, We'll go to gun.

Speaker 22 (44:22):
He apparently knows you very well.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
How do you know this person, Kyler? I met him
on tender.

Speaker 16 (44:28):
You're lying to us now.

Speaker 13 (44:29):
You're never lying to us before.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
You would be okay with this. I'm right, I'm not
okay with it.

Speaker 30 (44:35):
Hey, carry my name's Garret from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show, and you just got phone tapped by your daughter.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Oh my god, wait minute, alms Terrand the radio show Elbot,
Oh god, right, oh.

Speaker 13 (44:50):
My gosh, oh my god, Lot.

Speaker 16 (44:55):
Show phone tap, I think on you. The Elvis Duran
phone tap.

Speaker 23 (45:06):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 17 (45:09):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 16 (45:21):
What the willest in the Morning Show question?

Speaker 3 (45:27):
What do you do in private that no one knows
you do?

Speaker 25 (45:34):
Well?

Speaker 3 (45:34):
The problem is we know you do do that? Is
it picking wedgies? Is it farting?

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (45:40):
You know what I'm saying. We all have a list
of things we do when no one's watching. It all
started last night when Froggy sent me this text from
tip hero dot com, seventeen things people do when no
one's watching. Well, look, we all do it. I mean,
we all have things, and some of them are gross,
some of them aren't, some of them are just Some

(46:01):
of them will never ever admit on the air. Right, yeah,
Froggy will start with you, like, what's something you do
in private when no one's watching? I'll see if my
arm pits smell.

Speaker 13 (46:18):
You're stolling mine?

Speaker 3 (46:19):
You do that?

Speaker 8 (46:20):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (46:20):
I feel so bad. Then wait.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
Sometimes I put my fingers underneath your arm pitch and
then yeah, you quickly take it out and you go, yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
I do that with my belly button because the other
day my belly button. I was doing a lot of
yardwork and stuff and my belly buttons just stunk and
I was like, you know, and I knew it smelled right,
So I went back and did it again, just to
make sure, you know, I have another one.

Speaker 8 (46:46):
What I'll wait, I'll make sure like Lisa's not gonna
go like when I'm in the shower. Our shower is
all glass, so I'll make sure she's not coming into
the bathroom at I pee in the shower because she
gets really upset if I pee in the shower. She's
like gross the floors and it's like a rock floor.
She's like, it's going to get in the rock sen,
I don't under stand in your pee and like whatever.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
I'll keep that in mind next time I take a
shower at your house. Scary. What do you do when
no one's watching? Well, well, I'm.

Speaker 18 (47:13):
Alone all the time, so I pretty much anytime I
clip my toenails, I'll use my big toenail.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
To use that the edge of it to clean out
the dirt.

Speaker 18 (47:22):
Of my other toenails. And I have another thing. I
always open my mail on my toilet. I take all
my mail to the bathroom and I'll sit there on
the toilet and that's my personal office until all the
mail has been opened up.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
It's a multifunctional day. You know, you're doing two things
at once? Yeah, sometimes three, if you know what I'm saying. Uh, yeah,
what about you, Daniel yours as you sniff your armpits? Yes, yeah,
anything else you want to admit to us?

Speaker 5 (47:53):
No, you're Here's good?

Speaker 3 (47:55):
All right? Gandhi? What do you do when when no
one's watching?

Speaker 13 (47:59):
So I've only done a couple times, but it's very gross.
If I feel like there's something stuck in my teeth,
I very much appreciated toothpicker or flaw stick, but if
I don't have one, I'll take out my earring and
I use the back of my earring like the stabby
parts as Yeah, my toothout. I have to I can't
leave it there. It's so gross.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Yeah, I know, I'm with Yeah. Uh hold on, I
got some people on hold fred on twenty four, Hey, Fred,
how are you.

Speaker 27 (48:28):
Hey, I'm doing good.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
How are you, Elevis.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
We're doing okay? Okay? What do you do when no
one's watching?

Speaker 4 (48:35):
Well, you know, I'm I'm your stereotypical lineman.

Speaker 6 (48:38):
I'm bearded, I'm tattooed, I got.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Heavy boots, I wear a lot of clothes.

Speaker 24 (48:42):
It's hot.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
When I get a day off, the kids are gone,
the wife is gone.

Speaker 25 (48:47):
I strip it all down, I get naked, a baker
rum cake and I sing some Katy Perry, Christina Aguilera,
Britney Spears, and I.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Just make the whole day of it.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Oh that sounds awesome.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
That's awesome.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
That's been good.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
But the key, right Fred, is to do it when
you're alone, because that's that's Fred time.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Absolutely.

Speaker 6 (49:08):
I got three kids and a wife.

Speaker 27 (49:10):
We are busy constantly.

Speaker 6 (49:11):
So if I get that that.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
One free day off, do not call me. I'm busy.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
A rum cake and he's dancing to Katy Perry.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
I love you.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Got it all right, Fred, You keep dancing, you keep
doing it. Make us a rum cake. That sounds awesome,
and have a beautiful day, Fred, Thanks for listening, y'all too,
all right Megan on twenty three let's see what you do.
What do you do Megan when no one's watching?

Speaker 5 (49:36):
Hi Elvis?

Speaker 6 (49:37):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 31 (49:38):
So I just turned thirty two on Saturday. And when
I was little, as a comfort, I used to suck
my thumb. I guess it was because you know, I
was getting off the bottle or whatever. So when I
was little, I used to do that. And my thing
that I still do when no one is around is
I still suck my thumb when no one's there.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Why not?

Speaker 23 (49:55):
Come?

Speaker 3 (49:56):
I mean, as long as your thumb is clean, you know,
it's true.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 31 (50:00):
My dad used to put pepper pepper on my thumb
to get me to stop, but I didn't care. I
so went at it anyway.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Wow. See, I would pepper on it.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
To my brother. They used to have some kind of
a solution. You could paint on the person's thumb and
it tasted bad and it got them to stop sucking
their thumb. And we used to have to we did
to my brother when he was little as well. So bad,
Why because it's what It's bad for your teeth. I
think it's bad for your teeth sucking your thumb. Really, yeah,
I think.

Speaker 31 (50:31):
That's Yeah, I haven't I have an overbite in everything.
I gotta go to the dentist. But you know what
it is, what it is, it's my comfort thing that
nobody knows well. Accept all the people listening to the radio.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Now, Megan, you suck away. I'm serious. I think it
feels good. I like that feeling anyway, when move on?
All right, thank you, Megan, thanks for listening. Jose Is
on twenty. Hey jose welcome to the show.

Speaker 8 (50:55):
Hi, Hi, good morning everybody.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Good morning to you? Okay, what do you do when
no one's watching?

Speaker 6 (51:01):
All right?

Speaker 12 (51:02):
So I find myself.

Speaker 8 (51:04):
I'm a I'm a middle aged Asian guy, and I
find myself.

Speaker 21 (51:08):
Speaking in a Russian old dude bad accent every time
I'm driving alone, and I ask myself, what the hell.

Speaker 20 (51:15):
Am I doing?

Speaker 8 (51:16):
Why am I like that?

Speaker 29 (51:17):
I was probably rushing my old life or something.

Speaker 10 (51:19):
I'm like, oh, look at this guy blocking me?

Speaker 16 (51:22):
What?

Speaker 8 (51:22):
Driving so slow?

Speaker 6 (51:23):
Like a stupid eating wait, you know, and I'm like,
what am I doing?

Speaker 3 (51:30):
I love it?

Speaker 12 (51:31):
And it's always when I'm alone, and then I'm embarrassed.

Speaker 8 (51:34):
I'm like, I'm so happy the windows are closed, and
I never do when anybody's around.

Speaker 12 (51:39):
But it comes out naturally.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
I don't worry about it. I think it's funny. I
think it's a creative way to let off steam in
a Russian accent when people are acting my dumbassesn't on
the road. I get it. I think you're okay. I
think you're okay. Believe me, We've heard a lot worse
uh than what you just said. And thanks for listening. Hot,
thanks a lot, Jake. On twenty four, Jake says he

(52:03):
does a couple of gross things. We all do gross
things when no one's watching. Hi, Jake, Hello, Sorry? Who
let the dogs out? All right? All right, Jake? A
few things you do when no one's watching?

Speaker 15 (52:18):
Well, my biggest thing is whenever I get home from
work and it's really hot outside, I always sit down.
The first thing I do is I take each stock
off and I smell each individual sock.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Strength is part.

Speaker 15 (52:31):
Yeah, I strangely like the smell. I don't know why.
Maybe that's weird, but.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
No, I think we all know, don't we all agree
that we we kindly do sniff ourselves from time to
time because I don't know. I think I need the
smell of it. I don't like the cell of my
very socks or well, I know, but I'm I'm trying
to apply science to this, Jake. I believe that the
difference in smells with different body parts can tell us

(52:56):
about our health and things that are going on in
our bodies. I mean, anyway, go ahead, what gross things
do you do?

Speaker 15 (53:02):
I will, if no one else is looking and my
fiance is not home, I will occasionally, you know, just
kind of frolic in my nostrils to see if I
can get that protruding sessment out that's been bothering me
all day.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Yeah, you go deep, you go deep.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
You gotta go deep.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Someone said earlier on the text that they every once
in a while they'll find that one thing in their
nose that is so deeply rooted. When you pull it out,
it tickles your brain.

Speaker 13 (53:29):
Yeah, I know the feeling. I know the feeling.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Nate likes to sniff his own underwear, Right, Nate, I've
done it once or twice. It's not a regular thing.

Speaker 5 (53:38):
Why Why that that's a regular thing. I don't believe.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
No, I haven't done it in a while. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (53:45):
There's a while where it I don't know. I just
had some gastric prop it's we don't have to talk,
we don't have to get into that. Let's just move on.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
See Jake thought his stuff was gross, Now we learned
that Nate's grosser. All right, Jake, thank you very much.
You guys have a great day. Man, thanks for listening. Well, okay,
so there's a whole list of stuff, and Alex is here. Hi, Alex,
this is your micro work. Good morning. So what gross
things do you do when no one's watching? I bite
my toe nails. No, you do that when I'm watching you.

(54:15):
I don't like watching that. She is very flexible. All right,
So anyway, on this list that Foggy sent me, the
seventeen things that people do when no one's watching. You
pick wedgies front or back right, You text lol and
you're not really laughing. That makes me mad. Lol. I

(54:36):
know you're not laughing. I know you're just you pass
gas when no one's watching. You get on the elevator
and you push the closed door button if you hear
someone approaching because you don't want them on the elevator.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
Totally yam Hey, stop, oh.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
My god, these dogs when you go shave your legs, ladies,
is it true you just shave part of your legs,
only the part it's visible.

Speaker 8 (55:00):
Sometimes yeah, sometimes at least they will only shave the
bottom of her legs, And I'm like, wait a second,
you want.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
To shave the top too?

Speaker 8 (55:08):
No, no, no, no, I might see the top later and
that needs to be shaved, okay, please?

Speaker 7 (55:13):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Things we do when no one's watching. We eat something
that fell on the ground. Yeah, well yesterday I eat
something out of the trash can. But why do that
all the time?

Speaker 5 (55:23):
Yeah, you've done that for years?

Speaker 25 (55:26):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Please? Oh my gosh, the dog. Uh. More things people
do when no one's watching. You sniff your dirty clothes
like Nate, You sneeze obnoxiously loudly.

Speaker 13 (55:38):
Yes, definitely.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Have you ever done the thing where you you take
the folds of your your stomach and you make them
talk Hello, Hello, what's the what's your stomach VOICEO? No
one's watching? You stalk an X on Facebook? Or you

(56:02):
clip your nails and let them fly everywhere and just
leave them here. When you blow your nose, do you
open it up the kleenex up and to take a
look at what you just created? Do you ever look?
I think it's another science thing. I think you need
to be monitoring what's coming out of your nose. So yeah,
staring a little too long into it used tissue. Also,

(56:26):
things you do when no one's watching you stare a
little too long into the toilet, like checking it out.

Speaker 8 (56:32):
Somebody told me the other day that I was weird
because when I wipe, I look like, how do you
know when you're done?

Speaker 3 (56:37):
You have to look? Yeah, I agree with that. Things
you do you pee in the shower, like Froggy was admitting,
You take selfies and then immediately delete them. Do you
do that?

Speaker 32 (56:47):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Yeah, I do not. Do you do you type out loud,
We'll actually say the say the words, I'm angry, you tight, yep,
you pick your nose. There's a whole list of things
we do. But I think, oh gosh, okay, my dog

(57:08):
sounds like he's in pain. He's not. You gotta believe.

Speaker 5 (57:10):
It is that one dog or two? It's only one dog.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Yeah, because Max came in and played with little Ollie
and then he laughed, and now Ollie's stuck with me
and I'm boring because I'm talking on the radio. I'm sorry.
Daddy's got to work to pay for your things. You too,
are a lot of people are texting in saying that
they do love to sniff their underwear.

Speaker 7 (57:31):
I'm not the only one, I guarantee, I guarantee one
of you guys in this zoom room has also done that.

Speaker 13 (57:39):
Who is it, Scott, It's the one not speaking in
the other room. Yeah, those weird things.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (57:45):
He sends me pictures of his Q tip after he
q tips his belly button, so that I can see
the schmutz that he got out of it. He finds
it very satisfying.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Dot. You have to smell your ear wat Yes, oh no, absolutely,
just sometimes sometimes it does an odor. Well I know,
but you know someone who works on our show tastes earwax.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
What who is?

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Well, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. But he says
it tastes like a battery. Now, who tastes batteries? I
don't know. I have Hey, I'm Scotty B. And I'm Andrew,
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Speaker 17 (58:42):
Crush, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
All the things we talk about while you're hearing a
song play if you're curious this round of the other
morning show that only we hear in the room just privately,
was have you ever been put on report? Or have
you ever been called in and had to sign a
piece of paper with corporate to acknowledge that you did

(59:13):
something wrong?

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (59:14):
You got written up? Yeah? Were you ever written up?
Was ever was ever something to put on your file?

Speaker 13 (59:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:22):
We all we've all had that. Nate, you didn't say
that you've been put on file?

Speaker 6 (59:25):
I have.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
You can't talk about what would say yes or no? Well,
then that you just said yes, Okay, So I can't
talk about what happened.

Speaker 5 (59:34):
Okay, Wow, Now I want to know.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Well, no, I know I was, but number one, I
didn't sign the piece of paper they told me to sign.
So secondly, I can't talk about it either. But it
did happen.

Speaker 5 (59:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
So Danielle's question was and she's been she has had
to get ridden up before, right, what was your question?
About how being written up in something put on your
file is all about? What's that all about?

Speaker 16 (01:00:00):
Does it work?

Speaker 6 (01:00:00):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
Does it work like soccer? Like two yellow cards and
then you get the red and then you get the boot?
Like how does it work?

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Like three strikes? You're out?

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
Kind of what's going on? How does it work?

Speaker 13 (01:00:10):
And is there like a limit on how long this
is on your record? Like after seven years? Is a
fall off?

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
Like with your license, like it doesn't after starting aout
of signing your driver's license?

Speaker 8 (01:00:19):
It like the point and does it have to be
this job or can be a job you had before
this one?

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
So you're saying that my heart's going to go to
you the last company you work for it and accumulate
all your points form. No, this isn't like moving No, No,
this is not likely moving grades from one caller to
the next.

Speaker 8 (01:00:34):
Alright, I worked at a grocery store before I worked
at the radio station.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
I got written up there multiply. Oh no, if I
hard had that on your file, Yeah, I wish they did.

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
If you were going to work for one place, can
they call another place and say were they ever written
up before?

Speaker 13 (01:00:51):
They can't?

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
I guess yeah, But now in this day and age,
you don't want to ever give an opinion about a
past employee because there's lawsuits possible dam But what I
answer is are they eligible for rehire? That's the only
kay there. You go, eligible for rehire?

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
I think the way it works, and I said this earlier,
and I don't know if I'm right or not. They
will write down things in your file until the cows
come home. So one day, if they do have a
reason to can you, they'll go, well, look at this
list of things that Elvis did. Let him go legally,
we can because look what he did. What a bad boy.

Speaker 13 (01:01:25):
But when you guys, think about like what you got
written up for, if somebody read it out loud, you
laugh at it again when you probably, yeah, I don't
think that helps us.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Yeah, because you told us why you were written up.
And I'm like, but that wasn't your fault. That was
someone else's fault.

Speaker 13 (01:01:39):
It was someone else's fault. I I the way that
they blamed it on me. I can see what they're doing,
which is whatever. But I didn't sign it either. I
was with you. I didn't sign it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Yeah, I was asked to sign. I said I'm not
signing that. Yeah, I said, you know how to spell
a name, sign it for me. I'm not signing it.

Speaker 13 (01:01:55):
You will not get Mike.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
You can sign my name better than me anyway. But
a lot of people are texting in Yeah, this person
got written up for talking about how babies are made.
What I don't know, Melissa, is that Melissa like nineteen?
Well let's talk to her. Hello Melissa, Hi, good morning,
good morning. So you work in HR so obviously, depending

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on what company you work for, you have a lot
of situations where you have to have a meeting with
someone and then put something on their file. Is that correct?

Speaker 32 (01:02:27):
Absolutely? Absolutely. I work with a specific company. I really
can't divulge the name.

Speaker 24 (01:02:36):
But we work with I have a lot of which
we call security guards, and we have a couple infractions
on a lot of stuff.

Speaker 32 (01:02:49):
So we have to pull them in the office, sit down, discuss,
they get a disciplinary action.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Written up.

Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
Whatever there do.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
You thank them? Is it like a physical thing?

Speaker 32 (01:03:03):
No, It's actually like if you get put in the
office and we have to discuss what their issue, what
they did wrong, and then they have they can either
sign the paper saying that we discussed it, or we
write on.

Speaker 22 (01:03:14):
It saying that they waved signing it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Now, if they wave signing it, does that like take
more points off there?

Speaker 32 (01:03:23):
Whatever, It doesn't look good for them when we have
to send.

Speaker 22 (01:03:27):
It up to our corporate.

Speaker 32 (01:03:30):
But they get three tries and then there is a termination.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Oh wow, so it sounds like your your particular company
has definitely a stract list of rules as it applies
to these people that you interview and interview.

Speaker 32 (01:03:46):
It does, it does, and we try to give them
a little bit, a little bit of leniency concerning what
they have to deal with. But a lot of the
infractions have to do with medication and handing out medications
as easy as tardiness or.

Speaker 16 (01:04:09):
The in between.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
I'm sure, and I understand you don't want to give
too much information. I'll tell you some of the texts
that are coming through. Here's someone who got written up
and fired. Then I went down to corporate, told them
the story. They hired me back and fired the person
who fired me.

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
Oh oh wow, hope that never happens to me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
Yeah, gosh, A lot of people are responding to this
on text. Do you guys see these things? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:04:37):
This is wild though that only works one way. You
should be allowed to write your company up to when
they violate you.

Speaker 32 (01:04:43):
You we do have, we do have where they can go.
We can go to corporate on us and write a
complain about us if they feel that they were injustly
put into the office.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
Right, don't don't remember when iHeart took away our twenty
five have sent colon machine.

Speaker 5 (01:05:01):
Yeah, we're very upset.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Yeah, well yeah, this was a big thing here. We
can get soft drinks for twenty five cents and then
one day said no, no more, it's gonna be a
dollar twenty five. We're like, no, we won't pick it.
And they they heard us, they heard they heard our angst.
What's that, froggy? This is like, no, you can't write
me up.

Speaker 8 (01:05:23):
I'm writing you on Really you don't like things about me,
but let me tell you what I don't like about
the company.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
There you go, and you're gonna sign this before I
walk out.

Speaker 31 (01:05:32):
Yeah, And unfortunately that can happen where I work.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
So all right, Well, hey Melissa, working in HR, that's
got to be a tough job, especially if you work
for a big, established company with a lot of employees.
I mean, does that take its toll on you? Sometimes?

Speaker 22 (01:05:47):
It does?

Speaker 32 (01:05:47):
Because there are a lot of employees that I really
do like, and I hate having them come in the
office and sitting down and talking to them.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
Right, It's like, hey, I hate to do this, but
here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Look, Melissa, thank you for sharing with us. We appreciate
you listening very very much. We're gonna write you up
and put something nice on the Melissa record.

Speaker 32 (01:06:05):
Yay, thank you.

Speaker 16 (01:06:06):
I love all you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
Well, thank you, Melissa. You take care. Britney. Oh this
is we have a fresh one online twenty. Brittany was
written up for the first time just last week. Let's
find out more, shall we. Hey Brittany, Well, I don't
know if you want to give too much information, but
you just got written up last week.

Speaker 20 (01:06:23):
Yes, I've been with the company for ten years.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
Wow.

Speaker 20 (01:06:27):
And they've been pulling me in the office for the
past four months like, hey, you mess up on this,
you messed up on this, you're not paying attention. And
there were all different mistakes every time, and then they
were like, listen, we're writing you up because you're not
paying attention. And it's like, are you serious, Like, I'm thirty,
is this this is a thing you want to put

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me on time out?

Speaker 21 (01:06:48):
Too.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
While you're at it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
I know, stand in the corner. You go, stand in
the corner, young lady, and think about what does And then.

Speaker 20 (01:06:55):
The biggest thing that I'm dealing with right now is
they the person that wrote me up did like a
two page statement on behalf of the meeting, and I said, okay,
like just for my own records, can I have a
copy of the for Like, no, you can't.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Yep, Yeah, I don't know, I know, but all at all?
Do you like your job? Do you do you like
where you're working?

Speaker 20 (01:07:17):
I mean, I've been questioning it the past two weeks,
but I'm trying to hang in there.

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
You hang in there, hanging if your place of work
had like what they had in school back in the day,
like that chair in the corner and you had to
sit in it and face the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Oh I sat there a couple of times. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
We've had people on our show who had to sit
in the corner stairs for a while. Hey, thank you
for listening to us, and good luck at work, Brittany,
Good luck to you.

Speaker 20 (01:07:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
All right, a question from Scary then we have one
more call. Go ahead, Scary. Yeah, I mean, so when
you get written up. It's like a lot of a
lot of times it's in subordination.

Speaker 18 (01:07:53):
But some people they have performance goals to meet, like
like a sales team for instance, they get like a
they have put on a performance improvement plan.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
Can we be put pipped? Like put on a performance
improvement provement plan? Like I'm not I didn't break.

Speaker 13 (01:08:06):
Any rules, like you need to be funnier.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
I'm a good soldier, right exactly do we have that in?

Speaker 14 (01:08:11):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
We don't know? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
The way you can do it with sales is each
individual person has individual numbers they have to hit. We
work as a group, so I can't put Danielle on
report because our ratings suck. I don't know. I don't know.
I think it's a good question, but that's kind of hard.

(01:08:34):
We're impipable. No pipping going on. Finally, Andy online five
got written up. Oh my gosh, Andy, tell everyone why
you were written up? At work?

Speaker 25 (01:08:43):
Well, I was working for a very high claffee hotel.
Me and the girl that run the front desk at
the time. I was in miten and the girl ran
the front disk. We wound up looking up at work
and behind the front desk, and she told one of

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her friends, and her friend went blabbing to hr.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Oh, no, why would someone do that. I mean you
were behind the desk. I mean, come on, seriously, and
you're working in maintenance. You're just in there maintaining you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 25 (01:09:22):
Well, so, well, I wouldn't sign the write up, so
they terminated me at the time.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
Oh that's not fair. It takes two to tango behind
the front desk. Hello, is she still there?

Speaker 25 (01:09:34):
No, she was terminated also now she's a debty sheriff.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
Okay, wow, that's good. She landed under her feet, so
to speak. And how are you doing it? Did you
find another job?

Speaker 25 (01:09:48):
Oh? Yes, I work for a big corporation now where
I'm at, and I'm doing really good for myself.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Well, will you ever have sex with another employee behind
the desk or is that a thing from the past.

Speaker 8 (01:10:00):
In the past?

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
Okay? Well, I love your story. Andy. You sound like
you have a great spirit, and sometimes we need to
be terminated from certain places so we can find a
better life, and you obviously have one, you know. Thanks
for listening to us, man, Thanks for sharing. That was great. Awesome.
Take care. Yeah, what about the time that Nate snuck
in and started railing someone on my board where I

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work every day, and someone saw it. Elvis, we have
got to take a commercial break here.

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
Can you still get written up for that now?

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Right now?

Speaker 5 (01:10:35):
Years later?

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
Oh the things we've done, I know, but you can't
do that now because these wheatstones will catch on fire.

Speaker 13 (01:10:42):
It's funny if you think about the things people have
gotten written up for around here versus the things they
have not gotten written up for around here.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
It's there you.

Speaker 19 (01:10:51):
Go, haha, laugh, Bunny, Elvis Duran in the Morning Shown show.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
Hey, so, how did your parents ruin your life? Actually,
Natasha called us online one Hi Natasha, how did your
parents ruin your life?

Speaker 13 (01:11:20):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (01:11:21):
So I've been going by Natasha my entire life. And
when I was in first grade, we had moved up
here from Philly when I was like four years old.
The preschool kindergarten, no problem. They took attendance on the
first day of school and they never called my name,
so they called my mom. They were like, who's this child?

(01:11:42):
Turns out my first name is Anna. So my first
name is Anna and my middle name is Natasha. But
my entire family calls me Natasha, and I didn't know
that and.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
Gave your mom and I gave you two first names.

Speaker 11 (01:11:58):
Yeah, pretty much, but got to tell me about the
second one a hard time. And my entire middle school,
high school career everyone called me Anna. And then finally
about a year ago, I changed all my social media
back to Natasha and everything. So it's like, I don't
I don't like the name name.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
I think I think your mom and dad could have
been a little they could they could have planned that
a little better. Maybe. Yeah, you know, you gotta be
careful what your name your kids? All right, Anna, I
mean Natasha, you have a great day. Takes uh well
say like for instance, Gandhi, Yes, Like your first name
is Meyda.

Speaker 25 (01:12:39):
Yes.

Speaker 13 (01:12:40):
And my parents really I feel like they really did
a doozy with that one because nobody can pronounce it.
I have to tell them like seven times this is
how you say it. So most of the people in
my life call me Meida, which is inaccurate. It's Mayda.
But you know, like Brodie, every time I say it
to him, he'll be like Maitha and now that's what
he calls me, and like it'sa am.

Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
What's up.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
So that's why we called her Gandhi.

Speaker 13 (01:13:05):
Is that they said, oh, we tried to give you
an easy name so that, you know, American people could
get it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
I was like, fail, Thanks God, anyone else in the
room with a bad name, m.

Speaker 16 (01:13:16):
Your name?

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
You know what?

Speaker 7 (01:13:18):
I never liked Nate because I didn't know any other
Nates growing up.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
I think Nate's a great name.

Speaker 13 (01:13:22):
How did you do?

Speaker 14 (01:13:23):
Now?

Speaker 7 (01:13:23):
I like it, but at the time you kind of
want to fit in with everybody else and there's no
other Nates. I'm like, this is such a weird name.
And then I, as I was growing up, I found
the list of baby names my mom was trying to find,
you know, to choose from. And my first name is Nathan,
my middle name is David. The third name on the
list that she liked was Tristan.

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
How bad? Tristan could be fine?

Speaker 13 (01:13:44):
I should call you that anyway, We could just start.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
Calling you that.

Speaker 13 (01:13:46):
Yeah, I'm fine with that Tristan.

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
At least no one was named Horace or something like that.

Speaker 13 (01:13:51):
Horace would be awful.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
It's a terrible name. Terrible Horas. So how did your
mom and dad ruin your life? Marissa's online eight? How
you doing Marissa?

Speaker 27 (01:14:04):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Good, how are you doing well?

Speaker 6 (01:14:06):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
How did your mom ruin your life?

Speaker 28 (01:14:09):
Okay? So when she went to do all of my
student loans stuff, she put some of my student loans
under her name and some under my name, and the
ones that are under her account information, all of her stuff,
everything goes to her and it's under my social So
they were like coming in and I had no idea.
So now I have like a failed credit.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
Rating because.

Speaker 28 (01:14:33):
Yes, and so she didn't do it like maliciously. She
when I talked to her, she is like, no, no,
that's for me. I'm like, mom, they are linked to
my social Security number, and now I have a failed
credit reading.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
Yeah, and it takes forever. It takes forever to dig
out of that, you know, thanks mom. Yes, at least
she didn't name you Horace.

Speaker 28 (01:14:57):
That's okay, true, true, you had to think.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
About that, all right, Marissa, Tell your mom you love
her and you forgive her. Come on maybe, okay? Thanks?
Eleven line eleven is ash Hey? Ash Hey? Is that
short for Ashley?

Speaker 20 (01:15:16):
Yeah, but it's just easier to go by as.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
Okay, So how did your parents ruin your life?

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
All? Right?

Speaker 10 (01:15:24):
So when I moved here from Europe with my family.

Speaker 9 (01:15:27):
The translation of my European last name was Jacob, but bees.

Speaker 21 (01:15:30):
But you know, cursive bees and as look very similar
in LSI whenever writes in cursies.

Speaker 28 (01:15:35):
So from Jacob, it's now jack Off.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
Thanks mom, So your name is Ash jack Off.

Speaker 5 (01:15:48):
Yep, that's awesome. But here's the thing. Once they realized
that that it didn't really translate, well, they couldn't have
gone back and officially like you know, yes two late changed.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
It to no.

Speaker 28 (01:16:02):
It's too good.

Speaker 13 (01:16:02):
It's like this, she leaned in.

Speaker 5 (01:16:07):
Good for her.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
I like that. All right, thanks for calling us jack Off.
It's been nice talking to me. So sometimes your parents
ruined ruined it for everyone. I mean, look, you love
your mom and dad unless they really drove way far
off the road, you know what I'm saying. But your parents,
you like, sometimes you expect them. It's like the other

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the day were talking about parents who just can't figure
out their their electronics, their their their phones and stuff.
You just expect that from them. If you didn't have
one reason to be mad at your mom and dad,
then you know what I'm saying, it wouldn't be a
good relationship, right, you gotta have something to hate them about.

Speaker 13 (01:16:46):
I would like, I mean, I'm sure our parents also
have plenty of reasons how we ruined their lives.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
So it's we were born exactly. Yeah, oh no, but
so many, so many people, you know, they look to
their parents as example for how to how to have
a relationship, how to be, you know, in a loving relationship,
and they just some parents just aren't in a loving relationship.
And that's where you learn. That's why you got to

(01:17:10):
learn outside the circle. I guess. Yeah, all right, but
at least they didn't name you Horace.

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
I don't know who would do that.

Speaker 13 (01:17:18):
Why would someone do that to a child?

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
Would anybody do that to their child?

Speaker 17 (01:17:21):
Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
My wife, Susan is in charge of taking care of
our bills. She pays them. So recently we have some
confusion about whether or not the water bill was getting paid.
So Susan flipped out. She's like, I paid my pay
and blah blah blah. So why don't we phone tap
or say that we owe some ridiculous amount of money
for the water bill. Let's see how she reacts, all right,

(01:17:47):
this comes to us from William, So Danielle is going
to start to call our own Danielle Manero starts the
call with William on the phone as William and Nicole
phone tap, Mom, Susan, let's listen in to today's phone tap.

Speaker 5 (01:17:59):
Yeah, I speak to missus figer nut.

Speaker 22 (01:18:02):
No, there's no there's finger hut.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Who's this?

Speaker 5 (01:18:04):
What's your last name?

Speaker 22 (01:18:05):
Finger Hut?

Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
Finger Hut. I'm sorry, I have figer nuts here.

Speaker 14 (01:18:09):
Who is it?

Speaker 5 (01:18:10):
My name is Lisa. I'm calling you from the water company. Okay,
we have a problem, and I have your husband Billy
on the phone.

Speaker 14 (01:18:16):
Hey, so, I don't know what the hell's going on.
I got a sheriff at the house putting a paper
on the window. What aleen for failure to pay money?

Speaker 16 (01:18:27):
Ma'am?

Speaker 5 (01:18:27):
You always five thousand dollars for not paying your water bill?

Speaker 22 (01:18:31):
Well, my water bill was paid up today. My maintenance
is a paid up today. You have to go after
the deadbeats.

Speaker 5 (01:18:37):
What I have in front of me makes it seem
like you're one of those people.

Speaker 18 (01:18:40):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 22 (01:18:41):
Mine was paid.

Speaker 5 (01:18:41):
I have a note down here that the fingernuts.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
Are the nuts.

Speaker 22 (01:18:46):
You have my name wrong, So I'm not responsible for anything.

Speaker 9 (01:18:48):
My dear.

Speaker 5 (01:18:48):
Okay, I'm sorry finger. What was your last You have.

Speaker 22 (01:18:51):
My name wrong, Billy, I'm calling a lawyer. I'm not
What do you want to say? Because this is ridiculous.
We pay every month for water. There's something definitely long hand.

Speaker 5 (01:18:59):
What's wrong is that you don't want to pay your money.

Speaker 22 (01:19:01):
I'm not giving somebody five thousand dollars to something I
know nothing about.

Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
Did you maybe go shopping and buy No?

Speaker 22 (01:19:06):
I did not maybe go shopping? And what nerve have
you got to ask me these questions?

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
Who the hell are you?

Speaker 22 (01:19:11):
I'm just saying that because I know, Lisa, you're not
making any sense, and you're very nasty, and you're very
alohold spoken, and you're telling me things I didn't do.
So you know what, let me call you back.

Speaker 5 (01:19:22):
No, wait, I just want to ask you a question
because this is actually very important, because I've gone to
the situation before, and as a woman, sometimes we like
to take our money and buy a nice parent.

Speaker 22 (01:19:30):
No we don't because I don't dress very nice. Okay,
I don't worry about things like that. I put them
on my charge and it's not your business what I do.
The water bill was paid.

Speaker 5 (01:19:38):
Are you sure?

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Yes?

Speaker 22 (01:19:40):
Then I am sure.

Speaker 5 (01:19:41):
You really are a stupid woman.

Speaker 22 (01:19:43):
I must admit I am a stupid woman. What nerve
have you got to ask me how I spend my money?
And that I'm a stupid woman? What are you talking about?

Speaker 5 (01:19:52):
Who said those things?

Speaker 22 (01:19:53):
You said them?

Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
Do you have me on tape?

Speaker 25 (01:19:55):
Yes?

Speaker 26 (01:19:55):
I do?

Speaker 5 (01:19:55):
Okay, play back?

Speaker 22 (01:19:56):
No, I don't have to play it back to you.
I play it back here it here's.

Speaker 5 (01:20:01):
My question to you. And I find this hysterical.

Speaker 22 (01:20:03):
Is that I have you? I find you hysterical. There
is something wrong with you. You're a very nasty woman.

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
I'm not nice.

Speaker 22 (01:20:09):
You're getting involved in my personal business. You're telling me
how I spend my money. Okay, So I am on
the phone with my lawyer right now.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
I will get back to you this way.

Speaker 33 (01:20:18):
He's nuts.

Speaker 14 (01:20:18):
Bill, the guy just read me the whole thing. He says,
we're gonna have to be out of his house if
five thousand dollars they paid.

Speaker 22 (01:20:25):
Oh come on, sir.

Speaker 5 (01:20:27):
Yes, I'm so so sorry that you're married to someone
like this.

Speaker 15 (01:20:30):
You hear this.

Speaker 22 (01:20:31):
Sorry, you're married to someone like this. They had and
they're questioning me what I do with my money?

Speaker 16 (01:20:36):
What nerves?

Speaker 14 (01:20:37):
What am I going to do here?

Speaker 22 (01:20:38):
No, you're all to give you this kill out of
the house. I'm telling so the guys.

Speaker 14 (01:20:44):
Cant ready to put handcuffs on me because.

Speaker 16 (01:20:48):
What he was talking about.

Speaker 22 (01:20:49):
He's supposed to give you an eight day notice. Tell
him give me the noted man.

Speaker 14 (01:20:55):
It's going beyond that. So, I don't know what the
hell is going on?

Speaker 22 (01:20:57):
What do you mean it's gone beyond dad?

Speaker 14 (01:21:00):
This guy's taking out of this cuff, Susan Oh, I
left five.

Speaker 22 (01:21:02):
Thousand dollars home?

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
What the what the hell you want from me?

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Oh?

Speaker 22 (01:21:05):
Why do you want me to Don't let him arrest you?

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
Let him arrest me?

Speaker 22 (01:21:09):
Why don't you want me to do?

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:21:12):
Maybe you can just give them your Louis vautonan or something.

Speaker 22 (01:21:14):
Maybe you could give them your Louis Vatan, not my
Louis vuitar. But that's wrong with you?

Speaker 5 (01:21:19):
Hello, This lady is a joke.

Speaker 14 (01:21:22):
How am I gonna explain this to the bus? Call
for and everything?

Speaker 22 (01:21:26):
To me? I don't have it? What do you want
me to do?

Speaker 14 (01:21:28):
What do you want me to go to jail?

Speaker 5 (01:21:31):
I think she doesn't really care about you.

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
To be honest, you know, so, I don't think she
cares about me either.

Speaker 22 (01:21:36):
To Jail, I'm on my way home, missus fingernat.

Speaker 5 (01:21:38):
I have somebody that needs to speak to you.

Speaker 16 (01:21:40):
Ma.

Speaker 12 (01:21:41):
Yeah, it's Nicole.

Speaker 22 (01:21:42):
What's up? What are you doing the phone top? Nicole?

Speaker 14 (01:21:47):
You know?

Speaker 22 (01:21:47):
Yep, yep.

Speaker 5 (01:21:49):
And so is Daddy and.

Speaker 26 (01:21:53):
Oh my god.

Speaker 22 (01:21:54):
Rist of all, I knew something was weird because this
lady is very nasty.

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
Who is this girl, Lisa?

Speaker 25 (01:21:59):
Your Hi, Mom?

Speaker 34 (01:22:00):
It's Danielle mon Arrow from Elvis.

Speaker 16 (01:22:11):
Duran phone tap.

Speaker 23 (01:22:14):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates the.

Speaker 17 (01:22:18):
Elvis Duran phone Tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
More and more, we're seeing these stories about people from
Earth making contact with or being contacted by beings from
other planets or somewhere else. I don't want to say
specifically a planet. They could just be floating around out
there somewhere, not needing a planet, not needing something to

(01:22:49):
walk on, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:22:50):
So cool?

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
So I got this list today the states most likely
to survive an alien invasion, some places better than others.
More prepared to deal with an alien invasion should it
ever happen, and this new report reveals where they're most ready.
Research looked at factors including number of UFO sightings, population density,
and landscape to determine survivability score for each state. Virginia.

(01:23:16):
The state of Virginia comes in first as most likely
to survive an alien invasion, followed by Georgia than Massachusetts.

Speaker 13 (01:23:23):
Okay, I could see that, but there's a lot missing there.

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
What's that?

Speaker 13 (01:23:26):
Because we have no idea what these aliens are capable
of and which environments would actually be better for us,
you know, like what if you want to be in
the desert because they're water based and they would dry out,
like in what kind of forever?

Speaker 9 (01:23:36):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
You don't know, I think, And I'm going to make
an assumption here. Virginia has a massive military force compared
to other states. Okay, so it could be you know,
if you have the air force ready to shoot them down, terrifying.

(01:23:57):
What can we go in an invasion? What if just
it's a visit?

Speaker 13 (01:24:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
I mean, you know when you have friends come over,
are they invading your house or they're visiting your house?

Speaker 16 (01:24:05):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:24:05):
Yeah, I wanted to be a visit, but you don't
know if it's.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
A visit, how do you know?

Speaker 18 (01:24:11):
I think that there it's an encounter where they're just
visiting their science experiment that they've had for thousands and thousands.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
Of Yeah, scary. Is it convinced we are in an experiment? Yeah? Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 13 (01:24:22):
I think we have nothing to offer.

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
Well, Nate, did he got probe? Yeah? I was abducted.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
I think being probe means you have something to offer.
I probably do.

Speaker 7 (01:24:31):
And you know what, in case of an alienation, I'm
probably gonna be left alone. You guys will be probed
or taken you know, uh, you know, to go work
in some sort of mine.

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
Or something like that.

Speaker 13 (01:24:42):
You were marked for, you know, later retrieval.

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
Maybe Oates, it's been marked for retrieving.

Speaker 5 (01:24:51):
You don't show up one day, we know what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
Maybe, Nates, have you seen Nate? I don't know. I
think you got a good probe in last night, you
got good night.

Speaker 13 (01:25:01):
I just feel like if they're smart enough to get here,
they've been here, taken a look around him and like,
hell no, I don't think some out, wasn't it.

Speaker 7 (01:25:07):
Stephen Hawking who said that if Aliens actually did come here,
it'd be like when the Europeans came to the New
World and they would basically just kill everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
Yes, they bring their diseases in just like us blankets.

Speaker 5 (01:25:20):
And you want to start fresh, They're like, this is
messed up. Let's just start over.

Speaker 13 (01:25:24):
You've been here, absolutely trash.

Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 18 (01:25:26):
Have you seen the show Ancient Aliens on History Channel.

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
If you watch it, they've been here. Okay, calm down,
calm down, you're gonna do we have super electric probe?

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
No, no, don't be sorry. But it's okay. We all we
all believe they've been here.

Speaker 18 (01:25:42):
They had conversations with Eisenhower in the fifties, is when
I'm told but they're not ready to support it, and
they told him we are not ready for the reveal
to humans, so keep it a secret until they are ready.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
And now I think we're starting. I think that's a
good thing to think about. I don't think majority of
people walking the planet Earth already for that. Mind blowing again.

Speaker 5 (01:26:04):
No, I think at this point I'm ready for anything. Well,
cow flies by my head tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
I'll be like, yeah, that's cows have wings. Doesn't surprise me.

Speaker 5 (01:26:12):
I try to.

Speaker 13 (01:26:13):
Reason with them to please take me with them?

Speaker 5 (01:26:14):
Please can I they're bad?

Speaker 13 (01:26:17):
Now, They're not bad.

Speaker 5 (01:26:18):
We're bad.

Speaker 13 (01:26:20):
We're the fungus invading everything.

Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
We're convinced of it pretty much.

Speaker 13 (01:26:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
Anyway, so here they come, ready or not, we couldn't handle.

Speaker 13 (01:26:29):
It, that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:26:34):
How do you prepare for a meeting with we'll call
them aliens? Yeah, so if President Eisenhower he knew he had,
like he had a four o'clock penciled in with the aliens?
Do they like coffee? I mean, what do you serve Danish?
You like a Danish?

Speaker 5 (01:26:58):
Do you're like a question?

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
What do you want? Apparently we don't speak the same language.

Speaker 13 (01:27:03):
Apparently get some duelingo.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
They may not even need to speak a language. They
may just be looking at you going and they know.

Speaker 13 (01:27:13):
Exactly about you're they scan you.

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
Yeah, they know if you're if you're dangerous or.

Speaker 13 (01:27:18):
The wand yeah, this one's okay, that one's I know.

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
But like we have, we have to pencil them in
for four o'clock. The aliens are coming. We're gonna play
bridge Canasta. I don't know, I don't know. They're on
their way.

Speaker 18 (01:27:35):
I heard they come down in times of war to
help say no, no, stop it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
This is you can't do this and keep the peace.
They are our friends. This is what I'm seeing on
this show. Okay, look, I'm not saying it's hogwashed, not
at all. I'm not a one believer, but part of it,
part of me thinks, yeah, absolutely, But what do you think?
I mean? What percentage of your being that there is

(01:28:01):
something going on?

Speaker 5 (01:28:03):
I can just tell you nothing surprises. If you tell
me something, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
Could be I just believe it all that frog. How
much of your being believes that there are other beings?

Speaker 16 (01:28:14):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:28:15):
The other day I posted on Twitter, I said, anybody
else look around every now and then.

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
And go what the f? Is going on? Every day?

Speaker 8 (01:28:22):
There's so much crazy stuff that I believe anything is possible.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
There is nothing you could tell me happening. Elvis.

Speaker 8 (01:28:29):
If you told the aliens flew out of your butt,
I would look at you funny, but I would go,
you know what, it's possible?

Speaker 22 (01:28:34):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
Well I'm gonna go ahead and tell you that has happened. Yes,
I can't. I can't prove it didn't, so then therefore
maybe it did. Here's what I'm tired of people saying
they're saying the only reason we are noticing craziness is
because of social media. It was all people say, it's
always been crazy since the beginning of time, and now

(01:28:55):
we see it. I think that's malarkey. I think things
are nuttier than ever.

Speaker 13 (01:29:00):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 5 (01:29:01):
But my mom does say that sometimes. She's like, a
lot of this was there already. It's just we never
saw it like we see it now.

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
But I'm not saying that it wasn't here. Of course,
it's been crazy all along.

Speaker 8 (01:29:11):
Look at, as my granddad used to say, things are
nuttier than squirrel poop.

Speaker 3 (01:29:15):
Nuttier than squirrel poop.

Speaker 13 (01:29:17):
But even if you go back to you know, ancient times,
like the Egyptians, they had symbols and hieroglyphics that made
it look like they were communicating with aliens exactly. Pilots
from back in the day were saying they saw aliens, pirates, sailors,
like all of these people were saying it for a
long time. Sure, we're hearing it more now, but it's
not like it's a new phenomenon. It's been going on.

Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
I think there's a new brain disease going on that
we have not acknowledged. It's making people nuttier than squirrel poop.
And I truly believe that how many. I'm not even
talking about only the aliens thing. That's actually the only
logical thing going on. Just walk down the streets of
any city, USA and look at all the unhinged people.

(01:29:58):
It's as if they are the walking down I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:30:01):
Telling you, I told you the zombie apocalypse is coming.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
It's already here. This is my point.

Speaker 16 (01:30:06):
It's gonna be.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
Yeah, you're right, people are nuttier than squirrel poops.

Speaker 13 (01:30:10):
Scaries says, we're an experiment. I feel like we might
be reality TV for them. Let's see what they do now,
introduce something new. Oh there they go.

Speaker 3 (01:30:18):
Oh my god, listen to that radio show they're talking
about us. Oh no, they throw them off, throw them off?
What's that?

Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
Daniel?

Speaker 5 (01:30:24):
Could you imagine if we all like the reality TV
for them and they're looking at us, I don't know,
and watching us every day. Let's see what this idiot
Scary is gonna do.

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
Scary Scary as the supreme being on Earth. You're the
chosen one. You're like me Saia or anything like that.
But it's like, you know, you're some chosen thing, like the.

Speaker 13 (01:30:45):
Producers, you know, things are getting calm, quick send to
UFO exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:30:50):
What, Nate. It was a whole episode of South Park.

Speaker 7 (01:30:53):
Do you remember that they were going to cancel Earth
because the show Earth and it was.

Speaker 3 (01:30:58):
Things are getting out of hand and the aliens were like,
let's just cancel. We're working. You cannot tell me. It's
you know what, it's social media. Now you see the
crap that's always been going. No, things are crazier than ever.

Speaker 17 (01:31:14):
Elvis Duran here he is and the Morning Show, Elvis
ter Ran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
I'm gonna ask you a question, and I need to
think about how you're gonna answer it. What do you
want to be when you grow up? What do you
want to be? What do you want to do when
you grow up? Okay, so several things you need to consider. Well,
what does grown up mean? M Because someone actually asked
this question of me yesterday and I actually admitted to

(01:31:49):
myself I'm not growing up yet. Yeah, it's like, no,
not ready to grow up.

Speaker 5 (01:31:54):
I don't feel grown up yet either.

Speaker 4 (01:31:55):
You're not even a little.

Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
So what does that mean? I guess? So in your
own mind you have to kind of define what does mean?
Is it an age? Is it you've accomplished something or whatever?
And then the question beyond that is what do you
want to be?

Speaker 22 (01:32:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
When you grow up? What do you want to do
when you grow up?

Speaker 5 (01:32:10):
I feel like I want to own something of my own,
like either own a party planning business or a kid's
party business, or even like a little cute boutique with
jewelry and shoes. Like to me, when I get to
that point and I can have that, I am grown up.

Speaker 3 (01:32:25):
So the thing you have to think about is where
is that point?

Speaker 16 (01:32:28):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
All right? And then it's up to you to figure out,
like what do you want to be when you grow up? Gandhi, Oh,
I have no idea.

Speaker 13 (01:32:34):
I'm going to have to think about this. But I
did see a meme that said I'm an adult, but
more like an adult cat, like I can kind of
be left alone, but someone should definitely check on me. Yes,
And that's exactly how I feel about my life. Ok,
all the way grown up, but like kind of but
still knock on my door of you now.

Speaker 3 (01:32:47):
Nothing wrong with that, yeah, froggy. If and when you
ever grow up, what do you mind?

Speaker 8 (01:32:51):
I kind of I want to start my own business
at some point. I want to do something on my
own where I'm my own, like I'm depending on myself,
not depending on somebody else.

Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
Yeah, you see, I'm the opposite. I mean, I'm not
the opposite. I'm this way. When I grow up, I
don't want to have anyone depending on me. I don't
want anyone's Right now, I'm a mamma cat with not
I don't have enough teats at people. I got twenty
people trying to grab up my teats. Yeah, some of
them are down here kind of chomping on them. Over here.
The other one's kind of fighting off them so they
can chomp for a while. My teach are just they're

(01:33:23):
like big rubbery or erasers. I got sagging teach anyway. Yeah,
I'm looking forward to a day and age I can
just you know, I can just work on my own teats,
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, me, teats are for me. Scary.
When you grow up, what do you want to be?
I want to be a travel blogger. There you go.
That's awesome. Which is the ultimate, the ultimate position in life,

(01:33:44):
to have no one depending on you. Yeah, you're you're
that all right? Something to think about, Okay, what do
you want to be when you grow up? And what
does grow up really mean? And uh, this question that
you can ask anyone at any age, because I told
you when my father passed away, he was up there
and he said to me, he said, no, you don't

(01:34:06):
really ever grow up. And I thought that was so
intuitive of him to say that.

Speaker 13 (01:34:10):
It feels that way, Like do you ever feel grown up?

Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
I mean, I know I don't.

Speaker 13 (01:34:14):
I never feel like.

Speaker 5 (01:34:15):
We don't have a grown up job, Like you know,
I feel more grown up. I go home and I
have to deal with like I put on my grown
up pants when I go home, and I'm like, okay,
to be a mom, now take care of my ket
This morning, I was a child, Now grown up pants.

Speaker 3 (01:34:28):
It's true. But yeah, to hear my father say, you
never grow up. You will always be scared of things.
You always be frightened of things. You always be nervous,
and you all and you but you at the same
time will always have the need to be excited about things.

Speaker 22 (01:34:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:34:40):
So I love that.

Speaker 8 (01:34:42):
Yeah, froggy, I still feel like a kid when I
need to call my parents and ask for advice, Like
there's things that I don't know how to deal with.
Or there's situations that I'm in that I need help handling,
and I'm able to pick Luckily, I'm able to pick
up the phone and call both of my parents and
still get an answer.

Speaker 3 (01:34:56):
I still look like a kid. Then, Hey, Jessica, how
are you?

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
I'm good?

Speaker 8 (01:35:00):
How are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:35:01):
Okay? When you grow up? What do you want to be?
What do you want to do?

Speaker 29 (01:35:04):
I want to run a dairy goat farm.

Speaker 3 (01:35:06):
Oh, a dairy goat farm.

Speaker 5 (01:35:10):
Now, could you do some goat yoga on that farm
as well?

Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
No, what are you doing now?

Speaker 21 (01:35:16):
Right now? I work in a warehouse, picked fishing flies
for online orders.

Speaker 3 (01:35:20):
Okay, so you're not doing anything that's related to goats.
But what do you think? Okay, do you think realistically?
Do you think this goat herder job could be realistic
for you? Seriously?

Speaker 21 (01:35:32):
It is? I have right now, I have nine goats
at home to go with some horses and chickens. And
it's like a side gig for the moment. But when
I get it set up, I will be selling milk.

Speaker 3 (01:35:45):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (01:35:46):
Wow, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 13 (01:35:48):
And goats are supposed to be like little lawnmowers.

Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
Too, right, Yeah they are. Can you tell me all
about the wooly boger?

Speaker 21 (01:35:58):
That is the most one of the most difficult flies
to pick because they all get tangled up together in
the little.

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
Yeah sorry, little terminology. I can only use it Jessica him, Jessica,
let us know when you're a ship in your milk.
You know what I'm saying. Nate's doing that. Nate is
the closest thing to a goat that we have here,
other than having a bovine valve in his heart, which

(01:36:24):
is a cow. But Nate does this thing. He talks
as he laughs, which is sort of like it's like
if a goat could talk, it would be Nate. I
can't do it on cue because I'm remembering earlier. See
he's doing it right now. He speaks words and he

(01:36:44):
enunciates while he's laughing. He's like he took out your office.
You see, you're doing it now. But you do it.
It's funnier you do it. It's the same as when
people clap on the talk to make to make a point.
Oh yeah, you need to stop talking now, rather than

(01:37:05):
he talks, what are you doing tonight?

Speaker 13 (01:37:09):
I text with the claps. The little clapping hands. Stop
it now, It's true.

Speaker 3 (01:37:13):
I can hear I can hear you clapping as you
tweet that or text that. Hi Kim, Hi, how are
you doing well? What do you want to be when
you grow up?

Speaker 33 (01:37:23):
When I grow up? I've always wanted to be some
kind of animal trainer, like tigers or dolphins or something
like that.

Speaker 5 (01:37:28):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:37:29):
Now, do you have any training working with animals?

Speaker 14 (01:37:32):
No?

Speaker 33 (01:37:32):
I mean I've always had a pet at home, but
nothing like that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:36):
Never too late. You know, you could go be a
docent at a zoo. You could go be a you
know what I'm saying, a doocent. Well, if you can
volunteer at a zoo and be there to serve because zoos,
most zoos are nonprofits, and they need, they really truly
need and depend on people coming in. Not only are
you learning while you're while you're donating your time, you're
actually working on this thing you want to be when

(01:37:57):
you grow up.

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
Go do it.

Speaker 33 (01:37:58):
I actually have thought about something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:38:01):
You should. Zoos are the best.

Speaker 13 (01:38:02):
I still that idea.

Speaker 3 (01:38:03):
Thank you, Kim, thank you, I know because you love animals,
love them, Daniel Gandhi should go be a docent And
this should.

Speaker 13 (01:38:08):
I volunteered at a wolf sanctuary once and they wouldn't
take me.

Speaker 3 (01:38:11):
Why how do they not take you when you volunteer exactly?
How did they let you down easily?

Speaker 13 (01:38:16):
They just never got back to me. And I emailed
them like ten times. We even shout them out on
the air like hello.

Speaker 5 (01:38:21):
Nothing, there's something odd, something we don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
I love this text. I want when I grow up.
I want to be a pony unicorn. Someone ride me
around the room.

Speaker 5 (01:38:35):
I thought, that does happen?

Speaker 3 (01:38:36):
No it doesn't.

Speaker 13 (01:38:40):
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Speaker 16 (01:39:02):
To El Vista ran in the morning show.

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
All right, show's done. We'll come back tomorrow and do
it again. Until next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody.

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