FULL SHOW: The Day We Didn't Say "I Love You" Back

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
I love you.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
You are my hero.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
I love you.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
Well, do everything you can to be more like me, Natie,
You'll have a fabulous life.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
He's being an a hole.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
No Vister ran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
All right, today, it's time for another fun, festive round
of caller Roulette.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
I'm nervous already.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
I am too, because we're gonna just we're gonna pick
up phones at random.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
We don't know why they're calling.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
It could be a disaster, it could be fabulous unless
you guys taught me out of it.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Is this a bad idea? This is the best idea ever.
This is the stuff that dreams are made of. Wow,
this is the stuff we get stud about. All right,
here we go.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
We don't know who's on Push that button right there,
I don't know whatever's ringing, pick it up?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Hello, Hello, Who is welcome to caller Roulette?

Speaker 6 (00:59):
Dennis from all Hyo from Ohio.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
All right, why are you calling?

Speaker 6 (01:06):
Well, you guys were talking the other day about sleeping
with friends or best friends, and you know, I texted
in and I said, it's much better to have enemies
with benefits than friends with benefits. You know, Well, he

(01:26):
and my best friend and another guy we've rented a
house together, and one of my friends got engaged. His
fiance's sister was always over there and I just could
not stand her, you know what I mean. So well
it just kind of worked out where one night we
all got drunk and you know, we ended up hugging up,

(01:47):
and well, you try to be nice to somebody you
don't like. It doesn't really work out that well, you
know what I mean. But it's his fiance's sister, so
I kind of have to be and you know, we're
constantly going at each other. But again and again and again,
we kept hooking up even though we really couldn't stand
each other.

Speaker 7 (02:06):
Sounds like a British drama that I watched. That's what
happened to them. They hated each other, they kept hooking up,
and then she wound up pregnant.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh lord, oh wow.

Speaker 6 (02:17):
Well no, no, no, no, I like that.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
But you know, it reminds me of like you know,
when you're a kid in school, you always pick on
the people you really want to bang. You know, No,
let me ask you a.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Sex is the sex better because there's this angst, there's
this hatred.

Speaker 6 (02:36):
Yes, yes, you know, you know, it's like one of
those things where you know, you like you can do
certain things that you normally wouldn't do. You know, you
pop your pinch or pick or whatever, just to piss
them off a little bit, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
But it goes both ways. That's the problem.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
But you know, yeah, you do things that really gets
their attention because you can you think you can get
away with it, like, oh, I just pulled the card
of the roll.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Sorry about that. You do it.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
There's no feeling where you know, it's like they're going
to be out the door in a minute. You're not
going to really care anyway, I guess.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
All right, Well I'm glad, I'm glad we picked you
up first and Caller Roulette. Then, thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
I appreciate that, and continue this god awful relationship you
have with this person you hate. It sounds great and there.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
You go and there's benefits. All right, thank you? All right?
Hold on, you're listening to YO.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Now there's more. Uh you're listening to Caller Roulette. Uh
just push any line that's blinking scary. Here we go,
someone's calling in for Roulette. Hello, Welcome to Caller Roulette.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Who is this Hello? Hello, Hello, Hi, Okay, is there
are you any rock? There's a delay? Who is this?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Is this Carill from Burning Jersey?

Speaker 8 (03:56):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Carill? Do we know you?

Speaker 8 (03:58):
I know what?

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Carill?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
You?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
You designed her Togo for us?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
It wasn't me.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
But what different times?

Speaker 3 (04:06):
More than one?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Really? How many are there out there?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
All right?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Well?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Corrects? Cool? In high school?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Wow, Corill, you're our second Carill that we know now,
welcome to call her. We're like, we don't know why
you're calling. So why are you calling? What's what's going on?

Speaker 6 (04:21):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (04:22):
So?

Speaker 9 (04:22):
I was watching an old movie the other day. It's
called that Heart of a Vengeance and.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Certain somebody was a radio host in that show in
that movie, and that was you, Elvis. That was me, Yeah,
there was.

Speaker 9 (04:35):
It's arazing how young you are and the shows, how
influential and.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Relevant you were even back then.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Wow, okay, I was young girl. I mean, I'll be honest.
I'll be honest. I mean that was what year was that?
Does anyone know? Nineteen ninety eighties? The eighties? Shut up?
It wasn't the eighties.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
I heard was a Vengeance?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Oh yeah, that was ninety five, ninety four ninety five
is yeah? Okay? And now, yeah, I did look younger
because well we were all younger than Carill and I
was like.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Uh, definitely pleasure to see you.

Speaker 9 (05:09):
Uh in the movie, didn't expectors of doom scrawling, and
then all of a sudden, I hear you boys.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
I'm like, that sounds familiar, weird.

Speaker 10 (05:17):
Right, what Elvis's character, Well, what Elvis did in that
movie is the equivalent of shouting fire in a crowded
auditorium because you had a car started a panic in
the Tri state area, right by sending everybody, every parent
to their school and and saying there's a bomb in
If you did that, there would be.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
Well if it was true.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, yeah, okay, let me let me set up the premise.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
I was doing my talk show here in New York.
A guy called it and said, Hi, this is the
guy you're looking for. I have hidden a bomb in
a school in New York. I'm like, well, tell us where,
And he didn't. So it didn't It wasn't my fault.
It was a caller's fault. I'm not going to take
respond it's script. Would you shut up?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (06:01):
If that actually happened on our show, would you hit
the dumb button or would you just let it go?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I would probably.

Speaker 9 (06:08):
Happen for real in the End of the world when
a guy was reading the book on the radio and
people who it was really the end of the world
or the aliens were invading.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Oh yeah, we're the world the world. There you go, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I would let that happen too. It's all for ratings, man,
carill thank you, you've been our now.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
You're our favorite. On caller Roulette. Hold on one second,
let's move on to push that one over there, scary.
I don't know who this is or why they're calling. Hello, Hello, Hello,
are you there? Oh hi, what's your name?

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Latisia, Ladisia.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Welcome to caler Relette.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
We don't know why you're calling, so tell us what's
what's on your mind?

Speaker 7 (06:58):
So I want on a T shirt from you guys
a few weeks ago, and I haven't gone it yet.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Hold on, I see Leticia you won back on the
twenty second. Is that correct? I have you heard my list?

Speaker 11 (07:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah, Scotti bee, let's go, Scotti b it's time for
customer service. Wear's her shirt. I'm looking at my grid
to see if maybe Diamond didn't put it on. Here
comes that again, do you live you live in Connecticut?

Speaker 12 (07:33):
I do?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Okay, yeah she does.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
Diamond did put it on your list?

Speaker 13 (07:36):
Oh, it just was not It wasn't shipped yet. That
was that was a that was more than one item,
so it takes a little longer.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Oh why what are we waiting for a car or something?
I'm waiting on the boxes to come in from FedEx
because that won't fit in an envelope.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
Oh, Scotti, what is your ship time?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Usually generally within a week.

Speaker 14 (07:56):
That's good.

Speaker 10 (07:57):
So shouldn't we, as customer service and scout ships notify
these people if there will be a delay.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
No, yeah, I get delay shipping notice.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, but there's no there's no guaranteed time, so there's
not a delay.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
But you said it's typically a week, So okay.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
You know what normally in radio we say like within
thirty days.

Speaker 7 (08:13):
Yeah, I have to say a week is good. It
used to be.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
We were used to be six to eight weeks.

Speaker 5 (08:17):
Do you hear that sound of his panties bunching?

Speaker 12 (08:20):
What?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Amazon? Sometimes it comes the same days? Yeah, I know.

Speaker 10 (08:27):
My name is on this show, Elvis. Is this the
way you want your show to be represented?

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Well?

Speaker 4 (08:31):
No, it kids, and as you know that Ticio. This
isn't my fault, my fault or anyone's fault except for Scotty.

Speaker 13 (08:37):
No, we're in the times of immediacy. All these kids
these days think everything comes the next day.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
It doesn't work.

Speaker 7 (08:44):
When I was with Froggy at his country radio station
in Jacksonville, they taped all the prizes with people's names
on it to the windows and the people had to
actually come in person and pick up their prize in person.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Well, Jacksonville is a little different than New York City.

Speaker 13 (09:00):
I mean, if you'd like to drive down from Connecticut,
I'll wait downstairs with it.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
I know you you want like a I don't know
what you want, but we're gonna have to tape to
the window in a high rise in midtown Manhattan. So
we just drive on in and get that. She won
a small hoodie and a small T shirt.

Speaker 7 (09:14):
Oh you use a small ball.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Nice?

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
I have a box on my desk right now that
would be perfect for that.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
No, I need specific fedect Why why don't you just
use two separate envelopes then.

Speaker 13 (09:28):
Because that would cost the company double all right, So
now you see what we do with every day. Lets
you'll have it on Monday.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
You'll have it'll be before Christmas, and we appreciate your patience.
Thank you, Lettissia. Everyone the most patients know. Now we
got to route it. Now it'll be another six weeks.
Further delays. Yeah, oh my god, further delays. All right, Leticia,
thanks for calling. We appreciate it. And late and gentlemen

(10:00):
call her. Kay, good morning.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Good morning, eldest.

Speaker 7 (10:09):
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Speaker 15 (10:31):
If you love the Morning Show, it's a good idea
to follow our socials.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
How do you know what's good for me?

Speaker 3 (10:37):
That's my Elvis.

Speaker 15 (10:40):
Durand's show, Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Let's get into the horoscopes. It's horoscopes time. Let's do it.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
Who are you doing with I'm going to do them
with Gandhi. Oh god, no really, I'm going to do
this so hard. You love it? All right, if you're
celebrating today April. If you celebrate with Forrest Frank and
Patricia Arquette, Happy Bird Day, everybody aries. You don't have
to prove anything today. Honesty speaks louder than performing ever could.
Your day's a seven Taurus.

Speaker 16 (11:07):
A smart adjustment will save you time later, so trust
the instinct to pivot.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Your day's a nine Gemini. The thing you keep procrastinating
about will become easier once you stop making it heavier.
Your day is an eight.

Speaker 16 (11:18):
Hey, Cancer, Keep your cards close today. Not everyone is
ready to interpret you correctly. Your day's a six Leo.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Your thoughts need quiet today, no more input. Step away
before clarity disappears. Your day is a six Virgo. Stop
second guessing yourself. It's going to do way more damage
than the wrong move ever could. Your day's a nine Libra.
The creative breakthrough you've been waiting for will arrive through play,
not pressure or perfection. Your day is a nines Gourbio.

Speaker 16 (11:43):
Your feelings hit a bit harder lately. They're showing you
where something still isn't healed. Your day's a five fellow
sagittary I.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
You're more focused than usual, and that discipline makes even
boring tasks feel powerful. Your date is an eate Capricorn.

Speaker 16 (11:56):
The right person notices your effort today, who cares if
the wrong ones miss it?

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Your day's an eight Aquarius. You finally trust your own
rhythm again and everything will start falling into place.

Speaker 16 (12:05):
Your day is a ten and finally Pisces. Someone else's
mood has a profound effect on yours. Remove yourself if
you feel like it's no good. Your day's a seven
and those are Wednesday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
So I have some friends on Facebook that are doing this.
I never look at Facebook, but I looked the other day.
They're actually generating a lot of traffic on their own.
It's easy to do this on your own. We name
four things. I will name four things, and you tell
me which one has to go, even if you like
all four.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
One thing must go. Okay are you ready?

Speaker 8 (12:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (12:34):
Are we just screaming these out?

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yes? Okay, Okay, here we go.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
One must go chain restaurant TGI Fridays, Applebe's Olive Garden Outback.

Speaker 11 (12:45):
Apple Apple.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
I love APPLEBS, but I like the other one. Said
we had to pick one, all right, all right, one
must go?

Speaker 7 (12:52):
Okay, you can just got to cause problems.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Okay, look, I'm giving you four.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
One must go, but you can still think it all
be great, you know, but one must go. Kardashian adjacent
men ready, Kanye West, Travis, Scott, Scott Disick, Pete, David
Stonco Travis.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Oh, I'm hearing Kanye and Travis, Travis Scott.

Speaker 7 (13:10):
You cannot get rid of Scott dissic. He is just
the man. He is crazy.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
Drinks you consume a happy hour beer, Marguerite's wine, rose
beer beer, you know, and Ganda's argument is rose is wine,
but rose is more of a state of mind, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Okay? I guess okay, I mean, all right, which one
of these forty you want to get rid of? Drinking?

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Holidays? St Patrick's Day sing of the Mayo fourth of
July Memorial Day weekend?

Speaker 5 (13:41):
Oh St.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Patrick's Day? Really?

Speaker 7 (13:45):
Yeah, if we were irish, we would think different as
the bad weather.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Huh yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
The rest of them are not.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Single of the Mayo fourth of July Memorial Day weekend,
keeping all right, be careful on this one. Streaming services Netflix, Amazon, Prime, HBO, Max, Hulu, Netflix,
Oh wow, okay, here's my thing, you want to get
rid of the one that's not performing for you now.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
But see, Netflix does this thing where they split up
what could be one documentary like an hour and a half,
and they make it six different episodes, and they waste
my time, and I don't like my time being wasted.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
So I'm not at Netflix. Okay, Justice League, Superheroes. One
must go, Superman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, the Batman.

Speaker 7 (14:26):
The Flash, the Flash.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
The Flash.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
All Right, it could get heated. Sports, which one must go? Basketball, Baseball, football,
ice hockey.

Speaker 7 (14:34):
Oh, ice hockey? Basketball.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
I love ice hockey.

Speaker 7 (14:38):
They do basketball, she said, basketball. I like, yeah, ice hockey.
I love ice hockey.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
You don't like basketball, No, not.

Speaker 7 (14:45):
As much as ice hockey, you said, I got a.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Big one, all right, mak me anxiety? Okay?

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Which one of the which one of these has to go?
Hosts on our show? Danielle Gandhi Ghandi.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
We all picked ourselves to.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Go daniel Gandhi Scary.

Speaker 7 (15:09):
Oh, Scary Gandhi?

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Okay, okay, which one of these fours you go?

Speaker 4 (15:15):
Holiday icons ready, Santa Claus, Easter, Bundy Tooth Fairy, Bunny
Fair Easter.

Speaker 7 (15:23):
Bunnyas brings nice chocolate. I like chocolate.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
The tooth fairy brings money.

Speaker 17 (15:28):
Sometimes sometimes tooth fairy always forgot.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Yeah, it was supposed to be a holiday icon. Is
he really a holiday? Okay, here we go. Hilarious women.
Which one must go? None, Tina Fey, Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler,
Amy Schumer, Amy Schumer. I love is my favorite. Today's

(15:55):
show anchors Holda, Savannah Guthrie, Bush, Al Roker, Jenna Roker,
See I love Jenna Bush too.

Speaker 7 (16:05):
Matt Lower, good, call Danielle.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
You know, I think it's time for him to go. Okay,
here's one for Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Which thrill should go out of these four skydiving roller
coasters bungee jumping, mountain climbing roller coasters.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
Oh sad you said, no, you can't give up a
mountain or a skydive or whatever the other one.

Speaker 7 (16:26):
WASH's so mad at you?

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (16:28):
All right, young people slang words, which one must go?

Speaker 7 (16:31):
All of them?

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Te Boomer ghosted, yeat.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Boomer No, yeat is the greatest.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
How do you not like yea boomer?

Speaker 7 (16:40):
I still like the best of before in my house.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Scary screaming Boomer because he is one.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Okay, last one. I'm gonna give you four One must
Go TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, Twitter.

Speaker 7 (16:54):
YouTube really only because you kids Twitter Probably all.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Right, Twitter, there you go. Thank you for playing One
Must Go.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
That was great and stressful all at the same time.

Speaker 7 (17:07):
Got some sweating over here.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
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Speaker 7 (17:20):
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Speaker 3 (18:54):
Good Morning, He is durand.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Dear God, what's this woman doing?

Speaker 3 (18:58):
And the Morning Show?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
We need to go around the room. It's my favorite
part of the show. Come on, can't we do something
I want to do? For once? It's a joke, Danielle,
Let's start with you. What's going on?

Speaker 5 (19:10):
All right?

Speaker 12 (19:10):
So?

Speaker 7 (19:10):
I know we talked about those Eminem's freeze dried Eminem's.
So now my new thing is trying everything freeze dried.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
What is wrong?

Speaker 7 (19:17):
I don't know. But I had lemonheads the other day.
They were so good. I feel like lemonheads need to
be freeze dried. Shut up, mate, you should try it. Scandals.
I think we've had the skittles in the Jolly Ranchers.
They got Jolly Ranchers freeze dried Jolly Ranchers and so
many cool like not spicy, but sour. Stuff is freeze dried,

(19:40):
and when you first put it in your mouth you
make that face like, and then it goes down and
it tastes delicious.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
So freez dry candy, I tell.

Speaker 7 (19:47):
You, and maybe an astronaut thing, but they I.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
Like the freeze dried.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
What if I freeze dried like a slice of pizza?
Can I bring it back together with moisture? How does
this work?

Speaker 14 (19:59):
I don't No, we.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
Should try to sell the stuff. Let's let's reanimated.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah, well, hold, but where do you buy a freeze dryer?
They sell those on Amazon.

Speaker 7 (20:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (20:08):
I want to.

Speaker 7 (20:10):
We've got up.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
We've got lots of work to do. This freeze phenomenon.
Hey U s trade eight, what's up with you today?

Speaker 10 (20:15):
I was taking a shower last night and my building
that I live in, it was built in eighteen sixty three,
so you do the math.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
It's pretty old.

Speaker 10 (20:23):
And the water started to come out brown and it
overlaxted for about ten seconds.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
My question is, do I have Legionnaire's disease?

Speaker 5 (20:31):
You know, Who's.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Not unusual in Manhattan.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
They're always doing work on the pipes and stuff, and
those pipes have been around since before you're building, believe
it or not.

Speaker 10 (20:41):
Yeah, I'm assuming it was just russ. That's that's probably
what it was, right Elvis.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and sand and stuff.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I definitely thought like, well, what did what? Did I
just have an accident here? No, it's coming off. That
isn't Legionaire's disease? Something you inhale? Yeah, I think it
might be, but I'm not taking any chances that buildings.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Did you have any open wounds?

Speaker 2 (21:02):
I do?

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Now, Okay, we'll keep an eye on you, a wellness
check for you this weekend.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
I'll probably producer sandwich on your mind today.

Speaker 16 (21:11):
Okay, something I've been doing lately in the morning for
only ten minutes, it doesn't take much time is meditating
visual meditation, and it is awesome. But I'm convinced once
I start getting like a lock on this, I am
going to be able to levitate because.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
I have to do it well.

Speaker 16 (21:24):
My partner snores loud as hell in a small apartment,
so if I can meditate through that, I'm feeling good
about myself.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
Like, yeah, this is like immediate level hard.

Speaker 16 (21:34):
So if you're gonna start meditating, do yourself a favor
and have a partner who doesn't like mouth to.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Right, you're gonna meditate sleep with will her husband please?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Gandhy? What's up?

Speaker 5 (21:47):
All right? I caught our boy scary doing something that
he claimed he wasn't doing. He looked at me in
the eye and he lied about it. So not too
long ago, we all took a flight. And on flights
you get one personal item a carry on, and if
you're wearing a jacket, that's fine, and they tell you
put your jacket under your seat. Do not hog the bins. Yeah,
I looked in a bin and I saw Scary's jacket

(22:07):
on top of his small bag. So I was like,
that's weird, Scary, why is your jacket up there? And
he's like, oh, I only put my jacket if it
can cover the bag that it's under, because then it's
just still in the one space. While the flight attendant
comes by. Turns out, not only did Scary put his
jacket and his other bag in the bin, he put
his carry on too, Like he put all of the
things in.

Speaker 7 (22:27):
The bins.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
No, Scary, Yeah, you're an ass people.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Room was it? You was pig?

Speaker 8 (22:34):
It was.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Everybody does it. I got there first, should actually.

Speaker 7 (22:43):
Make an announcement not to do that.

Speaker 5 (22:45):
They tell you not if they say put the little
one under your seat, keep your coat, you put all
of it in those bins. And then what happened Some
lady in our section didn't have a place to put
her bag and it was this butthole's fault.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
No, but you know what, I gladly, I gladly took
my back.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
You try to not look at the flight attendant when
she was like, who says this?

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Who's is this?

Speaker 5 (23:04):
He was looking?

Speaker 18 (23:05):
I took it and I and I and I dealt
with it, and I put it under my.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
Seat, thin pig.

Speaker 11 (23:10):
Scary.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
You know you travel a lot. You should you should
do better? Do better? You when people give to you,
you better. Scotty b what's up, Scotty? Listen.

Speaker 13 (23:23):
I know you guys think that I'm out of my
mind with my awkward currency that I like to use.
But last weekend I was at a well known outdoor
store and h they had a shooting gallery there that
the kids wanted to play with.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
And you know, so the.

Speaker 13 (23:37):
Change I didn't the change machine. You need a quarter
sports The change machine there took two dollar bills, which
I didn't have. I had a dollar coin. So I
went to the fud shop and I said to the
girl at the fudg shop, Scott Scotty, it was weird
that there was a fud shop within and uh so
I said to her, I said, listen, hey, I just

(23:58):
need some quarters for the shooting gallery of there in.
The machine won't take it. Can I just get four
quarters please? And she's looked at me like I had
four heads, and she's like, what is this? I said,
it's a dollar. She's like, I don't know. She had
to call the manager. Yeah, I have this gold coin
here Can I take it?

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Can I give him? What is it with you? But
but to all I had, I wasn't being a jerk.
I swear I wasn't.

Speaker 13 (24:16):
It's all I had in my pocket, and so I
wound up having I'm like, you know what, I can't.
I'm holding up the line at the fund shop, just
ten people. Yeah, I like trying to get the budget.
So I had to take the freaking coin to go
all the way downstairs to customer service to get four quarters.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
He had a doaballoon?

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Why wills a wooden nickel?

Speaker 14 (24:35):
Did you?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Did you rob a coin museum or something?

Speaker 2 (24:38):
You things?

Speaker 1 (24:40):
When I go see Agnes for the two dollar bill,
She's like, hey, I got these dollars this week. You
want these? And I'm like, yeah, I guess I'll take those.
You know why, because no one else wants them?

Speaker 7 (24:48):
You got name?

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Oh yeah, that's my girl a city bank. She gets
my two's he's got a two guy and scary. What's
up with you today?

Speaker 11 (24:59):
Well?

Speaker 18 (24:59):
Yeah, to give a shout out out to the plumbers,
the carpenters, the electricians, and the mechanics, anyone who works
with their hands. I admire you. I salute you. Recently,
I needed some stuff done in my apartment. I had
to have a plumber come in there. I'm sitting I'm
sitting there watching them in awe. And I gotta tell
you they get paid very well for what they do,
because I got that bill, And I gotta say, if

(25:21):
I could do it all over again, I would actually
learn one vocation in addition to the education.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Which one? Which one would you want to learn? Probably
I would say I would say plumbing because I would
take plumbing too, because your askrak is always showing.

Speaker 18 (25:38):
But yeah, and everyone should do that if you have
a chance to take an elective in school where it's
something that's at do something out of the ordinary, that's
not on track with and in line with what you're
currently doing, and learn something that makes you work with
your forces, you to work with your hands.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
You know what I'm saying. Thank you scary, You're fag,
you liking up.

Speaker 19 (26:04):
All of you are so bilarious.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Can I start my day with your teams now?

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Speaker 3 (26:38):
That's funny to me, it's funny.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
Do you have a sense of humor?

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Tell Vis ter Ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
You know, one of the things I love about our
show is it's a two way communication. It's not just
us talking to you, you talk to us.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
So if you have a question about lack of customer
service or things that we do that you need more
of or less of, we give you a nice segment
called let me speak to the manager. Yeah, all right,
So all right, we got people lined up blind nineteen.
Our friend Aaron Aaron wishes to speak with the manager. Hello, Aaron,

(27:09):
welcome to let me speak to the manager.

Speaker 11 (27:13):
Hello Elvis not to be confused with Karen Aaron.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
Oh, speak to the manager.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Okay, Karen Aaron. All right, Well I can tell this
is going to be a happy call. All right, Aaron,
we are a two way communication source and we need
for you to talk back and tell us what you need.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Speak to the manager.

Speaker 11 (27:38):
Well, you said, when you order something, you get it delivered,
and what you ordered? I ordered a small apparel, but
I got a large.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
Oh, hold on, Scotty Bee's in charge of all all sizes,
and let's go to scotty Bee. Yes, Scotti Bee. Aaron
spoke to the manager and says he ordered a large,
but I mean he ordered a small but got a large.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
What happened? What he's talking about? Oh that's not that
is not good customer. I'd be happy to send you
the correct size, sir.

Speaker 11 (28:15):
You'd be happy. Okay, do you have any small?

Speaker 13 (28:20):
I'll have to check our supply closet, but I'm assuming
if we don't have it, I can get it done
for you. But if I go to Old Navy, they
always go to the back and take a look. They
don't do anything in the back. They stand there for
five seconds and they say, sorry, sir, we don't have them.

Speaker 11 (28:34):
Oh my god, come large and tell you this is
all we got.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, whatever's out?

Speaker 7 (28:39):
Well, you seem a little hour like.

Speaker 13 (28:42):
First of all, I never would have set the wrong size,
so it's not me that mess. But I were corrected.

Speaker 11 (28:45):
Okay, the sending, because that's who I need to talk to,
because apparently you're not the manager.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but who'd you order it from?

Speaker 11 (28:56):
You? Three apparel from being the first caller of the day.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Wait a second, Hold on a second. Did you say
you didn't pay a dime for this? What does that
have to do with it?

Speaker 5 (29:10):
Was free?

Speaker 11 (29:10):
But how do you make it.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Scary?

Speaker 8 (29:20):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Stop it, everyone's just pull yourself together, man, slap across
the face. Across the face, now, Aaron, No, you are
in the right here, and he deserves a shirt.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
We gave him one. He gives us his time every
day to listen to our show. The least we can
do is send him not only a shirt, but the
right size sh And.

Speaker 13 (29:38):
There's no way to argue against that because he used
the word order and we don't take orders here, so
I'm not sure where you ordered it.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Hang on, I think I found the the the missing
step in this process. Huh okay, now give me their name.
We'll find Aaron, who did you give your order to?

Speaker 11 (29:58):
I believe that day is Diamond?

Speaker 1 (30:04):
No surprises there might have been on the phones that day, Okay, okay,
well I'm not surprised at any of this. Uh oh,
Diamond just walked in. Let's see, was it Diamond? Diamond.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
Aaron thought for a second that you were the one
who said he could get a small shirt and took
his information.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
But now he's saying it was Garrett, so I don't know.

Speaker 14 (30:26):
Well, well, this wouldn't be the first time, and I
don't think it'll be the last.

Speaker 7 (30:37):
We need Garrett in here to defend him.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
No, no, we don't. Here's what we do need, though, Danielle.
We need to take care of Aaron and just make
sure we get it done correctly. Right now, Oh, here
we go. Well, if you stuck nailing him to a
cross and be nice.

Speaker 13 (30:52):
He's he's a customer of ours, go ahead. But he
may not be a customer of ours. That's why I'm
trying to ask him a question. When did this happen?

Speaker 11 (31:02):
COVID air twenty twenty one?

Speaker 8 (31:09):
Now, because you happen to be talking about apparels and sizes.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
And getting up once again? Hold on a second. If
it was during COVID, the only people here were Nate
and Scary and Scott.

Speaker 10 (31:22):
True, okay, hang on, hang on even sending apparel out
Scotti during COVID.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
I don't recall. I don't know, I really don't remember.

Speaker 11 (31:32):
I don't think you didn't have any Elvis Durant apparel.
All you had was scrubs. Okay, his story.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Wait wait, hold on, you went from shirts to scrub Well,
you said shirt. Now you're saying scrubs a four year
old land Okay, wait, he won a shirt, but we
gave him scrubs. Okay, we probably had nothing left to give.
I'm so glad we were able to get to the
bottom of this. Yeah, you so you set me scrubs.

Speaker 11 (32:02):
But that's not what I was told.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
I have audio of this, sir. Audio I'm asking, is
there audio?

Speaker 8 (32:09):
Erin?

Speaker 11 (32:10):
Did you record it on your end? Probably not online?

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, if you were on the air, we have a
recording of you somewhere.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
We don't know the date. We're not going to look
for it. I say, it's simple. Just go find a
small shirt and send.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
It to him. Happy to do it or done? Happy
to know? No, you're not. You sound miserable. No, No,
I will, and you know what, I'll overnight it. You
will have it tomorrow. Yes, we have smalls. Do they
have our logo on them or is it some like
TV station? Our logos on it. It's a small logo,
but our logos on it. Okay, we have a logo shirt.
It's small ever, gonna send it to you.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
But had so many twists and turns.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
The problem, gandhi everyone is this. We were not demonstrating good,
solid customer service at all. First of all, Scotty's yelling
at him. Garrett now wants an apology from all of
us because we said he's inept on taking orders. He
wasn't even here that day. We really crept on a
lot of people here. Did they include our listener, Aaron? Aaron,
you deserve better and.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
I'm the only one coming to your defense that you
pick up a lot of crap Elvis, So that's what
they do. Oh I know? Can I just hating? If
I ordered something and it came in wrong, I would
call that day.

Speaker 11 (33:13):
Are you playing there? During COVID we were here.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
You called it.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
We could have emailed us to be fair. To be fair,
people still get COVID from here and there and some
time to time. So COVID is not over, but it is.
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Let's just get the shirt all the way right now. Yes,
but we could have done that in the beginning.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
We could have said, yes, Aaron shirt on the way
right guys am I right, wait, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Aaron, hold on a second, would you like it ruined?

Speaker 11 (33:41):
Jack?

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Well, that'll take two months. Sorry, Aaron, I'm sorry. Okay,
we're going to put you on hold and put you
through to Diamond. Remember it's Diamond taking over from this
point forward.

Speaker 11 (33:54):
Okay, I'm recording this conversation.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
As you should. I would be doing that too.

Speaker 6 (34:01):
Away.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
You're smart, I hold on, will sell you? Uh all right,
we have someone else else is on the line. We
have another one. Uh Steph Deafry Line eighteen. I'm afraid
to pick this up.

Speaker 19 (34:11):
Hello Steph, Hi, Hi, good morning, Hello lady.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Well, good morning, welcome, hello lady, welcome to let me
speak to the manager. We're having a great day on
the segment.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
We just got.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
We just got yelled at on the other line because
of bad customer service. Now, what can we do to
help you? I hope it's a I hope it's easy
to fix. What's the problem.

Speaker 6 (34:30):
So it's going to be amazing.

Speaker 19 (34:33):
So I think that Nate should do more of a horoscope.

Speaker 6 (34:36):
I have my love when he does this.

Speaker 12 (34:39):
His enthusiasm is awesome, thank you.

Speaker 19 (34:43):
And yes he is a murderer, but I think he
still deserves that right, not a.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Murderer, but a fantastic horoscope provider. Well well, okay, but
you know I'm but we have to remember this is good,
positive customer service. So first of all, I want to
thank you for listening to a Steph and you are
taking the time out to call and say, hey, you
want more Nate. But it's not going to happen.

Speaker 19 (35:06):
But I feel like he's misunderstood.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Oh no, he's very well understood. That's my point. Do
you guys really? Do you guys want to hear more
Nate doing horoscopes? I can't stomach it.

Speaker 19 (35:17):
No, I think he does a great job.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Thank you. Wait, she is, she's a customer.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
She did not see that when she requested it, Nate
standed up and gave himself a standing ovation.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
He did.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Nate stood up, but see the star from him though.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
The stars need some emphasis, and that's what I provide.
Thank you very much, Steph. I can't wait till you're
very welcome.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
I will take this a step further. What if, and
nothing could be better than this? What if we just
had Nate call you every morning and personally gave you
your horoscope?

Speaker 2 (35:50):
And wow, Oh, that would be awesome.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
A fantastic idea of it is and we never have
to hear him on the heir ever, is a great customer,
serve get the area, So I think that's even better. Steph.
I don't know if you're old enough you remember this
nine hundred numbers. What if I just recorded them every
day at a nine hundred number and you had to
call and pay to.

Speaker 11 (36:09):
Hear me do the.

Speaker 19 (36:12):
I mean, yeah, that sounds fun, but now that's too
much fun for me.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yeah, nine hundred numbers. That's a long time ago when
they stopped doing those right, Yeah, probably by the minute. Yeah,
those days are over.

Speaker 8 (36:24):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Once again, he said, you're probably old enough to remember this.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
He did do that.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Okay, anyway, thank you for calling. Let me speak to
the manager. We need to get back to you on
this one.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yeah, okay, at least think about it, because now I'll
be calling back again.

Speaker 6 (36:41):
I know you say.

Speaker 19 (36:42):
I love you guys so much.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
You guys are amazing. But maybe more enthusiasm during the horoscopes.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Thank you for the flowers you Okay, Okay, maybe maybe
we'll up the rotation. It's up to producer Sam. She's
in charge. Of horse cups.

Speaker 19 (37:00):
Can we want sound super excited?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
I cannot give you that. I'm sorry anyway, Thank you,
I know it, but we love you, Steff. Thank you
for listening to us.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Oh I love you guys too. You guys have yourselves
a great day to Okay, bye bye?

Speaker 1 (37:22):
All right, all right, so thank you for listening to
Let me speak to the manager.

Speaker 11 (37:27):
I loved it.

Speaker 8 (37:34):
What are.

Speaker 11 (37:36):
This is?

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Speaker 1 (38:03):
This incredible tweet.

Speaker 21 (38:06):
It says this, The six year old just told me
that there's a buddy bench at her school and that
if you feel lonely, you can go sit on the
bench and someone will come and be your friend.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Ah.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
That's so cute. That's cool.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, we're thinking, Okay, that's a great thing. For kids
and us too. Yeah, I mean I could.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
The equivalent for me would be a pub. Okay, like
yesterday we went to the whatever that we were just
that was our buddy bench. But no, you know what,
there's got to be a place. Look, we pass in
this city to and fro millions of people every day,
not really thinking about their stories, what they're going through,
where they're coming from, what they're fighting, or what they're enjoying.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
So we don't stop down and go, hey, are you okay?
We don't know them, but if you saw someone sitting
on the buddy bench, you say to yourself, you know
this person they need a moment with me.

Speaker 7 (38:58):
If Ice was scary on buddy bench, I go over
and say, are you okay, little boy?

Speaker 1 (39:03):
You need If I said that, you'd be very creepy.
It would be are you okay? Little boy?

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Anyway, So the buddy bench, I think it's a great idea,
and let's not keep it just for the kids. I
think adults, we need to find out where we can
have these buddy benches and tell what other things are
the kids doing that we should be still doing.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
Nap time? Nap time, right, Gandhi, nap time recess. Yeah,
recess needs to happen all the time. Like could you
imagine if we just got little half hour breaks to
go outside and play breaks.

Speaker 7 (39:34):
Snack time, but imagine, okay, everybody take out your snacks
and you'll get like a fruit snack or cookie or something.
Those best the best time, you.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Know what I want?

Speaker 5 (39:43):
We live that every day though we see that time
here every day.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
I think we should have time out. Awesome, you're being
a little jerk.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
Time out off to the corner with you. I would
love it if we still had little science labs. Of
course they would have to be overseen by someone who
actual knows that chemicals are going to blow something up.
But it would be awesome to be able to walk
into an actual chemistry lab and be able to do things.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Can't do that need I need to know that. As
you know, I'm moving to a mountainside to build balls.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
Are you and that hoodie you said?

Speaker 1 (40:13):
It was that good? You have to wear a hoodie
and build bombs and mail them to people. I would
love if there was just magic carpet by the way,
I'm kidding, I would love that there was just magic
carpets around the city so that you sat down and
somebody would tell you a story. That bug.

Speaker 11 (40:29):
Great.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Stop thinking about that poopoo and my cob, all.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
Of these things that we're saying. I think about it
being implemented in New York City, and that buddy bench
is going to go south so fast as is nap
little magical carpet which will be infested by rats and
roaches and bugs.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Okay, someone needs to clean the rats, roaches and bugs
off of the magic carpet. The buddy bench will need
to be painted and clean.

Speaker 7 (40:53):
From time to guys, you remember tag when well was
catching kiss when I was a kid. You can't play
that anymore, but he tag. You know that was fun
in the schoolyard. Tag all the time with your friends.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Well then you know squid game. They had red light.

Speaker 5 (41:11):
Great game.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Oh my god, let's not do that anyway. So where's Abby?
You can help us out? Hey, Abby, how are you?

Speaker 9 (41:23):
Hello?

Speaker 22 (41:24):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Is your last name normal? No?

Speaker 19 (41:29):
Actually, but that was my Instagram name in middle school?

Speaker 11 (41:32):
Normal?

Speaker 22 (41:35):
Not so normal.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
We'll see.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Now we're intrigued, all right, So what do you think
we should be doing as adults that we always did
as kids?

Speaker 22 (41:45):
So the holiday parties, they had an elementary school, like
the Valentine Day party, the the Fall party, and the
Thanksgiving party, the Christmas party, but the Halloween party at
my elementary school, they had us put on our costume
and take a walk around the block and our parents
would line the sidewalks and take pictures of my cheer floor.

Speaker 7 (42:05):
That was the parade, the Halloween parade.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
We need that now they still do that. We actually
called them laugh not we call them coke parties. We'd
get together and we would drink sodas. Oh I knew
you guys would go there.

Speaker 7 (42:18):
By the way, I think the parties are like they
used to because nowadays they don't allow food in certain
schools and this, that and the other, and so oh
we're gonna do arts and crafts at the party.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
I don't know, no, right, Abby, uh duly noted fun
holiday parties. Thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 19 (42:38):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Have a great day, all right, Abby? Not so normal?
We love you? Yeah. I think can we bring back
dunce caps?

Speaker 5 (42:46):
I would love that. That would be so great it
on someone's head.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Yea, who in this room wearing a s.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
I want one, Froggy, I want one. We have a
stool in the corner and it's a pointed cap. This
is done. That's the ultimate bullying. What's that scary?

Speaker 18 (43:03):
I think we should have an office prom where everyone
would ask out somebody in the office and then we.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Actually do a formal HR is gonna love that for
the lord between you and you're dancing. I don't know what, Nate.
Remember you used to do like funny hat Day or
crazy Shame Day. You're doing it today, very fashion.

Speaker 7 (43:30):
Superhero Day, pajama Day. They still do it.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Yeah, yes, Scotty B. Can we bring back dangerous playground equipment?

Speaker 11 (43:39):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Teeter totters? Now, this is okay, I kid, you not
down in the Seaport District they have teeter totters for adults,
and so Alex and I got on one one day
and sure enough he got off and.

Speaker 13 (43:50):
I hit my ass on the ground. I just want
my kids to experience a merry go round. Every playground
used to have a merry go round, the teeter totter,
the big jungle gym that you could fall from.

Speaker 17 (44:00):
Don't don't forget the giant slide or you would go
down in your legs and your ass would get burned
to shreds.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
The rusted slide, the.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Rusted slide of death. You would just slide down and
there were shards that would get you like you always
had a tetanus shot when we.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Were all oh yeah wait.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
So you know growing up in Eerie, Pennsylvania, straight Nate
had a rusty swing set.

Speaker 14 (44:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
It wasn't stainless steel.

Speaker 10 (44:20):
So after like one rainstorm, it was all rust I'm
certain my brothers and I got Titanus like three hundred
times on that.

Speaker 13 (44:27):
You remember the ones when you would go forward and
the leg would come up out of the ground, and
then you would go yeah and the front leg would
come up out of the ground.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Yeah, ours was so jankity. We would try and swing
really hard because we were trying to rip this cement,
you know, the anchors out, So like the harder you
swung this, the whole swing set would swing with you.

Speaker 7 (44:45):
Did you jumping so high and then you would jump right.

Speaker 17 (44:49):
You always had your one arm like tucked out of
the swing and you would just launch yourself out.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
You guys in Eerie, Pennsylvania really knew how to swing.
We did go on swings. Let's go talk to Jenna. Hi, Jenna, Hi,
We're doing well.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Now, what do we want to bring back from our
childhood and reintroduce to our adulthood?

Speaker 19 (45:06):
Putting soap in people's mouth?

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Soap in mouth? My mother did that to me one time.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
Yeah, no, one time.

Speaker 19 (45:16):
My mom threatened that with me, and I had real
guts to say bar or liquid?

Speaker 8 (45:22):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (45:22):
No, which which one? Did you get? The bar or
the liquid? Soap?

Speaker 8 (45:27):
Bar?

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (45:28):
Bar?

Speaker 1 (45:29):
But think about what you're doing. You're actually putting soap
in someone's mouth.

Speaker 7 (45:33):
They can't be good.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Well, no, you're a mother. Did you ever see you?

Speaker 8 (45:37):
Never did?

Speaker 23 (45:39):
No?

Speaker 1 (45:40):
They none?

Speaker 7 (45:41):
I was.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
I didn't go to Catholic school, but nuns. Would they
take rulers out and start beating your hands to them? Nouns?
I hear these stories. They frightened me when I see them.
My father got hit for writing left handed. He did,
just smack it out of your hand with rulers.

Speaker 11 (45:58):
Put the.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Italian left means sinister. Yeah, it's terrible, awful, All right, Jenna,
thank you, soap and mouth. July, I'll edit to the list.

Speaker 7 (46:10):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Have a great day. What's the scholastic book fair.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
They do?

Speaker 1 (46:19):
I just figured out I'm hating adulthood.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
You know, it's terrible.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Over here you have the dance festival. Remember yodel, what
do you do?

Speaker 7 (46:33):
It had ribbons hanging from it and they taught you
would dance, and I think you were It was very special.
If your class got picked to dance the maypole, it's
a circle and.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Then you go in and out with you guys have
to wear tights.

Speaker 7 (46:45):
No ribbons would get all braided around the pole and
it was awesome. I guess the Bronx in Brooklyn we
did these things.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
All right, so there we could go on and on.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
We had one more. I think we should imp here
is a show.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
And as many as you want, Gandhi, what do you
want to add?

Speaker 5 (47:02):
We should do a talent show.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
A talent show, Yes, that could be fun.

Speaker 7 (47:08):
Who's gonna be the magician?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Can I be like I did in high school and
make out with a quarterback?

Speaker 7 (47:12):
Is that your talent?

Speaker 8 (47:13):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (47:14):
My god?

Speaker 9 (47:15):
Do it?

Speaker 5 (47:16):
Nate knows how to hide bodies. He's the closest to
I'm not gonna show you how to do that. Did
you guys have situpons?

Speaker 7 (47:22):
Scary situpons? So when we had like something outside, like
you know, the mayfair or whatever, your mom had to
make you a cushion out of paper bags and stuff
it with with you know, something soft, so that you
could sit on it outside. And they called it a citapon.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
She was a cushion.

Speaker 7 (47:39):
Okay, that's not It was better when your mother made
it for you.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Gosh, I'm gonna play hooky goodbye, go to the principal's
office right now. My mother gave me a tough it.
Oh my god, real.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
A very boogy household. Looking up in the bronx, they're
sitting on those what's Elvis sitting on? He's a lounging
on a toughet.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Elvis Duran. He just keeps opening his mouth in the
Morning show.

Speaker 15 (48:09):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durande, Elvis Duran, phones happen.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
You're gonna love this one, Dear Elvis Duran. I'm sixteen
years old. I love your show.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
I have my drivers permit, and my mom is very
strict about who I drive with and where I go.
I've been nothing but a good girl all my life,
but I think my mom would flip out if she
found out I borrowed my friend's car to meet my
friends down the shore for the day. So here's what
we'll do. Let's tell her I went for a car
and had a little accident and watch her go nuts.

(48:41):
Hope you liked the idea from Samantha. All right, here's
what we're gonna do. Samantha's going to start the call,
and then Danielle is going to play the part of
a crazy lady who owns a garden that Samantha plows across.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
All right, let's listen.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
In Goods Caroline, have you heard about it?

Speaker 18 (49:00):
Free checking?

Speaker 11 (49:00):
Hi?

Speaker 23 (49:01):
Sandy there, Please can you.

Speaker 19 (49:02):
Hold on one second?

Speaker 7 (49:03):
Sure?

Speaker 8 (49:04):
Hello?

Speaker 14 (49:05):
Mom?

Speaker 23 (49:05):
Yeah, I borrowed Josh's car and I got lost going
down to the beach and I crashed into someone's garden
and I was freaking out. She just ran into the
house to call the police.

Speaker 12 (49:15):
Sam, What what are you talking about?

Speaker 23 (49:17):
She's calling the police and I just want to go
call you first and tell you before they told where
are you? I chrish, I'm on the way to the beach.
I don't even know where I am.

Speaker 12 (49:25):
Mom, But you had to work at one. It's twelve o'clock.

Speaker 23 (49:27):
I know, but I don't have work. I lied to
you and I didn't know how to get there.

Speaker 12 (49:31):
He gave you lie to me.

Speaker 23 (49:33):
I'm sorry, Mom?

Speaker 22 (49:35):
Wow, what do you want me to do for you?

Speaker 12 (49:37):
Now, Sam, give me the lady on the phone.

Speaker 23 (49:39):
Okay, hold on, I'm going to get her. Hold on, mom,
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 12 (49:44):
You're an idiot.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
My mom is my mom?

Speaker 8 (49:48):
Hold on hello?

Speaker 12 (49:50):
Miss Yes, Okay, listen, I'm going to take care of this.
I'm her mom. Yeah, and I'm going to take care
of whatever just happened. I'm at work. I don't know
what's going on.

Speaker 7 (49:59):
If you can just I'll tell you what's going on.
We're in Asberry. I don't know what the hell she's thinking.
She crashed into my garden. I have tomatoes growing, I
have cartunias growing, I have cucumbers growing, and I don't
got anything anymore because she ruined it all.

Speaker 12 (50:12):
Okay, okay, give me your address, miss please.

Speaker 22 (50:15):
I'm going to call the cops.

Speaker 7 (50:16):
You do need to come down and get.

Speaker 12 (50:17):
Her, Okay, Miss listen, I'm gonna beg you now. My
daughter did a terrible thing. She's a really good girl.
She's a great student.

Speaker 7 (50:23):
She's not a good girl.

Speaker 12 (50:24):
Okay, but I'm going to take care of I really
would love if you didn't call the cops. I will
do anything you say.

Speaker 7 (50:29):
Well, how about you come over and you plant the
seeds for me.

Speaker 12 (50:32):
Miss I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
I'm asking.

Speaker 7 (50:35):
That's one way to resolve it.

Speaker 8 (50:37):
You I will do that.

Speaker 12 (50:38):
I'll make her do that.

Speaker 7 (50:40):
No, not make her do that.

Speaker 8 (50:41):
You do that.

Speaker 7 (50:42):
I have shovel and get over here.

Speaker 12 (50:45):
She made a big mistake. Did you do you have
any children?

Speaker 8 (50:47):
No?

Speaker 7 (50:48):
No, I don't have children for this reason.

Speaker 12 (50:50):
Okay, well I'm trying. I was trying to make it right.
But if you need to call the police, then you
do what you have to do. But I'm going to
call the police too.

Speaker 23 (50:58):
Oh, I really need She went in her house to
get sweatpants. She wants me to freaking plant her garden.
She'll just speed away. Now she's in her house.

Speaker 12 (51:05):
Get in that car and lock the door.

Speaker 23 (51:07):
But I have her phone.

Speaker 19 (51:08):
I have to take the phone on the floor.

Speaker 12 (51:09):
Getting your car.

Speaker 23 (51:10):
She wants me to go to shop right and file
her man.

Speaker 12 (51:12):
Get in the car and pull out of there. You
have lost everything that you've earned. You're not allowed out
for the next two years. I'd talk me is a
bad neighborhood. You're an idiot.

Speaker 23 (51:22):
Okay, I'm in the car.

Speaker 12 (51:23):
Okay, Now I want you to drive away from that house.

Speaker 23 (51:25):
It's not starting.

Speaker 12 (51:26):
Well, your car is not starting, it's smashed.

Speaker 23 (51:29):
Oh no's going on?

Speaker 12 (51:32):
Well, nine one one right now.

Speaker 23 (51:34):
Mom, Okay, she just wants to talk to you.

Speaker 19 (51:35):
She just came to the car.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
She's hello.

Speaker 7 (51:37):
Yes, listen, we can settle this if she just goes
to shop right and buys the seeds.

Speaker 12 (51:42):
I know she can't go to shop right. Just she's
calling nine one one.

Speaker 7 (51:46):
I'm gonna take it a shop right. She will buy it.

Speaker 12 (51:48):
You do not take her to shop right.

Speaker 7 (51:49):
She'll pick them up, she'll plan them. She'll be home
by dinner time.

Speaker 12 (51:53):
She is not getting in a car with a stranger.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
Not a stranger.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
She ran over my garden.

Speaker 7 (51:57):
We know each other.

Speaker 12 (51:58):
Well, now can I talk to her? Hold on, take
the phone, Samantha.

Speaker 7 (52:04):
Do not get in her car.

Speaker 23 (52:08):
Okay, I get it.

Speaker 11 (52:09):
But what do I do?

Speaker 12 (52:09):
You pulled nine one right now?

Speaker 23 (52:12):
Okay, you got that?

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Get the phone?

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Mom?

Speaker 7 (52:15):
What I got one more thing to tell you?

Speaker 8 (52:18):
You do it?

Speaker 7 (52:18):
It just phone tapped you.

Speaker 19 (52:20):
Oh my god, you're kidding.

Speaker 12 (52:24):
You.

Speaker 23 (52:25):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all the.

Speaker 15 (52:34):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning show.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Hey, I got an I got a very fascinating text earlier,
and I wanted to read it to you.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
I think we have the texture on the phone. Yes,
and Angie from Tampa, not her name, not where she's from.
U Hi, Angie? How are you yourself? Okay? You're okay
to go in there and talk, right, yeah, definitely Okay.
So your text said, Hey, I got a question for Elvis.

(53:08):
How do I know if my man is gay? Because
he does a lot of questionable things and now I'm concerned.
So I texted back to you, Well, it depends on
what those questionable things are. Do you want to do
you need to read them what you said, or you
wanted to go ahead and recite them yourself. That's something
so not to like.

Speaker 19 (53:28):
Harp on the stereotypes.

Speaker 11 (53:29):
But he loves.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Musicals, right, Okay, he loves musicals.

Speaker 19 (53:33):
He is attracted to trans women, and like the thing is,
there's beautiful trans women out there, but there's some that
kind of you know, you know, that's the one.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 19 (53:49):
He likes he likes those that clearly.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Looks like dudes, you know, okay with the wig.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
And you also say he likes button play.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Yes, there.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
We also say he's super clean, okay, he showers after,
he showers after, after he poops.

Speaker 19 (54:06):
Okay, well, yes, yes, and go ahead, likes a lot
of girly stuff, okay, Like what do you mean by that? Like,
I don't know. I can't explain it. If I have something,
he won't just say, baby, it looks good.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
He'd be like, you know, that's fire.

Speaker 19 (54:26):
I mean it's fine. I like it and even better.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Okay, all right, all right, well okay, first of all,
everything you said, I mean, I just there there's no
way to jump to conclusions that the guy is gay
in my opinion, I mean, you.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Know that's right.

Speaker 19 (54:46):
I mean, you're straight, mat.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Froggy loves loves butt play. I think if I was okay,
he does check a lot of boxes.

Speaker 23 (54:59):
Listen.

Speaker 19 (54:59):
I try attempting to play with him, but he just
never wants me to. And it's like, come on, I
want to be you know, I.

Speaker 8 (55:07):
Know I.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
And all I could say is you know a man,
and I love that.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
But I know.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
But but there are two things at play, guys, hold on,
there are two things at play here. Number one is
you know, whether what he's open minded to do in bed?

Speaker 1 (55:24):
But is he gay or not? And you're in a
relationship with him, and so you know, therefore you deserve
to know. I firmly believe. Yeah, well how long you
went with him?

Speaker 23 (55:34):
For?

Speaker 19 (55:34):
Ten year?

Speaker 11 (55:35):
Ten years?

Speaker 8 (55:36):
Right?

Speaker 2 (55:36):
All right?

Speaker 19 (55:37):
And I mean it's great, it's lovely. I have no complaints.
But I even gave him a hall pass. I'm like, hey,
you know, if you want to venture out, I'll give
you a hall pass.

Speaker 11 (55:44):
You know, does he gay?

Speaker 19 (55:47):
Bisexual?

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Does he keep secrets from you that you know of?
I mean, you know they're secrets, so maybe you don't know.
But is he away doing things? Sometimes you don't really
quite know where he is or what he's doing.

Speaker 19 (55:58):
No, he's usually on point, he's home if the thing
that really gives me is the music that he listens to,
Like he listens to K pop, which is fine, But again,
it's always like a gay man or a trans woman
who kind of looks like a man. I feel some
type of way because am I.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
I don't know, we don't know that, and it doesn't matter,
I know, but the thing is it all I'm just
I'm not thinking of him I'm thinking of you. I'm
thinking about what you want to get out of life,
and you know who you want to be a partner with.
How long you want to be with this person?

Speaker 4 (56:30):
You know, if you're in it for the long term,
then you you know, any situation you can adapt to
and he can adapt to.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
I get that. But as long as you're happy with that,
you know, does anyone here want to add to that?

Speaker 23 (56:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (56:42):
I have some questions. Okay, I'm not saying do this
at all. If you were to go through his phone,
would he freak out?

Speaker 23 (56:51):
He does get.

Speaker 19 (56:52):
Nervous, but I think it's because he's scared that I
might find double licks type things. I don't want to
say it.

Speaker 6 (56:59):
Through the radio.

Speaker 19 (57:00):
You know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Yeah, I know things like that the Hub.

Speaker 8 (57:05):
Okay, so I didn't know the Hub.

Speaker 19 (57:07):
I'm afraid of me finding the things that he likes
on the hub and I don't care. You know, very
free minded, enjoy.

Speaker 12 (57:12):
What you like.

Speaker 19 (57:13):
But I want to know it is not so for
one to not waste my time, and too, if he's bisexual,
even better, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (57:20):
But at this point, wouldn't you just kind of chalk
it up.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
Chalk it up to like, maybe he is bisexual. He's
with you, so he obviously likes women enough to be
with you for ten years. But maybe he's got some
other things on the side that he's interested in as well.
He just doesn't know how to tell you.

Speaker 19 (57:34):
Daniell, But I just want him to tell me.

Speaker 7 (57:37):
Have you ever come on I don't know if you
said this, have you ever come out and asked him?

Speaker 9 (57:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (57:42):
So, like like I said, I gave him a hall pass.
I'm like, hey, if you want to venture all, you know,
like it's okay, and he'll be like, bury, I'm not good.

Speaker 12 (57:50):
Okay, Maybe you know, maybe he's not.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
You know, here's the thing, you know, and this may
baffle some people. Maybe he's not. You know, we don't know.

Speaker 7 (57:59):
We thought my husband was gay where you did Elvis?
Remember I did I know?

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Until he didn't sleep with me. I'm like, okay, I know.
And he liked you.

Speaker 19 (58:07):
I don't want him cooking, and he.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Liked what is Shirley Bassie Shirley Bassy?

Speaker 7 (58:12):
And he liked Broadway musicals and all kinds of stuff.
But he he's not gay.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
But you know, it depends on how far you want
to push this thing if you need the answer, because
you need to move on. If there's an issue with
it for you, which there may not be, you, he
deserves you deserve an answer from him. Yeah, and it
can't be a babe, I'll give you a haull past
to go whatever it has to be a hate you know.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Look, I'm thinking about the red may ask you how
old you are?

Speaker 6 (58:40):
I'm thirty four, okay, thirty four?

Speaker 1 (58:43):
All right? What do you want for the future in
your life? Where do you see you in ten twenty years?
You know that kind of thing? Do you see you
being in the same type of relationship with him not
knowing for twenty more years? You need to ask yourself that,
and you need to let him know that this is
important to you. But if it's not important to you,
then just keep living.

Speaker 23 (58:58):
You know.

Speaker 11 (59:00):
I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
I don't know what else to say, you know.

Speaker 19 (59:02):
I think what plays into my mind is that I
don't want him to hold himself back. If he is,
I want him to be free and explore and try
it out. And if he don't like it, then whatever.
You know what I'm saying. But I think that's just
what it is like because he is kind of shy,
and he kind of refrains from a lot of things,
and I just want him to just be free, you know.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
You know, I love that. That says a lot. That
speaks volumes about you being concerned about him. And also
this is about you.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
If he isn't living a fulfilled life, then he may
be a little unhappy, you know, and you're gonna have
to be there to help sweep up the sweep it up,
you know. And so this is about both of you,
not just him.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
It's about you two plus.

Speaker 19 (59:45):
You don't want to be a prejuicist, so come.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
On, oh my god, And there's that start there. If
you offer that up and he's all about it, then
maybe that's a kid. Maybe it doesn't mean he's gay.
I mean he's gay, but it's a it's a it's

(01:00:08):
a clue.

Speaker 11 (01:00:09):
No, it's not eight years.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Out there.

Speaker 19 (01:00:14):
Yeah, like eight years ago we bought something to attempt
it and we still haven't used this. This she's been
collecting us have been so mad.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Well, it's a collect it's a collectors collectors item.

Speaker 11 (01:00:25):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Just because someone gets peck does not mean they're gay, period.
You can that is not enough. It's not that that
you need, but you need to know what he is
because it's what about what he wants in life too,
It's it's about what you want. To keep that in mind.
This is not all about him, it's about both of you.
It's about the two of you.

Speaker 19 (01:00:41):
Yeah, I think that, like guys are so afraid of
being labeled as gay when you know, like they are
a bisexual men out there too. Just because you're like
men doesn't mean you're strictly gay, Like it's okay to
be by. I think the best kind of man is
a bisexual man because not only is he sensitive like
a woman and understands a woman needs, but he's also masculine,
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Well not all of them are that way, but some
of them.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Yeah, I know some bisexual men who are not sensitive,
and I know some straight guys who are ultra sensitive.

Speaker 14 (01:01:08):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
It's hard to put a label on that. But look,
you deserve answers, and I hope you get them because
you you both deserve a great life, you both both
you and him, you know. And that's it. All the
best to you and thanks for reaching out to us.

Speaker 6 (01:01:22):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 19 (01:01:24):
I love every one of you. Gandhi you are such
an amazing addition to the morning show.

Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
You just made my day.

Speaker 11 (01:01:33):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
There you go, have a great day, Okay, Love you too,
Love you too. There you go. You know, everyone's going
through something, you know, and she's she's a lot of fun.
I think she wants too for the price of one.
If you ask me, she.

Speaker 7 (01:01:46):
Seems that you want him to be.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
The go for It could be absolutely yeah, she's very
clear about that. But sometimes you got to be very
careful what you wish for, you know, I don't know.
You know, you think about the person you're with, how
well do you know them? It may not be as
cut and dry as the little clues she's seen, Yeah,
but how well do you know them?

Speaker 19 (01:02:11):
I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
What if the person you're with in life has a great,
wonderful treasure chest and amazing things hidden behind that wall
that that you just don't know about. Yeah, things that
wouldn't make you want to break up with them or
look elsewhere. But it's just you know, that's their little
life that they want to live. You know, we all have,
we all have that little room in our hearts that

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we don't open for other people. That's not unusual, for sure.
It's not a bad thing always. Yeah, gandhi, what's up.

Speaker 5 (01:02:39):
I think the hard part about this is if he's not,
there's no way to ever prove that you are not something.
You can only ever prove that you are something, because
as long as you keep saying I'm not, another person
could always just be like, well, you're hiding it. If
you say you don't have this thing, maybe you hit
it somewhere else. It's really hard to prove a negative.
So it's all about trust in this case, and hopefully
they trust each other and often are comfortable with each

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other enough after ten years to get through this.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Well, I love it. Scary's curious. He's over there looking
up the word pegasus. Wow, it is what I thought
it was, by the way, Okay, all right, it can't
be anything else. Geez, well, a lot of people, a
lot of people wonder what what a peg is now,
you know, I.

Speaker 24 (01:03:19):
Look at every single day to you guys, Oh hello, lovers,
you just make my morning writer.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
I absolutely love your show.

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
Like, how amazing is that You're gonna get enough?

Speaker 7 (01:03:28):
Honestly, you've got a big one.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
And guys are hilarious. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:03:35):
on Whopper Wednesday. Terms of live is it bk dot
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Speaker 6 (01:03:57):
Going on away.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
Hey, I sent a DM to you earlier, Gandhi about
this story out of Arizona. Yes, they did a raid
at a popular bar, college bar. Did you see the numbers?

Speaker 8 (01:04:16):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
How many kids were arrested for you know, being underage
in the bar, having fake IDs?

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
I mean, do you have that distored in front of you.
It's kind of interesting.

Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
It says about fifty seven law enforcement officers conducted an
investigation that led to two hundred and forty nine arrests
of underage patrons for charges including, but not limited to,
possessing fake IDs, underage intoxication, and providing false information. So essentially,
this entire bar she got roped up.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Yeah, so I'm assuming the bar is in trouble as well.

Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 4 (01:04:51):
Okay, let's go back. Let's let's rewind a little bit.
Has anyone in this room ever had a fake ID?

Speaker 11 (01:04:56):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Yes, yes, yeah, so Daniel says no, Scary says yes, Gone,
says yes. I say yes. You know, I no surprise
at these answers at all, foggy. Did you ever have
a fake ID? I did not? Right, well, you didn't
need one if you're you know, growing up in Tampa
on radio, they could go into any bar and monet

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it didn't care exactly. So the numbers are astounding, over
two hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
We're talking about roughly two hundred and fifty kids in
the paddy wagon as I used to call it, and
driven downtown crazy. Did you see that stack of fake id's?
They had a mountain Yes, fake IDA?

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
So good now too?

Speaker 7 (01:05:38):
Yeah, you know they really do.

Speaker 8 (01:05:40):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
I tell you I had mine, and uh it looked real.
It was at the State of Texas. I remember going
downtown Dallas back when no one went downtown Dallas ever,
and I had my picture took and then they said, okay,
go to that door next right over there. We'll have
that ready for you to have a seat. We'll have
it ready for you in five minutes. Twenty five dollars.
I've got a fake ID.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
So, yeah, that's a lot of arrest. So as a
parent and your kids are away at school, you're like, oh,
dear God, I know little Jimmy was in that group.

Speaker 5 (01:06:12):
The comments under that story were what I found most fascinating,
because almost every single person was like, this is stupid,
this is a waste of resources. Make the legal drinking
age eighteen. I mean, like every single person was on
the side.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
Of these kids.

Speaker 7 (01:06:24):
It used to be eighteen, right, How long ago was
that back.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
In the day.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
I know, yeah, I remember I turned eighteen the legal
agent in Texas, and I think the month I turn eighteen,
they moved it to twenty one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
I'm like, a.

Speaker 17 (01:06:40):
Damn you, yeah, Froggy. When my son first got to college,
he had one, but I didn't know about it. Only
my wife knew because Lisa is obviously Lisa had many
fake id's, so Lisa knew he had when she was
fine with it. I'm more by the book and rule followers.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
I didn't know.

Speaker 17 (01:06:56):
So he's home and he has to take his wallet
out to do something and he's got as Zuri driver's license.
I'm like, you don't live in Missouri? Yeah, oh, but
he had to memorize all the information on it because
he said when you would show somebody they would say,
so what street dealer on And it was because it
was not where he lived. But yeah, his was actually
pretty good. You could not tell. It got taken a

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couple of times because it didn't swipe on the back.
When they went to swipe it, it didn't work, and
so it got taken a couple of times. You'd just
go get another one.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
A lot of people are texting in about chalking ideas
that I remember. I didn't have to have one printed.
They would take your license and they if you knew
someone who could chalk it, they would, you know, make
it appear to be the real deal. Oh wow, Yeah,
it's so funny interesting. I'm not saying it's funny. I'm
not sidy with these little cretans.

Speaker 7 (01:07:41):
I remember trying to get into a club in New
York City right before I turned twenty one, literally less
than like two weeks, and the guy at the door
was like no, and I'm like, but I'm twenty one
in two weeks. He's like, so come back in two weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
That bar in Tempee was not checking that coursely, no
does it. Celia have an ID story.

Speaker 5 (01:08:02):
Celia's fake ID story might be the craziest one of
all that I've ever heard. I don't think she's here yet.

Speaker 7 (01:08:07):
Oh, Celia's stories are crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
This is true. This one ended up whatever. So she
went to a Harry Styles concert and she wasn't old
enough to be drinking in the casino, so she had
a fake ID. She was able to get one drink
drink with it. When they tried to swipe her idea
on the second drink, they realized, oh, this is a
fake ID. But she was in this casino to see
Harry Styles and she had a VIP experience, so she

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had the wristbands and everything. As soon as they figured
it out, they grabbed her, started cutting off her wristbands
and basically placing her under arrest. So this is now
where the story gets funny, because she says she started
yelling and screaming, I'm gonna die if I can't see
Harry Styles, I'm going to die. But the next thing
you know, she's in the back of an ambulance, strapped

(01:08:50):
to the bed. So I said, now, Celia, did you
say I'm gonna die or did you say I'm going
to kill myself. She said, I don't know, it might
have been. It was one of them. So she ended
up getting fifty one to fifteen and put into a
mental hospital for a couple of days because of this incident.

Speaker 7 (01:09:06):
And she never saw Harry Styles.

Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
She never saw Harry Sauce. She said she saw him
on the gurney as she was being wheeled out.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
Oh my god, if something mean me. Harry Styles saw
her on the gurney as she threw all that. You
remember me?

Speaker 4 (01:09:19):
I met you before Harry was sort of anyway. So, yeah,
fake id's busted. Interesting, got a lot of phone calls
about this. Look at Rocky Line nineteen Rocky, Yeah, tell
me your fake ID story.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Did you have one when you were what fifteen? Fourteen
years old? How old were you? I was eighteen? Okay, okay.
In her twenty one year old world, you got to
get one when you're eighteen. So what happened?

Speaker 25 (01:09:46):
So I was down to college in a really really
small town and I met up with a guy and
he wanted to try to make fake id's, so thought'd
be cool. So we made some and gave him out
to people, and it was a ton of fun until
one day, about twenty five cops broke into my dorm,

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and to top it off, I had just spent time
with a girlfriend and we weren't very dressed very well.

Speaker 8 (01:10:14):
So she.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
Had to sit on the bed while I got carted
out handcuffs.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
In my underwear. Wow, Wow, that's kind of hot. Yeah.
How much trouble did you get in over this? Crazy?
It's got to be a felony.

Speaker 25 (01:10:31):
So the guy that actually was making the fake ideas
came out and told him it was his fault and
I didn't have anything to do with it besides delivering
a couple. So as long as I kept my record clean,
they took it off my record.

Speaker 11 (01:10:47):
Nothing ever happened.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Wow there?

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
How much? How much were you guys charging per id?

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
Thirty five bucks?

Speaker 11 (01:10:57):
Charge?

Speaker 7 (01:10:57):
College?

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
Answer card? It out in your underwear is the headline.
Did you ever see her?

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Did you ever see her again?

Speaker 8 (01:11:11):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:11:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 25 (01:11:11):
We dated all the way through college and then got
engaged but didn't work out.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
Hey, Rocky, a pleasure speaking with you. Thank you for
staying in touch with us. I appreciate it very much.

Speaker 11 (01:11:21):
Have a great day, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
Bill up in Albany. I don't know if he was
let out of his dorm room in his underwear. You're
in law enforcement and you've had to raid kids who
are actually printing up fake Id's right.

Speaker 26 (01:11:37):
That's absolutely correct. It's absolutely pure entertainment chaos.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
Okay, So give us a scenario like one of the raids.
What happened that you can't forget?

Speaker 26 (01:11:49):
We just typically go in and throw the lights on,
and the bug eyed look on all the kids. You
would think we were raiding them to arrest them for murder,
when really it's just a simple tick it, and they
just fly out any door, whether it's through the kitchen,
the back door, a window, whatever they can do to
get out, they do, And really we're just there to

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penalize the establishment, not really to hurt the kids, because
it's the establishment that's really doing something wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
But they think they're going to get arrested for murder,
and they don't want mom and dad to find out
because then that's the series.

Speaker 26 (01:12:26):
And they definitely don't want mom and dad to find
out that they're out on a Friday night getting cock
eyed at the college bar, which everyone we've all done
as a kid, as as the parents. But man, you
ask them their name their date of birth, and they
can't remember their name, they can't remember their day to birth.
It's just absolutely pure entertainment chaos that I wish everybody

(01:12:48):
could experience at some point because it's a great laugh.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
Yeah. I do not want to be a part of that.

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
Actually, I was at a club in Dallas when I
was much younger, and we were rated and I was
not partaking, but everyone and emptied their pockets on the
dance floor and ran and the dance floor was nothing
but pills.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
People were slipping and falling on pills. I mean, oh
my god. And and I've been part of both.

Speaker 26 (01:13:12):
Going in the front door the initial part of it,
and then we also have officers that will stand in
the back outside at the back door, and to see
that door come flying open and the looks on their
faces when they run into a wall of police officers
is absolutely it's pure entertainment.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
God, Bill, you're having way too much fun with us.
But I wish we could be a fly on the
wall to watch that. Hey, thank you for calling. I
appreciate it very much.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
Hey, it sounds good.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Thank you, Elvis, Thank you Bill. What's up? Nate would
use the penalty exactly. It is just a ticket, right.

Speaker 10 (01:13:46):
I remember running so many times because I had that
fake ID. I had I known, I would have just
taken my come up and.

Speaker 11 (01:13:55):
You come up.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:13:57):
So similarly, But several years later I had an issue
during the height of the pandemic. I was at a
club in Miami that was operating illegally.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
And we were in there and we knew it. We
knew it.

Speaker 27 (01:14:14):
At a quarter after twelve, the music stops, the light
goes on, the lights go on, and all these cops
raided the place and I'm screaming, like I'm nineteen years old.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Underage, drinking, get me out of here. And we ran,
We ran, We got the hell out of there.

Speaker 18 (01:14:30):
I never ran so fast in my life, but I
gotta tell you, I it reminded me of those days
and those police rates.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
On the end of rage. I don't know what you're
talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:14:38):
Brought COVID, you brought the South, the South Florida strain.
And also I love the fact Scaries says he ran
faster than ever in his life. It's still not very fast,
and you were still faster than the cops though.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Good for you. Yeah, we know you were out at
the clubs, the speakeasies. It felt like it felt like
it was a did we all know he was out party?

Speaker 7 (01:15:00):
Yeah, covid, But this is more proof that he's he's
the case.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
Number one.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Club said when you went and don't tell anybody. We
got to keep this one quiet.

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
Tell us you just got us all sick.

Speaker 7 (01:15:11):
Yep, he didn't care.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
This is tap and Great Briday.

Speaker 7 (01:15:17):
So you're listening to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
on Whopper Wednesday. Terms apply, visit bk dot com slash terms. Yes,

(01:15:41):
that's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Come with me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
Where around the road?

Speaker 12 (01:15:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Here we go, so excited. What's on the minds of
people in the room? Gandhi, we start with you. What
are you thinking about it?

Speaker 12 (01:15:56):
So?

Speaker 5 (01:15:57):
I don't really use Snapchat for anything except to take photo.
I'm not really much of a snap communicator. The other
day I took a picture because we've been dressing up
a lot, and I wanted to make sure that my
boobs were not in a weird place. So I took
a picture of just boobs much and through whatever I did,
it posted to my Snapchat story and I had no idea.

(01:16:17):
So I'm sitting there like, what are these notifications? And
I look and all these people are like heart eyeing
it and oh my god, yes, And I was like,
oh no, of course immediately, and I texted my friend.
I was like, why wouldn't you have told me that
that was up there? You just heart eyed it instead.
He's like, I don't know. I thought you were being
a thirst show. They thought you were just being you know, thirsty.

Speaker 11 (01:16:36):
It was not.

Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
Yeah, it was. I was like, oh, how long was it?
It was only like a half hour, but it was
long enough. Yeah, terrible, terrible, Be careful.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Well, we were all wondering.

Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
We wondered to say something, watch your boobs out there, everybody, all.

Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
Right, it's you know, last night at dinner, I noticed
several people at the table were using their cameras to
check out every square inch of their bodies.

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
Yes, self included. I did that too.

Speaker 4 (01:16:59):
You know, from now on, they should make it automatic.
If you check out your body it posts. Hey, uh,
producer Sam, what's on your mind?

Speaker 16 (01:17:07):
Okay, I need to know if anyone else has this
disease quote unquote, as Williams dubbed it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:13):
I can't fall asleep in my bed. I need to
fall asleep on the couch, take a short nap, and
then I can go to bed. Every night, I'm like,
I'm tired. He's like, all right, let's go to bed.

Speaker 8 (01:17:27):
I'm like, no.

Speaker 5 (01:17:28):
That means you have to turn on thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
Rock and shut off the light. Oh that's sad.

Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
I'm not great.

Speaker 7 (01:17:34):
How many times this Sheldon say to me? You just
missed the last ten minutes on the Oh yeah, sorry,
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
That's the point that people love the sound of the
TV and whatever to go to bed, but you're not.
You're going to couch.

Speaker 14 (01:17:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
No, I can get into bed with no TV and
go right to bed. Jealous? Am I a special person?

Speaker 8 (01:17:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:17:56):
Hey, Froggy, what's up with you today? I have the
strangest friends. Last night, it was thirty at night. A
friend of mine texts me, says, not sure how ambitious
you are, but there's some really good trash down the street.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Somebody had cleaned.

Speaker 17 (01:18:09):
Out their garage and put some good stuff out because
it's trash Day's coming.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
So they put it out. There were so many people
out in the street going through these people's trash at night. Yes,
and I did get some good stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
Good.

Speaker 5 (01:18:22):
What'd you get?

Speaker 17 (01:18:23):
I got a nice air purifier, the one where you
kind of plug it in. It sits and it spins
around the room, and it's like, yeah, air purifier. Yeah,
I got one of the.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
Way, but it has a pure air in it. Yeah,
not anymore. I'm gonna clean that Out'm gonna clean the
little filter. Good is new well.

Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
I used to pick up artwork on the side of
the street in Tribeca. I have a piece on the
wall stop and Alex is convinced it's cursed. It's bringing
curses in toyline, there's some weird backstory.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
Hey, scary, what's up with you?

Speaker 18 (01:18:50):
I saw this on Instagram and at first I thought
this woman was crazy, but then I'm like, wait, it
actually makes a lot of sense. She says that when
you get a slice of pizza, you should slip it
upside down and fold it that way so your taste
buds hit the cheese and sauce before the crust. Now,
of course you don't want the cheese to like fall

(01:19:10):
on the floor, but you know you have to wait,
so the cools off a little bit, turn it upside down,
fold it, and then bite into it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
It actually makes a lot of sense. I actually think
I want to try this next time.

Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
Elvis says this all the time, do you, Yeah, why
do you look.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
At us like that? I've never I've never heard you
say it. I don't or maybe I've never absorbed men
eat pizza.

Speaker 18 (01:19:33):
I've never you know what, I've never seen you eat
a slice of pizza in recent memory.

Speaker 5 (01:19:38):
Yeah, remember the conversations we've had about when you flip
things upside down, Even with burgers and stuff, the condiments
come in a different place. They hit your tastes, right,
But I never knew that you ate pizza that way.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Yeah, Oh that's awesome. Well, well, no, it's not awesome.
It actually does fall off sometimes. That's why we need
to be in zero gravity when we eat our pizza.
But do you do you and you enjoy it better
that way?

Speaker 12 (01:19:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Oh, okay, And with all the grease that all the
grease just goes like dripping off all over the play. Well,
sometimes when you fold it cheese in it, it wrings
the grease out as well. So huh. Sometimes people don't
even fold it.

Speaker 7 (01:20:14):
I don't fold it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
I just turn it upside down and eat it just
to eat it.

Speaker 7 (01:20:17):
I'm the weirdest person when it comes to eating pizza.
I eat it from the crust forward and I rip
the pieces. You do, really, yes, I do.

Speaker 5 (01:20:24):
It's very strange.

Speaker 11 (01:20:25):
That's however.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
You get into your pie hole. That's all that matters.
It's got to be long enough to fold it. Sometimes
it's not long enough to.

Speaker 8 (01:20:32):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
All right, straight and eight?

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
Remember when you used to.

Speaker 10 (01:20:36):
Go on the Internet and you find some website and
you'd spend hours on it, and yeah, you'd be like
Snopes and you would find all of these conspiracy theories
and things that you thought were true.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
God, he still goes always. I found one the other day,
the Bigfoot mapping project. Oh my god, where's Bigfoot being sighted?

Speaker 24 (01:20:54):
Now?

Speaker 10 (01:20:54):
Everywhere there's a map and there's icons of where Bigfoot
has been seen, and it's.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
Just a that he's been all over the world and
then be in some people's neighborhoods, like, and my question
is this, who's the person marking these things? You know
what I mean? Right, Like, who's the person saying, yeah,
I saw him at the corner of you know, fifty
third and fifth. There's somebody that's taking the time to go.

Speaker 10 (01:21:20):
To the Bigfoot Mapping Project and let everybody know that
they've seen bigfoot.

Speaker 4 (01:21:25):
They should you know what they should do. They should
put a big foot siding button on ways. Police officer
head bigfoot ahead and you see him like pulsating on
the screen.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
We're almost a bigfoot. I would go for that, all right?

Speaker 6 (01:21:44):
What is it again?

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
The Bigfoot Mapping Project? There's an app to It's just insane.
Let's all meet there later. Hey, our special guest, Scotti B.
What's going on? Scotty?

Speaker 23 (01:21:52):
Hey?

Speaker 13 (01:21:52):
You know mine has to do with ways, because I'm
wondering if I when I get older, if I'll be
like my dad, because I feel like old people refuse
to listen to technology.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
Ready like that pretty much? Okay?

Speaker 13 (01:22:04):
Well, my father was driving my daughter to the airport
the other day and she pulled up Ways and said, here, Papa,
this is the way to go, and it's like, Nope, nope,
I know a better way. I'm gonna take the Cross
Island and and she's like, please don't. And he did
not follow what it said on ways, and every turn
he took it went up another ten minutes, another ten minutes,
another ten minutes, and she's texting me and she's saying,

(01:22:25):
please tell him to go the way that ways says
he always knows a better way.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
And she wound up getting there with fifteen minutes to spare,
and she was crapping her pants because my dad would
not listen to the damn navigation.

Speaker 11 (01:22:35):
All.

Speaker 5 (01:22:35):
My dad doesn't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
Your dad did, So come on, Dick, Yes, Dick always
knows better.

Speaker 5 (01:22:43):
We're trying to do. We're trying to tell you that
there are different programs you can use to edit, and
you won't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
I'm not you learn that crap, but at least I
use it. But at least I use a program to edit. Well, No, Danielle,
finally you what's going on.

Speaker 7 (01:22:57):
My mom is a lot like Scotty's parents, But I'm
ever seen my mom get more excited when I changed
the screen on her phone. I know, Scotty, you always
do mine, but my mom ordered a new phone screen
on Amazon, and she didn't realize that, you know, we
could replace it and then the cracks wouldn't be there anymore.
So I replaced it for her. Oh my Danny, look

(01:23:19):
at how beautiful.

Speaker 5 (01:23:21):
It's so beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
It looks like a brand new phone.

Speaker 7 (01:23:24):
And then I changed the like the things that are
over the camera. Oh my god, that was I was
the savior that day.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
She was so excited.

Speaker 7 (01:23:33):
It's just the little things that make my mom happy.

Speaker 14 (01:23:36):
And I love that.

Speaker 7 (01:23:36):
So yeah, it's great, make your parents happy, just you know,
do something simple.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
And there we went around the room. Oh did you
hear about the guy that went on a Henge date?
Did you read this Gandhi? No, this guy went on
a hene date. Meets her own line, says, hey, meet
me out, let's go. Let's go. She shows up and
brings a friend to the date for dinner.

Speaker 5 (01:23:57):
Oh that's not cool.

Speaker 4 (01:23:59):
And the friends sat there across the table from the
date and ordered lobster and steak, both of them servant turf.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
Oh so what did he do? He dined and dashed.
He said, screw you. He just left him there. Oh
my god, And he felt bad.

Speaker 4 (01:24:22):
He called the manager of the restaurant and said, I
just want to let you know what happened. You know,
I was on a date, never met her before. She
brought a friend and they started ordering the most expensive
stuff on the menu.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
So I just left. So I just wanted to, you know,
let me know if you need to come back and pay.
He said, well, the bill was paid. They didn't pay it.
They found another guy in the restaurant. Can you imagine happened?

Speaker 12 (01:24:48):
What?

Speaker 6 (01:24:49):
Hold on?

Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
Hold on, scary, what this happened to you? Yes, I
was dating.

Speaker 18 (01:24:53):
I was on match dot com and I met someone
and we had some great conversations.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
We specifically explicitly said we were gonna meet for dinner,
the two of us, and she brought a friend to dinner, and.

Speaker 18 (01:25:05):
I'm like, look at this, these chowhounds are gonna eat
off of my die.

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
This sucks. And that was the first and only date.
But I'm like, I just got a hat, I got
used for dinner and that did you anyway, dish?

Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
You should have run out the door. You should have
gone to the manager and said, hey, I'm gonna pay
for my part of the bill.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
I'm out here. Yeah, I felt so stupid.

Speaker 7 (01:25:30):
Well, why couldn't you say to her, Hey, I'm gonna
pay for you because we're on a date. But I'm
not paying for her.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
That's a great question.

Speaker 18 (01:25:36):
But to me, someone you just you're freeloading. You're just
in it for the dinner at that point, and that's
not that's not cool. You didn't even give me any warning.

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
Hey, do me a favor, masterpiece theater? What do you have?
It's now time for us to act this out now,
Gandhi and Danielle. Danielle, I'm going on a date with you,
and I want you to invite Gandhi. Hey, this guy
invited me to dinner. It's now time for acted out theater. Okay,

(01:26:04):
all right, So hey Danielle, Uh never met you before.
I thought we could run down to the last remaining
red lobster and have a little dinner.

Speaker 7 (01:26:15):
Oh great, I love those biscuits.

Speaker 4 (01:26:17):
All right, Oh, you have another call coming in. Okay,
I'll meet you at dinner at seven o'clock.

Speaker 7 (01:26:20):
Okay, I'll see you there.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
Thanks. Okay, call comes through. It's Condy Gandhy.

Speaker 5 (01:26:25):
Hello, Hey, Danielle, what are you getting into today?

Speaker 14 (01:26:28):
So?

Speaker 7 (01:26:28):
I met this guy and he's a little suspicious and
he wants to take me to the Red Lobster and
I don't know, maybe I don't know, maybe have some money.
I don't I mean, not that we're going to Red Lobster.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
Probably doesn't have money.

Speaker 7 (01:26:40):
But I'm just saying, let's, you know, maybe we can
both go together and like, you know, get some food
out the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
What do you think?

Speaker 5 (01:26:45):
I think this sounds like a day full of surf
and turf. We should definitely go, I mean drinks.

Speaker 7 (01:26:51):
I have now no interest in this guy whatsoever. We'll
just take him for everything.

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
How about that? Okay? All right, okay, god, okay, time depends. Yes,
does this really happen?

Speaker 8 (01:27:02):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
Are there are there people out there that are so
slimy and crappy? Yeah, they would say, hey, come with me,
let's get some dinner out of this guy. How breaking
rude are you? People?

Speaker 7 (01:27:13):
You don't think single ladies?

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
Are single?

Speaker 7 (01:27:15):
People who are struggling, were like trying to beat you know,
try to get their next meal. Well they're hungry, yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:27:22):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:23):
But what was the term people would use if you
go on a date just to get free dinner? It's uh,
we used to use this whole the time.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
Ah uh dinner. Yeah, okay, to think it through now,
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:33):
But even if you do have money to bank you
do there are there are people that do this just
to kind of just scam people.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
And I hate people like that.

Speaker 5 (01:27:42):
I have so many friends that used to just swipe
for dinner. That's what they would say they were doing.
They're like, I don't know, I feel like I want
to have a nice dinner tonight, Let's.

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
Find a date.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
And did you think that was okay? Your friends did well?

Speaker 5 (01:27:52):
I used to laugh at them and call them trifling
all the time, because that's ridiculous. You can, I mean,
scamming somebody out of dinner acting like you want to
go on a date ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (01:28:01):
I'm scary when that that girl you met on whatever
showed up with a friend, you should have just said.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
No, yeah, I'm not doing this. I couldn't.

Speaker 18 (01:28:09):
It was already too late, and I was just too
much of a gentleman at the time that those that
was my get walked on.

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
Era.

Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
You're being a gentleman to people who are not being ladies.
That's my doormat, Era.

Speaker 5 (01:28:20):
And can you imagine if it was the other way around,
Like if I met up with some guy and he
brought another male friend with him. I would be uncomfortable
and feel unsafe in that scenario. Like what was happening here?

Speaker 1 (01:28:31):
I was so upset.

Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
Scary.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
Maybe those two maybe those two girls were working on
a three way for you.

Speaker 7 (01:28:41):
But scary, you said, this has happened before with other
things like concerts and stuff where the person used you
to get tickets.

Speaker 18 (01:28:47):
Right, Yeah, that's that's all old that's all like water
under the bridge, old school stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
I don't do that anymore. All right, well, here we go.
Let's let's just keep an eye out for that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:56):
If you show up at the restaurant and your date
you made online as someone else walk out the door,
say no, you deserve better than that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:04):
I mean, come on, yes, another week and here we.

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Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
Elvis. Terran in the Morning Show, So we.

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
Have this thing in here. Nate is the executive producer
of the show. He has an idea of what we
need to do, where we need to go whatever. Sometimes
he says he does whatever.

Speaker 10 (01:30:36):
I generally have an idea and then it gets thrown
out the window as soon as you open your mind.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
But anyway, ten points for trying. Yeah, so he does
keep us. He does keep us organized sometimes but sometimes
I'll need to ask a question, and he'll just interrupt
every single sentence I say.

Speaker 14 (01:30:51):
Do you hear it?

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
Don't you?

Speaker 5 (01:30:52):
I've witnessed it before.

Speaker 4 (01:30:53):
So I'm looking down here on this big old board
of buttons. So I was about to ask, scary, scary,
do we need to have these buttons up or down here?

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
And so here's what came out of my mouth. Hey, scary, dewet,
and that's all I said. Then he says, you gotta
be rolling on that, and I said, okay, hold on, Scary,
make sure those faders are It's what turns into that
five minutes of what I'm saying, we just didn't. I
don't mean to do it. But what I'm saying is

(01:31:21):
Germane and very important to the situation.

Speaker 5 (01:31:24):
Who Germaine the other are.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
You mentioning members of the Jacksonville What I'm saying is
very important.

Speaker 10 (01:31:32):
And sometimes I feel like I don't know if it's
playful Elvis or serious Elvis. So I don't know if
you're being playful, and I just have to be forceful
like I am now with my commentary.

Speaker 7 (01:31:42):
He does this all of us, though you do realize
sometimes he asked the question before and I think I
had a question about something that was coming up, and
I go, wait, wait, wait, is that live or we
recording it?

Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
I can't do that.

Speaker 7 (01:31:57):
I can't do this because three other people are talking.

Speaker 18 (01:31:59):
But it's so so as to defend Nate, thank you
Scary as a fellow producer. A producer's mind works differently.
First of all, it's working several different lanes at the
same time, so you need to kind of jump in
to head it off at the past so things don't spiral.
But you you also have to be anticipating what Elvis

(01:32:20):
is thinking. Yes, because Elvis said, that's the one thing
I love about you, Scary. The reason why we keep
you around here, he said to me years ago, the
reason why we came here because you are good at
anticipating what I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
So so that's what Nate was doing. Elvis, he was anticipating.

Speaker 11 (01:32:34):
No, he wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
That has nothing to do with what we're talking about. Nothing.
But he interrupted you because he was just gonna take
care of you. No, he interrupted me with something. He
had nothing to do with what I was talking about. Nothing, nothing.
I can't help you. Then, Bud, you're.

Speaker 8 (01:32:49):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
Okay? So what I'm gonna start doing is every time
Nate starts to say something, I'm just gonna interrupt like
he does.

Speaker 6 (01:32:56):
So I give up.

Speaker 1 (01:33:05):
You know, I used to be very good at my job.

Speaker 8 (01:33:09):
Up.

Speaker 4 (01:33:11):
What about Tito Jackson? What about Janet Michael Jackson? There's
so many Jackson's other than Jera Gerald. Now, oh, we
got Gerald Gerald Jackson? Is he one of the Jackson's?

Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
Hold on time? Let's get Gerald in here. Hello Gerald, Hello,
Oh my god. I've been wanting to talk to you
for quite some time.

Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
So you know, from time to time we talk about
Cheesecake Factory on our show and the menu that's two
hundred and fifty pages long.

Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
Yeah, yeah, I heard you.

Speaker 8 (01:33:38):
Guys mentioned that a while back, and uh, I used
to work at Cheesecake Factory.

Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
As a manager in San Diego.

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
Wow, so this is Cheesecake Factory Royalty. So what did
you do there? Were you a manager?

Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
Oh, dear God, tell us about the inner workings of
Cheesecake Factory. This is amazing.

Speaker 8 (01:33:55):
Well, what a lot of people don't know is because
the menu is so big, every months they actually have
a six to ten items that they take off the
menu and add new menu items.

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
On.

Speaker 8 (01:34:08):
So a lot of people don't realize it because, like
you said.

Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
The menu is so big.

Speaker 8 (01:34:12):
Yeah, one day you'll go in there and what you
love is there, and the next day you'll go in
there and it'll be gone.

Speaker 1 (01:34:19):
Why but doesn't that make people's people mad when they
walk in and their Jalapino Edda fritters are gone.

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
Well, sometimes it does make people mad.

Speaker 8 (01:34:28):
But if it happens, say it happens a couple of
days after we do the menu change and we still
have the ingredients, we'll still make it for them, but
then we'll let them know that the next time. The
next time you come in, it probably won't be here.

Speaker 7 (01:34:40):
That was my question. If I walk in and I
remember that I had those you know, cream cheese frittered
thingies on the menu, and I want them, and I go,
please make them, you're gonna say, Okay, I can still
make them.

Speaker 8 (01:34:51):
If we still have the ingredients, then yes, we'd make it.
If it's like two weeks afterwards, then we're gonna have
to be like, sorry, but don't.

Speaker 5 (01:34:58):
You hate us for doing that? Because Nate will walk
into restaurants and he asked them, what else you got
back there? Shouldn't you just order off of the menu.

Speaker 8 (01:35:07):
Well, it depends sometimes, Yeah, it depends on the person
and how they approach you about it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
You know, if they if they come at you nice,
then you'll see what you can do.

Speaker 8 (01:35:18):
But you know, you'll have those people that are like, hey,
I want it now, and then you just say, well,
you know what, I'm sorry, we.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
Don't have it this whether they never fed you something
different because you're in the jerk, where do you put
all that food? Was that your question?

Speaker 2 (01:35:35):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
So Danielle, like we wonder where do you good food?

Speaker 9 (01:35:39):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:35:39):
So people would think that because they're the menu is
so big, that the kitchen is ginormous, and there's just
huge walkings. But it's not really like that. There's probably
about five or six different walkings and one walking will
have your seafood, one will just be for your meat,
ones for your vegetables, and then you know you have

(01:36:01):
your cheesecake factory for the cheesecake freez.

Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
I love that. Where's the cheesecake walking down there? I'm walking,
I'm gonna get steps in. Yes, So cheesecake factory obviously
a very successful model in the restaurant industry, right, what
is it that makes it so successful in your opinion,
I think it's the.

Speaker 8 (01:36:23):
Fact that you can go there and by the time
you're finished reading the menu after two hours, you're going
to find something that you like.

Speaker 7 (01:36:30):
It does take that way. I have another question. Okay, Nate,
I'm trumping yours. What does it take for you to
put something back on the menu, Like, if if it's
something that's gone away, if enough people ask for it,
will you put it back?

Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:36:47):
How many people have to ask a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:36:53):
Change doctor petition? Okay? What about as a former manager,
is there something at your restaurant or at restaurants in
general that you would say, don't ever order.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
This Cheesecake Factory. No other restaurants I've been the manager of.

Speaker 1 (01:37:08):
Yes, go on, Okay, wait.

Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
Cheesecake Factory.

Speaker 8 (01:37:12):
Absolutely, I mean there, it's really top notch. I was
going to be a traveling manager and be able to
go to Brazil to help open up chefcake Factory in Rio,
but medical problems caused me not to be able to
do that. But Cheesecake Factory is top of the line,
Like it's it's really really good.

Speaker 4 (01:37:28):
Okay, we know you love Cheesecake Factory to the point
I'm going up for lunch today, Gerald, what do I
not order in a restaurant?

Speaker 1 (01:37:34):
Or should I be hesitant ordering? That's a hard question,
Come on, Gerald, Daghetti.

Speaker 4 (01:37:43):
I mean, is there a certain days for instance, I've
heard there are certain days of the week maybe you
shouldn't order fish.

Speaker 8 (01:37:49):
That's that's true, like if if you if you know
the shelf life of fish.

Speaker 11 (01:37:59):
Fish.

Speaker 8 (01:37:59):
I generally stay away from a lot of different restaurants
that aren't concentrated on jet seat food because it will
sit there. I've seen it sit there and you'll have
that questionable piece of salmon and someone goes, well, I
think we can still sell this, and then me as
the manager have to be like, no, I think you
should probably throw that away.

Speaker 1 (01:38:18):
We hope they do that.

Speaker 8 (01:38:20):
I heard if you pull it, if you pull, if
you pull out a piece of fish and it slides
out of your hand, you probably just want to throw
it away.

Speaker 5 (01:38:31):
Put some mail on that slimy fish's vomiting.

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
Now, what do you do when people vomit?

Speaker 2 (01:38:40):
Call the boys?

Speaker 8 (01:38:41):
Do you do? You do?

Speaker 4 (01:38:42):
You spread out sawdust on the floor like the janitor
at elementary school.

Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
Hold on, we don't have a lot of people throwing
up at the cheesecake factory.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
Don't have Mao there. Daniel will be the first, Yes, Nate,
she would, she would.

Speaker 8 (01:38:59):
She would not be a lot of places if she
knew how much Mayo was in.

Speaker 10 (01:39:05):
Yes, you mean to tell me, as the manager of
the cheesecake factory, you changed one menu item. You have
to reprint all of those menus that are the size
of Gutenberg Bibles.

Speaker 8 (01:39:17):
Well, yeah, every six months.

Speaker 1 (01:39:19):
But aren't they the same?

Speaker 4 (01:39:20):
Are cheesecake factory menus uniform across the country and around
the world, or at least across the country.

Speaker 8 (01:39:26):
Yes, and well at least across the country.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
Yes, yeah, Okay, there'll be a couple or.

Speaker 8 (01:39:33):
Like, like if you have a cheesecake factory looks up
in like Maine or something like that, they'll concentrate more
on the seafood part of it. But most likely most
of the time they're just all the same. You got
to keep them the same. You can't have three restaurants
change in every six months to these things and these
it'll be chaos. Okay, question, And it's already chaos because

(01:39:54):
the menu so big.

Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
I can't imagine it's chaos. But we love the selection Okay,
last question.

Speaker 4 (01:39:59):
Okay, you you talked about a cheesecake factory that you
almost worked, uh in Brazil?

Speaker 1 (01:40:05):
Do they have cheesecake factories in Italy? In Italy? Let's
start with Italy.

Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (01:40:12):
Oh god, okay, people, no offense. If you go to
Italy and go to cheesecake factory, do not.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
Tell me Italy.

Speaker 7 (01:40:20):
It might be a cool thing to do if you're
if you're actually a person who lives there, not a tourist.

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
No, it won't no offense. You don't have any cheesecake
factories in Italy? Oh thank god. It's like it's like
going to Olive Garden here. Don't do that.

Speaker 7 (01:40:37):
What do you think of Olive Gerald Anyway?

Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
My daughter loves all of it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
I know, I know there are a lot of people
that love all of that, and I just want I
just go.

Speaker 8 (01:40:47):
For the bread sticks.

Speaker 14 (01:40:48):
I know.

Speaker 7 (01:40:49):
Didn't they say they're limiting the breadsticks now to people.

Speaker 1 (01:40:51):
Yes, now there's two per order per person, even though
it's more.

Speaker 3 (01:40:57):
Than we need.

Speaker 8 (01:40:57):
How the mighty going to Texas Roadhouse and tell you
can only take one roll home there?

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
You got to check rownhouse. These people making me bad? Hey, Jerald,
this has been by the way, just for the record
ERLD Cheesecake Factory not a sponsor of ours. No one's
paying us to do this, but talking to you has
been very, very eye opening and we appreciate that very much.

Speaker 2 (01:41:16):
Gerald.

Speaker 8 (01:41:17):
Oh, thanks that it was great talking to you guys too.

Speaker 1 (01:41:19):
Have a beautiful day. Thanks for listening to us you too.

Speaker 7 (01:41:22):
Next up the guy that runs Applebee's.

Speaker 1 (01:41:25):
Oh my god, it can't wait. I'm sorry? Was that funny?

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Speaker 3 (01:41:53):
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Speaker 1 (01:41:57):
So as walking through the living room, interesting conversation going
on which made Diamond, our friend Nick and of course Sam.
The question is how soon is too soon to say
I love you?

Speaker 3 (01:42:08):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
Look, you know what. In my opinion, it's it's it's
a game. It's it's it's a game.

Speaker 4 (01:42:13):
You've got to be careful like if you say it
too early, then they look at you like, oh, you're
so cling.

Speaker 7 (01:42:18):
You don't want to look like you brought the U
haul right away exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:42:22):
So okay, so Diamond, yes, Hi. So the consensus out
there with you and Sam and that Nick Guy.

Speaker 3 (01:42:30):
Nick guy is what?

Speaker 5 (01:42:31):
Well, Nick and I don't agree.

Speaker 14 (01:42:33):
We got into a really big argument maybe a week
or two ago about this because he is in love
with his new girlfriend, but he won't tell her because
he's nervous and he thinks that it's too soon.

Speaker 3 (01:42:43):
They've been dating for four months and I.

Speaker 1 (01:42:45):
Nick is straight.

Speaker 16 (01:42:49):
Revelation, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:42:50):
Well okay, good for him, Yeah, so good time. So
he's afraid he's afraid to say I love you too soon?

Speaker 11 (01:42:56):
Yes?

Speaker 14 (01:42:56):
And my I agree point of view is whoa really?
I just think that like, when you feel like you
love someone, you need.

Speaker 5 (01:43:03):
To tell them. Life is short.

Speaker 14 (01:43:05):
You never know what could happen to you or another person,
and if you feel it, then just jump right on
out there.

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
But what if you feel you quote unquote love them
within like hours of meeting them, would you say it?

Speaker 8 (01:43:17):
Then?

Speaker 5 (01:43:17):
I've heard of people doing that.

Speaker 14 (01:43:18):
I wouldn't be against it if you feel it like
I feel like at this big age, we all know
what love feels like, right, So like, okay, great, you
felt it before and it's like strong like that.

Speaker 4 (01:43:27):
The thing is also, here's the thing through experience, you
know what, You hang out with someone and then things
turn south and things aren't good because you feel like
they're clinging too fast.

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
You've been hurt before, so you want to take your time.

Speaker 4 (01:43:41):
Keep in mind, you need to take your time sometimes
just to make sure it's a solid thing as a foundation.
If I just like you're great, I love you, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:43:51):
Kind of fast, okay.

Speaker 14 (01:43:53):
So the thing about that is is like whether you
say it or not, if you feel that way, you
feel that way, right. So like if it's that strong,
I'm not talking about like little frivolous like puppy love
thing like oh cute, I love you. No, Like if
he he was like really going in he's in love
with this girl, full force foot on the gas.

Speaker 4 (01:44:15):
Wouldn't you be afraid to say I love you to
someone until you know that they're ready. They need to
be ready for that being so quiet?

Speaker 23 (01:44:23):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:44:24):
I actually was totally on Diamond's side with this. When
they asked me, I said, I don't think there's ever
a time that's too soon. If you feel it, you
feel it. Life is short. People die, like things happen,
And what if you love this person they get hit
by a car and you never said it. You want
to carry that with you forever or risk them thinking you're.

Speaker 7 (01:44:38):
An idiot, I don't care, like whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
What you gotta be confident of that I love you return.
You got to know that they're going to say I
love you back. A friend of mine was in love
with this girl. They were dating for three months. He goes,
I love you. She responds with, I want to break
up A true story.

Speaker 7 (01:44:56):
Yeah that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:44:57):
She wasn't ready for it, Yeah, and then he screwed
up the relations. Had he waited a couple of months,
maybe she would have returned. A ship is a two
way thing. You'd need to be on the same planet.
You need to be in the same lane, Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:45:08):
But then if you're not, why not figure that out
sooner than later. If somebody doesn't love you back and
they don't feel the same way, and you're willing to
break up with a person because they said I love
you and you don't love them back, maybe that wasn't
the relationship anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:45:21):
Well, it could have been on the way to that relationship.

Speaker 5 (01:45:24):
Yeah, but then why would they break up with you?

Speaker 1 (01:45:26):
Sam what?

Speaker 16 (01:45:26):
I just don't understand why Nate's saying you both have
to be there on the same day for one of
you to express it. I said it to William when
I felt it, and he didn't say it for another
two months, and we were both totally fine with that.
He was worried about me because he said, I'm just
I'm not ready to say it yet, and he thought
I was going to break up with him because of that.

Speaker 5 (01:45:44):
I'm like, I was just expressing where I was.

Speaker 23 (01:45:46):
I know it.

Speaker 5 (01:45:47):
That's okay.

Speaker 16 (01:45:48):
If you don't want to break up, that actually says
more to me than if you lied and said I
love you back even though you weren't ready.

Speaker 7 (01:45:54):
But you can handle that. I don't know if everybody
could handle it. I don't think Nate could handle that.

Speaker 11 (01:45:59):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:46:00):
Scary, scary, scary, scary scary. How long have you and
Robin been together? Over ten years? He has yet to
say I love you?

Speaker 7 (01:46:06):
Come on, that's not true.

Speaker 18 (01:46:10):
It took me a solid two years to actually say it.
I just feel that it's not an exact science. But
you're under a certain age and maturity level. She's not
gonna be able to handle it because she may just
be living her best life. She may not want to
hear that, no matter how much she likes him best.

Speaker 1 (01:46:24):
Yeah, frog what There's a big difference in love you
and I love you? Yes, completely different things.

Speaker 17 (01:46:31):
And that's the thing is that you can you can
almost test the waters with a little love you and
see what, see what the response is.

Speaker 1 (01:46:36):
Before you drop the full I love you, you have
to follow it with mean it, Yeah, love you, mean it.

Speaker 7 (01:46:41):
My favorite is when you're watching a movie and you
they fall asleep in the bed and the guy goes
in the middle of the night and then she's like,
what do you say?

Speaker 12 (01:46:50):
What is it?

Speaker 7 (01:46:50):
And then she's like freaking out. Either she wants to
leave or she's like, say it again?

Speaker 23 (01:46:54):
What did you say?

Speaker 14 (01:46:55):
Say it again?

Speaker 1 (01:46:56):
Hey? Brian, Brian, is that you? So you said it?
After how long with them?

Speaker 2 (01:47:04):
It was three weeks?

Speaker 1 (01:47:05):
Actually, see three weeks?

Speaker 4 (01:47:07):
I mean, look, who are we to judge? We don't
know what your experiences were during those three weeks.

Speaker 24 (01:47:12):
I had actually already been at that point, I had
been married twice.

Speaker 1 (01:47:17):
And you can be married fifty times. You can still
love someone no problem. I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:47:24):
It was great.

Speaker 2 (01:47:25):
There was three weeks.

Speaker 24 (01:47:26):
Everything was just everything fit, everything was right. And we've
been together for seven years. We have two kids together.

Speaker 2 (01:47:32):
It's great.

Speaker 4 (01:47:32):
See the difference between me and Gandhi is I'm sensitive
to the other person's needs. Oh, it's all about her.
It's all about her expressing her love.

Speaker 5 (01:47:43):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:47:44):
I love you.

Speaker 5 (01:47:45):
I don't care if you love me back.

Speaker 3 (01:47:46):
I love you.

Speaker 2 (01:47:50):
Pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:47:51):
What's that, Brian?

Speaker 24 (01:47:52):
I said, that's the approach you have to take, though,
because you got to put yourself out there. You don't
put yourself out there. You never know. More risks you take, yes,
the more, the more failures you have, the more misty dates,
the more experiences.

Speaker 1 (01:48:03):
What she just said was, I don't care what you think.
I'm going to tell you what I think. I love you.

Speaker 7 (01:48:06):
Yeah, you to love me back.

Speaker 5 (01:48:08):
I'm not saying it to get the I love you back.
I'm saying it because I love you.

Speaker 7 (01:48:13):
But you could say it in a way where you're
kind of like dangling the carrot, like you go, I
don't know about you, but do you feel this because
this is just I've never felt this before.

Speaker 2 (01:48:23):
I feel like.

Speaker 24 (01:48:24):
That's the way people do it when they're like really
insecure about their relationship because they're not sure if they're
going to get it back.

Speaker 7 (01:48:29):
Yeah, I agree, but it's a way to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:48:31):
It's a way to get in a bust through that door,
like the kooid man.

Speaker 1 (01:48:37):
Yeah, all right, I love you, Brian, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:48:43):
I love you.

Speaker 1 (01:48:44):
I love you, Brian.

Speaker 2 (01:48:44):
We've only we've.

Speaker 1 (01:48:46):
Only known each other sixty seconds, but I think I
love you. Let me talk to Amanda. Amanda makes some
sense out of this. So how long did it take
for you to say I love you?

Speaker 19 (01:48:59):
My boyfriend and I my ex boyfriend and I. We
both said it to one another in about one day?

Speaker 6 (01:49:04):
Twenty four hours again that was your.

Speaker 1 (01:49:06):
Ex boyfriend, Yes, twenty four hours.

Speaker 19 (01:49:13):
We're together for a while there.

Speaker 7 (01:49:15):
Yeah, how long were you together?

Speaker 1 (01:49:16):
She said? Twenty four hours?

Speaker 7 (01:49:18):
Eight years after after that, after the I love you, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:49:24):
We're together for a while, mostly happily, mostly happily.

Speaker 5 (01:49:30):
I say, you have to go for it, all right,
jump in.

Speaker 1 (01:49:34):
You're good for all of you guys.

Speaker 19 (01:49:39):
I also think it does depend you have to you.
I think, you know, if that other person's feeling it,
you hope?

Speaker 1 (01:49:47):
So yeah, I mean you're rolling the do you're rolling
the dice here.

Speaker 7 (01:49:51):
I still think you should do it.

Speaker 19 (01:49:52):
I still think go for it.

Speaker 8 (01:49:54):
I think, like Dandy.

Speaker 3 (01:49:55):
Said, we never know, all right, you never know?

Speaker 1 (01:49:59):
Thank you, Amanda.

Speaker 7 (01:50:00):
Are you and Brandon say it?

Speaker 3 (01:50:00):
Really early?

Speaker 7 (01:50:01):
He said it.

Speaker 5 (01:50:02):
I think it was like three or four months in
and he texted it to me and I wrote back
what he said. He said, testing.

Speaker 3 (01:50:13):
I love you too.

Speaker 1 (01:50:14):
Oh that's so sweet. Look I love love. Don't get
me wrong. I'm a love lover. I love it.

Speaker 15 (01:50:20):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phones happen.

Speaker 1 (01:50:25):
You're gonna love this one, Dear Elvis Duran. I'm sixteen
years old. I love your show.

Speaker 4 (01:50:30):
I have my drivers permit and my mom is very
strict about who I drive with and where I go.
I've been nothing but a good girl all my life.
But I think my mom would flip out if you
found out I borrowed my friend's car to meet my
friends down the shore for the day.

Speaker 1 (01:50:47):
So here's what we'll do.

Speaker 4 (01:50:48):
Let's tell her I went for a car and had
a little accident and watch her go nuts. Hope you
liked the idea from Samantha. All right, here's what we're
gonna do. Samantha's going to start to call and then
Danielle is going to play the part of a crazy
lady who owns a garden the Samantha plows across.

Speaker 1 (01:51:05):
All right, let's listen in Good afternoon, Rob Bank, missus Caroline,
have you heard about our free checking?

Speaker 23 (01:51:11):
Hi you Sandy there?

Speaker 1 (01:51:12):
Please?

Speaker 19 (01:51:13):
Can you hold on one second?

Speaker 7 (01:51:14):
Sure?

Speaker 8 (01:51:15):
Hello?

Speaker 11 (01:51:16):
Mom?

Speaker 23 (01:51:16):
Yeah, I borrowed Josh's car and I got lost going
down to the beach and I crashed into someone's garden
and I'm freaking out. She just ran into a house
called the police.

Speaker 12 (01:51:26):
Sam, What what are you talking about?

Speaker 23 (01:51:28):
She's calling the police And I just wanted to call
you first and tell you before they told where are you?
Christ I'm on the way to the beach. I don't
even know where I am, Mom.

Speaker 12 (01:51:36):
But you had to work at one. It's twelve o'clock,
I know, but.

Speaker 23 (01:51:39):
I don't have work. I lied to you and I
didn't know how to get there, and he gave you
lie to me. I'm sorry, Mom.

Speaker 22 (01:51:46):
Wow, what do you want me to do for you?

Speaker 11 (01:51:48):
Now?

Speaker 12 (01:51:48):
Sam? Give me the lady on the phone.

Speaker 23 (01:51:50):
Okay, hold on, I'm going to get her.

Speaker 9 (01:51:52):
Hold on.

Speaker 8 (01:51:53):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 12 (01:51:55):
You're an idiot.

Speaker 5 (01:51:58):
My mom is my mom?

Speaker 8 (01:51:59):
Hold on?

Speaker 3 (01:52:00):
Hello?

Speaker 12 (01:52:01):
Miss Yes, Okay, listen, I'm going to take care of this.
I'm her mom. Yeah, and I'm going to take care
of whatever just happened.

Speaker 19 (01:52:08):
I'm at work.

Speaker 12 (01:52:09):
I don't know what's going on. If you can just.

Speaker 7 (01:52:10):
Yeah, I'll tell you what's going on. We're in Asberry.
I don't know what the hell she's thinking. She crashed
into my garden. I have tomatoes growing, I have cartunia's growing,
I have cucumbers growing. And I don't got anything anymore
because she ruined it all.

Speaker 12 (01:52:23):
Okay, okay, give me your address. Miss please, I'm gonna
call the cops.

Speaker 7 (01:52:27):
You don't need to come down and get her.

Speaker 12 (01:52:28):
Okay, Miss listen, I'm gonna beg you now. My daughter
did a terrible thing. She's a really good girl. She's
a great student.

Speaker 7 (01:52:34):
She's not a good girl.

Speaker 12 (01:52:35):
Okay, but I'm going to take care of I really
would love if you didn't call the cops. I will
do anything you say.

Speaker 7 (01:52:40):
Well, how about you come over and you plant the
seeds for me?

Speaker 23 (01:52:43):
Miss?

Speaker 12 (01:52:44):
I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 7 (01:52:45):
I'm asking that's one way to resolve it.

Speaker 12 (01:52:48):
You almost I will do that. I'll make her do that.

Speaker 7 (01:52:51):
No, not make her do that. You do that by
shovel and get over here.

Speaker 12 (01:52:55):
She made a big mistake. Did you do you have
any children?

Speaker 11 (01:52:58):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:52:59):
No, I don't have child and for this reason.

Speaker 12 (01:53:01):
Okay, well I'm trying. I was trying to make it right.
But if you need to call the police, then you
do what you have to do. But I I I'm
gonna call the police too.

Speaker 6 (01:53:09):
Oh, I really need to.

Speaker 23 (01:53:10):
She went into her house to get sweatpants. She wants
me to freaking plant her garden. She just speed away.
Now she's in her house.

Speaker 12 (01:53:16):
Get in that car and lock the door.

Speaker 23 (01:53:18):
But I have her phone.

Speaker 19 (01:53:19):
I have to pone on the floor.

Speaker 5 (01:53:20):
Get in your car.

Speaker 23 (01:53:21):
She wants me to go to shop right and file
her man.

Speaker 12 (01:53:23):
Get in the car and pull out of there. You
have lost everything that you've earned. You're not allowed out
for the next two years. I'd talking is a bad neighborhood.
You're an idiot.

Speaker 23 (01:53:33):
Okay, I'm in the car.

Speaker 12 (01:53:34):
Okay, Now I want you to drive away from that house.

Speaker 23 (01:53:36):
It's not starting.

Speaker 12 (01:53:37):
Well, your car is not starting. It's smashed.

Speaker 23 (01:53:40):
Oh no, that's going on.

Speaker 12 (01:53:42):
What holl nine one one right now?

Speaker 19 (01:53:45):
Mom?

Speaker 23 (01:53:45):
Okay, she just want to talk to you. She just
came to the car.

Speaker 19 (01:53:47):
She's hello.

Speaker 7 (01:53:48):
Yes, listen, we can settle this if she just goes
to shop right and buys the seeds.

Speaker 5 (01:53:53):
I know she can't go to shop right.

Speaker 12 (01:53:55):
Just she's calling nine one one.

Speaker 7 (01:53:57):
I'm gonna take it a shop right, she will buy it.

Speaker 12 (01:53:59):
Do not take her to stop right.

Speaker 7 (01:54:00):
She'll pick them up, she'll plant them. She'll be home
by dinner time.

Speaker 12 (01:54:04):
She is not getting in a car with a stranger.

Speaker 7 (01:54:06):
And a stranger she ran over my garden.

Speaker 3 (01:54:08):
We know each other.

Speaker 12 (01:54:08):
Well, Now can I talk to her?

Speaker 5 (01:54:10):
Hold on, take the phone, Samantha.

Speaker 1 (01:54:15):
Do not get in her card?

Speaker 23 (01:54:19):
Okay, I get it.

Speaker 8 (01:54:20):
But what do I do?

Speaker 12 (01:54:20):
You called nine one one right now?

Speaker 23 (01:54:23):
Okay, you got that?

Speaker 7 (01:54:25):
Get the phone, mom? What I got one more thing
to tell you? You doing to just phone tapped you?

Speaker 12 (01:54:31):
Oh my god, you're kidding.

Speaker 19 (01:54:35):
You.

Speaker 6 (01:54:36):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:54:38):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 1 (01:54:41):
This phone tab was pre recorded permission granted by all
Her Space.

Speaker 15 (01:54:45):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:54:57):
Elvis, Dan, Elvis d Wren and then show.

Speaker 1 (01:55:01):
Okay, so do you ever go to YouTube to watch
videos to teach you how to do things?

Speaker 26 (01:55:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:55:06):
Yes I do, Gandhi last time you went to YouTube
to a learn something? What did you go for?

Speaker 5 (01:55:11):
I needed to fix the garbage disposal?

Speaker 11 (01:55:14):
Oh really?

Speaker 1 (01:55:15):
Yes? I taught you how to use that key to
turn it or put your hand down?

Speaker 5 (01:55:18):
Did I knew that there was something going on underneath?
It was like a switch or a key or it
was something and I had my head under there couldn't
figure it out. So I was like, you know what
YouTube is going to get me through?

Speaker 4 (01:55:27):
I will tell you one of the scariest things in
the world in life is putting your hand down into
the garbage disposal.

Speaker 1 (01:55:33):
Oh yeah, I didn't do that usually. Please you look around.
I make sure no one is near the button. Yes,
I wonder what that would feel like.

Speaker 7 (01:55:40):
It won't even let me have one at home because
they don't trust me. Oh yeah, How can you not
be trusted with a garbage I said, I think we
need a garbage of sols on My husband's like, yeah,
not you.

Speaker 2 (01:55:51):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:55:51):
So what did you learn on the YouTube?

Speaker 7 (01:55:53):
So the other day I decided to clean my freezer out.
So I took apart all the bins from the bottom
of the freezer, and I couldn't get them back in.
So I looked it up on YouTube and I still
couldn't figure it out. So I sat on the floor
crying in a pull of tears that what is wrong
with me? This is the dumbest thing I've ever done?
Why did I do this?

Speaker 8 (01:56:12):
See?

Speaker 1 (01:56:12):
You know the thing is you watch those videos and
in ninety seconds they get it done. For me, doesn't
take that long in real life. For me, it was
trying to learn how to tie a bow tie and
I was there for hours, never could figure it out.
A coordinate was what we love. My god.

Speaker 10 (01:56:28):
I was trying to pair the built in garage door
opener in my car. A lot of people have these
to the garage door opener signal in my garage. That
should be easy. The video one minute and thirty seconds
right right there. See, yes, yes, you know how long
I was there? Two and a half hours?

Speaker 1 (01:56:47):
Are you kidding, Nate?

Speaker 17 (01:56:49):
You gotta get out of the car, you gotta get
a ladder, you gotta press the lean button.

Speaker 1 (01:56:52):
I got to the car. Oh yes, my.

Speaker 10 (01:56:53):
Neighbor came over. At some point he goes, what's going on?
This garage door keeps going up and down? I see
you with the ladder the cars run inside. Are you
gonna do something stupid?

Speaker 1 (01:57:02):
I'm like, I mightn't just put the button on the visor. No,
it's built in. It's a built in homework. You have
to use that.

Speaker 7 (01:57:11):
You know what else sucks and Gandhi when you want
to use a straightening iron to make curls and they
have atorial.

Speaker 5 (01:57:18):
I'm like, this is bull I'm gonna burn my hair
off before I can figure this out here because it
does make up tutorials.

Speaker 7 (01:57:25):
Nope, nope.

Speaker 5 (01:57:26):
I leave the house after I try exactly what I
saw in the video. I did the exact same thing,
and I look like a dog that had my head
out the window the whole time.

Speaker 1 (01:57:34):
I don't know what happened.

Speaker 8 (01:57:37):
Dog.

Speaker 18 (01:57:39):
I have these Phillips smart bulb lights, and I spent
an entire Sunday watching YouTube videos on how to make
this one light stop flickering. So you have to disconnect
the mult from the hub, and then you gotta make
them talk to each other again. Let me tell you something.
By the time I got that one light to go
back on. Two other ones went out, Yeah, ye hi cam,

(01:58:00):
how are you good?

Speaker 13 (01:58:02):
Are you?

Speaker 19 (01:58:03):
I'm so sad the radio well.

Speaker 4 (01:58:05):
As we are excited to speak with you. So did
you actually had a fail or a win when you
learned how to do something on YouTube?

Speaker 23 (01:58:12):
A total win?

Speaker 22 (01:58:14):
So I got a free TV from a family member,
but the smart part of the TV didn't work.

Speaker 7 (01:58:21):
And actually getting it all like the fire stick wouldn't work.
You couldn't do it.

Speaker 5 (01:58:26):
I was like totally frustrated.

Speaker 16 (01:58:28):
I went on YouTube.

Speaker 23 (01:58:28):
I figured out how to open up.

Speaker 22 (01:58:30):
The back of the TV, pix the liar in the back,
and I've got a smart TV.

Speaker 1 (01:58:34):
Now wait, you actually opened up a TV.

Speaker 14 (01:58:36):
Nice for me.

Speaker 1 (01:58:38):
That would be the equivalent of like cracking someone's ribs
and opening up their ribcage. It's way too awesome. Good
for you.

Speaker 12 (01:58:44):
I was so nervous, but the reality it.

Speaker 22 (01:58:47):
Was a free TV.

Speaker 19 (01:58:48):
So if I broke it, eye wasn't that.

Speaker 1 (01:58:49):
There's that, but there's also that satisfaction you got when
it worked, right, You're like, uh huh.

Speaker 26 (01:58:56):
Absolutely.

Speaker 23 (01:58:57):
I Like I was like, oh man, I can pick
anything now.

Speaker 1 (01:58:59):
Well, okay, we're impressed. We love how you bragged on
our show. But we love you anyway, Keim, have a
great one, Okay, you do.

Speaker 7 (01:59:07):
The other thing is a printer like printer the worst.
I'm like, it's so easy.

Speaker 3 (01:59:12):
It says the internet connection.

Speaker 7 (01:59:13):
It should be.

Speaker 1 (01:59:14):
It never works.

Speaker 4 (01:59:15):
Did you see the video? I'm in a video will
be throwing a printer into the yard. I got so
mad at this stupid printer. I threw it in the yard.
Finally we talked to Meg.

Speaker 2 (01:59:25):
How you doing, Meg, I'm good, but I can top
you all.

Speaker 1 (01:59:29):
Okay, but I love that go ahead.

Speaker 19 (01:59:32):
YouTube taught this divorce mom of four young kids how
to change a carburetor in my riding mower.

Speaker 7 (01:59:38):
Oh that's awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:59:43):
How long did it take you?

Speaker 19 (01:59:46):
Only about a half hour? Actually, wore, But.

Speaker 1 (01:59:51):
You changed a carburetor in your damn blawn mower. It hot,
It is hot. Actually, it must be very empowering.

Speaker 4 (02:00:01):
And you know what I mean, raising four kids is
that's got to be enough in your life. And then
but changing a carburetor on a lawnmower.

Speaker 1 (02:00:11):
That's awesome.

Speaker 19 (02:00:13):
Good you do what you gotta do.

Speaker 9 (02:00:15):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (02:00:16):
I'm impressed Meg. You in the day, and I hope
you have a great day. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 1 (02:00:20):
Thank you mine. I'm gonna learn how to run a
morning show on YouTube.

Speaker 5 (02:00:25):
I bet they have that.

Speaker 1 (02:00:27):
They can teach us in ninety seconds or less.

Speaker 19 (02:00:31):
Oh no, we gotta go.

Speaker 3 (02:00:32):
Good morning, Elvis ter Ran in the morning show.

Speaker 7 (02:00:36):
Burger King has been working on the Whopper, and thanks
on Whopper Wednesday. Terms of live VI isit bk dot
com slash.

Speaker 1 (02:00:53):
Terms all right, shows done, Let's get out of here
until next time. Say peace out, everybody, Hey, he said, everybody,

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