FULL SHOW: The Day We Drove Hours For Food

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Here comes comes to fire truck. You're right, all right,
stop stop?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
What are we doing?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Scary stopping?

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Eli Duran in the Morning show?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
That was that was a fun day, wasn't it?

Speaker 5 (00:30):
Something happened?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Where did we do?

Speaker 6 (00:32):
That?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Was that Friday?

Speaker 5 (00:33):
I think it might have been Thursday.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh my god, it seemed like it was years ago,
I do believe. Anyway, Well, welcome today, Welcome to Monday.
Let's see how many noises we can make today. Good morning, Danielle,
Good morning, Gandhi, Hello Froggynky for morning, Scatty, Hello, Scy, Hello, Wendels.

Speaker 7 (00:52):
Durant.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I don't know, I don't I don't have my glasses on.
I can't see anyone, so I'm assuming more people are here.
Hi everyone, dot A mind Diamond, Hi Scotty, dimud Diamond.
Uh there she is, so welcome back from the weekend.
Did anything good happen to anyone? Anything fun? Just lovely?

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Lovely?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Okay, I'm convinced. What do you want here? What do
you want to hear? Let's let's get a song that
sets the pace. Some house of pain.

Speaker 8 (01:21):
Hit it.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Let's let's go, let's do it. Oh yeah, jump around
there you go there you go, do it? Get everyone,
just get everyone in the mood? Is that everyone.

Speaker 8 (01:38):
For what?

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Jumping? Obviously around?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Obviously jumping around. I'm in the mood for jumping around.
We're welcome to Monday.

Speaker 8 (01:46):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
You go to meet Kara. Kara is in her car
and she's driving two and a half hours. Are you
ready for this? For her favorite donut? Oh wow, you're
driving two and a half hours to find your favorite donut?
What is this?

Speaker 9 (02:02):
Yes, I him My favorite is a French cooler.

Speaker 10 (02:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:11):
Yeah, it's not a color though. It's a French pastry
that's a dolt shape. But it's a cooler. It's very airy,
almost like a frosted popover.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Oh dear lord, but wait, so you're driving two and
a half hours for this. It must be phenomenal and
orgasmic this thing.

Speaker 9 (02:36):
Well, yes, I am totally master dating today.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh boy, Oh yes, our fabulous dolet.

Speaker 9 (02:46):
I can send you.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Some well but well too, And I know I'm sure
by the time you get them to the post office
they'll be gone. But us explain that drive to me
a little bit.

Speaker 9 (02:58):
Oh it is lovely. I am on the coast and
the bakery is Lil's and that's Kiddery and that's right
on the water. Also, it's right by the label Shipyards
down there. And I love you. I've already seen two deers.
I've seen a dead one too, but that was sad.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
I know, Laura.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Can I ask Carol are you single? Because everything about
you seems like Nate's type.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
We may have a connection. Well, you enjoy that two
and a half hour commute to get your donut. It
must be worth every bite and so congratulations getting that crueler.

Speaker 9 (03:57):
You are very welcome. Thank you for owing who on?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Hey, so what do we have for Kara? Karen needs something.
Whatever we giver is never going to top that don't
really won't. We'll trade you some donuts for the Elvis
Dran apparel line thanks to Hackensack, Maridy and hell, oh okay, perfect,
you're gonna love that. Just make sure you're wear that's
at the donut shop. Don't love you.

Speaker 8 (04:20):
Right?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
All right?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Hold one? She sounds like a party, Yeah she dies. Yeah,
let's I know I want that donut now I think
you need that. Uh, let's roll into the three things
we need to know from Gandhi and what else is
waiting for us in this beautiful Monday. What's going on, Gandhi?
What do you got all right?

Speaker 5 (04:42):
The Memorandum of Understanding that was supposed to put a
pause on fighting between the US and Iran expires today.
The deal was reached in June after high level talks
mediated by Pakistan. There's little evidence that either side wants
to extend the agreement. Both sides have accused the other
of violating the terms of the deal multiple times. The
deal aimed to put a pause on that fighting and

(05:03):
reopen the Strait of Horneuz, lift a US naval blockade
of Iranian ports, and the war between Israel and Lebanon.
Both the US and Iran have said they are winning
the war, and the ceasefire has had little impact. Traffic
through the Strait of Hormus, a critical oil corridor, remains
well below pre war levels. At least seven people have

(05:23):
been lost in heavy rain and record flooding in Indiana.
The storms started on August eleventh and have killed a
four year old boy, three men, and three women. A
thirty one year old cyclist was found dead early Sunday
in a hole that opened up on a washed out
road east of Indianapolis, and Henry County. The four year
old was killed by a tree that crashed through his
bedroom during strong winds in Jenning County. Jennings County Chief

(05:45):
Deputy Cody LOSAs, the child's death is obviously unexpected, and
these storms are unprecedented. And finally, the AI agent running
a San Francisco store has fired its first employee. And
On Labs said Thursday that Luna, the AI manager of
Random Market, an experimental retail store run entirely by AI Desired,

(06:06):
decided to fire a human being after repeated lateness and
other workplace issues. Logs show the employee arrived late for
seventeen of twenty three shifts. The violations were revealed only
after andon Labs asked Luna to search her memory for
its policies and determine if the worker was still a
good fit. And those are your three things?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
You ready for your Monday?

Speaker 7 (06:26):
Yeah, good morning, honest, we'll text us.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
At fifty five one hundred.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
A lot of people were texting and we got a
lot of responsoring.

Speaker 11 (06:43):
Right, standard data and messaging rates may apply. Elvis Duran
and the Morning.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Show, Well, I don't know where you were, but where
we are. We had a pretty nice weekend. It was nice, right, yeah,
it was a beautiful like Danielle for instance, what did
you do outside?

Speaker 10 (06:58):
Oh my gosh, I was outsie with the kids.

Speaker 12 (07:00):
I spent the weekend with my sister's kids, babysitting while
she did her day in Disney, and oh my gosh,
the weather was so beautifully. We went on walks, we
just hung out outside. We ran around, we just played.
It was It was a lot of fun. It was gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
About you, gandhi? Did you have a good time?

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Good time outside? I had a friend's birthday party over
the weekend. The Puerto Rican Day Parade was in Jersey City,
so that was a party, and then I went out
with another friend on Friday night.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
It was great, god, you know, but it was all outside,
though most of it has to be outside. That's the rule.
That's the rule, all right, what about you scary outside?
What'd you do?

Speaker 3 (07:35):
I crashed the pool at Dumbo House in Brooklyn. So
I was sitting in a pool staring at the Brooklyn
Bridge like one hundred feet in front of me.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
It was the most insane experience.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Wow, Dumbo House, Now is that the one with the
big the big elephant from Disney? That's around. It serves
cocktails at the pool. Dumbo Pool.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
It was the Dumbo neighborhood of Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
That's right, Yes, okay, yes, that is as boogie as
bougie can be. I'm not a member. I was just
a guest. I'm a mooch. It's an extension, you know,
extension of the boogie people. Yes, uh, Nate, were you
outside this weekend?

Speaker 13 (08:11):
I selfishly squandered the beautiful weather because I went to
see Spider.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Man during the day. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (08:17):
I went in a dark theater, in a dark theater
while it was beautiful and sunny out, and it was awesome.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Great movie. You guys got to go see it, really
really really good. Froggy'd you get outside? I did.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
My son was home.

Speaker 14 (08:28):
We had lunch on the water on Saturday, and then
we went to a baseball game on Saturday night, and
then yesterday we played golf all day.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
It was great.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Wow. Okay, so it sounds like everyone had a good time.

Speaker 10 (08:37):
Yes, what did you do?

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I went to Hoboken.

Speaker 10 (08:41):
Oh, how was that?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
It was unbelievable. We went to this place called Fiors
and had the most incredible Now, if you've never had one,
then you cannot judge the most incredible Italian tuna fish
sandwich I've ever had in my life. That sounds great, Okay,
me out. It's tuna fish, but it's better. It's elevated
to a new level. Italian well, well Italian in tuna

(09:08):
fish usually has bisamic vinegar in it, so it's a
little sweet little brown and some some you know, tomatoes
and things. It was delicious. But they also have their
homemade muzzadela on the bagette, and it's just it was unbelievable, scary.
You've had the orts, I sure have. Yeah, it is
definitely a rite of passage. They make their own MutS

(09:30):
daily and every day they do it daily special and
you were there on Friday, and I'm so happy.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
You got to taste the Italian tuna. So there's no mayo.
You would love it because there's no mayo in it.
It's just there's no mayor mayo whatsoever.

Speaker 10 (09:41):
Was there creamy creamy?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
No, no, no, but you would have loved it. But
trust me, But the line was, of course, I'm sure
it's like this every day at lunch. It was just
winding down the street. I mean everyone had to get
in there. You have to wait. We got cheeses, we
got sandwiches, we got everything. It was delicious. So that
was my day, which outside I went and had a
tune of fish sandwich. That's what I did outside.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Do you send me a picture from Sinatra Park? You
were eating it on the waterfront?

Speaker 1 (10:07):
All we were a Sinatra Park named after the world
famous Nancy Sonata. She is her own park. Anyway, it
was just a beautiful weekend. I'm glad you got out
and enjoyed it. If it was nasty where you are,
I'm sorry. Uh, horscopes. I think Danielle and Gandhi is
all up to you.

Speaker 12 (10:26):
All right, It's Robert de Naro's birthday, Sean Penn and
Donnie Wahlberg Leo walk into this week like you already
know how it ends. That confidence is exactly what opens
the door. Your day's a nine.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
Ergo quit trying to fix everything at once. Pick one
thing and actually finish it before moving on. Your day
is a five lee bra.

Speaker 12 (10:43):
A tense exchange with someone close gets resolved faster than
expected once somebody rips the band aid off.

Speaker 10 (10:48):
Your day's an eight scorpio.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
Pay attention to who shows up consistently and who only
appears when they need something. Your day's a seven.

Speaker 12 (10:55):
Sagittarians and unexpected invitation lands, and your first instinct is
right say yes.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Your day's a nine Capricorn. Someone is waiting for you
to ask for help. They can't offer their services without
being asked first.

Speaker 12 (11:06):
Your day is a six Aquarius run with an idea
that everyone else is sleeping on. Your instincts are sharper
than theirs right now, and your days an.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
Eight pices feel more in control once you stop rushing
everything and let the day come to you. Your day
is a nine Hello Aries.

Speaker 12 (11:19):
Tackle that one nagging task before it becomes a bigger
deal than it needs to be.

Speaker 10 (11:23):
Your day's a seven Taurusts.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Not everyone who disagrees with you is against you, so
learn the difference. Your day is a six Gemini.

Speaker 12 (11:29):
A random detour in your day lead you somewhere better
than where you were originally headed.

Speaker 10 (11:34):
Your days an eight.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
And cancer, something you put a lot of heart into
gets the recognition it finally deserves, and it feels incredible.
Your day is a ten, and those are your Monday
morning horoscopes.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
All right, we're still kind of waking up the system.
Here is everyone awake? Am I the only one who's
like half dead half awaken? There?

Speaker 10 (11:51):
I think we need a coffee. Where the hell is that?

Speaker 15 (11:55):
What?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Oh my god? You guy as well drive two and
a half hours and get a crow if you know?

Speaker 15 (12:05):
You know?

Speaker 1 (12:06):
All right, Danielle's first report of the week is All
the Way. What do you have coming up? Danielle?

Speaker 12 (12:10):
Al Right, Disney's D twenty three went down over the weekend,
so we learned a lot and some sad news. Actress
Hayden Pennettier has passed away.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
All Right, that and more.

Speaker 11 (12:20):
All the Way Behind the Magic the official Disney on
Broadway podcast hosted by Danielle.

Speaker 10 (12:26):
So let's talk about the magic carpet.

Speaker 11 (12:28):
Open your free iHeartRadio app search for Behind the Magic
and listen today Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Who's with me?

Speaker 11 (12:39):
Daniellex Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
You know you're watching way too many things at the
same time. We completed a series over the weekend. Would
you come ask me which one I don't remember?

Speaker 5 (12:58):
Do you remember what was on?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
It's about those people?

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Oh, it'll come at the sterling whatever.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yes, starting point? Yes, yes, Oh my god, god, you
read my mind. Get out of my mind. Yeah, yeah,
we finished it. It was it was good, it was it
was okay. I enjoyed that a lot. It's weird being,
you know, as old as I am watching a show
about teenagers and the relationships. It was kind of odd.

(13:32):
I don't know. It's like scary going to a Taylor
Swift show by himself. You don't remember that he was
the only grown man in like the third row watching Taylor,
which I'm totally fine with.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
But a lot of people gave you hell for that.
Remember that, Yes they did. But you know what, I
did it with Arianna as well. Okay, there you go.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
I was okay with it. It's interesting because scary you say,
you don't want to go to a movie theater to
watch a film by yourself, but you'll go to a
concert by yourself. What's the difference.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Well, I had some record label industry friends that were
adjacent that were going to be there, so we were
there together. But then when it came to watch the show,
I was in a seat by myself.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
So I had you been given a single ticket just
by yourself, knowing no one else was coming, you would
not have gone.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
I would have had a very yeah, I would have
had a hard time with it. It was easier for
me to know someone was holding my hand and I
was going to beat someone at the show at some point.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Because you know, everyone in the garden is looking right
at you because there's nothing going on on stage really.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
And it's also because he had really good seats and
he wanted to share with everybody the concert from his
amazing scene.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Right, Oh there is that? Okay?

Speaker 15 (14:45):
All right?

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Well that said our first caller of the day, Kara.
If you were here with us, you met a very
interesting woman and it was fun talking to her. She
was driving two and a half hours to get her
favorite donut and she could not have been more happy. Right,
she is driving up and down the New England sea
board looking for her cruller or crueler as she called it.

(15:07):
And so Nate came up with an interesting question, how
far would you drive for whatever? Or what would you
drive two and a half hours for? That's that good?

Speaker 10 (15:16):
I've done?

Speaker 1 (15:16):
You thought about it? Yeah, well I know. Let me guess.
Danielle's saltwater taffy as a Jersey sho that's not a.

Speaker 10 (15:24):
No, it's actually Scranton, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 12 (15:27):
I've driven an hour and a half just to get
the Alfredo's Pizza Cafe pizza, which is the good pizza
by the way, not the crappy pizza if you know,
you know, and yeah, it's so good and the texture
of the cheese and everything when it hits your mouth.
I will drive an hour and a half just to
get that pizza. I love it so much.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Right, what about you, Gandhi? Would you drive two and
a half hours or whatever just for that certain thing?

Speaker 5 (15:51):
Yes, for sure. There is a fast food chain that's
only in the South. It's called Backyard Burgers, and it
is so good. They have the best miss crazy for
eyes of all time. And they used to have them
in other places and they all shut down. Now they're
only in like Kentucky, Nashville, and a couple of places
more south than that. But I have driven for those
when I've been close.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Hell huh, yeah, I would drive to Philly for a
cheeseteake there you go, okay, yeah, absolutely, you know, And
there are great cheese steaks in New York City as well,
but they taste better in Philly. They just do a lot.

Speaker 12 (16:23):
They're supposed to be a couple of my girlfriends will
do it. They'll on a weekend, They'll just drive to
Philly just to get the cheese steak.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Right.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
I would drive to Philly to go to South Philly,
all the Italian markets there. It's just incredible. I would
beach a big, big titted pig walking around Hello South Philly,
just garvoning down sandwiches and every time you you know
what I'm saying. Anyway, yeah, anyone else? How far would

(16:53):
you drive? Anyone? You take the words out of my mouth.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
My friends and I did drive to Angelo's Pizzeria in
South Philly from their cheese steak, and then we said,
you know what, while we're here, we gotta go to Gino's,
we gotta go to Pats.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
I know you're there.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Talking about Garvone.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
We couldn't sit any I beg your pardon?

Speaker 10 (17:13):
Well, hello, all right?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
What are we doing here to Daniel? For Daniel? Yes,
where do you want to start?

Speaker 12 (17:19):
Let's start with the first clear photos of Taylor Swift's
wedding ring have been published.

Speaker 10 (17:24):
Did you see this?

Speaker 12 (17:25):
She attended an outdoor wedding in England and the paparazzi
were there with the long lens camera making sure they
could get a picture. Her diamond is so big, I'm
surprised she's not dragging her knuckles across the floor. It
is really big, so check it out if you get
a chance. Also, MTV has renewed RuPaul's Drag Race for
nineteenth season. Drag Race All Stars will also have more

(17:47):
seasons on Paramount. Plus some sad news this morning, Hayden
Pennitier has died at the age of thirty six years old.
Her dad Skip called her an incredible light and a
force of nature who brought joy to those who knew
her and to millions of fans. Now, no cause of
death has been released, we do know that law enforcement
sources told TMZ that police responded to an incident involving

(18:08):
her yesterday, but it's an open investigation. And of course
you've seen her in things like Heroes, Nashville and so
many other things, so obviously her family would like everybody
to respect their privacy right now as they go through
this and figure out all the details.

Speaker 10 (18:23):
So that's really really sad.

Speaker 12 (18:25):
Lewis Capaldi has revealed that he plans to begin work
on his third album after finishing his final six shows
of the summer.

Speaker 10 (18:33):
He says, we've got six more.

Speaker 12 (18:34):
Gigs and then I'm gonna go away and I'm gonna
make a new album for everyone.

Speaker 10 (18:39):
So we are excited about that.

Speaker 12 (18:41):
I don't know if you saw d twenty three at Disney,
that's where they do all the big announcement for Disney
movies and Disney rides and all kinds of stuff and
shows that are coming up.

Speaker 10 (18:50):
We learned Avengers Doomsday is on the way.

Speaker 12 (18:53):
We know that, but the new trailer drop that comes
out December eighteenth. Frozen three comes out November of twenty
twenty Seve and Elvis, we're getting a Cocoa two and
oh no, no.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
How can they make it better than Cocoa one.

Speaker 12 (19:08):
Well, Miguel is a teenager in this one. He's got
a new haircut and everything. I don't know if you've
seen that. Okay, And that's that's coming out November of
twenty twenty nine.

Speaker 10 (19:16):
Z Utopia three is on the way. Lelo and Stitch two.

Speaker 12 (19:20):
We got a first look at Tangled, the new live
action film that looks awesome, a teaser trailer for the
Bluey movie. And of course Incredibles three is on the way,
and that will focus on the two oldest kids so
that's happening. So we also got to see villains Land
a little bit more about that, and that the Mollipicent
roller coaster is on the way and the Mirror Realm

(19:40):
Dark Ride with the Evil Queen. Now, Elvis, I don't
know how you feel about this, because I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
How ill hell, why did you say evil Queen? Then
you call me?

Speaker 12 (19:48):
Oh no, sorry, I didn't mean to put the two together.
But you know what, carousela progress in Disney World. This
is closed down right now. They are reopening it in
spring of twenty twenty six. It will have updated scenes
which we knew were happening. We also know great Big
Beautiful Tomorrow. The theme song will still be there, but
it looks like there's gonna be new voices like Jamie

(20:11):
Lee Curtis and Brian Cranston are going to be the
new voices of the mom and dad.

Speaker 10 (20:15):
And I don't know how I feel about that.

Speaker 12 (20:17):
I feel like, I know, I'm like, wait a minute,
what the original from the World's Fair and everything.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (20:24):
I'm having a little bit of I agree, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
I agree, I'm with you on that one. Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 12 (20:29):
The cool thing about it is though there will be
a new animatronic of Walt Disney at the beginning of
the ride, which will be pretty different and pretty cool.
All right, what are we watching? Dads with the Stars?
The next Pro American Ninja Warriors on the quiz with balls.
It's always sunny in Philadelphia, and Elvis.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
Said Sterling Point is worth.

Speaker 10 (20:44):
A gander, and that's why Ded Yelle reports.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
You know what, I'm kind of on the fence with
a text me now at fifty five one hundred, what
did you think of Sterling Point if you finished it?
All right? How far would you drive? Donald? Online? For
I cannot believe, but I can believe Donald would drive?
Were you telling Donald you drove from point A to
point B just to get in and out Burger?

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Really Kansas Kansas City, Missouri?

Speaker 16 (21:08):
All the way to Dallas, Texas for in and out work.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Now that that is the closest one to Kansas City.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Well it is now.

Speaker 16 (21:17):
I think they're building one now think they just opened
them up in Nashville, so it's about the same distance.

Speaker 17 (21:23):
But yeah, before I drive out for you, For me,
it was eight hours drive, yeah, eight hours to Kansas City. Yeah,
from Wow, in and out we had it three times
while we were there because we ended up spending the night,
so we ate it three times before we turn around
and went back home.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
You know, if I drove eight hours for in and out,
I would have it several times. I would get in
and out and then in and out and then in
and out. When we're talking, that's.

Speaker 16 (21:46):
What I did. That's what I did, and I drove.
I mean, I'm from San Diego, California, so in and outs.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
In my blood. Yeah. I don't know how many in
and outs are in Dallas, but I remember I went
to the very first one and I sat in the
drive through with my dog, Max, and I got one
for him and one for me. He ate some of it,
of course, he loved it. But they opened like they
opened it like seven or eight or nine in the morning.
They were open early because they knew people like me
would be there, but they knew people like you would

(22:11):
drive eight hours. It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah, they were waiting for me. They were waiting for
me for sure.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
All right, so far this is breaking the record here.
How far would you drive for you know what we
could open it up to, how far you would drive
for sex? Can we try that way?

Speaker 8 (22:26):
Well?

Speaker 16 (22:26):
I got it better too, because we drive. We drive
out to Arizona every year to visit my uncle. And
one of the main reasons we go out there they
got Wiener Sniffel and they got you know, taco bell
and in and out, so we were out there.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Wow, I thought you drove all the way to Arizona
to have sex with your own Are you going? But
but the wider stitch will I get?

Speaker 8 (22:52):
All? Right?

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Look, thank you Donald that you're breaking all the records.
Thank you for listening to us. We appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Have a good night, good morning.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
What if you would drive? What if you had a
waldy world in a situation you drove eight hours to
in and out Burger in Dallas and they were closed. Yeah,
I don't know. I don't know. And it that's pretty
good though.

Speaker 8 (23:17):
Yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
I would drive three to four hours for in and
out if there was one nearby in striking distance from me?

Speaker 10 (23:23):
Really yeah, wow?

Speaker 1 (23:24):
For how many hours that's not nearby?

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Three to four hours I would drive. I would make
a day of it. I think four hours.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
You just said. You just said I would do a
three to four hour drive if it was nearby. What
do you consider nearby. Three to four hours is nearby
from from New York City. Whatever, throw a do you know?
Let's do a radius.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
I would drive travel up to four hours from the
New York City area to get to in and out.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
That's how much I love in nembh Wow the Scotti
Scotty B would drive forever for a waffle house.

Speaker 18 (23:53):
I've driven an hour and forty five minutes from Long
Island to Pennsylvania. Wow, Okay, that's not too bad, just
on a Saturday or Sunday morning just for breakfast.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
And then came home.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Oh my god, damn worth it?

Speaker 1 (24:04):
I would I would drive an hour and a half
for waffle house before I would drive it in an
hour and a half for sex, to be honest, Yes, Scottie,
you're saying that because you're getting it hovered. Oh oh,
get out of here to turn his micro off?

Speaker 15 (24:21):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (24:22):
God, Foggy shut up?

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Sorry anyway, that's too much.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
But would you get on a plane for sex? Would
you fly for sex?

Speaker 15 (24:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Well, but you would fly for like a weekend, right
that would include sex?

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Well, how many times are we gonna do it?

Speaker 15 (24:42):
Well?

Speaker 5 (24:43):
I mean I've had a long distance relationship. I feel
like that is what happens every single time one of
us is flying.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, it's true, right, And what was your question? Frog?

Speaker 14 (24:51):
How many times are you gonna do it? Like, if
we're gonna do it once, I ain't driving that far,
but we're gonna have a weekend of it, then I'm driving.
I had a few hours to it.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Like Donald said, I mean they drove eight hours to
Dallas for inn out Burger, so we made for damn sure.
They had it three times.

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Speaker 1 (25:45):
All right, we have an update from Friday show when
we discovered that Scottie b did something very creepy in
his daughter's bedroom.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
Yes, this is like my favorite.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
I want to go here again. We'll follow up on
the way. We also have new connections for today, right Gandhi.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Yes, absolutely, number ninety three.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Connections ninety three. Now, is it as challenging as the
connections I did for the show?

Speaker 5 (26:11):
Ooh, yours might have taken the cake of most challenging
of all time? So no, it's not that challenging.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
I'm still getting hate mail from that. And when I
say mail, you know, like DMS hate dms my connections.
I was absurd. It was to you, not me. Makes
sense to me. It was four pieces of sound and
you had to figure out what they had in common,
and I determined they would have nothing in common, and

(26:40):
that's what they had in common.

Speaker 12 (26:42):
I mean, it's it's a cool concept that makes sense,
but I don't think anybody would ever have figured that.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
I'm not sure that works.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
So we did figure it out though, Yeah, someone did
figure it out after several hours.

Speaker 10 (26:55):
Yeah, any problem.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
So you have a new one for today now? Is
it is creative? Is mine? Because it was pretty creative.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
Not sure anyone's ever gonna match up to that one.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Okay, So this is connections ninety three from Gandhi. Ninety
three of these things you've done, I've done one anyway,
So it was thank you, Nate. I knew I knew
you you'd be a fan. All right, here we go. Transitions, No, no,
no transitions, it's connections ninety three. These four pieces of

(27:27):
sound have something in common.

Speaker 19 (27:30):
There are no rules in this house, not like a
regular mom.

Speaker 8 (27:33):
I'm a cool mom.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
How you doing?

Speaker 20 (27:37):
And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Wow. Huh, no idea, this is a totally different concept
for you, though. Let me try again. Four pieces of
sound have something in common.

Speaker 8 (28:00):
That's what she said.

Speaker 19 (28:01):
regular mom.

Speaker 8 (28:04):
I'm a cool mom.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Hey, how you doing it?

Speaker 20 (28:08):
And when I arrive at my destination, I am going
to kill.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Okay, I have a guest, but I'm not going to
say it out loud.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
Okay, you don't text it to.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Me, no, because I'll be wrong. Anyone else get it?

Speaker 10 (28:25):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
All right, someone's gonna get this called diamond now, diamond, diamond,
Make sure she's working in there? Uh, called diamond now
at eight hundred two four to two zero one hundred.
I have just a couple of thoughts. Okay, does anyone
have like maybe a thought I got a creepy vibe,
like a like a we've said that about you for years.

(28:48):
Do you have anything speaking of creepy vibe, let's talk
about Scotty b Okay, So this story came out. Was
it Friday?

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (28:57):
He told us Friday.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah. Do you want to tell the story from the
very beginning, Scottie? Go ahead, sure.

Speaker 18 (29:04):
So every morning before I go to work, at four
o'clock in the morning, I go into my older daughter's room.
I go into both their rooms, and you know, I
want to say goodbye. I know they're sleeping, so I
either give them a little, you know, pat on the
forehead or touch their arm or something, you know, and.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
I walk out. And that's it. That's so sweet. That's
a very sweet gesture.

Speaker 18 (29:23):
I've been doing it since they were both babies, so
you know, it just continued, and you know, and if
I don't sometimes my daughter will be like, Dad, you
didn't come in this morning. So I go in every morning. Anyway,
last Thursday night, I guess she had friends sleepover and
I did not know. So I went into her room
Friday morning and I just kind of brushed the arm

(29:44):
of what I thought was Ashley on the edge of
the bed and walked out of the room. Then when
I went outside, I saw two cars parked outside. I'm like,
oh my god, there's other people here. And it turns
out that the girl that I brushed on the arm
was not my daughter, and it was one of her
other friends. And of the two friends that were there,
this is the one that I really didn't know so well.

(30:06):
And apparently she was awake and scared.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Oh my god, she didn't know that, she didn't know.

Speaker 18 (30:15):
That her dad leaves so early in the morning, and
just thought there was a weird man in the room
touching her arm and was just frozen with fear.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
So okay, so obviously your your daughter. Obviously your daughter
had a conversation with her friend and they talked about it.
I think so, because the one that I do know, well,
how do you know, how do you know she will
hold on? How did you know she was awaken scared?
And someone told someone told someone that, Well, I heard
somebody go to the bathroom moments before I went in
the room, so I just assumed that it was my daughter,
but it was this girl. Ashley said that she was

(30:43):
frightened because she didn't know who came into the room.
The girl that I did know that I thought it
was was at the house last night and I apologized
to her, and she's like, oh, it wasn't me, So
you know, I just I feel like a douche, that's
all I mean. And I don't really even know this
girl to apology to her. So I'm just letting my
daughter do it for me.

Speaker 18 (31:02):
I just hopeing. I mean, she'll never come to the
house again, but I just hope it kind of blows over. Yeah,
my favorite, my favorite line of the morning. She was
awake and she was scared. Yes, oh my god, Yeah,
who's this man standing over me touching my arm at
four in the morning.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Okay, well we all know and all agree it was
it was an accident, you mean it. There was no agenda,
no conscious agenda, none at all. It's just being a
loving dad. And I didn't realize that that wasn't my
kid scared dark. It was dark.

Speaker 18 (31:39):
I just saw an arm and I touched it. You
were being you're being a loving daddy? Yeah, no, yes, no, zaddaddy.

Speaker 20 (31:47):
I was.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
He told me that this happened. I was like, wait,
So she thought there was an intruder touching her and
she just laid there quiet. We got to work on
her survivalance. Yeah, she should punched scared.

Speaker 10 (31:58):
Can you imagine, though?

Speaker 12 (31:59):
She probably the rest of the morning before everyone woke up, like,
what the.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah for this?

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Someone touched me?

Speaker 8 (32:07):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah, I know? Can you imagine? Okay, So you go
to stay at a girlfriend's house for you know, for sleepover.
You're in you're you're in bed, sleep and whatever, and
then this door opens in the dark, and slowly someone
walks across the room, puts their hand on you and
caresses it and then turns around and leaves. Do you

(32:31):
feel like you're about to get killed?

Speaker 10 (32:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (32:34):
For sure.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
I feel like we're all about to get killed. And
I am screaming. Everyone's waking up like this is not happening.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
No way. Look, I always look out the wind.

Speaker 18 (32:42):
I always look out the window before I leave for work,
and I didn't see anything because they parked way behind
the trees down the street, so I.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Didn't know what it was there. And no, no, we're
talking about her perspective. What what was she feeling? I mean,
she was allied. We're all about to die.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
Of a chair. I just can't with this like just
lay there.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
But Gandhi, she was like a little baby bird in
the corner, trembling.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Bite, bite, someone do something. I don't know.

Speaker 8 (33:12):
What. Well.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
I have two questions. Number one, what if she had
fought back?

Speaker 5 (33:17):
That would have interesting.

Speaker 18 (33:18):
Gandhi would have loved that.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Have.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Second, of all, your daughters are old enough, they're friends,
especially your college age daughter. She has friends that would
actually look at you as a big Zaddy? Can we
not please? Oh no, no, absolutely, I don't think that
is true. That's something that that happens in real life.
I've seen the movies. Absolutely, no, no, no, I'm just weird

(33:41):
to all of them. Please know Zaddy here, that's accurate. Okays,
all right, okay, I guess he wants just to change
the stuff. Let's get back to connections. Connections. This is
connections number I'm trying my best. Connections is number ninety
three from Gandhi. These four pieces of sound have something in.

Speaker 19 (34:04):
regular mom.

Speaker 8 (34:07):
I'm a cool mom. How you doing it?

Speaker 20 (34:11):
And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Kill all right, Let's go to line three. Kaylee from
Jersey City, New Jersey, right next to Hoboken, where I
was this weekend.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Hello, Kayley, Hi, good morning, well.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Good morning. All right, you heard those four pieces of sound.
I'm going to make an assumption they're all from some
sort of TV or movie or something like that. I
don't know. That's all I can give you. What do
you think they have in common?

Speaker 11 (34:42):
Are they all shows or movies that premiered on NBC?

Speaker 1 (34:46):
No, no, that's not it. I didn't. I heard a
little NBC in there, but I don't. I don't think
the rest of them had that going. All right, all right,
thank you, Kayley, No, thank you for being there for us.

Speaker 9 (35:00):
All right.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Line six is Carl, Carl. What do those four pieces
of sound have in common?

Speaker 8 (35:06):
Hi? Family?

Speaker 2 (35:08):
I believe that they were all.

Speaker 16 (35:10):
Released in two thousand and four, the year.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
No, okay, no, all right, card, he says, no, all right,
thank you, Carl, and thank you for listening. Thanks for
being part of our family. Page on line fifteen, Hello,
Page II.

Speaker 9 (35:26):
How are you well?

Speaker 1 (35:28):
I'm fine. You're from Great Neck, Long Island.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
I am well.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
That's not far from where Scottie went into his daughter's
dark bedroom and caress her friend carest. Anyway, it doesn't
matter those yeah, loved all. Once again, these four pieces
of sound have something in common. I'm gonna plan for you.

Speaker 19 (35:55):
There are no rules in this house. Not like a
regular mom. I'm a cool mom.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Hey, how you doing?

Speaker 20 (36:02):
Am I alive at my destination? I am gonna care?

Speaker 1 (36:09):
What do they have in common?

Speaker 11 (36:10):
Do you know, Paige, they've all been made into memes?

Speaker 10 (36:16):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Oh oh, well no that's not I mean that made
That could be it, But that's not the answer we
were looking for. I mean, we've all been made into
a meme, haven't we. I mean I don't know Scotty.
We have a new meme for Scotty anyway. All right, well, Page,
have the best day ever. Thank you for listening to us,

(36:37):
have a good week. Two okay, banks By, all right,
all right, we're gonna keep banging away at this thing.
You can call diamond now at eight hundred two four
to two zero one hundred if you want. Uh, let's
get into the three things we need to know from Gandhi.
Do we have that pulled up?

Speaker 8 (36:51):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Where is it? I see it?

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (36:55):
So we don't have it pulled up? You said you
heard him say yes, didn't you. It's always it's only
three seconds away, facing you good, all right? More gas
than light? Uh, all right, thank you, sketty. Let's get
into those three things. Goney, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (37:11):
All right?

Speaker 5 (37:11):
Kentucky Governor Andy Basheer says he has still heard nothing
back from Senator Mitch McConnell following requests for updates on
his health on Face the Nation, Mishear said while he
wishes McConnell good health, the senator should address the public.
Butsheer also took aim at Senate Majority leader John Tuons,
saying he has a duty to make sure that all
of his senators do have the capacity to serve. The

(37:32):
last update from McConnell came earlier this month, when the
senator said he had been discharged from a rehab center
to continue his recovery at home. But we know everybody
has been questioning the authenticity of any of this. The
Memorandum of Understanding that was supposed to put a pause
on fighting between the US and Iran expires today. The
deal was reached in June after high level talks were
mediated by Pakistan. There's little evidence that either side wants

(37:55):
to extend the agreement. Both sides have accused the other,
violating the terms of the deal numerous times. That deal
was aimed to put a pause on fighting, reopen the
Straight of Horror moves, lift a US naval blockade of
Irani imports, and end the war between Israel and Lebanon.
Both the US and Iran have said they are winning
the war, and the ceasefire has had little impact traffic
through the Straight of Horn moves, A critical oil corridor

(38:17):
remains well below pre war levels. And finally, how many
of us actually take time out during the workday to
go outside and get some fresh air or sunshine?

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Not amount?

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Are we not one of us? On?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
I'm going to do that right now. I'll be right back, all.

Speaker 10 (38:31):
Right, bye.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Well, A new survey shows that a lot of employees
across the country never do. Fifty six percent admit they
don't even step outside once during the workday. According to
a poll of about two thousand workers in the US,
not only are they trapped inside all day, eighty five
percent are skipping their lunch break entirely. More than three
quarters say that in an ideal world, they'd prefer to

(38:52):
eat their lunch outside. Ninety one percent believe taking a
lunch break is essential and keep in mind there are
mental and emotional benefit to going outside which many are
missing out on, including that fresh air can reset focus
and screen breaks can help with mental clarity. So if
you can go outside during the day, get outside. It's
so important. And those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
What's your question about this, Nate? What if you work
in a submarine and here's something to think about. Yeah, Gandhi,
where's your answer to that one?

Speaker 5 (39:19):
I think Nate asks stupid questions. Question as stupid questions
and Ate.

Speaker 21 (39:25):
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Speaker 1 (39:53):
People are just gross, well happens, of course, we find
we get delight, We find delight in being gross people. Danielle,
you don't have to give the name of the restaurant.

Speaker 8 (40:03):
Now.

Speaker 12 (40:04):
The weekend, Yeah, it was this weekend and I was.
I was there with my son and my nephews, who
are small, right. I was sitting at the table and
I looked down and I.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Go, what's that under your feet?

Speaker 10 (40:17):
Spencer?

Speaker 12 (40:19):
And he says, I don't know when I looked down,
and it was a dirty diaper that the table, yep,
that somebody left on the ground. Now I'm not touching it, obviously,
and no one at the table's touching it. So I
go over and I get somebody and they were like.

Speaker 10 (40:33):
Oh my gosh, we're so sorry. We're still sorry.

Speaker 12 (40:36):
I'm like, it's fine. I'm like, you didn't do it.
They go and pick it up and it was fully loaded.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Gods, a restaurant.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
Down, I don't want to find it funny.

Speaker 12 (40:51):
Now it was discussing did you get a free meal?
I did not get a free meal.

Speaker 10 (40:55):
I probably could have if I asked for it, but
I wasn't going to be dirty.

Speaker 12 (40:58):
But it was.

Speaker 10 (40:58):
It wasn't their fault. It was their fault.

Speaker 12 (41:00):
People are just disgusting and they just shoved it underneath
like the table so that nobody would see it.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Oh vomit disgusting, Okay, So when you have an opportunity
to not be gross, go ahead and take that route.

Speaker 12 (41:14):
We say, all right, But this was after you'd paid
and ready.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
To leave, right.

Speaker 10 (41:22):
Oh no, this is when we first sat down.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Oh see, I would get up and leave. You say, yes, absolutely.

Speaker 10 (41:29):
It's not their fault.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
They didn't clean up enough.

Speaker 10 (41:31):
Okay, the table.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
They should be looking. They should be looking under that table.
They should be checking for cheerios and things like that.
You know, kids probably stilln't crap.

Speaker 12 (41:39):
Yeah literally, I mean, I guess you're right, but I didn't.
Like the table was clean, and everybody was very nice.
The staff was very nice. So it was underneath the
seat where Spencer like, you know, you're sitting on a
bench like you know whatever, booth, So it was like
under the booth seat.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Yeah, so it was hard to see people. Shame on
these people. Your kid craps in a diaper, Let's throw
it under the sea.

Speaker 12 (42:00):
Seriously, that is just so rude and so disgusting. I
don't I do not understand people.

Speaker 5 (42:05):
I do not.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
At least it was wrapped into diaper, it wasn't on
its own.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
That the whole thing signifies to me that somebody probably
changed their child on that same bench, and there was
but dust and God, knows whatever else and then the
the diaper went under.

Speaker 10 (42:23):
The Yeah, no, yep.

Speaker 12 (42:24):
And I'm sure they didn't change I'm sure they didn't
wipe down the seat.

Speaker 10 (42:27):
They probably only what this.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Okay, okay, all right, right, let's talk about anything but this,
anything with this. All right, let's get back to uh
let's get back to your connections. No one's figured it
out yet. Oh, I have a lot of calls here.
I asked you a question in the slack there, Nate.
I'm waiting for an answer. Do we did There's three
calls here or just one? Take two? Can you just

(42:50):
use a word?

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Time for two?

Speaker 8 (42:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
We have time for two? All right, let's do that. I'
let's go talk to uh Lyzette on line seventeen. She's there, Hello, Lisette,
how you doing?

Speaker 9 (43:03):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Well, good morning? Are you waking up outside? Are you
are you going outside as Gandhi has suggested we do today?

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Yeah, in the swamp water.

Speaker 9 (43:14):
I live in Naples.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Okay, all right, okay, we got that going for it. Well,
I know, but it's it's a it's a paradise, you know,
during the winter, so you know, there's that it is,
all right, Okay, So let me give it to you
one more time. This is Connections number ninety three.

Speaker 19 (43:32):
regular mom.

Speaker 8 (43:35):
I'm a cool mom.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
How are you doing?

Speaker 20 (43:38):
And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill.

Speaker 15 (43:46):
WHOA?

Speaker 1 (43:46):
What a great film? All right? Was thatte What do
those four pieces of sound have in common?

Speaker 9 (43:52):
All taglines from their shows?

Speaker 15 (43:57):
Well?

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Yeah, but they are? They are? But that wasn't that
wasn't something even more more focused? All right? Well, thank
you and thanks for listening to us. Let's that.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Yeah, I have a great day, everybody.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
You two Kelly line six, Oh, come on, Kelly, let's
put this thing to bed. I'm wondering. I'm wonder you helped.
You're actually going to figure this out. Hello, Kelly from
how are you guys? We're doing great? Now tell me
four pieces of.

Speaker 19 (44:27):
regular mom.

Speaker 8 (44:30):
I'm a cool mom.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
How you doing?

Speaker 20 (44:33):
And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna call?

Speaker 1 (44:40):
All right? From the Mind and World of Gandhi, She says,
they have something in common. Do you know what it is?

Speaker 15 (44:46):
I think all of those actors are from like the Massachusetts,
Boston area.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
That's right. Come on, gandhy. You thought you thought mine
was difficult last week? That was impossible.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
Please, there's nothing worse than there's no connection.

Speaker 10 (45:04):
She's right.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
And also today is National Massachusetts Day, so people are celebrating.
Some people know some some people figured it out.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Yay, thank Yeah? How did you figure it out? Kelly?
I'm want to know how you did it? Did you
actually go online and do some cross referencing and stuff?
I mean, what do you do?

Speaker 9 (45:22):
I did use the internet, but I knew Amy Poehler
was from that area, so I thought maybe that could
be it, and then I just double checked the rest
of them and I figured it out.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Yeah, okay, all right, you did it. I guess at
the end of the day, it doesn't matter how you
did it. You did it. What do you have for
our friend, Kelly? Well, how about five hundred bucks?

Speaker 13 (45:41):
Whoa yeah, yeah, yeah, I wanted thanks to top Dog Law,
our favorite sponsor.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
We love top Bug Law. Right, thank you, Kelly. You
have the best week ever. Hold on one second, don't
forget to go outside today. All right? So there you
have it. Now, it's national math. I should choose it
to day? Is that what it is?

Speaker 5 (46:01):
Who even knew it was a day, But it's a day.
It celebrates the rich heritage of the Bay State. This
special day honors massachusetts significant role in shaping American history
and culture. So enjoy Massachusetts today.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
You know what a trip to Boston, which that sounds nice.
I would love to get back up there. Haven't been
there in years. I love Boston.

Speaker 5 (46:19):
Let's go. I love Boston.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Do you miss living there?

Speaker 5 (46:22):
Sometimes?

Speaker 8 (46:23):
I do.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
I miss my friends there for sure. It's just easier,
I mean, everything's easier than you know, this area. This
area is a tough place to live, but I love
it here too.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
All right, all right, let's get back up there and
have some chatta. All right, So we have a phone
tap coming up. It's a we don't have anything to
give away phone tap. Yeah, yes, so's so that's this week.
So all week we're going to play phone taps and
they have no value whatsoever. All right, they Maybe it's

(46:55):
a good phone tap. We'll find out next. Elistan Dear
God's doing and.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
The Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (47:08):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp?

Speaker 1 (47:12):
All right, Garrett, got your phone tap? What's it all about?

Speaker 22 (47:14):
Well, Erica wanted to play a phone tap on her
boyfriend Bruno. Now, the couple has been dating for a
couple of weeks now, but Eric has been getting text
from her ex and Bruno.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
It doesn't sit well with him.

Speaker 22 (47:24):
So Eric is going to start the call to her
boyfriend Bruno as she's at work, and I'm going to
be playing the ex boyfriend who pays a visit.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
All right, listen to Garrett's phone tap.

Speaker 8 (47:33):
Bo heybe, we'll you and I are going to guess
who just.

Speaker 9 (47:38):
Show up at work?

Speaker 1 (47:40):
What are you?

Speaker 9 (47:40):
Who?

Speaker 16 (47:41):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 9 (47:42):
Christopher?

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Here?

Speaker 6 (47:45):
Your ex boyfriend Christopher? Yeah, she showed up with like
flowers and candy. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Right now?

Speaker 6 (47:52):
Is this a joke?

Speaker 9 (47:54):
No, you're right here, here's next to me.

Speaker 6 (47:56):
Let me talk to him right now. Why are you
going to say, Erica? Let me talk to them right now?

Speaker 9 (48:01):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Hello, Hello? Hello? Who is this is this?

Speaker 6 (48:06):
Christopher?

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Yes? How did you know my name?

Speaker 6 (48:09):
Because you've been texting my girlfriends for the past few weeks. Dude,
What the hell is your problem?

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Oh?

Speaker 22 (48:14):
She's your girlfriend? Okay, Well we used to date and.

Speaker 6 (48:18):
I thought and she broke up with you.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Dude.

Speaker 22 (48:21):
Right, but I was coming back over today with some
delicious candies and flowers that she loves so much, to
show her how much I love her and that we
should get back together.

Speaker 6 (48:30):
Lead her number from your phone.

Speaker 22 (48:31):
Dude, I'm going to ask for you to step aside
because I think she knows where her true love is
right here.

Speaker 6 (48:37):
So I d right now, you need to get out
of there. I've got friends that are like right around
the corner from there. Dude, all I have to do
is make a text message, and you're dead. Do you
know that?

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Okay?

Speaker 22 (48:49):
All right, well, yeah, let them come. I will kick
them all right in the wiener because I know martial
arts boxing, I know mma taekwondo, so we'll do that.
By the way, do you know what we did in
her back seat?

Speaker 8 (49:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (49:02):
I don't care, dude.

Speaker 15 (49:03):
That was sat Now.

Speaker 6 (49:08):
Dude, are you psycho?

Speaker 18 (49:10):
Just on the no.

Speaker 22 (49:12):
No, you sound a little crazy right now, So I
would be worried. I wouldn't want to stay with you if.

Speaker 6 (49:16):
I was go you all right now? Showing him to
your ex girlfriend's job with candy and flowers.

Speaker 15 (49:25):
Get him out of there.

Speaker 6 (49:26):
This is a ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
I miss you so much. Miss you and your body, Bruno,
like you see like you never.

Speaker 15 (49:39):
Think Yo, my.

Speaker 21 (49:43):
On a half set with you like so entic.

Speaker 6 (49:48):
Hey, Bruno, I'm coming there right now, Dude, I'm less
than an hour away. And when we get there, we're
gonna have a little man the man talk. Dude.

Speaker 22 (49:55):
My name's getting from Alvi Strain in the Morning Show.
And you got phone tapped?

Speaker 6 (49:59):
Are you meating me right now? All of my all
my guys got work are looking at me right now
like I'm freaking crazy, Erica, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 18 (50:11):
This table was pre recorded with permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 11 (50:15):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (50:21):
Tina accounts and Instagram's ongoing work to protect teens online
at instagram dot com.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Slash teen accounts comes the truck. You're right, stop stop,
what are we doing?

Speaker 15 (50:56):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (50:57):
Stopping Eliding in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Yeah, you know we're gonna going back on that one
day and just laugh and laugh and laugh. If you
were here during that, do you know exactly what that was?
It's another one of those if you know, you know
moments right in the show. That was us by the way,
and yes, that was Daniel Siren, which is so lovely
this time of the morning. Hey oh, let's go around

(51:26):
the room. I let's see what's on the minds of
people in the room. And then after that, let's talk
about a little excursion over to the Bahamas. What do
you think? Oh yeah, yes, please like that The Bahamas
Culinary and Arts Festival at baham Mar's on the way.
I'll tell you on how you can join and be
there for a couple of nights. Make it three nights

(51:47):
at Bahammar. Beautiful, all right, But first around the room, Froggy,
I want to start with you, what's on your mind today?

Speaker 14 (51:52):
It never gets easier. My son came home Friday night
from Scotland about eleven o'clock. We picked them up from
the airport, spent all day Saturday with him, all day yesterday.
He left for college again last night, his final year,
and last night, man, I was down the dumps. It
never gets easier. Every time he leaves. I'm like, can
you just stay longer, Like, when are you gonna come home?

Speaker 2 (52:12):
How?

Speaker 7 (52:12):
Like?

Speaker 14 (52:13):
I know you got to go live your life. I
know you got to go do your own thing. But man,
I love him so much. He's my best friend in
the whole world. And I'm missing like crazy today. I
know all to get easier as the day goes on,
but man I missing Wow.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
So I mean he's at college now, So how far
is that from where you are?

Speaker 14 (52:28):
He's only two and a half maybe two two and
a half hours from us. I'll see him more, huh.
But man, I just love having him around. He's just like,
he's my best friend.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
In the world much. But you know, two and a half hours.
Some people drive two and a half hours for a donut,
so you're I could drive that to see my kid exactly.
He's like your little donut. I know. I saw the
photos of you and and Caden. It looks like you guys.
Looks like you guys have a great time together. Let's
see scary what's on your mind today?

Speaker 3 (52:56):
So the bets acquired this picture and it's a love
him or hate him guy And basically you might have
seen him online. He's gone viral. His name is Jeffrey
Yan's and when he gets a strikeout, he jumps up
and down and does this crazy ass dance every time.
Think about how many times you strike somebody out at

(53:18):
the plate. Anyway, the point is this dude is a
spark plug for the Mets. I think he is just
what the Mets need to get back on the right track.

Speaker 8 (53:26):
Now.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
I know other teams do not.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Like this dude because he's pretty much celebrating when he
strikes him out.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
But he'll never come to that because pictures don't.

Speaker 12 (53:35):
Hit and you don't get a like a fine for
that for doing that everything.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
No, it's his thing. He's done it all his career.
You can get fine for your thing, but for doing that.
As far as so far, he has not gotten fine.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
But all I know is he is making every opposing
team so pissed off. Imagine that the strikeout happens, the
guy jumps up and down and does a crazy, overwhelming dance.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
You have to google it and see it to believe it.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
But anyway, he does it every time, and I think
this is what the Mets need because they've been doing
a little bit better recently since they had it Well.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Scary you do that dance every time you have a
good phone tap, same thing exactly. You did it until
we started declining. Here, you did get finned here, Hey, gandhi,
what's up with you today?

Speaker 3 (54:20):
All right?

Speaker 5 (54:21):
So I noticed this for sure when I was in Europe.
And then I follow a page about all things in
New York City and they just posted a big I
don't want to call it a diatribe along diatribe, but
they're on the same page. If you are at a
place that is a memorial, a place where people have died,
something sad happened, that is not the place to do
TikTok dances and smile with your friends and take a

(54:41):
bunch of pictures over and over again.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
What did you see? What did they show?

Speaker 5 (54:45):
So they were talking about the World Trade Center and
the reflecting pools over there, and how it has become
overrun with people doing dances and taking pics over and
over like seventeen different model poses. And they say, I
understand that maybe this happened be before you were born,
because it happened in two thousand and one. However, thousands
of people perished here. Stop doing that, Do not do that.

(55:08):
And I noticed it all over Europe at different places,
and I thought, wow, this is such an interesting, like
weirdly dystopian world that we are living in Arlington Cemetery.
You don't do dances at these places. Now you can
appreciate it. Take the photo if you have to, but
don't don't dance. She's strange.

Speaker 8 (55:25):
You know.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
It is, without without debate, a time where influencers have
lost their friggin minds. Yeah, they will go to do that.
They will go to the ends of the earth just
to try to get those clicks right, and including dancing
on the grave of people who died, you know. That's
and all these influencers, you know, they go to the
restaurants and they they some of them single handedly ruin

(55:49):
family businesses that have been open for dozens of years,
you know. Yeah, And it's just I don't know, that's
you know. The thing is is we are the ones
that give the influencers the power. We are, we're the
ones that follow them. So maybe if you have an
influencer you follow, you're like, oh, they're so outrageous, they're
so great, And then you see them dancing on the
graves of people who have perished, who've been murdered by terrorism.

(56:10):
Or whatever. Maybe you should unfollow them. I don't know
if at least you're doing your part. Thank you for
bringing that up. By the way, what's this account that
you were a following about.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
I believe it's called NYC Unlocked. I have to go
double check on that, but I will find it and
send it to you.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
I will police it along with you. Okay, hey, straight
and eight, what's up with you?

Speaker 13 (56:30):
I love farmers markets and farm stands, and this is
the time of year. If you guys are anywhere near
a farm stand, do yourself a favor and stop and
get it, you know, corn or whatever, because it's amazing.
But I have an issue in a question, Elvis. You
might be able to answer this. Why is it? Candalopes
and a lot of stuff that's coming from a farm

(56:50):
stand smells so bad it stinks. I've got really well
it's it smells bad, but when you cut it up,
it's fine. So like, I have two candlelopes right now
that are hanging outside of my apartment because I cannot
have them inside, and they just smell like a rotting corpse.

(57:11):
You it has something to do with the skin, right,
I guess the rind or something. But when you cut
it up, it tastes delicious and smells fantastic.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
But it's just I got some broccoli. Oh my god,
it was okay, well broccoli, we know. Hey, let's go
to our fruit specialist, Scotty Bee. Scotty Bee knows fruit. Hey, Scotty,
are there some strains of fruit that may have skin
that stinks, but once you get into the flesh that
tastes great.

Speaker 15 (57:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 18 (57:36):
Maybe it's just because the stuff at the farm set
is all natural and organic and it was sitting in manure,
so that's probably why.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
That's probably it.

Speaker 18 (57:42):
Yeah, it's not clean that spray or anything like that.
God that candleope right, if.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
We have any candleope, if we have any candlop specialist,
would you please Texas now at fifty five one hundred.
All right, Scotty Bee's entry maybe is close to the inside.
You're fine. I just flying impure apart. Right.

Speaker 18 (58:01):
What you got to do though, when you cut melons
and stuff like that, you have to wash the rind
because your knife goes through the rind and into the melon,
so anything that's on the outside is getting pulled through.

Speaker 10 (58:10):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
I'm sure that Nate knew that, right, Nate. Sure? Na,
Oh god, you said always Nate, Nate, You're gonna have
explosive diarrhea. Didn't you read the news? Okay, oh my god.
You wash your utensils, wash your your cutting board, wash everything.
All right, we're worried about you. Hey, Danielle, what's up

(58:32):
with you?

Speaker 4 (58:32):
So my sister did it.

Speaker 12 (58:34):
They were, you know, looking on TikTok and people were
doing Disney in a day, and so my brother in
law was like, let's try it and see what happens.

Speaker 10 (58:42):
And they did it.

Speaker 12 (58:43):
They took a flight in the morning, eight am, they landed,
they stayed all day in the parks until closing. They
did three parks, Epcot, Hollywood Studios, and Magic Kingdom, and
they got on sixteen rides and they did it in
twenty four hours.

Speaker 10 (58:58):
How crazy is that.

Speaker 12 (58:59):
They're tired and exhausted. But it can be done Disney
in a day.

Speaker 10 (59:04):
So now this is on my bucket list. I have
to do this. I'm very excited about it. Okay, that's
so cool that it can be done.

Speaker 5 (59:10):
I love that.

Speaker 12 (59:11):
Yeah, it helps if you know what you're doing with
the Disney and the planning, and you know the you
know how to get on what ride and timing about that,
you know.

Speaker 10 (59:19):
So she's good at that.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
But it was exciting.

Speaker 10 (59:21):
I'm so happy for her.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
I'm in I can't wait to be in Florida more
so speaking up. Oh my god, I will be there.
You know, we're we're doing this very special weekend on
a big cruise ship. Can't talk about it, but it's
it's it's it's for work, not play. So no, never,
don't everyone start going. You get to go and your create.
Oh no, it's going to be a hard work, right guys. Yeah,

(59:43):
all the work we do is hard. Definitely happens to
be in a nice location exactly now, right after Labor Day,
I believe. I think it's the weekend leading into Labor Day.
Is that correct? I think it is after after Labor
Day after Okay, okay, the week after it is, it's
after LABORATY don't need to look it up.

Speaker 15 (01:00:02):
I got it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
That's the week. That's the I think that Monday we
are launching our first Scream truck in South Florida. Yes,
I believe it's Monday the sixteenth, if I'm not mistaken.
Twelve fourteenth, the fourteenth. They think Okay, okay, we'll do it.
I hope I show up on the right day because,

(01:00:24):
as you know, I'm a member of the Scream Truck family,
and we are launching our very first one in South Florida,
and as we get closer, we'll be announcing it more
and more and more because we want everyone to come
out and support. Looking for the big pink truck with
the incredible ice cream. Can't wait. So there you go.

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Man, they need so hot down there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Yeah, okay, it'll stay hot for a few more days,
I'm sure. Hey, may I add an around the room
as well?

Speaker 8 (01:00:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (01:00:51):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
You know how when you sit your you're asked out
in an airplane on an airplane and they say, hey,
keep your seat belt, even if you're not getting up
and rolling around, keep it fastened. I saw firsthand exactly
why that is so important. Yesterday I had to take
a flight and we hit this pocket of turbulence that

(01:01:14):
I've never I've flown a billion miles, I've never experienced
anything like this. It was something you would see in
an air crash film. Right, everything, and I'm not kidding,
everything that was not tied down or belted down and
everything in some things that were hit the ceiling of
the plane and came back down to the ground. Everything.

(01:01:37):
It was the most surreal thing I've ever seen in
my life. It was frightening as hell. Luckily, luckily no
one hit their heads, no one hit the noggins. Everyone
was bolted down. But parts of the plane fell off
inside parts of the cabin. Wow, it was that violent.
So of course you know it was a frightening moment.

(01:01:59):
But that is why they tell you we don't know
when turbulence is approaching or we're approaching turbulence, so it
is best if you're in your seats, keep your seat
belt fastened. All right, I said it. Wow, I definitely
learned my lesson yesterday. Yeah, gandhi.

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
So I don't know if you guys have ever been
in one, and it sounds like maybe this is what happened.
A microburst. Have you heard of microbursts in the air?

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, there's another name for him too.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
It just plummets like hundreds of feet because of the
pressure around and especially like yesterday, there were thunderstorms in
the area. So I guess when there are thunderstorms they
create these microbursts. As you're traveling and it can just
happen out of nowhere, even without feeling any turbulence. The
plane can just hit it and drop a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
So yeah, it was insane. We went up and then down.
I'll never forget. I think everyone in the cabin was
so frightened they couldn't scream. I'll leave it at that happen.

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
They're built to withstand this kind of thing though, right
of course, as they say, and you know, it's just
like boating, you know, And Foggy will tell you the
same thing. The craft can take much more than the
people on board, So doubt and there you go. So anyway,
keep it buckled. Hey, okay, may give you some good news. Yeah,
we're all gonna we're all gonna fly to the Bahamas.

(01:03:16):
Maybe I could to time this out better. No, this
is perfect timing to talk about Baja Maar. Something pretty
cool is gonna be happening at Bahamar. It's the Bahamas
Culinary and Arts Festival at Baha Maar Resort. You know,
when you go to fly into Nassau in the Bahamas,
you know Bahama, you can't miss it. Beautiful place. I've

(01:03:38):
stayed there. A lot of several people here have stayed there.
You will win round trip airfare with terminance free air
almost guaranteed. So it's a trip for your flight for
two a three nights stay at Baha Maar Resort and
two gold weekend passes to the Culinary and Arts Festival
taking place in October October twenty first to the twenty fifth.

(01:04:01):
If you want to get the rules and you want
to enter to win this, do it now at Elvis
Duran dot com. This is the fifth year, I believe,
of the Bahamas Culinary and Arts Festival at Bahama and
it's the best in culinarian art together one incredible weekend
Bahamian cooking, but cooking from around the globe and global
global chefs showing up too, including Daniel Bleud our friend

(01:04:22):
Marcus Samuelson will be there. Hell yeah, Oh, Dario Zuccini
who's famous for his meat. Who hasn't experienced Dario Chuccini's meat? Hello, Hello,
he has a restaurant there at Bahama, and as well
as guest celebrity chefs. It's going to be just an amazing,
amazing weekend. We want you there. Buddy Veloastro will be

(01:04:42):
there caking it up. He's got he's got cake.

Speaker 15 (01:04:45):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
The Fuse Caribbean Art Fair is going to be going
on with one hundred artists from all over the twenty
countries representing in the Caribbean. A Taste of Baham March Friday,
October twenty third, all inclusive party. You're going to that?

Speaker 15 (01:04:57):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:04:58):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Have I sold you yet?

Speaker 8 (01:04:59):
Do you want to?

Speaker 21 (01:05:00):
Daddy?

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
You're not allowed? But are we allowed to go? Are
we invited? You're the big daddy. You make the calls, Nate,
Are we going?

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
We're going? Yeah oo, beaches, pools, cocktails.

Speaker 5 (01:05:17):
Can we call seats now? I want to sit by
Danielle on the way down.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
No, Danielle insists I'm sitting next to me. She likes torture.
If if we if we got the three seat configuration,
I could sit between the two that anyway. Again, it's
a trip for two three nights at the amazing Bahamar
Resort for the Culinarian Arts Festival, taking place October twenty

(01:05:43):
first to the twenty fifth. I'm sure your calendar is free.
If not, make it, make it so go to Elvis
Durand dot com Elvis Durand dot com for the details
and the rules. And enter to win this incredible, incredible thing.
All right, you want to play a song?

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Yeah, Scary?

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
What did you hear of the WEEKND? You told me
what it was. I'm like, oh my god, we've got
to hear that. This banger from the late nineties free
Ultra Nate, Oh, Ultra na Yeah. I haven't heard this
since the nineteen eighties.

Speaker 15 (01:06:14):
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
When was it nineteen ninety eight? Ultra note. So don't
you ever heard that song before?

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
I have never heard that song of.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Nice song, nice memory there, Scary, where'd you hear it?

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
I was listening to the Classic Dance channel on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
I don't know what it's called. It's not called Okay,
that's it was one of them okay Okay channel. That
also also sounds like something you'd hear on the Pride Channel.
It was Pride. It was Pride. Yeah, I was listening Scary.
Listens to the Pride channel on iHeart Radio. We used

(01:06:56):
to have two. We had the Pride Classics Channel and
the Modern Day Pride Channel for the old and the
new queens. So there, let's get into the three things
you need to know from Gandhi and get on with
our day. Gandhi, What do you have going on this hour?

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
The head of SANCAM says there are indeed mental health
challenges on board the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln after
a sailor reportedly tried to jump overboard. However, Admiral Brad
Cooper said that the ship had the lowest reported numbers
of cases related to mental health out of all eleven
active carriers. Cooper visited the ship Saturday, which has been
on a record deployment at sea in support of the

(01:07:33):
war with Iran. The USS George Washington is on its
way to the Middle East to relieve the Lincoln. Some
lawmakers are calling four hearings into conditions on the Lincoln.
Tropical Storm Lalla is moving westward away from the main
Hawaiian islands this morning, after leaving behind a trail of destruction.
At least one person is dead after Lalla came through.

(01:07:53):
The latest update from the National Hurricane Center puts the
storm just over three hundred miles west of Honolulu, with
maximum sustained whims roughly sixty miles per hour. This after
torrential rain caused widespread flooding and mud slides on the
Big Island and finally, opening statements are set to begin
today in the Tupac Shacorp murder trial, thirty years after

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his death.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
Wow Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:08:16):
A jury of twelve was seated last week in Las Vegas,
along with four alternates. The defendant, Dwayne Davis, is accused
of orchestrating the Wrappers nineteen ninety six murder. He faces
life in prison without parole if convicted. And those are
your three.

Speaker 21 (01:08:30):
Things, pop O, you are so hilarious, mister in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 12 (01:08:44):
People think toilet paper is an either or kind of thing,
either strong or soft, but you know, angel soft is
in all of the above toilet paper. Pick up a
back of Angel Soft in the toilet paper aisle at
your nearest retailer. Angel soft, soft and strong simple.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Elvis Deran in the Morning Show got some sound with
Garrett coming up. Speaking of Garrett, Garrett sitting on a towel?
Do you want to hear? Why do you want to
hear the story?

Speaker 6 (01:09:17):
Guys?

Speaker 22 (01:09:17):
Not even a towel, Elvis. I'm sitting on newspaper right
now like a dog.

Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
You're welcome, huh.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
I feel so disgusted that this happened to you, and
I feel even more disgusted that you're in the room
with us as am I with you. Hey, hey, I
don't like p like you.

Speaker 22 (01:09:36):
Okay, go ahead, tell your story. Well went, I went
into our bathroom, thank you. I went into our bathroom
here at work, and the first urinal I approached, and
as I'm approaching, it turned into like a I was
on an ice rink, and I slipped and I fell
because there is a huge puddle of pea underneath the urinal,

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like huge, not even like just like a little droplet,
like someone just totally decided to not even use the
toilet and decided to use the floor instead.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
So I landed on my ass. Did was anyone watching this?

Speaker 7 (01:10:09):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Most important point, trust me.

Speaker 22 (01:10:11):
First I looked, and then I looked to see if
there was any type of cameras.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
So okay, So so some guys, some guys was standing
was standing at the urinal pissing all over the floor.
That's disgusting.

Speaker 22 (01:10:22):
I mean, you have to be very off on your
aim to just like miss the toilet completely and and
and hit the floor too. I mean, what what do
what how do I go about workman's comp Well, I
don't know if you physically hurt yourself, just humiliation. Well
I got to get my my butt checked out, but I.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
Okay, but okay, other than the fall, you're soaked, and like,
did you pee your pants or did someone else pee
your pants? That's the question of the book.

Speaker 22 (01:10:50):
Well, if I peed my pants? Uh yeah, where where
the where the where I fell?

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
It's in the back. It's in the back, And say
that it's in the back.

Speaker 10 (01:10:58):
Do you feel it right now?

Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
No, I don't, Ate dried so but for a while
somebody else's pee was on your butt.

Speaker 10 (01:11:04):
Yes, you feel like you need to shower, like of course.

Speaker 22 (01:11:10):
All the men's room is disgusting.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
Yeah it is. Well really, I think that goes without
saying at this point. But she's well, I'm sorry that
happened to you, but I'm even I'm even more sorry
that someone is such a jackass that would do that.

Speaker 5 (01:11:24):
Yeah, can we start guessing who.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Nate just raised his hand.

Speaker 13 (01:11:28):
Maybe I had a theory though, maybe they had like
some you know, every guys every once in a while
sprays in two different directions.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Maybe then clean it up.

Speaker 10 (01:11:39):
Yeah, really, you know, if you do that, I'm sorry,
but maybe they still that much.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
If it's it's the quantity he's speaking of.

Speaker 10 (01:11:48):
You know, yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Okay, let's talk about that for a minute without getting
too technical. How do we do that little fork in
the road thing?

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
I still I am as old as I am. I
still don't know you when it goes like that?

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Yes, how did you do that?

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
We call it the forked river?

Speaker 8 (01:12:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
I have a hearing, but I don't think I can
explain it here.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
Okay, don't do it. Don't do it. You're right, I
thank god. If Froggy says he shouldn't say it, then
definitely you shouldn't say it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
You know, I just googled it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
You never you know about this.

Speaker 15 (01:12:20):
This?

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Well, now she Doesni's having a moment.

Speaker 5 (01:12:23):
I just I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
So obviously obviously something's in there.

Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
Yes, blocking really, yeah, I see why I couldn't say it.

Speaker 10 (01:12:32):
Oh okay, oh that makes sense, I guess really.

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Can we go back to the fact that I'm sitting
on newspaper right now?

Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
I will send this to all of you in case
you're not.

Speaker 22 (01:12:44):
Can I do the crossword puzzle in your ass doing
tomorrow's horoscopes because I'm sitting on them right now? Oh no, no, no,
you're marinating the horoscopes.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Oh, look, someone texted and this happened to me once
the bathroom typing. The bathroom was backed up and I'll
walked in, didn't realize it slipped in the waste water
while it was at work. I had to go to
Kohl's and buy new pants and threw the other ones away. Yeah.
So I texted in and said that obviously that was
Curtis Slee what we already guessed that.

Speaker 5 (01:13:14):
I texted him and I told him if he doesn't
get to the bottom of it, we're gonna blame him.
And he has not replied.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Uh oh, gandhi, what you said is exactly what I
thought it was.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
Okay, but that doesn't always happen. I don't know that's
one way you could have Okay, moving, I'm moving on
the human body. What a love? What an amusement park?
That is all right, I tell you what. Let's get
into the Daniel report. Then we have sound with urine
soaked Garrett. Let's not make that stick, okay, okay, all right,
all right, let's get into Daniel first, who was totally

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dry with no urine stains on her pants. Good the
day is yo? All right, What's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
Spiderman?

Speaker 12 (01:13:53):
Brand New Day remained atop the North American box office
this weekend, seventy million bucks it brought in and it's
third weekend, raising it's domestic total to seven hundred and
eighty five point eight million dollars. The film also surpassed
the two billion dollar mark worldwide, so congratulations. The Odyssey
was second, and The End of Oak Street came in
at number three. So Ariana Grande, you know, she is

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in the middle of ten nights at London's O two Arena,
which is the final stop of her Eternal Sunshine tour.

Speaker 10 (01:14:22):
And who did she bring to the stage.

Speaker 12 (01:14:24):
Her Wicked co star Cynthia Urivo. They got up there together.
They sang for Good Yeah, from part two of Wicked.
Also Happy Days, which is a medley they performed a
year ago on the NBC special promoting Wicket for Good.
So people were really excited to see that. It was
it was a treat for everybody, So that was pretty cool.
So I don't know about you guys, but I know

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because I have kids and I have nephews, and you know,
squish mellows are a huge thing.

Speaker 10 (01:14:50):
I don't know, And if you're on nieces or whatever
into squish mellows.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
No, they're into dumplings.

Speaker 12 (01:14:55):
Okay, Well, squish mellows came into the world as a
viral toy, and now they're getting their own movie. I
one of those damn dumplings are gonna get their own movie.

Speaker 10 (01:15:03):
Eventually. These squish mellows are in development Amazon MGM.

Speaker 12 (01:15:07):
We don't know if it's an animated or a live action,
but it will be interesting to see when it comes out.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
You're talking about squish mellows and dumplings. I'm getting hungry.

Speaker 10 (01:15:18):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 12 (01:15:19):
So the Recording Academy is apparently reconsidering its new Asian
Pop Grammy category after criticism from artists and industry leaders.

Speaker 10 (01:15:28):
CEO Harvey Mason Junior acknowledged in a statement that.

Speaker 12 (01:15:32):
Some musicians feel the category isn't hitting the mark now.
Of course, Grammy executives are now consulting with reps from
K pop, J pop, C pop, and other communities about
possible changes.

Speaker 10 (01:15:44):
The debate comes after bts.

Speaker 12 (01:15:46):
To climb to subsubmit for the music of the twenty
twenty seven Grammys partly because of concerns about the category,
and they say, we hope our music can be heard
and loved for what it.

Speaker 10 (01:15:56):
Is, rather than being divided by region or language.

Speaker 15 (01:15:59):
So you go.

Speaker 8 (01:16:01):
Ah.

Speaker 12 (01:16:01):
Sad news, Hayden Pennitier has passed away at the age
of thirty six years old. Her dad Skip called her
an incredible light in the force of nature who brought
joy to those who knew her and to millions of fans.
No cause of death has been released. Law enforcement sources
told TMZ that police responded to an incident involving her
yesterday and so everything is an open investigation. If you remember,

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earlier this year, she did release her book This is
Me A Reckoning, and she talks about her battles with addiction,
postpartum depression, and life as a child star. And she
had said in an interview recently that she was.

Speaker 5 (01:16:35):
In a better space.

Speaker 12 (01:16:36):
And you know her from things like Heroes in Nashville,
And she did lose her brother back.

Speaker 10 (01:16:41):
In twenty twenty three, so a lot's going on in
her life.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
So I bet she used to visit this with her mom.
She and her mom used to come up here, didn't that,
didn't you?

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (01:16:49):
Oh yeah, that's right, My gosh, I believe it.

Speaker 12 (01:16:52):
It's just so sad, so our best is going out
to everybody, and obviously, like I said, an ongoing investigation.
So at the last minute, Dolly Pardon hanceled a scheduled
personal appearance for the grand opening of Dollywood's Night Flight
Expedition roller coaster, and Dolly said via video, I'm still
in Nashville.

Speaker 10 (01:17:09):
I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 12 (01:17:10):
I told you before. I have a few little health issues.
Sometimes I get a little dizzy and I get dehydrated.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
So there you go.

Speaker 12 (01:17:16):
And Harrison Ford will play Indiana Jones one more time,
but not in the way you're thinking. At Disney's d
twenty three convention over the weekend, he announced that he's
the actual model for Disney World's new attraction, Indiana.

Speaker 10 (01:17:29):
Jones and the Myth of the Jade Serpent.

Speaker 12 (01:17:32):
It's currently under construction and Animal Kingdom on the side
of the former Dino Land USA, which closed earlier this year.

Speaker 10 (01:17:38):
And you know, he's eighty four years old, so he's.

Speaker 12 (01:17:40):
Not really doing the indie movies right now, but it
will be cool to see this ride come to Fruition,
So exciting. Dan to the Stars, the next Pro American Ninjubaria,
The One Percent Club, The Quiz with Balls, it's always
sunny in Philadelphia.

Speaker 10 (01:17:54):
Lots of stuff on wherever you watch it. You tube
be you streaming you whatever. And that's my Danielle.

Speaker 5 (01:18:01):
Streaming the tube back to your tube.

Speaker 15 (01:18:06):
What do you know?

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
Stir home and waltz a friggin tube? What channel the tube?
Whoever streaming the tube?

Speaker 8 (01:18:21):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Um, sound yes? What do you got going on? All right?

Speaker 22 (01:18:25):
So Danielle was talking about D twenty three that happened
over the weekend, and last night it was the Disney Legends.
So a bunch of people received awards, including Lynn Manuel
Miranda for all his work that he has done with Disney,
and he did his acceptance speech to the tune of
part of Your World from.

Speaker 23 (01:18:39):
I was just nine by my TV learning each line
under the sea, praying each night the music I'd write
would be part of your world.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
Well talented guy, Yeah, from a little maid right there,
all right.

Speaker 7 (01:18:54):
Now.

Speaker 22 (01:18:54):
Over the weekend, two American airline planes were on the
way to Phoenix. But they also had one thing in common.
They had the same call numbers. So listen to air
traffic control calmly talk to both of them to say, hey,
there's a problem, let's figure this out and make sure
there is no casualties on.

Speaker 15 (01:19:14):
This your America twenty four ey through on the arrival.
I need you to maintain one zero thousand is your
company same call sign out of eight hundred descending to
one zero thousand. I've been working air traffic for twenty
five years. I've never seen the two aircraft pretty much
verge with the same call sign. That's pretty incredible. It

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could have been disastrous, but I'm glad it all worked out.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
Yeah, here's the thing. They were both from American Airlines.
As you said, they both had the same call sign,
and they're heading toward each other because and so that
could have been a major disaster. So, yeah, someone somewhere
is going to get yelled at. They're having a meeting
this morning somewhere. Someone doesn't have a job, Yes, but
that air traffic controller. I mean I would have freaked
out too. Well, the thing is they can't. Those are
the people that are not allowed to freak So I

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thought about scary being in that type of situation. Oh no, no,
he would. He would knock people over.

Speaker 22 (01:20:09):
Move over to the Happy Said Confused podcast. Matthew McConaughey
was talking about when he got pulled over in Mexico.
He's kind of like all of us where he name
drops a celebrity to try.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
To get out of planner and got me out of
a major Okay, okay, well you did to get out
of it to sorry hit the button early. He dropped
a name to get out of.

Speaker 24 (01:20:26):
A planner and got me out of a major mess
up in Mexico. One time, pulled in one late night
acrossing the border, going way down south and I get
pulled over and it's one of.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
Those pullovers where they noticed me.

Speaker 24 (01:20:37):
Green going a nice truck. This is that dressed down
and I'm like, godjeez, get the wallet out here we go.
It was going down and then I brought up you
guys know Jennifer Lopest ever see wedding planner like? And
I was like yeah, it was mean, like oh, and
they went off and we end up taking pictures together

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and then let me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Go why not? Why not?

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
If you have it? Why not?

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
All right?

Speaker 22 (01:21:03):
Kristen Bell, she showed up at the Savannah Banana game
and she performed Time of My Life and then she
did the lift with one of Savannah Banana players and
you'll hear the exact moment when the lift occurred because
everybody started cheering.

Speaker 10 (01:21:16):
Shot, how you sing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
God's crazy? You can actually see the lift without seeing
the lift exactly all right?

Speaker 22 (01:21:36):
And then finally, so there is a twenty minute documentary
that's gonna premiere at the Long Island Movie Festival next month.
It's called the nineteen seventy one Lost Billy Joel Interview.
So this is the first interview Billy Joel ever did
at a radio station on Long Island, the Long Island
l i U. It was the radio station and the college.

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And in this he talks about not wanting to play
Madison Square Garden. But if you know the backstory, Billy
Joel had a ten year residency at Madison Square Garden
recently and made a hell of a lot of money.
So listen to his first interview ever. So how long
ago was this nineteen seventy one? Wow, he had no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
Tonight or Billy Joel and his manager earlier and masa,
eventually you would like to get into the big places,
Madison Square Garden or something like that. Well, I don't
think I'd ever like to work Madison Square work. I mean,
it sounds stupid for me to say that now, you know,
I don't want to work there.

Speaker 25 (01:22:29):
That's that place is kind of a rupule of really
why because what it is, in effect is just jamming
as many people and making as much money as you
counted of a one night thing unless you're up front
or close, and it's just wasted.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
But Maxis is just too big bo I mean arguably
arguably close to probably a billion dollars this guy made, yeah,
or generated his mind the gardens he did.

Speaker 10 (01:22:58):
Well is regarding us that it's part of that commercial.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
I'm going to do it, and he had the idiot
has long gone on act you're a good American. So Garrett,
what is today? It's National what Day? Thrift Store Day?
When's this time anyone here went to a thrift store?
I went to one in the Eastfielder's I get about
a month or two ago.

Speaker 10 (01:23:24):
Yeah, I go to them all the time. We have
cute ones in my neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (01:23:27):
I went to one about a month ago.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Did you buy anything?

Speaker 8 (01:23:32):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
I didn't about a how do how do you duty?
Lero jacket? It has Howdy duty on the back. Absolutely so. Anyway,
so it's National thrift shop Day, so everyone goheut support
your thrift shop. I would consider a good will the
thrift shop.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
Go to good will.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
We went through in high school once a week and
we take our clothes home and boiled they and wearing
them the school. It was awesome. I should go there
for pants. You should? Oh god, how much whish money
do you?

Speaker 15 (01:24:00):
Guy?

Speaker 6 (01:24:01):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:24:02):
Can I go fish shapping?

Speaker 8 (01:24:03):
What?

Speaker 15 (01:24:04):
What?

Speaker 7 (01:24:04):
What? What?

Speaker 15 (01:24:05):
Here?

Speaker 11 (01:24:05):
It is?

Speaker 7 (01:24:06):
What?

Speaker 15 (01:24:06):
What?

Speaker 16 (01:24:07):
What?

Speaker 15 (01:24:07):
What is?

Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
Serial Killers a podcast for cerial lovers?

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
What that exts?

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
It four months? It didn't expire.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
It's just best buy.

Speaker 11 (01:24:17):
Open your free iHeartRadio app, search Serial Killers and listen
today Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (01:24:23):
ten accounts and Instagram's ongoing work to protect teens online
at instagram dot com slash teen accounts.

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
Hey have any of you ever taken an improv class?

Speaker 4 (01:24:51):
Yeah? I did.

Speaker 22 (01:24:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Not surprised people, no, no, no, no, you in particular
about it, but people that do what we do for
a living. It just seems to be a parallel to
improv in a way, because well our show anyway, because
we don't read a script, there is no script none.
But the art of improv is just, in my opinion, fascinating.

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It's just you know, free flowing, listening to what was said,
adding to it, continuing. It's like a game of tennis.
You keep rallying, you go, you hit the ball back
and forth with each other. Yes, and you do everything
you can not.

Speaker 5 (01:25:33):
To hit the net, right, everything you can. You know,
I've been lobbying for us to do an improv class
together for I don't know, like years at this point.
I think it would be so good because it is
exactly what we do. We could use a little refresh.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
Okay, I don't recall you lobbying for improv, but I
shouldn't say that because in the improv world, telling someone
that they never said anything about doing improv classes kind
of puts an end to the empire.

Speaker 7 (01:25:59):
It does.

Speaker 10 (01:26:00):
Yeah, I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
See you're having a class right now.

Speaker 5 (01:26:04):
Yes and.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
Yes, and that's that well, that's those are the two words,
right in an improv class. Yes and just to continue
things in motion, you know. All right, So Daniel, you
took improv?

Speaker 10 (01:26:21):
Yeah, I took him prov.

Speaker 12 (01:26:22):
But actually it was one of when I auditioned to
be at the Disney Studios for like the college program,
that was one one of the auditions was an improv.
Like we all had to do an improv to move
forward to the next to next step. So that was
a pretty big thing with them as well.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
It was interesting, was that sheer terror for you?

Speaker 10 (01:26:41):
No, it was fine.

Speaker 15 (01:26:42):
I was.

Speaker 10 (01:26:42):
I was fine with that. I moved on to the
next level, so I was, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
See, look, I know we improv in here every day
and we have to. But at the same time, we
have a clock ticking, which is an extra added bonus.
I mean, so, I mean, so we've been I've been
doing this, well, this show's been on for thirty something years.
I've been doing this for forty fifty years, you know.
I mean I've been doing almost fifty years. Radio for
almost fifty years. The thing is, you have to keep

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it moving, but you have a clock ticking. You have
to get it done in a certain amount of time.
So therefore, you know, you have callers on, you have
to you have to move them ahead that you can't
let them lag, you know, dude, And even in this room,
if someone starts to go on and on and on.
I'll find a way to be a jerk and kind
of creep in there and move it on. So there's
a timeout thing. It's it's tricky, but if you said, Elvis,

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you're going on stage tonight in front of an audience
of fifty people and you're doing improv, I would crap
my pants.

Speaker 5 (01:27:36):
Yes, I feel like it turns conversation into a team
sport instead of just one on one.

Speaker 8 (01:27:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:27:44):
Like, I don't know if that really makes sense, but
like all, we're all working toward the same thing at
the same time.

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
And one thing to also keep in mind is typically
when you see people doing improv, it's comedians, and the
rule that all improv has to be funny is the problem,
because all improv does not have to be humorous. It
really is truly just vaulting back and forth in conversation
and seeing how what different interesting alleys it could It

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could end up going down yet scary.

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
So when I was in middle school, I was in
drama talent. Everyone had to have a talent and one
of the portions of the course was improv and it
was terrifying because you don't want to be the train
that stops the caboose and the whole thing and goes
off the rails. You want to keep the thing going.
So I was like freaking out. I had stage fright.

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I didn't want to be ever.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
Part of that, but I had to because it was
part of the course. And here you are today. I
like this text superfunt improv game we play. It's called
Don't Get Me Started. I actually played this one. It's
called don't Get Me Started. The rules are you hand
someone a random topic to rant about. Ideally, then they

(01:28:56):
didn't pick the topic at all, and they start by saying, oh,
don't get me alright on this, you know, insertain topic
name here, and then they proceed just to go off
the cuff and say whatever they can about it. Right.
But and then then I guess the way we played it,
you had to move to the next person don't get
me started, and then you have to tag onto whatever

(01:29:16):
they said. Those are fun games. You know, you can
easily play card games with your friends. Improv games I
think are much more fun because you have to get creative.

Speaker 5 (01:29:25):
You have to think, yeah, they're so fun. And it's
also about reacting to what somebody said. Not necessarily just
waiting for your turn to say what you wanted to say,
so it keeps the conversation flowing in the right direction.

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
So let's do one. Let's do an improv Okay, yes,
and yes, and well, I mean, look look at the
good that comes out of it. Let's talk about that.
You're if you master improv with your friends or with strangers,

(01:30:00):
doesn't matter stranger strangers would be more fun. I think
if you can master that, that really helps you in
your day to day conversations with people anywhere and everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:30:09):
Right, Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I was just reading about the
positive impact that improv classes have on teenagers because you know,
now everybody's so on their screen and they're used to
communicating with people via text and having a minute to
stop and think about what they want to say, whereas
when you're in a social setting in a classroom or
at work, you don't really have that same amount of time,

(01:30:29):
and there's so much anxiety that comes with it. So
improv classes are being recommended so that you can sort
of get over that and learn how to fit back
into a group setting where you can't use your screen.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
Wow, you know, you just really truly identified the big
problem with communications communication this day and age, if you
want to say it that way, is we are so
anti improv because of this phone right here. Yeah, because
of their interactional on social media. Yeah, Nate, what's okay?
I'll give you a scenario. You ready this how it
prov works? Would you be okay with this? I'll give
you a scenario. You guys acted out?

Speaker 2 (01:31:02):
All right?

Speaker 13 (01:31:02):
So, so Danielle and Gandhi, you work at an erotic
bakery of course, all right? So you you you're there
and you're starting the day and you're you're baking Eurotic
cakes and all that stuff.

Speaker 12 (01:31:15):
Okay, okay, okay, So Gandhi, did you put the penis
cookies into the oven yet?

Speaker 5 (01:31:21):
I sure did, Danielle. We need to make sure that
they're filled with cream, yes, and you.

Speaker 12 (01:31:25):
Know you have to only cook them a certain amount
of time because we don't want to burn them.

Speaker 5 (01:31:30):
And we want to make sure that they're in every
color as well, of course.

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
Im customer customer command, Hi, you, I need a penis
I need a penis cake. I need a penis cake.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Please?

Speaker 5 (01:31:43):
Amazing?

Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
What flavor.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Penis?

Speaker 5 (01:31:47):
Peace?

Speaker 10 (01:31:47):
I don't think penis is an actual flavor at this point.

Speaker 5 (01:31:51):
Can we call in Scotty be because that's how it
would become.

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
I'm not terrible. It isn't penis of flavor.

Speaker 4 (01:31:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:31:59):
I don't think penis is a flavor, sir. I mean
we have chocolate vanilla.

Speaker 5 (01:32:03):
We even have banana cream.

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):
Banana cream would be perfect.

Speaker 15 (01:32:07):
Okay, So.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
For the gentleman, me give me your pencil. I'm gonna
show you what shape I wanted to be, because this
is someone I know I wanted to be shaped like
this right here? Okay, there can you do that?

Speaker 6 (01:32:20):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:32:20):
That goes a little to the left. They should get
that check, sir.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
It's actually to the right, but I guess it'd be
to your left.

Speaker 10 (01:32:29):
When do you need this cake?

Speaker 4 (01:32:30):
Bye?

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
By the way, tonight, how fast can you can you
cram your penis cake in the oven?

Speaker 10 (01:32:37):
I don't know, Gandhi, do we have time to cram
our penis cake in the oven today?

Speaker 5 (01:32:40):
Absolutely? I think it's an extra cost for this rush
delivery of the penis, but we could definitely do it
banana cream. Yeah, okay, the right lately.

Speaker 1 (01:32:49):
Insert something new scary enters and is upset with his
boob cake. Excuse me, yes, I'm sorry, can you wait
in line?

Speaker 17 (01:32:58):
Please?

Speaker 10 (01:32:59):
Were helping this gentleman.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
I'm sorry, hey, please go right ahead, mister important, go
right ahead. Press an issue.

Speaker 3 (01:33:07):
I ordered this boob cake, but this, the left one,
is far bigger than the right one. I feel like
my wife is going to be insulted when I present
this to her.

Speaker 5 (01:33:15):
No, it's called life, it's called your wife knows what's up.

Speaker 10 (01:33:20):
My mom always complains that one's bigger than the other.

Speaker 4 (01:33:23):
It's a normal thing.

Speaker 10 (01:33:23):
Don't worry.

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
And I ordered a quart of milk with this, and
and you didn't give me the milk.

Speaker 10 (01:33:28):
We don't want milk in this bakery.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
Don't know. I thought you did sell milk. You sell milk.

Speaker 10 (01:33:33):
It says it on the sign we're out.

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
Okay, you just okay to you just you just slit
the tire right there. She said no, but no, but
he says it's on the sign. No, there's no sign
with milk on. It has milk sign milk. Go ahead, Nate,
get back to it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
Froggy enters and has to use the bathroom. Urgent.

Speaker 10 (01:33:58):
Oh jesus, excuse me.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Do you guys have a restroom I could use.

Speaker 5 (01:34:02):
For paying customers only? Do you want a penis or boobs?

Speaker 14 (01:34:05):
I would like to buy the biggest penis cookie you
have because I just need that, and I would like
to use your bathroom at the same time.

Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
Can you get the key to the bathroom first?

Speaker 10 (01:34:13):
You'll need to pay first, and then we'll give you
the key.

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
That's right, Okay, Here, I'll play you with my I'll
show you with the bathroom. I've been here many times, sir.
I'll take you to bath them.

Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:34:21):
We only allow one customer at a time in the bathroom.
We've had some incidents here at the Erotic Dakery.

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
I'll get a hand.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
Is this penis cake for sale?

Speaker 8 (01:34:28):
This?

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
This is great?

Speaker 4 (01:34:29):
Yes it is.

Speaker 10 (01:34:30):
This one's for sale, but we were making a special
one for this gentleman.

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
Excuse me, bathroom?

Speaker 10 (01:34:37):
Hello, you need to pay first? Where's the money?

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
Idea? This gentleman who wants to go to the bathroom.
I wonder if his wiener will be a great model
for my cake. So let me go take a look.
I'll get back to you.

Speaker 10 (01:34:49):
No, you come with me, Okay, I guess it's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:34:52):
Don't forget the sketching tool. You're gonna outline it.

Speaker 5 (01:34:56):
We also take photographs. If you would like to provide
a photograph work got to.

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
Please schedule all right? So I went to the bathroom
with this gentleman and his is perfect. Sir, would you
mind posing to be a model for my penis cake?

Speaker 15 (01:35:13):
And I got it?

Speaker 1 (01:35:14):
Thank you guys. I'll be back in one hour.

Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
Not at all, but I think where do I go
to pose?

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
And see what we could use?

Speaker 5 (01:35:25):
A refresher?

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
Yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:35:29):
I want my money. I didn't buy anything returning it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
I'm the only one that bought anything. I paid for
a winger cookie in this whole deal.

Speaker 10 (01:35:41):
I see any money come out of your bocket.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
I thought you were going to be on the floor.

Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
Oh this is like I'm done with this.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
No, no, I mean scene is done.

Speaker 10 (01:35:54):
Yeah, and scene.

Speaker 1 (01:35:57):
And yes and so yeah. So in closing, I'm gonna
close it out so improv why not? It scares me
the thought of it. And I know, am I the
only one whose heart starts to beat a little faster
when I started thinking about having just be on stage
and do this?

Speaker 13 (01:36:15):
But I think that makes you that if you need
some energy, you know what I mean, if you don't
have any, I don't feel like you're gonna be as funny.

Speaker 5 (01:36:25):
I think doing it in front of people would make
me nervous. Yeah, just us in a room together, I
think would be so fun.

Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
Well we just we kind of did that. You do
have several million people, all right, improv who agrees? Text
us your thoughts. And by the way, if you have
any more of these fun improv games, will you text
those ideas to us? At fifty five one hundred, I
would love to hear that. It's pretty cool. All right,
we'll be back after that, I probably haha.

Speaker 4 (01:36:55):
Laugh funny.

Speaker 11 (01:36:56):
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four two zero one hundred.

Speaker 14 (01:37:09):
Get you when you're like actually on the phone.

Speaker 4 (01:37:12):
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Speaker 1 (01:37:15):
I don't know a cheese should not turn me on
so much, which it depends. I was talking earlier about
going to Fiors in Hoboken. Yeah, they have this. This
is so stupid. They have this provolone cheese. This provolone
I'm not going to call it provolone cheese. We'll get

(01:37:36):
into that argument a second from earlier. Remember that argument. Yeah, fish,
So they have this tuna fish. It's tuna.

Speaker 10 (01:37:43):
We know it's I know, but my mind is blown that.
It's that for today, we need to exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:37:48):
We're gonna get to that, because we're going to get
to that. They have this provolone that is not from
this world. I've never had anything like this in my life.
And with each bite, I don't know it, it goes
to it takes that flavor into parts of my brain.
I can't. I can't accept how short can't. It's sharp,

(01:38:12):
it's a sharp problom and and I you know, and
I went with our friend Achide, who knows where to
get any cheese from anywhere in the world, especially Italian cheese.
He said, you can't get this anywhere except for Fioras done.
So I'm coming back. I gotta get I got a
stand alone just to get this cheese. And I'm going
to bring it in and when you taste it, you
will look at me and go, oh god, I understand

(01:38:33):
why you were at a loss for words here. Wow,
just amazing cheese people. Che No, no, no, we're not
going there.

Speaker 5 (01:38:46):
But can I find can you explain what tastes so
different about this versus other no cheese?

Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
I can't, I can't. I mean, it's the it's another dimension.
It's it's it's so matrix. I don't even know how
to get to it. Wow. So anyway, so that's that.
There's nothing in your life that's like that. You just
can't explain it. It's just so powerful. But it yet
it's something as simple as cheese. What frog sweet tea?

(01:39:12):
There's this one place. I go here, right around the
corner from my house. They have the best sweet tea.
I don't know how much sugar is in it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:17):
I don't know why. It tastes better than any sweet
tea I've ever had in my whole life. Is my favorite.
I will go there and just get sweet tea.

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
But it takes you to a place you can't you
can't explain.

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
It takes me back to being a kid in North Carolina.

Speaker 1 (01:39:29):
Sure, okay, so wow, okay, So obviously it's triggering. You
have had a sweet tea kind of like this, probably yeah,
years ago? Wow, Danielle, Yeah, come on, I don't know.
I think, all right, okay, it'll come to you. You'll
wake up in another night. Oh god, this is the one.
What about you A Gandhi?

Speaker 5 (01:39:50):
I would say mocha chocolate chip ice cream from Graters.
If you haven't had it, Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (01:39:56):
It is so good.

Speaker 5 (01:39:57):
There's just and it hasn't changed over the year. A
lot of recipes have like change over the years. It's
so good. I'm gonna bring it all for you guys
so you can try it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:05):
It just hits. It hits in a way that nothing
else can hit.

Speaker 3 (01:40:08):
Yes, Kiri, Ronnie brook Farms chocolate milk and the glass.

Speaker 1 (01:40:15):
Tastes like butter. It's so good. It's so thick. It's
like a chocolate shake.

Speaker 15 (01:40:20):
You know.

Speaker 10 (01:40:21):
Next level, I'm gonna go with.

Speaker 12 (01:40:24):
The vodka slice at Artichoke Pizza and the do And
here's the I really do. And here's the reason I
can eat a whole pie by myself in one weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:40:34):
It's insane.

Speaker 10 (01:40:35):
But here's why. Because I have said, and this is
the truth, even if.

Speaker 12 (01:40:40):
I had blood work scheduled the morning that pizza was
being delivered, I would reschedule the blood work to have
that pizza. Wow, because that I don't. I've never tasted
anything like it. To me, it is the best thing ever.

Speaker 10 (01:40:53):
I love it so much.

Speaker 1 (01:40:55):
Now we're making progress. Daniel's in. I'm in because this
is cheese. I'm going back for more. Don't don't try
to stop me. Okay, okay, let's get back to tuna
fish for just a second. And when I said provolone cheese,
I heard me myself say it, and I corrected myself
immediately because provolone is cheese. You're saying you're saying cheese
cheese basically. And so earlier we were talking about the

(01:41:17):
sandwich at Fiora's, which is a tuna fish sandwich, and
then it came up in the room. Why are you
saying tuna fish? We know tuna is a fish. Yeah,
it's a sandwich, the thing. But the thing is, it's
actually a tuna salad, is what it is. It's different
than having like sliced tuna.

Speaker 10 (01:41:35):
But I never thought of it like that, say tuna fish.
I just thought, yeah, that makes sense to fish.

Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
But you don't say that about anything else you eat.

Speaker 12 (01:41:43):
No, Like today, my mind was really blown by going, oh,
you're right, I only should say tuna.

Speaker 2 (01:41:49):
Wow, it's fish.

Speaker 10 (01:41:51):
I would never eat it anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:41:53):
What I'm saying this is crazy, But Gandhi and I
have a few other other pet peeve yes, the things
people say, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:42:01):
Chai tea, chai tea latte. What are we talking about?
Chai is tea and it's not a latte. So I
don't understand how any of that works.

Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
You could say chai flavored is what they should say, maybe.

Speaker 5 (01:42:12):
Or just I mean, we just say chai.

Speaker 1 (01:42:15):
It's just it's give me another one.

Speaker 5 (01:42:20):
Non bread, Yeah, it's just non.

Speaker 1 (01:42:24):
It's just non. None is bread.

Speaker 5 (01:42:25):
None is the bread.

Speaker 3 (01:42:27):
I'm triggered by cheese pizza. Don't say cheese pizza. If
just say pizza, pizza contains cheese, pizza pizza, it's cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
Cheese pizza is redundant.

Speaker 5 (01:42:40):
No, no, there's a there's a whole movement now with
pizza with no cheese. I'm not even kidding you. That
was all Brandon it the whole time. Pizza with no cheese,
it's really good.

Speaker 10 (01:42:51):
You never had a salad pie. A salad pie doesn't
have cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:42:55):
But but if you say the word pizza, you're thinking
dough cheese.

Speaker 5 (01:43:01):
Pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:43:02):
That's pizza. Don't say the word cheese.

Speaker 5 (01:43:04):
Pizzaza is a specific kind of pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
I kind of side with Scary on this one.

Speaker 20 (01:43:11):
Scary.

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
Sorry, I apologize. I never sided with you or anything.

Speaker 5 (01:43:14):
This is insane, not I kind of no.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
No, I mean if you want a just pizza with
cheeses asked for a Plaine slice, but keep in mind
that will have cheese on it. You're not describing cheese.
And there's a new movement according to Gandhi, you better
say cheese or no cheese because they're gonna they may
give you a slice with no cheese.

Speaker 5 (01:43:32):
I'm telling it's so good. The pizza with no cheese
is so good.

Speaker 15 (01:43:35):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:43:35):
Yeah, you say the word pizza, you're assuming cheese. It's
okay to have pizza without cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:43:40):
I'm not saying. I'm not trying to be that guy. Yeah,
today I'm with you. I'm gonna side. I'm giving you.
There's solidarity here. Yeah. Absolutely, this is just like on
bread cheese pizza.

Speaker 14 (01:43:53):
Where did tuna fish come from? Like we don't do
that with any other fish. Like we don't say, oh,
I'm gonna have some group of fish.

Speaker 1 (01:43:58):
I'm gonna have some.

Speaker 2 (01:44:01):
Fish.

Speaker 1 (01:44:01):
Well grow Growing up, mom would say, do you want
to tune a fish sandwich? So we've been saying our
entire lives. I don't know they the fish too.

Speaker 5 (01:44:09):
Oh that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:44:09):
Yeah, I mean I think it's weird. All right, It's okay.
Nate says according to Google, which okay, uh. At its
most basic, a pizza requires three core components of flat bread,
crust dough, a tomato based sauce, and melted cheese. That's okay,

(01:44:34):
Well there you go, alright, do not accept cheese. Pizza
is redundant. I like this text. Pizza without cheese is
for serial killers.

Speaker 5 (01:44:44):
I'm telling you it's so good.

Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
I've had it as well.

Speaker 8 (01:44:47):
It was, it was.

Speaker 1 (01:44:47):
It was a great experience. I'm not throwing that out
of the bed. What if if What if you had
a catfish salad sandwich? What would be catfish? Fish?

Speaker 5 (01:44:58):
Catfish?

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
Look, it's you have to put fish at the end
of catfish because otherwise it's cat right, you know what.

Speaker 10 (01:45:04):
I'm saying, Right, is it called catfish?

Speaker 7 (01:45:06):
Like?

Speaker 10 (01:45:06):
Why does it look like?

Speaker 1 (01:45:07):
Because it's whiskers bottom feeder, whisker growing fish. They're very
I grew up beting catfish, so I should know. All right.
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