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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I just laughed in a booker came out.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I love how funny they are so hilarious, and.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
I love listening to it on my way to work.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
I really so abused.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
The whole show really is on a slippery slope to help.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
H That's why I listen to it because it makes
me up every morning.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
He's aworded that is the single most annoying sound on twenty.

Speaker 5 (00:21):
Normst annoying sound on the plane.

Speaker 6 (00:25):
Totally honest.

Speaker 7 (00:25):
He's so funny. When I say, hey, please dong me
then feel free Elvis.

Speaker 8 (00:30):
Dread in the Morning show.

Speaker 7 (00:35):
Let me introduce you guys to Leanne Hiley, Anne. Thank
you for listening to us? Why are you excited?

Speaker 8 (00:45):
Then?

Speaker 9 (00:45):
I actually got thirty y'all, you're here.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
You're here now.

Speaker 7 (00:50):
A friend of mine, a friend of mine, has a
girlfriend who only stays over four nights a week during
the week, and he's convinced he's she's using him because
it's a short walk for her to get to work,
because she's not there on the weekends when she doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Don't you find that, suspect, Leanne?

Speaker 10 (01:08):
Yes, But I mean she she's five minutes away from work,
so why not?

Speaker 7 (01:12):
I mean I want She used to.

Speaker 11 (01:14):
Guide to remodel my house and.

Speaker 12 (01:16):
Then broke up, lit him and tells my house.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh, my girlfriend did that. She slept with her guide
just so he would do her cabinets in her kitchen
and she said, yeah, you know, why not. She goes,
I'm getting free cabinets, and then she broke up.

Speaker 7 (01:29):
Wait, bait, hold on, so you know only you're flipping
your house. You flipped your boyfriend.

Speaker 10 (01:37):
Up.

Speaker 7 (01:37):
Well, okay, let's be honest. Though, while he was living
with you and remodeling your house, he got advantage of
your being with you and all the I'm sure you
were nice to him during this short lived renovation.

Speaker 13 (01:50):
He didn't live with me.

Speaker 10 (01:52):
He just came up to work on it, and then
he would go back home.

Speaker 7 (01:55):
Okay, do you think he knew or what you were
up to or did he did he think there was
something else in the future.

Speaker 10 (02:05):
I think he thought there was something else in the future,
and then it turned out just there was.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I if you were honest and you just say, look,
you fix my house, I'll fix you up and then
we've part ways.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
Is that illegal?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I was gonna say that.

Speaker 7 (02:18):
Is that prostitutions? It's not monetary, Leanne.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Don't let them call you a prostitute.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
That's not nice.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Bathroom you know what.

Speaker 7 (02:29):
Look, you know, if he was smart enough, you may
have no he was going through Leanne. Thank you and
congratulations on your renovation. Sounds fabulous. Are you dating anyone? Now?

Speaker 4 (02:43):
What are you using?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
What are you using them for?

Speaker 13 (02:47):
I'm not using them actually, I mean this is a
full bone relationship. Oh we actually have a baby to go.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 10 (02:55):
All right, he's almost a year old.

Speaker 7 (02:58):
All right, congratulations, all right, thank you, LeeAnne, thanks for listening.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
There you go.

Speaker 7 (03:03):
You used the guy to remodel her house. No guilt
house looks great. Let's talk to John.

Speaker 14 (03:09):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
John, Hey, hey, hey man, we're doing okay.

Speaker 7 (03:14):
So you're not using your fiance for anything, but she
does have a dad that you're getting stuff from somehow.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Right, what's going on?

Speaker 15 (03:23):
Well, we've I me and my fiance has been together
about three years now, and and her father never really
liked each other again and to come new to us.
But last summer he got a cabin that Summersville Lake,
West Virginia.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Wait, wait, your father in law bought a cabin on
the lake.

Speaker 15 (03:42):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 16 (03:44):
How he got or whatever.

Speaker 15 (03:45):
But he invites his daughter, and of course I come
along last summer, and I should say, I guess we
just reconnected since then we'll want to begin this weekend.

Speaker 7 (03:54):
So now you're pretending to like him because you can
use his cabin on the water exactly, you know what,
whatever it takes. I mean, at least it's not like
you're screwing over his daughter.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
I mean that's good. That's a good relationship, right.

Speaker 15 (04:08):
That set his other day. He just doesn't like He
just doesn't like me. I don't. I might as well
reach the benefits though.

Speaker 7 (04:14):
It's might as well, you know, we're going if we're
gonna be in this together, might as well use your cabin,
all right, John, thank you. See I'm not I'm not
hearing anything earth shatting shatteringly off of here.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Mary Lynn.

Speaker 7 (04:27):
Yeah, So when you and your husband, well, hi, good morning.
So we're talking about using people for something while pretending
you like them. But so when you and your current
husband started dating, it was it was really purely for romance.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
It was something else, right, it.

Speaker 17 (04:45):
Was, but I was a student, a law student.

Speaker 18 (04:48):
It didn't have a.

Speaker 19 (04:49):
Lot of cash in my apartment building, did not have
any laundry, and I knew he had one that was
in his apartment.

Speaker 20 (04:56):
And when I first started dating him.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
U he stopped smiling.

Speaker 7 (05:01):
Wait hold on, oh yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
I thought you were smiling. You ever do that? You
smiled and you die your phone?

Speaker 10 (05:06):
Right?

Speaker 1 (05:07):
It was it was brody calling pizza.

Speaker 7 (05:09):
Huh okay, okay. So anyway, so when you first started
dating this guy, uh, you were in college and you
love the fact that his apartment building had a laundry,
had the laundry.

Speaker 17 (05:22):
Yeah, and so I, you know, I offer to do
his with mine.

Speaker 21 (05:27):
So it was like kind of an even exchange.

Speaker 17 (05:30):
But now here we are, like eight years later, and
he still hasn't done his laundry even once.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Now you're married to him.

Speaker 7 (05:37):
But back then, I mean, did you really sorry? But
back then you were just kind of hanging out. He
was kind of okay, but you really loved his laundry.

Speaker 18 (05:43):
I really loved the laundry.

Speaker 21 (05:45):
It really it really helped out.

Speaker 18 (05:46):
I did watch watch our movies together.

Speaker 17 (05:49):
And I didn't have to go to laundro mat and
suck it out with all those coins.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, remember coins? Do they still make coins?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
I know you you don't have like a Metro card
or something.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Thank you, mary Lynn, appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
I guess you know what.

Speaker 7 (06:08):
When guys go to uh strip clubs, Yeah, and they
really think these these women who are dancing like them.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
They don't froggy.

Speaker 22 (06:20):
No, they don't care.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
They like you as long as you're helping pay their bills.

Speaker 22 (06:26):
As long as you give them money, they'll listen to
whatever you want to say.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
This is why I never went like strip clubs with
my friends. I would always say that same thing to them. Guys,
they don't care that they're they're not attracted to you.

Speaker 7 (06:38):
Why the money they're using you for your But actually
there's a business transaction going on there.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I'm not saying anyway.

Speaker 7 (06:44):
So I'm just saying in life, sometimes you you're a
little nicer to some people because you get a benefit
of some sort out of it.

Speaker 23 (06:51):
Maybe I just feel like these people can be bought
for such little amounts of stuff, like here, have some boody,
I'll take a cabinet.

Speaker 7 (07:00):
My god, it all makes sense.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Look, if you're sex deprived and you want to get
some and you're very talented at making cabinets, then you
don't I know, but.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Don't don't someone don't tell some when you love them
when you don't.

Speaker 22 (07:13):
Clearly I love your cabinet.

Speaker 7 (07:15):
Hello, Alison, Hi, you slip with a guy and what'd
you get out of it?

Speaker 15 (07:21):
Well?

Speaker 9 (07:21):
We did date for a little while.

Speaker 24 (07:23):
He worked at my dealership, and spare keys are pretty expensive.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Spare keys. You slip with a guy for a spare key?

Speaker 24 (07:32):
I dated him for a month?

Speaker 3 (07:35):
A months?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Was it a key fob?

Speaker 7 (07:39):
He's the key a key to what.

Speaker 21 (07:42):
My car?

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Okay? Key fobs are.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Expensive, are very expensive, so you hung out with them?

Speaker 7 (07:48):
But you know what, Look, you know there was promise
of the possibility of something more. Right.

Speaker 25 (07:54):
I believe that he thought that yet.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Okay, that's what I was going for. Now, now what
do you what do you have to do to.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Get your tires rotated? All right?

Speaker 2 (08:08):
I think that might have been happening and we just
didn't realize it.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Thank you. Now I'm going to give you one more
and this is going to boggle your mind. Nikki.

Speaker 7 (08:17):
Yeah, Now, this is back in the day. Go back back,
go back, back, way back. You stayed in a relationship
way too long with this person.

Speaker 17 (08:26):
Why because it was my first time with the internet.

Speaker 7 (08:32):
And he had internet he had Internet.

Speaker 26 (08:36):
I had never experienced the Internet before, and yeah, I
stayed way too long.

Speaker 7 (08:45):
Oh my god, huh, that's crazy.

Speaker 26 (08:53):
Back in the dial up days when you could get
kicked off if you got another phone call. I stayed
with him until they started charging for the chat rooms,
and then I.

Speaker 7 (09:03):
Was like, hey, wow, all right, well there you go.
Well so you told him, you know, I stayed with
you way too long because you had the Internet.

Speaker 26 (09:16):
Eventually, you know, yeah, I confessed.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (09:22):
All right, thank you, Nikki. Now you have Internet. It's
like it's on your phone. I mean, it's just it's
the way alive.

Speaker 26 (09:29):
I married an I specialist technology at my finger tips
I ever needed.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
All right, good, yeah you have a type.

Speaker 7 (09:40):
All right, thank you, Thank you, Nikki. Thank you very nice. Okay,
so admit it to yourself. Think you don't have to
say it out loud. Did you ever date someone and
show more a fascination for them than you should have
because they offered something or there was something that you
got on the side. Here, there's got to be something.

(10:00):
Don't get back to me.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Later on that quick.

Speaker 27 (10:02):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (10:15):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 7 (10:18):
Hey, producer, Sam, Hi, you want to talk about it?
Is there something you want to discuss today with the family?

Speaker 6 (10:23):
Oh my god, what did I do today?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
You've been the other woman?

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (10:27):
That thing?

Speaker 28 (10:28):
Yeah, I have been the other woman in a relationship.
Not the one I'm in for anyone listening intently, but
in the past.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:36):
I why is this surfacing and making you crazy all
of a sudden Because.

Speaker 28 (10:41):
We were kind of talking about it the other day
and when it happened, I kind of just swept it
under the rug. But as I think of it more
and more, I'm more pissed at this human for putting
me and the other girl in this situation.

Speaker 7 (10:51):
Well, let's talk about it. Look, you know there's if
you are cheated on, the other woman is the other woman?

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Right?

Speaker 7 (11:00):
You wake up and realized, Wait a minute, I was
once the other woman. Yeah, so who you'd be giving hell.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
To some other woman.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
See that's the thing.

Speaker 28 (11:08):
I don't blame the other girl for hating me, But
I one hundred percent did not know what was going
on the whole four months I.

Speaker 6 (11:14):
Was dating this.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Yeah, that's sad.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
I know, I know, I was.

Speaker 28 (11:19):
Our schedules like, didn't line up a lot, so we
didn't see each other too much, so there was not
enough for me to really sniff around. But we ended
up going to a bar that he was a regular at,
and when he went to the bathroom, this woman supporting
a loving bartender, came up to me, held my hand
and said, sweetie, I don't know what conversations you guys
have had, but he's dating my cousin and she thinks

(11:40):
they're exclusive.

Speaker 7 (11:41):
Oh wow, So how did you act on that information?

Speaker 28 (11:45):
I simmered, I finished my beer, I ordered another, and
then I brought him outside and like a Jewish mother,
I am said is there anything you want to tell me?

Speaker 5 (11:55):
And his face dropped.

Speaker 28 (11:56):
He knew it was up and we kind of had
at it right there in the parking lot.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
We had to fight. But my very favorite part.

Speaker 28 (12:03):
Was I thought he was lying, which he was, so
he gave me the girl's number.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
He didn't think i'd call. He wanted to call my bluff.

Speaker 29 (12:10):
No.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
I called her. We were on the phone for like
two hours.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
What a dumb ass I mean.

Speaker 7 (12:14):
I mean, it's one thing to dump him because he
was cheating on someone else and trying about it. It's
another thing because he's a dumb ass.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
Yeah, he's a dumb ass.

Speaker 7 (12:21):
I will tell you though, when you are the other
woman and I have been same same, But I was
I was led to believe that well that was over,
that other one was overta you know you two.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (12:32):
I actually had no idea that there was another person.
I just realized that I couldn't find him on social media.
And then one of my friends found him and she
was like, this is why he probably has you blocked.
There were pictures of him and another girl everywhere.

Speaker 7 (12:43):
Just y wow.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
See that's like blatant hiding it from him very much.

Speaker 7 (12:46):
So I was with someone who was in the midst
of a breakup and it was basically quote unquote already over.
We're just like cleaning up the you know, we're just
ending in it and it's all done and so I
but it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
It was a lie.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
My phone call was he I'm pregnant with his baby.

Speaker 7 (13:06):
That was my god, yeah, how that goes?

Speaker 2 (13:09):
It was well, I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
And did they name her Danielle?

Speaker 2 (13:12):
No, I'm going to go ahead and say no. But
she called and she says, like, you know so and
so who you've been seeing yeah, well guess what, I'm
his girlfriend and I'm pregnant. And I was like, what, okay,
you have fun with that? And then I called him
out on it and eat and deny it. I mean,
you know, did you hate you?

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Though?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
No, because I didn't know. I really did not know.
I had no idea.

Speaker 7 (13:31):
Yeah, well, here's what I'm thinking. First of all, if
you are the other woman and don't know it, it's
not your fault. The person who's doing the cheating is
an a hole. Secondly, if they tell you that they
are in the midst of a breakup or a divorce,
it may be difficult to do this. Look them in
the eye and say, hey, once you get all that

(13:51):
taken care of, then you call me, yeah, because you
don't want to be dragged through that because there's you know,
there's a motion. Even if someone's so ready to divorce someone,
there's still a top there. There's still stuff going on,
so complicated.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
So you deserve more than you know, even if they're
telling you that it's over, like it's stringing you along
and saying oh yeah, yeah, this week, I'm going to
do it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh well we're going
We're doing this next week, I'm going to do it. Yeah,
it's like, you know, come.

Speaker 23 (14:14):
On, when you found out you were the other person,
did you have a conversation with the significant other?

Speaker 30 (14:20):
No?

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Do you think you should? I was really torn.

Speaker 23 (14:23):
So when I found out that I was the other person,
all of my friends were like, well, you're going to
say something to this girl, And I thought, I don't know.
I don't know her at all. I feel like she
should know, but I don't know if it's my place
to say something.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
What do you do?

Speaker 4 (14:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (14:34):
I think maybe I was in a situation where I
was just led to believe that he was leaving and
I knew who he was, but I didn't I wasn't
friends with him. But later on I found out that
they weren't anywhere about to break up, and.

Speaker 28 (14:47):
Yeah, like I was happy I had that conversation with
the other woman. But I got lucky. She was a
really receptive, nice person. She could have told me to
f the write off as soon as I called her.

Speaker 7 (14:57):
Yeah. With the bottom line is it was a guide
being a dude. Oh yeah, what's up?

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Scary?

Speaker 4 (15:01):
I read some crazy stat that eighty five percent of
people married people who cheat never ever wind up getting
the divorce. They say that they're getting the divorce, but
they keep that so you could keep hanging on, but
they say that it never happens because you know.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
It's the horse is expensive.

Speaker 7 (15:19):
Yep, nothing I'm ever going to experience that, right, is
this Tiana?

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (15:25):
This is hey Tiana.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 7 (15:28):
You hooked up with a guy, and afterward he casually
mentioned that he's in a relationship after.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
He how'd that go?

Speaker 20 (15:38):
Yeah, so he casually mentions his girlfriend, and I have
this confused, bewildered look, and so do my friends at
that point. And so I asked him and he's like, oh, yeah,
I have a girlfriend. We're long distance, and she understands
I have needs I.

Speaker 7 (15:56):
Needs, So he therefore renamed you needs. Oh yeah, yeah,
you are now my needs.

Speaker 10 (16:06):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 20 (16:07):
I was like, no, I'm not about this, so lost
the way after that?

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Good?

Speaker 7 (16:12):
Yeah, I'm glad you didn't let him like play around
with you like a cat plays with a toy. You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
He should have. Don't you think he should have said
something before you guys hooked up?

Speaker 31 (16:22):
Yes?

Speaker 20 (16:22):
Yes, yeah, but I have a feeling he was hiding
it because many girls probably wouldn't go for that if
they knew first.

Speaker 7 (16:30):
You want to say, no, what's shifty?

Speaker 5 (16:34):
I'm kind of on where I am in life.

Speaker 7 (16:35):
I might have said yes, no, yeah, it depends it
wasn't for Tiana. All right, all right, well, so now
if you hook up, are you a little nosy? Do
you try to do a little background investigation before you
go too far with anyone?

Speaker 20 (16:48):
I did after that, but I'm happily married.

Speaker 7 (16:51):
Now, okay, there you go. All right, Tianna, thanks for
listening to us.

Speaker 27 (16:54):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
Tappened, Daniell. Let's get into your phone tap? What's it
all about?

Speaker 14 (17:00):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (17:01):
So Connie wants to phone tap her husband Rick. They
run a coffee shop together. Rick is very proud of
his product. So I start the call with Connie and
then I have her put her husband on, and I'm
a very disgruntled customer.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Okay, let's see what happens in Daniel's phone.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Tap Connie, Oh, yeah, is that is Rick there?

Speaker 32 (17:21):
Yeah, he's in the back room.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Okay, so go get him. Tell him you have an
irate customer on the phone. And he needs to deal Wick.

Speaker 18 (17:29):
You got you gotta deal with this.

Speaker 11 (17:30):
There's somebody on the phone freaking out.

Speaker 18 (17:33):
You've got to talk to her right now.

Speaker 21 (17:35):
I can't deal with this.

Speaker 7 (17:38):
Hello, where this coffee sucks? Okay?

Speaker 12 (17:46):
Is it our coffee or is it somebody else?

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Now? It's your coffee. You have a drink it yourself.

Speaker 12 (17:52):
Uh yeah, I have? He said you got sick?

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Who is this?

Speaker 1 (17:58):
This is Rick?

Speaker 12 (17:59):
I'm the owner.

Speaker 14 (18:02):
Rick.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Really like my dog poop's better than this.

Speaker 12 (18:07):
Do you what do you want me to do? Do
you want me to refund your money? You want to
come in?

Speaker 4 (18:10):
I can give you.

Speaker 7 (18:10):
I can give you your money back.

Speaker 12 (18:12):
Then you know we'll take care of it. I'm sorry
you're not feeling well.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Like did you use the toilet water for this?

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Like scoop it up and stick it in?

Speaker 12 (18:18):
I don't, no, man, we don't do that. We actually
have very high quality coffee. I don't know what will happen,
but if you want to come into the restaurant, I'll
refund your money.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Well, let me tell you something. Two dollars and twenty
five cents for poop water is a little much, don't
you think?

Speaker 12 (18:34):
Well, maybe you can go to Starbucks and pay you know,
three fifty people for coffee, or you can go to
I keep.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Chasing it to see if maybe the next time, maybe
that's a quiet taste.

Speaker 7 (18:43):
But this not you know what.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Yelling at me is not going to get you anywhere? Okay, I,
you know what, Why.

Speaker 12 (18:49):
Don't you just relax and come in and I'll take
care of you.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yelling at a customer that's been poisoned.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
Ye haven't been poisoned, all right.

Speaker 12 (18:55):
You sound like some nut job that comes up the
street who wants a free cup of coffee.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
That's what it sounds like.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Okay, I don't know how you're still open? No, what
one hundred dollars for my problems?

Speaker 30 (19:06):
You want one hundred dollars?

Speaker 4 (19:08):
You want one hundred dollars for a three dollars cup
of coffee? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 14 (19:13):
No?

Speaker 4 (19:13):
First of all, you're not getting one hundred dollars.

Speaker 12 (19:15):
You can kiss my man give you a hundred dollars.
You know what, don't come into my store anymore.

Speaker 22 (19:20):
I don't even know who you are or what you
look like.

Speaker 12 (19:22):
I don't want you coming into my store anymore.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
You can take your business elsewhere. Is this Danielle from
Alvis Durancho.

Speaker 12 (19:32):
What, oh my god, this can't be real.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
It's you're liven't it?

Speaker 7 (19:39):
Oh my god, kad business.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
I've been phone caps, Connie, I just been phone cat.

Speaker 7 (19:46):
How did you figure that?

Speaker 12 (19:48):
I think I heard her laugh and I and I
recognized her laugh.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
So then I was like, this is just ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Well, I guess your coffee doesn't taste that bad, thank you, No,
it doesn't.

Speaker 8 (20:00):
Elvis Dan a phone tap.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 27 (20:06):
The Elvis Terran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show on Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
So, yeah, unusual pets. Well, look, if you have a
pet you love and.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
People give you Greek how a snake? What are you
doing with a snake?

Speaker 7 (20:29):
I mean, you know, you should be free to have
any kind of pet you want, as long as it
doesn't hurt you or someone else, or it's an endangered
pet that you should not have at your house. There
is that, But I just I don't see what a snake?

Speaker 1 (20:40):
What do you get out of a snake?

Speaker 23 (20:42):
Okay, So I used to work with a guy who
kind of took a snake out.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
For a walk. All yeah, he had a giant boa
and he used to take her.

Speaker 7 (20:49):
Out for walks.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Not he wouldn't put it on the floor and let
it slither.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Well, yeah, but he wudn't work with her.

Speaker 7 (20:55):
Well, I mean, was there like like a leash? No,
can you put your snake on the leash?

Speaker 2 (21:01):
He just put it around his neck.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
No, just walked out in the yard, slithered around.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
He'd walk around.

Speaker 7 (21:05):
All right, here's what we need. I need for you
to text me. If you have a pet that people
give you hell about.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yes, and can you.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Bring them to the studio please?

Speaker 7 (21:14):
Oh my god, pet snake.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
I'm gonna take my snake for a walk.

Speaker 31 (21:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
When we had those turkeys in the studio, oh god, no,
and we fed turkey to the turkey we did was
not nice.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Hello is this Brittany?

Speaker 11 (21:25):
Yes, it is all right.

Speaker 7 (21:26):
So you don't have a doggie, you don't have a
kitty cat?

Speaker 25 (21:28):
You have a pet hedgehog?

Speaker 7 (21:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Heads yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Can you cuddle a hedgehog?

Speaker 33 (21:34):
Absolutely? He loves cuddling.

Speaker 34 (21:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (21:36):
Yeah, I can see that. A friend one had a
hedgehog and had a lot of a lot of good
times with that.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Hedgehog.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
It's nice.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
I have wanted a hedgehog for so long.

Speaker 23 (21:46):
But then I googled hedgehog care and some things that
you might need to know about them, and it was terrifying.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
What do you mean they're very high maintenance? Apparently?

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Are they high maintenance? Brittany?

Speaker 26 (21:56):
Not really.

Speaker 32 (21:58):
Mine, mine's very lazy.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Lazy hedgehog.

Speaker 23 (22:02):
Well, they say that's one of the things to be
aware of because they have a propensity to be obese,
and then they can't roll into a ball, which they
like to do if they're scared or upset about something,
and then they get anxiety because they're obese.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Oh my gosh, I love.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
How you've did all the No, I looked it all up.

Speaker 23 (22:18):
Apparently they also really like to climb, but they have
weak ankles and feet, so they get up really high
and then they break their legs on the way down.

Speaker 7 (22:23):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah, hold on now, Brittany.

Speaker 7 (22:26):
You know, she says she learned these things, but you
know for a fact either this is true or not.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
I mean, do you have a leg breaking hedgehog?

Speaker 8 (22:34):
No?

Speaker 19 (22:34):
I do not.

Speaker 7 (22:35):
Okay, lazy lazy hedge The key is to have a
lazy hedgehog. It doesn't climb all right, but then he
gets anxiety.

Speaker 32 (22:43):
He likes to climb.

Speaker 25 (22:44):
He likes to climb, but I try not to make
him climb.

Speaker 7 (22:47):
A lot but Legand it sounds like Brittany's having a
very good time with her hedgehog, and you're like making
it sound like a nightmare.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
She'll be an immobile if he was spy.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Maybe she just not. She got a good head.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah, you got it. You got a good hedgehog. How
long have you had your hedgehog?

Speaker 26 (23:05):
About two years?

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Okay? How how long did they live in captivity?

Speaker 26 (23:11):
Till about eight years?

Speaker 1 (23:14):
All right, thank you for listening. What what's your hedgehog's name?

Speaker 10 (23:18):
His name is Henry.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Henry.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
You tell Henry? We said, hi, okay, I will.

Speaker 19 (23:24):
And you know what's funny is he eats cat food.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Of course we all do.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (23:29):
And he plays with cat toys.

Speaker 26 (23:30):
It's hilarious cat toys, squeaky toys.

Speaker 7 (23:33):
All right, Thank you, Brittany. There you go, hedgehog. See
not that not that unusual. Then you go talk to Corey, Corey,
how you doing.

Speaker 16 (23:40):
Hey, how they're going doing?

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Okay doing?

Speaker 7 (23:42):
Okay? So, uh, you have a thing for snakes, but
you have an obsession with venomous snakes.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
They need to be venomous. Why is that?

Speaker 16 (23:51):
I took an interest in them when I was real young,
and it was it was something that I kind of
just uh, I was always into. I kept the kind
of the basic ones that you could think of. I
got into the fall pythons and everything. And uh, friend
of mine who kind of he taught me everything I
could know about reptiles. I mentored with him for several

(24:13):
years on keeping venomous. He at one time had well
over one hundreds of different species.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Now have you ever been hit by one?

Speaker 7 (24:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (24:23):
Yeah, I had two times on the index finger on
the right hand.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
So I mean, what do.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
You do is suck it out?

Speaker 1 (24:28):
No, don't do that.

Speaker 7 (24:29):
What do you do? Yeah? They say that that's just
something they did in old country Western, I mean old
Western films. Yeah, you don't want to suck pretty much.

Speaker 16 (24:37):
You just to get to the hospital as quick as possible.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Right now, what kind of snake hit you?

Speaker 16 (24:43):
Copperhead?

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Yeah? Oh yeah, we.

Speaker 7 (24:45):
Used to have copper heads. I used to mow the
yard and we had copper heads all the day. Put
the the lomar like chopped their heads off. I'd rather
them die than me. Yeah, copper heads, they'll get you.

Speaker 16 (24:58):
Yeah. Which I also had a couple variable bush vipers
as well. They were a nicety little piece of work too.

Speaker 7 (25:07):
Yeah, I love that. It's not just snakes. They must
be venomous snakes, right, one of one of these.

Speaker 16 (25:16):
Days, I'd like to get into keeping king kobra. But
there are they're a whole different ball game. How long
they get?

Speaker 11 (25:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (25:23):
What are those spitting snakes?

Speaker 16 (25:26):
Oh, zebra zebra spinners and different little like uh, spinning cobras.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Yeah, spinning cobras. They spit in your eye and you die.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Want Okay, that's a good pet.

Speaker 23 (25:36):
Whoa, I'm looking at a picture of a spinning cobra
and it looks like it's puking.

Speaker 7 (25:43):
No, you don't want to get spin on. When we
were in Africa, they have the black mom the mambo. Right.

Speaker 16 (25:50):
Oh, those things are vicious. That's actually one snake. I
don't think i'll ever keep well and.

Speaker 7 (25:54):
Let me tell you, well, yeah, I don't think you
would want to do that. I mean they are aggressive.
They come after you and they go lightning speed. Their
objective is for you to die.

Speaker 16 (26:04):
They can actually slither up to twelve miles an hour.

Speaker 7 (26:10):
Do you have.

Speaker 16 (26:12):
At the moment? Just too, But at my peak I
had probably close to ten.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Wow, have they ever escaped?

Speaker 16 (26:21):
Funny story about that. So last year or two years ago,
when my girlfriend and I just got together, it was
about two or three months in. We still had my
snakes in the room, and at about one or two
in the morning, she goes to put her hand and
kind of fluff her pillow up and she hits something.

(26:44):
She looks back and it's my ten foot python.

Speaker 7 (26:50):
By your faces just happened to slither over.

Speaker 16 (26:55):
I just and she she yells at me and wakes
me up, and I look over. I'm just like, oh,
look at that.

Speaker 7 (27:02):
It's always a fun time. At the same case, all right,
thank you Corey, you and your your two venomous snakes
have a beautiful day to day.

Speaker 22 (27:10):
Thank you too.

Speaker 33 (27:10):
All right.

Speaker 7 (27:11):
By some people were just fascinating. You know, our friend
ripped Tom Matt from Stetan on the Zoo. He loves,
he loves loves snake.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
I love.

Speaker 23 (27:18):
I wouldn't keep a venomous one though, because just on
the chance that they get out.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
What's what's scary.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
My friend has a pet rabbit in his office and
it chewed up my iPhone case when I left it
on the table. Yes, and by the way, those pellets
are hard to keep track of, coach pellets track of.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Why do you want to keep track of the rabbit.

Speaker 30 (27:37):
All over the place and you don't know you're stepping on?

Speaker 13 (27:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Hello Amy, Amy.

Speaker 7 (27:45):
So you're known you're you're known for having some unusual
pets as well. What what kind of pets have you
had around the house.

Speaker 24 (27:53):
Well, my mom let us bring home anything, and we
had a tarantula, a raccoon, a ferrot, and a chinchilla.

Speaker 7 (28:03):
Which one was your surprisingly your favorite.

Speaker 24 (28:09):
The raccoon and the ferret.

Speaker 7 (28:12):
The raccoon, You say, see see Gandhi wants a raccoon.

Speaker 24 (28:17):
Well, we were at Stony Brook Park in New York
and we saw the mom get hit by a car,
so out came We thought it was just that raccoon,
but there was a little baby and I ended up
bringing it home with me.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
So how long did you have your p raccoon?

Speaker 24 (28:37):
Probably about eight months before he got just two unruly.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yeah, yeah, they are unruly.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
Gandhi wants two of them now, I do.

Speaker 23 (28:48):
I feel like they'll keep each other company instead of
be unruly.

Speaker 8 (28:51):
Don't they like the.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Curtains and the furniture and all that stuff.

Speaker 23 (28:54):
My goal is to get it to place the star
on time with Christmas treeline everything.

Speaker 24 (29:01):
But we had we had a doberman at the time,
and the doberman, the ferret and the raccoon all used
to snuggle in the dog bed.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
What about didn't snuggle?

Speaker 24 (29:17):
No, he didn't snuggle. But I used to put him
in my pocket and carry him around.

Speaker 7 (29:22):
I'm your friends, all right, Well, thank you, Amy. Do
you have any pets now?

Speaker 35 (29:30):
Just a cat?

Speaker 4 (29:30):
All right?

Speaker 7 (29:32):
All right?

Speaker 12 (29:34):
You know this.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
It's good to have like a mass appeal.

Speaker 22 (29:36):
Pet for a little while.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
A massive pet.

Speaker 7 (29:38):
It's a massive peel pet, all right. I can't imagine
a raccoon. You don't need raccoon.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
I want him so bad.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
I didn't know you don't.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
I picture it brushing my hair in the morning.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
No, they different view of what's gonna happen.

Speaker 7 (29:52):
They could brush your hair with a little little hands.

Speaker 30 (29:56):
You make us laugh, You made us smile.

Speaker 27 (29:59):
This is Elvis dan in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (30:15):
So interesting. Gandhi passed this article along to me last
week and I was reading through this article and I'm like, really, yeah,
it's called non Americans are baffled by some of the
things Americans do in movies.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
Oh yeah, So imagine yourself, you.

Speaker 7 (30:33):
Know, living in France or Greece or Asia, or you know,
wherever in the world, and you see these movies and
you see how we're depicted. For instance, do Americans really
use red plastic cups at parties or is that just
in movies?

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (30:49):
Wow, red solar cups?

Speaker 19 (30:51):
Right?

Speaker 23 (30:51):
Yeah, yep, shocking. But that's one of the things my
parents said they were shocked about. Here too, is how
much disposable stuff the United States has?

Speaker 7 (30:59):
Yes, do throw away a lot. Do Americans actually have
their funerals in graveyards with wooden chairs set up beside
the grave?

Speaker 3 (31:08):
That is kind of strange.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Oh yeah, I've never been to one of those. I
feel like that's more in the movies.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Oh, I've been to one of those.

Speaker 7 (31:14):
You do Americans actually have yellow school buses or is
that a movie thing?

Speaker 3 (31:21):
What do we do? It's real, it's real.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Oh, here's my favorite.

Speaker 7 (31:25):
Why do Americans always eat meat loaf in films and
on TV?

Speaker 1 (31:28):
What is a meat loaf.

Speaker 7 (31:31):
It's a very American thing. Isn't it interesting how they
see us and they witness our our way of life.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (31:39):
Absolutely, Here's what I didn't understand. Do Americans actually have
an obscene amount of throw pillows?

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Or is this just in the movies?

Speaker 22 (31:49):
That's real?

Speaker 7 (31:51):
Didn't you say something about your husband and being a
brit He was commenting on all the throw pillows we have.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
He will not let me have as many as I
would like because he I guess he didn't grow up
with throw pillows and he's like, what the hell do
we need? And that's just more to take off the bed,
more to take off, So I am not allowed to
have as many as I would like.

Speaker 7 (32:09):
You know, we can always reverse this and have questions
about their movies and their society or what's your question
for Danielle Nate? Yeah, well I have a question for
you about Sheldon. Does he really drink a lot of
tea or is that just in the movie?

Speaker 2 (32:22):
He does not? Okay, I mean I think maybe when
he lived there he did, but he drinks more coffee now.

Speaker 7 (32:27):
Then they're always drinking tea.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
That's what they drink.

Speaker 23 (32:31):
My mom and dad drink a ton of tea because
you know, there was a lot of British rule in India,
so they have a lot of British customs about them
as well. My parents drink tea in the morning, and
of course high tea.

Speaker 7 (32:42):
They have to do that tip right hei tea? And
then what do we do? We throw it in the
Boston harbor?

Speaker 4 (32:46):
Bye?

Speaker 7 (32:47):
Exactly, you're taxation. Do Americans really eat potato chips on
a plate with their lunch?

Speaker 1 (32:55):
That's so weird, that's so weird.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
And then a sandwich?

Speaker 7 (32:58):
Do they really put potato chips on the same sandwich?

Speaker 14 (33:00):
What?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Thank you? It's sour cream and onion. Potato chips on
a salami and cheese sandwich is heaven? Oh my, so good?

Speaker 7 (33:08):
So again, these non Americans baffled by the things Americans
do in movies. Do Americans actually purchase fake IDs.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
Amans?

Speaker 7 (33:18):
Do Americans really have five minute conversations at the door?

Speaker 3 (33:22):
That's funny too.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
How many times if you said, why don't you come
in and sit down? They go, no, no, I'm just dropping
something off and then they don't leave for like an
hour and you're standing at the door.

Speaker 36 (33:31):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (33:32):
Do Americans actually leave a spare key under their door
match or is it just a movie thing? Because if
they do, that's really emmer effort dumb.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Yeah, that's true, all right.

Speaker 7 (33:43):
Do Americans eat as many of those bare claws at
work as TV and movies would have us belief? Y?

Speaker 15 (33:48):
Scary?

Speaker 8 (33:48):
Yes?

Speaker 15 (33:49):
Me?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Do Americans usually take high school football games?

Speaker 4 (33:53):
Really?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Seriously? Is that's just something in the movies?

Speaker 7 (33:55):
No? Especially, that's yeah seriously. Yeah, I do Americans act
eat peanut butter and jelly? Or is it like a
fake movie thing? No, it's amazing according to the movies.
All Americans have a bag of frozen peas in the refrigerator,
but they never use them while cooking. Why I used
frozen peas just last night, so shut.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Up to cook with Yes, well, okay you're supposed to
do with them if you hurt yourself.

Speaker 7 (34:20):
Yeah, oh you put a black eye?

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Do Americans really wake up and drink milk from the carton?

Speaker 6 (34:29):
My boys?

Speaker 3 (34:30):
So disturbing? I hate that one.

Speaker 7 (34:31):
Yeah, do Americans actually care about home?

Speaker 27 (34:34):
Well?

Speaker 7 (34:34):
Hold on second, see I drink sometimes I drink milk
out of the carton because Alex doesn't drink milk.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Oh, so then okay, you're not sharing it it's fine.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Well, technically you're.

Speaker 23 (34:42):
Not supposed to do that still, because once you introduce
your saliva into something, it changes, it starts to break
it down. So technically you're not supposed to thank you here,
welcome science the Americans.

Speaker 7 (34:54):
Do Americans actually care about homecoming as much as the
movies make it out to be.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Okay, not where I grew up, we did not have
homecoming in the Bronx. Where I grew up. That was
a movie thing. We did not have that.

Speaker 7 (35:06):
We had homecoming, Homecoming, King and Queen, a big homecoming game,
or people would come back, the alumni from high school
days come back.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Mollie is online.

Speaker 7 (35:15):
Two, Hey, Molly, isn't this list interesting? How they perceive
us overseas?

Speaker 17 (35:21):
It's super interesting. It's kind of crazy, you don't think
about it. I've always heard that people learned how to
do telecalls through friends, but whatever. I had a friend
that brought over a like an exchange student. It was
in my early twenties, and we handed him a beer
in a red solo cup and he was from like

(35:41):
Germany or something, and when we handed him the red
solo cup, he freaked out, like he went, oh my gosh,
it's the cup.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
You see. I would do the reverse. I would go
to Germany and.

Speaker 7 (36:00):
Go, oh my god, it's a stein, a beer stein.
I see you guys eat drinking out of those beer
steins in your beer gardens all the time. It's a
beer garden.

Speaker 17 (36:12):
Welcome to our terrible beer in a red cup.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Yay, I love it.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
I love it.

Speaker 7 (36:18):
You freaked out. So was it an Did he consider
it an honor to drink out of a red Solo cup?

Speaker 27 (36:24):
Yes, he did.

Speaker 17 (36:25):
He said, I cannot wait to go home until everybody
I went to an American party and drink from the
red Solo cup.

Speaker 7 (36:30):
You know, the Solo Cup company should make a red
Solo Stein where there has a little lid on the
top of a beer stein.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
I have an idea here, Well, don't you.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Remember, Well, I wanted to do the Weinstein is my idea.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
That was my idea.

Speaker 7 (36:46):
Clearly the thing is and then so it's like drinking wine,
but it has a little lid on it like a stein.
But then Harvey Weinstein ruined it. So I can't you know,
I don't want to after him. Weinstein screwed me up.

Speaker 17 (37:01):
I mean, you'll never have a party fell.

Speaker 7 (37:03):
Yeah, it's true. Thank you so much for listening, Molly,
go have a good day. Thanks for your story.

Speaker 21 (37:09):
Thanks, thanks a lot.

Speaker 17 (37:09):
I have a great day.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
What was that?

Speaker 7 (37:11):
Gandhi?

Speaker 3 (37:12):
So in a ninety day fiance?

Speaker 23 (37:15):
You know, the concept is you get engaged to somebody
from overseas, bring them here and introduce them to the
American way of life before you get married. Every single
fiance from overseas is stunned by the American breakfast.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
They all say, what is this sugar.

Speaker 23 (37:29):
Bomb that you guys hit yourselves with immediately, like the
cereals that we eat, Donuts, Oh my god, donuts, throw
them off, Bacon, the amount of processed meat, all of it.
I mean, they are just like you start the day
with this, This is crazy.

Speaker 7 (37:41):
You don't. Out of all my travels overseas, only the
UK did like a big breakfast with sausages and stuff.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Yes, are you good?

Speaker 7 (37:49):
You go to France or Italy, what a grease stage
and they're like, what does have coffee? Shut up right?

Speaker 1 (37:54):
What's scary?

Speaker 7 (37:55):
Counterpoint?

Speaker 4 (37:55):
When I went to Italy, I was looking for breakfast,
I'm like, where are the eggs? And they're like, now
you could have this role with some lutella on it
and that's your.

Speaker 7 (38:03):
Brown slice like Deli meats and stuff like that.

Speaker 14 (38:05):
Like what.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Speaking of the UK, I didn't know they didn't have cheerleading.
When I was doing a Peloton class. One of the
instructors Hannah Franks, and it lives in the UK, and
she was talking about cheerleading and she said, growing up,
we never had that. We would see these movies and say,
how come we don't have things like this? But they
didn't have it.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
That's crazy to me.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Let's see, I'm almost in the list.

Speaker 7 (38:26):
Uh okay, do Americans actually have lab partners?

Speaker 30 (38:30):
This?

Speaker 1 (38:30):
This is the movie thing? Why don't they do schoolwork alone?

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Do Americans eat fish fingers?

Speaker 7 (38:35):
I've seen them an American film fish fingers like six yeah,
fish sticks, It's so funny, right. Why do Americans and
films always sit on their counters to read newspapers and
drink coffee?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
That's what we do?

Speaker 7 (38:48):
And in movies? Why do Americans crumple their money? Is
this actually the real thing in life? Because I don't
get it.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
I do that.

Speaker 7 (38:54):
I like a dollar bill like it looks like trash.
Yeah whatever, Hello becky, Hello, Oh cheerio. So the stereotype
is correct. How much tea do you drink per day?

Speaker 19 (39:06):
Well, I always have a cup of my old gray
in the morning, and I normally have another cup possibly
about an hour later or another hour later. But in
England they drink so much tea. My mum and my
dad drink tea all the time. And my sister they
won't go home and have a beer, They go have.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
A enough cup of tea, right see.

Speaker 7 (39:24):
I love that. When I'm over there, I get into
the tea culture because it's it's fine, you know. I
feel like I'm in England. I'm drinking tea.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
And I feel like tea fixes everything. Like I remember
my mom, my mother in law, she would always say, oh,
can I make you a cup of tea?

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Will that make you feel better?

Speaker 31 (39:40):
You know?

Speaker 7 (39:40):
It's like, yeah, that just.

Speaker 19 (39:44):
Cue as things, But doesn't it. In England, if you
have workers come in the house, say you're doing your
bathroom or whatever, the first thing they do is to
make you a cup of tea and then definitely have
milk and always have sugar in the tea. And then
throughout the day you just make tea constantly for them.

Speaker 7 (40:00):
Go it's a tea, it's a tea machine. Becky, it's
it's wonderful hearing your voice. Thank you for listening to us,
and I hope you have a very very fabulous day
to day.

Speaker 19 (40:08):
Okay, it's lovely to talk to you to thank you
very much.

Speaker 14 (40:10):
You too have a lovely day, you too, Thank you.

Speaker 29 (40:14):
Hey, I'm Serena Garbinger the Morning Show.

Speaker 30 (40:19):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (40:20):
It is?

Speaker 8 (40:21):
What's ther Elvis Ter Oran and the Morning Show? What well,
mister Oran in the Morning Show, foggy.

Speaker 12 (40:29):
You don't drink it?

Speaker 19 (40:30):
Right?

Speaker 7 (40:30):
You still order now too? I can't even know if
you In fact, when you would drink everyone, what would
you drink?

Speaker 4 (40:36):
What would your order?

Speaker 22 (40:39):
I started drinking red Bull, the red Bull and vodka,
which I know is not the best thing for you, but.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
No it's not.

Speaker 7 (40:44):
I will tell you this. I was reading a recent
survey that they surveyed bartenders and asked them to sort
of identify the type of person that would order a
type of drink. They said, vodka, red Bull drinker as
usually are on some kind of drug. But on the
bright side, they tip well because they're too drunk to

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care about getting change.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Hey, what do you usually order it at the bar? Danielle.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
It's very fruity. It's either a Malibu with pineapple or
Malibu baberries, or a Pina Colada or strawberry DAKERI I'm
very fruity.

Speaker 7 (41:19):
Yeah, fruity frozen drinks typically new drinkers. You don't drink
a lot.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Yeah, I don't drink a lot.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
That is true.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
What about you?

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Gandhi?

Speaker 3 (41:27):
I do whiskey on the rocks.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Whiskey.

Speaker 7 (41:31):
I don't see whiskey in here. I do see tequila shots,
they say. Bartenders say tequila shots. It says I don't have.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
To work tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (41:40):
Margaritas, they say. The stereotypes are these. If you order margarita,
they're usually old ladies that want to party. They start
with Margarita's a vodka martini, my cocktail of choice. The
fancy drunks were fancy drunks. If you order an ipa,
ipa drinkers are bearded dads who want to ask fifteen
questions and try fifteen samples. Long, okay, when do you listen?

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We had a Long Island ice teeth, they say. Long
island ized teas rarely get tips and are almost always
asked to make it strong. H it's nearly an entire
cup of liquor. By the way, serious am I supposed
to make it stronger, Long Island iced tea. It's let's
get fed up fast.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Oh that that was the thing that got my brother
wasted this one New Year's Eve when we were in
a hotel and the fire alarm went off in the
middle of the night, and my brother was so drunk,
He's like.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Where are my pants?

Speaker 5 (42:36):
I can't find my pants?

Speaker 2 (42:37):
He had his pants on already.

Speaker 7 (42:39):
Yeah, Long islice tea does that to you? Chardonnay, the
bartender said. People who were order Chardonnay's are high maintenance,
middle aged divorcees with two kids in private school, possibly
on the possibly on the prow for a rich single guy.

Speaker 22 (42:53):
Drinkers.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Let's see old fashioned.

Speaker 7 (42:56):
See I look like old fashions and Manhattan's stuff like that.
Old fashioned either someone who knows their booze really well
or not at all, and they want to look sophisticated.
If you order a Cosmopolitan, this person is usually a
pain in the ass. If someone orders a jack and coke,
they'll usually be fighting someone within the next few hours.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Oh that used to be my go to I could
see that.

Speaker 7 (43:19):
Right and if you order a pinogrisio, these people have
no personality whatsoever. Oh wow. So yeah, bartenders they size
you up.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
You know.

Speaker 7 (43:29):
I guess if you've served enough drinks to enough different people,
you kind of even kind of can figure out a
person's personality type.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Sometimes.

Speaker 23 (43:37):
I used to bartend, and when people would order a
mojito on a busy night, I'd be like, you high maintenance,
not caring about anyone else butthole.

Speaker 7 (43:44):
That's why if you have them, you should make them,
shouldn't you know?

Speaker 23 (43:50):
I mean you should, sure, but when there are like
thirty drinks coming at you and you have to start
making that one, it's a long.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Process, right.

Speaker 7 (43:57):
And also, I don't know a lot of bartenders. If
you gin the gin, drinkers are just out of their minds.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Yeah, your nuts?

Speaker 7 (44:05):
What scary?

Speaker 4 (44:06):
I feel like I've moved on from vodka sodas and
now I'm trying to do sipping tequilas on the rocks.
The problem is you got to go really slow or
the night gets really expensive really fast.

Speaker 7 (44:16):
Yes, it's true. Did you have on the rocks when
you were looking for a place to go brunch this
past weekend?

Speaker 4 (44:22):
They didn't have closing a zool going to.

Speaker 7 (44:28):
Scary, scariest, big first world problem.

Speaker 37 (44:31):
There were lines two hours long at the Bronchoie.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
We couldn't like.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
It was costly.

Speaker 22 (44:39):
I couldn't like to say, don't forget. It was ghastly.

Speaker 37 (44:42):
It was ghastly. God, you wouldn't believe the awful weekend
we had. We couldn't get into the brunch.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
It was a real problem.

Speaker 30 (44:55):
It still existed even though it's first world.

Speaker 7 (44:57):
Yeah, like twenty as Jared, Let's go talk to Ji. Okay,
I'm not a bartender, but I can probably size you up.
What do you order it when you go to the bar?

Speaker 20 (45:06):
I ordered the Grones and everybody says, I'm a twenty
something hipster.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Yeah, you're very hipster Negrones.

Speaker 7 (45:12):
Either you you love Italian Italian culture like as in Italy,
or you're a hipster.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
That's okay.

Speaker 8 (45:21):
I just like the high alcohol content.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Oh they do negrones really have high alcohol content.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
I don't even know what it is.

Speaker 25 (45:28):
Oh yeah, it's maybe sweet remooth and campari.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah, with campari bitters in there.

Speaker 7 (45:35):
Okay, I'm going to order one right now.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Oh it is jen in it.

Speaker 7 (45:37):
That means you're a little out of your mind. You
know your gin drinkers are usually way out there.

Speaker 27 (45:44):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 7 (45:48):
I think Garrett has it today? Yes, all right, Garrett.
What is your phone tap all about?

Speaker 38 (45:52):
So Jackie want need us to play a phone tap
on her parents, Marie and Anthony. Now mom and dad
are on a little mini vacation, but are having a
graduation party this weekend for their daughter Jackie, and she's
graduating high school. So Anthony scheduled for his pool to
be cleaned, so everything's nice at the house when people
come over for the party. Right, So Jackie's going to
start the call the dad. Then I'm going to be
the guy cleaning. So you're the pool bowyer. Yes, I'm

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the vulnerable.

Speaker 7 (46:15):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Here's Garrett's phone tap.

Speaker 26 (46:17):
Hello, Hey, Mom, what's up?

Speaker 8 (46:21):
You guys are going to clean the pool today?

Speaker 15 (46:22):
Right?

Speaker 7 (46:23):
They should be there soon.

Speaker 21 (46:25):
I just woke up that they're draining the pool right now.

Speaker 7 (46:27):
Are they supposed to do that?

Speaker 8 (46:29):
No, they're supposed to clean it.

Speaker 21 (46:31):
What's happening, Well, they're they're putting all the water like
they're taking it out, and then it's like going into
the nail running.

Speaker 14 (46:37):
Down our hill right now, Anthony, they're draining the pool.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Were you go back on the phone?

Speaker 8 (46:44):
They're at the house and they're draining the pool. What
do you want me to do?

Speaker 7 (46:48):
Give me Jackie, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Jackie?

Speaker 8 (46:50):
They came over to clean the pool, but they're draining it.

Speaker 30 (46:52):
It's like literally on the water when.

Speaker 7 (46:54):
They drained the pool.

Speaker 22 (46:55):
What's going on?

Speaker 11 (46:56):
What the water is there?

Speaker 7 (47:00):
Who is draining the pool?

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Whoever you hired for that?

Speaker 30 (47:03):
You can get the guy in the phone.

Speaker 14 (47:05):
Excuse me because my dad there seems to be an issue.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
All right, Hello, who's this?

Speaker 30 (47:11):
Who are you?

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Anthony?

Speaker 12 (47:13):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (47:13):
This is Devin.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
I work with Bill.

Speaker 37 (47:16):
Okay, so what do you work with?

Speaker 7 (47:18):
Bill?

Speaker 39 (47:18):
So?

Speaker 30 (47:19):
What's going on with what I'm hearing?

Speaker 7 (47:20):
With the dreaming of the pool?

Speaker 4 (47:21):
What do you do? Yeah? No, you wanted the pool drained?
And and their linery says.

Speaker 7 (47:25):
No, no, no, I never no, I don't want the
pool drained celebrating my daughter's graduation.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Wait, the party will.

Speaker 7 (47:35):
Never drinks the pool, lucky for you.

Speaker 38 (47:37):
Like when I got here, there was a little issue
on the liner, So I want to I want to
take a look at it, and uh, we'll get the
pool back up and run it in about you know,
a week.

Speaker 7 (47:46):
Or so, No, a week or show. Let's clink. I
don't have pike finish.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
I never asked for the.

Speaker 7 (47:52):
Pool to be drained.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Trust me on this. All right, we'll get it all fixed.
We'll send you the bill all it will be good.

Speaker 7 (47:57):
And get the hell out of here. What are you
sending me the bill?

Speaker 4 (48:01):
I didn't order this, but I I found a problem.

Speaker 7 (48:04):
I get meat.

Speaker 19 (48:06):
Bill.

Speaker 7 (48:06):
Where is Bill?

Speaker 30 (48:07):
That's the guy ideals?

Speaker 7 (48:08):
I don't know you get.

Speaker 14 (48:10):
Out of my house.

Speaker 38 (48:11):
Well, I'm not in your house. I'm outside your house.
Lovely house. By the way. I love what you did
with the mulch.

Speaker 37 (48:16):
Bill is get the hell out of my house.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Get Bill is on vacation right now, so call him.

Speaker 7 (48:24):
Get Bill on the phone right now, Buie, you go
to the spot.

Speaker 8 (48:28):
I can't.

Speaker 7 (48:29):
I can't tell what you right now.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Go figure straight to voice mail. He's on vacation.

Speaker 7 (48:33):
I'm on vacation.

Speaker 37 (48:34):
You get me Phil right now.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
It sounds like you could use the spa. Okay, why
don't you head to the spa. I will fix the liner.

Speaker 15 (48:44):
A new question.

Speaker 27 (48:47):
I'm gonna break your neck, and Bill, I'm gonna freaking
bringing you in there.

Speaker 36 (48:55):
Get stup out of my house.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Yeah, I just talk to your dad.

Speaker 7 (48:58):
Gonna finish up the pool. Here, you have cash, you
can pay.

Speaker 30 (49:01):
Yeah, that's saying that works.

Speaker 7 (49:03):
I think I know where he said.

Speaker 30 (49:04):
No, you're not handing over to the pool. Oh, you
just told them me to finish the job. So stop
to finish the job, Jackie. You're not giving over a check.

Speaker 21 (49:14):
Can I just use your credit card?

Speaker 32 (49:15):
I'll use the addict to what's the matter with you?

Speaker 30 (49:18):
You're not paying the guy. I didn't hunt any guy.

Speaker 7 (49:22):
Get out of the house.

Speaker 30 (49:23):
All the pulley.

Speaker 14 (49:24):
Now.

Speaker 38 (49:25):
Hey, hey, Anthony, my name's actually Gary from Elvis Durant
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
And you just got phone taped by your daughter.

Speaker 30 (49:31):
What what I got your dad? Oh my god, very funny.

Speaker 12 (49:37):
You give me a heart of time by hey, Anthony,
you you've done enough?

Speaker 8 (49:41):
Shut up als dtime. This table was pre recorded permission granted.

Speaker 27 (49:48):
By all participation the Elvis Oran phone tap only on
Elvis Daran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
So I learned something about the producer.

Speaker 37 (50:11):
Sam.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
She's not in the room, You're dumb.

Speaker 7 (50:14):
She was talking about this. I write it on social
media somewhere. She likes to have and she says, not
in a sexual way. She likes to have little little
nibbles taken out of her back.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Oh I could see that.

Speaker 7 (50:29):
Maybe not taken out. That makes it sound like flesh
comes off. No, she likes it when will like bites
her back. Oh, how can that not be sexual? I'm sorry?

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Yeah, yeah, see.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
It being like playful, like a playful bite.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
But little love bites wouldn't turn you on. I would
think it would turn you on.

Speaker 7 (50:45):
I'm gonna turn on just thinking about it.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Anyway.

Speaker 7 (50:51):
But Scary says something that he and his girlfriend do
is they talk like babies with each other.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
They have baby talk.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Oh do you only in our most private moments, and
nobody has ever heard it except the two of us.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Well, we all agree that's so far from sexual.

Speaker 30 (51:04):
Yeah, it's not a sexual thing.

Speaker 7 (51:05):
We're just kind of.

Speaker 22 (51:06):
It's like pillow.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
I would love to hear it.

Speaker 7 (51:09):
Yeah, let's hear it.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
I'm sure she's thrilled.

Speaker 30 (51:13):
Advance to my girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Robin like, I'm hungry, you hungry, Let's get some food.

Speaker 7 (51:27):
That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
That's the thing that we have and nobody else knows that.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Does anybody else run around slapping each other's privates and
and stuff like that, because that's what and I.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Do you do?

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Oh yeah, Like he'll be he'll be talking to me
and he'll be saying something, and at the same time,
I'll put my hand forward and grab his stuff and he'll.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Be like what you stop?

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Stop or he'll go and he'll grab a boob while
I'm running past the house, and we just start cracking off,
laughing at each other, just so stupid.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
The boom grab is great.

Speaker 23 (51:58):
Brandon still has done the thing a couple of times
where he tries to lift me up with one arm,
but he does it by like right under the crotch,
like grabbing right under there.

Speaker 7 (52:06):
I'm like, oh my goodness, like he's picking up a
bowling ball.

Speaker 23 (52:10):
It's a lot of wedgies and the pulling down of
the pants.

Speaker 6 (52:14):
So these are fun.

Speaker 7 (52:15):
Why don't Froggy a Lisa do that all the time? Friday? Yeah,
I'm sorry, did.

Speaker 22 (52:22):
We keep choking? No, I'm sorry. I got some sec
on my throat a second ago. I thought I had
to give myself the hamlick maneuver. I couldn't get it
out really Okay, we'll stuck in my windpipe.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
We'll come back to you later.

Speaker 7 (52:31):
Hey. Uh, don't you love when an old bank becomes
a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
This is my thing.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
I love it with those.

Speaker 7 (52:40):
You know, when they build a bank, think about the
old school banks. All financial institutions were built in a
way to make you feel as if you could not
penetrate the front door they want you to. They wanted
to make you feel your money was safe, like big huge,
twenty foot steel doors and big columns, and you walk
in it looks like, oh, this place is going to

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keep my forty five dollars very safe.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
And then you see in the back the big vault.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Oh I love the vault.

Speaker 7 (53:08):
Well, then one day that bank goes boobs up, it's
no longer around, and it turns into a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
I love those places.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (53:15):
Yeah, But then the other thing, like when a pizza
hut turns into a dry cleaning place. You definitely see
the architecture of the old pizza hut, but now you
know it has a drive through where you.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Can pick up your laundry.

Speaker 7 (53:30):
Yeah, it's just when they build these places, they build them,
you know that they have they have a style guide.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
If Pizza Hut builds a building, it has to look like.

Speaker 7 (53:39):
A pizza hut, right, Yeah, there's no way to get
away from that. Look, it's always going to be a
pizza hut in my mind. Do you guys have any
places you know of that used to be something else
and you can still tell it used to be that.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (53:51):
In Boston, there's a club that used to be a jail.
So it has all of these little cells where you
can just sit and.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Pop bottles, but people used to be locked up there.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
It's very weird.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
What kind of fun?

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
In Scranton, where they filmed the office they or where
it's based on, they have an old train station which
is now a hotel and it is the most gorgeous hotel.
And when you're sitting in the lobby, you just you
picture all the people coming through the train station and
all the doors are still there, and it's just it's

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so beautiful.

Speaker 7 (54:25):
There's a restaurant in the South called the Gray It
used to be a Greyhound bus station that was built
back in the days where they actually had a waiting
room for people who were black. So what they decided
to do was stir that endto the current design because
it's a piece of history, right, And of course the
chef is she's just incredible. But they wanted they wanted,

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they wanted it to tell a story of days gone by.
Thank god we're not in those days anymore.

Speaker 10 (54:53):
Right.

Speaker 7 (54:53):
Yeah, and look up the gray I forget if it's
in Charleston. I found look it up. It's a restaurant
I'm dying to go to because they didn't want to
erase the stories that were in this lobby of this
old Greyhound bus station. I find it fascinating.

Speaker 40 (55:08):
Yes, there's a great website called not Fooling Anybody dot
com and it has all these restaurants that used to
be restaurants that aren't anymore. Like if you look in
the Zoo room, that used to be an Arby's, but
they just call it Hat Creek now because they didn't
want to change the sign out front.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Oh they still use the Arby's hat.

Speaker 40 (55:24):
Yeah, but it's just a different place and they just
changed it to shape, you know, fit in the hat.

Speaker 30 (55:29):
We don't.

Speaker 7 (55:29):
You can always tell an ihop like the old I
hop designs. Like there's a place on Long Island it
used to be an Eye hoop. Now it's a real
estate office. Yeah can you You can't make those up? Yeah,
I bet it still has syrup dripping down the walls.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
I think there's one in Colorado.

Speaker 23 (55:48):
I don't know exactly where, but it's an old airplane
that they have taken and gutted and you can go
eat inside that airplane.

Speaker 8 (55:53):
Now.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
Yeah, cool too.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
There's a pizza place around here. Was an old like
trolley car and they gut it out, the trolley car
and it's a little pizzeria. It's so cool. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (56:03):
The gray by the way is in Savannah, and uh
Mashama Bailey, who is the chef there, was originally from
Savannah and she always grew up with her, you know,
eating her grandma's cooking. She left studied everything culinary arts wise,
and went back and now she's the chef. It's this
incredible restaurant and I want to go there. A former

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Greyhound busdipo.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
I love that.

Speaker 7 (56:26):
See, this is this is the world we're living in.
You know, you buy a piece of real estate and
you want to turn it into a retail office or whatever.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
It already has a really cool piece of history on it.

Speaker 7 (56:35):
Yeah, let that live. Why do we have to have
steel and glass as far as the eye can see, right,
you know, yeah, I know Sarah on line twenty four.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Let's go talk to her.

Speaker 7 (56:45):
Hey, Sarah, what's going on?

Speaker 35 (56:47):
Hi?

Speaker 14 (56:48):
How are you?

Speaker 21 (56:48):
Good morning?

Speaker 7 (56:49):
We're doing okay? What's going what's.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Happening with you?

Speaker 9 (56:52):
Oh?

Speaker 21 (56:53):
I can't believe I'm talking to you. I've been listening
to you for so long. This is incredible.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Well, thank you, thank you very much.

Speaker 7 (56:59):
I'm talking about that talk about that liquor store in
Jersey that you were talking about on your tails.

Speaker 21 (57:04):
Yeah, and so in South Jersey we have an old
pizza hut, like the really old school with the brown roof,
and it had closed and it became a liquor store
and they just kind of rolled with it. And now
it's called the Liquor Hut.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
That's so cute. Well it's cute and nasty. But you know,
I'm going over to the liquor Hut. I mean, I
don't know you, but my mind is you.

Speaker 7 (57:30):
Know, of course we know where your mind is. All right, fine,
So where in Jersey is the liquor Hut? I may
have to roll over there today.

Speaker 21 (57:37):
Oh my gosh. It's in Turnersville. It's in South Jersey,
right outside of Philly.

Speaker 7 (57:41):
All right, thank you very much and it's a pleasure
speaking with you. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 21 (57:45):
Oh, you guys are amazing. I love you guys.

Speaker 7 (57:47):
H Sarah, we love you more. Thanks for calling. Be
careful getting to work today. Georgia on line twenty three.
A coffee shop. Well we're doing okay. So you know
of a coffee shop that used to be.

Speaker 20 (57:57):
A what, no, funeral home that turned into a coffee shop.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Oh, whoa.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
I wonder if it's haunted.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Yeah, it used to be a funeral home.

Speaker 39 (58:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 26 (58:09):
I would never go in there.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Why not?

Speaker 10 (58:13):
I don't know. I just feel if I was going
in there, Yeah, into funerals.

Speaker 21 (58:19):
And lakes there, So I don't know you have memories there?

Speaker 7 (58:22):
Yeah, I don't know. Then the the coffee tastes a
little like from aldehyde. It's I feel pickled. All right,
very good, Georgia, thanks for listening. I've meant to do
a good business for the people who are alive. I'd
like to order a corpuchino a corps.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Sorry I messed up your joke, Brody.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Isn't there an old liquor store down the block from
us at the radio station. That turned into like a clothing.

Speaker 7 (58:49):
Yes, it was a liquor store. It turned into Hot Snyder.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (58:53):
Before that, it was a it was a was it's
the chain of stores, the Crew.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
It was a J Crew J Crew offshoot.

Speaker 7 (59:01):
Yeah. Absolutely, but it still has the liquor store signed.
I'm like, hey, let's go get some tinos. Look, it's
a Cardigan.

Speaker 27 (59:13):
I've never said this before with Tommy Dedario.

Speaker 22 (59:16):
Is there anything you've ever said before that you want
to share?

Speaker 27 (59:20):
Open your free iHeartRadio app search. I've never said this before.
And listen today. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
We're not normal.

Speaker 8 (59:31):
Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
I'm going to get to know someone.

Speaker 7 (59:36):
You got to meet new people. You gotta get to
know people. Getting to know you. I give you Shelby.
Good morning, Shelby, Good morning, now, Shelby. Have we ever
met each other?

Speaker 35 (59:51):
No?

Speaker 7 (59:51):
Never, have you ever met Froggy or Danielle or Gandhi
or Scutdy or Diamond?

Speaker 4 (59:59):
Okay, good good No, Hi, hello, good morning guys.

Speaker 7 (01:00:04):
Okay, we want to get to know you. I mean,
do you listen to us every day?

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
I do?

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Yes, Well, so you're already familiar with our dark, dreary lives.

Speaker 7 (01:00:11):
We want to get to know yours. So what do
you What do you do for a.

Speaker 13 (01:00:15):
Living, Shelby, I'm a music teacher.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Oh who do you teach music to?

Speaker 13 (01:00:20):
I were kindergarten through fifth grade?

Speaker 7 (01:00:23):
Okay, here's what we're gonna do. The next question always
has to be based on the answer she gives. She
just said she okay, you teach music to fifth grade?

Speaker 13 (01:00:31):
You said kindergarten through fifth Okay.

Speaker 10 (01:00:34):
Through five.

Speaker 7 (01:00:35):
It's got to be fun, gandhi.

Speaker 23 (01:00:36):
Next question, what is your favorite part about teaching that
age group?

Speaker 13 (01:00:42):
They are so enthusiastic all the time. I mean you
could just sing like a Hello their song and it's
like the best part of their day.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
Oh wow, music was my favorite class?

Speaker 22 (01:00:51):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
For Aggie on that, what's your what's your question?

Speaker 22 (01:00:54):
Can you sing that Hello their song for us?

Speaker 16 (01:00:57):
Yours?

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Hello?

Speaker 19 (01:00:59):
Hello?

Speaker 13 (01:01:00):
How are you?

Speaker 19 (01:01:01):
How are you?

Speaker 13 (01:01:02):
It's so good, it's so good to do you to you?

Speaker 20 (01:01:08):
Yes, be happy, be happy together?

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Good?

Speaker 7 (01:01:13):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
I like it?

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Based on that. Danielle, what's your question for Shelby?

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Have you ever tried out for American Idol?

Speaker 7 (01:01:20):
Yes?

Speaker 41 (01:01:21):
I have Oh my god, your turn, I jumped in. Okay, Nate,
your question, what was the.

Speaker 13 (01:01:31):
Song someone Like You by a Doubt?

Speaker 41 (01:01:38):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Okay, based on that one's scary.

Speaker 30 (01:01:42):
Did you make it to Hollywood?

Speaker 13 (01:01:44):
No? No, it's really hard. It's a lot harder than
the way you think. I mean, like you have to
go to in front of producers first, and then there's
a couple of rounds before that before you even meet
the real judges.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
All right, well, can we just pause the action getting
to know Shelby by.

Speaker 7 (01:01:58):
The way, Diamond fabulous diamond gets a Blue Ribbon today,
fabulous person to get to Yes, all right, So based
on your last answer was no, I didn't make it
to Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Have you ever been to Hollywood, California?

Speaker 14 (01:02:11):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:02:12):
I wish?

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
All right, gandhi, Oh another question. Okay, when you encounter
a kid.

Speaker 7 (01:02:18):
Who maybe is no, no, no, no, it has to be
based on her answer.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
Oh, based on the answer.

Speaker 7 (01:02:22):
So if you're going to ask about a kid in Hollywood, California, that's.

Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
That's totally fun.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
If you had to meet a child actor.

Speaker 23 (01:02:28):
Now, all right, if you could do anything in Hollywood,
what would that activity be?

Speaker 13 (01:02:34):
I would love to sing in front of a bunch
of people.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
You just did, by the way, about ten million people.

Speaker 22 (01:02:41):
You know what, you just had.

Speaker 7 (01:02:42):
A bigger audience here than you ever had. All right, Froggy.
Based on that, what's your question?

Speaker 22 (01:02:49):
What is your favorite song to sing in front of
a lot of people?

Speaker 37 (01:02:52):
The Hello song?

Speaker 13 (01:02:54):
Your future husband? Meghan Trainer?

Speaker 33 (01:02:57):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:02:59):
Okay, Danielle, I don't know whose turn is it? Yes, Danielle,
what's your question based on that?

Speaker 14 (01:03:03):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
So other than Meghan Trainer, what are some of your
other musical influences?

Speaker 13 (01:03:07):
The Jonahs brother.

Speaker 39 (01:03:09):
Oh my god, all right, I like it, Nate, Okay,
question do you seeing the Jonahs Brothers or a Megan
Trainer when you go to karaoke nights?

Speaker 19 (01:03:18):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (01:03:18):
Absolutely, I go to all right, scary.

Speaker 7 (01:03:22):
I hope you can base it on that, but let's
try to switch.

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
It on a So, what during those karaoke nights? Has
there ever been a drunken night where you embarrassed yourself?
And if so, what was the experience?

Speaker 13 (01:03:33):
Like, Uh, never really drunken, because I try to stay
relatively sober when I'm going to perform. But there's a
couple of times where I did mess up and then
I kind of like make a weird faith on stage
and then I just kind of go through with it anyway.

Speaker 7 (01:03:49):
Okay, so I have to base my question on that,
but I want to switch it up. I'm getting I'm
getting kind of bored. I get, but I want to
know more about Shelby. Okay, So the last thing she
says was I don't really get drunk, but I'd have
messed it up and made a face. What was it
about making a face?

Speaker 13 (01:04:05):
I make weird faces all the time, like my face question.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Do you make weird faces in the throes of passion?

Speaker 12 (01:04:11):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:04:12):
Yeah, the answer was yes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Okay, okay, so gandhi ganci. I see, I kind of
switched it up.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Topic. Then what is your love life?

Speaker 11 (01:04:24):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Are we married, single, dating anybody? What's going on?

Speaker 13 (01:04:28):
Well, I've been going out with the same person for
almost eight years now, and I'm like trying to hint
it to him, like let's go, let's go, let's get
on this roller coaster, let's wear the ring, come on,
come on all.

Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
Right, Froggy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
By the way, if you're turning us home, we're getting
to know Shelby.

Speaker 7 (01:04:45):
Each answer from every question has to prompt another question, Froggy,
what's your next question.

Speaker 22 (01:04:50):
How much more time are you willing to give this
guy before you to the.

Speaker 7 (01:04:55):
Question?

Speaker 13 (01:04:56):
Good question, I would say maybe ten years.

Speaker 7 (01:04:59):
The okay and wait, how many years has it been?

Speaker 19 (01:05:02):
Eight?

Speaker 34 (01:05:04):
Almost?

Speaker 9 (01:05:04):
Eight?

Speaker 15 (01:05:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
All right, Danielle.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Based on that, go have you already picked out the
type of ring that you want? Does he know?

Speaker 13 (01:05:12):
And I've shown him and I was like, this is it?
This is the one. You're easy peasy, like all you
need to do is like come on.

Speaker 33 (01:05:17):
Hurry up.

Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
All right, So, Nate, she's chosen a ring. She's waiting
waiting for the ring to be purchased. What is your
question for Shelby. I'm really trying to change this up.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
How big is the ring gonna be?

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
What? No ring?

Speaker 13 (01:05:30):
At least a carrot?

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
You think she asked about the size of the wrong thing.

Speaker 7 (01:05:35):
Yeah, well see that's why I prompted a size question. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
let me let me follow up. So your answer was
at least a carrot?

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
My question is other than carrots, what's your favorite vegetable?

Speaker 13 (01:05:49):
This is one of your favorite corn on the cops.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
But that's not a vegetable.

Speaker 30 (01:05:55):
Shut up.

Speaker 7 (01:05:57):
I know if you like Danielle and dentist are shut up.
It's my vegetable. I based on that she likes corn
on the cob, and then we go to Ghani. One
more round, one more round as we get to know Shelby, Okay, if.

Speaker 23 (01:06:11):
That's your favorite vegetable, what is your favorite other type
of food?

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
If you can eat any restaurant? Where are we going?

Speaker 19 (01:06:17):
Oh?

Speaker 20 (01:06:17):
Italian froggy?

Speaker 22 (01:06:21):
Okay, so of Italian? So if this guy doesn't work out,
do you have a new brazole picked out?

Speaker 13 (01:06:30):
Yes, someone who can cook me Italian food every day.
That's what I need.

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
Okay, all right, we're on this Upta.

Speaker 7 (01:06:37):
Danielle.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Question is we're talking about sausage and braol. Do you
prefer a big bra jol or a.

Speaker 5 (01:06:43):
Smaller brajo.

Speaker 16 (01:06:45):
Beg?

Speaker 13 (01:06:46):
You know you gotta go big?

Speaker 7 (01:06:47):
Okay, all right, she likes her brajol. And by the way,
if you don't know what brajeol is, go look that up.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Sage sausage.

Speaker 22 (01:06:58):
What's your question?

Speaker 33 (01:06:59):
Well?

Speaker 7 (01:06:59):
How large is your significant others?

Speaker 14 (01:07:01):
I got.

Speaker 7 (01:07:03):
Everybody was thinking, Okay, you don't have to answer that, Shelby,
but he did ask.

Speaker 13 (01:07:08):
I don't know how to.

Speaker 7 (01:07:11):
You don't have to, I think she already did.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
She said, go big or go home? Well, okay, all.

Speaker 7 (01:07:16):
Right, and finally, scary, what's your last question.

Speaker 30 (01:07:20):
When we're on the bole?

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
No answer, she said.

Speaker 7 (01:07:23):
Her answer was I don't think I want to answer,
or I don't know how to answer.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
That question was answered, well.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
If this guy doesn't propose, are you thinking of dumping
this brizeole for another brule?

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
She already said, we already answered. This is scary.

Speaker 30 (01:07:37):
Come on, come on, okay, how many brazoles.

Speaker 4 (01:07:45):
Have you been?

Speaker 7 (01:07:48):
Don't you know?

Speaker 30 (01:07:49):
You?

Speaker 22 (01:07:53):
How many different bronzeoles have you sampled?

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
I can't get down, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
Let's do you know what, Shelby.

Speaker 22 (01:07:59):
We did?

Speaker 7 (01:08:00):
We did. We did learn a lot about you today, Shelby,
and we also learned a lot about each other. Yeah,
I know, I know, I know. Hey, look, I hope
you have a great day with the fifth graders. Thanks

(01:08:20):
for letting us get to know you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
That was a lot of fun.

Speaker 13 (01:08:23):
Yeah, thank you so so much. This was the best
day of my life ours.

Speaker 7 (01:08:28):
Have a great day, Shelby, and have fun at school today.
And thanks for being an educator. We love that you
know that.

Speaker 13 (01:08:33):
Yes, yes, thank you so much.

Speaker 25 (01:08:35):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
It's a pleasure.

Speaker 7 (01:08:36):
Love you too, and there you go getting to know you.
It's so important to get to know people. And if
you're interviewing people, just base your question off what they
just told you.

Speaker 22 (01:08:45):
That's all.

Speaker 35 (01:08:47):
We're not normal, tell mister Ran in the Morning Show,
Elvis Dan in the Morning Shower.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Hey, I saw a weird debate with my assistant Andrew.

Speaker 7 (01:09:08):
Andrew, come here for a second. This was the strangest
thing I've ever seen. There is no debate. There is
no debate. I can't believe you said, go ahead, tell
everyone what you posted.

Speaker 29 (01:09:16):
So I tweeted a just a question I had. Do
you get in do you turn on the water before
you get in the shower? Or once you're in the
shower do you turn on the water?

Speaker 7 (01:09:28):
But let me ask you a question.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
If you get in the shower, then turn on the water,
don't you isn't it cold?

Speaker 29 (01:09:33):
So this is what I was thinking, And I got
so many comments from people being like, oh my god,
you're a murderer if you do it, like once you're
in the shower and turn the water on. But people
do it. They turn the faucet to the side and
let it get warm there, or they just stand in
the shower, let it like a bath and then feel
the water and then turn it to a shower, Like,
what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
No, there's something weird about that. I don't trust those people.

Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
Yeah, right, that's what I thought too. But why does
something so minuscule turn into such a debate.

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
I couldn't tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
Okay, So question Danielle. Do you turn on the shower,
wait till it's warm, then get in?

Speaker 7 (01:10:05):
Yes, yeah, make sure.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
Out of doubt.

Speaker 23 (01:10:07):
I'll stick my hand in there and make sure because
I'm not trying to burn my body parts naked.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
And there's other stuff you can do while Like first
you turn this tower on, then you take your clothes off,
so while it's warming up, you're taking your clothes off,
so you have something to do while you're waiting.

Speaker 29 (01:10:19):
Right, well, I'm sure you're going to get people calling
in right now who do the exact opposite.

Speaker 7 (01:10:24):
Okay, exactly. My point is it's such a it's such
a non debatable point.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Why would anyone get into an argument on Instagram?

Speaker 29 (01:10:33):
Well don't you think that, Like it tells you something
about the person if they're in a shower and then
turn on the water.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
Yes, you're a monster.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
Yeah, I'm not.

Speaker 7 (01:10:41):
A monster, But what does it say? What's the point?

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
I think I go with Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
I mean, are what is going on in your brain?

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
How else do you address other things in your life?

Speaker 7 (01:10:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
Right, yeah, just jump head first into any body of water.

Speaker 7 (01:10:54):
You use this as an indicator as to what a
person is all about, like their intellect and their integrity.

Speaker 29 (01:11:00):
Maybe at like five am you're doing it to like
wake yourself up. I get that maybe, but like that's
also a little extreme, like take it to hell and
it could be.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Too hot too when you put it on. What if
you left it, you know hot? You never know what
the hell's gonna happen there?

Speaker 23 (01:11:13):
You go, m all right, You don't find it terrifying,
Like if you if you were dating someone and then
for some reason you're like, oh, let's go take a
shower and they just got in the shower and started
the water, you wouldn't be like what in the of course?

Speaker 7 (01:11:25):
Okay judging you, My point isn't whether you get in
the shower first or not.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
My point is people arguing about it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:30):
Yeah, who cares what.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
People argue about toilet paper? Whether you put it over
or under.

Speaker 7 (01:11:36):
You If you don't put the toilet paper over, then
you're out of your friging.

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
Exactly would you date somebody who puts it under?

Speaker 7 (01:11:42):
I would have an argument with it, and I would
debate whether or not you know, they should be putting
it over.

Speaker 23 (01:11:47):
I was chastised for this last night because I don't
pay attention at all.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
I just put the roll on the toilet paper. I
don't think about it.

Speaker 23 (01:11:53):
I actually got called out of bed, made a came here,
you really put the toilet paper on like this?

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
I was like, what is the big deal?

Speaker 7 (01:12:00):
Big deal is is you get a feel for the
like the end of the toilet paper behind the roll,
but usually if it's over the front, you can see it.
And you're like, oh, I'll just start pulling from here.

Speaker 23 (01:12:08):
Okay, well fine, I will do this going forward. I
didn't know it was that big of a deal, but
he was like, I rate And then he gave me
some weird excuse about how you get poop on the walls,
and I was like, I don't know what you're doing.

Speaker 7 (01:12:17):
You can get poop on the walls looking for the
back of the torletole Hello Tricia, Hey, so it's morning.
You walk into the bathroom and it's time to take
a shower.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
What what?

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
How do you do it?

Speaker 37 (01:12:31):
In?

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
What order of things do you do it?

Speaker 15 (01:12:34):
Okay?

Speaker 31 (01:12:34):
So I take my clothes off, I get in the shower,
close the curtain so water doesn't.

Speaker 17 (01:12:40):
Go anywhere except in the tub.

Speaker 31 (01:12:42):
And then I turn the water on. And when I
pulled the little nozzle to make it come out of
the shower head, I just put my hand up there.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
You divert the shower stream.

Speaker 31 (01:12:55):
Yep, that way, I covered soil, it's warm. And then
I move my hand and it's good to go.

Speaker 7 (01:13:03):
It's going to be a no for me, dog, I
don't know, I know, but obviously it's worked for you
all these years.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
I mean, who were we to judge?

Speaker 31 (01:13:10):
But well, of course, wait am I on the radio?

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
Of course?

Speaker 27 (01:13:16):
Is this real?

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
This is so real?

Speaker 34 (01:13:20):
No, sir, Oh my god, I've tried for like twenty
five years.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
You got here, You got here.

Speaker 7 (01:13:27):
Let me ask you a question.

Speaker 31 (01:13:28):
Okay, okay, you wait, No, we can't talk about the
shower anymore.

Speaker 7 (01:13:31):
You guys, Well, okay, what do you want to talk about?

Speaker 31 (01:13:34):
I'm anything?

Speaker 14 (01:13:36):
Oh my god, you don't even know.

Speaker 31 (01:13:38):
I'm literally in tears right now. This is the greatest
feeling of my life. I got to pull over.

Speaker 4 (01:13:42):
Well, don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
We love what you called.

Speaker 7 (01:13:44):
And you know I'm not going to be sitting here
and make a big debate debate over whether you turn
the water on first, didn't get in the shower, or
get in the shower then turn the water?

Speaker 21 (01:13:53):
I think who cares?

Speaker 13 (01:13:54):
Right now?

Speaker 7 (01:13:55):
I have.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
Now your name is riach Tricia. We got to send
you an Elvis Duran Morning Show shirt. It's on the way.

Speaker 7 (01:14:02):
Okay, No you are not, Yes we are.

Speaker 18 (01:14:04):
I'm going to freak out.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
Yes we are. It's on the way. Hold on one second.

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
I love you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
You're fabulous.

Speaker 7 (01:14:11):
How can we don't get more callers like that?

Speaker 8 (01:14:13):
Right here?

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
She's awesome? All right, thank you for the shower water debate.
Oh it's no problem.

Speaker 7 (01:14:20):
I'm so disturned.

Speaker 27 (01:14:22):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Tap, Garrett, what do you bring you to us today?

Speaker 38 (01:14:27):
I'm bringing you and I want to call phone tap
our listener. Nicole is doing all the work here. She
is going to play the phone tap on her boyfriend Evan. Now,
Nicole every weekend is babysitting for her sister. She drops
all her plans and she goes and babysits for her
sister's kid. Now Evan, on the other hand, he planned
a nice roman to get away for this weekend, So
Nicole said, why don't we pull the I have to

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babysit again for my sister card and we have a
phone tech.

Speaker 7 (01:14:52):
Wow, someone's gonna get all pissed off here, which is fabulous.
All right, here we go. We love the I want
to call because we kind of sit back and let
you do all the work, cause you're definitely more believable
than us. Today's phone tab let's listen in.

Speaker 11 (01:15:05):
Hello, hey, Ed, what's up? Nothing, just to get some
reports done?

Speaker 36 (01:15:10):
Do you have a second?

Speaker 33 (01:15:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (01:15:12):
I got a minute.

Speaker 36 (01:15:13):
Okay, I actually just called the hotel and I had
I had them cancel our reservation. Why I have to cancel, becin,
I have some stuff to do this weekend, So what.

Speaker 11 (01:15:26):
Could be more important? I mean, we've been looking forward
to this.

Speaker 30 (01:15:29):
Why would you do this?

Speaker 36 (01:15:30):
Because my sister is so bogged down with her kid,
you know, and it's hard to.

Speaker 11 (01:15:36):
Take care of a four yearl Oh, whoa, your sister
is more important than us?

Speaker 36 (01:15:41):
No, but I mean she really really needs help with
Tommy right now.

Speaker 11 (01:15:46):
Cares about Tommy. We haven't been on a vacation in months.
We've been looking bored to this. Your sister can find
somebody else to watch your kid.

Speaker 8 (01:15:54):
It's really important.

Speaker 11 (01:15:55):
No us having sex and a foreign location. That is important.
Watching your nephew is not. There are millions of teenagers
your sister could call.

Speaker 36 (01:16:05):
We can always reschedule. You can't reschedule a kid, and
I'm just.

Speaker 11 (01:16:10):
Trying to find a weekend for months.

Speaker 36 (01:16:13):
How about if we don't cancel, we just go ahead
and take Tommy with us on the trip.

Speaker 11 (01:16:19):
No, no, no, everything, even just think about it.

Speaker 36 (01:16:26):
It'll solve that problem. It'll solve our problem. We can
still do the trip, and I can still spend.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Time with our nephew.

Speaker 36 (01:16:31):
We can just babysit while we're on the trip.

Speaker 11 (01:16:34):
How are you gonna be babysitting the kid when we're
naked having sex all day?

Speaker 16 (01:16:38):
Because that was the plan.

Speaker 36 (01:16:39):
Remember, we'll just have to switch our plans a little,
switch our plans.

Speaker 11 (01:16:44):
When are we gonna that's the plan? When do you
envision this happening?

Speaker 35 (01:16:50):
What you're gonna send the kid out for ice?

Speaker 11 (01:16:52):
We have maybe thirty seconds for a quickie.

Speaker 7 (01:16:55):
We can we can we.

Speaker 8 (01:16:56):
Get back hold so we no.

Speaker 11 (01:17:00):
The kid is he's a awful child. He hates me.

Speaker 30 (01:17:04):
He physically hates me.

Speaker 11 (01:17:06):
He does He's kicking me in the nuts at least
three times, and you know what he's doing.

Speaker 22 (01:17:11):
I hate him.

Speaker 11 (01:17:12):
I am not gonna let some four brock me this weekend.

Speaker 22 (01:17:15):
All right, you really.

Speaker 36 (01:17:16):
Need to put family first here.

Speaker 11 (01:17:18):
I want to have a romantic relationship with my girlfriend
this weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
This could be a.

Speaker 36 (01:17:21):
Really good time to kind of practice like being a family,
like what it would be like if we had kids.
But this could be a really good time.

Speaker 30 (01:17:29):
What we haven't even talked about marriage yet.

Speaker 11 (01:17:33):
You already setting up the kid.

Speaker 36 (01:17:35):
You really calm down?

Speaker 11 (01:17:39):
Yeah, but I hear how I sound. I'm pissed off.
My girlfriend is picking her four year old nephew over me.
This is insane. We're gonna start watching Stephon the Street
and SpongeBob all weekend.

Speaker 36 (01:17:50):
It's not the end of the world.

Speaker 8 (01:17:52):
Okay, so it is the end of the world.

Speaker 11 (01:17:54):
You're not even in my shoes right now.

Speaker 30 (01:17:55):
We will and had sex and three weeks. I'm tired
of waiting.

Speaker 41 (01:17:58):
This is ridiculous.

Speaker 36 (01:18:00):
Waiting another week is not going to change. It's not
the end of the world. You're making yourself. You are
acting like a child.

Speaker 11 (01:18:09):
You are acting like a four You want to mature.

Speaker 36 (01:18:13):
Do you hear yourself?

Speaker 15 (01:18:14):
Are you hearing?

Speaker 8 (01:18:16):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (01:18:17):
Really?

Speaker 9 (01:18:19):
Really?

Speaker 8 (01:18:19):
Are are we doing this?

Speaker 11 (01:18:20):
Are we going to?

Speaker 12 (01:18:21):
Are we doing this?

Speaker 11 (01:18:22):
Are we doing this?

Speaker 12 (01:18:24):
Evan?

Speaker 32 (01:18:25):
Seriously?

Speaker 36 (01:18:27):
I need to talk to you like an adult.

Speaker 11 (01:18:29):
Okay, can you talk to me like an adult?

Speaker 36 (01:18:31):
I need you to listen to what I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (01:18:33):
Okay, listen to what I'm saying.

Speaker 38 (01:18:35):
Hey, Evan, my name is Garatthan. Elvis turned in the
Morning Show and you just got phone tapped. What you're
your girlfriend, Nicole wanted to play a phone tap on you.

Speaker 14 (01:18:51):
I have.

Speaker 16 (01:18:53):
Yeah, you're definitely getting the handcuffs and the feather to night.

Speaker 8 (01:18:56):
Elvis phone tap.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
All tables Tree recorded permission granted by all participates the.

Speaker 27 (01:19:03):
Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. El Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
I know we're telling Grandma stories.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
And my favorite was you said, is scary?

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
Hey scary?

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Give me some Grandma music for the next And I'm like,
what does that even sound like?

Speaker 7 (01:19:29):
This isn't Grandmamy. This is like great great great great
great grandma music.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
This is like prohibition.

Speaker 7 (01:19:35):
Yeah, I know, I don't know about that. But anyway,
last ham of gin from the laptop. I mean because
I remember my grandmother's number one golden life was to
make me fat, and I think all Grandma's gonna do that.
I would get home from school and stay at Grandma's
house some days and she would be making these homemade

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biscuits with like a pound of.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
Butter on every bite. Yeah, and Scary had the same problem.

Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
Yes, she used to feed me sweets because she used
to watch me after school before my mom was at work,
so she could You could have four cookies of your choice,
or do you want two Hostess cupcakes or two twinkies?

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
And here's a glass of whole milk.

Speaker 7 (01:20:15):
It's like my grandmother would. She would roll me under
the cow and just just squeeze the utter into my mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Here have some milk straight from the utter.

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
Because they get insulted when you don't eat.

Speaker 30 (01:20:23):
I know.

Speaker 7 (01:20:24):
Well, Grandma's are there because they want to spoil you. Hi, Brianna,
how are you hi?

Speaker 18 (01:20:28):
How are you well?

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
I'm doing well? Oh my gosh, what's that sound in
the background.

Speaker 34 (01:20:32):
I'm sorry I took off my seat boat.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
Oh my gosh. Well hey, don't hit a tree.

Speaker 10 (01:20:36):
Hey I'm not driving right now.

Speaker 7 (01:20:38):
Well, thank you for listening to Why one hundred in Miami.
Your grandma she tries to make you fattoo. Is that
your grandma's mission.

Speaker 18 (01:20:44):
Yes, my grandmother.

Speaker 34 (01:20:45):
We are Cuban, So if you're not chunky at a
young age, you're pretty much malnourished.

Speaker 37 (01:20:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:20:51):
I know that's what they say, and we know it's
not true, but in their eyes it is.

Speaker 6 (01:20:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 34 (01:20:56):
Yeah, so she really I don't deserve her like she
has spoiled me to and my cousins and my brother
to no end, and now that I'm with my boyfriend,
she spoils hiss to absolutely no end. She constantly feeds.

Speaker 7 (01:21:11):
Us, feeds, Yeah, what's your boyfriend's name?

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
His name is Paul.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
I can't hear your.

Speaker 7 (01:21:16):
Grandmother a little Paul have another coquetta?

Speaker 19 (01:21:19):
Yeah? Can you imagine?

Speaker 34 (01:21:20):
And it's all in Spanish, so it's very fa And
then she'll say no, and she'll say see and then
serve him a plate of.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
Poof, you know, with grandmother's no means jazz.

Speaker 4 (01:21:33):
I know, but she loves you.

Speaker 7 (01:21:34):
And this is how grandma's show love. You say, you
know what, it's Grandma's day, it's your birthday. Let us
do something for you.

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
And you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
The gift, the best gift you can give a grandma
does that? Let her cook for you.

Speaker 4 (01:21:45):
Yeah, because she loves it.

Speaker 34 (01:21:47):
Absolutely, she's very We've had friends that come over and
they she's embraced them with so much love, and they'll
offer her to bring her food and she says, absolutely not.
If there's like an emergency with clothes, she hends our clothes.

Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
She used to be a.

Speaker 34 (01:22:00):
Seamstress in Cuba, so she comes and if we have
any little thing, even so much as a button. She
taught me how to sew, and I sew all my stuff.
But she'll look at it and say, no, no, no, no, no,
you didn't do this right.

Speaker 7 (01:22:15):
We have to interrupt this conversation, Brianna to give Paul
another quoquetta.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Grandma's can sew anything.

Speaker 7 (01:22:21):
I was like you you leave the room and walk back,
and she's sewn an entire like hot air below.

Speaker 34 (01:22:25):
Yes, my grandmother, my grandmother sewed. She made my mom's
wedding dress.

Speaker 7 (01:22:32):
See, there's something so beautiful about that, Brianna, God bless
your grandmother.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
You tell her. We said, Hi, okay, I will.

Speaker 34 (01:22:38):
I might even make a video and I'll send it
to you.

Speaker 7 (01:22:40):
I love Grandma poored, but it's not dirty porn.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
It's like her making croquettas.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
Swing. So not My grandmother didn't do this, but my
mom told me a story of how they used to
play jokes on her Grandma. They would sew her nightgown
shut and they'd sew the they'd sew the arms. So
in the middle of the nightetes curve in an Italian
trying to get her arms.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
It sounds like something Alex would do.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
It sell me, but they said it was so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Listen, don't make fun of Grandma.

Speaker 23 (01:23:08):
Hasn't my grandma? I love her, She's my favorite person ever.
But she was definitely the wanderers, like she would wander
out of the house. So we were the family in
the neighborhood who people would be returning my grandma.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
To us, like hey, did you lose this again? I'm like, Grandma,
why did you leave?

Speaker 7 (01:23:26):
She's just walking around and say hi to everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
Granda love her, We love her.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Grandas Hello, is this Morgan?

Speaker 36 (01:23:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:23:37):
So Morgan, what, well, good morning, And it's all about grandma.
What does your grandma do for you?

Speaker 9 (01:23:43):
So I've been out of a house for batty here
now and I'll ask her to go over and let
my dog out.

Speaker 18 (01:23:49):
And while she's over there, she'll just clean my entire house.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
Oh could you have her come over and let my
dog that I don't have it.

Speaker 7 (01:23:56):
It's crazy. It's like, Grandma, you've been here an hour
and you clean my entire house. And then she says,
and I also made you a teary missuit. We love
our grandma. The thing about grandma's is they get you
a fat and they're like, oh, you need to eat more,
and they get you fat, and then one day you
walk in they go, oh you're getting fat.

Speaker 22 (01:24:14):
Yeah your fault.

Speaker 7 (01:24:17):
Only grandma's can get away with I. Morgan, have a
beautiful day. Thanks for listening to us. Yeah, it's all
about grandma's.

Speaker 23 (01:24:23):
One of my grandma's once told my cousin, I haven't
seen you in a while. You've turned into a fat boy.

Speaker 22 (01:24:32):
Yeah frog, speaking of getting fat. And I know you'll
know this. Being from the South, Elvis, my grandma used
to put bacon grease in everything. Oh, absolutely, so if
she cooked something, she would save the grease. I'm like
a little Crisco can on the back of the stove.

Speaker 7 (01:24:45):
Right next to the stove.

Speaker 22 (01:24:45):
Absolutely, and she cooked anything, she'd reach in there and
just take it out and put a doll up in there.
I'm like Grandma, She's like, makes it better, It makes
it good.

Speaker 7 (01:24:53):
It does.

Speaker 22 (01:24:54):
Everything was cooked with bacon fat.

Speaker 7 (01:24:56):
And they live forever until doctors told them it would
kill them. Then they all started dying. Just don't tell
me what I'm right doing to kill me, and I
won't die. Hello, Danielle, Hi, your grandma she sleeps over
and she protects you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
Tell me about your grandma and why she stays over.
I love this.

Speaker 10 (01:25:15):
She's insane and I love her. But she's seventy six
years old, and no matter what time of year it is,
she always comes and sleeps over my house and where
my parents go away because I'm twenty two and I
still live at home, right, But she thinks that her
being there is just going to protect me if I
have a dog, a shiny little old lady, and she
just thinks that whenever she's going to be over, that

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nothing bad is going to happen.

Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
Is a cute lover.

Speaker 7 (01:25:38):
You gotta love that, you know, and cherish, cherish her
in every moment that she invades your space because she's
your I remember until my grandma's last Christmas. I mean,
she'd give me that Christmas card every year. It had
a five dollar bill in its.

Speaker 10 (01:25:51):
Nice yeah, the little thing.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
It's Yeah, my grandma used to go to the hairdresser
and she would tip fifty cents, and my mom would say,
you can't tip fifty cents anymore, and you gotta tip more.
So we'd put it in a little envelope for her
that said tip, and she'd still come back with that
envelope that's a tip.

Speaker 7 (01:26:10):
So now you still So if you see two quarters
on the on the table, you think of your grandma.
That's the same as if I see a five dollar bill,
are a President Lincoln? I think of my grandma, not
because of the five dollar bill, because grandma had a
beard just like just like Lincoln.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
She wore a stove pipe hat. Anyway, all right, Danielle,
thanks for listening.

Speaker 10 (01:26:31):
I also just want to say so thank you so
much for taking my call. I actually just apply to
be an intern on your show. So just keep an
eye up for right now and my dream. Well, hold on,
you guys are amazing.

Speaker 7 (01:26:44):
Here's the thing I got to add to that. If
you get the job as an intern, you got to
bring Grandma.

Speaker 21 (01:26:48):
Yes, oh my god, I will whill die. She loves you, guys, Daniel.

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
Thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 7 (01:26:54):
Thank you very much, Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
Yeah, Grandma, lover, lover, I mess her.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
Grandma is my favorite.

Speaker 7 (01:27:01):
Yeah, yeah, Grandma. She would call in the middle of
the night and say that she can't find her can
of pennies?

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
Did still have those?

Speaker 7 (01:27:09):
They had cans of pennies? I'm not quite sure. One
more from Mallorie High. Mallory, Hi, how are you well.
We we're having a great time talking about our gentle grandmother's.
Talk about how gentle your grandmother is.

Speaker 19 (01:27:22):
So she's not.

Speaker 9 (01:27:23):
Exactly gentle, but anytime, like someone yells at either me
or my brother's like, she always goes fuse rottle and
will just yell at them until they're crying.

Speaker 7 (01:27:33):
So if your mom yells at you, your grandmother would
defend you and yell at your mom for yelling at you.

Speaker 9 (01:27:39):
Absolutely. Like when I was like nineteen, I wanted to
die my hair blonde, which was absolutely the wrong choice,
and my mom told me no, but then my grandmother
yelled at her, saying that it was what I wanted
to do, so she just went absolutely at her throat.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
I love that. We love grandma.

Speaker 7 (01:27:56):
Grandma, she's looking out for you, even if she's fighting
off her own child.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
All Right, Malory, you tell grandma.

Speaker 34 (01:28:01):
We said, Hi, Okay, absolutely, thank you so much for calling.

Speaker 9 (01:28:04):
I really appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
Well, thanks for texting, and I appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (01:28:09):
I'll tell you what that, folks, that's bloody nice.

Speaker 41 (01:28:11):
Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:28:13):
The time of the day.

Speaker 8 (01:28:14):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:28:28):
We got to talk to Samantha. Samantha the intern. I
need odd music, scary scary stuff that signifies we're talking
about something odd, something kind of great.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
Hello, Hello, how are you, intern? Samantha?

Speaker 6 (01:28:42):
I'm good today.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
How long have you known your father?

Speaker 6 (01:28:45):
Twenty two years.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
Twenty two years now? And you grew up in the
same house as your.

Speaker 42 (01:28:49):
Father, same house, really close with him, and you love
your dad. I love my dad a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:28:54):
All right, you recently discovered two things about your father
and you're just blown.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
Away, mind blown, mind blown?

Speaker 7 (01:29:03):
Yeah, And I can see the thing is, once you
hear these, you'll go, oh my god, I can't believe
you didn't know this. Okay, number one, what's the first thing?

Speaker 6 (01:29:10):
My dad is a stoner?

Speaker 4 (01:29:13):
I didn't know.

Speaker 7 (01:29:15):
How'd you find out?

Speaker 6 (01:29:16):
My cousin told me.

Speaker 42 (01:29:17):
She was telling me that, like this one time that
they were like hanging out and he started saying something
really weird about like painting the house, and that's when
she discovered it, and.

Speaker 6 (01:29:27):
Then the whole on.

Speaker 7 (01:29:28):
So, so he's been smoking pot ever since you were
a kid. Yeah, he Did you confront him on it?
Did you ask him?

Speaker 36 (01:29:34):
No?

Speaker 42 (01:29:34):
Well, yeah, recently I did because I was like, I
was like, why have you never told me? How have
I never known? I knew he smoked cigarettes, but I've
never noticed right joints or anything.

Speaker 7 (01:29:43):
I can see how you can keep that a secret. Yeah, Okay,
tell everyone? Okay, mind blown?

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
Tell yeah, tell everyone?

Speaker 7 (01:29:48):
What else you just found out about your dad? Who
even know him for twenty two years?

Speaker 6 (01:29:51):
He's bald and his hair is fake?

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
What he was to pay around you all the time.

Speaker 6 (01:29:57):
I've never seen him without it?

Speaker 7 (01:30:00):
Even, I mean, did you talk to him did you
talk to him about it?

Speaker 8 (01:30:05):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:30:05):
I can't.

Speaker 42 (01:30:05):
My mom was like, do not talk to him. He's
very sensitive about it. That's why I've never seen him
without it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
Don't you go swimming with him ever?

Speaker 42 (01:30:14):
He wears it. He wears it in the shower. I've
never seen him without it.

Speaker 7 (01:30:19):
Like, it's not a weave, I mean, it's a tupey.
It comes off, it comes off apparently.

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
Okay, so how did you find out about this?

Speaker 42 (01:30:26):
My brother's going bald. So I was asking my mom, like,
where does that come from? Like everyone has a full
head of hair, and then my mom was like everyone
just assumed I knew.

Speaker 6 (01:30:35):
So my mom was like, what are you talking about?
Your dad?

Speaker 42 (01:30:38):
And I was like, what about him? And she was
just like, he has toupe. I was like, what did
talk about?

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
I wanted to go in there and like lift it up.

Speaker 7 (01:30:51):
No, no, no, he's obviously very sensitive about it.

Speaker 4 (01:30:55):
But I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:30:57):
Do you see why? I find it a little odd
that you've known him as your father and you've been
close to him for twenty two years and you never
knew his hair is his. I literally bought it, he
bought it, bought it, and.

Speaker 6 (01:31:09):
He like peppers.

Speaker 42 (01:31:10):
It now like so like ages with him, Like I
was just like, it's unreal.

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
You know you notice that he like never got a haircut.

Speaker 42 (01:31:18):
No, because he he when he like goes to touch
up the piece, he says he's getting a haircut. Like
I literally had no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
You know what I would love to do. Let's parlay this.
Thank you. Samantha's great, this is my book. My dad's
a bald pod hag.

Speaker 7 (01:31:34):
Oh my god. And now things you found out? Hey, Chandler,
how are you.

Speaker 25 (01:31:48):
I'm not too bad.

Speaker 7 (01:31:48):
How's it going doing? Okay? Doing?

Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
Okay? Thank you for asking.

Speaker 7 (01:31:51):
Hey, so you know your mom.

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
You love your mom no matter what, right, yep, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:31:56):
But you found out something about your mom and it
threw you for a set.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
I'm sure. What did you find out about your mom? Chandler?

Speaker 25 (01:32:02):
Well, I was helping her move and uh, we were
packing up boxes and I found a box with a
trophy and if the trophy was broken, but it said, uh,
biggest boobs and warn.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
It said biggest boobs.

Speaker 25 (01:32:17):
What biggest boobs and Warren? That's the city.

Speaker 7 (01:32:21):
Warren, Ohio. Okay, biggest boobs and Warren.

Speaker 25 (01:32:25):
And I said, you know where did this come from.
And she said, uh, I used to be a dancer,
and like she just said it with no like like, no, okay,
it is what it is. And I, you know, we
just really didn't talk about it after that, but I
asked how the trophy got broken and when my grandma
found it, she threw it at her and it grow.

Speaker 7 (01:32:45):
So why did your grandma have a problem with the
biggest boob in boobs and Warren trophy of your mother.

Speaker 25 (01:32:51):
Earned because my mom being a dancer, I'm assuming, but yeah,
or twenty at.

Speaker 7 (01:32:59):
The time, so wow, and it looks no problem. So
mom used to be a dancer, okay, and she got
a trophy though.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
I love that she's a good dancing.

Speaker 7 (01:33:09):
See there you go. Well, congratulations, Channel. But these are
the things you know every once in a while. I mean,
how old you were you when you finally discovered this
about your mom.

Speaker 25 (01:33:16):
I was about twenty eight.

Speaker 7 (01:33:17):
Yeah, so you're twenty eight years old. You're just now
discovering mom used to be an exotic dancer and got
a trophy for it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:33:23):
I love it all right, Chandler, thank you very much.
So you know, it's never too late in life to
find out more. I didn't find out that stuff about
my dad until after I he passed away.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
I want to know they kept it, they kept it quiet.

Speaker 7 (01:33:34):
Hello Karen, Hello, Hello, So what'd you find out about
your dad later on in life?

Speaker 11 (01:33:42):
Well?

Speaker 32 (01:33:43):
I found out that my dad and my stepmom they
used to go to Pokonose about every other weekend in
the summer. I was about fifteen, sixteen years old when
they used to go. And I found out a few
years ago that they were going to a nudist Connie
this whole time.

Speaker 7 (01:33:57):
Oh clue, So you and your stepmom were nudists. They
love to hang out with other people who were nude
up at the Poconos.

Speaker 14 (01:34:05):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 21 (01:34:06):
I can see this with my dad.

Speaker 33 (01:34:07):
My step mom knew.

Speaker 7 (01:34:10):
They sur They do surprise you, and you know what,
as long as it's not something dangerous or dirty, you know,
it's it's kind of fun to learn something new about them.
And don't you find it a little intriguing? Uh? No, Okay,
there you go, all right, Thank you, Karen, thanks for
listening to us. Hi Gabby, Hi, would you find out

(01:34:36):
about your grandma?

Speaker 33 (01:34:39):
We were sitting in her kitchen and she told me
she was a mud wrestler. Back in the day when
my mom was a.

Speaker 7 (01:34:47):
Kid, my grandma was a mud wrestler. I mean, people
would pay to watch your grandmother go into the ring
and wrestle other people in mud.

Speaker 33 (01:35:00):
Yeah, and apparently she was really good at it too.

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
Did she win any trophies?

Speaker 33 (01:35:05):
I guess she was in like a state competition or
something and she took second place.

Speaker 4 (01:35:11):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:35:11):
Wow, Now were you intrigued? Didn't they kind of fun
to find out something that you never knew about grandma?

Speaker 33 (01:35:18):
Yeah? I was like, jeez, I have a cool grandma.

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
You go, I got a mud wrestling granny.

Speaker 7 (01:35:22):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
Thank you very much, Gabby.

Speaker 7 (01:35:24):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
Finally we talked to Carly.

Speaker 7 (01:35:27):
Hello, Carly, I'm not good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
What'd you find out about grandma?

Speaker 26 (01:35:32):
Okay, so my.

Speaker 18 (01:35:33):
Bad passed when I was about eighteen and about twenty five,
my family told me and my siblings that my grandmother
had an affair with a taxi driver in the back
of the taxi cab, so that my grandfather was not
my grandfather. Wow, so we got introduced to an entire

(01:35:56):
new family. It was eight years than the one I
was raised with.

Speaker 7 (01:35:59):
Okay, this is a little more complex than the previous calls.
I mean, did you find this to be interesting? I mean,
did it really throw you off? Is it really that awful?

Speaker 19 (01:36:09):
Well?

Speaker 11 (01:36:09):
Kind of.

Speaker 7 (01:36:11):
I see if I find out it's a little bit
of a scandal. If I found out a scandal like
that in my family, I'd.

Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
Be like, oh good, yes, yeah, finally it makes us.

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
A little more interesting. They had sex in the back
of his cab.

Speaker 18 (01:36:22):
I needed to be more interesting.

Speaker 7 (01:36:23):
Yeah, Okay, your family's interesting enough, I know, but someone
can see in the back of a cab that's kind
of fun, right, I guess no one's agreeing with me.

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
That's taking a ride in the taxi.

Speaker 11 (01:36:35):
Hoole new meaning right, very true.

Speaker 18 (01:36:39):
But then I found out that, like this guy has
like twenty seven kids.

Speaker 7 (01:36:42):
Oh oh god, is busy taxi. Thank you, Carly, thanks
for listening. See I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
I love when you find out these little intriguing things
that happened. As long as no one's getting hurt.

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
Oh all the like twenty three and me stuff.

Speaker 23 (01:36:55):
Now, I feel like that is just a whole new
ball game, and it's finding out everything.

Speaker 7 (01:37:00):
And you know, Scary told us a long time ago
his great grandparents were first cousins.

Speaker 30 (01:37:04):
We moved out in my adult life.

Speaker 2 (01:37:06):
We kind of knew that though. We kind of figured
that out.

Speaker 1 (01:37:07):
On because you don't clot when you believe right.

Speaker 23 (01:37:11):
I got that going out of my family to which
explains a lot about me.

Speaker 7 (01:37:13):
Right do you when you believe I too?

Speaker 3 (01:37:16):
Don't cut?

Speaker 7 (01:37:18):
Scary also describes that big mono eyebrow you have.

Speaker 30 (01:37:23):
Mona mon I love you are a little close together,
a little.

Speaker 4 (01:37:35):
They are.

Speaker 7 (01:37:38):
When he crosses his eyes, they become one like a cyclops.
You loot?

Speaker 30 (01:37:46):
What was that.

Speaker 8 (01:37:48):
In the Morning show, Elvis Dan in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (01:37:55):
Show, we had to actually open up our people's court. Yes,
plaintiff first.

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
Right, Scary is the plaintiff.

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
That plaintiff plus planef and we really should get a laptop.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
We should make them swear on the Bible. Shouldn't help.

Speaker 7 (01:38:11):
Let's not get into that.

Speaker 5 (01:38:12):
Not my Jewish mother doesn't want that.

Speaker 7 (01:38:16):
You're you're the plaintiff and your your complaint is against Samantha.

Speaker 22 (01:38:20):
Yes, okay?

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
What a couple of days ago, it was brought to
my attention unintentionally by Nate that sam took a present
that I got her for Christmas a couple of years ago,
and I paid a lot of money for and she
sold it and just to whoever she did.

Speaker 1 (01:38:39):
I don't know where she sold it.

Speaker 7 (01:38:40):
I don't know what website. I don't know if she's
strapped for cash.

Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
But I felt that this was something that I was
I put a lot of love and energy time.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
It hurt your feelings? Can you tell us what? Okay,
hold on? What was the gift? What was the gift
you bought?

Speaker 7 (01:38:57):
It was a very man.

Speaker 4 (01:38:58):
I'm gonna show you exhibit A.

Speaker 1 (01:38:59):
Can I give you a sure? I'll bring it up
to the judge.

Speaker 4 (01:39:05):
It is a Jonathan Adler authentic canister from his canister collection.
Do they say things like barbigo WIT's and klay Lud's
and Ganja love that?

Speaker 7 (01:39:17):
Listen, let me tell you something. Anything from Jonathan Adler
I'm a fan of. That's a great gift.

Speaker 5 (01:39:21):
Jonathan Adler has some attractive designs.

Speaker 4 (01:39:23):
Okay. So so one year she helped me out quite
a bit, and you know, a couple of years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:39:29):
And it doesn't matter, you gave her again.

Speaker 30 (01:39:30):
I gave her a gift for Christmas, and I said, Sam.

Speaker 4 (01:39:33):
In fact, I actually left it on her doorstep because
she wasn't home to collect it.

Speaker 7 (01:39:36):
Remember that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
Okay, that really has nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:39:38):
To do with what I spent over one hundred dollars
on this canister.

Speaker 7 (01:39:43):
Okay, it doesn't matter if you spent two dollars or
two million dollars. It's a gift, it was thoughtful, it
came from the right place. And now I come to
find out from Nate that she's sold it online, like
as if he never even gave a rats but about it. Okay,
you can use the word ass if you want, but
you want to say rats but the top b u et?

Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
But did you sell that on Poshmark?

Speaker 7 (01:40:05):
I did sell it on pas Okay. So let's go
to Samantha, the UH defendant.

Speaker 12 (01:40:10):
All right.

Speaker 7 (01:40:11):
I'm still trying to figure out even if you do win, Scary,
with the damage is will be I can't quite.

Speaker 1 (01:40:15):
Figure that out.

Speaker 7 (01:40:15):
But anyway falls back, No hold on, there's more to
it than that. Yes, Samantha, you'r side of the story.

Speaker 5 (01:40:21):
Okay.

Speaker 28 (01:40:21):
So I had the gift from Scary. I very much
appreciated it, and I recently started just cleaning out.

Speaker 5 (01:40:27):
My life things I didn't need, so I came across it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
You don't need a canister, that says barbituate you need.

Speaker 5 (01:40:33):
I didn't need the canister.

Speaker 28 (01:40:34):
I was cleaning stuff out, and I'm like, okay, you know,
because gift from Scary it was really nice. And then
I never understood why he got me a canister that
said ganja, because I don't smoke.

Speaker 5 (01:40:43):
I never there was no reference to it whatsoever.

Speaker 4 (01:40:46):
It's a play on words, almost like as if it's
a cute tea thing, like you say ganja, but there is.

Speaker 7 (01:40:50):
Using game or you had your your chance, all right,
please go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:40:54):
We never spoke about it was never hit on. And
then we.

Speaker 28 (01:40:57):
Always talk about how much Scary is of regifting things.
So I started to like, I'm a little suspicious that
he didn't regift it to me. So I reached out
to our friend who he also bought a gift for
that same year, and she got Michael Core's boots that year,
which she picked out when she the same day we both.

Speaker 4 (01:41:16):
Got our best assistant, Elizabeth.

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
Those were beautiful, those Michael core booths, and she wore them.

Speaker 7 (01:41:21):
The same year, I gave her a Chanel bag, so
I went, but it is, by the way, this is
getting just it's okay.

Speaker 28 (01:41:29):
I put two and two together and I realized Scary
regifted me this because she got to pick out her
own gift that same year, and this meant nothing to him.

Speaker 7 (01:41:37):
By the way, me no offense Samantha talking about what
other gifts he sent to other people.

Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
It really has no bearing on this case.

Speaker 28 (01:41:45):
I just realized it was regifted, so I didn't feel
badly about.

Speaker 7 (01:41:49):
Gifted.

Speaker 30 (01:41:50):
I bought that at the Short Hills Mall.

Speaker 7 (01:41:53):
The credit court statement, did you buy it for her?

Speaker 2 (01:41:55):
Or did you buy it for someone else?

Speaker 7 (01:41:57):
Or did someone get Danielle?

Speaker 1 (01:41:59):
Danielle Scary would the plaintiff? Now he's the defendant. All right,
here we go, Well, hold on turn abound plan. All right, okay,
here's okay.

Speaker 7 (01:42:10):
Let me just as your judge, the knowledgeable Judge Crotch,
I must, I must tell you what's going on here.
It has nothing to do with regifting, has nothing to
do with the price of the gift. The fact is
that It'll keep it simple. You gave her a gift
and she sold it. Yeah, okay, okay, what damage has
been done? Because that's all I can work with. Emotional damage.

Speaker 1 (01:42:28):
Okay, emotional damage.

Speaker 4 (01:42:30):
I'm upset. I cannot believe that I went out of
my way to do this for her, and she freaking
sells it. Okay, well as if it didn't mean anything
to her.

Speaker 2 (01:42:38):
But wait a minute. How many times have we gotten gifts?
And I've seen you sell people s'mores makers or what
the other thing?

Speaker 7 (01:42:43):
What am I going to do with a fund? My
point is this, Okay, though, even though she hurt your
feelings by selling the gift you gave her, it's not illegal,
it's not wrong, and you really aren't damaged. There's no
damage here, even though your feelers are hurt.

Speaker 5 (01:43:02):
Now I love the gift even more in the form
of fifty five dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:43:05):
She got fifty Okay, how much did you spend?

Speaker 1 (01:43:12):
Scary? How much you went over?

Speaker 30 (01:43:13):
Well over a hundred. It's the bigger one.

Speaker 38 (01:43:17):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:43:18):
Who wins out here is whoever bought it from Samantha.
That's the winner's scary. This This is a This is
a frivolous lawsuit.

Speaker 30 (01:43:26):
I can't throw this out of court.

Speaker 7 (01:43:28):
I'm throwing it out. This is a waste of the
court's time.

Speaker 1 (01:43:32):
This is stupid.

Speaker 7 (01:43:33):
This is a stupid thing. I can't believe we're wasting
our show's time on.

Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
That very scary mess.

Speaker 7 (01:43:39):
Whether it's a new gift or regift. It doesn't matter.
She sell it to doesn't matter. It's her will you
give it to her? It is her property technically, so
she can do whatever she wants.

Speaker 5 (01:43:49):
To win and now belongs to Deborah girl for sixty eight.

Speaker 7 (01:43:53):
I got a great deal on that dead So there
are no winners. There are nothing but losers in this
trial to strike. Scary. One more, one more visit to
this court and you lose another case.

Speaker 30 (01:44:07):
Yeah, where's my defense?

Speaker 7 (01:44:10):
No one cares.

Speaker 2 (01:44:11):
Nobody would defend paid them.

Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
Look, you may be offended. I would be offended. No
problem but that.

Speaker 7 (01:44:16):
You can't take this to a court of law. What
a waste of my time and in everyone's time.

Speaker 1 (01:44:22):
There you go, thanks gear.

Speaker 7 (01:44:24):
You know, scary. Next time you want to give someone
a gift, just sell it.

Speaker 8 (01:44:29):
Scary.

Speaker 5 (01:44:29):
What if I take you out for drinks with my earnings?

Speaker 7 (01:44:31):
No, no, no, no, you don't owe him anything. You
don't owe him anything.

Speaker 2 (01:44:35):
You always have that guilt feeling, Sam, Yeahff Daniel.

Speaker 7 (01:44:38):
Get them out of here, get.

Speaker 27 (01:44:40):
Out, don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran
phone tab.

Speaker 7 (01:44:45):
Scary, it's your phone tap. Tell me all about it.

Speaker 4 (01:44:47):
So Joe wants to play a phone tap on her
summer house made Nikki. They rented a beach house through
a realtor under Nikki's name and have gotten several noise
complaints and tickets from the town for drinking in the street.

Speaker 7 (01:44:58):
So I'm going to pretend to be the actual owner
of the house.

Speaker 4 (01:45:02):
Uh a bit, and I'm gonna mess with Nikki.

Speaker 1 (01:45:04):
But first Joe starts to call all right, let's listen
photo here we go.

Speaker 36 (01:45:07):
Hello, Hey, what's up?

Speaker 15 (01:45:10):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (01:45:10):
What's going on?

Speaker 21 (01:45:12):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:45:12):
I've been getting these calls from Allan.

Speaker 10 (01:45:14):
Do you know Alan?

Speaker 3 (01:45:16):
No that the owner of the house?

Speaker 36 (01:45:19):
Okay, what he is?

Speaker 23 (01:45:21):
He's saying that, like we're throwing too many parties and
we're like too.

Speaker 14 (01:45:25):
Loud and of course the story parties at the beak house.

Speaker 13 (01:45:29):
He's saying, we're gonna get kicked out and stuff. Are
you hitting me?

Speaker 36 (01:45:32):
What the hell is he saying? Remember the guy you
brought over who was like peeing off the.

Speaker 14 (01:45:36):
Balcony, Like I can't control the people that are gonna
be there. That is what happens on the shore.

Speaker 17 (01:45:42):
That's stupid.

Speaker 7 (01:45:43):
Are you got three tickets from the rent a cops?

Speaker 13 (01:45:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:45:45):
So, like, look, are not even real cops. Okay, damn
by the city streak and make back the money. We're
not gonna get in trouble. Okay, we're just paying the
town a few dollars. Fine, Well, listen, it's not just
the rent to cops to the neighbors.

Speaker 8 (01:45:57):
Have been complaining about us, lebas spilling up because nobody's cleaned.

Speaker 14 (01:46:02):
Okay, Well, I don't give a shit about the neighbors
because they knew what they were getting into when they
bought the houses around us. It's a beach town and
there would not be a town if we didn't rent
there in the summer.

Speaker 3 (01:46:11):
Oh my god, Nikki, he's calling me again, like again
for it.

Speaker 36 (01:46:15):
No, hang on, just I'm gonna put him through on
the mallent because I just want to be calling me.

Speaker 9 (01:46:19):
Hang on, hang on you I'm gonna kill you.

Speaker 3 (01:46:22):
Hello, Hello, Hey Ellen.

Speaker 8 (01:46:24):
I have Nikki on the phone.

Speaker 3 (01:46:26):
Also, she's the one that's on the Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:46:28):
You're on the lease. That's you?

Speaker 14 (01:46:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:46:31):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
Hi, how are you?

Speaker 4 (01:46:33):
I'm the owner of the house.

Speaker 7 (01:46:35):
Okay, Hi, yeah, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 2 (01:46:37):
I'm fine.

Speaker 14 (01:46:38):
I mean, like I'm kind of like, why are you
calling my I'm like, what's on?

Speaker 4 (01:46:41):
Like, what's going on, Like, what kind of brothel are
you running over there?

Speaker 3 (01:46:46):
A brothel?

Speaker 4 (01:46:48):
I'm hearing things from the neighbors on either side of
me that you have fifteen twenty people in the house
at a time.

Speaker 14 (01:46:53):
Yeah, we're having parties because the takes beach house and
it's the summer.

Speaker 4 (01:46:57):
First of all, you're playing beer pong and flip copy,
and it's got over the property lines. The second you
step foot on a sidewalk, you're putting yourselves in jeopardy,
and you're putting my property in jeopardy.

Speaker 2 (01:47:07):
You would even affoord.

Speaker 14 (01:47:09):
This house if we were embracing it from you this summer. Okay,
I know you only have this house. You can like
have like affairs on your wife or something. So I
will feel like talking to me about what goes on
in this house because I know what you do, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:47:19):
And I know what you do too.

Speaker 4 (01:47:20):
And somebody threw a bottle of fireball down the sidewalk
last weekend. Who was that? I don't know who took
over my barbecue?

Speaker 13 (01:47:27):
How do you even know about that?

Speaker 7 (01:47:29):
Like what do you Well, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:31):
You're done.

Speaker 4 (01:47:31):
You're out, You're all of you are out. Don't come back.

Speaker 21 (01:47:34):
You can't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:47:35):
I will get a lawyer.

Speaker 3 (01:47:36):
I swear to God, there is no lawyer.

Speaker 4 (01:47:37):
It's my house.

Speaker 30 (01:47:38):
I own it.

Speaker 14 (01:47:39):
Yeah, you signed the contract giving it over to me
for the summer. Is that correct?

Speaker 4 (01:47:43):
I did. But contracts are made to be broken, just
like bottles of fireball.

Speaker 7 (01:47:46):
On the sidewalk.

Speaker 4 (01:47:48):
Oh yeah, okay, I'll tell you what's bull the fact
that you decided to section off the three bedrooms and
make it seven bedrooms.

Speaker 7 (01:47:54):
We took down those.

Speaker 14 (01:47:55):
Walls, so that's not even an issue anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:47:57):
Oh No, guess what.

Speaker 30 (01:47:58):
I'm standing in the house right now now, and the
walls are.

Speaker 7 (01:48:00):
Still up right now.

Speaker 4 (01:48:02):
Okay, No, I'm walking.

Speaker 30 (01:48:04):
Through the living room right now. I'm gonna see what's over.

Speaker 2 (01:48:06):
Here right now.

Speaker 30 (01:48:10):
Oh marijuana. Oh you guys like to smoke the wacky tobacco.

Speaker 13 (01:48:14):
Huh.

Speaker 30 (01:48:15):
Let me take some pictures here Exhibit A.

Speaker 14 (01:48:20):
Call them mine now and tell them next door.

Speaker 31 (01:48:24):
You're gonna get.

Speaker 30 (01:48:25):
Okay, hold on a second, which bedroom is yours? Let
me find out here.

Speaker 4 (01:48:30):
Here's the draw of condoms. I'm building a cage. I
hope you just enjoyed being phone tapped, NICKI. This is scary.

Speaker 30 (01:48:44):
Jules from Elvis to ran in the morning show.

Speaker 11 (01:48:51):
I'm so sorry, but that was hilarious.

Speaker 8 (01:48:55):
Phone was pre recorded.

Speaker 4 (01:48:59):
Permissions participates the.

Speaker 27 (01:49:01):
Elvis en phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning show.

Speaker 8 (01:49:09):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:49:13):
But you know, if I bite the big one, or
if kidnapped and never return and you decide to go
clean out my apartment, there's nothing scandalous in my apartment.

Speaker 4 (01:49:27):
Oh good, really nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:49:28):
Where do you keep all your scandalist stuff?

Speaker 7 (01:49:30):
I don't have any scandalous stuff. This is the thing
about guys. You don't understand as women, and I need
for you to understand this. Our scandalous things are connected
to our bodies. You know what I'm saying. All my
toys are right here. I got a toy box. Some
people call them jeans. I call them my toy box.

(01:49:50):
Everything I needs right here.

Speaker 1 (01:49:52):
So if I do.

Speaker 7 (01:49:53):
Pass away, or if God forbid something, whatever happens, and
you're like, well, we should probably uh get over and
clean it out, No worries.

Speaker 2 (01:50:03):
This happened to somebody that I knew. So they were
in charge of a company and they wound up being
in a coma and they had to go through the
person's death drawer because they had to, you know, figure
out what they could do to keep the company going right.
The scandalous things they found in his drawer.

Speaker 7 (01:50:20):
Not only that, his desk at the office and how.

Speaker 2 (01:50:23):
Much money he was stealing from the company and all
kinds of stuff. They said, if he ever awoke from
the coma, there'd be.

Speaker 3 (01:50:29):
A lot of properdity. He never did.

Speaker 2 (01:50:31):
Okay, yikes, that was crazy. That was crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:50:34):
This is another thing I'm not stealing from any I
don't have a company to steal from.

Speaker 1 (01:50:39):
We steal like toilet paper.

Speaker 4 (01:50:40):
From time to time and printing papers.

Speaker 1 (01:50:43):
Don't you have a friend.

Speaker 7 (01:50:44):
Gandhi whose friends went in to clean out their parents'
house or something. What happened.

Speaker 23 (01:50:48):
My friend's father passed away not too long ago, and
he finally got around to helping his mom clean out
the house and his dad's stuff, and they found all
kinds of sex toys and foreign and I didn't believe him,
and he sent me photos. Was fabulous, Like what kinds
of things really?

Speaker 3 (01:51:03):
I mean? So the porn that he had was like
old dad porn.

Speaker 7 (01:51:05):
So he had magazine was into old dads.

Speaker 3 (01:51:07):
No, but he had magazines. He had like VHS tapes.

Speaker 1 (01:51:11):
Oh Scott used to have.

Speaker 3 (01:51:14):
Yeah, yeah, and he had quite the collection.

Speaker 23 (01:51:16):
He was really into a lot of different people and
different kinds of things. He had some really interesting toys.
But my friend said it actually made him really happy
because he said, you know what, it's great to know
that my dad had a human side of him and
was into weird stuff, just like a lot of people are.

Speaker 3 (01:51:30):
So right, it made him laugh.

Speaker 7 (01:51:31):
Okay, there you go. So if I went through your
drawers at home, Danielle, nothing moving. Yeah, me too.

Speaker 3 (01:51:39):
Sorry, we're gonna have to plant some stuff. We need
to make it interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:51:43):
There's no need to plant anything.

Speaker 4 (01:51:45):
Like weapons from World War two, uh grenades.

Speaker 1 (01:51:49):
I will tell you something that Nate did yesterday.

Speaker 7 (01:51:51):
I don't get mad and me for telling. Can may
I tell the story? Well, maybe it's better if you
tell it. He was on a zoom call and there
was a there's a bottle of lotion in the background.

Speaker 3 (01:52:02):
By the bedside table.

Speaker 7 (01:52:03):
No, it was in my office, and it was so embarrassing.
Why is there a lotion in your office because it's
my it's my jo station. Oh my god, oh my yes,
in your office station. It's not my Every guy has
a station.

Speaker 4 (01:52:20):
No, they don't, No, they don't.

Speaker 3 (01:52:22):
Assumedy did it when the feeling hit you. I didn't
know you like pulled up at it.

Speaker 7 (01:52:25):
It is in my normal station.

Speaker 4 (01:52:26):
But it is like, how many stations do you have too?

Speaker 7 (01:52:30):
Where's the other one? I'm not going to tell you. Well,
you've already told us that one. I mean, okay, okay,
you don't have to tell us anything. But so they
were on a zoom call. How many people were in
the zoom fifty exactly? And then a good friend of ours,
I'll call him out. I'll call him out, Joe d.
He goes, is that? Can you get him on the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:52:48):
Yeah, so Jody sent you a text.

Speaker 7 (01:52:50):
No on the zoom on the zoom call?

Speaker 4 (01:52:54):
What did he say?

Speaker 39 (01:52:55):
Is that a bottle of lotion behind you? He goes,
I know, it's a lotion from the Roxy. Remember the
hotel we occasionally stayed out? Oh yeah, because is that
the lotion from the Roxy? And I had nothing to say?

Speaker 3 (01:53:09):
You didn't have to turn yourself in. It's just lotion.

Speaker 7 (01:53:11):
You can motions used for many things on people. Why
does somebody have a lotion next to their computer? Because
because you're dry and you put.

Speaker 43 (01:53:21):
Lotion on your sitting there, you loasen your hands or
in your arms exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:53:25):
But you went ahead and started admitting, admitting, admitted.

Speaker 7 (01:53:27):
On the call and admitting eate to you.

Speaker 3 (01:53:29):
Now I feel harassed. Those people feel harassed that.

Speaker 39 (01:53:34):
I'm sure this has happened a aa jillion times. Somebody
is doing a call from their JO station.

Speaker 4 (01:53:39):
Can you stop?

Speaker 7 (01:53:40):
Can you stop?

Speaker 1 (01:53:41):
I gotta be honest with you.

Speaker 7 (01:53:42):
You're kind of grossing me out.

Speaker 22 (01:53:46):
Not everybody has one of those.

Speaker 4 (01:53:47):
I've never had one of those in my whole life.

Speaker 7 (01:53:49):
Every guy had one. I love you, man, it's in
that movie What Well.

Speaker 1 (01:53:53):
No, not every man has that.

Speaker 23 (01:53:55):
I'm picturing it like a NASA like home base, like
multiple screens.

Speaker 4 (01:54:00):
He's that a lot of joy joy sticks.

Speaker 7 (01:54:04):
It's so owls towels. I just can't believe you're admitting
this on the show.

Speaker 30 (01:54:12):
What am I gonna do all that?

Speaker 7 (01:54:14):
Well, you could have muted edited.

Speaker 37 (01:54:16):
A little bit.

Speaker 7 (01:54:16):
So anyway, Oh man, so you have the roxy lotion?

Speaker 4 (01:54:21):
Did you hijack that from the Roxy?

Speaker 3 (01:54:27):
I just texted my boyfriend to see if he has
a j O station.

Speaker 4 (01:54:30):
No, don't humiliated.

Speaker 22 (01:54:32):
I don't want to know that he doesn't.

Speaker 7 (01:54:34):
He doesn't.

Speaker 43 (01:54:35):
No, he doesn't know. Scary doesn't know what one is.
You said you didn't know, Scotty B. Okay, Scotty be
of all the people in this room, Scotty B doesn't
have one.

Speaker 1 (01:54:43):
No, he doesn't.

Speaker 40 (01:54:44):
Well, yea, God, listen, I only caught the tail end
of this conversation.

Speaker 7 (01:54:47):
Maybe I don't have one of those. No, I don't.

Speaker 22 (01:54:51):
We got a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:54:52):
No, I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:54:55):
Mean station. I mean feelings right now wherever it's not
a station.

Speaker 4 (01:55:04):
Come on, like I.

Speaker 1 (01:55:05):
Spent now he is. The snack at the station.

Speaker 5 (01:55:10):
Station is just mirrors.

Speaker 7 (01:55:14):
Well, you know it's I guess it's important to have
these conversations. I just feel kind of it just feels
icky talking about it and having you admit it. Well, listen,
I got called out on the call.

Speaker 4 (01:55:24):
I had you have him.

Speaker 12 (01:55:25):
On the phone.

Speaker 7 (01:55:26):
We need to talk.

Speaker 39 (01:55:28):
Boy twenty Hello, Hello, who is this?

Speaker 30 (01:55:37):
Joe? Hi?

Speaker 7 (01:55:37):
Joe?

Speaker 15 (01:55:37):
D Oh, good morning?

Speaker 14 (01:55:39):
What up?

Speaker 1 (01:55:40):
Maybe maybe we do we wake you?

Speaker 30 (01:55:43):
Oh no, I'm on the train.

Speaker 7 (01:55:44):
Oh okay, so we all are. So we were on
the air too. By the way, let's watch watch our language. Hey,
so you were on this zoom call yesterday and fifteen
people on the Zoom call, and you notice that bottle
of lotion behind Nate.

Speaker 4 (01:56:01):
Yeah, and then, rather than discreetly.

Speaker 7 (01:56:04):
Texting him, hey, dude, move that, you actually brought it
up in front of everyone.

Speaker 22 (01:56:08):
Oh no, of course, yeah.

Speaker 30 (01:56:10):
I even knew where it came from. I knew from
the Rocks.

Speaker 4 (01:56:14):
Yeah, he missed it.

Speaker 7 (01:56:15):
He hijacked it from the Rocks. So not only does
he have dry hands, but he's feeling.

Speaker 3 (01:56:24):
Dry hands.

Speaker 23 (01:56:25):
Joe says, yeah, okay, So what question, Joe, what prompted
you to like bring it up in front of everyone?

Speaker 7 (01:56:34):
Because did you know? Did you bring it up as
a joke, just saying oh, well, everyone has lotions sitting around,
but he actually admitted.

Speaker 4 (01:56:41):
To you what I was. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:56:43):
I mean it's it's Nate for starters, So of course I.

Speaker 7 (01:56:46):
Had to bring it up.

Speaker 13 (01:56:48):
Like yeah, I'm like, dude, what what the hell?

Speaker 43 (01:56:50):
You've got lotion in your background in your office?

Speaker 39 (01:56:53):
I didn't move it prior to the call. I normally
do a sweep. I forgot to move it. Like what
else do you have it your stage? I'm not gonna
tell you.

Speaker 43 (01:57:02):
You've told so much, so fun, all right, just checkings, Joe.

Speaker 7 (01:57:08):
I'm happy I'm happy that you brought it up, and
you you ribbed him a little bit ribbed.

Speaker 4 (01:57:17):
He had multiple kinds of lotion.

Speaker 13 (01:57:18):
It wasn't just that long.

Speaker 7 (01:57:20):
Due what other hotels are you collected? I had to
get it from my other stage.

Speaker 2 (01:57:24):
Wait, why do have multiple what.

Speaker 7 (01:57:26):
Kind of really dry hands?

Speaker 4 (01:57:28):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:57:29):
Is a load for your hands?

Speaker 10 (01:57:30):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:57:31):
Yeah, eventually.

Speaker 4 (01:57:33):
Anyway, moving on, moving on, moving on, all right, Joe,
thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:57:37):
Enjoy your train ride, of course.

Speaker 2 (01:57:40):
All right, imagine you take a blue light to that office.

Speaker 7 (01:57:43):
What's your question?

Speaker 30 (01:57:44):
Scary? I just want to know.

Speaker 28 (01:57:46):
So.

Speaker 4 (01:57:46):
So, my m Millie had a bottle of Jurgons and
a box of tissues next to each other pretty much
for her whole life. So my thing is, why, if
you see that, does your mind auto complete and jumped
to conclusion? Not with that, Melly, No, But if you
saw that in Nate's house, does you any more prone
to think there was something up?

Speaker 23 (01:58:05):
If I saw it in a single man's house, I'd
be like, I know what's going on in a couple's house.

Speaker 8 (01:58:10):
Or old lady?

Speaker 7 (01:58:13):
And I just I've never heard of the station concept
like an assigned spot when you when you go to
sell your house. Is that going to be on the
real estate listing? This house features three full baths, one
half bath, and two stations.

Speaker 39 (01:58:32):
I thought it every guy, I'm sorry, I assumed we
do that. You make an ass out of you and me.
Every guy had one.

Speaker 7 (01:58:38):
Okay, but look interesting to hear your take on I've
never heard. I've never heard in my fifty thousand years
on earth, I've never heard this concept either.

Speaker 39 (01:58:46):
I mean, maybe you want to consider it. It's considerate.
Would you just do that?

Speaker 7 (01:58:51):
Okay, I'm not having this conversation with you or anyone else.
You feel free all over the house.

Speaker 43 (01:59:00):
You haven't turn your decorator come over and help you
with your j O station. I probably should have.

Speaker 7 (01:59:05):
It's not Do you have blinds up like so the
neighbors can't see you? They're not closed?

Speaker 12 (01:59:11):
Oh my god, you want to see I don't do
it in full view?

Speaker 30 (01:59:19):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:59:19):
I don't believe you.

Speaker 7 (01:59:20):
I just gonna move on. I'm gonna move on. I
just learned something we all learned today.

Speaker 5 (01:59:26):
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Speaker 7 (01:59:27):
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Speaker 3 (01:59:31):
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I've never used chat roulette. I just want to.

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Let's get into the Internet is for porn.

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Speaker 7 (02:00:02):
All right, we're done, we're out of time. We'll see
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until then. Say peace, out of everybody, piece out of everybody.