July 11, 2026 • 124 mins
Gandhi found her old diary, we debated what actually counts as micro-cheating, and listeners shared their rudest celebrity encounters. Plus, food habit dealbreakers, the weird things our parents told us growing up, why Gandhi hates her best friend's boyfriend, and more.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I just pray, thank you do's for everything you do.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I listen to you every morning when I'm working in
and oh, thank you man.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
I appreciate that you guys, that's totally me my morning.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
I wake up to you every.
Speaker 5 (00:11):
Morning and you and I love you, guys.
Speaker 6 (00:13):
I love you.
Speaker 7 (00:14):
I love you every morning.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm like a hundred Falcon Louth per hour because I
love you, guy.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
I love that you'll.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
Come in love lady, you come.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Daddy loves you, you come, get ready for your day.
Speaker 8 (00:34):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (00:37):
Elvis ter Wran in the Morning show.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
So just in passing uh straight eight says so a Gandhi, Danielle,
do you have your old diaries from when you were
a kid sitting around your house? So Gandhi says, wait
a minute, I do have my diary from seventh grade,
and we're like, oh, gold mine. So Gandhi went and
grabbed the look she's showing in and there's she went
(01:00):
and grabbed her diary and started reading it. And she
made the most crazy discovery in her seventh grade diary.
I mean, blow you away discovery.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I can't believe it. So I've told you, guys before.
Speaker 10 (01:15):
My boyfriend and I met when I was in sixth grade.
We rode the bus together. He was a neighbor, he
lived in my neighborhood. But we were not nice to
each other. We were, in fact, very mean to each other.
And apparently one of, if not more, of the incidents
have been documented in my diary, and I just opened
it up and started dying, like, oh my god. First
(01:37):
of all, kids are horrible to each other, right, And
second of all, Brendan, I'm sorry. I was just as
mean to you as you.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Were to me.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
This is horrible.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
So you guys, you knew each other as a excuse
me seventh graders, and then you all you went your
separate ways for years and years and years, right, yes,
And then how did you guys reconnect several years ago?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I mean, we didn't end on terrible terms.
Speaker 10 (01:57):
He moved, and then I moved not too long after,
and then of course social media, so we found each
other and we sort of just kept in touch that
way over the years. We would talk about shoes and
stupid things, and you know, he had his whole life
and I had my whole life. And then he came
to New York and he posted a picture right down
the street from where we work. So I commented and
was like, really, Brandon, you're going to be right down
the street. You're not going to say hi. And he
(02:18):
was like, oh my god, Yeah, come on, let's go
look around the city and see what's going on. And
then from that point on, here we are.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
That's so awesome. But anyway, Gandhi just read an entry
from this diary about interactions between Brandon and her seventh
grade that our mind blowing fabulous. Do you want to
read it? Do you want to read one line? Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Just one line? Okay?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Well, also read to them what you read. It was,
this is shocking. Keep in mind this is seventh grade.
Kids are awful to each other.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I actually think this was this was sixth grade. So
here we go.
Speaker 10 (02:56):
So today it was a very good day until I
got on the bus. This a this f hole named
Brandon kept telling me people were talking about me and
saying stuff like I smelled. So me, being the vocal
person that I am, started in on him, telling him
he wore the same f and clothes every f and day.
That really got him mad. So he said, whatever you
(03:17):
smell like some nasty Indian odor. I could have taken anything.
He dished out, except for that every time somebody says
something about my family or my culture, I either cry
or punch him. Today I waited until he got off
the bus and cried. I've only punched one person in
the face.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
This is your boyfriend, this is the guy that you're
you're in love with. Now this is my name.
Speaker 10 (03:40):
Yeah, apparently the person I punched in the face was
talking crap about my dad and sister at a football game.
So I let him have it so hard I made
his cheek bleed. I've never regretted it, and I do
it again. Well, I'm all cooled off after soccer.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Practice and writing to you and talking to my friends.
Gotta go see you later.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
This is awesome.
Speaker 11 (04:02):
Oh my gosh, wow sane.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Oh my god.
Speaker 12 (04:07):
See this is how sometimes boys and girls, you know,
flirt with each other.
Speaker 11 (04:11):
There's so me.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
It's dear Diary day. You can text us like a
line or two from your diary, a fifty five if
you want, look at this one. I found my diary
from middle school and I reflected on this new kid,
Justin Bieber, and how cute he was. It was crazy.
So I guess she went to school with Justin bieber. Wow,
(04:35):
a lot of people are texting in there gone their
their diary entries. It's really interesting. Anyway, go ahead, I
want to hear those.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
On the side of this diary.
Speaker 10 (04:43):
I'm holding it up to the zoom room so you
guys can see it. It says I love Craig King
way much.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Do you remember Craig Craig King.
Speaker 10 (04:52):
I saw Craig King in a really sad situation over
our vacation.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Actually his older sister passed way and then went to
the funeral.
Speaker 10 (05:01):
So yes, I did see Craig and he's still wonderful
and an amazing human being. And no, I don't still
love him way much like that. I do love him
way much.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
But not like that like the diary heard. Here's one
dear diary in my junior here of high school. I
think I'm in love with mister teacher. Side note, he
was arrested for boinking students the next year. Oh my,
there you go boinking. But listen to this. How sweet
this is, dear diary. Today, I saw a boy and
(05:30):
I wonder if he noticed me. He took my breath away?
Oh and then that's so romantic. But in Gandhi's in
Gandhi's diary. He's this f hole name Brandon. Sixth grade.
Speaker 10 (05:46):
He he just sent me the longest, like most adorable
apology about my diary entry from sixth grade, like I'm
holding it against him, and by the way, I might
have left out some of the horrible things that I
also said to him. So he has this like amazing
scar slash mark on the side of his face.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I love it.
Speaker 10 (06:05):
It's my favorite thing about his face. Apparently in my
sixth grade anger, I told him it looked like a
bird pooped on his face every day.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
The way that you and Brandon talked to each other
in sixth grade was total flirting.
Speaker 11 (06:18):
You can yes, yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Maybe not the part where he called you a smelly Indian.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
That part his face looks like poop.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Then she God, it was so awful. I'm kind of
troubled by a text that just came in.
Speaker 13 (06:33):
They said that in the fifth grade, their mom said
that they read her diary. She read her diary because
the diary said I was in love with a boy,
So she took the diary away from her. Now, is
that going to like prevent her from having those thoughts? Like,
you know, you don't get to write these things.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
But that's awful. You don't do that to your kid. Well,
I will tell you some other person sens of text
and saying her mother gave her a diary. It was
a traps. This is why the way her mother kept
up whether her Andrea on line twenty four really is
that what happened? Andrea, she gave you a diary and
it was a trap so she could spy on you.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
She gave it to me as a guest, and you know,
I wrote, and I wrote personal things in it, and
I had a lock in it. But I came back
to it one day and she had wrote me a
little note at it about how she read everything.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Is a traumatizing, traumatizing for you.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
It was, yeah, I'll never write my thoughts down over
again in a diary.
Speaker 12 (07:29):
My mom mused to just pick up the phone on
the other end and she would just listen, and I'd
hear breath and I'd be.
Speaker 14 (07:35):
Like, what the what are you doing? And her answer.
Speaker 12 (07:37):
Would be, how else am I supposed to know what's
going on? I'm like, are you serious?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Right now?
Speaker 15 (07:42):
All right?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Andrea? Thank you for calling. Have a good day today, Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 16 (07:47):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Guys, thank you so much. Have a great day.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Thank you. You know, looking at this diary situation with
Brandon Gandhi's current boyfriend and past bully, actually it sounds
like you were the bull.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I think it was mutual combat. I really do.
Speaker 10 (08:03):
I mean, I know me and I know little me,
and she wasn't. I think I'm a lot nicer now, so.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
She had to be.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
That's what he said too. He's like, you had to
have started it. I remembered everybody I hated, I never
hated you. You started it.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
But someone else sent us a text saying that her
bully from sixth grade is now her husband. So there
you have Molly on my twenty three. Let's talk. Let's
talk about Molly's diary. Hey Molly, Hi, how are you
doing well? So you had a rating scale in your diary?
What was that all about?
Speaker 16 (08:35):
I did?
Speaker 17 (08:35):
I had a rating scale on which WWF wrestlers were
the hottest.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Where was Macho Man Randy Savage?
Speaker 18 (08:46):
Oh?
Speaker 19 (08:46):
I think that was a little bit before my time.
Speaker 20 (08:48):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Sorry, So you were more like the rock.
Speaker 21 (08:52):
Yeah, the Raw.
Speaker 22 (08:53):
Actually, Triple h was the hottest.
Speaker 23 (08:55):
He was my favorite.
Speaker 24 (08:56):
He was number one.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
That's so cool. Do you still have your diary?
Speaker 19 (09:02):
I do.
Speaker 22 (09:03):
Actually, when we moved, I found it and I kind
of hit it in our.
Speaker 18 (09:07):
Entertainment center so that my husband wouldn't find it. O.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Man, wow, I just got a text Molly. It says
I knew that my dad was reading my diary, so
I wrote in it I was having sex with my
boyfriend just to make it mad.
Speaker 25 (09:20):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 10 (09:24):
One of my very best friends when we were in
eighth grade. We were supposed to go and have spring
break together and she and her diary wrote a list
of every guy that she had made out with, or
hooked up with, or done anything with, and her mom
found it. She wasn't allowed to go on spring break
with me anymore or hang out with me because somehow
it was my fault.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I wasn't doing that stuff. It was only her.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
But yeah, Molly, thank you for calling, and good luck
with your your hotness scale with the w wrestlers. Thanks
for listening. Our own Daniel Dillello is on line twenty four.
Speaker 16 (09:57):
Oa are you going.
Speaker 15 (10:02):
I miss you guys so much. I gotta tell you
it's been devastating without you. My life has been devastating.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
So your mother, she read your diary and when you
were a little girl.
Speaker 15 (10:16):
Oh twice. She read that book twice, I.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
So much.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
What made her the most mad?
Speaker 15 (10:27):
Well, I was a cheerleader, and so I had at
a boysfriend. I was like fifteen, and so my mother
she wouldn't really let me hang out with him. So
I would lie and say I had cheerleading practice, and
I would go ride my bike to his house. She
(10:49):
reads my diary and she goes, so, where why you
last Thursday? I said, I was a cheerleading practice. No
you weren't. Somebody You told me you were at Dave's house,
I said, Jave, I broke up with Dave.
Speaker 22 (11:06):
Meanwhile, she read my diary.
Speaker 15 (11:08):
I was there every Thursday.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Just listen to I can listen to Daniel DELI just
tell the story. What were you doing in Dave's house
on Thursdays?
Speaker 26 (11:20):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (11:21):
Ge Okay, Troggy.
Speaker 15 (11:23):
I'm not saying that on the air because it's inappropriate,
but I'll text it to you later.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Daniel, Well, I love you. I love you. You have
a great day. I'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 15 (11:39):
Okay, all right, sounds great? Take care all right?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Scary?
Speaker 13 (11:45):
Don't diaries have locks and keys in the world?
Speaker 14 (11:51):
Did you take a Bobby Pennon?
Speaker 11 (11:53):
Can open that up?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Come on, you had one of these.
Speaker 13 (11:55):
It was a pink diary with a heart, and I
remember that it had a little fold over with a
little tiny king and you can get in that. Oh yeah,
you could sneeze on it.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
It would open, all right, I know that you al so, guys.
Speaker 9 (12:06):
Justin Bieber here, Hi, missus, Mariah Carrey.
Speaker 27 (12:09):
My name is Alex Horne.
Speaker 9 (12:11):
Elvis Durant in the Morning show.
Speaker 28 (12:21):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
It's froggy, Oh, froggy, Yes, that's right. What's your phone
tap all about?
Speaker 8 (12:31):
Ashley wrote in she wanted us to phone tap her dad, Daniel.
Ashley is enrolled in summer school. Things maybe did not
go as plan this year, and her father's been less
than thrilled. So she thought it would be funny if
we called them a school to tell her dad that
she's been skipping class in summer school as well.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
You should never do this to a dad, I know.
All right, Let's see what happens in Froggies phone tap.
Let's listen in.
Speaker 8 (12:54):
Hello, h yeah, I'm looking for Daniel please freaky Hi.
Daniels is principal planing? Is it over from looks after?
What says about we've got your daughter actually here enrolled
in summer school, which I'm sure you're aware. Yes, Mom,
she's not here today and she hasn't been here for
a week.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Sir, that's impossible because I've been taking her there every day.
Speaker 8 (13:16):
Another one of these guys. You know, if your daughter
wasn't in summer school, we wouldn't be having this.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
One of these guys, what does that mean?
Speaker 8 (13:23):
Well, let's be honest, summer school is not exactly say is.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
That the talk to a parent who takes his kid.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
To school every day? Another one of these.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
If you were parenting your daughter, she wouldn't be in
summer school.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I mean, over there, who are you to tell me
how I'm parenting? Are you kidding me? I've been taking
at ten to eight every day.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
I can tell you that your daughter has not attended
class in exactly seven classes, which would be a week
and a half.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Well, that's news to me, and I don't believe you
know what you're talking about. But I will talk to
my daughter and I'll get to the bottom of this.
I will talk to her myself.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
Had she attended the regular classes that our tax dollars
pay for every day.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
She would have to be here in summer.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
So I drop her off every damn good I drop
her off.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
Well, maybe as a daddy you should hold her him
and walk her to close.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yes, I had enough of your dad's reviews.
Speaker 8 (14:11):
I'd be more than happy to add you to my
blog that I write about how exactly to have a
successful child in today's world.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
He's really upset.
Speaker 18 (14:20):
Oh my god, I'm like scared to go home today.
Speaker 8 (14:22):
Now, all right, so here's the deal. Here's what we're
gonna do. We're gonna call him back and we'll give
him We'll give him a couple of minutes.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
To like settle down.
Speaker 18 (14:27):
My dad, he's calling me right now.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
I don't answer. Don't answer it.
Speaker 8 (14:30):
I'll call him back and then I'm gonna be quiet
and you talk to him, and let's see what he says.
Speaker 29 (14:35):
Okay, Oh, hold on a second, what are you that
out of school?
Speaker 16 (14:45):
What?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I just got a call up for the principal thing.
You haven't been at school for two weeks, dad.
Speaker 29 (14:49):
I don't know why he'd say that I'm at school
right now.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I just okay, you're at school. I'm on my way
over there right now. I'm gonna talk to you in person.
See what's going on if you're at school.
Speaker 29 (14:57):
He saw me walk into school this morning.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I'm coming over there now. I got I'll be over
there and send.
Speaker 29 (15:02):
Then love Ciento, love Ciento.
Speaker 16 (15:05):
See I'm right now.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I just what are you saying?
Speaker 5 (15:08):
It means I'm sorry. And then, as I just learned it,
I'm in class and a square.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
You're not in a square. This is as I'm coming
over right now.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Hold on one second.
Speaker 29 (15:18):
Can you just give me a little smaller in these jeans?
Speaker 4 (15:20):
He said, Oh my god, you're shopping right now.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I'm just.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I don't I can't understand.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You don't even talk to me anymore.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Don't even say a word.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I swear to God, Ashley, you.
Speaker 18 (15:32):
Are granded for the rest of the fucking summer.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
I've had it, Dad, Dad, do this? Hey Dad, it's
Froggy's real esty grand at the morning show.
Speaker 28 (15:42):
It's phone tap, Dad, I got you, Okay, funny, Ashley,
where the hell are you?
Speaker 18 (15:53):
And that's school and that's cool.
Speaker 23 (15:56):
That's a job, very funny, very funny.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Gay sank I needed this during today, great day for this.
Speaker 9 (16:03):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 30 (16:06):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.
Speaker 28 (16:10):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show, Elvis Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
We have the best interns in the world. Intern Ali
is fantastic. But I learned something through her homework. I
don't know. And where is Ali? Is she here? Okay?
Ali has lived a life of what twenty years? Nineteen
twenty years? She just turned twenty of not having a
lot of life experience. Really, and I'm not talking about,
(16:45):
you know, being married and owning a house. I'm talking
about some simple things in life. Good morning, Ali, How
are you?
Speaker 31 (16:50):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Mama?
Speaker 32 (16:51):
Come on in Ray, How are you?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Did Gandhi? Just call you Mama? Yeah?
Speaker 32 (16:55):
Sure, Hey, hey Mom.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
So anyway you wrote that I love this. It's called
never have I ever? Oh, it's a list of things
you've never done in your twenty years.
Speaker 32 (17:06):
Of ye just twenty years old.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
You've never watched a full season of a TV show
that wasn't a reality series.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Correct?
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Yeah, you never watched a full series of a scripture.
Speaker 17 (17:17):
No.
Speaker 33 (17:17):
I watched a little bit of New Girl and then
someone spoiled the ending for me, so then I never
finished it. Same thing with Jane the Virgin and other
than that.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
No, okay, all right, You've never seen any of the
following movies. Titanic nope, The Lion King no, any of
the Star Wars movies.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
No.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
You think you saw half of a Harry Potter.
Speaker 33 (17:36):
Yeah, when I was younger, but it really scared me,
so I never went back to it.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
You never seen Forrest Gump, No Aladdin, no Incredibles one,
Incredibles two, Yeah, never Lord of the Rings, no Pirates
of the Caribbean nope.
Speaker 32 (17:48):
Right, yeah, I know it's kind of bad.
Speaker 33 (17:50):
Well, I went through a phase when I was probably
like seven years old. I've into my junior year of
high school where movies made me cry a lot.
Speaker 32 (17:56):
It was just emotional for me.
Speaker 33 (17:58):
So then I never I mean it was probably good,
like a good release, but I just never watched them.
And then when I got old and I started get
like fun going to the movie theaters with my friends
and I had more time in college, it's become more
of a thing.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
By the way, I must say, does it make you
any different or less of a person if you don't
see movies?
Speaker 34 (18:14):
Right.
Speaker 33 (18:14):
Well, I'm always into music, and i'd watch your interviews
on like YouTube when i'd be in my room.
Speaker 32 (18:18):
That's what I would do rather than watching TV.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Let's talk about your eating habits.
Speaker 32 (18:22):
Okay, yeah, do you.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Do you eat a lot of fast food?
Speaker 35 (18:24):
No?
Speaker 33 (18:25):
No, I'm actually pretty healthy, but I'm just extremely picky.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
So you've never been to Chipotle, your act Taco Bell, Yeah,
White Castle, Yep, you've never been to Del Taco, five Guys,
Panda Express, Jimmy John's Sonic.
Speaker 33 (18:38):
I mean, I've been in like the rooms before, but
I just never order anything.
Speaker 32 (18:42):
I just take whatever.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
I You just go for the ambiance.
Speaker 32 (18:44):
Yeah, to join my friends the experience exactly.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Little Caesar's Pizza Hunt.
Speaker 33 (18:50):
No, actually I never even knew what Little Caesars was,
and then I was looking up all the fast food
chats and I found online.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
So internally says that now that she's in her twentieth year,
she made a branch branch out in try non Italian,
non American fans.
Speaker 35 (19:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 33 (19:03):
Wow, I actually just went to the nutrition this the
other day because I'm so picky and I'm really trying
to figure this out.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Okay, Nicky, about what you want to eat. There's nothing
wrong as long as you're getting the nutrients you need, right,
try to.
Speaker 33 (19:13):
Eat salad like every single day for lunch and dinner, okay, basically.
Speaker 11 (19:17):
Yeah, okay, all right, nothing wrong with I like meat?
Do you like like?
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Well?
Speaker 33 (19:21):
I like chicken and I like red meat, but I
try to have as little as possible, so I'll like
treat myself when I go to a nice steakhouse.
Speaker 32 (19:27):
Yeah that's once in a.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
While, okay, right now, So aally, you're basically living a
life that we should all be living, right.
Speaker 33 (19:34):
I don't know though, because sometimes my friends will go
out for sushi and then I'll have to think twice
about it and be like, well, what can I bring
from my home to bring there so I can still
join in on the fun.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
A lot of sushi places have chicken, you know, I mean.
Speaker 33 (19:47):
Yeah, yeah, I think it makes my life easier if
I liked more foods.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
With this list and the fact that we're reading it
all the air, obviously we find it. We find it,
We find it interesting.
Speaker 32 (19:57):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Do you feel like you've been missing out on anything
in life? For you?
Speaker 33 (20:02):
I don't feel like I've been missing out on the
whole movies thing. Sometimes I want to watch the movies.
That's so I can participate in like pop culture conversations,
but not.
Speaker 32 (20:10):
Really with the movies, but with food.
Speaker 25 (20:12):
I do.
Speaker 33 (20:12):
And I've been on such a mission to like more things,
and like people have told me to try it more
than once, prepare in different ways, and I try it
and then I just don't like it. So I do
feel like I'm missing out on that because I see
everyone else having joy.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
But but you don't think of it out You may
be missing out on it, but you feel like you're
you're failing at something. Do you feel like.
Speaker 33 (20:32):
You're because I truly am content with the food I eat.
I just wish there was more variety, So yeah, I
mean yeah, May.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
I give you some advice from your I would love
that grandfather Elvis?
Speaker 32 (20:41):
Please?
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Who cares what anyone else thinks. As long as you're
going through life happy and h okay, but here's the
key word. As long as you're going through life feeling
fulfilled with whatever it is you're doing in life, and
it has nothing to do with food or theaters, then
you're winning. You know what I'm saying. I totally agree
with you, So not to get too personal, because we
don't know each other that Well, what do you find
(21:03):
in life that makes you feel fulfilled?
Speaker 32 (21:05):
And you Oh my god, so many things.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
What do you love? What are you passion do I love?
Speaker 32 (21:09):
I'm passionate about music.
Speaker 33 (21:11):
I'm passionate about my family and my friends, and just
creating a sense of balance in my life that is
filled with going on adventures, traveling, trying new foods, just
things that gave me a sense of adventure and fun.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Uh.
Speaker 32 (21:24):
Other passions.
Speaker 33 (21:25):
I mean, I have a lot of goals, like I
want to learn how to play the guitar or the piano.
That'd be a nice school going forward. I'm getting back
into exercise and I've become passionate about that, right.
Speaker 32 (21:33):
Yeah, so just different things. I think in high school.
Speaker 33 (21:35):
When I was in high school, I had so much homework,
and I always spent so much time reading and studying,
and I would listen to all all you guys when
I was doing my homework. And then now that I've
gone to college and I have more time and more balance,
I'm just passionate about like living life to the fullest things.
Speaker 32 (21:51):
Yeah, thank you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
I wish I didn't like all the food I liked.
Speaker 33 (21:55):
My mom always has everything in moderation, and then my
nutrition is said that you have to make sure your
food is tony percent joyful. It can't just be healthy.
You have to get enjoyment out of it.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
There you go. Yeah, I think you were amazing.
Speaker 32 (22:05):
Now that you I think you're amazing.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Thank you. And I'm not saying our opinion really matters,
but I'm just saying that it's it's so great to
hear someone who's so so unapologetically loves the path they're on,
even though it may not be the same as we
want them to be on or whatever. Who cares, right,
I think that's great. It's great for anyone and everyone
listening to our show to understand it. Whatever you're doing
and you're enjoying, yeah, you should never apologize for it.
Speaker 32 (22:30):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
What do you want to do, Let's say, five years
from now, it's just, oh my god, I maybe possibly.
Speaker 32 (22:34):
Oh Man.
Speaker 33 (22:35):
For the longest time, like since I was eleven years old,
I was really convinced that I want to work in
the music industry and radio entertainment in some capacity. And
I've been really lucky to have some opportunities like this
that have given me more clarity, But honestly, I like
I look forward to figuring it out, exploring more, because
that's the keep an open mind, We'll see.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
You never know where the universe is going in.
Speaker 35 (22:53):
Yeah, you never know anything.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Where the universe is going to take you. It's okay,
just submit it, let it take you.
Speaker 33 (22:57):
All right, Thank you, Ali, Thanks guys, I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Was all welly cool.
Speaker 28 (23:01):
Yeah, seriously, we're rolling Sauce on the Side episode Jess
What Number.
Speaker 9 (23:07):
It's a podcast hosted by Gandhi.
Speaker 28 (23:11):
Open your free iHeartRadio app, search for Sauce on the
Side and listen today.
Speaker 9 (23:15):
Yeah, Elvis Duran.
Speaker 36 (23:17):
In the Morning Show, Elvis Dan, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
All right, all right, uh hit the jingle. Scariest time
for the topic train the Elvis topic Traine.
Speaker 37 (23:36):
Today is the Elvis topic Tray, Elop.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
I mean, the question is why talk about one thing
when you can talk about several different things at the
same time, and you get to choose which topic you
want to talk about. All right, call Nate, let's set
it up. I'll give you the topic. Don't call yet,
wait till you hear the topics. Okay, topic Number one,
are you venmost stalking your significant other or someone else?
(24:08):
Please tell us why and why you're doing it both
or anyway, and what you found. I want to know
what you found. Are you venmo stalking someone? Okay, so far,
so good?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:21):
All right? Have you ever been beard fished where he
was so hot or maybe she was so hot with
a beard and then when they shaved it off, you're like, ooh,
I don't know, or maybe you were hat fished? Okay?
Another question on the on the topic train, what did
you learn from TikTok? There's so much to learn there, right?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeap?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
What did you learn for TikTok? Here's my favorite? If
you could smell things on Google? What would you google?
Speaker 14 (24:50):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Oh, I have one? Can I say it?
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (24:52):
It is Jason Momoa because I really want him to
smell good, but I just have this feeling that he
smells really bad.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
So yeah, you can use people if you uh what
if you could smell things or people on Google? What
would you google? And finally, have you ever been caught
speeding because you're listening to a song that made you speed?
What song was it? I want to hear from you?
Speaker 11 (25:13):
The elvist topic train, the Elvis topic trays.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Let's get into it. Let's just jump right into it,
all right. I don't know where to start. We're gonna
start at line eleven. Right, you got to help me out, guys.
It's Trish. Hey, Trish, Hey, how are you?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Good morning?
Speaker 16 (25:37):
What's going on with you?
Speaker 25 (25:39):
I'm driving to work and that's uh, it's a great day.
Speaker 18 (25:42):
And uh, I always am in a great mood listening
to you guys. And I had to call in with
my story.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Which topic are you calling in about, Trish?
Speaker 16 (25:50):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
The how you were fished?
Speaker 7 (25:54):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Beard fish or or or hatfished?
Speaker 22 (25:57):
I was costume fished a Halloween.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Cost What happened, Trish?
Speaker 18 (26:05):
I'm sure that's really common.
Speaker 22 (26:07):
So I I met this guy through some friends. He
was dressed as Zoro, and.
Speaker 25 (26:13):
And then we went out on a date and I
literally felt deflated, like, oh, okay, I like him better
as Zoro.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Are you saying he went from zero to zero? Maybe?
Oh my god, not quite, but totally totally messed up
that joke. Well, so you know what, sometimes you know,
in costume it's more mysterious and Zoro.
Speaker 19 (26:40):
Yeah, yeah, yes exactly.
Speaker 18 (26:44):
But I I was the energizer bunny. So I don't
know what the attraction was there.
Speaker 25 (26:49):
I guess I could keep going because I could keep
going and going.
Speaker 19 (26:52):
I guess.
Speaker 11 (26:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Okay, all right, Tris, thanks for calling. We appreciate it.
You have a great day.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Okay, you too, Bye bye?
Speaker 4 (27:00):
All right, Sherry on line ten, Welcome to the topic train.
It's good to have you here, Sherry. How are you
feeling good?
Speaker 25 (27:05):
Good?
Speaker 11 (27:06):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (27:07):
You're doing so great to talk to you. It's a
pleasure talking to you.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
Now.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Which one of our topics you're calling about?
Speaker 11 (27:12):
I'm the speeding listening to a song?
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Isn't that funny? And we were talking about this in
the room earlier. You can hear a song and start
speeding up in your car, but you don't know you're
doing it. The song is making you accelerate, So you
have one that makes you speed.
Speaker 38 (27:27):
Yes, it's all we Sammy Hagar.
Speaker 9 (27:28):
I can't drive fifty five.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Of course, that's a natural. I mean, that's like it
just it just makes sense.
Speaker 9 (27:37):
So yeah, it's it's terrible.
Speaker 38 (27:39):
I was going ninety and a forty five.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Oh my god, I still have your license? Wow? You
do have mynse were you pulled over it, but.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Not Wow, I'm glad you caught it, Sherry, because that
a ninety and a forty five is probably a steep
price to pay. Thank you, thank you for listening to us.
It's slow down. Don't listen to samey, Haygar. There's more
of a story. Michelle in line eight. Let's see, hey Michelle.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Hello, hello lady, Well, hello.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Lady, how are you feeling good?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Good?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
So which topic are you calling about?
Speaker 39 (28:18):
About?
Speaker 9 (28:18):
The speeding?
Speaker 4 (28:19):
Okay, what made you speed?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
It wasn't a song.
Speaker 38 (28:23):
I was actually listening to a race car race and
listening to the engines. I started accelerating and I got
snabbed for eighty five and a sixty five. But because
I was honest and told him that I was listening
to the Nath car race, he let me go with
the following two quotes.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Wow, so the officer bought into that logic. That's kind
of funny.
Speaker 38 (28:50):
Yeah, he was dying. He was like, I have to say,
a chick listening to a nathcar race and speeding.
Speaker 18 (28:56):
On the highlight, I gotta let you go with the following.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Okay, no no argument here, officer. I love how you
were listening to NASCAR. You actually thought you were driving
in NASCAR, so there's an issue. Oh yeah, all right, Michelle,
thanks for listening to us. I'm glad you got off
with a warmer.
Speaker 14 (29:12):
You have a good day.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Guy two Lady Lyne eighteen is Jordan. This is a lot.
We have a lot of these speeding calls coming in.
You got one too, right, Jordan, Yes, Hello, good morning
and good morning. What song makes you speed up without
actually realizing you're speeding up?
Speaker 21 (29:29):
Well, my girlfriend and iran a road trip and the
song I walked five hundred miles enough?
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Are you driving right now.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
On the train?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Good, you turned it off. Doesn't matter that song makes
you speed. You must have been really into it.
Speaker 34 (29:51):
Well, it doesn't make me speed, but we were.
Speaker 25 (29:53):
Just so into the song that we were speeding.
Speaker 9 (29:56):
And so now whenever it comes on and we're both
in the car.
Speaker 17 (29:59):
Or whoever, straight, I can just look at each other
and slow down regardless wherever we're at.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
All right, I'm gonna be five hundred miles by Proclaimers.
I've never heard that one before. Thank you, Jordan, thanks
for listening to us.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Yes, thanks, some great day guys.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Line four is Mary. I think we have a different
topic finally, because that that one was taking off big time.
Speaker 14 (30:17):
Hey Mary, Hey, good morning, guys.
Speaker 9 (30:19):
How are you.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
We're doing well? We're doing well.
Speaker 11 (30:22):
Yeah, I'm so excited.
Speaker 14 (30:23):
I was talking to you guys.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
You make my morning every day, my ride into work.
Speaker 18 (30:27):
I love listening to you.
Speaker 9 (30:28):
I'll you make my morning.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Well, thank god, someone's listening to this stuff. Mary, Thank
god you're there. All right, Which topic are you calling about?
Speaker 38 (30:35):
So I'm calling about TikTok over the pandemic.
Speaker 11 (30:39):
I learned how to use TikTok.
Speaker 9 (30:41):
My daughter taught me. I'm going to be forty.
Speaker 37 (30:43):
Next month, so I'm hashtag mom over thirty and so
she taught me how to get on.
Speaker 18 (30:49):
She taught me how to make friends.
Speaker 37 (30:51):
I finally learned apparently you need one thousand viewers to
go live, which god, that took forever. So I finally
got a thousand viewers, went live, and then learned I've
got as funny as I thought I was because I
never got anybody to go on and watch me.
Speaker 38 (31:05):
Oh that's hilarious, But apparently none of the world agreed
with me, so.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
They voted you all right.
Speaker 14 (31:14):
Yeah, well, you know, you get like one or two viewers. Well,
my daughter she gets way more people.
Speaker 11 (31:18):
She has like twelve thousand followers.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
I don't know how she does it.
Speaker 32 (31:20):
Apparently she's really funny and very trendy.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
I don't want to know how she does it. Maybe
it's her secret. Well wait a minute, anyone in the room.
You guys, have you learned anything from TikTok?
Speaker 12 (31:30):
Yes, A couple of recipes I've gotten off of TikTok
which were delicious.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Right.
Speaker 38 (31:35):
Yeah, I've got some food hacks off of TikTok as well,
and they're very handy.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
I have to say, I love.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
That you're loving the TikTok. All right, Mary, you have
a great day. Thanks for listening to us.
Speaker 15 (31:43):
Guys, you too, all right.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Line three is Angel, Hey Angel.
Speaker 11 (31:48):
Hey, good morning, Well, good morning.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Welcome to the show. So, which one of these topics
you're calling about.
Speaker 29 (31:54):
I was beardfish, hotfish, whatever you want to call it,
all the above.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Bye.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
What happens?
Speaker 24 (31:59):
I would fish?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
I came home from work about two weeks.
Speaker 20 (32:03):
Ago and my husband decided to shave everything, his beard,
his head, everything.
Speaker 16 (32:10):
Ah.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
So, I mean, how long have you been married to him?
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Six years? You have?
Speaker 4 (32:19):
So you haven't seen him without facial or head hair
in six years?
Speaker 32 (32:23):
Correct?
Speaker 7 (32:24):
And I.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Wow, So what is it?
Speaker 3 (32:28):
What's devastating?
Speaker 4 (32:29):
If you can compare maybe a celebrity or something he
used to look like, and also who he now looks
like after shave.
Speaker 20 (32:37):
I he looked like the Rock and now he looks
like older Bruce Willis.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Oh wow, he's pretty old.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
It's not though.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Oh did you say anything to him about it? I mean,
is he going to grow it back because he sees
how you were recoiling in horror.
Speaker 20 (32:58):
He'd better grow it back because he's not getting any
love until he does.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (33:04):
It takes a while to grow it, doesn't it.
Speaker 21 (33:06):
Yeah, yeah, it's inging its way back, but it's it's
been a very slow two weeks.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
How different someone looks without a beard?
Speaker 23 (33:16):
So surprised?
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Yeah, six years and you never knew what was under
the hood. That's so crazy. All right, Angel, thank you,
thanks for listening, Thanks for sharing, and good luck with
your husband if he's listening. Oh, okay, there you go.
Line five is Pamela. Now, Pamela, which which topic are
you calling about?
Speaker 34 (33:34):
I am calling about the stalker situation?
Speaker 6 (33:38):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (33:38):
The stalker? Oh no, yo, we're asking if you stalk
people on Venmo to see who they're paying money to.
Speaker 34 (33:44):
No, I'm not stalking anyone. I have a stalker that's
stalking me.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Okay, what's going on.
Speaker 34 (33:52):
I used to live beside him, and uh we had
I had a pull in the backyard, and on the
other side of our fence was the audio doors. And
every time I tried to spend time in the pool,
he would swing the patio doors open and drop his pan.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
I'm sorry, that's terrible.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
That's not he shouldn't be doing that. You don't need that.
That's littering. You don't need that exactly. But you know,
but so do you ever use venmo with this guy?
I mean, you know, you know. Okay, hold on one second, Pamela,
hold on one second. All right, there's that uh Emma
line twenty four. Hello, Emma, my favorite topic. Hello, I'm
(34:33):
so happy you called with this topic. It's my favorite topic.
I think clever one tell everyone which topic you're calling about.
Speaker 14 (34:40):
What I would google to smell?
Speaker 20 (34:43):
Oh, and I would want to smell Gwenna's pounce Row's candle.
Speaker 31 (34:50):
I want to know what he thinks.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Okay, No, you it's like the tester at the counter.
Speaker 14 (35:03):
You just want to exactly.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
I don't know why. I mean, how much were those candles,
the v candles, remember find it like sixty dollars?
Speaker 11 (35:13):
Yeah, they were expensive.
Speaker 14 (35:15):
They were out.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Oh you need is just one sniff and you're done.
It's like it's off the bucket list. It's done.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
All right, Thank you.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
That's my that's my favorite call. I appreciate it. You
have a great thanks for listening to us. Okay, you too,
Bye bye, and there you go. The Toby train. I
loved it. That was awesome.
Speaker 28 (35:35):
Coming Elvis Daran in the morning show. Don't answer the phone,
Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap?
Speaker 4 (35:44):
All right, Danielle, what's your phone?
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Tap?
Speaker 4 (35:45):
All over it?
Speaker 7 (35:46):
All right?
Speaker 12 (35:46):
So Joanna works at doctor Miller's office and they're looking
for a new receptionist and she's getting all kinds of
crazy people calling and applying for the job.
Speaker 11 (35:53):
So I figured i'd call and apply for the job.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
Boy, I hope you don't get it. South Daniel's Phone
to doctor Miller's office.
Speaker 14 (36:03):
Hi, this is Martha Vineyard.
Speaker 40 (36:05):
I'm calling about the job for the receptionist position.
Speaker 32 (36:10):
How can I help you?
Speaker 14 (36:11):
I saw in the.
Speaker 40 (36:12):
Paper today that you had an opening for a receptionist.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Yeah, yeah, we do.
Speaker 29 (36:19):
Actually, but the confession for you know, someone twenty one
and up, I'm fifty two.
Speaker 34 (36:27):
I'm sorry, you're how old?
Speaker 14 (36:28):
Fifty two?
Speaker 29 (36:30):
Okay?
Speaker 14 (36:31):
Do I not sound fifty two?
Speaker 29 (36:33):
Honestly, No, I thought you were a child.
Speaker 14 (36:37):
A child, I'm not a child. I'm fifty two.
Speaker 29 (36:40):
Actually, we're only taking applications in person, and I we've
already got a right.
Speaker 14 (36:46):
Wait, wait, I would be perfect for this.
Speaker 40 (36:48):
I have fabulous phone skills. Just give me a chance
over the phone.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
I think that.
Speaker 29 (36:53):
We're looking for something a little different, and we've already
got a whole lot of applications. And no, it's not
nice not.
Speaker 14 (36:59):
To give me a chance.
Speaker 40 (37:00):
Let me get a chance. Hi, doctor Miller's office. How
can I help you?
Speaker 14 (37:05):
See I'm good at that.
Speaker 29 (37:07):
That one's really lovely. But I'm sorry, I just don't
think that. I think that we have a lot of
applications already and they came in first, and I do Wait,
if you know, you.
Speaker 14 (37:17):
Can put my application on the top of the car.
Speaker 29 (37:19):
There's just no way that you can answer the phone
at this office.
Speaker 25 (37:23):
Why it's not going to happen?
Speaker 29 (37:24):
Why you have a really you you have a very
high register on your voice to say, you have a
very high pitch that might work for their things. For
this office, we need somebody who's calm assertive, you know,
not you, essentially, I'm.
Speaker 14 (37:44):
Calm an assertive. Watch Hello, doctor Miller's Office, Thanks for calling.
How can I direct your call? That's common assertive?
Speaker 5 (37:53):
All right, I'm gonna have to let you go.
Speaker 29 (37:55):
I really appreciate your calling and you have a wonderful
day to you.
Speaker 21 (38:00):
I wait, Doctormilli's office.
Speaker 5 (38:04):
Hello, you literally have a voice for hell.
Speaker 14 (38:08):
Wait a second, that's.
Speaker 10 (38:09):
Not no get up?
Speaker 40 (38:13):
Oh sure, I say, if the doctor can come to
the phone, please hold goodbye.
Speaker 14 (38:17):
You really need a right Hello, don't hang out a rye,
don't hang up.
Speaker 16 (38:24):
Documillent's office not gonna help you.
Speaker 29 (38:25):
Hi, you're not all here again.
Speaker 14 (38:28):
You told me before that you thought I was a
little kid. Well, would a little kid say ted? Please?
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Lucky?
Speaker 23 (38:37):
Are you done?
Speaker 19 (38:37):
Now?
Speaker 29 (38:38):
Are you done?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Now?
Speaker 14 (38:39):
A little kid wouldn't say that.
Speaker 11 (38:40):
And I think that you're very unprofessional.
Speaker 14 (38:43):
I'm sure he would.
Speaker 25 (38:44):
Love the position.
Speaker 10 (38:46):
Sorry, Doctor Miller hired his daughter.
Speaker 18 (38:48):
He decided to give her a job.
Speaker 25 (38:50):
So thank you, you're good bye.
Speaker 5 (38:52):
Thanks, So much.
Speaker 19 (38:54):
You're nice to call.
Speaker 29 (38:56):
Yeah, he's hired his daughter. He wanted to keep it
in the family.
Speaker 40 (38:59):
Hey, this is Daniel Manarrow from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 14 (39:04):
You got phone tapped.
Speaker 40 (39:07):
All the people in your office, that a lot of
people were calling to apply for this position and that
you were getting annoyed.
Speaker 29 (39:13):
Wow, Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 30 (39:20):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all parts the.
Speaker 28 (39:24):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 9 (39:39):
Elvis Duran in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
Show, that was kind of rude of you. What what
you said about Josh Hartnett.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Can I throw Nate under the bus for it? N
Nate was Nate was the rude one.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
You agreed. You said that Josh Hartnett looks like he's
one of those celebrities that doesn't bathe. Yes, thousand percent,
of course he bathes. I bet he smells great. Okay,
he may bathe. I would sniff him over you any day. Okay,
he may bathe, but I bet he doesn't apply some
sort of deodorant product. There's no cologne. I think he
he looks like he smells and he looks like he
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goes days without shaft. I gotta tell you celebrities, actors, yeah, actresses,
the ones that look like they don't bathe, They do bathe.
Speaker 11 (40:24):
Like people always said, oh Sting blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Well, let me tell you.
Speaker 11 (40:27):
I got very close to Sting and he smelled fine.
He smelled great.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
I just I got to be honest with you. Sting
didn't smell good.
Speaker 9 (40:34):
There when.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
Like four times when I met him.
Speaker 11 (40:37):
Oh really, the last time we were with him, he
smelled good.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
The thing is, if your Sting, you can smell like
whatever you want, your Sting.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
I love him, and you give everyone a story.
Speaker 9 (40:47):
I was stinky.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
So back to Josh Hartnett. You know, Alex and I
looked at the apartment he was selling. It was down
here in Tribeca, beautiful apartment, top floor, had a terrace. Whatever.
It needed a lot of work, and that's okay, most
apartments do in my opinion. You know me, I'm a
little picky anyway. So I'm like, oh my god. When
the real estate agent left the bedroom, I was like,
I'm going to get into the bed and sniffs pillow.
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I didn't do it. No, I didn't do it. Hello, Jen,
how are you hi?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Good?
Speaker 24 (41:15):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (41:16):
We're dedicating our entire hour to Josh Hartnett.
Speaker 22 (41:20):
Yes, there are people who.
Speaker 4 (41:22):
Didn't don't even know who he is. Anyway, So your
husband took Josh Hartnett skydiving?
Speaker 24 (41:29):
Oh yeah, he came out to the Scudoming Center in
the Poconos in Strasburg about nine or ten years ago,
and he flew in on a on a private helicopter
and he bought a bunch of Victoria's Secret models with him.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
Oh my god. So he flew Victoria's Secret supermodels on
a helicopter to the Poconos to go skydiving. Oh that
is that is so gangsty. All right, so your husband
went skydiving with How did he do? Obviously he worked
what he did?
Speaker 6 (42:05):
All right?
Speaker 18 (42:05):
You know it wasn't wasn't the star student.
Speaker 24 (42:07):
But smell.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
He's a nice guy. Nice guy.
Speaker 24 (42:10):
Oh yeah, super nice.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
Yeah, of course he's in a good hood. He had
model supermar right. See if I looked like Josh Hartnett,
I would have supermodels with me too.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
You yeah, fly him out. We're gonna jump out of
a plane.
Speaker 4 (42:24):
We're going to the Pokaonos, all right, Jen, I have
a beautiful day. Thank you for listening to us, Thank you,
Love you guys, love me. What's that text? Somebody was
in Puerto Rico in two thousand and eight. They turned
to the right. Josh Harten it's and they're drinking a beer.
Josh Hartnett story.
Speaker 11 (42:41):
It's all over the place. Is Josh hardness.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
Josh It's like he's a human being. He does things.
Speaker 11 (42:46):
Yeah, I had no idea.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
There were so many encounters with Josh Hartnett.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
We do have to move on. But there is a
topic here which celebrities look like they smell? Oh, I
got another one, got it? And Brad Pitt stink.
Speaker 11 (43:05):
He looks stinky.
Speaker 4 (43:06):
He looks smell. Just because someone uses hair product you
think they smell.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Sounds like you're jealous, Nate.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
I walk.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
I walked from my apartment to Emmett. It was like
a fifteen minute walk, ninety one degrees. It was hot
as hell. I saw three guys, not to three guys
with skirts. A lot of skirt guys here in town.
I get it.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Hell yeah, I know circulation air can get up there
in the heat. I'm good. You don't want pants right now?
Speaker 4 (43:37):
No pants suck? And if you're a guy. You have
your little chandelier down there on. Yeah, frog, Do you
want to put a skirt on today?
Speaker 2 (43:45):
No?
Speaker 8 (43:45):
But last night I had I forgot my garbage can
was out by the street, and you can't leave your
garbage can out people like lose.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Their crap here.
Speaker 8 (43:52):
So last night, about nine thirty, Lisa goes, you're gonna
go get the garbage kin from the street. So I did,
but I didn't have any pants on. So I went
outside with no pants on, and of course two neighbors
are outside with your dogs.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
No pants. What were you wearing? Just underwear?
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Wait?
Speaker 11 (44:10):
Wait, boxer shorts are like your tidy whitey thingies.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
No, like my bikini? Your bikini? No like these underwear?
Whatever the hell show me, show me pull your pants down,
show me your underwear.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
We can't tell by the band box sexual arrestment. Oh yeah,
you know.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
What, I went outside like that. Hey, guess what. You're
a man, you're in Florida. You get away with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know. But it's when you're not expecting it.
Speaker 8 (44:35):
You're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, there's neighbors,
and then you try to grab the can and run,
and as I go to run with the garbage can,
it flips over and hits Lisa's jeep and then that
makes more noise and causes a big commotion.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
And I'm like, whatever, just I don't care. I know
you're in Florida. You can get away with anything. He
can hoot outside, what's scary, doctor stinking slebs. My vote
is on Jack Black.
Speaker 11 (44:57):
No, no.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
At all.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
He doesn't smell, but he looks like he does. He smells, yeah,
just because someone doesn't shave. Hold on, who is this is?
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Eric?
Speaker 34 (45:11):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Eric?
Speaker 25 (45:13):
Hello lady?
Speaker 4 (45:14):
So you actually, hello, lady, you actually sniffed Johnny Depp?
Speaker 26 (45:18):
No? No, but uh, I suspect that he smells like
sage and oh.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
A sage and oak. I bet he does. I bet
Johnny Depp smells great.
Speaker 26 (45:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, not a bad smell, but certainly uh
you know, earthy.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
That's never a great way.
Speaker 4 (45:42):
But she smells like bed pooh? Yeah, does she poohed
the bed?
Speaker 2 (45:52):
All right?
Speaker 4 (45:52):
Eric, I agree, Johnny Depp smells earthy. I'm in I'll
sniff him. Just because they use hair product, Eric, doesn't
mean they stink.
Speaker 26 (46:00):
Oh no, no, it's certainly not.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
But people like Nate. They make these assumptions. I think
I'm correct.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
What like Albert Einstein probably smelled bad.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
His hair later in life?
Speaker 3 (46:10):
A second? You just know, you know there was like
cat pee.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
You know it all right, Eric, thanks for listening to us.
Speaker 26 (46:19):
Yeah, thanks for having me on.
Speaker 4 (46:22):
I'm choking up, del Toro. It just because they have
hair product doesn't mean they stay about the hair products.
I have to disagree with Lee. Where a long island
are you?
Speaker 31 (46:36):
Lee?
Speaker 4 (46:39):
Lee? Post Malone doesn't smell?
Speaker 9 (46:42):
Oh no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
Argument.
Speaker 15 (46:45):
Obviously obviously he does look No, I.
Speaker 11 (46:50):
Think he showers extra.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
Really face face tattoos don't make you smell. There's no,
there's no I have. I have met him many times.
He never dunk. Ever. I'm telling you.
Speaker 19 (47:02):
I believe you.
Speaker 27 (47:03):
I trust you that all the whole world.
Speaker 4 (47:05):
But like, really, stop it and post Malone, what a talent,
what a what nice guy?
Speaker 19 (47:12):
I love him too.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
I just think all above like he drinks his teeth
just creep me out a little bit.
Speaker 4 (47:17):
Oh my god, oh my god, Lee, Lee, thank you
for listening. Have a beautiful days. Okay, please hold uh Lisa, Hello, Lisa?
Who's Who's who smells?
Speaker 19 (47:34):
Jason no, he does look like take it back.
Speaker 4 (47:38):
I bet Jason Momoa has a little ranky steak. Daniel,
what do you think, Jason, he does.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Kind of look like it. You know what we're being past.
Speaker 4 (47:50):
We're being very rude. Just because someone is built a
certain way, we assume they smell.
Speaker 11 (47:54):
It's not fair any normal people.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
That's one of the worst. I submitted that.
Speaker 10 (47:58):
I thought maybe Jason Momo was smelled kind of funny,
because you know, I love him. All these people called
hi and said no, they met him a.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
Comic conn and he smelled so good.
Speaker 11 (48:05):
He probably does so good.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
But Matthew McConaughey does not smell good. That I know
for a fact.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
Matthew McConaughey smells great, not good.
Speaker 8 (48:13):
I tell you I don't want to Lincoln after he's
done driving that.
Speaker 4 (48:18):
I'll give your name. Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 11 (48:20):
He smells but fantastic.
Speaker 4 (48:21):
He smells Oh no, he smells horrible.
Speaker 11 (48:24):
Yes, I'll take it. I don't care how it goes.
Speaker 4 (48:26):
He looks like horrible. It's a joke.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
It's a joke.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
I get it.
Speaker 11 (48:29):
And that guy said, I don't care how it comes.
Speaker 4 (48:31):
You're ruined. Dave Brodie terrible or.
Speaker 9 (48:34):
Horrible or whatever.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
He should smell like a Jim suck. You know what
smells the best?
Speaker 4 (48:39):
Hold on, Lisa, Thank you for listening. Thank you, love
you more?
Speaker 11 (48:44):
Who Jason Derulo?
Speaker 12 (48:46):
And I know that for a fact because every time
that man walks in this room, my nose goes straight
into him.
Speaker 4 (48:51):
Someone said a text they think doctor Fauci smells what
doctor Fauci? Oh Brody, Brody pulled up, pulled up an article.
Actors who look like they smell, Oh, Colin Farrell, Matthew McConaughey.
That's a fact. I don't think they smelly. Matthew. I
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heard that from multiple people.
Speaker 11 (49:17):
Do they do that natural like stuff?
Speaker 4 (49:20):
All right? All right, all right? Jared Letto, No, I've
been with Jared Lotto, Jared Letto many times. He never smells.
He's so hot. I love him, you know he was.
Oh God, he's a flirt too.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
All right enough, dinky flirt.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
One more call than we have to move? Hello, Renee, Hi,
who smells?
Speaker 41 (49:45):
I know it's Matthew McConaughey because my brother used to
be a Broadway performer, and Matthew McConaughey came to his
shows many times I went backstage and he said he
legit smells, and everything they say about him now wearing
the odorant's absolutely true.
Speaker 4 (50:01):
Okay, let me ask you this. Does it make you
less of a person if you I think it makes
you more of a person, if you have a little
bo if you.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
I love.
Speaker 4 (50:12):
I love Matthew McConaughey. I would do anything to spend
like a week with him. I think he's awesome, he is,
he is here. I don't think all right, all right,
all right, little whistle in there. I love him anyway,
all right, Renee, So you know firstthand that Matthew may
have an odor but I love him. I love him.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Ye I smell.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
I love him too.
Speaker 41 (50:34):
And my brother did too. He thought he was the bomb.
Speaker 26 (50:37):
But he smells.
Speaker 4 (50:39):
You know what it adds character? Yeah, all right, Renee,
thank you.
Speaker 10 (50:46):
I do think there's just a certain level of like
I don't give up that goes along with it, rich
and powerful on Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
What does he care if we tell he smells, He's
on his yacht laughing at us.
Speaker 9 (50:54):
Whatever.
Speaker 4 (50:58):
I love this type in the text Gilbert Godfrey, No,
they said god rest his soup.
Speaker 11 (51:10):
He makes soup.
Speaker 4 (51:13):
So this morning, for instance, I woke up at five
till six, I didn't take a shower. Bet I smell,
but I lift my arm. Fine, did you sniff me?
I sniffed you? Si me again? Me again?
Speaker 2 (51:29):
Fine to me?
Speaker 4 (51:29):
All right, all right, clemen, Fraser, I think he smells now,
but in the old days he didn't.
Speaker 12 (51:39):
Yeah, when he did the Mummy, he smelled nice.
Speaker 4 (51:43):
That is so stupid.
Speaker 9 (51:45):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (51:54):
Oh question, what did you believe as a kid that
you're embarrassed to admit? Mine was, if you started digging,
you would find your way in China. It's true. Well,
they say, if you keep digging, you will end up
in China. And that's how my dad got me to
stop digging holes in the backyard. He said, you're gonna
end up in China and we're not gonna be able
to get you back. And I believe it. Anyone else
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have any stupid things?
Speaker 11 (52:18):
I used to think, Yeah, the gum tree. Remember the
gum tree.
Speaker 12 (52:23):
My mom used to say, if you swallow gum, you're
gonna grow a gum tree in your stomach.
Speaker 14 (52:27):
I'm like, but no, No, So was.
Speaker 4 (52:33):
It that our parents were liars and had to tell
us these crazy stories to keep us from irritating them,
Or like this this person is my dad told me
if I ever kissed a boy, my lips would fall off.
Speaker 12 (52:49):
No, that was just your dad and you're his daughter,
and he doesn't want you kissing boys.
Speaker 11 (52:53):
That's what that's about. I mean, come on.
Speaker 4 (52:57):
My brother and sister used to tell me I was
adopted by a family from Kansas. Then I got my
mom so upset at me. She told me she's gonna
send me back to my actual family. So like as sissy,
I started crying. That's not mean you're a sissy. That
means you're say your mom's gonna send you back to
your old family.
Speaker 35 (53:15):
Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (53:18):
I thought if you broke the glass on a TV screen,
the people on the TV would fall out of the
TV into whatever room in the house you were in.
Speaker 14 (53:24):
That would be awesome.
Speaker 11 (53:26):
That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (53:27):
I love it best. All right, who's online? Twelve? I'm sorry,
Let's go to Gandhi. Yes, Gandhi, what did you believe
as a kid?
Speaker 10 (53:34):
So when I was younger, I believed all kinds of nonsense,
But my dad told me that there was a thing
that lived under my bed called the butt bite Desaurus,
and if I had ever slept with my back to
anything but a wall, this thing would come out and
bite my butt. Also, if I ever got out of
my bed for even a second in the middle of
the night, it would bite off my feet.
Speaker 4 (53:52):
Well, see that sounds kind of scary. I mean that's
a fighting thing.
Speaker 14 (53:56):
It is.
Speaker 10 (53:57):
I think you got joy, Yeah, out of knowing that
I was terrified all the time in the middle of
the night.
Speaker 4 (54:02):
Yeah, what's scary.
Speaker 13 (54:03):
My grandmother told me that if I ate too much
raw spaghetti that worms would grow in my stomach.
Speaker 4 (54:09):
Ew, And I believed her, so I stopped.
Speaker 13 (54:12):
That was her way of stopping me from eating raw spaghetti.
Speaker 4 (54:16):
Do we know this isn't true?
Speaker 2 (54:19):
I did.
Speaker 4 (54:20):
Line twelve is Susan. This is a popular one, Susan.
A lot of people thought this. Tell everyone what you
thought was a kid, Susan.
Speaker 5 (54:28):
So we used to go on these boats marches in Germany.
My dad was military. We would drive in these country
towns and my parents used to tell me that look,
the brown cows make your chocolate milk, and the white
cows make your white milk.
Speaker 4 (54:40):
Yeah, yeah, that's right. But Gandhi used to would you
tell kids other kids when you were a kid, Gandhi, I.
Speaker 10 (54:49):
Always used to tell people I had to drink chocolate
milk to keep my skin brown.
Speaker 3 (54:52):
I think I believe that.
Speaker 9 (54:57):
Parents are evil. I guess that's.
Speaker 4 (55:00):
Not as bad. That's not as bad as telling your
kids it's just a monster in your bed is gonna
eat your feet off if you try to get out
of bed to go pee in the middle of the night.
Speaker 3 (55:06):
It's like, wow, that's sad.
Speaker 12 (55:08):
Sense to me because as a kid, I remember I
never stayed in bed, and my mom would yell at
me and be like, you're always out of bed.
Speaker 14 (55:16):
You never stay in.
Speaker 12 (55:17):
Bed, So in order to keep you in bed, maybe
that's what he had to do.
Speaker 4 (55:21):
It's a monster that's gonna eat your feet off. Dan,
you know that is not a good thing. I'm sorry.
I'm not a parent. Who am I? I'm right, Yeah,
I'm not a fan of that. Susan. All right, Susan,
thank you, have a beautiful day. Thanks for listening to us.
Shannon Line twenty four. Oh yeah, this isn't bad. How's
it going? What did you believe as a kid.
Speaker 42 (55:43):
All right, So when I was in kindergarten, my favorite
thing was pepperoni pizza. Okay, so you know, one day
I was inquisitive and that you know, I asked, well.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
Where does pepperoni come from?
Speaker 37 (55:52):
Uh?
Speaker 42 (55:52):
So my father decided to tell me, you know, it
comes from the pepperoni trees. So they you know, that's bad,
but they decided to take it one step further and
actually allowed me to bury a stick of pepperoni in
our backyard. And I diligently watered that thing every day
for like a solid month before they let me on
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the joke.
Speaker 4 (56:18):
That's awesome, tell you. Okay, here's my question. Was it
out of fun or did he just didn't want to
tell you the process in which pepperoni is truly made?
I mean it is. It's kind of a gross process
if you think about it. So it certainly is. But
I think it was just for the fun of it.
Speaker 42 (56:34):
I mean we laugh about it now, and I mean,
he's really going to find it funny that I was
on Elvistrat talking about it. To find a recording of
the later and play it for him.
Speaker 4 (56:43):
I love that. Shannon, Thank you tell your dad. We said,
thank you for the story. Okay, I love it. Yeah, great,
get your shirt. I think we're out of shirt. What
do we have?
Speaker 13 (56:52):
We have any morning show scrubs in stock right now
from Hackensack Meridian.
Speaker 4 (56:56):
Yeah, I don't know if you let me lots him,
I'm telling you, let me throw you over to Nate
cause he he's a keeper of the scrubs. Hold on
one second, okay, Uh yes, Froggy.
Speaker 8 (57:05):
I always thought when I was a kid that when
you turned on the radio station that the band with
the music playing they were at the radio station playing tunes.
Speaker 4 (57:14):
I always did too. He used to drive by k
l I F in downtown Dallas and they were a
huge building and I would be we'd be listening as
we were driving Bay. This is like my first memory
and fascination with radio. I knew that they were all
in there, like okay, that band's done all right, the
Beatles just saying okay, the Beatles have to get out
bring in Chicago. You know some old group. Here comes
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Elton John. If you get the Beatles out here, Elton
John has to do the next song. I thought. I
used to believe it too. What's up, Danielle.
Speaker 12 (57:43):
I always saw when you called a radio station and
requested a song.
Speaker 4 (57:46):
They actually played it.
Speaker 8 (57:52):
Well, they had to call him and get him to
come back to the station to sing the song.
Speaker 4 (57:55):
That's why I took time. I was request Elton John
He's on a break.
Speaker 8 (58:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (58:01):
My mom told me that they actually found me in
a dumpster and that I was adopted from monkeys. That
monkeys threw me in a dumpster, and I moved in
with my family. So when we went to the zoo
one time, my mom and I were looking at the
monkeys and one of them started slamming on the glass
and she said, oh no, your monkey mommy wants.
Speaker 3 (58:17):
You back, and I had a heart attack. She said,
I started screaming and crying body.
Speaker 4 (58:20):
And then let me ask you a question, how did
you not grow up to be a mass murderer because
your mother and dad fed your head with the most awful,
awful scenarios.
Speaker 25 (58:30):
I do.
Speaker 3 (58:32):
I think it explains a lot about me.
Speaker 10 (58:33):
But she did say she never felt like a worse
mother ever in her life than when she said that,
And all the people around her were like, oh my god,
you're horrible.
Speaker 4 (58:41):
The monkey mommy is coming back to get you. No
wonder Wow A little twisted, but in a good way.
Maybe we should thank your parents for making you so twisted.
And Marie, oh what is this? And Marie, what did
what did? What? Lies? Do they feed your head as
a kid, Hey, how are you? We're doing well?
Speaker 31 (59:03):
When we were when we were.
Speaker 21 (59:05):
Younger, my dad would told us that if we touched
baby birds, we would get this disease called chickenosis, and
so we stopped touching the birds. And just recently, my brother,
who is an owner of his own architectural firm, is
sitting with his board members and they're talking about birds,
and he starts telling them that you can't touch the
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baby birds or you'll get chickenosis. And they all had
a great laugh, and he realized halfway through that there.
Speaker 24 (59:30):
Was no such thing as chickenosis.
Speaker 2 (59:32):
No, it.
Speaker 4 (59:35):
Well, here's embarrass as you can imagine, I can imagine.
But baby birds do have sometimes they have little diseases.
You don't want your kids like touching birds and licking
their fingers. And it's okay in a way, I see
how that lie made some sense a little bit, all right,
a Marie, thank you, thank you so much. Megan online fifteen,
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Oh this is a good one. Could you know, the
big the big question that I would never want to
answer from my child, if I ever ever had one,
is where do babies come from? I would never want
to go down this road. So, Megan, what happened to
you when you were a kid?
Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Well?
Speaker 6 (01:00:10):
I think I was just a little too logical, but
I thought babies came from the Babies.
Speaker 18 (01:00:15):
Are Us store.
Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Oh, it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
It's toys.
Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
R us is where you got the toys, So therefore
babies came from Babies are us.
Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
It makes all the sense in the world. You would
think they got a little factory going in there. Yeah,
all right, exactly. See you did. You started your life
out being very sensible. I get it. So apparently you're
still as sensible as you were then, I'm sure right.
Speaker 6 (01:00:41):
Oh absolutely. My mom will tell you stories for days.
I also didn't know how an ATM worked, so I
would always want something as a child, and she would say,
we don't have the money, and I said, go to
the machine. The machine gives you money. I don't know
to find her points that you need money in the account.
Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
No, it's just a machine. It's a money machine, that's
all it is. All right. I want to run down
to the ATM today, grab me some free money, Hillary
Online twenty one. I'll see now, Hillary, is this something
you thought up in your mind? Or your parents told
you this?
Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
So?
Speaker 25 (01:01:15):
I think it started off as a joke, But then
my mind, I was probably five or six in my
mind literally just went running for it. And it lasted
for years.
Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
What did you believe?
Speaker 25 (01:01:28):
So my dad told me he had two bug bites
on his neck one summer, and I was like, Dad,
what happened? And he said, I got bit by a vampire.
And I thought for sure that he had been bit
by a vampire, and that then that vampire.
Speaker 22 (01:01:46):
Lived in my closet.
Speaker 25 (01:01:48):
Every night before I went to bed, I had this
big piggy bank full of coins that was heavy, and
I would push it in front of my closet door
and then run and jump in my bed and sleep
with the cover over my head because I thought the
vampire couldn't get out of my closet with this piggy
bank and with my head under the covers, that couldn't
show me.
Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
Let me ask you this, and you can be honest.
Do you still to this day, Hillary have a little
bit of a fright of closets? Knowing that there's a
vampire in there a little bit.
Speaker 25 (01:02:16):
Oh, I'm a terrible sleeper. I don't think I ever
became a good sleeper for my whole life because of
this like side joke that my dad thought was funny.
Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
Yeah, see, scarred for life. Count draculas living in your
freaking closet. This is serious, tough people, all right, Hillary,
thank you, thanks for listening to us, see and have
a great day. That's the thing, you know what, they
think they're being funny with these little stories. They don't
know that they're messing us up and scarring us for
the rest of our lives forever. Oh my god, I
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thought when my dad's new job said they gave paid vacation,
they would pay for our vacation to Disney World. No, no, no.
I told my niece that if I touched her billy button,
her butt would fall off, and she believed me. Uh
My mom said fig Newton's were made with fly eggs.
They do know they taste like ants were. My friend's son,
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Danny would misbehave. He would threaten to take him back
to the Danny store and get a new Danny. Look
at this, This is gotta be psychologically damaging. What's up
for a scary.
Speaker 13 (01:03:20):
Someone said that they believe that if you stuck your
tongue out at people, the tongue grabber would come and
grab your tongue and stretch it out like they do
in the cartoons.
Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
Oh why not, I'd be scary.
Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
Yes, Miss Gandhi smile.
Speaker 10 (01:03:34):
And Stevens said he thought you had to respond to
Dora through the TV. So one time he decided not
to respond and the evil Fox stole her bag. So
he was convinced it was his fault and he would
never not respond to Dora again.
Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
And there you have it. We believe it. You know
what it's like. You have a nightmare and you wake
up and you know it's not real, but part of
you does sort of think it could be a little real.
Speaker 9 (01:03:54):
I want to see what we actually look like.
Speaker 25 (01:03:57):
Look very princess that resides over the pits of hell.
Speaker 28 (01:04:01):
Follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show Only Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
So question, is it okay to flirt with people even
if you're in a relationship. I think that you can
flirt with someone, but in a way where you know
it's not going anywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
I think so too. I actually think flirting is healthy
and people should sort of flirt.
Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
But that's it.
Speaker 11 (01:04:36):
You are with me every day.
Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
I do flirt with you. I can't help it.
Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
One of it.
Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
You say gandhi to you. Sort of flirting is one thing,
but that sort of flirting could be something different to Danielle.
You know so right?
Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
My definition, what.
Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Is your definition? May be hard to define. But your
definition of sort of flirting?
Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Oh that's tough. I don't know. I guess it's hard
to put into two words. We all know what show.
Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
You hang out with, Danielle.
Speaker 10 (01:04:58):
Come touch me if I touch you in certain places,
that's me flirting, Okay.
Speaker 11 (01:05:02):
Flirting, punch a bitch.
Speaker 10 (01:05:04):
I think a good example of harmless flirting is Nate.
I think Nate is a harmless flirt, but I think
he flirts with every single person he encounters.
Speaker 25 (01:05:12):
He does.
Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
I hear him on the phone and he's like, well, hey, yeah,
he does.
Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
It's embarrassing. That's prepping a collar people. Here, I'll show
you how to do it.
Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Even that, how to do it?
Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
Who is this.
Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Listen? Hey?
Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
Hey, what's your name.
Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Now?
Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
He'll say something about your day. Oh you can't hear us.
Oh that's okay, Hey, keep listening, Okay, okay, bye. Was
that a four year old?
Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Yeah, example of his flirting, but he does do it.
Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
You flirt with that when I remember I told you
I had lunch with him one day. We were eating
sushi and there's lady, a single lady, sat down next
to us. She was waiting for her date, and Nate
just ignores me and just starts having a conversation. I mean,
it's a long conversation about the weather, and then it
turned into where you're from, and then did you get here?
I mean, we were talking about the Kardashians. I think, well,
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I know, but I was. You were with me and
I was just sitting there. I went on my phone,
like what do I do. He's flirting with this woman.
You weren't being very entertaining that day.
Speaker 14 (01:06:13):
Oh it was your phone.
Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
I was the frigging floor show. You're on your phone.
I'm like, no, I wasn't on my phone. I went
on my phone because you were flirting with it. It
doesn't matter. He is the ultimate flirt. Continue down that road.
Speaker 10 (01:06:26):
I just think he's super flirty, and when I got
tongue tied about myself because I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
A terrible flirt. I have no idea how to flirt.
If I'm attracted to someone, I get sweaty and can't
look at your talk to you. I just I have
no idea.
Speaker 10 (01:06:36):
But I do think it's healthy to flirt with people
just a little bit, unless you're around Danielle and then
she's gonna punch you a bit.
Speaker 13 (01:06:42):
Yeah, yes, this is I think what is wrong with
the world is here.
Speaker 4 (01:06:47):
We got you know, I was trying to figure out
what it was that was wrong, and now we have
defined it.
Speaker 13 (01:06:53):
Times we are accused of being flirty when all we're
doing is being friendly.
Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Why right?
Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
You taking at face value that? Yeah, there are friendly
guys in this world that are just like this, don't
I agree?
Speaker 11 (01:07:04):
Scary, You're the biggest flirt ever. Put your hands on
my legs and start rubbing my legs.
Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
Okay, let me again, get me. This is I don't
know if I'm okay to me. That's not flirting to me,
that's just being creepy. Well yeah, but flirting to me
is a mind game. Flirting to me is like sending
a message to you without having to touch you.
Speaker 11 (01:07:26):
But his flirting is creepy.
Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
Do you understand that it's endearment? Because I look, I
get physic to people.
Speaker 10 (01:07:34):
I think that hugging somebody pelvis first is beyond flirt.
Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Yeah, he does, scary comes in to hug you. He
thrusts his crotch into yours and.
Speaker 11 (01:07:44):
Not that thing so many times.
Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
And then his hands come from like a mile back.
Then they come to me and they pull you in. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:07:52):
But Lisa accuses me of flirting all the time. She's like,
you're flirting with that person. I'm like, I'm not, I'm
just being friendly. Why is friendly flirting? Why can't say
I just be friendly?
Speaker 14 (01:08:01):
I agree with that.
Speaker 10 (01:08:01):
I get accused of flirting all the time, and I'm like,
trust me, if you think I'm flirting with you, I.
Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Am not flirting.
Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
Means I want to do something. Okay, being nice though, Okay,
So everyone, I guess this conversation really is aimed. Originally
was aimed towards people in relationships because we were talking
about cheating. So to cheat, you got to be in
a relationship of some sort of micro cheating. Flirting is
micro cheating whatever, So here's my thought, and we should
all get better at this. I know I'm part of it.
If you're in a relationship, you should try flirting with
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the person you're in a relationship with and watch how
great that works.
Speaker 11 (01:08:33):
That's a good idea.
Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
I know I could do it more, couldn't you? Gandhi?
Of course, couldn't you. Don't I do it all the time?
I know. No, with your girlfriend, I do it with
her all the time. That's how I'm so scary. Why
don't you flirt with your girlfriend? I gotta work on that.
I gotta get better, get better at it.
Speaker 11 (01:08:50):
I flirted with my husband yesterday on the text message.
Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
Would you read it? You can't read it?
Speaker 11 (01:08:55):
It was so innocent, it was dirty. He said something about.
Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
Hold on, hold on sounding sexy so far that.
Speaker 14 (01:09:02):
Well, we text it a lot.
Speaker 10 (01:09:03):
I like to send kind of scandalous gifts or jiff
however you want to provounce it, like, there's one. My
favorite one is Daffy Duck unzipping his duck suit and
looking back at it.
Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
I've said that one a lot. That's a good one.
Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
Daniel, What did you say?
Speaker 11 (01:09:19):
Yeah, I don't know. At the end of it, I
can't find it. We texted so much, but he.
Speaker 12 (01:09:23):
Said something in and I wrote, hey, by the way,
you're still hot, and then he wrote back with a
little heart and flirting.
Speaker 11 (01:09:28):
Yeah, so we were totally.
Speaker 4 (01:09:29):
Keeping Yeah what about you, producer, Sam, you and Will?
Are you still flirting with him and trying to keep
the relationship happy?
Speaker 8 (01:09:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Have you seen his body?
Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
He's high?
Speaker 10 (01:09:39):
Oh my god, he's just kind of perfect and whatever
he says, I'm bloated and like pokes his little stomach.
Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
I'm like, I don't that's not what I'm seeing right now,
I'll show you bloated. I'm gonna pull off my spanks
and show you bloated.
Speaker 12 (01:09:51):
Wouldn't you make him walk around your house with no shirt? Yes,
all the time.
Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
But you're gonna look like that, then you need to
be naked. The rule of the house is you need
to show that all not.
Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
On the couch.
Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
I have a no butthole on the couch.
Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
You cannot but hold the couch. Please lay something down.
Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
They don't want to butthole the couch.
Speaker 11 (01:10:09):
I mean I see that. I see that because you
don't know sometimes.
Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
No, that's a little hole off the couch.
Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
Okay, please don't but hold that.
Speaker 11 (01:10:19):
It's a real rule.
Speaker 10 (01:10:19):
And like my friends who are naked people, I'm like,
I don't want to sit on your couch because I
know you've been on your own couch, which you should
be allowed to do, but I don't want to sit there.
Speaker 12 (01:10:26):
Oh, speaking of buttholing, I was listening to Ryan Seacrest
the other day and he said there was a study
that came out that said one of the dirtiest places
now in your hotel room is like the chairs, the
furniture chairs.
Speaker 11 (01:10:39):
So don't sit there.
Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Chair, don't sit there because you don't know what's.
Speaker 8 (01:10:44):
Going to creepy buttolding is a verb, but them, So
where is safe in the hotel?
Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
Scary says? Don't touch the curtains because the stuff on that. Yeah,
don't touch the curtains. Don't touch that remote control. Don't
even go to a hotel would ok, we gotta go
to move on.
Speaker 28 (01:11:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?
Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
All right, Garrett, it's your phone tap? What's it about?
Speaker 35 (01:11:06):
Richie wants to play a phone tap on his soon
to be wife, hopefully Danielle. Now, the couple that are
planning on getting married at Disney World.
Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Yes.
Speaker 35 (01:11:16):
Now, if you've never been to a Disney wedding, they
have some characters that show up at the.
Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
Reception and make it magical.
Speaker 35 (01:11:23):
So I'm gonna call Danielle as the new wedding planner
that's taking over, to say there might be some overbookings happening.
Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
No, this isn't a good thing.
Speaker 35 (01:11:32):
Hello, Hi, Yes, I'm looking for Danielle.
Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
Your issue please, Danielle.
Speaker 35 (01:11:37):
Hi, Danielle, this is Ted Moseby over edmu Erschieds's weddings.
Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
How are you?
Speaker 31 (01:11:41):
I'm really good.
Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
I know you've been working with Chad to plan your wedding.
Speaker 35 (01:11:46):
Well, he recently just got a promotion, so I will
be picking up his weddings over the next few weeks.
And I see that yours is coming up in a
little under five weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Or so, right, Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 35 (01:11:57):
Well that's great. Well, I just want to go over
one thing that just seems to be a little speed
bump in the road. It turns out when you guys
want to go book the wedding, there were a lot
of weddings booked for that day, and it seems that
we overbooked. Mickey and Minni to appear at the wedding.
Speaker 16 (01:12:14):
Uh so, what are you saying.
Speaker 35 (01:12:17):
Mickey and Minnie cannot attend your wedding that night only.
Speaker 16 (01:12:20):
That's that is untouchable.
Speaker 29 (01:12:21):
No no, no, no no no no no no no, no
no no, Shad and I went over this. No no no.
Speaker 16 (01:12:26):
We have this already set.
Speaker 29 (01:12:27):
We know exactly when Mickey and Mini are coming, and we.
Speaker 16 (01:12:29):
Have the time.
Speaker 29 (01:12:30):
We have the song we play, have the phrase in
the song that Mickey and Mini.
Speaker 16 (01:12:33):
Are supposed to indropt our first dance.
Speaker 29 (01:12:35):
Like this can't happen.
Speaker 18 (01:12:37):
This is a part of the wedding.
Speaker 16 (01:12:38):
I have been planning this four years and a year ago.
Speaker 29 (01:12:41):
I gave you all my money so that we can
make this happen.
Speaker 18 (01:12:43):
And you're telling me Mickey and Minnie.
Speaker 35 (01:12:44):
Can't show up, Missy. I am so sorry about that.
Speaker 29 (01:12:47):
No, sorry, no, they're coming to my wedding. This is
already planned, this is already said. You will get a
Mickey anemony because there are more than one Mickey and Minnie.
Oh they're showing up to somebody else's go to the
task and get another suit.
Speaker 16 (01:12:59):
I don't care how many.
Speaker 35 (01:13:00):
It doesn't work like that.
Speaker 14 (01:13:01):
I want them at my wedding.
Speaker 35 (01:13:02):
I can guarantee you right now, Goofy and Pluto showing
up slow dance at the wedding ed dance.
Speaker 29 (01:13:10):
Dogs what No, I don't want the I don't want
them at my mood.
Speaker 35 (01:13:13):
It is kind of cute seeing Goofy dance, you know,
with his big top hat and.
Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
Boott What about? What about?
Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
What about?
Speaker 35 (01:13:20):
If I can get a few of the seven Dwarfs to.
Speaker 10 (01:13:22):
Come, I'm not gonna dance with the No.
Speaker 4 (01:13:25):
Okay, all right, well too well the last the wedding.
Speaker 35 (01:13:29):
Okay, well, just to let you know, if you cancel now,
we cannot refund you all your money.
Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
You will give it because you are not pretty.
Speaker 35 (01:13:35):
No, just to be sure. You don't want Donald Duck
showing up at the wedding with Daisy to slow dance.
Speaker 29 (01:13:40):
I don't want to stop.
Speaker 25 (01:13:41):
No, you can talk to who you supervisor, whoever you
have to talk to.
Speaker 29 (01:13:44):
I'm not talking to you anymore.
Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
You call me back.
Speaker 29 (01:13:46):
We're making many are coming to my wedding.
Speaker 16 (01:13:47):
Okay, this is what I'm dealing with.
Speaker 35 (01:13:50):
Didn't I tell you you got a bridezilla on your hands?
Speaker 4 (01:13:52):
My friend know what I got.
Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
But but you're.
Speaker 35 (01:13:55):
Gonna call it back and just totally act like you
have no idea what's going on, just calling this hello
and checking in on her all right, on our on our.
Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Day a.
Speaker 16 (01:14:05):
Hello, every baby phone, we have a po Shah.
Speaker 29 (01:14:10):
I got promoted and so we're dealing with some other
new guy right now.
Speaker 16 (01:14:13):
He said that Nicky and Minnie.
Speaker 18 (01:14:15):
Can't show up to our wedding.
Speaker 9 (01:14:16):
Oh, this is unacceptable.
Speaker 24 (01:14:17):
It's not that big.
Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
I mean, we're still getting It's not that big of
a deal. That's Mickey and baby.
Speaker 29 (01:14:23):
It's not a big and it's a big deal.
Speaker 10 (01:14:25):
But do you need to call him?
Speaker 29 (01:14:27):
Because I have talked to him and I am up here.
Speaker 16 (01:14:29):
I can't talk to them anymore.
Speaker 41 (01:14:30):
La, my wife, What do you want me to?
Speaker 16 (01:14:32):
What do you expect me to stay?
Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Your big m.
Speaker 29 (01:14:35):
It was a huge part of our wedding.
Speaker 35 (01:14:37):
Please, Danielle, Hello, my name's Garret. From me Elvis during
in the morning show, and you's got phone taps phone,
he's got a phone tap by your fiance.
Speaker 15 (01:14:49):
I am going to divorce you now.
Speaker 16 (01:14:50):
We're not me.
Speaker 9 (01:14:52):
I hate you, guys, Alvis Dauran phone time.
Speaker 30 (01:14:57):
This phone tap was pre recorded permissions the.
Speaker 28 (01:15:01):
Elvis Teroran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (01:15:08):
With Ellis in the Morning Show, they say, you know,
you really find out how compatible you are with someone
when you go on a vacation with them. You know,
you don't have to wait for that. You can actually
pick things up at the table. No, I mean they
could have some really really offensive habits. It makes you
just go.
Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
No, oh, my parents.
Speaker 10 (01:15:29):
I would break up with them if I went on
a date with either one of them because of the
way they act at restaurants.
Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
What do you mean?
Speaker 10 (01:15:34):
So as soon as food is placed on the table,
before they even try it, they will request hot sauce,
and if the hot sauce is not out quickly, they'll
ask again and again. They also immediately request a box
to go and put half their food in it. Then
just leave the box on the table the whole time,
and they just kind of harass the staff, Like every
time our waiter or waitress will come back, they ask
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them for another thing. I'm like, for the love of God, parents,
just leave them alone. Then if one of them orders fish,
they have an issue. So my dad hates the head
on a fish, my mom loves it. They'll fight with
the waiter standing right there about whether or not the
head can come out on the fish. It's so embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (01:16:12):
Everything you break up with your own parents.
Speaker 10 (01:16:15):
I love it with my parents. I love them, but
I can't go to restaurants with them.
Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
Well, they're saying here in this article that Froggy sent me,
these food opinions basically make you undateable for some people. Now, look,
I'm a firm believer in uh hey, if you want
to put ketchup on your steak, it's offensive for some people.
But if that's what you want to do, I support
it because you like it. It's something you like. And
they say in some restaurants if you ask, if you
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ask the staff for ketchup, they'll go ooh no, if
the chef found out, he would come out and slice
you in half of this but much I'm paying for
this steak, put whatever I want on it, exactly. Yeah.
If the chef becomes bigger than the customer, then that
that's a problem in that restaurant in my opinion. So
(01:17:04):
they were asking some people about what they find well
kind of unattractive at dinner. How do you prefer your steak? Well,
this person says, well done steaks are for monsters. If
you want your steak well done, in my opinion, you
go for it. That doesn't offend me.
Speaker 11 (01:17:24):
Yeah, like hockey puck well done.
Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
Well, I know, But if that's what they want, do
you do you? Is it really gonna ruin? Okay, Danielle,
if you were dating Sheldon and you found out he
likes his steak incinerated hockey puck done, would that be
a deal breaker in your row? Okay, I think that's
what we're getting to here.
Speaker 8 (01:17:41):
Yeah, here's got to cook it that way for the
rest of your life if you stay with them.
Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
Okay, it's a pile of carcinogens. I agree. All right,
here's one for Nate. Yeah, this person, she says cow
cow's milk drinkers like a whole glass of cow's milk
and nothing else. No, that is a non Nate loves
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to drink a big frosty glass of milk with every meal.
I'm sorry. That's wrong.
Speaker 14 (01:18:12):
Whoever wrote this is just wrong.
Speaker 4 (01:18:15):
Okay, milk is fantastic. I got a glass this morning.
Speaker 10 (01:18:19):
Not only babies are supposed to drink some doctors.
Speaker 4 (01:18:25):
Physicians say that drinking cow's milk is only for babies
because it's what they need to jump start their lives.
And then once you get something to the prime age
of four, you.
Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
Could stop.
Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
H this person says deal breaker. Last person I went
with said she never gets hungry for pizza. Oh, she
never craves pizza, she said. And this guy goes on
to say, this is our first and last date. No,
that's okay. Person about sharing, she says, I would never
date someone that wouldn't share their food with me. If
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you ordered fries, they're our fries. You agree with that.
There's somebody totally If you get your fork near my plate,
I will take my fork and I will stab your face.
Speaker 10 (01:19:05):
Oh my god, I find that so horrible. I am
such a food sharer. As soon as I get it,
I offer it to other people. And if someone doesn't
do the same thing, I'm like.
Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
Who raised you?
Speaker 12 (01:19:14):
Oh God, my dad, God rest his soul. When my
mom put her fork in his plate once he threw
the salad.
Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
Hell, no, God.
Speaker 14 (01:19:24):
Like dad.
Speaker 4 (01:19:25):
Someone who doesn't eat dessert or has convinced themselves that
they don't like desserts or sweets, are you human? June says,
I will not date you.
Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
I agree.
Speaker 4 (01:19:34):
What's scary? Well, I got to eat a lot, as
you know, and I do. I eat a lot. Okay,
deal breakers for me are if you eat, if you.
Speaker 13 (01:19:42):
Treat your staff like crap, of course, and people who
dumb down the dish don't order buttered macaroni. And meanwhile,
they had the catchua pepe on the menu and it
was all descriptive and beautiful and you just say, no,
I just want a plain pasta with butter.
Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
But that's what they want. Scary to me, very crazy, then,
you know what, here's my question. I mean, okay, look,
I can see some things could be a little offensive
at dinner. But if I want my meal done a
certain way, it may be a pain in the ass
to listen to. It may be asking for too much
of a chef. I get that. But that doesn't make
me a total jerk. But it makes you a pain
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in the ass in life. Then, because I see red
labs everywhere, okay, okay, you know what, I kind of
see that. All right, here's someone I couldn't date, anyone
with a delicate stomach because they wouldn't be able to
handle my Mexican food that I love to cook. My
sister's boyfriend gets sick every time we go to Mexico
and she gets super annoyed with it. So you got
to be able to eat spicy food or you're not
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in my life. Let's see. Once I went on a
coffee date and went to put my milk in my
iced coffee. She was informed by my date that that's illegal.
It's a deal breaker. You can't put milk in Yeah,
you can put milk and coffee, but you know, in
Italy and in your some European areas they say, you know,
you only have milk in your coffee for breakfast after
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breakfast time. No cappuccinos, oh rule for some people. And
also putting cheese on fish is oh yeah, I've heard
that it's a big no, Young Gandhi.
Speaker 10 (01:21:14):
So one of the things that is a big deal
breaker for me, and I think Danielle can relate to this.
Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
If you ever watch ninety Day Fiance, they're.
Speaker 10 (01:21:20):
Obviously from different cultures and when one meets the others,
typically there's a giant meal involved, and one person is
always extremely rude about what that food is. If you're
rude about another culture's food without even trying it, without
even thinking about how much they've put into it, how
much effort has gone into this.
Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
I find that disgusting.
Speaker 10 (01:21:38):
I think it's so awful when people see foreign dishes
and just immediately ew. If you're not going to try it,
don't say anything about it. And even if you try it,
be polite to the other people. That's horrible.
Speaker 11 (01:21:48):
It does it does happen on ninety day fiance.
Speaker 14 (01:21:51):
Every time I'm not gonna eat that, I.
Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
Can't eat carry it smeuths. Okay, well you know what
you need to eat it, you know, And if you
don't like it and you form it a pin and say,
you know, here's why I don't really care for curry,
then I can buy that. People who are cheap tippers, goodbye.
Anyone who doesn't like cheese, good day, sir. Unless you're
like too. Its intolerant and something you said earlier, I
think it was scary. If you're rude to servers. Oh
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my god, my biggest pet peeve. You're out of my life.
Speaker 11 (01:22:18):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
Picky eaters are a turnoff for some people. In general,
eating with someone who's eating with someone is a good
barometer for personality. This person says, you don't have to
like to eat weird things, but if you refuse to
try and make the decision after trying. You're not an
adventurous person and won't like and try new things in
life as well. You're out of my life, says this person.
Speaker 12 (01:22:38):
Yes see, I'll try the food, but I can't promise
I won't spin it across the table.
Speaker 11 (01:22:44):
It just happened several times.
Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
Okay, at least that's a very honest opinion. So there's
this one guy and I'm not going to give his name,
but he was on Hot Chef or Best Chef or
whatever those show is called, and he does cooking videos
with these crazy foods. He does this thing where he'll
go to taste the food he made, and he'll scrape
his teeth on the fork as he pulls the fork
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out of his mouth. Oh it makes my skin crawl.
Stop it. Just use your lips. Don't use your teeth
on the fork. You know you know that sound I'm
talking about? Yes, he does? Anyone have a fork with
him right now?
Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Rock?
Speaker 24 (01:23:22):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
Oh, it drives me nuts. Jennifer Online twenty two. It's true, Jennifer,
if you're on a date with someone and things pop
up at the table that turn you off, it sometimes
ends that relationship, doesn't it.
Speaker 20 (01:23:36):
Yeah, I was just telling Nate that there's a place
in New Haven called Lose Lunch.
Speaker 4 (01:23:43):
What's it called?
Speaker 32 (01:23:44):
He lose Lunch?
Speaker 4 (01:23:46):
Oh, lose Lunch?
Speaker 20 (01:23:46):
Okay, okay, yes, and so he claims to make the
first like steam Hamburger. They're amazing, by the way, but
if you ask for a ketchup for any other condiments,
he will tell you to leave.
Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
If you want them, he'll tell you to leave. Height well, okay,
obviously that's his thing. Okay, Lose Lunch a little.
Speaker 20 (01:24:05):
Drastic, but no, it's amazing, though I'm not bashing him.
Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
It's amazing.
Speaker 20 (01:24:12):
And if you guys are ever in new and you
have to try it and see what.
Speaker 4 (01:24:16):
He does, I will, well, look, you know, I bet
the know. The Histemburgers are famous, actually, but and there
I hear they're fantastic. But gosh, you know, if someone
wants to catch up, I don't know. If you're in
the if you're in the business to make a living,
and sometimes you have to bend to what a customer wants.
Sometimes you have to bend to what a customer wants.
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But I guess he's doing so well that he's fine,
Thank you. Jennifer, have a great day. Thanks for listening
to us. I'm coming up for some clam pie really soon.
Speaker 20 (01:24:45):
Yes, you tell me when with you even though I
don't eat it, all right, I didn't know.
Speaker 11 (01:24:51):
I didn't think Elvis did either.
Speaker 4 (01:24:52):
I didn't know you like clam pie. Okay, thank guys.
If you want to do the old he's gay, doesn't
eat clam jokes. It's wow. Wow, there's a there's a
new way of being funny. Danielle.
Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
It's the Holy one. Second, Jennifer, thank you for your call,
and I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Thank you. Guys.
Speaker 4 (01:25:11):
Now what we're saying, Danielle, I.
Speaker 12 (01:25:13):
Was saying, it's the old way, but it's still funny.
Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
Jesus, Why it's it always just Danielle and I WI?
What are you four years old?
Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (01:25:24):
Sometimes Ashley Online twenty four Ashley, you're together with your husband.
Obviously he loves you, but there's something you do with
your steak that drives him nuts. What is that?
Speaker 6 (01:25:36):
I did my steak in ranch dressing?
Speaker 4 (01:25:38):
Okay, oh wow, it's what you want to promise.
Speaker 27 (01:25:41):
It's good.
Speaker 18 (01:25:41):
Don't knock it to try.
Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
I'm not. I'm not I'm never gonna yuck your youm
you know what I'm saying. Where are you from, Ashley, South, Georgia. Okay,
so you're close to State Country down there, And I'm
sure there are a lot of people who eat stakes.
They have to have it a certain way. It's like
up here in New York. After pizza isn't a certain way,
then you are stupid. They hate you. But yeah, you know,
but I gotta be honest. I'm a little picky about
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pizza too. If you like breakfast pizza, no, I can't
do it.
Speaker 6 (01:26:10):
Won breakfast pizza, Well, they did put.
Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
Eggs and bacon on it. And also, oh and here's
when I'm gonna get my ass kicked for this Hawaiian
pizza with pineapple and ham on it. No, I'm with you,
you like it. Speaking of ranch dressing, actually, a lot
of people love to put ranch dressing on their pizza.
And I was and I was like, I'm like, I
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don't know, and I I tried it. I loved it,
So you know who am I?
Speaker 25 (01:26:36):
Yeah, ranch is just one of those staples you always
have to have around.
Speaker 4 (01:26:41):
Well, don't take it to uh lose lunch in New Haven? Yeah,
kicked you, right, out all right, thank you so much.
Thank you Ashley, have a great day, thanks for listening.
Love you more. We love you. Have a great day.
There you go, just kind of picky about our foods.
But please please don't use your teeth on the fork
as you pulled up.
Speaker 42 (01:27:01):
Okay, I love the show because of all you got.
Speaker 4 (01:27:08):
Who else has hard nibbles right now?
Speaker 9 (01:27:10):
The topics, the characters.
Speaker 4 (01:27:11):
It's Scottie Beemer, he puts his man christor Michael Openheimer.
Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
This is Moscolas.
Speaker 9 (01:27:20):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 28 (01:27:32):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (01:27:37):
Okay, let's just a little something to think about as
we get into this conversation. Sometimes people are in a
bad mood. You know, celebrities are people too, you know
what I'm saying. I mean, can you imagine, you know,
if everyone's always in your way and wanting your autograph
in a picture and I know, I know, I know, Well,
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if you're a celebrity, that's part of the Okay, I
get I get that. But sometimes it may be a
bit much for some of these people. I don't know.
So as we talk about these celebrities who have are
allegedly a holes, for instance, let's let's let's start with
a scary Jerry Seinfeld story.
Speaker 13 (01:28:15):
Yes, I was at a charity event and I was
lucky enough to be in the same room with Jerry
Seinfeld and Steve Martin, I mean, comedy icons right there
talking to each other, having a conversation. So I went
up to them and I said, hey, guys, can I
get a picture? And I was talking to them for
five minutes before I did, and then finally Jerry they
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about to give me the picture.
Speaker 4 (01:28:36):
Steve was into it.
Speaker 13 (01:28:37):
Jerry's like no, j was like, listen, isn't it isn't
it just do the Jerry Seinfeld.
Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
Voice, Elvis, Well, isn't it good? I don't know what
you want. Don't include me in your story. Isn't it
just royalty?
Speaker 13 (01:28:52):
You're a monk royalty right now having a conversation with
us enough for you.
Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
Forget about that. Put the camera away. We're having a
conversation here. And he kind of tricked me, it's not
wanting a picture with him. When you originally told this story,
you didn't tell it like that. You said that you
wanted a picture with Jerry Seinfeld and Steve Martin and
they were in the middle of a private conversation and
you interrupted them and pass them. Yeah, well that's what
you said. You interrupted, You interrupted their conversation. I did, yeah, because.
Speaker 12 (01:29:17):
I'm like, this is a big good But now you
said that you were having the conversation with them, you
changed your story.
Speaker 13 (01:29:22):
I weaved slowly in and then we've talked. I was
talking to them for a couple of minutes before I finally.
Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
Traded their conversation too.
Speaker 8 (01:29:32):
It's as bad as when you when you made Elton
John take a picture with you and he looked like
he would rather be getting postop.
Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:29:40):
I look, you know, look, if you're a celebrity, I'm
you're I'm assuming that you're accustomed to people coming up
and wanting pictures, and you'll, thank god they want your
picture one day they won't. That's my motto.
Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
Right.
Speaker 11 (01:29:50):
We had Barry Manilow.
Speaker 12 (01:29:52):
I took my mom some place, very manel She loves him,
and he looked like he wanted to kill himself like this.
Speaker 11 (01:30:00):
My fore mom walked away. She's like, he's not very nice.
Speaker 4 (01:30:03):
Well no, you know, after what I said about him
in my book, his people called and they yelled it.
They yelled at black people. Yeah, because he was a
total jerk. He was an a hole. And I said
that in my book. Mister Battelow says he's never been
interviewed by your client, Elvis Durand well, it wasn't that
an interview. It was at a charity concert anyway. So
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you know, you got to take into account where they
are as well. And you know, if they're like having dinner, yeah,
you don't want to go to their table and interrupt
them stuff like that. Anyway, with that said, let's go
talk to Christy line four. Hey, Christy, Hey, how you doing.
Speaker 27 (01:30:40):
I'm so excited?
Speaker 4 (01:30:42):
Okay, So who is rude to you?
Speaker 27 (01:30:45):
Well, my nephew actually, and who can be mean to
a little kid? I mean it's in kindergarten. But we
were at a celebrity golf tournament and Tom Brady, no.
Speaker 4 (01:30:57):
Letter tell her story. Come on now, okay, what.
Speaker 15 (01:30:59):
Happened to stand them?
Speaker 27 (01:31:02):
Well, you know he wanted an autograph. Everybody gave autographs
and Tom Brady was going to his car and all
the kid wanted was an autographed and he was like, no,
I'm not giving autographs, and my nephew just started crying.
I mean he was like six years old and it
was it was so sad. I mean, I teach kindergarten.
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I mean, these poor kids, all they want is an autograph.
And he was his favorite. I mean there was justin
Timberlake and all these people and everybody was so nice,
and Tom Brady was such an a hole. I can't
stand him. I hope he just falls into a hole.
Speaker 4 (01:31:40):
No no, no, no no no. All right, Well, thank you,
and I so what about your nephew. Does he still
idolize Tom Brady?
Speaker 27 (01:31:51):
Oh oh no, no, no, no, no no. And he's like
twenty one now and he has never rooted for them ever.
Speaker 4 (01:31:58):
Yeah, see what happens right there?
Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
You go.
Speaker 4 (01:32:01):
I love you guys, love you more, love you Moore,
take it easy, yeah, gandhi?
Speaker 2 (01:32:04):
What well?
Speaker 10 (01:32:05):
I don't even like Tom Brady, Okay, but I'm gonna
say I know for a fact that he gets approached
all the time for autographs, and sometimes parents and really
creepy fans will send a child to get the autograph
and then they try to turn around and sell it
and do really weird things for it or with it.
So maybe that's why he was a jerk. But again,
don't like Tom Brady. So I want to believe he
was actually.
Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
Yeah, see Christy, Christy wasn't doing it. She was doing
it for her nephew. Robert Online nine, Hey, Robert, Hey,
good morning Robert. Now which celebrity was a jerk to you?
Speaker 7 (01:32:34):
Well, it was really to my wife. My wife was
a huge Bear Naked Ladies fan, and we actually follow
them on tour with the vehicles just do wherever they went.
We went. Well, when they come out after the show,
they do the little walk through meet and greet with
people out back. My wife took a picture with every member.
When it came to Stephen Page and I asked if
(01:32:55):
I could take his picture, he says, what difference does
it make? You're gonna do it anyway. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah,
camera away didn't know it.
Speaker 4 (01:33:02):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (01:33:04):
I hate how wonderful Canada is that I had to
dump that, so I will sandwich that with the good ones.
The best celebrity I ever met was Russell Peters.
Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
I love him. He's a He's an Indian comedian. If
people don't know who he is, he's hilarous.
Speaker 7 (01:33:22):
He was nice and he is one of the nicest
guys you will ever meet. The things he did the
things he did when he found out I wanted an autograph.
We're unbelievable, pulled me back into the green room, kept
me back to kept offering me something to eat or drink.
Sweetest man you ever met.
Speaker 4 (01:33:37):
You know, it's good. It's good to hear the positive ones.
Very good to hear that. All right, listen you and
your wife. You know, I know you hate baar naked
ladies now, but just not all of them, just one
of them. So it's good. All right, Robert, thank you
very much. Uh, let's see a line fifteen is Jace.
Let's go talk to him. Hey, jays, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 23 (01:33:56):
Let's how you guys doing.
Speaker 4 (01:33:57):
We're doing okay? So which celebrity was rude to you?
Speaker 13 (01:34:00):
Uh?
Speaker 23 (01:34:01):
There's this lady who's on the radio. Her name is
miss daniel.
Speaker 4 (01:34:04):
Monaro, Danielle. Come on, what I do? Were cooking? All right?
Speaker 14 (01:34:10):
Tell me what I did?
Speaker 4 (01:34:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 33 (01:34:11):
What did?
Speaker 4 (01:34:12):
What did she do to you?
Speaker 23 (01:34:13):
So this had to have been about ten or fifteen
years ago. I was living in New York and I
was hearing you guys on multiple stations. Because you guys
are syndicated, I didn't know how it worked. I called
up there and I was like, oh my goodness, hey,
wait a minute, what radio station is this? And Danielle
said to you one hundred and I went, well, wait
a minute. You're on Q one O two and you're
on this one and you're on that one. She goes, geah, syndication.
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I'm like, so wait a minute. You guys work for
all of them. And her favorite line, she says, what
are you stupid?
Speaker 11 (01:34:45):
Oh god, I don't recall the conversation.
Speaker 4 (01:34:48):
Wait, he recalls it, what are you stupid?
Speaker 14 (01:34:53):
Stupid answer?
Speaker 11 (01:34:54):
I must have been answering the phones back then.
Speaker 23 (01:34:56):
I guess it was about ten or fifteen years ago,
and I was like, wait a minute, that was rude,
But I love you today. That's the damn shore.
Speaker 2 (01:35:03):
I love you.
Speaker 23 (01:35:06):
You know it was you, because I don't think anybody
else has ever asked me if I was.
Speaker 4 (01:35:10):
Before you know, you weren't answering phones then you were
on there. And you know what he said, Even as
you were so so mean and evil to him, he
still likes listening to the show and still likes you there.
Speaker 11 (01:35:21):
Very sweet of you. Don't be stupid. That's all.
Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
I know, because I know how she says it. She
says it to me all the time.
Speaker 11 (01:35:30):
If I say that to you, I love you.
Speaker 4 (01:35:32):
So yeah, all right, thank you Jason. She loves you.
She loves you. I'll call you stupid Steve on like three,
Hello Steve, Steve, are you still there? Like we lost Steve?
He was calling to say that Michael Winslow was mean
to him.
Speaker 39 (01:35:49):
I'm here, I'm here.
Speaker 4 (01:35:50):
Well where'd you go? Oh my god? We thought we
lost you, Steve. Steve. So, Michael Winslow, he's the comedian
guy that does the sound effects, and he was in
a movie like a fifteen twenty years ago or more.
Speaker 39 (01:36:02):
Yeah, the Police Academy movies, remember exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:36:05):
Yes, yes, he's the guy that made it, makes all
the like the sound effects.
Speaker 11 (01:36:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 39 (01:36:09):
Yeah. So what happened to intern? I was an intern
at a radio station, right, and he was like my
first celebrity I was in because he was doing a
comedy show. So I went up to him. I'm like, hey,
mister Winslow, I have an on air radio show on
my college radio station. Can you just do like as
id for me? And He's like, no, my voice is trademark,
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I cannot do that. So I'm like all right, cool.
Speaker 4 (01:36:34):
I walk out.
Speaker 39 (01:36:35):
Then he said to the host of the show, keep
that psychopath away from me. So I'm like, I'm like,
I found I found this out after the fact. I'm like, bitch,
you ain't seen psychopath yet.
Speaker 4 (01:36:52):
Oh my god. Well, Michael Winslow, what's he? What's he
doing now? Do you know?
Speaker 39 (01:36:59):
Is he?
Speaker 4 (01:37:00):
I know he's wish he's wishing?
Speaker 39 (01:37:02):
You do you do a sound effect of the chainsaw
cutting off his freaking arms?
Speaker 20 (01:37:06):
That?
Speaker 4 (01:37:09):
Okay, anger there, Steve. You know, even though it's even
though it's years later, you are now officially an intern
for our show and you can come up here anytime
you want.
Speaker 15 (01:37:20):
I would love to.
Speaker 39 (01:37:20):
That would be my dream. Come to you, guys.
Speaker 4 (01:37:22):
Thank you, thank you psycho. You're fabulous by Steve. His text,
he says Chevy Chase was an a hole.
Speaker 12 (01:37:31):
I've heard nobody says that we had the same thing
with him.
Speaker 4 (01:37:36):
And his wife is the sweetest lady in the world.
Speaker 14 (01:37:38):
His wife is so nice.
Speaker 32 (01:37:40):
I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (01:37:41):
I don't know what you know what I don't know?
Connie fun Hey, Connie Hi, and so who was roude
to you?
Speaker 19 (01:37:52):
The old thing twins.
Speaker 4 (01:37:54):
Both of them room at the same time. That's double
what happened.
Speaker 19 (01:38:00):
Well, we were at a kmart in Bridgehampton, so already
off to a bad start.
Speaker 7 (01:38:05):
Okay, I love.
Speaker 4 (01:38:06):
That kmart by the way, Hampton, love it.
Speaker 19 (01:38:10):
But I got so excited as a kid of the nineties.
Oh my god, the Olsen twins. So I went up
to them to ask for a photo. They both looked
at each other, rolled their eyes and said, this is
not the appropriate place in time. Go scurry along.
Speaker 4 (01:38:25):
The worst scurry o grouse.
Speaker 27 (01:38:29):
Yep, yep.
Speaker 11 (01:38:30):
Oh.
Speaker 19 (01:38:31):
I wish I was making it up, but it truly happened,
and then I was very sad. But later that same
night I met Jennifer Lopez, so it made it all
the better.
Speaker 4 (01:38:39):
So did Jennifer Lopez tell you to scurry along? Or
was she polite?
Speaker 19 (01:38:44):
She was the nicest woman in the world.
Speaker 15 (01:38:46):
She was gorgeous.
Speaker 19 (01:38:47):
She waved to us and wished us a happy you
know Saturday.
Speaker 4 (01:38:50):
She was lovely, lovely, good to hear it, A happy
ending for your day. All right, listen, thank you for
listening to us. And if I see the Olsen Twins,
I'm gonna let them know how I feel about them. Good.
Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
If I ever see them.
Speaker 9 (01:39:05):
They wake me up like the morning show.
Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
Are we on? We're Love?
Speaker 28 (01:39:09):
Elvis da Ran in the morning show? Is Elvis Wan
in the morning Show.
Speaker 4 (01:39:19):
So it's so it's so interesting to look back to
your school days, maybe high school, Okay, maybe even further
than that, Greade school. The things that happened to you
back then shaped you into who you are now. It's
it's it's hard to connect the dots sometimes, but I
know that. You know, when I was a kid, I
was a loner and I uh, I was very awkward
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or in other kids. And because of that, they weren't
always kind to me. And it wasn't awful, but it
was it was enough to make me just want to
be at home by myself, with my creativity and my imagination.
And I was fine. And I truly believe now that
because that I'm here with you guys today, absolutely I
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need I needed an outlet to connect with people, and
I couldn't do it face to face, so I did
it through radio and I wrote about it in the
book and everything like that, and so it it's things
like that you can kind of connect to Dodge and see, well,
things that maybe weren't that great then turned out to
be great things for you today. Do you, Gandhi, do
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you have anything like that from your past that you
can identify with absolutely.
Speaker 10 (01:40:27):
I actually had a teacher when I was younger straight
say to me and then call my mother into the
office to also tell my mom that I was a
failure and a loser and I was never going to
amount to anything.
Speaker 4 (01:40:37):
Would so a teacher used the words failure and loser.
Speaker 3 (01:40:41):
Never gonna amount to anything? Yes, And to be fair
to her a little bit, I was.
Speaker 10 (01:40:46):
A pain in the ass when I was a kid.
I think I didn't have enough to do. I got bored,
so I would start acting like a jerk in class.
You act out for a reason, right, So I would
act like, you know, a little bit rambunctious, and she
just absolutely hated me. But instead of just leaving it there,
let's figure out something else for you to do, she
decided to tell me that I sucked and I was
a loser, and then she called my mom in told
my mom the same thing.
Speaker 3 (01:41:06):
Mamma, Gandhi was not happy about that, I know.
Speaker 4 (01:41:08):
But so, how did that experience as a child scar
you a little bit yet catapult you into a life
of success, Because obviously you're very successful.
Speaker 10 (01:41:17):
Thank you It made me take a step back and think,
what am I doing that makes her think I'm such
a horrible person? What am I doing to her that's
really bothering her? Because I don't want to do that
to somebody, Like what kind of teacher gets that upset
with a kid that they say something like that, Well.
Speaker 4 (01:41:31):
I know, and a teacher to be using the words
like failure or a loser. That's really that she had
a problem of some sort.
Speaker 2 (01:41:38):
Now.
Speaker 4 (01:41:38):
Then later on in life, I was doing weekends at
a radio station and the program director, Bob Mackenzie, who
I wrote about I spelled his name out for you,
called me and fired me over the phone and said
I should probably leave radio because radio is nothing I
would ever succeed at doing.
Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
Oh how does he feel?
Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
Now? I don't know who cares.
Speaker 10 (01:41:56):
I had a program director say that to me. He
called me into his office after I apply for a
job and he said, and a quote, I'm sorry, you
were never going to get that job anyway. They're looking
for a rock star and you're just never going to
be one.
Speaker 4 (01:42:06):
By the way, this conversation is going somewhere, and I
think it will be relatable to almost everyone listening. I
was reading yesterday that Adam Sandler had an acting teacher
here in NYU who took him out for a beer
and gently told him he should quit because he would
never make it.
Speaker 3 (01:42:25):
Gently told him, yeah, he.
Speaker 4 (01:42:27):
Said, look, you know, Adam, you're not going to make it.
Speaker 3 (01:42:31):
That acting teacher was wrong exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:42:33):
So what I'm trying to say here is, think back,
who told you you would not amount to anything?
Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
Right?
Speaker 10 (01:42:42):
And do you not think that those comments pushed you
just a little bit harder than some of the people
who are always clapping for you and always telling you're
doing a great job because you want to prove somebody wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:42:51):
Well, like, now I'm going to work harder.
Speaker 4 (01:42:53):
Well, okay, keep in mind, yeah, you know, using those
to help propel you, that's a smart way to do it.
But there are so many people who are told they're
going to amount to nothing and they live with it.
Speaker 3 (01:43:03):
Right, they buy it, They buy it. It's not true.
Speaker 4 (01:43:06):
Don't buy it, No, not at all.
Speaker 3 (01:43:07):
Do what I do be fueled by vengeance. It really
takes you far.
Speaker 4 (01:43:10):
Well, vengeance is kind of scary, Gandhi. But here's my point, though,
anyone who's listening right now, who is in high school
or younger or older doesn't matter, and you feel as
if you are surrounded by people who really truly have
it freaking together more than you ever will. It's not true,
you know, And every time I have talked to high
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school kids about how they're doing now, I always say,
whatever you're experiencing in this universe you're living in in
high school, that is all going to go away the
moment you graduate. Once you're out of high school and
you move on to college or wherever you're going after
high school, it's a whole new world, whole new set
of rules. And if you feel like you really were
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a failure in high school, you're almost guaranteed some sort
of great success beyond. I agree, it's true. I have
Ellen here, Hi Ellen, what's going on?
Speaker 22 (01:44:03):
Hi guys, how are you tod? I?
Speaker 4 (01:44:04):
Oh, you know, I'm doing even better now that you're
on the phone. Because you teach high school, you know
exactly what we're talking about.
Speaker 12 (01:44:09):
Right, Yeah.
Speaker 22 (01:44:11):
So every day, you know, we have kids that come
in and you know, you see those moments where a
kid says or does something and you realize that they
kind of they've just changed the course of their life
and their path and where they're going.
Speaker 3 (01:44:24):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (01:44:26):
Wow. I mean, so look at your high school education, Ellen,
how were you in high school versus how are you
the moment you got out of high school? How did
your world get better?
Speaker 22 (01:44:35):
Everything came naturally to me in high school. I got
good grads. I got all these and then when we
go to college, suddenly I was getting c's, d's, I
was failing classes. And it took a while, but eventually
I got back on track and I realized, you know,
no one's going to help me anymore, so you know
I need to help myself.
Speaker 4 (01:44:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 23 (01:44:53):
So it took me a little longer.
Speaker 22 (01:44:54):
To graduate college, but I did. I got my Dogelor's
a teacher. I got my master's, getting ready to go
for a second masters.
Speaker 4 (01:45:01):
And good for you. So, so your ditch happened. Uh,
you've filled into your ditch in college, but then you
pulled yourself out and you realized no one could do
it but you. That's great, Listen, Ellen, all these high
school students you deal with every day, always remind them, Hey,
there's a great life waiting for you. You got to
believe me. Just hang on right.
Speaker 22 (01:45:22):
Uh, you guess what I do? I actually I teach
in cleans. You know, some of our kids you just
feel like there's no ascuite for them. So every day
we just trying to help them find something. Well, what
are you interested in? And till we get you to where.
Speaker 7 (01:45:32):
You want to be.
Speaker 4 (01:45:33):
I love you, Ellen. You know I have the thing
for teachers. Fact, I'm hot for teacher. Listen, Dellen, thank
you for listening to us. Have a great day.
Speaker 23 (01:45:40):
Okay, you too, Thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:45:42):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (01:45:43):
I think it's really important too.
Speaker 10 (01:45:44):
It's great when people believe in you and they have
your back, but it's so much more important and difficult
to believe in yourself. And if you believe in yourself
a little bit, you're gonna end up finding the people
who do believe in you and have your back and
help you do the things that you want to do.
Speaker 4 (01:45:56):
There you go.
Speaker 9 (01:45:57):
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Speaker 4 (01:52:52):
So, Danielle, our girlfriend Gandhi is going through something that
we've all been through from time to time. Yes, look,
a good friend. You want, you want them to be happy,
you want them to be out there dating someone that's
cool for them. It just so happens you hate the
person they're dating. Cappen tough plenty of times. So it's
okay to talk about this, Yes.
Speaker 3 (01:53:12):
We can talk about it.
Speaker 10 (01:53:13):
I really dislike my friend's boyfriend, and it's really tricky
because I know my friend is just so in love,
so I don't know what to do. And at first
I thought, Okay, maybe it's a me thing and I'm
being a brat, I'm being possessive. I need to be
more open minded to the person. Every one of our
friends who has met this boyfriend hates them too.
Speaker 4 (01:53:32):
So what to do?
Speaker 3 (01:53:34):
Do I tell my friend, Hey, uh, your boyfriend really sucks?
Or do you just let it go? Because I know
I'm going to lose this battle?
Speaker 4 (01:53:40):
So you know, So what's so weird here is Gandhi.
You never ever hold back, And I think it's so
weird that your best friend you have not told this
best friend how you feel about the boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (01:53:51):
Because I know how much my friend is in love
with this person.
Speaker 4 (01:53:54):
That's a tough one.
Speaker 3 (01:53:55):
It's a tough one.
Speaker 11 (01:53:56):
She said she'll probably lose her friend if that she doesn't.
Speaker 10 (01:53:58):
I think I will, Like, I just know how the
relationship is. I know how smitten my friend is. I
think they're gonna get married.
Speaker 3 (01:54:05):
And I'm like, oh God, this dude, she's gonna be
part of my life forever.
Speaker 12 (01:54:10):
I guess she doesn't know how to be treated. Then
she must never have been in a relationship which she
knows that he has nicer.
Speaker 3 (01:54:16):
So it's tricky and like the boyfriend's not even nice
to the family, which to me is.
Speaker 4 (01:54:20):
The biggest run at So it's not you, it's not
a problem you have, it's this person's a bad person. Yeah,
all right, Hey, Rachel, are you there?
Speaker 17 (01:54:29):
Yeah, I'm yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:54:30):
So you're going through the same thing Gandhi's going through.
You hate your best friend's boyfriend. You argue with him
all the time, so they know it's no secret. They
know how you feel about him, right, yeah.
Speaker 17 (01:54:40):
No, and me and him, we do argue all the time.
He always thinks he's right. It's very annoying. So she
pulled me aside the other day and she goes, why
don't you like him? And I was like, I know,
you just got to have a relationship. He is a rebound.
He is not here forever. And she was like okay,
and she goes, well, can you tell me what you
don't like about him?
Speaker 31 (01:55:00):
Look at her, and I go, he crashed.
Speaker 17 (01:55:01):
Your brand new car and he did not pay you back.
Speaker 19 (01:55:04):
Let's just start with that.
Speaker 10 (01:55:05):
Okay, Well that's many fresh cars.
Speaker 4 (01:55:09):
But overall, he's just a not a bad guy. He's
not a good guy.
Speaker 17 (01:55:14):
No, he's not a good guy. And the reason he
was driving her cars because he doesn't have enough money
to put his car on the road. But I mean,
like whatever, I can still look past that. But the
other day we all went out, well, not the other day.
It was in December. We went out for Christmas dinner,
me and to my girlfriends. We all bring our significant others,
you know. She brought him and at the table, he
randomly started unbuttoning his shirt and we're like, what are
(01:55:36):
you doing? And he's like, Mortimer needs to join the party,
and we're.
Speaker 18 (01:55:40):
Like, who is he?
Speaker 17 (01:55:41):
He has a skull on his chest, it's a tattoo,
and he like randomly unbuttons it and says that he
needs to join.
Speaker 11 (01:55:47):
The party, telling her to run the other director.
Speaker 4 (01:55:52):
I don't know. I'm this guy. He and his friend Mortimer.
All right, so okay, okay. Does he treat your friend well?
I mean, is he good to her?
Speaker 31 (01:56:06):
Sometimes?
Speaker 24 (01:56:07):
But not always.
Speaker 17 (01:56:08):
He's let me start off also by saying he's still married.
He hasn't got a separation from his white.
Speaker 4 (01:56:13):
Are they living together? He and his wife?
Speaker 17 (01:56:16):
No, they're not living together, but they He says he
doesn't have enough money to separate from her. I don't
know if that's true or not, but he's still, like
I said, technically with his ex wife. He does live
on his own, but he also has like anger issues too.
And she's said that to me before, and I'm like, well,
what are you still doing?
Speaker 16 (01:56:35):
Then?
Speaker 20 (01:56:35):
She?
Speaker 17 (01:56:35):
I love her, I do, I just she does not
have the best choice when it comes to boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (01:56:39):
Well, you know, here's the thing, Well, one of the
many things. You know, it's your friend, and you know
she has decided through through all the bad points this
guy carries, she likes him. She she there's something there
and even though you feel like he is bad for her,
he's bad for everyone, including his skull Mortimer. You know
what I'm saying. You had you had to, like, you
(01:57:02):
have to back her up, and she's got to. She
has to learn her own lessons, you know. I mean,
I know you want to be a good friend.
Speaker 2 (01:57:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (01:57:08):
Am I wrong?
Speaker 4 (01:57:08):
Maybe I'm wrong?
Speaker 2 (01:57:09):
No, it's.
Speaker 3 (01:57:11):
You don't want to lose a friend.
Speaker 4 (01:57:13):
You don't want to lose your friends.
Speaker 17 (01:57:14):
Right, And that's the thing too. I feel like since
they started dating, me and her I hung out not
a lot anymore. And I don't know, it's just heartbreaking
because I feel like I am missing one of my
best friends, and it's I just, you know, I don't
feel like hanging out with him.
Speaker 24 (01:57:25):
That's really what it's.
Speaker 4 (01:57:27):
Well, here's here's another way of looking at it. What
if this guy was a great guy and you really
did approve, but you still saw your friend less. I mean,
you would still be upset you've come out.
Speaker 17 (01:57:35):
That would be that, Oh my gosh, that would be
totally fine. I wouldn't understand that. I just want her
to be happy in the end, and I want her
to be treated correctly to be happy. But if she's
not treated correctly, that's kind of the issue.
Speaker 11 (01:57:45):
And it's a lot of times you just have to
be careful too, because they'll say you're just jealous. You're
just jealous, you know, mind your business.
Speaker 17 (01:57:52):
Yeah, it's I don't know, it's it's me, it's our
other friends. It's her family too, like a family doesn't
like me either. It's just it's hard, all.
Speaker 4 (01:57:59):
Right, Okay, here's my thought, Rachel. As you know, you
heard Gandhi say the same thing you said. The difference
is is her best friend doesn't know how she feels
about the boyfriend. She keeps it quiet. She's afraid of
where that could go. She could lose her friend, her
best friend. So what advice, Rachel, do you have for Gandhi?
Speaker 17 (01:58:19):
Okay, well for me, she well, I mean, she flat
out asked me why I didn't like him, And you know,
I didn't say because I didn't say like he's discussing,
he's annoying. I didn't say anything like that. I just,
you know, flat out said a lot of us don't
like him. And that's when I told her, I feel
like he's your rebound and he's not your forever. Like
I put it in nicer terms, I guess than what
(01:58:40):
I could have, Like, I didn't want to. I don't
want to, like, you know, unload all this negative stuff
onto her. I was like, I was said what I thought,
but in a nicer way. You have to sugar quote
it a little bit, like, be very careful with the
words that you choose to tell her.
Speaker 4 (01:58:54):
So, so you're telling Gandhi, Gandhi, maybe you could sort
of drive down that road a little bit, but proceed
with caution.
Speaker 12 (01:59:03):
Maybe do a poop sandwich like positive about him and
then and then make something up okay, and then a positive.
Speaker 2 (01:59:11):
At the end.
Speaker 17 (01:59:12):
Right.
Speaker 4 (01:59:12):
Well, thank hey, Rachel, best of luck with you and
your friend, and we're gonna we're gonna make a poop
sandwich for Gandi. Thank you, thank you. Yeah, it's rough,
but she's she's not holding back.
Speaker 34 (01:59:20):
No.
Speaker 10 (01:59:21):
I was kind of thinking maybe I put it on
me and say, you know, so and so makes me uncomfortable.
I'm not really sure how to explain it, but I
feel weird around this person.
Speaker 3 (01:59:30):
Do you think that that would work?
Speaker 2 (01:59:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:59:32):
Versus he sucks. I don't like him, might fay?
Speaker 11 (01:59:34):
It's your problem?
Speaker 4 (01:59:37):
Hey, Katie, So you hate your brother's fiance's the worst
and in the words of Katie, you call her a
joyless wench.
Speaker 11 (01:59:45):
Oh god, I can't even imagine. And then you got
to live with the public.
Speaker 3 (01:59:50):
You've got no choice.
Speaker 11 (01:59:51):
Your's marrying her, so you have no choice.
Speaker 4 (01:59:54):
Yeah, this isn't this isn't even a dating situation. They're
getting married. So how do you feel about that?
Speaker 2 (01:59:59):
Ca?
Speaker 4 (02:00:00):
What are you doing? And have you told your brother?
Speaker 18 (02:00:01):
I feel sick over it. I feel absolutely sick, and
I feel terrible for my brother because I feel like
it's just similar to Rachel. It's a rebound gone wrong. Oh,
it just went awry and my brother is a great guy,
but he's terribly lazy and he just doesn't want to,
I think, move on. So I oh, and I have
(02:00:24):
told him how I felt.
Speaker 7 (02:00:25):
Our entire family.
Speaker 4 (02:00:27):
Now, you know, look, if you told your brother how
you feel about his fancy, if your family's told him,
there's nothing else you can do, because at some point
you got to let them live their lives. And if
they're making a mistake, they have to make their mistake.
You know, you got to stop chasing that car. You know,
there's only so much you can do. Yeah, it really is.
And after a while it turns into your problem.
Speaker 2 (02:00:46):
You know.
Speaker 11 (02:00:46):
It's like, could there be something that maybe you don't
see about her that.
Speaker 14 (02:00:50):
He sees that's good, you know what.
Speaker 18 (02:00:52):
That's interesting. And that's what I was going to ask Gandhi,
what does she think her friend sees in this guy
that makes her happy so in love with him?
Speaker 2 (02:01:00):
Well?
Speaker 16 (02:01:01):
Why why is she so in love with him?
Speaker 18 (02:01:03):
And that's what I want to say to my brother, like,
why what is it about her that you think is
so wonderful that we're not seeing?
Speaker 4 (02:01:09):
It's a fair question.
Speaker 10 (02:01:10):
Yeah, I think with my friend, what this person sees
in the boyfriend is just a completely different version of
a human than they've ever been in contact with. It's
you know, this person is a different race and just
comes from a completely different background and is introducing my
friend to all of these new things, which I appreciate
that stuff, and I get it.
Speaker 3 (02:01:28):
Yeah, this guy just sucks.
Speaker 4 (02:01:31):
At the end of the day, the guy just sucks.
I will Katie best of luck with your family. But
like I said, you know, you can only beat your
head against the wall so much. Did you gotta find
a way to let it go.
Speaker 3 (02:01:41):
I'm trying.
Speaker 10 (02:01:42):
I'm really trying to let it go because I've had
conference calls with my friends who are on the same
page about this, like what do we do?
Speaker 3 (02:01:48):
Yeah, and everyone has come to the same conclusion.
Speaker 27 (02:01:50):
We do nothing.
Speaker 3 (02:01:50):
We just have to be there for the fallout when
it happens.
Speaker 4 (02:01:52):
Yeah, it's all you can do. Hey, Chris, hi, Hi,
You've lost three friends because of this. You did not
they were dating and you obviously you said something and
that's why you lost your friends.
Speaker 32 (02:02:04):
Not quiet.
Speaker 4 (02:02:05):
Yeah, okay, So would you do it again? If a
friend number four comes up with a with a crappy boyfriend,
are you going to say something or have you kind
of learned your lesson to sit back or maneuver differently.
Speaker 31 (02:02:15):
I would still probably say something like, honestly, I think
it was worth it because they, like in all of
those situations, they were putting their partner before their friends,
and I was like, hey, this isn't a good situation.
You know, you're taking everything that they're saying and they're
doing over top of what we're trying to help you,
you know, and they you know, they decided to cut
(02:02:38):
me out instead, is how I see it ultimately, So well.
Speaker 4 (02:02:41):
How much more could you have done? What else can
you do other than say what's on your mind?
Speaker 17 (02:02:45):
I mean you can't, Yeah, exactly, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (02:02:48):
There's only so much you can do. I always thought,
and it's this is this is maybe Pollyanna ish of me.
If you have a problem with something I'm doing or
the way I'm doing it, give me the give me
the evidence, tell me what it is. That's all you
can do. I have to at that point figure it
out on my own, right otherwise it's going to drive
you crazy, to drive everyone crazy.
Speaker 31 (02:03:09):
I don't want you to lose friends because the second
the second friend that I lost, I went about it
completely the wrong way. Like I was pretty much sting
to both of them behind each other's backs, trying to
break them up. And it worked for a second, and
then they got back together and then yeah, that was a.
Speaker 4 (02:03:23):
Really bad sit Wait wait, wait, how did you try
to break them up? I'm curious, like, like, what did
you do?
Speaker 2 (02:03:29):
Well?
Speaker 31 (02:03:29):
They like they had an age of difference, and they
had religious differences, which wouldn't have been a big deal
if he wasn't constantly trying to like convert her and
I yeah, so I was trying to tell him, like,
if you can't wake up every day next to this
person that you believe could be going to hell, then
like that's a problem. And he was like, well, we'll
(02:03:51):
cross that bridge when we get to it. And I'm like,
but it's been like a year and a half, so
you could probably figure that out.
Speaker 4 (02:03:56):
We'll cross that bridge to hell when we get to it.
Exactly what Chris is saying. She's lost three friends over this,
and she's willing to lose another one if she has to.
But all right, you know you can. It's the old
lead the horse to water thing. You know, there's only
so much you can do. Chris, thanks for listening to us.
I appreciate you listening to your viewpoint.
Speaker 31 (02:04:14):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4 (02:04:15):
There you go.
Speaker 9 (02:04:16):
Bizarre, creepy and unsettling.
Speaker 11 (02:04:19):
That's just so disturbing, like he used his mouth as
a weapon.
Speaker 28 (02:04:22):
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Speaker 4 (02:04:33):
All right, we're done, we're out of time. We'll see
you next time, so make sure you're here with us
until then. Say peace out of everybody.
I just pray, thank you do's for everything you do.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I listen to you every morning when I'm working in
and oh, thank you man.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
I appreciate that you guys, that's totally me my morning.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
I wake up to you every.
Speaker 5 (00:11):
Morning and you and I love you, guys.
Speaker 6 (00:13):
I love you.
Speaker 7 (00:14):
I love you every morning.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm like a hundred Falcon Louth per hour because I
love you, guy.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
I love that you'll.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
Come in love lady, you come.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Daddy loves you, you come, get ready for your day.
Speaker 8 (00:34):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (00:37):
Elvis ter Wran in the Morning show.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
So just in passing uh straight eight says so a Gandhi, Danielle,
do you have your old diaries from when you were
a kid sitting around your house? So Gandhi says, wait
a minute, I do have my diary from seventh grade,
and we're like, oh, gold mine. So Gandhi went and
grabbed the look she's showing in and there's she went
(01:00):
and grabbed her diary and started reading it. And she
made the most crazy discovery in her seventh grade diary.
I mean, blow you away discovery.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I can't believe it. So I've told you, guys before.
Speaker 10 (01:15):
My boyfriend and I met when I was in sixth grade.
We rode the bus together. He was a neighbor, he
lived in my neighborhood. But we were not nice to
each other. We were, in fact, very mean to each other.
And apparently one of, if not more, of the incidents
have been documented in my diary, and I just opened
it up and started dying, like, oh my god. First
(01:37):
of all, kids are horrible to each other, right, And
second of all, Brendan, I'm sorry. I was just as
mean to you as you.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Were to me.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
This is horrible.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
So you guys, you knew each other as a excuse
me seventh graders, and then you all you went your
separate ways for years and years and years, right, yes,
And then how did you guys reconnect several years ago?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I mean, we didn't end on terrible terms.
Speaker 10 (01:57):
He moved, and then I moved not too long after,
and then of course social media, so we found each
other and we sort of just kept in touch that
way over the years. We would talk about shoes and
stupid things, and you know, he had his whole life
and I had my whole life. And then he came
to New York and he posted a picture right down
the street from where we work. So I commented and
was like, really, Brandon, you're going to be right down
the street. You're not going to say hi. And he
(02:18):
was like, oh my god, Yeah, come on, let's go
look around the city and see what's going on. And
then from that point on, here we are.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
That's so awesome. But anyway, Gandhi just read an entry
from this diary about interactions between Brandon and her seventh
grade that our mind blowing fabulous. Do you want to
read it? Do you want to read one line? Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Just one line? Okay?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Well, also read to them what you read. It was,
this is shocking. Keep in mind this is seventh grade.
Kids are awful to each other.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I actually think this was this was sixth grade. So
here we go.
Speaker 10 (02:56):
So today it was a very good day until I
got on the bus. This a this f hole named
Brandon kept telling me people were talking about me and
saying stuff like I smelled. So me, being the vocal
person that I am, started in on him, telling him
he wore the same f and clothes every f and day.
That really got him mad. So he said, whatever you
(03:17):
smell like some nasty Indian odor. I could have taken anything.
He dished out, except for that every time somebody says
something about my family or my culture, I either cry
or punch him. Today I waited until he got off
the bus and cried. I've only punched one person in
the face.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
This is your boyfriend, this is the guy that you're
you're in love with. Now this is my name.
Speaker 10 (03:40):
Yeah, apparently the person I punched in the face was
talking crap about my dad and sister at a football game.
So I let him have it so hard I made
his cheek bleed. I've never regretted it, and I do
it again. Well, I'm all cooled off after soccer.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Practice and writing to you and talking to my friends.
Gotta go see you later.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
This is awesome.
Speaker 11 (04:02):
Oh my gosh, wow sane.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Oh my god.
Speaker 12 (04:07):
See this is how sometimes boys and girls, you know,
flirt with each other.
Speaker 11 (04:11):
There's so me.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
It's dear Diary day. You can text us like a
line or two from your diary, a fifty five if
you want, look at this one. I found my diary
from middle school and I reflected on this new kid,
Justin Bieber, and how cute he was. It was crazy.
So I guess she went to school with Justin bieber. Wow,
(04:35):
a lot of people are texting in there gone their
their diary entries. It's really interesting. Anyway, go ahead, I
want to hear those.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
On the side of this diary.
Speaker 10 (04:43):
I'm holding it up to the zoom room so you
guys can see it. It says I love Craig King
way much.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Do you remember Craig Craig King.
Speaker 10 (04:52):
I saw Craig King in a really sad situation over
our vacation.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Actually his older sister passed way and then went to
the funeral.
Speaker 10 (05:01):
So yes, I did see Craig and he's still wonderful
and an amazing human being. And no, I don't still
love him way much like that. I do love him
way much.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
But not like that like the diary heard. Here's one
dear diary in my junior here of high school. I
think I'm in love with mister teacher. Side note, he
was arrested for boinking students the next year. Oh my,
there you go boinking. But listen to this. How sweet
this is, dear diary. Today, I saw a boy and
(05:30):
I wonder if he noticed me. He took my breath away?
Oh and then that's so romantic. But in Gandhi's in
Gandhi's diary. He's this f hole name Brandon. Sixth grade.
Speaker 10 (05:46):
He he just sent me the longest, like most adorable
apology about my diary entry from sixth grade, like I'm
holding it against him, and by the way, I might
have left out some of the horrible things that I
also said to him. So he has this like amazing
scar slash mark on the side of his face.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I love it.
Speaker 10 (06:05):
It's my favorite thing about his face. Apparently in my
sixth grade anger, I told him it looked like a
bird pooped on his face every day.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
The way that you and Brandon talked to each other
in sixth grade was total flirting.
Speaker 11 (06:18):
You can yes, yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Maybe not the part where he called you a smelly Indian.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
That part his face looks like poop.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Then she God, it was so awful. I'm kind of
troubled by a text that just came in.
Speaker 13 (06:33):
They said that in the fifth grade, their mom said
that they read her diary. She read her diary because
the diary said I was in love with a boy,
So she took the diary away from her. Now, is
that going to like prevent her from having those thoughts? Like,
you know, you don't get to write these things.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
But that's awful. You don't do that to your kid. Well,
I will tell you some other person sens of text
and saying her mother gave her a diary. It was
a traps. This is why the way her mother kept
up whether her Andrea on line twenty four really is
that what happened? Andrea, she gave you a diary and
it was a trap so she could spy on you.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
She gave it to me as a guest, and you know,
I wrote, and I wrote personal things in it, and
I had a lock in it. But I came back
to it one day and she had wrote me a
little note at it about how she read everything.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Is a traumatizing, traumatizing for you.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
It was, yeah, I'll never write my thoughts down over
again in a diary.
Speaker 12 (07:29):
My mom mused to just pick up the phone on
the other end and she would just listen, and I'd
hear breath and I'd be.
Speaker 14 (07:35):
Like, what the what are you doing? And her answer.
Speaker 12 (07:37):
Would be, how else am I supposed to know what's
going on? I'm like, are you serious?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Right now?
Speaker 15 (07:42):
All right?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Andrea? Thank you for calling. Have a good day today, Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 16 (07:47):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Guys, thank you so much. Have a great day.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Thank you. You know, looking at this diary situation with
Brandon Gandhi's current boyfriend and past bully, actually it sounds
like you were the bull.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I think it was mutual combat. I really do.
Speaker 10 (08:03):
I mean, I know me and I know little me,
and she wasn't. I think I'm a lot nicer now, so.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
She had to be.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
That's what he said too. He's like, you had to
have started it. I remembered everybody I hated, I never
hated you. You started it.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
But someone else sent us a text saying that her
bully from sixth grade is now her husband. So there
you have Molly on my twenty three. Let's talk. Let's
talk about Molly's diary. Hey Molly, Hi, how are you
doing well? So you had a rating scale in your diary?
What was that all about?
Speaker 16 (08:35):
I did?
Speaker 17 (08:35):
I had a rating scale on which WWF wrestlers were
the hottest.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Where was Macho Man Randy Savage?
Speaker 18 (08:46):
Oh?
Speaker 19 (08:46):
I think that was a little bit before my time.
Speaker 20 (08:48):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Sorry, So you were more like the rock.
Speaker 21 (08:52):
Yeah, the Raw.
Speaker 22 (08:53):
Actually, Triple h was the hottest.
Speaker 23 (08:55):
He was my favorite.
Speaker 24 (08:56):
He was number one.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
That's so cool. Do you still have your diary?
Speaker 19 (09:02):
I do.
Speaker 22 (09:03):
Actually, when we moved, I found it and I kind
of hit it in our.
Speaker 18 (09:07):
Entertainment center so that my husband wouldn't find it. O.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Man, wow, I just got a text Molly. It says
I knew that my dad was reading my diary, so
I wrote in it I was having sex with my
boyfriend just to make it mad.
Speaker 25 (09:20):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 10 (09:24):
One of my very best friends when we were in
eighth grade. We were supposed to go and have spring
break together and she and her diary wrote a list
of every guy that she had made out with, or
hooked up with, or done anything with, and her mom
found it. She wasn't allowed to go on spring break
with me anymore or hang out with me because somehow
it was my fault.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I wasn't doing that stuff. It was only her.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
But yeah, Molly, thank you for calling, and good luck
with your your hotness scale with the w wrestlers. Thanks
for listening. Our own Daniel Dillello is on line twenty four.
Speaker 16 (09:57):
Oa are you going.
Speaker 15 (10:02):
I miss you guys so much. I gotta tell you
it's been devastating without you. My life has been devastating.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
So your mother, she read your diary and when you
were a little girl.
Speaker 15 (10:16):
Oh twice. She read that book twice, I.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
So much.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
What made her the most mad?
Speaker 15 (10:27):
Well, I was a cheerleader, and so I had at
a boysfriend. I was like fifteen, and so my mother
she wouldn't really let me hang out with him. So
I would lie and say I had cheerleading practice, and
I would go ride my bike to his house. She
(10:49):
reads my diary and she goes, so, where why you
last Thursday? I said, I was a cheerleading practice. No
you weren't. Somebody You told me you were at Dave's house,
I said, Jave, I broke up with Dave.
Speaker 22 (11:06):
Meanwhile, she read my diary.
Speaker 15 (11:08):
I was there every Thursday.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Just listen to I can listen to Daniel DELI just
tell the story. What were you doing in Dave's house
on Thursdays?
Speaker 26 (11:20):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (11:21):
Ge Okay, Troggy.
Speaker 15 (11:23):
I'm not saying that on the air because it's inappropriate,
but I'll text it to you later.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Daniel, Well, I love you. I love you. You have
a great day. I'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 15 (11:39):
Okay, all right, sounds great? Take care all right?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Scary?
Speaker 13 (11:45):
Don't diaries have locks and keys in the world?
Speaker 14 (11:51):
Did you take a Bobby Pennon?
Speaker 11 (11:53):
Can open that up?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Come on, you had one of these.
Speaker 13 (11:55):
It was a pink diary with a heart, and I
remember that it had a little fold over with a
little tiny king and you can get in that. Oh yeah,
you could sneeze on it.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
It would open, all right, I know that you al so, guys.
Speaker 9 (12:06):
Justin Bieber here, Hi, missus, Mariah Carrey.
Speaker 27 (12:09):
My name is Alex Horne.
Speaker 9 (12:11):
Elvis Durant in the Morning show.
Speaker 28 (12:21):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
It's froggy, Oh, froggy, Yes, that's right. What's your phone
tap all about?
Speaker 8 (12:31):
Ashley wrote in she wanted us to phone tap her dad, Daniel.
Ashley is enrolled in summer school. Things maybe did not
go as plan this year, and her father's been less
than thrilled. So she thought it would be funny if
we called them a school to tell her dad that
she's been skipping class in summer school as well.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
You should never do this to a dad, I know.
All right, Let's see what happens in Froggies phone tap.
Let's listen in.
Speaker 8 (12:54):
Hello, h yeah, I'm looking for Daniel please freaky Hi.
Daniels is principal planing? Is it over from looks after?
What says about we've got your daughter actually here enrolled
in summer school, which I'm sure you're aware. Yes, Mom,
she's not here today and she hasn't been here for
a week.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Sir, that's impossible because I've been taking her there every day.
Speaker 8 (13:16):
Another one of these guys. You know, if your daughter
wasn't in summer school, we wouldn't be having this.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
One of these guys, what does that mean?
Speaker 8 (13:23):
Well, let's be honest, summer school is not exactly say is.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
That the talk to a parent who takes his kid.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
To school every day? Another one of these.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
If you were parenting your daughter, she wouldn't be in
summer school.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I mean, over there, who are you to tell me
how I'm parenting? Are you kidding me? I've been taking
at ten to eight every day.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
I can tell you that your daughter has not attended
class in exactly seven classes, which would be a week
and a half.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Well, that's news to me, and I don't believe you
know what you're talking about. But I will talk to
my daughter and I'll get to the bottom of this.
I will talk to her myself.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
Had she attended the regular classes that our tax dollars
pay for every day.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
She would have to be here in summer.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
So I drop her off every damn good I drop
her off.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
Well, maybe as a daddy you should hold her him
and walk her to close.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yes, I had enough of your dad's reviews.
Speaker 8 (14:11):
I'd be more than happy to add you to my
blog that I write about how exactly to have a
successful child in today's world.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
He's really upset.
Speaker 18 (14:20):
Oh my god, I'm like scared to go home today.
Speaker 8 (14:22):
Now, all right, so here's the deal. Here's what we're
gonna do. We're gonna call him back and we'll give
him We'll give him a couple of minutes.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
To like settle down.
Speaker 18 (14:27):
My dad, he's calling me right now.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
I don't answer. Don't answer it.
Speaker 8 (14:30):
I'll call him back and then I'm gonna be quiet
and you talk to him, and let's see what he says.
Speaker 29 (14:35):
Okay, Oh, hold on a second, what are you that
out of school?
Speaker 16 (14:45):
What?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I just got a call up for the principal thing.
You haven't been at school for two weeks, dad.
Speaker 29 (14:49):
I don't know why he'd say that I'm at school
right now.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I just okay, you're at school. I'm on my way
over there right now. I'm gonna talk to you in person.
See what's going on if you're at school.
Speaker 29 (14:57):
He saw me walk into school this morning.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I'm coming over there now. I got I'll be over
there and send.
Speaker 29 (15:02):
Then love Ciento, love Ciento.
Speaker 16 (15:05):
See I'm right now.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I just what are you saying?
Speaker 5 (15:08):
It means I'm sorry. And then, as I just learned it,
I'm in class and a square.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
You're not in a square. This is as I'm coming
over right now.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Hold on one second.
Speaker 29 (15:18):
Can you just give me a little smaller in these jeans?
Speaker 4 (15:20):
He said, Oh my god, you're shopping right now.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I'm just.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I don't I can't understand.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You don't even talk to me anymore.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Don't even say a word.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I swear to God, Ashley, you.
Speaker 18 (15:32):
Are granded for the rest of the fucking summer.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
I've had it, Dad, Dad, do this? Hey Dad, it's
Froggy's real esty grand at the morning show.
Speaker 28 (15:42):
It's phone tap, Dad, I got you, Okay, funny, Ashley,
where the hell are you?
Speaker 18 (15:53):
And that's school and that's cool.
Speaker 23 (15:56):
That's a job, very funny, very funny.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Gay sank I needed this during today, great day for this.
Speaker 9 (16:03):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 30 (16:06):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.
Speaker 28 (16:10):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show, Elvis Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
We have the best interns in the world. Intern Ali
is fantastic. But I learned something through her homework. I
don't know. And where is Ali? Is she here? Okay?
Ali has lived a life of what twenty years? Nineteen
twenty years? She just turned twenty of not having a
lot of life experience. Really, and I'm not talking about,
(16:45):
you know, being married and owning a house. I'm talking
about some simple things in life. Good morning, Ali, How
are you?
Speaker 31 (16:50):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Mama?
Speaker 32 (16:51):
Come on in Ray, How are you?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Did Gandhi? Just call you Mama? Yeah?
Speaker 32 (16:55):
Sure, Hey, hey Mom.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
So anyway you wrote that I love this. It's called
never have I ever? Oh, it's a list of things
you've never done in your twenty years.
Speaker 32 (17:06):
Of ye just twenty years old.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
You've never watched a full season of a TV show
that wasn't a reality series.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Correct?
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Yeah, you never watched a full series of a scripture.
Speaker 17 (17:17):
No.
Speaker 33 (17:17):
I watched a little bit of New Girl and then
someone spoiled the ending for me, so then I never
finished it. Same thing with Jane the Virgin and other
than that.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
No, okay, all right, You've never seen any of the
following movies. Titanic nope, The Lion King no, any of
the Star Wars movies.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
No.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
You think you saw half of a Harry Potter.
Speaker 33 (17:36):
Yeah, when I was younger, but it really scared me,
so I never went back to it.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
You never seen Forrest Gump, No Aladdin, no Incredibles one,
Incredibles two, Yeah, never Lord of the Rings, no Pirates
of the Caribbean nope.
Speaker 32 (17:48):
Right, yeah, I know it's kind of bad.
Speaker 33 (17:50):
Well, I went through a phase when I was probably
like seven years old. I've into my junior year of
high school where movies made me cry a lot.
Speaker 32 (17:56):
It was just emotional for me.
Speaker 33 (17:58):
So then I never I mean it was probably good,
like a good release, but I just never watched them.
And then when I got old and I started get
like fun going to the movie theaters with my friends
and I had more time in college, it's become more
of a thing.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
By the way, I must say, does it make you
any different or less of a person if you don't
see movies?
Speaker 34 (18:14):
Right.
Speaker 33 (18:14):
Well, I'm always into music, and i'd watch your interviews
on like YouTube when i'd be in my room.
Speaker 32 (18:18):
That's what I would do rather than watching TV.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Let's talk about your eating habits.
Speaker 32 (18:22):
Okay, yeah, do you.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Do you eat a lot of fast food?
Speaker 35 (18:24):
No?
Speaker 33 (18:25):
No, I'm actually pretty healthy, but I'm just extremely picky.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
So you've never been to Chipotle, your act Taco Bell, Yeah,
White Castle, Yep, you've never been to Del Taco, five Guys,
Panda Express, Jimmy John's Sonic.
Speaker 33 (18:38):
I mean, I've been in like the rooms before, but
I just never order anything.
Speaker 32 (18:42):
I just take whatever.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
I You just go for the ambiance.
Speaker 32 (18:44):
Yeah, to join my friends the experience exactly.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Little Caesar's Pizza Hunt.
Speaker 33 (18:50):
No, actually I never even knew what Little Caesars was,
and then I was looking up all the fast food
chats and I found online.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
So internally says that now that she's in her twentieth year,
she made a branch branch out in try non Italian,
non American fans.
Speaker 35 (19:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 33 (19:03):
Wow, I actually just went to the nutrition this the
other day because I'm so picky and I'm really trying
to figure this out.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Okay, Nicky, about what you want to eat. There's nothing
wrong as long as you're getting the nutrients you need, right,
try to.
Speaker 33 (19:13):
Eat salad like every single day for lunch and dinner, okay, basically.
Speaker 11 (19:17):
Yeah, okay, all right, nothing wrong with I like meat?
Do you like like?
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Well?
Speaker 33 (19:21):
I like chicken and I like red meat, but I
try to have as little as possible, so I'll like
treat myself when I go to a nice steakhouse.
Speaker 32 (19:27):
Yeah that's once in a.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
While, okay, right now, So aally, you're basically living a
life that we should all be living, right.
Speaker 33 (19:34):
I don't know though, because sometimes my friends will go
out for sushi and then I'll have to think twice
about it and be like, well, what can I bring
from my home to bring there so I can still
join in on the fun.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
A lot of sushi places have chicken, you know, I mean.
Speaker 33 (19:47):
Yeah, yeah, I think it makes my life easier if
I liked more foods.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
With this list and the fact that we're reading it
all the air, obviously we find it. We find it,
We find it interesting.
Speaker 32 (19:57):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Do you feel like you've been missing out on anything
in life? For you?
Speaker 33 (20:02):
I don't feel like I've been missing out on the
whole movies thing. Sometimes I want to watch the movies.
That's so I can participate in like pop culture conversations,
but not.
Speaker 32 (20:10):
Really with the movies, but with food.
Speaker 25 (20:12):
I do.
Speaker 33 (20:12):
And I've been on such a mission to like more things,
and like people have told me to try it more
than once, prepare in different ways, and I try it
and then I just don't like it. So I do
feel like I'm missing out on that because I see
everyone else having joy.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
But but you don't think of it out You may
be missing out on it, but you feel like you're
you're failing at something. Do you feel like.
Speaker 33 (20:32):
You're because I truly am content with the food I eat.
I just wish there was more variety, So yeah, I
mean yeah, May.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
I give you some advice from your I would love
that grandfather Elvis?
Speaker 32 (20:41):
Please?
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Who cares what anyone else thinks. As long as you're
going through life happy and h okay, but here's the
key word. As long as you're going through life feeling
fulfilled with whatever it is you're doing in life, and
it has nothing to do with food or theaters, then
you're winning. You know what I'm saying. I totally agree
with you, So not to get too personal, because we
don't know each other that Well, what do you find
(21:03):
in life that makes you feel fulfilled?
Speaker 32 (21:05):
And you Oh my god, so many things.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
What do you love? What are you passion do I love?
Speaker 32 (21:09):
I'm passionate about music.
Speaker 33 (21:11):
I'm passionate about my family and my friends, and just
creating a sense of balance in my life that is
filled with going on adventures, traveling, trying new foods, just
things that gave me a sense of adventure and fun.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Uh.
Speaker 32 (21:24):
Other passions.
Speaker 33 (21:25):
I mean, I have a lot of goals, like I
want to learn how to play the guitar or the piano.
That'd be a nice school going forward. I'm getting back
into exercise and I've become passionate about that, right.
Speaker 32 (21:33):
Yeah, so just different things. I think in high school.
Speaker 33 (21:35):
When I was in high school, I had so much homework,
and I always spent so much time reading and studying,
and I would listen to all all you guys when
I was doing my homework. And then now that I've
gone to college and I have more time and more balance,
I'm just passionate about like living life to the fullest things.
Speaker 32 (21:51):
Yeah, thank you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
I wish I didn't like all the food I liked.
Speaker 33 (21:55):
My mom always has everything in moderation, and then my
nutrition is said that you have to make sure your
food is tony percent joyful. It can't just be healthy.
You have to get enjoyment out of it.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
There you go. Yeah, I think you were amazing.
Speaker 32 (22:05):
Now that you I think you're amazing.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Thank you. And I'm not saying our opinion really matters,
but I'm just saying that it's it's so great to
hear someone who's so so unapologetically loves the path they're on,
even though it may not be the same as we
want them to be on or whatever. Who cares, right,
I think that's great. It's great for anyone and everyone
listening to our show to understand it. Whatever you're doing
and you're enjoying, yeah, you should never apologize for it.
Speaker 32 (22:30):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
What do you want to do, Let's say, five years
from now, it's just, oh my god, I maybe possibly.
Speaker 32 (22:34):
Oh Man.
Speaker 33 (22:35):
For the longest time, like since I was eleven years old,
I was really convinced that I want to work in
the music industry and radio entertainment in some capacity. And
I've been really lucky to have some opportunities like this
that have given me more clarity, But honestly, I like
I look forward to figuring it out, exploring more, because
that's the keep an open mind, We'll see.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
You never know where the universe is going in.
Speaker 35 (22:53):
Yeah, you never know anything.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Where the universe is going to take you. It's okay,
just submit it, let it take you.
Speaker 33 (22:57):
All right, Thank you, Ali, Thanks guys, I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Was all welly cool.
Speaker 28 (23:01):
Yeah, seriously, we're rolling Sauce on the Side episode Jess
What Number.
Speaker 9 (23:07):
It's a podcast hosted by Gandhi.
Speaker 28 (23:11):
Open your free iHeartRadio app, search for Sauce on the
Side and listen today.
Speaker 9 (23:15):
Yeah, Elvis Duran.
Speaker 36 (23:17):
In the Morning Show, Elvis Dan, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
All right, all right, uh hit the jingle. Scariest time
for the topic train the Elvis topic Traine.
Speaker 37 (23:36):
Today is the Elvis topic Tray, Elop.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
I mean, the question is why talk about one thing
when you can talk about several different things at the
same time, and you get to choose which topic you
want to talk about. All right, call Nate, let's set
it up. I'll give you the topic. Don't call yet,
wait till you hear the topics. Okay, topic Number one,
are you venmost stalking your significant other or someone else?
(24:08):
Please tell us why and why you're doing it both
or anyway, and what you found. I want to know
what you found. Are you venmo stalking someone? Okay, so far,
so good?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:21):
All right? Have you ever been beard fished where he
was so hot or maybe she was so hot with
a beard and then when they shaved it off, you're like, ooh,
I don't know, or maybe you were hat fished? Okay?
Another question on the on the topic train, what did
you learn from TikTok? There's so much to learn there, right?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeap?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
What did you learn for TikTok? Here's my favorite? If
you could smell things on Google? What would you google?
Speaker 14 (24:50):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Oh, I have one? Can I say it?
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (24:52):
It is Jason Momoa because I really want him to
smell good, but I just have this feeling that he
smells really bad.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
So yeah, you can use people if you uh what
if you could smell things or people on Google? What
would you google? And finally, have you ever been caught
speeding because you're listening to a song that made you speed?
What song was it? I want to hear from you?
Speaker 11 (25:13):
The elvist topic train, the Elvis topic trays.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Let's get into it. Let's just jump right into it,
all right. I don't know where to start. We're gonna
start at line eleven. Right, you got to help me out, guys.
It's Trish. Hey, Trish, Hey, how are you?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Good morning?
Speaker 16 (25:37):
What's going on with you?
Speaker 25 (25:39):
I'm driving to work and that's uh, it's a great day.
Speaker 18 (25:42):
And uh, I always am in a great mood listening
to you guys. And I had to call in with
my story.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Which topic are you calling in about, Trish?
Speaker 16 (25:50):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
The how you were fished?
Speaker 7 (25:54):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Beard fish or or or hatfished?
Speaker 22 (25:57):
I was costume fished a Halloween.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Cost What happened, Trish?
Speaker 18 (26:05):
I'm sure that's really common.
Speaker 22 (26:07):
So I I met this guy through some friends. He
was dressed as Zoro, and.
Speaker 25 (26:13):
And then we went out on a date and I
literally felt deflated, like, oh, okay, I like him better
as Zoro.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Are you saying he went from zero to zero? Maybe?
Oh my god, not quite, but totally totally messed up
that joke. Well, so you know what, sometimes you know,
in costume it's more mysterious and Zoro.
Speaker 19 (26:40):
Yeah, yeah, yes exactly.
Speaker 18 (26:44):
But I I was the energizer bunny. So I don't
know what the attraction was there.
Speaker 25 (26:49):
I guess I could keep going because I could keep
going and going.
Speaker 19 (26:52):
I guess.
Speaker 11 (26:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Okay, all right, Tris, thanks for calling. We appreciate it.
You have a great day.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Okay, you too, Bye bye?
Speaker 4 (27:00):
All right, Sherry on line ten, Welcome to the topic train.
It's good to have you here, Sherry. How are you
feeling good?
Speaker 25 (27:05):
Good?
Speaker 11 (27:06):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (27:07):
You're doing so great to talk to you. It's a
pleasure talking to you.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
Now.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Which one of our topics you're calling about?
Speaker 11 (27:12):
I'm the speeding listening to a song?
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Isn't that funny? And we were talking about this in
the room earlier. You can hear a song and start
speeding up in your car, but you don't know you're
doing it. The song is making you accelerate, So you
have one that makes you speed.
Speaker 38 (27:27):
Yes, it's all we Sammy Hagar.
Speaker 9 (27:28):
I can't drive fifty five.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Of course, that's a natural. I mean, that's like it
just it just makes sense.
Speaker 9 (27:37):
So yeah, it's it's terrible.
Speaker 38 (27:39):
I was going ninety and a forty five.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Oh my god, I still have your license? Wow? You
do have mynse were you pulled over it, but.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Not Wow, I'm glad you caught it, Sherry, because that
a ninety and a forty five is probably a steep
price to pay. Thank you, thank you for listening to us.
It's slow down. Don't listen to samey, Haygar. There's more
of a story. Michelle in line eight. Let's see, hey Michelle.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Hello, hello lady, Well, hello.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Lady, how are you feeling good?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Good?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
So which topic are you calling about?
Speaker 39 (28:18):
About?
Speaker 9 (28:18):
The speeding?
Speaker 4 (28:19):
Okay, what made you speed?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
It wasn't a song.
Speaker 38 (28:23):
I was actually listening to a race car race and
listening to the engines. I started accelerating and I got
snabbed for eighty five and a sixty five. But because
I was honest and told him that I was listening
to the Nath car race, he let me go with
the following two quotes.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Wow, so the officer bought into that logic. That's kind
of funny.
Speaker 38 (28:50):
Yeah, he was dying. He was like, I have to say,
a chick listening to a nathcar race and speeding.
Speaker 18 (28:56):
On the highlight, I gotta let you go with the following.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Okay, no no argument here, officer. I love how you
were listening to NASCAR. You actually thought you were driving
in NASCAR, so there's an issue. Oh yeah, all right, Michelle,
thanks for listening to us. I'm glad you got off
with a warmer.
Speaker 14 (29:12):
You have a good day.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Guy two Lady Lyne eighteen is Jordan. This is a lot.
We have a lot of these speeding calls coming in.
You got one too, right, Jordan, Yes, Hello, good morning
and good morning. What song makes you speed up without
actually realizing you're speeding up?
Speaker 21 (29:29):
Well, my girlfriend and iran a road trip and the
song I walked five hundred miles enough?
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Are you driving right now.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
On the train?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Good, you turned it off. Doesn't matter that song makes
you speed. You must have been really into it.
Speaker 34 (29:51):
Well, it doesn't make me speed, but we were.
Speaker 25 (29:53):
Just so into the song that we were speeding.
Speaker 9 (29:56):
And so now whenever it comes on and we're both
in the car.
Speaker 17 (29:59):
Or whoever, straight, I can just look at each other
and slow down regardless wherever we're at.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
All right, I'm gonna be five hundred miles by Proclaimers.
I've never heard that one before. Thank you, Jordan, thanks
for listening to us.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Yes, thanks, some great day guys.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Line four is Mary. I think we have a different
topic finally, because that that one was taking off big time.
Speaker 14 (30:17):
Hey Mary, Hey, good morning, guys.
Speaker 9 (30:19):
How are you.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
We're doing well? We're doing well.
Speaker 11 (30:22):
Yeah, I'm so excited.
Speaker 14 (30:23):
I was talking to you guys.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
You make my morning every day, my ride into work.
Speaker 18 (30:27):
I love listening to you.
Speaker 9 (30:28):
I'll you make my morning.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Well, thank god, someone's listening to this stuff. Mary, Thank
god you're there. All right, Which topic are you calling about?
Speaker 38 (30:35):
So I'm calling about TikTok over the pandemic.
Speaker 11 (30:39):
I learned how to use TikTok.
Speaker 9 (30:41):
My daughter taught me. I'm going to be forty.
Speaker 37 (30:43):
Next month, so I'm hashtag mom over thirty and so
she taught me how to get on.
Speaker 18 (30:49):
She taught me how to make friends.
Speaker 37 (30:51):
I finally learned apparently you need one thousand viewers to
go live, which god, that took forever. So I finally
got a thousand viewers, went live, and then learned I've
got as funny as I thought I was because I
never got anybody to go on and watch me.
Speaker 38 (31:05):
Oh that's hilarious, But apparently none of the world agreed
with me, so.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
They voted you all right.
Speaker 14 (31:14):
Yeah, well, you know, you get like one or two viewers. Well,
my daughter she gets way more people.
Speaker 11 (31:18):
She has like twelve thousand followers.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
I don't know how she does it.
Speaker 32 (31:20):
Apparently she's really funny and very trendy.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
I don't want to know how she does it. Maybe
it's her secret. Well wait a minute, anyone in the room.
You guys, have you learned anything from TikTok?
Speaker 12 (31:30):
Yes, A couple of recipes I've gotten off of TikTok
which were delicious.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Right.
Speaker 38 (31:35):
Yeah, I've got some food hacks off of TikTok as well,
and they're very handy.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
I have to say, I love.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
That you're loving the TikTok. All right, Mary, you have
a great day. Thanks for listening to us.
Speaker 15 (31:43):
Guys, you too, all right.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Line three is Angel, Hey Angel.
Speaker 11 (31:48):
Hey, good morning, Well, good morning.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Welcome to the show. So, which one of these topics
you're calling about.
Speaker 29 (31:54):
I was beardfish, hotfish, whatever you want to call it,
all the above.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Bye.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
What happens?
Speaker 24 (31:59):
I would fish?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
I came home from work about two weeks.
Speaker 20 (32:03):
Ago and my husband decided to shave everything, his beard,
his head, everything.
Speaker 16 (32:10):
Ah.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
So, I mean, how long have you been married to him?
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Six years? You have?
Speaker 4 (32:19):
So you haven't seen him without facial or head hair
in six years?
Speaker 32 (32:23):
Correct?
Speaker 7 (32:24):
And I.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Wow, So what is it?
Speaker 3 (32:28):
What's devastating?
Speaker 4 (32:29):
If you can compare maybe a celebrity or something he
used to look like, and also who he now looks
like after shave.
Speaker 20 (32:37):
I he looked like the Rock and now he looks
like older Bruce Willis.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Oh wow, he's pretty old.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
It's not though.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Oh did you say anything to him about it? I mean,
is he going to grow it back because he sees
how you were recoiling in horror.
Speaker 20 (32:58):
He'd better grow it back because he's not getting any
love until he does.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (33:04):
It takes a while to grow it, doesn't it.
Speaker 21 (33:06):
Yeah, yeah, it's inging its way back, but it's it's
been a very slow two weeks.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
How different someone looks without a beard?
Speaker 23 (33:16):
So surprised?
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Yeah, six years and you never knew what was under
the hood. That's so crazy. All right, Angel, thank you,
thanks for listening, Thanks for sharing, and good luck with
your husband if he's listening. Oh, okay, there you go.
Line five is Pamela. Now, Pamela, which which topic are
you calling about?
Speaker 34 (33:34):
I am calling about the stalker situation?
Speaker 6 (33:38):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (33:38):
The stalker? Oh no, yo, we're asking if you stalk
people on Venmo to see who they're paying money to.
Speaker 34 (33:44):
No, I'm not stalking anyone. I have a stalker that's
stalking me.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Okay, what's going on.
Speaker 34 (33:52):
I used to live beside him, and uh we had
I had a pull in the backyard, and on the
other side of our fence was the audio doors. And
every time I tried to spend time in the pool,
he would swing the patio doors open and drop his pan.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
I'm sorry, that's terrible.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
That's not he shouldn't be doing that. You don't need that.
That's littering. You don't need that exactly. But you know,
but so do you ever use venmo with this guy?
I mean, you know, you know. Okay, hold on one second, Pamela,
hold on one second. All right, there's that uh Emma
line twenty four. Hello, Emma, my favorite topic. Hello, I'm
(34:33):
so happy you called with this topic. It's my favorite topic.
I think clever one tell everyone which topic you're calling about.
Speaker 14 (34:40):
What I would google to smell?
Speaker 20 (34:43):
Oh, and I would want to smell Gwenna's pounce Row's candle.
Speaker 31 (34:50):
I want to know what he thinks.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Okay, No, you it's like the tester at the counter.
Speaker 14 (35:03):
You just want to exactly.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
I don't know why. I mean, how much were those candles,
the v candles, remember find it like sixty dollars?
Speaker 11 (35:13):
Yeah, they were expensive.
Speaker 14 (35:15):
They were out.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Oh you need is just one sniff and you're done.
It's like it's off the bucket list. It's done.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
All right, Thank you.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
That's my that's my favorite call. I appreciate it. You
have a great thanks for listening to us. Okay, you too,
Bye bye, and there you go. The Toby train. I
loved it. That was awesome.
Speaker 28 (35:35):
Coming Elvis Daran in the morning show. Don't answer the phone,
Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap?
Speaker 4 (35:44):
All right, Danielle, what's your phone?
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Tap?
Speaker 4 (35:45):
All over it?
Speaker 7 (35:46):
All right?
Speaker 12 (35:46):
So Joanna works at doctor Miller's office and they're looking
for a new receptionist and she's getting all kinds of
crazy people calling and applying for the job.
Speaker 11 (35:53):
So I figured i'd call and apply for the job.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
Boy, I hope you don't get it. South Daniel's Phone
to doctor Miller's office.
Speaker 14 (36:03):
Hi, this is Martha Vineyard.
Speaker 40 (36:05):
I'm calling about the job for the receptionist position.
Speaker 32 (36:10):
How can I help you?
Speaker 14 (36:11):
I saw in the.
Speaker 40 (36:12):
Paper today that you had an opening for a receptionist.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Yeah, yeah, we do.
Speaker 29 (36:19):
Actually, but the confession for you know, someone twenty one
and up, I'm fifty two.
Speaker 34 (36:27):
I'm sorry, you're how old?
Speaker 14 (36:28):
Fifty two?
Speaker 29 (36:30):
Okay?
Speaker 14 (36:31):
Do I not sound fifty two?
Speaker 29 (36:33):
Honestly, No, I thought you were a child.
Speaker 14 (36:37):
A child, I'm not a child. I'm fifty two.
Speaker 29 (36:40):
Actually, we're only taking applications in person, and I we've
already got a right.
Speaker 14 (36:46):
Wait, wait, I would be perfect for this.
Speaker 40 (36:48):
I have fabulous phone skills. Just give me a chance
over the phone.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
I think that.
Speaker 29 (36:53):
We're looking for something a little different, and we've already
got a whole lot of applications. And no, it's not
nice not.
Speaker 14 (36:59):
To give me a chance.
Speaker 40 (37:00):
Let me get a chance. Hi, doctor Miller's office. How
can I help you?
Speaker 14 (37:05):
See I'm good at that.
Speaker 29 (37:07):
That one's really lovely. But I'm sorry, I just don't
think that. I think that we have a lot of
applications already and they came in first, and I do Wait,
if you know, you.
Speaker 14 (37:17):
Can put my application on the top of the car.
Speaker 29 (37:19):
There's just no way that you can answer the phone
at this office.
Speaker 25 (37:23):
Why it's not going to happen?
Speaker 29 (37:24):
Why you have a really you you have a very
high register on your voice to say, you have a
very high pitch that might work for their things. For
this office, we need somebody who's calm assertive, you know,
not you, essentially, I'm.
Speaker 14 (37:44):
Calm an assertive. Watch Hello, doctor Miller's Office, Thanks for calling.
How can I direct your call? That's common assertive?
Speaker 5 (37:53):
All right, I'm gonna have to let you go.
Speaker 29 (37:55):
I really appreciate your calling and you have a wonderful
day to you.
Speaker 21 (38:00):
I wait, Doctormilli's office.
Speaker 5 (38:04):
Hello, you literally have a voice for hell.
Speaker 14 (38:08):
Wait a second, that's.
Speaker 10 (38:09):
Not no get up?
Speaker 40 (38:13):
Oh sure, I say, if the doctor can come to
the phone, please hold goodbye.
Speaker 14 (38:17):
You really need a right Hello, don't hang out a rye,
don't hang up.
Speaker 16 (38:24):
Documillent's office not gonna help you.
Speaker 29 (38:25):
Hi, you're not all here again.
Speaker 14 (38:28):
You told me before that you thought I was a
little kid. Well, would a little kid say ted? Please?
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Lucky?
Speaker 23 (38:37):
Are you done?
Speaker 19 (38:37):
Now?
Speaker 29 (38:38):
Are you done?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Now?
Speaker 14 (38:39):
A little kid wouldn't say that.
Speaker 11 (38:40):
And I think that you're very unprofessional.
Speaker 14 (38:43):
I'm sure he would.
Speaker 25 (38:44):
Love the position.
Speaker 10 (38:46):
Sorry, Doctor Miller hired his daughter.
Speaker 18 (38:48):
He decided to give her a job.
Speaker 25 (38:50):
So thank you, you're good bye.
Speaker 5 (38:52):
Thanks, So much.
Speaker 19 (38:54):
You're nice to call.
Speaker 29 (38:56):
Yeah, he's hired his daughter. He wanted to keep it
in the family.
Speaker 40 (38:59):
Hey, this is Daniel Manarrow from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 14 (39:04):
You got phone tapped.
Speaker 40 (39:07):
All the people in your office, that a lot of
people were calling to apply for this position and that
you were getting annoyed.
Speaker 29 (39:13):
Wow, Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 30 (39:20):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all parts the.
Speaker 28 (39:24):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 9 (39:39):
Elvis Duran in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
Show, that was kind of rude of you. What what
you said about Josh Hartnett.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Can I throw Nate under the bus for it? N
Nate was Nate was the rude one.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
You agreed. You said that Josh Hartnett looks like he's
one of those celebrities that doesn't bathe. Yes, thousand percent,
of course he bathes. I bet he smells great. Okay,
he may bathe. I would sniff him over you any day. Okay,
he may bathe, but I bet he doesn't apply some
sort of deodorant product. There's no cologne. I think he
he looks like he smells and he looks like he
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goes days without shaft. I gotta tell you celebrities, actors, yeah, actresses,
the ones that look like they don't bathe, They do bathe.
Speaker 11 (40:24):
Like people always said, oh Sting blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Well, let me tell you.
Speaker 11 (40:27):
I got very close to Sting and he smelled fine.
He smelled great.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
I just I got to be honest with you. Sting
didn't smell good.
Speaker 9 (40:34):
There when.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
Like four times when I met him.
Speaker 11 (40:37):
Oh really, the last time we were with him, he
smelled good.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
The thing is, if your Sting, you can smell like
whatever you want, your Sting.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
I love him, and you give everyone a story.
Speaker 9 (40:47):
I was stinky.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
So back to Josh Hartnett. You know, Alex and I
looked at the apartment he was selling. It was down
here in Tribeca, beautiful apartment, top floor, had a terrace. Whatever.
It needed a lot of work, and that's okay, most
apartments do in my opinion. You know me, I'm a
little picky anyway. So I'm like, oh my god. When
the real estate agent left the bedroom, I was like,
I'm going to get into the bed and sniffs pillow.
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I didn't do it. No, I didn't do it. Hello, Jen,
how are you hi?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Good?
Speaker 24 (41:15):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (41:16):
We're dedicating our entire hour to Josh Hartnett.
Speaker 22 (41:20):
Yes, there are people who.
Speaker 4 (41:22):
Didn't don't even know who he is. Anyway, So your
husband took Josh Hartnett skydiving?
Speaker 24 (41:29):
Oh yeah, he came out to the Scudoming Center in
the Poconos in Strasburg about nine or ten years ago,
and he flew in on a on a private helicopter
and he bought a bunch of Victoria's Secret models with him.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
Oh my god. So he flew Victoria's Secret supermodels on
a helicopter to the Poconos to go skydiving. Oh that
is that is so gangsty. All right, so your husband
went skydiving with How did he do? Obviously he worked
what he did?
Speaker 6 (42:05):
All right?
Speaker 18 (42:05):
You know it wasn't wasn't the star student.
Speaker 24 (42:07):
But smell.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
He's a nice guy. Nice guy.
Speaker 24 (42:10):
Oh yeah, super nice.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
Yeah, of course he's in a good hood. He had
model supermar right. See if I looked like Josh Hartnett,
I would have supermodels with me too.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
You yeah, fly him out. We're gonna jump out of
a plane.
Speaker 4 (42:24):
We're going to the Pokaonos, all right, Jen, I have
a beautiful day. Thank you for listening to us, Thank you,
Love you guys, love me. What's that text? Somebody was
in Puerto Rico in two thousand and eight. They turned
to the right. Josh Harten it's and they're drinking a beer.
Josh Hartnett story.
Speaker 11 (42:41):
It's all over the place. Is Josh hardness.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
Josh It's like he's a human being. He does things.
Speaker 11 (42:46):
Yeah, I had no idea.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
There were so many encounters with Josh Hartnett.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
We do have to move on. But there is a
topic here which celebrities look like they smell? Oh, I
got another one, got it? And Brad Pitt stink.
Speaker 11 (43:05):
He looks stinky.
Speaker 4 (43:06):
He looks smell. Just because someone uses hair product you
think they smell.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Sounds like you're jealous, Nate.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
I walk.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
I walked from my apartment to Emmett. It was like
a fifteen minute walk, ninety one degrees. It was hot
as hell. I saw three guys, not to three guys
with skirts. A lot of skirt guys here in town.
I get it.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Hell yeah, I know circulation air can get up there
in the heat. I'm good. You don't want pants right now?
Speaker 4 (43:37):
No pants suck? And if you're a guy. You have
your little chandelier down there on. Yeah, frog, Do you
want to put a skirt on today?
Speaker 2 (43:45):
No?
Speaker 8 (43:45):
But last night I had I forgot my garbage can
was out by the street, and you can't leave your
garbage can out people like lose.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Their crap here.
Speaker 8 (43:52):
So last night, about nine thirty, Lisa goes, you're gonna
go get the garbage kin from the street. So I did,
but I didn't have any pants on. So I went
outside with no pants on, and of course two neighbors
are outside with your dogs.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
No pants. What were you wearing? Just underwear?
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Wait?
Speaker 11 (44:10):
Wait, boxer shorts are like your tidy whitey thingies.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
No, like my bikini? Your bikini? No like these underwear?
Whatever the hell show me, show me pull your pants down,
show me your underwear.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
We can't tell by the band box sexual arrestment. Oh yeah,
you know.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
What, I went outside like that. Hey, guess what. You're
a man, you're in Florida. You get away with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know. But it's when you're not expecting it.
Speaker 8 (44:35):
You're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, there's neighbors,
and then you try to grab the can and run,
and as I go to run with the garbage can,
it flips over and hits Lisa's jeep and then that
makes more noise and causes a big commotion.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
And I'm like, whatever, just I don't care. I know
you're in Florida. You can get away with anything. He
can hoot outside, what's scary, doctor stinking slebs. My vote
is on Jack Black.
Speaker 11 (44:57):
No, no.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
At all.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
He doesn't smell, but he looks like he does. He smells, yeah,
just because someone doesn't shave. Hold on, who is this is?
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Eric?
Speaker 34 (45:11):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Eric?
Speaker 25 (45:13):
Hello lady?
Speaker 4 (45:14):
So you actually, hello, lady, you actually sniffed Johnny Depp?
Speaker 26 (45:18):
No? No, but uh, I suspect that he smells like
sage and oh.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
A sage and oak. I bet he does. I bet
Johnny Depp smells great.
Speaker 26 (45:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, not a bad smell, but certainly uh
you know, earthy.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
That's never a great way.
Speaker 4 (45:42):
But she smells like bed pooh? Yeah, does she poohed
the bed?
Speaker 2 (45:52):
All right?
Speaker 4 (45:52):
Eric, I agree, Johnny Depp smells earthy. I'm in I'll
sniff him. Just because they use hair product, Eric, doesn't
mean they stink.
Speaker 26 (46:00):
Oh no, no, it's certainly not.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
But people like Nate. They make these assumptions. I think
I'm correct.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
What like Albert Einstein probably smelled bad.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
His hair later in life?
Speaker 3 (46:10):
A second? You just know, you know there was like
cat pee.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
You know it all right, Eric, thanks for listening to us.
Speaker 26 (46:19):
Yeah, thanks for having me on.
Speaker 4 (46:22):
I'm choking up, del Toro. It just because they have
hair product doesn't mean they stay about the hair products.
I have to disagree with Lee. Where a long island
are you?
Speaker 31 (46:36):
Lee?
Speaker 4 (46:39):
Lee? Post Malone doesn't smell?
Speaker 9 (46:42):
Oh no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
Argument.
Speaker 15 (46:45):
Obviously obviously he does look No, I.
Speaker 11 (46:50):
Think he showers extra.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
Really face face tattoos don't make you smell. There's no,
there's no I have. I have met him many times.
He never dunk. Ever. I'm telling you.
Speaker 19 (47:02):
I believe you.
Speaker 27 (47:03):
I trust you that all the whole world.
Speaker 4 (47:05):
But like, really, stop it and post Malone, what a talent,
what a what nice guy?
Speaker 19 (47:12):
I love him too.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
I just think all above like he drinks his teeth
just creep me out a little bit.
Speaker 4 (47:17):
Oh my god, oh my god, Lee, Lee, thank you
for listening. Have a beautiful days. Okay, please hold uh Lisa, Hello, Lisa?
Who's Who's who smells?
Speaker 19 (47:34):
Jason no, he does look like take it back.
Speaker 4 (47:38):
I bet Jason Momoa has a little ranky steak. Daniel,
what do you think, Jason, he does.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Kind of look like it. You know what we're being past.
Speaker 4 (47:50):
We're being very rude. Just because someone is built a
certain way, we assume they smell.
Speaker 11 (47:54):
It's not fair any normal people.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
That's one of the worst. I submitted that.
Speaker 10 (47:58):
I thought maybe Jason Momo was smelled kind of funny,
because you know, I love him. All these people called
hi and said no, they met him a.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
Comic conn and he smelled so good.
Speaker 11 (48:05):
He probably does so good.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
But Matthew McConaughey does not smell good. That I know
for a fact.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
Matthew McConaughey smells great, not good.
Speaker 8 (48:13):
I tell you I don't want to Lincoln after he's
done driving that.
Speaker 4 (48:18):
I'll give your name. Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 11 (48:20):
He smells but fantastic.
Speaker 4 (48:21):
He smells Oh no, he smells horrible.
Speaker 11 (48:24):
Yes, I'll take it. I don't care how it goes.
Speaker 4 (48:26):
He looks like horrible. It's a joke.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
It's a joke.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
I get it.
Speaker 11 (48:29):
And that guy said, I don't care how it comes.
Speaker 4 (48:31):
You're ruined. Dave Brodie terrible or.
Speaker 9 (48:34):
Horrible or whatever.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
He should smell like a Jim suck. You know what
smells the best?
Speaker 4 (48:39):
Hold on, Lisa, Thank you for listening. Thank you, love
you more?
Speaker 11 (48:44):
Who Jason Derulo?
Speaker 12 (48:46):
And I know that for a fact because every time
that man walks in this room, my nose goes straight
into him.
Speaker 4 (48:51):
Someone said a text they think doctor Fauci smells what
doctor Fauci? Oh Brody, Brody pulled up, pulled up an article.
Actors who look like they smell, Oh, Colin Farrell, Matthew McConaughey.
That's a fact. I don't think they smelly. Matthew. I
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heard that from multiple people.
Speaker 11 (49:17):
Do they do that natural like stuff?
Speaker 4 (49:20):
All right? All right, all right? Jared Letto, No, I've
been with Jared Lotto, Jared Letto many times. He never smells.
He's so hot. I love him, you know he was.
Oh God, he's a flirt too.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
All right enough, dinky flirt.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
One more call than we have to move? Hello, Renee, Hi,
who smells?
Speaker 41 (49:45):
I know it's Matthew McConaughey because my brother used to
be a Broadway performer, and Matthew McConaughey came to his
shows many times I went backstage and he said he
legit smells, and everything they say about him now wearing
the odorant's absolutely true.
Speaker 4 (50:01):
Okay, let me ask you this. Does it make you
less of a person if you I think it makes
you more of a person, if you have a little
bo if you.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
I love.
Speaker 4 (50:12):
I love Matthew McConaughey. I would do anything to spend
like a week with him. I think he's awesome, he is,
he is here. I don't think all right, all right,
all right, little whistle in there. I love him anyway,
all right, Renee, So you know firstthand that Matthew may
have an odor but I love him. I love him.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Ye I smell.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
I love him too.
Speaker 41 (50:34):
And my brother did too. He thought he was the bomb.
Speaker 26 (50:37):
But he smells.
Speaker 4 (50:39):
You know what it adds character? Yeah, all right, Renee,
thank you.
Speaker 10 (50:46):
I do think there's just a certain level of like
I don't give up that goes along with it, rich
and powerful on Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
What does he care if we tell he smells, He's
on his yacht laughing at us.
Speaker 9 (50:54):
Whatever.
Speaker 4 (50:58):
I love this type in the text Gilbert Godfrey, No,
they said god rest his soup.
Speaker 11 (51:10):
He makes soup.
Speaker 4 (51:13):
So this morning, for instance, I woke up at five
till six, I didn't take a shower. Bet I smell,
but I lift my arm. Fine, did you sniff me?
I sniffed you? Si me again? Me again?
Speaker 2 (51:29):
Fine to me?
Speaker 4 (51:29):
All right, all right, clemen, Fraser, I think he smells now,
but in the old days he didn't.
Speaker 12 (51:39):
Yeah, when he did the Mummy, he smelled nice.
Speaker 4 (51:43):
That is so stupid.
Speaker 9 (51:45):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (51:54):
Oh question, what did you believe as a kid that
you're embarrassed to admit? Mine was, if you started digging,
you would find your way in China. It's true. Well,
they say, if you keep digging, you will end up
in China. And that's how my dad got me to
stop digging holes in the backyard. He said, you're gonna
end up in China and we're not gonna be able
to get you back. And I believe it. Anyone else
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have any stupid things?
Speaker 11 (52:18):
I used to think, Yeah, the gum tree. Remember the
gum tree.
Speaker 12 (52:23):
My mom used to say, if you swallow gum, you're
gonna grow a gum tree in your stomach.
Speaker 14 (52:27):
I'm like, but no, No, So was.
Speaker 4 (52:33):
It that our parents were liars and had to tell
us these crazy stories to keep us from irritating them,
Or like this this person is my dad told me
if I ever kissed a boy, my lips would fall off.
Speaker 12 (52:49):
No, that was just your dad and you're his daughter,
and he doesn't want you kissing boys.
Speaker 11 (52:53):
That's what that's about. I mean, come on.
Speaker 4 (52:57):
My brother and sister used to tell me I was
adopted by a family from Kansas. Then I got my
mom so upset at me. She told me she's gonna
send me back to my actual family. So like as sissy,
I started crying. That's not mean you're a sissy. That
means you're say your mom's gonna send you back to
your old family.
Speaker 35 (53:15):
Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (53:18):
I thought if you broke the glass on a TV screen,
the people on the TV would fall out of the
TV into whatever room in the house you were in.
Speaker 14 (53:24):
That would be awesome.
Speaker 11 (53:26):
That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (53:27):
I love it best. All right, who's online? Twelve? I'm sorry,
Let's go to Gandhi. Yes, Gandhi, what did you believe
as a kid?
Speaker 10 (53:34):
So when I was younger, I believed all kinds of nonsense,
But my dad told me that there was a thing
that lived under my bed called the butt bite Desaurus,
and if I had ever slept with my back to
anything but a wall, this thing would come out and
bite my butt. Also, if I ever got out of
my bed for even a second in the middle of
the night, it would bite off my feet.
Speaker 4 (53:52):
Well, see that sounds kind of scary. I mean that's
a fighting thing.
Speaker 14 (53:56):
It is.
Speaker 10 (53:57):
I think you got joy, Yeah, out of knowing that
I was terrified all the time in the middle of
the night.
Speaker 4 (54:02):
Yeah, what's scary.
Speaker 13 (54:03):
My grandmother told me that if I ate too much
raw spaghetti that worms would grow in my stomach.
Speaker 4 (54:09):
Ew, And I believed her, so I stopped.
Speaker 13 (54:12):
That was her way of stopping me from eating raw spaghetti.
Speaker 4 (54:16):
Do we know this isn't true?
Speaker 2 (54:19):
I did.
Speaker 4 (54:20):
Line twelve is Susan. This is a popular one, Susan.
A lot of people thought this. Tell everyone what you
thought was a kid, Susan.
Speaker 5 (54:28):
So we used to go on these boats marches in Germany.
My dad was military. We would drive in these country
towns and my parents used to tell me that look,
the brown cows make your chocolate milk, and the white
cows make your white milk.
Speaker 4 (54:40):
Yeah, yeah, that's right. But Gandhi used to would you
tell kids other kids when you were a kid, Gandhi, I.
Speaker 10 (54:49):
Always used to tell people I had to drink chocolate
milk to keep my skin brown.
Speaker 3 (54:52):
I think I believe that.
Speaker 9 (54:57):
Parents are evil. I guess that's.
Speaker 4 (55:00):
Not as bad. That's not as bad as telling your
kids it's just a monster in your bed is gonna
eat your feet off if you try to get out
of bed to go pee in the middle of the night.
Speaker 3 (55:06):
It's like, wow, that's sad.
Speaker 12 (55:08):
Sense to me because as a kid, I remember I
never stayed in bed, and my mom would yell at
me and be like, you're always out of bed.
Speaker 14 (55:16):
You never stay in.
Speaker 12 (55:17):
Bed, So in order to keep you in bed, maybe
that's what he had to do.
Speaker 4 (55:21):
It's a monster that's gonna eat your feet off. Dan,
you know that is not a good thing. I'm sorry.
I'm not a parent. Who am I? I'm right, Yeah,
I'm not a fan of that. Susan. All right, Susan,
thank you, have a beautiful day. Thanks for listening to us.
Shannon Line twenty four. Oh yeah, this isn't bad. How's
it going? What did you believe as a kid.
Speaker 42 (55:43):
All right, So when I was in kindergarten, my favorite
thing was pepperoni pizza. Okay, so you know, one day
I was inquisitive and that you know, I asked, well.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
Where does pepperoni come from?
Speaker 37 (55:52):
Uh?
Speaker 42 (55:52):
So my father decided to tell me, you know, it
comes from the pepperoni trees. So they you know, that's bad,
but they decided to take it one step further and
actually allowed me to bury a stick of pepperoni in
our backyard. And I diligently watered that thing every day
for like a solid month before they let me on
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the joke.
Speaker 4 (56:18):
That's awesome, tell you. Okay, here's my question. Was it
out of fun or did he just didn't want to
tell you the process in which pepperoni is truly made?
I mean it is. It's kind of a gross process
if you think about it. So it certainly is. But
I think it was just for the fun of it.
Speaker 42 (56:34):
I mean we laugh about it now, and I mean,
he's really going to find it funny that I was
on Elvistrat talking about it. To find a recording of
the later and play it for him.
Speaker 4 (56:43):
I love that. Shannon, Thank you tell your dad. We said,
thank you for the story. Okay, I love it. Yeah, great,
get your shirt. I think we're out of shirt. What
do we have?
Speaker 13 (56:52):
We have any morning show scrubs in stock right now
from Hackensack Meridian.
Speaker 4 (56:56):
Yeah, I don't know if you let me lots him,
I'm telling you, let me throw you over to Nate
cause he he's a keeper of the scrubs. Hold on
one second, okay, Uh yes, Froggy.
Speaker 8 (57:05):
I always thought when I was a kid that when
you turned on the radio station that the band with
the music playing they were at the radio station playing tunes.
Speaker 4 (57:14):
I always did too. He used to drive by k
l I F in downtown Dallas and they were a
huge building and I would be we'd be listening as
we were driving Bay. This is like my first memory
and fascination with radio. I knew that they were all
in there, like okay, that band's done all right, the
Beatles just saying okay, the Beatles have to get out
bring in Chicago. You know some old group. Here comes
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Elton John. If you get the Beatles out here, Elton
John has to do the next song. I thought. I
used to believe it too. What's up, Danielle.
Speaker 12 (57:43):
I always saw when you called a radio station and
requested a song.
Speaker 4 (57:46):
They actually played it.
Speaker 8 (57:52):
Well, they had to call him and get him to
come back to the station to sing the song.
Speaker 4 (57:55):
That's why I took time. I was request Elton John
He's on a break.
Speaker 8 (58:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (58:01):
My mom told me that they actually found me in
a dumpster and that I was adopted from monkeys. That
monkeys threw me in a dumpster, and I moved in
with my family. So when we went to the zoo
one time, my mom and I were looking at the
monkeys and one of them started slamming on the glass
and she said, oh no, your monkey mommy wants.
Speaker 3 (58:17):
You back, and I had a heart attack. She said,
I started screaming and crying body.
Speaker 4 (58:20):
And then let me ask you a question, how did
you not grow up to be a mass murderer because
your mother and dad fed your head with the most awful,
awful scenarios.
Speaker 25 (58:30):
I do.
Speaker 3 (58:32):
I think it explains a lot about me.
Speaker 10 (58:33):
But she did say she never felt like a worse
mother ever in her life than when she said that,
And all the people around her were like, oh my god,
you're horrible.
Speaker 4 (58:41):
The monkey mommy is coming back to get you. No
wonder Wow A little twisted, but in a good way.
Maybe we should thank your parents for making you so twisted.
And Marie, oh what is this? And Marie, what did
what did? What? Lies? Do they feed your head as
a kid, Hey, how are you? We're doing well?
Speaker 31 (59:03):
When we were when we were.
Speaker 21 (59:05):
Younger, my dad would told us that if we touched
baby birds, we would get this disease called chickenosis, and
so we stopped touching the birds. And just recently, my brother,
who is an owner of his own architectural firm, is
sitting with his board members and they're talking about birds,
and he starts telling them that you can't touch the
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baby birds or you'll get chickenosis. And they all had
a great laugh, and he realized halfway through that there.
Speaker 24 (59:30):
Was no such thing as chickenosis.
Speaker 2 (59:32):
No, it.
Speaker 4 (59:35):
Well, here's embarrass as you can imagine, I can imagine.
But baby birds do have sometimes they have little diseases.
You don't want your kids like touching birds and licking
their fingers. And it's okay in a way, I see
how that lie made some sense a little bit, all right,
a Marie, thank you, thank you so much. Megan online fifteen,
(59:57):
Oh this is a good one. Could you know, the
big the big question that I would never want to
answer from my child, if I ever ever had one,
is where do babies come from? I would never want
to go down this road. So, Megan, what happened to
you when you were a kid?
Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Well?
Speaker 6 (01:00:10):
I think I was just a little too logical, but
I thought babies came from the Babies.
Speaker 18 (01:00:15):
Are Us store.
Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Oh, it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
It's toys.
Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
R us is where you got the toys, So therefore
babies came from Babies are us.
Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
It makes all the sense in the world. You would
think they got a little factory going in there. Yeah,
all right, exactly. See you did. You started your life
out being very sensible. I get it. So apparently you're
still as sensible as you were then, I'm sure right.
Speaker 6 (01:00:41):
Oh absolutely. My mom will tell you stories for days.
I also didn't know how an ATM worked, so I
would always want something as a child, and she would say,
we don't have the money, and I said, go to
the machine. The machine gives you money. I don't know
to find her points that you need money in the account.
Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
No, it's just a machine. It's a money machine, that's
all it is. All right. I want to run down
to the ATM today, grab me some free money, Hillary
Online twenty one. I'll see now, Hillary, is this something
you thought up in your mind? Or your parents told
you this?
Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
So?
Speaker 25 (01:01:15):
I think it started off as a joke, But then
my mind, I was probably five or six in my
mind literally just went running for it. And it lasted
for years.
Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
What did you believe?
Speaker 25 (01:01:28):
So my dad told me he had two bug bites
on his neck one summer, and I was like, Dad,
what happened? And he said, I got bit by a vampire.
And I thought for sure that he had been bit
by a vampire, and that then that vampire.
Speaker 22 (01:01:46):
Lived in my closet.
Speaker 25 (01:01:48):
Every night before I went to bed, I had this
big piggy bank full of coins that was heavy, and
I would push it in front of my closet door
and then run and jump in my bed and sleep
with the cover over my head because I thought the
vampire couldn't get out of my closet with this piggy
bank and with my head under the covers, that couldn't
show me.
Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
Let me ask you this, and you can be honest.
Do you still to this day, Hillary have a little
bit of a fright of closets? Knowing that there's a
vampire in there a little bit.
Speaker 25 (01:02:16):
Oh, I'm a terrible sleeper. I don't think I ever
became a good sleeper for my whole life because of
this like side joke that my dad thought was funny.
Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
Yeah, see, scarred for life. Count draculas living in your
freaking closet. This is serious, tough people, all right, Hillary,
thank you, thanks for listening to us, see and have
a great day. That's the thing, you know what, they
think they're being funny with these little stories. They don't
know that they're messing us up and scarring us for
the rest of our lives forever. Oh my god, I
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thought when my dad's new job said they gave paid vacation,
they would pay for our vacation to Disney World. No, no, no.
I told my niece that if I touched her billy button,
her butt would fall off, and she believed me. Uh
My mom said fig Newton's were made with fly eggs.
They do know they taste like ants were. My friend's son,
(01:03:11):
Danny would misbehave. He would threaten to take him back
to the Danny store and get a new Danny. Look
at this, This is gotta be psychologically damaging. What's up
for a scary.
Speaker 13 (01:03:20):
Someone said that they believe that if you stuck your
tongue out at people, the tongue grabber would come and
grab your tongue and stretch it out like they do
in the cartoons.
Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
Oh why not, I'd be scary.
Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
Yes, Miss Gandhi smile.
Speaker 10 (01:03:34):
And Stevens said he thought you had to respond to
Dora through the TV. So one time he decided not
to respond and the evil Fox stole her bag. So
he was convinced it was his fault and he would
never not respond to Dora again.
Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
And there you have it. We believe it. You know
what it's like. You have a nightmare and you wake
up and you know it's not real, but part of
you does sort of think it could be a little real.
Speaker 9 (01:03:54):
I want to see what we actually look like.
Speaker 25 (01:03:57):
Look very princess that resides over the pits of hell.
Speaker 28 (01:04:01):
Follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show Only Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
So question, is it okay to flirt with people even
if you're in a relationship. I think that you can
flirt with someone, but in a way where you know
it's not going anywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
I think so too. I actually think flirting is healthy
and people should sort of flirt.
Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
But that's it.
Speaker 11 (01:04:36):
You are with me every day.
Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
I do flirt with you. I can't help it.
Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
One of it.
Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
You say gandhi to you. Sort of flirting is one thing,
but that sort of flirting could be something different to Danielle.
You know so right?
Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
My definition, what.
Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Is your definition? May be hard to define. But your
definition of sort of flirting?
Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Oh that's tough. I don't know. I guess it's hard
to put into two words. We all know what show.
Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
You hang out with, Danielle.
Speaker 10 (01:04:58):
Come touch me if I touch you in certain places,
that's me flirting, Okay.
Speaker 11 (01:05:02):
Flirting, punch a bitch.
Speaker 10 (01:05:04):
I think a good example of harmless flirting is Nate.
I think Nate is a harmless flirt, but I think
he flirts with every single person he encounters.
Speaker 25 (01:05:12):
He does.
Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
I hear him on the phone and he's like, well, hey, yeah,
he does.
Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
It's embarrassing. That's prepping a collar people. Here, I'll show
you how to do it.
Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Even that, how to do it?
Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
Who is this.
Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Listen? Hey?
Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
Hey, what's your name.
Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Now?
Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
He'll say something about your day. Oh you can't hear us.
Oh that's okay, Hey, keep listening, Okay, okay, bye. Was
that a four year old?
Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Yeah, example of his flirting, but he does do it.
Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
You flirt with that when I remember I told you
I had lunch with him one day. We were eating
sushi and there's lady, a single lady, sat down next
to us. She was waiting for her date, and Nate
just ignores me and just starts having a conversation. I mean,
it's a long conversation about the weather, and then it
turned into where you're from, and then did you get here?
I mean, we were talking about the Kardashians. I think, well,
(01:06:03):
I know, but I was. You were with me and
I was just sitting there. I went on my phone,
like what do I do. He's flirting with this woman.
You weren't being very entertaining that day.
Speaker 14 (01:06:13):
Oh it was your phone.
Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
I was the frigging floor show. You're on your phone.
I'm like, no, I wasn't on my phone. I went
on my phone because you were flirting with it. It
doesn't matter. He is the ultimate flirt. Continue down that road.
Speaker 10 (01:06:26):
I just think he's super flirty, and when I got
tongue tied about myself because I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
A terrible flirt. I have no idea how to flirt.
If I'm attracted to someone, I get sweaty and can't
look at your talk to you. I just I have
no idea.
Speaker 10 (01:06:36):
But I do think it's healthy to flirt with people
just a little bit, unless you're around Danielle and then
she's gonna punch you a bit.
Speaker 13 (01:06:42):
Yeah, yes, this is I think what is wrong with
the world is here.
Speaker 4 (01:06:47):
We got you know, I was trying to figure out
what it was that was wrong, and now we have
defined it.
Speaker 13 (01:06:53):
Times we are accused of being flirty when all we're
doing is being friendly.
Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Why right?
Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
You taking at face value that? Yeah, there are friendly
guys in this world that are just like this, don't
I agree?
Speaker 11 (01:07:04):
Scary, You're the biggest flirt ever. Put your hands on
my legs and start rubbing my legs.
Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
Okay, let me again, get me. This is I don't
know if I'm okay to me. That's not flirting to me,
that's just being creepy. Well yeah, but flirting to me
is a mind game. Flirting to me is like sending
a message to you without having to touch you.
Speaker 11 (01:07:26):
But his flirting is creepy.
Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
Do you understand that it's endearment? Because I look, I
get physic to people.
Speaker 10 (01:07:34):
I think that hugging somebody pelvis first is beyond flirt.
Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Yeah, he does, scary comes in to hug you. He
thrusts his crotch into yours and.
Speaker 11 (01:07:44):
Not that thing so many times.
Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
And then his hands come from like a mile back.
Then they come to me and they pull you in. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:07:52):
But Lisa accuses me of flirting all the time. She's like,
you're flirting with that person. I'm like, I'm not, I'm
just being friendly. Why is friendly flirting? Why can't say
I just be friendly?
Speaker 14 (01:08:01):
I agree with that.
Speaker 10 (01:08:01):
I get accused of flirting all the time, and I'm like,
trust me, if you think I'm flirting with you, I.
Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Am not flirting.
Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
Means I want to do something. Okay, being nice though, Okay,
So everyone, I guess this conversation really is aimed. Originally
was aimed towards people in relationships because we were talking
about cheating. So to cheat, you got to be in
a relationship of some sort of micro cheating. Flirting is
micro cheating whatever, So here's my thought, and we should
all get better at this. I know I'm part of it.
If you're in a relationship, you should try flirting with
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the person you're in a relationship with and watch how
great that works.
Speaker 11 (01:08:33):
That's a good idea.
Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
I know I could do it more, couldn't you? Gandhi?
Of course, couldn't you. Don't I do it all the time?
I know. No, with your girlfriend, I do it with
her all the time. That's how I'm so scary. Why
don't you flirt with your girlfriend? I gotta work on that.
I gotta get better, get better at it.
Speaker 11 (01:08:50):
I flirted with my husband yesterday on the text message.
Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
Would you read it? You can't read it?
Speaker 11 (01:08:55):
It was so innocent, it was dirty. He said something about.
Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
Hold on, hold on sounding sexy so far that.
Speaker 14 (01:09:02):
Well, we text it a lot.
Speaker 10 (01:09:03):
I like to send kind of scandalous gifts or jiff
however you want to provounce it, like, there's one. My
favorite one is Daffy Duck unzipping his duck suit and
looking back at it.
Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
I've said that one a lot. That's a good one.
Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
Daniel, What did you say?
Speaker 11 (01:09:19):
Yeah, I don't know. At the end of it, I
can't find it. We texted so much, but he.
Speaker 12 (01:09:23):
Said something in and I wrote, hey, by the way,
you're still hot, and then he wrote back with a
little heart and flirting.
Speaker 11 (01:09:28):
Yeah, so we were totally.
Speaker 4 (01:09:29):
Keeping Yeah what about you, producer, Sam, you and Will?
Are you still flirting with him and trying to keep
the relationship happy?
Speaker 8 (01:09:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Have you seen his body?
Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
He's high?
Speaker 10 (01:09:39):
Oh my god, he's just kind of perfect and whatever
he says, I'm bloated and like pokes his little stomach.
Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
I'm like, I don't that's not what I'm seeing right now,
I'll show you bloated. I'm gonna pull off my spanks
and show you bloated.
Speaker 12 (01:09:51):
Wouldn't you make him walk around your house with no shirt? Yes,
all the time.
Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
But you're gonna look like that, then you need to
be naked. The rule of the house is you need
to show that all not.
Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
On the couch.
Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
I have a no butthole on the couch.
Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
You cannot but hold the couch. Please lay something down.
Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
They don't want to butthole the couch.
Speaker 11 (01:10:09):
I mean I see that. I see that because you
don't know sometimes.
Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
No, that's a little hole off the couch.
Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
Okay, please don't but hold that.
Speaker 11 (01:10:19):
It's a real rule.
Speaker 10 (01:10:19):
And like my friends who are naked people, I'm like,
I don't want to sit on your couch because I
know you've been on your own couch, which you should
be allowed to do, but I don't want to sit there.
Speaker 12 (01:10:26):
Oh, speaking of buttholing, I was listening to Ryan Seacrest
the other day and he said there was a study
that came out that said one of the dirtiest places
now in your hotel room is like the chairs, the
furniture chairs.
Speaker 11 (01:10:39):
So don't sit there.
Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Chair, don't sit there because you don't know what's.
Speaker 8 (01:10:44):
Going to creepy buttolding is a verb, but them, So
where is safe in the hotel?
Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
Scary says? Don't touch the curtains because the stuff on that. Yeah,
don't touch the curtains. Don't touch that remote control. Don't
even go to a hotel would ok, we gotta go
to move on.
Speaker 28 (01:11:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?
Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
All right, Garrett, it's your phone tap? What's it about?
Speaker 35 (01:11:06):
Richie wants to play a phone tap on his soon
to be wife, hopefully Danielle. Now, the couple that are
planning on getting married at Disney World.
Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Yes.
Speaker 35 (01:11:16):
Now, if you've never been to a Disney wedding, they
have some characters that show up at the.
Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
Reception and make it magical.
Speaker 35 (01:11:23):
So I'm gonna call Danielle as the new wedding planner
that's taking over, to say there might be some overbookings happening.
Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
No, this isn't a good thing.
Speaker 35 (01:11:32):
Hello, Hi, Yes, I'm looking for Danielle.
Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
Your issue please, Danielle.
Speaker 35 (01:11:37):
Hi, Danielle, this is Ted Moseby over edmu Erschieds's weddings.
Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
How are you?
Speaker 31 (01:11:41):
I'm really good.
Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
I know you've been working with Chad to plan your wedding.
Speaker 35 (01:11:46):
Well, he recently just got a promotion, so I will
be picking up his weddings over the next few weeks.
And I see that yours is coming up in a
little under five weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Or so, right, Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 35 (01:11:57):
Well that's great. Well, I just want to go over
one thing that just seems to be a little speed
bump in the road. It turns out when you guys
want to go book the wedding, there were a lot
of weddings booked for that day, and it seems that
we overbooked. Mickey and Minni to appear at the wedding.
Speaker 16 (01:12:14):
Uh so, what are you saying.
Speaker 35 (01:12:17):
Mickey and Minnie cannot attend your wedding that night only.
Speaker 16 (01:12:20):
That's that is untouchable.
Speaker 29 (01:12:21):
No no, no, no no no no no no no, no
no no, Shad and I went over this. No no no.
Speaker 16 (01:12:26):
We have this already set.
Speaker 29 (01:12:27):
We know exactly when Mickey and Mini are coming, and we.
Speaker 16 (01:12:29):
Have the time.
Speaker 29 (01:12:30):
We have the song we play, have the phrase in
the song that Mickey and Mini.
Speaker 16 (01:12:33):
Are supposed to indropt our first dance.
Speaker 29 (01:12:35):
Like this can't happen.
Speaker 18 (01:12:37):
This is a part of the wedding.
Speaker 16 (01:12:38):
I have been planning this four years and a year ago.
Speaker 29 (01:12:41):
I gave you all my money so that we can
make this happen.
Speaker 18 (01:12:43):
And you're telling me Mickey and Minnie.
Speaker 35 (01:12:44):
Can't show up, Missy. I am so sorry about that.
Speaker 29 (01:12:47):
No, sorry, no, they're coming to my wedding. This is
already planned, this is already said. You will get a
Mickey anemony because there are more than one Mickey and Minnie.
Oh they're showing up to somebody else's go to the
task and get another suit.
Speaker 16 (01:12:59):
I don't care how many.
Speaker 35 (01:13:00):
It doesn't work like that.
Speaker 14 (01:13:01):
I want them at my wedding.
Speaker 35 (01:13:02):
I can guarantee you right now, Goofy and Pluto showing
up slow dance at the wedding ed dance.
Speaker 29 (01:13:10):
Dogs what No, I don't want the I don't want
them at my mood.
Speaker 35 (01:13:13):
It is kind of cute seeing Goofy dance, you know,
with his big top hat and.
Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
Boott What about? What about?
Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
What about?
Speaker 35 (01:13:20):
If I can get a few of the seven Dwarfs to.
Speaker 10 (01:13:22):
Come, I'm not gonna dance with the No.
Speaker 4 (01:13:25):
Okay, all right, well too well the last the wedding.
Speaker 35 (01:13:29):
Okay, well, just to let you know, if you cancel now,
we cannot refund you all your money.
Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
You will give it because you are not pretty.
Speaker 35 (01:13:35):
No, just to be sure. You don't want Donald Duck
showing up at the wedding with Daisy to slow dance.
Speaker 29 (01:13:40):
I don't want to stop.
Speaker 25 (01:13:41):
No, you can talk to who you supervisor, whoever you
have to talk to.
Speaker 29 (01:13:44):
I'm not talking to you anymore.
Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
You call me back.
Speaker 29 (01:13:46):
We're making many are coming to my wedding.
Speaker 16 (01:13:47):
Okay, this is what I'm dealing with.
Speaker 35 (01:13:50):
Didn't I tell you you got a bridezilla on your hands?
Speaker 4 (01:13:52):
My friend know what I got.
Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
But but you're.
Speaker 35 (01:13:55):
Gonna call it back and just totally act like you
have no idea what's going on, just calling this hello
and checking in on her all right, on our on our.
Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Day a.
Speaker 16 (01:14:05):
Hello, every baby phone, we have a po Shah.
Speaker 29 (01:14:10):
I got promoted and so we're dealing with some other
new guy right now.
Speaker 16 (01:14:13):
He said that Nicky and Minnie.
Speaker 18 (01:14:15):
Can't show up to our wedding.
Speaker 9 (01:14:16):
Oh, this is unacceptable.
Speaker 24 (01:14:17):
It's not that big.
Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
I mean, we're still getting It's not that big of
a deal. That's Mickey and baby.
Speaker 29 (01:14:23):
It's not a big and it's a big deal.
Speaker 10 (01:14:25):
But do you need to call him?
Speaker 29 (01:14:27):
Because I have talked to him and I am up here.
Speaker 16 (01:14:29):
I can't talk to them anymore.
Speaker 41 (01:14:30):
La, my wife, What do you want me to?
Speaker 16 (01:14:32):
What do you expect me to stay?
Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Your big m.
Speaker 29 (01:14:35):
It was a huge part of our wedding.
Speaker 35 (01:14:37):
Please, Danielle, Hello, my name's Garret. From me Elvis during
in the morning show, and you's got phone taps phone,
he's got a phone tap by your fiance.
Speaker 15 (01:14:49):
I am going to divorce you now.
Speaker 16 (01:14:50):
We're not me.
Speaker 9 (01:14:52):
I hate you, guys, Alvis Dauran phone time.
Speaker 30 (01:14:57):
This phone tap was pre recorded permissions the.
Speaker 28 (01:15:01):
Elvis Teroran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (01:15:08):
With Ellis in the Morning Show, they say, you know,
you really find out how compatible you are with someone
when you go on a vacation with them. You know,
you don't have to wait for that. You can actually
pick things up at the table. No, I mean they
could have some really really offensive habits. It makes you
just go.
Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
No, oh, my parents.
Speaker 10 (01:15:29):
I would break up with them if I went on
a date with either one of them because of the
way they act at restaurants.
Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
What do you mean?
Speaker 10 (01:15:34):
So as soon as food is placed on the table,
before they even try it, they will request hot sauce,
and if the hot sauce is not out quickly, they'll
ask again and again. They also immediately request a box
to go and put half their food in it. Then
just leave the box on the table the whole time,
and they just kind of harass the staff, Like every
time our waiter or waitress will come back, they ask
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them for another thing. I'm like, for the love of God, parents,
just leave them alone. Then if one of them orders fish,
they have an issue. So my dad hates the head
on a fish, my mom loves it. They'll fight with
the waiter standing right there about whether or not the
head can come out on the fish. It's so embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (01:16:12):
Everything you break up with your own parents.
Speaker 10 (01:16:15):
I love it with my parents. I love them, but
I can't go to restaurants with them.
Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
Well, they're saying here in this article that Froggy sent me,
these food opinions basically make you undateable for some people. Now, look,
I'm a firm believer in uh hey, if you want
to put ketchup on your steak, it's offensive for some people.
But if that's what you want to do, I support
it because you like it. It's something you like. And
they say in some restaurants if you ask, if you
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ask the staff for ketchup, they'll go ooh no, if
the chef found out, he would come out and slice
you in half of this but much I'm paying for
this steak, put whatever I want on it, exactly. Yeah.
If the chef becomes bigger than the customer, then that
that's a problem in that restaurant in my opinion. So
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they were asking some people about what they find well
kind of unattractive at dinner. How do you prefer your steak? Well,
this person says, well done steaks are for monsters. If
you want your steak well done, in my opinion, you
go for it. That doesn't offend me.
Speaker 11 (01:17:24):
Yeah, like hockey puck well done.
Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
Well, I know, But if that's what they want, do
you do you? Is it really gonna ruin? Okay, Danielle,
if you were dating Sheldon and you found out he
likes his steak incinerated hockey puck done, would that be
a deal breaker in your row? Okay, I think that's
what we're getting to here.
Speaker 8 (01:17:41):
Yeah, here's got to cook it that way for the
rest of your life if you stay with them.
Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
Okay, it's a pile of carcinogens. I agree. All right,
here's one for Nate. Yeah, this person, she says cow
cow's milk drinkers like a whole glass of cow's milk
and nothing else. No, that is a non Nate loves
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to drink a big frosty glass of milk with every meal.
I'm sorry. That's wrong.
Speaker 14 (01:18:12):
Whoever wrote this is just wrong.
Speaker 4 (01:18:15):
Okay, milk is fantastic. I got a glass this morning.
Speaker 10 (01:18:19):
Not only babies are supposed to drink some doctors.
Speaker 4 (01:18:25):
Physicians say that drinking cow's milk is only for babies
because it's what they need to jump start their lives.
And then once you get something to the prime age
of four, you.
Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
Could stop.
Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
H this person says deal breaker. Last person I went
with said she never gets hungry for pizza. Oh, she
never craves pizza, she said. And this guy goes on
to say, this is our first and last date. No,
that's okay. Person about sharing, she says, I would never
date someone that wouldn't share their food with me. If
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you ordered fries, they're our fries. You agree with that.
There's somebody totally If you get your fork near my plate,
I will take my fork and I will stab your face.
Speaker 10 (01:19:05):
Oh my god, I find that so horrible. I am
such a food sharer. As soon as I get it,
I offer it to other people. And if someone doesn't
do the same thing, I'm like.
Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
Who raised you?
Speaker 12 (01:19:14):
Oh God, my dad, God rest his soul. When my
mom put her fork in his plate once he threw
the salad.
Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
Hell, no, God.
Speaker 14 (01:19:24):
Like dad.
Speaker 4 (01:19:25):
Someone who doesn't eat dessert or has convinced themselves that
they don't like desserts or sweets, are you human? June says,
I will not date you.
Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
I agree.
Speaker 4 (01:19:34):
What's scary? Well, I got to eat a lot, as
you know, and I do. I eat a lot. Okay,
deal breakers for me are if you eat, if you.
Speaker 13 (01:19:42):
Treat your staff like crap, of course, and people who
dumb down the dish don't order buttered macaroni. And meanwhile,
they had the catchua pepe on the menu and it
was all descriptive and beautiful and you just say, no,
I just want a plain pasta with butter.
Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
But that's what they want. Scary to me, very crazy, then,
you know what, here's my question. I mean, okay, look,
I can see some things could be a little offensive
at dinner. But if I want my meal done a
certain way, it may be a pain in the ass
to listen to. It may be asking for too much
of a chef. I get that. But that doesn't make
me a total jerk. But it makes you a pain
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in the ass in life. Then, because I see red
labs everywhere, okay, okay, you know what, I kind of
see that. All right, here's someone I couldn't date, anyone
with a delicate stomach because they wouldn't be able to
handle my Mexican food that I love to cook. My
sister's boyfriend gets sick every time we go to Mexico
and she gets super annoyed with it. So you got
to be able to eat spicy food or you're not
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in my life. Let's see. Once I went on a
coffee date and went to put my milk in my
iced coffee. She was informed by my date that that's illegal.
It's a deal breaker. You can't put milk in Yeah,
you can put milk and coffee, but you know, in
Italy and in your some European areas they say, you know,
you only have milk in your coffee for breakfast after
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breakfast time. No cappuccinos, oh rule for some people. And
also putting cheese on fish is oh yeah, I've heard
that it's a big no, Young Gandhi.
Speaker 10 (01:21:14):
So one of the things that is a big deal
breaker for me, and I think Danielle can relate to this.
Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
If you ever watch ninety Day Fiance, they're.
Speaker 10 (01:21:20):
Obviously from different cultures and when one meets the others,
typically there's a giant meal involved, and one person is
always extremely rude about what that food is. If you're
rude about another culture's food without even trying it, without
even thinking about how much they've put into it, how
much effort has gone into this.
Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
I find that disgusting.
Speaker 10 (01:21:38):
I think it's so awful when people see foreign dishes
and just immediately ew. If you're not going to try it,
don't say anything about it. And even if you try it,
be polite to the other people. That's horrible.
Speaker 11 (01:21:48):
It does it does happen on ninety day fiance.
Speaker 14 (01:21:51):
Every time I'm not gonna eat that, I.
Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
Can't eat carry it smeuths. Okay, well you know what
you need to eat it, you know, And if you
don't like it and you form it a pin and say,
you know, here's why I don't really care for curry,
then I can buy that. People who are cheap tippers, goodbye.
Anyone who doesn't like cheese, good day, sir. Unless you're
like too. Its intolerant and something you said earlier, I
think it was scary. If you're rude to servers. Oh
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my god, my biggest pet peeve. You're out of my life.
Speaker 11 (01:22:18):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
Picky eaters are a turnoff for some people. In general,
eating with someone who's eating with someone is a good
barometer for personality. This person says, you don't have to
like to eat weird things, but if you refuse to
try and make the decision after trying. You're not an
adventurous person and won't like and try new things in
life as well. You're out of my life, says this person.
Speaker 12 (01:22:38):
Yes see, I'll try the food, but I can't promise
I won't spin it across the table.
Speaker 11 (01:22:44):
It just happened several times.
Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
Okay, at least that's a very honest opinion. So there's
this one guy and I'm not going to give his name,
but he was on Hot Chef or Best Chef or
whatever those show is called, and he does cooking videos
with these crazy foods. He does this thing where he'll
go to taste the food he made, and he'll scrape
his teeth on the fork as he pulls the fork
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out of his mouth. Oh it makes my skin crawl.
Stop it. Just use your lips. Don't use your teeth
on the fork. You know you know that sound I'm
talking about? Yes, he does? Anyone have a fork with
him right now?
Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Rock?
Speaker 24 (01:23:22):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
Oh, it drives me nuts. Jennifer Online twenty two. It's true, Jennifer,
if you're on a date with someone and things pop
up at the table that turn you off, it sometimes
ends that relationship, doesn't it.
Speaker 20 (01:23:36):
Yeah, I was just telling Nate that there's a place
in New Haven called Lose Lunch.
Speaker 4 (01:23:43):
What's it called?
Speaker 32 (01:23:44):
He lose Lunch?
Speaker 4 (01:23:46):
Oh, lose Lunch?
Speaker 20 (01:23:46):
Okay, okay, yes, and so he claims to make the
first like steam Hamburger. They're amazing, by the way, but
if you ask for a ketchup for any other condiments,
he will tell you to leave.
Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
If you want them, he'll tell you to leave. Height well, okay,
obviously that's his thing. Okay, Lose Lunch a little.
Speaker 20 (01:24:05):
Drastic, but no, it's amazing, though I'm not bashing him.
Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
It's amazing.
Speaker 20 (01:24:12):
And if you guys are ever in new and you
have to try it and see what.
Speaker 4 (01:24:16):
He does, I will, well, look, you know, I bet
the know. The Histemburgers are famous, actually, but and there
I hear they're fantastic. But gosh, you know, if someone
wants to catch up, I don't know. If you're in
the if you're in the business to make a living,
and sometimes you have to bend to what a customer wants.
Sometimes you have to bend to what a customer wants.
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But I guess he's doing so well that he's fine,
Thank you. Jennifer, have a great day. Thanks for listening
to us. I'm coming up for some clam pie really soon.
Speaker 20 (01:24:45):
Yes, you tell me when with you even though I
don't eat it, all right, I didn't know.
Speaker 11 (01:24:51):
I didn't think Elvis did either.
Speaker 4 (01:24:52):
I didn't know you like clam pie. Okay, thank guys.
If you want to do the old he's gay, doesn't
eat clam jokes. It's wow. Wow, there's a there's a
new way of being funny. Danielle.
Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
It's the Holy one. Second, Jennifer, thank you for your call,
and I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Thank you. Guys.
Speaker 4 (01:25:11):
Now what we're saying, Danielle, I.
Speaker 12 (01:25:13):
Was saying, it's the old way, but it's still funny.
Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
Jesus, Why it's it always just Danielle and I WI?
What are you four years old?
Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (01:25:24):
Sometimes Ashley Online twenty four Ashley, you're together with your husband.
Obviously he loves you, but there's something you do with
your steak that drives him nuts. What is that?
Speaker 6 (01:25:36):
I did my steak in ranch dressing?
Speaker 4 (01:25:38):
Okay, oh wow, it's what you want to promise.
Speaker 27 (01:25:41):
It's good.
Speaker 18 (01:25:41):
Don't knock it to try.
Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
I'm not. I'm not I'm never gonna yuck your youm
you know what I'm saying. Where are you from, Ashley, South, Georgia. Okay,
so you're close to State Country down there, And I'm
sure there are a lot of people who eat stakes.
They have to have it a certain way. It's like
up here in New York. After pizza isn't a certain way,
then you are stupid. They hate you. But yeah, you know,
but I gotta be honest. I'm a little picky about
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pizza too. If you like breakfast pizza, no, I can't
do it.
Speaker 6 (01:26:10):
Won breakfast pizza, Well, they did put.
Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
Eggs and bacon on it. And also, oh and here's
when I'm gonna get my ass kicked for this Hawaiian
pizza with pineapple and ham on it. No, I'm with you,
you like it. Speaking of ranch dressing, actually, a lot
of people love to put ranch dressing on their pizza.
And I was and I was like, I'm like, I
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don't know, and I I tried it. I loved it,
So you know who am I?
Speaker 25 (01:26:36):
Yeah, ranch is just one of those staples you always
have to have around.
Speaker 4 (01:26:41):
Well, don't take it to uh lose lunch in New Haven? Yeah,
kicked you, right, out all right, thank you so much.
Thank you Ashley, have a great day, thanks for listening.
Love you more. We love you. Have a great day.
There you go, just kind of picky about our foods.
But please please don't use your teeth on the fork
as you pulled up.
Speaker 42 (01:27:01):
Okay, I love the show because of all you got.
Speaker 4 (01:27:08):
Who else has hard nibbles right now?
Speaker 9 (01:27:10):
The topics, the characters.
Speaker 4 (01:27:11):
It's Scottie Beemer, he puts his man christor Michael Openheimer.
Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
This is Moscolas.
Speaker 9 (01:27:20):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 28 (01:27:32):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (01:27:37):
Okay, let's just a little something to think about as
we get into this conversation. Sometimes people are in a
bad mood. You know, celebrities are people too, you know
what I'm saying. I mean, can you imagine, you know,
if everyone's always in your way and wanting your autograph
in a picture and I know, I know, I know, Well,
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if you're a celebrity, that's part of the Okay, I
get I get that. But sometimes it may be a
bit much for some of these people. I don't know.
So as we talk about these celebrities who have are
allegedly a holes, for instance, let's let's let's start with
a scary Jerry Seinfeld story.
Speaker 13 (01:28:15):
Yes, I was at a charity event and I was
lucky enough to be in the same room with Jerry
Seinfeld and Steve Martin, I mean, comedy icons right there
talking to each other, having a conversation. So I went
up to them and I said, hey, guys, can I
get a picture? And I was talking to them for
five minutes before I did, and then finally Jerry they
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about to give me the picture.
Speaker 4 (01:28:36):
Steve was into it.
Speaker 13 (01:28:37):
Jerry's like no, j was like, listen, isn't it isn't
it just do the Jerry Seinfeld.
Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
Voice, Elvis, Well, isn't it good? I don't know what
you want. Don't include me in your story. Isn't it
just royalty?
Speaker 13 (01:28:52):
You're a monk royalty right now having a conversation with
us enough for you.
Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
Forget about that. Put the camera away. We're having a
conversation here. And he kind of tricked me, it's not
wanting a picture with him. When you originally told this story,
you didn't tell it like that. You said that you
wanted a picture with Jerry Seinfeld and Steve Martin and
they were in the middle of a private conversation and
you interrupted them and pass them. Yeah, well that's what
you said. You interrupted, You interrupted their conversation. I did, yeah, because.
Speaker 12 (01:29:17):
I'm like, this is a big good But now you
said that you were having the conversation with them, you
changed your story.
Speaker 13 (01:29:22):
I weaved slowly in and then we've talked. I was
talking to them for a couple of minutes before I finally.
Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
Traded their conversation too.
Speaker 8 (01:29:32):
It's as bad as when you when you made Elton
John take a picture with you and he looked like
he would rather be getting postop.
Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:29:40):
I look, you know, look, if you're a celebrity, I'm
you're I'm assuming that you're accustomed to people coming up
and wanting pictures, and you'll, thank god they want your
picture one day they won't. That's my motto.
Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
Right.
Speaker 11 (01:29:50):
We had Barry Manilow.
Speaker 12 (01:29:52):
I took my mom some place, very manel She loves him,
and he looked like he wanted to kill himself like this.
Speaker 11 (01:30:00):
My fore mom walked away. She's like, he's not very nice.
Speaker 4 (01:30:03):
Well no, you know, after what I said about him
in my book, his people called and they yelled it.
They yelled at black people. Yeah, because he was a
total jerk. He was an a hole. And I said
that in my book. Mister Battelow says he's never been
interviewed by your client, Elvis Durand well, it wasn't that
an interview. It was at a charity concert anyway. So
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you know, you got to take into account where they
are as well. And you know, if they're like having dinner, yeah,
you don't want to go to their table and interrupt
them stuff like that. Anyway, with that said, let's go
talk to Christy line four. Hey, Christy, Hey, how you doing.
Speaker 27 (01:30:40):
I'm so excited?
Speaker 4 (01:30:42):
Okay, So who is rude to you?
Speaker 27 (01:30:45):
Well, my nephew actually, and who can be mean to
a little kid? I mean it's in kindergarten. But we
were at a celebrity golf tournament and Tom Brady, no.
Speaker 4 (01:30:57):
Letter tell her story. Come on now, okay, what.
Speaker 15 (01:30:59):
Happened to stand them?
Speaker 27 (01:31:02):
Well, you know he wanted an autograph. Everybody gave autographs
and Tom Brady was going to his car and all
the kid wanted was an autographed and he was like, no,
I'm not giving autographs, and my nephew just started crying.
I mean he was like six years old and it
was it was so sad. I mean, I teach kindergarten.
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I mean, these poor kids, all they want is an autograph.
And he was his favorite. I mean there was justin
Timberlake and all these people and everybody was so nice,
and Tom Brady was such an a hole. I can't
stand him. I hope he just falls into a hole.
Speaker 4 (01:31:40):
No no, no, no no no. All right, Well, thank you,
and I so what about your nephew. Does he still
idolize Tom Brady?
Speaker 27 (01:31:51):
Oh oh no, no, no, no, no no. And he's like
twenty one now and he has never rooted for them ever.
Speaker 4 (01:31:58):
Yeah, see what happens right there?
Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
You go.
Speaker 4 (01:32:01):
I love you guys, love you more, love you Moore,
take it easy, yeah, gandhi?
Speaker 2 (01:32:04):
What well?
Speaker 10 (01:32:05):
I don't even like Tom Brady, Okay, but I'm gonna
say I know for a fact that he gets approached
all the time for autographs, and sometimes parents and really
creepy fans will send a child to get the autograph
and then they try to turn around and sell it
and do really weird things for it or with it.
So maybe that's why he was a jerk. But again,
don't like Tom Brady. So I want to believe he
was actually.
Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
Yeah, see Christy, Christy wasn't doing it. She was doing
it for her nephew. Robert Online nine, Hey, Robert, Hey,
good morning Robert. Now which celebrity was a jerk to you?
Speaker 7 (01:32:34):
Well, it was really to my wife. My wife was
a huge Bear Naked Ladies fan, and we actually follow
them on tour with the vehicles just do wherever they went.
We went. Well, when they come out after the show,
they do the little walk through meet and greet with
people out back. My wife took a picture with every member.
When it came to Stephen Page and I asked if
(01:32:55):
I could take his picture, he says, what difference does
it make? You're gonna do it anyway. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah,
camera away didn't know it.
Speaker 4 (01:33:02):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (01:33:04):
I hate how wonderful Canada is that I had to
dump that, so I will sandwich that with the good ones.
The best celebrity I ever met was Russell Peters.
Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
I love him. He's a He's an Indian comedian. If
people don't know who he is, he's hilarous.
Speaker 7 (01:33:22):
He was nice and he is one of the nicest
guys you will ever meet. The things he did the
things he did when he found out I wanted an autograph.
We're unbelievable, pulled me back into the green room, kept
me back to kept offering me something to eat or drink.
Sweetest man you ever met.
Speaker 4 (01:33:37):
You know, it's good. It's good to hear the positive ones.
Very good to hear that. All right, listen you and
your wife. You know, I know you hate baar naked
ladies now, but just not all of them, just one
of them. So it's good. All right, Robert, thank you
very much. Uh, let's see a line fifteen is Jace.
Let's go talk to him. Hey, jays, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 23 (01:33:56):
Let's how you guys doing.
Speaker 4 (01:33:57):
We're doing okay? So which celebrity was rude to you?
Speaker 13 (01:34:00):
Uh?
Speaker 23 (01:34:01):
There's this lady who's on the radio. Her name is
miss daniel.
Speaker 4 (01:34:04):
Monaro, Danielle. Come on, what I do? Were cooking? All right?
Speaker 14 (01:34:10):
Tell me what I did?
Speaker 4 (01:34:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 33 (01:34:11):
What did?
Speaker 4 (01:34:12):
What did she do to you?
Speaker 23 (01:34:13):
So this had to have been about ten or fifteen
years ago. I was living in New York and I
was hearing you guys on multiple stations. Because you guys
are syndicated, I didn't know how it worked. I called
up there and I was like, oh my goodness, hey,
wait a minute, what radio station is this? And Danielle
said to you one hundred and I went, well, wait
a minute. You're on Q one O two and you're
on this one and you're on that one. She goes, geah, syndication.
(01:34:34):
I'm like, so wait a minute. You guys work for
all of them. And her favorite line, she says, what
are you stupid?
Speaker 11 (01:34:45):
Oh god, I don't recall the conversation.
Speaker 4 (01:34:48):
Wait, he recalls it, what are you stupid?
Speaker 14 (01:34:53):
Stupid answer?
Speaker 11 (01:34:54):
I must have been answering the phones back then.
Speaker 23 (01:34:56):
I guess it was about ten or fifteen years ago,
and I was like, wait a minute, that was rude,
But I love you today. That's the damn shore.
Speaker 2 (01:35:03):
I love you.
Speaker 23 (01:35:06):
You know it was you, because I don't think anybody
else has ever asked me if I was.
Speaker 4 (01:35:10):
Before you know, you weren't answering phones then you were
on there. And you know what he said, Even as
you were so so mean and evil to him, he
still likes listening to the show and still likes you there.
Speaker 11 (01:35:21):
Very sweet of you. Don't be stupid. That's all.
Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
I know, because I know how she says it. She
says it to me all the time.
Speaker 11 (01:35:30):
If I say that to you, I love you.
Speaker 4 (01:35:32):
So yeah, all right, thank you Jason. She loves you.
She loves you. I'll call you stupid Steve on like three,
Hello Steve, Steve, are you still there? Like we lost Steve?
He was calling to say that Michael Winslow was mean
to him.
Speaker 39 (01:35:49):
I'm here, I'm here.
Speaker 4 (01:35:50):
Well where'd you go? Oh my god? We thought we
lost you, Steve. Steve. So, Michael Winslow, he's the comedian
guy that does the sound effects, and he was in
a movie like a fifteen twenty years ago or more.
Speaker 39 (01:36:02):
Yeah, the Police Academy movies, remember exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:36:05):
Yes, yes, he's the guy that made it, makes all
the like the sound effects.
Speaker 11 (01:36:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 39 (01:36:09):
Yeah. So what happened to intern? I was an intern
at a radio station, right, and he was like my
first celebrity I was in because he was doing a
comedy show. So I went up to him. I'm like, hey,
mister Winslow, I have an on air radio show on
my college radio station. Can you just do like as
id for me? And He's like, no, my voice is trademark,
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I cannot do that. So I'm like all right, cool.
Speaker 4 (01:36:34):
I walk out.
Speaker 39 (01:36:35):
Then he said to the host of the show, keep
that psychopath away from me. So I'm like, I'm like,
I found I found this out after the fact. I'm like, bitch,
you ain't seen psychopath yet.
Speaker 4 (01:36:52):
Oh my god. Well, Michael Winslow, what's he? What's he
doing now? Do you know?
Speaker 39 (01:36:59):
Is he?
Speaker 4 (01:37:00):
I know he's wish he's wishing?
Speaker 39 (01:37:02):
You do you do a sound effect of the chainsaw
cutting off his freaking arms?
Speaker 20 (01:37:06):
That?
Speaker 4 (01:37:09):
Okay, anger there, Steve. You know, even though it's even
though it's years later, you are now officially an intern
for our show and you can come up here anytime
you want.
Speaker 15 (01:37:20):
I would love to.
Speaker 39 (01:37:20):
That would be my dream. Come to you, guys.
Speaker 4 (01:37:22):
Thank you, thank you psycho. You're fabulous by Steve. His text,
he says Chevy Chase was an a hole.
Speaker 12 (01:37:31):
I've heard nobody says that we had the same thing
with him.
Speaker 4 (01:37:36):
And his wife is the sweetest lady in the world.
Speaker 14 (01:37:38):
His wife is so nice.
Speaker 32 (01:37:40):
I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (01:37:41):
I don't know what you know what I don't know?
Connie fun Hey, Connie Hi, and so who was roude
to you?
Speaker 19 (01:37:52):
The old thing twins.
Speaker 4 (01:37:54):
Both of them room at the same time. That's double
what happened.
Speaker 19 (01:38:00):
Well, we were at a kmart in Bridgehampton, so already
off to a bad start.
Speaker 7 (01:38:05):
Okay, I love.
Speaker 4 (01:38:06):
That kmart by the way, Hampton, love it.
Speaker 19 (01:38:10):
But I got so excited as a kid of the nineties.
Oh my god, the Olsen twins. So I went up
to them to ask for a photo. They both looked
at each other, rolled their eyes and said, this is
not the appropriate place in time. Go scurry along.
Speaker 4 (01:38:25):
The worst scurry o grouse.
Speaker 27 (01:38:29):
Yep, yep.
Speaker 11 (01:38:30):
Oh.
Speaker 19 (01:38:31):
I wish I was making it up, but it truly happened,
and then I was very sad. But later that same
night I met Jennifer Lopez, so it made it all
the better.
Speaker 4 (01:38:39):
So did Jennifer Lopez tell you to scurry along? Or
was she polite?
Speaker 19 (01:38:44):
She was the nicest woman in the world.
Speaker 15 (01:38:46):
She was gorgeous.
Speaker 19 (01:38:47):
She waved to us and wished us a happy you
know Saturday.
Speaker 4 (01:38:50):
She was lovely, lovely, good to hear it, A happy
ending for your day. All right, listen, thank you for
listening to us. And if I see the Olsen Twins,
I'm gonna let them know how I feel about them. Good.
Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
If I ever see them.
Speaker 9 (01:39:05):
They wake me up like the morning show.
Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
Are we on? We're Love?
Speaker 28 (01:39:09):
Elvis da Ran in the morning show? Is Elvis Wan
in the morning Show.
Speaker 4 (01:39:19):
So it's so it's so interesting to look back to
your school days, maybe high school, Okay, maybe even further
than that, Greade school. The things that happened to you
back then shaped you into who you are now. It's
it's it's hard to connect the dots sometimes, but I
know that. You know, when I was a kid, I
was a loner and I uh, I was very awkward
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or in other kids. And because of that, they weren't
always kind to me. And it wasn't awful, but it
was it was enough to make me just want to
be at home by myself, with my creativity and my imagination.
And I was fine. And I truly believe now that
because that I'm here with you guys today, absolutely I
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need I needed an outlet to connect with people, and
I couldn't do it face to face, so I did
it through radio and I wrote about it in the
book and everything like that, and so it it's things
like that you can kind of connect to Dodge and see, well,
things that maybe weren't that great then turned out to
be great things for you today. Do you, Gandhi, do
(01:40:24):
you have anything like that from your past that you
can identify with absolutely.
Speaker 10 (01:40:27):
I actually had a teacher when I was younger straight
say to me and then call my mother into the
office to also tell my mom that I was a
failure and a loser and I was never going to
amount to anything.
Speaker 4 (01:40:37):
Would so a teacher used the words failure and loser.
Speaker 3 (01:40:41):
Never gonna amount to anything? Yes, And to be fair
to her a little bit, I was.
Speaker 10 (01:40:46):
A pain in the ass when I was a kid.
I think I didn't have enough to do. I got bored,
so I would start acting like a jerk in class.
You act out for a reason, right, So I would
act like, you know, a little bit rambunctious, and she
just absolutely hated me. But instead of just leaving it there,
let's figure out something else for you to do, she
decided to tell me that I sucked and I was
a loser, and then she called my mom in told
my mom the same thing.
Speaker 3 (01:41:06):
Mamma, Gandhi was not happy about that, I know.
Speaker 4 (01:41:08):
But so, how did that experience as a child scar
you a little bit yet catapult you into a life
of success, Because obviously you're very successful.
Speaker 10 (01:41:17):
Thank you It made me take a step back and think,
what am I doing that makes her think I'm such
a horrible person? What am I doing to her that's
really bothering her? Because I don't want to do that
to somebody, Like what kind of teacher gets that upset
with a kid that they say something like that, Well.
Speaker 4 (01:41:31):
I know, and a teacher to be using the words
like failure or a loser. That's really that she had
a problem of some sort.
Speaker 2 (01:41:38):
Now.
Speaker 4 (01:41:38):
Then later on in life, I was doing weekends at
a radio station and the program director, Bob Mackenzie, who
I wrote about I spelled his name out for you,
called me and fired me over the phone and said
I should probably leave radio because radio is nothing I
would ever succeed at doing.
Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
Oh how does he feel?
Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
Now? I don't know who cares.
Speaker 10 (01:41:56):
I had a program director say that to me. He
called me into his office after I apply for a
job and he said, and a quote, I'm sorry, you
were never going to get that job anyway. They're looking
for a rock star and you're just never going to
be one.
Speaker 4 (01:42:06):
By the way, this conversation is going somewhere, and I
think it will be relatable to almost everyone listening. I
was reading yesterday that Adam Sandler had an acting teacher
here in NYU who took him out for a beer
and gently told him he should quit because he would
never make it.
Speaker 3 (01:42:25):
Gently told him, yeah, he.
Speaker 4 (01:42:27):
Said, look, you know, Adam, you're not going to make it.
Speaker 3 (01:42:31):
That acting teacher was wrong exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:42:33):
So what I'm trying to say here is, think back,
who told you you would not amount to anything?
Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
Right?
Speaker 10 (01:42:42):
And do you not think that those comments pushed you
just a little bit harder than some of the people
who are always clapping for you and always telling you're
doing a great job because you want to prove somebody wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:42:51):
Well, like, now I'm going to work harder.
Speaker 4 (01:42:53):
Well, okay, keep in mind, yeah, you know, using those
to help propel you, that's a smart way to do it.
But there are so many people who are told they're
going to amount to nothing and they live with it.
Speaker 3 (01:43:03):
Right, they buy it, They buy it. It's not true.
Speaker 4 (01:43:06):
Don't buy it, No, not at all.
Speaker 3 (01:43:07):
Do what I do be fueled by vengeance. It really
takes you far.
Speaker 4 (01:43:10):
Well, vengeance is kind of scary, Gandhi. But here's my point, though,
anyone who's listening right now, who is in high school
or younger or older doesn't matter, and you feel as
if you are surrounded by people who really truly have
it freaking together more than you ever will. It's not true,
you know, And every time I have talked to high
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school kids about how they're doing now, I always say,
whatever you're experiencing in this universe you're living in in
high school, that is all going to go away the
moment you graduate. Once you're out of high school and
you move on to college or wherever you're going after
high school, it's a whole new world, whole new set
of rules. And if you feel like you really were
(01:43:52):
a failure in high school, you're almost guaranteed some sort
of great success beyond. I agree, it's true. I have
Ellen here, Hi Ellen, what's going on?
Speaker 22 (01:44:03):
Hi guys, how are you tod? I?
Speaker 4 (01:44:04):
Oh, you know, I'm doing even better now that you're
on the phone. Because you teach high school, you know
exactly what we're talking about.
Speaker 12 (01:44:09):
Right, Yeah.
Speaker 22 (01:44:11):
So every day, you know, we have kids that come
in and you know, you see those moments where a
kid says or does something and you realize that they
kind of they've just changed the course of their life
and their path and where they're going.
Speaker 3 (01:44:24):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (01:44:26):
Wow. I mean, so look at your high school education, Ellen,
how were you in high school versus how are you
the moment you got out of high school? How did
your world get better?
Speaker 22 (01:44:35):
Everything came naturally to me in high school. I got
good grads. I got all these and then when we
go to college, suddenly I was getting c's, d's, I
was failing classes. And it took a while, but eventually
I got back on track and I realized, you know,
no one's going to help me anymore, so you know
I need to help myself.
Speaker 4 (01:44:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 23 (01:44:53):
So it took me a little longer.
Speaker 22 (01:44:54):
To graduate college, but I did. I got my Dogelor's
a teacher. I got my master's, getting ready to go
for a second masters.
Speaker 4 (01:45:01):
And good for you. So, so your ditch happened. Uh,
you've filled into your ditch in college, but then you
pulled yourself out and you realized no one could do
it but you. That's great, Listen, Ellen, all these high
school students you deal with every day, always remind them, Hey,
there's a great life waiting for you. You got to
believe me. Just hang on right.
Speaker 22 (01:45:22):
Uh, you guess what I do? I actually I teach
in cleans. You know, some of our kids you just
feel like there's no ascuite for them. So every day
we just trying to help them find something. Well, what
are you interested in? And till we get you to where.
Speaker 7 (01:45:32):
You want to be.
Speaker 4 (01:45:33):
I love you, Ellen. You know I have the thing
for teachers. Fact, I'm hot for teacher. Listen, Dellen, thank
you for listening to us. Have a great day.
Speaker 23 (01:45:40):
Okay, you too, Thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:45:42):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (01:45:43):
I think it's really important too.
Speaker 10 (01:45:44):
It's great when people believe in you and they have
your back, but it's so much more important and difficult
to believe in yourself. And if you believe in yourself
a little bit, you're gonna end up finding the people
who do believe in you and have your back and
help you do the things that you want to do.
Speaker 4 (01:45:56):
There you go.
Speaker 9 (01:45:57):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis, Duran. The Elvis phone tap scary.
Speaker 13 (01:46:02):
So we have the ability to connect two phone lines
together here in our studios.
Speaker 4 (01:46:06):
So I figured I would call one takeout.
Speaker 13 (01:46:08):
Restaurant on one line, and then call a second restaurant
on the second line, and then connect the two lines
together to try and make them talk to each other.
Speaker 4 (01:46:17):
I used to do this when I was a kid.
I was like seven years old. And now you make
a living doing you know how or why? Here we go.
Let's see what happens when Scary gets freaky with it?
Speaker 2 (01:46:26):
Help you?
Speaker 4 (01:46:27):
I like to play an order?
Speaker 16 (01:46:28):
Please?
Speaker 2 (01:46:29):
Oh okay, pick up at the livery delivery.
Speaker 16 (01:46:33):
Okay, I get the phone on the praise.
Speaker 13 (01:46:36):
Well it's no eight six seven, it's six seven five
three oh nine.
Speaker 16 (01:46:45):
What's his name?
Speaker 4 (01:46:46):
Jenny?
Speaker 25 (01:46:48):
Jenny?
Speaker 2 (01:46:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (01:46:50):
And uh what the editors paid.
Speaker 4 (01:46:52):
Sixteen hundred Pennsylvania Avenue?
Speaker 16 (01:46:59):
Uh six years to the avenue. Uh, I don't. I'm sorry,
I'm not able to locate in the you.
Speaker 21 (01:47:08):
Know, we cannot deliver to if your project we cannot deliver.
Speaker 25 (01:47:11):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (01:47:11):
We don't live in the projects. Okay, live in our house,
a white house.
Speaker 2 (01:47:17):
Okay, but the sixteen.
Speaker 4 (01:47:20):
Okay, look fine, look i'll help you out after.
Speaker 35 (01:47:23):
Can I make an order?
Speaker 16 (01:47:25):
What would you like to order?
Speaker 4 (01:47:26):
I'll take number three dash three my you.
Speaker 22 (01:47:29):
Okay, so your miracle my cock mile and uh it
is a super with the slice pee mere.
Speaker 16 (01:47:36):
Cock okay, mill coke? Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:47:38):
How many one one?
Speaker 34 (01:47:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:47:40):
Okay? Also, uh, some of the porridge here?
Speaker 2 (01:47:43):
John John buck jeek it's the four ash one four.
Speaker 4 (01:47:48):
That'sh one yeah.
Speaker 13 (01:47:48):
Also jangle guy, uh fifty five okay. Also, uh, let
me get some of the puke puke boing away guy?
Speaker 16 (01:48:00):
Do you do like a white rice on the side?
Speaker 4 (01:48:02):
White rice? Yeah, let me get some of the sixty
one one.
Speaker 2 (01:48:07):
That's a hell on com it's a long time. Yeah'll
take that.
Speaker 4 (01:48:12):
It's a schlang tongue, shlung tongue, shlang tongue. I'll take
one of those.
Speaker 25 (01:48:18):
It's a very good it's very popular.
Speaker 4 (01:48:20):
Could you he could you hold on one second?
Speaker 2 (01:48:23):
Okay? Sure?
Speaker 16 (01:48:24):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (01:48:29):
Hello, all, I'd like to place an order please, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (01:48:35):
Let me get a order of fun found out.
Speaker 2 (01:48:39):
With a checking what chicken? Okay?
Speaker 13 (01:48:46):
Also, uh, penna vodka and I'm one chicken palm. Okay,
please hold on a second. Somebody's at my door. Tell
my friend over here, okay.
Speaker 16 (01:48:57):
Nodel you know the total is the sixty seven forty nine,
the ladish and the excuse a boma time cla yes,
the address please, we still a problem with the Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2 (01:49:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 16 (01:49:17):
I can't I can't locate.
Speaker 2 (01:49:18):
In the Google.
Speaker 16 (01:49:19):
It's okay, Pennsylvania what okay the address?
Speaker 25 (01:49:23):
Do you have a different address?
Speaker 2 (01:49:24):
We can have what your bombing?
Speaker 16 (01:49:27):
Okay, okay, I have your order, you know, so I
say again, please.
Speaker 2 (01:49:31):
You order want me or cookum jumpbop job jumbo?
Speaker 16 (01:49:35):
You want jumbo shreckly callem. God said no, yes, we
have me. Yes, okay, you ordered the calm. Okay, it's
no problem, okay, no problem.
Speaker 25 (01:49:46):
So so what this address is?
Speaker 2 (01:49:48):
A don't know the people? Wait?
Speaker 16 (01:49:50):
Tell us. I do not understand you, sir. I'm sorry,
I'm not understanding inside you ordered them fongo?
Speaker 2 (01:49:57):
Right my fhongo? Oh?
Speaker 21 (01:49:59):
I why why I don't Why are you cursing for me?
Speaker 2 (01:50:03):
Why you want a more?
Speaker 16 (01:50:05):
What can you insult me?
Speaker 21 (01:50:06):
Now?
Speaker 16 (01:50:07):
I know say that to you. If you can't speak
in English, please don't go on here. I'm not calling
you know.
Speaker 2 (01:50:14):
I'm trying to take your order.
Speaker 16 (01:50:16):
I'm telling you order. You know I know when someone
is cursing for me. You know I know what you're saying.
So you know, do you want my fungo and the
chicken page signor why?
Speaker 2 (01:50:26):
Why? Why?
Speaker 16 (01:50:27):
Why are you yetting? Why are you adding now? Changing
a lot of three four things? Now? What do you
want that we don't have a chicken parmadan.
Speaker 2 (01:50:35):
Now you.
Speaker 16 (01:50:38):
Please say no, I have anther customer. Just tell me
what you want, sir.
Speaker 2 (01:50:42):
Call back when you have order.
Speaker 16 (01:50:43):
Correct, okay, I correct? You want more? Do you want chick? Correct?
Speaker 33 (01:50:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:50:52):
A minion in wonder there? You hung up on me.
I wanted to give him.
Speaker 2 (01:51:00):
Hang up on you? Okay, and your terrible manner.
Speaker 16 (01:51:03):
Okay, I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (01:51:04):
You want to order, you come?
Speaker 2 (01:51:05):
You come inside restaurant. Okay, no more, no more power
for you.
Speaker 4 (01:51:08):
Could you tell me I need a total for the order,
and I need you to tell me how much it is.
And I need you to tell me what.
Speaker 16 (01:51:14):
Hell you order?
Speaker 2 (01:51:17):
You ordered the mealcle you know?
Speaker 16 (01:51:22):
Okay? You are a local. Okay, please do not bother
you call? No call please, no me listen, you do
not call you. I call the police. Okay, I'll come
down to your pressure.
Speaker 2 (01:51:34):
Okay. Can I.
Speaker 16 (01:51:37):
Phone next time you call?
Speaker 2 (01:51:37):
I called police? Why? Why police? Me saying no, you
called here?
Speaker 16 (01:51:41):
Why are you calling the police? You want to Tracy one,
I'm not cleaning. You're crazy. I'm calling the police.
Speaker 2 (01:51:45):
Okay.
Speaker 16 (01:51:47):
Now, local roan, I'm turning to run the business today, Okay,
tell me start my business. Okay, people are here waiting.
Speaker 2 (01:51:54):
I go goodbye. Hello, Hello, Juice, my friend.
Speaker 16 (01:52:01):
I don't mean to be disrespectful.
Speaker 4 (01:52:04):
He's heavily medicated. I'm sorry.
Speaker 13 (01:52:06):
I just wanted to place that order and I asked
him what he wanted, and he picked up the phone
and he started talking to you. So I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (01:52:13):
I ever seen.
Speaker 16 (01:52:15):
Expectful and mine a.
Speaker 9 (01:52:25):
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Speaker 9 (01:52:47):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (01:52:52):
So, Danielle, our girlfriend Gandhi is going through something that
we've all been through from time to time. Yes, look,
a good friend. You want, you want them to be happy,
you want them to be out there dating someone that's
cool for them. It just so happens you hate the
person they're dating. Cappen tough plenty of times. So it's
okay to talk about this, Yes.
Speaker 3 (01:53:12):
We can talk about it.
Speaker 10 (01:53:13):
I really dislike my friend's boyfriend, and it's really tricky
because I know my friend is just so in love,
so I don't know what to do. And at first
I thought, Okay, maybe it's a me thing and I'm
being a brat, I'm being possessive. I need to be
more open minded to the person. Every one of our
friends who has met this boyfriend hates them too.
Speaker 4 (01:53:32):
So what to do?
Speaker 3 (01:53:34):
Do I tell my friend, Hey, uh, your boyfriend really sucks?
Or do you just let it go? Because I know
I'm going to lose this battle?
Speaker 4 (01:53:40):
So you know, So what's so weird here is Gandhi.
You never ever hold back, And I think it's so
weird that your best friend you have not told this
best friend how you feel about the boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (01:53:51):
Because I know how much my friend is in love
with this person.
Speaker 4 (01:53:54):
That's a tough one.
Speaker 3 (01:53:55):
It's a tough one.
Speaker 11 (01:53:56):
She said she'll probably lose her friend if that she doesn't.
Speaker 10 (01:53:58):
I think I will, Like, I just know how the
relationship is. I know how smitten my friend is. I
think they're gonna get married.
Speaker 3 (01:54:05):
And I'm like, oh God, this dude, she's gonna be
part of my life forever.
Speaker 12 (01:54:10):
I guess she doesn't know how to be treated. Then
she must never have been in a relationship which she
knows that he has nicer.
Speaker 3 (01:54:16):
So it's tricky and like the boyfriend's not even nice
to the family, which to me is.
Speaker 4 (01:54:20):
The biggest run at So it's not you, it's not
a problem you have, it's this person's a bad person. Yeah,
all right, Hey, Rachel, are you there?
Speaker 17 (01:54:29):
Yeah, I'm yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:54:30):
So you're going through the same thing Gandhi's going through.
You hate your best friend's boyfriend. You argue with him
all the time, so they know it's no secret. They
know how you feel about him, right, yeah.
Speaker 17 (01:54:40):
No, and me and him, we do argue all the time.
He always thinks he's right. It's very annoying. So she
pulled me aside the other day and she goes, why
don't you like him? And I was like, I know,
you just got to have a relationship. He is a rebound.
He is not here forever. And she was like okay,
and she goes, well, can you tell me what you
don't like about him?
Speaker 31 (01:55:00):
Look at her, and I go, he crashed.
Speaker 17 (01:55:01):
Your brand new car and he did not pay you back.
Speaker 19 (01:55:04):
Let's just start with that.
Speaker 10 (01:55:05):
Okay, Well that's many fresh cars.
Speaker 4 (01:55:09):
But overall, he's just a not a bad guy. He's
not a good guy.
Speaker 17 (01:55:14):
No, he's not a good guy. And the reason he
was driving her cars because he doesn't have enough money
to put his car on the road. But I mean,
like whatever, I can still look past that. But the
other day we all went out, well, not the other day.
It was in December. We went out for Christmas dinner,
me and to my girlfriends. We all bring our significant others,
you know. She brought him and at the table, he
randomly started unbuttoning his shirt and we're like, what are
(01:55:36):
you doing? And he's like, Mortimer needs to join the party,
and we're.
Speaker 18 (01:55:40):
Like, who is he?
Speaker 17 (01:55:41):
He has a skull on his chest, it's a tattoo,
and he like randomly unbuttons it and says that he
needs to join.
Speaker 11 (01:55:47):
The party, telling her to run the other director.
Speaker 4 (01:55:52):
I don't know. I'm this guy. He and his friend Mortimer.
All right, so okay, okay. Does he treat your friend well?
I mean, is he good to her?
Speaker 31 (01:56:06):
Sometimes?
Speaker 24 (01:56:07):
But not always.
Speaker 17 (01:56:08):
He's let me start off also by saying he's still married.
He hasn't got a separation from his white.
Speaker 4 (01:56:13):
Are they living together? He and his wife?
Speaker 17 (01:56:16):
No, they're not living together, but they He says he
doesn't have enough money to separate from her. I don't
know if that's true or not, but he's still, like
I said, technically with his ex wife. He does live
on his own, but he also has like anger issues too.
And she's said that to me before, and I'm like, well,
what are you still doing?
Speaker 16 (01:56:35):
Then?
Speaker 20 (01:56:35):
She?
Speaker 17 (01:56:35):
I love her, I do, I just she does not
have the best choice when it comes to boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (01:56:39):
Well, you know, here's the thing, Well, one of the
many things. You know, it's your friend, and you know
she has decided through through all the bad points this
guy carries, she likes him. She she there's something there
and even though you feel like he is bad for her,
he's bad for everyone, including his skull Mortimer. You know
what I'm saying. You had you had to, like, you
(01:57:02):
have to back her up, and she's got to. She
has to learn her own lessons, you know. I mean,
I know you want to be a good friend.
Speaker 2 (01:57:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (01:57:08):
Am I wrong?
Speaker 4 (01:57:08):
Maybe I'm wrong?
Speaker 2 (01:57:09):
No, it's.
Speaker 3 (01:57:11):
You don't want to lose a friend.
Speaker 4 (01:57:13):
You don't want to lose your friends.
Speaker 17 (01:57:14):
Right, And that's the thing too. I feel like since
they started dating, me and her I hung out not
a lot anymore. And I don't know, it's just heartbreaking
because I feel like I am missing one of my
best friends, and it's I just, you know, I don't
feel like hanging out with him.
Speaker 24 (01:57:25):
That's really what it's.
Speaker 4 (01:57:27):
Well, here's here's another way of looking at it. What
if this guy was a great guy and you really
did approve, but you still saw your friend less. I mean,
you would still be upset you've come out.
Speaker 17 (01:57:35):
That would be that, Oh my gosh, that would be
totally fine. I wouldn't understand that. I just want her
to be happy in the end, and I want her
to be treated correctly to be happy. But if she's
not treated correctly, that's kind of the issue.
Speaker 11 (01:57:45):
And it's a lot of times you just have to
be careful too, because they'll say you're just jealous. You're
just jealous, you know, mind your business.
Speaker 17 (01:57:52):
Yeah, it's I don't know, it's it's me, it's our
other friends. It's her family too, like a family doesn't
like me either. It's just it's hard, all.
Speaker 4 (01:57:59):
Right, Okay, here's my thought, Rachel. As you know, you
heard Gandhi say the same thing you said. The difference
is is her best friend doesn't know how she feels
about the boyfriend. She keeps it quiet. She's afraid of
where that could go. She could lose her friend, her
best friend. So what advice, Rachel, do you have for Gandhi?
Speaker 17 (01:58:19):
Okay, well for me, she well, I mean, she flat
out asked me why I didn't like him, And you know,
I didn't say because I didn't say like he's discussing,
he's annoying. I didn't say anything like that. I just,
you know, flat out said a lot of us don't
like him. And that's when I told her, I feel
like he's your rebound and he's not your forever. Like
I put it in nicer terms, I guess than what
(01:58:40):
I could have, Like, I didn't want to. I don't
want to, like, you know, unload all this negative stuff
onto her. I was like, I was said what I thought,
but in a nicer way. You have to sugar quote
it a little bit, like, be very careful with the
words that you choose to tell her.
Speaker 4 (01:58:54):
So, so you're telling Gandhi, Gandhi, maybe you could sort
of drive down that road a little bit, but proceed
with caution.
Speaker 12 (01:59:03):
Maybe do a poop sandwich like positive about him and
then and then make something up okay, and then a positive.
Speaker 2 (01:59:11):
At the end.
Speaker 17 (01:59:12):
Right.
Speaker 4 (01:59:12):
Well, thank hey, Rachel, best of luck with you and
your friend, and we're gonna we're gonna make a poop
sandwich for Gandi. Thank you, thank you. Yeah, it's rough,
but she's she's not holding back.
Speaker 34 (01:59:20):
No.
Speaker 10 (01:59:21):
I was kind of thinking maybe I put it on
me and say, you know, so and so makes me uncomfortable.
I'm not really sure how to explain it, but I
feel weird around this person.
Speaker 3 (01:59:30):
Do you think that that would work?
Speaker 2 (01:59:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:59:32):
Versus he sucks. I don't like him, might fay?
Speaker 11 (01:59:34):
It's your problem?
Speaker 4 (01:59:37):
Hey, Katie, So you hate your brother's fiance's the worst
and in the words of Katie, you call her a
joyless wench.
Speaker 11 (01:59:45):
Oh god, I can't even imagine. And then you got
to live with the public.
Speaker 3 (01:59:50):
You've got no choice.
Speaker 11 (01:59:51):
Your's marrying her, so you have no choice.
Speaker 4 (01:59:54):
Yeah, this isn't this isn't even a dating situation. They're
getting married. So how do you feel about that?
Speaker 2 (01:59:59):
Ca?
Speaker 4 (02:00:00):
What are you doing? And have you told your brother?
Speaker 18 (02:00:01):
I feel sick over it. I feel absolutely sick, and
I feel terrible for my brother because I feel like
it's just similar to Rachel. It's a rebound gone wrong. Oh,
it just went awry and my brother is a great guy,
but he's terribly lazy and he just doesn't want to,
I think, move on. So I oh, and I have
(02:00:24):
told him how I felt.
Speaker 7 (02:00:25):
Our entire family.
Speaker 4 (02:00:27):
Now, you know, look, if you told your brother how
you feel about his fancy, if your family's told him,
there's nothing else you can do, because at some point
you got to let them live their lives. And if
they're making a mistake, they have to make their mistake.
You know, you got to stop chasing that car. You know,
there's only so much you can do. Yeah, it really is.
And after a while it turns into your problem.
Speaker 2 (02:00:46):
You know.
Speaker 11 (02:00:46):
It's like, could there be something that maybe you don't
see about her that.
Speaker 14 (02:00:50):
He sees that's good, you know what.
Speaker 18 (02:00:52):
That's interesting. And that's what I was going to ask Gandhi,
what does she think her friend sees in this guy
that makes her happy so in love with him?
Speaker 2 (02:01:00):
Well?
Speaker 16 (02:01:01):
Why why is she so in love with him?
Speaker 18 (02:01:03):
And that's what I want to say to my brother, like,
why what is it about her that you think is
so wonderful that we're not seeing?
Speaker 4 (02:01:09):
It's a fair question.
Speaker 10 (02:01:10):
Yeah, I think with my friend, what this person sees
in the boyfriend is just a completely different version of
a human than they've ever been in contact with. It's
you know, this person is a different race and just
comes from a completely different background and is introducing my
friend to all of these new things, which I appreciate
that stuff, and I get it.
Speaker 3 (02:01:28):
Yeah, this guy just sucks.
Speaker 4 (02:01:31):
At the end of the day, the guy just sucks.
I will Katie best of luck with your family. But
like I said, you know, you can only beat your
head against the wall so much. Did you gotta find
a way to let it go.
Speaker 3 (02:01:41):
I'm trying.
Speaker 10 (02:01:42):
I'm really trying to let it go because I've had
conference calls with my friends who are on the same
page about this, like what do we do?
Speaker 3 (02:01:48):
Yeah, and everyone has come to the same conclusion.
Speaker 27 (02:01:50):
We do nothing.
Speaker 3 (02:01:50):
We just have to be there for the fallout when
it happens.
Speaker 4 (02:01:52):
Yeah, it's all you can do. Hey, Chris, hi, Hi,
You've lost three friends because of this. You did not
they were dating and you obviously you said something and
that's why you lost your friends.
Speaker 32 (02:02:04):
Not quiet.
Speaker 4 (02:02:05):
Yeah, okay, So would you do it again? If a
friend number four comes up with a with a crappy boyfriend,
are you going to say something or have you kind
of learned your lesson to sit back or maneuver differently.
Speaker 31 (02:02:15):
I would still probably say something like, honestly, I think
it was worth it because they, like in all of
those situations, they were putting their partner before their friends,
and I was like, hey, this isn't a good situation.
You know, you're taking everything that they're saying and they're
doing over top of what we're trying to help you,
you know, and they you know, they decided to cut
(02:02:38):
me out instead, is how I see it ultimately, So well.
Speaker 4 (02:02:41):
How much more could you have done? What else can
you do other than say what's on your mind?
Speaker 17 (02:02:45):
I mean you can't, Yeah, exactly, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (02:02:48):
There's only so much you can do. I always thought,
and it's this is this is maybe Pollyanna ish of me.
If you have a problem with something I'm doing or
the way I'm doing it, give me the give me
the evidence, tell me what it is. That's all you
can do. I have to at that point figure it
out on my own, right otherwise it's going to drive
you crazy, to drive everyone crazy.
Speaker 31 (02:03:09):
I don't want you to lose friends because the second
the second friend that I lost, I went about it
completely the wrong way. Like I was pretty much sting
to both of them behind each other's backs, trying to
break them up. And it worked for a second, and
then they got back together and then yeah, that was a.
Speaker 4 (02:03:23):
Really bad sit Wait wait, wait, how did you try
to break them up? I'm curious, like, like, what did
you do?
Speaker 2 (02:03:29):
Well?
Speaker 31 (02:03:29):
They like they had an age of difference, and they
had religious differences, which wouldn't have been a big deal
if he wasn't constantly trying to like convert her and
I yeah, so I was trying to tell him, like,
if you can't wake up every day next to this
person that you believe could be going to hell, then
like that's a problem. And he was like, well, we'll
(02:03:51):
cross that bridge when we get to it. And I'm like,
but it's been like a year and a half, so
you could probably figure that out.
Speaker 4 (02:03:56):
We'll cross that bridge to hell when we get to it.
Exactly what Chris is saying. She's lost three friends over this,
and she's willing to lose another one if she has to.
But all right, you know you can. It's the old
lead the horse to water thing. You know, there's only
so much you can do. Chris, thanks for listening to us.
I appreciate you listening to your viewpoint.
Speaker 31 (02:04:14):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4 (02:04:15):
There you go.
Speaker 9 (02:04:16):
Bizarre, creepy and unsettling.
Speaker 11 (02:04:19):
That's just so disturbing, like he used his mouth as
a weapon.
Speaker 28 (02:04:22):
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Speaker 4 (02:04:33):
All right, we're done, we're out of time. We'll see
you next time, so make sure you're here with us
until then. Say peace out of everybody.
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