FULL SHOW: The Day We Had No Voice

Elvis' voice is gone, but not to fret, he is still using his golden mic! One of our hilarious listeners played a game, but didn't know any of the answers, and Skeery is getting WHAT tomorrow?!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Program. We're pre recorded. Get up like the butt crack
at dawn.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh my god, I love you.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
See Daddy's bye today.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
I'm gonna come to your bedside to Oh my goodness.

Speaker 5 (00:22):
Here we go, Elvis Dan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (00:30):
All right, all right, I'm gonna try my best to talk.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Guys. I feel good. I just don't. I don't sound good.
I have no voice. Good morning.

Speaker 6 (00:40):
So, uh, Walt Disney took my voice away. Thank you,
mister Disney. I know anyway, I'm back, sorry about that.
I totally did not have a voice yesterday. Today I
have a little bit of a voice. But at least
we still have each other. Good morning, kids. We've got
stuff to do. I don't know what it's shut up, Froggie,

(01:03):
so help me out here. We're waking up. We have
a new president, we have a new day, we have
a free money phone tap, We've got each other. We
still have our jobs. Yeah, you don't know's what we
got going on?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Gandhi?

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yes, what Danielle?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
What we got? Job rule?

Speaker 6 (01:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:22):
Thank god?

Speaker 6 (01:23):
Would you mind if we just started our day with
little job rule? I have no idea how this is
going to go. Let me come on the world needs
more job rule. All right, So here's the deal. We
were off yesterday in the day before because I have
no voice none, but we felt it important for us

(01:44):
to get on the air today and have a show.
So I'm gonna sound like this whole morning. You guys,
you have to talk.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
You have to like.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Respond to me. How is Disney? Question to Breakfast?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Good job?

Speaker 6 (02:02):
Disney was awesome? Yeah, and so was Universal. We went
to Halloween Horror Nights and I lost my voice. I
just had no voice. But we laughed and we had fun.
It was awesome. But I'm paying the price today.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yes. Straight.

Speaker 8 (02:16):
If you knew sign language, and well I knew sign language,
I could be your interpreter all day, wouldn't that be great?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yes? But we don't, and so we can't.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Maybe just hold up signs, like you know, write it
on paper and hold it up.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, then we'll see. It's weird.

Speaker 6 (02:29):
But people are texting him like, what's wrong?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
What happened? Are you guys? Okay?

Speaker 6 (02:33):
Yeah, I just lost my voice. This is what we
do for a living. We have to use our voices.
If we don't have a voice, then we don't have
a living.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I guess I don't know.

Speaker 7 (02:41):
Maybe this is the time that we need to have
your AI voice ready to go.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
I know maybe anyway, thank God for job rule. Now,
he had said, three hours and forty five minutes to
pilliftes and good morning.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
They're gandhi, how you doing the day?

Speaker 7 (02:54):
Morning?

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Okay, yep, there you go.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
You're waking up to a new president this morning. And
uh seems like we're still alive. Rings and every ring's
okay so far, so I guess we're okay. Danielle, You're good.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
I'm good. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
Did you get a vote yesterday?

Speaker 4 (03:10):
I voted last week early voting because I was did
not want to wait on those lines yesterday, so I
did early voting on Saturday.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
I actually voted on voting day. I went voted last night.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
You did, how are the lines?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
We had no lines?

Speaker 6 (03:23):
It was just me, oh wow, But I went. I
went in there, you know, close the curtain, and I'm like,
how do I work this thing? This machine? It seems
it seemed a little little frightening, but I figured it out.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
It's a new machine. And you know what they kept
saying to some people online, like if you had a
hoodie on and you had like long strings, they kept saying,
you need to tuck those strings because the machine might
suck the strings.

Speaker 7 (03:44):
And I'm like, god, yeah, literally, like vote and die.

Speaker 6 (03:50):
We'll never forget the election, the election where the machine
sucked my strings. Okay, anyway, our first, Let's see if
I can get to this first call of the day.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Regina.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
She's been listening for years now, she's here to say
good morning, Hi Regina.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
How you doing?

Speaker 9 (04:04):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Guys, how are you well?

Speaker 6 (04:06):
Other than no voice, I think we're feeling good. Everyone
else has their voice.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
We're good.

Speaker 6 (04:10):
How was your How was your three five day week
weekend without us?

Speaker 10 (04:15):
Mine was great.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
I celebrated my friend's daughter's wedding in New Jersey and
it was probably most fabulous wedding I ever went to.

Speaker 11 (04:22):
Wowow really what made it so great?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
She had every detail? It went unnoticed. It was just
the place was gorgeous and everything just the details were amazing,
and he looked beautiful and the couple was so amuf.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
Well, we love a good celebration. We all need reasons
to celebrate. What do you have for a friend, Regina?

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Any good?

Speaker 8 (04:47):
We have a fifty dollars windy ooh, what's contagious?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Gift? Card for you, Regina.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Thank you very much. Thank you so much.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
Guys, this day's gonna struggle all right away.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
I mean, should I just not talk? I mean, how
do you do a Moran?

Speaker 3 (05:07):
The reviews are pouring in.

Speaker 12 (05:08):
You sound like a sexy seventy year old woman who
smokes two packs a day.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
So that's what you were going for, wasn't it.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
Okay, I feel pretty good about my soldier. All right,
let's get into those three things we need to know
from Gandhi. Gandhi, let's go right.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
Former President Trump is the projected winner of the twenty
twenty four election, and greeted his supporters in West Palm Beach,
saying America is about to enter a new golden age.
He said he's ready to fight and deliver a prosperous America.
Vice President Kamala Harris will speak to crowds this morning.
Those remarks are expected to be delivered at Howard University.
Control of the US Senate will be in the hands
of Republicans as well. Kroger has settled with thirty states

(05:48):
that sued over the company's involvement in the opioid crisis.
As a result, the company will pay nearly one point
four billion dollars to the States, with the first payment
due next year. And finally we know. Danielle reported this yesterday,
but former NFL star Jason Kelsey is now apologizing for
smashing a Penn State student's phone last weekend, and now
Penn State University police are investigating it as an incident

(06:11):
of criminal mischief and disorderly conduct. If you miss it,
he was walking in a crowd when a student called
his brother Travis a slur and asked how it felt
for his brother to be dating Taylor Swift. Jason Kelsey
took that phone and smashed it on the ground. Is yeah,
every now and then I do support that. I'm like,
you know what you f around and you find out,
He said. He's not proud of what he did. He

(06:33):
chose to greet hate with hate. That is not the
thing to do, and he does not think that's productive.
And those are your three things.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
So what is today? Wednesday? Is it Wednesday?

Speaker 13 (06:42):
Well?

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (06:43):
Are we ready for it? Wednesday?

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
I ever wondered what we look like. Do you think
I look in bred?

Speaker 5 (06:51):
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Speaker 6 (06:56):
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Speaker 1 (07:19):
Elvist Ran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
I whirled into the polling place down the street to
vote last night, and I, believe it or not, I
was the youngest person in the room. Yeah, it's kind
of crazy. It's crazy the people that they do. I mean,
the people who are running, who give their time and
their energy to run the polling places. We thank God
for them.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
My mom's best friend is eighty five, and she was
there all day, like all day. I was like, how
are you doing this all day? This is crazy.

Speaker 6 (07:49):
Well, I'm just kind of wondering. I mean, are there
young people that ever worked these things? I mean, or
is it just where I live?

Speaker 3 (07:53):
I don't know. I don't don't get it.

Speaker 7 (07:55):
I was actually talking about this because I would love
to be a poleworker. There's training that goes into it,
and you do have to commit to big blocks of time.
So apparently that kind of knocks out a lot of
people who are working during the day and can't take
off her in school, which is why you see a
lot of elderly poll workers. But we can figure out.
I'm sure that companies.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Can give you a day off.

Speaker 7 (08:13):
Yeah, you know, spirited.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
It's exciting though to see them like out there because
a lot of them the unfortunately it's going to be
all of us one day, don't get out and about
as much as they can. And it's a way to
give back and do something, you know.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
It's true, and we're very thankful for everyone who works
the polls. Thank you so much.

Speaker 8 (08:27):
I was flirting with all the old ladies, you know,
Sir Nate loves the old women.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
You love old women, do you know?

Speaker 4 (08:38):
My mom was excited about you know how when you're
there you can get the little things so you don't
have to actually touch the pole thing. You know, it's
like the little thing with the rubber tip on the
end of stylish. Oh that's what's called right stylish. Oh,
my mom thought this was the coolest thing. She puts
it in her purse as we're leaving. Can I use
this for other things? I go, what do you mean?

Speaker 14 (08:58):
Like?

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Can I use this for my phone? And I said, yeah, Mom,
you can. I said, you know what, Mom, we could
also order you some new ones on Amazon. She's like
what it was like? She was so excited about this
new discovery's.

Speaker 6 (09:11):
Living in a world of styluses. Well, again, if you're
just turning us on. Obviously I have no voice because
we are at Disney and Universal and I lost it.
I mean I had, I hadn't. As a matter of fact,
I have much better voice today than I had yesterday.
But we had such a great time. So many listeners,
so many people that listen to our show were in

(09:31):
the parks this weekend. Oh it was awesome. But we
just had the best time.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
I tell you.

Speaker 6 (09:36):
We rode the rides, we went crazy. We saw some shows. Oh,
I saw this one show at Halloween Horror Nights at Universal. Yeah,
it's called what's it called?

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Nightmare? Fuel Fuel Nightmare? What is it? Have you heard
of this?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
No?

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Oh, my god, if you know, you know?

Speaker 9 (09:55):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Really?

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Oh? Is it fuel Nightmare? I want to say, I'm
looking it up.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
This was the most unbelievable show I've ever seen fuel. Yes,
it was awesome. If you've seen it, you know exactly
what I'm talking about. It was so much energy. We
had a lot of listeners who were sitting in the
audience around us. We had the best time. We were
singing and dancing. This is one of the reasons I
don't have a voice today.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Well, if you leave your voice anywhere, Disney or Universal
would be the place to do it.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
Yeah, yeah, no problem. We have a great time. All right,
let's get into the horoscopes producer Sam, who's you doing.

Speaker 7 (10:27):
It with you a little bit?

Speaker 4 (10:29):
No, I'm kidding.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
That would be a cool joke. All right, let's go.
Let's go.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Hello, you gotta put Scotty's mic ou scary?

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Hi scary? The hell are you where? If it's your
birthday today? Sorry?

Speaker 15 (10:46):
You share it with Emma Stone Sala from Impractical Jokers,
Ethan Hawk and lamar Odom Capricorn. Don't be afraid to
take risks. You'll learn something new even if you fail
your days a six Aquarius.

Speaker 16 (11:00):
Let go of poor sleep habits, stick to a new schedule,
and you'll benefit everywhere.

Speaker 15 (11:04):
Your days of six Pisces do things for yourself, not others.
If it's not for you, step aside. Your day is
a nine.

Speaker 16 (11:11):
Harry's take a nice, warm shower and maybe watch a
movie because you need some serious time spent on self care.
Your day's a ten.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Taurus.

Speaker 15 (11:19):
You may have to let go of something from your past.
Like it or not, it will make room for growth.
Your day is an eight.

Speaker 16 (11:25):
Acknowledge Gemini that a special someone in your life is
feeling a little overlooked. Take some time on them.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Your day's a nine Cancer.

Speaker 15 (11:33):
Give others a second chance. Sometimes first impressions aren't accurate.
Your day is a five.

Speaker 16 (11:38):
Hey, Leo, someone is jealous of you. Just ignore them
and don't let them mess with your ego too much.

Speaker 17 (11:44):
Your day's a nine Virgo.

Speaker 15 (11:45):
Not everything will go as planned. Embrace life's messiness and
embrace it again. Your day is an eight.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Embrace it twice.

Speaker 16 (11:54):
Hey Libra, stop hiding your quirks from your friends. It's
a form of authenticity. Your days a seven Scorpio.

Speaker 15 (12:00):
You are bursting with joy. Plan a spontaneous night out
with friends. Your day is an eight.

Speaker 16 (12:05):
And finally, Sagittarius, say yes. Opportunities can be on the
other side of every door. You go through your day's
a seven and those a your Wednesday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 6 (12:14):
I don't know that all sounded is so syrupy, too perfect, Scottie.
It has the perfect announcer's voice, Samantha sounds beautiful.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
It's just it's too perfect.

Speaker 6 (12:26):
It's just way too perfect.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
I'll mess it up next time.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
We'll try and sound like you tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
Elvis, Oh yeah, please if you could sound like this.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Wow? All right, what do you have coming up? Danielle?

Speaker 4 (12:33):
We're gonna talk about to brain. It's Carpenter. She did
a lot for getting people to register to vote. And
the Jonas brother's dad is coming out with an album.

Speaker 7 (12:42):
Whoa what?

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Wow, this is a weird day?

Speaker 17 (12:45):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (12:48):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 12 (12:51):
Comedian Sebastian Man of Scalcos.

Speaker 13 (12:53):
Yes, today I do a radio tour.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
My neighbors are sawing down their house.

Speaker 6 (13:00):
It's like it couldn't have been worse.

Speaker 9 (13:02):
Time.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
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Speaker 1 (13:12):
Tell mister ran in the morning show, all right.

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Speaker 6 (14:16):
In the morning show, So we had to make a
decision today, do I work or do I not work
with this voice? It may my voice is coming and going.
If I left my voice in Orlando, Florida, it's still
down there. Somewhere, I go get it. I ned a
two hours. You mean to go grab it re quick?
Can you go find my voice? There's a price to
pay for all the fun we had. It was great.

(14:37):
So people are texting in right now, are y'all okay?

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Of course, yes, we're fine.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Just don't sound We weren't with him at Disney though,
just so everyone and everyone's like, did you all go? No,
we did not all go. We all have voices except
for him.

Speaker 6 (14:50):
Yeah, I left my voice down there, but you know me,
I'm and scary. How long have we worked together, Danielle.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yea twenty nine years?

Speaker 6 (14:58):
I lose I lose my voice every single year, and
people are always surprised, like, oh my god, how do
you It just happens what you're going to do like clockwork.

Speaker 12 (15:07):
Those thoughts and prayers are coming in, by the way,
praying for a speedy recovery for you, Elvis.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
And they got the prayer hands for you.

Speaker 6 (15:13):
Okay, okay, I don't I don't need prayers.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
We're good.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
We all need prayers. Don't poo poo that take them,
take them.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
I don't need your prayers. I'm good. I'm good.

Speaker 6 (15:22):
I sound like crap, it'll I'll get over it will
be fine. Hey, you know who really really needs our
attention right now is in our prayers?

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Is scary? Oh yeah, scary.

Speaker 6 (15:32):
You're going in for your very first watch him and
call it, aren't you?

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Tomorrow? Tomorrow my very first colonoscopy.

Speaker 12 (15:39):
And I've just heard a collection of of of you know,
stories from people along the way of experiences, and they
some say it's the best sleep you'll.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Ever hide it.

Speaker 6 (15:52):
It's a great little sleep, really, But.

Speaker 12 (15:54):
It's not that that's worrying me. It's the prep and
I'm hearing all that well. So I had a choice
between drinking this me Relax Gatorade mixture all day today
or the new way, which is pop twenty four of
these pills three minutes apart, yes, twelve at a time,
drink and drink a lot of water. So I'm going

(16:16):
with that because I can handle water. So I'm doing that.
But they said that do not leave your house, stay
close to the toilet, just don't plant, don't make plans
for today.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
This is a good day for you to catch up
on Like I don't know if you watch TV or
Netflix or anything, but this is a good way to
catch up on a show you haven't seen, like you
can binge wash because you need to be close to
the toilet.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
So you know, you do you have a TV?

Speaker 6 (16:38):
And you do you have a TV in your bathroom
near your bathroom.

Speaker 12 (16:41):
No, but the thing that's killing me is it's going
to be seventy eight and sunny here in the Northeast.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Scary.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
It's just one day of your what do you call
your prep and you don't go for walks.

Speaker 12 (16:50):
They said that, No, I don't go for walks. Rot noon,
okay noon.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
And it does take a while to kick in, So
it's not going to be like you take these pills
and you're going to be in the bathroom right away.
It takes a little bit of time.

Speaker 6 (17:01):
You're gonna be fine. You need you need to just
calm down. Mary, You're gonna be okay, it's gonna be
it's gonna be okay. We're gonna get through this.

Speaker 12 (17:07):
Okay, just fine. The worst part of it, though, is
the diet. They said all you could have you can't
have any dairy.

Speaker 6 (17:12):
No, so scary, it's just a day. Calm down is
if this is like the rest of.

Speaker 7 (17:18):
Your life or the best part of it is after
when you're in the recovery room and it's like a
symphony of farts from all the other people.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Yes, I never heard that. Yeah, here's the thing.

Speaker 6 (17:30):
It's true though, when you go under and they go
in to like, you know, check your colon, they have
to pump it up with some air.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
To open it up.

Speaker 6 (17:41):
Yes, absolutely, So you're you're gonna have some air in
there and it's gonna come out. It's gotta come out
some embarrassing everybody.

Speaker 7 (17:50):
Yeah, I literally heard. It's like it's a party. It's
like a fart party.

Speaker 6 (17:56):
Yeah, it's a party. It's a fart party.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
I love that, but scary. It's very important you don't
cheat because you don't want them to go in and say, yeah,
you didn't prep the right way. We need to do
this again.

Speaker 12 (18:09):
No, should I get a colonic while they're at it,
because while the while you're down there and well I don't.

Speaker 6 (18:20):
No, they're gonna do this one thing, and it's very
important to get it done.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
I've heard.

Speaker 6 (18:24):
You know, as we roll into November it is Men's
Health Awareness Month, and so one of the things you
need to do is, you know, have them throw a
fart party for you.

Speaker 7 (18:35):
You're gonna have a great time.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Gandhi's loving this.

Speaker 7 (18:41):
It's so funny. I had no idea that that was
something that happened, and one of my friends told me
the other day.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
I said, what, this is crazy.

Speaker 6 (18:49):
It's insane. All right, let's get into Danielle's report. So
much to talk about here. Where do you want to start?

Speaker 4 (18:54):
Well, election coverage pre empted Dancing with the Stars, so
a lot of people were like, where's.

Speaker 7 (18:59):
My Dancing with this?

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Come on anyway, it's gonna return next Tuesday for it's
five hundredth episode. That's so crazy. Several champions are expected
to make appearances, so that would be pretty cool. Hundreds
of Oasis fans in the UK got scammed by fake
tickets at Facebook and Facebook Marketplace. Unfortunately, they paid a
lot of money for these tickets and they're trying to

(19:21):
figure this all out now, so not cool. Just be
careful where you get your tickets. Sabrina Carpenter has registered
over twenty seven thousand new voters through her collaboration with
Headcount on her shortened Suite Arena tour. She is the
top artist for voter engagement in twenty twenty four and
since two thousand and four, Headcount has registered over one
and a half million voters through artists partnerships, with a

(19:42):
strong focus on gen Z and millennial voters. So that's
pretty cool. She got people out there. The Golden Bachelor,
you guys, remember we heard that Jerry and Theresa broke
up because it was the distance, like they couldn't figure
out where they were gonna live.

Speaker 9 (19:56):
WHOA.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
She did a little interview and she said, it's more
than just the distance. She said things that I've been
saying forever. You know, you really can't know someone in
four weeks. She said, I'll just say that. That's all
I can say. I don't want to say any more
than that he's a liar and a cheater. Hi exactly
read between the lines. Everybody, but I every Coben Bachelor.

(20:18):
Every time I watch the show or you know, have
a glimpse of it, I go, really, these people have
known each other for five minutes, Like, how is this
even possible?

Speaker 7 (20:25):
Come on, all of his blind they just get married.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
It's crazy. It's crazy. So we love the Jonas Brothers.
We love the entire Jonas family and Kevin Jonas, Senior,
father of the Jonas Brothers, is releasing his first Christmas epe.
It's called Ready Set Glow, a holiday collection. It's coming
out in November eighth. It's a seventh song album. It's
a family project. His wife's even on it. He has

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a song co written with Nick Jonas. When Nick was
only nine years old. He co wrote that and he said,
thirty five years ago, I promised my wife Denise that
I would record a Christmas album, and now it's finally
come to life. So that is on the way. November
Umber eighth is in a couple of days, so you
can get your hands on that. Kate Middleton is feeling
strong after her cancer treatment. She's already gone to her
soul cycle classes. They said, she's back training at the gym.

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She's trying to do all the things that she couldn't
do while she was getting her chemo and so thankfully
she is doing well. And what are we watching? Since
we're talking about the Golden Bachelorette, you can watch it tonight.
You know, they've all known each other for five minutes.
The Matt Singer is on as well. Watch What Happens
Live Meet Me Next Christmas on Netflix. That's which Christina Milion.
If you want to watch that and also all your

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Chicago shows, med Fire, PD all on tonight and that
is my Danielle report.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
Do we have a game? You want to do something
and have some fun? Do you got we.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Do have a game.

Speaker 7 (21:39):
I feel like people have been very stressed for let's
say the last month or two. Tensions have been high.
But now maybe we all need to take a deep breath.
So how about some songs to help us relax? Very
popular songs, Oh help us relax?

Speaker 6 (21:50):
All right, So if you know, if you come listen
to me, if you know the songs that make us relax,
called Diamond now and you can play. I mean, is
that the only rule you need to relax? Songs?

Speaker 7 (22:00):
Yeah, that's it?

Speaker 6 (22:01):
Okay, all right, eight hundred and two four two zero one.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
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Speaker 4 (22:08):
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Speaker 6 (22:38):
Yes, my voice is awful, So let's just get that
out of the way. That's just let's just understand that's
what's going on. It comes in, goes. You know, I
made a mistake. I went to Orlando, had a great time,
and I let love voice there on the streets for Orlando.

Speaker 7 (22:53):
That doesn't sound like a mistake.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
No, it was awesome.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
We had the best time. I mean, both Disney and
Universal we did. And it was like six am until
until two am. Yeah, two days in a row.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
The way to do it.

Speaker 6 (23:06):
It was awesome. It was great. Anyway, I suggest everyone
does it go down to Orlando. Lose your voice.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
It's fun. What trust me.

Speaker 6 (23:18):
Hey, let's let's talk about this season. It is, of
course rolling into Thanksgiving season. Yeah, of course, Macy's Thanksgiving
Day on the way and again this year with our
friendic Kendred Joy. You could be at the parade, right, Danielle,
Oh my gosh. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Well, first of all, if you don't know what Kindred
Joy is, I don't know where you've been, but it's
that cute little egg and one half of the egg
has like that cream and it's milky sweet and it's crispy.
And then on the other and even has a little
spoon so you don't have to get dirty, you just
and then on the other side, Yeah, the other side
there's like a little toy. So it's like the best

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of both worlds. It's awesome. Like sometimes I would take
one half and I'd eat it and I just give
the kids the toy. I know it's not the nice
thing to do, but you know, anyway, they are sending
someone to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. If you've never
been there and sat in the grand stand, it is
the most unbelievable experience. I've done it twice. I'm going
to do it a third time this year. It's so amazing.

(24:18):
And so if you go to Elvis Durand dot com,
you can get your chance to win a trip to
the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade thanks to our friends at Kinderjoy.

Speaker 6 (24:28):
Absolutely we'll take care of your round trip airfare unless
you live here in New York City. Then I don't
know how we're gonna do that. You see, exactly, you
get three nights out of New York City Hotel, five
hundred dollars in cash and tickets, like Daniel said to
the grand stand with the ninety eighth Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade,
So you can enter and get all the rules and
everything right now at Elvis Duran dot com.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Cool.

Speaker 6 (24:49):
Yeah, I'm so glad we're doing that. We love you, Kinderjoy.
I'm so glad we're doing this. All right, let's go
talk to Jamie Line twelve. Can you guys hear me?

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Okay on the air, Yeah, you got this.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
Just talk the job, Jamie. How you doing good?

Speaker 10 (25:04):
How are you?

Speaker 6 (25:05):
I'm doing very well. You sound like you're ready for business.
You sound like you're very serious and you're gonna take
this this game seriously because you.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Want to winter.

Speaker 10 (25:13):
Well, I'm not very good at this, but.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
James, I.

Speaker 10 (25:24):
I wanted to tell scary about it's kolonosity because I
do them all day long. Oh yeah, well, you're not
going to have a fart party anymore, so don't be
scared about that.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Why not a fart party last week?

Speaker 10 (25:41):
Well, I mean not from the prep.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
You're not.

Speaker 10 (25:43):
If you're gonna have a fart party, that's on your
own time.

Speaker 7 (25:46):
So yeah, after when you're done, and you're kind of
coming out of the twilight and you're in the little
room recovering. That's like the fart party because there are
other people around too, and their party.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
Yeah Jamie doesn't have They're gonna blow up Scary's colon
with air.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
It's gotta come out eventually. That's the that's the fart party.

Speaker 10 (26:03):
Yeah. Well it used to be that you use like
regular air, but now you coo too, so your body
absorbed it.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
So but because I've been a couple of ten.

Speaker 10 (26:14):
Years ago, some people still fart. But and I still
think it's funny, it's hilarious. I shouldn't, but I do.

Speaker 18 (26:24):
Let's just steal our fard party.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
What do you be that way?

Speaker 6 (26:29):
Let's just let's just move forward here. Damn Yeah, let's
just understand that scares As is contributing to global warming
in some way or.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
And here we go.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
So what are these songs all about?

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Kandi?

Speaker 1 (26:43):
What?

Speaker 3 (26:43):
What? What is this?

Speaker 7 (26:44):
So these songs and they span quite quite a range.
Here we've got some really new ones, and then we
have some from ely nineties and then into the two
thousands and enough. These songs are supposed to make you
calm down, and relax and feel good, apparently, because not
only is the beat or the beat and the rhythm
of them calming, but a lot of these supposedly make
you sing along.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
So okay, keep all that in mind.

Speaker 10 (27:06):
But I'm right here.

Speaker 6 (27:07):
Like the song here from NYA Scary, They're gonna be
ya tomorrow. All right, all right, so gandhi, I can't talk.
Go ahead, take over, okay, Jamie?

Speaker 7 (27:25):
All right, Jamie, are you ready to play? We're gonna
Because you said you're not good at this, I think
you should just go for the name of the song.
What is your what's your sweet spot for music?

Speaker 10 (27:36):
Uh? Well, I have a whole range. Okay, probably I
probably don't know like the most newest song. Okay, well
I might know the name, but not who sings it.

Speaker 7 (27:47):
Okay, you got this, just the name of the song?
You got this?

Speaker 6 (27:49):
Okay, here we get so go ahead.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Oh I don't know you do?

Speaker 3 (28:09):
I love that?

Speaker 10 (28:12):
Nope? I don't know it, Jamie, Okay, A long game.

Speaker 7 (28:17):
I know it's good.

Speaker 6 (28:18):
It's Billie Eilish.

Speaker 9 (28:21):
Oh I didn't know that.

Speaker 7 (28:25):
Okay, Okay, Jamie, that was your test. You're gonna get
the rest of them.

Speaker 12 (28:29):
Okay, You're still a loveing on barely breathing, just praying
to a god that I don't believe in.

Speaker 10 (28:41):
Barely breathing.

Speaker 7 (28:43):
No, no, not barely breaking? Who is not?

Speaker 3 (28:52):
It's a great challenging, it's a great song. It's a
huge hit.

Speaker 7 (28:59):
All right, all right, that's your second practice. You're gonna
get the rest of the.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
What am I supposed to do? So awesome?

Speaker 6 (29:15):
It's a big hit. Okay, this next one you're gonna get.
I can feel it.

Speaker 12 (29:18):
It comes.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Bun sound the window.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
And they told me I don't need to.

Speaker 10 (29:27):
Blow Oh Jamie, guys, I shouldn't have even called.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Jamie. Okay, she was honest.

Speaker 7 (29:37):
All right, this is awesome.

Speaker 10 (29:39):
I'll just I'll just stick to doing colonoscopies.

Speaker 7 (29:42):
Okay, but your record a record, tell me, Dave, it's
I love this game that's supposed to relax.

Speaker 10 (29:50):
This al a wrong tool. But I don't know the
words or I don't know the name. So okay, I
thought I was better than that.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Okay, you didn't.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
You started out by telling us you're terrible, and.

Speaker 6 (30:02):
You actually are very terrible. That it's okay, I love
you anyway, we love you.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
Here.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Try this one? How about this one?

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Right here, you live, stay stay.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
On the front of my left.

Speaker 9 (30:16):
Sound by.

Speaker 10 (30:18):
Hey soul sister to.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Still you got one? All right, let's try this one.
What about this one?

Speaker 6 (30:30):
Old an the world statues crumble?

Speaker 17 (30:36):
I do know this one, yep, Yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (30:47):
I'm loving this game, by the way, because it's fine.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
World statues chrumble.

Speaker 10 (30:55):
I know it, but I can't think of it.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Then you don't know.

Speaker 13 (31:07):
Fly?

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Yeah, there you go, Jamie. You knew it. You know,
he forgot his mike was on.

Speaker 10 (31:16):
And I don't want to start singing it because that
might be even worse.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
You're Jamie, You're fine. We're on your side. We're on
your team. So what do we have for Jamie?

Speaker 8 (31:29):
The lovely parting gift? We've sent Elvis Duran apparel. We're
gonna send your way to Jamie. I remember to open
a world of surprise this holiday season with Kindred Joy.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
Yeah, that's right, Open a world of surprise this season
kinder Joy.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
If you want to enter to win a trip to
the Amazing Thanksgiving Day Parade thanks to our friends at Kinderdjoy,
go to Elvis Duran dot com.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Might want to try that, Jamie.

Speaker 6 (31:58):
She is a loyal listener, and I love it, Jamie,
n Nate, sit back, Okay, stand down, young men.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Anyway, thank you.

Speaker 6 (32:07):
So much for listening to us, Jamie, this is the
worst show ever.

Speaker 9 (32:12):
Yes.

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Speaker 4 (32:26):
Today at morning?

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Right now, Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (32:34):
I guess, you know what, other than having no voice,
you know, we're having a good show today.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
We're okay. What's wrong, Nate? I had a video on
my phone video.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
We placed it down by his area to shut it up.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
During the commercials, we were watching some fun stuff.

Speaker 7 (32:50):
It's certainly something that should not be played.

Speaker 6 (32:54):
Well, hold on, what are you watching?

Speaker 19 (32:56):
Something on this said something that was quite funny that
is not for the air, you know anyway, So I'm
not alone in saying that.

Speaker 6 (33:06):
You know, I went to bed last night not knowing
how the presidential election would would come out, woke up
this morning to the news, Like a lot of people,
what's the latest I mean, what state?

Speaker 3 (33:18):
True?

Speaker 6 (33:18):
Are we still waiting for confirmation on here?

Speaker 7 (33:21):
It's so far it looks like we're still waiting on Michigan, Nevada, Arizona,
and Alaska. But if you look at how many votes
have been counted and the margin, it looks like he's
going to take all four of those as well.

Speaker 6 (33:31):
Absolutely right. Yeah, So there's that, And people are wondering like, well,
how come you aren't talking about it? Well, yeah, well
we're talking about it right now. I mean, what do
you want me to say?

Speaker 7 (33:42):
Oh, I'm sorry? Maine also, but Maine looks like it
is going to Harris. But it doesn't it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
It's only two two electoral votes. I'll put her four.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
Yeah that he but he President Trump won the popular vote,
which a lot of people are a little surprised about that.
Don't be surprised. Look, you know, we're waking up to
the news just like you.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
So here we go.

Speaker 6 (34:07):
I know that I kind of I went and voted yesterday.
Did you guys all vote?

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (34:10):
Course voted?

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Yeah, yep, Yeah, me too.

Speaker 6 (34:14):
I mean I'm actually voted on voting day.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Was this kind of bizarre? Was a line? Not really?

Speaker 1 (34:21):
No?

Speaker 6 (34:21):
But I mean, you know, look, I live in the Sticks.
I mean, there's not a lot of people out here anywhere.
But but I asked the lady. She gave me my
voted sticker. I said, no, put it on me. I said,
got to put it on me.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
I was job real.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
I got a little upset because I wasn't even offered
a voting sticker. I think they must have run out
of them or something, but I did not get that one.

Speaker 7 (34:39):
So so many people were really upset that they didn't
get a sticker. You can reach out to local offices
and I will find the website, but they'll send you stickers.
I don't really want one of them. But in the Sticks,
in the sticker shortage.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
I couldn't help.

Speaker 7 (34:50):
But notice I think Froggy's kid got an eye voted sticker,
and I know she didn't vote. Scotty's out here stealing
all the stickers.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
It's people we're given, the little kids that went in
the stickers.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Maybe fine, My polling place.

Speaker 15 (35:05):
Had an abundance of stickers. Well, yeah, they were giving
up to everybody and munchkins.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Yeah that's right. Really they gave you. They gave you
like donut holes.

Speaker 15 (35:14):
Yeah, we have the same old lady every year that
the only reason my daughter comes is because she gets
a munchkins.

Speaker 18 (35:22):
I don't know there's incentive to vote right there, anybody
under eighty five years old working in a polling place.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
But I don't know.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
I don't think so sometimes anyway, vote. The Senate and
the House are now both Republican, and uh, this is
what we're waking up to today.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
And I have no voice. This is like, this is
the weirdest day.

Speaker 20 (35:41):
I have no.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
I have no concept of anything anymore.

Speaker 18 (35:46):
And it's better today than it was yesterday, actually, because
yesterday you had no voice whatsoever.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
I had zero voice. But you know, I wanted to
say thank you to all the listeners who were at
not only Disney World but also Universal, anyone who came
up to say hi. We took pictures and this and that,
but a lot of people like We were with a
friend of ours.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Who I don't know.

Speaker 6 (36:06):
He'd never been to Disney before, so we were sharing
it with him for the first time. He loved it,
but he kept saying, hey, Elvis, people keep saying your
name when you walk by. I mean, what do you
mean she said that lady over there, she just said,
oh my god, there's Elvis Duran for the morning show. Wow,
and he's like, is that weird to you? Yeah, it's
kind of weird. Seriously, if you see us, please come.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Say hi to us.

Speaker 6 (36:29):
We I'd love to say hi to you, and we
thank you for listening to us. Do we have a
free money phone tip on the way? We do, thanks
to the farmer's dog Elvis. Oh my god, my dogs
are eating farmer's dog as we speak. What else is
on the list today, Nate?

Speaker 3 (36:43):
What are we doing?

Speaker 8 (36:43):
Well, we're going to do another game later because our
contestant was a great person. Unfortunately, her musical knowledge did
not really match.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
The game, so we still have some leftover games.

Speaker 7 (36:55):
Maybe it was an accident and she was just calling
to talk to Scary about the fart party. We accidentally
grabbed her for the game.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Quite possible.

Speaker 6 (37:03):
All right, let's get into the three things we need
to know from Ghandi. We do with Gandhi. We do
have your free money phone tap on the way. And again,
I apologize my voice is not quite rich should be.
But it's either that or take today off.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
What should I do?

Speaker 14 (37:17):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (37:17):
We have to work?

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (37:19):
All right, fine, Sorry, Gandhi, What is the latest one?

Speaker 5 (37:22):
All right?

Speaker 7 (37:23):
Well, like you said, Donald Trump has one. The twenty
twenty four presidential election, he defeated Vice President Kamala Harris
early this morning, and an election that came down to
the Swing States. Harris is expected to speak this morning
after losing her Democratic bid to become the first woman
in the Oval office. Those remarks will come from her
alma mater, Howard University. Abortion rights protections were passed in
eight US states yesterday. Arizona, Colorado, Nebraska, Maryland, Missouri, Montana, Nevada,

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and New York all passed measures that would amend their
state constitutions to establish a woman's right to abortion. And finally,
I don't know if you guys have been keeping up
with Hurricane orr fael but it is barreling toward Key
and could be headed toward the US. Rafaela is now
the eleventh hurricane of the twenty twenty four season and
one of the few to happen in November. Currently, it's

(38:08):
packing winds of ninety miles per hour about one hundred
and ninety miles southeast of Havana. Of course, everybody's keeping
an eye on it and we will update you and
those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
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Speaker 9 (38:21):
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Speaker 6 (38:46):
You know what, there is nothing better than watching my
dogs eat breakfast. I know you're sitting there going what's
the big deal. I'll tell you what the big deal is.
They love the farmer's dog and thanks to the farmer's dog,
we're about to give away a thousand dollars with a
free money phone ten. But you know what I've I've
had Max for what thirteen years now, I've never seen

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him so excited about breakfast. Yeah, I know it sounds stupid.
It's a lot of people, but if you understand, if
you understand the difference between you know, a dog that
eats like dry kibble and versus like a dog that
eats the farmer's dog, it's a whole different world. It's
it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
It's food. Let's be honest.

Speaker 6 (39:26):
It's at the end of the day, it's really good food.
It's not highly processed like the traditional dry and wet
dog food options. I've also noticed that my dogs play
harder than they used to. Max, thirteen years old, still
has a bounce in his step, and I know it's
because he's happy, he's healthy, he's got more years ahead

(39:48):
of him, and it's thanks to the Farmer's Dog. I
tell you what, if you don't have a dog, you
don't get it. But if you do, you know exactly
what I'm talking about, right from seriously yeah, absolutely no.
I mean you want to give them the best stuff
they can get, and when they love it, it's even better.
Oh absolutely, And we love the Farmer's Dog. It's it's fresh,
high quality food. It's just it's perfectly preportioned for your dog.

(40:11):
They understand who your dog is or what your dog
is all about before they start sending you the Farmer's dog.
I know I'm out, I'm out of voice here, but
let mean, if the last word I say today is
about my dog's and their health, then so be it.
The Farmer's dog. You should go check them out. You
get fifty percent off your first box fresh healthy food.

(40:32):
The Farmersdog dot Com slash Elvis fifty percent off. Unbelievable.
It's the Farmer's Dog dot Com slash Elvis and things
to them. Like I said, you're winning one thousand dollars
right now with a free money. Phone tap if you're
called one hundred eight hundred and two four to two
zero one hundred. Who does the phone tap? Scary me, scary,
let's go, let's listen, don't.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap, you.

Speaker 21 (40:57):
Know, scary stepping up to the plate, ready to uh
hit one out of the park for he scary.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
It's the phone tap? What do you have?

Speaker 12 (41:04):
Sam emailed us he wanted to teach his girlfriend Jamilla
a lesson. She's got a habit of going out to
family restaurants and changing her son's diaper right there in
the booth. Anyway, Yeah, it's disgusting. Anyway, she did it
again on Sunday and left the diaper behind. So I'm
gonna pretend to be the serious Yeah, So I'm gonna
pretend to be the restaurant manager calling to take her

(41:25):
to task.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
On what she did was listening to Scarry's phone tap. Hello,
I'm looking for Jamilo Ursa. Please. This is Rob Chacconi
from Erth.

Speaker 13 (41:37):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
My name is Rob. I'm the manager of Smild You
ate here recently, right.

Speaker 10 (41:42):
I yeah, listen.

Speaker 12 (41:44):
I want to know why you think that it's okay
to leave crumbled up dirty duty diapers on the table
for my weight staff to clean up.

Speaker 9 (41:51):
Okay? How did you get my number? And why are
you calling me? And how do you know I even
did that.

Speaker 12 (41:57):
I have a friend who works at the check cashing
place and the other side of the Strip Mall parking lot,
and I saw you go in there afterwards, and he
told me about you, about you left your kid's duty
diaper on the table, okay, and and and was that
supposed to be a gift from my weight staff, Yes.

Speaker 9 (42:20):
Because your your services.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
I want to know what makes you think.

Speaker 12 (42:23):
That you could walk into my establishment where other people
are trying to die, and infect the tables with the
germs and disgusting bacteria of your kids and roll it
up and leave it on the table and then walk away.

Speaker 9 (42:37):
You wanted me to just leave the south there? That
was courteous to me to roll it up?

Speaker 3 (42:41):
What like a joint? How am I calling you? I'm
calling you using your phone, That's how I'm calling.

Speaker 9 (42:47):
You are calling me? Why are you calling me?

Speaker 1 (42:50):
My bill?

Speaker 9 (42:51):
I left? That was Sunday. Why are you calling me now?

Speaker 3 (42:54):
First of all, I don't want you in my restaurant.

Speaker 9 (42:57):
Why don't you train your your weight wait staffle whatever
they are to do their jobs.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
We are paid.

Speaker 9 (43:04):
You should call one of them and teach them how
to do their job instead of calling a customer and
harassment my day.

Speaker 12 (43:10):
My staff is paid to take orders, deliver food to
the table, and remove guy and remove any unused food
in the plates at the end.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Nothing else.

Speaker 9 (43:19):
Okay, Well, my friend ate one of those nasty ass
shrimps and caught the runt right after and left his
unused food right there on the table for your weight
stats to clean it up.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
You know what, that's disgusting. You are gross.

Speaker 12 (43:33):
And not only that, you grabbed a handful of crayons
by the children's menu on your way out. I saw
that it's supposed to be two crayon maximum per kid.

Speaker 9 (43:41):
I took a handful. So what my kid likes the color?
I paid for all of that. You don't pay for
those crayons for that, yes I did.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
How did you pay for those crayons?

Speaker 9 (43:49):
I paid the bill, right, crayons were included. Next question
is this how you were raised? Are you raised to
be a stalker? Because you're stalking me on my phone
right now? Better with you?

Speaker 13 (43:58):
Son?

Speaker 3 (43:59):
I saw you bring that playmate cooler and fill it
with Cheddar baby biscuits.

Speaker 9 (44:03):
It is a problem. Are you the Cheddar biscuit sheriff?
Clean hell?

Speaker 5 (44:11):
Else?

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Why do you hang up on me?

Speaker 10 (44:13):
Leave me?

Speaker 9 (44:15):
No?

Speaker 3 (44:15):
No, no, I want I want you to apologize to
my weight staff.

Speaker 9 (44:18):
It's called job security. It's called job security. It is
the waiter's job to clean up the mess after patrons
have left.

Speaker 12 (44:25):
Oh really okay, even even when the mess includes personal yes,
fecal matter.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Yes, fezs pieces yes, and yeah, touchy rolls.

Speaker 9 (44:33):
The next time. You know what, the next time I'm
come in there, I'm gonna leave a tootsy roll right
on your table. How about that? Keep calling me? You
don't know where I am, but I don't know where
you are.

Speaker 12 (44:42):
But Sam knows where you are. In fact, Sam gave
us all this information. And this is all joke because
you've just been phone tapped, Jamel, This is Scary Jones,
Melvis Tod in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (44:54):
Oh my god, you go vain far out of my
neck right now I'm spending here looking crazy and.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
I have a mind to turn.

Speaker 9 (45:00):
Are you in the record?

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Elvis Duran's phone tap?

Speaker 3 (45:06):
My god, that was a crazy phone tap.

Speaker 6 (45:08):
Scary he left the duty diaper on the table. No
nuts anyway, that's your thousand dollars free money phone tap?

Speaker 3 (45:15):
What was that noise? They're gone to vomit?

Speaker 6 (45:23):
Oh? How do you spell that word? By the way, it.

Speaker 7 (45:25):
Depends on the sound. I feel like the it's like
an h uh. And then there's the which is like
a b u l P.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (45:36):
Yeah, talk to Scott Scott's Online thirteen. Let's change Scott's
day a little bit. He's Scott.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
How you doing?

Speaker 9 (45:42):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Yeah, he's hello. Hey, it's Elvis. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
It doesn't sound like me, but it's me.

Speaker 13 (45:47):
Hey.

Speaker 6 (45:47):
You just want a thousand dollars with a free free
money phone tap? Congratulations?

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Thank you? That is awesome.

Speaker 6 (45:53):
Yeah, I know, it's like scary. Would you listen to you.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Guys every morning at work?

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Well?

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Thank you? Where we get that cow bell?

Speaker 6 (46:02):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (46:02):
This is left over from the New York City Marathon.
I was handing these out at the Citizens Great. It
was awesome, man, cases and cases of these as the
runners were going by. Okay, all right, scary.

Speaker 6 (46:14):
Oh well anyway, congratulations Scott. One thousand dollars coming your way,
and thanks for listening to us every day. We sure
do appreciate it a lot.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 22 (46:21):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Have a good day, you too, do.

Speaker 6 (46:24):
Don't hang up hold on. Thanks to the Farmer's Dog.
We have another bonus free money phone tap coming up
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Speaker 3 (46:29):
How you like that?

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(46:50):
dot com slash Elvis. Danielle, what do you have coming up?

Speaker 4 (46:54):
Jelly Roll is at it again, and Mariah is basically
owning the holiday.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
She does. She does.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
She got a fight stare for it.

Speaker 6 (47:03):
Yeah, I will say I left my voice in Orlando.
That's why I sound like this. I didn't even have
a voice yesterday, so it's slowly coming back. So if
I'm making you uncomfortable with my voice, my apology.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
But I'm so sorry. But there you go.

Speaker 6 (47:21):
All right, Danielle's Report All the way. Our friend Tommy
Dedario hosts I've never said this before. It's a podcast
where he interviews our favorite actors and artists.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Tommy who's on the podcast this week?

Speaker 20 (47:34):
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Speaker 1 (48:16):
Get up like the butt crack of.

Speaker 12 (48:18):
Dawn Oh my god, I love you.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
See Daddy's bye today. I'm gonna come to your bedside tonight.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
Oh my goodness, here we go, Elvis Dan in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Oh boy, I actually had my voice back for a
second and it went away. Oh this is so weird.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
It comes and goes as she pleases.

Speaker 11 (48:47):
Hey.

Speaker 6 (48:48):
By the way, a lot of people are texting in
wanting to know why we're not talking more about the
presidential election and President Trump regaining the White House. We
never talk about politics, we ever, have never. I don't
know why today. It's what do you what do you want?

Speaker 9 (49:07):
You know?

Speaker 6 (49:07):
I just the election was the election.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
It's done. You know what.

Speaker 6 (49:14):
Democracy did its thing. But you know when President Biden
won years ago, we didn't make a big deal out
of that. We just don't. That's not this show. It's
not a political show.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Just isn't.

Speaker 6 (49:27):
And you know, so for those who understand that, thank you.
It's all good. The reason I have no voice today
is because I screamed it all out in Orlando, had
a lot of fun at Universal and Disney.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
What was your favorite ride out of everything?

Speaker 6 (49:46):
Oh, Galaxy Guardian to the Galaxy such a As a
matter of fact, we were in line for like an
hour for guarding to the Galaxy because the ride was
shut down.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
They have a problem, and so people started leaving. I'm
I'm not leaving.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
I'm gonna stay right here until they fix it because
I had to write it. It's truly the most unique
ride I've ever been on in my life. It's so great,
it's amazing. And the show that we saw at Epcot,
I'm sorry, no, no, not Epcot. It's a universal during
Halloween Horrorites. Unbelievable. I didn't even know they'd had a

(50:25):
show like this. It's called Nocturnal Fuel or something. What's
it called something? You got it right, yes, Nightmare of Fuel,
Nocturnal It was one of the most incredible shows I've
ever witnessed. And if you've seen it, you know exactly
what I'm talking about. But it's done, you know. It
was just there for Halloween Horror Nites. And now next
year they'll have it, maybe the same show or a

(50:46):
different show. I don't know, you know, but if you've
seen it, you know exactly what.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
I'm talking about.

Speaker 6 (50:50):
It was the most energy and that's where I'm my
voice is still today. My voice is still in that theater.
I don't know anyway, what else you want to get into?
Is anyone else losing their voice today?

Speaker 7 (51:03):
Is just like the last two weeks, it's gone and
it finally came back, and now it's yours is gone.
I think it's a rolling voice outage.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
So we're also getting ready for Scary's colonoscopy.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Oh yeah, I can't know what.

Speaker 6 (51:19):
I don't know why we're all involved.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
But I don't want to be involved.

Speaker 12 (51:22):
I need you, know what.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
I need your advice because I don't know what to
eat and what to drink.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
You can't eat today. You eat clear broth and you
have some jello, not red jello. It's very simple. Oh
my gosh. It's like he's like he's an adult. You're
like ninety years.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
And a child.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
When it comes to these things. I'm scared.

Speaker 6 (51:41):
I've never had a call before. You know, scary, scary,
scary scary. Get ahold of yourself. You're gonna be okay.
People do these every day. You're gonna be just fine.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
And it's the best sleep ever, it really is.

Speaker 6 (51:52):
It's a good you have a little good twilight sleep.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
You're good. You know, to have someone signed off on
taking me home.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
On the way back, of course, get put under You
can't drive home to the doctor.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Can I just take an uber?

Speaker 4 (52:02):
No, they don't like you to do that.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
I don't want me to do that.

Speaker 6 (52:06):
They need to want to be there to check you
out and make sure you're good. You're gonna be fine.
You're gonna be good, and you know what, you got
to keep in mind what you're doing. You're going in
there for your health. You know, they want to make
sure that your your colon is whistling along Age It's okay, Yes,
what are your thoughts here, Nate? Well, you know he's
whistling colon.

Speaker 8 (52:27):
I don't have any thoughts on that, because we've been
talking about it during the breaks pretty at nauseum. Not
to say stress on nauseum, but I was just wondering
if anybody here in the room wanted to make a
compliment about my parents today.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
I noticed it.

Speaker 7 (52:43):
Yeah, I didn't say anything for a reason.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Damn it.

Speaker 7 (52:47):
He's doing the mustache.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Looks he's got a mustache coming in you have, but
that's for it because of no.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Yeah, I has nothing to do. It's scary, but it's.

Speaker 7 (52:55):
Kind of goateea is he's got because he's got the
thing at the bottom too.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Yeah, it looks actually do look good. And it's only November,
what sex seventh, eighth? What is today? But I cheated.

Speaker 8 (53:05):
I kind of grew it out through pretty much all
of October because I can't grow fatial.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
But you know, when you have to ask for the compliment,
it's not using. It doesn't mean the same.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
It's good, Scary as this is, think about my faith happily.

Speaker 6 (53:18):
I'll happily talk about Scary's whistling, but.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
I'm scary.

Speaker 6 (53:24):
I mean, keep in mind, this is Men's Health Awareness months. Uh,
and you know it's not not only for physical health,
it's also mental health as well. And so let's keep
an eye out for each other. And we're gonna I'm
growing my mustache out, Daniel's growing hers out.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Yeah, but that's just normal. Good for you, Danielle. Thank Youande.

Speaker 6 (53:45):
All right, should we get into the Danielle Report? Is
that what we're doing here?

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (53:49):
Absolutely, all right, Danielle. What's going on other than Scary's whistling?

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Ass We highly anticipated biopic Michael about Michael Jackson is
being pushed back. It's now scheduled to hit theaters October
third of twenty twenty five, six months later than we thought.
It was supposed to be April of twenty twenty five.
But you know, they're working on things, so they had
to push it a little bit. So Machine Gun Kelly
knew at age twenty this is during a Hot Ones

(54:15):
podcast taped back in twenty fifteen, that there was a
lot going on with Diddy because Machine Gun Kelly described
New Year's Eve, he said, Diddy took me to nine clubs,
thirty bottles at each spot, women everywhere. He said this
went on for two days, and he said I didn't
see him sleep once. So yeah, now at age thirty four.
By the way, Machine Gun Kelly has marked one year

(54:36):
of being clean and sober in August, So congratulations. So
Snoop Dogg, don't do you guys follow Kai Sinat. He
is a streamer.

Speaker 18 (54:45):
I love him.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
He does a lot of things with Kevin Hart. It's hysterical.
But anyway, Kisinet was hanging out with Snoop Dogg, and
Snoop took him on a tour of his compound, Oh
my gosh if you can see this video, multiple podcast
and music studios. He has a basketball court, an arcade
at Casino a theater. You do not have to leave

(55:06):
Snoop's house, Like, there's no need to leave. It's funny,
it's the craziest things. So if you get a chance,
check that video out. We know Mariah Carey one of
the queens of well, she is the Queen of Christmas.
Let's just say she is the Queen of Christmas. So
the town of Carrie, North Carolina, usually spelled c ar Y,
has temporarily changed its name to Carrie c r e

(55:28):
Y November first, to honor her and how she is
the Queen of Christmas and she's very, very touched by it.
Rose has shared in a new interview with Paper Magazine
that her upcoming album Rosie, has a song that is
disgustingly vulnerable. She said it was inspired by some of
the mean comments that she had to read about herself online.

(55:49):
She said it became one of those doom scrolling things
that you do at night, which I know a lot
of us do, and she said that bad habit led
to read a lot of bad comments that got into
my head. Realized how vulnerable, how addicted I was to
this world, And this is where the song came from.
So her new album Rosie is coming out on December sixth.
Dancing with the Stars, even though it was preempted last

(56:11):
night from the for the election. Next Tuesday, we'll be
back with a five hundredth episode, which is crazy. Cannot
believe that. And Jelly roll, you know he often pays
visits to jails while he's on tour. Well, last week
he was in Virginia and four inmates joined him for
a special performance. Now he had met them during a
visit to of to the Helping Addicts Recovery. Progressively programmed

(56:33):
It's h arp and he was so impressed by their
talents he actually got the sheriff to let the four
men come to the concert.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
So that's cool.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
Jelly has the power, he really does. And what are
we watching? I hope they use Jelly on you Scary
The Golden Good. That was a good one, Daniel, The

(57:02):
Golden Bachelore It is on tonight. The best thinger watch
What Happens Live Me next Christmas on Netflix and also
Chicago Medfire NPD. And that's my report.

Speaker 6 (57:11):
You could go ahead, Daniel, All right, let's go around
the room. What's on the minds of the people who
are sitting in the room. We'll start with Froggy, Froggy,
what's on your mind today?

Speaker 3 (57:18):
What's going on?

Speaker 18 (57:19):
No, So this morning I went over to the vending
machine and it took my money. I started just like
going nuts on the vending machine, and then like literally
thirty seconds later, three things all fell out at one time.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 18 (57:31):
The problem is I noticed just a little antenna on
top of the vending machine. I think it's connected to
somewhere and they can see what's going on. So I
think there might be a problem with me and the
vending machine company later today, really keeping an eye on you.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 18 (57:45):
There's like little there's like little antenna's on the top,
and they've got wires. They're connected to something. So I'm
guessing that maybe they can they have contact with the
vending machine remotely. I don't have any idea. But I
got my I got my drink and my other stuff.
But I could have a problem with the begging machinery.

Speaker 6 (57:59):
Today we'll all find out. Froggy Froggy in the molesting
a vending machine. It took it took my dollar. I
needed to get my mother.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
It's frustrating.

Speaker 9 (58:11):
I get it.

Speaker 6 (58:11):
Hey, I've gone what's up with you today?

Speaker 7 (58:13):
Well, today is Wednesday, which means I usually put out
a new episode of my podcast, but I'm going to
rerun an episode this week because it's all about Peanut
the squirrel and his owner Mark and how they came
to be and everything that went on before what we
know has now happened with Peanut and Fred the raccoon.
So if you want to go listen to that, of

(58:33):
course you can catch it my podcast sauce on the
side wherever you find podcasts, but of course we prefer
the iHeartRadio app. But it's a really interesting story how
they became buddies and how Mark rescued him and everything
that's happened since then. So ohays go give me a listen.

Speaker 6 (58:46):
I love that you're rerunning that, putting it out there again,
and all the best to Mark. You know, we've been
in contact with him and uh hoping he's doing okay. Hey,
producer Sam live from her new apartment that she still
hasn't unpacked.

Speaker 4 (59:02):
There's like nine hundred buses behind her.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
What's going on, Sam? Can can we hear Sam?

Speaker 13 (59:07):
Yes?

Speaker 16 (59:07):
Yes, yes, Hi, guys, what's on your mind? I'm finally
on the winning end of an argument that my husband
and I have this time every year because I like
to decorate for Christmas a little bit before Thanksgiving, and
he is staunchly not in support of that until Thanksgiving
because he says you need a time to appreciate that specific.

Speaker 7 (59:26):
Holiday and really enjoy it.

Speaker 16 (59:27):
So this year, I said, fine, if you decorate the
apartment for Thanksgiving, then we will have decorations and then
that counts and I'll wait. And he said, you got me,
go ahead and decorate for Christmas.

Speaker 7 (59:40):
So I have the stamp of approval.

Speaker 16 (59:42):
You can't decorate for a holiday without actually decorating for it, William,
And I'm embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
It took me five years to realize that argument.

Speaker 7 (59:48):
Yeah, but you did.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
You realized it.

Speaker 7 (59:51):
There you go, Gandhi, thank you.

Speaker 16 (59:52):
Eventually I got there, but he said, you have to
decorate for Thanksgiving and then wouldn't get anything to decorate
for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 6 (59:58):
I just Decorah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
I've got stuff all over too. I got yeah, I
got little Q, little Pilgrims. I got turkey over here,
hand guy, Yeah, I got lots of stuff, you know,
come on, and I got Jack Skellington animatronic with his
Santa Hattan Beard on right. For the next holiday, We're.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Going just checking in.

Speaker 6 (01:00:20):
Got's out of her mind?

Speaker 7 (01:00:23):
Their decoration crazy over here crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
So what's up with you today, Danielle?

Speaker 7 (01:00:26):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
So I just want to remind everybody Tuesday. Next Tuesday
is when my Down for Laughs comedy show benefiting Hearts
of Joy is happening in New York City, part of
the New York Comedy Festival, and Hearts of Joy International
is a wonderful organization that helps people with Down syndrome
that need heart saving surgeries. Lauren is in charge of it.
She is like Mother Teresa on Earth. I'm not even

(01:00:48):
kidding you. She's amazing. And all the proceeds go to
help Hearts of Joy. And we have the most amazing
comedians performing, including our boy Goomba Johnny He's gonna be there.
We've got Eric Diele, Assandro, Matt Coff, Parth Batt who
actually is a comedian with Down syndrome, Keith Alberstadt, DJ
Joe who is a DJ with Down syndrome. He's amazing.

(01:01:11):
So we're gonna have the best time. So if you
go to Z one hundred dot com h slash laps
is that what it is D one hundred dot com
slash laps I think. So you can get your tickets
Z one hundred dot com slash laps and please join
us because it's gonna be a great night.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Danielle.

Speaker 6 (01:01:26):
I know you work, you work your ass off to
make this happen, so congratulations. Hey yeah, we're speaking of
working your ass off.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
Scary.

Speaker 12 (01:01:33):
In prepping for this colonoscopy, I'm starting I'm gonna eat
something that I've.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Never had before, bone broth.

Speaker 12 (01:01:38):
So I started googling what's bone broth, and I didn't
realize that it has collagen, it's got electrolytes and minerals
and protests.

Speaker 9 (01:01:46):
Good for you.

Speaker 12 (01:01:46):
It's almost good gut health. It's good for all this stuff.
It makes me wonder why I didn't discover this before,
and I should just start eating bone broth, maybe drinking well,
drinking bone broths. Whatever I didn't know was that it
was that benefit for you. I'm just saying the things
you learn when you when you google stuff like that
own broth.

Speaker 6 (01:02:05):
I'm like, there's a whole world waiting for you there. Scary,
this colonoscopy is really opening a lot of Doorstreet can't.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Wait to drink my bone broth later. Yeah, you'll do great.
And finally you.

Speaker 8 (01:02:17):
Okay, we talked about it a little bit earlier. We're
going to talk about it some more. My mustache, you'll
see a lot of guys wearing them, rocking them. I've
got the wiret RB.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
Don't really know if I look anything like the guy,
but uh.

Speaker 8 (01:02:28):
You'll see a lot of guys wearing them in a
recognition of Men's Health Awareness Month and uh it's November.
Grow your mustache, guys, raise some awareness and also donate.
I'm going to donate to car Crushes Cancer at Northwell Health.
So just go to north Well. Let me look up
the address here so I don't get it wrong. Hang on, Okay, well,

(01:02:51):
we'll be here for Northwell. Dot e edu, slash elvis.
Remember to slash your elvis and donate to car osious
cancer exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Can we go ahead and put that up on our
social media? Yes, ma'am? All right? Would you call me ma'am?

Speaker 13 (01:03:06):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:03:07):
All right, let's get into the three things we need
to know from Gandi.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
I'm let's get on with our day. What's going on?

Speaker 7 (01:03:12):
Gandhy All right, California voters have overwhelmingly approved a measure
that would increase the penalties for shoplifting and drug related offenses.
Proposition thirty six had more than seventy percent support at
last count. The new rule will authorize felony charges for
possession of drugs including fedanyl and four thefts under nine
hundred and fifty dollars if the offender has at least
two prior drug or theft convictions. Philadelphia's seventy six er

(01:03:36):
Joel Embiid is being suspended for three games by the
NBA for shoving a reporter. The seven time All Star
is going to lose more than a million dollars in
pay during that suspension, and ESPN says the punishment will
start once he's ready to return from injury. Embiid took
exception with Philadelphia Inquirer columnist Marcus Hayes, who recently wrote

(01:03:57):
an article about Embiid's conditioning and professional while also bringing
up his son and his deceased brother. And Finally, Kruger
has settled with thirty States that sued over the company's
involvement in the opioid crisis. As a result, the company
is going to pay nearly one point four billion dollars.
The states will first get payments that are due next year,

(01:04:17):
and those are your three things.

Speaker 6 (01:04:19):
So what time are we hearing from Kamala Harris today?

Speaker 9 (01:04:22):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:04:23):
I haven't seen a time yet. I just know that
they say she's going to speak, and she's going to
speak from her alma mater at Howard University. But we'll
I guess see what time that happens.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
All right, excellent, let's do something. What do you want
to do?

Speaker 7 (01:04:36):
Is that going to have of that game that did
not go well?

Speaker 6 (01:04:41):
Yeah, we bailed on that, at least the contestant. She
was great, and she admitted she didn't know any of
these songs. These are songs that what relax you. Is
that what this is about?

Speaker 7 (01:04:51):
Yeah, these songs are supposed to calm you down, because
not only are the beats and the rhythm involved calming,
but they're supposed to be songs that you will sing
along to whether you want to or not. And when
we were playing them, I saw people singing and swaying
and dance and I saw it. So I think this
is science. But yeah, they're just supposed to calm you
down during a stressful time.

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
You know, all right, if you know your music please
call eight hundred two four two zero.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
One hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:05:22):
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Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Slash Elvis.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:05:47):
Oh, it's so good to hear Uncle Johnny right there.
I love that dogs are parking. It's another another crazy
day here at the house. Let's get into sound with Garrett,
and then I think we have some money to give away.
The dogs barking, the dogs, they're very happy today. My
farmer's dog dogs doing very well, all right, Garrett? Yes
you do in the marathon, by the way, I finished it.

(01:06:09):
I definitely finished it. I did it under about six
hours and fifty minutes. How you doing actually better than
I expected. My feet, hate my life, hate me pretty
much right now. The soles on my feet hurt the most.
But you know a lot of things I learned. People

(01:06:30):
kept on telling me don't trust a fart. After mile eighteen,
which I took that advice because I saw some things
on that route.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
That were just crazy, really, like in the middle of
a bridge.

Speaker 23 (01:06:43):
You're in the middle of a bridge, there's no porta
potties on the bridges that you ran over, and how
things got there, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
She said, it looked like the emoji. Yeah wow, but
I've yeah, and it was talking to me.

Speaker 23 (01:06:58):
So much inspiration too, just random strangers just cheering you on,
like they don't know who you are, and they're just
you know, inspiring you to go. The signs that were
out there just very funny people. Apparently everyone in New
York City hates the mayor here, they hate rats and uh,
you know, just telling you to run your ass off.

(01:07:19):
They were throwing out fireball shots. Some guy in Brooklyn shots.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (01:07:23):
Some guy in Brooklyn had had a plate of bacon
that so as you're running by, you can grab some
bacon and run.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Oh yeah, I could. I could do.

Speaker 23 (01:07:33):
I could do a few weeks without hearing a vouzella
or a cow bell.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
For the time.

Speaker 6 (01:07:38):
But well, congratulates, thank you very much. It was awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
Here look here, here's the metal I'll show you.

Speaker 7 (01:07:43):
Oh, impressible.

Speaker 6 (01:07:48):
That's so cool.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Garrett. We're very proud of you.

Speaker 23 (01:07:50):
I appreciate it. And it's just like having a kid too.
After you have your first kid, everybody's like, so, you're
gonna have a second kid.

Speaker 6 (01:07:56):
Same thing.

Speaker 23 (01:07:56):
I crossed the finish line. First word out of anybody's mouth.
I talked to Hey, so you're going to do it again?

Speaker 13 (01:08:02):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
I think so?

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
I think so wow, good for you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
What do you think, Gandhi?

Speaker 7 (01:08:06):
Well, we were talking about this yesterday because the person
who won their time was two hours and seven minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
They sprinted that thing. It's crazy. I can't even process
how somebody can do that, but they did.

Speaker 23 (01:08:19):
Oh's Pearlman who was here on Friday. He did it
in two hours and forty minutes.

Speaker 7 (01:08:24):
That's impressive.

Speaker 4 (01:08:26):
I think that was an illusion.

Speaker 7 (01:08:28):
I also think that guy's a witch, so trust anything.

Speaker 6 (01:08:31):
Yes, he's not from this world. We got to rolled
into sound here.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
What do you have going on?

Speaker 23 (01:08:36):
All right, let's start with the word of the year.
It is brett. So a bunch of news people went
out to the street to ask people what they think.
The word brett means being.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
Hot, sexy and having fun partying clubs, just like being feral,
being yourself, dirty, grimey.

Speaker 14 (01:08:54):
Whenever you're trying to do something and you think you
have like second thoughts about it, just like, don't have second.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Thoughts and just do it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
Take a breath, be present, ask yourself.

Speaker 22 (01:09:03):
What you want to do, and then do whatever it
is that the first thing that comes up.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Just be hot, sexy, and be yourself.

Speaker 23 (01:09:10):
So Brad has many, many different meanings according to you
know who you are?

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
All right? Did you hear about Strawberry the pig?

Speaker 23 (01:09:17):
No, so, Strawberry the pig was left out of his
cage and a family came home to realize Strawberry ransacked
the entire house and got drunk on some beer that
was left out.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
It's so cool. Oh my god, look how many issue too.
This is gone, that's gone, that's gone, Strawberry.

Speaker 13 (01:09:36):
What did you do?

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
Probably to.

Speaker 23 (01:09:43):
Strawberry was stumbling around the house all right, all right,
Since we didn't get to go over this one during
the commercial break. This was posted over the weekend. A
couple went on a water slide together, you know, one
of those tandem water slides, and it's enclosed, and the
boyfriend farted, and this is what it sounded like.

Speaker 11 (01:10:07):
You hear it at the beginning right there, I'm mister yeah, okay,
that was a fart. Yeah wow wow, sounds like the
gonna sound like that tomorrow. All right, So we heard
about how we Oh this is interesting. So Danielle, your

(01:10:28):
son is color blind, right, yes, so uh, and he
has special glasses to see color. So this guy uh
got to watch his favorite movie for the first time ever.
He got to see Wizard of Oz with his color
blind glasses on. So we got to see what it
actually looked like in full color.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
It's so bryant.

Speaker 6 (01:10:56):
Colors, what colors?

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
What colors?

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
That that's purple? Oh so cool.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
That's so cool.

Speaker 23 (01:11:07):
And then finally to Quincy Jones passed away, but there's
a cool story about how he convinced Michael Jackson.

Speaker 8 (01:11:14):
To be on We Are the World, and I thought
I would share it with you guys.

Speaker 13 (01:11:17):
Okay, first, Michael, if you don't want to sing, I'll
be on the video. He thought it was all explosive.
First I talked Michael, and that would have been one
of the biggest mistakes in his career if he had
to showed up We.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Are the World.

Speaker 13 (01:11:29):
But he was there.

Speaker 17 (01:11:30):
Man, we are the children, there, we are the ones.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
Who make a brider hooday, so let's stark.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
Wow there you are excellent.

Speaker 6 (01:11:43):
All right, you're a good America gar take congratulations again,
thank you very much finishing that marathon. What happened to
your voice? Yeah, I'm having no voice. My voice is gone.
It is just put What are you gonna do?

Speaker 12 (01:11:56):
He is?

Speaker 6 (01:11:56):
Ashley?

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
Ready to go online? Ten? Yeah? We got her? Here
we go, Ashley, how are you?

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (01:12:04):
Hi, good morning, well, good morning.

Speaker 6 (01:12:06):
Thanks for being on the show. Sorry, my voice is
really bad. I don't know why I've decided to do
this for a living, but this is as good as
it's gonna get. So GANDHI explain to Ashley what we're
doing here?

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:12:21):
These songs are very popular songs. They kind of span time.
There are some older ones, some newer ones.

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
And they are supposed to relax.

Speaker 7 (01:12:28):
You bring a little bit of calm because the rhythm
is great, makes you dance and they make you sing along.
So all you need to get on this is just
the song title. And I have faith in you, Ashley.

Speaker 6 (01:12:38):
You can do this, all right, Ashley? No, I hope
you do much better than we had earlier.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
That was awful. She was great.

Speaker 6 (01:12:44):
She was a great person, just didn't know any songs. Right,
here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
Here is song number one?

Speaker 14 (01:12:49):
What is this?

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
Scary?

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
The list?

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
Game relaxation?

Speaker 7 (01:12:59):
No, it's game relax.

Speaker 6 (01:13:04):
Relax wo okay, please tell me what's going on?

Speaker 7 (01:13:12):
You know he filled the wrong pap well, the wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Page, because one is called relax and what is called relaxation?

Speaker 13 (01:13:17):
I told you.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
When I heard her. Okay, here we go. What song
does okay?

Speaker 17 (01:13:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
Absolutely honestly where I took it?

Speaker 6 (01:13:42):
Okay, you got one down? Here's another one. Actually, what
song is this?

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
You got ship? You got shut up shame?

Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
Yeah, yeah, crash.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
Excellent?

Speaker 6 (01:14:05):
All right, all right, you've got two down. Actually, here's
number three.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
Maybe together we can get somewhere ten of places, but uh,
starting from zoo, got nothing to lose?

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
Wow, great song? What is it?

Speaker 10 (01:14:18):
That's part?

Speaker 7 (01:14:20):
Actually you are killing it?

Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
I wanted to go to anywhere?

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
Okay, here's another one. So many songs about rainbows? What
song is that?

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Fine?

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
Los dreamers and excellent? Did she she swept?

Speaker 7 (01:14:50):
One more?

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
One more?

Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
Get this one right left the plank page before you
open up.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
The dirty wind?

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
Wow? Great song?

Speaker 9 (01:15:00):
What is it?

Speaker 22 (01:15:02):
I'm written?

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:15:07):
Job?

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
Actually Redemption from the first game.

Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
You got it absolutely What does she?

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
What does she get? Well, you know she's something.

Speaker 8 (01:15:13):
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Speaker 6 (01:15:58):
Enter it and see thanks for listening to us, have
a great day. I think we should play a Tracy,
don't you think?

Speaker 8 (01:16:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
What a great song? Turn it out.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
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Speaker 4 (01:16:13):
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Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
That you smell like last night. Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 6 (01:16:35):
We are so excited for jingle Ball season. Maybe I'll
get my voice back before we have a jingle ball.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
And then you'll lose it again, and they'll.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
Lose it again. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 6 (01:16:42):
People ask him like, why why do I have no voice?
I left my voice in Orlando, Florida. It's still down
there waiting for me to come back and pick it up.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
I'm going to go get it. I'll be back, would
you please.

Speaker 6 (01:16:53):
We just had the best time, a full day at Disney,
a full day at Universal, and then and I lost
my voice.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
So I said, well, let's just stay here another day.

Speaker 13 (01:17:03):
What am I to do?

Speaker 6 (01:17:04):
Go home and not talk? I'd rather not talk in Orlando.
But we'll get it back. We'll get it back.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
What do we want to do here?

Speaker 6 (01:17:13):
What do we when we get on the list, you
want to talk about the election. Okay, here we go.
People are texting in and we're reading the vibe in
the room, and there are some people today who are
very disappointed with the outcome. There are a lot of
people who are very excited about the outcome. You know,
what is our job to do. It's look, be here

(01:17:33):
for you every day. We're here to have fun. We're
having here to have a good time. We've never been
a politically driven talk show, nor do we plan on
becoming a politically driven talk show. Ain't going to happen.
But if you want to do something, get out there
and be of service for people. Go out there and
find people who need help, Find people who need your
dollars or your time, you know, go cook for people

(01:17:55):
that they're hungry. You know, there are things you can
do to stay sane in a world that may seem
insane at times, but be of service for other people.
I think that's that's my advice, if you want it
at all. Yeah, Nate, what's up?

Speaker 8 (01:18:09):
Yeah you that's a great point of us. You know,
do something that you can control to better the world.
When we went to God's Love, we deliver last week. Right, Yeah,
that was awesome. I felt so good doing something that
I knew was going to betefit. Somebody does it was awesome,
couldn't do it for themselves, and I think there needs
to be more of that. You know, do what you
can to control what you can. It feels good.

Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
Absolutely, and be nice because kindness is free.

Speaker 6 (01:18:35):
Yeah, thank you, Daniel, question anything absolutely? What do you think, Gandhi?

Speaker 7 (01:18:39):
I remember when Dan Harris was in here and we
were all talking about anxiety, and he said, the counter
to anxiety is always action. So when you're feeling really
anxious about something, take action. There are still things that
people can do to take action to work on some
of the stuff that might be making you really nervous
and really anxious right now. You don't have to just
sit back. You can take action and release that anxiety
a little bit.

Speaker 6 (01:19:00):
Absolutely, Just get out there and help people. People need
your help, no matter who the President of the United
States is. People need people to take care of each other.
And that's what we're that's what we do. This is
not a place where you're gonna come for a heavy,
heavy political conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
This is not what we do.

Speaker 6 (01:19:17):
Uh, And you know that you've been listening for a while.
You know better than than to expect anything else from us.
But anyway, be kind to people, be of service to
people that need it. And I swear to God, as
soon as we're done with the show, I will stop
talking till tomorrow. Hopefully my voice will come back. It's
almost is it uncomfortable to hear someone sound like this?

Speaker 18 (01:19:36):
I just don't want it to I don't Sometimes it
sounds like it's painful. But you say it doesn't hurt,
So as long as it doesn't hurt you, then no,
it's fine.

Speaker 6 (01:19:43):
No, I feel I feel awesome. I mean I'm still
high from uh from you. Going to Disney and to Universal,
we had just the best.

Speaker 7 (01:19:50):
Time, screaming the whole time.

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
Yeah, that's what you do there.

Speaker 6 (01:19:55):
Because you're you're on the best rides in the world
and you're just screaming and having fun and laugh and
you know it didn't Halloween Horror Nights at Universal was
just unbelievably cool. The scare zones were extra scary. People
are all dressed up and just having a great time.
It was something that I can't wait to go back
and do it again the next year and I'm gonna
lose my voice again.

Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
Does this make you wonder?

Speaker 7 (01:20:17):
You know how certain celebrities will ensure their legs or
like surgeons and share their hands. Should you be ensuring
your voice?

Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
Should we all do that?

Speaker 9 (01:20:24):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:20:24):
I guess what if?

Speaker 7 (01:20:26):
What if you just blew it out permanently?

Speaker 13 (01:20:27):
And this is it?

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
Yeah? What if?

Speaker 6 (01:20:29):
This is good as it's gonna get goodness?

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:20:33):
But anyway, so we're here. We're here to be of
service for you, and if you want me to play
a share Christmas song, I'll do it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
It is the holiday season. I mean we're past Halloween.

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
We are it is the holiday season.

Speaker 7 (01:20:46):
And we haven't found any good Thanksgiving songs?

Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
Right, okay?

Speaker 6 (01:20:50):
So Dan yelling gandhi, what is it okay to play
a little share?

Speaker 7 (01:20:54):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
Do you dare me?

Speaker 6 (01:20:57):
Of course what I played in the middle of summer.

Speaker 7 (01:21:00):
Way, I know we don't even have to dare you.
We know what you're gonna do.

Speaker 22 (01:21:08):
There.

Speaker 14 (01:21:09):
She is.

Speaker 6 (01:21:11):
Arguably, in my opinion, the Queen of Christmas who Share,
not Mariah Carrett, but you know we can arguement about
that later on.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
Hey, this is Taylor Swift, this is.

Speaker 4 (01:21:25):
And you're listening to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show
with Wendy's.

Speaker 6 (01:21:29):
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who went down to the kitchen and tried to buy
something from the snack machine using a doubloon.

Speaker 7 (01:22:00):
Such as.

Speaker 6 (01:22:03):
Scotty Scotty actually used a wooden nickel to try to
get some free toes. No, we didn't, Okay, okay, let
me let me just set the table for you. Scotty
b is the one who is so into two dollar
bills he loves to spend them as currency at retail
stores just to piss people off. Now he took a
fifty cent piece down to the kitchen. He put it

(01:22:24):
in the machine. Now it jammed the machine, a machine secret,
as I was saying, it jammed the machine. And on
no one, No one on this floor can get one
silly snack doing that, You are using something that is
no one uses fifty cent pieces.

Speaker 3 (01:22:41):
In these things. It fits in the slot. I assumed
it would work.

Speaker 4 (01:22:45):
Recognize it, well, I learned.

Speaker 6 (01:22:47):
In high school. Just because it fits in the slot,
you shouldn't be putting it in there all the time.

Speaker 7 (01:22:53):
Oh my god, only Scotty.

Speaker 6 (01:22:55):
I just assumed it would work. So where where did
you find a fifty?

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
Listen?

Speaker 15 (01:23:00):
When I went to the City Bank the other day
to get my two dollar bills from Agnes, she said, hey,
I got some half dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
You want those? And I was like, yeah, So I
took two rolls a half dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:23:10):
Okay, you mistake number one.

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
Agnes sets aside the stuff no one wants, and she goes,
that's succer. Scotty's going to be coming in soon.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
We'll just pour it off on him.

Speaker 6 (01:23:19):
Here's Scotty. I bet the machine would love a Susan b.

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
Anthony. Yes, Susan B.

Speaker 15 (01:23:23):
Anthony would probably work in that. No, no, no, stop,
just use a quarter, use your credit card like the
most of us do. Look, you know what I'm saying.
They're still made, They're meant to be used. Do you
know that they made ten million dollars and half dollars
last year?

Speaker 6 (01:23:44):
I know, but you know what in the original days
that used to like trade a pig for a bail
of Hey, we don't do that at.

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
The Vinity machine. Well, you can still use your credit card.
That still worse. You just can't use any coins.

Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
Is there any way to put a bag of pennies?

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
And when you go places and you use these, don't
people look at them? Strange? Yes?

Speaker 15 (01:24:09):
I like the strange looks. Well, I know, but we
don't and the machine doesn't understand it. I apologize, I
really do. I emailed. I emailed the engineer guy. He's
gonna have it fixed. So I just said, I apologize.
I tried to use a half dollar in the vending machine.
It did fit, but it jammed it.

Speaker 7 (01:24:29):
Even mind. These are also the guys who think that
strippers prefer two dollar bills over five dollar bills, or
they just the novelty. Yeah, yeah, no, they definitely want
the five.

Speaker 6 (01:24:40):
I think they want more than that. Maybe I'm going
to the wrong place. I don't go to strip clubs.
I just remembered.

Speaker 15 (01:24:47):
Should I not try my presidential dollar coin in the
machine when they fixed?

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
No, you should not. Oh no, And it doesn't.

Speaker 6 (01:24:52):
It doesn't take post office stamps either.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
It should say that. It should say it on the machine.

Speaker 6 (01:24:58):
Or food stamps, none of just use the currency or
the credit card that it is appropriate.

Speaker 3 (01:25:03):
Yes, Scary.

Speaker 12 (01:25:03):
You know, we used to actually try and trick the
arcade machines back in the day because some of them
used to accept a nickel and register it as a quarter.
So I would hate when somebody would go through and
they would put it in the slot and the nickel
would get stuck because people were trying to experiment with that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
That used to happen all the time.

Speaker 6 (01:25:22):
You know, we're beyond that. There's no reason I know that.
But I'm just putting those I know, and then we're
not experiment anymore. Thank you, Scary though, for that story
of hope. But I'm just saying right now.

Speaker 15 (01:25:31):
Well, I got to tell you the coinstar machines know
where they count the change days and a half dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:25:35):
No, that's that's the Lance Cracker machine.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
It doesn't know better.

Speaker 6 (01:25:39):
And speaking of whoever's in charge of that thing, God,
he was saying, can't we just get in touch with
him because we want different things in the machine is
the same boring stuff every Oh my god, Cubby from
light FM, the he bought the two days in a row, right, Danielle. Yeah, well,
I know, pay the honey bun two days in a row.
You saw him do it, right, I.

Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
Saw him doing so yesterday. He goes, don't judge me.
I go, what what am I judging you for? He's like,
I got a I got the bunch, the sonata, what
is it called the honeybun. I got that honey, I
got the glaze honey bun for breakfast. And I'm like, no,
I'm not judging you. I didn't even notice until you
pointed it out to me. Now I'm judging you.

Speaker 7 (01:26:20):
Then they busted him again this morning.

Speaker 6 (01:26:22):
Yeah, yeah, two days in a row.

Speaker 4 (01:26:23):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:26:25):
Here's the thing, Cubby and everyone else, when you buy
the honeybun, have the machine. When you pull the wrapper
off of the honey bun, it makes it sound it
like sticks. It sticks to the honeybun like like a
hot crotch and underwear.

Speaker 4 (01:26:45):
I remember when in my dad's the trunk of my
dad's car, he had a little box filled with honey
buns and I busted him and I go, Dad, what
is this? And he goes, don't tell your mother. This
is much better than a bake in the morning. I'm like,
I know, but it's not better for you. He's like, well,
don't tell your mother you found those in the trunk

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of the car he got dad.

Speaker 6 (01:27:09):
All right, Well, uh, Scotty, before you run down to
the machine to try to put your Scotia in there.
You know, Scotti is all signed up his thirtieth. His
thirtieth high school reunion is this year, and now Scotty
says he's excited about go and talk about it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
I love it.

Speaker 15 (01:27:29):
I go to every single one of them. You know
what it is is we had a really good class
and we all liked each other for the most part.
So I mean, well over one hundred people come to
these every time. I mean, Facebook has kind of ruined
it because you know what everybody's up to. But it's
just it's really cool to get together with everybody and
we and we all like each other. So we're all
going in October.

Speaker 4 (01:27:48):
Do they know, Scotty the Hotti is on the way.

Speaker 15 (01:27:50):
I'm gonna read two dollar bills and a half dollars
that there you go right there, You're gonna burn up
that Dan floor.

Speaker 3 (01:27:58):
It's kind of me.

Speaker 6 (01:27:59):
So here's the thing, now, Scotti obviously had a wonderful,
wonderful high school experience. I mean they had a radio
station and that's where he started learning that craft, and
he had really great friends. And so we were talking
about high school reunions during the song, and then Nate
and I both agreed, no, no, no, never, ever, never, have,

(01:28:20):
never will go to a high school reunion, right name.

Speaker 8 (01:28:22):
Yeah, I just got an invite from my twenty fifth
and I'm like, do I really want to be the
most famous person there?

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
Really? Oh my god?

Speaker 6 (01:28:30):
I really serious?

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
Seriously, I mean I look fantastic. I can't go there.

Speaker 8 (01:28:35):
I know some people haven't aged nearly as well as
I am, and so I really don't want to show
all these people up. It's really going to be and
I'm not. I'm being serious here.

Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
That's he's right up your alley.

Speaker 6 (01:28:45):
Yeah, you know what's so funny. I don't want to
push he is. He is being serious, That's what's so funny. Yeah, So, Gandhi,
what about you do you do you want to do it?

Speaker 9 (01:28:54):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:28:54):
I I loved high school.

Speaker 7 (01:28:56):
I loved my friends. I have zero desire to ever
go to a union. It just doesn't seem like something
that's fun for me. I mean, the people that I
liked and I hung out with, I can still talk
to them whenever I want to, and I do. I
just it seems like a very weird, no thanks type
of thing.

Speaker 6 (01:29:13):
All good, right, You know, different people go to high
school reunions for different reasons, right, And all the people
that well, all one of the people that I keep
in touch with from high school, They're always like, hey,
we're asking for you.

Speaker 3 (01:29:26):
They'd love to see you.

Speaker 6 (01:29:26):
And I'm like, hey, that's nice, but I just I
can I give you a list of one hundred things
I'd rather do?

Speaker 13 (01:29:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (01:29:32):
Right.

Speaker 18 (01:29:33):
Almos has this thing he says when he's not going somewhere,
and I've started using it around my house.

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
He says, tell him, I said, ha, yeah, I'm not going.

Speaker 6 (01:29:42):
Let's go to line nineteen. Demi is she's with you
in Jacksonville, Florida. Let's say how to Demi? Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
Demmy, what's going on with you?

Speaker 7 (01:29:49):
Hi?

Speaker 24 (01:29:50):
Not much show you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:29:52):
Yeah, we're doing great hanging in there. The voice is
almost gone. But so high school reunions, yes or no?

Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
From you?

Speaker 9 (01:30:00):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:30:01):
Absolutely not welcome.

Speaker 13 (01:30:02):
No.

Speaker 24 (01:30:03):
I just got my invite from my class reunion. For
ten years, and I denied.

Speaker 10 (01:30:07):
That the requests on Facebook.

Speaker 24 (01:30:10):
You know, if you haven't seen them for ten years,
probably you don't want to see them ever again. Otherwise
you would have you would have made the effort to
see them.

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
I mean, he's got a point.

Speaker 4 (01:30:22):
I mean with social media now you can follow everybody
and know what's up with everyone and get in touch
with everyone, so you kind of are in touch with
the people you can be.

Speaker 6 (01:30:30):
In touch with exactly exactly now. So there's not like
a one percent chance you might consider thinking about the
possibility of contemplating going to your high school reunion.

Speaker 3 (01:30:43):
Not at all.

Speaker 24 (01:30:45):
No, I could give you three hundred reasons why I
don't want to go back, all.

Speaker 6 (01:30:49):
Right, Okay, do they each have a name and a face?
It's all the people. Well, no, Look, did you have
a bad high school experience or you're just when you
left you were like goodbye, see you later.

Speaker 10 (01:31:00):
No, it was just I moved on and I don't
want to go back to the Midwest.

Speaker 3 (01:31:05):
All right, there you go.

Speaker 6 (01:31:06):
I'm the same way. You know what, You and I
have that in common. I have no desire to go
back to my high school reunion. I'm sure there's a
lot of great people that will be there, and I
hope they have a great time. But there are people, Tracy,
I mean demy that there are a lot of people
who would love to like walk through that door and
like Nate and expect all the spotlights.

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
To go right to him.

Speaker 6 (01:31:26):
And he's wearing like he's wearing a top hat and
tails and he's yeah extra medium, extras medium shirt.

Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
Damn right.

Speaker 6 (01:31:34):
Absolutely, Ay, all right, you were not alone in this
lack of enthusiasm for high school reunions, and I think.

Speaker 24 (01:31:41):
This one I'm talking to you all.

Speaker 4 (01:31:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:31:43):
Tracy is online eighteen just bought a ticket for her
thirty year high school reunion. Just like Scotty b You're
driving from Connecticut to the Bronx and you can't wait. Tracy,
talk about it represent all those who love reunions.

Speaker 22 (01:31:56):
I'm actually you know, Scotty just said that, you know,
face book ruined it, and to a point, he has
a point on that. But you talk on Facebook, you
see what they're doing. But it's just going to be
so different, you know, actually seeing the people live.

Speaker 10 (01:32:14):
That you do see and you follow and all that stuff.

Speaker 22 (01:32:17):
So I'm looking forward to going to see a bunch
of girls that you know, spent four years with.

Speaker 6 (01:32:24):
Good Hey, Tracy, are you just looking?

Speaker 3 (01:32:26):
Do you keep up?

Speaker 6 (01:32:27):
Do you keep up with a lot of your high
school friends still as an adult, Not a lot of them.

Speaker 22 (01:32:33):
Most of it's just online kind of stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:32:36):
So it's seeing them.

Speaker 22 (01:32:38):
I haven't gone to a reunion probably since my five year,
so we figured a lot of us figured thirty years
it's time to come back and see everyone. So, and
our school does it differently, so it's not just us.
So we'll have people there who are celebrating their fiftieth
down to their fifth.

Speaker 6 (01:32:57):
Okay, that's interesting, Yeah, yeah, mix it up.

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 6 (01:33:01):
All right, well, thank you so much, Tracy. I have
fun at your reunion. Hate tell him, I said, Hi, so, Danielle,
Yes or no.

Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
I will go to the chorus reunion or the drama reunion.
Like those reunions I'll go to because I love the
you know, people I was involved with. But I've never
gone to like my high school in general reunion.

Speaker 6 (01:33:24):
So yeah, all right, reunions have fun, Yes, scary.

Speaker 12 (01:33:30):
I want to go to my reunion for the same
reason that Nate doesn't want to go to his, and
that's because I was growing up in high school. I
was a nerd.

Speaker 3 (01:33:38):
I was I was a misfit.

Speaker 12 (01:33:39):
I want to show I want you and you are
now a no. I just want to show people that, yeah,
I did become successful, I did change. I feel like
I wanted to show and prove to these people. I
don't know, is that wrong to want.

Speaker 13 (01:33:53):
To be like?

Speaker 6 (01:33:53):
No, not at all, not at all scary. I mean
everyone should use their reunion for whatever reason they.

Speaker 3 (01:33:58):
Want to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:00):
Stroll up and go ahead. I'm scary.

Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
Scary Danielle.

Speaker 6 (01:34:06):
I'm friends with Danielle Manio.

Speaker 3 (01:34:09):
Grace. You know you know one people. I know people now.

Speaker 6 (01:34:12):
I know Danielle, the one with the laugh that hates Mayo.

Speaker 3 (01:34:14):
That's me. I know she gets a picture of him
and was on his uh on his phone cover. I
know Gandhi.

Speaker 6 (01:34:21):
I know Gandhi is a great great granddaughter of Mahatma Gandhi.

Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
Come on over. And I know Elvis Durand how about that?

Speaker 6 (01:34:27):
Oh boy, No, people are impressed by this show.

Speaker 7 (01:34:30):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:34:31):
Okay, all right, all right, hey Caitlyn online nineteen one
more call then we'll move on. Uh, Caitlyn, how you
doing Caitlyn morning. So your dad we're doing great. Tell
tell everyone about your dad and why he loves going
to reunions.

Speaker 14 (01:34:47):
Yeah, so with my dad, he was not allowed to
go to reunions while he was married to my mother,
And he actually just had his forty year reunion last year,
and he joked about going this time so he could
go and hook up with all the honeys. But we're
also probably post divorce.

Speaker 6 (01:35:05):
Oh yeah, my god, that's it. I love to go
to reunions with everyone else that lives in the villages.
But that's so cool though. I mean, look, you know,
think about it, your high school crush. There is a
good chance you're going to go to the reunion. They

(01:35:25):
may be there, they may be available, and they may
be hot.

Speaker 3 (01:35:28):
You just don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:35:29):
So okay, I can give you that.

Speaker 3 (01:35:32):
So let me ask you. That's Caitlin.

Speaker 23 (01:35:34):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:35:35):
Do you like going to reunions yourself?

Speaker 4 (01:35:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:35:38):
I actually I have my ten year high school reunion
next year, and I guarantee you I'll be the one
planning it.

Speaker 6 (01:35:43):
So okay, that's good. So you're active in that. See,
I wouldn't mind going and just being the fly on
the wall. I wish I could go just because I
don't even think they would recognize me anymore. So maybe
I could just walk in without my grapcho Mark's nose
on or whatever. I would love to just walk through
the room and go, oh, oh yeah you, yeah, I
remember you.

Speaker 9 (01:36:03):
Well.

Speaker 14 (01:36:04):
I'm a talker. I'm a talker. I would just be like, oh,
I saw this from Facebook, let's talk about it. And
everybody hates me for it.

Speaker 6 (01:36:12):
So'st So it sounds like you love the role. All right, Well,
thank you so much, Caitlin. Have fun and tell your dad, Hey,
hook it up, brother, all right, have a great day.
Oh you too, you too. Yeah, dad's going to a reunion.
I'm gonna give him from c Alis and wish him luck,
give it, give him my Uber account.

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
So good.

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Speaker 5 (01:36:58):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show. To the phone, Elvis Duran,
Elvis Duran's phone tab.

Speaker 21 (01:37:05):
You know, Scary stepping up to the plate ready to
uh hit one out of the park for us, Scary,
it's the phone tap.

Speaker 3 (01:37:12):
What do you have?

Speaker 12 (01:37:12):
Sam emailed us he wanted to teach his girlfriend Jamilla
a lesson. She's got a habit of going out to
family restaurants and changing her son's diaper right there in
the booth. Anyway, Yeah, it's disgusting. Anyway, she did it
again on Sunday and left the diaper behind. So I'm
gonna pretend to be the serious Yeah, so I'm gonna
pretend to be the restaurant manager calling to take her

(01:37:33):
to task on what she.

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
Did was listening to Scary's phone tap. Hello, I'm looking
for Jamilo Ursa.

Speaker 17 (01:37:39):
Please.

Speaker 3 (01:37:42):
This is Rob CHACONI from. My name is Rob. I'm
the manager of you ate here recently, right.

Speaker 12 (01:37:50):
I yeah, listen, I want to know why you think
that it's okay to leave crumbled up, dirty duty diapers
on the table for my weight staff to clean up.

Speaker 9 (01:38:00):
Okay, how did you get my number? And why are
you calling me? And how do you know I even
did that.

Speaker 12 (01:38:05):
I have a friend who works at the check cashing
place on the other side of the Strip Mall parking lot,
and I saw you go in there afterwards, and he
told me about you, about you left your kid's duty
diaper on the table, okay, and and and was that
supposed to be a gift from my weight staff?

Speaker 9 (01:38:28):
Yes, because your your services.

Speaker 3 (01:38:30):
I want to know what makes you think that.

Speaker 12 (01:38:32):
You could walk into my establishment where other people are
trying to die and infect the tables with the germs
and disgusting bacteria of your kids and roll it up
and leave it on the table and then walk away.

Speaker 9 (01:38:45):
You wanted me to just leave the south there? That
was courteous to me to roll it up?

Speaker 17 (01:38:49):
What like a jointing?

Speaker 3 (01:38:52):
How am I calling you? I'm calling you using your phone,
That's how I'm calling You.

Speaker 9 (01:38:55):
Are calling me? Why are you calling me? Why my
bill I left? That was sunday. Why are you calling
me now?

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
First of all, I don't want you in my restaurant.

Speaker 9 (01:39:05):
Why don't you train your weight staff or whatever they are,
to do their job better.

Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
We are paid.

Speaker 9 (01:39:12):
You should call one of them and teach them how
to do their job instead of calling a customer and
harassment my day.

Speaker 12 (01:39:18):
My staff is paid to take orders, deliver food to
the table, and remove and remove any unused food in
the plates at the end. Nothing else.

Speaker 9 (01:39:28):
Okay, Well, my friend ate one of those nasty ass
shrimps and caught the rent right aft and left his
unused food right there on the table for your weight
staffs to clean it up.

Speaker 14 (01:39:39):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
That's disgusting? You are gross.

Speaker 12 (01:39:41):
And not only that, you grabbed a handful of crayons
by the children's menu on your way out. I saw
that it's supposed to be too crayon maximum per kid.

Speaker 9 (01:39:49):
I took a handful, so what my kid likes the color?
I paid for all of that.

Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
You don't pay for those crayons for that?

Speaker 7 (01:39:55):
Yes I did.

Speaker 3 (01:39:55):
How did you pay for those crayons?

Speaker 9 (01:39:57):
I paid the bill right, crayons were included.

Speaker 1 (01:39:59):
Next, is this how you were raised?

Speaker 9 (01:40:01):
Are you raised to be a stalker? Because you're stalking
me on my phone right now there with you?

Speaker 13 (01:40:06):
Son?

Speaker 3 (01:40:07):
I saw you bring that playmate cooler and fill it
with cheddar baby biscuits.

Speaker 9 (01:40:10):
What the is the problem? Are you the cheddar biscuit sheriff, clean.

Speaker 10 (01:40:19):
Hell else?

Speaker 3 (01:40:20):
Why do you hang up on me?

Speaker 10 (01:40:21):
Leave me?

Speaker 9 (01:40:23):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
No, no, I want I want you to apologize to
my weight staff.

Speaker 9 (01:40:26):
It's called john security, it's called job security. It is
the waiter's job to clean up the mess after patrons
have left.

Speaker 12 (01:40:33):
Oh really okay, even even when the mess includes personal yes,
fecal matter, fee's pieces, yes, and yes, touty rolls.

Speaker 9 (01:40:41):
The next time. You know what, the next time I'll
come in there, I'm gonna leave a tootsy roll right
on your table. How about that? Keep calling me. You
don't know where I am, but I don't know where
you are.

Speaker 12 (01:40:50):
But Sam knows where you are. In fact, Sam gave
us all this information. And this is all joke because
you've just been phone tapped. Do you know this is
scary Jones mail in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:41:02):
Oh my god, you got ba out of my neck
right now I'm finding his looking crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:41:07):
I have to turn you in the.

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