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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's not my fault.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
You're like in love with me or something, you.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Guys, and I love your show to the I love
you guys, love you more.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
We will co exist and love each other.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
I love it so much.

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Speaker 6 (00:16):
Good morning everybody at Elvistran.

Speaker 7 (00:20):
I love you.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Gove with me.

Speaker 8 (00:22):
Elvis Terran in the morning shows.

Speaker 9 (00:25):
So Gandhi says she's never been never been to Disney.
All right, don't get mad at me anyone, but I'm
gonna tell you I found this out firsthand from a
friend who did it. If you want to get on
the ride faster, order a wheelchair when you get there.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
No, no, no, that's true. No, it's true.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
That's horrible, Because it's horrible.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I tore my acl senior year of high school.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
And I'm sure it still hurts.

Speaker 10 (00:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
No, but we did like a senior night at not Disney,
but a different theme park, and my friends used me
to get to the front of a line.

Speaker 9 (00:54):
See that's awful. That's of course when I suggested, when
I suggested, you get a wheelchair, of course I'm kidding
not do it. But because I know someone who did it,
and I yelled at them. I said, don't do that.
The wheelchair access should be for people who want to
enjoy Disney, but they can't without a wheelchair.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
That's bad karma for you.

Speaker 9 (01:11):
It's bad, bad karma. Then I told this a story
to a friend of mine who happens to be in
a wheelchair. His life is in a wheelchair, and he says, yeah,
you know what, you think all life is grand because
you can go to Disney and get on ride faster
in a wheelchair. He says, no, the world still is
not a perfect place for people who are in wheelchairs.
It just isn't. And he told me about some of

(01:33):
the challenges, and it's like, oh god, I would never
wish that on anyone. So no, don't do that trick.
But then he says he has other friends who are
in wheelchairs who are total jackasses and take advantage of it.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh yeah, and they really need a wheelchair.

Speaker 9 (01:47):
Oh if they get mad at someone, they'll run over
their feet.

Speaker 10 (01:50):
Yes.

Speaker 9 (01:51):
And I'm like, well, look, you know, for a guy
who's not in a wheelchair, we have you know, you
feel weird yelling at someone in a wheelchair who's running
over people's feet and you can tell they're doing it
on purpose, right, he said, no, challenge him every time.
If you see someone recklessly driving in their wheelchair, say something.
The whole point is they want to be thought of
as not different from you, but they're setting themselves apart

(02:13):
by doing that.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
You go everyone else.

Speaker 11 (02:15):
You look like a rude jackass if you say something
to in a wheelchair.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm sorry, I know, I know, but.

Speaker 9 (02:20):
He's like, no, never hesitate in saying something to someone
who's in a wheelchair and they're abusing it. I'm with
your friend, Why would what happened?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Okay, so I grew up with somebody who was in
an automated wheelchair and he used to deliberately run over
toes all the time. And then he would look at
you and smirk and laugh, and I'm like, dude, come on, man,
just just because this is going on doesn't mean you
get to then run over my toes all the time. Now,
I say, you stand up for yourself.

Speaker 11 (02:43):
I think it's rude, but I think that you look
like a jackass.

Speaker 9 (02:48):
Can I guarantee there are people who think were jackasses
by bringing it up. But now it's a part of life.
What's that straight?

Speaker 12 (02:53):
Now?

Speaker 9 (02:53):
I'm going to take the side of people in wheelchairs.

Speaker 13 (02:55):
I'm sorry because when I was in the hospital, I
was in a wheelchair getting wheeled around, and you're not
at eye level, so people don't see you.

Speaker 9 (03:02):
We get that, yea, So now we're taking that into account.

Speaker 13 (03:04):
You get a little angry when people don't see you
and you're stuck in a wheelchair. I couldn't walk, I
couldn't get around, get out of my way.

Speaker 9 (03:11):
And I think it's always an important it's an important
lesson to be able to walk in someone else's shoes
or ride in someone else But I get that. I
understand that. And you know, if we're fully functioning and
walking just fine, I understand. How Look, we will never
truly understand what it's like. But as my friend in
the wheelchair said, there are many who do take advantage

(03:32):
of it, of course, and they do it to actually
f with people. Sometimes.

Speaker 13 (03:36):
I could see if I was stuck in it for
longer the week, I'd be pretty upset.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
I mean, you gotta think of it this way, Nate. Right, Like,
I'm a short person, a lot of people don't see me.
But if I'm trying to walk through and people aren't moving,
I just go step on their toes.

Speaker 9 (03:47):
That would be weird if I could see you. I
got a little short gandhi coming through. Excuse me, sounding
like one of the characters from Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Scary Lollipop Guild coming.

Speaker 9 (04:05):
I'm down here. Hello, So one's talking to me. Looked
over there, she's down there. What do you want, little girl?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
I think there's a lot of stuff that we understand.
But you don't get a free pass to like injure people.
I'll spish your toes if you don't get out of
my lane.

Speaker 9 (04:29):
Lady, you but steaks.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Hello, I'm out here by the arm pits. Hello, I'm
down here by the I am always by the armpits
and the boobs.

Speaker 12 (04:46):
Bad.

Speaker 9 (04:46):
So he was in a high school with you or
what middle school? Do you keep in touch with him?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
No, not so much anymore. We got into a lot
of wars online about things, and uh in front of him.

Speaker 9 (04:56):
Okay, political stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Well like what so he started like going off on
rants about certain cultures getting handouts from the government, right,
and it really just set me over the edge, right yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (05:10):
All right, well there you go. So it was in
a wheelchair thing.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
It wasn't that. It was just I was like, man,
hold on, it was gone.

Speaker 14 (05:18):
Lay up?

Speaker 9 (05:23):
What's scary? Poster boy?

Speaker 15 (05:24):
Josh just whispered in my ear.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
That's the interesting fact about Disney is they updated their policy. Uh,
and the wheelchair people have to wait like everybody else.
Now that they are they've done away with them for.

Speaker 9 (05:39):
As as long as look, wheelchair accessibility is. It's paramount important.
We cannot live in a world without it. We can't.
It's not fair. It just is not fair.

Speaker 12 (05:48):
But there you go.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
But you don't get to run over my toes.

Speaker 9 (05:51):
Don't matter. Don't run over to maybe maybe even in
a wheelchair, you're still too short for them to for
you to see because you are short.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
I am, but like I also have.

Speaker 16 (06:02):
Feet.

Speaker 15 (06:03):
Get out of the way a little.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
To run over my feet, it has to be a
calculated move. You gotta get real close because I have
little feet. If you're running over my feet, I'm mad
at you.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
How tall are you on a good day?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Five foot?

Speaker 9 (06:18):
What do you got over there? Straight names? We'll put
her on what line is she on? Pardon me a
while I go and talk to Melissa online twenty four high? Melissa?

Speaker 17 (06:29):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (06:30):
Hi?

Speaker 9 (06:31):
So uh? Yes? How do you want to add or
subtract from this conversation.

Speaker 16 (06:35):
So my son is five years old. He has fine
ambifit us right, and he's gonna he uses the wheelchair
part time. And he's a jerk, does he does?

Speaker 9 (06:46):
He feel like he's like in a in a go
cart trying to race people and run them over and stuff.

Speaker 16 (06:51):
Becomes a close till will away from me all the
time in like crowded places, and if he gets mad,
he just goes that's what I'm gone and just wheels
himself away.

Speaker 9 (07:02):
Oh my god, Keep in mind, I mean he's he's
five year He's a five year old kid, so he's
already precocious and out of his mind, right, I mean,
he's a kid. He's doing what kids do. But when
you do it, when you do it on wheels, it's
faster and more fun.

Speaker 18 (07:16):
He loved it.

Speaker 16 (07:16):
He loves his chair and I love the independence he
has in his chair. But he could be a real
jerk sometimes.

Speaker 9 (07:23):
And you know, Melissa, I bet you're a great mom.
You know, congratulations on everything that you're doing with your
son and keeping him out there. But you know what,
look at five years old, he's a little boy. He
deserves to be a jerk.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
He's doing his little boy thing there.

Speaker 16 (07:38):
That's why I allow it. I allow it. Sometimes I'm
that mom. I do allow it. You know, he's got
a lot of obstacle stats against him, saying, you know what,
if you want to be a jerk, sometimes be a jerk.

Speaker 9 (07:48):
All right, thanks for listening, Melissa, have a great day, Okay,
thank you.

Speaker 12 (07:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (07:52):
This reminds me of the time that Scary went to
get on his plane ride and it's three seats and
his a window seat. So he wants his window seat,
but there's a nun sitting there. So what do you do? Well,
I would say, I'm sorry, but that's my seat.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
May have my seat, Yeah, you move the nun.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
You pay you may have paid extra for that seat, exactly.

Speaker 9 (08:12):
So we talked about to something here. People called up saying,
you're an that's a nun. I don't care if you're
a nune. Get out of my seat.

Speaker 19 (08:20):
She has booked in the middle and I was booked
at the window and she was sitting in that window seat.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
She does a lot of good for people.

Speaker 9 (08:25):
She do you do? What do you do? Look, there
is a level, a higher level of respect for a none.
I get that, But at the same time, you know,
don't pull this holier than that, right, what's.

Speaker 18 (08:38):
What's scary is is scaries. If that was his seat,
he paid extra for a window seat, then that's what
he should have.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
You weren't forced into the nunnery either, No, you chose
that you go the middle seat.

Speaker 9 (08:47):
If that's she pulled out a slapping your hands, get
right here.

Speaker 11 (08:52):
You get extra points when you get to those gates
if you give up that seat.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Points right there.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Does the nun lose points for stealing a seat?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Nope, she.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Does.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
She can do no.

Speaker 9 (09:06):
No, Now you shouldn't use your nunnery or whatever.

Speaker 18 (09:08):
And I think Ghandi deserves extra points for using the
word nunnering.

Speaker 9 (09:11):
Thank you, Yeah, you can play the nun card.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
I wonder though, like with the nuns or with somebody
in a wheelchair, do people purposefully use those things to
take advantage of the system. I would love to hear
ways people do.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
I don't know what none is going to do that.

Speaker 9 (09:27):
Maybe I want to hear people who use whatever it
is they have going on for him, if you use
that to to like take advantage of the system. Because
I told you my friend in the wheelchair. He said,
people do it all the time. I bet, and he says,
call him out on it.

Speaker 11 (09:43):
Scary uses the Z one hundred Elvis Durant show card
all the time, even at Applebee's.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
He made me use it.

Speaker 9 (09:50):
And that's sad.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Give me a reservation.

Speaker 9 (09:52):
If you're a nun, please call us, you guys.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Man, you know what happens. I'm just saying, you're going
to hell.

Speaker 9 (09:58):
No, we're not going anyways.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
This is what we're doing.

Speaker 12 (10:02):
You're going on.

Speaker 9 (10:02):
No, No, we are so great on this show. I
got an email the other day saying we're all in.
We're good, we have guaranteed positions.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Oh goodness.

Speaker 9 (10:11):
You know he was a gandhi talking about how her
friend what broke her collar bone ten years ago and
still using her parking pass to park in handicap parking.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, and she's such a turn in. The best is
that she gets out in limps, and I'm like, that's
not even what you hurt in the first place.

Speaker 9 (10:25):
She's limping and she broke her collar bone. I know,
But she's got great parking does She's taking advantage of
the system. That's not Hey Kate, are you still there?

Speaker 20 (10:34):
Good morning, I'm still care well.

Speaker 9 (10:36):
Good morning. So your mom took advantage of the system.
What did your your mom? I'm like, what a bad
example for her daughter? What did she do?

Speaker 21 (10:44):
I know, I make fun of her so bad?

Speaker 16 (10:45):
She was running late, the parking lot was super packed.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
She took my grandmother's handicapped parking permit and used it,
but to make it look authentic, the same thing as
Gandhi's friends.

Speaker 16 (10:54):
She limped in and out of the store.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
But like, what about the store the whole time? Is
she just walking around normally?

Speaker 9 (11:02):
Am she limping in the store too?

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Or just at the door?

Speaker 9 (11:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (11:06):
The door?

Speaker 9 (11:07):
You don't understand. Really, why can't you just park your
car and if you can, you just walk and didn't
have to have to act like you have a limp?
I think that's so funny, is you riffy?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Were in a hurry?

Speaker 11 (11:16):
I have a friend who wanted to park in the
pregnancy parking She wasn't pregnant.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
She took a pillow with her and would shove it
up there.

Speaker 9 (11:21):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Because it was closer to it?

Speaker 9 (11:24):
Go all right, Kate, thank you so much? Hello Abby, Hi,
how are you? We're doing okay? So this is about
your father taking advantage of the system. What happened?

Speaker 16 (11:34):
So my father is.

Speaker 21 (11:35):
Deaf, he's been death since he was about two years old,
and timatizes a little bit of a lead foot. So
he gets pulled over a lot and he's never once gotten.

Speaker 22 (11:43):
A speeding ticket because police.

Speaker 21 (11:45):
Officers feels bad and they never issue him a ticket,
so they always just give him a verbal warning.

Speaker 9 (11:51):
Well, so what does he do? Does he really play
it up heavily that he's doing.

Speaker 21 (11:56):
He's been around hearing people his whole life, so he's
gottenlippery down to a t. But he just kind of
pretends that he can't understand what the officer is trying
to tell him. That he just pretends he can't live
for you.

Speaker 9 (12:08):
So the police officers like, just go, you just go.

Speaker 21 (12:13):
Yeah, They're like, you're fine, have a nice rest of
your Day's like to try to slow down. But you know,
my dad has that heart and a lot of other
aspects of his life. So that's kind of the.

Speaker 16 (12:21):
Free past there.

Speaker 9 (12:23):
So you're saying, like the universe is it's equalling it
all out? Yes, equalizing? All right, Well, thank you Abby,
let's go talk to who are This is twenty one
I don't know who it is. Hello, are you there? Oh, Shelley,
there you go, Shelly. Sorry, my screen is stupid. Hi Shelley. Okay,

(12:44):
so talk to me, Shelley. Who is it taking advantage
of the system here?

Speaker 17 (12:49):
Well, it was my daughter, so it was kind of me.
But she was coming off of foot surgery, so she
had been on crutches for about two months when we
went on vacation, and the.

Speaker 7 (12:59):
Doctor to her to wear the boot, but she could.

Speaker 17 (13:02):
Start walking without it. So by the time we came
home from vacation, she didn't really need it anymore, but
we didn't have room in the suitcase to bring it
home with us, so we made her wear it. And
we got out of the taxi at the airport in
Kunta Khana and we had an escort like ran right
over to us, put her in a wheelchair, which she
was not happy about, and ran up. We had help

(13:24):
doing our customs paperwork. He got us to the front
of the line to check our bags, got us through security,
got us so I said, we're keeping that boot. We're
gonna use it every trip.

Speaker 9 (13:37):
Keep the boot just because you couldn't fit in the
in the suitcase. Your daughter, Your poor daughter, I mean,
did she really really get mad at you from making
her do that for the family?

Speaker 7 (13:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 17 (13:47):
I have a picture of her with the most hour
puss face sitting in that wheelchair.

Speaker 9 (13:52):
I would be too, I'm like, Mom, it's America. I'm
heeled all right, Shelby.

Speaker 11 (13:59):
Thanks, you are your mom under the bus.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
I still like that the police officer gave a death
man of verbal warning. Yeah, doesn't seem that effective.

Speaker 9 (14:09):
I shouted to a verbal you can't hear me, Hello, Heather.

Speaker 17 (14:14):
Hello, I'm so excited.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
I was deciding between listening to your book on Audible
this morning or calling or listening to the show, and
I listened to the show.

Speaker 9 (14:22):
I liked that because Audible you can listen to on
your own time. You know what I'm saying. But this
is our time with you, one on one live Heather.
So anyway, your mother in law is the culprit.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
Right, Well, actually no, my sister in laws and I
are the culprit. Went out blast Friday shopping and we
took her vand because it was bigger, and we just
used her parking pass to park in the front of
the parking lot so we didn't have to, you know,
run all over looking for a spot and we got
to the front.

Speaker 23 (14:47):
Of the line.

Speaker 9 (14:48):
You know what I do, Heather, If I see someone
getting out of their car and they've parked in handicap parking,
I stay. I watched to see if, okay, what's wrong
with them, and then, thinking that I'm a trained physician,
scan their full body to say, okay, what's wrong parking
lot police. They've seemed to me walking just fine. What
am I to do?

Speaker 12 (15:08):
Not?

Speaker 2 (15:09):
No, you should do.

Speaker 11 (15:10):
You should travel with like a microphone and just pretend
you're doing an interview.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Hey, I'm from the news. What's wrong with you? Why
had parking?

Speaker 9 (15:16):
Why do you have why do you have handy cap?
A parking slip whatever?

Speaker 12 (15:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
It wasn't your best judgment call, but how it happened,
and well, I know.

Speaker 9 (15:25):
But it doesn't sound like you have one ounce of kilt.

Speaker 22 (15:27):
No, I well it was.

Speaker 24 (15:29):
It's a good memory, alright, Heather.

Speaker 9 (15:32):
Thank you for listening to us. And sometimes we do
things we're not we're not supposed to do, supposed to do.
I'm ashamed of it, but I'm going to talk about
it on the radio.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
But you know what I noticed in all these calls,
is that it's the people who are not disabled in
any way who were the a holes taking advantage of
the system, and people who are actually disabled didn't call
and tell us they were doing anything bad, good for
them or way to keep your secrets.

Speaker 8 (15:55):
Mister ran in the Morning Show, if you love the
Morning Show, it's a good idea to follow our socials.

Speaker 25 (16:11):
Do you know what's good for me?

Speaker 8 (16:13):
That's Elvis Durand's show, The Helvis dan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (16:19):
We want to bring up something things that we find
in our everyday lives, social norms that just don't make sense.
I started thinking about this this weekend. A friend of
mine was talking about going to a funeral. It was
and they went to the burial and they slowly they
let the casco casket go down into the ground. Whatever
you know, will be tens of thousands of dollars it

(16:39):
costs to put someone in a box and put them underground. Yeah,
oh yeah, of course, what are we doing that?

Speaker 12 (16:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (16:46):
It just seems like it's it's kind of a waste.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
There's yeah, and anymore. You can turn yourself into a
tree or a coral reef, or a diamond. There's all
kinds of stuff you can do.

Speaker 9 (16:58):
But we're burying corpses in the ground for ten thousand
dollars at least.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
It takes up a lot of space too.

Speaker 9 (17:04):
And look, you know, I love my friends at Balloon Saloon,
and I love balloons. You blow up a balloon for
someone's birthday. Here, here is a plastic sack of my breath.
Happy birthday if you've blow it up yourself.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yes, that is true.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
That's what I feel about wrapping presents a lot of
the time, Like you spend all this time and effort
and energy and it's so pretty and then someone just
rips a part and throws it away.

Speaker 9 (17:29):
Well, exactly.

Speaker 11 (17:30):
Some people feel that about making the bed, like I'm
getting back in the bed.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Why am I making the bed?

Speaker 9 (17:35):
It's exactly. But you know what, but I do feel
accomplishment when I do make my bed those once one
or two times a week. How about cards like Hallmark cards,
You spend that money.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
I love those.

Speaker 9 (17:52):
On a card that someone else wrote, they look at
it for ten seconds and throw it away.

Speaker 11 (17:56):
Yes, but I spend a lot of time picking out
cards for people, like I make sure it's the perfect.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Card for that person, and then I write in it myself.
That's not just the message from whoever wrote it. I
wrote something to you.

Speaker 9 (18:08):
Know what I do. I go to the specialty card
section and like happy fiftieth birthday. Like I'll use that
as a Christmas card.

Speaker 12 (18:17):
Why not?

Speaker 9 (18:18):
People look at me like you're weird? I know, yeah, scary.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
What what about getting dressed up, spending all this money
and going to people's weddings and then half of them
ended in divorce?

Speaker 15 (18:27):
And then I mean, it's the same thing if you
think about it.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
You know what I'm saying is and even the people
planning the party, they spend all this time and effort,
hundreds of thousands of dollars for some people, and.

Speaker 15 (18:40):
Then all of a sudden, next thing, you know, oh,
in five years, we're done.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Do you want your okays back?

Speaker 4 (18:47):
I'm just saying this is the same analogy of what
you're talking about.

Speaker 9 (18:51):
The thing is, when someone's marching down the aisle and
they get married with each other, there's there's this, there's
it's hope, is what it is. You hope for all
the best. You you want it to work out, and
that's that's how you start. You know, Okay, but you
think it's a waste all right? Another one, what if
you go to a show clapping showing you appreciation by

(19:12):
smacking your hands together to make a noise? Where did
that come from? And even overclapping originated? What other noise
are you supposed to make?

Speaker 10 (19:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (19:19):
What noise do you need to?

Speaker 8 (19:20):
Ma?

Speaker 17 (19:20):
Whoa?

Speaker 9 (19:21):
That was awesome? I mean like this, yeah, Like where
did that come from? Clapping?

Speaker 10 (19:29):
I don't know?

Speaker 9 (19:30):
Also alex Imber talking last night about phone courtesy, It's like,
isn't the phone just like it's like texting? It's like,
just okay, you pick it up. Hello, Hey, y'all be
here at four? Click? That's all you need do you
have to say? Okay? I love you, see you later bye?
It's nice, It's unnecessary, It's it's why anyone with me?
I have a question to slam the phone down?

Speaker 2 (19:52):
What now?

Speaker 1 (19:53):
When you're bowling?

Speaker 11 (19:54):
Why is it a certain courtesy where you have to
wait for the other person to go first and then
you go You're not going on the same lane?

Speaker 12 (20:01):
Well?

Speaker 9 (20:01):
Is it concentration? Maybe what it is they can focus
on the pins.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
I don't know, because I always think that's stupid. I'm like,
I'm not on your lane? Why can't. I just got
the same time. I don't get this makes sense.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yeah, there's a lot of golf stuff that doesn't make sense.
You know, you can't talk, you can't breathe, you can't move.

Speaker 9 (20:19):
What about this gazood type thing when people when they sneeze?
Why are we wasting time on that? Bless you?

Speaker 11 (20:26):
Because I think you stop breathing when you sneeze for
a moment. Isn't that what it is?

Speaker 14 (20:30):
So?

Speaker 9 (20:30):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 10 (20:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (20:34):
I think my favorite one on this list, though, was
paying tens of thousands of dollars to bury up corpse
in the ground.

Speaker 18 (20:40):
Yeah, like, why can't you get a couple buddies in
a box and just dig a hole?

Speaker 1 (20:43):
You should?

Speaker 9 (20:44):
Exactly? I don't know.

Speaker 11 (20:45):
It's kind of like, you know, you know what, well
you can't. That's like, isn't that illegal to.

Speaker 21 (20:53):
Think?

Speaker 12 (20:53):
Why?

Speaker 3 (20:53):
It's the same thing.

Speaker 9 (20:54):
Can't we do the old Viking thing where we just
catch them on fire and push them out to see? Yeah,
it's so it's so romantic, or.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Like donate your body to a forensic science class. Just
leaping in the heat under a tree for dating?

Speaker 12 (21:06):
All right?

Speaker 9 (21:06):
Stood on? Everyone? Mel end today We're going to look
at Elvis Durant's penis.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
How do you think it fell off?

Speaker 9 (21:13):
Okay, do we know how clapping began? Yeah, it was
a show of appreciation. Appreciation right, uh.

Speaker 13 (21:21):
If it started like there's different degrees of approval in
ancient Rome, snapping the finger and thumb.

Speaker 9 (21:27):
Okay, that's the first level.

Speaker 13 (21:28):
It's like very very Adam's fast, and then clapping was
the second level, and then waving your toga was the
third level. So depending on how much you approved of
what you were seeing, you did one of those three.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
If you flashed you with your toga, what was that meaning?

Speaker 12 (21:41):
Oh gosh, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
If that didn't make a list, we.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Should bring that toga thing back.

Speaker 9 (21:44):
Yeah's dressing in the morning.

Speaker 8 (21:48):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 9 (21:53):
Who has the phone tap? Is it you scary? It
is scary.

Speaker 15 (21:57):
So Liz wants a phone tap her brother Darren.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
Darren works from his house and he's forced to answer
his landline. That means it's time for mister Michael Oppenheimer,
the relentless telephone telemarketer, to give him some phone calls.
I did one of these once using the fender defender
car bumper. Well, now here's another piece of rubber for
your rear.

Speaker 15 (22:18):
You actually for your car. It's another type of thing
like the.

Speaker 9 (22:22):
Fender scaris phone tap with another piece of rubber for
your rear.

Speaker 14 (22:26):
Hello.

Speaker 26 (22:28):
Oh, yes, k effoon, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with
Bumper Guard Auto Supply Direct. How are you doing today, sir?

Speaker 12 (22:34):
I'm great in yourself.

Speaker 26 (22:36):
We have a wide array of bumper guards for your automobile.
It's a piece of rubber that goes over your bumper.
We have the bumper Bully, the bumper Badger, bumper guard.

Speaker 12 (22:47):
And you're just you're just wasting your time right now.
I'm not interested, Thank you very much.

Speaker 9 (22:52):
Car sir, yes, I own two cars.

Speaker 26 (22:55):
Let me tell you a little bit about the bumper bully.
The bumper Bully offers it.

Speaker 12 (23:00):
I'm not interested. Thank you very much. I have a
great day.

Speaker 9 (23:06):
Hello.

Speaker 26 (23:07):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer. The bumper Bully. The bumper
Bully offers an extra wat bumper protector surface as an
added benefit.

Speaker 12 (23:16):
Take your pen, yes, look at one time and call
my name off the list. Do not call me again.
Darren's thinking I might help you good.

Speaker 26 (23:27):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer for the as a car enthusiast.
I'm protector. Stop calling me.

Speaker 9 (23:36):
I spoke to you about the bumper Bully, but.

Speaker 27 (23:38):
No, I'm not interested in any If the bumper Bully
is not your cup of tea, maybe the bumper Badger.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Is for you.

Speaker 12 (23:49):
Call me.

Speaker 27 (23:50):
You understand, especially one more time, because I don't want
to you.

Speaker 10 (23:54):
I don't want to do.

Speaker 28 (23:54):
Not call this.

Speaker 27 (23:55):
Do you understand what that means? Call me the bumper
Badger to see me again. Hello, dude, this is mister
Michael Lappenheimer, Sir.

Speaker 26 (24:09):
For a limited time only, I'll give you the rear
and rubber tree of that includes the bumper Bully, the
bumper Badger, and defender Defender.

Speaker 12 (24:18):
You pay every time you call me names on that list.

Speaker 26 (24:22):
Haven't you ever parked in a tight spot? Don't you
have Nick's scratches before?

Speaker 12 (24:28):
I've never literally walked outside your office and had someone
walk up to you and beat the hub out of you.
What I'm going to do.

Speaker 9 (24:40):
The bumper Bully, sir, the bumper.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Hello, This is mister.

Speaker 26 (24:50):
Michael Oppenheimer with the bumper Badger bumper Bully in the
fender defender that I didn't the bumper badger.

Speaker 12 (25:00):
Tell you that'd be the bumper badger.

Speaker 26 (25:05):
So how many of these would you like to purchase today?

Speaker 12 (25:07):
I don't know how.

Speaker 9 (25:08):
Many of these would you like to purchase today? So
is this going to be the bumper?

Speaker 12 (25:12):
Would it be the bumper bumper?

Speaker 9 (25:13):
The bumper going to be the bumper? Bully defender defender.

Speaker 12 (25:16):
You're gonna be the bumper?

Speaker 9 (25:17):
Would you like the rear end rubber tree You're going
to be.

Speaker 12 (25:19):
The bumper boo? Or is it gonna be the bumper, rubber.

Speaker 26 (25:22):
Yogi, rubber baby, buggy bumpers. Let's take this from the top.

Speaker 12 (25:25):
My name is.

Speaker 9 (25:26):
Mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 26 (25:28):
My name is I need protection when another man rams
me from.

Speaker 9 (25:32):
The when another man rams me from behind?

Speaker 12 (25:37):
Idiot?

Speaker 9 (25:39):
Might he was Scary Jones from Alvis Arana in the
Morning Show. You even phone tapped, Liz is on the phone.

Speaker 14 (25:47):
You are such an I.

Speaker 25 (25:51):
Hate you Alvis phone time.

Speaker 29 (25:55):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participas.

Speaker 8 (26:00):
Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (26:07):
Come On, Wake Up, Wake Up, Elvis.

Speaker 25 (26:09):
Dan in the Morning showy.

Speaker 9 (26:13):
So Froggy is in Jacksonville and we can see him
on the monitor, but he doesn't know what we're talking.
We're trying to get Froggy. Robert, Froggy. I'm waving my arms, Froggy.
He's just kind of he's staring at a computer.

Speaker 12 (26:26):
Froggy.

Speaker 9 (26:31):
Anybody, No, No, Let's see how long he goes until
he knows what's.

Speaker 15 (26:35):
Going Roggy, Froggy, Froggy.

Speaker 9 (26:38):
Oh, he's looking around. He's looking at monitors, documentary his head. Froggy. Hello,
does it take to get Froggy?

Speaker 15 (26:53):
Is he clowning us right now? He's clowning up, he'd
be smiling.

Speaker 9 (26:57):
No, he knows, he knows that we're here. He's he's
doing other stuff.

Speaker 15 (27:01):
Froggy.

Speaker 10 (27:02):
Hello, we're yelling.

Speaker 9 (27:05):
He's staring at his screen.

Speaker 12 (27:07):
Hello.

Speaker 9 (27:08):
Obviously he's on his laptop. He's typing something. Froggy, Froggy.
We're moving our hands up and down.

Speaker 30 (27:14):
Oh, he just texted, I want to say my connection
dropped and it can't reconnect.

Speaker 12 (27:26):
Yo.

Speaker 9 (27:27):
Sorry, all that time trying to get Froggy. Thank god
it wasn't an emergency, thank god. Hold on, Hello, we've
been trying to we've been trying to get your attention
for like five minutes, just screaming and waving our hands.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
I saw Gandhi waving your arms. I'm like I should
text me.

Speaker 9 (27:47):
All right, Well, hey everyone, we can get on with
our day. We found froggy frog. Okay, by okay, by
all right? Oh, the phones ring in. It's Evan. I
got good news from Evan here. Evan is from Levittown, PA.
How you doing, Evan?

Speaker 12 (28:09):
I'm great. How are you?

Speaker 9 (28:10):
We're great. We're great. We heard a rumor and we
love it when we hear rumors and texts from our
friends that say what you're about to say? Tell everyone.

Speaker 12 (28:20):
Okay, so I put my two weeks in and today's
my last day at my job.

Speaker 9 (28:25):
Okay, modern rumor, it's fact. He's leaving his job. So
you put two weeks in. Did they let you serve
out the two weeks?

Speaker 12 (28:35):
Yeah, I'm actually at the job now.

Speaker 9 (28:37):
Okay. Well this is good news because sometimes when people
say we're leaving in two weeks, they say, no, get
your stuff and get out now. So obviously this is
a good situation, you know.

Speaker 12 (28:46):
Yeah, now they're still trying to get me this day.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 9 (28:49):
Well, it's God where it's the last minute, you know,
do you think they'll come in with like a last
minute raise?

Speaker 12 (28:56):
Most probably? I mean, my director is supposed to meet
with me to the wow.

Speaker 9 (29:00):
So what you gave two weeks? Notice, today's the last
day and you're up against the wall and they're like,
we gotta bring him in, we gotta save him.

Speaker 31 (29:08):
What?

Speaker 9 (29:08):
Yeah, frog you what?

Speaker 3 (29:10):
I have a question?

Speaker 18 (29:10):
Are you gonna leave behind any like bombshells if things
don't go well?

Speaker 12 (29:16):
I have one thing that could probably shake it up.

Speaker 9 (29:18):
But I can tell us, you can tell you No,
don't tell us, don't tell us, don't tell anyone, tell anyone.
Tell us.

Speaker 11 (29:23):
Hey, would you say if they offered you like a
buttload of money?

Speaker 12 (29:28):
Unfortunately, no, because I got a job in behavioral health
uh tech, which is what I'm going to my master's for.

Speaker 9 (29:35):
Okay, So so you're gonna go no matter what. So,
you know a lot of people leave jobs because they're
dissatisfied with either management or you know, the career. They
don't like that sector, which sounds like you want to
go into another one that's more fitting with your degree. Uh,
But you're not that you actually are happy there. But
you know you'll be happier on the other side of
the fence.

Speaker 12 (29:57):
Uh yeah, I say them a little bit in between.
I definitely need to get out. The job is a very,
very stressful job because it's west prevention in Philadelphia, so.

Speaker 9 (30:06):
Of loss in Philly.

Speaker 12 (30:07):
Kest Yeah, it's it's a rough one. So it's just
time for me to move on. You know, I'm going
to school for clinical mental health counseling, so hopefully this
new job will get me somewhere towards that.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Okay, so Evan, in very broad terms, general terms, what
was the bombshell that you were going to drop?

Speaker 12 (30:27):
A certain high up person was constantly coming on to me,
and it made me uncomfortable because when they found out
I was leaving, they didn't take the hint. I said
no three times and they still tried to make something happens.
I can't name names because they're gonna know they do,
they do, will listen to this most likely.

Speaker 9 (30:48):
Well, you know what, it's uncomfortable if someone hits you
on the job, even asked, asked Nate.

Speaker 32 (30:53):
Every day, Well okay, well problem is the regional HR
Now okay, so is this a person you would be
with if you didn't work together?

Speaker 9 (31:05):
Or is just never.

Speaker 12 (31:06):
No. I told them straight up, I just wasn't into them,
and they apparently thought it was because we worked together,
which it wasn't.

Speaker 9 (31:12):
Oh no, well, you know, for whatever reason, it's time
to move on with that.

Speaker 12 (31:16):
Well.

Speaker 9 (31:16):
Look, I'm hoping you get hit on in the next job.
It's always nice to have people hit on you. It's uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
You want to familiar environment.

Speaker 9 (31:25):
Yeah, the right thing.

Speaker 33 (31:26):
Because dating somebody in the office, no, bueno, don't do it.

Speaker 12 (31:31):
It is bad. Mojo.

Speaker 33 (31:33):
Stop it, guy, he's making a face at me right now.
You don't want to date something in the office, trust.

Speaker 12 (31:39):
Me on that.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
What about just making out with them?

Speaker 9 (31:42):
You don't want to do that. Don't do that. You
don't want to do that. And here's the thing, as
far as relationships going ago, not just you know, doing them.
It's rough enough to have a relationship with him at home. Yeah,
and then then you add work time with them. A
lot of people in relationships and work with each other.

(32:03):
They say it's great. I just don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
You remember went scary day to Oh please?

Speaker 9 (32:07):
Is that the one that you did in the bathroom? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (32:09):
God, yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
So it was fun for the moment because we had
extracurricular time, you know, in the studio air bathroom. This
is this is twenty five years ago, folks, thirty years ago.
But I will say one thing, Uh, you know, crap
where you eat because it ended badly and then we
had to be on separate sides of the building.

Speaker 9 (32:24):
It was never the same again.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
So no, but you crap where you have sex?

Speaker 9 (32:27):
No, you just said that.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
Oh physically, oh okay in that case, yes, because we
did stuff in a bathroom.

Speaker 15 (32:33):
That was a long time ago.

Speaker 9 (32:34):
I know that was a dirty men's room and the
floor hadn't been mopped in a long time.

Speaker 15 (32:37):
It was a choice.

Speaker 9 (32:40):
We have no choice. That radio station building had tons
of nooks and crannies. But you didn't know, I tell you, no,
no Z one hundred back then in Caucus Caucus, lots
of places to hide there. Yeah, there was no. I
never had sex in Sea Caucus. No one had sex
and seacaus No. But the reason why you did in

(33:01):
the bathroom is because you were running like American top
forty in the studio across the hall. You couldn't go
that far right, I like, okay, Casey Caseum's count down, hitch.
We got to get over here right now. I was
on a short leash. You banged it up between songs
nine and seven.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Then you just wait till you went home.

Speaker 15 (33:17):
I had a long distance dedication.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
What no, I couldn't know because that that was our
time because I lived at home and she lived at home,
so we both lived with our parents.

Speaker 15 (33:27):
So it's like that was our time to like kind
of do it.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
The merum on the floor, I certainly wasn't going on
the jock the lounge couch.

Speaker 9 (33:34):
That was no. You could boil. You could boil it
and make tea out of it.

Speaker 11 (33:37):
Wait with into Gandhi's ear.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
What you did you can't in the air, remember what
you did in the bathroom.

Speaker 9 (33:44):
Oh no, I'm not going to Okay, guys, we still
have Evan on the phone here with being Evan.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
No, this is.

Speaker 9 (33:54):
Why you should never never do things with people at work.
And you made the right decision down right, all right,
But look, the bottom line here is you put your
two weeks in and you are now chasing your dream.
You're gonna go work in a job that really is
what you're excited for, what you've been studying for. So
good for you. Congratulations. A lot of people listening right now,

(34:16):
are going, Wow, I wish I could do that. You
can if you will.

Speaker 12 (34:18):
Thank you.

Speaker 9 (34:19):
Good for you.

Speaker 12 (34:20):
It's scary, but it's nice to do. It's just you
have to make the leap while you can.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Yeah, for sure, make that leap.

Speaker 9 (34:27):
I haven't looked. Thanks for listening to us. Best of
like your job.

Speaker 12 (34:30):
I just say one thing.

Speaker 9 (34:31):
You say whatever you want.

Speaker 12 (34:33):
All right. I just want to say, like, I've been
listening to you guys since I was in middle school,
which is like fifteen twenty years ago now, and it's
I used to listen with my mom, and I listen
to you guys all the time. And it's always nice
to hear you because when my mom passed away, I
still get to like hear you guys, and everything like
is a good memory there and then here getting all
the way she's with her kids. It's just it's awesome.

Speaker 9 (34:55):
And you know what, and here's to your mom. Cheers
cheers in heaven. And the fact that she was open
minded enough to let you listen to this filth sounds
like a cool mom, Evan. That's why you're a cool guy.
Thank you for listening to us, Evan. It's a pleasure
to speak with you. Thank you all right, good luck
to the next job.

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Speaker 25 (35:36):
Alista ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 9 (35:49):
Almstran in the Morning show where Gandhi went to school
in Florida. Yeah, you guys really were just bad kids,
bad kids.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yeah, there's a lot going on with Flanagan. It was
it's I don't know if it's still way too big,
but it's humongous, and then it's right in the middle
of some very affluent areas and then it's like hood adjacent,
so you have kids from all different walks of life
converging in one place. We love diversity, Yes, oh it
was the most diverse place ever.

Speaker 9 (36:17):
Well that's a good thing, yeah, but also it's a
recipe for some crazy shenanigans. Yes, shenanigans at Flanagan Plant
and Flannagan, Plantic and Shenanigan.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
The way it's set up, it's like there are it's
like a campus, so there are all these different buildings
that you have to walk outside to get from one
building to the other. We had police on horseback. It
was just there's a lot going on.

Speaker 9 (36:36):
But what was the porn with the snake in the place.
There's a sex tape and the whole school saw it. Yeah,
see that's another good not.

Speaker 25 (36:45):
Good at all.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
So a guy and a girl were dating. He hooked
up with somebody else and there was a video made.
The girl he was dating found out, got a hold
of said video through a viewing party so that everybody
could see the video. There was a snake involved, very weird.
Then the cops found out about what happened, came to
the school to ask her about what happened and get

(37:08):
a copy of this video. The guy ended up going
to jail because he had already graduated and the girl
that he hooked up hooked up with was like fourteen
at the time.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Was going on.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Not good.

Speaker 9 (37:17):
That was one of the many layers to the story.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Many layers tell us.

Speaker 9 (37:20):
What else happened at Flanagan. By the way, everyone at
Flanagan was like, oh my god, yours on the radio
to door, are you.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Talking about the poop bandit?

Speaker 9 (37:26):
Have you heard about the Danielle the Flannagan poop band?

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Tell me?

Speaker 1 (37:29):
So, you know, you could make those morning announcements. But
the way it was made was you could call from
any phone as long as there was a code that
you knew to put in. So somebody got the code
and then would call and you would just hear the
little like beaming and all they would say was poop.
Sometimes it would be poopity, poop, poop, but it was hilarious.

Speaker 9 (37:50):
Did they figure out if the poop band it was?

Speaker 1 (37:53):
I got I got info way later about who apparently
the poop band it was.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
We have a poop banded here. But they don't just say.

Speaker 9 (38:00):
Poop, no, they do. They leave it on the wall
at different Yeah. On our high school we had many incidents,
but one was one of our teachers who was who
was gay, used to take us out to the gay bars.
Oh well I was fourteen years old.

Speaker 10 (38:16):
Whoah.

Speaker 9 (38:18):
We had a lot of fun, but you know, it
all caught up to this teacher and you know, oh yeah,
there's that summer what about you, Danielle.

Speaker 11 (38:27):
I had one of my friend's boyfriends killed the block
down the block from the school. I had a friend boyfriend,
not my boyfriend, my friend's boyfriend. I had a friend.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
We think he jumped from somebody's roof, but we're not
where it's.

Speaker 9 (38:41):
The Bronx, said said incidents.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
But there was that.

Speaker 11 (38:44):
One time where all the girls got jumped on the
bus and they thought I was there causing problems. I wasn't,
but they came after us anyway. And this one girl
spit on me so many times on the bus, and
my one girlfriend she had like she had foot prints
on it was crazy.

Speaker 9 (39:01):
I'm sorry. There's nothing fun about any of these.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
I grew up in the Bronx. Where do you want
from it?

Speaker 9 (39:04):
They's got to be some crazy cramped that went on
no poop bandits. What's up there, Garrett? So our football
coach got arrested. Here's why. So I went to mon
Senior Farrell and Staten Island care. Go ahead, give the
name of that school, that's right, because it.

Speaker 34 (39:17):
Was headlines everywhere, all right. So his office was in
a trailer on the football field, and no one understood
why he didn't have a normal office inside the school.
Turns out he was also a side drug dealer, so
he was coaching football and then on the side selling
drugs out of the container where all the football equipment was.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Huh, Staten Island, baby, there you go.

Speaker 9 (39:37):
You should read some of these text messages. What do
you got there? Scary?

Speaker 4 (39:40):
We had the dumpster fire in our school, the dumpster
fire incident where we would go outside and hang out
at lunch time and then once that fire happened, never
to be let back out again the end.

Speaker 9 (39:51):
But at least these text messages crazy, some of them are.
I don't even know who you can talk about half
of these things.

Speaker 12 (39:58):
I mean, you know what.

Speaker 9 (39:59):
Look, you know, when you're in an high school, that's
a very interesting age where you're coming of age, but
you're still you know, immature in many ways, and so
crazy crap goes down.

Speaker 12 (40:10):
I don't know what.

Speaker 9 (40:10):
What's that, Scotty Bee.

Speaker 35 (40:12):
There was a big test in our high school, JFK
a Long Island Gohawks, and one of the kids poured
a big jug of muriatic acid in the hallway that
just it like blinded everybody, and everybody had to be evacuated.

Speaker 9 (40:25):
And then another time.

Speaker 35 (40:26):
It actually blinded everyone in the high school. It got
into your your eyes.

Speaker 12 (40:30):
Oh my god.

Speaker 35 (40:31):
We didn't do that. But what we did is we
put crickets in the heating vents. Oh so they were
running through all the classrooms making cricket noises and nobody
could concentrate.

Speaker 9 (40:39):
Well, speaking of we have some talk back. I mean this,
let's see, here's what happened in this school.

Speaker 12 (40:45):
Let's see.

Speaker 20 (40:45):
So in my high school, a group of students let
a whole box of baby chicks go, like.

Speaker 11 (40:51):
In the four years and they went everywhere.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
It took like two days to find them all baby chicks.

Speaker 9 (40:56):
And then there's this. This one actually made national news.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Instead wearing her dress to prom.

Speaker 9 (41:02):
It was a guy who.

Speaker 36 (41:03):
Wore addressed to proms did for wearing her dress to prom,
for inciting a riot. He was on the Maury Povid
Show and MTV called him about doing something with Aerosmith
and the dude looks like a lady.

Speaker 9 (41:19):
Okay, another incident in high school.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Some of the stuff I read on those text messages
was nuts. They said one girl had a baby at
Disney World and nobody even knew she was pregnant.

Speaker 9 (41:32):
It happens.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Those are Daniel's face of those shows.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
I didn't know I was pregnant. Whatever, I was pregnant twice,
I knew it both times.

Speaker 9 (41:39):
Here's one the science teacher did a class experiment. The
girls had to wear bikinis and he had them get
changed and they found a video camera recording them. And
he used to say he was fired. See that's the PERVC,
did you imagine.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Needless to say, he kept his job.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
He stayed around.

Speaker 9 (41:57):
Good morning, Renee high.

Speaker 11 (42:00):
For you.

Speaker 9 (42:00):
We're doing okay. And some of these stories are sad,
but some of them are very entertaining. What happened to you?

Speaker 28 (42:08):
So one year, every year, i should say, the health
teacher in high school would always show the driver's at
video and the teacher would put the video in, go
sit in the back of the library.

Speaker 21 (42:17):
And read his paper.

Speaker 28 (42:18):
So one year a group of guys said, you know what,
right after they show the video for the last time
that year, why don't we steal the video dub a
porn over it? And then the following year they knew
when they were going to watch the video again, they
all quote how to get a book as the library.
So they went to the library or the teacher put
in the video, go to the back of the library,

(42:40):
and all of a sudden you heard the music, and
the teacher dove over the table, ran to the TV
and tried to yank at a video as quickly as Wow.

Speaker 9 (42:52):
No one was harmed. It's a nice, innocent porn in on.
The driver said the video story.

Speaker 28 (43:00):
Nice there you class, So, of course, exactly, all right,
thank you, Rene, have a great day. No problem.

Speaker 12 (43:10):
Here's one.

Speaker 9 (43:10):
We had a student poop in the bottom of a
vending machines. When people bought something, it fell down in
the poop and they grabbed it. Come on in Erie, Pennsylvania,
straight and eight. Nothing ever happened in your hogh. I
went to a private Catholic school, so I mean we had.

Speaker 37 (43:34):
Well, we did have the phantom pooper, like a lot
of people, and they would go in the urinal and
the legend was it was so large the janitor had
to remove it and put it in foil and throw
it away.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
I don't think that's true.

Speaker 37 (43:47):
I don't know, but that's what somebody's That's what Jeff
Chickglass told me, and I believe that.

Speaker 9 (43:55):
Froggy, he's having issues with connection.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
All right, Hello, Laura, Hi, Elvis, how are you.

Speaker 9 (44:02):
We're doing well? What happened in your school?

Speaker 20 (44:06):
Someone sprayed pepper spray into our ventilation system so we
all had to be evacuated and then we got a
half day.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
People.

Speaker 9 (44:16):
There's nothing funny about that.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Pepper spray is worse.

Speaker 9 (44:19):
I'm going to go back to the group bandit, but
I have to Laura, thank you, hang on you too,
have a great day.

Speaker 13 (44:28):
I guarantee somebody had a test that they didn't study.

Speaker 12 (44:32):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Someone did that at our school with a bomb threat.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Okay, let's not give anybody ideas.

Speaker 9 (44:37):
You know, your school was full of just hooligans.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
I'm telling you it was.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
And I got a text message from some of my
friends that are down there and they said it's still
a crap show over there.

Speaker 9 (44:47):
So okay, and they're listening right now.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Has been closed down. But we won't talk about that.

Speaker 9 (44:53):
Okay, I'm gonna play hooky.

Speaker 25 (44:57):
Goodbye, tell mister Wan Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (45:02):
Elvista ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (45:07):
Andrew had something interesting to happen to him, and I
don't know if I would survive what you went. I
want to talk about it. Good morning everyone. I've recovered well,
he recovered, but people want to know from what tell
him what happened.

Speaker 38 (45:21):
I was held hostage in a ride shair worst nightmare.

Speaker 9 (45:26):
It was terrible.

Speaker 38 (45:28):
I literally put in the destination, got in the car,
it drove past my destination. Two hours later, I'm at
a completely different address and I'm like, well, I, how
do I how are we fixing this?

Speaker 10 (45:41):
What happened?

Speaker 9 (45:42):
Well, so what exactly happened in the app of this
ride share program?

Speaker 38 (45:48):
Yet in two stops, one going to my apartment, the
next at my sister's. My sister does not live close,
She's about an hour, hour and a half away. This
is like eleven thirty twelve night. I just assume, great,
it's gonna stop. It does not stop. I okay, I
may have fallen asleep, but I wake up and I
am at my sister's house and I'm like, sir, why

(46:12):
did you skip my house? And he goes, it was
never in there. It's like, I know, it was for
a fact in there. It is now two am. How
am I getting home? And he was just kind of like, well,
I don't that seems to be something you should bring
up with the app.

Speaker 9 (46:27):
So, so you weren't really kidnapped per se.

Speaker 38 (46:30):
No matter how many times I kept saying to this man,
this is not like my address is in there, Please
fix my address, Like.

Speaker 9 (46:38):
Why did it not go? He kept saying it's not
in there.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
I just kept driving around with him.

Speaker 9 (46:42):
Yeah, okay, okay, correct me if I'm wrong, because this
has happened with us and Uncle Johnny before, where he'll
he'll push in the right street address but in the
wrong town. Okay, okay, And so in order for them
to fix it, you have to go into the app
and change it. Yeah, I mean, isn't that how it works?

Speaker 38 (47:00):
But on my end, I have proof of it showing
two steps, one in my apartment the other at my sister's.

Speaker 9 (47:07):
So there's nothing for you to there's nothing for you
to change. Then it was already right on your.

Speaker 38 (47:11):
Ex exactly, And no matter how many times it kept
showing it to him. Yes it was two am, Yes
I had some alcohol, but I still was like, how
is this happening?

Speaker 9 (47:18):
How did this happen?

Speaker 1 (47:20):
I love that he wouldn't take you back. He just
kept driving around with you.

Speaker 9 (47:23):
Just kept driving. Well okay, so but he didn't. I mean,
you didn't feel threatened, like like bodily harm would happen
or I mean, you didn't. He wasn't being like aggressive
toward you, was he?

Speaker 38 (47:33):
I will say. Towards the end, it was kind of like,
well why did this happen? And he was kind of
like I don't know why it happened? And I was like, well,
something happened, so fix it. And he couldn't fix it.

Speaker 9 (47:44):
I feel like maybe I channeled a little bit too
much of a Karen at the end. Oh well that's what.
So he has a drunk, sleepy Karen in the back
stat I'll admit it. I was a drunk, sleepy Carrien. Okay, great, Okay,
now the truth comes out.

Speaker 11 (47:59):
If I drive a long long enough, maybe this guy
will fall asleep and I can dump him somewhere.

Speaker 9 (48:06):
Yeah, this happened with Johnny I I think I told
you this story. We were watching him on the map,
like go across a bridge into Queen's or something. He's
going toward Long Island. I'm like, we're in Manhattan. Where's
he going? The right address? Wrongtown?

Speaker 2 (48:21):
And I've done that with my own GPS.

Speaker 11 (48:23):
I was out at the Crayola factory in like Pennsylvania
wherever it is, and I put in my address, but
I didn't see that there was a couple of towns.
So I just pushed it and I'm driving and I'm like, I,
this isn't seem right. I went an hour out of
my way because of a dumb ass move because I
didn't check.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
I didn't check.

Speaker 9 (48:43):
You check your town, people check your town. All right,
I'm glad you're safer the night we assumed you would be.
You're fine. The way Gandhi told the story this morning
before you came in, was like, oh, good god, did
you hear he was kidnapped?

Speaker 1 (48:55):
That's what he said to me.

Speaker 9 (48:56):
She has a flair for the dramatic. You told her
that you were held hostage. So she comes in and
tells us, good god, he was held hostage against his will. Emotionally,
I was held hostage. Oh God, I get out. Good bye,
Thank you. I'll see you in Miami.

Speaker 15 (49:13):
See you there.

Speaker 9 (49:14):
This is how started you perpetuated cause you've a flair
for the dramatic.

Speaker 8 (49:24):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 9 (49:28):
Yes, I get so excited when Danielle delivers a phone tap. Thanks,
It's the perfect gift. Uh, daniel what's your phone tap
all about today?

Speaker 2 (49:37):
All right.

Speaker 11 (49:37):
So Michelle's mom and dad own one of those old
school mom and pop pharmacies that you don't see very often,
but they still have one in the neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
So she said.

Speaker 11 (49:47):
They get weird phone calls all the time, but they're
the nicest people and they always stay on the phone
and try to help.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
So I call them with a problem.

Speaker 9 (49:55):
Oh, here we go, Daniel's phone tab. Let's listen in here.

Speaker 16 (49:58):
You sure pharmacy going to help you?

Speaker 1 (50:02):
H I et a hot pepper? Is there's something you
could give me?

Speaker 25 (50:09):
Calmly explained to me.

Speaker 10 (50:10):
What happens?

Speaker 9 (50:10):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Oh, we played truth or there with my friends. They
dared me to eat this hot pepper and I hated.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Now my mouth is.

Speaker 20 (50:17):
On fire, all right, Well, that usually diminishes within a
few minutes.

Speaker 11 (50:22):
It's been half an hour and I can't And I
tried water, I tried milk, I tried everything, and nothing
is working.

Speaker 7 (50:30):
All right, Just calm down, it's not a good deal.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
So, hort, has this ever happened to you before?

Speaker 12 (50:36):
You know?

Speaker 1 (50:37):
I never have eate a hot pepper before, but they
dared be and I didn't want to.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
I didn't want to truth.

Speaker 11 (50:41):
I wanted dare and then I ate the hot pepper,
and this is what's happening.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
All right, Look, it's gonna be fine.

Speaker 6 (50:46):
Just calm down.

Speaker 14 (50:47):
I think a big part of the problem is you're getting.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Very anxious and that's that's exacerbating this.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
But my mouth is on fire.

Speaker 14 (50:54):
It's not on fire.

Speaker 26 (50:55):
I mean you're You're obviously in some pain and.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Not any help.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
I'm gonna case somebody.

Speaker 9 (50:59):
Else, Sarah the pharmacy.

Speaker 17 (51:03):
Can I help you?

Speaker 2 (51:04):
I hate a hot peper and my mouth is on
fire and I need to know what to do.

Speaker 12 (51:08):
You just talked about this.

Speaker 28 (51:09):
Do you deliver?

Speaker 12 (51:11):
Deliver?

Speaker 25 (51:12):
Delivers?

Speaker 4 (51:13):
There's nothing to deliver here.

Speaker 9 (51:15):
You've just had some hot pepper.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
It's going to go away.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
I need an ointment or something.

Speaker 10 (51:22):
There's no ointment for you here.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
Look, you could take a try a spoonful of olive oil,
swish it.

Speaker 17 (51:29):
In your mouth and then spin it out.

Speaker 35 (51:31):
That might help oka.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Can you delivers of olive oil?

Speaker 25 (51:33):
Please?

Speaker 17 (51:35):
We're a pharmacy, not a supermarket.

Speaker 15 (51:37):
We don't have that sort of thing.

Speaker 17 (51:40):
I'm a scaral of one to ten.

Speaker 25 (51:42):
Where are you fifteen?

Speaker 10 (51:44):
It can't be that way.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
Fifteen Your arm would be off.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
God's so bad. It hurt so bad.

Speaker 17 (51:49):
Look, ma'am, I can't do anything else for you.

Speaker 14 (51:51):
If you're hurt, just go to the emergency room at
your local hospital. I'm sure they can help you out.

Speaker 12 (51:55):
It's not a big deal.

Speaker 17 (51:56):
This say, not a life threatening situation.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Can you pick me up?

Speaker 2 (51:59):
I don't have a car.

Speaker 14 (52:00):
I can't pick you up.

Speaker 20 (52:01):
I'm here at the pharmacy.

Speaker 14 (52:05):
Call nine one one, they'll send it an ambulance.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Peper mouth.

Speaker 9 (52:12):
Sure the pharmacy can help you.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
I hate hot pepper, and I really need help.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
I can't give you any more time. I just I
just just you go.

Speaker 31 (52:20):
To the hospital.

Speaker 10 (52:23):
I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 25 (52:24):
It's good some crazy, that's ma'am.

Speaker 39 (52:28):
You've been calling here all morning, and we've been trying
to give you advice. We've been trying to be patient,
but if you are in this much pain, you need
the hospital.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
She's a nuts.

Speaker 10 (52:39):
Just hang up on her.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
And now I have to go to the bathroom, and
I'm afraid.

Speaker 17 (52:43):
Well, I certainly can't help you with that, ma'am.

Speaker 7 (52:46):
Good luck to you.

Speaker 6 (52:50):
Sharmacy can help you.

Speaker 31 (52:53):
Here now.

Speaker 8 (52:54):
I really don't have time for this today, all right,
they're very busy here.

Speaker 25 (52:58):
You're harassing.

Speaker 7 (53:00):
I don't even believe you anymore.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
That's this has gotta be some sort of joke.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
My butt really hurts because I went to the bathroom
after eating.

Speaker 10 (53:07):
A hot.

Speaker 17 (53:09):
About what came out of here.

Speaker 10 (53:10):
And if you call time, I'm gonna call the police.

Speaker 6 (53:13):
Understand, the police.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Don't care that my butt's on fire.

Speaker 7 (53:16):
I don't care if you're on fire.

Speaker 10 (53:18):
I gotta line at the door.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
I don't have time for your ass and your pepper
and your mouth and you stream it.

Speaker 10 (53:23):
Stop it, go to the hospital, or go back to
the class or whatever it is you've been ditching to
call at Verassa.

Speaker 11 (53:29):
I'm still having a lot of problems, and I don't
know why I told you to stop calling here.

Speaker 17 (53:35):
Stop calling here.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Let's call the police.

Speaker 24 (53:38):
I'm gonna call the police.

Speaker 17 (53:39):
If you want to stand the line, that's your business.

Speaker 28 (53:41):
But I'm calling.

Speaker 17 (53:43):
I'm calling the police right now.

Speaker 12 (53:44):
I got to report this complaint. Last forty five minutes,
this person's been.

Speaker 25 (53:48):
Calling no, no, no, no, tell them to the phone.

Speaker 7 (53:52):
Well, I told you we were gonna call the.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Car, you know, because it's a phone tap. This is
Daniel Mnarrow from Elvis d Ran in the Morning Shows.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Your daughter wanted us to lay on the phone.

Speaker 11 (54:02):
Put the phone down, Michelle called the radio station, and
Adam put a phone tap on us.

Speaker 14 (54:09):
Yeah, for Christ's sake, hang on a second.

Speaker 34 (54:11):
I'm really a misunderstanding.

Speaker 7 (54:15):
He's hanging up with them.

Speaker 9 (54:18):
I don't believe it.

Speaker 25 (54:19):
The Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 29 (54:22):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 8 (54:26):
The Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 25 (54:41):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (54:44):
So, Danielle, gosh, you know what, she's the first to
lose it if a caller calls and talks about cheating
on their significant other, right, yeah, which makes me a
little surprise that she is aiding and a bedding a
cheap situation with a friend. If you want to talk

(55:06):
about this.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
But this is good cheating, This is.

Speaker 9 (55:10):
Okay. You tell the story, Danielle, then let us be
the judge.

Speaker 11 (55:14):
So, Nordstrom is having their yearly sale, right, so in
order for you to take advantage, especially of the early.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Sales stuff, you have to have your Nordstrom card.

Speaker 11 (55:25):
She lives at the beach for the summer, and she
did not have her NORDSTRM card. So I said to her, Hey,
I'll buy it for you and then I'll send it
to my house and then you can just send me
the money.

Speaker 9 (55:38):
You know, venmo me what why why do you have
to send it to your.

Speaker 11 (55:41):
House because she's not home? So I said, why send
it to your house? Send it to my house when
you're down the beach.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
And that's it.

Speaker 11 (55:50):
So I had to go and explain to my husband
just so you know, doesn't be a bunch of boxes coming.
They're shoe boxes. They're not my shoe boxes. There shoe
box and I don't think he believes me. So then
yesterday boxes came and there's a text chain now that says,
let me redo this text chain. Hey, five more packages

(56:14):
came today with your wife's name. I really think there's
some shenanigans going on here. And this text went to
the husband because I'm getting her boxes that she doesn't
get busted.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
And you know she isn't down the shore for the summer.

Speaker 9 (56:29):
Wait wait, wait, hold on, so you're actually using the
words she could get busted so her husband doesn't know
that she's ordering all this stuff from Okay, you're helping
her cheat. Yeah, yeah, everybody does it.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
What are you talking about? Everybody does it?

Speaker 9 (56:47):
Oh, everybody doesn't do that.

Speaker 11 (56:49):
Everybody does it, okay, every Back in the day, there
were times I would sneak a little shoe box in
here or there.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Oh times more than times.

Speaker 9 (57:00):
They would be delivered to the apartment, and I would
quickly take the shoes out of the box and take
the shoes the shoe box down to the trash room
and like, you know, get rid of it where I
was caught because I don't. I don't want to answer
to that. It's like, okay, right, but so how many
Like how much clothing did you help her buy behind
her husband's back?

Speaker 10 (57:18):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Please, I'd be honest, A lot of stuff. She sends
stuff here. I've sent stuff there.

Speaker 11 (57:24):
You know, Wait a minute, I've sent stuff to your
wife's house too.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 18 (57:31):
We really have. We've had a box show up and
it's got Danielle Monaro on it. I'm like, why are
we get to grab for Danielle in the same state?

Speaker 9 (57:39):
Why we know it's a stupid to Florida?

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Because I needed it there.

Speaker 11 (57:44):
I needed it for something there, so I said I'll
just send it there and leave it there for when
I get there.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Let me tell you something you don't know.

Speaker 18 (57:52):
In my guest bathroom, there is a section under the
sink that is Danielle's.

Speaker 9 (57:57):
Yes, there is, Oh really, yes, you keep a whole
I get Froggy's house.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
Yes, that way.

Speaker 18 (58:02):
When she travels here, saysn't have to carry anything, so
she just ships everything here. Pretty soon in the closet
will be filled with Daniels close able to just show up.

Speaker 9 (58:10):
Well do you have you have a you have a
Florida wardrobe and that your husband knows nothing about.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
If we say we have a Miami jingle ball. I
need some shoes for my new dress. Why send them
to my house? Send them.

Speaker 9 (58:22):
They don't live in Miami, they live in Jacksonville. But
it's a whole state away.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
But I'm not gonna wear them here.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
I'm gonna wear them there. So send them to Lisa.

Speaker 11 (58:32):
She'll hold them for me, and then I'll wear them
there and then it causes less problems.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Don't you get it?

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Okay, I'm with you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 9 (58:40):
No, okay, Froggy, let me let me, let me turn
the tables. Froggy, I know you're a you're a golf enthusiast,
do you ever buy like a putter when no one's looking?
I mean yes or no?

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Yeah, because I.

Speaker 31 (58:53):
Mean I have to talk quietly because she's on the
side of the wall, So hold up in turn my cup.
So she doesn't understand how much golf clubs cost. I'll
just tell her, like, hey, this was on sale. These
are like fifty dollars or seventy five dollars Realey golf clubs,
Like how much four hundred dollars?

Speaker 9 (59:10):
Like it's much worse than what I do fraudy. No
it's not, Yes, it is.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
It's terrible.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
Okay, No, I've never done that before ever, never, never, of.

Speaker 9 (59:23):
Course, because I remember in the old days, Alex would
he would become livid every time I would come home
with shoes. And then one day he looked up and said,
I give up. I give up. I just give up.
And I'm like, thank you. It's my money. I earned it.
If I want shoes, I'll buy shoes. It's not that
you're buying them and spending the money. It's that you're

(59:45):
hoarding them. You have shoes you never wear. And now
he's right now they're all in a closet in New
York City. I'm nowhere near them, you know. Out here
at the house, I have like five pair of shoes
and I wear one pair.

Speaker 12 (59:57):
That's it.

Speaker 9 (59:57):
I don't want, I don't need anything.

Speaker 11 (59:59):
I will go into I will go into Sheldon's closet now,
or he'll come out and I'll go.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Oh, when when did you get those?

Speaker 11 (01:00:06):
And instead of like me busting him, I get, oh,
these new shoes that I bought that I don't buy
a new pair every month, or three or four new
pairs every month. These that I have just bought a
new pair that I haven't And I'm like, okay, okay.

Speaker 9 (01:00:22):
If you have to say it like that, didn't you
know there's trouble. I mean, hell, Mary Ryan Ryan is
online twenty four let's go talk to her. Hey, Ryan,
how are you hell well?

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
How are you well?

Speaker 9 (01:00:35):
Now that you're here, we're doing great. Okay, we hear
you loud and clear. Actually you're very clear. So your
mother in law does this all the time. What does
she do?

Speaker 12 (01:00:43):
Ryan?

Speaker 16 (01:00:44):
She does do this not with me, but with her
sister who lives in.

Speaker 7 (01:00:50):
Well.

Speaker 16 (01:00:50):
This is her excuse. Her excuse is that there's no
tax where we live, so.

Speaker 21 (01:00:55):
She'll have it fars to my mother in law house.

Speaker 22 (01:00:58):
So I really think it's and she's hiding where she's
purchasing from her husband. So my father in law, I mean,
steam just comes out of his ears because there's packages
coming all the time, and my mother in law's.

Speaker 16 (01:01:11):
Like, it's for my sister, It's for my sister. And
then when they are able to connect, then my mother
in law brings her all the things that she's going
to sneak into the house, you.

Speaker 9 (01:01:22):
Know, fills up the trunk. She fills up the trunk
with her stuff.

Speaker 16 (01:01:26):
Yes, yes, I get it.

Speaker 9 (01:01:28):
You know what I used to live that life, Ryan,
And now I'm so relieved. I don't hide anything anymore.
And Danielle, stop hiding your purchases from your husband.

Speaker 26 (01:01:38):
I get it.

Speaker 16 (01:01:39):
But that's good to hear because I recently went through
my closet and perched, you know, donated like four bags
of clothing sos in buying something to replenish. And each
time the mail comes, I'm like quickly running to the mailboxer,
running to the door so I can sneak it upstairs,
and my husband doesn't see.

Speaker 11 (01:01:59):
I had that conversation too, when I donated things. The
conversation went like this, just because you're taking stuff out
and donating, it doesn't mean it's time to replenish. I
got that conversations right.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
He's right.

Speaker 9 (01:02:13):
No, if you if you tear a house down, you've
got an empty lot. It's time to rebuild. Oh no,
I'm telling you right. I know. Hey, Ryan, what are
you doing today? What's your day all about?

Speaker 16 (01:02:23):
Well, I'm actually headed to work. It's my second day
back after being on maternity leave. We actually spoke. I
was in the reading you like a couple of months ago,
right before I had my baby.

Speaker 9 (01:02:34):
So all good for you. I'm so happy for you, Ryan.
Congratulations and back to work. Are you excited about getting
back to work?

Speaker 16 (01:02:42):
Yeah, I'm feeling really good. I had a really nice
homecoming yesterday with a new office and things like that.
I worked in healthcare, so but it was so nice everyone.
You know, they made me signs and posting through kind
of pictures of my baby girl and hung them in
my office. So it's really nice.

Speaker 9 (01:03:00):
Excellent. Well, have a great day at work.

Speaker 12 (01:03:02):
Ryan.

Speaker 9 (01:03:02):
It's it's great to know you're listening to us and
we'll be on for you every day. How do you
like that, all right, thanks, thanks for calling. So in closing, Danielle,
you are helping your friend, you're enabling your friend to
cheat on her husband.

Speaker 11 (01:03:17):
Okay, I'm good with that, you know that, right. That
kind of cheating is fine the other kind, but this
kind is okay.

Speaker 9 (01:03:24):
So it is in a text. It's called financial infidelity. Yes,
but to.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
Ryan's point, and there are some people out there that
legitimately want to save on sales tax. I'm a clearinghouse
in the state of New Jersey for that kind of stuff.

Speaker 15 (01:03:37):
People send stuff to me all the time. They'll go
in person in New York State.

Speaker 9 (01:03:41):
That's not the issue. The issue if they're sending it
to you to keep it a secret from someone else,
that's a whole. That's their own business.

Speaker 15 (01:03:49):
That's none of my business. I just it's at my door, Like, okay.

Speaker 9 (01:03:53):
Here you go.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
You're complicit.

Speaker 9 (01:03:56):
If it were, you are complicit. Still, you're just so comp.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
All right.

Speaker 12 (01:04:04):
You make us laugh, You made us smile.

Speaker 25 (01:04:06):
This is Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:04:13):
I'll tell you what that folks.

Speaker 15 (01:04:14):
That's bloody nice.

Speaker 25 (01:04:17):
Yeah, the time of the day, Elvis Terran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:04:21):
Ya ask you like what TV father most influenced you
when you're growing up. You know, look, you look at
these these sitcoms. You watch these shows on TV. You're thinking, okay,
just he's just a character on the show. But sometimes
they hit a nerve. Sometimes they're really great dad. Sometimes
they're goof offs. Whatever they are who they are, and
we're gonna put you to the test. I see, I'm older,

(01:04:42):
So I remember TV dad's like Ward Cleaver, the father
of a son named Beaver Beaver Cleaver.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Who the hell would do that to the kid?

Speaker 9 (01:04:54):
Ward and his beautiful wife, June June Cleaver. She was
always worried about the Beaver. I'm the Beaver Cleaver anyway.
So uh, but you know there's still TV dads that
are very influential to this day. Let's go talk to
Chrissy from Superville, Ohio. Chrissy, Superville. I love the name

(01:05:16):
of your town, Superville. What makes Superville so super?

Speaker 7 (01:05:20):
You know what, when I find out, I will call back.

Speaker 9 (01:05:23):
Okay, I love it all right. Well, the fact that
you're living there, Chrissy, that's something to do with it. Hey,
So can you think of just off the top of
your head, can you think of some of the dads
on TV shows you grew up watching. They were like
cool dads.

Speaker 7 (01:05:36):
You liked them cool dads. Well, I mean my parents
were influenced on my TV watching when I was little.
I also grew up watching Ward Cleaver, Herman Munster. What
else do we watch? A Little House on the Prairie?

Speaker 9 (01:05:49):
What do you mean, Michael Landon.

Speaker 7 (01:05:51):
Michael Landon, Yes, I mean call me pickles. Dads. Yeah,
like the old school dads, but also like the cartoon dads,
like Grandpa from Hey Ared was a father figure, not
necessarily dad, but a father figure.

Speaker 9 (01:06:03):
Christy, you do know your TV This is gonna be great,
all right, America's favorite TV dads ten dollars each. Of course,
if you get them wrong, you lose ten dollars and
you owe us money.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
I love this game, Yes, consequences.

Speaker 9 (01:06:17):
Here we go. You can win over one hundred dollars. Here,
let's go. TV Dad's number one.

Speaker 12 (01:06:22):
So stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
I'm so stupid. That's so stupid.

Speaker 9 (01:06:27):
All right, name it right, We're off to aging start.
All right, Here is TV Dad number two. Cindy, you
know you've done a very bad.

Speaker 26 (01:06:41):
Thing with your tattling.

Speaker 9 (01:06:43):
Yes, Daddy, I know it's difficult.

Speaker 40 (01:06:46):
For a little girl who know what to say what
not to say?

Speaker 15 (01:06:50):
Grown ups have that same problem.

Speaker 9 (01:06:51):
But mm hm TV dad number two.

Speaker 7 (01:06:55):
Is that Michael Landon?

Speaker 22 (01:06:57):
Is that what happens?

Speaker 10 (01:06:58):
Gary?

Speaker 39 (01:06:58):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:06:58):
No, he was talking to little Cindy Brady about her taddling.
That was Mike.

Speaker 7 (01:07:05):
Brady gone it okay, I know, all.

Speaker 9 (01:07:08):
Right, your language? All right, well you lost ten, you're
down to zero. We just got ten bad guys. Yeah,
all right, let's see if we can move it up
a little bit. Here is TV dad number three.

Speaker 41 (01:07:20):
I mean, everybody makes mistakes with their kids. Important thing
is to admit when you're wrong and to apologize.

Speaker 15 (01:07:25):
How come you won't never do that?

Speaker 9 (01:07:27):
Don't question me? Sometimes TV dads aren't dads, but they're
another member of the family. Who is that?

Speaker 7 (01:07:37):
Can I hear it one more time?

Speaker 9 (01:07:39):
Yeah, and listen to that person he's talking to. Maybe
that voice will queue you in.

Speaker 41 (01:07:42):
Here we go, And everybody makes mistakes with their kids.
Important thing is to admit when you're wrong and to apologize.

Speaker 12 (01:07:48):
How come you won't never do that? Don't question me?

Speaker 7 (01:07:53):
Absolutely?

Speaker 9 (01:08:00):
Ill from the Fresh Prince. All right, here we go,
here's TV dead number four.

Speaker 42 (01:08:05):
If you get pulled over for speeding.

Speaker 15 (01:08:07):
Tell the policeman your spouse has diarrhea.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Philosophy, HM.

Speaker 7 (01:08:14):
To the gods from Modern Family.

Speaker 9 (01:08:16):
Yeah, Phil Dumphy absolutely absolutely got it. Here is TV
Dead number five.

Speaker 13 (01:08:23):
It's seventy five and Sonny which means street Squad is
gonna be.

Speaker 9 (01:08:26):
Out looking for them a super stickies.

Speaker 13 (01:08:28):
If you don't got one, get down to Linoleum Depot
this Saturday from nine to two.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
I'll be there hooking you up. If that one on
your car, win one hundred bucks. Now I'm looking around
and I'm seeing the spin doctors with not one but
two princes.

Speaker 9 (01:08:41):
There you go. Not a good guy, but he was
a dad name TV Dead number five.

Speaker 7 (01:08:47):
I honestly that I'm stumped on that one.

Speaker 9 (01:08:49):
On that was from Family guy. That was Peter Griffin.

Speaker 7 (01:08:55):
I do not even believe I missed that.

Speaker 9 (01:08:58):
You just lost ten. We got ten back, guys.

Speaker 15 (01:09:01):
Yeah right, all.

Speaker 9 (01:09:03):
Right, it's not that we're against you, but we just
lately have mean to give away.

Speaker 10 (01:09:07):
Buddy.

Speaker 9 (01:09:07):
It's okay, you're up to ten dollars. Here we go.
Here's TV Dad number six.

Speaker 12 (01:09:12):
You all know exactly who I am. Say my name?

Speaker 16 (01:09:16):
You what I don't have a damn cool.

Speaker 12 (01:09:18):
Well you are, Yeah you do.

Speaker 9 (01:09:19):
I'm the cook.

Speaker 10 (01:09:21):
I'm the man who killed Gus Fring. Now say my name.

Speaker 9 (01:09:27):
Wow, Walter White cooking it up in the kitchen. All right,
you're up to twenty dollars. Here is TV Dad number seven.
But the best part is Peg.

Speaker 35 (01:09:40):
They're dedicating it to the most famous Pokai football legend.

Speaker 9 (01:09:44):
A hint four touchdowns in one game.

Speaker 15 (01:09:49):
You well, it's not official.

Speaker 9 (01:09:53):
All right, Here you go TV Dad number seven. Who
was that talking to his wife? Peg?

Speaker 7 (01:10:00):
Oh? Albumy album?

Speaker 9 (01:10:05):
You're doing really well. You're up to thirty dollars. Here
is TV Dad number eight.

Speaker 26 (01:10:10):
Your mother does a one?

Speaker 25 (01:10:12):
Listen to mister mob boss?

Speaker 26 (01:10:13):
What did you call me?

Speaker 10 (01:10:15):
Hm?

Speaker 9 (01:10:15):
Who's that? Mister mob boss?

Speaker 7 (01:10:22):
I don't know, Mom.

Speaker 9 (01:10:25):
Tony soprano from the soprano. We just got ten dollars
back in. Now you're up to twenty dollars. We're down
to twenty. Here we go. Here is TV Dad number nine.

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
George Festivus is your heritage one of who you are?

Speaker 7 (01:10:44):
You can't think it's first mister Costanzo.

Speaker 9 (01:10:46):
Yes, there you go from Seinfeld. There you go. You
were up to thirty dollars. Here we go TV Dad
number ten, Steve, what.

Speaker 15 (01:10:55):
Have you done to my window?

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
But I thought you said me cass casa.

Speaker 15 (01:11:00):
No, what I said was mess with me cossa, and
you're out on Yurasso.

Speaker 9 (01:11:04):
Okay, TV Dad at number ten? Who was that?

Speaker 7 (01:11:11):
Can I hear that one more time?

Speaker 12 (01:11:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:11:12):
Sure, Steve?

Speaker 15 (01:11:14):
What have you done to my window?

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
But we got I thought you said me casa su caassa.

Speaker 15 (01:11:19):
No, what I said was mess with me cosser, and you're.

Speaker 12 (01:11:21):
Out on Yurasso.

Speaker 7 (01:11:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:11:25):
That's Carl Winslow from Family Matt, My guys, we just
got ten dollars back.

Speaker 15 (01:11:29):
Yeah, all right, Well.

Speaker 9 (01:11:31):
Here we are at a very interesting spot. Chrissy. You
were at twenty dollars. You did, okay, but this next
one your bonus is worth fifty dollars. Here we go.
J you got such a good heart.

Speaker 34 (01:11:47):
You care about people, and that's why people care about you,
and everybody who knows the real DJ I think she's
pretty terrific.

Speaker 25 (01:11:56):
I love you.

Speaker 9 (01:11:58):
I love you too. There you go, TV dead number eleven.
Who was that?

Speaker 7 (01:12:03):
Tanner rip?

Speaker 12 (01:12:07):
All right?

Speaker 9 (01:12:08):
You know seventy we'll make it one hundred dollars. Yeah,
and you know you gave me goosebumps there at the end.
We love you, Chrissy. That was awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:12:17):
Oh love you guys. Thank you so much. This is
the best.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
You're well.

Speaker 9 (01:12:20):
Of course you got one hundred dollars. You just had
to get the names of TV dads.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 7 (01:12:24):
You make my morning as well every morning.

Speaker 9 (01:12:27):
Well, thank you for listening to us. You tell everyone
in supervill Ohio that we said, yo, what's up?

Speaker 7 (01:12:32):
I will thank you guys. You have a good day.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
All right, Hold on one second, what happened to Marty Bird?

Speaker 9 (01:12:39):
Well, you know we can't do all TV dads will
be here an hour.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
Isn't he a fantastic dad?

Speaker 15 (01:12:45):
Drummond?

Speaker 9 (01:12:45):
Oh dark, Yeah, it's okay dad. At least he provides
for his kids.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Of course, Bill Cosby, Heathcliff Huxtable, he wahless no, but
you know I just took him off this.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
We know what happened there.

Speaker 9 (01:12:59):
Yeah, what's your beef with me?

Speaker 12 (01:13:02):
Nate?

Speaker 9 (01:13:02):
You would never make it as an accountant.

Speaker 13 (01:13:04):
Do you realize that person what won legitimately according to
the rules of the game, thirty dollars and then at
the end you're like fifty six.

Speaker 9 (01:13:11):
We'll give you one hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
It's generous.

Speaker 12 (01:13:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:13:15):
I don't think anyone else is going to complain. No, listen,
I'm just saying that if you were playing with anybody
else's money this, this might be an issue.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
He'd be a great parent.

Speaker 18 (01:13:24):
Like if you had chores around the house and they
were like five dollars a chore and you needed three
and be like you don when here it's fifty bucks. Here,
go ahead, just see you thanks for being a good kid. Like, see,
you'd be a great parent, Elvis.

Speaker 9 (01:13:34):
There you go. I don't know why everyone is Why
were you bitching at me? Go away, Nate.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
I'm not bitching at you.

Speaker 9 (01:13:39):
No, I'm talking Nate.

Speaker 6 (01:13:40):
Nate.

Speaker 13 (01:13:40):
This is why you're great at what you do, because
I just don't think you would have made it as
an accountant.

Speaker 9 (01:13:44):
Okay, okay, nice, thank you, Nate.

Speaker 12 (01:13:48):
I think.

Speaker 25 (01:13:51):
Morning Elvis terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:14:08):
Okay, look, we're probably about to get yelled at here,
and I'm ready for it. Do you follow at least
one account on Instagram that it's just like kind of
sad or tragic, but you love to laugh at it.
Mine is drunk people doing things.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Oh that's a great yeah, and it really.

Speaker 9 (01:14:27):
Is drunk people falling down staircases and falling through walls
and through glass coffee tables, and you just hope and
pray they're okay. Yeah, you know, but I look at
these people. I was watching it last night. I couldn't
stop watching all the ones I've missed in the past
couple of weeks, and I cringe. But you see like
some drunk girl just dancing on a bar, acting like
she sees like the sexiest gifted man, and she falls

(01:14:49):
off the bar. In her head, you're like, this is great. Yeah,
so Gandhi has one. And see. I gotta be honest,
it makes me cringe that you watch these videos of
these kids getting hurt.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
That is the name of the page.

Speaker 9 (01:15:02):
But I started watching them and I started laughing exactly.
But they promised these kids are okay.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
Yes, they say that. First of all, all the videos
are submitted by the kid's parents, and then on top
of that that none of the kids are getting hurt
actually like long term hurt. It's just you know, a
little injury. And we've all been at a restaurant or
something where kids running around in trips and falls and
you're like, it's just the whole page of that.

Speaker 9 (01:15:24):
Anyway, I requested friendship. I'm waiting for the call getting hurt. Okay,
So Danielle is a mother.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
I'm not gonna go to that.

Speaker 9 (01:15:31):
I would think that you would not. But on the
other hand, Danielle loves watching old people get hurt.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Oh see, the old people are way more fraggle than kids.

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
Yeah, but they but they promise also that they're not
really hurt.

Speaker 9 (01:15:41):
Okay, you know so, I mean, for instance, like when
Froggy and Danielle were at a grocery store. Right, Froggy,
you guys are in the parking lot. What was happening for.

Speaker 18 (01:15:50):
It was like a downhill parking lot. We tell the
story there was a rogue shopping car that got loose,
a shot in the cart got loose out of a
curR cart corral, and it was just barreling down the hill.
And there was like this little old woman walking at
the bottom of the hill, and it looked like it
was going to hit her. It did not hit her,
but it looked like it was gonna. And daniel and

(01:16:11):
I and neither one could stop laughing enough to get
out of the car to stop the car from hitting
your luckily.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
Didn't and he's cracking up it.

Speaker 10 (01:16:18):
Like, what do we do?

Speaker 9 (01:16:20):
You said the laugh He shouldn't help it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
I couldn't move. I was lapping so hard.

Speaker 9 (01:16:24):
So Daniel, let me ask you. If there was an
Instagram page old people getting hurt, I.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Would probably subscribe to.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
There isn't a one called old people doing things and
sometimes they get hurt. I might follow that.

Speaker 9 (01:16:36):
One too, all right, Yes, Sam?

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
I like all fails because it's people trying really hard
to do what they're good at and just something went
terribly wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
That's nice. So this is your client?

Speaker 9 (01:16:47):
Is this your client?

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
Hair?

Speaker 11 (01:16:49):
One where like people's speaking the worst hair you've ever
seen in your life?

Speaker 9 (01:16:52):
Like is this your client? This your client?

Speaker 12 (01:16:59):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:16:59):
I can't I have it done? Is this your client?

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
It's horrible?

Speaker 9 (01:17:03):
Okay, what was the one?

Speaker 12 (01:17:04):
Sam?

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
All fails, all fails.

Speaker 9 (01:17:06):
I've got to join all these and I know people
are gonna start yelling at us.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
I'm sorry, everyone's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
It's just a little chuckle every.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
Now and then. Seeing a kid get like bounced off
a trampoline, it's hilarious.

Speaker 11 (01:17:19):
That was ghandy, not me, thank you, no credit for anything.

Speaker 9 (01:17:23):
Was watching watching kids getting hurt on your phone, and
he was laughing at it. I was crying.

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
I was laughing so hard.

Speaker 12 (01:17:28):
The little kid going.

Speaker 9 (01:17:31):
He was hit like forty miles an hour and then
he wipes out.

Speaker 12 (01:17:35):
Oh.

Speaker 18 (01:17:36):
I was at a bar yesterday actually, and they had
Chive TV on and there was some kid on a
trampoline and he went to jump up and flip and
he missed and he landed on his head. The kid
was okay after the video is over, you could tell,
but I felt bad for laughing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
I looked around the bar and Thomas were laughing, and
of course, you know we.

Speaker 9 (01:17:52):
All love people of Walmart.

Speaker 10 (01:17:54):
Oh too.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
Yeah, oh man, this stuff is awesome.

Speaker 9 (01:17:58):
No, we're awful. No, no, we're awful.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
I mean, but you've seen this stuff like in real life.
Like I remember one time I went to one of
those trampoline like park places and a dad decided he
was going to play dodgeball with all the little kids.
So I was like, oh, he's going to take it easy. No,
he lit these kids up. They were flying all over
the place and I couldn't help but laugh.

Speaker 9 (01:18:16):
It was hilarious, but it's a misfortunate of others.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
They were all fine.

Speaker 9 (01:18:20):
Okay, I'm now following all of these.

Speaker 8 (01:18:26):
Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 9 (01:18:30):
Jared, what is your phone tap all about?

Speaker 12 (01:18:32):
All right?

Speaker 9 (01:18:32):
So Paul is our victim. Now stick with me on this.

Speaker 12 (01:18:35):
Now.

Speaker 34 (01:18:35):
Stephanie is Paul's mom, along with Gina, Paul's girlfriend, wanted
to play a phone tap on Paul.

Speaker 9 (01:18:41):
Now mom and girlfriend are playing a phone tap on Paul. Correct.

Speaker 12 (01:18:43):
Okay.

Speaker 34 (01:18:44):
Now, Paul recently graduated, went on a little vacation with
his friends, and we thought, why don't we have Paul's
mom and girlfriend call up Paul and just say, hey,
I got an email saying you're in trouble, but I
just sent you some money.

Speaker 9 (01:18:56):
Oh no, I'm one of those. Okay, let's see what
happened to Garrett. Phone tap period.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Clue, Paul, I sent you the five hundred.

Speaker 10 (01:19:03):
What's going on?

Speaker 14 (01:19:04):
WHOA what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
You sent me an email You said that you needed money,
that you were in trouble.

Speaker 7 (01:19:10):
Something happened there.

Speaker 14 (01:19:11):
In Oh, I didn't send you. I didn't send you
any email. Mom, what are you talking about? Well, you
got an email.

Speaker 6 (01:19:17):
I send them the router.

Speaker 7 (01:19:18):
Number for the bank and everything so I want to
be sure you got the five hundred.

Speaker 14 (01:19:21):
Tell me you didn't send somebody money.

Speaker 10 (01:19:22):
You did?

Speaker 6 (01:19:23):
I did.

Speaker 10 (01:19:23):
I sent it because you needed it.

Speaker 7 (01:19:24):
I gave him a route the bank.

Speaker 14 (01:19:27):
No, you got scammed, mom, I didn't send you any email.

Speaker 7 (01:19:29):
And what a man? I got scammed?

Speaker 12 (01:19:31):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 25 (01:19:32):
Your English?

Speaker 14 (01:19:32):
You send money to I didn't email you anything. I'm
on the beach right now. I didn't send you any emails.

Speaker 25 (01:19:39):
Need to go.

Speaker 14 (01:19:39):
You need to call the bank right now and put
a stop on it or something. They're going to take
all your money. Call the bank now, Mom, call them.

Speaker 22 (01:19:46):
Yes, hello, I just sent you the money.

Speaker 10 (01:19:53):
You okay?

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
What are you okay?

Speaker 7 (01:19:56):
I just sent you the money.

Speaker 9 (01:19:57):
Are you serious?

Speaker 25 (01:19:58):
What money?

Speaker 12 (01:19:59):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
I got an email that said you're in trouble on
them and money all And I didn't have to five
hnion dollars. So actually my dad's account.

Speaker 14 (01:20:07):
I have to change my email password. I don't know
what's going on. My mom called, I'm on the betrayal.
I'm not sending any emails. I'm having lunch.

Speaker 17 (01:20:14):
It say that you're in trouble and that you need it.

Speaker 14 (01:20:17):
No, I'm not in any trouble. My ass is literally
in the sand right now.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
I know, but I wanted I don't let me an email?

Speaker 14 (01:20:22):
Then what do you I sent all the information at
somebody ahack to my account. Do you understand? I don't
know where your money is right now, but it didn't
go to me. Where my money though, I don't know,
probably someone somewhere.

Speaker 10 (01:20:35):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
My dad's going to be so pissed at you.

Speaker 12 (01:20:38):
I didn't do it.

Speaker 14 (01:20:39):
I didn't do anything.

Speaker 15 (01:20:40):
How is it my fault?

Speaker 10 (01:20:41):
I didn't have to figure this out?

Speaker 22 (01:20:43):
And you're probably not gonna be able to call the
house for a little bit.

Speaker 7 (01:20:45):
Because my dad would be at you.

Speaker 9 (01:20:47):
You got scammed, scambling?

Speaker 15 (01:20:49):
So how is my fault?

Speaker 22 (01:20:50):
I don't know it just it really sounds like it is.

Speaker 25 (01:20:53):
Oh my god, go.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
Is this brow?

Speaker 10 (01:21:02):
Who is this.

Speaker 12 (01:21:04):
Money?

Speaker 9 (01:21:04):
And not gonna transfer over to your name?

Speaker 42 (01:21:07):
I just have the last four digits of the results
of the girl they number, I will be able to
transfer money over.

Speaker 14 (01:21:13):
I'm noting you. You better transfer my money back. I'm
gonna find you.

Speaker 9 (01:21:17):
You understand. Hello, Sorry, I have.

Speaker 42 (01:21:23):
What's going on and I doesn't need to conform the
last four digits of the results A girl the number
they'll transfer the Murney over.

Speaker 9 (01:21:30):
There's account right now.

Speaker 7 (01:21:31):
Okay, fine, it's no work.

Speaker 25 (01:21:34):
What here is what I have to give.

Speaker 20 (01:21:36):
I have to give them that money.

Speaker 7 (01:21:38):
You have to give them the account numbers.

Speaker 15 (01:21:39):
Are you stupid?

Speaker 14 (01:21:40):
Don't give them any numbers?

Speaker 9 (01:21:41):
Don't the names the money right now? So number all
the money over.

Speaker 14 (01:21:46):
I'm gonna find you.

Speaker 10 (01:21:47):
Paul.

Speaker 28 (01:21:47):
You need the money up.

Speaker 9 (01:21:49):
The phone right now to transfer the murney over the
world or not?

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
Most where do you talking to people behind that right now?

Speaker 14 (01:21:55):
You understand?

Speaker 9 (01:21:57):
Thank you? The money will be transferred momentarily.

Speaker 14 (01:22:00):
No, what you're being stupid? Are you give us all
your money?

Speaker 9 (01:22:04):
Are you serious? Paul?

Speaker 34 (01:22:06):
My name is actually Garret from Elvistran in the Morning Show.
And you just got a phone tap by your mom
and girlfriend.

Speaker 8 (01:22:16):
God Elvis Duran phone tap.

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Speaker 25 (01:22:32):
What Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:22:36):
There are some days you go God's days going on
and on and on and on. Well, you're not engaged
and you're not having fun. It's not a good day.
But you want those days. Remember when you were a
kid and summer days would last forever. Oh yeah, And
when you're older, it's the opposite. It's like God, summer
days just all days just fly by. It's because you're

(01:22:56):
living in a world that's very, very ultra familiar to you.
You know this world way too well. You've been here
all these years. When you're a kid, You're exploring new
things all summer day long, and the day lasts longer.
So it's very simple. We got to find new ways
to make our day different and unique. So it boils
down to this. Time passes quickly when you get older

(01:23:18):
and you get busier because we are living in a
world that we're very familiar with and nothing new is happening.

Speaker 12 (01:23:22):
You know what.

Speaker 9 (01:23:23):
This is why it's great to like change the way
you drive home every day from work or school, change
the way you do things, go to different restaurants, things
as simple as that. You know, when you're walking through
a park, say, uh, get out of this park, go
to another park. The trees are different, and when you
experience new things in life, the day seems to be
not only longer, but it's a good longer. You're actually

(01:23:46):
you feel you feel fulfilled, even though you may not
be able to check off a checklist of things that
need to be done, like you steam my son's graduation gown.
You know, I make that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Way at the restaurants too.

Speaker 11 (01:23:58):
Like when you go to restaurant, you get the same
exact thing everything every time.

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
You know, I call that given menu when I go.

Speaker 9 (01:24:06):
There, I call that the last day on Earth syndrome,
because you feel like, well, this could be the last
time I ever eat this Restaurant've got to eat the
same thing I always do. Yeah, So God to your
going through this meditation, meditation, this medium article as well. Right, Yes,
what did you get from it?

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
I got a lot from this. So I think that
one of the biggest things we need to keep in
mind is exactly what you just said. You have to
train your brain to untrain itself. When you get used
to doing the same thing, walking the same route, whatever,
doing the same schedule every single day, it just makes
your day go by a lot faster, and it's not fulfilling.
But when you start new things, you not only slow
the time down, but once you've learned a new thing,

(01:24:40):
you do feel fulfilled and you feel accomplished. And it
was a longer day that had meaning, So why not
change your days to have more meaning.

Speaker 9 (01:24:48):
You know, there's this law. I never heard of it
until now. It's called Parkinson's law, and it's like this
work expands to fill the time available for its completion.
Meaning you say, Okay, I've got to get this the
being done, and I have three hours to get it done.
So you're just gonna take your time. Let's say washing
the dishes, okay, loading the dishwasher, and laundry. Let's say

(01:25:09):
it's dish washing laundry day. Okay, okay, I've got three hours.
You just take your time and get it done. Before
you know it, your three hours are done and all
you've accomplished is putting stuff in a dishwasher and putting
stuff in a washing machine and folding stuff. Give yourself
an hour, I mean a laundry usually takes longer. They're saying,
give yourself an hour to do these projects, and you

(01:25:30):
will get it done in an hour. It'll always start
to get done because you're rushing to get it done.
Then you have the rest of the day to go
do something different. Yeah, By the way, your whole day
is filled up with laundry and dishes.

Speaker 11 (01:25:40):
And then it's not on your mind too. Like if
you know that laundry it filled sitting there and you
didn't put it away, you're like, oh, all day you're
thinking about it, and it like takes up all your time.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
I think to one of the things I took from
this article. It talks about finding pleasure in everything, which
might sound a little bit cheesy or to some people
maybe impossible. But even if you're sitting in traffic and
you hate traffic and it's the most miserable thing in
the world, yes, you know that, but there are some
good things you could get when you're sitting in traffic.
You might listen to your favorite morning show, or listen
to music that you like, listen to a book on tape,

(01:26:11):
whatever it is. You can find joy in things that
aren't so joyful, and I think that changes your day too.

Speaker 9 (01:26:17):
On this list little things that you can do to
change your day, take little mindfulness breaks. I know it
sounds very crunchy, but it's like you just take a
just take a moment away from whatever you're doing and
just like just walk outside for a minute, just like
and take a deep breath of air and just come
back in when you drink your coffee. See, I drink
coffee because it's a drug. I drink coffee because I'm

(01:26:38):
addicted to the caffeine and I need for it to
wake me up. The thing is, you can actually sit
there by yourself in quiet and just enjoy your coffee.
A lot of my friends do that. I'm like, what
are you doing?

Speaker 10 (01:26:48):
Drink it.

Speaker 9 (01:26:49):
Let's go get your caffeine in your veins. You know
what I'm saying. Do you guys ever savor your coffee?

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
I do. I actually don't like the caffeine and coffee.
It makes me really jittery. So when I get coffee,
I will make it last four hours. I'll go heat
it up again. I just like the flavor.

Speaker 9 (01:27:04):
I slurp mine, you're a slurper. Oh you know what
something tells me slurping is enjoying it. I think that's it.
I think they're combined.

Speaker 11 (01:27:13):
That's why I get ice coffee. I feel like it
lasts me all day and I can nurse it all day.

Speaker 9 (01:27:17):
You go, yeah, you're right, because the ice slowly melts
and there's a cat in your camera. Daniel. Other things
on the list of things to make your day a
little more meaningful. Say Noah, say it more often. Yeah,
learn to say no. The other day I said yes
to something and I immediately regretted it, and I'm like,
oh God.

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
And at that point, it's like, you can't take it back.

Speaker 9 (01:27:39):
Turn off the noise, believe it or not. Music's great,
but if you're just listening to noise like a TV
in the background or something, it takes up space in
your mind and in your soul, and you need that back.
Do one thing at a time, break your routine. Drive slower.
Do you ever do that?

Speaker 3 (01:27:57):
Do you ever.

Speaker 9 (01:27:58):
Control your speed in behind the wheel and it actually
calms you down a little bit. It's true.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
Yeah, I don't drive because I don't have a car here,
but I do walk slower. So if I'm going somewhere,
I deliberately take extra time because I want to see
what's around me and see if something new has opened up,
or if there's a pretty view that I haven't seen before.
So I don't just try to get there and be
out of breath when I get there. I try to
enjoy it.

Speaker 9 (01:28:22):
And also, you know, when you're driving fast, you're maneuvering
faster and you have to think faster. It uses more
brain power. It's like playing a video game.

Speaker 12 (01:28:28):
It is.

Speaker 9 (01:28:30):
You know what's scary?

Speaker 15 (01:28:31):
What about making a TikTok video?

Speaker 4 (01:28:34):
And hear me out for a second, dear God, because no, no, no,
not the stupid dances, whatever the case. I'm talking about,
like doing something creative with it. I've seen some creative
stuff go by on there, putting your mind to something
on TikTok and working on like a little mini project
or something.

Speaker 15 (01:28:48):
Sure, I think that could be something there.

Speaker 9 (01:28:50):
No, that's if that's what you want to do it
it's something different. Do it scary? Be the TikTok king
sees the things?

Speaker 11 (01:28:57):
What about going to the grocery store and like discovering
new that they like stocked up? Like I like to
go down every aisle every now and then and just
it's like me time and I'm like, oh my gosh,
I never saw this before, never saw this product before.
I spend more money, but I clear in my mind
a little bit.

Speaker 9 (01:29:13):
Bring stuff home you may use right or not, but anyway,
so make your day more meaningful. I think that's basically. Yet,
stop and look around, be aware of what's around you.
It'll totally change your day. You want your day to
seem longer, but in a good way. And Gandhi, thank
you for bringing this article.

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
Of course, I also think one of the things we
all need to keep in mind. I am so guilty
of this spend less time on social media. I know
Scary wants to make a TikTok video. I fully support you,
But when you're on social media, ninety percent of what
you're doing is paying attention to somebody else's life and
not paying attention to your own and what you're doing.
And then an hour and a half later, you're on

(01:29:49):
somebody's cousin, sister's brother's page for what what was the
purpose of that?

Speaker 9 (01:29:53):
He was hot?

Speaker 28 (01:29:54):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:29:56):
Line twenty four Samantha got some great advice during basic training.
Hey Samantha, Hey, how are you guys? We're doing well? Wait,
hold on back up a little bit. Basic training. What
were you training for?

Speaker 24 (01:30:08):
So I was in the military. I was in the
army for the last four years.

Speaker 9 (01:30:12):
Excellent, nice yea.

Speaker 24 (01:30:15):
And our drill sergeant's always told us because basic training
is like eight to nine weeks long, and so every
day can feel very monotonous and very like just very
the same thing, And so they would tell us hunt
the good stuff, meaning like you went to the chow hal,
you got French toes for breakfast, that's something good. You
got a letter from your family, you got to receive

(01:30:36):
a phone call from your family. Just something to look
forward to every day.

Speaker 9 (01:30:42):
So and this sticks with you to this day and
you practice as much as you can.

Speaker 24 (01:30:47):
Yeah, it does, it does. It's something I've always looked
forward to. It's like, oh, okay, cool, I got ten
cents off my gas, you know what I mean? Like
I got a phone call from my mom that I
wasn't expecting. Just something to look forward to.

Speaker 9 (01:31:00):
So much easier to hone in on the negative stuff.

Speaker 24 (01:31:03):
It really is, and it can make you feel so
bogged down.

Speaker 9 (01:31:07):
Yeah, let it go. Hey, look, thank you for serving
our country, Samantha, and thanks for listening to us. Thanks
for the advice.

Speaker 24 (01:31:13):
Okay, thank you guys, Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:31:15):
Thank you. And finally, Kathleen on line twenty three, Hello, Kathleen,
Oh look at that hanging?

Speaker 12 (01:31:22):
What did see?

Speaker 9 (01:31:23):
What she did? She went on with her lives, doesn't
matter about us, and she's living a very fulfilling life.

Speaker 25 (01:31:28):
Good.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
First, she got the memo.

Speaker 9 (01:31:29):
You know what they had? They had thirty seconds to
come to me. They just sat there, They paused, goodbye, Yeah,
Froggy Least.

Speaker 18 (01:31:38):
They went for a walk the other day and I
tried to call her cell phone and I saw it
ringing on the counter, And so when she got back, like, hey,
you left your phone, she said, I did that on purpose.
She said, I wanted to just go for a walk,
enjoy myself, take a look around and enjoy the fresh
air and the scenery, and not be on my phone.

Speaker 3 (01:31:52):
Not listening to music.

Speaker 9 (01:31:53):
I do exactly right now.

Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
It was super relaxing, and you're.

Speaker 9 (01:31:56):
Thinking, how dared you not be in contact with me? Constantly?

Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
I said, what was the guy's house?

Speaker 12 (01:32:01):
What was his name?

Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
You were at? Where were you?

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Speaker 9 (01:32:49):
So I was reading this morning. There is a guy,
a best telling author. His name is Dan Utner. He's
traveled the globe studying how people live long, happy lives,
and in a recent interview he kind of laid out
the top eight habits of the world's happiest people based
on research and all the people he's met. He says,

(01:33:11):
there are eight things you can do to feel happier
every day. Are we ready to explore?

Speaker 12 (01:33:16):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (01:33:17):
Do I heave your attention?

Speaker 10 (01:33:18):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (01:33:18):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (01:33:20):
Number one you need to get at least eight hours
of sleeper.

Speaker 12 (01:33:23):
One.

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
Damn it is.

Speaker 12 (01:33:28):
That at once?

Speaker 9 (01:33:28):
Or can that be added up? Bro?

Speaker 3 (01:33:30):
You cannot add sleep. I had a sleep doctor tell me.

Speaker 9 (01:33:33):
That the happiest people sleep eight to nine and a
half hours a night.

Speaker 2 (01:33:37):
Well, there goes that.

Speaker 9 (01:33:38):
Number two. You need to eat a plant based breakfast.
Where are you guys? Why is this funny? Why this
isn't funny.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
For breakfast two days ago?

Speaker 1 (01:33:52):
I didn't really come on like bacon sausage.

Speaker 9 (01:33:56):
He's says. The happiest people on Earth. Stay away from
much meat and dairy in the morning, and sugary cereal.
Eh No. Number three, number three from the list of
eight habits of the World's Happiest people. This is a
good one. Socialize the more the better. I deally with
people you like. Of course. I think we get our

(01:34:18):
quota every day here.

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
Yeah, we have that.

Speaker 9 (01:34:22):
Also another habit of the world's happiest people volunteer.

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:34:27):
People who tend to feel happier, more satisfied with their lives,
and have fewer symptoms of depression are ones who are volunteering.
Hell yeah, that's h I gotta work on that one.
Number five. Take naps.

Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
Absolutely, We're on top of that.

Speaker 9 (01:34:44):
Yeah, okay, Like quick power naps thirty minutes or less.
It leaves you more focused.

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
No, no, no, I like it's more of a sleep
than a nap knock out for a couple hours.

Speaker 9 (01:34:55):
Well, Daniel, how come you can't take like a thirty
minute nap.

Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
I mean I can be. He's just not the same
as a two hour nap.

Speaker 9 (01:35:04):
I don't know. You know what, Alex will come home
and PLoP down on the couch and close his eyes.
I'm just gonna take a quick nap and he'll wake
up three hours later. I'm like, what are you doing
for him? He's like, I said, don't you miss those
three hours? You could have been doing something. No, I
did something. It was called napping. Yeah anyway, Yeah, quick
power naps. They say thirty minutes or less leave you
more focused, creative, and productive. And that's on top of

(01:35:27):
the nine and a half hours of sleep you need
to get every night. The number six on the list
I love from the eight habits of the world's Happiest People.
Have faith. Doesn't matter what you believe in. Studies show
people who are religious or faithful or are more likely
to describe themselves as very happy.

Speaker 1 (01:35:47):
I believe that.

Speaker 18 (01:35:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:35:48):
Believing in the power of the universe, believing in the
power of God. You know, whatever it is you're believing in,
you need to believe believe in it more. It's good
for you. Any question so far? No, keep going. Number seven,
Limit your TV and social media. Are you ready for this? Yeah,
he's saying the happiest people, the ideal amount is no

(01:36:10):
more than thirty minutes of a day.

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
Of each I totally that TV.

Speaker 9 (01:36:14):
And social media. The problem is, you know some of
the shows we watch are more than thirty minutes long. Right,
so that's one show and a quick skim of your
favorite social media platforms and boom, you're done. Anyone with me?

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
I think when you're on social media all day, all
you're doing is looking at other people's lives and comparing
yourself to you know, do you meet the right standards?
Are you pretty enough? Are you skinny enough? Are you
happy enough? All of these different things and you could
easily just get away from that.

Speaker 9 (01:36:40):
All right, here's one, the last one on the list
of the eight habits of the world's Happiest people, Number eighth.
Maybe not doable for most of us. Do not work
full time?

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
Oh come on, what how do I not do that?

Speaker 12 (01:36:55):
Right?

Speaker 9 (01:36:55):
Okay? The people here yelling who have a four hour
a day job five days a week.

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
No, but there's so much outside of work that we
still do. But also, like, let's take us out of
the mix. The everyday american can't afford that anymore. People
have a full time job and still need another job
with the cost of everything.

Speaker 9 (01:37:14):
Now, well, but hear him out, and maybe it could
help you augment a little bit. Do not work full time?
You won't be happy if you can't make ends meet.
But in a perfect world, part time is better. People
who work less than thirty five hours a week tend
to be the happiest people overall. Oh yeah, and there
you go. So in other words, you gotta find ways

(01:37:36):
to cut corners be less productive at work. I don't know,
remember when you said last week you really should only
be giving eighty five percent at work, not one hundred percent. Yes,
I think this sort of I think this sort of
plays into that a little bit, just saying you, if
you work too hard, you're missing out on other things
that could be more enjoyable, taking care of yourself, going

(01:37:57):
on walks, hanging out with people, socializing, traveling, whatever. No, no,
we got to work, we got we have that. But
he's just he's just a fine ways to uhle's skip
out a little bit, to take it, take a day
off here and there. Yeah, what's scary.

Speaker 4 (01:38:10):
But how do you strike a healthy balance between working
hard and slacking off? I mean, I feel like there's
like a fine line there or something, or you know something.

Speaker 12 (01:38:18):
He's there. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:38:20):
I mean I feel like if you're not paying attention
or you're doing something out of sorts. You know, you
get reprimanded for it. So and that could be the
fifteen percent that you're pulling back on.

Speaker 9 (01:38:33):
I don't know. I just I'm just saying what the
guy is talking about.

Speaker 12 (01:38:35):
Why? Why?

Speaker 9 (01:38:35):
Why you're yelling at me? It's it's interesting. Exercises not
on the list, not on this list anyway, That's well,
it's it's so well in covering again, eight hours of sleep,
at least, eat a plant based breakfast, socialized volunteer, take naps,
have faith, limit your TV and social media, and don't

(01:38:58):
work man. Yeah, okay, the last one's a little iffy. Yeah,
what's that?

Speaker 4 (01:39:03):
Nate?

Speaker 9 (01:39:03):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
Who wrote this list?

Speaker 9 (01:39:05):
Right?

Speaker 13 (01:39:05):
Because I think this has something to do with maybe
where you live?

Speaker 9 (01:39:09):
Right? Well, he traveled Okay, keep in mind, I'll repeat it.
Dan Bututner is an author. He traveled the globe studying
how people live and how they live longer and live
happy lives, and he laid out these top eight habits
of the people he was interviewing who seem to be
the happiest people.

Speaker 12 (01:39:26):
That's it.

Speaker 13 (01:39:27):
So maybe where these people are, they're just naturally happier
because they're in Costa Rica or something could be.

Speaker 9 (01:39:34):
It could be it could be the environment they live in. Absolutely,
it could be. But I mean these are things they
all had in common, getting more sleep, eating better, socializing, volunteering.
I mean those are very to me, they'll seem very
solid benchmarks.

Speaker 1 (01:39:48):
Definitely. Yeah, it just makes me nervous because ours is sleep.

Speaker 9 (01:39:52):
Come on, I would love to do I don't. I
don't even know what that is. I mean, I don't
think I've ever had eight hours this sleep, not in
the past thirty years. But hey, let me ask you
a question. If someone tells you something in confidence and
you swear I'm not gonna I will never ever say
this to anyone what you just told me, Is it

(01:40:13):
still okay to tell your significant other?

Speaker 43 (01:40:15):
No, exactly, you won't tell anybody exactly.

Speaker 9 (01:40:23):
Well know that that that is the foundation of what
was told. Look, I'm gonna trust you with something, but
you can't tell anyone. See, and then you go home,
you tell your significant significant other. People think they're.

Speaker 11 (01:40:35):
Different than I feel like you have to say, or
Sheldon like when you're talking to me and you say,
don't tell anyone, not even Sheldon like, that has to
be in the equation. If not, Sheldon's gonna find out
because I tell them everything exactly.

Speaker 9 (01:40:51):
I bring this up because this was a debate between
several of us several days ago. Oh, like, well, you
told me not to tell anyone, and I didn't, but
I did share it with my significant other. It's a
person exactly person point.

Speaker 11 (01:41:06):
Yeah, don't you just feel like your other half is
kind of like just an extension of yourself?

Speaker 9 (01:41:11):
So that's that's the debate. But no, I don't. But
if someone says, hey, don't tell anyone, I'm not. I'm
not going to tell Alex. I'm not gonna I'm not
going to share that with him.

Speaker 11 (01:41:23):
See my mom always does prefaces it with Danielle. Don't
even tell Sheldon all the time because if there's something
she does she's embarrassed about or whatever, she's like.

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
Please, I know you're gonna tell him. Don't tell him,
like she knows. She knows to tell me that.

Speaker 3 (01:41:36):
Any do you go home and tell him anywhere?

Speaker 2 (01:41:38):
No, then I will.

Speaker 11 (01:41:39):
If it's something like with my mom that's embarrassing and
she really wants to keep it, then I won't.

Speaker 43 (01:41:43):
Tell him, right, Okay, anyway, anything else, Oh my god,
I'm like so shook it right now, because I'm thinking
of all the times that I've said something to one
of my friends and said, don't tell anyone, and then
does there significant other no?

Speaker 2 (01:41:54):
Oh my god? Yep.

Speaker 9 (01:41:56):
Well, because if they're significant other nos, then they may
tell someone and then it starts to multiply.

Speaker 1 (01:42:02):
Right, I don't think, Hell on earth? Oh my god,
hell on earth?

Speaker 12 (01:42:08):
What up? Mate?

Speaker 9 (01:42:09):
I think that was It was a Seinfeld episode, wasn't it.

Speaker 13 (01:42:11):
I think it's generally implied if you tell something to someone,
the significant other finds out.

Speaker 9 (01:42:17):
Given I thought, I like this text. As long as
they're not in the same friend group, then it's okay.

Speaker 12 (01:42:25):
This is.

Speaker 9 (01:42:28):
Someone else says when you're married, you become one person.
So technically you didn't tell anyone. We're not one person.
We're two different people. We're two different people. I don't
want to be the same person as anyone else. I'm
me and they're them.

Speaker 11 (01:42:43):
Do you guys remember the Pretty Little Liar's theme song
to the show. No two can keep a secret if
one of them is dead?

Speaker 2 (01:42:49):
Exactly?

Speaker 9 (01:42:52):
There you go, all right, I'm going to tell you something,
then I'm going to have to kill you.

Speaker 12 (01:42:55):
Right.

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Speaker 9 (01:43:14):
You know, I love this text. It came through. I'm
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Speaker 17 (01:43:17):
Now.

Speaker 9 (01:43:17):
Her name is Lindsay. She is so excited. She's going
on her first date in like four and a half years.
Let's see how she's doing with this. Lindsay, Welcome to
the show. Welcome today. How are you?

Speaker 25 (01:43:30):
Good morning, ladies.

Speaker 7 (01:43:30):
I'm doing well. How are you?

Speaker 9 (01:43:32):
We're doing well? So, okay, let's talk about it. So
you haven't been on a date in over four years?
Was that my choice? Is because you were tied up
with someone else ago? What's going on?

Speaker 10 (01:43:43):
It was by choice.

Speaker 39 (01:43:45):
For most of my twenties, I've always been in a
relationship and both of them didn't really end well, so
I didn't get to enjoy my twenties as much. So
I wanted to take time to do things for myself
and enjoy things for myself that I never.

Speaker 9 (01:43:59):
Got to good. I like that absolutely, But all the while,
were you missing dating a little bit? Or we're totally fine,
just like sitting on the sidelines was.

Speaker 39 (01:44:10):
Purposely Like I was really honestly fine. Like a lot
of people thought I wouldn't be, okay, my family, but
like I actually just really enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:19):
Nice.

Speaker 9 (01:44:20):
Well, that's the thing. And I guess you hung out
with a great group of friends or are you like me,
like more of a loaner. What's your deal?

Speaker 12 (01:44:29):
H Actually, I have.

Speaker 39 (01:44:30):
Four roommates and I spend a lot of time with them,
and I spend a lot of time with my family
as well.

Speaker 9 (01:44:36):
Okay, nice, nice, So what happened here four and a
half years past the last time you had a date?
What clique? Did you meet someone you're like? Okay, let's
give this a tribe. Tell us the story.

Speaker 39 (01:44:48):
I've been trying internet dating for a while because my
work schedule was a little bit more hectic and it's
been really rocky just trying to keep conversation nowadays. And
some thing actually did kind of click and it happened.

Speaker 22 (01:45:03):
Pretty quickly in the last week or so.

Speaker 39 (01:45:06):
But he's local and he actually knows one of my roommates,
which I thought was a little strange.

Speaker 22 (01:45:12):
So we're just going off by that.

Speaker 9 (01:45:15):
I love that So are you excited? I mean, what
are you feeling?

Speaker 39 (01:45:19):
I'm feeling so nervous and anxious, like my anxiety is
getting a little bit more of me. But I'm really excited,
though I have a mixture of emoistion motions.

Speaker 2 (01:45:30):
How do you even pick what to wear do your
first date?

Speaker 1 (01:45:33):
I know, but it's so exciting. Where are you going?

Speaker 27 (01:45:35):
Now?

Speaker 10 (01:45:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:45:36):
So where are you going?

Speaker 12 (01:45:37):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:45:37):
What do you what can you wear?

Speaker 39 (01:45:40):
We're doing dinner in a movie because we both like
horror movies, so we decided we wanted to do.

Speaker 9 (01:45:45):
That horror movies. Horror. Okay, Okay, I didn't sorry about
horror horror. I can see if if you start to
think about it and obsessed over it a little too much,
you're gonna drive yourself nuts. But you're excited. I mean,
it's okay to I don't know. Don't get me wrong.

(01:46:07):
I've been married several years now, and that feeling you
get the butterflies when you're in the dating world, you
kind of forget what that feels like after you've been
in a relationship for a while, right.

Speaker 16 (01:46:20):
And yeah, it makes me really happy though it should.

Speaker 9 (01:46:25):
This is awesome. Good for you. I mean, you know,
you deserve happiness no matter how you get it, dating
or not dating. You know, it's it's totally up to you.
But yeah, here's the other thing. Oh god, I don't
want to like put wood on the on the fire here.
It's when you meet someone and you know, you know
you want to take it slow. You want to just
like be careful with it. You know, you know what

(01:46:46):
I'm saying. You just like you don't want to rush
into anything crazy. At the same time, you know, when
you start to kind of fall for someone a little bit,
and you're way too early for this in this situation,
But when you start falling for someone, I remember that
feeling used to get going. Oh god, I've talked to
us about loud. Don't don't do this. Don't give him
your heart. They're gonna they're gonna stomp on it. Don't
seriously you open you actually, as the song goes, you

(01:47:10):
give them your heart to break.

Speaker 15 (01:47:11):
You know, you're like, okay, oh yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:47:13):
No turning back. And I know you're not there yet,
but the excitement of just getting out there and getting
to know someone like that. What do you guys think?

Speaker 12 (01:47:20):
What do you think?

Speaker 9 (01:47:21):
Gandhi really have you googled him.

Speaker 1 (01:47:23):
Do you know anything about him that you're not supposed
to know yet?

Speaker 39 (01:47:27):
Actually, I haven't googled him, but my roommate has told
me a bunch about him because they're both in different bands,
so they play it, you know, the same.

Speaker 7 (01:47:39):
Shows and stuff together. So he's told me a little
bit about them.

Speaker 1 (01:47:41):
Okay, So we think he's safe and he's okay because
you have some mutual friends. Maybe.

Speaker 16 (01:47:46):
Yeah, he has a really good job from.

Speaker 39 (01:47:49):
What I've been told and whatnot. So and he likes cats,
which is a big thing for me. So yeah, so far.

Speaker 7 (01:47:56):
So good.

Speaker 9 (01:47:57):
Okay, all right, and he's a musician. Could go wrong.

Speaker 11 (01:48:03):
Hope he doesn't try the popcorn trip trick while they're
at the movie.

Speaker 9 (01:48:06):
Oh my god, yeah, oh my god, the.

Speaker 18 (01:48:11):
Movie theater with scissors. You know, we've got a problem.
He's cutting a hole in the bottom of the.

Speaker 9 (01:48:15):
All right, all right, I don't know what the slips
slippery slope to hell. We're trying to have a good time.

Speaker 2 (01:48:19):
He hates He's like, why did I call them?

Speaker 9 (01:48:21):
Well, Lindsay, you know, I bet a lot of people
listening right now are going thinking exactly what we're thinking about.
That the butterflies and the stomach excitement about going on
on a date. I think it's so cool.

Speaker 2 (01:48:30):
Yeah, awesome.

Speaker 9 (01:48:31):
And you know what with the date without a date,
a life in a relationship with life, a life with friends, whatever,
your happiness is all that matters. And so you look
out for number one. You get out there and you
own it. Girl, you have a great time.

Speaker 10 (01:48:43):
Okay, all right, thank you. I'll let you guys know.

Speaker 9 (01:48:47):
How it goes. Yeah, please do absolutely, yeah, well maybe
we should go with you. Where are you going now?

Speaker 1 (01:48:54):
Sitting at the other table.

Speaker 9 (01:48:55):
Thank you, Lindsay, have a great day. Thanks for listening
to us.

Speaker 8 (01:48:58):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tap?

Speaker 9 (01:49:02):
All right, a right, and use your attention here for
the phone tap. All right, right, it's a little different, okay.
We thought rather than calling him someone and saying, you know,
you're about to be sent off to military school, make
him mad, or your your wife is cheating on you
and make him upset, we thought scary would call a
woman and play a game.

Speaker 19 (01:49:26):
HeLa, is this miss Thompson, Fulton Dale, Alabama?

Speaker 42 (01:49:33):
Yeah, it's mister Trivia.

Speaker 19 (01:49:36):
Welcome to another rousing transition of battle of the state's
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Speaker 12 (01:49:43):
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Speaker 19 (01:49:44):
Asking simple American, Simple American trivia questions for over twenty
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Speaker 9 (01:49:49):
How are you feeling today?

Speaker 10 (01:49:51):
Pardon?

Speaker 19 (01:49:52):
You've been rapidly selected trivia with mister Trivia so far today, Devo?
Is that a leading with seventeen points, followed by Arkansas
with fourteen?

Speaker 9 (01:50:02):
New Jersey with three? Are you ready to play with
mister trillion?

Speaker 10 (01:50:06):
I wouldn't be interested in it?

Speaker 12 (01:50:07):
Well, you can wait.

Speaker 19 (01:50:08):
Glorous prizes, hey, Mark Wickadal, tell them what see could
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Speaker 9 (01:50:16):
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That's economical, good mister Fordy and find the ride down
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Speaker 9 (01:50:24):
Would you like to play our game?

Speaker 10 (01:50:26):
No? I wouldn't be interested in it.

Speaker 9 (01:50:28):
What if there was a free prize involved?

Speaker 10 (01:50:30):
What question here we go?

Speaker 9 (01:50:33):
Dollar values of doubled?

Speaker 26 (01:50:35):
How many looks does it take to get to the
center of a tutsi?

Speaker 9 (01:50:40):
Pop?

Speaker 10 (01:50:41):
I have no idea?

Speaker 15 (01:50:43):
Oh, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 10 (01:50:44):
I wouldn't be interested in answering your question, moving right along?

Speaker 15 (01:50:48):
How many wheels are on a tricycle?

Speaker 10 (01:50:50):
I don't know that either.

Speaker 15 (01:50:51):
Oh that is so incorrect, so sorry. Okay, what is
the capital of Alabama?

Speaker 10 (01:50:58):
Montgomery, Rhys, Big Portondale? Tell me what you won?

Speaker 40 (01:51:03):
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Speaker 15 (01:51:15):
Ms Thompson, do you have a fireplace?

Speaker 12 (01:51:18):
No?

Speaker 15 (01:51:18):
Would you like one?

Speaker 10 (01:51:19):
No, sir, I don't have a place for one.

Speaker 19 (01:51:22):
Congratulation since we're gonna give it to you anyway. Now
Here comes the part of the show when we ask
you a little bit about yourself.

Speaker 15 (01:51:30):
Did you grow up in Fultondale, Alabama?

Speaker 10 (01:51:32):
No, we moved here.

Speaker 15 (01:51:33):
You moved here with your husband?

Speaker 10 (01:51:35):
Yes? Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:51:35):
How many years ago?

Speaker 38 (01:51:36):
Was that?

Speaker 39 (01:51:37):
All?

Speaker 10 (01:51:37):
About forty years?

Speaker 15 (01:51:38):
We're about to enter the bonus round. How don't we
get one more question for him?

Speaker 10 (01:51:42):
You're gonna have to hurry. I've got to go.

Speaker 15 (01:51:44):
Oh were you headed today, then, lin lady.

Speaker 10 (01:51:46):
I've got repair people coming in?

Speaker 9 (01:51:48):
Repair people?

Speaker 15 (01:51:49):
Yeah, and what are they gonna fix?

Speaker 10 (01:51:51):
I got a leak in maroof.

Speaker 15 (01:51:53):
I got a leak too. What did you eat for
dinner last night?

Speaker 10 (01:51:56):
Do you want to know what I last night? Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:51:58):
What did you have for dinner?

Speaker 10 (01:51:59):
Wow? Southern cooking black eyed peas.

Speaker 15 (01:52:02):
Blacks is correct.

Speaker 19 (01:52:04):
Congratulations, Miss Thompson, and thank you for playing.

Speaker 15 (01:52:07):
My name is mister Trivia. Hey, let me ask you something.
What are your turn ons?

Speaker 12 (01:52:11):
Miss?

Speaker 10 (01:52:11):
I'd better not answer that now.

Speaker 15 (01:52:13):
Who's the last time you and your husband did it?

Speaker 10 (01:52:16):
No answer to that? That's too personal. Now I've got
to go. I've got somebody at the.

Speaker 19 (01:52:20):
Door for two hundred dollars. Please tell me the last
time you and your husband Nate?

Speaker 9 (01:52:25):
Whoopie.

Speaker 10 (01:52:26):
That's too personal. I'm not going to answer that question.
I've got to go.

Speaker 15 (01:52:30):
Has it been a couple of months or a couple
of years?

Speaker 9 (01:52:32):
Because if you could.

Speaker 27 (01:52:33):
Tell me, we will give you one thousand dollars.

Speaker 10 (01:52:38):
Oh back, two three weeks. I got to go. Somebody
at the door.

Speaker 15 (01:52:44):
Let's take the phones to the door.

Speaker 9 (01:52:45):
We'll ask them the question.

Speaker 10 (01:52:46):
It won't go to the door. I've got to go.

Speaker 15 (01:52:48):
Phone won't reach How long is your husband's cord?

Speaker 10 (01:52:52):
It's about a foot long. That's all.

Speaker 19 (01:52:56):
My name is mister Trivia Broadcasting for the Tower.

Speaker 10 (01:53:00):
I got to go.

Speaker 9 (01:53:03):
Spokade Washington.

Speaker 10 (01:53:04):
You have a good day.

Speaker 15 (01:53:05):
Hey, thank you for playing. You've been a great sport today.

Speaker 10 (01:53:07):
Miss Okay.

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Bye to Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participates.

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Speaker 9 (01:53:35):
Yeah, so Nate has to go to the dermatologist today,
and everyone should go once a year. You need to
get a checked out. You never know what's on your
body that could be killing you. Literally, you know, it's
it's good to get it checked out. And then when
you get a good, clean bill of health, you're like, Okay, good,
I didn't destroy my skin this year. But he has
to be totally naked, exposed to the world right in

(01:53:56):
front of your doctor.

Speaker 12 (01:53:57):
Good.

Speaker 9 (01:53:58):
They need to see every square interview and they look
at you with a magnifying glass. Really, yeah, they want
to see you if you have anything going on with
your skin. It's good. So it got us talking about,
you know, all the professions out there where people have
to see naked people every day, multiple people every day naked.
So I'm assuming I must make the assumption that after
a while it's like it's another naked person. It just

(01:54:19):
really is nothing more than that. Like Leslie A nine eleven,
for instance, she's a paramedic. You see naked people all
the time. Good morning, Leslie. Thank you for being out
there being a paramedic and keeping people alive. We appreciate that.

Speaker 6 (01:54:32):
Thank it's good to talk to you. I listen to
you guys every single day.

Speaker 9 (01:54:35):
Well, thank you so much. Now, on average, how many
nude bodies do you see per day or per week?

Speaker 39 (01:54:42):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (01:54:42):
At least once a shift.

Speaker 9 (01:54:44):
Yeah, you have to rip the clothes off and turn
to a wound or something. I mean, what's the number
one reason you have to see people naked if you're
a paramedic.

Speaker 6 (01:54:52):
Well, it varies. Sometimes they die that way, Sometimes they
have injuries, Sometimes they have problems with ex that they
can't get out.

Speaker 9 (01:55:02):
Wait, let's back up. Oh so yeah, sometimes they put
things in places they shouldn't be putting them in those places, right, Yes,
so you can pull that up.

Speaker 17 (01:55:13):
It creates a sumption.

Speaker 6 (01:55:15):
Yes, sure, that's pretty embarrassing when you walk in their
house and they're like trying to be discreet about it,
but their pants are at their ankles and they're just
unable to get up because are stuck.

Speaker 9 (01:55:26):
Yeah, sometimes you can't get them out anyway. So you
see naked people all the time. So before you were
a paramedic, if you saw, if you saw a nude body,
I'm assuming it was a different thing back then than
it is now because now it's your job now you
have to see them in Usually they're in a weird
state of health.

Speaker 6 (01:55:43):
Absolutely, and it's just like looking at someone's hands or
their face.

Speaker 12 (01:55:46):
It just becomes another body part.

Speaker 11 (01:55:48):
But wait, but come on, There's never been a time
where something was really weird or really big where you
were like, oh, come on, did you see that?

Speaker 10 (01:55:58):
You know?

Speaker 6 (01:55:59):
Yeah, there was a younger teenager that went to the
trauma day and when they were finished removing his clothes
that kind of sumped over his leg and hit the
table and a sound.

Speaker 9 (01:56:12):
What a lucky guy. Yeah. Absolutely.

Speaker 12 (01:56:18):
You know.

Speaker 9 (01:56:18):
A friend of mine is a mortician and he said,
they all, you know, when they're having to take care
of the body and do the embalming whatever. Every once
in a while they look at each other and go,
oh my god, a lot of people are gonna cry
at that funeral.

Speaker 12 (01:56:35):
Anyway.

Speaker 9 (01:56:36):
All right, but Leslie, you know what, you do it
for a living, so the nude body to use like
no big thing, unless it's that guy you're talking about exactly.
All right, Leslie, have a great day. Thanks for talking
about nudity, and we appreciate it.

Speaker 17 (01:56:48):
Thank you.

Speaker 22 (01:56:48):
I love you guys every day.

Speaker 18 (01:56:50):
You too, She said, it slumped over his leg and
made a sound when it hit the table.

Speaker 9 (01:56:55):
God, what's that all about, Amanda?

Speaker 10 (01:57:00):
Is a line?

Speaker 12 (01:57:01):
Three?

Speaker 9 (01:57:02):
Now, Amanda work for a tanning salon, so you do
spray tans for men and women. So Amanda, I must
assume nudity to you is just another day at the office, right.

Speaker 23 (01:57:12):
It's just another day at the office, right, I mean,
you've seen it all, so I'm sure people.

Speaker 9 (01:57:19):
Are very, very very nervous about taking their clothes off
in front of you, some more than others, right, I
mean yeah, I.

Speaker 23 (01:57:27):
Just really try and make everybody feel comfortable, you know,
like it really is just another day for me. And
I feel like once you've seen one, you've seen it all,
you know.

Speaker 9 (01:57:38):
Yeah, I'm with you. You guys agree, Yeah, yeah, see
we're we're doing what we do for a living. We
just don't really have nudity here, so we're kind of
jealous in a way, I guess. I don't know anyway,
So are people spray tanning their private parts? Are guys
doing that?

Speaker 7 (01:57:55):
They do here?

Speaker 23 (01:57:58):
We don't have a lot of them, but you know,
occasionally we have the special guys that come in.

Speaker 9 (01:58:08):
Guys, what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:58:09):
Special guys?

Speaker 23 (01:58:11):
Most of the time they're a little weird again special,
I don't know. They have special requests for how they're
sprays hands because you know, when when it is not yes,

(01:58:33):
the last when it's not hard, you know, it shrenks
up and you don't get all of the skin exposed,
so they need to.

Speaker 9 (01:58:42):
Stretch it out. Stretch that, now, do you do you
do both sides?

Speaker 23 (01:58:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:58:55):
Do you think some of these guys.

Speaker 23 (01:58:56):
And under a car they just kind of have to
like fift it up and you know, okay.

Speaker 9 (01:59:00):
Yeah, Hey, Amanda, do you think some of these guys
come in and they just have their thing spray tand
because they just want you to touch it.

Speaker 14 (01:59:10):
I don't know, there's.

Speaker 7 (01:59:13):
Literally no doubt in my mind about that.

Speaker 12 (01:59:16):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (01:59:17):
Well, God, God help them please if that's how you
get your jolly's. I just don't know if I want
mine tand I mean I don't want to go. Hey,
look at my waiting, Look at my brown look at that.
I just don't know if it's my conversation I want
to have with someone.

Speaker 23 (01:59:36):
They are very surprised when the cold solution hits their
package and all of their neighbors go north.

Speaker 9 (01:59:43):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 11 (01:59:45):
I mean when when when you get a spray tnd
it is it really is cold wherever it touches.

Speaker 2 (01:59:50):
You're like, oh, you do that little jumping.

Speaker 9 (01:59:52):
By the way, do we all agree Amanda has walked
through this minefield. You have done such a great job
and tried describe this stuff. Amanda, you get at the
blue ribbon of the day. Thanks for listening to us, Amanda,
and good luck this weekend.

Speaker 23 (02:00:06):
Hey, thanks guys for being the best part of my morning.

Speaker 9 (02:00:08):
Well, thank you for being the best part of our morning. Actually,
gotta be honest. Let's go talk to Ashley on line
twenty four. Ashley sees nudity works at a prison. So Ashley,
in what different situations working in a prison do you
see nude people?

Speaker 20 (02:00:25):
Well, normally when like people come in to visit. We
are just supposed to just pat them down to make
sure that they don't have anything extra. But a lot
of girls when a lot of girls, when I ask
them to like shake out their broth, they just lift
up their shirt and show me all I got.

Speaker 9 (02:00:41):
Right At that point, I'm just like, I'm in prison.
What else do I have to lose?

Speaker 10 (02:00:46):
Right?

Speaker 20 (02:00:46):
I also have one. I had one girl when I
told her, I'm like, go ahead, step in the shakedown room.
I gotta get this girl.

Speaker 41 (02:00:52):
I will.

Speaker 20 (02:00:53):
I'm pet her down, ar I'm gonna go check her
and then I'll come back. And I walk in the
room and she's completely naked, and I'm like, no, no, no, no,
this is just a pat sir. It's like, I'm not
getting in you.

Speaker 9 (02:01:05):
She's like, you know what, I'm going to remove all doubt,
just take.

Speaker 3 (02:01:07):
It all off.

Speaker 20 (02:01:08):
I don't know pretty much. I was like, I don't
need to see all that.

Speaker 9 (02:01:13):
Well you did, Ashley. Thank you for working working in
the penal system. I guess we could.

Speaker 2 (02:01:21):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 12 (02:01:23):
No.

Speaker 9 (02:01:24):
Thanks for being on the front lines, Ashley. You stay safe, okay,
and thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 20 (02:01:28):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 9 (02:01:29):
And finally, Nicole Line twenty three. Nicole, why are you laughing?

Speaker 2 (02:01:33):
Because I'm just thinking, Nate.

Speaker 11 (02:01:35):
When Dina does your spray tand do you let her
see your package?

Speaker 12 (02:01:39):
No?

Speaker 33 (02:01:40):
I kind of wear very revealing underwear, but I don't
let her see the pack.

Speaker 9 (02:01:44):
Hey, Nicole, how you doing? Nicole is a massage therapist,
and you know what I love. I love getting a
great massage. I'm going to get one in a couple
of days. And you know, a lot of my friends
are so adamant against taking off all their clothes and
getting under the sheet, even though there's a great chance
you're not gonna see everything, or you might Who cares,

(02:02:05):
It's a massage. So Nicole, you all right, show's done.
We'll come back tomorrow and do it again until next time.
Say peace out, everybody. He's out, everybody,