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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The morses of this program were pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
We've been on.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Elistan in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
We got this text earlier and I thought we should
try to get Amber on who she sent the text online. Nineteen.
Hey Amber, Hi, good morning, well, good morning. Now before
you say one one word about this text, can you
tell us what prompted you to text us this story
about your husband?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
So this morning, I guess it was maybe a pre
show and old recording. You guys are talking about leaving
key some call it any welscus and then you before
you guys went to break you guys were saying like,
because of what you lose, like if you've got a
fake arm, you had to tell the person I find

(00:46):
you was saying like her friend.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, okay, yeah, that was not like an old conversation
they played back before the show started about you know,
missing body parts. So tell everyone what you said in
your text. It's it's kind of interesting. This is what
got our attention.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
So my husband, now, when we certainly made things official,
I went to kiss him and I literally just put
my hand, slipped my hand across his ear.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Nfell off.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
His ear fell off, His ear fell off.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Now it's whole ear.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
He did like roll down his arm. I mean, what
did the ear? What does the falling ear look like?
How does that? What are the optimum.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Spectato head like? And you can put their ear on
their nose on it's literally like in this potato head.
He put his ear on and it's so into my hand,
and yeah, I guess I thought I broke up, Like
how does that happen?

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
How does just fall off?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I hope you apologize, of.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Course I did. I'm thought, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
And well, that's that's unusual to knock someone's ear off.
You gotta you gotta admit. It doesn't happen every day,
you know. But so he quickly put it back on.
Does it snap on? Is there a velcrow thing? I mean,
how does this work?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
So he had to take it because I'm like, I
don't know what to do with this. So he's I
think he did. It's like magnetic, so he just kind
of magnet. He just pushed the backle on.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Butgnetic, and well that'd be awful if he like walked
next to a magnet and his ear just flew off
sideways and landed on the wall. I mean, do you
imagine he.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Was a great magnet for the fruite.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Wow, look at that? Was he at least he knows
where it isn't night? Was he embarrassed? I mean, how
did he respond to that?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
He's extremely embarrassed and that's very sensitive about.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
It's not that you don't care. You're on the radio
talking about it. So okay, I mean, look, you know,
I get it. I would be embarrassed and my ear
flew off too. But since then you've married and you're
in love with him ear or no ear. It's very
it's very vang god, very vang.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Good.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Well, give him our love, but don't tell me you
were talking about it on the show.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
I hope you Okay, you won't even know.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Okay, he's sleeping, well, I hope he's not listening with
his good ear.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
Wait wait when he goes to sleep, does he take
his zeo off?

Speaker 5 (03:16):
He does?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (03:18):
Have we gotten a better way to secure it?

Speaker 7 (03:22):
No?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Unfortunately he had a bad car action and that's just
how they did it twenty plus years ago.

Speaker 8 (03:28):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Okay, yeah, tone of him, but it doesn't at this
point because you have to replace them, because it's just
it's a pathetic. You have to get it.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
Replaced.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
I got you because the materials break down.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
But look at that, you guys are living the life.
He's your husband, you love him. It just so happens
he's missing an ear. Okay, Oh well, it's all good.
You have it better off than most of us, So
you're good. Amber. Thank you for calling and all the best,
and thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Thank you having a great day, guys.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Thanks for the story. I thought you'd find that interesting.
Oh yeah, you go to kiss someone in their ear
falls off?

Speaker 9 (04:07):
Yeah, I don't you know. I like zombies and stuff,
But that's what I would have thought right away.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
It would lead you down that path, would it not. Finally, yeah,
Daniel would be happy about the zombie Apocalypta. So much
happening today. Let's get into the latest news from Gandhi.

Speaker 10 (04:23):
What's going on all right, strapping everybody, It's election day
and there is some info that you need to know.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
Nearly half of the.

Speaker 10 (04:29):
States in the District of Columbia allow for same day
voter registration, So if you are somebody who might be wondering,
Google to see if you are eligible. Also, make sure
you're not wearing anything that supports or complains about a
specific candidate or issue. It's called electioneering.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
It's not allowed. Yeah you can.

Speaker 10 (04:45):
You cannot show up with a Kamalo shirt, a Maga hat,
none of that stuff. It's called electioneering. Danielle Twenty one
states ban it because they don't want anybody to feel
intimidated or feel that there's undue influence. You don't want
to spend all that time in the line only to
get there and be told you got to go back
and change. That would be very annoying. Leave your gear
at home. The Boeing strike is over. Workers with the

(05:08):
International Association of Machinists voted yesterday to accept the airplane
manufacturer's latest offer, enduring the most ending the most expensive
US strike in a quarter century. The latest offer came
after two previous rejections and was approved by fifty nine percent.
It will give workers a forty three percent raise over
four years, but it does not include the return of

(05:28):
a pension plan, a sticking point in previous offers.

Speaker 6 (05:31):
The nearly two.

Speaker 10 (05:32):
Month long strike is estimated to have cost Boeing more
than six and a half billion dollars.

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Speaker 6 (05:38):
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Speaker 10 (05:42):
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There are changes to routine, of course, we know that
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(06:02):
sunrise and sunset. So now bedtime, meal times, and walk
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Speaker 11 (06:08):
Cats smack my face now at three am instead of
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Speaker 9 (06:11):
There you go, thanks guys.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
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Speaker 10 (06:15):
Also look for signs of anxiety like pacing, whining, or
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all seen a cow?

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Have you?

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yes, you've seen a cow. You've been in the same
vicinity as a cow? Yeah? Yeah, scary? Can you talk
eating for just a moment?

Speaker 9 (07:32):
Sounds delicious? Scared?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, we're listening to you chomping away a second ago.
So Travel and Leisure one of my favorite magazines. They
did a survey, but Americans between eleven and twenty four
years old, fifty four percent say they've never seen a
cow in real life. Wow, there's one hundred million cows

(07:56):
in this country of ours. You would think that you'd
bump into one eventually, right, Yeah, for sure. According to
the survey, that means the majority of the generation between
eleven and twenty four has never seen a cow in person.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
WHOA.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
In that same group of people between eleven and twenty
four years old, forty three percent have never gone camping
or even hiking. That's a less yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Twenty seven percent have never seen the sunrise.

Speaker 10 (08:24):
Wow, that's one of the prettiest things in the world.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Nineteen percent of them have never cooked a meal from scratch.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
I'm part of that.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeh Fifteen percent have never left the state where they
were born, and thirteen percent have never sent something in
the mail.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Wo.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Wow, Well I kind of understand that, yeah, but never
seen a cow out front. I remember the first time
I took Scary in Danielle and some other morning show
people to Iowa for the Iowa State Fair.

Speaker 9 (08:59):
Yeah was so cool, and so I took them.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Out to the livestock pavilion and Scary looked like he
was looking at aliens who just landed. Scary had never
seen anything like that. I had never seen a pig.
We were fascinated with the pigs testicles as well. We're
all huge, they're massive testicles massive, Ye, go ahead.

Speaker 12 (09:20):
But no, I'm just saying like, I've never I've never
been between bales of hay like that inside of one
of those.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
I've never barn barns.

Speaker 12 (09:29):
And I had seen a cow just once before on
a class trip years before, but other than that, I
didn't see any of that livestock ever. I don't think
I've ever even been around a horse before that, you know.
And those animals that the one are the ones that
like peck at you with the long necks. They're like this,
those are ostriches.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Was it a mastrid or whatever.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
I don't know what you saw they had. That's the
good thing about the eye and everything.

Speaker 13 (09:57):
It was.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
One of the my eyeballs out.

Speaker 11 (10:00):
My sister in law is deathly afraid of cows, like
so she won't even have like a cow something in
her house like and I was gonna folloween dress up
like a cow to scare her.

Speaker 9 (10:10):
Yeah, she she just I know she. I don't know
what it is.

Speaker 11 (10:14):
She just has this fear of cows. It's it's it's funny.
I mean it's sad, but it's funny. It's like my
fear of clowns.

Speaker 9 (10:20):
Hers is cows.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Oh it, well, clowns can can murder you.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (10:24):
I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
I don't know why stand there.

Speaker 9 (10:27):
Yeah, I kind of ask her what it is.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
They just kind of hang out. They're beautiful, beautiful creatures.
Those cows, they have those big eyeballs. My favorite are
the horses. Horses are to me are just so beautiful.
They're so gorgeous, but scary. You didn't want to get
near the horse because they are big. I mean, this
is a big horse. I was fascinated with.

Speaker 12 (10:44):
They just kind of like let it, let stuff fall
out of their rear end, just whenever they want.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
They don't have the social norms that we have. Scary
they they could just walk and crap.

Speaker 9 (10:55):
They're gonna excuse me while I took a dump.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Baff roboos.

Speaker 13 (11:01):
Look.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
But anyway, back to the survey, though, forty three percent
of eleven to twenty four year olds people have never
camped or gone hiking. So I challenge you, if you're
under twenty four years old, I challenge you go do
these things. Yeah, go camping, go hiking. Once you stay
up and watch a sunrise. I got when I was
around twenty four years old. I was I saw every

(11:25):
sunrise because I was out and I was up and
I was in the cause of trouble. You know what
I'm saying. Yeah, and now the Horors, Gopees producer Sam and.

Speaker 9 (11:33):
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Let people help you. Your date is a five Libra.

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Speaker 2 (13:01):
There is an article a plain View Middle school teacher
has been pulled from the classroom after handing out an
assignment to fifth graders asking them who they would allow
into a fallout shelter an event of a nuclear attack.
It's almost like do marry or kill? But you know,
in a fallout shelter with kids, can you just kill?

Speaker 9 (13:22):
As an assignment.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Underneath the questions were a potential answer, Yes, we're potential
answers that included okay, here it is, so, here's their assignment.
I have a copy of it. Oh, it's called fallout shelter.
An unknown enemy has launched a nuclear strike on Long
Island because of advanced warning technology. You are aware that
you have twenty minutes to get yourself into a fallout
shelter located in your neighborhood. When you arrive, ten other

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people wanting to get in will greet you. The shelter
has enough supplies for you and six other people to
survive the three months you must remain inside. Before you
come out safely, your group must decide unanimously who will
be brought in and who will be left out, And
then they give you the list of people to choose from.

Speaker 6 (14:06):
Stop it.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Will you allow the following people or not allow the
following people into your fallout shelter for three months? Number one,
a sixteen year old pregnant girl discuss I dare you?

Speaker 8 (14:18):
No?

Speaker 6 (14:18):
Are you serious?

Speaker 9 (14:20):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Let me just give you the list.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
Wait, are we giving you yes or nose for each one?

Speaker 2 (14:23):
You're not gonna how can we're not gonna let a
sixteen year old pregnant girl in?

Speaker 10 (14:26):
Well, because that's a lot of liability with a baby.
If you're in a fallout shelter, you don't know what's
gonna go on. You don't know if you're gonna have
to have a quick escape at some point and a
baby's gonna drive.

Speaker 11 (14:34):
How you're gonna feed the baby like you gotta make
sure you have the supplies ahead of time.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Well, there's no baby. If you leave rout, she'll be incinerated.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
We don't know that for sure.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Okay, keep in mind these are these are all thrown
out two fifth graders. Okay. Would you let into the
shelter a police officer with multiple charges of brutality pending
against him? Or would you let in a thirty eight
year old retired prostitute? Or would you let in a
seventy five year old priest? It's a priest, but he's
seventy five, right, No, would you let in a thirty

(15:06):
five year old sterile female doctor. Hell yes, how about
a husband and wife they refuse to be separated. He's
a lawyer, he's an alcoholic.

Speaker 10 (15:16):
Nope, annoying?

Speaker 6 (15:17):
Why they're annoying?

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Would you let in a thirty one year old homosexual architect?

Speaker 6 (15:23):
Hell yeah, build for us in the Would you let.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
In a fifty year old musician previously addicted to cocaine?

Speaker 10 (15:32):
Is there cocaine in the shelter?

Speaker 2 (15:35):
He's previously previously?

Speaker 9 (15:37):
Then he's okay, he's going to entertain us if he
brings this to but.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Willy, and finally, the list of ten people you have
to think about? Letting in a twenty eight year old
drifter with no skills whatsoever?

Speaker 6 (15:46):
No, that's just food.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Okay, give a minute.

Speaker 11 (15:50):
I have a question though, Were there is this a quiz?
Were they're wrong and right? Answers like did you get
graded on it?

Speaker 2 (15:56):
I'm trying to figure out the logic. I think she
wanted them to talk it out. Yeah, to understand that
it's a priest. But he's seventy five? What grade is
this for? Fifth grade? And I know what a prostitute is? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (16:10):
Yeah, she is she still teaching?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Well she has been. I do believe she's been suspended.
Students in the teacher's health class, we're given an assignment
other choices. Your group must decide unanimously who will you
brought in, who will be left out? And then you
have to discuss. The teacher, who has not publicly is
not identified, will remain out of the classroom until an

(16:36):
investigation is concluded. So there you go. Interesting.

Speaker 10 (16:40):
I don't think the teacher should have gotten suspended. I
know I'm the only person who doesn't think that, but
I think it's interesting. It's one of those assignments those
kids are going to remember forever, and it makes you
really think and discuss why why would you pick these people?
Why would you not? I don't see the huge deal
with it. I know some of the subject matter is
a little stetchy, but come on, fifth graders they know
all this stuff anyway, I know it's sure.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
How old are fifth grader is eleven twelve?

Speaker 10 (17:02):
They are like ten eleven.

Speaker 9 (17:04):
They have the internet, proby, they know what prostitutes are.

Speaker 11 (17:06):
They do maybe the teacher could have rolled a hoe
the whole.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Ass Okay, all right, should just call the pizza. So
here we are having the discussion, so let me put
this out to you. Now there's Scary, Gandhi, Danielle, Nate, Me, Scotty,
Bee and Diamond. I'm just looking at the people who
are right here with us. Seven people, but there's only
room for five of us. We have to eliminate two

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people and not let them into our fallout shelter.

Speaker 9 (17:36):
Okay, Oh damn hmm, you'll get to vote, right.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
I don't know my name's on the T shirt. I
already got eliminated, yeah, froggy. Okay. So we have there's
seven of us, right, one, two, three, four, five, six,
eight of us. Okay, now there's eight, but we can
only let five people in. We have to eliminate three.

Speaker 10 (17:59):
We to eliminate three. I have my three.

Speaker 6 (18:02):
You already have it.

Speaker 9 (18:03):
You didn't think about.

Speaker 6 (18:04):
It, about it for a minute.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Going to eliminade and why?

Speaker 10 (18:08):
Okay, no brainer? Scary and Scotty out.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Okay, Scotty, you are out.

Speaker 10 (18:13):
Because Scotty gets hurt so easily all the time. He
gets a paper cut and he's like, I'm dying.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
I have an infection.

Speaker 10 (18:18):
It's gonna be I can't deal with that.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
That would be fatiguing.

Speaker 10 (18:22):
I guess I love him and he's hilarious.

Speaker 9 (18:24):
Scotty has two kids, so I feel like he needs
I feel bad.

Speaker 6 (18:27):
Yeah, you need to go be a.

Speaker 10 (18:27):
Dad too too.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
My kids aren't coming. I'm saying if he does, if.

Speaker 9 (18:31):
He gets all, that's right now, I forget that far.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Okay, so scary, you're eliminating.

Speaker 10 (18:34):
Yeah, come on, dude, I never get sick.

Speaker 12 (18:36):
I'm an asset.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
You would eat all the food, all the resources would.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Be you would eat every can of corn.

Speaker 9 (18:41):
Yeah, but if something happened, you could eat his calves.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
You do have big meaty calves. But who's the third.

Speaker 10 (18:48):
I hate to do this, and I'm only doing it
because I went off the grid with her, and she
is not a survivalist.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Diamond has to go, Diamond, Diamond, Diamond. She's not letting
you come down in the shell.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
Well, let's turn the karaoke machine on.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
A bother of the karaoke machine not allowed in the shell.

Speaker 10 (19:07):
I'd like to say for the record, Diamond really hurts
my soul. It would be a very very difficult decision.
But I just know that if you know there was
the smallest inconvenience, she's gonna burn the whole thing till ground.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Damn Okay, back to the story. I totally see how
this could perpetuate all an interesting conversation as long as
the kids are smart enough to do it.

Speaker 11 (19:26):
I think there's other ways to get smart conversations going
than that. Speaking by the way, here's why this is scary.
And we know that unfortunately we're having these kinds of
drills in school because unfortunately this is the world we
live in. So to put that in front of these
kids is a reality. And then say, here, choose who's

(19:48):
coming in your shelter?

Speaker 9 (19:49):
Like that to me, especially at that age.

Speaker 11 (19:51):
Maybe in college they can figure it out and around
and it's better, but not that age, And that's I
think it's nuts.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
It's so Sophie's choice, all right. So yeah, to choose
from an emotional fifty year old premon apostle woman's who's
me is suffering empty nest syndrome? Do we want that
in our shelter? I don't know. How about a pre
alcoholic fifty nine year old homosexual disc chalk? Do you

(20:19):
want me in your shelter? How about a forty three
year old man that might be a murderer.

Speaker 10 (20:27):
This is turning out terribly these descriptions.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
How about Oh, should we let this woman in a
thirty something year old menace that's prone to kidney infections?

Speaker 10 (20:37):
I I just got one.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
You're prone. I don't want you in my fallout shelter.
How about a forty something year old man child that
loves to eat scary?

Speaker 10 (20:49):
You can't have heavy eaters in a lot of situations
to be.

Speaker 9 (20:52):
People that you can Yeah, in a ration, he's not
going to in our shelter.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Do we want a horny Tampa Bay Bucks fan that
loves gadgets.

Speaker 10 (21:01):
That was kind of winning?

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Hey, suck in there, you're in fraud, Danielle report Danielle.

Speaker 11 (21:09):
All right, So Liam Payne's funeral will be happening very soon.
His body arrived back in Britain on Monday and he
will be laid to rest in a private ceremony this week.
His family isn't even revealing the day or the time
of the funeral, but a source close to the situation
is saying that they are going to be a series
of song tributes from some very big acts, as he
loved singing and he loved making music until the end,

(21:30):
and of course tons of a listers are going to
be coming, you know, to the funeral, and I'm sure
we're going to hear more and more about it as
the week goes on.

Speaker 6 (21:39):
So I don't know if.

Speaker 11 (21:40):
You've been following our friend Mark and Peanut the Squirrel,
but unfortunately the DEEC came in, took Peanut, took Fred
the raccoon and put them both down, and people are outraged.
It's incredible what has been happening. Chris Cuomo is talking
about it, TMZ is talking about it. There have been

(22:01):
bomb threats. I mean, it's getting it's getting really really crazy.
I know there's still an online petition. I know that
you can donate to the GoFundMe because there's also a
Peanut the Squirrel farm there. He rescues more animals. So
if you just google Peanut the Squirrel and you don't
know what's going on, there's a lot going on. I
don't know, Gandhi, can you add to it?

Speaker 8 (22:20):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (22:20):
Yeah, I have been talking to Mark a little bit. However,
he's supposed to be on with us tomorrow, okay, but
then I haven't heard from him. I sirt back and
was like, here are we still good for Wednesday? And
he's gone silent. So I don't know if there's like
a bunch of stuff going on. But Mark, yeah, get
a hold of me.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
Come on.

Speaker 11 (22:36):
Kelly Clarkson will host NBC's Christmas at Rockefeller Center Holiday
Special for the second year in a row.

Speaker 9 (22:41):
She announced yesterday on her show.

Speaker 11 (22:43):
It is going to be happening Wednesday, December fourth, eight
to ten pm Eastern Time on NBC and Peacock. And
this year's tree is from Massachusetts, and yeah, we cannot
wait because it's just another way to celebrate the holidays.
Miami Beach has taken back Diddy's key to the city.
They gave him that back in twenty fifteen, and obviously
we all know why that came back.

Speaker 10 (23:04):
Do they change the lock?

Speaker 9 (23:05):
I think it happens through it's not a real key.

Speaker 6 (23:07):
It all work.

Speaker 11 (23:09):
Britney Spears is venturing into the jewelry business.

Speaker 9 (23:12):
I don't know if you saw this, but shes got
a new line.

Speaker 11 (23:14):
It's called Be Tiny, and she announced on Instagram and
she showed us a sample at her logo and a
hand chain with some blue and green gemstone. So you know,
I don't know, if you love Britney you may want
to get your hands on her jewelry.

Speaker 9 (23:27):
When she actually launches. It Rose and Bruno Mars.

Speaker 11 (23:30):
Their song apt has grabbed the second week at the
top of the Billboard Global two hundred and the Billboard
Global excluding US charts. The track is also the first
song since the charts began in September twenty twenty to
get over two hundred million streams globally over this happened
in more than one week, So congratulations to them because
that song.

Speaker 9 (23:49):
I love that song so awesome.

Speaker 11 (23:51):
All Right, I know today is election day, a lot
of people may need to kind of get away from
watching the election coverage.

Speaker 9 (23:58):
Maybe you want to feel good movie.

Speaker 11 (24:00):
So there's a list of the top twenty feel good movies.
So I'll give you this is from ranker dot com.
I'll just give you the top five Forrest Gump, Toy Story,
Watch any of them. They'll all make you smile, Ratituey, Shrek,
and number one they're saying is finding Nemo. So if
you want to feel good, that's look, my money's on Jumanji.
That came in at number eleven. But if you want

(24:20):
to laugh and have a great night, watch Jumanji, the
new one.

Speaker 9 (24:23):
It's so good. And what are we watching? It's all
about election?

Speaker 11 (24:26):
Night other than the movies I've just told you, or
you can stream, of course something else if you want to.
But there's election coverage everywhere.

Speaker 9 (24:34):
You know that. And that is my Danielle Report.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
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Speaker 2 (24:40):
I was listening to A Women's World and I sent
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Speaker 10 (24:47):
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Speaker 6 (24:52):
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Speaker 1 (25:10):
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Speaker 2 (25:15):
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Speaker 1 (25:29):
Wendy's elis in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
All right, I'm glad we could get together because before
the show this morning, Gandhi told me what happened to
her last night, and I told her, I said, this
is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard you say, Gandhi,
I call bs on what you're telling. Okay, So is
Brandon your boyfriend?

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Is he?

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Is he willing to play along with this?

Speaker 10 (25:53):
He is willing to play along. Yeah, he's the only
other witness to what happened. Half witness, He's a half witness.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Well, no, he's there, He's the only witness. Probably. Let's
bring Brandon on and let's connect him to the room
because this is very important stuff. Hi Brandon, we miss you.
I wish we could see you soon.

Speaker 17 (26:09):
Good morning, Let's do it all right?

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Oh he's ready? Hey, all right, Well, welcome.

Speaker 6 (26:16):
To the Seaman's Court. Uh, we're in this corner.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Brandon woke up and found a puddle of moisture in
the bed, he shares with girlfriend Gandhi. He looks over
and asks, did you wet the bed? Gandhi replies with
the most ridiculous story I've ever heard? Okay, are you
ready for the people's court. Yeah, all right, here we go, Brandon.

(26:43):
Do you want to start first? Let me type this, Kay,
Brandon is going first. Okay, good, Sorry, I'm still using
my my royal typewriter. All right, Brandon, do you want
to tell us exactly what happened this morning?

Speaker 4 (26:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (26:56):
Absolutely, kill some Gandhi comes in every morning to wake
me up because I'm terrible at waking up. So she
gave me a nice hug to wake up this morning.
And when she left and walked out of the room,
I stretched and I got out of the bed, and
when I went to take my morning tea, the whole

(27:21):
side of my pants was wet, my s my wave pants,
my waist, my shirt was wet. And at that point
I yelled downstairs to ask her if she peed the bed,
and she told me that no, in the middle of
the night, that she was dumping water on her feet,

(27:46):
washing her feet.

Speaker 13 (27:47):
In the middle of the bed.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
All right, three o'clock in the morning, all right, So
that was her excuse. That was her excuse. Lame, lame
lad water on their feet. Okay, now let's hear Gandhi God.
This morning, this morning, your boyfriend Brandon awoke up to
a side of moist and he is convinced it's not

(28:09):
his urine, it's yours. Do you wish to state your
side of the story.

Speaker 10 (28:13):
Yes, I would like to say it's not urine at all,
because Brandon, first of all, do I or do I
not do crazy things in my sleep all the time?

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Like talk? You will will not You will not talk
to the witness. You will not talk to you will
just address, just address the court. Okay, this witness is
being belligerent.

Speaker 10 (28:31):
Well, all right, fine, Brandon knows I am full of
crazy things in my sleep. I move around, I talk,
I kick people. I have sleep paralysis. Sometimes I yell.
All kinds of things happen in my sleep.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
So in the hell, I know what you do in
your sleep. You're asleep thisause, he tells me.

Speaker 10 (28:49):
People record it. They take video of me sleeping with
my eyes half open because I have crazy sleep issue.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Okay, all right, so tell everyone what happened then.

Speaker 10 (28:57):
So, approximately three thirty, I had a dream that I
was at the beach with my parents and I needed
to desperately wash my feet off with water, which actually
happens when I'm with my parents at the beach. I
woke up to me and my water bottle dumping water
on my feet. Only so the fact that it's somehow
all over him. He says it was from his toes
to his back. One who peas like that too. I

(29:19):
don't even know that I believe that that's the story.
But that's okay. So I was like, ah, I screamed, Yeah,
I think the witness. So I screamed in the middle
of the night, and I was like, oh, I knew it.

Speaker 6 (29:32):
Tried to wake this fool up.

Speaker 10 (29:34):
By the way, maybe you guys should ask him why
he didn't wake up.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Why didn't you wake up.

Speaker 13 (29:44):
Last night?

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Okay, all right, well, now you're becoming the suspect. Didn't
that funny how the suspect is turning it around and
making you the guilty party exactly? Look at you blaming
the victim.

Speaker 10 (29:58):
Thank you, yelling I have the water bottle in my hand.
I'm like, Brandon, you're not gonna believe this. He's knocked out,
dead asleep, so whatever I touched him, he didn't feel
wet at all.

Speaker 18 (30:08):
To me.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
I get up.

Speaker 6 (30:09):
There are little wet.

Speaker 10 (30:10):
Footprints to the towel room, got a towel, came back
dabbed up what I thought was all the water, just
put my feet back on it, went back to sleep.
Then he wakes up this morning and I'm downstairs making
him breakfast. By the way, when he decides deal, did
you pee on me?

Speaker 13 (30:24):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (30:26):
All right? I mean you heard your story, as outlandish
as it is. One more final thought from Brandon, Brandon,
any more thoughts before we rule on this case.

Speaker 17 (30:38):
Well, she's guilty of peeing in the bed, okay?

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Basically?

Speaker 5 (30:43):
Yah? All right?

Speaker 2 (30:45):
All right, well there you go.

Speaker 10 (30:47):
Can I throw in also?

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yeah? Sure, yeah, please.

Speaker 10 (30:50):
I did a sniff test. I pulled the sheets off
the bed. There's no pea stain. He did a sniff
test too, and I know he did, because there's no
way he would have left with pe all over him.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Jee did you actually take a whiff of your girlfriend's
urine yesterday?

Speaker 5 (31:04):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (31:05):
Goodness?

Speaker 13 (31:07):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Okay? And okay, okay, Brandon, honestly did you smell Did
it smell like urine or did it have no smell whatsoever?

Speaker 17 (31:15):
That's why I asked her if it was Pete?

Speaker 10 (31:18):
Of course, I hate you.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Okay, So here we go? All right? Uh, here we go?

Speaker 4 (31:23):
So do we want to go around the room.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
We're kind of late here, but I just want to
see what you think. Just a few words of thought here, Yes, Froggy, sure, Okay,
Froggy is too busy picking up dog crap right now,
so we'll move on to me. I'm good, okay, Yes,
I thoughts gotta go, We gotta go to it.

Speaker 19 (31:37):
I'm gonna go with, I'm gonna go with. I'm taking
Gandhi sided this se Gandhi has a history. She has
a path of having weird sleep things. And something weird happened.
She dumped it and I don't know how she would
peep from her feet down at the bottom of the
bed and okay, it doesn't place.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
By the way, Froggy has two Cocker spaniels. One of
them crapped the floor. That's our next case. That's the
case out in the hallway that'll be coming out next. Danielle, Danielle,
your thoughts of the pee the bed story with Brandon
and Gandhi.

Speaker 11 (32:05):
Yeah, so, Brandon, you know I love you, but I
have to go with Gandhi here because exactly that she
has weird, strange stories all the time that she tells us.

Speaker 6 (32:13):
But she did the pee test.

Speaker 9 (32:15):
You sniffed it and it passed.

Speaker 6 (32:18):
And like she said, she tried to wake you up.

Speaker 11 (32:20):
It's not my fault or her fault. You had edibles
and you didn't wake up. She tried to show you.

Speaker 9 (32:24):
So I'm gone with gard all right.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Scary quickly, we're running out of time.

Speaker 12 (32:28):
More behavior with Gandhi whenever she whenever she does something,
she will admit it, like if she if she farts,
she raises her hand.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
So if she pee, why wouldn't she tell the truth?

Speaker 12 (32:39):
She'd confess to it it was water, Sally.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Did you really raise your hand on your fart. It's
the strangest reaction to farting I've ever heard of.

Speaker 10 (32:48):
I mean, not necessarily, but you know, if I do it,
I own it. I would have loved to actually beyond.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
The adulta smelted that's another case. Yes, it quickly nate
your thoughts. Not enough evidence to convict. I'm sorry, Brandon,
but go forward. I think you guys need to put
a camera in the bedroom to document what she does
during the night in case this happens again. I don't
know if that's gonna happen, but thank you very much,
all right, I want to rule I do believe. Sorry, guys,

(33:14):
Gandhi peede the bend. I'll tell you he's gonna take
a side this.

Speaker 13 (33:20):
Shirt.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Right, here's the thing. You have made up some stories
in the past, but I was dreaming. I went to
the beach of my parents and I had to wash
my feet off with water. No, no, you know we will.
We will sentence you later. But Gandhi, I find you guilty. Guilty, guilty.

(33:42):
You come smell these sheets. I'm gonna sniff your seats. Brandon,
I'm gonna come up with an adequate payment to take
care of you. You need to be compensated for your loss. Okay,
thank you.

Speaker 6 (33:53):
What did he lose?

Speaker 9 (33:54):
What did he really love?

Speaker 10 (33:56):
Does anyone think for a second that potentially he peed
the be coincidentally I got water on the bed, but
then he peede making a big mess.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Well, the burden of proof is on you, and we'll
do that in another case if you if you wish
to appeal, fine, and there you go Today's People's Court
and Goldy, I love you, but you got to come
up with a better outrageous story next time.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Wait.

Speaker 10 (34:17):
Wait, wait, this jury pool is four against one, four
on my side, and he's just just making me guilty.

Speaker 9 (34:23):
His name's on the show.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
So I guess if we all agree with you, how
boring would that be? We love you, Brandon, have a
beautiful day, and uh thank you Brandon.

Speaker 13 (34:32):
Well good bye, bye bye love.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
YGT Me ask you a question, Gotti, is your boyfriend
hanging up the phone now and going what the hell
am I am? I dating about? What is this?

Speaker 6 (34:43):
Always?

Speaker 10 (34:44):
He says this all the time, like he hears me
doing things and he's like, that's my girlfriend, ladies and gentlemen,
that's my girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Which is why your story is probably a little true.
But you I can't admit that on the air.

Speaker 15 (34:55):
This is Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show, just
like that Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
So I see other people living these fast paced, wonderful lives,
like Froggy went to outback last night. I'm like, whoa,
that sounds like a lot of fun. They still have
blue man onions. They didn't. It smelled so good. We
did not get one, but the table next to us did.
Oh it smelled so good. Oh my gosh, love that
we almost got handcuffed and showing in jail because he

(35:30):
witnessed a crime and didn't turn it in.

Speaker 19 (35:34):
So you know, I used to take the knives and
sometimes other silverware from restaurants. And so last night we're
at the outback and I noticed this couple asked for
two extra There's only two of them, and they asked
for two extra silverware.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
I'm like, that's a little weird. There's only two of them.
There was some on the table.

Speaker 19 (35:52):
I saw them wrap them in a napkin and put
them in her purse and walk out of the door.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Keep in mind, Froggy used to do that all the time.
He was famous for stealing out back steakhouse knives. So
he was watching it happen. Did you get a little itchy?
Did you your palm sweat a little bit? I did?

Speaker 19 (36:08):
I had like that, Aha, I caught somebody doing something wrong.
I'm like, wait a second, I used to do that,
and no one wants someone to tell on me, so
I'm not going to say anything. Then the the person
who was cleaning up the table, the busser came over
and bused the table and nothing.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
The nothing happened. The server did nothing, there goes gone,
took there's silverwhere and left? Didn't they tell us that
they expect people to take the steak knives, so they
just don't.

Speaker 19 (36:31):
I feel like we did have a manager that called
in and said that they do like plan on so
many being gone, so they do know that happens. They
kind of planned for that in their budgeting. But I
witnessed it. Yeah, come clear.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
How many Outback Steakhouse steak knives have you stolen in
your lifetime?

Speaker 5 (36:47):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (36:47):
God, probably in the dozens. Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Wow?

Speaker 10 (36:52):
Are they just in your silverware drawer? Like if I
came over and opened it, I'd be like, wow, Froggy.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure
I could go grab him if you like to see. Yes,
yes he's gonna go get up. But keep in mind
that if you're an addict, right listen, you're you're you're
addicted to smoking and you're trying to stop smoking. Yeah,
and then someone in front of your lights up a
cigarette and you get all your palms get clammy. That's
how Foggy was last night watching someone else stealing the

(37:20):
Outback stake. At nine, you're saying, if you go to
Olive Garden, you got to get the cheese grater, take
the cheese.

Speaker 19 (37:26):
I want one of those turn to turn it and
it just falls out. I want one of those.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
This person was texting and said it was the best
day ever when they got the cheese Greater Olive Garden
and someone down here was serving Margarita's and uh, they said, Hey,
if we give you twenty bucks extra tip, can we
take the margarita glasses? Absolutely?

Speaker 5 (37:45):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Ashley Online twenty three. Uh, hello Ashley? What's going on?
I'm we're doing well. Okay, you stole what from where?

Speaker 7 (37:56):
I take the seasoning faults from Red Robin.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
The Red Robin has that seasoning salt.

Speaker 9 (38:02):
Those are good though, don't they understand that they might
sell them? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (38:07):
I can't find them selling them anywhere, so I just
take to take.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Them to take them all right, Red Robin, Yes, excellent.
Well you know what it's so's some manager of a
Red Robins listening, going, dang.

Speaker 11 (38:21):
It, I just founded for you on Amazon for five
dollars and ninety three cents.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Why pay and just take She has it now, she'll.

Speaker 20 (38:29):
Need it exactly, and I keep at least two is
in my house all time.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
People are saying Fridays has the best Marketita guys is
take them and the salad tongs from olive garden.

Speaker 6 (38:42):
Yum.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
All right, Ashley, thank you very much, you and your
your red Robin seasoning salt have a beautiful day. Okay,
thanks you too. Yeah, what about you, Gandhi? I know
you steal stuff from restaurants. Oh for sure.

Speaker 10 (38:56):
I am notorious for walking out with ramikins because sauce.

Speaker 9 (39:00):
Hello, and then.

Speaker 10 (39:01):
Yeah, I love my sauce, and I don't even have
those little things at home. So then I bring them
home and I have a nice collection of ramakins.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
There you go, because you're a saucer. You love them.

Speaker 6 (39:09):
Now, aren't you? Guys surprised?

Speaker 9 (39:10):
I don't steal anything from restaurants.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Huh, yes, you still from grocery stores?

Speaker 6 (39:15):
No, that is on time.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
You still my boyfriend and married him?

Speaker 9 (39:18):
Oh, oh that is true.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
That is true. And now Gandhi with the news. What's
happening right now?

Speaker 10 (39:25):
Well, there's a lot going on because we know it
is election day, and we have some information for you.
Nearly half the states and the District of Columbia will
allow for same day voter registration. If you are somebody
who that may impact, Google to see if you are eligible. Also,
make sure you do not show up wearing anything that
supports or complains about a specific candidate or an issue.

(39:47):
It is called electioneering and it's not allowed in twenty
one states. So you don't want to spend all that
time waiting in line just to get turned away at
the polls when you get there. These rules aim to
prevent intimidation and undoe influence, ensuring voters can cast their
ballots freely.

Speaker 6 (40:01):
So you heard it here, don't do it, don't do it.

Speaker 9 (40:03):
Thank you.

Speaker 10 (40:04):
A recent survey conducted by Talker Research finds that many
Americans think it's tough to make new friends. We talk
about that all the time. The survey reveals that thirty
nine percent of people haven't made a new friend in
over a year, and many feel their social lives are
stuck in a rut. The same survey also says that
the average person only spent one on one time with
friends they already have around seven times in the last year,

(40:27):
hanging out with your friends only seven times. The pandemic's
impact on social interactions we know still lingering. A lot
of people are craving human contacts. Experts suggest that planning
group activities or trips might help rejuvenate social connections, which
we say all the time, are so so important, And
a big congratulations to our man Garrett who just completed

(40:48):
the twenty twenty four Yes New York City Marathon. Yes,
there were over fifty five thousand runners, insane. They made
their way through the five boroughs. They were cheered on
by over two millions spectators, supported by ten thousand volunteers.
It was a perfect day to go out and run.
Abdaguiller and Shila Chip Currie.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
One.

Speaker 10 (41:10):
Okay, the winning time are you ready? Twenty six point
two miles. The winning time, yeah, two hours and seven miles.

Speaker 9 (41:16):
Who what the hell is that?

Speaker 10 (41:18):
That's almost driving.

Speaker 9 (41:19):
That's insane.

Speaker 10 (41:20):
That is crazy. And for the first time ever, the
American the Marathon was actually broadcast by iHeartRadio, so you
had a chance to listen to it.

Speaker 6 (41:29):
There.

Speaker 10 (41:30):
Oh and one more thing can I add this? Yes,
don't forget. Today is our lovely Andrew's blood drive.

Speaker 6 (41:35):
Yeah, we love you.

Speaker 10 (41:39):
He partnered with the American Red Cross for blood drive.
Of course, we know blood super important right now with
all these natural disasters. It's happening at the Canopy Hotel
in Jersey City. There are a few appointments open. You
can go to Redcross blood dot org and you can
sign up again. It's at the Canopy by Hilton from
eight am to two pm. Go give your blood and

(41:59):
those are your fourth Hey, it's Gandhi and you might
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Speaker 15 (42:24):
Elvis Duran and The Morning Show Phone Elvis Duran, The
Elvis Duran Phone Tappen.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Let's roll in the brand new phone tap. Hey Danielle, Hello,
what's so?

Speaker 11 (42:34):
John is phone tapping his mom. He lives with his mom.
She's very proper in an uptight type of mom. He
has a room downstairs in the house, but he has
his own entrance, but there are rules no girls allowed.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
So how old is he?

Speaker 9 (42:46):
Uh, He's he's not that old.

Speaker 11 (42:48):
He's not that he's like I guess he's like eighteen
or something like that. I didn't ask him how old
he was?

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Tight mom?

Speaker 11 (42:53):
Anyway, he did sneak a girl in and it's me
And that's where the phone tap takes play.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Oh excellent, all right, let's see what happens Today's Danielle
fro Jo.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Hellohy, can I talk to John?

Speaker 10 (43:03):
Please?

Speaker 8 (43:05):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 9 (43:06):
Is John Holme?

Speaker 8 (43:08):
I know he's not. He left for work?

Speaker 17 (43:09):
Can I ask you?

Speaker 8 (43:10):
Speaking?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (43:10):
Was Zette? Can you can you do me a favor?

Speaker 8 (43:14):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (43:15):
Can you run down to his room and just check
in his bed and see if I left my iPod there?

Speaker 4 (43:20):
Wait? Too?

Speaker 8 (43:20):
Is this Lizette Lisette?

Speaker 9 (43:23):
Yeah, I was there last night.

Speaker 11 (43:24):
I came over and I spent the night, and I
left my iPod This morning, I'm on my way to
the gym.

Speaker 9 (43:29):
I need to get it. Can you just go run
down and check and se if it's there?

Speaker 8 (43:32):
Wait a minute, you spent the night at my house
last night.

Speaker 9 (43:34):
I spent the night at John's house last night.

Speaker 8 (43:36):
Okay, John is my son?

Speaker 6 (43:38):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (43:39):
And your point, you spent.

Speaker 8 (43:40):
The night of my house last night?

Speaker 11 (43:42):
Okay, Well, what does that have to do with my iPod?
Can you just go check and see if it's there.

Speaker 8 (43:45):
Oh my god, I can't believe you're talking to me, like,
just how did you move my son?

Speaker 11 (43:50):
What I make your son at work? Can you just
go and get the iPod? It's probably underneath the.

Speaker 8 (43:55):
Shin's never mentioned you before. My son has never said anything.
My son is not allowed to have girls in the house.

Speaker 9 (44:01):
Okay, he's eighteen years old. You can do whatever he wants. Lady,
come on, I.

Speaker 8 (44:05):
Can't believe you're talking to me like this.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
This is this is unbelievable.

Speaker 11 (44:08):
All I did was call to get my iPod and
you're acting like, Look, I'm some kind of tramp or something.

Speaker 6 (44:12):
I've been seeing your son.

Speaker 8 (44:13):
If you spent the night with my son downstairs and
I didn't know about it, you are tramped.

Speaker 11 (44:17):
And maybe you're from medieval times or whatever. But that's
how it works nowadays.

Speaker 9 (44:21):
You meet someone you date and then you wind up
sleeping with them or spending the night.

Speaker 8 (44:24):
That's how it works these days. Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Yeah, that's hilarious.

Speaker 9 (44:31):
You her mom ask me she was actually nice to me.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Yeah, well, I don't think she's gonna be so nice
to me. Oh she's calling, she's.

Speaker 11 (44:38):
Calling, all right, don't pick it up. We're gonna miss
the call. We're gonna call her back, all right, Okay,
here we go.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Hello, Hey, Mom, I call John?

Speaker 8 (44:48):
What's up? You're going on? I get a call from
a lezette? She lets her iPod. There she what you
did all about?

Speaker 4 (44:55):
I don't know what you're talking about. Mom? No, no, no, no, no,
you know what I'm talking about this morning? What are
you talking about?

Speaker 5 (45:00):
Out?

Speaker 8 (45:00):
Stop on me?

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Stop what I'm not doing anything?

Speaker 8 (45:03):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Who is with that?

Speaker 8 (45:04):
And what was she doing in your room last night?

Speaker 4 (45:07):
How do you know her?

Speaker 8 (45:09):
Who are you? I've been world?

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Is this the first time?

Speaker 8 (45:13):
Have you had millions of girls every night? So I
have you sleeping in my bag with me so I
can make sure that there's no normal coming in and out,
parading in and.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
Out all night long, singing in your bed? What are
you talking about? I was sunking put a lot on you.

Speaker 8 (45:27):
How am I going to ever let you move out
of the house? What's going on?

Speaker 18 (45:30):
Who is was that?

Speaker 5 (45:31):
Was that?

Speaker 4 (45:32):
This girl I met like a while back, But she
wasn't She wasn't there last night? Don't believe Well, maybe
she stopped by for a little bit, like you know,
in like ten thirty or so, but she was gone
by like eleven.

Speaker 8 (45:44):
Her story is that she spent the night with you
last night.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
What is he?

Speaker 7 (45:48):
The ripper?

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Mom? I don't beat strippers. What are you talking about?

Speaker 5 (45:53):
Then?

Speaker 8 (45:53):
How can you've never brought her home to me? How
come you've never introduced me to her? You know the
ring to bring out?

Speaker 4 (45:58):
It's like a crazy woman, Like you're being right.

Speaker 8 (46:00):
I'm not being a crazy woman. I don't keep a
watch on you. Look at the stupid decisions that you're making.
You're spending the night with some girl. I've never met
her before.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
When do I get to do we use protection? What
do you want?

Speaker 8 (46:11):
Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god? What
what all right? I want to meet her right away?

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Well, I don't know that that's a good idea.

Speaker 20 (46:21):
Why is that?

Speaker 5 (46:23):
Well?

Speaker 4 (46:23):
Because I don't want you to like scare her away?
I really like her. I think she's cool.

Speaker 8 (46:26):
I'm your mother.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
I know That's what I'm afraid of.

Speaker 8 (46:30):
What's that supposed to mean?

Speaker 4 (46:32):
What I mean? You're yelling at me. You're gonna yell
at her.

Speaker 8 (46:35):
I'm not gonna yell at her. Actually, I think I
was very nice, considering the shock. I just got that
he spent the entire night in your room.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Well, I have my own entrance and everything. I mean,
it's kind of like it's an apartment.

Speaker 8 (46:47):
Let me tell you something. The kind of girl who's
gonna be on a couple of dates with you and
then come home and sleep with you. That's not the
kind of girl that you want to be dating.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
What are you saying, I'm like, not cool enough that
girls are sleep with me.

Speaker 8 (46:59):
No, that's it. I'm putting a video camera out there
so I can keep an eye on you, so I
know you cut your entrance.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Oh my god, Mom, you don't need to put a
video camera outside of my door.

Speaker 8 (47:09):
Well, ac currently I do. You're gonna going on?

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Well, well I figured, you know, somebody needs to like
have some fun in the house.

Speaker 9 (47:21):
Mom, Mom, I promise it won't happen again.

Speaker 8 (47:23):
You're wake up right now, mom, Mom.

Speaker 9 (47:29):
Actually, there is no Lazette.

Speaker 11 (47:31):
This is Daniel n Arrow from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show, and you just got phone tapped.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (47:36):
He didn't bring home any girls.

Speaker 8 (47:38):
Oh my god, I'm not publications. Oh my god.

Speaker 11 (47:41):
He actually even put the iPod in the bed himself, right, Oh.

Speaker 8 (47:48):
John, Oh, my God, Elvis.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Duran phone tap.

Speaker 16 (47:54):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all the.

Speaker 15 (47:58):
Elvis Terran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (48:03):
So we learned of the.

Speaker 11 (48:04):
Sad passing of Quincy Jones and since then the tributes
on social media have been incredible. He has impacted so
many people. Oprah Winfrey called him the world's beloved Q.
He was most loved and he lived out loud. Paul McCartney,
Will Smith, Lenny Kravitz, Barack Obama, Harry Connick, Junr.

Speaker 9 (48:21):
I mean, the list goes on and on.

Speaker 11 (48:24):
So I don't know if you've seen the movie Smile Too,
but this is kind of crazy. There's a web page
that direct users to a screen asking for permission to
be granted for camera access. Then the screen prompts viewers
to smile and hold it for the next seven minutes.
You gotta watch the seven minute clip of the film.

(48:45):
If you lose the smile, the screen goes dark. It's
so crazy. The movies, by the way, has been in
theater since October eighteenth. But this is a way for
you to catch a free snippet online. But like I said,
you gotta hold your smile for seven minutes.

Speaker 9 (48:58):
That is crazy.

Speaker 10 (48:58):
You think you can and it's creepy that's watching you.

Speaker 9 (49:02):
Yeah, time exactly, so creepy.

Speaker 10 (49:05):
All right, So let's see.

Speaker 11 (49:07):
The Hollywood Reporter figured it was a good time to
tell us the fifty best TV shows of the twenty
first century.

Speaker 9 (49:13):
So I'm just gonna tell you the top five.

Speaker 11 (49:14):
They're saying The Wire was number five, Thirty Rock was
number four, Succession was number three, The Sopranos was number two,
and they're saying Medmen comes in at number one, So
there you go. Netflix has announced the release of a
Vich I'm Tim. It's a documentary exploring the life and
legacy of DJ and producer of Vichi. It's gonna be

(49:36):
rare footage. It's gonna be his own narration of stuff.
Alongside the documentary is gonna premiere Avich. My last show
will be his final performance from a visa. You guys
know if he passed away, So obviously this is gonna
be something special. And both of these things are gonna
launch globally on December thirty. First season twenty six of
the Voices added two new Mega mentors Sting and Jennifer Hudson. Oh,

(50:01):
how awesome is that the two of them will be
helping out the coaches Snoop Dogg and Gwen Stefani and
then I Know and Michael Bublea and Reba, So.

Speaker 9 (50:10):
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 11 (50:11):
The Voice is back in season thirteen and fifteen. Actually,
Jennifer Hudson appeared on The Voice back in season thirteen
and fifteen as a coach, and they're gonna join join
for the Knockout Round starting November eleventh. Hopefully anything I
said just now makes sense to you.

Speaker 9 (50:27):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (50:28):
Starbucks is gonna release their holiday cup collections starting this Thursday,
and that stuff sells out pretty quickly, so you may
I was in Starbucks yesterday and a lot of the
older cups were on really ridiculous sale. So if you
want to get somebody like a gift card and a cup.

Speaker 6 (50:43):
How do they know if it's the old cup or not?

Speaker 9 (50:45):
Do they know?

Speaker 10 (50:46):
I like Diamond would know?

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Would know?

Speaker 9 (50:48):
Of course you would.

Speaker 11 (50:49):
The Weekend's gonna release a companion movie in theaters with
his upcoming album, Hurry Up.

Speaker 9 (50:53):
Tomorrow, So that's on the way.

Speaker 11 (50:56):
Outer Banks returns Thursday with the second half of the
fourth season, and we just learned that the fifth season
will actually conclude the entire series, so you're gonna get
one more season.

Speaker 9 (51:06):
And justin Timberlake and Jessica Bale, what's going on.

Speaker 11 (51:08):
We know they just celebrated their twelfth wedding anniversary, but
there's still some rumors that there's some trouble in Paradise
that she still has a problem with with, you know,
trusting him.

Speaker 9 (51:18):
Hopefully they'll be able to work everything out.

Speaker 10 (51:20):
It's crazy the press has had these two breaking up
four twelve years old.

Speaker 9 (51:23):
I know they really have, so hopefully they can work meat.

Speaker 6 (51:26):
And what's on tonight?

Speaker 11 (51:27):
I mean there's a lot of stuff that you can stream,
but it's all about the election. You're gonna be glued
to your television, you know that. And that is my
Danielle report.

Speaker 15 (51:35):
Elvister ran the haggiest Elvis d Uran in the morning show.

Speaker 9 (51:39):
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Speaker 6 (52:00):
Love it, love it, love it.

Speaker 15 (52:02):
Elvis Duran in the morning show, I read this article
saying you should have two brazil nuts every single day.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
I'm like, well, let's read further. Apparently, like the miracle.

Speaker 10 (52:16):
Nuts, right really are according to the internets. If we
were going to believe, then there are a ton of benefits.
They're high in selenium, yes, and they're good for memory loss.
They're good for inflammation, reducing inflammation, supporting brain function, improving
your thyroid function, and heart health.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Well, I still feel inflamed, and I still feel like
I'm forgetting things. So but I just started doing this. Okay,
after a year of two brazil nuts per day, I
think I'm gonna be a new person.

Speaker 11 (52:46):
Okay, it's good.

Speaker 10 (52:47):
That you're taking two, because they say too much can
be a problem.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
I'm being very careful. What they look like brazil nuts.
They're larger nuts anyways. So my point is this, how
many times have you just scanned you know, the news
whatever online and you see this one little thing says
you got to do You've got to drink one glass
of red white per day. You'll live forever. That's so,
that's why the Mediterraneans are living forever. She's like, Okay.

(53:10):
She added that to your daily thing. I also take
the little baby aspirin. Okay, what low dose low dose
aspirin to keep your circulation going and write.

Speaker 9 (53:20):
Like heart attacks and stuff. Right, oh yeah I should
do that.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
It makes it. But you can't feel your heart attacks.
I guess I know. But you know what, It just
shows you how we just trust what we read. Oh, well,
to brazil nuts per day. How do I know the
brazil nut counsel didn't pay for that act?

Speaker 9 (53:34):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Scary? What do you take every day because you read
about it?

Speaker 12 (53:37):
I make sure I have one small serving of broccoli
every day because it regulates your blood pressure.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
I read it. I read this somewhere and.

Speaker 12 (53:45):
Okay, so yeah, all crucifers vegetables also dark chocolate amazing
for antioxyd what did.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
He call them? Crucifer cruciferous, cruciferous and dark chocolate.

Speaker 12 (53:54):
I definitely, you know, I increase that I only buy
dark chocolate bars because I learned this that antioxidants are
a big thing.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, not regular milk chocolate. Dark talking Danielle, like,
what did you read somewhere and you're like convinced it's
gonna keep your life forever a handful.

Speaker 11 (54:09):
Of raw tree nuts every morning will put my make
my cholesterol perfect tree nuts.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
I guess that would be almonds, I.

Speaker 11 (54:15):
Guess, I guess, Yeah, I don't know. All I know
is Target sells a little bag of raw tree nuts.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
And they say the word tree nuts.

Speaker 9 (54:21):
Are okay nuts.

Speaker 11 (54:22):
And I eat it and it doesn't have anything on
it but the nut.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
You read it, and you read it where where I.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Don't even know.

Speaker 9 (54:29):
It's some like things somewhere exactly.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
That's it.

Speaker 6 (54:32):
Now, I'm gonna live forever.

Speaker 9 (54:33):
My cholesterol is gonna be fantastic.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Because you're eating tree nuts. It Gandhi, what are you
doing every day?

Speaker 4 (54:38):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (54:38):
Maringa seeds?

Speaker 19 (54:39):
Now?

Speaker 2 (54:39):
What are those? I've never heard of them?

Speaker 10 (54:41):
So this is even worse than just reading it. One
time I went to U, a Caribbean island and on Tantiga,
and we found a random man on the street who
asked us if we want to take a Dour said sure.
He picked these things off of a tree that they
call the Tree of life, and he said, if you
eat these every day, it takes down your blood sugar.
It does every single thing that you would want.

Speaker 6 (55:01):
A little pill to do.

Speaker 10 (55:02):
But it's a seed off of a tree. It was
the worst tasting thing I'd ever had in my life.
I pewked from it. But then I came home, looked
it up online. Apparently it's true. Bought myself bags of
Marina seeds. I have two in the morning and two
in the evening.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
You don't vomit anymore.

Speaker 10 (55:15):
No, I just now I'm prepared. So now I just
do it quick too, and I drink and I'm.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Okay, wash them down with some Brazila nuts. Hey, hold
on line nineteen. Yeah, we're hitting a nerve here, Hi, Kim. Hello,
We're gonna live forever. We're eating Brazila nuts and seeds
and the tree nuts. Yeah, hey, Kim, what did you
read that said, Hey, you're gonna live forever if you

(55:42):
do this every day? And now you do it every day?

Speaker 20 (55:44):
Mushroom coffee?

Speaker 10 (55:46):
Okay, so uh yeah, I've been reading a lot about this, Lee.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Well, no, so mushroom coffee. So what did you read
and what did it tell you?

Speaker 20 (55:55):
So this is definitely one of those. I had a
cousin that tried it. I think, I don't know, heartbur
and stomach issues, something like that.

Speaker 18 (56:02):
But then once she told me.

Speaker 20 (56:04):
About it your phone into listening. I started getting all
these ads and I was like, well, it's supposed to
be like an antiflammatory. It helps said, it gives you stamina,
it helps you live longer. It's got seven types of
mushrooms in it, okay, and it's got half the amount
of caffeine that you're regular.

Speaker 13 (56:21):
So it doesn't give it.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
You do get a little boost. Now, is it the
type of mushroom that it has a little bit of
a psychedelic thing going on?

Speaker 1 (56:30):
No?

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Okay, and that's okay. None of the mushrooms a supposed
to the tea mushroom tea, mushroom tea. Okay, mushrooms are
full of all sorts of things that are supposed to
be good for you. So but you just write it
once and then you started thinking about it, and as
we know Google, here's us talking about it. So the
ads start coming in and now you drink it. Oh yes,
how long have you been drinking mushroom coffee daily?

Speaker 20 (56:52):
Only about three weeks? Only about three weeks?

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (56:54):
See any benefits?

Speaker 6 (56:55):
Yet?

Speaker 20 (56:57):
I do like it, believe it or not. It doesn't
have the pungejit taste that I thought it tastes like
an almondy, almost like a light watery coffee. Do I
see any benefits? I really don't. I was hoping I would.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
I don't.

Speaker 20 (57:08):
I don't not yet.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Three weeks is too fast. I mean, I think you
need to be doing that. You know, we expect things
immediately work that way, but you got to get started
at some point. All right, mushroom coffee.

Speaker 20 (57:19):
Do you think I'm gonna live forever? Not immediately?

Speaker 13 (57:21):
You know, yeah, you'll live.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Forever one day. All right, Okay, let's add mushroom coffee
to the list. All right, thank you very much, Kim.
All right, let's see uh Sylvia. Hello, Hello, So blueberry ladies,
we have always heard that blueberries are chok full of antioxidants.
They're great for all sorts of things. So you eat
a cup of blueberries every.

Speaker 5 (57:44):
Day every day.

Speaker 18 (57:46):
I have to have my blueberries, even if I have
to buy five, four or five containers.

Speaker 20 (57:52):
Right, because I need because they're good.

Speaker 18 (57:55):
For your eyes, which it maintains a healthy eye. And
I have issues with my brattiness, so that that would help.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Yeah. I got some PopEd retinas too. It's now, hold on, Sylvia,
how long have you been eating a couple of blueberries.
Blueberries every day.

Speaker 18 (58:10):
All for a few years now. I don't know exactly
when I started, but I know I hated blueberries before.
I didn't like them, and now it's I eat them
just whole, right right out as a container.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 9 (58:25):
How are you feeling, I mean, have you feel like
it did anything?

Speaker 5 (58:29):
Well?

Speaker 18 (58:29):
It helps with urinary track, infections, gastroom test and it
has natural fiber in them, and there is all right.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Well, con more cord blueberries, and add a couple of
blueberries to our mushroom coffee and we're good. All right,
thank you, Sylvia. I live forever. Now here's one more
and then we're okay. Hi, Larry, Larry.

Speaker 5 (58:49):
Hey, good morning. I love you guys.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
We love you too. And I can't wait to hear
what is it you take? Because your is gonna make
you live forever.

Speaker 5 (58:59):
I put together concoction of cayenne pepper, a little bit
of black pepper, a tablespoon of olive oil, half a
lemon juice, and a glass. Sometimes I add apple cider
vinegar sometimes I don't, depends on my mood. And I
drink that every morning on an empty stomach and it's
supposed to be very good, very good for the blood.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Everything else just mentioned, I mean, other than black pepper.
Maybe there's something there too. It's people have been doing
those things daily for a long time. You know that
all the field workers in Italy that have to go
out and a harvest olives every day or go work
out in the field, they'll drink a cup of olive
oil to start the day.

Speaker 5 (59:40):
Really live forever.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
They're all five thousand years old. They're pulling.

Speaker 5 (59:45):
I've read, I've read good things about all those ingredients.
So I decided let's just put them all together. Because
every day you read you know this is good for you.

Speaker 13 (59:55):
That's good for you.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
I'm like, okay, let's put it all together in one
concoction and just have it every morning.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Now, how long have you been doing this?

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Probably six or eight months.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Okay, are you feeling anything different? Because relatively short amount
of time for these things to kick in.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
You know that, you know, you don't really feel much different.
But even though I sound kind of nasally now, I
don't really get colds or anything. So the other thing
I didn't like this in my text. But the other
thing that I take is the I don't know if
you've heard of the garlic and honey remedy where you

(01:00:31):
ferment garlic in in honey for months and I take
that on the onset of a cold or something, and
I have very little cold symptoms after that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Well you know, and there you go. Honey, honey and garnic.
Those both are known as very healthy things to do.
I tell you, you know. They say if you have
crazy allergy issues, you should be eating honey that's from
your area because it has to do with your bees
in your area, that has to do with your pollen.
It's a little local honey honey thing. All right, add

(01:01:02):
all that stuff to our list. We've got lots to
eat and drink every morning. We're gonna stink like a salad.
But it's good. Larry. Thank you, live forever man, and
I love that you listen to us.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
You guys are my elixir for a bad morning every day.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
We're like your brazil nuts in a way. Well, thank you.
And then you learned all this on TikTok right on, Yeah,
there you go to TikTok. I'm sorry doctor TikTok. All right,
thank you very much, Larry. Have a great week. Whatever
is left of it. I love that. All right, do
what you want to do. I like people texting him,
I eat a stack of pancakes every day.

Speaker 9 (01:01:38):
That's a good one, it'll be you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
There's something to be said for doing that because it
makes you happy, and happiness is good for you as well.
And now gandhi with the news. What's happening right now?

Speaker 10 (01:01:50):
Oh man? All right, strap in. We know where this
is going. It's election day and there's information that people
need to know. Nearly half the states and the District
of Columbia do allow for same day voter registration, So
if you might be wondering, please google if you are eligible,
if your area does that. Also, make sure you're not
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or an issue. That is called electioneering. It is not
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by eight pm, you.

Speaker 6 (01:02:51):
Get to vote.

Speaker 10 (01:02:53):
The University of South Carolina is facing a hefty fine
for fans rushing the field after Saturday's big upset. WINC
announced yesterday that the school must pay a two hundred
and fifty thousand dollars fine over that celebration. The game
Cocks defeated the eleventh rank Texas A and M forty
four to twenty. This marks the second time that South
Carolina has been fined for students rushing the playing area

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after they storm the court following the men's basketball team
beating Kentucky back in January. The next time it will
cost the school half a million dollars.

Speaker 9 (01:03:23):
Stop doing it so damn.

Speaker 10 (01:03:24):
And finally, if you are in the New York City
area and you have some time today, don't forget our
Andrew has partnered with the American Red Cross for a
blood drive today. We know that the need for blood
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can possibly get. This blood drive happening at the Canopy
Hotel in Jersey City from eight am to two pm.
And you have a chance to do something really good

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Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
Please?

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
How do you how well do you know your hip hop?
Like your your classic hip hop lyrics?

Speaker 10 (01:04:58):
I'd say I know them pretty well?

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Right?

Speaker 9 (01:05:01):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
What if an old white man read the lyrics to
some of your favorite hip hop hip hop songs? Would
you then be able to identify what.

Speaker 6 (01:05:11):
They are that could change everything?

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Will you read them extra white? Please? All right, So
here's what we want to do. We want to play
spoken word hip hop. I being the old white man,
We'll give you the spoken word version of some of
your favorite hip hop classics. I'll tell you what. Let's
sample a couple here. By the way, if you know

(01:05:35):
your hip hop and you think you can figure out
the titles of the hip hop classics I'm going to
recite for you, you should call Nate right now. There's
money involved. Oh but if you don't know your hip hop,
I mean, just screw it up. Yeah, you don't get anything.
So let me run if you buy you ready ready,

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And this is a very obscure one. A lot of
people don't know this unless you're Keno. All right, dinner,
you ate it? There is none left. It was salty
with butter and it was death. You proceeded to eat
it because you was in the mood. But Holmes, you
did not read it was a can of dog food.

(01:06:20):
All right. I think I did a pretty good job
of that. Y frog. You know what was that you
be illing? By Rundian seat? It was salted, by the way.
A lot of these are very easy. I'm giving you

(01:06:42):
some challenging ones like this one. For instance, have you
ever seen crocodile seats in the truck? Turn around? Sit down,
let them bite yo butt? Yes, gandhi for the wind?

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
Is it?

Speaker 10 (01:07:00):
Would that be the big timers with still fly?

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Yes, it might be. Hey, Okay, I promise you those
were much more, much more challenging than the ones I'm
giving you. If you call Nate now and convince him
that you can succeed at spoken word hip hop, Nate,
you think you found someone who can figure these out?
I think I found it. Why do you have here?

(01:07:26):
Nicole Nicole tonicle line eighteen. Oh, Nicole, do you know
your classic hip hop?

Speaker 18 (01:07:33):
I hope so I'm pretty confident.

Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
So I'm excited about this one.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
So we're gonna give you some spoken word lyrics for
some classic and for some newer hip hop. Here we go.
Let's start with this one. I want to get you
in the Georgia Dome on the fifty yard line while
the Dirty Birds kick for tree, And if you like
in the club, we can do it in the DJ booth,

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were in the back of the VI P.

Speaker 18 (01:08:03):
Oh my gosh, oh damn.

Speaker 6 (01:08:12):
You this song.

Speaker 18 (01:08:14):
It's right at the.

Speaker 10 (01:08:14):
Top of my head.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Yes, you know it.

Speaker 9 (01:08:18):
I do know it, and it's really driving me out.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Boon. Do you know who did it?

Speaker 13 (01:08:24):
Can you repeat that line again?

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Oh god?

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
The back of the vand.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Okay, and if you like it in the club, we
can do it in the DJ booth or in the
back of the VI P.

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
I who did it?

Speaker 18 (01:08:38):
I don't know this song?

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Who did it?

Speaker 13 (01:08:40):
Did?

Speaker 18 (01:08:40):
It's definitely ludicrous.

Speaker 7 (01:08:43):
I know that's.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
You, Chris. You got it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
I'm gonna get in.

Speaker 13 (01:08:49):
I'm gonna put it out.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
I want to take the tree and if you like
it in the club, we can do it. An DJA booth.
We're in the back of the v I p see.
I think I did it better. But anyway, all right, well,
hey you got lad you all right? Here we go
listen in. Tie me up like I'm surprised. Let's role play.
I'll wear a disguise. I want you to park that
big Mac truck this little garage, make a cream, make

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me scream out in public, make a scene. I don't cook,
I don't clean, but let me tell you how I
got this ring.

Speaker 8 (01:09:21):
Andy's the one and only CARDI b with a walk.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
You got it?

Speaker 9 (01:09:31):
Tie me up like I'm surprised.

Speaker 6 (01:09:32):
Let's smoke.

Speaker 7 (01:09:33):
Click.

Speaker 9 (01:09:33):
I want a disguise. I want you to.

Speaker 11 (01:09:35):
Park that big Mac chuck right in the syndical vig
make a scream.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Okay, all right, let's keep going. You got two. Okay,
you're listening to spoke good word hip hop, and here's
your next one. Gucci collar for dollars, got out and
walked out. I spit game because baby, I can't take it.
I can't talk it warm sweating. It's hot up in

(01:10:02):
this joint vocal tank top all on at this point.

Speaker 7 (01:10:10):
Oh my god, are you ready?

Speaker 13 (01:10:13):
I know that one go?

Speaker 5 (01:10:15):
It's getting a little bit hot in here by Nelly.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
At this point, there you go, Here we go. You're
doing okay. When I pull out up front. You see
the bends on dubs when I roll twenty deep. It's
always drama in the club. People heard I wrote with
dre Now they want to show me love when you

(01:10:51):
sell like eminem you got plenty of groupie love. What
is it you're ready for me?

Speaker 21 (01:11:00):
That's fifty in the count seeing the band zone dukes.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
When I'm go twenty TV.

Speaker 13 (01:11:08):
So is drummer and.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Everybody show me up when you set them groupe. All right,
running rope, Nicole, you're doing great, Okay, your birthday. This
could be a bit of a challenge. I got bitches
in the living room getting it on and they ain't
leaving till six in the morning. So what you want

(01:11:35):
to do. I got a pocket full of rubbers and
my homeboys do too.

Speaker 18 (01:11:44):
Slipping on and U.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
And they ain't leave it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Sins in the moon. I got a pocket full of
rubbers in my home boys DUTs. All right, you're making
lyrics right there we go. Now, let me welcome everybody
to the wild Wild West, a state that's untouchable like

(01:12:16):
Elliott Ness. The track hits your ear drum like a
slug to your chest. Pack a vest for your jimmy
in the City of Sex.

Speaker 20 (01:12:27):
Oh goodness, Wait a second, I'm not going to lose
it on this one.

Speaker 5 (01:12:32):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
You can't, I know.

Speaker 9 (01:12:36):
Can I give you the artist or wait a second?

Speaker 10 (01:12:37):
No, it's Doctor Dray, Doctor Drake, California Love for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
Absolutely, Okay, everybody to the Let's take it.

Speaker 6 (01:12:48):
That's untouchable.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
Like the track to Send Me a True I'm like the.

Speaker 7 (01:12:52):
Slugs to your sist.

Speaker 8 (01:12:53):
Lock a best for your jimmy in the city you set.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
This is so crazy you ready for another one?

Speaker 13 (01:13:03):
Here we go?

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
You whack, you're twisted. Your girl's a hoe, you're broke,
the kid ain't yours, and everybody, no, your old man
say you stupid. You'd be like, so, I love my
baby mother, I never.

Speaker 5 (01:13:23):
Let her go.

Speaker 14 (01:13:24):
Let her go.

Speaker 18 (01:13:27):
Russian Peace.

Speaker 17 (01:13:28):
That is DM egg party.

Speaker 4 (01:13:30):
Up, twist, your girl's a whole, and everybody's old old
fans say you stoopid.

Speaker 18 (01:13:38):
You'd be like, so.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
We we are so late, but I just don't want
to ever stop. So I don't know. Okay, here's a
Here we go. Got six model chicks, six bottles of
christ four Belvedere's got weed everywhere? What do you say me,

(01:14:07):
you and your Chloe glasses go somewhere private where we
can discuss fashion like Prada blouse, Gucci bra, filth Mark jeans.
Take that off.

Speaker 7 (01:14:20):
I'm a hustle bay man.

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
That's jay Z.

Speaker 21 (01:14:23):
Yeah, six bottles and Chris o Velvedansky everywhere. What do
you say mean you when your Chloe glasses? When we
could discuss fast proud of blouse.

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
Jeans.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
So Nicole has ten so far and we're running. Do
we save you the five? Do we let's mo through?
Let's keep going if you want, it's up to you.

Speaker 6 (01:14:47):
Yeah, you really myself, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Your job, Nate. Should we keep going? Or even paying
to baby?

Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:14:54):
Here we go?

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
All right, Nicole, let's see if you can get this one.
Here comes the two, to the three, to the four.
Everybody drunk out on the dance floor. Baby girl asks
jiggle like she want more, like she a groupie and
I ain't even on tour.

Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
Oh my god, oh my gosh.

Speaker 10 (01:15:25):
I don't know the name of this person, but it's
everybody in the club getting.

Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
To the floor.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Everybody drunk out on the dance floor. Let me girl,
ask you unless you want.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
More, ain't a tour.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Let's keep moving all right, Okay, listen close. I like
the way you do that right there, right there, swing
your hips when you're walking, Let down your herd, down
your herd. I like the way you do that right there.

(01:16:07):
Lick your lips when you're talking. That make me stir.

Speaker 13 (01:16:14):
Your rendition is better.

Speaker 18 (01:16:15):
That's chingy right there, right.

Speaker 13 (01:16:29):
To go?

Speaker 6 (01:16:29):
Three more to go, Nicole, You goodt.

Speaker 10 (01:16:32):
Yeah, I'm surprised you're you're getting all the ones.

Speaker 5 (01:16:36):
That I know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
We got three more to go?

Speaker 5 (01:16:40):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
You working with some ass. Yeah you bad. Make a
play as spend his cash? Yeah his last Yeah, ose
frown when you pass? Yeah they mad. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:16:59):
I don't the artist, but I know it's back the
thing of I don't want to curse on the radio album.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
It's back that as up juvenile just sounds just like juie.

Speaker 11 (01:17:20):
Remind me of my sweet sixteen where my mom came
downstairs and was like, okay, leave some room for the
Holy Spirit.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Stop the lyrics today, this is great. We got two
more to go. Here we go, Nicole. This This dude
named Michael used to ride motorcycles. It's better than a tower.
I ain't talking about Eiffels, real country, anaconda. Let me
play with his rifle. Put his butt to sleep now

(01:17:49):
he calling me Nikui.

Speaker 10 (01:17:53):
That's the other queen, Miss Nikki with anaconda.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
My name michaels Is Pich.

Speaker 11 (01:18:02):
It's this biger than the how he's getting about fatal
country and a tanda.

Speaker 9 (01:18:08):
Let me play with his rifles, but to sleep. Now
he's calling me Nichael.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
I got I got one more, one more free to call.
Here we go, okay, let's go, okay, listen closely. All
the girls they adore me. Oh yes, ladies, I'm really
being sincere causing a sixty nine My Humpty nose will
tickle your ear. My nose is big, uh huh. I'm

(01:18:37):
not ashamed, big like a pickle. I'm still getting paid.

Speaker 6 (01:18:41):
I didn't know that the lys.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
What song is that? In my her?

Speaker 13 (01:18:48):
Oh my goodness, on the last one.

Speaker 20 (01:18:51):
That's gotta be heavy d But I don't know the song.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
Name dance.

Speaker 8 (01:19:02):
Thought.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really fancy say it's in the
sixty nine Humptings article.

Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
Your rear.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
I'm not like Nicole.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
You you got ninety percent of our spoken word pop lyrics.
Congratulations straight Nate, what do you have for Nicole? Awdred
and fifty dollars cash gift card?

Speaker 5 (01:19:27):
You got? Sare?

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Oh god, scary Nicole? Thank you have a beautiful day. Okay,
thank you got so much?

Speaker 9 (01:19:37):
I love you guys so much?

Speaker 18 (01:19:38):
Or the bout thanks?

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
You don't believe? All right, Danielle, Let's get into the
Danielle Report. It's all you all.

Speaker 11 (01:19:45):
I want to know if you've been following Britney Spears
over the weekend. But she definitely posted a bunch of
interesting things, including jewelry design that she is getting into
a new line of jewelry called be Tiny, and she
showed us little sample hand chain with the blue and
green gemstones, and she promised her followers that each piece
will be one of a kind. Details on the launch

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date and pricing remain under wraps, but we know that
she got like over forty thousand likes within hours, so
people are excited about this launch.

Speaker 9 (01:20:17):
So I will keep you posted. So Liam Payne's funeral
is set.

Speaker 11 (01:20:21):
His body arrived back in Britain on Monday and he
will be laid to rest in a private ceremony this week.
Now I'm hearing that his family isn't even revealing the
date or the time of the funeral. But a source
close to the situation was talking to Radar Online saying
that there's going to be a series of song tributes
from some very big acts because he loves singing and
he loved making music until the end. And you know,

(01:20:43):
there'll be a lot of big time people at the
funeral as well. So best going out to his family, friends,
you know, everybody, all the fans.

Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
Kelly Clarkson will be.

Speaker 11 (01:20:52):
Hosting NBC's Christmas at Rockefeller's Center again this year. She
announced it on her show. You know it's the tree
lighting ceremony, and performances will happen. We just don't know
who they are yet. They're gonna get announced very soon.
And that's all going down Wednesday, December fourth. When you blank,
you're gonna blank, and we're gonna be there at the
tree lighting. It's gonna happen that fast. Miami Beach has

(01:21:12):
taken back Diddy's key to the city. Now it's not
a real key that opens up doors and stuff like that.
It's kind of like just it represents something he was
given that back in twenty fifteen at the Revolt Music Conference,
and of course we know why that was taken back.
Dua Leiva is reportedly releasing a live album from her
recent performance at London's Royal Albert Hall, which was also

(01:21:32):
filmed for a TV special. This is according to the Sun.
It will be her first full length, a live album
featuring hits like Don't Start Now, Be the One and
a duet with Elton John. This will all be going
down very very soon. And Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater
went Instagram official. I mean we all know that they
are together, but they were at the Australian premiere of
Wicked and Sydney on Sunday night, and she shared a

(01:21:55):
series of photos on Instagram, including one of her with Slater.
The film's coming out November twenty second. I don't have
you got your ticket yet? I got my tickets.

Speaker 9 (01:22:02):
I cannot wait. I'm so excited. So yes, wicket is
on the way. And what are we watching?

Speaker 11 (01:22:07):
Well, of course you can stream stuff tonight, but it's
all about election night. I know a lot of people
are going to be glued to the television all day
waiting to see results as they come in so we'll
see what happens.

Speaker 9 (01:22:18):
And that is my Danielle report. We're not normal, No
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Elvisterran in the morning show, all right, let's talk about
fart jokes.

Speaker 5 (01:23:35):
By the.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
Do we have the sound of that guy who farted
for eleven?

Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
So is there.

Speaker 22 (01:23:39):
I've never received so much feedback of something I've done
on this show. It's almost defined my career. I sent
it to Lisa's show, Mad Wait. Lisa got mad at
a sound?

Speaker 6 (01:23:49):
Why is that?

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
She gets mided she hates farts.

Speaker 19 (01:23:51):
She thinks that if she farts, it's an accident and
nobody's supposed to say a word. But if I fart,
it's on purpose and it's the worst thing ever and
it's disrespectful. And so I sent it to her and
I said, see, I'm not this bad.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
And she called me. She said, that's rude, it's disgusting,
that's gross.

Speaker 10 (01:24:06):
It is as gross, it's so gross, like it actually
does sound like his fart is shifting gears in a car.
And I sent it to my boyfriend and he called
me crying, laughing. He thought it was the funniest thing
he's ever seen.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
See, this is the thing. You may think something is funny,
and so you think it's just so pathetic, And there
are things you think are pathetic that are funny. Shall
I play it?

Speaker 13 (01:24:26):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
Yeah, So this guy just he recorded it or his
wife recorded it in bed. Then he took out his
phone and said hey, and then his wife's ran.

Speaker 10 (01:24:45):
The hell he's changed his pants.

Speaker 6 (01:24:47):
I don't care what anyone says.

Speaker 10 (01:24:49):
He did something there that's disgusted.

Speaker 22 (01:24:51):
We got a text message after we played it. A
woman was going through the drive through with the windows open.
The woman her food and she couldn't explain yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
I've good idea. Okay, So okay, okay, okay. If you're
in traffic right now and you're at a light, roll
down your window and turn up the sound. Okay, you
with me, if you're even dry, If you're driving and
there's people on the sidewalk, slow down and roll down
your windows because we're gonna play it, and I'm gonna

(01:25:22):
I'm gonna count the three, and you're gonna turn up
your radio, and I want people around you to hear this.
All right, all right, you're driving down the street, and
here we'll turn your radio up at the count of three, one, two, three,
Turn it up all the way now, look really guilty.

(01:25:47):
Keep the window down, all right, roll up your window.

Speaker 13 (01:25:55):
And carry on.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
And just know that you really add into someone's day.
Arts they're funny, man. No, not to everyone though, No, no,
you know what, in all the research we do, we
should research farts and can find out where we stand
on that.

Speaker 10 (01:26:07):
I'm not a fan.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
It's like, all right, people, you listen to the Elvis
Train Morning Show. What do you think of this sound?

Speaker 9 (01:26:12):
Okay, what do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
They all the way the right if you like that? Anyway,
people are texting in about what they did. They opened
their windows and played the fart noise. Yes, there was
a really funny one that went by, and there's a
million of them. Where did it go? Sky? The Philly one?

Speaker 13 (01:26:30):
This one here?

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
I dropped my girl. I dropped my girl system. Wait,
what's wrong with I hate this system? By the way,
never mind, it was funny. Just trust me. Really, we
have the worst text system in the world. What's the
name of this hip crickets hip? If you own hip cricket,

(01:26:52):
shame on you for making us use this this caved
in the thing. I dropped my girlfriend off at work
yesterday in the middle of Andersoner. She opened the door
and that fart sound was playing. I turned it up
all the way. She was mortified and ran away seriously
and that a guy next to her. I thought it
was her. I love that. You see now we went
to all that. It's not as funny hip cricket anyway.

(01:27:14):
Hi Chris, morning, Elvis.

Speaker 5 (01:27:17):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
I'm mad at hip cricket.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
Other than that?

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
What's going on? Oh did you play that sound out
loud in your car?

Speaker 5 (01:27:25):
I did.

Speaker 13 (01:27:25):
I'm in horrible traffic going about three miles an hour.

Speaker 5 (01:27:27):
So I said, whatever, I'll try it.

Speaker 13 (01:27:29):
And the woman next to me had.

Speaker 5 (01:27:30):
Her windows down and said, Lord Jesus, I'm gonna pray
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Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
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Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
Hey, I was thinking about this last night, tossing and turning,
thinking about crap. Shouldn't have been thinking about. Is there
something that happened to you as a kid You were
accused of doing something or whatever that you didn't do,
and still to this day you kind of hold a
garage against people who accused you of doing it. You
still need to vent about it all these years later.
Oh damn, like Gandhi, what happened to you as a

(01:28:38):
kid that you still can't get anyone to believe you?

Speaker 10 (01:28:41):
Okay? I was having a sleepover with a handful of
my friends and we were prank calling a boy, which
was just stupid in general, but whatever. Coincidentally, that night,
the guy's house got toilet papered and shaving creamed and
all kinds of stuff, And the cops showed up at
my house saying that it was our fault and that
they had proved because we were pranking them. It was
so difficult to try and get out of that because

(01:29:02):
we were pranking him, but we didn't go anywhere and
we didn't do any of the stuff they were accusing
us of doing. So it was a big battle for
a long time, and my parents were like, I don't know,
I think you might have done it. Finally we found
out who did, but I never got an apology from anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:29:16):
No, and all these years later, I mean that was
like a thousand years ago, and you're still like sitting
there going, dude.

Speaker 10 (01:29:21):
Yeah, it was a girl named Lindsay and her friends.

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
It was them, not me.

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
Roggie should tell you the story about the little fish.
He still has a little problem with that. Yeah. So
my parents had an aquarium in my room and my way.

Speaker 19 (01:29:34):
We got this new fish and my parents told me
leave him in the bag to adjust to the water temperature.
We will put him in. Well I didn't. I put
him in the I put him in the aquarium and
we could never find him. He was gone, and I
kept being like, Dad, I swear I put him in there.
I didn't take him out. I did, and he's like,
you messed up, you didn't do it. So I got
in so much trouble. And then like one day, like

(01:29:56):
a week later, I go in there. It was dark,
the fish is swimming around. I run and get my mom.
I'm like, mom, look there he is. I told you
I didn't do anything. He's right there.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
He went and hid real quick a second. He saw
my mom, and my mom told my dad. My dad's like, no,
I don't blame it.

Speaker 19 (01:30:12):
So then my mom finally convinced him, and my dad
looked me in the face. He goes, You've gotten a
way with plenty of other things when you were a
kid that you got wronged for. So this is just
put that in place of those knows that he was
never sorry, nothing, never apologize, Or where was the fish?
Who the fish was hiding behind the treasure chest or something. Yeah,
there's like a water feature. He would climb up in
the water feature. He hated lights, and when the room

(01:30:33):
was dark, he would come up somewhere around. When the
lights came on, he would go hide fish.

Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
Yeah. So all these years later, your dad still won't say, hey, son,
I guess I was wrong. Yeah, jackass Dad and jackass fish.

Speaker 5 (01:30:48):
Dad.

Speaker 2 (01:30:49):
What's scary?

Speaker 12 (01:30:50):
In eighth grade, I got accused of cheating on Yvettos's
paper on our Earth science exam when I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
I was the kid that everyone cheated off of.

Speaker 12 (01:30:59):
They looked at my paper. Why they accuse you because
I happened to be maybe looking over at that minute.
I was the one that was caught, but they were
all cheating on me. So I had to retake that exam.
We had to go after school and the two of
us had to like sit like far apart social distance,
and we sat there and we did the entire test.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
All over again. But I'm like, for what reason? And
they never like exonerated me. They accused me, and to
this day, so we all have these stories from our
childhood where we were wronged, I mean wrongful, accusation, wrong, wrongful, whatever,
and still to this day you still have to vent
about it. He was like, wait a minute, I got

(01:31:39):
to make this right. Someone had been in my case,
everyone's gone, they're all dead, my mom and dad. You know,
they accused me of not taking a bath when I
was a kid, Go take a bath, And I'm like,
I don't want to take a bath, Go take a bath.
So I went and took a bath, and they came
to my bedroom. Later said good in here to the bathroom.
Do you see you this? And my mom ran our
finger down the bottom of the bathtub. This is bone dry,

(01:32:01):
it dried. What don't you want me to do because
if my towel is wet, well, you obviously just put
it in the sink and got it wet to make
us think you were drying off take another bath. They
made me take another bath, and even you know, God
rest their souls before they passed away. I even confronted
them on this and said, you know, this happened to
me as a child, and of course they didn't remember it.
They're like, oh, it's no big deal, let it go.

(01:32:23):
I went, no, it scarred me for a life, accusing
me of lying these things happen.

Speaker 6 (01:32:28):
Yep, we gotta move on.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
I was reading this in the guy was saying, in
fifth grade, a science test asked are there any stars
in the solar system? I said yes, and he marked
it wrong. And I went up to a teacher and said,
what about the sun? The sun is a star? He
said it meant all the other stars and kept on
marking it wrong. Over fifty years ago, this is an
issue still a problem with a teacher who's probably dead

(01:32:55):
and gone.

Speaker 9 (01:32:55):
Yeah I got an apology.

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
So we're holding onto these grudges that you know, and
you have to really dig and find them. But once
you do, fishers you off.

Speaker 10 (01:33:06):
Apology.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
Yeah you're not going to get it. It's definitely a
lesson in learning to let things go, which is just
very challenging when it comes to things like fish that
hide in water features and you know what I'm saying,
people who people who go ahead and toilet pay for
someone else's house. You get accused for it, and it's like,

(01:33:28):
all these years later, still nothing. You don't feel exonerated
at all.

Speaker 10 (01:33:31):
Do you, Gandhi, Not even a little bit. And it
wasn't just me that got accused. My friends who were
there got accused two So all of us were like,
we're so wrong to getting yelled at talking about we're
gonna have to serve community service like it was nonsense.

Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
You may come across as some kind of fruitcake, but
I want you to do this today. I want you
to text, email or call someone who owes you an
apology from years and years and years ago and tell
your story and let them know this has been bothering
you and you need resolution or you can't move forward.

Speaker 9 (01:34:01):
Thinking back to all the things I did that. Yeah
I did do that, Like she's this toilet paper the house, Like, yeah,
I did do that.

Speaker 11 (01:34:06):
My sister used to never take showers, and we used
to say, Jackie, take a shower. No, she can't appose
us that she really didn't take showers.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
Back then, you did everything wrong. You're the person that
did all this stuff that we got accused of doing.
You're the problem.

Speaker 9 (01:34:21):
I still toilet paper people's thousand, there were the town hooligan.

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
I don't know. I think we've lost our minds. I've
got twenty four one, twenty four's Christy, this is still
going on? What happened to you? How were you wronged
as a child? And it's still with you today? Hey Christy,
what's going on?

Speaker 8 (01:34:40):
Hi?

Speaker 18 (01:34:41):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (01:34:42):
Everybody?

Speaker 2 (01:34:43):
Good morning?

Speaker 7 (01:34:44):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:34:44):
How old were you? And all this took place? This
retroactive anger thing of yours?

Speaker 7 (01:34:50):
So actually I started talking about it and I was
laughing staically. I had cheers because it actually happened to
my brother though, and I did it to him. So
my dad had made us a brand new table for
I guess our playroom, our wreck room, and my sister
and I being normal teenagers, we were clowning around, had
friends over. We sat on it and broke it, so

(01:35:10):
we propped it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:11):
We propped it up.

Speaker 7 (01:35:12):
My little brother, five years old, cute as can be,
goes down with his coloring books and crayons, goes to color,
and the whole thing collapses on him. My mom is
screaming at him, you know, what were you doing? You
were clowning around, and he's just sobbing.

Speaker 9 (01:35:27):
He's like, I didn't do it.

Speaker 8 (01:35:28):
I was just coloring.

Speaker 7 (01:35:29):
And then I was like, well, it can't break just
from coloring. My sister and I are upstairs. We both
pick our heads out of our bedrooms and I'm like,
I'm not saying anything. My sister's like I'm not saying nothing.
So forever my brother had no clue what happened. We
finally told it. He's thirty five now, so we finally
told him, Yeah, wow, my poor brother.

Speaker 2 (01:35:52):
And all he was doing was coloring and coloring. He's
got a lot of pressure on a table, right, I mean,
you know.

Speaker 7 (01:35:59):
And my mother's still like, for like forever, my mom
would always bring it up, and he broke it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
All those years, and you know, he had to live
with us all those years. But you did too. Did
you feel guilty at all?

Speaker 4 (01:36:11):
Nah?

Speaker 7 (01:36:11):
No, no, no, I did so much to that poor kid.

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
All right, thank you for coming clean, Christy at least, uh,
there's there's there's a feeling of coming clean. It's good.
Have a great day. Thanks for listening today.

Speaker 3 (01:36:25):
I have a great day.

Speaker 7 (01:36:26):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
You You're welcome. Roy On line twenty, his grandmother still
doesn't believe something that happened when he was a kid.
What happened?

Speaker 13 (01:36:34):
Roy Elvis, Good morning, Good morning guys.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
I love you guys, well, thank you, thank you so much.

Speaker 13 (01:36:41):
So I'm a originally from Mississippi. I live in Iowa now.
One day it was raining like crazy in Mississippi, and
I was saying, my grandma and uh, she has like
a lot of bowls, so he's like a order. She
just loves okay, old like and so basically it was

(01:37:02):
raining and I had to use the restroom. So I
went to the bathroom and there was like a leak
in the ceiling. So I went under the sink got
one of her bowls because she has like a thousand
of them. So I get the bowl and I put
it where the water was leaking in the cilly and
I wake up or she wakes me up about four
or five hours later with the bowl in my face,

(01:37:24):
and she's like, did you pee in my bowl?

Speaker 4 (01:37:27):
And I was like what.

Speaker 13 (01:37:29):
She was like, there's water in my bowl? If a
boy the toilet. Did you pee in my bowl? I
was like, Grandma like like, listen to yourself. There was
a toilet, there's a bowl. Why would I pee in
the bowl and there's a toilet And she's like, nope, nope,
you peed in my bowl. I don't understand why you
would pee in my bowl and there's a toilet right there.
Grandma hadn't fot and like she's ninety years old right now,

(01:37:51):
well actually she's ninety three, but she was ninety when
it happened. And till this day she's just like, yep,
I'm pretty sure you peed in my bowl.

Speaker 2 (01:37:59):
She was like, right, right, when's the last time. When's
the last time you told your grandmother you really needed
to clear the air? Here? Was it very was it
long ago? Or was it recent?

Speaker 3 (01:38:09):
It was recent?

Speaker 13 (01:38:10):
It was recent.

Speaker 2 (01:38:10):
Still she won't let go.

Speaker 13 (01:38:13):
She still does not believe me, and she and the
funny part about it is so she was like, whit
to your dad gets home? And so my my dad
gets home and she's waiting at the kitchen table with
the bowl, and she was like, ask your son, what
do you did with my bowl today? He was like,
did you pee in her ball? I was like, Dad,

(01:38:34):
she's ninety, she's ninety years old. Come on, do you
think I would pee in the bowl?

Speaker 2 (01:38:38):
Come on, God, I know, But if you think about it, Roy,
at the end of the day, it's it's something that's
so ridiculously stupid. You know what I'm saying. It's not
that big of a deal, but it is a big
deal to you because to this day, all these years later,
your your beloved grandmother still doesn't believe you, and you
need for her to believe you. You're gonna have to.

Speaker 13 (01:38:55):
Convince her before before she passes or anything. I need
her to Yeah, believe me. I did not let her
know in your bowl.

Speaker 2 (01:39:03):
I love your grandmother, I love you, but we've we've
got to come to an understanding here. This has been
bothering act All right, Well, good luck?

Speaker 13 (01:39:11):
Can I tell you? Can I tell you one more thing?

Speaker 2 (01:39:13):
Absolutely?

Speaker 18 (01:39:14):
Hey?

Speaker 13 (01:39:14):
So, uh, I've been living to Iowa now for about
I want to say five six years. When I first
moved to Iowa, I really didn't know too many people,
really didn't know what was going on.

Speaker 5 (01:39:26):
Uh.

Speaker 13 (01:39:26):
I was living in Des Moines at the time. I
lived to see the rapids. Now I turned the radio on,
I heard your voice for the first time. I was like,
these guys sound kind of interesting. Kept you on for
a couple more months after that. I actually met you
guys at Iowa stay Fair before you had your surgery.
I met you, so, I mean, I've loved you ever

(01:39:47):
since then. So for about six years now, you guys
have been my favorite radio station. So I love you guys,
and I love hearing that. I love Danielle, I love
all you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
That's so cool. Thank you so much. You know well,
I love hearing that.

Speaker 7 (01:40:01):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:40:02):
Every day we talked to different different types of people,
people who've been listening to us for twenty something years
and people who are just now listening to us for
the very first time. And I think you just gave
those new listeners the instructions you got to listen for
several months. Otherwise this crap doesn't make any sense at all.

Speaker 13 (01:40:19):
I'm glad you stuck with this thank you so much,
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
Well, thanks for your loyalty all these years. Hold on, Roy,
thanks for your tell your mom hello, get over it,
don't be in anymore. Both don't do it? Yeah, yeah,
the toilet bowl is technically a bowl. Hold on one second. Excellent.

Speaker 4 (01:40:34):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:40:35):
I love that he moved somewhere, didn't have any friends.
Turn on the radio and hear his friends are every day.
I love that. Hey, I'm at Sharon.

Speaker 6 (01:40:45):
Hey, what's up with.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
Elvis in the Moon Show?

Speaker 15 (01:40:50):
You answer the phone, Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phones happened?

Speaker 2 (01:41:01):
Phone tap? Hey, Danielle.

Speaker 9 (01:41:02):
Hello, So John is phone tapping his mom. He lives
with his mom.

Speaker 11 (01:41:06):
She's very proper and an uptight type of mom. He
has a room downstairs in the house, but he has
his own entrance. But there are rules no girls allowed.

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
So how old is he?

Speaker 11 (01:41:15):
Uh, he's he's not that old. He's not that he's like,
I guess he's like eighteen or something like that. I
didn't ask him how old he was.

Speaker 2 (01:41:21):
Mom.

Speaker 11 (01:41:22):
Anyway, he did sneak a girl in and it's me
And that's where the phone tap takes play.

Speaker 2 (01:41:27):
Oh excellent, All right, let's see what happened to you
Today's Danielle photo.

Speaker 3 (01:41:30):
Hellohy, can I talk to John?

Speaker 1 (01:41:32):
Please?

Speaker 8 (01:41:34):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 6 (01:41:35):
Is John Holme?

Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
I know he's not.

Speaker 18 (01:41:37):
He left for work?

Speaker 8 (01:41:38):
Can I ask you? Speaking? Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:41:39):
Was Zette? Can you can you do me a favor?

Speaker 17 (01:41:43):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:41:44):
Can you run down to his room and just check
in his bed and see if I left my iPod there?

Speaker 6 (01:41:48):
Wait too, it's this Lizette with Yeah, I was there
last night.

Speaker 11 (01:41:53):
I came over and I spent the night, and I
left my iPod This morning, I'm on my way to
the gym.

Speaker 9 (01:41:57):
I need to get it. Can you just go run
down and check and see if.

Speaker 8 (01:42:00):
There Wait a minute, you spent the night at my
house last.

Speaker 9 (01:42:03):
Night, and I spent the night at John's house last night.

Speaker 8 (01:42:05):
Okay, John is my son?

Speaker 6 (01:42:07):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:42:07):
And your point, well you.

Speaker 8 (01:42:08):
Spent the night of my house last night.

Speaker 9 (01:42:11):
Okay? Well what does that have to do with my iPod?
Can you just go check and see if it's there?

Speaker 8 (01:42:14):
Oh my god, I can't believe you're talking to me,
like just good?

Speaker 4 (01:42:16):
Are you?

Speaker 8 (01:42:17):
How did you move my son?

Speaker 1 (01:42:19):
What I make?

Speaker 11 (01:42:19):
Your son at work? Can you just go and get
the iPod? It's I'll probably underneath.

Speaker 8 (01:42:24):
The Shin's never mentioned you before. My son has never
said anything. My son is not allowed to have girls
in the house.

Speaker 9 (01:42:30):
Okay, he's eighteen years old. You can do whatever he wants.

Speaker 20 (01:42:32):
Lady, come on, I can't believe.

Speaker 8 (01:42:34):
You're talking to me like this.

Speaker 4 (01:42:35):
This is this is unbelievable.

Speaker 11 (01:42:36):
All I did was call it again my iPod, and
you're acting like like I'm some kind of tramp or something.

Speaker 6 (01:42:41):
I've been seeing your son.

Speaker 8 (01:42:42):
If you spent the night with my son downstairs and
I didn't know about it, you are tramp.

Speaker 11 (01:42:46):
And maybe you're from medieval times or whatever. But that's
how it works nowadays. You meet someone you date and
then you wind up sleeping with them or spending the night.

Speaker 8 (01:42:53):
That's how it works these days. Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 9 (01:42:55):
Yeah, that's wh whom she was actually nice to me.

Speaker 4 (01:43:03):
Yeah, well, I don't think she's gonna be so nice
to me. Oh she's calling, she's calling.

Speaker 9 (01:43:07):
Don't pick it up. I'm gonna miss the call. We're
gonna call her back, all right, Okay, here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:43:14):
Hello, Hey, Mom, I call don What's up is going on?
I get a call from a Lesette. She left her
iPod there she? What is this all about?

Speaker 4 (01:43:24):
I don't know what you're talking about. Mom? No, no, no, no, no,
you know what I'm talking about this morning?

Speaker 13 (01:43:28):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 8 (01:43:29):
Stop me?

Speaker 4 (01:43:30):
Stop what I'm not doing anything?

Speaker 8 (01:43:32):
Okay?

Speaker 18 (01:43:32):
Who is with that?

Speaker 8 (01:43:33):
And what was she doing in your room last night?

Speaker 4 (01:43:36):
How do you know her? Who are you?

Speaker 8 (01:43:39):
I've been words? Is this the first song? Have you
had millions of girls every night? So I have you
sleeping in my bag with me so I can make
sure that there's no normal coming in and out, parading
in and out.

Speaker 4 (01:43:50):
All night long, singing in your bed? What are you
talking about? I was siking, pull a lotch on you?
How am I going to ever let you.

Speaker 8 (01:43:57):
Move out of the house?

Speaker 4 (01:43:58):
Whats going on?

Speaker 8 (01:43:59):
Who is was that?

Speaker 7 (01:44:00):
Was that?

Speaker 4 (01:44:01):
This girl I met like a while back, But she
wasn't She wasn't there last night? Don't Well? Maybe she
stopped by for a little bit, like you know, a
like ten thirty or so, but she was gone by
like eleven.

Speaker 8 (01:44:13):
Her story is that she spent the night with you
last night. What do you see the ripper?

Speaker 4 (01:44:18):
Mom? I don't beat strippers. What are you talking about?

Speaker 8 (01:44:21):
Hea?

Speaker 4 (01:44:21):
Then?

Speaker 8 (01:44:22):
How can you've never brought her home to me. How
come you've never introduced me to her? You know the
ring her.

Speaker 4 (01:44:26):
It's like a crazy woman, like you're being right now, I'm.

Speaker 8 (01:44:29):
Not being a crazy woman. Why don't keep a watch
on you. Look at the stupid decisions that you're making.
You're spending the night with some girl. I've never met
her before.

Speaker 4 (01:44:37):
When do I when do we use protection? What do
you want you?

Speaker 8 (01:44:40):
Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god?

Speaker 20 (01:44:43):
What what all right?

Speaker 8 (01:44:45):
I want to meet her right away?

Speaker 4 (01:44:47):
Well, I don't know that that's a good idea. Why
is that? Well, because I don't want you to like
scare her away. I really like her. I think she's cool.

Speaker 8 (01:44:55):
I'm your mother.

Speaker 4 (01:44:57):
I know. That's what I'm afraid of.

Speaker 8 (01:44:59):
Where that's about?

Speaker 7 (01:45:00):
Mean?

Speaker 4 (01:45:01):
I mean, you're yelling at me. You're gonna yell at her.

Speaker 8 (01:45:03):
I'm not gonna yell at her. Actually, I think I
was very nice considering the shop. I just got that
he spent the entire night in your room.

Speaker 4 (01:45:12):
Well, I have my own entrance in everything. I mean,
it's kind of like it's own apartment.

Speaker 20 (01:45:15):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 8 (01:45:16):
The kind of girl who's gonna be on a couple
of dates with you and then come home and sleep
with you. That's not the kind of girl that you
want to be dating.

Speaker 4 (01:45:24):
What are you saying, I'm like not cooling off? The
girls all sleep with me.

Speaker 8 (01:45:27):
No, that's it. I'm putting a video camera out there
so I can keep an eye on you, so I
know you create it out of your entrance.

Speaker 4 (01:45:35):
Oh my god, Mom, you don't need to put a
video camera outside of my door.

Speaker 8 (01:45:38):
Well, ac curarently I do.

Speaker 4 (01:45:39):
You're gonna say, all going on, Well you take your
father or well I figured, you know, somebody needs to
like have some fun in the house.

Speaker 8 (01:45:50):
Mom.

Speaker 9 (01:45:50):
Mom, I promise it won't happen again.

Speaker 5 (01:45:52):
You're with up right now?

Speaker 8 (01:45:56):
Mom?

Speaker 18 (01:45:56):
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (01:45:57):
Mom?

Speaker 9 (01:45:58):
Actually there is no laz that. This is Daniel Narrow
from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, and you just
got phone tapped.

Speaker 4 (01:46:03):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:46:05):
He didn't bring home any girls.

Speaker 8 (01:46:07):
Oh my god, I'm not in publications. Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (01:46:10):
He actually even put the iPod in the bed himself.

Speaker 8 (01:46:15):
Right, oh John, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
See Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 16 (01:46:23):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 15 (01:46:27):
The Elvis Teroran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:46:33):
With Wendy's. Breakfast Burrito is everything you want for breakfast,
Fresh cracked eggs, seasoned potatoes, American cheese, cheese, sauce, bacon,
or sausage, all rolled up into one warm tortilla. Want
the boss of breakfast Burritos gotta be Wendy's at participating
in US. Wendy's all right, we are done, but we're
coming back. Don't you worry until next time. Say peace out, everybody, Pa,