FULL SHOW: The Day We Questioned Every “Normal” Thing We Do

From a listener quitting her job to “take care of her joy” to Mrs. Mashalopsis losing her teeth, today spirals fast. We argue over BS life sayings, mansplaining, clapping when planes land, and who keeps stealing food from the office fridge. Things get personal with weird habits, left-handed struggles, sober reconnections, and ultimatums — plus fake ID arrests, a sock-shoe showdown, a pizza guy talking to himself, and a caller convinced her husband might be gay.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
You guys are my uplook favorite and I love you all.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I got to listen to you every day.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
You guys are so funny and it's such an enjoyment.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
We'll listening to you every morning on my way to
work and I'm to say.

Speaker 5 (00:11):
Hello day.

Speaker 6 (00:14):
Elvister Wrenn in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Our brind Jamie is here. Can we just give me
talking about that?

Speaker 7 (00:20):
Yeah we can.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Jamie has been light up him down the hall for
what thirteen years?

Speaker 8 (00:27):
Just yep, just about.

Speaker 9 (00:29):
And Jamie's been on our show several times. We've talked
about the dating world and how you're out there looking
for that guy because you want to start a family.

Speaker 8 (00:38):
You know, I do you want to start a family? Yes?

Speaker 9 (00:41):
Of late, you've been through a couple of health things,
which you okay, So we heard the other day Jamie
has made a decision.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Tell everyone the decision you made. You made and it
was announced just a day ago.

Speaker 10 (00:51):
Today literally quit my job, like just walked in there
and did it.

Speaker 11 (00:58):
I love it. I'm so proud of you.

Speaker 7 (01:00):
I'm still happy for you.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
There was no twe notice.

Speaker 8 (01:02):
I didn't even know how this worked.

Speaker 10 (01:04):
I went into my boss's office and I just told
him the truth. I've been having some health issues and
I need to get my plate, get myself in a
better space. And I did three rounds of IVF last
year and I turned forty in May. And I want
a family, and unfortunately this environment for me anymore, for
my health and wanting a family is not the space

(01:26):
for me anymore. And I have family here and I
loved it, and I loved all my time here and
I'm blessed and grateful for it. But it's time for
me to now go to the next chapter of my life,
which is going to set me up for the rest
of my life.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
And there you good.

Speaker 8 (01:39):
Yeah, yeah, not scary, but I did it.

Speaker 9 (01:42):
The reason why I'm so grateful that you came in
to share this with our listeners because all a Megatona
listeners are going through the same thing. Yeah, They're trying
to find the answers in life, and they're just in
a spot that doesn't allow them to see clearly and
find that path they need to be on.

Speaker 8 (01:58):
And I get that.

Speaker 10 (01:59):
I was paralyzed in fear for over making a decision
like this, Where am I going to go?

Speaker 8 (02:04):
Because I don't have something lined up? Now? How am
I going to pay for things. What am I going
to do?

Speaker 10 (02:08):
And then the fear of not having a family was
scarier than the fear of just jumping out of the airplane,
going Universe catch me. And that's what I did. And
I'm a little bit shaky, but I know the universe
is going to have my back and I will land
in a place where I'm supposed to be and have
my family one day that I so desperately want to
have there. You go, yeah, so be brief, just do it.

(02:29):
Sometimes you just have to jump.

Speaker 7 (02:30):
Rip the band aid off, je jump.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Let's talk about Let's talk about courage. That's it? Yepuh.

Speaker 9 (02:37):
And a lot of people listening right now are going, God,
I want that courage.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
What was it?

Speaker 9 (02:43):
Was it any one thing or just a collection of
things that made you go, okay, I'm pushing the button today.

Speaker 8 (02:49):
A collection of things.

Speaker 12 (02:50):
Really.

Speaker 10 (02:50):
My health was just after the twenty one years of
these hours, it's really rough on the body. And then
I spend so much of my money on IVF last
year and that put my body through a lot, and
I just looked back and thought I didn't do all
this to go never mind.

Speaker 8 (03:07):
And when that door closes for a woman. That's that's it.
So I was.

Speaker 10 (03:11):
I decided I'm finding him, I'm having those babies, and
I have to leave.

Speaker 8 (03:15):
And I just pulled the trigger and I did it.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (03:18):
Wow, I love this for you.

Speaker 10 (03:20):
Yeah yeah, I mean you've known me forever. It's like,
it's just it's something I've always wanted.

Speaker 7 (03:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (03:24):
Oh, you guys have known each other since before you
came here, right, yeah, yeah, so in Boston.

Speaker 11 (03:28):
Yeah, yeah, I'm her.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
You were talking about this plan back then.

Speaker 10 (03:33):
Yeah. And I know not everybody wants kids. It's a
very personal desension. But for me, it's just too important
to wake up one day and I'm my windows shut
like that can't be me.

Speaker 8 (03:43):
I have to just do it now.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Good for you.

Speaker 9 (03:46):
Yeah, but you know, it may not be kids, it
mayn't be found. It may be a rainbow of reasons why.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, someone is listening to this exactly.

Speaker 8 (03:54):
It doesn't have to be that.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
I have to get the courage to do it. And
you are. You're jumping out of the plane with no shoot,
oh yes I did. But you know what, Okay, it's
all good.

Speaker 7 (04:03):
It's all good. It's all good.

Speaker 8 (04:05):
I feel really good. I feel good.

Speaker 9 (04:07):
Well, do you vacillate with your feelings a little bit.
Like one minute you're a little frightened, the next minute
you're like, so you feel relief, and.

Speaker 10 (04:13):
It's like a base excitement because I know that great
things are going to come my way.

Speaker 7 (04:17):
And you're so talented, you have so many you know,
things you can thank you to, you know, other places
of employment.

Speaker 10 (04:22):
Yeah, so I full disclosure. I jumped without having a
backup plan. And sometimes you just have to do that too,
You just I will land somewhere. And but if I
didn't jump, I wouldn't have done I would never have
done it.

Speaker 8 (04:34):
If I kept thinking about it.

Speaker 9 (04:35):
You know who could be after you? Who's next in
line for this? This is very important.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
So when we know who is ready for a family,
ready just to quit this job?

Speaker 13 (04:46):
Oh yeah, this plane, until the plane comes to a
safe land, until we crashed the plane, ready.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
For a family. He's ready to get out of here.
He doesn't like this job. It doesn't like anything. It
brings the anti you.

Speaker 7 (05:05):
Yeah, we're kind of the opposite, but I still love you.

Speaker 9 (05:08):
Carry Okay, So what are you You know Jamie for
a year, we all have, But what are your feelings
about what she's doing here.

Speaker 14 (05:13):
I almost cried for you yesterday and you told me
in the garage and we hugged it out because honestly, you,
I know how long you've wanted all this, and there's
no way that any of that could really happen with
the hours that you keep, the demands of your job distresses,
and the struggles. So I, for one, am very happy.
And I got to say, I'm super proud of you.
You're a stronger person than me because you actually you're

(05:35):
taking a leap of faith here.

Speaker 8 (05:36):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 7 (05:37):
Do you want to solicit for like a gom Yes?

Speaker 8 (05:40):
Please job Farmer's only?

Speaker 7 (05:43):
So I mean, I'm ready.

Speaker 15 (05:47):
She has.

Speaker 11 (05:49):
Farmers only?

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Who Canada high?

Speaker 9 (05:53):
Candace, you did the same exact thing back in May
that Jamie's.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Doing right now.

Speaker 16 (06:00):
I did, and I'm so proud of you, Jamie, Like
it's so scary, take the leap.

Speaker 8 (06:04):
I'm so proud of you.

Speaker 16 (06:05):
I got out of a toxic work environment. It was
best for my mental health. I have a ten year
old son. I said, you know what, I want more
time with my kid and more time for me.

Speaker 9 (06:13):
Well see there's a kid involved here. So you walked
away from a career with a childe. A lot of
people say, well, god, you know, I'm lucky I can
walk away because I don't have any children.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
You have a child, How was that health frightening? Was
that for you?

Speaker 6 (06:26):
Oh my god?

Speaker 16 (06:27):
It was the scariest thing I've ever done. Like she said,
it's like jumping out of a plane with no parachute, right,
But the universe had my back. I picked up a
bartending job. My son and I have had the beach
and let me tell you something, it was the best
decision ever. I'm happier. My mental health is through the roof.
You know, my biggest rewarded friends and families saying, you
know what, you're glowing. You look like you're happy.

Speaker 8 (06:50):
So happy for you. That sounds amazing.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Wow, thank you.

Speaker 16 (06:53):
I'm so happy for you, Jamie.

Speaker 8 (06:54):
Thank you, Candace.

Speaker 9 (06:56):
As we hear the story between Candace and Jamie, does
it matter, you can admit it. Maybe you're thinking, look
what if I did that, Jamielle.

Speaker 7 (07:06):
It's all I'm thinking, is Jamie. When we see you
in like two weeks and you've reset from getting up
at this time of morning, you're gonna feel human again. Yeah,
so good.

Speaker 11 (07:20):
We're ten years younger, sleeping in and.

Speaker 16 (07:23):
Getting your coffee and going outside and grounding yourself and
doing the bird sturping and not stressing. Girl, You're gonna
fall in love again?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Is that what happens in the morning when we're working?

Speaker 7 (07:33):
Is that what happens birds out there?

Speaker 10 (07:37):
Forgot?

Speaker 17 (07:40):
Look at that?

Speaker 18 (07:40):
It's amazing.

Speaker 9 (07:41):
Well, Candace, congratulations and you know what. I love that
you hearing Jamie's story sparked you and it made you
reach out to us.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
I love that. Congratulations and all the best to you
and your son.

Speaker 7 (07:53):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 16 (07:54):
Good luck to you, Jamie.

Speaker 8 (07:55):
Thank you, Candace.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
So when you walked in did you do that? Did
you know any walked in?

Speaker 19 (08:00):
This? Is it?

Speaker 16 (08:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:01):
You walked into his office.

Speaker 8 (08:03):
I was yeah, I was shaking. I was shaking.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
How did it roll out?

Speaker 10 (08:08):
I just sat down and shut the door, and I
had this conversation in my head and I just said,
I don't even really know how to get into this.
There's really no easy way, but I have to give
my resignation. Wow, after twenty one years in this industry,
more than half my life.

Speaker 8 (08:24):
That it was not an easy decision.

Speaker 10 (08:26):
But I have to put my health first and just
what I want more than anything in this family, which
in this world rather than is a family that is wild.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
I'm so glad you told this story.

Speaker 8 (08:38):
Yeah, oh, thank you.

Speaker 7 (08:39):
I'm so happy.

Speaker 10 (08:40):
I hope I can just encourage at least one person
just to jump out of that airplane and know that
it will be okay and it will change your life.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Wow, it will all work out.

Speaker 8 (08:50):
Ye yeah, well, thank you.

Speaker 7 (08:51):
Are they panicking over there?

Speaker 11 (08:53):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
I think it is.

Speaker 7 (08:56):
I love them all.

Speaker 10 (08:57):
That's why I have to ask, you know, somebody, let
me tell you there's been three people that already asked
about it.

Speaker 7 (09:02):
But he's not even cold yet.

Speaker 11 (09:08):
I'm sorry. That's a right good.

Speaker 7 (09:17):
Who chooses to get up at this time?

Speaker 17 (09:19):
I know?

Speaker 5 (09:20):
Morning Elvis ter Ran in the Morning show. Elvis Elvis
ter Wan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (09:36):
I came across this thread online where people are talking
about popular sayings that are actually total bs uh. And
let me know if you agree money doesn't buy happiness?

Speaker 7 (09:50):
Does I tell that to the kids all the time?

Speaker 9 (09:54):
It's BSh time heals all wounds.

Speaker 11 (09:59):
No, it makes you more angry.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, the wounds just get deeper something.

Speaker 19 (10:05):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Bs Cheaters never win. Oh we know that. Yeah, true.

Speaker 7 (10:10):
It definitely true.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
The old karma thing, what goes around comes around.

Speaker 7 (10:15):
Not always, yeah, not always.

Speaker 11 (10:17):
I believe in that one. I think sometimes it just
takes too long so we're not looking. But it always happens, right.

Speaker 9 (10:22):
Okay, good things come to those who wait.

Speaker 7 (10:28):
Terrible thought.

Speaker 9 (10:30):
Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger byes, out of sight,
out of mind.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Wrong, the early bird gets the worm. Hell, no sleepers.

Speaker 9 (10:40):
Yeah, an apple of days, the doctor away.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Plenty of fish in the sea. Sticks and stones may
break my bones, but words will never hurt me. That's
not true. That's BS.

Speaker 9 (10:53):
And finally, and this is the one I came up
with I before E except after c.

Speaker 19 (11:00):
R.

Speaker 7 (11:01):
And sometimes it is sometimes something else.

Speaker 20 (11:03):
Sometimes why it's a different one.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
I think, just let you know things have their total BS.

Speaker 7 (11:14):
I was in church this weekend and the homily, would
you know, the priest was giving the speech afterwards, He's like, yeah,
we should always forgive each other and live like that.
And I'm sitting there going, yeah, I don't think I
can forgive that person. Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure I
can't forgive that person. In my head, I'm going through.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Right there in the house of worship, you're feeling these things.

Speaker 11 (11:32):
It was terrible.

Speaker 9 (11:34):
I do have some I have some really good news.
And line one, NICKI got in touch with us.

Speaker 21 (11:38):
Hi Nikki, Hi, good morning guys.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Hello lady, well hello lady.

Speaker 9 (11:43):
All right, So NICKI, where were you when you had
to do this favor.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
For a human being? I was at work, right tell
her what you do.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
I am a manager for a coffee company, a.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Coffee company in New England, Okay.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
And I was at work. I was outside on the patio,
just getting some stuff, and suddenly the person that's a
regular customer stopped talking to me and was not breathing,
turned purple and heart stopped beating, not breathing. Totally completely unresponsible.

Speaker 9 (12:24):
Wow, right there on the front patio of the coffee plays.
So what did you do to change the direction of
the day.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
For that person?

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Gpr N And there's an amazing guy that came. I
don't even know where he came from. But during COVID,
you're not gonna necessarily jump in and give somebody CPR
and this guy just did. And he helped me and
we saved their life. And nine when one came and
their life, Oh that's.

Speaker 7 (12:52):
Awesome, amazing.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
See that changed a lot of people's days.

Speaker 19 (12:57):
You jumped in.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
You could have easily paid And what do I do?

Speaker 9 (13:02):
You know, a lot of people are not trained in ZPR.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
A lot of people don't understand that.

Speaker 9 (13:07):
You know, you need to keep oxygen moving into that
brain until someone can get there.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
And do you know their their magic right, And that's
what you did.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Absolutely. Yeah, I'm just very lucky that they got there
they did real quick.

Speaker 9 (13:24):
Absolutely, you know a lot about CPR, Nate. I mean,
remember the time I almost broke your sternum rehearsal rehearsing.

Speaker 20 (13:31):
You, right, that's correct, although I was alive at the time,
so technically he should have been doing it that hard.

Speaker 9 (13:39):
Why I need I need to feel that what it
feels like to save your life, to feel that crack
of the old surnam.

Speaker 22 (13:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (13:45):
Absolutely, anyway, congratulations Nikki, and you know what, all in
a day's work at the coffee shop.

Speaker 12 (13:51):
Right, That's right.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
And I love that you're listening to our show.

Speaker 12 (13:55):
Thanks Nikki, Thank you guys.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
I love listening to you in the morning on my
way to work.

Speaker 23 (13:58):
That's the only way I started.

Speaker 9 (14:00):
Oh, thank you. Go save some lives. But thanks for
listening to us.

Speaker 11 (14:05):
Man that's so cool. That's on my buffet list. I
would love to save a life.

Speaker 9 (14:09):
Well, we need someone else to, like, I don't know,
put you in that situation, so we need to give.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Me about five minutes. Seriously, Wow, that's so cool.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Daniel's got your phone tapped?

Speaker 11 (14:26):
So it's miss miss Musclopsis.

Speaker 7 (14:28):
Feel so, missus Moskaalopsis husband left his teeth in the
hotel they were staying and where this girl Josie works.
So her friend reached out and said, hey, let's mess
with her. So I accidentally phone tapped the manager.

Speaker 11 (14:41):
As well, like Diana you Daniels Hi, thanks for calling
your head that hotel, missus Josie speaking, How may I
help you?

Speaker 7 (14:50):
My name is Lynda Moskalopsis. I was there last week
and uh, my husband, I think he left his teeth
in the room.

Speaker 24 (14:57):
Oh I'm sorry to hear that. What room were you in?

Speaker 7 (15:01):
I know we were on the fifth floor. I can't remember.
I'm sorry. And he hasn't been able to eat since
we checked out because he's got no taste.

Speaker 24 (15:08):
Oh, I'm I'm really sorry here that ma'am let me
see if I can find a manager for you. I'm
gonna see if we can like check the room again.
I can take your information down and then we can
give you a call later.

Speaker 7 (15:21):
Okay, I'll hold.

Speaker 24 (15:24):
Oh no, ma'am, I said I can take your information down.
I'm really busy right now and I can't really help you.

Speaker 7 (15:31):
Oh all right, my name is Mosculosis Linda Moskal sayss
m A s h k A lalopsis.

Speaker 6 (15:41):
Okay.

Speaker 24 (15:41):
And then your phone number.

Speaker 7 (15:43):
Huh.

Speaker 24 (15:45):
I need your phone number.

Speaker 7 (15:46):
That's why I said I'll hold so you can go
look for the tath.

Speaker 24 (15:49):
No, I don't have time to hold like. There's many
other customers here, so I can't help you right now.
I need to do other things. I can take your
number down and then give you a call later.

Speaker 21 (16:04):
Ma'am.

Speaker 24 (16:05):
I need your phone number, and.

Speaker 7 (16:06):
I just gave him my phone number. I'll do it again.

Speaker 11 (16:09):
Hold on.

Speaker 24 (16:09):
It just sounded like dial tone, ma'am.

Speaker 11 (16:13):
I'm gonna hang up.

Speaker 25 (16:14):
I'm gonna hang up.

Speaker 6 (16:15):
This doesn't as you get it.

Speaker 26 (16:17):
You get these are numbers.

Speaker 24 (16:19):
Your heart numbers are dial tone.

Speaker 7 (16:20):
You call me back if you found the teeth and right, because.

Speaker 24 (16:23):
I can't eat your number.

Speaker 7 (16:24):
I don't have any number, all right, I told you, lady.

Speaker 24 (16:27):
Thank you, No, Hi, thanks for calling me very hotel.
This is Josie speaking.

Speaker 18 (16:35):
How may I help you?

Speaker 7 (16:35):
You wanted to see if you found my teeth on
my husband's tath.

Speaker 24 (16:39):
He just called five minutes ago. I haven't had a
chance to find it.

Speaker 7 (16:42):
I know, but I hadn't heard from me, so I
wanted to make sure you were looking because he really
can't eat anything like I've been making him, just like
mush and like porridge and like that kind of stuff.
So I really need you to look for those taethes.

Speaker 24 (16:54):
I will get my manager for you.

Speaker 17 (16:56):
Please hold.

Speaker 15 (16:58):
Tell this becase.

Speaker 11 (17:00):
Hello.

Speaker 19 (17:00):
Hello?

Speaker 7 (17:01):
Is this the manager?

Speaker 27 (17:03):
Yes, we don't have any information for you, and when
we do, we will call you back.

Speaker 7 (17:08):
Okay, Well, you don't have to get some upset on mean,
you know, I'm an old lady and you shouldn't be screaming.

Speaker 11 (17:12):
At all people.

Speaker 19 (17:13):
Oh I'm not I have I didn't swear at you
at all, ma'am.

Speaker 7 (17:16):
All right, So what time should I call you back? Then?

Speaker 19 (17:19):
No, I will call you back.

Speaker 7 (17:20):
All right. I'll call you back after lunch.

Speaker 19 (17:22):
Don't call us anymore, all right?

Speaker 7 (17:25):
After lunch.

Speaker 19 (17:26):
You don't do that.

Speaker 7 (17:28):
You found my husband's teeth?

Speaker 17 (17:30):
What?

Speaker 15 (17:30):
No, listen to what I'm saying.

Speaker 19 (17:33):
We will call you if we find anyone's teeth.

Speaker 7 (17:36):
I don't want just anybody see that what my husband's teeth.
If you find other teeth, I.

Speaker 11 (17:39):
Don't want those.

Speaker 15 (17:40):
Okay, as long as we understand that, you're not going
to call us anymore.

Speaker 7 (17:43):
You know what else? No, you just got phone tapped.
This is Daniel Manarrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
And you got phone You.

Speaker 19 (17:54):
Guys get paid to do that.

Speaker 7 (17:55):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (17:59):
Wow, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 27 (18:03):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by autharticipates.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
The Elvis Teroren phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (18:15):
Come on, Wake Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Dare I bring up Man's plaining?

Speaker 11 (18:22):
Yes? Please?

Speaker 2 (18:23):
So the other day when.

Speaker 9 (18:24):
Gandhi and our friend Cheryl Crowley were having lunch together,
dinner together, there was a guy at the next table
who decided to tell them what.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
It's like to be a woman.

Speaker 11 (18:32):
Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
How did this conversation conversation get sparked?

Speaker 11 (18:38):
He was very friendly and he just sat down and started,
you know, like kind of I think, hitting on some people.
And in the process of him doing that, he was
talking about how women love him because he knows what
women love.

Speaker 7 (18:50):
Of course he don't, he said.

Speaker 9 (18:52):
Did he say those words, I know what women love? Yeah,
so listen closely learn something, little lady.

Speaker 7 (18:57):
Without a yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Is that what he said?

Speaker 11 (19:00):
Say little lady? But he was like, oh, let me
tell you women love me because I know what women
love and that's important. And I was like, by all
means regale me.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Well, Danielle, don't you want to hear what women loves?

Speaker 7 (19:11):
I would laugh my ass off at this guy.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
So what's on his list of things he is aware
of that women love?

Speaker 11 (19:18):
Okay, he will woo you because he knows that women love.
The Kardashians purses a big dinger, a man who takes
charge being ignored. Women love being ignored. He said, oh,
we do. Yeah, they love it. And I love competing
for attention with other women. That is what women love
it we do.

Speaker 9 (19:39):
Okay, So this makes him the Romeo of all Romeos
because he knows that this is what women love. Let's
let's break this down. Okay, all women love purses.

Speaker 11 (19:48):
I do not. Okay, a lot of them do. I'm
not saying that that's not possible. But not every woman
is obsessed with purses.

Speaker 7 (19:55):
I am, but you know that's just me.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Okay, you like bags, not wan it is.

Speaker 9 (20:00):
But the thing is, he's saying that he's a great
guy for women because he knows that women love purses.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Okay, purses, women love the Kardashians.

Speaker 7 (20:10):
Here, Okay, I do love them.

Speaker 9 (20:13):
So, Danielle, this guy so far is uh, he's winning
in your books. So he knows that women like a
big dinger.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Danielle. Yes, nobody walks through wanting a small one.

Speaker 11 (20:28):
No one wants a small one. But there is too big.

Speaker 7 (20:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, there is.

Speaker 11 (20:32):
Such Yeah there.

Speaker 9 (20:34):
I'm assuming I'm not man's planning. I'm assuming there are
women that like all sorts of different things. But for
him to say that he is God's gift to women
because he knows that all women love big dingers.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
That's my point.

Speaker 11 (20:45):
You love this the Kardashians and a big thing.

Speaker 9 (20:50):
He thinks that he does well with women because he
knows that women like men who take charge.

Speaker 11 (20:57):
M not so sure about not either. Yeah. And he
was saying, you know, ladies. What the end of the day.
You want to come home and you want to be
treated basically like you just said Elvis, like a little lady.
I'm gonna do everything. I'm gonna tell you what you
want to do. It's great.

Speaker 7 (21:10):
Oh thanks?

Speaker 11 (21:11):
Are you? Thanks?

Speaker 7 (21:12):
You're gonna tell me what to do?

Speaker 11 (21:13):
Love that?

Speaker 7 (21:13):
Yeah, what do I want to do?

Speaker 9 (21:14):
He thinks he's God's give to women because he knows
that women like being ignored, is what he said.

Speaker 7 (21:21):
Nope, that was my favorite thing.

Speaker 11 (21:23):
Opposite. Yeah, please don't ignore me.

Speaker 7 (21:25):
I don't get very irritated.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
I would want him to ignore me.

Speaker 25 (21:33):
So you come home with a big purse, turn on
the Kardashians, show her your dinger, and ignore her all yours.

Speaker 7 (21:42):
Don't tell me what to do.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
This is why he's winning.

Speaker 14 (21:45):
Yes, Gary, So I disagree vehemently with all the things
that of this guy said.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
However, I would hope you would think that. Yes, But
when it comes.

Speaker 14 (21:53):
To the ignorant thing, maybe it was a poor choice
of words, and maybe it was he's talking about getting
the girl.

Speaker 19 (21:59):
See, I feel like.

Speaker 14 (22:04):
Man's playing for the man's playing guy on this point
only only, and that is I think that this guy
is trying to say that if you chase too hard,
too quickly, you may they may run away because a
lot of times that women, women won't pay attention to.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Okay, we would call that women like a challenge not
to be ignored.

Speaker 9 (22:24):
I think that works for both men and women, with
men and men and women and women.

Speaker 11 (22:28):
And let's also be honest. People only say you're giving
them too much attention because they're not that attracted to you.
Because if somebody is attracted to you, they want all
the attention. You can send them the flowers, you can
show up and say hi, and they'll be like, oh,
it's so romantic. But when they're not attracted to you,
then it's creepy. That's the difference.

Speaker 9 (22:43):
Yeah, And the word ignore means you completely disconnect. Right,
So look, you you may play whatever you want to
call it hard to get or hey, lists take this slow,
you know, whatever version of that game you want to play.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
I get that.

Speaker 9 (22:57):
But if you just ghost me, that's ignored me. And
I think that's that's really crappy, not cool. I don't know,
And my man's plaining.

Speaker 11 (23:05):
Maybe I Nope, I agree with you on that.

Speaker 19 (23:07):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (23:07):
See, he also thinks he's God's gift to women because
he thinks that women love competing with other women around them.

Speaker 7 (23:16):
I list no, thank you me.

Speaker 11 (23:21):
Of the worst man's plain ever, which I think a
lot of men think that way, and I could be wrong.
I don't want to females plain woman's plain, but women
don't want to compete with each other. The women that
I know in my life we want to uplift each
other and be on a team with one another. Danielle
and I do not compete for anything, maybe like a
snack if one of us has to go on for

(23:41):
it first, but aside from that, we don't come at
each other. None of the women on this show, do
you know? And it's completely wrong that he says all
women love that. No, maybe the ones he hangs out with,
which don't sound super funny.

Speaker 7 (23:53):
Guy said, was this guy even cute?

Speaker 11 (23:56):
I don't want to say in case he's listening. I'm
sure people think he's handing.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Yes, okay, but that's good. Well he's just he negated
all that.

Speaker 9 (24:04):
But all I'm saying is this, if a guy feels
the need to tell you why he is successful with women,
and here's my list that really tells you a lot
right there, doesn't it?

Speaker 22 (24:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (24:16):
Absolutely?

Speaker 11 (24:17):
And all I could think the whole time was I
wonder what the guys on this show think women love,
because that would be hilarious. We already know what thinks.

Speaker 9 (24:25):
I'll tell you what I think because you told us.
I think you love the things that you have been
very clear about. You like a guy with a sense
of humor.

Speaker 11 (24:33):
Absolutely.

Speaker 9 (24:34):
Now, I'm not trying to man'splain and tell you what
I think. I'm telling you that because you have said
that too much. We listen to what you said.

Speaker 11 (24:42):
I appreciate that about you. That is true. I think
women enjoy having somebody around who makes them laugh, somebody
who makes them feel comfortable in their skin. I think anybody,
man or woman or other, believes that they want to
be around people who make them feel good, make them
feel good about themselves, make them feel like they're better
version of themselves. Not this like I'm going to ignore you.

(25:03):
You have to keep up with me. We're going to
play this stupid game. I don't think a lot of people.

Speaker 7 (25:06):
Will know that if you're ignoring me, I'm not sure
that's making me feel good about my daughter.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Well he thinks that, Okay, let me give you another one.

Speaker 22 (25:13):
I believe.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Let me man's playing some more.

Speaker 9 (25:16):
Oh wow, OKAYT yeah, I believe that you would really
really appreciate being listened to.

Speaker 8 (25:23):
Absolute.

Speaker 9 (25:24):
Yes, you've made that very clear as well.

Speaker 7 (25:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 11 (25:29):
So I actually was dating somebody for a while, and
you know me, I don't want to get married. That
is not my thing. I am not a marriage hater.
It's just not for me. And we were dating for
a long time. All the women at his workplace were
telling him, dude, you got to get her a ring
or she's leaving. You gotta do it. And I would
say to him, please, don't listen to those other women
at work, listen to the woman in the home. That's me.

(25:50):
I don't want to ring. Don't do that. And it
was just always to think they told me again that
I got to get to a ring. I was like, oh,
so annoying.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
There you go. Any other man's playing in the room.

Speaker 25 (26:01):
No, I'm just trying to keep check of all the
things I need to do so that a woman will
like me. All right, here we go, So make sure
I got this right. I need to come home. I
need to have another woman with me for her to
compete with hand her a purse, tell her what to do,
turn on the Kardashians, show her my dinger, and then
ignore her.

Speaker 9 (26:19):
Yeah, it is all mine, according to that guy. I say,
you do the opposite. Let's go talk to Liz on
line twenty four.

Speaker 21 (26:28):
Hey liz Hi, how are you.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
We're doing well.

Speaker 9 (26:32):
So you heard about this man's playing guy that was
across the restaurant from Gandhi and her friend Cheryl. But
you said your brother, actually man's playing something about what
he knows about women, and it must drive you a
little crazy, right?

Speaker 13 (26:46):
Oh?

Speaker 28 (26:46):
Absolutely? I think my brother is a total player. He
probably wouldn't say the same, but he treats women poorly,
and he is adamant that that is what gets them
interested in.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Him, interested in what way?

Speaker 9 (27:02):
Which, I guess that's the question I get to him.

Speaker 11 (27:09):
See, I think that there are probably some women out
there who do respond to that, and from like a
place of insecurity and wanting to people please and thinking,
oh this guy doesn't like me, Let me do everything
I can to make him like me. What I would say,
The majority of women don't want that. Nobody wants to
be treated poorly.

Speaker 7 (27:25):
I could say, if if a guy is really hot,
and you're only in it to sleep with him, and
you know you have the same views like you wouldn't.
You're not in it for a long term thing. And
then maybe you'll sleep with them, But if it's somebody
you want to have a relationship with, that's not how
you're going to go about doing it. That's why you
want to be treated.

Speaker 9 (27:43):
Hey, scary, is there something stupid do you want to
add to the show? I see it simmering.

Speaker 14 (27:52):
There is some Some women get drunk off the d
and then it's tough times.

Speaker 19 (27:57):
It's tough to break away.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
From a guy who treats them poorly.

Speaker 14 (28:00):
So you can't see the light through the trees because
they're so blinded by something that they may be addicted
to it in their world.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
So do you think that really has more to do
with her than him? Actually?

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Probably, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
So it's not some women are addicted to the deeds.

Speaker 9 (28:20):
Some people just haven't come to the realization that they
deserve better and they do.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
I'm sorry, I must be man explaining again, pale is
I mean, so, did.

Speaker 9 (28:30):
You have an argument with your brother about his claims
that treating women poorly get him laid?

Speaker 28 (28:37):
I mean, he's not wrong.

Speaker 12 (28:39):
It does.

Speaker 28 (28:39):
It works out in his favor. But for you know,
my sister and I we just look at him like
he has ten heads because we like our boyfriends to
treat us very nicely, right, And you know, I think
it just makes it. It gives any future women in
my brother's path kind of a a syphe's choice of

(29:00):
whether you.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
Want to die or.

Speaker 19 (29:10):
Very well.

Speaker 9 (29:10):
But Liz, you have crafted your sentence brilliantly, and we
thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
You have a good day. Okay.

Speaker 7 (29:18):
Some some women will be like, oh, you know what,
I can change him. He might have treated me like crap,
but I'm going to get him to treat me better
and I'm going to change this guy challenge.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (29:29):
Look, you know, one thing we're all in search of,
I must Man's plain is happiness and the feeling of
being appreciated and loved.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
And yeah, you know, sometimes.

Speaker 9 (29:39):
You got to reevaluate little how you're how you're mining
for that. Is it really working out to your favor?
Are you really going to get the person that you
truly deserved that way? Well, you know these are lessons
you have to learn in your own But having a
guy in a restaurant.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Man's planning it to you say, well, here's a little
lady's rule.

Speaker 7 (29:58):
Let me tell you what you like.

Speaker 11 (30:00):
Okay, I love it, And.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
There you have it.

Speaker 17 (30:04):
Collectively as a team, you guys are just literally the best.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
Mister Ran in the Morning Show, Alstran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (30:22):
A lot of times if you fly to South America
or you know, South South of the Border or the Caribbean,
sometimes it is a cultural thing whereas the pilot safely
lands the plane, people applaud, people clap yeah, right, And
I always thought, okay, I didn't clap with them, but
I never had a problem with I thought it was
kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
That's what they do. And they're like, thank you pilot
for not crashing.

Speaker 7 (30:46):
That what it is is that we're excited to be
at our destination or we're happy that we didn't crash.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Well, I think you.

Speaker 9 (30:51):
Know a lot of people, and I'm going to make
an assumption on this. A lot of people, especially years
and years ago, when you took a trip on a plane,
it was an event. You would dress up for it,
you would you know, it was a special event, and
the pilot was like a quarterback on a on a
on a football team, and all the flight attendants were models.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
You know, you wanted their autograph.

Speaker 9 (31:13):
I'd see kids asking slot flight attendants for their autographs,
and the pilot as well. So of course, over the
years it wasn't quite an event, but it still was
for someone it was accustomed to clap when they've slay
safely land the plane.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
So, gandhi. So you you had known this guy for
how long?

Speaker 11 (31:33):
I knew him since high school? He was my ex boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
And you got on a plane and where'd you fly?

Speaker 6 (31:39):
We flew?

Speaker 11 (31:40):
Gosh, where was the first flight? I actually think it was.
It was to Miami, right from where we were.

Speaker 9 (31:46):
Yes, okay, and the plane lands and what does he do?
Sitting next to you in the next seat.

Speaker 11 (31:50):
He clapped and it was a slow clap. I was like,
what in the hell are you doing? You stuck it
right now now. I will say he was from the Caribbean,
so that could be part of the reason why that
wasn't nearly as bad as the time that he got
up and slow clapped at the end of slum Dog
Millionaire and I was like, no, please, God, why? But

(32:10):
he stood in a theater in cla theater stood up clapped,
and then the rest of the theater stood up and
started clapping too, and I was mortified. And then I
felt like I was the bad one because they were
all doing it.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
They all stood up been clapped. Well, what will let's
be honest, slum dog millionaire.

Speaker 9 (32:26):
Fabulous film. Okay, I get it, but okay, well, you
guys landed in Miami. Was the only Was he the
only one on the plane clapping?

Speaker 11 (32:33):
No, there were a handful of people clapping.

Speaker 7 (32:35):
Oh no, he was the only one. If he was
the only one, he was like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Okay, but he started it.

Speaker 11 (32:42):
Does that count? He started it?

Speaker 2 (32:45):
That's cool. I love it. I gotta be honest.

Speaker 9 (32:48):
I as unusual as it may be to some people,
I have no problem with people clapping at the end
of a flight or a movie.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
If you liked it, you're you're being honest.

Speaker 14 (32:58):
You're like, oh, thank god we didn't crash.

Speaker 11 (33:01):
And I did ask him what was that about, and
he said, I hate flying so much that when those
wheels hit the ground, I am just clapping to be alive.
So you shut up. I was like, great, fine, think
about it.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Think about it.

Speaker 9 (33:13):
You hop into this metal steel tube right with these
big wings on it, These big engines turn on.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
The thing is rolling down a street and then all of.

Speaker 9 (33:24):
A sudden, the front of that tube starts to go
up in the air, and you're flying in air. And
then you get up to forty thousand feet and you
get across the country in four and a half hours,
a trip that would take three days to drive, and
you land safely.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Why would you not clap? I think it's a miracle.

Speaker 11 (33:44):
It's a mirror magical, sure it is. I was just like,
why do it have to be my boyfriend? Why can't
it be someone else's boyfriend?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Well, you know what we should do in life. We
take so many things for grandy.

Speaker 9 (33:54):
You go flush a toilet and the water swirls and
it takes your duty away.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
That is an event. I mean, it's a miracle.

Speaker 9 (34:02):
Just imagine your life without and imagine your life without
an airplane. Imagine your life without that switch on the
wall you push up and lights come on. You know,
you live in this world that's just filled with miracles
every single day.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
And let's not forget springtime. Here come flowers out of
the ground. Every year, these beautiful, beautiful flowers pop up
and say hey, we're here at spring time. That's a miracle,
you know.

Speaker 9 (34:23):
Don't forget to stop down and go Wow, this world
we're living in is kind of cool. Planes take off,
daffodils grow, you know. I think it's ducks. Look, a
family of ducks just walked across the street.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Let's stop and let them.

Speaker 9 (34:36):
Let them live, you know what I'm saying. All Right,
I'm sorry I went off. I'm just I'm a plane clapper.
Now I'm gonna start clapping on planes. Will I will
start clapping on planes.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
I'll never forget.

Speaker 14 (34:47):
When I was a kid, I was watching one of
the Rocky movies in the theater and it was like
Rocky versus the Russian And at the end of the film,
people stood up and started screaming, ushay us say, I'm like,
what's going on here, peoples?

Speaker 9 (35:03):
The actors can't see you. They should matter, doesn't matter.
The crowd was into it, and it was there. It
was where they were e mostly and they were not
afraid to share it.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
It was a positive.

Speaker 9 (35:13):
Clayton only twenty four from Puerto Rico. How are you doing, Clayton,
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 12 (35:18):
Well, how are you doing?

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Alvis?

Speaker 12 (35:19):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Hey, you still have family in Puerto Rico.

Speaker 12 (35:23):
Yeah, well, yeah, my family's from Puerto Rico and my
family should stay still claps.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Did you clap when you landed? Of course, we.

Speaker 12 (35:32):
Still get We still get dressed up, We still clap
when we land My grandmother was one of those that
would She would wrap a rosary around her our hands
and you clap, clap with the rosary.

Speaker 9 (35:44):
Yeah, you're clapping, and the rosaries like swinging in the
air and hit people in the head and stud I know.
I think it's an event, and I think it's a
beautiful thing. I don't think I don't think we should uh,
I think we should join in. We should join in
with your tradition clapping. Thank you so much for listening
to us.

Speaker 25 (35:58):
No, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 9 (35:59):
Hello a Genie online twenty three. Hello Jeannie. By the way, Yeah,
I'm saying Puerto Rico. But if I say Puerto Rico,
people look at me like, why are you saying it
like that?

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 26 (36:12):
As long as you're saying it will take it either way.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
All right.

Speaker 9 (36:15):
So being from Puerto Rico as well, you clap extra
hard at the end of a flight.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
But for many reasons, what reasons.

Speaker 26 (36:23):
Well, obviously to say thank you and because you know
we arrive, but I take some extra heart claps if
we're going to an awesome destination. So of course, you
know we hit Miami. I was like, yeah, you know,
it was extra vegas. I've done it like you know

(36:43):
San Francisco, right, So.

Speaker 9 (36:48):
Yeah, I know, because it's an event and you're landing
in a place you love. But what if you have
to go to some city and don't name the city,
like some city.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
You're like, I gotta go there. You're like great, all right.

Speaker 26 (36:59):
I've always been like, you know, if you're inviting me,
I'm coming, I'm gonna be like.

Speaker 9 (37:03):
Yeah, I like that attitude, Genie. Any family, any family
down in Puerto Rico.

Speaker 26 (37:09):
I still have a ton of family down in Puerto Rico. Surprisingly,
my sister ended up moving because of Maria to Buffalo.

Speaker 19 (37:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (37:18):
I know, yeah, I get to too confused. So but
your family is doing okay, okay, good.

Speaker 26 (37:27):
Everybody's healthy, everybody's safe, everyone's doing fantastic.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Right. I love you guys, Love you too, Nate.

Speaker 9 (37:33):
You know, when you're flying, you know a lot of
people they're just nervous, and like I said, if you
stop and think about the mechanics of how a plane works.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
You'd be nervous too.

Speaker 9 (37:41):
Don't think about that as you're taking off. So you're flying,
you're coming home from Greece.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
What the woman doing?

Speaker 20 (37:47):
I was coming home from Greece and I was sitting
next to this woman. She was in the middle seat,
and she was probably eighty. You know how you look
at somebody and you can tell they're just like ancient,
and so she's not nice.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
She was And don't say ancient. He was really old, okay,
but you could tell.

Speaker 20 (38:07):
I mean, she had a weird, funny smell to her,
like a villagey, a villagey kind of like animal smell.
And she I mean, she looked like she had just
come out of a village. I'm just gonna come right
out and say it, like she had been where there's
no electricity or anything like.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
That, you used to live in the village. Which it's
a beautiful part of her.

Speaker 9 (38:26):
Let me just make a suggestion before you describe her anymore,
Just just tell the story.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
You're sounding kind of cool.

Speaker 20 (38:32):
She had kind of a little mustache too, But anyway,
she was praying. She was praying the entire time, and
then when the plane took off and landed, she grabbed
my hand and refused to let go. I don't think
she had ever seen a plane before, much less been
on so I can imagine for some people it's it's
an experience where you're like, thank god, I'm on the
ground again, right, And yeah it was.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
It was yeah, crazy, And he's not telling you at
the end of the story. You want to know the end.

Speaker 9 (38:58):
That little old lady next to him, that was Danielle
Minara was a stinky woman with a mustache, afraid to fly.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Gandhi.

Speaker 9 (39:11):
I mean you had to run in with someone on
the plane too, and you were like, oh my god,
these people they're they're scared.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
They should be flying if they're so scared.

Speaker 11 (39:17):
There was a little boy sitting next to me. He
had to be three years old. Asked if he could
sit in my lap. I was like, yeah, what, so,
can I please sit in your lap? I want to
look out the window. I want to sit in your lap.
And I looked at his mom, like, oh, she's gonna intervene.
She said, it's fine with me, if it's fine with you.
I was like, well, damn, that's terrible.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
She that's the thing.

Speaker 9 (39:36):
You know me, I never ever get nervous flying, really,
and so if somewhere next to me needs some reassurance,
I have no problem helping them out, like you did
that little boy. And of course, you know Nate, you're
a sweet guy. You took care of the little old
lady who's never flown, she never flown on a plane before.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Did you end up banging her?

Speaker 11 (39:55):
No? Did you end up killing her?

Speaker 7 (39:58):
Wait a second, if it was me, I'm gonna say.

Speaker 9 (39:59):
No, that sounds like someone you be attracted to.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
I don't know you, Like those old ladies are ancient?

Speaker 7 (40:07):
Am I the only one where turbulence puts me to sleep?
It's it like rocks me to sleep. It's the weirdest
thing ever.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Hey, whatever you need to go to sleep, go for it.

Speaker 11 (40:17):
Are you sure it's not the concussion you sustain from
the turbulence?

Speaker 2 (40:24):
No, I'm done.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
Elster in the Morning Show, el as Teroran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
I got this text here.

Speaker 9 (40:35):
It says, unpopular opinion, I do sock shoe sock shoe.
I'm like, oh, that's great, but it made Brody mad, Like,
why are you mad at someone who does sock shoe?

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Sock shoes.

Speaker 29 (40:47):
It's weird because it seems like you have one role
in life, and that's to put your socks on and
then shoes on.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Like the rest of the world, you gotta be different.
Who does that? Do they do? I've got a lot
of people do. I've done it before. What if there's
an emergence you have to hop out of the house.
There's no emergency.

Speaker 19 (41:02):
You know.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
The what ifs are your schmut ifs. You know what
I'm saying. It should be sock sock shoe shoe.

Speaker 29 (41:07):
Yeah, well, what if this person does sock pant leg shoe?

Speaker 2 (41:10):
I mean, where does it?

Speaker 19 (41:11):
I would do that.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
I would do that. I would do that. I would
do that just to piss you off.

Speaker 7 (41:15):
And listen to me too.

Speaker 9 (41:16):
Listen to you, bitch, I moan like an old man. Seriously,
you you really are nuts. I mean, what is wrong
with just being creative and changing it up everyone's in
a while?

Speaker 29 (41:25):
What if women start putting on one bra cup and
one sleeve and then the other bra cup on the sleeve.

Speaker 11 (41:29):
You don't I do it that way?

Speaker 2 (41:31):
But you know what, I bet Gandhi does it that way.
She's so weird.

Speaker 11 (41:33):
If I could, I would, But like a bra is
one thing, socks are two things. I should have an
option to put on a pair of socks.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
You don't wear one sock and not the other one.
They're a pair.

Speaker 9 (41:41):
Okay, look, you know these are the things in life
you could You could debate until the cows come home.
As they say, I mean, do you cut your sandwich vertically?

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Or you know what I'm saying? I mean, who cares?

Speaker 19 (41:51):
Who do? Who care?

Speaker 9 (41:52):
I mean if they want to put one sock, one shoe,
then one sock, one shoe on, why does it make
you mad?

Speaker 2 (41:56):
That's the discussion. And if they want to do it wrong,
they can. Seriously, what is it with people?

Speaker 11 (42:04):
These people are so set in their waists?

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Exactly, Gandhi mix it up? Yes, scary.

Speaker 14 (42:09):
Don't get me started on the way you tie your shoelaces,
because I think it's that if you do two bunny
ears and you turn them around and you twist them,
that is something.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
That only kids do.

Speaker 14 (42:19):
Were you're supposed to learn the one bunny ear, wrap
around loop through?

Speaker 11 (42:22):
Who care?

Speaker 2 (42:22):
As an adult who cares some reason?

Speaker 19 (42:25):
Nuts?

Speaker 9 (42:26):
Well, then let it go. I have a list of
things I want you to get nuts over. And these
things are not on.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
That list it.

Speaker 9 (42:32):
Yeah, No, all we know is we want the end result.
You want both socks, both shoes on, you want shoelaces tied.
How you get there is up to you. Get creative,
have fun, do something different exactly.

Speaker 11 (42:46):
I get a lot of crap because I bite my
string cheese and I don't even care because it tastes
better that way. I will bite it forever.

Speaker 9 (42:52):
Okay, Well, now that's stupid. I draw the line to
eating the big tube of cheese. No, you gotta string that.

Speaker 11 (43:00):
Baby, No, you bite it.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
It's more flake oka called cheese.

Speaker 11 (43:03):
I don't care.

Speaker 9 (43:04):
I am going to open my mind and allow a
universe where you can just chomp the hell out of
the stream cheese tube and not string it down.

Speaker 11 (43:10):
Okay, I want to live in your universe. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Okay, you know.

Speaker 9 (43:13):
I think it's a better universe if we just let
people do what they want to do, live and let live.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yes, do it, No, I suggest you do.

Speaker 9 (43:22):
I think it frees you up to enjoy life and
to not worry about things that just are negative. You're
so negative about your about your shoe, soock sock shoe thing, right,
Like how stressed.

Speaker 11 (43:35):
Would you be if you walk down the street and
everything that people did that was not like the way
you did it stressed you out?

Speaker 7 (43:39):
Man, I'd have a heart attack.

Speaker 9 (43:41):
I know people. People are looking for things to get mad.
By the way, don't do what I just suggested. Shoe
and then sock is a weird way to do it.

Speaker 11 (43:46):
I don't think you can do that.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Yeah, putting your shoe on and then your sock over your.

Speaker 11 (43:50):
Shoe, that's weird.

Speaker 30 (43:51):
I get real mad when William puts a shirt on
before anything on the bottom.

Speaker 11 (43:53):
I call it the Pooh Bear and it makes me uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
You guys are all uncomfortable.

Speaker 9 (43:59):
Then someone else sent a text in saying they like
to eat their pizza slice upside down?

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Oh why not?

Speaker 11 (44:06):
Why can't you do that?

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Why can't you do that? Fall off? No, it may not.
They maybe toppings for a reason.

Speaker 19 (44:12):
They're not.

Speaker 9 (44:13):
If it cleans, it's fine. Let me tell you something.
If you eat it upside down and the stuff doesn't
fall off, then the sauce and the cheese hits your
tongue first.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Otherwise, and so you taste that first. I get it.

Speaker 25 (44:26):
I saw I saw another text that said they pour
the milk in the bowl and then the cereal.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Blasphemous guys.

Speaker 9 (44:33):
Hey, hey, grumpy old men, get over it. If that's
the way they want to do it, let them do
it also. So okay, here's one. Let me let me
stretch your imagination a little bit. We had a texture.
Say she puts the toothpaste directly on her teeth and
then she applies the toothbrush.

Speaker 7 (44:50):
I don't even believe.

Speaker 11 (44:51):
That that's possible. How do you one do that.

Speaker 25 (44:55):
Doesn't even deserve oxygen? Forget that you don't deserve to live?

Speaker 9 (44:58):
Am I the only one on the show that truly
lives up to our logo, our slogan love all serve
all am I? You might be You know what, We
need to hire some more open minded people around here.

Speaker 11 (45:11):
So far, none of these things have really bothered me,
like they're bothering the other people. But I just want
to know the specifics of how you get the toothpaste
directly on your.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Tooth, Like if you try it, you could figure it out, like.

Speaker 11 (45:20):
Direct to mouth. It's weird.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
All right, don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran the Elvis
Duran phone tab.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
All right, let's get into the phone tab. Who has
the phone?

Speaker 19 (45:29):
Tap? I do?

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Oh, Danielle, welcome back with the phone.

Speaker 8 (45:31):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (45:32):
So Rachel has been getting her food stolen from the
refrigerator at work, which happens to so many people. So
her husband was like, you know what, she's so mad
about this. Call her as the food thief. Yes, so
that's what I did.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
You're the food thief.

Speaker 11 (45:46):
I'm the food thief.

Speaker 9 (45:47):
Why would the food beef call someone because it's the
phone top?

Speaker 12 (45:53):
Hell?

Speaker 7 (45:53):
Yeah, can I talk to Rachel?

Speaker 11 (45:54):
Please?

Speaker 7 (45:56):
Yeah? I got your note? What is that?

Speaker 19 (45:59):
You got my note?

Speaker 18 (46:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (46:01):
I'm the refrigerator. Stop eating my food and if you
have a problem, called this extension?

Speaker 18 (46:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (46:08):
Hi, yeah, what what's your deal?

Speaker 15 (46:11):
My deal is that you've been eating the food of
mine that I have my name on in the refrigerator,
and I'd appreciate it if you would stop doing that.

Speaker 7 (46:19):
Why don't you get your own refrigerator. That's a community refrigerator.
If I'm hungry and your yogurts in there, I'm gonna
eat it.

Speaker 6 (46:25):
What the hell are you talking about?

Speaker 15 (46:28):
It may be a community refrigerator, but people put their.

Speaker 11 (46:31):
Food in there and they expect to be able to.

Speaker 6 (46:33):
Eat it later, sweetie.

Speaker 7 (46:35):
If I'm hungry and it's lunchtime and I go to
this community refrigerator and there's a turkey sandwich, I'm gonna
eat it.

Speaker 15 (46:42):
Somebody brought that turkey sandwich to eat later in the
afternoon for themselves.

Speaker 11 (46:48):
Yeah, but they either made it the.

Speaker 15 (46:49):
Night before and they expect to eat it when they
get I don't give it.

Speaker 7 (46:53):
Then buy your own the little mini fridge and put
it by your desk.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
No, you go buy your own food.

Speaker 19 (46:59):
No.

Speaker 7 (47:01):
If I am that hungry and you left it in
the fridge, then it's Funnybody bring.

Speaker 15 (47:05):
My lunch to save my money. I can't go buying
some outside the office every day because you're in there
eating my food.

Speaker 7 (47:13):
Can I suggest that you bring a salami sandwich because
I really would like.

Speaker 15 (47:16):
To salami sand talking about I'm talking about the fact
that look on your own.

Speaker 17 (47:20):
Damn salami sandwich, you stupid bitch.

Speaker 7 (47:24):
Look what have I eaten? What's the big deal a
turkey sandwich and yogurt.

Speaker 28 (47:28):
You've been eating my yogurt for over a month.

Speaker 7 (47:30):
Yes, it's helping to keep me slim.

Speaker 15 (47:32):
You eat the fruit I bring sandwiches, You eat the sandwiches.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
You eat my leftover chili.

Speaker 11 (47:37):
I put my name on everything I put in there.
That was your chili.

Speaker 7 (47:41):
That chili gave me the runs that night.

Speaker 6 (47:43):
Oh good, I'm glad to hear it.

Speaker 7 (47:45):
You're responsible for in that diarrhea. That's a great point.

Speaker 18 (47:49):
I really appreciate that.

Speaker 15 (47:50):
Maybe I'll start putting in tainted food for you.

Speaker 7 (47:52):
Oh what are you gonna put egslax in a turkey sandwich?

Speaker 8 (47:55):
Why not?

Speaker 7 (47:55):
So bring two sandwiches.

Speaker 11 (47:57):
Bring one for me and one for you.

Speaker 7 (47:58):
That's easy.

Speaker 21 (47:59):
And you are in vain.

Speaker 7 (48:02):
You are the craziest person I've ever talked to me.

Speaker 11 (48:05):
Why am I crazy before?

Speaker 15 (48:07):
Because friends and other offices they don't have their stolen off?

Speaker 11 (48:12):
No, you off, you off? You're calling me.

Speaker 6 (48:15):
Yeah, you're telling me to bring you more food.

Speaker 15 (48:18):
Yes, I'm gonna get off the phone now because if
I see you, I'm gonna shove that salammie so far
down your throat you're gonna choke.

Speaker 7 (48:25):
Well, that won't be that won't be necessary. Really, Yeah,
because al are you there?

Speaker 31 (48:31):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (48:31):
Do you recognize that guy? That's your husband?

Speaker 6 (48:37):
Alan?

Speaker 7 (48:37):
I'm Daniel Minarrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning show.

Speaker 11 (48:40):
You got phone to my.

Speaker 15 (48:41):
God, you aren't such an idiot.

Speaker 7 (48:47):
He said, someone's been eating your stuff.

Speaker 19 (48:49):
So you know I have Oh my god, oh that
was beautiful.

Speaker 6 (48:56):
In a long time, Thank yousana phone.

Speaker 27 (49:01):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 5 (49:05):
The Elvis Dan Phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (49:23):
Come on, mister coffee, do your magic. I'm still waiting
for it to creep in speaking, you know, creep Scary Yep,
I'm sorry. You know Scary is left handed, right, yeah, correct.
So I'm in the studio with Scary and I'm noticing
him writing with his left hand. It just looks it
looks awkward, okay, And I have many left handed friends

(49:46):
and uh, but when they write, it seems more natural.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
When you write, it seems.

Speaker 9 (49:50):
Like you're really curling your your arm in a weird
contorting way.

Speaker 14 (49:55):
Yeah, lefties kind of have this hook to their writing style.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Lot of lefties, I know.

Speaker 9 (50:01):
But guys, you know, when he's running the board, he
has to use a mouse.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
You know that took up to the computer.

Speaker 22 (50:08):
Right.

Speaker 9 (50:08):
He he uses his right hand on the mouse. His
right hand goes under his left hand and works the mouse. Really,
it's the strangest thing. Well, if you're left handed, why
are you using your right hand on the mouse.

Speaker 19 (50:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (50:21):
I was brought up where the right hand has to
be on the mouse either, even though I'm a lefty.

Speaker 8 (50:28):
Now, wait a minute.

Speaker 7 (50:29):
Could you be ambidextrous and maybe you're able to write
with the right and you didn't realize it.

Speaker 14 (50:34):
No, I cannot write, for crap with my right hand.
But I will tell you. Because the mouse is set
up on the left, as Elvis was describing, I have
to reach over my body. He has to cross his
arm to go to the left side of me to
get to the mouse. And then when I press the
buttons on the rest of the board, I have to
go to the right, so I'm literally forming a cross

(50:56):
with my Yeah, it's all right.

Speaker 32 (50:58):
You know.

Speaker 9 (50:58):
You know when you were a kid, used to hug yourself,
you know, you put your arms around yourself.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
He looks like that when he's running the board.

Speaker 6 (51:06):
Here.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Yeah, it's so strange, and I blame it.

Speaker 25 (51:10):
I use my non dominant hand to use the mouth.
It's very awkward feeling. If I try to use my
left hand on my mouth, it feels weird.

Speaker 7 (51:16):
You get your left hand off your mouth.

Speaker 9 (51:18):
So so you're saying in the world of lefties, you guys,
it's it's not as.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
It's not as simple as we think it is. I mean,
it's there, it's much more complicated.

Speaker 14 (51:28):
It's complicated because I throw with my left hand. I
bat left. But then when it comes to you.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Bat left, picked up a bat? Oh my god.

Speaker 16 (51:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (51:43):
When I'm a gully playing hockey, I'm.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
I play softball with my left hand. You know, everything's left.
But when it comes to the eating, which I do a.

Speaker 14 (51:53):
Lot, yes, I have to have the fork in my
left hand and cut.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
No, I'm sorry.

Speaker 14 (51:58):
I have to have the knife in my left hand
and the fork in my right to hold it. But
then I have to do the switch to pick up
the food with my left hand with the fork.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
R oh. That is super.

Speaker 14 (52:08):
Awkward, especially when you're in fine dining situations.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
It's weird because.

Speaker 9 (52:12):
When I do, you, guys, fork left, I'm fork left hand, knife,
right hand from beginning to end of the meal.

Speaker 11 (52:20):
Me too, I'm opposite of that, and I'm alrighty. So
I cut with my left and I eat with my right,
and I don't switch.

Speaker 7 (52:27):
Yes, that's how I do.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
That's what I'm saying. I cut. I know the fork
is in my left hand and the knife's in my
right hand.

Speaker 11 (52:33):
Yeah, I'm opposite of that.

Speaker 7 (52:34):
Ye wait, I know. I'm trying to figure out.

Speaker 33 (52:37):
There are certain things that lefties have to do right handed.
We have no choice. Like, if you're driving away, are
you left handed too?

Speaker 2 (52:42):
I am yeah.

Speaker 33 (52:43):
Oh, I do the same stuff you guys. Yeah, but
if you're driving a car with standard transmission, you have
to use your right hand to shift it. You know,
you can't reach over. So there are certain things the
scary do the crossover. But I do the same thing
with the fork. I switch it I my right hand.

Speaker 7 (53:00):
A lot of people do switch it in because I
think that's the American way, But I think I do
it the European way like you do it, you guys,
when you just cut it and you just continue to eat.

Speaker 9 (53:08):
Yeah, My my fork's always in the left hand, the
knife's always in the right hand.

Speaker 25 (53:12):
Problem cutting something And what about when you regularly eat
without cutting, your fork's in the right hand.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Right, Yes, Okay, line for is David. This is a
very very very interesting conversation. You're having.

Speaker 9 (53:25):
As you know in Italy Italian sinistra meaning left meaning
if you have a left hand, your sinister. Yes, absolutely,
Hey David, how are you good morning?

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Good morning? Left handed or right handed?

Speaker 19 (53:39):
I am left handed?

Speaker 2 (53:40):
And when you use your mouse? Which hand do you use?

Speaker 19 (53:44):
My right hand?

Speaker 2 (53:46):
There you go? Another one.

Speaker 12 (53:48):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (53:48):
I mean even though it's even though it's not your
dominant hand, you still use your right hand for your mouse,
even though you're left handed.

Speaker 19 (53:57):
Yeah, there's there's a.

Speaker 26 (53:58):
Lot of things that I do right handed.

Speaker 9 (53:59):
They don't do left candid like, the only things that
I do left handed are.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Here, yes, right and right?

Speaker 22 (54:06):
Okay, okay, every I.

Speaker 34 (54:08):
Mean, and I kick a football or a sot or
left footed, but everything else is right handed.

Speaker 19 (54:13):
I bat right handed.

Speaker 9 (54:14):
A call right hand.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
It's scary. Do you kick your soccer ball with your
left or right hand?

Speaker 14 (54:19):
I feel like that my dominant foot is my left foot. Okay,
it would be left if I were to kick a
soccer ball.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
There you go.

Speaker 9 (54:25):
Yeah, that was the joke. You haven't You haven't done
that in many years, I'm sure, David. Thank you so
much for calling. Be careful out there, okay.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
I will love you guys, Love you too. You know
what we're finding out Look at line nine Peggy, same thing,
left handed, but she uses her right hand on the mouse.
What is it with you?

Speaker 21 (54:42):
Doesn't everybody use their right hand on their mouth?

Speaker 9 (54:46):
I'm learning I'm starting to learn that that is the
case absolutely well.

Speaker 21 (54:51):
Well, I heard that if you're left handed and if
you don't use your right hand on your mouth, you
don't go to heaven. I heard that's what the old
ladies that aerobics told me in Puerto Rico, that if
you're left handed and you do not use your right

(55:13):
hand on your mouth, then you're not going to see
the pearly gates. So you might want to rethink that
if you're using your left hand.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Do you hear that all left handed people out there?

Speaker 22 (55:23):
Wow?

Speaker 11 (55:24):
An easy way to get disqualified.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
That's exactly Thanks for the warning, you know, and I.

Speaker 21 (55:29):
Gotta tell you, being left handed can be very frustrating.
Right handed people don't realize if you go to the
buffet the bread, you always have to change it because
somebody would you cut differently. And another thing a soup ladle.
Soup ladles they discriminate because toop ladles are always for

(55:50):
right handed people.

Speaker 9 (55:51):
Well, the good news for you is you know, I
do believe buffets or a thing of the past. Now
you don't worry about that anymore. All right, well listen,
thank you, Peggy, have a great day. We love you
no matter which hand you're using.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Okay, thank you, all right, bye bye you. Monique on
line eleven.

Speaker 26 (56:10):
Hi, good morning, lady, Paula.

Speaker 9 (56:12):
Lady, So, as a left handed person, you agree with
the caller. We had a second ago. A true left
handed person, in your eyes, uses their right hand for
everything except eating and writing.

Speaker 26 (56:23):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
Now, I'm only thirty two, so I'm not really sure
if everything's just adapted to that way because I've just
always been taught to use my right hand for everything,
even though I was a leftie, Like they allowed me
to eat and write with my left hand. They were like,
oh yeah, we can keep you, but your right hand
was done for everything.

Speaker 9 (56:43):
See when you're growing up, did anyone ever discriminate against
you because you were left handed?

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Oh yeah they did for me for sure. I used
to play softball and they would make me just that righty.
I was never allowed to even try lefty.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Why, wow, people, Well, and.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
I'm only thirty two, so I'm I'm relatively young, like
in the game of like lefties, and they just I'm
righty for sure, Like I don't know, I can't write
with my right hand for anything but money.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Money.

Speaker 9 (57:12):
I have people texting in saying that they used they
were beaten up as kids because they.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Were left handed.

Speaker 21 (57:18):
Yeah, I don't forget left hand.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
Back in the day, in like the time of the witches, yes,
were considered witches.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
If you were a left hander, you were sinister. There
you go, all right, well, I love you no matter
what hand you're.

Speaker 26 (57:32):
Using, whatever, Thank you, Thank you, all.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Right, money, you have a great day.

Speaker 19 (57:35):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (57:36):
I can't believe you would be discriminated against because you're
left handed.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Scary. I mean, we discriminated against you for other reasons.

Speaker 14 (57:42):
That's true that his day in Catholic school, they the
nuns would come around with a ruler and they would
beat you. They literally smack your hand with the ruler.
They would beat you if they see you with you
God forbid you had your.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Your pen your pencil in your left hand. He told
me they would come with the ruler, they would snack
the hands. Put in your right hand. Story, nuns, they're
so holier than now.

Speaker 19 (58:05):
And in band class.

Speaker 14 (58:06):
They would not give me a left handed guitar. They said,
we are not restringing a guitar. You have to learn
right handed guitar. So I learned right the guitar. Yeah yeah, yeah.
How many guitars did you play in band? I know
that to see the chords, but I could it's right
handed classic?

Speaker 9 (58:24):
Was it like a marching band with guitars? I've never
heard of this class we had guitars?

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 7 (58:30):
I feel like left handed people need a support group.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
They've been shaped in all these years. Yeah, Froggy, now scary.

Speaker 25 (58:38):
How did you color without getting ink all over your
like left pinky while you're coloring, because as you're coloring,
you're dragging through or even as you're writing.

Speaker 14 (58:47):
Froggy lefty knows what this one I'm talking about? That
the you're the side of your hand is all smudge,
smudge everywhere.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Right here, right there? All right, Well there you go
all day, all night, no wonder you are so fed up?

Speaker 9 (59:02):
Man, I'm weird your left handed people have been You've
been dragged through the mud all these years. I feel
did you know that ever since we started talking about this,
every phone line in.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Here is ringing.

Speaker 11 (59:11):
Wow, they all.

Speaker 9 (59:13):
Punched upart number with their left hands, left hand.

Speaker 20 (59:21):
Yeah, are they really still calling? I haven't seen this
many people call for a top. I mean people this
many people don't call for the free money phone tap.
It's crazy, crazy, Look at that left handed people are like, yeah,
they're recognizing us on the eldest Durday Morning show, Today's
your Day.

Speaker 21 (59:38):
Wow, I look every single day to you guys.

Speaker 11 (59:42):
Oh hello, lover, you just make my morning brighter.

Speaker 6 (59:46):
I a littly love your show, Like, how amazing is that?
Holy's got a big one.

Speaker 19 (59:51):
The guys are hilarious.

Speaker 6 (59:54):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. We even on Elisa
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 35 (01:00:06):
Remember last week we were talking to intern Stephanie about
shedding yourself, the world of toxic friends, just getting ready
getting rid of your toxic friends, kicking.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Them to the curve.

Speaker 9 (01:00:18):
Yeah, we received this incredible text, go ahead and pick
up line nineteen. We picked up this incredible text from
our friend Amy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Hi, Amy, how are you?

Speaker 10 (01:00:28):
I'm good?

Speaker 19 (01:00:28):
How are you guys doing great?

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
I'm so glad we could talk to you. Amy. Sentence
a text? May I read your text?

Speaker 22 (01:00:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:00:35):
Go ahead?

Speaker 9 (01:00:36):
Okay, we're talking about getting rid of toxic friends, but
she had friends that got rid of her. The text says,
I lost some good friends in the past because I
was such a heavy drinker. I'm sober now, So what's
your opinion about me trying to get back in touch
with them. I love this text. And by the way,

(01:00:58):
just because you're a heavy drinker doesn't mean you're talking.
I don't want to mix those two. But if you're
a heavy drinker, sometimes you can It can be a
little rough with friendships.

Speaker 17 (01:01:09):
Right, yeah, yes, definitely.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
So I mean, how did they eliminate you from their lives?
And in what way.

Speaker 17 (01:01:20):
Just kind of disappeared. I know I had one of them.
I think about a lot. Is my best friend from
high school that we were really close and she got
married to another guy from high school, and we had
all gone to their wedding in Gatlinburg and everything, and

(01:01:42):
he was really upset with my drinking, and so he
told her that you should stop hanging around her and
they moved I think to acron or somewhere basically somewhere
in the woods, and she the only time i've her
fummer since like the past thirty years is when her

(01:02:04):
parents passed away. Wow, And not that long ago, I
tried to call and there was no answer, and so
I left a message, you know, like, hey, you know,
I'm if you're worried that I'm like drunk styling or something.

Speaker 10 (01:02:20):
I'm not.

Speaker 17 (01:02:21):
I'm sober now, you know, I hope to talk to you.
And I didn't get a call back, but I mean,
it could have been anything, but in my mind, I'm
all worried, like, you know, God, does she still think
I'm in that position?

Speaker 18 (01:02:35):
Because it got really bad?

Speaker 19 (01:02:37):
I will admit that.

Speaker 9 (01:02:38):
Well, but you know, Amy, she may have definitely seen
you on the caller idea and heard your message and
for some reason decided not to reach back out. And
you did all you could do. I mean, you you
did what you might do to reconnect with her. But
if she doesn't reconnect with you, then you know that's
on her, you know. But I love the fact that
you're thinking about all these friends that you miss and

(01:03:01):
may miss you because of your past with drinking. But
did you go through the twelve step program or how?
If I'm if I'm being too personal, let me know,
but how did you?

Speaker 19 (01:03:13):
Well?

Speaker 17 (01:03:14):
For me, it was really really bad, and I went
to a couple inpatient. I did go to the twelve
step a couple of different times. They with that for
a while and everything, and for me, it just finally
got too bad and I, you know, went to an
impatient program and it just stuck, thankfully. And I think

(01:03:37):
part of it is that the guy I was with,
he was kind of I can't think of the word,
but basically he wouldn't if I wanted to drink, He'd
be like, Okay, you shouldn't.

Speaker 36 (01:03:51):
But or he'd be I'm going to the store.

Speaker 17 (01:03:55):
Do you want me to pick you up something?

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Yeah? I'm like, Well, he was not helping him. I
know he was not a really dear.

Speaker 9 (01:04:06):
An ex boyfriend of mine was a He went through
twelve Step and part of his twelve step steps was
calling the people he felt he had wronged.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Right, did you do that? Did you have to do that?

Speaker 19 (01:04:17):
Right? No?

Speaker 17 (01:04:18):
I didn't get that far or deep into it. I
went to the meetings and stuff like that, and I
did some of the step but I didn't do them all.

Speaker 7 (01:04:29):
But Amy, you're not upset because a lot of people
might have been pissed off that their friends kind of
you know, left them when they needed them the most.
You don't blame that at good point. You don't blame
them though, for walking away from you.

Speaker 22 (01:04:41):
No, not at all.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Okay, Wow, good question.

Speaker 17 (01:04:43):
I've got one other friend I think of a lot. Actually,
I actually have dreams about her and stuff. But he
was a friend from college and then I ended up
working beside her. She was a coworker, and she was
a really good friend. And I know when she got Mary.
I remember I got really bad drinking drunk whatever at

(01:05:05):
her wedding, and I have a feeling that's probably some
hurt that she has that maybe she's just like, Okay,
that's enough. Wow, Okay, So I haven't really reached out
to her yet.

Speaker 9 (01:05:20):
Well, look, you know, I think it's admirable that you
are thinking of them and you're reaching out. If you
call maybe ten people and you get two callbacks, that's great.

Speaker 26 (01:05:28):
You know.

Speaker 9 (01:05:29):
It doesn't mean you have to be besties and have
to go to movies with each other. It's just letting
them know you're thinking about them and letting them know
how you're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
I bet they've been curious, Gandhi, what are you thinking.

Speaker 11 (01:05:40):
I think the making amends thing seems like an important
step to you at the moment, if you want to
reach out to these people and in your head, you know, yeah,
this was an inciting incident and it caused them problems,
and you are the person that brings it up. Maybe
that would do some good for all of you.

Speaker 17 (01:05:54):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 8 (01:05:56):
Yeah, and you know.

Speaker 7 (01:05:57):
What I'm thinking you all. Elvis just said like, if
two out of time can call you back, it's great,
So maybe start with that. But then maybe those two,
if they know any of the other people, might be
able to say, hey, I had a great conversation with Amy,
she's doing great. Maybe you should reach out, and you
just never know how, like more people will start reaching out.

Speaker 17 (01:06:17):
You guys have good information.

Speaker 11 (01:06:20):
I would also say, don't don't get too sad if
you do your part and you reach out and people
don't get back to you immediately, because everyone works through
stuff in their own time, and as long as you're
happy with what you've done, and you've come to a
better place in your life and done everything you can,
then sometimes you just got to move on.

Speaker 20 (01:06:35):
And they might have things going on in their lives
right include them from reaching back out to you.

Speaker 9 (01:06:39):
So it's not all about you never know Amy, you
know Amy, And I'm loving the fact that you're on
with us because a lot of people are listening, and
maybe even people in this room who are thinking. You
know what, there was that person that I ran away
from back in the day for whatever reason. It may
be drinking or whatever, and I do wonder how they're doing.

(01:07:01):
I guess it's been years, time has passed. I'm gonna
give them a call just to let them know I'm
thinking about them.

Speaker 17 (01:07:07):
That's great if I think to say, everyone gives people
a chance.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
Amen.

Speaker 17 (01:07:13):
You know, everybody makes mistakes in their life.

Speaker 16 (01:07:17):
You know.

Speaker 17 (01:07:19):
I'm like I said, mine got very bad, and I
wouldn't blame people for staying away from me. But thankfully
I'm out of that and hopefully I can reconnect with
some friends. And I'm just saying to everyone else, if
there's anyone in your life like that, give them a chance.

Speaker 9 (01:07:37):
Let me ask you this, Amy, Has this process made
you more patient with your friends that otherwise would have
driven you a nuts?

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (01:07:47):
I mean, are you finding yourself going through life now
with patients for anything and everything, including traffic and bills
and whatever, because you understand that people are we're patient
with you at one point.

Speaker 17 (01:07:59):
Not quite as well.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Okay, well, it's it's definitely something to think about, you know.

Speaker 17 (01:08:04):
Yeah, I don't have any friends unfortunately. I'm like a
love and person. I'm very good at talking to people
when they come to me, but I'm not good at
going to them. So that's something that maybe this can
help me work on.

Speaker 9 (01:08:20):
Well, you have us, and I appreciate you spending time
with us, and I know that you really really made
a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Do some thinking. And thank you so much. We appreciate it.

Speaker 9 (01:08:31):
Amy, and you have a great day, and thanks for
listening to our show, and thanks for being a part
of it.

Speaker 17 (01:08:35):
Thank you always, Thank you.

Speaker 18 (01:08:38):
Bye, guy.

Speaker 11 (01:08:39):
Congratulations.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
So what did you guys think about that?

Speaker 11 (01:08:43):
I think it's really interesting. I have a lot of
friends who have gone through their own struggles with addiction,
and of all of them, a couple have come out
on the other side. But when you're in it with someone,
addiction doesn't just affect the person that's addicted. It affects
the entire circle around them and things that have happened.
I understand both sides of it, and I see why
she definitely wants to reach out. I also see why

(01:09:04):
maybe some people might not be ready for it, but
either way, she can only do what she can.

Speaker 7 (01:09:07):
Do, and she's got to be patient. She's got to
let them do it in their time too.

Speaker 16 (01:09:10):
You know.

Speaker 9 (01:09:12):
People come and go in and out of our lives,
and they're there for a reason, and if they leave,
they leave for a reason and we move on to
new victims.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
But that's just that's life, you know. That's that's the
way it is.

Speaker 9 (01:09:29):
And if someone you have wronged in the past never
wants to speak to you again, okay, well, no regrets,
let's move on.

Speaker 7 (01:09:37):
You sound like you're singing a song from Wicked I Am. Yeah,
there's a song in it talking about how people come
into our lives for reasons and then they go and
you know, yeah, you're gonna make.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
Me cry, you know, Gandhi. It's like that guy. And
Drew Barry Moore's show The Florist.

Speaker 9 (01:09:54):
Yes, people are asking him how to prolong the lives
of bouquets of flowers.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
What he said was pretty cool, right.

Speaker 11 (01:10:02):
He said, flowers are meant to die. They bloom and
they die, and they teach us about living in the
moment and appreciating things while they're here, don't waste your time. Well,
you can appreciate what's here. On trying to prolong something
that's inevitably going away.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
There you go. It applies to friends and anything else
in life. Excellent.

Speaker 6 (01:10:18):
Elvis Duran, who dies.

Speaker 5 (01:10:22):
Wan Hell a piece of briend Maybe you'll calm down
a little.

Speaker 6 (01:10:25):
And the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
I don't know if I've been dating you. Let's say, Danielle.
Let's say you and I have been dating each other
and we're very serious.

Speaker 9 (01:10:43):
Maybe we'ven live together, right, Yeah, we've been together for
let's say a couple of years. If you said, I
got to talk to you, Elvis, and I'm okay, what
do you mean? And you said to me, if you
don't marry me now, if you don't ask me to
marry you, then I've got to move on.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
Oh would have to.

Speaker 9 (01:11:00):
I'd have to stop and consider what you're saying. Look,
obviously you love me, you and in your plan you
really want to be married to someone. And so I
if I looked at you and said, oh, please get
over it, you know, that would be just awful.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
I would have to listen.

Speaker 7 (01:11:15):
Together for a long time. Yeah, I mean how long
were we together?

Speaker 8 (01:11:19):
In a long time?

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
You said, what about four months?

Speaker 5 (01:11:22):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:11:22):
Four months? No, no way, not quite.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
Nate, Is this true? Oh yeah, it's funny you're talking
about this Elvis.

Speaker 16 (01:11:33):
I was.

Speaker 20 (01:11:33):
I was at a party over the weekend, chatting with
a bunch of different couples, and yesterday my friend Jason says, hey,
you remember this one couple you were talking to, like, yeah,
really nice.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Well they broke up after my party. What happened?

Speaker 20 (01:11:47):
Apparently being in that environment a bunch of like married,
engaged people.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
On the way home, the girl.

Speaker 20 (01:11:55):
In this relationship says, we need to be married in
three months.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
This is it.

Speaker 20 (01:12:00):
This is like an ultimatum. And the guy was like, well,
I guess I'm looking for a new girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
So they broke it up together.

Speaker 7 (01:12:09):
They want together for four.

Speaker 11 (01:12:11):
Months, chick, four months, that's not nearly long enough.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 20 (01:12:15):
I mean, they are a little bit older, so maybe
things move faster at that age. I don't know, but
I mean, you don't do like an ultimatum like that,
especially in an uber on the way home to your No.

Speaker 7 (01:12:27):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
The ultimatum. No, I get it.

Speaker 9 (01:12:32):
If you in your mind you are ready to marry
and you're you're dating someone or you're dating anyone or
all people because you're looking for the person you must
spend the rest of your life with. I get that,
but it seems like it needs to be a part
of the conversation before you say, by the way, if
you don't get married today, I'm going to leave you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
Well, we've been dating four months. It's it's just, you know,
I don't even know your middle name.

Speaker 9 (01:12:55):
I don't know like the ultimatum if is anyone ever
received the ultimatum?

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
Right?

Speaker 20 (01:13:03):
Oh geez, I had been a girl for about a
year and uh, after a year of dating, she goes, Hey,
you know, I just let's put all the cards on
the table. This is what I want. I want to
be engaged in six months. I want to be married
in a year, and I want kids in two years.
And I'm like, uh, okay, no, I don't want that, right,

(01:13:23):
I don't want.

Speaker 11 (01:13:23):
But I think it's important for people to have that
conversation because if one person's on one page and another's
on the other page, you might as well figure that
out earlier than later. So people shouldn't be scared about
saying it. That's how you feel say it just that's
what could happen.

Speaker 7 (01:13:35):
But you can't move in with the U haul like
really now months it's like, what the hell are you nuts?

Speaker 9 (01:13:41):
Come on, I don't know, come on, look, you know,
I get it. I do understand how people are on
that path. They want that live future, they want it,
they want it in the bag. But I guess there's
a good and a and a not so good way
to talk about it.

Speaker 20 (01:13:55):
You didn't give Alex an ultimatum, Elvis, you didn't say no,
I want to ring.

Speaker 9 (01:14:02):
We actually did it opposite. We actually talked about the
possibility of one day getting married. We went out and
bought rings and said, all right, let's just let's just
stare at these, and let's talk about what these mean
and what they could mean for us. We bought rings
knowing that maybe one day we would never use them.
It was kind of a weird way of doing it,
but it worked out, you know, Thank god.

Speaker 11 (01:14:24):
I think that's great.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
It sparked the conversation, Yes, gotty, what's gotta be doing.

Speaker 33 (01:14:31):
I was dating a girl one time who told me
if I didn't get her a ring with a certain
number of carrots, that she wouldn't marry me.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
I don't remember what the number was. Oh that makes
it easy. That makes it easy, She's.

Speaker 11 (01:14:45):
Gone, yeah, no way.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Yeah, I don't know. That pretty much makes it easy.
Yeah it was Well what did you say? I said?

Speaker 33 (01:14:56):
Okay, And I don't think we dated for more than
another month after of that, because that's all I could
think about, because if that's what was important to.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Her, I'm out, you know. Yeah wait, wait, hold on,
she was serious. Oh she was dead serious. That's gross, absolutely.

Speaker 7 (01:15:10):
No way, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
I wonder what the reasoning was there, because she was
a dug up bitch. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:15:22):
I mean, seriously, if you're in love with someone and
they can't afford to ring that size right, really you're
going to throw it all away because it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
Look.

Speaker 9 (01:15:32):
You know, you get into a relationship and a lot
of a lot of the their faults are not easily noticeable.
Sometimes you have to go through weird trials and tribulations
to figure out all this person is not the one
for me. But if they come out at the very
beginning and just blatantly say something that makes you go god,
I would say thank thank you, thank you for being

(01:15:54):
forthcoming and letting me know that you're an awful person,
and we can end this now so we.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Don't waste one of else's time. I'm glad it happened.
I got out pretty quick. Good for you.

Speaker 11 (01:16:04):
I have a friend who was doing that to her
fiance and they were on the same page about getting married.
They both wanted to do it, but she wanted a
certain ring to keep up with all of her friends.
And he said, I can't afford that ring.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
If that's what's.

Speaker 11 (01:16:14):
Important to you, you got to buy your own ring.
And she did. She went out and got her own ring,
and she gave it to him and said, I got it.
He said, okay, cool, So I guess you want to
get married. Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
How are they doing?

Speaker 11 (01:16:25):
They're still married, they have two kids.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Good scene.

Speaker 5 (01:16:28):
Yeah, don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran
phone tap?

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
All right, here we go, another phone tap. You know
what they're getting?

Speaker 9 (01:16:37):
Just a born more strange as every day passes. Well anyway,
so scary as mister Trivia. He's done this before.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
He tried it again yesterday, and my god, it's another
phone tap. Here we go.

Speaker 22 (01:16:53):
Hello, is this.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Jack Nilson of Oklahoma City?

Speaker 22 (01:16:58):
Here?

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Come on? Down.

Speaker 14 (01:17:03):
It's mister Trivia from the Tower of Power, fifty thousand
watts of pure trivia.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Coming right at you.

Speaker 22 (01:17:10):
You like game shows, I certainly do.

Speaker 14 (01:17:13):
Oh yeah, baby, Well you've been selected at random today
to represent the state of Oklahoma and win luxurious.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
Cash and prizes. I'm crowd for thirty five.

Speaker 14 (01:17:24):
Years now asking simple Americans, simple American trivia questions here
on the game show, The Big Game Show, The Big Show.

Speaker 22 (01:17:32):
I'm dailiend.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
Now tell us a little bit about yourself.

Speaker 22 (01:17:35):
I'm Promila. I regularly.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
Do you have a wife and some children?

Speaker 22 (01:17:39):
Well? I have from Calderon, I am divorced. However, I
enjoy my freedom.

Speaker 14 (01:17:45):
Let freedom ring. That's what I always say at the
Big Game Show.

Speaker 22 (01:17:48):
I don't have a nagline.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
Way, why did you break up with your wife?

Speaker 12 (01:17:52):
Oh?

Speaker 22 (01:17:53):
Card incompatibility. I remember an old song that goes something
like this, How I danced on the night we were
a weg I needed a wife like a home man.

Speaker 14 (01:18:05):
Yeah, that's a wucky rim shot right there.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
By the way, have you ever heard about world famous
radio game show.

Speaker 22 (01:18:11):
I'm Gray, I am not. I watch the camper Gate
quite carefully, and I enjoyed parts of do you want
to be an millionaire?

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
Rod Roddy, tell what he's gonna live.

Speaker 32 (01:18:24):
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all draw washed dishwasher with hit and controls, giant tub
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Speaker 14 (01:18:35):
Mister Anderson, you have a dishwasher, he had an open Oklahoma.

Speaker 22 (01:18:38):
No, I don't. When I was married, I had a
pernable dishcloyer.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
We gotta hit the rim shot on that one. That
was a yucker.

Speaker 14 (01:18:46):
Question number one, what do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
Fifteen seconds? No pressure?

Speaker 22 (01:18:54):
Oh boy, I have no response to that one.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
No, what do you call vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter?
That would have been the correct answer.

Speaker 22 (01:19:07):
Then I the lame one there.

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
That was pretty bad. All right, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 14 (01:19:11):
Let's get one more question going on here, Rod Roddy
telling them what you could win.

Speaker 32 (01:19:14):
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now the truth baste Dennis recommending using every day to
stop paying also keeps breath feeling fresh four hours.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Okay, can you brush your teeth off?

Speaker 22 (01:19:25):
And I haven't hitting in the closet.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 22 (01:19:31):
They don't think? All right, well anymore?

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
A man, I think you're gonna succeed me as the
host of this show. All right, next time him up
for bids and chanting many a derrick clock. Oh clock.
Speaking of clocks, let's get that clock going on.

Speaker 14 (01:19:48):
The next question, double values of double top five answers
on the board. I've always wanted to say that, although
the top five answers are not on the board, what
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Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
So, Danielle, yes, what I do? You're you're at the mall?

Speaker 9 (01:21:25):
Yeah, and you saw your friend's son's girlfriend with another guy.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
Let me say that again so people get it straight.

Speaker 9 (01:21:35):
You were at the mall, minding your own business, and
you looked across the way and you saw your friend's
son's girlfriend with another guy.

Speaker 7 (01:21:49):
And I right away called them and I was like,
m guess what I say? And so they told me
take pictures, and I said, so I can tell you
that I tried.

Speaker 11 (01:22:02):
I didn't.

Speaker 7 (01:22:02):
What's the best scary shut up? So I was playing
private investigator because there's the wait, there's issues there to
begin with, so we and you wanted to nail it, yes,
So I was like, let me take it. So I
took some pictures and Spencer was with me at the time,
and he's like, Mom, please never become a private investigator
because they can see you over here with your phone

(01:22:24):
and I'm recording them, and I sat so close to them.
And my answer to him was, I really don't give
a crap. They shouldn't be doing what they're doing. And
if they have a problem, they can come over to
me and I'm going to ask them about that other
person and say, hey, how so and so doing and
and call them out right. I said, what's he gonna
do or what's she gonna do? It's a little kid.

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
Oh, give me a pool.

Speaker 9 (01:22:46):
So he so your son was saying that, Mom, you're
not a good private investator because you're like in the
middle of They can look.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Right over and see who were you in the food court?

Speaker 11 (01:22:55):
We were in a food court.

Speaker 7 (01:22:56):
We were and I was sitting there and I had
my cat, I had my and I was pretending I
was doing something on my phone. And Spencer says to me, Mom,
it is so obvious you are not doing something on
your phone and that you are recording these kids. And
I'm like, I don't care, and he said, you're really embarrassing.
I said, I don't care, then what was your friend?

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
Was your friend appreciative?

Speaker 7 (01:23:16):
And she said she was keeping that for a rainy day. Oh,
because there's some stuff going down out yet.

Speaker 9 (01:23:22):
Okay, it's like in the old movies when a politician
would be in a meeting and the guy across the
table from him.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
Would pull out an envelope and pull the photos. I go, well,
that's it. Here you are having sex with a donkey. Well,
so I wonder what that reveal will be like.

Speaker 7 (01:23:38):
I don't know, but it hasn't happened yet.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
Oh my god, Oh my gosh. Danielle Sery, I learned a.

Speaker 14 (01:23:43):
Long time ago what they never get involved in other
people's business because what could happen is you could cause.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
Some kind of strife.

Speaker 14 (01:23:51):
They could break up, chaos could ensue, and then they
could get back together and then your enemy number one.

Speaker 7 (01:23:57):
Let me tell you, I really don't care, because here's
the thing. There's so much drama behind the scenes with
these two as it is, and the person not my
friend's side of it has done things that shouldn't have
been done. So they should have broken up a long
time ago, and they didn't. So this was my proof
that hello, breaking.

Speaker 9 (01:24:17):
I think there is a lesson you learned for all
of us here. If you plan on cheating, don't do
it at the food court.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
We're Danielle shopping.

Speaker 16 (01:24:24):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
Okay, So back to this thing.

Speaker 9 (01:24:27):
A private investigator your son said, maybe you shouldn't do it.
Maybe there's a better way to like stand behind a plant, yeah,
you know, or maybe wear the plant and walk around
as the plant.

Speaker 7 (01:24:38):
But I felt, see, I mean, am I wrong? I
felt like, if I'm doing it right in front of
your face, right, you're you're less likely to think I'm
doing it because why would I do it rain in
front of your face? Like I whipped that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
Phone out, and I was like, it's too You're saying
it was too obvious, So what they wouldn't notice it?

Speaker 6 (01:24:55):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:24:55):
I Thought's what I thought, And I don't think they noticed.

Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:24:58):
Spencer's like, all, I calm down.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
That's hilarious, Danielle. I love it.

Speaker 11 (01:25:03):
I hope that your sound was on so as you
were taking pictures it was the camera.

Speaker 7 (01:25:10):
It was not it was on silence.

Speaker 15 (01:25:12):
Dan.

Speaker 7 (01:25:12):
Of course I sent that right off.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Yeah, she's on an assignment. She had to turn off
with camera sout.

Speaker 7 (01:25:17):
It's going to be used at a later date.

Speaker 9 (01:25:19):
Oka's funny brought this up because Samantha has a friend.
Is your friend a PI a private investigator?

Speaker 7 (01:25:26):
Her boyfriend is, so my friend was, yeah, the one training.

Speaker 9 (01:25:30):
Okay, so how do you train to become a private investigator?
Maybe maybe, Danielle, you should train with her friend's boyfriend.

Speaker 7 (01:25:39):
Come on her boyfriend.

Speaker 30 (01:25:40):
So her boyfriend, she volunteered to help her boyfriend out.
She knew she was going to be followed for an
entire day. She didn't know who or whatever, So she
went about a really normal schedule just knowing someone was
going to watch. That person had to take like X
amount of photo and video and notes or whatever, and
then she had to report back anything like suspicious or noticeable.

Speaker 7 (01:26:00):
Oh wow, I could do this.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 9 (01:26:07):
So she was supposed to be the target quote unquote,
and then her boyfriend is training a guy who's supposed
to follow her exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
So, but tell him the funny thing that happened.

Speaker 11 (01:26:19):
And she texts me two.

Speaker 30 (01:26:20):
Hours later, she goes, I spotted him, I said, how
she goes. I'm in Marshall's and I looked up and
there was one person without a shopping cart kind of
watching me, So she started watching because she wanted taking
a photo. And in her notes it says, must have
shopping cart in Marshall's.

Speaker 7 (01:26:35):
That's that his note for period training.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
Danielle, say you're at a Marshall.

Speaker 9 (01:26:41):
Now, let's say you were walking past a Marshall's and
you see your friend's son's girlfriend walk into Marshall's with
another guy, just like you saw at the food court.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
Yeah, would you go? Would you go into Marshalls and
try to get a picture in there?

Speaker 6 (01:26:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Would you remember to get a cart and look like
you're shopping?

Speaker 7 (01:27:00):
Probably not for now, now that I've been told, I'll
definitely get that cart next time.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
And you have to put stuff in the cart, and yeah,
I got to put you. If it's you, you can.

Speaker 9 (01:27:10):
Put any item in there, because you could be shopping
for your family whatever. If it's a guy, if you
start putting sports bras in there, we're kind of wondering,
what are you doing?

Speaker 22 (01:27:17):
Right?

Speaker 32 (01:27:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
I love that training to be a p I.

Speaker 11 (01:27:20):
Fun so cool.

Speaker 7 (01:27:21):
I love you.

Speaker 11 (01:27:22):
Got a whole bunch of photos of herself.

Speaker 7 (01:27:23):
Later on in the day, She's just like it was creepy,
even though I knew it was happening.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:27:27):
Wow, we have a p I in the building.

Speaker 7 (01:27:32):
Chris, Yes, yeah, Chris, Oh yeah, yeah yeah, Christy.

Speaker 11 (01:27:35):
Yeah, he has all kinds of fascinating stories.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
You talked to on your podcast.

Speaker 7 (01:27:39):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:27:40):
I had him on the podcast because I wanted to
know he's been doing this for a long time and
now he has a company that they just go out
and investigate a ton of stuff, and I just wanted
to know what are some of the craziest situations he's
been in and has he gotten caught doing it?

Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
Do you remember any great stories?

Speaker 11 (01:27:54):
Oh yeah, he was talking about. I mean, I can't
give the specifics because he didn't give them either, but
some celebrities that he's had to follow around who have
done some really shady stuff that he's busted, some couples.
He said, it's typically couples. It's a woman wanting to
know if the man is cheating, and almost always.

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
The answer is yes.

Speaker 9 (01:28:13):
Okay, So she had the intuition, she hired a PI
to follow and she she's it's confirmed, yes.

Speaker 11 (01:28:20):
And he said he actually had a really good time
doing one of them because following this couple around, he
said they had the greatest date. They went to a
good restaurant, so we got to eative food. Then they
went to a concert he wanted to be part of,
so we got to go to that concert. All the
while he's telling these people taking pictures the whole time
to send back to the other one.

Speaker 22 (01:28:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
Now, was he ever caught?

Speaker 11 (01:28:37):
He said, he's never been caught.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
So word of advice. If you're at the mall in
the food court and you see.

Speaker 9 (01:28:45):
Danielle taking your photo from frost of them, you're obviously
doing something wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:28:50):
Yeah, they didn't know it was made. The president does
not know me, so they had no idea that it
was you know, I mean, I guess I could be
recognized as what I do for a living, But I'm
just saying I don't think that particular person knew. Okay,
maybe they knew Spencer, but you know.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
He I just he just gets back and it's a
busy mall. Food it was absolutely packed, and you know, Alex,
your son made fun of you.

Speaker 11 (01:29:18):
Yeah, Danielle, if it had come the other direction, So
if your friend was at the mall and she saw,
let's say Spencer has a girlfriend, Yeah, and his girlfriend
was someone else, and she sent you the video, would
you save it for a rainy day or would you
immediately be like.

Speaker 8 (01:29:32):
Spencer, look at this.

Speaker 7 (01:29:33):
I would do research first and make sure that what
was going on there, and then I would do it
because I did because at first I wasn't sure. I
was like, Okay, well wait a minute, are these people
just friends or is it something else? Because it was
a guy girl guy girl, so I was like, look
like a date and the certain individuals were really hot,
so I was like, I was like this is this

(01:29:55):
does not look good? And then they got a little
close and I'm like, yeah, this is not good. So
it was what I thought it was.

Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
So Danielle, if they would you know, I don't know
did you feel that, Danielle feeling of satisfaction.

Speaker 11 (01:30:12):
Because because, believe.

Speaker 7 (01:30:13):
Me, you need to know the backstory to know that.
At this point, you're like, Okay, this is the icing
on the cake and this is all the person needs
to know that that's what it came down to, because
there's a lot that has gone down, but you know, still, Okay,
they're hot.

Speaker 11 (01:30:30):
It's going down for sure. Wouldn't have followed them, but
they're ugly people wouldn't matter, but they're hot.

Speaker 6 (01:30:40):
Yes, another week.

Speaker 19 (01:30:43):
Here we go into the day.

Speaker 5 (01:30:44):
Calvis Duran in the Morning show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:30:59):
Hey, I sent a DM to you earlier, Gandhi about
this story out of Arizona. Yes, they did a raid
at a popular bar, college bar. Did you see the numbers?

Speaker 22 (01:31:12):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (01:31:13):
How many kids were arrested for, you know, being underage
in the bar having fake IDs?

Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
I mean, do you have the story in front of you.
It's kind of interesting.

Speaker 11 (01:31:23):
It says about fifty seven law enforcement officers conducted an
investigation that led to two hundred and forty nine arrests
of underage patrons for charges including, but not limited to,
possessing fake IDs, underage intoxication, and providing false information. So essentially,
this entire bar he got roped up.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
Yeah, so I'm assuming the bar is in trouble as well.

Speaker 11 (01:31:45):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 9 (01:31:47):
Okay, let's go back, let's let's rewind a little bit.
Has anyone in this room ever had a fake ID?

Speaker 22 (01:31:52):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (01:31:52):
No, yes, yes, yeah, so Daniel says, no. Scary says yes.
Gandhi says yes, I say yes, you know, I no
surprise at these answers at all. Froggy did you ever
have a fake ID?

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
I did not, right, well, you didn't need one if
you're you know, growing up in Tampa.

Speaker 25 (01:32:12):
Plus I was working on radio. They could go into
any bar and wanted to didn't care exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
So, but the numbers are astounding, over two hundred. We're
talking about roughly two hundred and fifty kids in the
paddy wagon as I used to call it, and driven downtown.

Speaker 8 (01:32:27):
Crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
Did you see that stack of fake id's. They had
a mountain Yes, fake idea.

Speaker 7 (01:32:33):
So good now too, Yeah, you know they really do.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
Well, I tell you I had mine, and uh, it
looked real. It was at the State of Texas.

Speaker 9 (01:32:41):
I remember going downtown Dallas back when no one went
downtown Dallas ever, and I had my picture took and
then they said, okay, go to that door next right
over there. We'll have that ready for you to have
a seat. We'll have it ready for you in five minutes,
twenty five dollars. Boom, I'll get my fake ID there
you go. So, yeah, that's a lot of arrest. So
as a parent and your kids are away at school,

(01:33:03):
you're like, oh, dear God, I know little Jimmy was.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
In that group.

Speaker 11 (01:33:08):
The comments under that story were what I found most
fascinating because almost every single person was like, this is stupid,
this is a waste of resources. Make the legal drinking
age eighteen. I mean like every single person was on
the side.

Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
Of these kids.

Speaker 7 (01:33:21):
It used to be eighteen, right. How long ago was.

Speaker 2 (01:33:23):
That back in the day.

Speaker 11 (01:33:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:33:25):
Yeah, I remember I turned eighteen the legal agent in
Texas and I think the month I turn eighteen, they
moved it to twenty one.

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
I'm like, a damn you, yeah, froggy. When my son
first got to college, he had one, but I didn't
know about it.

Speaker 25 (01:33:41):
Only my wife knew because Lisa is obviously Lisa had
mini fake id's, so Lisa knew he had when she
was fine with it. I'm more by the book and
rule followers.

Speaker 19 (01:33:51):
I didn't know.

Speaker 25 (01:33:52):
So he's home and he has to take his wallet
out to do something, and he's got a Missouri driver's license.
I'm like, you don't live in Missouri, so yeah, oh,
but he had to memorize all the information on it
because he said, when you would chose somebody, they would say,
so what street dealer on and it was because it
was not where he lived.

Speaker 2 (01:34:09):
But yeah, his was actually pretty good.

Speaker 25 (01:34:10):
You could not tell it got taken a couple of
times because it didn't swipe on the back.

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
When they went to swipe it, it didn't work, and
so it got taken a couple of times. You'd just
go get another one.

Speaker 9 (01:34:18):
A lot of people are texting in about chalking IDs
that I remember. I didn't have to have one printed.
They would take your license and they if you know
someone who could chalk it, they would, you know, make
it appear to be the real deal. Oh wow, Yeah,
it's so funny interesting. I'm I'm not saying it's funny.
I'm not sidy with these little cretans.

Speaker 7 (01:34:38):
I remember trying to get into a club in New
York City right before I turned twenty one, literally less
than like two weeks, and the guy at the door
was like no, and I'm like, but I'm twenty one
in two weeks. He's like, so come back in two weeks.

Speaker 9 (01:34:51):
That bar in Tempee was not checking that closely, does it?
Celia have an ID story.

Speaker 11 (01:34:58):
Celia's fake ID story might be the craziest one of
all that I've ever heard. I don't think she's here yet.

Speaker 7 (01:35:04):
Oh Little Celia's stories are crazy this is true.

Speaker 11 (01:35:07):
This one ended up whatever. So she went to a
Harry Styles concert and she wasn't old enough to be
drinking in the casino, so she had a fake ID.
She was able to get one drink drink with it.
When they tried to swipe her idea on the second drink,
they realized, oh, this is a fake ID. But she
was in this casino to see Harry Styles and she
had a VIP experience, so she had the wristbands and everything.

(01:35:27):
As soon as they figured it out, they grabbed her,
started cutting off her wristbands and basically placing her under arrest.
So this is now where the story gets funny, because
she says she started yelling and screaming, I'm gonna die
if i can't see Harry Styles, I'm going to die.
But the next thing you know, she's in the back
of an ambulance, strapped to the bed. So I said, now, Celia,

(01:35:48):
did you say I'm gonna die or did you say
I'm going to kill myself? She said, I don't know.
It might have been it was one of them. So
she ended up getting fifty one fifteen and put into
a mental hospital for a couple of days because.

Speaker 7 (01:36:01):
Of this incident, and she never saw Harry Styles.

Speaker 11 (01:36:04):
She never saw Harry sauce. She said she saw him
on the gurney as she was being wheeled out.

Speaker 9 (01:36:08):
Oh my god, it's something mean me. Harry Styles saw
her on the gurney as she wheeled at.

Speaker 32 (01:36:14):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
Remember when I met you before?

Speaker 9 (01:36:15):
Harry will sort of anyway, So, yeah, fake id's busted. Interesting,
got a lot of phone calls about this. Look at
Rocky line nineteen Rocky, Yeah, tell me your fake ID story.

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
Did you have one when you were what fifteen? Fourteen
years old? How old were you?

Speaker 19 (01:36:34):
I was eighteen?

Speaker 9 (01:36:36):
Okay, okay, in a twenty one year old world, you
got to get one when you're eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
So what happened?

Speaker 37 (01:36:42):
So I was down to college in a really, really
small town and I met up with a guy and
he wanted to try to.

Speaker 19 (01:36:49):
Make fake IDs, so thought'd be cool.

Speaker 36 (01:36:51):
So we made some and gave him out to people
and it was a ton of fun until one day,
twenty five cops broke into my dorm. And to top
it off, I had just spent time with the girlfriend
and we weren't very dressed very well, so she had

(01:37:13):
to sit on the bed while I got carted out,
handcuffed in my underwear.

Speaker 2 (01:37:17):
Wow, Wow, she just kind of that's kind of hot.

Speaker 9 (01:37:21):
Yeah, how much trouble did you get in over this
Craziness's got to be a felony.

Speaker 37 (01:37:27):
So the guy that actually was making the fake ideas
came out and told him it was faulted, and I
didn't have anything to do with it besides delivering a couple.
So as long as I kept my record clean, they
took it off my record. Nothing ever happened.

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
Wow, how much? How much were you guys charging per id?

Speaker 19 (01:37:50):
Thirty five bucks?

Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
That's card it out in your underwear is the headline.

Speaker 19 (01:38:02):
Did you ever see her? H? What's that?

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
Did you ever see her again?

Speaker 19 (01:38:07):
Oh?

Speaker 32 (01:38:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 37 (01:38:08):
We dated all the way through college and then got
engaged but didn't work out.

Speaker 9 (01:38:13):
Hey, Rocky, a pleasure speaking with you. Thank you for
staying in touch with us. I appreciate it very much.

Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
Have a great day, all right?

Speaker 9 (01:38:19):
Okay, Bill up in Albany. I don't know if he
was let out of his dorm room in his underwear.
You're in law enforcement and you've had to raid kids
who are actually printing up fake Id's.

Speaker 31 (01:38:31):
Right, that's absolutely correct. It's absolutely pure entertainment chaos.

Speaker 9 (01:38:38):
Okay, so give us a scenario like one of the raids,
what happened that you can't forget.

Speaker 31 (01:38:45):
We just typically go in and throw the lights on
and the bug eyed look on all the kids. You
would think we were raiding them to arrest them for murder,
when really it's just a simple ticket, and they just
fly out any door, whether it's through the kitchen, the
back door, a window, whatever they can do to get out.

Speaker 12 (01:39:04):
They do.

Speaker 31 (01:39:06):
And really we're just there to penalize the establishment, not
really to hurt the kids, because it's the establishment that's
really doing something wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:39:15):
But they think they're going to get arrested for murder,
and they don't want mom and dad to find out
because then that's the series.

Speaker 31 (01:39:22):
And they definitely don't want mom and dad to find
out that they're out on a Friday night getting cock
eyed at the college bar, which everyone we've all done
as a kid, as as the parents. But man, you
ask them their name, their date of birth, and they
can't remember their name, they can't remember their day to birth.
It's just absolutely pure entertainment chaos that I wish everybody

(01:39:44):
could experience at some point because it's.

Speaker 19 (01:39:46):
A great laugh.

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
Yeah, I do not want to be a part of that.

Speaker 9 (01:39:49):
Actually, I was at a club in Dallas when I
was much younger, and we were rated and I was
not partaking, but everyone emptied their pockets on the dance
floor and ran and the dance floor was nothing but pills.

Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
People were slipping and falling on pills. I mean, oh
my god.

Speaker 31 (01:40:06):
And and I've been part of both going in the
front door the initial part of it, and then we
also have officers that will stand in the back outside
at the back door, and to see that door come
flying open and the looks on their faces when they
run into a wall of police officers is absolutely it's
pure entertainment.

Speaker 9 (01:40:24):
I don't Yeah, it's true. Gandhi and Bill, you're having
way too much fun with this. But I wish we
could be a fly on the wall to watch that. Hey,
thank you for calling. I appreciate it very much.

Speaker 19 (01:40:34):
Hey, it sounds good. Thank you, Elvis, Thank you Bill.

Speaker 2 (01:40:37):
What's up, Nate? Who use the penalty? Exactly? It's just
a ticket, right. I remember running so many times because
I had that fake ID. I had I known, I
would have just taken my come up and.

Speaker 16 (01:40:51):
You come up.

Speaker 2 (01:40:52):
Yeah, so similarly. But several years later I had an issue.
During the height of the pandemic.

Speaker 14 (01:41:02):
I was at a club in Miami that was operating illegally,
and we're in there and we knew it, knew it.

Speaker 38 (01:41:10):
At a quarter after twelve, the music stops, the light
goes on, the lights go on, and all these cops
raided the place and I'm screaming like I'm nineteen years old,
underage drinking, Get me out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:41:23):
And we ran, we ran, We got the hell out
of there. I never ran so fast in my life,
but I gotta tell you, I reminded me of those
days and those police rates on the end of rage.
I don't know what you're talking.

Speaker 9 (01:41:34):
About, codrot, the South, the South Florida strain. And also
I love the fact Scaries says he ran faster than
ever in his life. It's still not very fast, and
you're still faster.

Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
Than the cops though. Good for you.

Speaker 9 (01:41:48):
Yeah, we know you were out at the clubs and
the speakeasies. It felt like it felt like it was
did we all know he was out partying going.

Speaker 7 (01:41:57):
Yeah, COVID, But this is more proof that he's he's
the case number one.

Speaker 2 (01:42:02):
Club said when you went and don't tell anybody.

Speaker 14 (01:42:04):
We gotta keep this one cool tells you just got
us all sick.

Speaker 7 (01:42:07):
Yep, faster headn't care.

Speaker 19 (01:42:11):
What's up y'all?

Speaker 6 (01:42:12):
Beyonce, Hi, this is Taylor Sky, It's Lady Ganga. Hey, It'sja.

Speaker 11 (01:42:17):
So you're listening to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:42:21):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:42:25):
Okay, okay, I spent hours falling down a hole and
TikTok last night.

Speaker 2 (01:42:30):
Oh how do you put on your socks and shoes?

Speaker 19 (01:42:34):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
Have you seen these videos?

Speaker 19 (01:42:36):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
Do you do sock, sock, shoe, shoe then type both
at the end?

Speaker 9 (01:42:40):
Or sock shoe, sock, shoe tie, tie, sock, sock, shoe tie,
shoe tie.

Speaker 7 (01:42:46):
I do sock, sock, shoe, shoe Yeah, me too.

Speaker 2 (01:42:49):
Do you tie?

Speaker 18 (01:42:50):
Well?

Speaker 7 (01:42:50):
See some a lot of stuff I don't tie.

Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
See I do sock shoe tie, sock shoe tie.

Speaker 7 (01:42:57):
That's kind of crazy.

Speaker 9 (01:42:59):
Okay, hold on the shoes already, up, the shoes up,
you pull the foot up, you put the shoe on,
You put the sock on, you.

Speaker 2 (01:43:07):
Put the shoe on.

Speaker 19 (01:43:08):
You tight.

Speaker 9 (01:43:08):
It's all there in one hand. I'm not gonna listen
to anyone trying to tell me how'm talking.

Speaker 7 (01:43:14):
My shoe does it mean? Like, are you a crazy
er person?

Speaker 17 (01:43:17):
Like?

Speaker 7 (01:43:17):
If you do it that way, I'm curious.

Speaker 11 (01:43:19):
Are you sure?

Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
No, Maybe it's lazy because my foot is already up
on my knee.

Speaker 25 (01:43:23):
You see what I'm saying. Oh, put it on your
socks is one motion. You put sock sock, and then
you do shoe shoe.

Speaker 7 (01:43:30):
Because you're one balance.

Speaker 2 (01:43:31):
Obviously you don't because I don't interesting.

Speaker 11 (01:43:35):
I actually do it all standing up. I do sock, socks, shoe, shoe,
and none of my sneakers actually tie, like I don't
tie them. They're in one position. So standing up, sock, sock, shoeshoe,
walk out the.

Speaker 2 (01:43:44):
Door, you stand up, stand up.

Speaker 11 (01:43:47):
Yeah, you have balance enough to do that.

Speaker 16 (01:43:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:43:51):
Okay, here's a video hold on saying. This is one
of the videos I saw last night.

Speaker 17 (01:43:55):
Sock shoe, sock shoe tie, high sock, sock shoe tie,
shoe tie, sock, sock, shoe, shoe tie tie.

Speaker 7 (01:44:02):
Obviously it's insane.

Speaker 2 (01:44:04):
So I'm sock shoe tie, sock shoe tie.

Speaker 25 (01:44:07):
If something happened to you in the middle, you would
have on one sock, one shoe, tie, and you have
to run out of the house with nothing on on
the other foot. Otherwise you should really finish one thing.
I finished the socks, finished the shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:44:17):
Hey, let me just be very clear.

Speaker 9 (01:44:18):
Even though you guys are pissing me off royally, I
have not made fun of how any of you do
your shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:44:24):
Why do you come after me? I think that's the
point of this conversation.

Speaker 7 (01:44:27):
You're just a little stress.

Speaker 9 (01:44:28):
It's a little imbalanced, okay, the a little imbalanced guy. Yeah,
I mean the guy that the guy that you liked
to run the show. Well, that's probably how Jeffrey Dahmer
puts his shoes on.

Speaker 2 (01:44:37):
I mean, if you have a few of all people,
I do mine normally. I do sock sock. Okay, no, no, no.
My point is this, who is here to say what's normal?

Speaker 19 (01:44:48):
Well?

Speaker 9 (01:44:48):
Oh, you know, and tell me why you are like
the president of what's normal. Well, we all just kind
of barraged you with that's wrong. So I feel like
we probably all put them on the correct I just
don't think sorry, I'm never mind. I'm just gonna sit
over here.

Speaker 7 (01:45:06):
He's gonna go over here and be quiet.

Speaker 2 (01:45:08):
That is the iciest stare I've ever felt in my life.

Speaker 9 (01:45:12):
You know that Nate knows he's losing an argument when
he starts to laughter in the conversation over here. Okay,
but wait, you guys don't all you don't all agree? No, No,
I mean Gandhi stands.

Speaker 2 (01:45:26):
Yeah, she's stand sock shoe tie exactly or not even tie.

Speaker 11 (01:45:32):
But I stand sock shoe.

Speaker 7 (01:45:33):
I stand too. I don't Why would you sit down
and put your shoes on like that?

Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
To me is like no, because I have no balance.

Speaker 7 (01:45:41):
That makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:45:42):
I can fall over. Do you You would love to
see that?

Speaker 15 (01:45:44):
No?

Speaker 33 (01:45:44):
I do.

Speaker 2 (01:45:46):
Okay, so let's all make it official. Mine is sock
shoe tie, sock shoe tie. What is yours? Gandhi?

Speaker 11 (01:45:54):
Sock sock shoeshoe, no tie, standing up?

Speaker 19 (01:45:57):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:45:58):
What is yours? Daniel?

Speaker 7 (01:46:00):
Sock sock shoeshoe, sometimes tie, tie and usually standing up.

Speaker 2 (01:46:05):
Okay, you two are together, you're the same, right, Yeah?
What is yours? Nathaniel?

Speaker 19 (01:46:09):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
Mine is sock sock shoe tie, shoe tie.

Speaker 9 (01:46:13):
Oh that's different than the other ones. Yeah, I feel
like that's what you just did. Guess we're correct.

Speaker 2 (01:46:20):
Well, you're not agreeing with it.

Speaker 22 (01:46:21):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:46:21):
Sorry, so you're so fast and like to start stabbing
at me. Okay, what about you? What about your frog?
I am sock sock shoeshoe, and I wear shoes that
don't tie. Producer Sam, how do you do it?

Speaker 11 (01:46:36):
I am sock sock shoe tie, shoe tie.

Speaker 2 (01:46:39):
Okay, yeah, good yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:46:41):
Style.

Speaker 2 (01:46:42):
Hello, Hello, Connie, what are yours? What's yours?

Speaker 11 (01:46:47):
I'm like you, Elvis, I do sock shoe tie, sock
shoe tie, and.

Speaker 2 (01:46:53):
Why do Yeah? Your foot's already there, it's present foot,
and then it's there.

Speaker 12 (01:46:57):
You do it exactly exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:46:59):
I mean older, I get I don't.

Speaker 16 (01:47:00):
Need to lift my foot more than I have to.

Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
So maybe this is an old person thing because I'm
doing anything right too. At some point I'll just have
someone do it.

Speaker 9 (01:47:11):
It makes sense because your your foot is, your foot's
already up to do all the work on the Okay,
here's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:47:17):
Let's let's say you're a mechanic and you have you
have a garage and you have two car lifts.

Speaker 9 (01:47:24):
Do you lift one car and do like one a
little bit of work that do the other one do
a little work, then go back and forth between the cars.

Speaker 2 (01:47:31):
Or you lift one car and do all the work
on that car.

Speaker 20 (01:47:34):
You look a fair point on the same you make
a fair point because if you had the car up,
you would do all of the tires on one side
of the car and then go to the other side
of the car.

Speaker 25 (01:47:43):
It's a little less effort in lifting your foot than
a car.

Speaker 2 (01:47:46):
And you haven't had my foot on, have you. My
foot is it's the weight of a car.

Speaker 9 (01:47:51):
All right, Connie, thank you, have a beautiful day, and
keep in mind, in our world it's sock shoe tie, sock.

Speaker 11 (01:47:57):
Shoe tie, absolutely, and we are the normal one.

Speaker 2 (01:48:01):
Well I'm not saying we're normal. I never said that.
I just said it just has a nice sexy sound
to it.

Speaker 6 (01:48:07):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap, all.

Speaker 2 (01:48:11):
Right, Garrett.

Speaker 9 (01:48:12):
Yes, this is an old, old trick in the world
of phone taps, and we haven't haven't done it in
so many years.

Speaker 34 (01:48:17):
So Frank wants the phone tap his brother Joe. Now
the guys own a pizza ria together, and I figured,
why not mess.

Speaker 2 (01:48:23):
With Joe and make him talk to himself? Now, how
do we do that?

Speaker 34 (01:48:27):
Well, I call it Joe act as if I'm putting
an order in for pizza, and I record Joe, and
then a little while later I called Joe back and
have Joe talk to himself.

Speaker 2 (01:48:36):
Yeah, you'll see what we're saying. This is look get
into part one. Yes, and then you'll see partner too
is on the way.

Speaker 19 (01:48:41):
Here it pizza right?

Speaker 2 (01:48:44):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 16 (01:48:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (01:48:46):
What do you want?

Speaker 22 (01:48:47):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:48:48):
My name's Joke. Can I place an order?

Speaker 19 (01:48:52):
Yeah? Sure? What do you want?

Speaker 2 (01:48:53):
Do you tell pizza buddy?

Speaker 19 (01:48:55):
Pizzai or of course we sell pizza.

Speaker 22 (01:48:57):
What do you mean?

Speaker 19 (01:48:58):
I'm busy here?

Speaker 2 (01:48:59):
Do you have a gluten for Yeah?

Speaker 19 (01:49:00):
We got a clue tree crush? What do you want?
You want? That?

Speaker 21 (01:49:04):
Is that it?

Speaker 19 (01:49:05):
Do you want anything else? You want any? Sandwiches?

Speaker 2 (01:49:07):
You want any?

Speaker 26 (01:49:08):
I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:49:09):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 19 (01:49:10):
Yeah? I could hear you. Could you hear me?

Speaker 2 (01:49:13):
Does your bathroom work?

Speaker 19 (01:49:14):
Buddy? What are you answering about my bathroom? For? You
want to order a pizza or not?

Speaker 2 (01:49:18):
Hello?

Speaker 19 (01:49:19):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:49:20):
Can you finish the lyric for me? Baby shark?

Speaker 19 (01:49:24):
What are you talking about? What kind of games are
you playing? Buddy? What the hell's going on here?

Speaker 2 (01:49:28):
Do you know the lyric?

Speaker 19 (01:49:30):
Yeah? Do do that? Are you there? Are you? Hello?
Are you there? Goodbye?

Speaker 2 (01:49:39):
All right? So you got all you needed? Yep, exactly, okay.

Speaker 9 (01:49:42):
So he takes that sound put it's a computer and
calls him back, Are you ready for it?

Speaker 11 (01:49:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:49:48):
Here's how it sounds.

Speaker 19 (01:49:51):
Pizza? Yeah, what do you want?

Speaker 10 (01:49:54):
What do you mean?

Speaker 19 (01:49:55):
What do I want?

Speaker 23 (01:49:55):
What do you want?

Speaker 19 (01:49:56):
Okay? What do you mean? What do you talk it about? Listen?
Let's cut the boat, buddy? You want to place an.

Speaker 12 (01:50:02):
Order or not?

Speaker 19 (01:50:03):
Who's this? It's Joe? Who's this? Who's this? It's Joe?
Who says Joe? I'm Joe?

Speaker 16 (01:50:12):
Do I know you?

Speaker 19 (01:50:14):
What? Are we playing games? Here? Are you there? Are you?

Speaker 22 (01:50:18):
Hello?

Speaker 16 (01:50:18):
Are you there?

Speaker 19 (01:50:19):
Buddy? What do you think you're being? Smart?

Speaker 26 (01:50:23):
What the hell's going on here?

Speaker 19 (01:50:25):
Yeah? Sure? What do you want?

Speaker 24 (01:50:26):
Listen?

Speaker 19 (01:50:27):
Are we going to cut the boat here? You want
to place an order or not? Do I know you?
You want to play it with a Pusyo? You want
to play the order or not? Who's that?

Speaker 22 (01:50:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (01:50:39):
You too? Goodbye about pizza? Hello? What are you again?

Speaker 6 (01:50:49):
What the wrong with you?

Speaker 15 (01:50:51):
Did you hear me?

Speaker 19 (01:50:53):
Could I hear you? Buddy? Take this? That?

Speaker 10 (01:50:55):
He is?

Speaker 19 (01:50:56):
You want to order a pizza. What the hell's going
on here? Well, he gives you playing buddy. Listen, you
want pizza or not? Christen? You want some meat bulls? Like? Hey, yeah, hey,
what do you mean, buddy? Come on, let's go. I'm
gonna give you my meat bulls. Buddy? Are you there?
Are you? Well? You're there? Great discussion, buns of my balls? More?

Speaker 2 (01:51:20):
Hey, hey, Joe, Yeah, who's this? Well, my name is
actually Garret from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. You've
just been phone tapped. You've actually been talking to yourself.

Speaker 19 (01:51:29):
You gotta be kidding me? Who put me up to this?

Speaker 2 (01:51:32):
You could thank Frank Frank best?

Speaker 19 (01:51:34):
Is this strong standing right here? That's right. I'm gonna
tell you're d crutch me, Peter, I'm gonna.

Speaker 6 (01:51:45):
Beat Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 27 (01:51:48):
This phone tables pre recorded quick permission granted by all.

Speaker 5 (01:51:52):
The Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Daran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:52:06):
Elvis ter On in the Morning, Hey, I got I
got a very fascinating text earlier, and I wanted to
read it to you.

Speaker 2 (01:52:14):
I think we have the texture on the phone.

Speaker 9 (01:52:19):
Yes, And Angie from Tampa not her name, not where
she's from uh hi, Angie, how are you.

Speaker 19 (01:52:29):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:52:29):
Okay, you're okay to go in there and talk, right, Yeah,
definitely okay.

Speaker 9 (01:52:34):
So your text said, Hey, I got a question for Elvis.
How do I know if my man is gay? Because
he does a lot of questionable things and now I'm concerned.
So I texted back to you, Well, it depends on
what those questionable things are. Do you want to do
you want to read them what you said, or you
wanted to go ahead and recite them yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:52:55):
He'd something to you not to like harp on the
stereo text. But he loves me, right, okay. He loves musicals.

Speaker 18 (01:53:03):
He's attracted to trans women, and like the thing is,
there's beautiful trans women out there, but there's some that
kind of you.

Speaker 19 (01:53:12):
Know, you know.

Speaker 18 (01:53:16):
That's the one.

Speaker 2 (01:53:17):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 18 (01:53:19):
He likes he likes those that clearly looks like dudes,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:53:23):
Okay. And you also say he likes button play.

Speaker 22 (01:53:28):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:53:29):
He also say he's super clean.

Speaker 9 (01:53:32):
Okay, he showers after, he showers after after he poops okay, well.

Speaker 23 (01:53:37):
Yes, yes, and and go ahead, likes a lot of
girly stuff, okay, like what do you mean by that, like,
I don't know, I.

Speaker 19 (01:53:47):
Can't explain it.

Speaker 18 (01:53:49):
If I have something, he won't just say, baby, it
looks good. He'd be like, you know, as fire. I
mean it's fine, I like it, and bisexual even better.

Speaker 9 (01:53:59):
Okay, all right, all right, well okay, first of all,
everything you've said, I mean, I just there there's no
way to jump to conclusions that the guy is gay
in my opinion, I.

Speaker 12 (01:54:10):
Mean, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:54:15):
That's right, I mean right, Froggy loves loves butt play.
I think if I was okay, he does check a
lot of boxes.

Speaker 18 (01:54:27):
The thing to listen, I tried attempting to play with him,
but he just never wants me to. And it's like,
come over, I want to be you know, I know
I will.

Speaker 2 (01:54:41):
All I could say is you know a man and
I love that.

Speaker 9 (01:54:45):
But I know, but but there are two things at play, guys,
hold on, there are two things at play here. Number
one is you know whether what he's open minded to
do in bed, but is he gay or not? And
you're in a relationship with him, and so you know,
therefore you deserve to know.

Speaker 2 (01:55:00):
I firmly believe it. Yeah, well, how long with that man?

Speaker 18 (01:55:04):
For ten year?

Speaker 2 (01:55:05):
Ten years?

Speaker 18 (01:55:06):
Right, all right, And I mean it's great, it's lovely.
I have no complaints. But I even gave him a
hall pass. I'm like, hey, you know, if you want
to venture out, I'll give you a hall pass. You know, well,
does he gay or bisexual?

Speaker 9 (01:55:18):
Does he keep secrets from you that you know of?
I mean, you know their secrets, so maybe you don't know.
But it is he away doing things. Sometimes you don't
really quite know where he is or what he's doing.

Speaker 18 (01:55:27):
No, he's usually on point, he's usually home. Is the
thing that really gets me is the music that he
listens to. Okay, like he listens to k pop, which
is fine, but again, it's always like a gay man
or a trans woman who kind of looks like a man.
And I'm still some type of way because am I
don't like it?

Speaker 9 (01:55:46):
I don't know, we don't know that, and it doesn't matter,
I know, But the thing is it all I'm just
I'm not thinking of him. I'm thinking of you. I'm
thinking about what you want to get out of life.
And you know, who you want to be a partner with,
how long you want to be with this person? You know,
if you're in it for the long term, then you,
you know, any situation you can adapt to and he
can adapt to. I get that, But as long as

(01:56:07):
you're happy with that, you know, does anyone here want
to add to that?

Speaker 11 (01:56:11):
Yeah? I have some questions, okay, and I'm not saying
do this at all. If you were to go through
his phone, would he freak out?

Speaker 18 (01:56:21):
He does get nervous, but I think it's because he's
scared that I might find double licks type things. I
don't want to say it through the radio.

Speaker 2 (01:56:29):
But you know what I'm talking about, Okay, Yeah, I know,
I know things like that the Hub.

Speaker 18 (01:56:35):
Okay, so I didn't know the Hub. I'm afraid of
me finding the things that he likes from the Hub.

Speaker 11 (01:56:39):
And okare you know?

Speaker 18 (01:56:40):
I'm very free minded, enjoy what you like, but I
want to know if it is he's not, so for
one to not waste my time and too, if he's bisexual,
even better, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (01:56:50):
But at this, wouldn't you just kind of chalk it up?
Chalk it up to like, maybe he is bisexual. He's
with you, so he obviously likes women enough to be
with you for ten years, but maybe he's got some
other things on the side that he's interested in as well.
He just doesn't know how to tell.

Speaker 2 (01:57:02):
You, Danielle, But I just want him to tell me.

Speaker 6 (01:57:06):
Have you ever come on?

Speaker 7 (01:57:08):
I don't know if you said this, have you ever
come out and asked him?

Speaker 22 (01:57:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:57:12):
So, like like I said, I gave him a hall pass.
I'm like, hey, if you want to venture all, you know, like,
it's okay. And he'll be like, Burry, I'm not good.

Speaker 2 (01:57:21):
Maybe maybe he's not. You know, here's the thing, you know,
and this may baffle some people. Maybe he's not. You know,
we don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:57:29):
We thought my husband was gay or you did Elvis?

Speaker 8 (01:57:31):
Remember I did?

Speaker 17 (01:57:33):
I know?

Speaker 2 (01:57:33):
Until he didn't sleep with me. I'm like, okay then
and cooking, and he liked Shirley Bassie, Kelly.

Speaker 7 (01:57:41):
Bassy, and he liked Broadway musicals and all kinds of stuff.
But he did he's not gay.

Speaker 3 (01:57:47):
You know.

Speaker 9 (01:57:47):
It depends on how far you want to push this thing.
If you need the answer, because you need to move on.
If there's an issue with it for you, which there
may not be you, he deserves you deserve an answer
form me. Yeah, and it can't be hey, but babe,
I'll give you a hall past. To go whatever it
has to be a hay. You know, look, I'm thinking
about the red may ask you how old you are?

Speaker 18 (01:58:10):
I'm thirty four, thirty thirty four?

Speaker 2 (01:58:12):
All right, what do you want for the future in
your life? Where do you see you in ten twenty years?
You know that kind of thing? Do you see you
being in the same type of relationship with him not
knowing for twenty more years?

Speaker 9 (01:58:22):
You need to ask yourself that, and you need to
let him know that this is important to you. But
if it's not important to you, then just keep living.

Speaker 13 (01:58:28):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:58:29):
I don't know what. I don't know what else to say.

Speaker 18 (01:58:31):
You know, I think what plays into my mind is
that I don't want him to hold himself back if
he is I want him to be free and explore
and try it out. And if he don't like it,
then whatever. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (01:58:42):
But I think that's just what it is like.

Speaker 18 (01:58:44):
Because he is kind of shy and he kind of
refrains from a lot of things, and I just want
him to just be free, you know.

Speaker 16 (01:58:51):
You know I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:58:53):
That says a lot.

Speaker 9 (01:58:54):
It speaks volumes about you being concerned about him, and
also this is about you if he isn't living a
fulfilled life, then he may be a little unhappy, you know.
And and you're gonna have to be there to help
sweep up the sweep it up, you know. And so
this is about both of you, not just him.

Speaker 2 (01:59:13):
It's about you.

Speaker 18 (01:59:13):
Two plus you don't want to be a So come.

Speaker 23 (01:59:17):
On, O.

Speaker 2 (01:59:24):
My god, and there there's that you can start there.
If you offer that up and he's all about it,
then maybe that's a kid.

Speaker 6 (01:59:31):
Maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:59:33):
No, it doesn't mean he's gay. I mean he's good,
but it's a it's a it's a clue.

Speaker 6 (01:59:39):
No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:59:42):
Guys out there.

Speaker 18 (01:59:44):
Yeah, Like eight years ago we bought something to attempt
it and we still haven't used it has been collecting us.
I've been so mad.

Speaker 2 (01:59:51):
Well, it's a collector it's a collectors collectors item.

Speaker 19 (01:59:55):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:59:55):
Just because someone gets PEG does not mean they're gay, period.
You can that is not enough. No, it's not that
that you need.

Speaker 9 (02:00:01):
But you need to know what he is because it's
what about what he wants in life too. It's about
what you want to keep that in mind. This is
not all about him, much about both of you. It's
about the two of you.

Speaker 18 (02:00:10):
Yeah, I think that like guys are so afraid of
being labeled as gay when you know, like there are
bisexual men out there too. Just because you're like men
doesn't mean you're strictly gay, Like it's okay to be by.
I think the best kind of man is a bisexual man,
because not only is he sensitive like a woman and
understands a woman needs, but he's also masculine.

Speaker 23 (02:00:29):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:00:30):
Well not all of them are that way, but some
of them.

Speaker 9 (02:00:32):
Yeah, I know some bisexual men who are not sensitive,
and I know some straight guys who are ultra sensitive.

Speaker 3 (02:00:38):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:00:39):
It's hard to put a label on that.

Speaker 9 (02:00:41):
But look, you deserve answers, and I hope you get
them because you both deserve a great life, you both.

Speaker 2 (02:00:47):
Both you and him, you know, And that's its definitely
all the best to you and thanks for reaching out
to us. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 18 (02:00:54):
I love every one of you.

Speaker 19 (02:00:55):
Gandhi.

Speaker 18 (02:00:56):
You are such an amazing addition to the morning show.

Speaker 11 (02:01:01):
You just made my day.

Speaker 10 (02:01:03):
Thanks.

Speaker 9 (02:01:03):
There you go, have a great day. Okay, to love
you too, Love you too, there you go. You know,
everyone's going through something, you know, and she's she's a
lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (02:01:13):
I think she wants too for the price of one.

Speaker 7 (02:01:15):
If you ask me, she seems that you want him
to be.

Speaker 9 (02:01:20):
Over the edge go for it could be absolutely, She's
very clear about that. But sometimes you got to be
very careful what you wish for. I don't know, you know,
you think about the person you're with, how well do
you know them? It may not be as cut and
dry as the little clues she's seen, but how well
do you know them?

Speaker 2 (02:01:41):
I mean?

Speaker 9 (02:01:42):
What what if the person you're with in life has
a great wonderful treasure chest of amazing things hidden behind
that wall that you just don't know about, things that
wouldn't make you want to break up with them or
look elsewhere.

Speaker 2 (02:01:57):
But it's just, you know, that's their little life that
they want to live. You know, we all have. We
all have that little room in our hearts that we
don't open for other people. That's not unusual, for sure.
It's not a bad thing always. Yeah, Gandhi, what's up?

Speaker 11 (02:02:09):
I think the hard part about this is if he's
not there's no way to ever prove that you are
not something. You can only ever prove that you are something.
Because as long as you keep saying I'm not another
person could always just be like, well, you're hiding it.
If you say you don't have this thing, maybe you
hit it somewhere else. It's really hard to prove a negative.
So it's all about trust in this case, and hopefully
they trust each other enough and are comfortable with each

(02:02:31):
other enough after ten years to get through this.

Speaker 19 (02:02:33):
Well.

Speaker 2 (02:02:34):
I love it. Scary's curious. He's over there looking up
the word pegasus.

Speaker 9 (02:02:37):
Wow, it is what I thought it was, by the way, Okay,
all right, it can't be anything else. Geez, well, a
lot of people, a lot of people wonder what.

Speaker 2 (02:02:44):
What a peg is.

Speaker 6 (02:02:46):
Now you know Elvis Durand's after party.

Speaker 2 (02:02:50):
Okay, Danielle, it's gonna start.

Speaker 11 (02:02:52):
If you're gonna go topics you'd never hear on the air,
Oh God, get away. Can't eat that.

Speaker 5 (02:02:58):
Listen now on the iHeart Radio app or wherever you
pay your podcasts.

Speaker 6 (02:03:02):
It is the what is it called Elvista Rands after Party?
Ask for it by name Elvista in the morning show.

Speaker 9 (02:03:11):
All right, we're done, We're out of time. We'll see
you next time, so make sure you're here with us
until then. Say peace out, everybody, plea