FULL SHOW: The Day We Realized Everyone’s a Little Unhinged

Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:01):
Are you guys ready for it?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
I love the Morning Show I listen to every morning
when I'm driving to work.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
They're getting larger.

Speaker 4 (00:08):
I just like all of them.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
They're all really funny. I hear you just finished an
extreme workout? Is this true?

Speaker 5 (00:19):
Oh yeah, I got up this morning.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Uh my WAPs apprised me with something in bed and
it wasn't breakfast.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Elvis, Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Well more signs that we're all psychopaths.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (00:34):
Uh there's a.

Speaker 7 (00:35):
Story out talking about how the length of your fingers
can determine if you have any psychological issues. Okay, everyone,
whip out your hands. Let's take a look by the
way before we get into this.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
They say it's not unusual.

Speaker 7 (00:49):
It's not uncommon to have this scenario going on with
your fingers. From the Journal of Psychiatric Research, the team
found those who's index.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Fingers are shorter than your ring fingers.

Speaker 7 (01:04):
You are more likely to have a diagnosed psychiatric disorder.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
They call it the dark triad.

Speaker 7 (01:15):
Dark triad traits include highly socially discouraged attitudes, narcissism, and psychopathy.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Which fingers the index in the ring.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
You're yeah, You're you're okay. You have the big you
have the middle finger.

Speaker 8 (01:34):
Right, do you have the ring nails?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Don't nails?

Speaker 7 (01:37):
The ring finger next to that, and then there's your
pointer finger, which is your index finger. If your pointer
finger index finger is shorter than your ring finger, then
you you are a member of this society.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Question. What's that?

Speaker 9 (01:50):
On my right hand? My the same on my left hand.
My index finger is considerably shorter than they're not.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
That's exactly me, froggy.

Speaker 7 (02:03):
Yeah, yeah, no, no, I'm clearly both hands, both hands.
My index finger is way shorter than my ring finger.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
You're all in.

Speaker 7 (02:13):
So this analysis of your hands, it's confirming that compared
to healthy controls, individuals with a clinically diagnosed psychiatric issue,
we're more likely to have a shorter.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Index finger and a longer ring finger. And there you go.
They're saying, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
You say yours are clearly both on both hands.

Speaker 7 (02:32):
Oh yeah, no, you're saying, oh, absolutely it is. There
is no no debate.

Speaker 9 (02:38):
I wonder my right hand. What have I been doing
with my right hand that's causing.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Me the different You've done nothing, You've done nothing, it's
just the way you're born.

Speaker 7 (02:48):
So again they're saying do not frat. It doesn't mean
there's an issue here. It just says in a controlled
setting where they study all these people, they have found
that people that have one I have are more likely
to have psychiatric issues which are biologically rooted. I think
it has something to do with the amount of testosterone

(03:09):
and hormone and other hormones that you have raging to
your body before you're born.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I think that has something to do with it.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
I have raging testosterone before you were born. I could
see it.

Speaker 7 (03:23):
So they're saying, people like me with the dark triad
we have more aggressive behavior and bad attitudes. It's okay,
I'm in also, but on a good note, we score
a higher on mental toughness and sports performance.

Speaker 10 (03:43):
Okay, that's where you lose me, because I have this
thing going on on both of my hands and I
am awful at sports.

Speaker 11 (03:49):
Well.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
No, okay, keep in mind, just because your fingers do
that doesn't mean at one hundred certainty this is you.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Okay, let me just make that very clear.

Speaker 7 (03:58):
But I know that everyone listening right now is look
at down at the damn fingers.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Hmmm.

Speaker 7 (04:05):
Analysis of their hands confirmed compared to healthy controls. Individuals
with a clinically diagnosed psycheatric issue.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
We're more likely to have this longer ring finger.

Speaker 7 (04:16):
All right, you don't tell me. I'm out of my mind,
you know, seriously, I'm gonna need to look.

Speaker 8 (04:21):
At my hands.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
So there's that the dark triad traits.

Speaker 7 (04:27):
Have this conversation with your friends and your coworkers today today,
see how that works. But again they're warning people with
shorter index fingers not to fret.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
It's very common to have what we have. All right,
there you go, Oh, here it is.

Speaker 7 (04:39):
It's associated with a prenatally higher testosterone and lower estrogen
exposure during the first trimester of the fetal stages.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
There you go, all right, any thoughts, this makes a.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Lot of sense.

Speaker 8 (04:52):
I'm going to go home and look at Preston's fingers.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, what are you gonna do? Chop one of them.

Speaker 8 (05:00):
It's funny because the other day I was looking at
his hands. I'm like, President, you have the longest fingers ever,
like whatever, and you know, we were laughing about it. But
I didn't know about this one.

Speaker 7 (05:09):
Well, okay, it's not one hundred percent certainty that there's
a problem.

Speaker 10 (05:13):
Keep testing, mind, scary. I don't know if this is
true or not. But weren't we talking a while ago
about your eye the length of your eyes that if
you could fit another.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Eye length your eyes, if you could fit I don't have.

Speaker 10 (05:26):
Long eyes space between your eyes. If you could fit
another eye, a third eye, in between your two eyes,
then you're also a psycho.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
No, that's I think that's how it's supposed to be.
You're supposed to be. Yeah, that's how you're You're supposed to.

Speaker 12 (05:39):
Be able to fit a third eye between the space.

Speaker 7 (05:42):
Can you hold on a second? Okay, let'st not call
people's psychos. This is not well whatever we're talking part of.

Speaker 12 (05:48):
The dark triad or.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Tryad.

Speaker 7 (05:52):
So you're saying, if I don't have enough room for
another eye between my eyes, and there could be issues.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
I'm trying to figure this out.

Speaker 12 (05:58):
No, the opposite quite the eye?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
What is it?

Speaker 11 (06:02):
No?

Speaker 3 (06:02):
I think Scary is wrong on this.

Speaker 13 (06:03):
I think that the rules of symmetry for your symmetry
for your face, you're supposed to be able to fit
an eye length specifically between your eyes. That's like the
exact proportion it's supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Okay, but if you can fit two of them in there,
then if.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
We can then you're like a crocodile.

Speaker 7 (06:22):
So you've heard of the uh this psychopath stare, right?

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Have you heard of this? This? This one makes me
uncomfortable and you want to talk about it, because yeah.

Speaker 14 (06:35):
It's apparently psychopaths have a particular way that they look
at people.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Right, I'm reading about this now. How your eyes gaze
at that?

Speaker 14 (06:43):
Yes, exactly, and it's uncomfortable, like a predatory and uh yeah,
and apparently the way you use your eyes you can
use manipulation tactics more easily as a psychopath.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Let me ask you this.

Speaker 7 (06:59):
If you ever on the train or just walk into
the mall or whatever, and then your eyes will catch
someone else's eyes for like just a split second. Yes,
but for some reason, sometimes it's this intense connection you
have with someone, even if it's for a split second,
and you start thinking, oh my god, they looked at me,

(07:19):
I looked at them at the same time, and it
sort of like hits you for a while. You're like, Okay,
I just had a weird interaction with a total stranger
for a split second, but there was something in there.
So some people believe that people with psychopathic traits can
actually use intense, intense eye contact to startle others and
catch them off guard, and.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
They can use that to manipulate them. You can control
people with your eyes.

Speaker 14 (07:43):
Anthony Hopkins in that movie Silence of the Lamp Handle,
he was staring the whole time.

Speaker 12 (07:48):
I don't even think he blinked.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
You know, there are some cultures around the world where
it is acceptable to just stare at someone and watch
them going about their business. Here in America, if someone's
looking at you, your your first inclination is why what
are you doing?

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Why are you looking at me? And that why you
looking at me?

Speaker 15 (08:05):
Like that?

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Take a picture.

Speaker 8 (08:06):
It lasts longer.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
There you go. There's a good life, exactly.

Speaker 7 (08:10):
But in some European cultures and Asian cultures, you could
just stare at someone and just just study them, study
what they're doing, study how they're acting, and it's it's common.
It's not uncommon to be stared at or stare at others.
Don't do it near me because I'll have questions for.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
You what you're looking at anyway.

Speaker 7 (08:31):
So, uh, now that we've solved all the psychiatric issues
of our show and everyone listening, oh no, we.

Speaker 11 (08:39):
Gotta go.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
Elvis Da Ran in the Morning Show, Elvis da Wan
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
It who was it stead?

Speaker 7 (08:59):
A few moments ago during the song that they just
remembered that their friend from childhood borrowed.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
It was you, Nate, Yeah, your friend from childhood? What's
your what's your friend's name? Jeff Chaglowski.

Speaker 7 (09:12):
By the way, when you tell childhood stories, you always
have to use first and last naps.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
It makes it funnier. What happened?

Speaker 14 (09:17):
Danielle said something that triggered it, And I remember we
were trading baseball cards and I gave him my eighty
nine Tops Kirk Gibson card and he traded some other
cards back to me and whatever and I and then afterwards,
I'm like, it wasn't really a fair trade. So I
asked him, I'm like, hey, can I have that card back?
And he never gave it back to me. He still
has that card, my eighty nine Kirk Gibson.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I just looked it up.

Speaker 12 (09:38):
It's nine to ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
How many years ago? That was thirty two years ago?
Is it too late? Is it too late to call
him and say, yo, I want my card?

Speaker 4 (09:48):
No?

Speaker 1 (09:49):
No, I think it's pretty.

Speaker 14 (09:50):
And then I remember Jimmy Janecki borrowed my Hardy Voice
number like one hundred and twelve, and he read it
and never gave it back to me either.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Oh, look at that stole your heart on boys books.
I'm like, where are I have a heart on boy? Yeah, Froggy.

Speaker 9 (10:06):
When I was ten, I stayed at my friend Greg
Broughton's house one night and I took my Optimist Prime
Transformer with me, and my mom came to get me
a little early the next day, earlier than I thought,
and so I had to just run out of the
house and get my mom's car to go somewhere. I
left Optimist Prime at Greg Broughton's house and I never
saw it again.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Still there, I don't know.

Speaker 13 (10:25):
Yes, Gandhi Andy Donado, Yeah, he borrowed like ten DVDs
from me because he was on House Arrest and needed
something to watch.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
I never got one back.

Speaker 7 (10:34):
Oh, Kit, hold on, leave it to Gandhi to be
the person on our show that has a friend and
house arrest.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, and we were in school, but yeah, arrest and
you trusted not.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
To steal your DVDs, I know.

Speaker 13 (10:45):
And they were like the best DVDs, like Never Been
Kissed and ten things I.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Hate about you. I need those back, Andy, if you
can hear me, want them?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (10:54):
Yeah, Danielle any Theft, Danielle Farahan.

Speaker 8 (10:57):
I borrowed forty five. I remember the big song back
then was oh my gosh, what the hell was it?
So yeah, whatever it was? And I left the forty
five's there and she never returned.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Me piano in the dark in the dark, thank you.

Speaker 8 (11:14):
And I was so pissed off that she had my
piano in the dark forty five and never gave it back.

Speaker 7 (11:18):
So you're thinking right now about who borrowed something from
you years and years and years and years ago, and
now it's been years and years and years later, is.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
It is it too late to call? What's scary? Well?

Speaker 10 (11:29):
Elvis Duran borrowed a twelve CD set of my Cocktail
Party mixed CDs some party he was drowing in nineteen
ninety seven, and then when I asked for them back
about a year and a half later, he said, where
those are?

Speaker 12 (11:44):
I lost them? The Boston Nova one.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
There was, there's so many. It was a great CD collection.
It was a great Yeah.

Speaker 7 (11:54):
I think you need those back because your CD players
ready to play at your next party.

Speaker 9 (11:58):
I remember I found the VHS tape porn of my
dad's one time. I took it over to my friend
Walt Roland's house and I left it there. I never
saw it again, so Walt's still watching.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
You don't want porn.

Speaker 8 (12:07):
Back, now, you don't.

Speaker 7 (12:09):
So years ago I was I went and bought this
massive metal Buddha to put out in the garden. I mean,
the thing is, it's like five feet tall.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
It's huge.

Speaker 7 (12:21):
And so my friend Patty Steele said, well, you're not
going to do that garden. I'm gonna hold onto that
until you move into a house where you can get
it back. So she this beautiful Buddha is featured in
her dining room. I mean it looks like the architectural
digest w.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Through and I'm like, I'm never gonna get Patty Steele
still has my Buddha. I'm never gonna see it again.

Speaker 8 (12:40):
You have to let her keep it, that's I know.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
I think you have to call and get it back
right now. We know where she is.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
It's a boot. You can't steal a Buddha.

Speaker 11 (12:47):
You can't.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Buddha's aren't for stealing. No, that's it. Text message.

Speaker 7 (12:54):
I'll let my childhood friend, Jennifer Capone borrow my gold
MIC's Princess necklace to make her boyfriend jail us and
she never gave it back.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Take my lip glass.

Speaker 7 (13:03):
She kept denying it, but I knew she took it
from me because I I took it from another friend. Wait,
here's someone who says, yeah, I want my virginity back
from my ex. Yeah, that's my neighbor Spice Girl's movie.
Can't get it back?

Speaker 1 (13:20):
H look at this.

Speaker 7 (13:22):
My sister took my holographic U Charie's ard card Pokemon.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah it's a.

Speaker 7 (13:29):
Trade card and traded it to some other dork and
I I'll never see it hell now, yeah you, But keep
in mind the takeaway from this is, yeah, you're gonna
lose things along the way and you're never gonna get
them back. But my favorite thing is when telling childhood stories,
you always have to use the first and last name,
And when.

Speaker 8 (13:45):
You get older you do that too, because my mom
always uses her friend's names. Like, Mom, I know you
who you're talking about. You don't have to tell me
their last name. You have one person with that name.

Speaker 7 (13:55):
I don't get it all right, Sarah line three, she's
pissed off. Sarah's online four Actually, Hello, Sarah. Hi, Yeah, yeah,
I can hear the anger in your voice.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Who's who?

Speaker 15 (14:08):
And yes, he probably got me blocks on Facebook because
I let the world know. Every single time I see him,
I'm like, hey, you suck. I want my shirt back
that you took from my friend's house. That was my
my favorite boyfriend's shirt he wore in his graduation picture
and he gave to me. And it was one of
my first misted T shirts. And if you know me,

(14:30):
I love that band.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
What's his name? What's his name?

Speaker 15 (14:33):
His name was Chris de Silva and the Fort Walton Beach, Florida.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Okay, Chris Silva.

Speaker 17 (14:38):
I knew Sarah wants her Misfits shirt back now now
all right, call him, Sarah, tell him you.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand Elvis durand phone tab
the lyrics.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Dear Elvis.

Speaker 7 (14:56):
My friend Carla and I were moving her stuff into
a storage rental place the other night. Oh, so we
use this elevator to move our stuff to the top floor.
So while we were doing it, instead of waiting for
the elevator every time, Carla just put stuff in front
of the door to keep the elevator open. As we
were leaving, we noticed the elevator door was only closing
on one side. We broke the elevator. So now Carla's

(15:16):
worried we're gonna get into some trouble. This comes to
us from Gina. All right, well this is good fodder
for a phone tap. Gina already told her friend Carla
she got a call from the storage space lying. This
call starts out with Gina telling Carlo she's going to
conference in the storage space manager, pleaded by Danielle. So
now Gina phone taps Carla with Danielle, let's listen in
to your.

Speaker 8 (15:35):
Phone tap Storage.

Speaker 18 (15:39):
Hello is this Colleen?

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah, this is Gina Vecchio.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
I just spoke with you.

Speaker 8 (15:46):
Regarding the two thousand dollars.

Speaker 15 (15:48):
Correct.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
I have Carla on the phone.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Hi, Colleen.

Speaker 18 (15:50):
I just wanted to speak to you myself.

Speaker 8 (15:52):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Gina didn't receive the letter into today because she was
away on business, so I'm just finding out about this today.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (15:58):
Well, here's what happened. We have you guys on the
video camera breaking the elevator door.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
And how did we break the elevator door?

Speaker 8 (16:06):
You put stuff in front of the elevator, which you
shouldn't have done.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
I've seen many, many times people stand in front of
the elevator to keep it open for somebody that may
be coming and wants to get in the elevator too,
And that's how. I don't know that putting a garbage
bag that's very light in front of the door would
break it in such a manner. Because I'm not an
elevator expert, and you didn't have a sign anywhere stating
that items should not be placed in front of the door, and.

Speaker 8 (16:28):
You're not supposed to, you could break the elevator that way.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
I don't know that, man.

Speaker 8 (16:31):
That's elevator etiquette that you don't know. Obviously. Well if
you do, I don't.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Good for you.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
I don't know elevator whatever. However, it is not authorized
for you to take two thousand dollars from Jana's account. Also,
it is nowhere in my contract that you have the
authority to seize my item.

Speaker 8 (16:48):
Well, I hate to tell you this, but you're not
getting your items because there is a different lock on
your door right now, okay.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
And those belong to me. And unless you have a
warrant to keep my things, you have no legal wit
to keep my belonging.

Speaker 8 (17:01):
You know what, if my two thousand dollars is not paid,
then that stuff belongs to me because you don't the elevator.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Do you for the fact that you're holding my belonging
costage without legal right do you?

Speaker 11 (17:11):
Wait?

Speaker 15 (17:11):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Wait wait, you yellow at me.

Speaker 19 (17:12):
Excuse me.

Speaker 8 (17:13):
Your belongings aren't a person, so I'm not holding them hostage.
First of all, hostage, it doesn't that be a person.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Continue.

Speaker 8 (17:19):
And second of all, you broke the elevator, left the
scene of the crime thinking oh, we're gonna get away
with this, we won't have to pay.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
I didn't break it. Your door was run down, your door, Okay,
now you're full of it. I was not kicking your door,
hitting your door, slamming my items against the door man.

Speaker 8 (17:35):
First of all, it's happened before. And those people pay.

Speaker 20 (17:38):
So you haven't put a sign up.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Oh that's great.

Speaker 8 (17:41):
And those people have paid up. Okay, they paid their due,
they paid up.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Show me proof these people have paid up.

Speaker 8 (17:47):
And even if they.

Speaker 21 (17:48):
Did, then they're stupid.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Number one, there's no way you're getting that money out
of the account because that's already been taken care. And
number two, I will get my belonging, so you can
go ahead and put a lock and do whatever.

Speaker 8 (17:57):
You need to.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 8 (17:58):
Come here and try it.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
I'm like, I can tell you what I'm gonna do
and what I'm not gonna do. I'm actually gonna do
something you didn't do. And I'm actually gonna call the
proper authority even get my belongings instead of holding them
without legal action.

Speaker 8 (18:10):
Okay, can you hold one second?

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Please?

Speaker 2 (18:11):
I have Oh, I can hold one second.

Speaker 8 (18:12):
Actually hold on.

Speaker 22 (18:14):
Maybe we should just pay this.

Speaker 21 (18:16):
This is crazy.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
I can't even believe she didn't like this.

Speaker 20 (18:18):
Guess what?

Speaker 2 (18:19):
I am recording this on my cell phone?

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Are you you can kiss my ass?

Speaker 21 (18:23):
Hold on?

Speaker 22 (18:24):
What youre doing?

Speaker 2 (18:25):
I'm recording the entire thing and.

Speaker 21 (18:27):
I'm making sure it's still recording.

Speaker 20 (18:29):
Maybe we should just pay it.

Speaker 8 (18:30):
And no, we.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Shouldn't just pay it. I'm going to a lawyer with
this recording. What Hello, Honestly, you're so unprofessional that this
actually sounds like a phone tap, like, swear to god
it really, that's how ridiculous this is, and that's how
ridiculous you sound.

Speaker 8 (18:43):
Carla. Yep, this is Danielle Monarrow from Elvis Durand in
the Lorning Show and you're just got phone tapped.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Oh my god, how old you guys?

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Seriously?

Speaker 4 (18:55):
The Elvis Duran phone tap true record permission granted by
all participates. The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
You know, one of the things I love about our
show is it's a two way communication. It's not just
us talking to you, you talk to us. So if
you have a question about lack.

Speaker 7 (19:20):
Of customer service or things that we do that you
need more of or less of, we give you a
nice segment called.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Let me speak to the manager. Yeah all right, so all.

Speaker 7 (19:32):
Right, we got people lighted up blin nineteen. Our friend
Aaron Aaron wishes to speak with the manager. Hello Aaron,
welcome to let me speak to the manager.

Speaker 23 (19:42):
Hello, Elvis, not to be confused with Karen Aaron.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Oh to speak to the manager.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Okay, Karen Aaron. All right, Well I can tell this
is going to be a happy call.

Speaker 7 (19:59):
All right, Aaron, we are a two way communication source
and we need for you to talk back and tell
us what you need.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Speak to the manager.

Speaker 23 (20:07):
Well, you so when you order something, you get it
delivered and what you ordered? I ordered a small apparel,
but I got a large.

Speaker 7 (20:20):
Oh, hold on, Scotty Bee's in charge of all all sizes,
and let's go to scotty Bee. Yes, Scotti Bee. Aaron
spoke to the manager and says he ordered a large,
but I mean he ordered a small but got a large.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
What happened?

Speaker 24 (20:34):
What he's talking about?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Oh that's not that is not good customer.

Speaker 24 (20:40):
I'd be happy to send you the correct size, sir.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
You'd be happy.

Speaker 23 (20:45):
Okay, do you have any small?

Speaker 24 (20:49):
I'll have to check our supply closet, but I'm assuming
if we don't have it, I can get it done
for you.

Speaker 7 (20:54):
Well, but if I go to Old Navy, they always
go to the back and take a look back.

Speaker 24 (20:58):
They don't do anything in the back. They stand there
for five seconds and they say, sorry, sir, we don't
have it.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Oh my god.

Speaker 23 (21:04):
They come out large and tell you this is all
we got.

Speaker 24 (21:06):
Yeah, whatever's out.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
You seem a little hour like.

Speaker 24 (21:11):
First of all, I never would have set the wrong size.
And it's not me that message corrected.

Speaker 23 (21:14):
Okay, he does the sending, because that's who I need
to talk to, because apparently you're not the manager.

Speaker 24 (21:21):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but who'd you order it from?

Speaker 12 (21:25):
You?

Speaker 23 (21:28):
Three apparel? From being the first caller of the day.

Speaker 10 (21:30):
Wait a second, Hold on a second. Did you say
you didn't pay a dime for this?

Speaker 1 (21:36):
What does that have to do with It?

Speaker 12 (21:39):
Was free?

Speaker 25 (21:39):
But how do you make it scary?

Speaker 11 (21:49):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Hey, stop it.

Speaker 7 (21:50):
Everyone's just pull yourself together. Man, slap across the face.
Across the face. No, Aaron, you are in the right here.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
And he he deserves a shirt.

Speaker 7 (21:59):
We gave him one. He gives us his time every
day to listen to our show. The least we can
do is send him not only a shirt, but the
right size shirt. And there's no way to argue against that.

Speaker 24 (22:09):
Because he used the word order, and we don't take
orders here, so.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
I'm not sure where you ordered it.

Speaker 14 (22:15):
Hang on, I think I found the missing step in
this process.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Huh okay, now give me their name, will find Aaron,
who did you give your order to?

Speaker 23 (22:27):
I believe that day it was Diamond.

Speaker 10 (22:33):
No surprises there might have been on the phones that day.

Speaker 7 (22:39):
Okay, okay, well I'm not surprised at any of this.
Uh oh, Diamond just walked in. Let's see, was it Diamond?

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Diamond.

Speaker 7 (22:46):
Aaron thought for a second that you were the one
who said he could get a small shirt and took
his information.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
But now he's saying it was Garrett, So I don't know.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Wow, wouldn't be the first time, and.

Speaker 17 (23:01):
I don't think it'll be the last.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
We need garretton here to defend him.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Oh no, no, we don't. Here's what we do need, though, Danielle.

Speaker 7 (23:11):
We need to take care of Aaron and just make
sure we get it done correctly.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Right now, Oh, here we go.

Speaker 7 (23:18):
Well, if you stuck nailing him to a cross and
be nice, he's he's a customer of ours, go ahead,
But he.

Speaker 24 (23:23):
May not be a customer of hours. That's why I'm
trying to ask him a question. When did this happen?

Speaker 21 (23:31):
COVID Air twenty twenty one?

Speaker 26 (23:35):
It was Nate, because you happen to be talking about
apparels and sizes and getting.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Once again, hold on a second.

Speaker 7 (23:46):
If it was during COVID, the only people here were
Nate and Scary and Scott.

Speaker 14 (23:51):
True, okay, hang on, hang on out even sending apparel
out Scotty during COVID.

Speaker 24 (23:59):
I don't recall. I don't know, I really don't remember.

Speaker 23 (24:01):
I don't think he didn't have any Elvis Durant apparel.
All you had was scrubs.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Okay, hold on, you went from shirts to scrub. Well,
you said shirt.

Speaker 7 (24:15):
Now you're saying scrubs a four year old land Okay. Wait,
he won a shirt, but we gave him scrubs.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Okay, we probably had nothing left to give. I'm so
glad we were able to get to the bottom of this. Yeah.

Speaker 23 (24:28):
Correct, So you set me scrubs. But that's not what
I was told.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
I have audio of this, sir.

Speaker 24 (24:36):
Audio I'm asking, is there audio?

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Erin? Did you record it on your end?

Speaker 23 (24:41):
Probably not online?

Speaker 7 (24:43):
Yeah, if if you were on the air, we have
a recording of you somewhere. We don't know the date.
We're not going to look for it. I say, it's simple.
Just go find a small shirt and send.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
It to him. Happy to do or done? Happy to know?
You're not? You sound miserable.

Speaker 24 (24:54):
No, No, I will, and you know what, I'll overnight it.
You will have it tomorrow. Yes, we have smalls.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Do they have our logo on them or in some
like TV station.

Speaker 24 (25:02):
Our logos on it. It's a small logo, but our
logos on it.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Okay, we have a logo shirt. It's small. Ever, going
to send it to you had.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
So many twists.

Speaker 7 (25:09):
And the problem, gandhi everyone is this. We were not
demonstrating good, solid customer service at all.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
First of all, Scotty's yelling at him.

Speaker 7 (25:20):
Garrett now wants an apology from all of us because
we said he's inept on taking orders.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
He wasn't even here that day, right. We really crept
on a lot of people here, Tody, including our listener, Aaron. Aaron,
you deserve better. And I'm the only one coming here
to your defense.

Speaker 23 (25:33):
That you pick up a lot of crap elevis so
that's what they do.

Speaker 24 (25:36):
Oh I know, can I just ha something? If I
ordered something and it came in wrong, I would call
that day.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Are you.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
There during COVID what we were here, you called it.

Speaker 12 (25:47):
We could have emailed us to be fair.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
To be fair, people still get COVID from here and
there and some time to time. So COVID is not over,
but it is. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 7 (25:58):
Let's just get this shirt all the way right now. Yes,
but we could have done that in the beginning. We
could have said, yes, Aaron shirt on the way right, guys,
Am I.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Right, a hold on a second, would you like it?

Speaker 24 (26:07):
Ruina, Well, that'll take two months.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Sorry, Aaron, I'm sorry. Okay, we're gonna put you on
hold and put you through to Diamond. Remember it's Diamond
taking over from this point forward. Okay, I'm recording this conversation.

Speaker 7 (26:28):
As you should. I would be doing that too, very smart.
Hold on would say you all right, we have someone else.
We hear else is on the line.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
We have another one step dead sorry line eighteen. I'm
afraid to pick this up.

Speaker 8 (26:40):
Hello steph Hi, good morning, Hello lady, Well, good.

Speaker 7 (26:44):
Morning, welcome, hello lady, welcome to let me speak to
the manager. We're having a great day on the segment.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
We just got. We just got yelled at on the
other line because of bad customer service. Now, what can
we do to help you? I hope it's a I
hope it's easy to fix. What's the problem.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
It's going to be amazing.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
So I think that Nate should do more of a horoscope.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
I love when he does it.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
We can't hear you.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
His enthusiasm is awesome.

Speaker 12 (27:11):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
And yes he is a murderer, but I think he
still deserves that right.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Not a murderer, but a fantastic horoscope provider. Well well okay,
but you know I'm but we have to remember this
is good positive customer service. So first of all, I
want to thank.

Speaker 7 (27:27):
You for listening to his step and you are taking
the time out to call and say, hey, you want
more Nate.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
But it's not going to happen. But I feel like
he's misunderstood. Oh no, he's very well understood. That's my point.

Speaker 12 (27:43):
Do you guys really?

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Do you guys want to hear more Nate doing horoscopes?
I can't stomach it.

Speaker 8 (27:48):
I think he does a great job.

Speaker 12 (27:50):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Wait, she is, she's a customer.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
She did not see that.

Speaker 13 (27:54):
When she requested it, Nate standed up and gave himself
a standing ovation.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
He did, but.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
See the stars.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
I expect that from him though.

Speaker 14 (28:03):
The stars need some emphasis, and that's what I provide.

Speaker 12 (28:07):
Thank you very much, Steph.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
I can't wait.

Speaker 11 (28:09):
So you're very welcome.

Speaker 7 (28:11):
I will take this a step further. What if and
nothing could be better than this? What if we just
had Nate call you every morning and personally gave you
your horoscope?

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Why that'd be good?

Speaker 23 (28:21):
Oh that would be awesome.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
You what a.

Speaker 12 (28:23):
Fantastic idea of it.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
It is and we never have to hear him on
the air ever.

Speaker 8 (28:26):
Is great customer serve.

Speaker 11 (28:29):
So I think that's better.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Steph.

Speaker 14 (28:31):
I don't know if you're old enough you remember this.
Nine hundred numbers? What if I just recorded them every
day at a nine hundred number and you had to
call and pay to hear me do them?

Speaker 21 (28:41):
I mean, yeah, that sounds fun, but now that's too
much fun for me.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah, nine hundred numbers. That's a long time ago when
they stopped doing those, right.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Yeah, probably by the minute.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yeah, those days are over. I like it. Once again,
he said, you're probably old enough to remember this.

Speaker 8 (28:57):
He did.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Okay, anyway, thank you for calling. Let me speak to
the manager. We need to get back to you on
this one.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Okay, at least think about it. So then now we'll
be calling back again, all right.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
I know.

Speaker 23 (29:10):
I love you guys so much.

Speaker 11 (29:13):
You guys are amazing.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
But maybe more enthusiasm during the horsecopes.

Speaker 8 (29:20):
Thank you for the flowers.

Speaker 7 (29:22):
Okay, Okay, maybe maybe we'll up the rotation.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
It's up to producer Sam, she's in charge of horoscopes.
Can we sound super excited? I cannot give you that.
I'm sorry anyway, Thank.

Speaker 23 (29:37):
You customer service.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
I know, but we love you, Steff. Thank you for
listening to us.

Speaker 11 (29:47):
Oh I love you guys too.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
You guys have yourselves a great day.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Okay, bye bye? All right, all right, so thank you
for listening to Let me speak to the manager.

Speaker 12 (29:56):
I loved it.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Elvis Durands after Party.

Speaker 10 (30:05):
Okay, Danielle, if you're good topics you'd never hear on
the air.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Oh god, you listen now on the iHeartRadio app or
wherever you get your podcast.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
It is the what is it?

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Elvis Durands after Party. Ask for it by name, Elvis
Ter in the Morning Show, Elvis duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Everyone feeling good?

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Nate?

Speaker 7 (30:42):
Okay, we think Nate having something something, some event is.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Going on in his brain. Yeah, I'm not focusing focus. Hey,
it's autumn.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
During springtime we have spring cleaning.

Speaker 7 (30:57):
I like to think of autumn as being time to
clean up your toxic friends.

Speaker 8 (31:01):
Yes, yay.

Speaker 7 (31:03):
And by the way, if I'm toxic to you and
our friendship, feel free flush me out.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
I'm okay.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Have you been flushed? Has somebody told you that you're
toxic and they need to get rid of you.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
No, okay, but that's fine.

Speaker 7 (31:15):
But it's okay if you don't want me as your friend,
I don't want to be your friend, and that's fine.
I have enough friends. I've got great friends. I don't
need you, but not you. But whoever is hating me?
So do you have that one friend that is one
of the reasons you want to get them out of
your life is because they just go off, They go crazy,
and they go nutty when you try to say anything

(31:35):
to them.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Yeah, so how can you have this conversation with you?

Speaker 7 (31:38):
You can't have this. I need to erase you from
my friend list. Conversation with someone who's irrational is going
to start throwing sharp objects at you.

Speaker 13 (31:47):
I tried to have this conversation with somebody one time
because I wanted to work on it, and I said,
you know, it's just there's so much negativity. You're always
finding the bad in something, and it's kind of draining
sometimes and he goes, you know, no, but he's ever
said that to me in my life. And nobody thinks
that this is a you problem.

Speaker 7 (32:04):
Okay, And then you say back to them, exactly, that's
my problem.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
You think it's a you problem. You never think, well,
maybe I am kind of an a hole. I don't know.

Speaker 13 (32:17):
And it was one of those moments where I wanted
to be like, no, everybody's saying it about you. I'm
the only person who told you. But I didn't do
it because that's not a good way to argue, so
I just let it go.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Okay, So here's how I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 7 (32:27):
I am gonna have a conversation with someone, but I'm
gonna have fun doing it. I'm gonna laugh like we
are laughing now. You know, I have to tell you something.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
We've had so.

Speaker 7 (32:35):
Much fun together, but I feel really great because it's
time for us to go our separate ways.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
No, they'd be like, well it'll.

Speaker 7 (32:44):
It'll be an unusual delivery and reception. But let me
rehearse with you, Nate. This is not read that right, Hey, Nate.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah, we've had a lot of good times together and
I know we worked together, but as far as being
friends outside this job, Okay, no, it doesn't work for me.
So that's it. You know, it's been great. Are you're sure?
This is so positive? And I'm so excited when we
precipitated this. What you just I don't know. Then you
go down the list of things.

Speaker 7 (33:13):
But I'm just I think if you if we can
handle all of life's most uncomfortable conversations with laughter, this is.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
This is gonna be a rough one. But here we go.

Speaker 7 (33:26):
You know that proposal you gave us for that that
that that new client that's coming in.

Speaker 12 (33:30):
That is crap.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
You really, you're putting no thought into it. I can't
be your friend. I cannot be your friend. Think of
those uneasy conversations you need to have with someone, just.

Speaker 12 (33:42):
Laugh all the way through.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
It's like it's the same as as Nate saying if
he ever gets into a fist fight, he's gonna pull
his pants down. Absolutely, it sort of diffuses.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
You got to diffuse it off.

Speaker 14 (33:58):
No, I'm telling you I stand by this statement. No
man is grabbing another man scrolled him. I will no
man will ask any of the guys, ask any of
this guy.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
The guys in this room not gonna do it.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
Well.

Speaker 7 (34:11):
No, if you're if you're in that mode where someone's
about to start swinging.

Speaker 14 (34:15):
Right and I just yanked my pants down with my
chandelier hanging, everybody's back in the.

Speaker 9 (34:21):
F up, No way right, No, no, They might back
up at first just because out of sheer shock, but
after that, now you have provided them another area to attack.

Speaker 7 (34:29):
We've had this discussion. Yeah, yeah, no, no, yeah, it's
it's your vulnerable.

Speaker 14 (34:33):
Do you want me to go wander around some dangerous neighborhoods?

Speaker 1 (34:37):
See?

Speaker 7 (34:37):
Oh no, well that we see that every day in
the streets. Didn't you say you saw a guy yesterday
walking around with his his pants, run his ankles in
his dirty underwear and you could even see, I mean,
and then he went behind a subway staircase wall and
started diddling himself down.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Oh my gosh, New York City.

Speaker 7 (34:56):
Welcome New York, New York so nice, they named it twice.

Speaker 8 (35:01):
It used to be that you we didn't buy people
into New York. We would be like, please leave it
the way you know you found it. Now you want
to change it, Please change.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
It, make it better.

Speaker 26 (35:09):
You think you can.

Speaker 7 (35:10):
You take some of these people home with you anyway,
So okay, back to this. You know, toxic friends, you
know it's it's you should always be on the lookout.
You shouldn't wait for a certain season like I'm talking
about now, but you should always be on the lookout
for people that just aren't working for you.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
They you know what, they.

Speaker 7 (35:25):
Really just kind of suck it all out of you
and they just don't give it anything back, and they
deplete you of your energy and your positivity, and you know,
have fun getting.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Rid of them is all I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (35:35):
You don't have to laugh in their face like haha,
you're stupid, and then.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Always work that way.

Speaker 7 (35:41):
But you know what, enjoy the process because you're taking
care of yourself. It's the same as you have to
go to the gym it's time to work out.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
A lot of.

Speaker 7 (35:51):
Times people are like, oh god, here we go, gotta
go to the gym, but you walk out of that
gym feeling great, you worked out.

Speaker 8 (35:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (36:00):
It's the same as removing those friends that frandic toomy
in your life. Seriously, it's like, Okay, this is gonna
be really rough, but once you're done with it, you're.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Like, yes, it's like I just scored a touchstep. Who
are you calling?

Speaker 12 (36:12):
Somebody's gonna try this? Hey, what's your name?

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Okay, who's this? Nate has a surprise? Who's this? Hey? Michelle?

Speaker 5 (36:20):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
All right, so are you listening to this?

Speaker 7 (36:23):
Removing toxic friends from your life, but doing it in
a way that you enjoy.

Speaker 27 (36:28):
Yes, and it's not really a toxic friend. But I'm
about to go to work and I know my boss
is about to jump a ton more responsibility. I mean,
even though I do my job and the job of
someone that just got laid off, right, And I was
in you know, you lay in bed at night and
I'm thinking of how I'm going to respond, and it
was very angry. But now I'm like, you know, hey, Michelle,
I'm going to give you more responsibility. Oh absolutely, I'll

(36:53):
definitely do.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
I can't.

Speaker 27 (36:58):
Yeah, you know what, then I won't feel so bad
and angry and I'll just walk out.

Speaker 19 (37:01):
Of her rabit.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Wh I know.

Speaker 7 (37:03):
But we're gonna add a lot of responsibility to your plate, Michelle.
That's funny, really Okay, you know what? Do you understand
that if you add more responsibility to my plate? Uh,
I'm gonna start dropping stuff between the cracks and you
know what, and then things are gonna be less effective

(37:24):
here and it's gonna be bad for everyone.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Are you? Are you bonkers? Good luck with that?

Speaker 13 (37:30):
Yeah, Gandhi, I think you should laugh while demanding more
money for these extra responsibilities.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Like, oh, my god, that's awesome. How much are you
gonna pay me to do all this extra stuff?

Speaker 1 (37:40):
I love that line.

Speaker 27 (37:42):
Yeah, okay, I'm prepared this.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
I say, you need more stuff done?

Speaker 7 (37:46):
How much is it really? How much will my my
salary increase?

Speaker 20 (37:50):
Right?

Speaker 1 (37:52):
All right? Best to like Michelle so much?

Speaker 7 (37:55):
Yeah, I love you, and maneuver through this day not
out of anger, but just like curiosity.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Or let's talk about.

Speaker 7 (38:02):
This before you dump all these things on me, and
how this good backfire and you know, make it, make
it their problem, not yours. And good luck today, Michelle,
let us know how it turns out.

Speaker 27 (38:12):
Oh, I will bye, guys.

Speaker 7 (38:13):
By speaking of seeing people in the streets, here's a text.
I saw a man this weekend, full ass out. He
touched his his hole with his raw finger and then
made eye contact with me.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
This is my favorite because you.

Speaker 7 (38:32):
Know when my dogs when they're out in the yard
at wherever they have to like take a number two,
they all they stare right in your eye. They look
right at you, and I'm like, it's kind of creepy.
They're staring at.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Me while they're going pooh. And then I read and froggy.

Speaker 7 (38:46):
Maybe you know this when they're doing number two, they
look to you to watch out over them.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
And that's what I heard.

Speaker 7 (38:54):
Yeah, you're there to guard them in case because they're
very vulnerable.

Speaker 9 (38:59):
Really Yeah, they're unable to protect themselves while doing that,
so they're depending on you to protect them. So that's
why they're watching you, for you to give them the
warning that, hey, something bad is about to happen.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Exactly going to protect you.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Can you imagine if humans were like that?

Speaker 13 (39:14):
Like mate just stared you directly in the eye while
he's pooping.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Did you stand right here?

Speaker 9 (39:19):
I mean, we get a bathroom door and you get
some privacy.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
They don't. They have to do it on the wide
home and exactly waiting for attack. What's scary?

Speaker 10 (39:27):
Actually, we do have this going on and a huge
you set human instinct. When I'm in a urinal and
I'm standing over it, I always feel like someone's gonna
attack me or push me from behind.

Speaker 12 (39:37):
And I really do think that comes from within.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
And you're in a vulnerable state.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Where are you going to the bathroom?

Speaker 22 (39:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (39:45):
Where do you go?

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Pe? Where people attack your Here? I heart, iheart's a
very dangerous place.

Speaker 13 (39:49):
You push you into the urinal. I know Danielle will
probably back this one up. But with women, when you're
wearing like a onesie or one piece of jumper or
romp or whatever and you have to go to the bathroom,
you're legitimately they're completely naked. Yeah, and I'm sure it
goes through everybody's head, like at this moment. If somebody
busted into this stall, this would be the worst moment ever.

Speaker 8 (40:08):
Yeah, I'm done.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
There, you go, done? All right, Let's watch out for
each other in those bathrooms.

Speaker 8 (40:12):
People who chooses to get up at this time?

Speaker 12 (40:15):
I know early morning.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Hey, feel free to text us at fifty five one hundred.
We read them. Member once in a while, you wouldn't
just send a text in from Dallas? What's your favorite color?

Speaker 13 (40:33):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (40:34):
I love?

Speaker 1 (40:34):
This conversation is from Cody. Is Cody on the phone.
Let's go talk to Cody.

Speaker 19 (40:37):
Hey Cody, good morning, Elvis. How are you guys?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
We're doing well.

Speaker 7 (40:42):
So you're in Dallas, my hometown, my original hometown, Dallas, Texas.

Speaker 19 (40:46):
Yeah, I came down here trying to look for you
if you weren't here.

Speaker 7 (40:49):
So yeah, Cody, I saw you all the way I ran.
I ran for my life. Hey, so where do you
live in Dallas, Cody? What part of town?

Speaker 19 (40:58):
UH believe in between University and Richardson. Oh my gosh,
that's recently just moved here, like in January.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
All right, well, welcome to Dallas, big d little, little,
little little.

Speaker 7 (41:13):
Hey, So, Cody, you said to us a text. You said,
what's your favorite color? And it's my favorite text of
the morning so far. I mean, you're curious what I'll
tell you. My favorite color, I some would argue, is
not a color. I love black. Black to me is
the ultimate. But red on top of that, I like blue.
What about you, Gandhi favorite color green?

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Green? Really love it.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
I love green, trees, bushes, grass, all that stuff. Money, I.

Speaker 8 (41:43):
Danielle, I have two red and green. Yeah, yep.

Speaker 7 (41:47):
I love that you asked us that question, because you
know what, it's such a simple question. But your favorite
color is like one of the most important things in
your life, you know.

Speaker 19 (41:55):
I love it is, right, There's actually a reason I
asked that. So Okay, we do pest control for a living,
and most of the time whenever I go into these
jobs for these kitchens. People are just having a rough
day and just asking a simple question like that always
brings a smile to their face. And I hear all
kinds of different colors, and it's really cool to see

(42:17):
these colors kind of match with personalities, and it's just
really fun to see people glow just from a simple question.

Speaker 7 (42:23):
Well, co do you listen to our show? So if
you guessed what our favorite colors were? I mean, what
color would you assign us?

Speaker 11 (42:30):
Like?

Speaker 1 (42:30):
For instance, Danielle, her favorite color, in your opinion, should.

Speaker 19 (42:34):
Be what I would say, pink, because she's just bright,
she's accepting, and she just enjoys life.

Speaker 7 (42:43):
Look at that pink. What about Gandhi? What should her
color be? She says green, but we all disagree with her.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
What should it be?

Speaker 19 (42:53):
I would say blue? And the reason I would say
blue is because of the ocean. It's just vast. There's
so much opportunity. She's always exploring. There's just there's so
much out there. I think blue would be a good
color for her.

Speaker 7 (43:06):
Cody, I'm so falling in love with you.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
What about what about straight Nate? Straight Nate? What should
his color ba.

Speaker 19 (43:15):
Straight inate? I would I would I would say red?
It's a confident color. It's has a little bit of
a commanding tone to it. I would say red, the color.

Speaker 7 (43:29):
Of night, the color blood and blood from his victims
that he kills.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
You know what, Cody, I think this could be my
favorite call of the week.

Speaker 7 (43:39):
You know, every day when we take calls, I put
calls on this on a rating system, and yours is great,
just simple and wonderful, I think, Cody.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
I've what what color should we assign? Cody?

Speaker 7 (43:51):
I find him soothing and brilliant and smart, brilliant. But
what's a brilliant color?

Speaker 12 (43:57):
Purple?

Speaker 1 (43:58):
You know?

Speaker 7 (43:59):
I think so, Cody. I think you're somewhere between orange
and yellow somewhere.

Speaker 11 (44:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (44:04):
Oh that is good.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Yeah, Cody. I hope you have a great day today.

Speaker 7 (44:10):
Thank you so much for calling him and texting and
a weird conversation I'll tell you, but it was it
was much needed.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 19 (44:18):
I appreciate you guys. You guys have a wonderful day.

Speaker 7 (44:22):
YouTube brothers. Thanks for calling. Enjoy Dallas and enjoyed Texas.
Hold on, hold on one second. Send him something, Diamond,
send him something.

Speaker 8 (44:28):
He's a nice guy, right, so nice?

Speaker 1 (44:30):
You know, that's one of the great things about this job.
We meet We meet people just for weird reasons, Like
someone texted us asks just what our favorite color is,
and we talked to them, and you're like, oh my god,
what a great guy. So, you know, get to know
someone today.

Speaker 12 (44:43):
You shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Elvis Durant phone tat all right, Garrett, Yes, what's your
phone tap about today?

Speaker 23 (44:50):
All right?

Speaker 26 (44:51):
Don wants to play a phone tap on our husband Steve. Now,
Steve is very protective of his family, especially his five
year old daughter Brianna. So Don's going to start the
call to our husband Steve, letting them know that one
of the dads at school has had a problem with
their daughter.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Oh no, don't mess with the dad, Dan, I'm going
to play that dad. Okay, who are we messing with here?

Speaker 26 (45:09):
So we're gonna mess with husband Steve.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Yes, you're messing with the dad. Yeah, we're gonna That's
why it's the phone tap. Here we listen to garriage
phone tap.

Speaker 20 (45:18):
Oh hey, he's really busy, So yeah, I guess what
I have a problem. Well, Jeff's father just called here
from Brianna school. No, he's saying like, oh my son
got kicked out of school because your daughter he didn't
give her a hickey.

Speaker 21 (45:35):
I needed some time to cool down. But it's really
bothering me.

Speaker 28 (45:38):
Or you know what, give me.

Speaker 21 (45:40):
I give him your number.

Speaker 20 (45:42):
You should probably be calling you soon because he was pissed.
I'll freak the food, all right, Hello, all right, hold on, okay,
I'm gonna mute it.

Speaker 26 (46:00):
Oh hey, is this uh Steve? Yeah, I hope I'm
not bothering you right now?

Speaker 28 (46:06):
Who is this?

Speaker 1 (46:07):
I am Jack's father.

Speaker 26 (46:08):
Okay, your daughter really caused my son some emotional harm
by him being kicked out of preschool.

Speaker 28 (46:14):
Okay, well, don't start giving me a hard time on
my phone. And he started calling off, going off with
my wife.

Speaker 29 (46:19):
I didn't go off under nothing happened, dude, that's not
gonna happening.

Speaker 28 (46:23):
I was listening, listen, and my wife was called me
up upset. My daughter told me that your son gave
her a hickey, and I acted on it.

Speaker 26 (46:31):
My son said, your daughter gave him a hickey? How
about that?

Speaker 28 (46:33):
Okay, well then then there's a problem. Well whatever, man,
I'm gonna solve you. And your son gave my daughter
a hickey. She's not gonna lie to me about She's
really upset about it.

Speaker 26 (46:41):
Well, I could probably say that you know, your daughter
learned that from your wife, but.

Speaker 28 (46:45):
You know I wasn't trying to say that her wife.
You know, you know, don't call on my cell phone
and you and King my going to my wife.

Speaker 20 (46:54):
Well, well then don't because look at a problem.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Well we do have a problem.

Speaker 26 (46:58):
You cat my son.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
You won't do we want to talk about.

Speaker 28 (47:04):
It's my wife and my kid.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
That ain't happening, bro, it's not it's not happening.

Speaker 26 (47:08):
Well, you got my son kicked out of pre school.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
You know what.

Speaker 28 (47:11):
I'm just telling you that your HFE the Lord told
me that you're some gab.

Speaker 26 (47:16):
You're not going to put up with it until you
show some DNA.

Speaker 28 (47:18):
Then I will contact you.

Speaker 26 (47:21):
You're gonna have to CUSI swab your daughter's neck because
my son salive.

Speaker 28 (47:25):
Lawyer will contact you. And this conversation is, oh you're lawyer.

Speaker 26 (47:29):
Now you have a lawyer all of a sudden, because
you knew.

Speaker 28 (47:31):
This conversation is over.

Speaker 26 (47:33):
At the age of five. Good job done?

Speaker 28 (47:37):
Yes, sorry, oh hey, oh we just had it out. Man,
What do you mean I'm going to lose my job
doing someone hits if I wasn't I'm losing my job.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
Were at each other.

Speaker 20 (47:52):
Well, I think you got him scared.

Speaker 28 (47:54):
Boy.

Speaker 20 (47:55):
I don't know, because he was like, you know, maybe
we should sit down and talk about this.

Speaker 28 (47:59):
I want to talk to hit him. If I see him,
there's gonna be a problem.

Speaker 20 (48:03):
All right, let me don't.

Speaker 28 (48:06):
Call me no more. Well, I will thought I could
play for harassment, Steve.

Speaker 20 (48:09):
He's calling myself phone hold on, I'm gonna put him
on your as.

Speaker 28 (48:11):
No, I gotta go. I'll need it right now. When
I'm talking to him. You tell me I'm nothing to
say to this guy. That's it.

Speaker 23 (48:16):
Oh, I heard you.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
I heard, I heard you. I heard.

Speaker 28 (48:19):
Excuse me, I'm done. I'm done with you, man.

Speaker 26 (48:22):
Listen.

Speaker 28 (48:22):
Nothing to say to you, Steve.

Speaker 26 (48:25):
I'll just tell you. My name is Garrett from Elvis
Durant in the Morning Show. And you got phone tapped.

Speaker 28 (48:29):
I love you, dude.

Speaker 26 (48:34):
Your wife don wanted to play a phone tap on you, Steve.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
I know, I know it is.

Speaker 28 (48:39):
It is you wait till I get home, man, I
swear to God on him, you wait to get home.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
This phone tap was pretty recorded with permission granted by.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Elvis Duran Phiono tab Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
In the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (49:08):
So you know, years and years ago, we used to
have this event that we threw from time to time
called the meat Market way.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Before you were here, Gandhi, long long time ago.

Speaker 7 (49:20):
Before you Nate actually, and so at these meat markets
get togethers, we would meet at Webster Hall or some
other huge place of venue in New York City and
we would invite people to come to meet other people, singles,
single people, and of course, you know, a couple of
married creepers got in there. But we always wondered, like god,

(49:41):
those many years ago, did they ever work? Did anyone
ever meet anyone at our meat market? We would play
games and introduce people and it was a very fun time.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Well it was years ago. We stopped doing them. The
other day, Scary was on I Think X and.

Speaker 7 (49:57):
He saw a listener host his entrance badge number on
on social media from all those years ago.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
His name is Joel. We got in touch with him.
You want to meet him. Yeah, here's Joel. Hi, Joel,
welcome to the show.

Speaker 22 (50:13):
How are you, what's happening? How are we doing?

Speaker 1 (50:16):
We're doing okay? So this is wild.

Speaker 7 (50:19):
You came to our meat market at Webster Hall, what
twenty five years ago?

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 22 (50:24):
It was a bunch of guys from Hoboken. What what
to do tonight? And we will always listen to you guys,
and let's try this meat market thing out.

Speaker 7 (50:32):
So you show up with your you show it within
your bros, and you put on your registration.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
You're tag with the big number. Do you remember what
your number was? What number were you?

Speaker 21 (50:43):
Was?

Speaker 22 (50:44):
Number eight fifty five. We were featured in the catalog
because it was a meat market, so they called it
a catalog, that's right, the Cattle Catalog.

Speaker 8 (50:54):
Cat It was like a description of you, right, like
what your likes?

Speaker 22 (50:57):
Yeah, I'll say that I believe. I believe you know,
like what your what your likes is the mountain, biking
and cooking and some of our friends had some stuff
I really can't say, but it was a fun time.
It was definitely cool.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
It was like a panhlet of tinder profiles.

Speaker 23 (51:10):
Yeh.

Speaker 8 (51:11):
Basically all the women.

Speaker 12 (51:12):
Would get it when as soon as they entered the
meat market.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
That many people.

Speaker 7 (51:18):
Over thou just sometimes yeah, sometimes we had we do
it outside what was then known as South Street Seaport.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
We did one there.

Speaker 7 (51:26):
That's where Scary yelled at the guy we're playing the
game who was using his hands and wasn't supposed to
and he started screaming, no hands, no hands, and realized.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
The guy had no hands.

Speaker 7 (51:34):
Remember anyway, so Joel was there and uh so the
night starts going.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
We're up on stage, you know, being every buddy. But
you met someone? How did you meet Diane?

Speaker 22 (51:48):
So we were we were dancing and the guys just
hanging out. When I think they I think people still
dance at clubs, but uh, back then, I was wearing
the tag and I believe Scary and Greg and Cubby
were giving away a trip to Hawaii, and this blonde
girl walked up and he said, I want to go
to Hawaii. I said, I'll take you, and then we
just started dancing and that you know, at the end
of the night, we had a we had a kiss goodbye,

(52:10):
and uh, I just told her not to wait for
three days to call me.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Yeah, and then what happened? Tell us more keep going.

Speaker 22 (52:17):
Then I was so drunk that and I don't remember
what you looked like. So when she came to my apartment,
a hobok and I was praying that she was good looking,
so you know, I looked over the stairs when she
was coming up to the second floor. I was like, oh,
thank god.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
No, this is good, good, this is good.

Speaker 11 (52:35):
Now.

Speaker 7 (52:35):
You gotta keep in mind this happened. This happened twenty
five years ago. So what did you take, Dian too?

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Hawaii?

Speaker 22 (52:42):
We did go to Hawaii? Yeah, we did. We went
three islands and we had a great time and uh
got married. We have two beautiful children. Yeah, we're going
on a twenty three years of marriage.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Wow, are the kids still living with you? Remember that, Diane?
Still have the kids in the house or are they done? Now?

Speaker 22 (53:03):
We have two dogs in the house that we are
empty nesters. I have a son born in the University
of Florida. He's a gater, and my daughter is at
Tostal Carolina. So year old.

Speaker 7 (53:11):
Amazing, all because of our silly, our silly little meat market.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Look at that. That's awesome. There you go.

Speaker 7 (53:21):
So I must assume that more people who met at
these events got together as well. You know, maybe maybe
it didn't turn out as happy as you guys, But
that's that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
That's how long we've been around, guys, A long time.

Speaker 22 (53:32):
Yeah, what was the thing when people celebrating anniversaries on
T one hundred. Wold you always say and they never
had a fight, right.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Yeah, they never had a fight. You never had a fight. Well, yeah,
we stopped saying that because we just assumed that everyone's.

Speaker 22 (53:43):
Had Oh yea absolutely, and you guys have a fight.

Speaker 8 (53:47):
Do you blame Elvis?

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Oh, stop.

Speaker 22 (53:51):
To blame Scary.

Speaker 7 (53:52):
Yeah, yeah, he's the one. He was down in the
pit getting them together. That is so crazy. So any
questions for Joel?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
This is awesome?

Speaker 14 (54:02):
Did you invite anybody from the show to your wedding?

Speaker 22 (54:08):
I believe Gary was at my wedding?

Speaker 12 (54:11):
Yeah, oh you were.

Speaker 10 (54:13):
We actually became close as a result of this.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Oh this is your friend he yeah.

Speaker 10 (54:18):
Well I haven't spoken him in a long long time.
He just reached out to us on X that today's
the day. So I haven't seen Joel in years and years.
But I did end up going to his wedding.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Wow, wow, wow.

Speaker 12 (54:28):
I don't know if Greg t went as well, but yeah,
but yeah, it was fun.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
That's awesome.

Speaker 7 (54:32):
See, there are good things that have come out of
this awful, awful show.

Speaker 8 (54:37):
Do you know that when my parents met, my dad
was drunk and he didn't remember what my mom looked like.
Either he found a piece of paper in his white
wallet or something, and he's like, oh, I think I
probably should call this person, and they wound up calling
and then yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (54:51):
The way people I know our friend of Keila is
married to Ranita. He met her by knocking on the
wrong door one day. Oh wow, another married three kids.

Speaker 8 (55:01):
Yeah, there's there's a hope for you can wear this
event back.

Speaker 12 (55:07):
It was a great event.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
I think this is a fantastic idea.

Speaker 7 (55:10):
Yeah, Joe for the love of his life, for God's sake.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
What we're gonna say, Joel.

Speaker 22 (55:18):
What was that Vitamin C was performing? That was that
one song?

Speaker 1 (55:25):
What was that song?

Speaker 10 (55:26):
Something about school Rember?

Speaker 12 (55:29):
Now the graduation song?

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Okay, there you go.

Speaker 7 (55:34):
In Vitamin C. We had some real clunkers at some
of those shows. I'm not saying she's a clunker.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Gandhi.

Speaker 13 (55:41):
I think now's the time to bring it back because
people are lonelier.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Than they've ever been.

Speaker 13 (55:45):
Everybody complains about dating apps and how terrible they are,
and it's impossible to find somebody you just want to
know about that chemistry and you're face to face.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
Now is the time. Let's do it everything.

Speaker 10 (55:55):
What people have to be able to, you know, to
actually communicate with one another bea because everyone's always looked
at their phones.

Speaker 12 (56:02):
It's a different time them up in those bags and Elvis.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
You may be interested. I found a lot of younger
people aren't even trying the apps. They've already given up
on the dating app. Wow.

Speaker 14 (56:12):
Wow, So they want to just meet somebody, like at
a meat market.

Speaker 8 (56:15):
Well, Joel, the same date dinners, that was so much
fun when we do oh.

Speaker 7 (56:19):
I got look, I got scared doing the blind date
dinners and the meat marks. I was afraid someone was
going to take someone take someone on a date, like
they'll they'll find them in a closet dead.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
So thank god you didn't kill your wife, Diane.

Speaker 22 (56:32):
I'm so happy about no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Wow. Things have changed so much since then, So maybe
we can try to apply this.

Speaker 7 (56:41):
Maybe the blind date dinners were interesting some of the
but when you had it on mask like we did
with these thousands of people that came to these events,
that was a big thing because.

Speaker 8 (56:49):
It was a lot of did we even vet anybody back?

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Like we didn't. I think it was just sign up
and show up.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
That's show up.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
That was it?

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Come on, psycho killers, let's have a party. What it
was anyway? Well, Joel, thanks for sharing that with us.

Speaker 7 (57:03):
And please give Dian our best and our congratulations to
twenty five years together.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
And you met at our meat market. I love that.
Thank you, Joel. That's awesome.

Speaker 22 (57:10):
Thank you guys, you're the best.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Have a great day, take it easy.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
The Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge with Cardi b.

Speaker 8 (57:19):
We just seem like the type of person that has
fun and you'd want to hang out with.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Oh well, no out.

Speaker 8 (57:26):
I just like to be in my bed and gossip
all day.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Despite wintry conditions in heavy traffic. The holidays have to
go on.

Speaker 7 (57:33):
That's why Mercedes Benz SUVs come equipped with the latest
safety technology to keep your festive plans on track. Discover
the incredible offers for yourself at the Mercedes Benz Holiday
Love Celebration.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
El Mister ran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis
Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
We've got lots to discuss today.

Speaker 7 (57:54):
I don't know where we start, Okay, let's start with
Let's start with the wake, Yeah, shall we? So a
really good friend of ours, her mother passed away really
a really wonderful friend, someone we love and we'd have
loved for many years.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
And so there was a wake yesterday. Unfortunately I could
not make it, but you guys all went. But I'm
hearing all these stories, some wake stories.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
I'm kind of getting like wake etiquette shamed. So I
have a lot of questions about it.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Okay, let's go now.

Speaker 13 (58:25):
One, when you walk in, you just immediately you're supposed
to go to the family, give them your condolences, and
then move along, approach.

Speaker 8 (58:32):
The cast, say in prayer at the casket. But some
people don't do that.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Okay, Okay, I don't.

Speaker 23 (58:37):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
I don't do that. But now that I know that
you're supposed to do okay, yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Don't do caskets either. You're not alone.

Speaker 13 (58:42):
Yeah, something about it makes me feel weird. But I
don't just go in and say hey and then walk out.
So a bunch of us were there yesterday and we
stayed for well over an hour, and we saw a
lot of people that we kind of haven't seen in
a long time. So the way the chairs are set
up are in rows, and then there was one row
against the side of the wall, so everybody sits down,

(59:02):
but if you want to talk to each other, it's
a weird way to sit.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
So I started moving some of.

Speaker 13 (59:07):
The chairs so that we could see each other, and
Scary freaked out.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
He was like, no, the chair. This is crazy. You're
not supposed to be he wouldn't sit down.

Speaker 12 (59:17):
There are certain ves I believe in funeral home.

Speaker 10 (59:20):
Etiquette, and I just think that turning your back on
the deceased.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Nobody did that.

Speaker 10 (59:25):
Well, yeah, when you turn a chair the opposite direction
you're facing. Now you're facing the wall. You're facing the back.
You're not facing the actual main attraction, which is the body.

Speaker 26 (59:40):
The wall.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
We were facing the main attraction.

Speaker 13 (59:42):
We were facing the sides of people's faces. So we
just turned those chairs so now we're facing.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
So the person who's in the casket is the main attraction.

Speaker 12 (59:53):
You, okay, there's two.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
It's like the circus.

Speaker 10 (59:56):
It's like, no, it's not an attraction like that. It's
then that's selling peanuts.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
And and what is what are you saying? What I'm
saying is.

Speaker 10 (01:00:02):
When you show up at a wake of funeral or whatever,
you know you basically are.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Going for one of two reasons.

Speaker 10 (01:00:08):
Either you knew the person who passed, or you didn't
know the person who passed, but you know the person
who's living the family, right, So it's either or or both,
which is most in most cases both.

Speaker 12 (01:00:19):
So that's why when you go in, you have to
stand in an orderly line, and it's like.

Speaker 10 (01:00:23):
A kind of a receiving line, and they you know,
you offer your condolences to the to the living, and
then maybe if you want to, you can pass by
the coffin and say a thing or two, or maybe
not because that's not your thing. That's fine too, But
the whole reason to be there is the acknowledgment of
those two things. And so which I did, I feel
like right? But then you file to the back to

(01:00:46):
select other people through, which is what we did. But
and I do believe some light talking amongst yourselves is acceptable.
I don't think it's acceptable to pull out your phone,
uh I for whatever reason. And I don't think you
should turn the chair and like make a semicircle of
like as if you're in a coffee clatch with your friends.

Speaker 12 (01:01:04):
I just to me, that's a little too casual.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
The chairs, there was.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
No I turned my chair too.

Speaker 8 (01:01:12):
The problem was that there was not enough chairs where
we were all sitting, and you guys weren't sitting in
the middle section. So we were like, well, if we
want to sit together and like catch up and talk,
because I feel like at a wake, you're celebrating the
life of the person that's there. You're not there too, Like, yeah,
you're going to be sad, of course, and the people
who lost this person is sad, but you want to

(01:01:36):
be You want to celebrate life and tell stories and
and and share with each other. So I would rather
be a place of happiness and and you know, talking
amongst yourself and celebrations.

Speaker 12 (01:01:46):
But how much happy is too happy?

Speaker 23 (01:01:48):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
So here's what well met me? I address that.

Speaker 7 (01:01:52):
So at both of my parents' wace, we were doing shots,
we were doing we were singing songs, people were telling
jokes that were my dad's favorite jokes. Okay, I mean
and all and all along, he was over there in
the corner, the main attraction.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
The main attraction.

Speaker 7 (01:02:12):
So you know, my father, We we just acknowledged my
father was the main attraction, but not in the form
of a body in a coffin.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
And so look, it's different for everyone.

Speaker 24 (01:02:22):
I'm sure that just kind of happened to a friend
of mine that I went to high school with, unfortunately
passed away a week or so ago, and after the funeral,
we all just got together at a bar and got
drunk and told great stories and showed pictures and were laughing.
And that's pretty much how he would have wanted it
to be. So, you know, we were honoring him by
doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
But what's Scary saying is there's protocol at the wake man.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
When I touched that shair, you would have thought that
I shot him in the leg. He freaked out. He
wouldn't sit down. Danielle did because she knew that it
wasn't anything crazy. But this is my question. Now, Scary
wouldn't sit but he was talking to a.

Speaker 13 (01:02:57):
Bunch of people who had formed a complete sir goal
and actually had turned their back on the casket.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
So how is it different to do it standing up
versus sitting down?

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:03:08):
So when I've.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Gone, I didn't move a couch.

Speaker 14 (01:03:12):
No, I'm I think the chairs having been to a
lot of you know a lot of these when I
was younger, the chairs are reserved for people that want
to like pay their respects and maybe think of things
you know, they want to reflect on this person, and
then like when I would go, there would be like
another room where you would go congregate outside of the
viewing rooms. Okay, so that's you know, there would always

(01:03:34):
be lot of people like the circle people in that
other room. At least growing up in there's always that
other room where there'd be the group of people, but
that room was always kind of quiet for people reflecting
on the cold.

Speaker 7 (01:03:49):
Could we all just agree that there there really are
no set rules other than other than doing you know,
like you know, cartwheels down the central.

Speaker 14 (01:03:59):
What I would like to I would love to just
change everything with these you know, because it's it's.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
So stayed and drab, study and drag, yeah, you know.

Speaker 14 (01:04:09):
And I feel like it's because a lot of these
funeral homes are inherited from their parents, and they're just
doing it the same way their parents have done for.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
The last seventy five years. Let's change it up. Let's
celebrate this person.

Speaker 7 (01:04:21):
As long as it's okay with the family or the person.
I mean, it's it's a different thing for different people, right,
you know. Let's let's take our really good friend who's
whose mother passed away. Let's take her into account here.
She's fun, she's great.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
She she she.

Speaker 7 (01:04:39):
Understands the magic of people congregating and and the energy
that comes from that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
So you know, I wasn't there but scary. I don't
know if you should be like yelling at Gonda.

Speaker 12 (01:04:53):
It was just I was more. I was more not
not yelling. It was more of a sense.

Speaker 10 (01:04:58):
Of like, oh my god, this is religious, and it's
only because that's what I've known and learned. But you're everyone.
It is different for everyone, and I shouldn't put it
all the And I was very.

Speaker 8 (01:05:09):
Loud in there too, because everybody was talking. So we're
all talking, we're all laughing, and for a moment I
stopped because I heard myself laugh and I was like,
oh god.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
But and I was like, wait a minute.

Speaker 8 (01:05:18):
Everybody's loud in here because they're just talking and celebrating.
And I think that's how the person that we're talking
about would want it.

Speaker 14 (01:05:25):
For sure, my funeral, I want to be put into
a pose like sitting in a chair.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
With the arm like this, so you could sit down
next to me and get.

Speaker 12 (01:05:36):
That laugh on the bench.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Yeah, I want you want to be you want to
be in the in the Ronald McDonald pose.

Speaker 7 (01:05:45):
I'm glad you brought this up because my my next
thought here was, let's all just be very clear right
here on the record what it is we want.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
So you want you to be posed on a bench.

Speaker 28 (01:05:57):
Like this?

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Do you think you a question? Not that it matters
because it's your funeral? Maybe do you won't think anyone
else wants you posing on a bench?

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Take that picture?

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Gandhi? What do you want? What do you want? Gandhi?

Speaker 6 (01:06:12):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
I want no viewing once I'm dead, just let it go.

Speaker 13 (01:06:16):
I want everyone to show up and have a party
and tell ridiculous stories and enjoy yourself and celebrate what
was So maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Not a funeral home, maybe some of.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
Their venue, like a club at the club, maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
The taco place. Yes, at the top of Green Goes.
What about you, Daniel, what do you want?

Speaker 8 (01:06:33):
I go back and forth. So first I want to
be because I'm very traditional and I know how my
family does it. So at first I'm like, you know what,
I want to look fabulous when they lay me out.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
I want to look.

Speaker 8 (01:06:42):
Better than I've ever looked, like they want fancy outfit whatever,
and I want everyone to come. And then part of
me is like creamate me and put my ashes at
the Haunted mansion in Walt Disney.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
So I go back and forth.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
About what about the gathering? What about the gathering?

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
The gathering?

Speaker 8 (01:06:57):
Oh no, I want you guys to tell stories and
this about the good times and how much fun we
had a I don't want somber.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
What about you scary? You want? You want the chairs
against the wall no one knows about. You should have
at a at a in a theater where everything's bolted down.

Speaker 7 (01:07:18):
Actually I want I kind of and you're coughing on
the stage with a fifty yard line fifty yard line
at at a football stadium.

Speaker 10 (01:07:24):
I am with Nate on the whole switching it up
thing because I've said it for years.

Speaker 12 (01:07:28):
I'm like, why is this? Every every funeral?

Speaker 10 (01:07:30):
Hol looks like it's stuck in nineteen fifty two. So
in my mind, I'd like it. In a nightclub. I
want to be I want to red camp and everyone walks.

Speaker 12 (01:07:39):
In the I want no hold on. I want to
be on a catwalk. I want a disco ball and
I want music.

Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
Door man.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
He wants those red ropes around.

Speaker 7 (01:07:49):
Him, stensions around yes, and Scotti bee Scotty Bee.

Speaker 24 (01:07:54):
I just I want mine to be like a bar mitzvah,
Like I want to be up on a stand on
the chair. You know what, that's interesting if they put
posts on and people can lift the coffin the jews
keep it closed so I won't fly out. But I
think that'd be great if they lifted me up like.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
I was in a chair. It's amazing, terrible.

Speaker 24 (01:08:19):
I don't want anything somber.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Everything. It should be fun.

Speaker 24 (01:08:23):
It's so that it is so uncomfortable going to a
funeral because you don't know how to act well.

Speaker 8 (01:08:28):
I was saying that to Gandhi last night because I
went up to our friend's brother who I never met before,
and I'm sure I said one or two things that
were not appropriate. And then at the end I apologize
to her and I go, could you just tell your
brother that he's fine, because I just I get nervous.
I don't know what to say.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 8 (01:08:46):
Everybody's like, oh, it's so nice to see you, and
then you think, yeah, but it's really not nice to
see you. You just don't want what to say.

Speaker 12 (01:08:51):
I talked to Scary every day.

Speaker 24 (01:08:52):
We're very close, but at the at the funeral, I'm like,
so sorry, man, and I don't know what else to say.

Speaker 7 (01:08:56):
That's all you have to see, that's the thing you're asking.
I don't if you're saying I don't know how to act,
and don't act just just to be there and say, hey,
just thinking about you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
I'm so glad I could be here to see you today.
That's me.

Speaker 7 (01:09:08):
Yes, I want to be in a really beautiful ash tray.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
I want everyone, my favorite people come by and just
sneeze on me and spak. I don't know. No, it
needs to be a party. It needs to be it
needs to be a celebration because you know, we bring
so much joy into each other's lives. Why do we
have to stop after we croak? Hello, I will be
leaving some money behind to help fund a nice party.

Speaker 8 (01:09:30):
Good any of you?

Speaker 23 (01:09:34):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Yeah, yeah, So here's my question.

Speaker 8 (01:09:36):
If no one wants mine all of your stuff, does
that include your eyes and stuff? So a lot of
us then if that's the case, if we are organ donors,
then you probably couldn't.

Speaker 24 (01:09:47):
Even have an all glasses, sunglasses.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
It's not like they PLoP your hole.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
They don't take your ball.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Yeah no, no, no, you don't. You don't want those open?
Still all sorts of tricks.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Now that we're talking about it. If there ever is
a viewing of my body, which I never want, I
would like my eyes to be open. Yes, yes, one
last time to forget.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
I want to be in the casket.

Speaker 14 (01:10:12):
But like when they're doing the prayers, I want there
to be like a lever where I start to raise
up out.

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
Do you see that thing on inside?

Speaker 8 (01:10:22):
I think it's Instagram or whatever and it says at
my funeral. I want somebody to take my cell phone,
text all my friends, Hey, it's dark in here.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
Good somebody please.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Get me fun from the grave.

Speaker 7 (01:10:38):
That lever you're talking about on your body and your casket, Nate,
I wish we had one today.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
That's happening all right? Well, I mean we've we've had
a lot of fun with funerals.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
I'm done in the Morning show. In the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Funny conversation I was having with Nate.

Speaker 7 (01:11:14):
Was there a place you and your family went after
a school celebrations or to celebrate great grave or something
like that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Did you have a place like where's scary chuck e
cheese chuck e chee.

Speaker 7 (01:11:27):
YEA ours was dairy queen. What about you Frog? It
was K and W Cafeteria, Ka and W Cafeteria. I
want that right now? What about you, Nate?

Speaker 14 (01:11:38):
We had the ground round and it was where I
don't know if you guys remember this, you would pay
your weight as a child twelve under, So that would that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Would not fly anymore? Well, you know, because I was
shopped in the Huskies sec.

Speaker 7 (01:11:52):
So I'd be like, we can't take little Elvis out
from report card, Dave, because we.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Have it's gonna break the bank.

Speaker 14 (01:11:58):
Well, if your parents were like my parents, you'd say
a few cents because we weren't allowed to eat leading
up to that dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Quit it kidding?

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
So that yous?

Speaker 7 (01:12:06):
Yeah, Daniel Danielle. At the ground round, you would walk in, Scott,
do you remember this?

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:12:10):
Of course you'd walk in and as you walked in,
you know the vestibule whatever they call it, the entryway.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
There's scales right there, the big Toledo, the old scale.
They want you to stand on the scales as you
walk in. Couldn't you imagine a good idea?

Speaker 8 (01:12:22):
See? I had a ground round by us in Westchester.
All I remember is that every kid got a balloon
when they walked in.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
You know cartoons.

Speaker 7 (01:12:29):
Yeah, all right, well they wage you they waged and
you know who took this idea?

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
And I thought it was brilliant. The Howard Stern Show.
It was. I don't know if they still have this
at his studios.

Speaker 7 (01:12:40):
Over it at Serious XM, they have the step and repeat,
So they'd have models and actors and actresses walk in
and they would stand in front of the stepping repeat
to get their picture taken. They were, without knowing it,
they were actually standing on scales so that they know
they would know how much their guests weighed when they
walked in.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
I wonder if they still do that.

Speaker 8 (01:13:00):
Oh my god, they do that, and it makes me nervous,
but I totally understand why. At a water park, Yeah,
so if they're putting you in one of those big
tubes where you know, like five or six people fit together,
it can't be over a certain weight. So there's a
scale at the top of the water slide where you
have to get on it to see if all these people.

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
Can get onto it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
Do you know you're on a scale?

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
Yeah, hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
They're talking about hiding a scale.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
That's not cool.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
I don't want to say anything, but Daniel has lost
a little weight. Maybe she's on the diet or somewhere.

Speaker 7 (01:13:30):
Would you install the scale at it is to be
like near.

Speaker 13 (01:13:33):
The door, No, you should put it behind you where
we always going to take the photos exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:13:37):
Yeah, let's see how it's our guest way because I
did stand on the same exactly the hidden scales.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
I think it's brilliant.

Speaker 8 (01:13:45):
What can I ask what they use that for? Like,
why would you like, why did the Howard Stern Show
need that?

Speaker 17 (01:13:50):
Because it's the Howards Turn show, you would need that
not so much towards Yeah, the ground.

Speaker 8 (01:13:55):
Round makes sense.

Speaker 7 (01:13:56):
I wonder if they still do it, if anyone works
over there and let me know if they still have
the hidden scales.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
It's a great idea, is it for a Yeah? Absolutely?

Speaker 13 (01:14:05):
Because you know what, like at those Brazilian steakhouses, right,
I tap out at the salad bar, I can't eat anymore,
but I'm paying the same amount as like a six
foot five dude in a.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Salad bar the Brazilian steakhouse.

Speaker 7 (01:14:17):
The Brazilian steakhouses are typically all you can eat, right, Yeah,
I mean you can raise that flag.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
So if they started charging by the man.

Speaker 7 (01:14:24):
As many times as you flew your flag, then I
can see how they can make it.

Speaker 13 (01:14:27):
Yeah, we can't pay the same price as some like
football player.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
Come on, man, and you can't.

Speaker 10 (01:14:32):
Take it home because like you know, what's this text
says you could throw the peanut shells on the floor
at the ground round.

Speaker 12 (01:14:38):
Now imagine with all the pen analogies, that's gonna fly.

Speaker 8 (01:14:43):
I don't want the ground round to come back. Popcorn
on the tables.

Speaker 7 (01:14:46):
They still have them, Scotty. Don't they still have ground rounds?
I think they do somewhere they still have ground round right.

Speaker 24 (01:14:51):
There might be like one or two left in the country,
but most of them have disappeared.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
Do they still weigh you? And you know I'm looking
it up.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
Bring that back? That's great.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
I need to know. There should be a sign saying
by the way you were on camera and you are being.

Speaker 13 (01:15:04):
Weighed course, or maybe they weigh you after, before and
after so they know how much you actually consume.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
You can take clothing off.

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
Yeah, don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran
phone tap.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Danielle tell us all about your phone tap?

Speaker 8 (01:15:19):
All right, So Paul is phone tapping his mom, because
his mom just started giving piano lessons. And you know
what she put up in the grocery store, one of
those things that says piano lessons and you rip one off.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 8 (01:15:29):
Well she's not having a lot of luck. It's all
like nutcases calling her. So of course miss moscallopsis will
just add to the fund.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Oh miss mosk is a nutchase, not at all. Let's
see what happens in today's piano lessons. Phone tap, here
we go.

Speaker 8 (01:15:43):
Hello, hello, yes, hello, yes hah, I'm calling about the
piano lessons.

Speaker 21 (01:15:50):
Hi er. I do teach lessons on Thursday, Friday and
Saturdays here at my house.

Speaker 8 (01:15:57):
My son mom and he works. And uh, he's got
a drive me because I can't drive. I'm an old lady,
so he drives me, and I need to come on
a Tuesday.

Speaker 21 (01:16:05):
Well, i'll tell you what we can. We can make
an arrangement for the first lesson and then see how
that goes.

Speaker 8 (01:16:09):
Well, noon, does that work for you?

Speaker 21 (01:16:11):
I know I was if it was on Tuesday. It
has to be late in the evening, I know.

Speaker 8 (01:16:15):
But on Tuesday night I watched my loan order read.

Speaker 21 (01:16:18):
Out there they're thirty dollars for the first lesson.

Speaker 8 (01:16:21):
What I thought they were free because I saw the
sign in the grocery store and they said piano lessons,
and so everything and everything that's hanging up in the
grocery store is free.

Speaker 11 (01:16:32):
That's well.

Speaker 21 (01:16:33):
I mean, there's a lot of other free things, but
mine is not. I assure you that, though it's very
much worth the money, some time.

Speaker 8 (01:16:40):
Dollars is very expensive.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
How how much?

Speaker 8 (01:16:42):
How No, I don't think I can thirty dollars.

Speaker 21 (01:16:45):
It's actually, you know, below standard for lessons. But this
is how I make my living. And I promise you
that it's all right.

Speaker 22 (01:16:52):
I'll give you.

Speaker 8 (01:16:53):
I'll give you two dollars, because thirty dollars is a
lot of money. But two dollars we can do.

Speaker 21 (01:16:58):
I'm sorry. I can't charge a less than that, but
I would be very happy to teach you if you
want to come back to me, uh, you know, when
you have some money or maybe calling.

Speaker 8 (01:17:09):
It's a lesson for thirty dollars.

Speaker 21 (01:17:12):
It's a half hour lesson.

Speaker 3 (01:17:13):
Thirty dollars for a half hour.

Speaker 21 (01:17:15):
You're robbing people, ma'am. I'm an old lady.

Speaker 8 (01:17:19):
I should get the seniors discount. Don't you have a
senior discount.

Speaker 21 (01:17:21):
Yeah, okay, I'll get back to you about this. I
thank you for calling with your interests. I have a
nice day, ma'am.

Speaker 8 (01:17:30):
But excuse me, I didn't give you my phone number
and my name. Miss marsh collapses. None of his moss claps. Hello. Hello,
I think we got disconnected. I'm sorry. I wanted to
give you all my information.

Speaker 21 (01:17:44):
Ma'am. I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't help you. I'm sorry.
I'm booked and book four. I can't help you.

Speaker 8 (01:17:51):
I'll be there tuesday to seventy six. Noware arms and
I'll be there tuesday, and I'll bring my my.

Speaker 21 (01:18:00):
My address was my address was not on the foot?
How do you have my dress?

Speaker 8 (01:18:03):
My son Morvin just got me a computer and so uh,
I've been learning how to use the.

Speaker 21 (01:18:08):
Good just so listen. I I need to.

Speaker 8 (01:18:11):
Bring anything special for the lessons.

Speaker 21 (01:18:13):
No, you need to bring nothing. Uh don't don't, ma'am. No,
I can't.

Speaker 8 (01:18:19):
My son Marvin's very excited about my lessons because you know,
he's a big penist and he uh, he's been going
around town. He brings his penis wherever he goes.

Speaker 21 (01:18:28):
No, ma'am, listen, you cannot call here.

Speaker 8 (01:18:30):
I want to be a good penist too, so that's
why I my lessons.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
Ma'am.

Speaker 21 (01:18:34):
I need to know that you're not gonna come by
my house.

Speaker 23 (01:18:36):
I just don't do that.

Speaker 8 (01:18:37):
Okay, y'all see you Tuesday.

Speaker 21 (01:18:40):
Don't come here.

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
I'm an old lady.

Speaker 21 (01:18:42):
You don't like old paper and disrespects love old ladies.
But ma'am, you're just out. You are crazy. You are
an insane old woman. You are what I'm saying. I
do know when you just shut up and listen when
I tell you're in Paul with me when I come.

Speaker 8 (01:18:57):
How do you know, Paul, Because Paul's phone tapping you?
Now what Paul?

Speaker 21 (01:19:03):
He Paul, I am going to hurt you, Paul.

Speaker 4 (01:19:11):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 24 (01:19:14):
This fal table was pre recorded permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 4 (01:19:18):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning show. Yeah, this is Elvis Duran in the
Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Squatters.

Speaker 7 (01:19:31):
Now, this has been a huge story of playing where
people have a house they gotten from your mom who
passed away or whatever, and it's been empty for a
month or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
They go over to check on the house and whatever.
Make sure the toilets are flushing. There's someone living in it, right,
They're like, what are you doing here?

Speaker 7 (01:19:49):
Well, in some places they have a right to be there,
even if you own it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
They are they are squatters.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
Without paying you, without paying insanity.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
I know there have been stories lately here in the
New York area.

Speaker 7 (01:20:03):
There was a woman I believe in Queen's you were saying,
she went to a similar conversation, went to her mom's house.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
Yeah, her mother passed away.

Speaker 13 (01:20:13):
She took some time getting herself together, went to the
house to clean things up, found people living there, asked
them to leave.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
They told her, no, we're not leaving, We're going.

Speaker 8 (01:20:20):
To stay here.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
So she changed the locks. She got arrested.

Speaker 7 (01:20:24):
What exactly, Yeah, because she kept them from their house
because they had squatters' rights. Go back to that our favorite,
one of her favorite musicals of all time, Danielle Rent. Yeah,
that was about a bunch of people who really talented people.

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
Yeah, great voices, great.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
Voices, dancers living. They were squatting, living in the East Village,
I guess right.

Speaker 8 (01:20:44):
And actually one of their friends owned the property, and
so they thought like they even had more rights.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
Because right they couldn't get rid of them because they
could sing. Well, something changes everything if you're a singing squatter.

Speaker 7 (01:20:57):
So it's just it baffles my my mind that if
you go out and you pay you money for an
apartment or a house and someone moves in.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
I think in New York State, thirty days is it.

Speaker 7 (01:21:10):
Keep in mind worth saying what we're just reading on
the surface, right, thirty days?

Speaker 13 (01:21:13):
It looks like so in some places they said, if
you've been in a place for ten.

Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
Years, then you have a right to squat there. But
then they're.

Speaker 13 (01:21:19):
Saying thirty days is all it takes in New York
State to be able to squat on someone's property and
just stay there.

Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
That's crazy, So it could be wrong about this call us.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
If you know, look, I think you still technically own it.

Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
It's just a very very laborious project project to get
them out of there.

Speaker 9 (01:21:36):
I saw a case where some squatters they were charging
other squatters to come in and move in in a
place that they didn't even own. So like there was
like a main squatter he was charging other squatters to
live there while they were trying while the person that
actually owned the property was trying to get them.

Speaker 13 (01:21:50):
Out, so these asses can become landlords exact property that's
exactly crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Well, so it kind of makes me scared. I'm going
to get home real quick after work.

Speaker 7 (01:22:00):
No really, So okay, we're trying to figure out where
the squatter's rights came from. And I was under the
impression I could be wrong here, maybe very clear that
Let's say you're renting you were you have a legal
lease with a landlord, and you're renting an apartment, and
then you cannot for whatever reason pay the rent, and
their circumstances there, including pandemic or whatever. You then I

(01:22:25):
think you've been given rights to not be pushed out
so fast. But what if you don't have a lease,
you just move into an empty place.

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
Right So this seems like something that was.

Speaker 13 (01:22:38):
Rooted in the settlement of the United States, where everybody
was coming here and just squatting on property that wasn't theirs,
and then they make these laws and say, hey, this
is ours.

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
Now, well you can't get me out now here we are.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
But that was a land grab.

Speaker 7 (01:22:52):
When we're all going west to pan for gold right
back in the day, you see.

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
The land from other people, and now it continues.

Speaker 12 (01:22:59):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
I'm just this is one of those stories. I just
don't get it. What's that?

Speaker 14 (01:23:03):
But I do know that, you know, it's basically maintaining
a property, right because I had a vacant lot next
to me to my house and doing some research. If
they haven't maintained a lot for ten years, then you
can claim ownership. But then, like you said Elvis, it's
a long laborious process.

Speaker 7 (01:23:19):
Yeah, to do that. Yeah, if you own the house
or the lot, you still own it. But you can't
just call the police and have them kick them off
with the property. Well, depends on what state you're in.

Speaker 9 (01:23:30):
Yeah, because in Florida now they just passed the law
now that it's illegal squatters that you can't have them
removed from the property.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
Now in the state of Florida, that's a good thing.

Speaker 8 (01:23:38):
I just asked my husband, who's a real estate agency
New Jersey, so I said, do you know the rules
of squatters in New Jersey? And he said no. They
change all the time and they are very intricate, so
it's tough to know the exact laws and allowances of
what landlords can do.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
I will tell you, huh. Not far down the road
from our house out in the country. There's people living
there that don't own their house really.

Speaker 7 (01:24:03):
And so we're like, what do we call the police.
We're trying to find the owners. We can't find them.
Someone passed away, then it got passed down to someone.
Someone bought someone in the family bought the house for
a dollar, just you know, change the name over to them,
and yeah, can't find them.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
Uh, here's Alisha, Alicia. This happened on your street.

Speaker 6 (01:24:19):
Right right, Yeah, I live in Connecticut. A woman down
the street passed away and the house was vacant for months,
and when her family finally came in to sell it,
there was actually a squadron in there who had moved
tables and chairs and appliances that didn't work because there
was no power. But he had a full grown a
rug in there. He was living in there for months

(01:24:40):
at the time, and when somebody actually finally bought the house,
he refused to leave, so they changed the locks, but
he broke in through a window and they still let
him stay there. The cops let him stay there.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
Well, I see, I don't I don't understand.

Speaker 8 (01:24:55):
It doesn't make sense. If it's not yours, it's not yours.
I mean, why is it not that simple?

Speaker 7 (01:24:59):
I don't know, but I'm assuming there are there are
rights group human rights groups out there that say no,
no, no no.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
I mean it's a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:25:08):
It took a lot to finally get him out. Somebody
finally bought the house and started to flip it, and
then they must have filed something to get him out officially.
But yeah, he had a full living room in there,
he had stuff in the kitchen, he had food in
the pantries. He was just living there for free.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
Wasn't there a story? I guess I think it was
here in New York.

Speaker 7 (01:25:22):
There was a guy going online and he was communicating
to a lot of immigrants who are coming over the border, saying,
here's here's how you get a house. Look at these
houses and they're empty, move in, and so I think
he is.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
They let him have it.

Speaker 8 (01:25:36):
Still, I have a question if somebody goes, say, you
know a lot of people get summer homes, so they
move out of their mansion because they get a summer
home down the beach and it's beautiful. So they're not
in their home for three months. Can I technically can
move in?

Speaker 3 (01:25:49):
Really?

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
This happened in California, Los Angeles. There's a mansion like
in bel Air. Then they took it over. They took
and everyone in the neighborhood knows.

Speaker 7 (01:25:57):
And of course California, being an extreme liberal state, they're like, well, no,
we can't do anything.

Speaker 6 (01:26:02):
Oh look up this new hobby because I would love
to live.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
Yeah, God, give me address. I'm gonna go squash.

Speaker 8 (01:26:09):
Seriously, I know some people who get a nice summer
home and their all their house is not too shabby.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
LISHA thank you very much. I hope everything gets worked
out on your street.

Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
Thank you. Love you, guys, love you more so asking
for a friend.

Speaker 13 (01:26:21):
If my apartment building has been irritating me with some
things and I just stopped paying rent, they can't kick
me out.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
There's a process TAFE to go through.

Speaker 9 (01:26:30):
Their eviction process is very lengthy.

Speaker 7 (01:26:32):
Yeah, there's they can't just move your stuff in a hotel.
If it's a hotel, it's different.

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (01:26:39):
I think I think this happens with Airbnb's a lot too.
I've seen some videos of people who had a renter.
Then those renters just stayed and they couldn't do anything
to get them out.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
It's crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:26:47):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
Were's the one sent a text. Is this the one
you're talking about?

Speaker 7 (01:26:51):
Yeah, they're oh listening this morning, I'm going to court
this morning for a squad that's living in my Brooklyn
property and they've taken me to court for repairs. What
so we have the holdover in one court room this
morning and then the case against them is for repairs.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
They're assuming because.

Speaker 7 (01:27:08):
I'm not repairing my place I own.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
I spoke to him. He didn't want to go in
the air.

Speaker 14 (01:27:14):
Okay, they've been there for two years, and I asked him, well,
how much have you spent in legal fees?

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
He goes, I couldn't even calculate that at this point. Wow, Stephanie,
this is so wild. Stephanie.

Speaker 7 (01:27:25):
You work for a landlord tenant court, so you still
see all this all the time. So you live in
the state of New York. So what's going on in
the state of New York as far as.

Speaker 29 (01:27:31):
Squatters, Well, they have rights after thirty days the landlords
or owners have to take them the court to have
them removed and the lessons.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
Yet why do they have why do they have these rights? Where?
Where does this come from?

Speaker 29 (01:27:46):
Ah? New York state law, Thank your congressman.

Speaker 7 (01:27:51):
Yeah, but at some point, Stephanie, I'm just kind of
curious they had to put this into law, and something
caused them to put it into law. I'm trying to
I'm wondering what story there is to tell about why
squatters have rights and we can't figure that out.

Speaker 29 (01:28:06):
Yeah, I can't figure that out, all right, but they do.

Speaker 23 (01:28:10):
They do have rights.

Speaker 29 (01:28:11):
And it's so long process. And you know, it goes
by how long they've been in the property. If they've
been there up to a year, you have to give
them a thirty day notice. A year to two years,
it's a sixty day notice, and anything over.

Speaker 23 (01:28:22):
Two years it's a ninety day notice. Oh my god,
it could be quite lengthy.

Speaker 11 (01:28:26):
All right, be quite lengthy.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
Thank you, Stephanie. Thank you very much. You're welcome.

Speaker 11 (01:28:31):
Nice to talk to you.

Speaker 23 (01:28:32):
I love you guys.

Speaker 22 (01:28:32):
Listen every day or a year listener.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
Well, you know what, we've been here for thirty years
because we're squatting.

Speaker 12 (01:28:39):
They kill you do it a great job.

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
They've been trying to a victims for years. All right,
Thank you, Stephanie, Thank you very much. What's up? Scary?

Speaker 10 (01:28:45):
So if I own property and you break into my house, yes,
you can be arrested for breaking an entwering. Yes, so
I still own that property and squatters show up, why
don't they get arrested for breaking it?

Speaker 7 (01:28:56):
And if they're well in the state of New York,
if they're there thirty days a protected more than more
so than not.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
So there, okay, okay, oh here you go. What once
you use that microphone over there? You found it? Why
does squatters have rights?

Speaker 14 (01:29:09):
It's to help urban residents find affordable housing.

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
Well that's extremely affordable. Yeah, what a good deal.

Speaker 14 (01:29:16):
It was a legal right meant to allow people to
settle in abandoned or unused properties, or to build homes
on unclaimed land. The intent was to prevent people and
property owners from taking law into their own hands, encouraging
resolution through legal channels instead of potential physical confrontations.

Speaker 3 (01:29:33):
So initially it did start through colonialism.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
Yeah, yeah, homestead Act.

Speaker 12 (01:29:38):
Like land is claimed, I own it.

Speaker 8 (01:29:40):
This land is my land.

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
It's not your land.

Speaker 7 (01:29:45):
From California to New York Island, from the Redwood Forest
to the Gulf Stream Waters.

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
This land's made for you and me.

Speaker 8 (01:29:52):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
Apparently you had a point.

Speaker 8 (01:29:55):
I don't.

Speaker 13 (01:29:55):
I'm just you know, there are abandoned buildings all over
the place. So if I go and find a mall
and I just sit there for thirty days, then that
mall is mine.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
I don't know. I don't know. It may be a
residential thing. Maybe I'm all thing. I don't know. You
can live there at Gandhi. You can live there at
the old Anti hann stand this is Gandhi Square mall. Yes,
So once send a textas Anna Delvi. Didn't she squint?

(01:30:23):
I think she did.

Speaker 3 (01:30:24):
This is crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:30:25):
I know, we're just trying to figure it out. It's
so strange.

Speaker 14 (01:30:31):
I guess the lesson is every twenty nine days, check
on your property.

Speaker 9 (01:30:35):
Yeah, how do you prove How do you prove along
they've been there?

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
How you got to prove that.

Speaker 13 (01:30:40):
I don't know if someone I'm not advocating for this,
but if someone hired other people to extract those people
from the house.

Speaker 7 (01:30:47):
I've heard how they do this, Okay, How you send
someone to your house and have them remove the heating system,
the unfinishing system, make sure there's no electricity going to
the place. You pull the doors off, the hinges on
the front door of the back.

Speaker 8 (01:31:00):
A lot of money.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
It does cost a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (01:31:03):
I was thinking more like, hire some big people to
just yank am out of the house.

Speaker 1 (01:31:09):
How Gandhi style.

Speaker 3 (01:31:11):
Now you're gone, goodbye.

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
Yeah, it's economical.

Speaker 8 (01:31:14):
Yeah, but then they're gonna say something.

Speaker 11 (01:31:16):
You know.

Speaker 8 (01:31:17):
They got hurt and harassment.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
Yeah, you get taken a jam.

Speaker 11 (01:31:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
I don't know insanity, I don't know nuts.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
I just don't know anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
This was the first time I've been thankful to have
no property.

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
They got to have no property right side. We got
to hurry up. I gotta get a home.

Speaker 4 (01:31:37):
Another episode of Sauce on the Side.

Speaker 3 (01:31:39):
I am here with Ray Manifest the dream Man.

Speaker 11 (01:31:43):
Someone disciplined already needs someone who loves music.

Speaker 23 (01:31:47):
But they can't be.

Speaker 3 (01:31:49):
A wrap up because no loves not a rubber Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
Oh man, you're free. I heard radio app search Sauce
on the Side and listen now. Elistan in the Morning show,
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:32:11):
I don't know how I got into it with a
friend of mine. We're having a conversation and I was told, hey, Elvis,
the other day, you said something and it was sort
of upsetting to me.

Speaker 1 (01:32:21):
I just wanted to.

Speaker 7 (01:32:21):
Bring it up to you and let you know I
was offended. I'm like, oh, oh God, okay, and I've said, God,
I'm so sorry you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:28):
Feel that way. I don't want you to feel that way.

Speaker 7 (01:32:30):
And then I got the i'm so sorry you feel
that way is not an apology.

Speaker 13 (01:32:37):
I get torn on that because, to be fair, I
do say that when I'm not trying to apologize about something,
and I'm more putting like the onus on them, like
I'm sorry you feel that way, as opposed to me
saying i'm sorry I did that. But I believe in
this case, you probably meant what you said.

Speaker 16 (01:32:53):
I think I did. Yeah, yeah, Frog, I do exactly
this one. I have an argument with Lisa. I'll say,
if I was you, i'd feel exactly the same way.

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
That's not an apology.

Speaker 9 (01:33:05):
Yeah, it's true because if I was you, I would
feel that way. But I'm not you, so I don't
feel that way.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
See if you.

Speaker 14 (01:33:12):
Say, if you just say flat out i'm sorry, that
that says you regret, you truthfully regret what you said
or what you did.

Speaker 10 (01:33:20):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
Yeah, and you know me not really living in a
life with any regrets.

Speaker 8 (01:33:27):
But I feel like sometimes when you say i'm sorry
you feel that way, you're kind of saying I didn't
mean it to come out that way. In a way,
do you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (01:33:36):
Well, it depends on how they interpret it. I mean, yes,
I could say one thing to you, Danielle and say
the same thing to Gandhi.

Speaker 1 (01:33:42):
She may not be offended, you may be offended.

Speaker 7 (01:33:45):
So I'm sorry that you feel that way, not sorry
that Gandhi feels that way.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
Because she doesn't feel anything wrong. So I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:33:51):
So this is someone posted this online. This is not
an apology. I am sorry, but yeah, you see, I'm sorry.
But you know what I've meant to do is this
and this and this. That's not an apology. I'm sorry
you think I did something wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
Exactly. You're not apologizing for what you say. You're just
sorry that they didn't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:19):
Yes, give me more, give me more of these.

Speaker 7 (01:34:21):
I'm sorry you feel that way. I'm sorry you got upset.
I'm sorry. Not an apology. Yeah, also not an apology.
You're being too sensitive. I was just kidding.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
That never goes overwhelm.

Speaker 7 (01:34:38):
Uh yeah, fine, I'm sorry. Just okay, we'll move on.
See that's not an apology. Okay, I'm sorry, just just
for the sake of putting it on the record.

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
You know we're done, right, Yeah, no, no, no.

Speaker 13 (01:34:51):
And I was having a conversation sort of similar to
this the other day that repeated sorries, even if it
is a genuine I'm sorry over the same thing, is
also not a sorry, because the first time you say sorry, okay, you.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
Didn't mean to do something.

Speaker 13 (01:35:06):
But if you keep doing that same behavior, repeating the
same behavior, you're really not that sorry. The best apology
is changed behavior to not do that thing again. Right,
You can't just keep saying sorry and hope that it
fixes everything.

Speaker 19 (01:35:18):
Well.

Speaker 7 (01:35:18):
Plus, you know, sometimes if you say I'm sorry, the
person you're saying you're sorry to wants to continue the conversation,
and you're like, well, okay, I said I'm sorry. I
really am, I'm truly I'm I now understand why you're
upset at what I said, because what I said hurt you.

Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
I get that.

Speaker 8 (01:35:41):
But why are you sorry?

Speaker 12 (01:35:42):
But why are we in.

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
Any different ways? Do you want me to say.

Speaker 3 (01:35:47):
Up in every language lociento, we are exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
We are circling the drain here.

Speaker 7 (01:35:53):
You know, after a while, like, okay, is there some
underlying something else you're not telling me that you're upset
at but I mean we basically handled that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
We move that off the desk, as they say, I've gotten.

Speaker 13 (01:36:04):
To the point sometimes where I've said sorry so many
times and then I'm like, you know what, I'm not
sorry anymore.

Speaker 9 (01:36:09):
Yes, I've done that too anymore.

Speaker 7 (01:36:12):
Okay, how about this. I never was sorry. I was
never sorry. But you know you wouldn't accept the fact
that I said.

Speaker 1 (01:36:22):
I was sorry. You didn't believe me in the very
first time.

Speaker 7 (01:36:26):
Anyway, Yes, Gary, what if you are sorry, you have regret,
but you're also trying to justify your actions and behavior
and why you felt that way to begin with.

Speaker 12 (01:36:37):
And you you know what I'm saying, like.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
Look, it depends on who you're talking to, ye, because
is that is that a sorry?

Speaker 10 (01:36:42):
Then it's like, look, I was just trying to do
this because I because this is how I feel about that.

Speaker 7 (01:36:47):
Well, you know, if you're gonna get so granular and say, Okay,
I totally get it what I said. I should not
have said it. It wasn't nice. But here's why I
said it. At the time.

Speaker 14 (01:37:01):
At the time, we were going through this and this
and this, and I felt I needed to say it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
Well, I do that at that point. Well, but at
that point you could have just moved on.

Speaker 8 (01:37:11):
Right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 13 (01:37:13):
I had a soccer coach tell me, when you use
the word butt, everything before the butt gets negated by
what comes after the butt. So I really like Danielle,
but she's kind of a bitch. Really, you just left
it with she's kind of bitch. Maybe you didn't mean
the I really like Danielle, but part.

Speaker 1 (01:37:27):
Did GANI just call you a bitch.

Speaker 8 (01:37:28):
I think that took away from that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:30):
I don't know that that was our soccer coach example.

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
I love you, Danielle. She's not bitch, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:37:36):
But there are moments no, all right, so you know
people are texting in and catching up with us.

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
I guess I'm sorry and I love you.

Speaker 14 (01:37:49):
These are phrases that we just kind of throw about
without really the targeting where they're going, right, without really
understanding what's behind them.

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
So I guess we should be more careful about that.
Who's on the line there.

Speaker 14 (01:38:01):
It's Jessica, and she's a therapist and she can lend
her professional apparent.

Speaker 7 (01:38:06):
I would love to hear her take on this. Hello, Jessica,
is it Jessica, Jessica, Hello Jessica. Yeah, well, welcome to
Welcome to the So sorry it took so long to
get to you.

Speaker 18 (01:38:18):
No, it's okay. Excited to be talking to you guys.
Listen every day, love you all.

Speaker 7 (01:38:23):
Well, thank you, and thank you for what you do,
because we all agree that mental health is a very
important thing and having a therapist on the journey with
you is a wonderful, wonderful way to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
Okay, So I'm sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 18 (01:38:36):
So I am a little bit of two minds about this,
because on the one hand, if you're being intentionally a
jerk and rude, obviously if an apology is warranted. But
on the other hand, you are only responsible for your
own behavior. You can't necessarily be responsible for other people's

(01:38:58):
reactions or thoughts or because you don't know what somebody's
going through at the time. They're looking at the world
through their lens and you're living your life through your lens.
So I know, I just have a kind of mixed
feeling about that. So I don't know that you always
need to be sorry for something that you've not done
intentionally that's cruel or hurtful or.

Speaker 7 (01:39:19):
Harmful I'm so glad you brought that up, because this
is another thing that makes me kind of crazy. For instance,
if I if I'm, you know, going down an aisle
in the grocery store, and someone's looking at the paper towels,
and I walk between them and the paper towels, you know,
in their line of sight, I tend to be the
guy who says, ooh, sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
I do too, but we shouldn't have nothing to sorry.
Excuse me.

Speaker 7 (01:39:40):
You could say pardon me or whatever, but sometimes we
say I'm sorry just to move on. You know, it's
just okay, Oh I offended you, I'm sorry, But am
I really?

Speaker 8 (01:39:53):
Well no, But I'm a little confused because if you
didn't mean to offend them on purpose, I understand that,
you know, maybe you want to say sorry, but maybe
you just didn't realize the words you chose were offensive,
so maybe you should. So I don't understand why you
wouldn't say you're sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
I don't know, Jessica, when should we or which should
we not say we're sorry.

Speaker 18 (01:40:13):
I'm certainly no expert on that, but I think if
you're feeling, if you're expressing an opinion about something and
you really believe what you're talking about. And again, like,
if you're not doing it to be intentionally hurtful or spiteful,
people are going to have different opinions and you can't
always account for how other people interpret what you've said

(01:40:35):
or how other people's opinions are different than you. And
that's kind of what makes life interesting and interacting with
other people and learning and growing.

Speaker 7 (01:40:43):
I know, you know, why can I not be my
authentic self with you? And look, the last thing we
want to do is offend anyone. Yeah, gandhi, what are
you thinking?

Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
So, doctor Jessica in your professional opinion, what is the
best way to Jessica?

Speaker 13 (01:40:57):
Okay, social worker Jessica and your professional opinion, what is
the best way to say sorry without meaning that you're sorry,
just to move past.

Speaker 3 (01:41:04):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
That's a valid question, my words.

Speaker 18 (01:41:10):
So part of what how I think I would approach
a situation like that is saying I understand where you're
coming from. I see how you could think and feel
how you're thinking and feeling, and at the same time,
this is how I think and feel about it. And

(01:41:30):
we may not ever come to terms, we may not
ever see it from the same point of view, but
this is where I'm at, that's where you are, and
it's okay that we're not seeing eye to eye about it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
Oh my god, I need you on call around thet
You're very close to mine. I can see if I
were you, I would feel like that exactly which which is?

Speaker 7 (01:41:51):
And you may actually if they actually say to you, well,
that's not an apology. That's when you have to pull
out the big guns and go, well, I'm not apologizing
right telling you I love you, I respect you, I
don't want to hurt you. But that's how I feel.
And you know if I sit here and say, well,
that's not how I feel. I was lying the whole time,
Well then what does that make me? That makes that
makes that means I'm chopping down my tree. Come on anyway, Jessica,

(01:42:16):
you know you're fabulous at what you do, and uh
and I love that you're a social worker and you're
out there helping people who really truly need it. And
to know that you're listening to our show is pretty incredible.

Speaker 18 (01:42:25):
Thank you very much, Thank you guys, Love you guys.

Speaker 7 (01:42:29):
Hello, Thanks, have a great day, have a great drive.

Speaker 1 (01:42:34):
There you go. I love that.

Speaker 7 (01:42:35):
Soone just send a text in it, and I love
it because I'm guilty of this. We say sorry too much,
We actually say too much. Sometimes it's good to go. Okay,
if you want to have a long drawn out conversation
about why you're offended and why I don't think you
should be offended, we can have that conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:42:52):
Where's it going to get us? What's the end goal?

Speaker 7 (01:42:56):
I mean, if you just need to like chop me
because you need to make someone feel like they've done
something wrong because it makes you feel better about yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
Okay, well, let's acknowledge it. That's what it is. There.

Speaker 9 (01:43:08):
You what about I'm sorry you're so sensitive?

Speaker 1 (01:43:15):
And then you.

Speaker 3 (01:43:15):
Should follow it up with a calm down.

Speaker 1 (01:43:19):
Or pull yourself together?

Speaker 4 (01:43:21):
Elvis ter Ran, who want help you survive? Maybe you'll
calm down a little? And the Morning Show Elvis d
Ran in the Morning Show, Well, let me read.

Speaker 1 (01:43:36):
You a short little story.

Speaker 7 (01:43:38):
This dispute on a plane caused the flight to miss
its takeoff time, according to a passenger. The headline of
the story is monster Passengers allegedly bully a woman who
wouldn't trade her comfort seat for coach so they could
sit together. You kind of know how this is going
to turn out right. So this was on Reddit under

(01:43:59):
the I in a Hole section, which we love. This
happened a few years ago in an international flight for
a vacation. I had been planning for over a year,
and I was so excited to get comfy in my
comfort plus seat and knock off before landing. Unfortunately, the
person across from me had other plans. As you know,
comfort plus seats are usually an.

Speaker 1 (01:44:19):
Economy, but you pay a little more for a little
more leg room and stuff like that. But you pay
for it, right, Yes, you plan ahead.

Speaker 7 (01:44:26):
While I'm getting all settled, I hear the standard Oh
I think you're in my seat conversation begin. The poster
then explained that a woman with a standard economy seat
assignment had approached their section and asked another woman who
had booked a comfort plus seat if she could switch
seats with her so she could sit next to her friend. Well,
the woman in the comfort plus seat politely refused, saying, look,

(01:44:49):
I specifically paid extra for this seat because it's a
long flight.

Speaker 1 (01:44:52):
It's a long haul to Europe. Whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:44:54):
Well, according to the redditor, the woman with the economy
seat assignment and her friend proceeded to start bullying the
other passenger, claiming she was ruining their trip.

Speaker 3 (01:45:04):
Wow, the audacity.

Speaker 7 (01:45:06):
Yeah, the situation became even more heated, more heated, so
much so that both a flight attendant and then the
pilot had to get involved. Keep it mind, they're still
on the ground. So while the pilot insisted that the
woman from Economy returned to her correct seat, the woman's
friend continued to bully the passenger who declined to trade,
insisting she had ruined their entire flight. Even insinuated that

(01:45:28):
she refused to give up her comfort plus seat because
she was fat.

Speaker 3 (01:45:32):
What kicked off that plane?

Speaker 8 (01:45:36):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 7 (01:45:37):
The article goes on to say there was some validation
for the passenger who was in their correct seat all along,
according to the poster, when the flight attendant was forced
to get involved yet again, she simply moved that passenger
up to first class, away from all the harassment. Okay,
but more unfortunately for the original poster, they said, by
that point, the plane had already missed its initial takeoff

(01:45:58):
time and was ultimately delayed by two hours because of
these idiots.

Speaker 8 (01:46:02):
Why wouldn't you.

Speaker 3 (01:46:03):
Kick them off the flight?

Speaker 8 (01:46:04):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:46:04):
Well, the story goes on, and this is to your point.

Speaker 7 (01:46:08):
The friends got their way, though the monster from Economy
snuck up back into that seat next to her monster
friend at some point, and everyone else in the in
the section said they should have been kicked off, both
of them.

Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
Yes, sure, they unanimously agree.

Speaker 7 (01:46:21):
On Reddit that they're outraged by this passengers and the
passenger's behavior. They should have both been kicked off the
flight on the spot. And then someone else went so
far as to say, if you're involved in causing a
scuffle and the plane is delayed, that costs money for
the airline, those people should have to pay whatever it
costs to be delayed or yeah whatever that is, like

(01:46:42):
ten thousand dollars whatever.

Speaker 12 (01:46:44):
Amen.

Speaker 7 (01:46:45):
So the point is this, as you get all crazy
and look, I know, going through TSA, going through the airport,
getting to your gate, you know everything.

Speaker 1 (01:46:52):
I know. I know, it's it's stressful.

Speaker 7 (01:46:55):
We all agree, But if you're going to start stuff
like this on board, you are basically satan.

Speaker 13 (01:47:03):
You really absolutely and be patient with old people and
people who have babies when they're getting off the plane.
You know, everybody tries to run off and just truck
whomever is in front of them.

Speaker 3 (01:47:13):
Well, people need a little time, be patient with them.
It's so rude. People are just Nate's the aisle police.

Speaker 14 (01:47:19):
Oh my god, he'll elbow them in the fact NFL
linebacker Man, nobody's getting past me.

Speaker 13 (01:47:26):
It's my I love traveling with him because he hops
out and he's like, take your time, hold.

Speaker 3 (01:47:31):
Up this line as long as I need to get
off the plane.

Speaker 1 (01:47:35):
Yeah that's right, baby. Well there you know, and we
appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (01:47:38):
Look, there have been times where I have I'll be
situated in my seat and someone will go, hey, you know,
I'm with my wife and would you mind moving to
my seat, And I'll say, well, where are you sitting?

Speaker 1 (01:47:46):
Let me and check it out. So I'll look at it.
And even if if I have to give up a.

Speaker 7 (01:47:50):
Window to sit on an aisle, but it's still the
same comfort seat, I'll sometimes I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:53):
You know. It was like, I don't care.

Speaker 14 (01:47:54):
I'm sorry, cale is whoever has the worst seat they
have to trade with a person that gets a better seat.

Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
Does that make you You.

Speaker 3 (01:48:02):
Can't expect someone to trade down.

Speaker 1 (01:48:06):
Together.

Speaker 14 (01:48:06):
You could sit together and the bulkhead in the back
of the plane go for it.

Speaker 8 (01:48:11):
Yeah, they should have like figured that out. Beforehand, like
you go, you know, when you book it or four
you go up to the air you know, and you
ask them.

Speaker 1 (01:48:19):
You know, you got to keep your eye on the
end zone.

Speaker 7 (01:48:22):
The end zone is you land as close to on
time as possible at your destination, because once you get
to your destination, that's when you need to okay, well
let's have a great time. Just get there, okay without
being cheated by a holes that think that they deserve
your seat. And not only is the airline losing money,
but people are missing connections and don't start up on board.

(01:48:45):
You're so selfish, and there's a place in hell for you.
There are set special place. Who am I to judge?
I'm me and I'm sure many people agree anyway, So
there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:48:55):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping.

Speaker 7 (01:49:00):
The letter comes in and says, dear Elvis, my friend
Pam and I went snowboarding with a bunch of other
people in the Poconos last weekend. Pam has been on
pins and needles about getting the house deposit back in
fear that we might have broken or screwed up something
we did party like a bunch of crazy weirdos, but
rest assured.

Speaker 1 (01:49:18):
We cleaned up after our sales.

Speaker 7 (01:49:20):
Wouldn't it be funny if you called as the owner
of the house and called her out on leaving the
place a mess.

Speaker 14 (01:49:26):
Oh she's a really good liar. Let's watch her try
to wiggle out of this one. All the best from Janine.

Speaker 7 (01:49:30):
All right, Janine, we're gonna phone tap your friend, Pam
Scary is gonna play the part of the owner of
the house up at the Poconose, and Janine will be
listening in as we phone tapped.

Speaker 11 (01:49:40):
Pam.

Speaker 10 (01:49:42):
Huh, hello, Pam, Please, Pam, how are you? This is
Brian mcater.

Speaker 28 (01:49:48):
Oh.

Speaker 10 (01:49:49):
Hello, you guys stayed over at the house last weekend. Right, Yes,
there's a lot of things that kind of out of place.
I was wondering maybe you could explain some of it.

Speaker 11 (01:49:57):
Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 10 (01:49:58):
Somebody in your group must have left a condom wrapper
that clogged the outdoor hot tub drain.

Speaker 11 (01:50:05):
Shut up. Are you serious? Yes, A lot of a
lot of the couples that were with us are either
married or engaged condoms. I really don't think they would
be using you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:50:17):
Some way to rationalize that.

Speaker 11 (01:50:19):
I mean, you know you're not going to use the
condom with your wife. Okay, you know, I mean that's
where I'm looking at it. So that's kind of like,
I don't know, but I'll ask.

Speaker 10 (01:50:26):
Not only that, but the chandelier looks like it had
come out of the ceiling.

Speaker 11 (01:50:30):
We didn't remove We didn't remove the chandelier.

Speaker 10 (01:50:33):
Okay, maybe maybe somebody was swinging on it or something.

Speaker 1 (01:50:36):
No, are you sure about that?

Speaker 11 (01:50:38):
You get eighteen year olds and nineteen year old hanging
from a chandelier, you don't get thirty year olds hanging
from a chandelier.

Speaker 10 (01:50:43):
Well, regardless, I have to take your deposit that I
was supposed to give you back and buy a new
one with that money.

Speaker 11 (01:50:50):
Why what's wrong with the one you have? There was
working when we left.

Speaker 12 (01:50:52):
Well, I figure it's you know, it was taken out
of the ceiling.

Speaker 11 (01:50:55):
Why can't you put it back in the ceiling.

Speaker 12 (01:50:57):
Well I could.

Speaker 10 (01:50:57):
It's kind of ugly, though, So I could just go
out and buy a new one with the money you're
giving me.

Speaker 11 (01:51:01):
So you're gonna you're gonna charge me two hundred dollars
for a brand new chandelier. And what are you gonna
do with that? Chandelier. Put it in your.

Speaker 12 (01:51:07):
House where I put it is none of your business.

Speaker 11 (01:51:09):
You don't need to buy another two hundred dollars Sandali, Yes,
I do.

Speaker 12 (01:51:13):
You know you're nickel and diming me.

Speaker 11 (01:51:14):
Here are nicol and diamond me where you're saying that
when we left, we didn't touch that and the chandeliers.

Speaker 12 (01:51:18):
Who are responsible for everything in the house, So.

Speaker 11 (01:51:21):
You don't need to buy a brand new chandelier.

Speaker 10 (01:51:24):
You know what, you guys get drunk, have sex, and
you know you think everything's all that, you forget about it.

Speaker 12 (01:51:28):
The next morning.

Speaker 11 (01:51:29):
We have nothing to do with that.

Speaker 12 (01:51:31):
I sense gross neglect of my my house.

Speaker 11 (01:51:33):
Okay, there was nothing going on in that house that
wasn't wasn't proper.

Speaker 10 (01:51:37):
And what happened to my six ball from the pool table?
Did you guys like take that home as a souvenir?

Speaker 11 (01:51:43):
No, we actually had one couple that were the only
one playing with us. So maybe they have it, or maybe.

Speaker 10 (01:51:47):
They maybe they decided to use it as a prop
in their escapades in the hot tub.

Speaker 11 (01:51:52):
You know what, what can.

Speaker 8 (01:51:53):
You send me? A dinner lawyer get a hold of you.

Speaker 12 (01:51:56):
Okay, I don't know what you guys did up there
this week.

Speaker 11 (01:51:59):
I do you know what you are using derogatory remarks
towards me. You are speaking to me in a childish manner.
I am not a child, sir.

Speaker 12 (01:52:06):
Obviously you can't take responsibility.

Speaker 11 (01:52:08):
Do not call my house anymore, because if you do,
I will call the cops for a harassment. And I
just want you to know that I'm going to the
police department right now and file in the lawsuit because
I was trying to be nice to you in the beginning,
and settle it so that you can buy your new stuff.
Two hundred dollars to buy a new chandelier because it's
out of place. You've got to be kidding me. I
am not an idiot. Don't patronize me on this.

Speaker 12 (01:52:29):
That's how we make our money sometime.

Speaker 11 (01:52:31):
You know what you make your money. That's perfectly fine. Okay,
then you send me a bill. I'm not going to
say this anymore because I'm getting in my car and
I'm going to the police station right now.

Speaker 10 (01:52:39):
Ma'am, you're getting all wound up like a clock for
no reason.

Speaker 11 (01:52:42):
I don't know what you do for a living, but
you have no couth about yourself at all.

Speaker 10 (01:52:46):
I apologize for that work at watch you apologize.

Speaker 11 (01:52:49):
You already hurt my feelings and that's the most important.

Speaker 8 (01:52:52):
Okay, why didn't mean to.

Speaker 1 (01:52:53):
Hurt your feelings?

Speaker 12 (01:52:54):
Because you've been phone tapped? Janine, put us up to it.

Speaker 21 (01:52:59):
I love you waiting.

Speaker 4 (01:53:04):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 10 (01:53:07):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all party.

Speaker 4 (01:53:11):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. What's up, y'all?

Speaker 11 (01:53:26):
A Beyonce?

Speaker 26 (01:53:27):
Alright, this is Taylor Ski, It's Lady Ganga.

Speaker 18 (01:53:29):
Hey, it's Doja Kat.

Speaker 3 (01:53:30):
How you're listening to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 1 (01:53:34):
All right? So you watch a movie.

Speaker 7 (01:53:37):
It's got intrigue and murder and love, but also it's
got music. It's got big, huge orchestra sounds and sometimes
a hit song that you'll hear us play on the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:53:51):
Music helps make a movie, right we all agree, absolutely? Yes.

Speaker 7 (01:53:55):
So that's what got Gandhi all up and in this
idea to do movie theme music.

Speaker 1 (01:54:04):
Yes, in a call.

Speaker 13 (01:54:05):
And it's not going to be anything that has words.
It's just the music you heard in the back of
a movie while you were watching it in the background.

Speaker 3 (01:54:12):
And I think you're gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:54:13):
Get these all right, So you have to really know
your movies. Yes, it's now time to play what's the
name of the thing? Movie music theme?

Speaker 3 (01:54:21):
Danielle, come up with a name movie movie is this from?

Speaker 1 (01:54:26):
Yes, I get it. Let's play what movie is this from?

Speaker 8 (01:54:36):
I dump deep for that one. Guys, thank you very much?

Speaker 7 (01:54:40):
What movie is this from? Yeah, I'm gonna write down
all right, So you really need to know your movies
and your music. Okay, did you know how it is
when we have a contestant come on and they don't
know any of the answers?

Speaker 1 (01:54:52):
It's yeah, it's sad.

Speaker 13 (01:54:54):
And yes, it infuriates our listeners and then we get
all them what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:54:58):
Pick a better contestant?

Speaker 19 (01:54:59):
Name?

Speaker 12 (01:55:00):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:55:00):
So call Nate, Nate. You gotta get a good contestant.

Speaker 30 (01:55:03):
Police do I am like the captain of you don't
always know there's like one clunker out of like don't
we need we meet great people?

Speaker 7 (01:55:13):
But sometimes a great person isn't enough. They need to
know their movie music, Nate.

Speaker 1 (01:55:19):
Yeah, they're calling you now. I know You've got to
count into the delay. Elvis. There's eighteen seconds ten seconds.
Call call in eighteen seconds ago what movie is this from?

Speaker 4 (01:55:30):
Woo?

Speaker 3 (01:55:31):
I love it.

Speaker 8 (01:55:33):
It's very descriptive.

Speaker 3 (01:55:34):
You know exactly what you're gonna get exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:55:36):
That's it.

Speaker 7 (01:55:38):
So you're gonna hear some music from movies, not any
there's no lyrics in here, right, it's just the movie
music that's in the background.

Speaker 3 (01:55:44):
Yes, just the theme music.

Speaker 1 (01:55:46):
All right.

Speaker 7 (01:55:47):
We have Donnie, a fabulous contestant calling him from Tiwanda, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 1 (01:55:52):
Is that you Donnie?

Speaker 5 (01:55:54):
Hello lady?

Speaker 1 (01:55:55):
Well, hello ya? All right, well, here we go.

Speaker 7 (01:55:58):
These are all beautiful pieces of music featured in huge,
huge box office winners. Okay, and uh, we're gonna give
you ten dollars for every single correct answer.

Speaker 1 (01:56:10):
All right, big money, big money. Here we go. Song
number one, go.

Speaker 5 (01:56:17):
Ooh, this is Johnny Jed Bussy Parksluth, Caribbean.

Speaker 1 (01:56:21):
That's ten dollars, big money. All right, here's song number two. Donnie,
listen to this.

Speaker 5 (01:56:35):
This amy a love for dinosaurs and Ross Yeller. This
is Jurassic Park.

Speaker 3 (01:56:41):
He's flying through.

Speaker 1 (01:56:42):
I know you're flying through with flying colors light.

Speaker 7 (01:56:48):
You may not have a life, but you got twenty
dollars big money.

Speaker 1 (01:56:52):
Here we go.

Speaker 7 (01:56:53):
Here is movie song number three.

Speaker 5 (01:56:58):
Oh, this is the Norman Fate. Oh my god, why
can't I think of it? Knife in the shower?

Speaker 3 (01:57:07):
Oh no, wemate thisate.

Speaker 5 (01:57:10):
This well a serial killer? But I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:57:13):
Oh god, you do you want to pass and come
back to it?

Speaker 5 (01:57:16):
Yeah, let's pass and come back.

Speaker 7 (01:57:17):
Okay, we'll come back to it. I'll let you do that, okay. So, uh,
movie song number four.

Speaker 1 (01:57:26):
Oh, this is jos Josh.

Speaker 16 (01:57:28):
Yes, that's just what we call Danielly.

Speaker 1 (01:57:34):
All right. Here's movie song number five.

Speaker 5 (01:57:43):
I don't want to say anything because I love the song,
but this is Titanic.

Speaker 10 (01:57:46):
It is.

Speaker 7 (01:57:49):
Some movies, Donny, Yeah, one, two, three, Yeah, you got
you got forty dollars so far?

Speaker 1 (01:57:53):
All right, let me know if you have ever want
to go back to number three.

Speaker 7 (01:57:56):
Okay, but here's song number six from a movie that
you probably saw several times.

Speaker 5 (01:58:03):
Oh, Star Wars.

Speaker 1 (01:58:04):
Yeah, before I want to hear the whole thing. All right.
Here is movie song number seven.

Speaker 5 (01:58:16):
I don't remember which one it is, but it's Home Alone.

Speaker 7 (01:58:19):
Yeah, I tell you, god, this guy you're doing great, Donnie,
you are killing it.

Speaker 1 (01:58:24):
Except for that song number three. It's running the table
all right.

Speaker 5 (01:58:27):
Here's rich too, That's what kills me.

Speaker 1 (01:58:30):
Here's a Oh it could kill you. There's a there's
a club thingo all right? Song number eight? What movie
is this from?

Speaker 5 (01:58:39):
Oh boy, I've actually never seen it, but I'm gonna
shoot a guest and say, Godfather, you got it?

Speaker 29 (01:58:48):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:58:50):
Yeah, you should see those I know.

Speaker 5 (01:58:53):
That's what I hear. They're fantastic.

Speaker 7 (01:58:54):
Movie Song number nine, this would be double O seven
James Bonds.

Speaker 1 (01:59:04):
There you go, god Europe to eighty dollars? So far?
Do you want to go back and try to get
number three?

Speaker 5 (01:59:14):
Sure, I'm gonna get it wrong, but I'll I'll take
your shot.

Speaker 1 (01:59:17):
Play it again, Play it again? What movie is this from?

Speaker 5 (01:59:22):
Okay, Bates Motel isn't right by? No, that's the show
that's based on the same thing.

Speaker 12 (01:59:29):
Do you have an ex who's one of these?

Speaker 1 (01:59:33):
Do you have a Google in front of you?

Speaker 5 (01:59:34):
Can you runs with let me add as my friend Google?

Speaker 7 (01:59:41):
Yeah, you can phone a friend called gugle.

Speaker 1 (01:59:45):
Uh, let's keep moving. Here's song number ten. What movie
is this from?

Speaker 5 (01:59:54):
Better Than the Lion King?

Speaker 1 (01:59:56):
Is big money? Big Money?

Speaker 7 (01:59:59):
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight nine, You've
got ninety dollars. Here's song number eleven from movie number eleven?

Speaker 5 (02:00:08):
Oh, this is my wife's favorites. She got me into us.
And Harry Potters made.

Speaker 1 (02:00:11):
Harry Potter that big mar big money all right here
in his movie and song number twelve.

Speaker 5 (02:00:26):
Oh man, this one's gonna kill me. I don't think
I know what it is.

Speaker 14 (02:00:33):
Yeah, it's called uh Incredibles, That's why.

Speaker 18 (02:00:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:00:38):
It's my favorite picktarm movie.

Speaker 7 (02:00:41):
I wouldn't mind seeing that again today. Al right, Okay,
so it's okay, no big deal. You're getting a lot
of these all right. Here is song and movie number thirteen.

Speaker 5 (02:00:48):
Okay, I'll listen to some classic Indiana Jones right here.

Speaker 1 (02:00:52):
Yeah, wow, these are fun, all right, song you meet.

Speaker 7 (02:01:00):
Of course you're making all his money Donnie song and
movie number.

Speaker 5 (02:01:04):
Fourteen, Okay, okay, d oh man, I know it's something
like basy Maybe can you play it one more time?

Speaker 1 (02:01:25):
All right? Oh boy?

Speaker 5 (02:01:27):
I also I almost want to say, like the X Files,
by no, that's not right.

Speaker 8 (02:01:31):
Is showing me you do not watch horror movies.

Speaker 5 (02:01:35):
Always. I'm still gonna come up.

Speaker 9 (02:01:37):
Wrong on Halloween is halloweenween, it doesn't count?

Speaker 1 (02:01:43):
All right?

Speaker 7 (02:01:43):
We have two more Donnie, Donnie, wait, two more, not
including the third, which is the one you passed on?

Speaker 1 (02:01:49):
Okay, I would really like it if he got the
third one. Well, no, but no, but I don't.

Speaker 5 (02:01:54):
Own a friend and I got it, I think.

Speaker 7 (02:01:55):
Okay, okay, what was movie and song number three?

Speaker 5 (02:02:00):
A movie is song number three? Psycho?

Speaker 7 (02:02:03):
Yeah, here's movie and song number fifteen.

Speaker 1 (02:02:09):
Here we go. Yeah, a little more tough, A little tough.

Speaker 5 (02:02:20):
Sounds like an adventure. It sounds like an adventure. Oh man,
I'm just not picturing it in my brain.

Speaker 1 (02:02:27):
Wait, did you say adventure?

Speaker 5 (02:02:30):
Adventure? Adventures of something?

Speaker 1 (02:02:34):
Scott scary? Don't give me you can stop get away?
My money on the table. No, this isn't your this
is my money. Don't you give them clothes? Okay?

Speaker 5 (02:02:45):
Adventures?

Speaker 1 (02:02:47):
Hm hmm, it's from a movie called The Avengers.

Speaker 5 (02:02:52):
Oh my god, I love the Adventures.

Speaker 7 (02:02:55):
And finally, this is uh song and movie number sixteen.
Get this right, and you got a lot of money.

Speaker 5 (02:03:02):
I'll think this would be the impossible mission Mission impossible.
That's boom.

Speaker 1 (02:03:14):
You just won one hundred and thirty dollars.

Speaker 5 (02:03:20):
Baby on the way, so that's gonna go towards baby stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:03:23):
There.

Speaker 8 (02:03:23):
That's awesome. You'll get one pack of diapers with that.

Speaker 5 (02:03:27):
Yeah, one and a half maybe, well, thank you so much.
Let me play guys. You guys are often looking at
you every day.

Speaker 1 (02:03:33):
Donny, you were amazing, you know what?

Speaker 7 (02:03:34):
And straight in eight you found a great, great, a
great contestant in Donnie.

Speaker 1 (02:03:38):
Thank you. I take full credit of time right now
you can't. I should congratulates daddy.

Speaker 7 (02:03:44):
What is this from starring our friend Donnie? All right,
hold on much second, Donne. One hundred and thirty dollars.

Speaker 1 (02:03:48):
Is all the way.

Speaker 23 (02:03:49):
That was great.

Speaker 8 (02:03:50):
That was awesome.

Speaker 1 (02:03:51):
Gandhi, thank you so much. That was cool.

Speaker 3 (02:03:53):
We're so welcome.

Speaker 8 (02:03:54):
Oh my gosh, every time I hear the Jurassic Park music,
I get teary eyed. It just does think to me
every time I love it.

Speaker 12 (02:04:05):
That is so stupid.

Speaker 4 (02:04:06):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (02:04:12):
All right, we are done, but we're coming back. Don't
you worry until next time.

Speaker 7 (02:04:16):
Say peace out, everybody, peat everybody,

All Episodes

Episode Transcript

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND News

Follow Us On

Hosts And Creators

Elvis Duran

Danielle Monaro

Skeery Jones

Froggy

Garrett

Medha Gandhi

Nate Marino

Popular Podcasts

Two Guys, Five Rings: Matt, Bowen & The Olympics

iHeartOlympics: The Latest

Milan Cortina Winter Olympics

.css-15opob5{left:0;position:absolute;top:0.8rem;} All Episodes

.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}FULL SHOW: The Day We Realized Everyone’s a Little Unhinged