FULL SHOW: The Day We Talked HOAs

Intern Nicole guesses our ages. We consider what it's like to have pretty problems. Plus, how's your HOA treating you?!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Right, you put it on the turntable. He put the
needle on it. That he was the man of the hour, Elvis,
no better way to wake up?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Keep me going throughout every morning every day?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Right?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Do you stands for a disc jockey? My mind is
a blow?

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Right?

Speaker 5 (00:28):
Oh my god, you're gonna.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Just woke up. I'm gonna crank this mother of to hie.

Speaker 6 (00:38):
Right, well, this is Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
You guys are crazy. You're doing the song another another
moment during the song, and all hell breaks loose. So
we're talking about how old you are versus how old
you look? In turn? Who was it that came in
with Nicole? Came in? He staty? So hi and turn Nicole?
So you you thought you would waltz in and just
start guessing people's ages? Or did someone ask you to

(01:05):
do that?

Speaker 7 (01:06):
Somebody?

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Yeah, somebody asked me to ask Trump to guess Trevor's age?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
So hold on, hold on. So Trevor is a friend
of ours who produces Jim Kurry down the hall. We
love Trevor anyway, So Trevor walks by and you guess
his age? How'd that go?

Speaker 5 (01:22):
It didn't go well? I guess forty five, and he's
not forty five. It's not even close. I don't think.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Well, how is Trevor thirty five? Yeah? Oh god, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Yeah, he has two little kids, so you know, sometimes
you have a bad night.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, And Nicole, keep in mind, you know these hours
we drag our asses in here. I mean, we're we're
still waking up from last night. That's right, that's why.
Well tell tell Internicole your point. Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:48):
So my point is I could see her making that
mistake with Trevor because Trevor is here early in the
morning a lot of times. He's got two little kids.
He doesn't sleep that much. I'm like, well, you know,
when you're tired, you age minimum ten years, maybe fifteen,
scariest case, even more than twenty five.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Exactly.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
No, there's a swing of like a year or two,
maybe a couple of years. And by the way, she
was pretty spot on with her she really was when
she guessed it.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Well, you know, and when you're my age, you know,
people say, hey, how old are I'll tell them and
they'll go, okay, I can see that. So I guess
I'm probably age appropriate and I don't care. It doesn't
bother me. Right, Yeah, but Nicole, how old are you?

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Twenty? Yeah? I just turned twenty, so she.

Speaker 9 (02:32):
Guessed my age like pretty much spot on.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
But but tell everyone what you told for him. Go ahead. Yeah,
this is where this is where it all slid down.

Speaker 10 (02:40):
That if you catch me on like a Friday or
Saturday night, when I'm well rested, fully showered and shaved,
which I'm not right now, you'd mistake.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Me for a forty year old.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Absolutely knocked off because it's a Friday night.

Speaker 10 (02:59):
If I got if I got a fresh cutget it, man,
I look at myself in thirties.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
You know you got Okay, Okay, to be honest, you
do not. You do not look like you're in your
thirties at all. No, I'll die on this hill.

Speaker 8 (03:13):
Was scary because you know what a good Saturday night,
I've rested, I got a good, nice clean pressed shirt
at the bar.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
To be honest, to what to what you said? I
mean most mornings when you drag it, you you look
like you died on a hill.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
But it's a low liit bar too, like to someone
who cannot see that you look forty.

Speaker 9 (03:34):
I'm just telling you it's a state of mind.

Speaker 11 (03:36):
Too.

Speaker 10 (03:37):
I've got no wife, no kids, no stress, no anxiety,
no mileage.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
Scary. But now in the morning, I like a lot
of times.

Speaker 9 (03:44):
I look like hammered hell. We all look like hammered
hell in the morning.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
You know, specially speak for yourself.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
I don't know. I think Danielle and Gandhi they don't
look like hammered hell in the morning. They look awesome
in the morning. Don't speak for them anyway. I just
think it's pretty fun. So keep in mind, Nicole, you
are coming from the point of a twenty year old, right, Yeah,
we see as you get older, I tell you, you
see to me, you look younger than twenty.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
Really, yeah you do?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah you do.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
How do I look?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
I mean, you look like you're in you're below twenty.
I don't know. Somewhere down there, I was at.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Eighteen, okay, okays, the same age as my son, my oldest,
because my oldest is nineteen.

Speaker 12 (04:23):
All right.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
But then there are some like I'll go to visit
some friends who have college kids whatever, and I'll go, oh,
my god, your daughter she's well, she's she's she's out
of college, right, No, no, she's a freshman. And they
look older. I mean because it's just fashion and the
way people do the makeup and hair these days. I mean,
you look older than twenty year olds looked when I

(04:44):
was younger. Does that make sense? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Yeah, like little kids, like seven year olds, they look
like they're fourteen. It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Some of them wear making up and a little top thingy.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
I am completely aged blind. I can't tell at all.
There was an intern we had who I thought was
in her forties. Nope, I don't know. She was like nineteen.
I don't know anything about anything. I can't tell. But
what I can tell you is on a Friday night,
scary does not look ten years younger. And a Tuesday morning,
we're gonna test this out.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Oh god, okay, good. Why how are we testing them?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Do we have to? Okay, we'll test it.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
I told you how I test I test out that
I'm doing, okay, is when I go to the boardwalk
in the summer, I go to the Guess my age game.
If the Guess my Age game says five years or younger,
I'm like.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
I'm going you go to some drunk carnee on the
boardwalk to tell you how did you look?

Speaker 11 (05:37):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
It makes sense? Well, you know, and Scary does have
a good point. I mean, if you're feeling good, you're
feeling energetic. There's a little bounce in your steps that
you don't have when you're tired, like we are now
the same way. I get that. I don't know. Gandhi's
is smirking.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
This is inanity. I made people run in here to
listen to this nonsense because I was like, I can't
be the one, and Nate's over here. Nate will encourage anything,
any crazy statement.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Date's like, oh, grew, I agree, scary spot on, you know,
on a good on a good night.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
I'm in my twenties.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
You think you look like Nicole?

Speaker 8 (06:11):
I think I could look like her one of her
co students where they co ed's students.

Speaker 9 (06:16):
I could look like one of her people in her class.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
Peers.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, peers. Yes, you may look like one of her
peers who's in rehab.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
Maybe you guys are losing your eyesight.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
There is that. Yeah, anyway, it is how you feel,
you know, if you're rested. I see how that takes
age off here because you have different energy. It's about
your energy.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
Really, Friday eleven years Okay, I.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Think that's a bit much.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
I think it's so much alcohol I've consumed, and then
I look at him.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
That's fair, you know.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, there's so many factors, there, so many moving parts.
As they say, oh my god, this is all right.
Well and turn Nicole, thanks for coming in and stirring
up the craft and we appreciate it. Anything else you
want to talk about that insults the old people.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
It's just it's awesome.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
I like this text. You guys spend way too much
time at bars with drunk people guessing people's ages. What
are you doing?

Speaker 5 (07:07):
Seriously? Who cares if you feel young, you have a
good time, whatever, whatever.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
I will tell you you get to a point in
your life where you just don't care anymore. And it's
not not for bad reason. I think it's good. I
think if you care too much and you're worried about
what people think for your age goes, are there other
things you should be focusing on other than that. That's
why I never understand when people, Okay, I can't celebrate
my birthday this year, I can't turn thirty, really right,

(07:37):
there's nothing you can do about it, exactly. Well, yeah, dead,
at least when you die, you're kind of freezing time, right,
I don't know. Uh yeah, gandhi.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
So I actually read that celebrating your birthday makes you
age a little bit more than not celebrating your birthday.
That if you don't celebrate your birthday's kind of a
biohack because you're not telling yourself that you're getting older.
You haven't celebrated it, you haven't marked the occasion, so
you just kind of keep coasting. I don't know it's true,
but I read it.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Well, okay, interesting, it's interesting. I don't know, because a
birthday is just a day of the year. Your age,
Your age changes by the hour. You know, you can't
stop it. What can we stop? Yaw. You can moisturize
your face, you can exercise, drink more water. You know,
there are things you can do, Like right now, I'm
trying to eat more protein. I'm here, I'm eating shrimp

(08:23):
for breakfast.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
I can see that you.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Can give me smell my shrimp from nice shrimp from
Metropolitan Seafood. But I'm dipping it in sickingly sweet Peter
Luger sauce, which is lots of sugar. It's like it's
like eating a stack of pancakes. Well, I'm doing my
part anyway. Anyway, So go out, have a bump in
your staff, have a bounce in your step. Whatever. You know,

(08:49):
If you just think of yourself as just feeling a
little better today than yesterday, then you're edging out. You're good.
You're good, and turn the cold stay out of the room.

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(09:32):
Scary are you complaining about over there? Something happened with
your friends that annoyed you this weekend.

Speaker 10 (09:36):
So on Saturday night, my girlfriend and I went out
with another couple whom he hadn't seen in a long time,
and we.

Speaker 9 (09:41):
Was gonna be a great night out.

Speaker 10 (09:42):
We were going to do dinner followed by drinks afterwards,
and they left their kids with the grandparents. Halfway through
a dinner, one of the kids starts blowing up mommy
and Daddy's phone.

Speaker 9 (09:52):
Back and forth, Mom, I can't.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Sleep, Mom, I don't.

Speaker 10 (09:55):
Feel goodness, and that they cut dinner short and we're like, okay,
good night. It was like an early exit, and I
felt like I don't want to listen. I don't want
to be selfish, like this was their night out and like.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
I can't sleep, comes home with cake, priority scared.

Speaker 9 (10:15):
But we hadn't seen each other in months and months,
and this was our night to hang out.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
I don't want to be okay, let me give me
a chance. Hold on now, Maybe there is another scenario
you haven't thought about. What's that Maybe their kids called
right on time as they were told to call.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
You're right, save us, save us at this time.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Please, it's operation headache at nine pm. Thank you.

Speaker 9 (10:39):
It just sucks. Can't you believe?

Speaker 5 (10:41):
You mean there maybe their kids going through something and
that's like yeah, and then they.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Want scary scary You have no idea till you're in
the parent shoes, You have no idea, So.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
Shut your mouth.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Scared the night night pose.

Speaker 9 (10:56):
Yeah, but you know you go to sleep. Listen.

Speaker 10 (11:03):
Grandma and Grandpa are in the next room and we
literally had we plan this out and advance for this
reason and they.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Couldn't hear you. They couldn't I hear you. But you
know you're not a parent. You don't understand when it
comes to things like that. It's more than just a
kid who can't sleep. It's deeper than that.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
You never know it could be scared, could have separation, anxiety.
Don't give me that face. I'm gonna come over there
and kick you so far up your ass.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
I want you, I want you to kick it, but
you can't kick me up as ass because his head's
already up there.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Honestly, thank gosh, you're not a parent, because I could
imagine you leaving your kid on the side of the road.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
I got I gotta go.

Speaker 10 (11:38):
I don't want to sound like a douche, but what
your kid control your entire life?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Well, look, I just know, okay, okay, I do understand.
I understand where you think you're coming from. Thank you,
where you need to You need to continue to have
a life, and there need to be boundaries. I totally
understand that. Danielle understands that. But this kid is the
love of your life. It's your life, kid, your world.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
When that child comes along and you don't you don't
know what the surrounding. You know, factors are You're just
going by, Oh, they can't stay for dinner, they gotta leave.
You don't know everything else involved. It might not be
as simple as the kid being.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
And you get into a panic. The grandparents are there.
Maybe there's an interesting dynamic between the grandparents and the grandkids.
You don't Also, you don't look lafe if you will.
If someone calls me and said, hey, your dog Max,
he just jumped off the couch, he's leaning, he's limping
a little bit, his paws, I would leave that dinner.

Speaker 9 (12:30):
Hell, yeah he's hurt. But this kid just put in't sleep.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
We know, we don't know if he's hurt. No, no, no,
hold on in Gandhi. Yes, if a friend of her
call and says, one of the leaves on your ivy
is brown, she will leave that dinner and.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Don't immediately go home. Put some water in that plant,
fix it.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
She'll get home and talk to it.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
I mean, I get like scary if it was just okay,
the kid's scared and you know that that's it. I
understand where you're coming from, but you don't know that
that's it. Like what if this kid has a lot
of anxiety, and the parents leaving really causes this child
to go into a dark place. Who knows, Like, if
you don't know, you gotta kind of just let them live.

Speaker 9 (13:07):
I suppose you.

Speaker 10 (13:08):
Can still just say, don't worry, we missed out on
a whole night of drinks.

Speaker 9 (13:12):
After that we were we want to have a good time.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Guess what if that was the last night you're going
to spend to get together. Because that's not earth exists.
I get it, but it's not it's not.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
Are they listening to this? Are they hearing you? Do
they know that you're saying no because they didn't give
their names out. The kid's scared.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
That kid is scared, and here you are on the
show throwing at your own tantrum a little bit.

Speaker 10 (13:33):
I just it just sucks to me when when the
child gets to control the entire is.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
You don't know that.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
Situation?

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yes you don't, he does. You don't because Scary Scary
lives in his little bubble and that's where he lives.
And that's okay, that's why we love him. He lives
in this very delicate world. Now we have a lot
of people texting who are agreeing with Scary. Obviously, you know.
But you know, I don't know. I'm not a parent.
I'm not even going to pretend to know what Danielle
knows about about this.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Even my kids at the age that they're at now,
most of the time, I can, like, you know, say hey,
mommy will.

Speaker 5 (14:08):
Be home later or whatever.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
But if they have an emergency or if there's something
going on that they need me for, I'm going to
tell you, I'm so sorry, I have to cancel our
dinner plan.

Speaker 9 (14:16):
I agree with the emergency. If it's an emergency, I.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Agree, well to them, it could be an emergency. You
have no right to tell them what the emergency is.
This text here, kick his ass. I Being a parent
is a whole different ballgame from not having a kid.
The kids become your world, and that kid looks at
you for protection and care. And you know what.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
All right, mommysations having spare ribs at the restaurant with Scary.

Speaker 13 (14:44):
I can hear the conversation now, Scary, listen, my child's
in great danger. Do you believe that this is an emergency?
Or do you think I should stay at this dinner
with you? I need you to make that serious.

Speaker 9 (14:56):
All right, You're right I should probably look at this way.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
You probably should.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
No, there's nothing wrong with looking at it from your
point of view, but understanding there's another point of view.
That's all I'm saying. Yeah, I know, I know. It's okay.
Let mom and dad stay at the restaurant and drink
too much to drive and then they can't get home
to the kid who's wailing.

Speaker 7 (15:18):
Crazy.

Speaker 11 (15:20):
Up.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
You're listening to Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 7 (15:24):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
So interesting science? Shall we into science? So an article
out that Nate sent me yesterday. The headline of the
article is scientists find humans age dramatically in two bursts,
one at forty four and one at sixty.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
WHOA really okay?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
You know your molecules are you know, doing their thing.
We are built of molecules. They control this control that
bring oxygen to here and take blood to their so
they say basically in the article, and you can you
can help me out with this? Sure, Nate, around forty
four years old on average gen xers, right, that's when
your molecules go into a big major shift. That's correct, Yeah,

(16:15):
and a shift in a direction that ages you. For
lack of a better term correct, and at sixty you
have another shift. What I'm in my second shift pull,
I'm pulling a double.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
You're in second gear. Let's call it get you down shifting.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Let's god anyway, So what this means is everybody start
with women. Okay. So the reason it's forty four is
because it's kind of skewed because of women, because of
pre menopause, and your body really starts to change on
a molecular level.

Speaker 8 (16:51):
At sixty. You're just getting old, right, like you're. The
way it was explaining this article is you know, your
body just can't do what it used to do anymore,
and it's hanging on by a thread and.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Then it just kind of falls off that. You know.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
I don't buy that. I don't buy that all.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
But keep in mind if use a study, right, it's
a study. But keep in mind two things, two factors
to keep in mind. Number one, all people are different.
Our machines are different from each other's machines. Secondly, there
are ways to slow it down to keep the molecules
moving in the proper direction, and that takes exercise and
diet and drinking less, partying a little less. Whoops, I

(17:31):
gotta start that remind me. But the molecules also are
molecules that affect your thinking, your memory, your your cognitive whatever.
I mean, there's a lot going on in your body.
I mean there's billions of things happening every split second
of your day. These molecules are fed by different means,
they feed off each other. There's cancer rolling around and

(17:51):
they say everyone has a little cancer in them. Everybody
has cancer. Congratulations. So yeah, but the study is pen
I wanting forty four on average in that age group
and sixty.

Speaker 5 (18:02):
And wow the other age group.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
So there you have it.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
Science science.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
So what do we do with this information is a question.
I don't know. I mean, there's really nothing you can do.
I mean, Froggy made a good point. How I mean,
I hate to be negative. I mean, you can't stop aging.

Speaker 8 (18:21):
No, but it's the way you look at it, right,
I mean, I'm just looking at age as I don't feel.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Grown up and am forty four. Right.

Speaker 8 (18:29):
I drove to your party with two of the interns
in Abbey, right, and we had a conversation and they said, well,
thank you so much for that conversation because you treated
us like adults, Like okay, well, how am I supposed
to treat you, well, you're just like a grown up.
You're so much older. But I don't feel grown up.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
I'm forty four. I don't feel like a grown up. Right,
do you feel like a grown up? No? No, no,
I don't.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
I have two kids who are almost adults, and I
don't feel like.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
I think grown ups don't exist, thank you. I just
don't think that's a thing.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
It is a thing. And if you look at someone
as a grown up, that's because there's other factors, like
they're just boring.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
Maybe well, I think you know the term grown up
at least the way I used to look at it
was this person has all their stuff together, they have
all the answers that I need. I can rely on
this person because you look at your parents as grown ups,
I can rely on this person for everything. And then
you reach the age that your parents were and you realize,
oh my god, they were winging it. Yeah, this is crazy,
and we just kind of stay in that zone.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, Frog, what zone are you in?

Speaker 13 (19:29):
I just had a realization the other night that I
am the age right now, almost exactly to the day
that my parents were when I met Lisa, And I'm like, wait,
a second. When I met Lisa, I felt like my
parents were old. Uh huh now, and I'm like, I'm
not old, and I'm like, no, maybe I am old.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (19:50):
It's it's weird. It's all a perception, but I do
feel and I don't know if this is us telling
ourselves this to convince ourselves of how we feel. I
feel like forty nine now is different than forty nine
was twenty years ago.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Well, of course you're gonna feel that because you're forty nine.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
If you watch some older TV shows or movies, it
is not the same. Like the Golden Girls. Yeah, they
were like j Lo's age. Uh huh. It's crazy, crazy, right,
But I've been you know, take it back to Sex
and the City, which wasn't that long ago, but still
a long time ago. Some of the men that they
were like, oh my god, he's so fine. I looked
at that guy. I was like, how old is he?
And they said he was thirty four? Get out of here.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
What was that?

Speaker 5 (20:28):
George Costanzo was thirty thirty four?

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah, exactly. Well, that's we're all different machines, and we're
talking about apples and oranges a little bit we're talking
about scientific physical age versus mentality and this and that,
but here we all are. Yeah, scary.

Speaker 10 (20:43):
When I hear information like this and I see lists
like that, I want to go out and buy a
bunch of skincare products to slow the visual down. Because
physically I feel like I'm twenty seven. I feel like, oh,
the way I should look should be like kind of
like on par with that.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
The wait I thought everyone said to you, scary, how
do you look?

Speaker 1 (21:01):
So they did? They as scary, scary? How do you
look so young? You said that. They they don't say that.
They do.

Speaker 10 (21:11):
Wonder still how I look so young? But that's because
I told you I have no wife for kids. But
the thing is this, though, if I'm visually going to
you know, can't stop time with this list, and it's
gonna happen and the molecules are gonna kick in. I
need to do something well physically for myself.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Okay, you are, you're working out now. I happen to
disagree with the fact that what you said a second ago, Nate,
is it Well, it's time is ticking. There's nothing You're
gonna slow it down? Well, yeah, you can. Now, there
are many many things you can do. It doesn't work
effectively for everyone, but there are things you can at
least attempt to do to slow down your aging process. Right,

(21:46):
and moisturizing your face is a very important thing.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
A lot of times I feel like, unless you get
like a surgical, a lot of its genetics.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Well, yeah, there's a million different things that come into
play in the aging process.

Speaker 9 (21:59):
Right.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
So last night, having dinner with my friend Dana, She's like, so,
where are you in your life? And I said, well,
just turned sixty. She said, what does that mean? I said,
I want to get out. I'm gonna quit my job,
I'm gonna go on a trip, I'm gonna take the dogs,
move to Italy for three months. She just didn't do it.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Yeah, because you're gonna die soon. No, you know, I
don't think don't wait soon.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
But stop telling me I'm not, because that makes me go, Okay,
I'll just wait. Another's twenty five years o r.

Speaker 12 (22:24):
Wait.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
He has a point, because Sheldon and I were talking
about this the other day. How I know a lot
of people can't do it because you know, unfortunately people live,
you know, paycheck to paycheck. But if we all could
retire sooner, than later and try to enjoy it because one,
you don't know what's gonna happen health wise.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
We had somebody in.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
This building who unfortunately was three weeks before retirement and
he passed away and he never got to enjoy it.
My dad, I think he was a year and a
half into retirement. He didn't get to enjoy it and
he passed away. You don't know what's gonna happen. So
if you have the opportunity to retire earlier or enjoy

(23:05):
what you're putting away, I think you should because you
don't know what's gonna happen. You don't know if you're
gonna be healthy, you don't know if you're gonna be
able to enjoy all the stuff.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
And you know, and it's not always in retirement. Yeah,
it's also shifting into a new way to sustain life monetarily.
You don't have to do that rat race thing that
you're doing, sit at that desk in the cubicle every day.
You can make a choice if you can to make
less money and be happier. Yeah, these choices are there.

(23:35):
A lot of experious answer is eating an avocado every
day a lot?

Speaker 5 (23:40):
It's working. Then I'm gonna live forever if you.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
I also think, like a lot of times, like where
we are and what we do for a living, is
how much money you need to spend or your lifestyle.
And if you, just like you said, adjust your lifestyle
a little bit, maybe downgrade a little bit, you can
maybe save a little bit more and you find you
don't need this, that or the other thing you can
do without it, you know.

Speaker 14 (24:00):
What I mean.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Amen, So forty four years old, there's a burst in
molecular change, and then sixty there's a burst. A lot
of people are saying you you may be well that's
yours from away from me, I'm only twenty nine or
I'm only thirty two. Well, it'll get here before you
know it. And preparing for that, either saving money or
saving your skin with hair, with skin products, with moisture

(24:24):
and working out and eating better. You know you pay,
you pay your road a little earlier than some of
us did.

Speaker 8 (24:30):
Someone on the phone, Yes, Sadie's got a comment about Skary.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
Okay, about how young he looks.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Sadie, Hi, Sadie, what's going on?

Speaker 15 (24:39):
Hi?

Speaker 16 (24:40):
I'm I'm flabbergasted. I just said I can't wait to
see over plumped, over filled, scary.

Speaker 9 (24:47):
Over plumped me.

Speaker 12 (24:49):
No, she means like you want.

Speaker 16 (24:50):
To see the high cheek bones. I want to see
the lips that won't yeh.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
She's not talking about She's not talking about plumped as
in your stomach's she's talking. She's talking about, yeah, like
fillers on your face.

Speaker 9 (25:03):
At the time I took the z men in my face.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Your face, you did that to you?

Speaker 9 (25:10):
No organic botox Zman, it starts what it is.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Oh you said, anyway.

Speaker 16 (25:15):
That's not what I heard.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
That's when I heard any But anyway, No, no, uh,
scary She's right. Sadie's right, go out there, you know,
go to get some plumping in your you had to
get some fillers.

Speaker 9 (25:30):
And what I do for raccoon eyes.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Well stop being a raccoon. So, Sadie, how old are you?

Speaker 16 (25:37):
I'm thirty two?

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Okay, you're thirty two. So we're sitting here talking about
what you are approaching. Does it give you food for
thought or you're like, I'll deal with it when I
get there, honestly?

Speaker 16 (25:48):
So, I actually I just had a tumor removed that
I didn't like realize I had for years. Like so
it hits home because I'm going through, like what do
I do to stay healthy? What do I do to
like stay on top with these things?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Right?

Speaker 17 (26:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (26:01):
Because I don't know stay ahead of it.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah yeah, yeah, it's easy to say that, as I
said here, falling behind on physicals and stuff like that.
But well, Sadie, to your health, both mental and physical
and emotionally spiritually, everything you need. We love you, and
thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 16 (26:20):
Oh I love you guys so much. I've been listening
to you guys for I.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Mean, I can't even know.

Speaker 16 (26:23):
I don't even know how long. Forever.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
It's weird. I love you you watch me get old.
I'm okay, real good. Thank you, Sadie, having a good day.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
Okay, you too, thank you. It's just such a bizarre
thing just in general, because at any given moment, every
single one of us is the youngest we're ever going
to be again, but you're also the oldest that you
have ever been. So it's this constant dance all the
time of well I ain't get younger, but also really
not that all like what's going on. It's it's a
very weird place to be. It is every second of

(26:51):
every day.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
What's the alternative If you don't celebrate where you are
and how old you are, what's the alternative, You're going
to be dead. Yeah, if you have a birthday and
you're going to turn whatever, you gonna time to celebrate it,
because you know the old. Like I said, the alternative
is something else.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
It's true. That's why Scary eats a kiwi every day.

Speaker 10 (27:09):
Of course, of course you did, oh please do that?

Speaker 15 (27:16):
Please?

Speaker 12 (27:17):
Hell?

Speaker 1 (27:18):
You rub virgin oil all over your face? Does she
know this?

Speaker 5 (27:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:25):
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Speaker 1 (28:26):
Ah, here I go, you know, the morning ritual, polishing
off some coffee. I just want to caution you don't
go overboard with this caffeine thing. Look, I know we're
all different. Some of us have a different tolerance level
for caffeine, and you know I don't. The question is
how much is too much caffeine? According to this one

(28:46):
cardiologist I was reading about, caffeine consumption is safe up
to a point, especially for people who don't have a
heart condition. And you need to know if you have
a heart condition. But if you don't and you're like
slamming back gallons of java every day, yeah, oh no,
they're saying. I think the a HS, the American Heart

(29:07):
Association in US Food and Drug Administration, they say that
point is usually around three to four cups of coffee
per day for most people, three to four cups per day.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
That's a lot.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
That is a lot, well not for some. I mean
we say that, I mean I usually have a cup
per day and maybe I'll do an espresso in the afternoon.
Ye If I need to like do something other than that,
that's it.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
Diamond, I don't know how many cups of coffee she
has a day. She is a coffee freakazoid.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
We turn around, turn on little jittery girlfriend over there.
So maybe this has explained some of you are erratic behavior,
young lady.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Yes, I keep a coffee in my hand, cold, hot, whatever,
it's good.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Well so they're also saying, you know, in the factors
that you must look at, including your body makeup, is
also the number of cups you have, how strong each
cup is, because you know, different vendors, different places, different
machines will have a different strength of caffeine. Right, I
mean there's a lot you can't really judge. There's no
meters to look. It's not like you're gas tanking your
car as such. But other drinks though you need to

(30:10):
drink like one to if you need to drink one
to three energy drinks, four to five cans of coke
or ten to fifteen cups of green tea, that's the
equivalent of like three to four cups of coffee.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
How much coke.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Four to five cans of coke. But see they're not
I don't think they're including sugar in.

Speaker 9 (30:26):
That seven sugars per coke.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
I don't know. I had an aunt, God rest her soul.
She would drink one of those big, like seventeen liter
bottles of coke every single day. But that's okay. She
balanced it with a carton of cigarettes. So signs you've
had too much caffeine. Maybe you can check these things
off with you. Insomnia, just can't sleep, jitteriness, heart palpitations,

(30:55):
excessive sweating, nausea, and headaches. And I know some people
if they wake up on the weekends and they're not
in routine mode and they don't have their coffee like
they do during the week, they get headaches, they have withdrawal.
I'm not at that point. They say, if you come
to a point where you start having withdrawal symptoms, then
maybe it's something to look at. Yes, Danielle.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
I had a friend in college who was so addicted
to caffeine and coffee that the doctor made her go
off of it and go through the whole withdrawal process.
And she said it was like torture for her because
she was getting the sweats and the jitters and everything
because she was so addicted to it.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Wow, And look at Nate's dad, for instance, who was
a truck driver, a trucker. Yeah, and know we have
a lot of truckers listening to us right now, and
you do everything you can to keep your eyes open.
So how many cups of coffee per day with your
dad drink? His record was thirty eight cups of coffee
in one day?

Speaker 5 (31:51):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (31:53):
Because his day would start at like two am and
he would go until late at night or whatever. But
a lot of times you would sit in the dispatch
room and there's nothing to do, so he just sit
there drinking.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Coffee all day. So he kept to my dad's weird.

Speaker 8 (32:06):
He's like keeps track of everything he eats and drinks,
and he's like, yeah, thirty eight cups one day, and yeah,
so we'll being.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
On the road and not wanting to stop a lot.
I mean, would he just have a big thermist in
the truck and he.

Speaker 8 (32:17):
Would have a thermist, but if you ever looked at
the dash of his truck, there would be empty coffee cups.
Like he would just start stacking the coffee.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
How did he not stop at the bathroom?

Speaker 7 (32:26):
Like everything.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
Say, geezh, he did.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Well, there you go. So as you get up and
you get rolling. Look but you know, then then they say, well,
you know, a certain amount of coffee per day is
actually good for a lot of people. It's good for
you. You know. They also used to say that about wine,
and now they say just one sip of alcohol is
bad for your entire system. They're saying it's poisoning all
of your cells.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
Is that what they're saying now, Yeah, that's.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
What they're saying. Now they're saying. The argument is, and
it's it's been all over the news of late that
any alcohol at all is bad for you and it
does not makes sense to drink alcohol to be healthier. Wow,
I don't know. Uh what up there, Froggy.

Speaker 13 (33:07):
Do you remember there used to be these little pills.
There was a little bottle called no Doze. Oh yeah, yeah.
When my dad liked to drive at night because there
was no traffic on the road, so he would leave
home at like eleven PM, driving from North Carolina to Florida,
he would take almost a bottle of No does Oh god, damn,
he was taking down with coffee. Well, there's an interesting recipe.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
I wonder why Elie is not the picture of health.
I mean you might as well, just like it sounds
like itting fhetamines. I mean he's going for it, seriously,
scary dude. Drink coffee.

Speaker 9 (33:42):
I do.

Speaker 10 (33:43):
I do one cup a day, and I've learned that
you do if you could wean yourself off the cream
and the sugar. Coffee by itself is only five to
black coffee five to fifteen calories.

Speaker 9 (33:53):
That's it. And there's not a whole lot else in
there except for caffeine. And so I could.

Speaker 10 (33:56):
See the health benefits if you don't drown it in
milk sugar.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Well, but we're talking about caffeine specifically. But no, no,
if you add melkin and sugar in there, that's a
whole different ball game.

Speaker 9 (34:06):
I need a little jolt in the morning and then
I'm good. I just have one cup of day.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Yeah, but you know, you go to Italy, and you know,
if you're walking on the streets of your town getting
business done, you'll you'll exit off and off to an
espresso bar six seven, eight times a day and slam
one back. You don't even sit down, you just you
slam it at the counter and go. That's just the
way of life. And like I always say, Italians, I
know they need an extra jolt of espresso to have

(34:32):
enough energy to go to sleep. I mean it's insane,
but you know what, they live longer. Over there they're doing. Okay,
so maybe we need to maybe we need more espresso
in our lives. Well, my DELONGEI loves to spit out espresso.
I finally figure that out. I push this button, espresso
comes out. I never knew.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
So cool.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
I know they're keeping me alive.

Speaker 7 (34:55):
That's weird.

Speaker 6 (34:56):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
I'm sorry, I'm mad, why because this is this list.

Speaker 9 (35:06):
That came out.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
I was so mad. I do it away, trying to
fight it out of the trash can. They came up
with the list of the worst dogs that misbehaved the most.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
Oh so we start yelling out breeds.

Speaker 15 (35:23):
Well, I know you.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Gotta be careful about this because you know, dog owners
are very very protective. Okay, but they said that miniature
snauncers are on the list, and I, oh, here it
is right here. I got here, it was here all over.
Oh yeah, according to dog owners, the most behaved dog
breed is the Labrador Retriever. And the worst dog breed
is the Siberian Husky.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
Yeah, I could see that.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Well, don't say that. There's owners of Siberian Huskies out
there that would have come up here and give you
a piece of their mind.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
I think they would be completely honest about it. Like
one of my best friends owns a husky that thing
ate his house one day, I'm ripped up the couchs
pulled the curtains off the wall, like he would admit. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
So Forbes surveyed five thousand dog owners. That's a lot
two hundred owners of each of the twenty five most
popular dog breeds according to the American Cantle Club Reputable Reputable.
The goal was to come up with a ranking of
the best and worst behaved behaved breeds, pardon me. In

(36:25):
addition to general behavior, they also asked about listening to commands.
Is your dog good at it? Bad at it? Jumping
on people? One of my dogs is a jumper, barking,
begging for foods, trying to escape bad behavior escape so inly,
And the most behaved dog breed was the Labrador Retriever. Also,
rot Weiler was on There is a good behaved dog

(36:48):
shit to you. The Golden Retriever is a well behaved dog.
The German Shepherd, the Boston Terrier, the poodle, the Yorkshire Terrier,
and the bulldog. The least behave breed, according to the survey.
The Siberian Husky. Now here's where big Daddy's ready to
take take some action. Okay, the beagle was second.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
I believe I had a beagle.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
I believe it a misbehaving dog.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
Oh he was a little nutcase, much right. Yeah, but
they're hound dogs, so they're really dominated by their nose.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
The French bulldog they're saying is misbehave the Cavalier King
Charles Spaniel. Really, it's on this list. Dog people who
own them say they are their own dog that they
love is misbehaving them. The Bernese Mountain dog.

Speaker 5 (37:39):
Oh, those things are still prey.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
The Welsh Quirgie, the weeder dog. Oh, doc do.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
I have a friend who trains dogs who says the
one dog he will never train as a dockson. Really yeah,
he said they're sweet and then unpredictable.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
They are unpredictable and they're very territorial. So I mean,
your doctor may love you, but if anyone tries to
get near you, you'll eat their face off. The Australian
Shepherd is on there, but also on the most misbehaving
dog list.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
My miniature Schnauzers, well whoa yours in particular.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
We have two. One of them is the best behaved
dog in the world, the other one is a menace
to society. And yeah, Ollie is Alex the misbehaving one,
and Maxie is me. So anyway, I don't know, it's
so funny how we take these these things so seriously

(38:34):
when you talk about our dogs. I know, we used
to have a guy who worked here. We loved him
very much. He had a dog, a little Westy right, yes,
and that dog would eat your head off. Oh yeah,
but apparently he saw things.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
Yeah, that dog he was on anxiety medicaid. Yeah he was, yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Scary. Actually said, hey, dude, your dog is an a
hole Buttons, Buttons. I was trying not to use names.

Speaker 10 (38:59):
He knows, he knows this is like an old hat
at this point. But he let me tell you something.
He agreed that in his older age he became more docile.
I don't think you should, you know, type cast or
profile the dog by the breed like this list says,
I think each dog has its own individual.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
See again, you've never had a dog?

Speaker 11 (39:18):
I love?

Speaker 1 (39:18):
How scaries it said? So yours? I feel about this.
How many dogs have you had? None?

Speaker 5 (39:24):
Breeds do do sometimes to turn peoples get a bad rap.
They are very very well trained dogs a lot of
times a very sweet and loving. And how are those
not on the list about a hole?

Speaker 1 (39:37):
I don't know, but there's someone out there listening to
us who has was going God, he just called my
dog an a.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
Hole and then their dog probably bit them.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Look, you know it has a lot to do with
the training, and it has to do with the owner,
you know a lot. And uh, I mean huskies can
be like I said, it's number one on the list.
But if if if the trainer, if the owner was
very great at training and persistant and consistent, Uh, they
turn out to be good dogs.

Speaker 17 (40:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
They're worker breeds, so when they don't work, they're like
what to do?

Speaker 1 (40:07):
I know they occupy. Yeah, dogs love to have jobs,
you know. I love Uh go in to some airports.
You see dogs on around because they have dogs out
there to get rid of the geese and the birds.
They have a job dogs love to have something to do.
So if your dog just sits around doing nothing all day,

(40:29):
your dog, you're you're you're really screwing your dog.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
Give your dog a job.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Give your dog a job. Who Nicolette, Hi.

Speaker 16 (40:37):
Nicolette, Hi, Hello lady, Hello lady.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
What kind of misbehaving dog do you have?

Speaker 16 (40:44):
So we had a husky and while we would sleep,
he would take his palls and do like the CPR
mission on our head.

Speaker 7 (40:55):
I love that.

Speaker 19 (40:57):
Okay, Yeah, it was a terror.

Speaker 15 (41:00):
Would eat everything.

Speaker 20 (41:02):
He ate a sock and that was like a huge
fat bill.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
All right, but did you did you know of any
other dog owners that had huskies that weren't as bad
or they you're saying they're all bad.

Speaker 16 (41:18):
I think for the most part, they're all bad.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Oh the Husky the Husky Foundation, just call them. All right,
Do you have a dog now?

Speaker 15 (41:31):
No?

Speaker 16 (41:31):
No dogs?

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Do you miss having do you miss having a dog?

Speaker 11 (41:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Okay, all right, that's fair, that's fair.

Speaker 15 (41:38):
I'm a cat person now.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Okay, cats are good too. I love I'm a love
all serve all all right, Well, thank you, Nicola, have
a great day.

Speaker 16 (41:45):
Thanks, have a great day.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
The people that theyre with huskies going I.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
Love that if you used to beat her about the
face while she was sleeping. My cat.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
My cats beat me about the face when I'm sleeping.
They want me to feed them, so they come over
and they smack me, and I'm like, no, smack, And
then the other one, I swear, the other one looks
a like Freda will look at Diggy, she's.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
Not waking up for me. You want to give it
a try.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
And then the other cat comes up and smacking.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Yeah, I love that. Who's that? That's Brittany right line?
Is you twenty? Hi Britney? Hi Brittany, what's going on?

Speaker 12 (42:20):
Hi? So my mom basically turned my dog into an
a hole?

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Oh no, what now? How did your mom single handedly
turn your dog into an a home?

Speaker 14 (42:29):
So he would like take things he shouldn't have, Like
he would take my pen all the time when I
was doing homework, and.

Speaker 12 (42:35):
To get the pen out of his mouth, she would
give him a treat.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Oh oh okay, well oh yeah.

Speaker 14 (42:41):
So he trained her eats her past off and she'd
be like, oh, take this treet.

Speaker 12 (42:46):
So what do you think you would do all the time?

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Yeah, I'll tell you what. My our good friend Jamie
just she uh trained. She tried to train our dog,
but we never had her over. It was during pandemic.
Long story, but she's a great trainer, she and her husband.
If your dog is stealing your pen, you shouldn't give
it a treat because you're actually rewarding the fact that
you took your pen right not returning it. You know.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
I mean, but aren't they like children.

Speaker 14 (43:11):
Your mom's Italian, so you can't tell her anything.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (43:15):
So she was like, this, this.

Speaker 14 (43:16):
Is my baby, and I was like, like, he's seven
pounds and people are terrified of him.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Yeah, you know, I'm just saying it's like with kids,
like you know, you can't if they whine because they
want something or they act bad, and then you say,
well you can't have that, but you give it to
them anyway. It's the same thing with the animal exactly.

Speaker 17 (43:34):
You know.

Speaker 12 (43:35):
And you want to know what the funny part is.
I'm a kindergarten.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Teacher, you know. H Yeah, Well, thank you and God,
bless you. God, bless your mom.

Speaker 12 (43:46):
So much.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Oh, thank you for listening to us. We appreciate it.
Thank you so much. Tell your mom. He said, Hi, hello,
mel Hi.

Speaker 20 (43:53):
Oh my god, I love you.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Oh I love you. Mel is your dog an a hole.

Speaker 20 (43:59):
He is the biggest a hole. He is a chewini,
which is a dosin in a w or a doaxon
in a mixed He's got the head of a chiuala
in the body of a doxin. And I love that.
He's so cute and his head looks like a little
baby gray seal. I love him. He's sweet, but like

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he's very on edge all the time. So like I'll
be see him by my dogs in the morning and
he'll come up and like he'll act like he wants love,
and then next thing I know, he's glowling at me
and just wants to eat my face, and I'm like, fine,
I want to. But then like he wants to cuddle
at night, and he's always needy, standing at my.

Speaker 16 (44:39):
Feet like pick me up. But like if you go
up to pet him, he's like, I will bite you.
Get away from me.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
I don't know, I do. I love my dog so
much because they don't act like that. If my dog
I like that, I don't know. I don't know what
I would do. I mean I would know, just open
the door and let it go.

Speaker 20 (44:57):
No, it's just when I'm trying to like say goodbye.

Speaker 16 (45:02):
I think she doesn't want me to leave, and he's like,
I'll bite you, don't touch me.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
You got problems over there, I know. But you love
your dog. You love your Chewini, right, I do.

Speaker 20 (45:13):
He was a rescue and he was abused, so he
just deserves lots of love that he's still coming around
after six years.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Well, thank you, Hey, God, bless you mail. Thanks for
listening to us. Can we just take one more? This
is like dog talk. We're doing this again later. Hello,
who's this?

Speaker 14 (45:30):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (45:31):
This is Nix.

Speaker 11 (45:34):
How are you al?

Speaker 1 (45:35):
I'm okay? Is your dog in a hole?

Speaker 11 (45:38):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (45:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (45:38):
Definitely the rescue herd the shelter in October, Tennessee. And
she definitely acts like a chuahwa. She'll be on of
my bed and then she'll just go and be right
next to my face.

Speaker 21 (45:50):
So that's lovely.

Speaker 11 (45:53):
Yeah. Yes, definitely sends her like doggy boot camp or
something and then she like rows at her bull and
nobody's are so love it.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Well, first, first of all, thank you, I mean, that's
a wonderful thing you did by rescuing this this dog.
There are some behavior issues. You really a trainer is great.
They really can they can. If anyone can do it,
they can do it. So let get a chatner in there.
You just held your dog. Oh she's a puppy. Absolutely,

(46:25):
this is the time to do it. Do it now, hurry.

Speaker 11 (46:28):
Oh yeah, definitely have to do it. And the funny
thing is I'm in veterinary school and I can't even
train my own dogs.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Well that's okay, I mean that it takes practice. Thank you,
Thank you for listening. Good luck with you your dog
peeing on you in the bed? Okay, I don't know
what to say that.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
I think I might have told you guys this, But
when my parents first moved to the United States, they
said that the dog culture here almost made them move
back because in India, if you have dogs, you let
them out during the day and they come back at night. Right,
so they weren't trying to escape and do anything crazy.
But here, like they were, like, we'd ring a doorbell
and hear these dogs go crazy, try to run out.
We thought everybody beat their dogs. Not happening.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
I like, just text my yorkey is a complete douche.
All right, Well, look, you know we love our dogs.
I love my dogs, one of them more than the other. Oh,
I call mine the a holes, but I love them.
They're no Can you imagine coming home and not having
them in the house.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
No, No, not at all.

Speaker 6 (47:27):
I look at every single day to you guys.

Speaker 7 (47:29):
Oh hello, lover, you just make my morning writer.

Speaker 13 (47:33):
And I absolutely love your show, Like how amazing is
wet enough?

Speaker 5 (47:36):
Honestly, I've got a big one.

Speaker 7 (47:39):
These guys are hilarious. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (47:48):
Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phones happened.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
So Tris was in the bathroom stall at her office
and the woman in the stall next to her asked
for toilet paper, but Trish was very late for.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
Me, so she just ran out and didn't give them
both toilet paper.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Told her husband about it, and her husband, Jason, has
been making fun of her NonStop, and so he's like,
this is the perfect opportunity to tap her.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
So that's what we did.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Let's do it. See what happens in Daniel's froone tap?

Speaker 5 (48:15):
Hello?

Speaker 7 (48:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (48:16):
Is this you?

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Is this me?

Speaker 17 (48:18):
Who?

Speaker 21 (48:19):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (48:19):
This is Trish?

Speaker 7 (48:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (48:20):
Trish? That's your name?

Speaker 16 (48:22):
What is your name?

Speaker 3 (48:23):
It doesn't matter. What matters is the fact that I
was next to you in the bathroom and I asked
you for a piece of toilet paper and said, you
run out of the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
What the is that?

Speaker 2 (48:34):
How did you get this number?

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Doesn't matter how I got this numbered.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
No, I'm not going to tell you. Well, you know
what I'm.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Gonna tell your No, it's Marcy.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
No, it's not Marcy.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
So where do you work at the phone company?

Speaker 2 (48:47):
At the phone company? What position do you work in?

Speaker 5 (48:50):
None of your business. You work at the phone company.
You know where you work.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
How do you know it's me?

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Because I recognized your shoes underneath the stall?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
You recognize my shoes?

Speaker 5 (48:59):
Yeah, you're the.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Only rich bitch that wears black prod Of shoes to
work every day?

Speaker 2 (49:03):
What are you pesthetic? Are you kidding me? Sorry that
I wasn't able to give you a little piece of
toilet paper, Get over it, Move on with your life
and see how pathetic that is.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
First of all, would have.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Taken you two seconds to pull off a square of
toilet paper and hand it to me under the thing
you didn't have two seconds to help out Another.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Two seconds and I didn't have time to take up
two pieces of toilet paper and give them to you.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
You could have handed me a roll of toilet paper?
Would it take you to like.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Ten minutes of my time by unrolling it, folding it
into little squares, and then handing it to you like
you're some kind of princess.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Don't be stupid. All you had to do is help a.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Sister being stupid, because obviously I'm your superior. If you're
working in the phone company.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
If you needed help and I didn't give you toilet
paper and you had to use your hands, how would
you feel?

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Why don't you just use your underwear?

Speaker 5 (49:52):
You've used your underwear?

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Of course I have.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Everybody has had to do that at one point in
their life.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Let me ask a question after now, let me ask.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
You a question. What do you want me to do
about this? I said, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
No, seriously, Like now I'm like perplexed here, Like what
do you do after you use your underwear?

Speaker 11 (50:09):
Like?

Speaker 5 (50:09):
What do you do for the rest of the day?

Speaker 2 (50:11):
You just stuck around without underwear? You've never done that?

Speaker 3 (50:13):
The first you walk around the office without underwear underneath
your pants.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
The bottom line is, we're wasting time at work. Did
your boss know that you're on the phone with me?
Let me, I would like to speak to him about this.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Why don't I just pack a bag of sweat socks
in my purse, you know, just in case of emergency.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
No, this car goes on a little bit longer. I'm
just gonna trace it right back to you, and i'm
gonna have you fired.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Don't drink a lot of water today because you better
be holding it in, because if I catch you in
the bathroom, hey it.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
I'll mean you in the bathroom. It doesn't matter to me.
It doesn't matter to me because I was the one
who had the toilet paper. I'm the winner in this situation.
You bet I clearly you're superior. You bettering this number
from the phone room.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
You better hold it in all day because when I
catch you in that bathroom, I'm gonna make you drink
the toilet.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
I'm gonna call your boss. He's gonna fire you, and
then you're not even going to be able to afford
toilet paper in your house. As soon as we hang
up this phone, I'm going to trace this call and
your ass is going to be out.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Well, then why don't we call my boss right now?
All right, let's do it, all right, I'll conference him in.
His name is Elvis Duran. This is Danielle Min Harold
from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.

Speaker 21 (51:20):
You got phone tapy, God, Oh my god, it's all right,
and I'm so mad at.

Speaker 7 (51:31):
You be Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 22 (51:37):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 6 (51:41):
The Elvis Oran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
So on Reddit, there's a thread asking people what was
your most horrible experience for being attractive? And the answers
are sort of interesting. First of all, do you guys
want to guess in here, like what could be the
downfall of being attractive?

Speaker 5 (52:03):
People don't like you for your brain or not approachable.
Maybe you're not approachable people make overt advances at you,
like sexually. I don't know. Oh that sounds great, right, Well, okay.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Some of the things on Reddit I saw that were
sort of understandable, like receiving unwonted attention and harassment. Others
say it affects the reputation that apparently, it says. One
woman says, apparently I want everyone's husband. I don't. She said,
I barely want mine. I don't want yours.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
But that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
People don't trust you around their other halves because they
think you're you know, it's your other half that might
go after the hot one.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
That happens even when you're hot. Trust me.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Teachers, teachers who are really attractive, they get harassed by
the husband or wife of you know, the parents. They
come to pick up the kids and they're saying they're
being harassed and see being attractive enough to get head on,
but when you're not interested, they pick out something to
make you feel like crap about so they don't feel

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bad about being rejected. There's that. Okay, let's see. One
comment says, I've met a shocking amount of men who
think if they can get my self esteem low enough,
I'll be into them. It's insane. Well that's awful.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
When people who are your quote unquote friends take every
chance they can to criticize your appearance or anything else,
whatever little crumb of shade they can use to humble you,
I wonder. I don't have any idiot what that feels like.
So anyway, being dropped dead gorgeous, I guess can be
can be a problem.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
Yeah, I guess, so I don't buy this.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Well, I mean, okay, Well, first of all, I don't
think it's their fault. People around them treat them differently sometimes,
but you don't buy it.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Well, here's I think that when the whatever it is
is too much of something good, it's hard to complain
about that thing, like oh, I have too much money,
I'm too smart, I'm too good looking, I'm just too likable.
I mean, come on, you're gonna be okay. You will
be able to.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Rebuild, right, they're saying. Also, when Reddit, you were presumed
to be dumb. It's fascinating how the intelligence bar is
pretty low for attractive people, wrote one user at work positive. Yeah,
well at work, this has turned nasty. At one medical center,
when a good looking female occupational therapist joined a user's team,
they said, coworkers who I previously thought were cool people

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started at a smear campaign against her out of nothing.
When as far as reporting her to the boss for
all kinds of trivial things she didn't do and had
no part of it. Well, you kind of wonder what
the full story is there no offense to the attractive woman.
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (54:41):
I think I could create character flaws because you could
be the You can create a character flawant like you don't,
because then you have a life of yes, where everything
is handed to you and you don't try hard. In life,
you may not try hard because everything is given to
the hot person. So you may travel through life on
street and not realize that you've developed issues of your own.

Speaker 9 (55:05):
Does that make any sense? Makes where?

Speaker 21 (55:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:08):
No, I hear you. Absolutely everything's handed to you on
a silver platter.

Speaker 10 (55:10):
So maybe you don't study as hard, Maybe you don't
try and achieve for the better job it was, it's
just handed it's just given to you.

Speaker 9 (55:17):
Maybe you don't try hard in bed?

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Well you know, like, well.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
Okay, is that true? Because you're hot and you don't
try in bed?

Speaker 1 (55:27):
I just lay there. Wow, sounds fun. I don't know.
You know, I've been with very attractive people for many
times in my life, and I my my level of
expectation for them is justice as anyone else. Seriously, No,
because that's a that's a whole different playing field, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (55:48):
I think?

Speaker 17 (55:48):
So.

Speaker 5 (55:48):
I also think once you're in a relationship with somebody,
you get to know somebody or work with somebody, the
looks wear off pretty quickly and you get to know
that person for who they really are. Maybe they'll get
more attractive if they're amazing or less ATTRACTI if they're not.
I think it's just sort of a foot in the door.
But then you have to do something with it. Yeah, yeah,
you know what.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
To that point, I think it's interesting how if you're
sort of flirting with someone who's very attractive, you flirt
a little faster. You maybe you ramp it up a
little bit. I don't know, because it's kind of playful.
But back to the bed thing, Nate. If I'm in
bed with you and the lights are off and you're
boring me, it's like you think, I'm just gonna turn
it on the light so I can just look at
you and like like you again, Yeah, hold on, wait, yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
I'm bored.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Hold let me turn the light on. Ah there you're
yeah there, turn it off. Maybe controversial.

Speaker 8 (56:32):
The more attractive you are, the less you have to try,
because it's just it's just bull crap. No, because you know,
the person that's with the more attractive person, you already
kind of got something extra in the fact that they're attractive, so.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
They don't have that. You're saying that the act of
sexual whatever is better because they look better. Well, I'm
not saying it's better.

Speaker 8 (56:54):
I'm just saying it compensates for the fact that the
person's uh, you know, not doing anything, the fact that
they're really attractive.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Like I feel like, if you're a ten, you could
just lay there. Wow, if you're no, because I've been
with some tens and no, that didn't last more than
a date.

Speaker 8 (57:10):
Yeah, well exactly. But the fact of the matter is
you got him in bed.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Wait don't you remember we had that he was so hot,
this actor that came up. I remember his name and
I'm not gonna say damn. And he was so beautiful
and then he started talking and.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
We were like, oh my gosh, he's so stupid.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
You still wanted to sleep with him?

Speaker 17 (57:27):
Right, We didn't.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
His attractiveness went down a lot because I was like,
oh my gosh, you can't even have a conversation with
this guy.

Speaker 9 (57:35):
It's a downfall.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
So it was a downfall. So I don't know what
the hell you're talking about.

Speaker 21 (57:39):
Me.

Speaker 10 (57:39):
Super attractive people don't have to develop their full personality that.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
You know what? No, no, no, you see the flaw.
There is not them, it's you and how you perceive
them as people. You're the problem. It's how you. You're
perceiving them to be better than those who are not
as attractive. That's on you, that's not them. I'm ugly.

Speaker 9 (57:57):
I gotta try harder.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
I know you're not exactly splash should.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Make a splash. I don't know. I mean, I think
you know. When it comes to the world of attractive
versus not as attractive, it's two different parties at play here.
It's not just the person who's attractive. Yeah you know,
I mean you know, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (58:20):
I think I can get you somewhere, but it won't
get you everywhere.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
No, and keep in mind this article, where was really
asking the people who felt they were attractive what was
bad about it? Right, Like, what is awful about your
life because you're attractive? Or maybe the question should have
been because you feel as you if you're attractive, because
there's a difference.

Speaker 5 (58:40):
That's a good one too. We should have interviewed Nate
for this. He would have had a lot of answers.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
No, please, he's full of crap experts, and you are
an expert at whitt whit tell me coming up with
old words that granddad dad used to use. We had
a we had an email going back and forth with
someone in the company, and Nate said, thanks for all

(59:06):
those ideas.

Speaker 5 (59:07):
We're going to noodle on those first few back to you.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
And you know what, everybody knew what I was talking about, noodle.

Speaker 5 (59:12):
I never heard that before.

Speaker 8 (59:14):
You know what I'm talking about though, Right, well, we
can assume think about it from the context.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
You used your noodle to know what I was talking about. Right,
it doesn't matter. Okay, back to this. Do you have
someone on the phone and someone talking to hang it.
We're trying to get them hanging See if you were
more attractive, you would have had it done well. If
they could see me over the phone, they definitely pick
up this text is calling bs. My fiance and I

(59:41):
are both attractive, and trust me, we go all in
in bed. Okay, I'm not saying that. Once we say
one thing about one person, that means everyone who's attractive
lives that rule. And you know better than that. Don't
get defensive. Being defensive on text is very telling.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
Just saying makes me chuckle me too.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
I mean, look, you know, do you go full throttle
in bed because you're attractive? I mean, you can be
attracted to people who I don't know here's the thing
about being attractive, It's it's different for everyone. And I mean,
you're you're what's attracted for you may not be attractive
to me. Alex and I we have definitely have different
types totally.

Speaker 9 (01:00:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
I think about that all the time. Where there are
people who come in and everyone's like, oh my god,
that person's so hot, Oh my god. And I just think, yeah,
because this isn't ask for every chair, not what they say.
It's true, there's a chair for every ask Yeah, Like personality,
I don't know. Personality makes such a huge difference. I
think people who are funny and witty are so hot.

(01:00:40):
Tony Stark, That's that's why Danielle and I love him
the best.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Oh no, I'm with you? Is there sooney? It would
look like they're working diligently to get someone on the air,
but I see nothing because no.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
One's answering the phone. They're texting in but.

Speaker 9 (01:00:53):
I don't want to talk.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Hot people don't want to talk answer the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
I don't answer my phone. I'm so hot for that phone.
Can't do it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
But you know, hotness it fades too, guys. You know,
if you can get sick over the years, are you
bald You do this, you do that, you gain weight?
What are you not going to want to be with
them anymore because they're you know, they're not hot. If
they at least have a good personality and you have
fun with them, at least you got something.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Seriously, well, see the list. The list you just made
means you're not hot? Is in your in your mind? Yeah,
balding gaining weight? You're not hot.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
No, But I'm just saying, like, you know what I mean,
you're not going to stay like this godlike person for
all your life. Crap happens and people, you know, go
down hill happens everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Oh I amen, honey, I know. Okay, look at nature.
I mean, we watch the nature shows. You have this
crazy colorful bird out in the middle of you know,
New Guinea or wherever. I don't know where they are,
you know, just got jumping around and getting the attention
of other birds for mating reasons. Well, okay, so let's
say you you keep your hair perfect, you wear really
nice clothes, you take care of yourself in your look,

(01:01:59):
and you smile and and then you have a great
demeanor and you're fine whatever. What's the difference between that
and that bird. You know that's attracting other birds. You're
attracted initially, initially from the surface stuff because you don't
know them inside.

Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
Right. It gets you in the door exactly, doesn't keep
you there, right. You got to do other stuff once
you have that foot in the door to keep keep
it going. But some people don't. Some people don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
These want arm candy, they don't give them.

Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
I wonder how that works out.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
I wouldn't think that would last very long.

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
But you know, Nate, do you have someone?

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Can we go? What line?

Speaker 16 (01:02:34):
Take?

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Courtney? On line twenty? She actually agrees with me? Really okay? Yeah,
I love how you Courtney. He spent half an hour
looking for a call, but he waited for the only
one that would agree with him. What's up, Courtney? What's up?

Speaker 17 (01:02:49):
Yes? I'm not the attractive person, but I have a
dated attractive man. And unless they started talking and started
sounding as absolutely stupid, there looks good compensate for behavior
or not poor behavior, but poor actions in the bedroom.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Okay, Well where do they get? Hear of them? I mean,
where are they now?

Speaker 9 (01:03:07):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
Who knows?

Speaker 16 (01:03:08):
Because I'm far from them.

Speaker 9 (01:03:10):
I'm in the whole other.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Stated there you go. That's my point. I mean, if
their looks helped move them along, even if they were
lacking in other areas well, you still obviously didn't love
what you had because you didn't keep them. You got
rid of them because you were smart.

Speaker 17 (01:03:25):
Well, you know, I was young and he was attractive,
and that's all.

Speaker 16 (01:03:29):
I was really thinking about was his looks.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Okay, not even.

Speaker 17 (01:03:32):
Keeping them as long time.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
But would you do that now?

Speaker 9 (01:03:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Not at fifty fifty for a woman fifteen is still hot. Man,
you got it going on, don't. Don't give that up
quite yet. But I'm trying to figure out how she
agrees with you, Nate, I'm not seeing the connection. Well,
the guy didn't have to try that hard, I think
that's the point.

Speaker 20 (01:03:52):
No, he did not.

Speaker 17 (01:03:54):
He was he was attractive and young, and my friends
were jealous. So I was like, well, okay, they don't
have to know that, well his snipper is a little
smaller or he's not all that great.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Than this, Right, they don't have to know. But you
were at a stage in your life where it didn't matter.
You weren't looking for the long term, were you You were
looking for that exactly fun? All right? But Nate. So, Nate,
you got a small snipper. I don't have to try
that hard. So there you go. Obviously obviously you don't.

(01:04:26):
Well look, thank you for listening to us, Corney. It's
a pleasure speaking with you and I and I love
that you're listening to us. I love people with your
spirit and yours punk out there and you need your energy.
Thank you so much. Have a good one you too.
There you go. No, yeah, when I was in college whatever,
sure we always went for the hot ones. Absolutely because

(01:04:46):
I was hot in college. No problem.

Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Those days are done stopping, goodbye.

Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
But it just all goes back to people being like fruit,
where everyone's going to shrivel up a at some point
it's going to happen. What is the flavor that you
leave behind? That's the important part.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Grapes and raisins. There they are. I'm sorry, was that funny?

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Tipping is something we've just been doing all these years.
It was around long before us. They'll be here long
after we leave. But for some reason, tipping people are
talking about it. As a matter of fact, new info
is out saying a lot of waiters, servers at restaurants
say tipping is down lower than it used to be,

(01:05:54):
and also in other sectors, I mean people who cut
your hair, people who wait on you at the coffee places.
They're saying that overall tipping is about the same or lower.
For some reason, people are getting fed up with all
the sign to say, hey tip here, tip there, Yeah,
tip us. Now you've seen it in the news, right
a gone dawn read the news like me, everybody. I mean,

(01:06:16):
it's like it's a it's a conversation. Why is that
all of a sudden? Is it going on?

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
Well? I think one, because now everybody asks you to
tip for everything, even when you order something online there's
a place at a tip. Why would I ever do that?
But also the cost of everything is going up in general,
which means you're paying more than you're expected to tip
a percentage on the cost it's going up. So everything's
just so much more expensive, and people are I think

(01:06:41):
everyone's getting fatigued of doing this.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Is this where And a lot of people say that
this is what it could be because there's no cost
of living increase with wages. Therefore, owners of these businesses,
when I make up the difference by making us pay
in gratuity.

Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
Exactly, And a lot of the big corporate generations have
plenty of money to pay their employees more, but they
want us to pay them. And everyone's managed to struggle
out here. You know what the worst.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Part is when you get to the register and you
know it's in there for you to tip, like if
you want to give extra and they.

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
Flip the screen around.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
And they're like looking directly at you, and you feel
like an ass if you don't put a tip in.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
You know, well, don't you want to tip?

Speaker 21 (01:07:23):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
I mean, yeah, let's stop burning down the castle here.
I'm just asking a question, Daniel, what do you not
want to tip?

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
So, like, if I'm at this convenience store and I'm
just buying something at the convenience store that I would
always buy and they flip around the registered thing to
show me that you can add a tip. I'm like, well,
why am I? I went into the store and picked
out the item. You're ringing it up just like you
always did. Like, why am I all of a sudden
tipping you. You're not going above and beyond to help
me out with anything. You don't even give me anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
I wouldn't mind hearing from someone who works at a
convenience store or a grocery store where there's tipping available,
Like what do you think about that? If we don't
tip you, is there an issue? Because this is a
relatively new thing tipping in those places. I mean usually
the only extra money that's left at a convenience store
is like give a penny, take a penny that was
right there. But you know, when it comes to great

(01:08:19):
service at a restaurant, you know what, absolutely overtip as
a matter of fact, right, Sometimes we went to a
restaurant the other night. They still haven't put the charge
through because they don't believe I tipped that much.

Speaker 5 (01:08:30):
Quite a nice but you know, it's go ahead. It
seems like we're just getting got from every angle we
possibly can, Like you use a credit card, there's a
fee you take a step outside your house and breathe air.
There's a fee. You want to pay a bill. There's
a service charge to pay the bill. Like, I'm tired
of it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Yep, what up? Frog?

Speaker 13 (01:08:48):
Like further with Gandhi said, you go to a restaurant,
I'm just scariy as brought this up before. You look
on the bottom of the bill and now there's a
kitchen appreciation fee, Like what is that? And if it's
almost like you're paying the salary, you have the people
in the kitchen, not the employer, and then they want
you to tip on top of that, It's like there's
just a lot and chances are a lot of times
some people will just tip on the numbers. Let's say

(01:09:10):
you get your bill and it's eighty dollars. You just
double it your tip twenty percent. So now you're sipping
into your tipping sixteen dollars. But if you double, now
you're tipping on the kitchen kitchen appreciation fee as well.

Speaker 10 (01:09:21):
If you're not, you're paying your salary. At some point
you have to. It crosses a line. It's like, wait
a second, the manager and the people who run this place,
you're supposed to pay the salary for the people in
the back right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
Okay, The thing is is, I don't want us not
tipping the kitchen appreciation fee to make it seem like
we don't appreciate the kitchen. We do. We do. But
everyone has to agree, even those who working in that situation.
I'm assuming they must agree that, yeah, this is a
newer thing and it is kind of well, it's a
big question mark floating around, like why are we doing this?

Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
It's correct. Don't even get me started on delivery services.
Oh my gosh, they charge them to what your order.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Yeah, talk about it, Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:10:01):
So I mean, like Danielle and I, there's a place
that we will get breakfast if they deliver it to us.
It was about twenty five dollars a person. When I
went to the actual restaurant and got that food myself,
I got like four meals for that price, So you're
already charging me more. Then there's whatever service fee is involved.
Then there's like a delivery fee on top of it,
and then they want you to tip on top of that.

(01:10:22):
I will always tip, but man, on.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Instacart, there's also a heavy order fee. So like if
I order of water bottles or like something like that,
I gotta pay extra heavy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
Well, hold on, Scotty is in the middle of chewing
a banana, as he always said, Yeah, Scotty, you you
actually do you still do instacar? Do you still deliver?

Speaker 22 (01:10:41):
It's not worth it anymore? But I still look for orders. Yes, okay,
well for backup? Why is it not worth it anymore?

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
What happened?

Speaker 22 (01:10:47):
Well, for one thing, they pay a lot less now.
It was so much money during COVID. It's a lot
less now. Like they want you to go shopping for
fifty items and drive twelve miles and they pay you
like eleven dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
It's insane. So what about this heavy grocery fee? Do
you do you find that justified because you're the one
has to carry those heavy water bottles.

Speaker 22 (01:11:05):
Yes, and I look for those orders because if they
order four cases of water, they charge the customer more,
and they pay me more because it's a heavy item.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
I know. But do you think it's worth it? I
mean for me, you be paid more to carry? Well, okay,
should you In all instacart delivery people get paid more
to deliver heavy items? Absolutely? No, yes, because what my.

Speaker 3 (01:11:25):
Amazon guy doesn't get paid any more to deliver a
heavy box than he doesn't get it paid to deliver
small box.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
A good point, Danielle, you preach.

Speaker 22 (01:11:32):
I mean, look, it's more trips from the car to
the house. You gotta go back and he gets six
cases of water?

Speaker 5 (01:11:37):
Is it from the house to the car? Which time?

Speaker 22 (01:11:39):
If you've got six cases of water, you got to
make six or seven trips.

Speaker 5 (01:11:42):
I agree with the heavy I actually agree with the
heavy flat. I live in an apartment building, so they're
pulling up on a bike or however it might have
to bring it in.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
I think it'should be a case by case scenario.

Speaker 22 (01:11:52):
But the thing is the thing with instacart is as
a shopper you can see what the tip is going
to be before you take the order.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
So if it's a cheap ass, don't take it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
And I always tip well for the instacar drivers. And
my favorite is when it's a bad weather day and
it'll come up, Hey, bad weather in your neighborhood, tip
more so that they come out and they take care
of you, and you know it's bad weather, so they
you know they're out there in this weather and they're
getting rained on like all these things come up, like, okay,
guilt me into more money.

Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Fine, well, look again, you know, when I think of tipping,
the first place I think of is a restaurant, right
for sure? And again I will And you know what,
I always was a great tipper, but during pandemic, I
became a bigger tipper, you know. But it's subsided a
little bit, but it's still good. But there's all these
other things, like tipping online. I order something online and

(01:12:41):
they expect a gratuity. I don't understand that, but I'm
hoping and wishing someone would explain that to me from
their point of view. Is there in that position?

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
I feel like though at this point, if we're gonna tip,
certain people like that are in the back preparing things
or this, that and the other thing, why not tip
when you order because they have to prepare that order
and put it in the box and ship it out.
Least it kind of is the same thing at least
with a.

Speaker 10 (01:13:04):
Tip, though it's optional and you could like erase it
and change it. But some of these fees that are
tacked on you have no choice in the matter, Like
what these hotels that still charge COVID convenience fees, COVID
clean fee.

Speaker 5 (01:13:16):
By the way, they still don't do that. They don't
even clean your room. They can get towel that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
I don't want to pay a COVID convenience anymore. I
don't want to clean your room. You may have COVID.
Wait a minute, I'm gonna charge you a COVID convenience.
I'm not gonna say charging leprosy. It's leprosy. Well anyway,
So look, I know we're bitch in a moment about it,
but this has been a big story of late and

(01:13:44):
people are getting tired of being expected to cover expenses
that maybe someone else should be paying.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
You know, if you don't and beyond for certain things,
I have no problem giving you extra money at all,
because you want to take care of those people. But
if you're just like he's at the convenience store and
you're just ringing up my item, I don't understand that.
I don't understand that you don't even give me a bag,
like I'm saying anymore, you don't even put it in
a bag.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Exactly, you can't have a bag because that cost another fee.
And if you haven't, then if you do have a bag,
it's gonna kill wildlife. I don't know a whole I
Carry online twenty has something to say. Uh, let's do it. Hello, Carry,
what's going.

Speaker 15 (01:14:23):
On any guys?

Speaker 11 (01:14:25):
What's up?

Speaker 17 (01:14:26):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Just talking about we're bitching and moaning about tipping, even
though you do agree carry there are some people who
deserve gratuity, without doubt. We're not arguing that. But what
did you want to talk about?

Speaker 15 (01:14:37):
Totally?

Speaker 11 (01:14:38):
No, I'm with you, guys, because I'm on both sides
of it. So I like to be a great tipper,
but I also deliver for like Instacart and Uber East.
So I live in North Jersey and I was doing
Uber East for a bunch of years.

Speaker 19 (01:14:49):
Last year.

Speaker 11 (01:14:50):
I started doing Instacart right before the summer, so really
just about a year ago. And one of my first
orders with somebody with a bunch of cases of water,
about a bunch of cases the water, and then additional watermelons,
multiple watermelons, My.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
God, watermelons and water.

Speaker 11 (01:15:05):
That's a lot of water, yes, and regular groceries. I
get to the house and I'm not kidding you. I'm
in North Jersey on the side of a mountain. So
it's about thirty steps from where your car is to
the front door, like steps like stairs, not steps.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
Yeah, did you a good tip?

Speaker 11 (01:15:25):
No, No, it isn't a great tip. I mean, like
Scotty said, you do get to look and see before
you take it. So I mean you kind of know
what you're getting into. And if it's something like that,
you know, sometimes into car uber they're making up the
uh you know, the other end of it. So they're
paying a little more when.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
They know that. But I mean it sounds like you
just sounds like you just described you just described Danielle's house.

Speaker 15 (01:15:48):
No, I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:15:49):
That many steps.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
But what I'm saying is like a cage like that,
then I would say they should definitely add that heavy tax.

Speaker 5 (01:15:56):
But if it's a simple way just like.

Speaker 11 (01:15:59):
Yeah, yeah, just a regular or so. I'm just saying,
if I lived in that house and I knew somebody
was going to carry all of that up thirty stairs
to my front door, I feel like I'd be very
very generous with my tip.

Speaker 5 (01:16:12):
Yes, I agree with that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
Scary. What was the text about Panera?

Speaker 10 (01:16:16):
They say that Panera cashiers are now vocalizing would you
like to tip? Apparently, I mean, I don't know what
if it's going on around the country.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
But according to this texture, they don't ask for tips now,
but that.

Speaker 5 (01:16:28):
Would make me feel guilty if I did.

Speaker 9 (01:16:30):
Yes, of course I'm gonna give you a tip.

Speaker 13 (01:16:31):
Ask r.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Wait, you should give it tip. You should give a
tip without being asked. You give a tip because you
wish to give a tip.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
Yeah, But if you're if like we said, if it's
right in your face and they're like, can you give
me a tip? Or they flip that thing around and
it's like here it is, what are you gonna tip?

Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
You can't just not tip. You look like a dumbass
in your face.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
You feel obligated, right, all right, Carrie, thank you so
much for your call. Have a great day. If you
were here, I would give you a shiny dollar bill.

Speaker 16 (01:17:00):
Oh you're the.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Best you Yeah, take care. Line nineteen is Stella. She
gets asked to tip for buying merch at concerts. Really,
so you go to a concert Stella, and they want
to charge you fifty five dollars for a T shirt
and they want you to tip them as well.

Speaker 15 (01:17:18):
Yes, like the merchants expensive and anos it's so ridiculous.
I'll buy a hat for thirty dollars a T shirt
for forty fifty dollars, and like you said, they flip
the iPad around and there's fortuity there.

Speaker 5 (01:17:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Well maybe it was like a part of the programming
of that that cash register or whatever. I don't know.
Here's the thing I think, you know, Stella, I do
believe that as more and more places and people are
asking for gratuity, more and more people are seeing that
and then asking for gratuity. I think it's like, well,
they're asking for tips at the T shirt counter at

(01:17:53):
the concert, why don't I ask for tips from whatever
I'm doing? Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:17:57):
Can we start that here? If we have an exceptionally funny.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
Show, we did give out our venmo Yeah, oh my gosh,
that'd be awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
What Yeah, we gotta figure that out, I stella, thank you?
And did you pay the tip at the Did you
pay the tip?

Speaker 11 (01:18:16):
I did?

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
I was gilted.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
That's a lot for it that those teachers are expensive.
All right, thank you very much, Stella. Have a great day.

Speaker 5 (01:18:26):
There have been a couple of people who ordered art
from us, and when they paid, they tipped us on
the art and I actually sent it back because I
was like, oh, you overpaid what is that that? It
was very nice, but yeah, we're already charging you what
we're charging you. You don't need to add extra. I don't know.
And then when I see that stuff on at s
where it's like tip the artist. Why to artists and
just charge more if that's what they want? I get

(01:18:47):
that much?

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
Well, Etsy is expensive, I think to post on, but wow,
but you don't have the ice cream. Have you ever
tipped the ice cream person on the beach? Like when
we're down the shore in the summer, there's the there's
this dueling sister and brother act and they both have
carts and they both have a tip jar, and it
says we're competing to see who can get more tips
during the summer. Will so for that, I'm like, oh yeah,

(01:19:09):
I'm gonna definitely give you, you know, a better tip
so you can beat your brother.

Speaker 5 (01:19:14):
Do you guys tip the get your beers here or
whatever it is people?

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
Absolutely, Okay at the game at the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
It's really funny. Has we each have our own filter
we use who gets a tip? Who does it? And
I get that? But anyway, that's what's going on. No,
why that's so important? It is? It's the most important,
But do they take gratuities? Is not jar? Is there
a jar in the operating room?

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
Can you imagine if you tippy moreld, your suitures will
look much better.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
That's what we're gonna do. You're gonna be out of it.
But we like you have an envelope, an envelope on
the stretcher. Next year, we'll just take that.

Speaker 7 (01:19:59):
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So, okay, let's talk about something that is so dividing.
You know, we need something more, We need something else
to talk about in our world. It's divisive. Here we go, ready, Yeah,
it's not political, it's not religious. Pickles. Oh okay, okay,
pickles very divisive. And let me tell you why. Some

(01:20:51):
people love them, some people hate them, some people get
they're okay with them. So Daniel was like, ah, every
year we go to Bryant Park, to the Christmas Village,
and Pickle Ricks always has a line.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
I think it's called pickle Ricks. I'm not just that sor,
but there's always a line. I stand on the line
because I love their half sours. But like the line
is wrapping around the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
I'm like, this is crazy, and I'm thinking I would
never in a million years get online to buy a pickle.
I mean, you know, they're all even though they're all,
you know, floating around in vinegar. I'm sure there's scent.
It's sanitary, you know, I don't know. It looks like
bobbing for apples, but it's pickles. But anyway, but then
you eat it, it's you know, it does what it does.
It's sour, sometimes sweet, sometimes spicy. I don't understand the

(01:21:37):
thrill of standing in line to get getting a pickle.
I just don't. I don't get it all to me.

Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
It's pickle Pete, by the way, not pickle rick.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Okay, okay, but besides that, I mean, what is it
about the pickle.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
It's just that it's got this. It depends because there's
so many different types of pickles that you can have.
You can have spicy pickles on spicy Kosha pickles, sour pickles.
So it's honestly, they all have different tastes and it
just pet like that. For some reason, that half sour
pickle gets me every time. I don't know, a pickle
on a stick. Don't get me started with the pickle, right, But.

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
Now the big thing this year they're making pickle sandwiches
where they slice it down the center, they put you know,
all sorts of ingredients on it, close it up, wrap
it up and it's a sandwich rather than bread. Oh,
it's pickle. It's called a pickle, which, yes.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
Fried pickles. You love fried pickles out.

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
I do, but it's usually because of the sauce I
dip them in. Gandhi appreciates that I do, and usually
they're breaded. It's breaded with sauce, calling me there. So anyway,
one day we went to the Bedminster during the season
they do this year weekly farmer's Market. We go to
the Bedminster Farmer's Market and every every weekend there's the

(01:22:48):
pickles stand and he has maybe twenty barrels filled with pickles, right,
and Alex says, that's it. I'm quitting my job at
the zoo. We're gonna start a roving pickles stand. Well, no,
we're not. We're not doing this, Yes we are. He
started looking into it.

Speaker 5 (01:23:07):
So is this?

Speaker 11 (01:23:08):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Really? It obviously is a thing. Pickles.

Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
Yeah, I think they're wildly popular. I am the person
who will give my pickle away every time pickle.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
It's always a spear, and it always it ends up
on Alex's plate. We don't even have a discussion about it.
We sit down, the hamburgers are arriving. Pickle spear to
the left. Yeah, what about what about you? How do
you fall with pickles? What say you?

Speaker 9 (01:23:33):
I love pickles.

Speaker 10 (01:23:34):
I feel like it's a nice contrast to anything else
on the plate every time.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
But I love the variety.

Speaker 10 (01:23:40):
I'm a I could go for half sour full sourking
butter pickles and the kosher deal pickles. There's so many
types of pickles. Oh, in the different formats like pickle chips.
Then they got the sandwich stockers pickle.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
Like like the real dill.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
Yeah, yeah, have those cute little ghurkins.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
What at Okay, I'm with you. I'm with you. I
will get Bougie into a corner chon with you.

Speaker 13 (01:24:10):
Out of that bar in sat in Augustine. Those little
cocktail pickles you were throwing those in.

Speaker 5 (01:24:13):
People's class business.

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
You're throwing the cornichon across the across the room. I
like eating them because they're called cornichon. I mean they're
like little miniature pickles. But anyway, are we divided? Can
we take a vote? Pickles?

Speaker 15 (01:24:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Your name? Okay, okay, y, yeah, you can eat them right.

Speaker 5 (01:24:35):
Every now and then if there's like a slice of
a spicy pickle, like, oh, that's not bad. Yeah, put
just a pickle on its own. I'm not I don't
like vinegar very much. I think that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
Maybe, yeah, do you know what the other thing is?
I know you were going back to Alex wanting to
like start a pickle whatever to make money. When you
go to like those carnivals or the street fairs or
like you know whatever, the cattle corn one the cattle
corn guys make a mint. I I cannot believe the
line for the kettle corn every time we go to
Warlow's Drink Bears or like you know where they sell

(01:25:05):
arts and crafts or something.

Speaker 5 (01:25:06):
It's insane.

Speaker 3 (01:25:07):
They are making bank, those kettle corn guys.

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
It just doesn't cost that much to pop kettle corn
is well pickles, you just take a cucumber and you
just put it in vinegar with spices and boom. That's it.
That's all it is. I guess. I mean, I'm no
pickle expert.

Speaker 5 (01:25:23):
I was creative with the name of your pickle stand though.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
Oh you can give you some more, give me some more, Gandhi,
I'm in.

Speaker 5 (01:25:31):
Elvis is a small pickle. Elvis's big pickle, the thick pickle.
Eat my pickle, yeah, eat my pickle pickle. I think
Elvis girkin is very good.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
You know, I never liked you. Okay, hold on, what
exactly is a girkin? I mean, I don't think so.
Isn't that a I don't think. Let me look at
that's a cornishon.

Speaker 5 (01:25:55):
I thought cornischean was people fancily pronouncing cornish hen the
longest time, I was.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
Like, okay, that's a whole other now, don't get me
into birds in between.

Speaker 9 (01:26:06):
Size is like a little Yeah, it's small.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
It's definitely on the smaller size.

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
It's not that big fat ass pickle that you you
enjoyed that, No, not that one. I guess. I guess
your Your pickle size says a lot about you. Huhuh
size queen.

Speaker 5 (01:26:23):
Whatever she said, I do have that I'm gonna get
so much.

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
That's another name for the picklestand pickle size queen.

Speaker 12 (01:26:36):
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
Yeah, you start from really small to the left, getting
to the massive, gargantuan floppy pickles to the right.

Speaker 5 (01:26:44):
Yes, and they can lean to the right, lean to
the left, you never know, yes, absolutely all.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
Its size does matter. That's what they should call the
pickle stand.

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
Yeah, okay, I'm glad we could have this discussion. Okay,
I said I wanted to divide the room, and we
sort of did. But it looks like pickles are winning
against this Gandhi.

Speaker 5 (01:27:04):
That's okay, that's fine. I'm glad other people like them,
that's great.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
But look, I do not. I'm like you, Gandhi. I
don't detest pickles at all. I'll pay Look, you know,
there's nothing better than a Kuban, a Cuban sandwich. It's
got to have the pickle on it. Without the pickle,
that doesn't it doesn't work. I get that. I agree.
I love pickles on some little hamburgers and sliders. I
love that. But it's just those big ass pickles that
drips that juice down your chin, like Danielle loves.

Speaker 12 (01:27:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
Yeah, all right with that said, and I'm with Nate,
I love a cornishop, which is not a cornish hen
different conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
When we were at Brian Park the other day, I
did Christmas shopping right, and I had all my bags
and then I got a pickle on a stick. And
my sister took all of my shopping bags away, and
her reason, you're getting pickled juice all over everything. And
she goes, nobody wants a sweatshirt with pickled juice on it.
Give me your bags, and so she took them, and
then I enjoyed my pickle.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
Thank you, Scary, Yes, need some music for a special
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Oh you ready, come on, Scary, Let's go, come on,
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Speaker 8 (01:28:09):
For the uneducated, a pickle is just a cucumber that's
been pickled, right.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
I guess I never really maybe, look, I think I
think the cucumber is the official quote unquote pickle, even
though you can't pickle almost.

Speaker 8 (01:28:22):
Yeah, because I have everythed onions in there fantastic exact pickle.
Pretty much it you could pickle you, right, I'm pretty
much done, pretty much pickled.

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
Here we go. It's no time for I'm thinking of
a pickle. Oh no, A listener texted in idea game.
I'm thinking of a pickle. Now I'm gonna write down
the name of the pickle. No other morning show is
doing this, I guarante anti. All right, all right, we
do eventually have to move on from pickles. We got

(01:28:50):
more things we can discuss and cover. The world is
a vast best uh selection of different topics for morning shows,
and pickles can't take her for forty hours.

Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
Can it?

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:29:00):
I mean, what a challenge for us, though. Could you
imagine doing a whole show on pickles? I think that
would be an accomplishment.

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
Yeah, I'm thinking of a pickle called diamond. Now at
eight hundred two four twos or one hundred on the
sheet of paper, I've written it down. Hitline here, uh
Lisa line nineteen rapid fire the term I'm listening for. Lisa.
Good morning? Are you yeah?

Speaker 21 (01:29:26):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
Are you a fan of pickles?

Speaker 14 (01:29:28):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (01:29:28):
My god, very much so?

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
All right, Lisa, I'm thinking of a pickle. What pickle.
Is it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
A German pickle?

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
The German pickle, the German tickle? No, that's not it.
I'm curious though, what's a German pickle? I would love
to try it? Is that long and skinny? Is what
a German pickle is?

Speaker 9 (01:29:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
Usually, I don't know. It's not my experience. All right,
hold on one second. We gotta mo We've gotta move.
Rapid fire, rapid fire line thirteen. Jason, Jason, Hi, Jason,
are you a fan of pickles? Yes? Okay, what pickle
am I thinking of? I wrote it down on the
sheet of.

Speaker 23 (01:30:04):
Paper, Bread and butter, ladies and general.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
I give you bread and butter.

Speaker 5 (01:30:12):
My goodness, Now what.

Speaker 1 (01:30:14):
Made you think of bread and butter? Jason? Are they
are those your favorite pickles?

Speaker 13 (01:30:18):
They sure are.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
They're sweet, right, They're sweeter than the regular sweet? Yeah, gotti,
your thoughts?

Speaker 5 (01:30:25):
Is that different? If if someone would have just said
sliced pickles? Would that count?

Speaker 8 (01:30:29):
Or?

Speaker 5 (01:30:30):
Is bread and butter a very specific type of a pickle?

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
It's a flavor, okay, bread and butter have a sweeter
flavor when compared to Dill's. Oh okay, there's a distinctive sweetness.
So there you go, congratulations. What do you have for
our friend Jason who guessed bread and butter? Never has
a pickle been worth so much money? We're giving you
five hundred dollars. Oh wow, that's stupid. What are you

(01:30:56):
doing over there? You know, thank you Jason, because you
said bread and butter. You went five hundred dollars. What
a weird day. Yeah, I don't know. This is a
place where miracles happen. Really Hold on one second, okay,
and there you go thinking of a pickle.

Speaker 5 (01:31:14):
Oh no, we gotta go.

Speaker 7 (01:31:16):
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Speaker 6 (01:32:27):
Elvis Elvis d Wran in the Morning show adulting really sucks?

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
Do we all agree?

Speaker 5 (01:32:33):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
I realize I'm an adult and I'm getting way too
old when I start thinking it's too late to drink coffee,
like I have a cut off date during the day. Okay,
all right, Hey, let's gohea and have a coffee. Oh no,
it's three o'clock. I could know I won't sleep tonight.
How boring am I?

Speaker 5 (01:32:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
You know what I'm doing today, I'm going out.

Speaker 5 (01:32:57):
I'm having a five o'clock coffee.

Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
Yeah, tomorrow morning, here to say, I couldn't sleep all night.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
You know you're adulting on the other side. Oh, someone,
let's go out for cocktails. Oh no, no, it's not
even three o'clock. I can't have cocktails as early. Please please,
I'm going to have a two o'clock cocktail today. I'm
going to have a five o'clock coffee.

Speaker 5 (01:33:17):
I think adulting is having whatever you want whenever you want. Right,
that's what I feel. You want that coffee, Get the coffee.
You couldn't do it as a kid, do it as
an adult.

Speaker 3 (01:33:25):
I used to say that when I was a kid.
I rememb're saying I can't wait till I grow ups.
I can buy any candy EYE want, and nobody can
tell me otherwise.

Speaker 5 (01:33:32):
Now I go in, I don't really buy it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:34):
Adult adulting really sucks. Here's another one. I'm walking through city.
The city. New York City has all the best restaurants
known to man. I could I could choose anyone while
walking here from here to home, and I give myself
the oh I've got food at home conversation. I hated
that as a kid, well, I know, but as adults
you're like, na, Na, I'm not going to stop here
at this great restaurant. I'd love to try, because I

(01:33:56):
got food in the refrigerator for three days. Hate that.

Speaker 13 (01:34:00):
We'd go to grandma's house and she'd go to a
Safeway and I'd say, hey, can we get the oreos? No,
we have those at the house. At the house we
get home, she had hydrocks, and like, the solution.

Speaker 5 (01:34:11):
To it is just never have food at home so
that you don't feel bad about eating out all the time.
Very good.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
Another thing about adulting, I can't leave dishes in the
sink when I leave the house.

Speaker 5 (01:34:23):
I must.

Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
I must clean the kitchen. Can I cannot?

Speaker 5 (01:34:26):
That's me.

Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
That's good though, But when you're younger, you come home
to a kitchen with stuff piled all the being adults,
it sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:34:33):
Oh believe me.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
I got youngers in my house and they're like, yeah,
just leave it all in there.

Speaker 5 (01:34:38):
Mom will take care of it. You know.

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
Another thing I realized that we only do as adults.
You get mad when they re arrange the grocery store. Yeah,
oh yeah, the bread ale has moved way. When did
they put that? They do that for a reason, Why
do they do that because they won't. They want you
to like search for the bread ale so you buy

(01:34:59):
more stuff. Yeah, that's not cool. Another thing about adulting
I did again in this morning. I spend ten minutes
every morning just sitting on my bed doing nothing. It's
not meditating, it's just like sitting there trying to wake up.
Getting becoming an adult does suck? Do you agree or disagree?

Speaker 5 (01:35:15):
Yeah? Fifty fifty. Some of it sucks, some of it's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
I love this text. Adulting is buying four tires at
the same time Baller the old day, you just buy
a tire when it's time to replace a tire. Spending
too much time debating on whether I should keep a
cardboard box or not because it's like a really good
box box, a good box.

Speaker 5 (01:35:38):
Yeah, at some point.

Speaker 9 (01:35:41):
I get the Apple boxes stacked up.

Speaker 5 (01:35:45):
What do you need them for?

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
Because what do you need him for?

Speaker 5 (01:35:47):
The best the most well made boxes are Apple boxing.

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
What are you going to do with you? Why do
you have them?

Speaker 10 (01:35:52):
Well, in case I sell make I'm gonna store something
in them.

Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
Store What what are you storing your jewelry? What you
do a good box? Throw away? The good box?

Speaker 11 (01:36:04):
Look?

Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
Can we start doing this? Can we drink coffee later?
Can we drink cocktails earlier? Can we throw away good boxes?
Can we not get mad at the grocery store for
rearranging the aisles? Can we stop now?

Speaker 5 (01:36:15):
I'm not going to stop that one.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
Can we go out and eat in a spontaneous way
in a restaurant without thinking, Oh, I've got food at home?

Speaker 5 (01:36:22):
Can we yes to all of it? Buy the candy,
Danielle Life, I'm going to go buy the candy anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
Are Rupert and Mike Korea here?

Speaker 9 (01:36:32):
I think?

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
Oh, you know there are two people that work for
us or with us actually here at actually we work
for them here at. iHeart it's Rupert and Mike Korea.

Speaker 5 (01:36:43):
The two best guys in the building.

Speaker 1 (01:36:44):
Yeah they Without them, our lives would suck. Oh, here
comes Rupert.

Speaker 5 (01:36:48):
Now what is going on?

Speaker 1 (01:36:50):
Rupert? There's my career and.

Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
They all want to help you, like no matter what
it is, don't worry, I'll help you always.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
They should hit the mic. What do you have there, Nate?
So Rupert Ruper's Rupert looks very concerned about what's about
to happen. And by the way, another thing we love
about the two of them Between the two of them,
not one hair.

Speaker 5 (01:37:07):
On their heads because we've started them out so badly.

Speaker 1 (01:37:11):
We'll start with you, Rupert. Rupert, we want to thank
you for everything you do for us.

Speaker 23 (01:37:15):
Thank you much appreciated and thank you. You guys are
great people to work with. I love being here with
you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
Without Rupert, this place would just fall to hell. Yeah,
I mean it sort of has anyway with you here,
but it's not your fault. I mean, how do we
begin about Rupert whenever? For instance, we have two shipments
that came in. How do you find how do you
connect those shipments those boxes to us in this building
of five thousand people. Rupert figures it out.

Speaker 12 (01:37:40):
Ye.

Speaker 23 (01:37:41):
Yes, it's nutty, it's intuitive. Look, I've been with you
guys so long now, you know it's like a family.
We're an extended family. It's not colleagues. We're all friends
and we help each other so and that's what we do.
And always say, yes, you're going to do a tackle it,
be happy with what you do. That's my attitude.

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
We love you, Rupee, way better than Scotti.

Speaker 5 (01:37:59):
Ships by the way, dude, Yeah, well.

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
Ships got he does well. He We don't need the
extra work. So, okay, my career, what do we say
about my career?

Speaker 11 (01:38:12):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
My god, Okay, we'll.

Speaker 8 (01:38:13):
Say between the two of them. Mike is there at
the drop of a hat. I needed a vacuum cleaner yesterday.
He was up here in thirty seconds flight. I need
a tape measure for something. I'm on the way. Wait,
what are you measuring? I don't want No, you don't
want to know the answer. You don't want that tape
measuring back by the way.

Speaker 3 (01:38:29):
Now, I told you guys yesterday one he's got great
suggestions for what you should stream and watch.

Speaker 5 (01:38:36):
He'th got very good suggestions. But if I'm walking by
and he sees me.

Speaker 3 (01:38:41):
Putting my ID up to the up to the thing
and it doesn't work for two seconds, he comes running in, Hey,
do you need help with your ID?

Speaker 5 (01:38:48):
Can I help you get.

Speaker 14 (01:38:48):
It to work?

Speaker 1 (01:38:49):
It's so nice you're both so and my Korea. I
hope everyone listening to this as you're rolling into work
or whatever. Maybe you're there. You have people that you
work with that are this great to you. Yeah, so
I've got a bit of bad news for you. Okay,
you went to the big shipment receiving room, and you
you brought these two big boxes up to us because
we needed them. Yes, well can we tell what's in

(01:39:12):
the box? Well, it's this right here. Oh, each box
has its own Delongey, incredible Delongey, a magnifica start. These
are the best coffee and espresso makers in the world.
It grinds your beans, it froths your milk. It's just

(01:39:32):
with a touch of a button. You know how much
we love delongey. So the big packages you brought all
the way to us are actually for you, Rupert, and
for you Mike. We want to give you some delongey.

Speaker 11 (01:39:41):
Lock.

Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
We go to all that trouble to bring these big
boxes to us, And now if you could get them
out of here, I will. I hope you guys love
some coffee because whatever, however you're making your coffee at
home now, really it sucks compared to what's about to
happen to you with Delongey. Yeah, unless you have GELONGI
now and I take that back now. Thank you, thank you, Soper,

(01:40:05):
thank you so much.

Speaker 9 (01:40:07):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (01:40:10):
You have it another moment at iHeart.

Speaker 10 (01:40:14):
Yes, you always have a smile on their face. Yeah,
when you are a sounding board for everyone. You must
take in so much stuff like sponges, and everyone's.

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
All right, well, thank you, thank you my beautiful sponges,
beautiful sponge Thank you, Mike, you so much.

Speaker 5 (01:40:30):
Can I say, Rupert, I don't know if you guys
know this. He's an artist. He makes amazing art. I've
seen it. It's wonderful. And Mike, I love you because
I will send him the most dramatic emails because the
thermostatus that's off in my studio. I have a little
side studio. I'm like, Mike, I'm dying. This is the
last email I'll ever be able to send. Please send
out and he does.

Speaker 1 (01:40:49):
What you guys just do automatically to us is just that.
It's as I like that answer. It's what we're here for.
That's what we do. That well, thank you very much,
so again, Rupert and Mike. We love you, love you too,
Thank you, thank you. Enjoy your enjoy your Delongey. Thank you,
by the way, thank you to Delongey.

Speaker 5 (01:41:09):
Than who chooses to get up at the set.

Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
I know early.

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Speaker 7 (01:41:38):
Come on Wake Elvis Dan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:41:43):
You know you're heading out to work or whatever you're
doing today, and you have a lunch hour. You figure
what are you gonna do for your lunchhower? If you
have an hour? Some people don't even have that. Do
you go out by yourself or do you go out
with you know, other people at work so you can
gossip and talk about the bs going on your work
wife or white work husband.

Speaker 5 (01:42:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
Sometimes it's good to like sneak off on your own.
I had lunch at the bar yesterday down the street
just by myself. It was so great. It's like, didn't
really talk to anyone except I talk to the lady
and sitting next to me about her fries, how great
they were. That was the depth of my conversation at lunch.
But Nate, you love you love going out for lunches.
I do. I love going out for lunches with you.

Speaker 8 (01:42:23):
But there is a distinction, right, Sometimes you're just busy
and you just have to eat and in those moments,
you just got to go by yourself because sometimes it's
just fuel for the body. It's not It could be
a social thing like with you, Elvis, when we go
out it's a social time. Oh no, it's a party, absolutely, chat,
you know. But sometimes it's just food and sometimes you

(01:42:44):
by yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:42:45):
And a lot of a lot of people are so
busy they don't have time to leave the building. They
got to sit there at their desk and just eat
a sandwich real quick. You know. That's why I love
our little lunchroom down the hall because I've never really
around around lunchtime. Are there people actually having lunch in
there in the lunch room?

Speaker 20 (01:42:58):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:42:59):
This table out here. There's a group from the fifth
floor that comes up here and I think there's seven
or eight people and they all just this is their
lunch break.

Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
I'll sit here chat on a different floor just to
kind of go away from their floor. This goes run
of their floor and have a sandwich.

Speaker 9 (01:43:13):
Their escape and I'm like, why are you guys doing
up here?

Speaker 10 (01:43:15):
They're like, this is our way to get away from
what's going on downstairs.

Speaker 5 (01:43:18):
Oh okay, yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 1 (01:43:21):
That is nice. I'm glad we have that.

Speaker 3 (01:43:22):
I know, like once a week, don't they have like
a lunch for everybody, which I mean it's unfortunately it's
too late for us, but it's nice. Sometimes they have
an ice cream social it's very cool.

Speaker 1 (01:43:31):
Well, I tell you last week I was I was
in late for some reason and they're all bringing their
lunch from the fifth floors where they do the lunch,
and it was jerk chicken, all this Caribbean food. I'm like,
oh my god, that looks awesome. And I'm thinking, well,
wait a minute. It seems like they want to have
these lunches in the central location, so people will come

(01:43:53):
in and eat there and I hang out with each other.
But people go there and grab their food and run
like hell, run of the hills. I get it.

Speaker 5 (01:44:00):
I've been here a few times when they do that
lunch and it is first of all, the politics down
there are crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
What do you mean talk about it?

Speaker 5 (01:44:07):
Okay, So there's a line, right, they'll send out an email,
come get your lunch.

Speaker 12 (01:44:11):
It's here.

Speaker 5 (01:44:12):
It's courtesy of fill on the blank. And then it's
a mad dash to get down there and the lines
are very long. Now we all know our lovely THEA,
who is everybody's boss. Basically, here, the people from power
take little plates and every single one of them cuts
the line and they're like, I'm getting a plate for THEA.
So at the end of all of this, THEA has
twelve plates of food and everybody from Power cuts the line.

(01:44:33):
So I fight them on this every time I see them.

Speaker 1 (01:44:35):
I'm like, do you really what do you say? What
do you say to them?

Speaker 5 (01:44:37):
I'm like, byes, I'm gonna go find THEA and I'm
going to see how many plates of food she has?
A coller what you guys did? And then I went
and told the and she said, oh no, no, no,
don't let them do that. So now I'll let them cut.

Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
I don't think so, yeah, we know what you're up to.
THEA brought her own lunch today, so I love the politics.

Speaker 5 (01:44:57):
Un Yeah. I tried once because they were doing that.
I was, oh, I'm getting food for Elvis. It actually worked,
but then I just.

Speaker 1 (01:45:04):
Oh my god, what did I get? What food? Did
I never see? I was in the mood for tacos yesterday.

Speaker 13 (01:45:09):
This is another version of scary dropping Elvis his name
to get a restaurant reservation.

Speaker 5 (01:45:17):
Yeah, man, if you're gonna cut me on the door back,
it's gonna.

Speaker 9 (01:45:20):
But what about frontie's backs. Shouldn't that be like illegal?

Speaker 10 (01:45:23):
Like when you allow someone to cut in front of
you and then they say, okay, now you can get
in back of me because now the person is in
back of you, but they still cut the rest of
the line.

Speaker 9 (01:45:32):
They get, you get the benefit of cutting.

Speaker 1 (01:45:35):
It's cutting is cutting?

Speaker 12 (01:45:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:45:38):
But does I heard still have that that party they
do like every once a week.

Speaker 5 (01:45:43):
I don't think they did that.

Speaker 9 (01:45:44):
This year they did Tuesday nights.

Speaker 5 (01:45:49):
I never even heard of it. Neither.

Speaker 1 (01:45:51):
Yeah, but this was a weekly party and they would
have guests and you know, cocktails and catering. Yeah, no,
I wouldn't. I went to several of those.

Speaker 5 (01:45:58):
See.

Speaker 3 (01:45:58):
Now, last year we heard a lot about it, but
this year I haven't. I didn't hear anything about it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:03):
Well you're not hearing this from me, but I think
someone passed out under the staircase and spent the night there.

Speaker 5 (01:46:08):
Well well, wow.

Speaker 1 (01:46:11):
I'm just you didn't hear that from me.

Speaker 5 (01:46:12):
I want to know who it was.

Speaker 3 (01:46:13):
Now a lot of them, though, are so late in
the day that we can't go, and I feel bad
because you want to go. But it's like, by then
I feel like I'm like, you know, so.

Speaker 1 (01:46:21):
Tall it could go. You could go if you really
wanted to. Anyway, I guess the point here is this,
iHeart is really a fun company to work for. They
have things like this. I'm sure there are companies that
never do anything at all for anyone. It's like, well
it all, you know, it all rolls downhill because the
people at the very top of our company they love
a party.

Speaker 3 (01:46:41):
So every time I hear a party's happening, I think
of the party planning committee from the office.

Speaker 1 (01:46:49):
Yes, I just got an email on the other they're
having a Friday freak cough. Oh what's going on here?
All right, I'll let you know if I'm going RSVP.
Let's go talk. Let's go talk to Jesse Line nineteen.
We're talking about what you do for your lunch break,
you know, Jesse. How are you.

Speaker 7 (01:47:05):
Hello, lady?

Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
Well, hello lady. You know Jesse. A lot of people
are texting in saying for their lunch break, they'll go
out to their car just so they can be alone
and just eat their sandwich. And some go to a
park and read a book, you know, those sound like
great lunches. What about you? What do you do well?

Speaker 19 (01:47:23):
I literally I work across the street from two of
my best friends that have been my best friends for
over twenty years. So I just walk over there and
I sit in their office and we shoot this wait
can I say the word? And the only downfall is

(01:47:43):
that I get a thirty minute break and it literally
feels like two seconds.

Speaker 1 (01:47:48):
But you get to see them though. I mean, that's
a great relationship you have over twenty years and now
you still see them for lunch. Yes, that's pretty cool.
I have them on a cross street like that.

Speaker 5 (01:47:57):
I love that.

Speaker 19 (01:47:58):
It is the highlight of my day.

Speaker 1 (01:48:00):
There you go. So you know, I guess we all
we all celebrate our lunch time in different ways. But
I wonder if anyone gets to go home and like
do it with someone else waiting for them at the
house and then work, Good for you? Good for you?

Speaker 3 (01:48:18):
I know, Jesse, I know a lot of people are
at the nail salon for lunch and they're like, oh.

Speaker 5 (01:48:21):
I gotta go, I gotta go. I don't have time
to dry.

Speaker 1 (01:48:23):
I gotta get back.

Speaker 5 (01:48:24):
Is my lunch break.

Speaker 1 (01:48:25):
Yeah, that's the thing. If we want anything like customer service.
Wise done during the lunch hour. Don't do it like
going to the d m V. That's awful, awful, bad idea. Jesse,
you're the best. I hope you have a great day,
and thanks for listening to us. Appreciate it.

Speaker 15 (01:48:37):
Hey, can you guys say hey.

Speaker 12 (01:48:39):
To my daughter.

Speaker 19 (01:48:39):
She's literally asking me about you guys last night. And
she's wearing your tee shirt right now?

Speaker 1 (01:48:44):
Oh my god, what's your name? Your name? Sonny?

Speaker 11 (01:48:49):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:48:49):
Sonny? What bunny?

Speaker 12 (01:48:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:48:53):
Both of those?

Speaker 1 (01:48:54):
Okay, Well, how old is she seven? All right? She
started early with her Elvis d and morning show shirt.

Speaker 12 (01:49:02):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:49:03):
I wouldn't let her listen to this film. All right,
we got to run. Thank you so much. You and
Sonny have a beautiful day.

Speaker 14 (01:49:08):
Mom.

Speaker 6 (01:49:09):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand Elvis durand phone's happened.

Speaker 3 (01:49:14):
So Tris was in the bathroom stall at her office
and the woman in the stall next to her asked
for toilet paper, but Trish was very late for a meeting,
so she just ran out and didn't give them both.

Speaker 5 (01:49:24):
Any toilet paper.

Speaker 3 (01:49:25):
God tells her husband about it, and her husband, Jason,
has been making fun of her NonStop, and so he's like,
this is the perfect opportunity to tap her.

Speaker 5 (01:49:32):
So that's what we did.

Speaker 1 (01:49:33):
Let's do it. See what happens in Daniel's phone?

Speaker 17 (01:49:36):
Tap?

Speaker 1 (01:49:37):
Hello?

Speaker 7 (01:49:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:49:38):
Is this you?

Speaker 2 (01:49:40):
Does this mean?

Speaker 19 (01:49:41):
Who?

Speaker 21 (01:49:41):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (01:49:41):
This is Trish?

Speaker 5 (01:49:42):
Yeah? Trish? That's your name?

Speaker 12 (01:49:44):
What is your name?

Speaker 3 (01:49:45):
It doesn't matter. What matters is the fact that I
was next to you in the bathroom and I asked
you for a piece of toilet paper and said you
run out of the bathroom?

Speaker 5 (01:49:55):
What the is that?

Speaker 2 (01:49:56):
How'd you get this number?

Speaker 5 (01:49:58):
Doesn't matter? How I got this number here?

Speaker 2 (01:49:59):
Get nice?

Speaker 5 (01:50:00):
Tell me no, I'm not going to.

Speaker 3 (01:50:01):
Tell you, well, I'm you.

Speaker 19 (01:50:02):
Know what I'm gonna tell No, it's Mary.

Speaker 5 (01:50:05):
No, it's not Marcy.

Speaker 7 (01:50:07):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:50:07):
So where do you work at the phone company?

Speaker 2 (01:50:10):
That's the phone company. What position do you work in?

Speaker 5 (01:50:12):
None of your business? You work at the phone company?

Speaker 2 (01:50:14):
You know what you How do you know it's me?

Speaker 3 (01:50:16):
Because I recognized your shoes underneath the stall?

Speaker 2 (01:50:20):
You recognize my shoes?

Speaker 7 (01:50:21):
Yeah, you're the.

Speaker 3 (01:50:22):
Only rich bitch that wears black Prada shoes to work
every day?

Speaker 17 (01:50:25):
What are you?

Speaker 3 (01:50:26):
A pesthetic?

Speaker 15 (01:50:26):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (01:50:28):
Sorry that I wasn't able to give you a little
piece of toilet paper, Get over it, move on with your.

Speaker 3 (01:50:32):
Life and that First of all, would it have taken
you two seconds to pull off a square of toilet
paper and hand it to me? Under the thing?

Speaker 5 (01:50:39):
You didn't have two seconds to help out?

Speaker 2 (01:50:40):
Another element? Two seconds, and I didn't have time to
take up two pieces of toilet paper and give them
to you.

Speaker 5 (01:50:47):
You could have handed me a roll of toilet paper.
Would it take you to like.

Speaker 2 (01:50:51):
Ten minutes of my time by unrolling it, folding it
into little squares, and then handing it to you like
you're some kind of princess.

Speaker 5 (01:50:58):
Look, Prada, don't be stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:51:00):
All you had to do is help a sister being stupid,
because obviously i'm your superior. If you're working in the
phone company.

Speaker 3 (01:51:06):
If you needed help and I didn't give you toilet
paper and you had to use your hands, how would
you feel?

Speaker 2 (01:51:12):
Why don't you just use your underwear?

Speaker 5 (01:51:15):
You've used your underwear, of course I have.

Speaker 2 (01:51:17):
Everybody has had to do that at one point in
their life.

Speaker 5 (01:51:20):
Let me ask a question after.

Speaker 2 (01:51:22):
You use now, let me ask you a question. What
do you want me to do about this? I said,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:51:27):
No, seriously.

Speaker 3 (01:51:28):
Like, now I'm like perplexed here, Like what do you
do after you use your underwear?

Speaker 5 (01:51:31):
Like, what do you do for the rest of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:51:33):
You just walk around without underwear. You've never done that.

Speaker 3 (01:51:37):
You walk around the office without underwear underneath your pants.

Speaker 2 (01:51:40):
The bottom line is we're wasting time at work. Did
your boss know that you're on the phone with me?

Speaker 3 (01:51:46):
Let me ask you.

Speaker 2 (01:51:46):
I would like to speak to him about this.

Speaker 5 (01:51:48):
Why don't I just.

Speaker 3 (01:51:48):
Pack a bag of sweat socks in my purse, you know,
just a case of emergency.

Speaker 2 (01:51:52):
No, this car goes on a little bit longer. I'm
just going to trace it right back to you, and
I'm going to have you fired.

Speaker 3 (01:51:57):
Don't drink a lot of water today because you better
be holding it in, because if I catch you in
the bathroom, heyke.

Speaker 2 (01:52:03):
It, I'll meant you in the bathroom. It doesn't matter
to me. It doesn't matter to me because I was
the one who had the toilet paper. I'm the winner
in this situation. You bet high, you're superior. You bearing
this number.

Speaker 3 (01:52:14):
From the phone room, you better hold it in all
day because when I catch you in that bathroom, I'm
gonna make you drink the toilet.

Speaker 2 (01:52:19):
I'm gonna call your boss. He's gonna fire you, and
then you're not even going to be able to afford
toilet paper in your house. As soon as we hang
up this phone, I'm gonna trace this call, and your
ass is going to be out.

Speaker 3 (01:52:32):
Well, then why don't we call my boss right now?
All right, let's do it, all right, I'll conference him in.
His name is Elvis Duran. This is Danielle andn Harrold
from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:52:42):
You got phone tap.

Speaker 3 (01:52:44):
My god, oh my.

Speaker 2 (01:52:46):
God, oh my goright, and I'm so mad at you.

Speaker 7 (01:52:56):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 22 (01:53:00):
The tablis pre recorded with permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 6 (01:53:03):
The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:53:11):
No, I'm done, Els Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:53:15):
As in the Morning Show, I don't know what kind
of neighborhood you live in, but you know there are
these ho A controlled neighborhoods. Yes, right, I know, Frog,
you live in an HOA neighborhood, right I do? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:53:29):
I mean where you know you buy the house.

Speaker 1 (01:53:31):
It's a nice neighborhood, you know, families whatever, it's it's whatever,
and the HOA is supposed to keep it clean, keep
it together if someone doesn't mow the yard or they
have a you know, a car out in the front
yard for a couple of years and they make them
move it. Right. Well, I was looking at this whatever
online on Instagram. I think it's in the nine five

(01:53:53):
to four, so in like Fort Lauderdale. Whatever. Okay, this
guy had a birthday party at his house, an event, right,
and there were three read black SUVs parked out front
and they and the windows were all all you know,
blacked out and everything. He got an email from the HOA.
Did you see this? No, hey, let me read this.

(01:54:15):
This is why I would never live in one of
these neighborhoods. I hope you're doing well. I wanted to
reach out regarding an incident that occurred over the weekend
at your birthday party. A few of us in the
community couldn't help but notice the arrival of three blacked
out SUVs, which quite frankly startled and un settled several
of your neighbors startled. What it goes on to say,
it's really concerning to see chuch vehicles showing up in

(01:54:36):
our otherwise peaceful, family oriented neighborhood, especially without any prior notice.
As you can imagine, the sight of them raised a
lot of questions and caused quite a bit of anxiety.
Some residents even thought something more serious was happening. The
whole situation was quite honestly alarming, and we had no
idea how to react. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 5 (01:54:59):
You did react? Do you said a stupid email? He exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:55:02):
I mean, what what kind of neighborhood? They don't even
they don't even want black cars in the Neighborhood's.

Speaker 5 (01:55:09):
Crazy, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:55:12):
I know, I know. Look, you know, and you and
some of these videos, I think a lot of people
will use their ring camera to catch the HOA people
coming in. You've got to get this ivy off your
front porch. It's a little it's against HOA rules, you know, Nate.
Aren't your parents having a little HOA drama right now?

Speaker 8 (01:55:30):
Yes, yes, there's HOA drama because the HOA didn't inform
the residence.

Speaker 1 (01:55:34):
Of a pickleball court that was just installed.

Speaker 8 (01:55:37):
My dad was doing he' said, yeah, they were building
this thing next to the you know, the picnic area,
and I got your mother to measure it. With the
measuring tape and we found out it's a pickleball court.

Speaker 9 (01:55:48):
What Like, that's a.

Speaker 4 (01:55:49):
Huge drop ball, Like, who wants a pickleball court in there?
It's like one hundred yards from my parents house. Well,
I'm gonna even hear that.

Speaker 1 (01:56:00):
Well, look, I understand the importance of some HOA organizations.
I get it right, But you know, I don't know it.
This is what America has come to. It's kind of weird. Yeah, frog.

Speaker 13 (01:56:10):
So we had a huge problem here in Jacksonville. There
was a guy that lived in a total different neighborhood.
He wanted to put a sidewalk along beside his house,
but I guess for some reason that's not allowed.

Speaker 1 (01:56:22):
I don't know what the reason is.

Speaker 13 (01:56:23):
It's not allowed to put a sidewalk within so many
feet of the property line. He drove through other neighborhoods,
not even his own, other neighborhoods in that town and
took pictures and addresses and turned everybody in. It was
just the county because he was bitter because he couldn't
do it, and all those people got letters. Oh jude,

(01:56:44):
it was ugly. It was really really ugly. Hyandhi, have
you ever lived in an HOA neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (01:56:49):
Oh yeah, Brandon is in one right now, and there's
trum over there because he's been in that house for
years and he just got a notice that said, oh,
the color of the porch is wrong. This is your
first war. After the first morning, you'll be fine every
week until it's fakes, Like, oh my god, Fortu when
we moved in. I don't understand what you mean.

Speaker 13 (01:57:10):
What frog, If you bought the house that way, legally
you don't have to change, at least in Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:57:15):
I don't know what the rule is there.

Speaker 13 (01:57:16):
Okay, But because the HOA signs off when you buy
the house, when the bill of sale's done, whatever they
sign off on, you are allowed to keep. They have
approved that house for sale, and therefore you were getting
grandfather did.

Speaker 5 (01:57:27):
No to self. They also play hard to get. They'll
email you, but they'll never write back when you email them. Yeah,
all show up at a meeting. Don't think I won't.
I will be there today the afternoon, no problem.

Speaker 1 (01:57:37):
I like, like I said before, I mean, I can
understand the thought behind the HOA. I don't think I
ever want to really live in an ch Way neighborhood
I mean, I just depend on my neighbors. Just just
do the right thing, right. You know, if someone down
the street can't mow their yard, maybe it's an elderly person.
You know, have some people go knock over or say hey,
do you need some help? You know, if you if

(01:57:58):
we have someone you know in our family, my kid,
he mows yards, if you want him to come down
once a week to mow your yard. I mean, but
to walk up to someone or to send them a
letter say we're gonna start finding you. Oh my god
here in your neighborhood. Like a house should be a home,
not a house. You know what I'm saying. There's a difference.

Speaker 8 (01:58:16):
But you sign that agreement, right, You sign that HOA agreement,
and and you know you're subject to.

Speaker 1 (01:58:24):
Their laws and by laws and rules. Right, It's true.
What's scary even.

Speaker 10 (01:58:28):
Though I live in an apartment building, they act like
the HOA people because they set rules and we're not
allowed to have anything outside on our doors. We can't
we're not allowed to put doormats outside the apartment building doors.
And I can't put a wreath at Christmas. And when
Devaley came, forget about it. They put all these decorations
outside the doors. People were like calling, you know, calling

(01:58:48):
everybody that they're saying, no, I'm complaining to the management.
If I can't have my Christmas wreath, you can't have
your devaley.

Speaker 1 (01:58:56):
Yeah. Yeah, it turns into a thing crazy, it's crazy.
There's a there's a great couple with a kid down
the hallway and everyone smalled, okay, and they bike around
the city whatever. You know, everyone smalled the kid will leave,
they'll leave the bike in the hall or there's live
their shoes by the door. Whatever. I don't care. I mean,
I mean, it's if there's a problem, you know, I'm whatever,

(01:59:16):
there's no problem. I mean, they're just living their lives.
They have a kid, they have dirty shoes. They don't
want them an apartment. Who cares.

Speaker 13 (01:59:23):
There was a lady in my old neighborhood. She would
walk around with a clipboard. She would write down if
your garbage came with outside past however many hours, when
the garbage man came, she would write down and turn
it in. That is all she did, walk around with
her little clipboard. I know who you are, Liz, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:59:42):
I think my friend has that same lady in her
neighborhood down the shore because lady, oh yeah, over like
the winter. You know, they do a lot of improvements,
and there's certain things you're not supposed to do, but
you can get away with, like outdoor shower and like
digging too deep under your porch. And I'm pretty sure
that same lady walks around with the measuring tape. This
person is doing this, this person is doing that.

Speaker 5 (02:00:04):
She sends them all out to expect can you vote
these people out?

Speaker 1 (02:00:08):
Well, I guess you could. I mean, you know, if
enough people, you know, I have a problem with it.
Here in New York City, we have a thing called
the co op. We have a co op, which is
there's two different types of apartment you're gonna buy. You
can buy a condo and a co op. The condo
is like are Gon apartment. You go in, you buy
the apartment in the building, and you know whatever, the
co op you have to be approved by a board. Yeah,

(02:00:31):
in the building, they can be the most awful, racist,
mean people. They can keep you up for whatever reason,
and they don't have to tell you why. Legally, they
don't have to tell you why. And so I was
trying to buy in a co op building one time,
and I'm like, no, I don't think I want to
live in a community where they can dictate how I
live my life. Why would live there? Say? With these

(02:00:53):
hoa people, you and your clipboards go away.

Speaker 5 (02:00:57):
Out here?

Speaker 1 (02:00:58):
I know geez Anyway, so I love that letter. I
can tell how dare you have blacked out windowed SUVs
in front of your house?

Speaker 5 (02:01:06):
I love it. If made them feel unsafe? Really, I
know windows.

Speaker 1 (02:01:12):
I guess the people the neighborhood thought the FBI was
there and they're investigating something.

Speaker 5 (02:01:16):
You know, you need more hobbies. People need hobbies in
this Yeah, Elvis Duran, who.

Speaker 7 (02:01:25):
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little bit and the morning show.

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(02:01:50):
shows done, Let's get out of here until next time.
Say peace out, everybody, peecee out, everybody