FULL SHOW: The Day We Took Dating Advice From Older Women

We get real dating advice from older women, hear a wild HR story, debate “cloaking,” fight over dishwasher rules, and play Finish the Lyric. Plus fantasy football regrets, pickle chat, and Skeery’s mad about a dinner ditch!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
We're about to do something wacky on The Wacky Show.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Morn Yeah, I had sex with him.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, I tongued them.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
You know, if I put my toe on your ankle,
look at the table, I would most certainly come back
as a straight female.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
So I gotta have sex with all the hot straight boys.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
Song.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
All this burping is turning me on.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
ELVISTERA ran on The Warning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Okay, let's be give another Danielle on the phone. Hi, Danielle,
Oh god, you know we had to dump that because
you said the F word. Stop saying the.

Speaker 6 (00:51):
Word sun a Danielle thing.

Speaker 7 (00:52):
I have.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Come on, Danielle's have potty mouths, Danielle. Okay, look, we
were talking about this. I think this is a great conversation.
Like in the dating world. Let's say you're really like
you're driving at the speed limit, but you're driving faster
than everyone in your dating scene in your early twenties,
don't you wish you had someone in their upper twenties

(01:14):
or thirties to give you some advice, like you know what,
you need to know this and you're going to have
an easier time of it.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Right, I did have that.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Everyone just liked him so much Okay, what is your
advice for people who are dating, and then we'll figure
out what we're talking about.

Speaker 8 (01:31):
Okay, Okay, So my advice would be to put yourself first,
put your happiness first. You don't have to make anyone
else happy, right, It's your relationship, it's not their relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah. And I can say, especially when you're young, you're
so into making it work and it has to be
successful or if it's a failure, that means I failed somewhere.
So I need to, like, I need to do things
I don't want to do. I need to like put
them first because I'm afraid I'll lose them. You're saying
that is just hogwash, exactly.

Speaker 8 (02:01):
Yeah. So I married my high school sweetheart after we
were together for ten years. I was twenty six, and
I knew I wasn't really into it, but I felt
the pressure because you know, you're together for ten years,
so that's what you do, and society pressures and family

(02:21):
and parents and you know, that's.

Speaker 9 (02:24):
What we were supposed to do.

Speaker 8 (02:25):
So that's what we did. And now we are twenty
eight and divorced and honestly happy. So I think the
happiness is the main thing.

Speaker 10 (02:36):
I think that's awesome, and I think that people should
always function that way because we say it all the time.
If you think of things like a lifeguard situation, you
can't save somebody else if you don't know how to swim.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
So you have to be able to take.

Speaker 10 (02:46):
Care of yourself and put yourself first, and then when
you're happy, you're a better partner for somebody else.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I get it, you are.

Speaker 8 (02:52):
It took me a very long time to realize that.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
And this is good to know with friendships. There's good
to know in anything, friendships, your kids, Hey, put yourself
before your kids? Screw them?

Speaker 11 (03:01):
Well, no, you need, I think before you have children.
I mean, if you can, you need to be able
to take care of yourself because then you're going to
be you know, and you got to be less selfish
because you're going to be in charge of another human being,
you know, and at that point it's all about them.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
That's why no kids for me.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
No kids. It's okay, you know, it's good. It's good
to know and recognize. Oh yeah, listen, Daniel, thank you
for listening to us. Have a great day, and congratulations.
It's never too late in life to get it right,
you know. You're okay, thanks for listening.

Speaker 6 (03:28):
Keep on cursing, Danielle, you do that body mouth?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Hello, Sarah. So your advice to younger women out in
the dating world is what, Well.

Speaker 12 (03:40):
This would have been my advice to myself because I
am now thirty four is uh. I always had a
thing for the bad boys, the tattooed biker motorcycle club dudes,
and they're fun, but they're not good for long term
at all.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
So if you if you know you're out there just
to have fun, it's okay to ride one of those
those bikers, right.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Uh.

Speaker 12 (04:07):
Yeah, But that was not what I thought. Like I
was with somebody for three years who turned out to
be extremely abusive on top of everything and being a jerk.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
So that's the thing, you know what you think? You know,
I just want to go have fun with a bad
boy because and I know it's not going to be
anything because he's a bad boy. But the thing is,
you get feelings for the bad boy, but you're not
going to get him back, and that's when it all turns.

Speaker 12 (04:27):
South, right, right, And that wasn't And you know, they
cheat and they're out on the road, especially if they're
in motorcycle clubs. Not to like put that down, but
it is what it is. You're not with them, they're
out for days at a time.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
So wow, So sons of anarchy, it is my.

Speaker 12 (04:45):
Life for three years, no life.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, and you put yourself second behind him and he
hasn't grown up.

Speaker 12 (04:52):
It just what was considered acceptable. It was like, you know,
the club converse.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
There you go, all right, Sarah, thank you, don't don't
don't you know, don't expect anything from the bad boys
other than a bad boy.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Right, exactly.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
Can't change a bad boy.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Don't try to change anyone. Yeah, yeah, don't. If you
think you're going to change him, you are in for surprise. April.
Your advice to people who are out there, they're younger
than you and you're like, okay, let me give you
a little advice. I learned the hard way here it is.
What is it?

Speaker 13 (05:22):
Don't settle?

Speaker 14 (05:23):
Oh my gosh, do not settle. I'm twenty three and
I wish coming out of high school, I saw all
these couples or whatever, and I end up settling. Yes,
thank god, I got my two beautiful boys.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Out of it.

Speaker 9 (05:36):
But don't settle.

Speaker 14 (05:37):
Like it's more to life than that. Like you're young,
like you have time, you know, to travel, you know,
do things.

Speaker 9 (05:43):
Don't don't settle it's.

Speaker 12 (05:45):
Not worth it.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Keep in mind settling is different for different people. How
what was it with you? Like, what did you feel like?
You were settling for you and you lost a little
a little step.

Speaker 14 (05:56):
Mine was the fact that I didn't want to be
a single mom, so I took whatever I died from
him because I'm like, I don't like, who's gonna want
me with two kids? Like I have two young ones.
I'm like, yeah, I'm just gonna stay and then one
based up and just put to me Like girl used
to be that, Like what are you doing? Like get
up and get on your feet.

Speaker 8 (06:16):
It's only going to make you stronger.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
I love this phone call. I love your call, April.
You know, we do a lot of research in the
background to see who's listening, who isn't listening. We any Okay,
I don't want to make anyone nervous, but we have
like ten million listeners.

Speaker 15 (06:31):
I know.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
I don't mean to brag, bute, we got a lot
of les anyway, in talking to everyone, we have found
our show more than most. We have more single parents,
fathers and mothers listening to our show, and I know
that you may think, well, I better stay with my
partner and the parent of my kids because no one's

(06:54):
gonna want me. I gotta tell you. You may have
to look in different places, but there are people that
are gonna find you so interesting because you're a mother,
right because you have a family started. So you know,
never give up on yourself. April, your call is fantastic.
Thank you very much.

Speaker 14 (07:10):
Oh, thank you, and I love you guys. Thank you
so much.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Thank you. Have a great day. Hey, producer, Sam, what's up?

Speaker 16 (07:15):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
So I learned something the hard way.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Okay, advice, do not, whether.

Speaker 17 (07:19):
It be a small or a deep thing, pretend to
be really into something because the other person is into
it and you want to impress them.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Example, to be something.

Speaker 17 (07:27):
As little as a band, which I used to do
in high school all the time. Or my ex boyfriend
was not very emotional person. You guys know me, I
cried four times a week, and I was pretending that
I was okay with like a very shallowly emotional relationship,
right because you didn't want to upset him exactly. I thought,
I'll get too close and I'll scare him. So I
just lied to myself for a year.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Well, there you go. It's great advice.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
I wonder about this advice is does it really make
sense to give advice or is it better for people
to go through it and learn it on their own.

Speaker 10 (07:56):
I think it's great to give the advice, but I
think everyone has to understand no one's going to take it.
They're all going to go through it and do what
they do because you have to get that burn to
not play with the fire anymore.

Speaker 6 (08:05):
I think you need to make your mistakes too. You
need to make your mistakes so you can learn from them.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
It'd be great to make the mistake and go, oh god,
you know, Samantha told me on the radio that I
would do this, and I'm doing it and I did
it text message. Okay, wait, not all bikers are awful,
all right, this is true. My aunt and uncle, the
happiest couple. He's a biker. He's in the biker club,
the nicest, he's very fine. Okay, yeah, we can't be
too a bad boy biker. We can't generalize. What dating

(08:31):
advice do you wish you could pass on to people
younger than you? From our Facebook listeners. Jennifer says, give
someone a second chance, never a third. Stay true to yourself.
Missy says, if his family tells you to run.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
Run, Oh my gosh, that's the biggest run.

Speaker 12 (08:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (08:46):
Can you imagine if his mother tells you, don't do it.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
I know that happened. I know Froggy's wife, Lisa, her
family said run. I'm kidding. Becky says, don't waste your
time trying to fix or change someone who isn't for you.
Move on people out here on Instagram, Teresa Smith eighteen says,
when someone shows you their true character, believe them. Yes, scary.
What's your advice?

Speaker 18 (09:07):
I'm not a woman, but I would say stop drunk
crying on the curb while you're on the phone with
your boyfriend outside the bar on a Saturday night. Get
back in there with your girls and enjoy your weekend
because this guy is only temporary anyway.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Okay, let's talk about drinking and mind altering drugs. Ready. Uh, Look,
going out and having cocktails is great, going out on
a date with a little cocktail maybe to ease the situation. Good.
When you start heavily drinking with someone you're dating, that's
when the wheels fall off the truck. Yes, because that's
it's bad decisions.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
I've been there, high emotions.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
I'm telling you right now, because being drunk brings out
stuff that it shouldn't be out there. It's not real.
Maybe it's too real. Watch your drinking when you're dating
someone seriously in.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Life in general, that's a good rule.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Nah, you know you mean drunk elsewhere. But yes, I.

Speaker 10 (09:55):
Think people should really really pay attention to like the
advice i'd give someone obsession. Even though you might think
it's really cute, when someone's obsessed with you, it's not cute.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
It turns crazy.

Speaker 10 (10:05):
They're like, people need to understand what emotional abuse is,
and that is somebody calling you eighty times in a
row when they can't get a hold of your yelling
at you about what you're wearing, like all kinds of things.
And I'll know a lot of younger girls myself included,
was like, oh.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
He likes me so much. No, he's crazy, not cool.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Well, yeah, he may have issues he's dealing with and
he's using your energy to power him up, and that's not.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Cool, not cool at all. Run ladies, run from that one.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Hey frog, what's up?

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Careful to not lose your own identity because the things
that make you who you are, that's what made the
person attracted to you in the first place. Don't completely
revolve your life around that other person, because then you
become much less interesting.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Talk about its true, Yeah, because you know what I'm
going through this right now. When I first met Alex,
I had a messed up, messy closet, and now he's
trying to change me and make me clean it up.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Not cool.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
No, you fell in love with the crazy closet guy.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah he did.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
I don't think the messy closets why I loved you.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
No, No, it is.

Speaker 6 (11:02):
Who chooses to get up at this time.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
I know.

Speaker 19 (11:05):
Morning Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (11:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
I got an interesting text from Marcia earlier. Did you
find her?

Speaker 20 (11:24):
Is she on the phone?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yes? Is she okay? Marcia?

Speaker 21 (11:29):
There?

Speaker 1 (11:30):
There she is. It's Marsha. Let's go to Marcia. Twenty
four is the line. Hi, Marsha, there you are.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
Hi?

Speaker 22 (11:34):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
We're doing great now. We're a little curious, you said, Hey,
you guys should feel lucky. You don't really have an
HR department at the Elvis dra Morning Show. Well, truth
be told, we really, we really do, so.

Speaker 22 (11:49):
You'll understand this.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Okay, what did you do at work yesterday? Marsha? What
happened to you?

Speaker 22 (11:55):
I was telling me. So I worked for my family,
my whole life pretty much, and you really can't quit
or get fired or call them sick because they know
where you live. So then I went on and I
worked for a bank for ten years where there is
an HR department, and let me tell you, I got
in a lot of trouble and every time they walked in,
I felt like I needed to be read my Miranda right.
But then now I work for privately owned company. So

(12:17):
yesterday I sent I work in a glass shop, so
out back is really really hot. So I sent an
email to one of my co workers. I'm the sole
person that works in this office, but there's like fifteen
people that work in our other locations. So I sent
her an email that said, it's hotter than a ball
back in here. I'm pretty sure you're going to have
to surgically remove my pants.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Okay, So in some corporate culture that that's considered a
taboo email. In ours, that's like everyday conversation. But anyway,
so what happened where you worked?

Speaker 22 (12:48):
I thought you would enjoy this. So then later on
in the day I looked at my emails, I'm like, oh,
I wonder why Susan didn't respond. Well, she didn't respond
because I didn't send it to her. I sent it
to the company that we ordered glass from that employed
like three hundred people and me. So immediately when I
realized this, I called the company and this vendor that

(13:08):
I the woman that I constantly work with. Her name
is Angie. I'm like, I'm so sorry. I did not
mean to send that to you. I'm sorry if you
were offended. She said, that's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
I'm printing it out and taping it to my death, Like,
can you just delete it though, so that the rest
of it She's like yeah, boo. So then I called
the person I intended to send it to too then

(13:30):
and I'm like, listen, just in case you get a
call from this company, this is what happened. And she goes,
and I'm like, I hope I'm not in trouble. She goes,
that's the funniest thing I've ever heard. Can bored me
to email, and I'm like, no, I deleted it. I
erased all evidence of it. Are you kidding? So later
in the day she called me back and says, so
I called the company, I spoke to Angie, I had

(13:50):
her forward me to email. I printed it out. I
already laminated it. It's up on the wall in the stop,
and I shared it with everybody that we worked with
because they were all having such a bad day. Absolutely
needed that, and we think it's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
There you go, ah, I know she has you talking
about hot as a ball sack laminated on her wall.
So if ever you go in there and like get sassy,
whether she all she has to do is pointed to go,
remember that day. I have this card. I can play
this on you right now.

Speaker 22 (14:19):
That's fine. Oh it was. It was embarrassing, But then,
you know, I got really nervous about it because when
you say something and you're like, oh my god, I
can't take that back now, And it went to three
hundred people at one of our major events.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Fully, crap, You never know, You never know, And look,
you know, we work in the same sort of situation
you work in, where we're we're pretty much free to
say whatever's on our mind here. You know what I'm saying. Uh,
there are times I'm afraid someone could be listening in
or near near us that we don't know about, and
it would it would curl their hair they heard the
stuff we talked.

Speaker 22 (14:50):
About here something I mean, what a curled something in
my pants yesterday was so hot.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
That was the whole points, Danielle.

Speaker 11 (14:58):
If we got other jobs, I think we'd be in
the same boat because I'm so used to being able
to say whatever the hell I want to say and
do the things I want to do that I would
probably be in it jars the office all the time.

Speaker 22 (15:13):
When I worked at the bank, one of the biggest
things I got in trouble for and I didn't even
think about it when I said it, but we were
in a big meeting with like ten different branches from
the bank and I made a comment let's just say
it was about a gerbil and a paper towel holder,
and it was not well received.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah, I can we hire her. The thing is, here's
how we get away with being irreverent and really crass
is we do it on the air, and it's considered content.

Speaker 22 (15:41):
To work somewhere without an hr department, because then there's
nobody to answer to. And when your boss wears more
than a sailor, you know it's you can get away
with it.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
But excellent, all right, Marcia, thank you. You're an inspiration.
Have a great day. I love that.

Speaker 19 (15:54):
I don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran
phone tap.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Today's phone tap from Danielle. What's it about? All right?

Speaker 11 (16:02):
So Rebecca was shrieking on the field after her college
team's football game.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
So her mom.

Speaker 11 (16:08):
Apparently very tightly laced, and Rebecca said, you know what,
I think it would be awesome if you called my
mom is the guidance counselor, and told her what I did.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
She was streaking. People still do that, Yes they do.
Danielle's phone tap here we go.

Speaker 13 (16:19):
Hello.

Speaker 11 (16:20):
Yes, Hi, my name is Lisa slips Knight's and I'm
calling from the guidance office at IT'SNT University.

Speaker 6 (16:26):
Yes, your daughter, Rebecca is a student here.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Yes, something happened.

Speaker 11 (16:32):
We had a football game yesterday and your daughter was
among some of the other students that was streaking across
the field.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Oh you are kidding me.

Speaker 11 (16:42):
No, this is not something that is okay at home
where She's just allowed to do whatever she wants to do.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
No, absolutely not. I find this really hard to believe.

Speaker 23 (16:52):
How is it coming about that you are calling me
right now like I'm coming.

Speaker 11 (16:55):
About because your daughter is in my office right now,
and I wanted to before I gave the phone to her.

Speaker 6 (17:00):
I wanted to.

Speaker 11 (17:00):
Make sure that you know she told you what was
going on, that you know she didn't tell me anything
that was going on, and I would like to speak
to her, right Okay. First of all, I don't think
that you should raise your voice at me because I'm
calling you to tell you exactly what your daughter did.
There's no reason wait, there is no reason for you
to yell at me.

Speaker 22 (17:20):
You daughter was but not yelling at you.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Well, I'm not yelling at you.

Speaker 23 (17:25):
Okay, I would like to speak to my daughter.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Okay, thank you very much. Well, it's not my fault.

Speaker 6 (17:31):
Your daughter's ass naked at the university.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Well, excuse me.

Speaker 18 (17:35):
I think that that kind of language is appropriate for
school official, and I.

Speaker 11 (17:39):
Don't think it's appropriate that you're yelling at me and
raising your voice to me either. I don't think using
as naked or whatever you said, it's really appropriate language.

Speaker 22 (17:47):
For you to be using with me, and I think
you should have.

Speaker 11 (17:50):
Some understanding what you're in the guidance accounts for.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Yes I am the guy.

Speaker 6 (17:54):
Yes I am in the guidance office.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yes I am.

Speaker 6 (17:56):
And obviously somebody.

Speaker 11 (17:57):
Would think, I would you know what understanding of how
to work with people?

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Okay, you know what?

Speaker 13 (18:03):
You know what?

Speaker 11 (18:03):
Not only does your daughter need guidance, but I can
see where it comes from inappropriate?

Speaker 2 (18:09):
And I would like to think your supervisor.

Speaker 11 (18:11):
Now you know, I forget my supervisor. Would you like
to speak with your your playboy daughter.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
That's a good joke.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
Becca, talk to your mother, please.

Speaker 13 (18:21):
Mom, Becca, tell me this isn't true. It's true.

Speaker 7 (18:26):
I mean, that's not Come on, Becca, it's not a
big deal. It's not a big deal.

Speaker 13 (18:33):
I don't Why are you running around naked?

Speaker 3 (18:35):
It was like ten people doing it. It wasn't the
only one.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Becca.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
Over What they do to you is a stupid sank.

Speaker 13 (18:43):
No, this, you know.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Is fault that you are in this match.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
And they're not gonna suspend me. They do this every
single year.

Speaker 13 (18:53):
It's like a crap crank.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Oh yes, talk to my mom.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Okay, And first of all.

Speaker 6 (18:59):
Don't talk to you. Don't tell me to shut up.

Speaker 22 (19:01):
You know what, I am speechless. I'm like a trade
a student, like they can't do this to me.

Speaker 11 (19:05):
I listened to me.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
Aren't even stupid woman?

Speaker 18 (19:10):
Listen today.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
I will do my best to.

Speaker 13 (19:12):
Be cordy with cordial.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
She called me that what that guy?

Speaker 22 (19:17):
Shut up?

Speaker 23 (19:18):
My god, by the.

Speaker 6 (19:20):
Way, you need a shave?

Speaker 24 (19:24):
Can't said to me?

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Becha?

Speaker 7 (19:26):
I can't take that woman seriously, honestly.

Speaker 6 (19:28):
You know what you're You're right.

Speaker 11 (19:30):
You have a hard time taking me seriously. You know
why because this is Danielle from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (19:35):
You just got phone.

Speaker 22 (19:36):
Taft Mom, you are kidding me?

Speaker 11 (19:41):
Yes, my god, she wasn't naked on the football field.

Speaker 25 (19:45):
Oh my blessure went through the Oh my god, what
would you do this to me?

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 26 (19:54):
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Speaker 19 (19:58):
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the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Are we even on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show? Hey,
have you ever cloaked anyone? Hear me out?

Speaker 6 (20:16):
That sounds a little wrong.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
No, you've heard of you've heard of being ghosted like
you go out with someone and then they just disappear.
You never hear from them again. Cloaking is the ultimate.
Not only do you not hear from them, but you're
now cloaked. They block you from all social media. It's
as if they don't even want you to know they
exist anymore.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Oh, like they just vanish off the planet poof.

Speaker 6 (20:38):
Yes, what the hell do you have to do to
someone for them.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
To do that?

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Well, you know what, maybe nothing, you know what? Maybe
you know. Let's say you went on a first date
and you you did whatever you needed to do and
you're like, Okay, I don't really have any need for
them in my life. Again. I don't want any complications.
I don't want them to even have a chance to
get confused about what last night was about. I'm going
to cloak them. Okay, they cannot get into with me,
they can't find me on social media. I will disappear

(21:02):
from the planet Earth.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
It's so brutal.

Speaker 10 (21:04):
That's such like mean dramatic way to address it.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
It's like the phantom poo Yeah, you know the phantom pooh?

Speaker 13 (21:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah? Will you go to pooh and then you look
in there and there's nothing there? Right, It's like where
did it go it's a cloaked poo anyway, So anyway,
scary got cloaked. Ye oh, now who cloaked you?

Speaker 18 (21:24):
It was a while back, but this girl cloaked me
after we met for the first time and she saw
me and we're gonna go.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
To dinner, and then we went like, oh, you know what,
let's go.

Speaker 18 (21:32):
For coffee instead. So we went for like a fifteen
minute coffee and then she disappeared. She does, I have
to go phone rings see you later. Never heard from
her again. Wow, I went to go.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
So you went to trying her on the social media
and she you were blocked, gone, oh wow, okay. Look,
you know, in this day and age, I can almost
see how if you're just busy at school or busy
at work, and you know, then you have a lot
of people depending on you for this and that, and
then you have this one person who had a one
night thing with It was like, hey when he did,
I kept you not calling me hanging which whe where'd
you got cloak? I know it sounds heartless, it is.

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Why are you laughing? Gandhi?

Speaker 10 (22:10):
Because I just think that there are so many better
ways to handle it, Like why don't you just tell
that person when they're saying, hey, what happened, why don't
you just say I'm not into you, I don't like you.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
This is not going anywhere.

Speaker 11 (22:19):
I think because a lot of people are chicken poops, is.

Speaker 10 (22:24):
So much meaner to block them on social media. It's
not like you can't be found because we all know this.
Like if somebody were to block me, I would just
ask one of my girlfriends, hey, you see this person,
And then they do, and you know that you're blocked.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Like you're not wildly getting way.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
But I happen to agree with Gandhi with Danielle. I
originally thought, okay, you're just you're spineless. Yeah, if you
can't like handle this like an adult and say, okay,
look it just didn't work out. But I'm telling you
right now, as sure as I'm sitting here, there have
been people who I have said, you know what, not
working out? They don't go away. Yeah, so cloaking them

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in sure is they're going to go away?

Speaker 2 (22:58):
It does.

Speaker 10 (22:58):
And I guess if someone were uses to go away, sure,
But I think a lot of people get complexes and
then become really insecure. If you go on a date
and then you never have an answer about what happened,
what went wrong?

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Why don't you like whatever it is?

Speaker 1 (23:10):
So let's go back to uh intern Brianna. Hello, you've
cloaked people?

Speaker 27 (23:14):
Oh I am a hardcore cloaker.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Like, okay, give me give me one example, like like
just let's just like walk me through the story.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Okay, real quick.

Speaker 27 (23:23):
How do you tell someone that you don't want to
be their friend because of their personality? Like there's no
way to not like insult them, so the only thing
you can do is full on cloak. So, like there's
been a couple of people that I've met in college
that like we've worked on group projects and then they
want to just escalate the friendship. And so like after

(23:44):
the project's over and you gave them your number, you
got to stop answering their text, and then you got
to unfollow them on social media, and then you just
gotta avoid them in the halls.

Speaker 6 (23:54):
Because it be a hard core.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, if you're cloaking someone who you go to school with,
you're gonna see them. You're gonna see them at the bar,
are gonna see them in the hall. So what do
you do? Do you run the other way? You put
a you put your book over your face.

Speaker 22 (24:05):
I mean walk.

Speaker 27 (24:06):
There's been a few times where like I've completely like
left the building and like snuck out a door to cloak.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Okay, well then do you want to live that? That
sounds like a rough life to live.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Does.

Speaker 27 (24:17):
But there's also a time where I face the person
and they asked to hang out again after months of
me like being invisible straight wow, Harry Potter cloak, and
they like they asked for me to hang out again,
and I had to tell.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Them, like, probably not and that I felt worse all right. Also,
it's about the cloaker, not the cloaking it is.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
And it goes back to what Danielle says you basically, no,
no offense, Brianna, You're a little spine list when it
comes to that.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Oh definitely, I'm a bad person.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
No, that's my problem. You're not a bad person, is
my point. So so person, Thank you very much, no problem.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
I see them.

Speaker 11 (24:55):
I would never do that unless somebody really did me wrong.
I just tolerate the text messages and just give them
a couple word answers and check in every now and
then and whatever. But I would never do that unless
they really did something wrong.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Right, Okay, I wouldn't do it either. I would just
tell someone this is what my problem is with you,
and that's it.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
God bless you Gandhi. And you know, Daniel, you have
to agree since since Gandhi has arrived on our shores. Yeah,
we have learned a lot from you because you have
a different perspective than us. We're a bunch of chickens.
I don't want to offend anyone. I don't want to
say to this person, you know what, it's not work.

Speaker 11 (25:31):
I don't like to hurt feelings. A lot of times
I feel bad.

Speaker 10 (25:34):
Well, so this is what I think that time is
the one commodity you can never get back no matter
what you do. You can get back money, you can
get back a lot of stuff, never time. So I
don't want to waste somebody's time by giving them a
thought that there's something that's gonna happen that's never gonna happen.
So I think it's just a lot nicer, even though
it seems harsher to just say I don't like you,
this isn't gonna work out.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Move on.

Speaker 11 (25:53):
I did it once, yep, because the person did something
they shouldn't have done and it didn't turn out very nong.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
All right, Sometimes you gotta do something you don't want
to do, what you need to do. Sometimes it hurts you,
like cut them off, and you're like, I'm so glad
they're cut off.

Speaker 19 (26:08):
Right.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Good morning, Shelley, how's it going?

Speaker 9 (26:11):
Good morning? How are you guys all doing a.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Confuse and befuddle? Your ex's mom made him cloak you.

Speaker 9 (26:20):
And made the whole family cloak me.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Oh now, why do you think they did that? What
is their problem with you? Shelley?

Speaker 9 (26:28):
Yeah, so we were each other's first relationship, so I
think she was more just scared of him having a
girlfriend and she didn't like it. And I think she
was just honestly jealous of like the time he was
spending with me and not with her. It was really
weird moms do that, I know.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
But so you guys broke up obviously, Yes, he.

Speaker 9 (26:45):
Made She made him text me and break up with me.
He wasn't allowed to look my way. We weren't even
allowed to look at each other.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
That's weird. And so the whole family cloaked you.

Speaker 9 (26:57):
Yeah, on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, everything every social media you
could think of.

Speaker 22 (27:01):
I'm blocked now, how long ago.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Did this happen.

Speaker 9 (27:05):
A couple of years ago?

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Now? In hindsight, aren't you glad it happened? You've moved
on in life is much better now, right?

Speaker 9 (27:10):
Well, actually he now dates my sister in law's little cousin.
Oh god, and I see him around a lot.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Oh lord wow.

Speaker 9 (27:22):
Yes, and he has a kid with her now, so
he's in the family forever.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Now it sounds like something all right, Well, good luck
to you, Shelley. But I think being cloaked. Sometimes being
cloaked is the best thing that can happen to you.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
It might be.

Speaker 10 (27:38):
I mean, you at least get a very clear sign
this person is a jerk, and you don't need someone
like that in your life.

Speaker 6 (27:43):
Especially when she has to deal with their family.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
I don't know. I think there's more to the story.
There are always there's always more to the story. Hello, Danielle,
how are you.

Speaker 23 (27:52):
I'm doing well?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Now. You don't only cloak people who you date, you
cloak but coworkers and stuff. You had to cloak someone
at work?

Speaker 11 (28:01):
Yes, Oh my.

Speaker 6 (28:03):
Gosh, what happened?

Speaker 23 (28:06):
So this actually only happened about two weeks ago. She
I mean we were close, you know, we would go
out for lunch. We worked very well together, and then
she decided to get herself the new jobs, which was
about two weeks ago, and before she left, she got

(28:27):
a little kind of like, I'm gonna say, Psycho, Psycho.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Is kind of a weird work. Was she getting clingy
to you?

Speaker 23 (28:35):
Yes, almost as if like she was obsessed with me.
So it was like I wasn't allowed to go out
to lunch with other coworkers, or if I did go
out with another coworker, she would say like, oh, so
you went out to lunch with me, lunch without me.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Wow, So you had to cloak or you don't work
with her anymore though, do you no?

Speaker 23 (28:55):
I completely like when she left. She texted me only
when she was gone for about a week, and she
texted me and said, do you not miss me already?
And that was my indicator like, okay.

Speaker 7 (29:07):
I can't.

Speaker 6 (29:09):
That's a little strong.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
It was kind of interesting about people that do things
like that, and most people are capable of doing it
without realizing it, but if you hear someone else tell
the stories, you're like, oh my god. I really was
like that.

Speaker 23 (29:20):
Yeah, yeah, And I got so scary to the point
where I like when I get home to my kids,
that's it. I don't My kids are are basically my home.
I don't want anything to do with work by the
time I get home. But the one time she told
me three times within the hour, and then the next

(29:40):
day she's like, what do you don't take off your phone?

Speaker 1 (29:42):
No, no, don't walk again. Cloaking is like ghosting. It's
where you did someone in your life for some reason
or another. You just want to cut them off completely.
So now you've you've cut her off completely, and now
do you feel okay? I mean she hasn't tried to
come around, hesh.

Speaker 23 (29:58):
No, I had a walk her from I even watch
her husband just in case, like there was some way
like a way to get into his account for her
to look.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
You know what, we laugh at this, but this is scary.

Speaker 6 (30:14):
It's serious.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
People are listening. If you feel like maybe you're doing
this to someone, stop it.

Speaker 6 (30:19):
Don't do it right.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Thank you for listening. Thank you, Danielle, Thank you so much. Now,
if you feel like that you're seeing signs that they
want you to back off, then I would go ahead
and read those and back off. That's not cool at all.
No move out of the state, go.

Speaker 19 (30:33):
Away another episode of Sauce on the Side.

Speaker 26 (30:37):
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Speaker 1 (30:43):
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Speaker 18 (30:47):
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hard that unto the coffee table.

Speaker 19 (30:52):
Open your free I heeard radio app search Sauce on
the Side and listen. Now elistair In in the Morning Show,
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
So this is interesting. Gandhi brought this to us. She's like, hey, guys,
had you ever heard of a guy named Francis Curry.
He's a radio consultant in the UK. And I said, yeah,
I've heard of this guy. He's very famous, and you
brought us this sound that he posted online about our show.
This is freaking me out.

Speaker 10 (31:31):
It freaked me out so badly yesterday, so somebody tagged
me and said, look, they're talking.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
About your show. So of course I had to listen
to it.

Speaker 10 (31:38):
Start listening to it, and this man, Francis Curry, started
to break down why you Elvis Duran are the most
successful radio presenter in the United States.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Oh, and I found it fascinating.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Well, to be fair, he talks about how we all
work well together. It's not just me he does.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yes, but it's your show.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Okay, let's break this down because he is accusing us
of working much harder than we really do.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Really breaking it down as that's our show. Who is
he talking?

Speaker 1 (32:07):
We have a lot to cover here, Froggy, Are you listening?
Are you ready to find out why you're so successful? Yes?
I would love to know why. There is Francis Curry.
Here we go.

Speaker 16 (32:15):
In this video we take a look at one of
the most successful radio presenters in America today, presenting the
Morning Show or Breakfast Show of Z one hundred in
New York. It is, of course, Elvis Duran.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
And he's about to give my age, Francis Curry. Here
we say.

Speaker 16 (32:29):
Elvis Duran was born in August nineteen sixty four, and
he started on the Breakfas Show on Z one hundred
or the Morning Show on Z one hundred in April
nineteen ninety six. When you think of the show, I
think you think of a sense of entertainment, a sense
of fun, a big crew, and a sense of pace.
Underneath that, though, I think there's also plenty of evidence
of a level of professionalism in terms of the performances,

(32:51):
the planning, the preparation that leaves many other shows oneting.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Okay, pause there professionalism. Wow wow, yeah, he's just planning
in preparation. Yeah, okay, listen, I love this guy. We
need for him to represent us and represent us and
be our agent. Yeah. Hearing us, he breaks he actually

(33:15):
breaks down what we do.

Speaker 16 (33:17):
This is fascinating and when you look at the clock
for the first time, I think most people are just
shocked at exactly how much talking there is. Now bear
in mind that this is recorded off the internet, so
what you hear on FM coming out of the radio
may be very slightly different. But basically, there are three
speech blocks. The first one runs about twenty minutes, the
second one runs about fifteen minutes, and the third one

(33:38):
runs six or seven minutes. And what's interesting, too, is
exactly how much content goes into just one of those
speech breaks. So here we can have a look at
what's in the first one, and you can see that
the first item, which I'm going to play in a
couple of minutes, is called super Pooper coffee, and it
runs three minutes.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
So I'm talking about that coffee that makes me God,
he gave it he gave it that. This talk break
is called super Pooper Coffee and Fiber Supplements.

Speaker 16 (34:06):
En, there's a game female porn Star or Yankee candle Scent.
That's the longest segment.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
If they play a game, if you tell us if
it's a female porn star or a Yankee candle scent.
Thank you for bringing that in that day, Nate. I
love how he breaks down our show. What else do
we do that day? This is fascinating, what a show
I would want to listen to this show.

Speaker 16 (34:28):
It sounds like this piece still and he runs four minutes,
and bear in mind there are six people contributing.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
To that as they go rounds around the room.

Speaker 16 (34:37):
The third item is round the room where all the
different characters on the show, Froggy, Scary, Danielle, Producer, Sam Gandhi, Straight, Nate,
and Elvis all talk about something from their weekend, from
their lives and it's a great example of real life
as prep. We'll get into that in a moment. Then
there's a discussion about snow and the weather forecast that
runs ninety seconds. Then we have three things we need

(34:59):
to know the topics of coronavirus, Black History Month, and
male chastity belts and male chastity belt.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Happens, Is't it weird? He actually breaks down as crap
we do? This is fascinating And.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
When you hear it back, we sound ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Our show was funny on paper. I don't know, I'll
get hold on.

Speaker 16 (35:24):
So the first segment I want to play you is
what opens the first speech break in the hour. Elvis
just makes it back from the toilet, And I think
what you hear is just a wonderful sense of fun
and enjoyment. Of course, some program directors will mourner of
us than others about talking about bodily functions in the
morning show, in the breakfast show. But I think what
you hear is just a sense of spontaneous performance that

(35:47):
is just a joy to listen to.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Hello, is Elvis still in the party?

Speaker 3 (35:51):
You know?

Speaker 18 (35:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (35:53):
He said he was trying to hold it but he
just couldn't hold it.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
That was insane. Just happened.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
Everything come out?

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Oh my god, why take the local when you can
take the express?

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Honey?

Speaker 6 (36:10):
It must be coffee, it.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Is It triggered something And yeah, what's that stuff called
super super coffee? Oh my god? No, I mean I
got goose bumps. I saw stars.

Speaker 13 (36:25):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
It was seriously, it was intense. I don't even like.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Coffee, and I wanted to rather stop talking.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Stuff. Wow. Do you remember those pills that we used
to order like fifteen years ago called oh wow, Oh yeah,
and they they the pills had all sorts of whatever
and some you know, and some cayenne pepper in there,
and it would wake your stomach up up and you
would go to the bathroom and do crazy stuff.

Speaker 6 (36:50):
Right, yeah, that's exactly what you said.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
What exactly you'd be sitting there you be oh wow.
If they still sell those, I was like, oh my god,
well I just had an I don't want to get
into details. It's really gross. I'm sorry, this is very
crass to get into this. But the super coffee, super
pooper coffee, I gotta I'm gonna call it pooper coffee
from now on. What's scary.

Speaker 18 (37:11):
I also feel that that coffee doesn't go with certain
people's personalities, like I like you. It may be great
for you, but I don't think I could have super
coffee because I know that I would be like talking
a thousand miles an hour.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
That would be all jittery, It's like when you took
those pills back in the day. What were those things
called healthy trim? Yeah? Okay, So he comes back and
talks about that.

Speaker 10 (37:30):
He pass back right after that part where Scary's talking
and he says, now, it's hard to tell if they
had prepared this whole thing or if it was just
an issue.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
I'm like, oh no, yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
I did. I'm not kidding. He almost lost his job
because we could not deal with him. It was like
dealing with it was like he was on in on,
he was on crank.

Speaker 6 (37:52):
Told him he's not allowed to take him anymore.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah, but their sponsor, I've got to take him, said no,
we'll lose the account. I turned into the whole He
moves about how Scary would pills, and he's turned into
a monster. It's like adopting a cute kitty. And also
the kiddy turns bad and starts climbing the curtains. That's
what Alison Scary was doing here.

Speaker 16 (38:15):
It comes and one of the things about that segment
is we don't know if that actually happened as it happened,
or whether it was prepared in advance, because the show
just excels a really thorough preparation, then really spontaneous performance
and that was a love Wait.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Now that's really what happened.

Speaker 16 (38:32):
Preparation, example of that very spontaneous performance. So just to
refer you back to the clock, Item three is round
the Room. This is a daily feature where basically all
the people on the cast, and it's a large cast,
will talk about something. As you can see from the
durations on the right, you know, this is a well controlled,
well managed bit, and I think this is something that

(38:52):
Elvis does particularly well, not just in terms of discipline
on the show, but also the show's casting itself is
really good, so that everybody has a very distinctive personality
and as you'll hear the segments, they do really amplify
those different personalities. But also they're well cast in terms
of their voices. Everybody has a very distinctive voice, which

(39:13):
makes the show easier to follow and navigate. Even though
Elvis himself, I think has said on occasion that the
show takes a while to get to know, but once
you do know it and like it, then you're kind
of part of the gang. The other thing that Elvis
does particularly well is he uses people's names a lot
to make sure that you always know who's contributing if

(39:33):
it's not Elvis himself. And I think this is something
that a lot of shows don't do particularly well, where
you can have two presenters to.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Degree you are. So this goes on and on and on.
I mean, I don't want to borrow anyone with this.
We but you know, being on this show, we could
listen to this all day because it's so fascinating to
hear someone actually listen to what we do every day
and they have an opinion about it.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
What have we learned so much credit that we did
not deserve.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
That we learn we learned.

Speaker 11 (39:58):
Don't be prepared and you're gonna get lots of love
and kudos.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Well here's the thing, and this is something that goes unsaid,
but we rarely prepare a lot on the show. We
know that. But the key to doing a show that
works with little preparation is you have to have faith
and trust in each other. You just do. You have
to know that you know, we have how many wheels
on this truck? If one goes flat, we have the

(40:24):
other wheels to keep us going. And that's just kind
of what we do.

Speaker 28 (40:27):
Yeahah, yeah, yeah, name I found that out when I
guess hosted for you, I realized that, hey, you know,
you have one idea or five ideas going into a break,
but then as soon as the microphone goes on, something happens,
Danielle says something that's ridiculous, and then you just have
to go with it. If you don't go with it,
you sound like a moron, you know what I mean?
If you don't acknowledge what's happening around you. Yeah, you

(40:50):
missed that opportunity.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
It's true. Yeah, Froggy, you've been doing this since you
were a kid. This Francis Curry who doesn't love Francis Curry.

Speaker 6 (41:00):
Friends.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
Some of the best breaks we have is when like
something's going on and then Scurry's like, okay, thirty seconds
and I was just like, oh crap, I don't have
anything old I want to do. And then when we start,
it just goes off on its own deal. And that's
some of the best times that we have. We don't
sit around, and I've worked on shows where it's okay,
when we start, you're gonna say this, and then I'm

(41:22):
gonna say this, how are you going to react?

Speaker 1 (41:23):
And I'm like, you got this is? This is all.
It was all. I could never hate it. I could
never work for a show where they go, Okay, you're
gonna say this, and then you're gonna respond like this.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Yeah, and then you're gonna He used to have to
write down what we were gonna say, and then I
found out why we were writing it down because the
guy that was the host, Kenny, he was not that funny,
so he would take other people's lines the worst, please
don't start.

Speaker 28 (41:44):
I actually knew the show where the male host he
hosted the show. He had a female co host, and
he wanted to hear laughs on every one of his jokes,
even if they weren't funny. So he had a button,
a sound button that if she didn't laugh, he would
just hit the button and make her laugh.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Wet Danielle using it.

Speaker 11 (42:04):
I do remember about fifteen or sixteen years ago, one
of the old co hosts of the Ladies that were
on the show. She wasn't out in the clubs and
doing whatever, and I remember them sitting her down and saying,
so we want you to pretend you're out in the
clubs and that you're doing this, and she was like,
there's no way in hell I can do that.

Speaker 6 (42:21):
She's like, that's just not me.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
We'll never do No, I can't do that. That's just
not what we can do. Yeah, Gandhi.

Speaker 10 (42:27):
I used to work for a show just like Froggy said,
where one of the guys on the show would tell
me a story and then he would ask my opinion
on that story, and then as soon as we hit
the air, he would say all.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Of my opinions.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
I was like, wait, how nice.

Speaker 6 (42:39):
Oh that's screwed, that's wrong.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
So Francis Kurry, I'm gonna listen to more of this later.
Francis Curry. Actually he goes and continues to dig deep
on our show. He goes speelunking in the Elvis Drane
Morning Show cave. But I will find something interesting. He
broke down our around the Room segment, Froggy talked about
his wife waking him up. That was one minute scary
to a tribute to workers in the blizzard. One minute.

(43:04):
Danielle talks about Amazon return credits forty five seconds, Producer
Sam talks about the small things and relationships. One minute.
Gandhi created a jewelry line. One minute straight Nate talks
about life in a hotel thirty seconds and there you go.
He breaks down everything in the seconds and moments and
it's so wild. All right enough.

Speaker 10 (43:23):
He even got into production, how we use production and
how it sounds good and a lot of shows don't
use this type of production, but we do and it's
effective and it was fascinating.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
The whole thing was really interesting.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Ay, well, thank you to Francis Curry. We love you,
and uh, let's go ahead and get Francis Curry all
the credit. Yes, Francis Curry for our show.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
And thank you Tony for tagging me in that or
I never would have seen it.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Thanks a little excellent. I loved it. I'm done.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Elster ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 16 (43:54):
What Now?

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Mis Dan in the Morning Show What left Me?

Speaker 1 (43:59):
In an argue over the dishwasher. I had one last
weekend because I'm I don't know if any of you
are like this. I'm very, very anal retentive about how
the dishwasher is loaded. It has to be a certain way.
Oh really, And if I see someone in my kids,
like we'll have friends over for dinner, see someone in
the kitchen, like one of my friends is like here,
I load the dishwasher. No no, no, no, no, no, you

(44:21):
go over there. You go sit down over there. You
can unload the dishwasher, but you cannot load my dishwasher,
and it turns into kind of a power play. Am
I the only one?

Speaker 29 (44:31):
No?

Speaker 10 (44:32):
I would Yeah, I don't think I would care really,
as long as it's getting done.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Yeah, good, someone just load them.

Speaker 6 (44:37):
My only thing with the dishwasher is times up. That's it.
Yeahs to be up and that's it.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
But see, Froggy's like me. Froggy is like a little
control freak with the dishwasher.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Yeah, because if you put the stuff in there wrong
and then you run the cycle and it doesn't get cleaned,
you can do it all over again. So then I
have to undo what you did and then do it right.
I'd rather build myself the first time.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
When you say you got to do it all over again,
don't you just have to push a button?

Speaker 4 (44:58):
No, because if it's loaded correctly, you got to unloaded
reload it so then it gets cleaned the proper way
of the next time.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Okay, what you're not understanding, Gandhi. Yes, when it comes
to dishwasher loading, you have to understand how the water circulates,
and therefore the plates and dishes need to be facing
the right way to get the biggest bounce of water right.
And also you need to put everything in there in
a way where you can fit more stuff in. So,
I tell you, have you ever seen the videos, It's

(45:24):
really fascinating. Go to YouTube. You can see the videos
of what what happens in your dishwasher when it's on.
It's something everyone should do. You need to take a
take a tour of your dishwasher while it's on. It'll
blow your mind. And the the by the way, dishwashers,
the new ones in me are so powerful that the
times up, times ties down thing doesn't really matter anymore

(45:44):
because every square inch of everything in there gets pelted, yeah, spanked.

Speaker 11 (45:50):
See my dishwashing guy when he came over to check
it when there was something wrong, he said, your best
bet is the gel or the powder, he said. Those
little pod things that you put in here, he said,
don't use them because sometimes they don't they don't discine,
read or melt enough and it gets stuck in there.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
But they're so they're so tasty. Though. I love. Because
of you, I'm gonna go back to jail. Thank you,
Daniel Scary So. By the way, welcome to dishwasher.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Talk one the time.

Speaker 18 (46:19):
I didn't know any better, and I experimented, and I
put dishwashing liquid into I squirted it into the area
where you'd put a dish detergent for the.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Well, let's put it this.

Speaker 18 (46:30):
Yeah, you know the stuff he used your hand, the
dawn and pal olive going out of stuff for the dishwashers.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Put that in the dishwasher. Yes, and oh my.

Speaker 18 (46:38):
God, SuDS was was leaking out the thing my kitchen.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
I was like, oh my god, what's going on here?
I guess what? You'll never do it again. They were interchangeable.

Speaker 19 (46:51):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tapping.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
I love coming to work and hearing that. Froggy is
featured in today's phone Yeah of the day his phone
tap with Froggy. Let's listen to it. What's it all about?

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Frog? So Scott is phone tapping his dad because well,
he's in a fantasy football pool. He apparently spent five
hundred dollars on the pool after telling his dad that
he was not going to do it this year. So
I call as the head of the pool guy meeting
my five hundred dollars and he could be in fantasy
football that starts tonight.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Oh boy, all right, so you know fantasy football people
have a problem with this.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
I need my five hundred bucks if you want to
stay in the pool.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Let's see what happens with Froggy's phone tap?

Speaker 4 (47:33):
Hey, man, what's up? I'm going to need to get
the five hundred bucks from you at some point today.

Speaker 13 (47:40):
I'm not sure I'm following you here. What is this
five hundred bucks about?

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Scott?

Speaker 4 (47:46):
Come on, man, I gotta get the money from you today.
You said you wanted to do this, so.

Speaker 13 (47:51):
God, this is his father Ken.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Oh, can you have Scott call me? Just tell Scott
Richie called to see what's going on?

Speaker 13 (48:01):
Is it something that's serious?

Speaker 12 (48:02):
For something?

Speaker 13 (48:03):
Is youriously own any money?

Speaker 1 (48:04):
All right, man, listen, just have have Scott call me me.

Speaker 13 (48:08):
No, no, I want to know what's going on. And
I want to know what's going on now.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
I mean, just hang up. If you'll just ask Scott
to call me, tell me to call Richie's.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Going No, you need to tell me what the hell's
going on?

Speaker 24 (48:19):
Night?

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Scotty there, all right, here we go.

Speaker 13 (48:24):
He's trying to call me right now. My home on
their phone.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
All right, don't answer and we'll call him back.

Speaker 13 (48:29):
All right, What the hell is going on with right now?
What are you talking about? I got friend of yours?
Call me you tell me the old five hundred dollars?

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Who Ritchie?

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Are you doing drugs or something?

Speaker 13 (48:44):
What the is going on? Oh my god, Ritchie called bear.
I don't know what the hell he is.

Speaker 23 (48:48):
What are you old five hundred dollars about?

Speaker 13 (48:50):
It has nothing to do with drugs. God, all right,
it was for fantasy football.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Undred dollars on fantasy football?

Speaker 13 (48:58):
Crazy? Hold on one second, please? Okay what I gotta
get my macaroni and cheese out of the microwave. It's
gonna get cold. Okay, your macaroni cheese. It's then a
damn like away. You hit the but it wants it
back up again. We have to deal with this right now.
Macaroni and cheese. There's a chance I could win ten grand.

Speaker 7 (49:17):
That's why the chance that you could tis five hundred
dollars to buy You don't know about football?

Speaker 13 (49:22):
Do you ever want to bet one me in five
years in football? And I don't know about football?

Speaker 12 (49:27):
Six?

Speaker 13 (49:27):
When do you ever even have five hundred dollars for
Christ's sake, and you're gonna waste.

Speaker 28 (49:31):
Them on this.

Speaker 13 (49:32):
No, no, no, no, The odds are in my favor here,
odds are never in your favor. Don't you know about
betting yodds?

Speaker 29 (49:38):
In your family?

Speaker 13 (49:39):
You're gonna get an ask Chicken when you get back
to this house.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
How did you even get in this beep?

Speaker 13 (49:44):
You wouldn't take my ass if I won ten grand?
You're not gonna win ten grand?

Speaker 5 (49:48):
What the throng?

Speaker 7 (49:49):
Would you? You don't even have the first five woman
almost to place the bet.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Do you think you're.

Speaker 13 (49:54):
Gonna win ten grand? Asked White.

Speaker 7 (49:56):
Yah, who's that?

Speaker 4 (50:00):
This is Froggy from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
And you've been to phone tapped.

Speaker 13 (50:06):
Talking about radio Elvis Duran. Elvis Dran, Yeah, it was
a little bastard.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 26 (50:16):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 19 (50:20):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (50:37):
What was that?

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
You should get into this contest. Let's do it. Welcome
back to finish the lyric. The game that's impossible to
win unless you know your lyrics. You know, there are
some people that know every lyric to every song, and
I think it's in a genetic make up with someone.
Either they retain the lyrics in their brain or they don't.

(51:06):
I don't. I don't even know exactly. I have no
memory whatsoever. I don't even understand what they're saying most
of the time. Sorry, I need subtitles, but we don't
have any screen to watch.

Speaker 11 (51:17):
So many times it sounds like they're saying one thing,
but they're really saying something else.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
This is true to you. Let's go talk to Alison
from Beautiful Button, New Jersey. I'm going to bot Good morning, Allison.
You know you're doing well. You're like you're like thirty
minutes from where I'm sitting right now in Beautiful no kidding, Jersey. Hey, So,
what is the name of that great pizza place? It's
a tavern in Bouton, New Jersey.

Speaker 21 (51:44):
There are we actually have quite a few.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
One is Reservoir Cavern. That's that's another one.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
There's more.

Speaker 21 (51:51):
Yeahn is the big popular place in that all the
locals go to.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
I love that. Well, Allison, we totally trust in you.
I know you know your music lyrics, but in case
you don't. We also have a backup. Don't get mad
at this, Allison, don't get mad. Liz is from glen Cove,
a VET Tech student, which we love. Congratulations Liz on
your pending graduation. That's cool.

Speaker 18 (52:18):
Oh you want them all together?

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Sure would have been nice right there. Yeah, that would
have sounded slick in a way. Liz. How you doing.

Speaker 29 (52:31):
I'm good?

Speaker 8 (52:32):
Just driving to school?

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Oh good? Well, look you're the backup. Say how to Alison.
By the way, you're her cover.

Speaker 11 (52:38):
Hi, Alison, the buzz Hi, Liz.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Let's not get mad. So if Alison fails, Liz, you
have to swoop in and save the day. Okay, like
right away, we'll ask you.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Okay, I have five songs before me, maybe more. Uh
and these are all great songs that they were very
popular in their time or today. We're both. Let's see
if you can finish the lyrics. You'll hear some. Then
you have to finish. Here we go. We'll start with you. Alison.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Oh, I know it's for real, but I don't.

Speaker 21 (53:21):
It's beautiful.

Speaker 29 (53:22):
I don't know, I don't know. I'm sorry. Not a
good start.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Not a good start, I think.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
That word is one of the pieces of the puzzle. Liz,
Liz beautiful. I just want.

Speaker 15 (53:40):
I just won't you know.

Speaker 21 (53:43):
You're my favorite girl?

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Wow? All right, all right, all right now.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
It was a bit pitchy, but she got it.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
I know we're underway, but let's not. Let's not think
we've won it all yet. We got work to do. Allison,
back to you. Finish this lyric right here.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Again we make.

Speaker 21 (54:18):
Mm hm oh Jesus sawn Mendez. I know Jesse McCartney,
I know, but we're Yeah.

Speaker 11 (54:29):
I met him, I met him.

Speaker 21 (54:30):
I'm failing.

Speaker 23 (54:31):
You know what I'm failing.

Speaker 21 (54:33):
I'm failing.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
I'm apologizing.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Go ahead, don't give up quite yet. Okay, so we
know it's Jesse McCartney. The lyrics were, why don't you
tell him that I'm leaving, never looking back again? You
found somebody who does it better than he can. No
more making you cry, no more of them, grace guys.

(54:56):
And then he says, what, hmm.

Speaker 8 (55:00):
I'm leaving on it?

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Five?

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Wa was that Liz or Alison was all right? All right, Alison,
I feel good about this next one.

Speaker 12 (55:17):
I hope, I hope so And that's sad.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
No hold on this the easy one. Listen closely.

Speaker 6 (55:30):
I don't even know what that was.

Speaker 25 (55:32):
What one more time? I got him say, uh you
do finish?

Speaker 29 (55:44):
No?

Speaker 2 (55:44):
No, no, no, hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
I don't think I know that song. What I never
in my life have I This is scary Jones. Yes,
I never heard that. Wow. I love how you identified yourself.
Usually I like, I know everything, I know every song,
but I don't know that song. By the way, this
is okay, Well identify yourself. All right, come on, Allison,

(56:16):
let's se if you you can. Let' see if you
can finish these lyrics. This is a big hit from
the day. Have you ever met a girl that you
tried to date but a year to make gloves? She
wanted you to wait. Let me tell your story in
my situation?

Speaker 21 (56:31):
Mm hmm, oh god, I know what the I know
what the chorus is.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
I know, girl, you got what, you got what I need?

Speaker 5 (56:40):
But you say he's got the friend.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Yeah, that is the chorus, but it doesn't fit into
your I mean, no, you A lot of people would
even get that, Bartie.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
It's fans, Marty and I got the chorus.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
But I tell you the story of my situation. And
then all right, what about you starting with starting in
you nation. No, but you sound so proud of yourself.
It really is not. We're starting a new nation. It's
this to this girl from the US nation. So it's

(57:14):
sound starting a new nation, but it's not. Okay, let's
go back to this, Alison, finish these lyrics. Here we go,
I do my had toms.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
Check one names mate?

Speaker 13 (57:25):
How you feel feeling cool?

Speaker 1 (57:28):
So good?

Speaker 13 (57:28):
At house.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Judge?

Speaker 2 (57:30):
She said, God, I got.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
We should play that song right now. So Liz got three,
Allison got one? Is that is that right? Yeah? About that?
You do have something for Alison, though, she can't just
walk away empty handed. Hello, Yeah, Alison, we're going to.

Speaker 28 (57:54):
You know, we're gonna finish Allison. We're gonna load you
down with the Elvis Ran Apparel absolutely right T shirt
all thanks to Hackensack Radio.

Speaker 11 (58:06):
It makes it seem like you're getting this like sweatpants, Zify.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Sweatshirt.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
You can hopefully look as good as me.

Speaker 7 (58:14):
Word.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Make sure you build another closet. Well, thank you?

Speaker 3 (58:18):
Can I can?

Speaker 23 (58:18):
I can?

Speaker 21 (58:19):
I just say something real quick?

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Sure?

Speaker 29 (58:21):
Hold on?

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Is just Alison A.

Speaker 21 (58:23):
Thousand, a thousand? So so I am one of the
old school listeners. I've been listening to you guys for
since I was a teenager, and now I'm in my forties.

Speaker 22 (58:32):
I'm a teacher.

Speaker 18 (58:35):
I know that I know, and.

Speaker 21 (58:37):
And Elvis you you you and Danyelle and the whole team.
You guys have you know, been there through a lot
of ups and downs, and I have followed all of
your stories, and you know, I remember being comforted during
September eleventh.

Speaker 23 (58:50):
And just so many wonderful things.

Speaker 21 (58:51):
And you've been my mornings every morning on my way
to school for decades now.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
So I appreciate you guys.

Speaker 11 (58:57):
Sweatshirt on a day I know she is loyalty, should
get a crown, a t R or something I don't
know to send her something else.

Speaker 30 (59:07):
Don't be a you know, maybe I really pulled Alison.
All Right, Allison, we're gonna give you five hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
All you gotta do butter our biscuits get okay now much,
don't don't hang up, but Liz online one you want it,
so you have to get something better than undred dollars.
You get five dollars. It's one hundred pennies.

Speaker 29 (59:38):
And may I just add that I've been listening to
you guys since I was five Elvis and Elliott and
I am now four nice and we grew up on
you every morning. My mom was a teacher, so she
woke us up at the you know, ask and that
was my growing up. If you got.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
It's so Disney World.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
And you know you get five hundred, yeah, you know
you have five hundred and two hundred pennies. Yes, Gandhi,
do you think.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
She deserves a hoodie and a T shirt?

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
A yes, pare line.

Speaker 28 (01:00:21):
We're also going to give you some food out of
Gandhi's desk, and you're not.

Speaker 6 (01:00:27):
Em and ms at my desk.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Oh yeah, congratulations, Thank you first as well, Cauday. Hold
on one second, we're gonna put for something else. Yeah,
put on hold before they prove another reason. Why really
got to give them like an open forum there. I mean,
they're really pleading there. They were a great team. They
were fantastic. But I made the money. Okay, get over, Granddad,

(01:00:50):
I've hurt her money budget all they doing, pulled up
their hands and one more. I'm out of I'm out
of money. It's okay, we'll find more, don't worry. Okay. Anyway,
So thank you for playing, Liz, Thank you for playing Alison.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
It's whack a doodle time. It is whack a doodle time.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
My nupples are so hard.

Speaker 19 (01:01:15):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
So on Reddit, there's a thread asking people what was
your most horrible experience for being attractive? And the answers
are sort of interesting. First of all, do you guys
want to guess in here, like what could be the
downfall of being attractive?

Speaker 10 (01:01:39):
People don't like you for your brain or not approachable.
Maybe I'm not approachable. People make overt.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Advances at you, like sexually. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
All that sounds great, right, Well, okay, some of the
things on Reddit I saw that were sort of understandable,
like receiving unwonted attention harassment. Others say it affects the
reputation apparently, it says. One woman says, apparently, I want
everyone's husband. I don't. She says, I barely want mine.
I don't want yours.

Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
But that makes sense.

Speaker 11 (01:02:11):
People don't trust you around their other halves because they
think you're you know, it's your other half that might
go after the hot one.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
That happens even when you're hot. Trust me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Teachers. Teachers who are really attractive, they get harassed by
the husband or wife of the parents. They come to
pick up the kids, and they're saying they're being harassed.
And let's see, being attractive enough to get hit on,
but when you're not interested, they pick out something to
make you feel like crap about so they don't feel

(01:02:42):
bad about being rejected. There's that. Okay, let's see. One
comment says, I've met a shocking amount of men who
think if they can get my self esteem low enough,
I'll be into them. It's insane. That's awful.

Speaker 6 (01:02:57):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
When people who are or your quote unquote friends take
every chance they can to criticize your appearance or anything else,
whatever little crumb of shade they can use to humble you,
I wonder. I don't have any idiot what that feels like.
So anyway, being dropped dead gorgeous, I guess can be
can be a problem.

Speaker 6 (01:03:16):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
So I don't buy this.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Well, I mean, okay, well, first of all, I don't
think it's their fault. People around them treat them differently sometimes,
But you don't buy it.

Speaker 10 (01:03:25):
Well, here's I think that when the whatever it is
is too much of something good. It's hard to complain
about that thing, like oh, I have too much money,
I'm too smart, I'm too good looking, I'm just too likable.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
I mean, come on, you're gonna be okay. You will
be able to rebuild.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Right, they're saying. Also, when Reddit, you are presumed to
be dumb. It's fascinating how the intelligence bar is pretty
low for attractive people, wrote when user at work positive, Yeah,
well at work this has turned nasty. At one medical center,
when a good looking female occupational therapist joined a user's team,
they said, coworkers who I previously thought were cool people

(01:04:03):
started at a smear campaign against her out of nothing.
When as far as reporting her to the boss for
all kinds of trivial things she didn't do and had
no part of it. Well, you kind of wonder what
the full story is there no offense to the attractive woman.
I don't know.

Speaker 31 (01:04:17):
I think it could create character flaws because you could
be the car. You can create a character flaw like
you don't because then you have a life of yes,
where everything is handed to you and you don't try hard.

Speaker 18 (01:04:28):
In life, you may not try hard because everything is
given to the hot person. So you may travel through
life on easy street and now realize that you've developed
issues of your own.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Does that make any sense? Makes where?

Speaker 7 (01:04:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
No, I hear you. Absolutely everything's handed to you on
a silver platter.

Speaker 18 (01:04:47):
So maybe you don't study as hard, maybe you don't
try it and achieve for the better job it was.
It's just handed it's just given to you. Maybe you
don't try hard in bed?

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
No, well, you know the lady like, well everybody, okay,
is that true?

Speaker 6 (01:05:01):
Because you're hot and you don't try and bed?

Speaker 29 (01:05:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
I just lay there. Wow, sounds fun. I don't know.
You know, I've been with very attractive people many times
in my life, and I my level of expectation for
them is justice ie anyone else? Seriously, No, because that's
a whole different playing field, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
I think so.

Speaker 10 (01:05:24):
I also think once you're in a relationship with somebody,
you get to know somebody or work with somebody, the
looks wear off pretty quickly and you get to know
that person for who they really are. Maybe they'll get
more attractive if they're amazing, or less attractive if they're not.
I think it's just sort of a foot in the door.
But then you have to do something with it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Yeah, yeah, you know what. To that point, I think
it's interesting. How if you're sort of flirting with someone
who's very attractive, you flirt a little faster. You maybe
you ramp it up a little bit. I don't know,
because it's kind of playful. But back to the bed thing, Nate.
If I'm in bed with you and the lights are
off and you're boring me, it's like you think, I'm
just going to turn around the light so I can
just look at you and like like you again. But

(01:06:02):
hold on, wait, yeah I'm bored. Hold let me turn
the light on. Ah there you're yeah there. It maybe controversial.

Speaker 32 (01:06:08):
The more attractive you are, the less you have to try,
because it's just it's just bull crap. No, no, because
you know, the person that's with the more attractive person,
you already kind of got something extra in the fact
that they're attractive, so they don't have that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
You're saying that the act of sexual whatever is better
because they look better. Well, I'm not saying it's better.

Speaker 28 (01:06:30):
I'm just saying it compensates for the fact that the
person's uh, you know, not doing anything, the fact that
they're really attractive, Like I feel like, if you're a ten,
you could just lay there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Wow, if you're no, because I've been with some tens
and no, that didn't last more than a date. Well exactly.
But the fact of the matter is you got him
in bed.

Speaker 11 (01:06:50):
Wait, don't you remember we had that He was so
hot this actor that came up.

Speaker 6 (01:06:55):
I remember his name and I'm not gonna say damn.
And he was so beautiful.

Speaker 11 (01:06:58):
And then he started talking and we were like, oh
my gosh, he's so stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
You still wanted to sleep with them?

Speaker 24 (01:07:03):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
We didn't.

Speaker 11 (01:07:05):
His attractiveness went down a lot because I was like,
oh my gosh, you can't even have a conversation with
this guy.

Speaker 6 (01:07:11):
So it was a downfall. So I don't know what
the hell you're talking about, Nate.

Speaker 18 (01:07:16):
Super attractive people don't have to develop their full personality.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Is that you know what?

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
No, no, you see the flaw. There is not them.
It's you and how you perceive them as people. You're
the problem. It's how you You're perceiving them to be
better than those who are not as attractive. That's that's
on you. That's not them. I'm ugly. I gotta try harder.
I know, you're not exactly you know, it's splash, make

(01:07:43):
a splash. I don't know. I think you know. When
it comes to the world of attractive versus not as attractive,
it's two different parties at play here. It's not just
the person who's attractive. Yeah you know, I mean you know,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
I think can get you somewhere, but I won't get
you everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
No, and keep in mind this article, where was really
asking the people who felt they were attractive what was
bad about it? Right, Like, what is awful about your
life because you're attractive? Or maybe the question should have
been because you feel as you if you're attractive, because
there's a difference.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
That's a good one too. We should have interviewed Nate
for this. He would have had a lot of answers.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
No, please, he's full of crappy experts, and you are
an expert. Why what tell me? Coming up with old
words that granddaught dad used to use. We had a memo,
We had an email going back and forth with someone
in the company, and Nate said, thanks for all those ideas.

(01:08:43):
We're going to noodle on those for a few weeks.
We'll get back to you, and you know what, everybody
knew what I was talking about, noodle.

Speaker 6 (01:08:49):
I never heard that before.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
You know what I'm talking about though, Right, well, we.

Speaker 6 (01:08:52):
Can assumes think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
From the context. You you used your noodle to know
what I was talking about, right, it doesn't matter. Okay,
So back to this. Do you have someone on the phone,
someone talking to hang We're trying to get him hanging.
See if you were more attractive, you would have had
it done.

Speaker 7 (01:09:09):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
If they could see me over the phone, they definitely
pick up this text is calling bs.

Speaker 18 (01:09:16):
My fiance and I are both attractive, and trust me,
we go all in in bed.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
Okay, I'm not saying that. Once we say one thing
about one person, it means everyone who's attractive lives that rule.
And you know better than that. Don't get defensive. Being
defensive on text is very telling.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
Just saying makes me chuckle me too.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
I mean, look, you know, do you go full throttle
in bed because you're attractive? I mean you can be
attracted to people who I don't know. Here's the thing
about being attractive, it's it's different for everyone. I mean,
you're what's attracted for You may not be attractive to me,
Alex and I we have definitely have different types totally.

Speaker 6 (01:09:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:09:55):
I think about that all the time, where there are
people who come in and everyone's like, oh my god,
that person's so hot, Oh my god, And I just think.

Speaker 11 (01:10:01):
Yeah, because this doesn't ask for every chair, not what
they say.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
It's true vice versa.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Yeah, there's a chair for every as Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:10:11):
Like personality, I don't know, personality makes such a huge difference.
I think people who are funny and witty are so hot.
Tony Stark, That's that's why Danielle and I love.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Him the best. I'm with you?

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Is there someone It would looks like they're working diligently
to get someone on the air, but I see nothing
because no one's answering the phone.

Speaker 18 (01:10:28):
They're texting in but.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
You don't want to talk.

Speaker 6 (01:10:30):
Hot people don't want to talk.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
I don't answer my phone. I'm so hot for that phone,
can't do it.

Speaker 11 (01:10:37):
But you know, hotness it fades to guys. You know,
if you can get sick over the years, are you bold?

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
You do this?

Speaker 11 (01:10:43):
You do that, you gain weight? What are you not
going to want to be with them anymore because they're
you know, they're not hot? If they at least have
a good personality and you have fun with them. At
least you got something.

Speaker 6 (01:10:52):
Yeah, seriously, well see the list.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
The list you just made means you're not hot? Is
in your in your mind? Yeah, bald gaining weight, you're
not hot.

Speaker 7 (01:11:02):
No.

Speaker 11 (01:11:02):
But I'm just saying, like, you know what I mean,
You're not gonna stay like this godlike person for all
your life. Crap happens, and people, you know, go down
hill happens everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Oh I amen, honey, I know. Okay, Well, look at nature,
I mean, we watch the nature shows. You have this
crazy colorful bird out in the middle of you know,
New Guinea or wherever. I don't know where they are,
you know, just got jumping around and getting the attention
of other birds for mating reasons. Well, okay, so let's
say you you keep your hair perfect, you wear really
nice clothes, you take care of yourself in your look,

(01:11:35):
and you smile and then you have a great demeanor
and you're fine whatever. What's the difference between that and
that bird you know that's attracting other birds? You're attracted initially,
initially from the surface stuff because you don't know them inside.

Speaker 10 (01:11:51):
Right, It gets your foot in the door exactly doesn't
keep you there, right, You got to do other stuff
once you have that foot in the door to keep it,
keep it going.

Speaker 6 (01:11:59):
But some people don't. Some people don't care. These want
arm candy, they don't give them.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
I wonder how that works out.

Speaker 6 (01:12:04):
I wouldn't think that would last very long.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
But you know, Nate, do you have someone? Can we go?
What line? Take? Courtney? On line twenty, she actually agrees
with me? Well really, okay, yeah, I love how you Courtney.
He spent half an hour looking for a call, but
he waited for the only one that would agree with him.
What's up, Courtney? What's up?

Speaker 28 (01:12:25):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
I'm not the attractive person, but I have a dated
attractive men, and unless they started talking and started sounding
as absolutely stupid, their looks good compensate for poor behavior,
or not poor behavior, but poor actions in the bedroom.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Okay, well, where do they get? Hear with them? I mean,
where are they now?

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (01:12:44):
Who knows?

Speaker 5 (01:12:45):
Because I'm far from them. I'm in the whole love
of state.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
There you go. That's my point. I mean, if their
looks helped move them along, even if they were lacking
in other areas, well, you still obviously didn't love what
you had because you didn't keep them. You got rid
of him because you were smart.

Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
Well, you know, I was young and he was attractive,
and that's all I was really thinking about was his looks. Okay,
not even keeping him as long term.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
But would you do that now?

Speaker 7 (01:13:12):
No, not at fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
At fifty for a woman, fifty is still hot. Man,
you got it going on, don't. Don't give that up
quite yet. But I'm trying to figure out how she
agrees with you, Nate, I'm not seeing the connection. Well,
I know the guy didn't have to try that hard.
I think that's the point.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
No, he did not.

Speaker 5 (01:13:30):
He was so he was attractive and young. Mean, my
friends were jealous. So I was like, well, okay, they
don't have to know that. Well, his snipper is a
little smaller or he's not all that great than this, right, they.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Don't have to know. But you were at the stage
in your life where he didn't matter. You weren't looking
for the long term. Were you were looking for that exactly?

Speaker 5 (01:13:49):
Just for some fun, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
But Nate, So, Nate, you got a small snipper. I
don't have to try that hard. So there you go. Ille.
Obviously you don't. Well look, thank you for listening to us, Courtney.
It's a pleasure speaking with you, and I love that
you're listening to us. I love people with your spirit
and yours punk out there and you need your energy.

(01:14:12):
Thank you so much. Have a good one, you two.
There you go. No, yeah, when I was in college whatever, sure,
we always went for the hot ones, absolutely because I
was hot in college. No problem.

Speaker 6 (01:14:25):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
Those days are done.

Speaker 6 (01:14:29):
Stopping, goodbye.

Speaker 10 (01:14:31):
But it just all goes back to people being like fruit,
where everyone's going to shrivel up at some point, it's
going to happen.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
What is the flavor that you leave behind? That's the
important part.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Grapes and raisins, there they are.

Speaker 6 (01:14:44):
We're not normal.

Speaker 19 (01:14:45):
Hester In in the Morning Show. No, I'm done, Elis
Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
Hey, so last night, Nate, you were just flipping around,
couldn't sleep late night Lee.

Speaker 28 (01:15:09):
Yeah, so I was flipping through and I don't know
what channel had it on, but they played Family Guy
over and over and over.

Speaker 7 (01:15:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 28 (01:15:14):
I used to watch it, but yeah, I haven't been
watching it lately, so I thought I was catching up
and they had this bit you know there's a little
cutaway gags they do all the time. Yes, and they
were I think it was Peter was quizzing quagmire on,
you know, was whether it was a Yankee Candle Company
scent or a female porn star.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
And I thought it was hilarious.

Speaker 28 (01:15:33):
So I just wrote a couple of these down and
I figured you could play them today.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Oh well, let's let's play. Let's just play here in
the room. Give me some.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
With the pornhub sound?

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Is this a little porn music in the background?

Speaker 18 (01:15:49):
Seventy seventy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
Seventies? Who would want to have sex to this music?

Speaker 7 (01:15:56):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
What does that instrument called? That little woe?

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
That's it's a guitar pedal?

Speaker 15 (01:16:01):
Right, you know what that is?

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
Okay, something like that. Anyway, Welcome to female porn star
or Yankee Candle Scent. Okay, let's just play here in
the room, all right, No needs drag any wheels in
all this. We'll start with you. Froggy, female porn star
or Yankee candlesent. Brooke Bliss, female porn star, that's correct. Yeah,

(01:16:24):
she starred in Cis Loves Me three.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Froggy's gonna ace this.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
Danielle. Yeah, female porn star or Yankee candlecent meadow showers.

Speaker 6 (01:16:35):
I'm gonna say Yankee candles.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
That's correct. Yeah, uh gandhi, female porn star or Yankee
candle scent. Holly Kiss.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
Oh, that's a tough one. I'm gonna go with Yankee
candle scent no.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
Even though I'm sure it would smell nice. Holly Kiss
was a porn star and she started in office nymphs three.

Speaker 6 (01:17:00):
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Speaker 17 (01:17:13):
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Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
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Brabusters nine.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
I gotta watch more porn nine.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
Think it's episode ten. She was just a number nine
scary a female porn start or Yankee candlecent Lilac blossoms, Lilac.

Speaker 18 (01:17:33):
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Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
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the film Scotty Be.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
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he knows right away. Your favorite film rear Ending My Girl. Yeah, yeah,

(01:18:21):
you know, female porn star or Yankee Candlecent Secret Bloom.

Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
That's gonna be a Yankee Candlecent.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
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Dahlia Sky. That's Dahlia Sky.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
I'm gonna go with porn star on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
Absolutely.

Speaker 30 (01:18:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
Yeah, she was in hog tiede Hunks.

Speaker 10 (01:18:44):
I'm sure she was list of things to watch when
I go home Froggy.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Yeah. Finally, female porn star or Yankee Candlecent. April Showers,
Now that is a porn star. Well, it's both a
porn star and might be.

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
But I've definitely seen her in a film or two.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
Yeah, April Showers start in TNA Housewives, but I can't
tell you what she smells like at the Yankee Candlestore.
There you go, Thank you for playing female porn star
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Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
All right, Garrett, tell us all about your phone tap.

Speaker 15 (01:19:26):
Super Bowl Sunday happened in just in a few days,
a lot of people ordering TVs, throwing parties. So Rachel
wanted to play a phone tap on her boyfriend Carl.
Carl ordered a big TV, like almost eighty inches, right,
so he's expect eighty wow.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
Yeah, it's a TV.

Speaker 15 (01:19:42):
He's expecting it to come to the house for a
Super Bowl. So I'm gonna call from the store that
he bought it from and said, Hey, that's not gonna happen.
This is a bad idea. All right, let's listen to
take you care you Carl. Hey, this is Phil Dumphy
over at Alpset.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
How are you.

Speaker 13 (01:19:56):
I am great. I'm just sitting here waiting for you, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Fantastic.

Speaker 13 (01:20:00):
I know when you're gonna be coming. I actually have
to run to the pharmacy for like a half hour.

Speaker 15 (01:20:05):
Okay, well you know, take your time, no need to rush.
And that's why I'm calling. I won't be able to
get you your TV. It looks like until Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Is is that? Okay?

Speaker 15 (01:20:14):
Excuse me, Yeah, the Monday we had a problem with
the truck.

Speaker 13 (01:20:19):
Listen, what do you mean Monday? Somebody is the super Bowl?
When I was in your store, I explained that to you.

Speaker 15 (01:20:26):
I can guarantee delivery for Monday for you.

Speaker 13 (01:20:29):
No, no, you got to be kidding me.

Speaker 7 (01:20:31):
First of all, I took off a day from work
today because you guys told me you have the TV
here today.

Speaker 15 (01:20:37):
Well, that's what our original plans were. But then unfortunately,
the truck hit a pothole, and then the pothole kind
of threw some stuff around. Some iPods got cracked, some
iPads got cracked, some TVs broke.

Speaker 13 (01:20:46):
It just happened.

Speaker 33 (01:20:47):
There are other TVs that you have to be other
TVs in the warehouse. I'm having fifty people over my
house on Sunday for a Super Bowl party, and then
there will be a TV at my house.

Speaker 15 (01:20:58):
So you don't have a TV? Was this your first
TV that you're ever buying?

Speaker 7 (01:21:03):
On a second, Listen, when I went in there and
spoke to a salesperson, they told me this whole speel
about the Super Bowl sale and how one of them
is going.

Speaker 15 (01:21:10):
To be Can you just like get a TV from
another room just for the time being.

Speaker 13 (01:21:14):
That does That does not do me any good.

Speaker 7 (01:21:16):
You you gotta be kidding Listen to me.

Speaker 24 (01:21:18):
Yes, I'm outing fifty people to my house to watch
an eighty inch screen TV. I'm not putting a thirty
two inch TV in my living room for fifty people
to watch in my house.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
Sir?

Speaker 15 (01:21:30):
Well, can I ask where is your other TV that
you had?

Speaker 13 (01:21:34):
I threw it out.

Speaker 7 (01:21:35):
I threw it out because you told me I would
have a TV in my house.

Speaker 15 (01:21:40):
What if I give you a great radio system that
you can hook up to your house? You know different.
You know no one's going to be listening to this.

Speaker 7 (01:21:46):
You're listening to the Super Bowl on a radio. What
are we supposed to act it out like shadow pumpics.

Speaker 23 (01:21:51):
You gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 15 (01:21:52):
Well, sir, you shouldn't have gotten rid of the TV
that you had until you had a new one coming here, right.

Speaker 13 (01:21:57):
Well, i'd have a TV in my house today, sir.

Speaker 15 (01:21:59):
I totally get it. When the Tony Awards were on,
my TV went out and I totally missed the first
hour and a half of the Tony Awards super Bowl.

Speaker 13 (01:22:07):
This is not the Tony Awards.

Speaker 7 (01:22:10):
Are you kidding me? Fit at your TV in my
house on Super Bowl Sunday.

Speaker 15 (01:22:15):
I definitely have like a twenty four inch I can
get you.

Speaker 13 (01:22:18):
Listen to me, jack Off.

Speaker 7 (01:22:19):
I work at your company because of your reputation, and
you're supposed to stand by your product.

Speaker 13 (01:22:24):
This is a disgrace.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
You call me up.

Speaker 13 (01:22:27):
Three days before I need my TV in my house.

Speaker 7 (01:22:30):
Are you kidding me? H uh huh?

Speaker 13 (01:22:34):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
Oh well, excuse me.

Speaker 15 (01:22:37):
Well, sir, this is my lunch break and I'm just
trying to call two birds with one stone.

Speaker 13 (01:22:44):
Wait said way, listen to me. Are you customer service?
You know I called me with a mouthful of food.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
Well, lunchtime.

Speaker 15 (01:22:52):
You gotta understand that.

Speaker 7 (01:22:53):
Put that new food out of your mouth right now,
all right now, and as a professional, all right.

Speaker 15 (01:22:59):
Holds, all right, fine, I'm sorry that was a bad
move on my part.

Speaker 13 (01:23:04):
Kidding me.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
Listen all right, Carl.

Speaker 15 (01:23:07):
Say hello to Rachel.

Speaker 7 (01:23:09):
Honey, you've just been phone taps.

Speaker 13 (01:23:14):
Oh I love.

Speaker 7 (01:23:17):
Yeah.

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The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Show adulting really sucks? Do we all agree?

Speaker 5 (01:23:42):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
I realized I'm an adult and I'm getting way too
old when I start thinking it's too late to drink coffee,
like I have a set, I have a cut off
date during the day. Hey, let's go ahead have coffee.
Oh no, it's three clock. I couldn't know. I won't
sleep tonight. How boring am I?

Speaker 6 (01:24:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
You know what I'm doing today. I'm going out. I'm
having a five o'clock coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
Yeah tomorrow morning.

Speaker 6 (01:24:09):
Here, just say I couldn't sleep all night.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
You know you're adulting on the other side. Oh, someone,
let's go out for cocktails. Oh no, no, it's not
even three o'clock. I can't have cocktails as early. Please please,
I'm going to have a two o'clock cocktail today. I'm
going to have a five o'clock coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
I think adulting is having whatever you want, whenever you want.

Speaker 6 (01:24:29):
Right, that's what I feel.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
You want that coffee, Get the coffee. You couldn't do
it as a kid, do it as an adult.

Speaker 6 (01:24:33):
I used to say that when I was a kid.
I ever saying I can't wait till I grow ups.

Speaker 11 (01:24:36):
I can buy any candy EYE want, and nobody can
tell me otherwise.

Speaker 6 (01:24:40):
Now I go in, I don't really buy.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
It's adult adulting really sucks. Here's another one. I'm walking
through city, the city, New York City has all the
best restaurants known to man. I could I could choose
anyone while walking here from here to home, and I
give myself the oh, I've got food at home conversation.
I hated that as a kid, well, I know, but
as adults, you're like, no, no, I'm not going to
stop here at this great restaurant. I'd love to try,

(01:25:05):
because I got food in the refrigerator from three days that.

Speaker 4 (01:25:09):
We go to grandma's house and she'd go a Safeway
and I'd say, hey, can we get the oreos?

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
No, we have those of the house at the house.
We get home. She had hydrocks, and like the.

Speaker 10 (01:25:20):
Solution to it is just never have food at home
so that you don't feel bad about eating out all
the time.

Speaker 6 (01:25:24):
Very good.

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
Another thing about adulting, I can't leave dishes in the
sink when I leave the house. I must. I must
clean the kitchen. I cannot. That's me.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
That's good though, but when you're.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
Younger, you come home to a kitchen with stuff piled
all the being adults, it sucks.

Speaker 6 (01:25:42):
Oh believe me.

Speaker 11 (01:25:43):
I got youngers in my house and they're like, yeah,
just leave it all in there.

Speaker 6 (01:25:46):
Mom will take care of it.

Speaker 7 (01:25:47):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
Another thing I realized that we only do as adults.
You get mad when they rearrange the grocery store. Yeah,
oh yeah, the bread isle has moved and wah when
did they put that. They do that for a reason.
Why do they do that? Because they will They want
you to like search for the bread ayle, so you
buy more stuff. Yeah, that's not cool. Another thing about

(01:26:11):
adulting I did again in this morning. I spend ten
minutes every morning just sitting on my bed doing nothing.
It's not meditating, it's just like sitting there trying to
wake up. Getting becoming an adult does suck? Do you
agree or disagree?

Speaker 6 (01:26:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Fifty fifty. Some of it sucks, some of it's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
I love this text. Adulting is buying four tires at
the same time. Ball the old days, you just buy
a tire when it's time to replace a tire. Spending
too much time debating on whether I should keep a
cardboard box or not, because it's like a really good box,
a good box. Throw a good box.

Speaker 10 (01:26:47):
Yeah, at some point I get all the apple boxes?

Speaker 6 (01:26:53):
What do you need them for?

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
Because what do you need them for?

Speaker 18 (01:26:55):
The best the most well made boxes are Apple boxing.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
What are you going to do with you? Why do
you have them? Well?

Speaker 18 (01:27:01):
In case I sell, so maybe I'm gonna store something
in them store?

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
What what are you storing your jewelry? What a good box?
Throw away the good box? Can we start doing this?
Can we drink coffee later? Can we drink cocktails earlier?
Can we throw away good boxes? Can we not get
mad at the grocery store for rearranging the aisles? Can
we stop now?

Speaker 6 (01:27:24):
I'm not going to that one.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Can we go out and eat like in a spontaneous
way in a restaurant without thinking, Oh, I've got food
at home?

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
Can we yes all of it? Buy the candy?

Speaker 6 (01:27:33):
Danielle, life is a way I'm going to go buy
the candy anyway?

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
Are Rupert and Mike Korea?

Speaker 13 (01:27:40):
Here?

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
You know there are two people that work for us
or with us actually here at actually we work for
them here at iHeart it's Rupert and Mike Korea.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
The two best guys in the building.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
Yeah they Without them, our lives would suck. Oh here
comes Rupert.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
Now what is going on?

Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
Rubert?

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
Rupert?

Speaker 11 (01:27:59):
There's Mike and they always want to help you, like,
no matter what it is, don't worry, I'll help you always.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
They should hit the mic. What do you have there, Nate?
So Rupert Rupert looks very concerned about what's about to happen.
And by the way, another thing we love about the
two of them. Between the two of them, not one
hair on.

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
Their heads because we've starts them out so badly.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
We'll start with you, Rupert. Rupert, we want to thank
you for everything you do for us.

Speaker 34 (01:28:23):
Thank you much appreciated and thank you. You guys are
great people to work with.

Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
I love being here with you guys. Without Rupert, this
place would just fall to hell. Yeah, I mean it
sort of has anyway with you here, but it's not
your fault. I mean, how do we begin about Rupert whenever?
For instance, we have two shipments that came in. How
do you find how do you connect those shipments those
boxes to us in this building of five thousand people.

(01:28:48):
Rupert figures it out. Ye, yes, it's nutty. It's intuitive.

Speaker 34 (01:28:52):
Look, I've been with you guys so long now, you
know it's like a family. We're an extended family. It's
not colleagues. We're all friends and.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
We help each other. So and that's what we do.

Speaker 34 (01:29:02):
And always say, yes, you're gonna do a tackle it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:04):
Be happy with what you do. That's my attitude.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
We love you Rupe way better than Scotti.

Speaker 6 (01:29:08):
Ships by the way, dude, yeah, we can call it
good ships.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
Got he does well. He we don't need the extra work. So, okay,
my career, what do we say about my career? Oh
my god?

Speaker 28 (01:29:21):
Okay, we'll say between the two of them. Mike is
there at the drop of a hat. I needed a
vacuum cleaner yesterday. He was up here in thirty seconds light.
I need a tape measure for something. I'm on the way. Wait,
what are you measuring? I don't want you don't want
to know the answer. You don't want that tape measuring back.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
By the way, now, I told you guys yesterday.

Speaker 11 (01:29:42):
One he's got great suggestions for what you should stream
and watch.

Speaker 6 (01:29:45):
Keith got very good suggestions.

Speaker 11 (01:29:47):
But if I'm walking by and he sees me putting
my id up to the up to the thing and
it doesn't work for two seconds.

Speaker 6 (01:29:54):
He comes running in, Hey, do you need help with
your ID? Can I help you get to work?

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
It's so nice you're both so rupert and my Korea.
I hope everyone listening to this as you're rolling into
work or whatever. Maybe you're there. You have people that
you work with that are this great to you, So Rupert,
I've got a bit of bad news for you. Okay,
you went to the big shipment receiving room and you
you brought these two big boxes up to us because
we needed them. Yes, well, can we tell what's in

(01:30:20):
the box? Well, it's this right here. Oh, each box
has its own Delongey, incredible Delongey, a magnifica start. These
are the best coffee and espresso makers in the world.
It grinds your beans, it froths your milk. It's just

(01:30:41):
with a touch of a button. You know how much
we love Delongey. So the big packages you brought all
the way to us are actually for you, Rupert, and
for you Mike. We want to give you some Delongey
loves you. And how over are we go to all
that trouble to bring these big boxes to us, and
now if you could get them out of here, I will.

(01:31:02):
I hope you guys love some coffee because whatever, however
you're making your coffee at home now, really it sucks
compared to what's about to happen to you with delongey. Yeah,
okay unless you have delongey now and I take that
bet now. No, thank you, thank you so Rupert, Thank
you so much, Thank you very much. You have it
another moment at iHeart. Yes, you always have a.

Speaker 18 (01:31:24):
Smile on their face.

Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:31:25):
When you are a sounding board for everyone, you must
take in so much stuff like sponges and everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
All right, well, thank you, thank you, my beautiful sponges,
beautiful sponge Thank you and you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
Can I say, Rupert, I.

Speaker 10 (01:31:39):
Don't know if you guys know this. He's an artist.
He makes amazing art. I've seen it. It's wonderful. And Mike,
I love you because I will send him the most
dramatic emails because the thermostatus shuts off in my studio.

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
I have a little side studio.

Speaker 10 (01:31:51):
I'm like, Mike, I'm dying. This is the last email
I'll ever be able to send. Please send out and
he does.

Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
What you guys just do only to us. It's just
that's what we're here for. It's a give. I like
that answer. It's what we're here for. That's what we do.
Love that well, thank you very much. So again, Rupert
and Mike, we love you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Enjoy your enjoy your Delongey. Thank you. By the way,
thank you to Delongey.

Speaker 5 (01:32:18):
Thank you.

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Speaker 3 (01:32:41):
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Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:32:54):
So, okay, let's talk about something that is so dividing.
You know what we need? We need something more, We
need something else to talk about in our world. It's
divisive here we get ready. Yeah, it's not political, it's
not religious.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
Pickles, Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
Okay, pickles very divisive. And let me tell you why
some people love them, some people hate them, some people
get they're okay with them. So Daniel was like, ah,
every year we go to Bryant Park to the Christmas
Village and Pickle Ricks always has a line.

Speaker 6 (01:33:28):
I think it's called pickle Ricks. I'm not that door,
but there's always a line that I stand.

Speaker 11 (01:33:33):
I stand on the line because I love their half sours.
But like the line is wrapping around the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
This is crazy, and I'm thinking I would never in
a million years get online to buy a pickle. I mean,
you know, they're all even though they're all, you know,
floating around in vinegar, I'm sure they're scent. It's cemetery,
you know. I don't know's it looks like bobbing for apples,
but it's pickles. But anyway, but do you eat it?
It is? You know, it does what it does. It's sour,
sometimes sweet. Sometimes I don't understand the thrill of standing

(01:34:03):
in line to get getting a pickle. I just don't.
I don't get it.

Speaker 6 (01:34:06):
It's pickle Peete, by the way, not pickle Rick.

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
Okay, okay, but beside that, I mean, what is it
about the pickle.

Speaker 11 (01:34:13):
It's just that it's got this it depends because there's
so many different types of pickles that you can have.
You can have spicy pickles, not spicy, koash of pickles,
sour pickles, so it's honestly, they all have a different
taste and it just depends like that. For some reason,
that half sour pickle gets me every time. I don't know,
a pickle on a stick. Don't get me started with
a pickle, right, But.

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
Now the big thing this year they're making pickle sandwiches
where they slice it down the center, they put you know,
all sorts of ingredients on it, close it up, wrap
it up and it's a sandwich. But rather than bread,
oh it's pickle, it's called a pickle. Which, yes, fried pickles.

Speaker 6 (01:34:51):
You love fried pickles out I do, but it's usually.

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
Because of the sauce I dip them in. Gandhi appreciates
that I do, and usually they're breaded did with sauce
calling me there. So anyway, one day we went to
the Bedminster during the season they do this year weekly
farmer's Market. We go to the Bedminster Farmer's Market and
every every weekend there's the pickles stand and he has

(01:35:16):
maybe twenty barrels filled with pickles, right, and Alex says,
that's it. I'm quitting my job at the zoo. We're
going to start a roving pickles stand because well, no,
we're not. We're not doing this, Yes we are. He
started looking into it. So is this?

Speaker 33 (01:35:33):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
Really? It obviously is a thing? Pickles?

Speaker 10 (01:35:36):
Yeah, I think they're wildly popular. I am the person
who will give my pickle away every time too.

Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
Yeah, take the pickle.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
It's always a spear, and it always it ends up
on Alex's plate. We don't even have a discussion about it.
We sit down, the hamburgers are arriving. Pickle spear to
the left. Yeah, what about what about you? Scare you?
How do you fall with pickles? What say you?

Speaker 18 (01:35:59):
I love pickles. I feel like it's a nice contrast
to anything else on the plate every time.

Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
But I love the variety.

Speaker 18 (01:36:06):
I'm a I could go for half sour full sour,
reading butter pickles and the kosher deal pickles. There's so
many types of pickles in different formats, like pickle chips.
Then they got the sandwich stackers pickle, like the.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
Like the real dill.

Speaker 11 (01:36:24):
Yeah, oh yeah, they have those cute little gurkins what.

Speaker 1 (01:36:28):
Okay, I'm with you. I'm with you. I will get
Bougie into a corner with you.

Speaker 4 (01:36:34):
That bar in St. Augustine, those little cocktail pickles you
were throwing those.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
In people's you're throwing the corner across the across the room.
I like eating them because they're called cornichon. I mean,
they're like little miniature pickles. But anyway, are we divided?
Can we take a vote? Pickles? Yeah your name? Yeah, yeah,

(01:36:59):
I'm gone. You can eat them right.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
Every now and then.

Speaker 10 (01:37:01):
If there's like a slice of a spicy pickle, I think,
oh that's not bad.

Speaker 2 (01:37:04):
Yeah, but just a pickle on its own, I'm not.
I don't like vinegar very much. I think that's what
it is.

Speaker 6 (01:37:09):
Maybe, yeah, do you know what the other thing is?

Speaker 11 (01:37:11):
I know you were going back to Alex wanting to
like start a pickle whatever and make money. When you
go to like those carnivals or the street fairs or like,
you know whatever, the kettle corn one the cattle corn
guys make a mint.

Speaker 6 (01:37:25):
I cannot believe the line for the kettle corn.

Speaker 11 (01:37:27):
Every time we go to Warlow's street fairs or like
you know where they sell arts and crafts, or something.

Speaker 6 (01:37:32):
It's insane.

Speaker 11 (01:37:33):
They are making bank those kettle corn guys.

Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
It just doesn't cost that much to pop kettle corns
or well, pickles. You just take a cucumber and you
just put it in vinegar with spices and boom. That's it.
That's all it is. I guess. I mean, I'm no
pickle expert.

Speaker 2 (01:37:48):
Anyway, I was creative with the name of your pickle
stand though. Oh you can, elvisle.

Speaker 1 (01:37:55):
Give me some more, give me some more, Gandi.

Speaker 10 (01:37:56):
I'm in Elvis's small pickle, Elvis's big pickle, thick pickle.

Speaker 2 (01:38:00):
Eat my pickle, Yeah, eat my pickle, Eat my pickle.

Speaker 6 (01:38:03):
I think Elms is very good.

Speaker 1 (01:38:06):
You know, I never liked you. Okay, hold on, what
exactly is a girkin?

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
I mean one A little?

Speaker 1 (01:38:15):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (01:38:16):
Isn't that a g I don't think so.

Speaker 15 (01:38:18):
Let me look at it.

Speaker 6 (01:38:19):
Let me look at it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:20):
That's a cornishan.

Speaker 10 (01:38:21):
I thought cornishean was people fancily pronouncing cornish head.

Speaker 2 (01:38:25):
For the longest time. I was like, Okay, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
A whole of it. Now, don't get me into birds
in between sides.

Speaker 11 (01:38:33):
Is like a little Yeah, it's small, it's definitely on
the smaller side.

Speaker 1 (01:38:36):
It's not it's not that big, fat ass pickle that
you you enjoyed. No, not, I guess I guess you're
Your pickle size says a lot about you. Huh size queen.

Speaker 11 (01:38:48):
Whatever she said, I do, Well, that's not you know
a minute, I'm gonna get so much.

Speaker 1 (01:38:58):
That's another name for the big pickle size queen.

Speaker 2 (01:39:02):
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:39:03):
Yeah, you start from really small to the left getting
to the massive, gargantuan right floppy pickles to the right.

Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
Yes, and they can lean to the right, lean to
the left. You never know.

Speaker 7 (01:39:12):
Ye all, its.

Speaker 6 (01:39:14):
Size does matter that they should call the picklestick.

Speaker 1 (01:39:19):
Yeah, okay, I'm glad we could have this discussion. Okay,
I said, I wanted to divide the room, and we
sort of did. But it looks like pickles are winning
against this Gandhi.

Speaker 2 (01:39:29):
That's okay, that's fine. I'm glad other people like them.

Speaker 6 (01:39:31):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
Look, I do not I'm like you, Gandhi. I don't
detest pickles at all. I'll look, you know, there's nothing
better than a cuban a Cuban sandwich. It's got to
have the pickle on it without the pickle that doesn't
it doesn't work. I get that. I agree. I love
pickles on some little hamburgers and sliders. I love that,
But it's just those big ass pickles that drips that
juice down your chin like Danielle loves.

Speaker 6 (01:39:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
Yeah, all right with that said, and I'm with I'm
with Nate. I love a cornish shop, which is not
a cornish hen different conversation.

Speaker 11 (01:40:02):
When we were at Brian Park the other day, I
did Christmas shopping right, and I had all my bags
and then I got a pickle on a stick, and
my sister took all of my shopping bags away and
her and her reason, you're getting pickled juice.

Speaker 6 (01:40:13):
All over everything, and she goes, nobody wants a sweatshirt.

Speaker 11 (01:40:17):
With pickled juice on it, Give me your bags them,
And then I enjoyed my pickle.

Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
Thank you, Scary. Yes, I need some music for a
special test we're having. It's now time to play a
special contest. Oh you ready, come on, Scary, let's go,
come on, Scary.

Speaker 9 (01:40:34):
Hey.

Speaker 28 (01:40:34):
For the uneducated, a pickle is just a cucumber that's
been pickled, right, I guess I've never really maybe, look,
I think I think.

Speaker 1 (01:40:44):
The cucumber is the official quote unquote pickle, even though
you can't pickle almost.

Speaker 28 (01:40:48):
Yeah, because I have every helled onions in they're fantastic,
exact and pickle pretty much it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:52):
You could pickle you, right, I'm pretty much done, pretty
much pickled. Here we go. It's no time for I'm
thinking of a pickle.

Speaker 6 (01:40:58):
Okay, Oh no, A.

Speaker 1 (01:41:00):
Listener texted in idea game. I'm thinking of a pickle. Now,
I'm gonna write down the name of the pickle. No
other morning show is doing this, I guaranted antiya. All right,
all right, we do eventually have to move on from pickles.
We've got more things we can discuss and cover. The
world is a vast vest selection of different topics for

(01:41:22):
morning shows, and pickles can't take her for forty hours,
can it?

Speaker 5 (01:41:25):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:41:25):
I mean, what a challenge for us, though. Could you
imagine doing a whole show on pickles. I think that
would be an accomplishment.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
Yeah, I'm thinking of a pickle called diamond. Now at
eight hundred two four to two zero one hundred on
the sheet of paper, I've written it down. Hitline here. Uh.
Lisa Li nineteen rapid fire. The term I'm listening for Lisa.
Good morning. Are you yeah? Hello? Are you a fan

(01:41:52):
of pickles?

Speaker 7 (01:41:54):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:41:54):
My god, very much so?

Speaker 1 (01:41:57):
All right, Lisa, I'm thinking of a pickle. What pickle?

Speaker 23 (01:42:00):
Is it a German pickle?

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
The German pickle?

Speaker 6 (01:42:06):
The German pickle?

Speaker 1 (01:42:08):
No, that's not it. I'm curious though.

Speaker 6 (01:42:11):
It's a German pickle.

Speaker 1 (01:42:12):
I would love to try it. Is that long and skinny?
Is what a German pickle is?

Speaker 18 (01:42:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
Usually, I don't know. It's not my experience. All right,
hold on one second. We'vetta mo, We've gotta move. Rapid fire,
rapid fire line thirteen. Jason, Jason, Hi, Jason, are you
a fan of pickles? Yes? Okay? What pickle am I
thinking of? I wrote it down on the sheet of paper.
Bread and butter, Ladies and gentlemen, I give you bread
and butter.

Speaker 2 (01:42:38):
My goodness, Now what.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
Made you think of bread and butter? Jason? Are they
are those your favorite pickles?

Speaker 3 (01:42:43):
They sure are?

Speaker 1 (01:42:45):
They're sweet, right, They're they're sweeter than the regular sweet? Yeah, gotty?
Your thoughts?

Speaker 2 (01:42:51):
Is that different?

Speaker 10 (01:42:52):
If if someone would have just said sliced pickles, would
that count? Or is bread and butter a very specific
type of a pickle.

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
It's a flavor, Okay, bread and butter have a sweeter
flavor when compared to Dyl's. Oh ok there's a distinctive sweetness.
So there you go. Congratulations. What do you have for
our friend Jason who guessed bread and butter?

Speaker 28 (01:43:12):
Never has a pickle been worth so much money? We're
giving you five hundred dollars?

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
Oh my, oh my, who that's stupid. What are you
doing over there? You know, thank you Jason, because you
said bread and butter. You won five hundred dollars. What
a weird day? Yeah, I don't know. It's this is
a place where miracles happen. Really, hold on one second, okay,
and there you go, thinking of a pickle? What was that?

Speaker 19 (01:43:41):
I was in Duran in the Morning show, Elvis Daran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (01:43:51):
Scary.

Speaker 1 (01:43:51):
But what are you complaining about over there? Something happened
with your friends that annoyed you this weekend?

Speaker 18 (01:43:55):
So on Saturday night, my girlfriend and I went out
with another couple who you hadn't seen in a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
It was gonna be a great night out.

Speaker 18 (01:44:01):
Were gonna do dinner followed by drinks afterwards, and they
left their kids with the grandparents. Halfway to a dinner,
one of the kids starts blowing up Mommy and Daddy's
phone back and forth, Mom, I can't sleep, Mom, I
don't feel goodness, and that they cut dinner short and
we're like, okay, good night. It was like an early exit,

(01:44:22):
and I felt like I don't want to listen. I
don't want to be selfish, but like this was their
night out, and like I can't sleep, and Daddy comes,
but we hadn't seen each other in months and months.

Speaker 1 (01:44:36):
And this was our night to hang out. I don't
want to be okay, give me a chance. Hold on now,
Maybe there is another scenario you haven't thought about.

Speaker 18 (01:44:43):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (01:44:43):
Maybe their kids called right on time as they were
told to call.

Speaker 11 (01:44:48):
You're right, save us at this time.

Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
Please, it's operation headache at nine pm. Thank you.

Speaker 18 (01:44:58):
It just sucks. Can't you leave it?

Speaker 10 (01:45:02):
Maybe our kids going through something, and that's like, yeah,
the scary, scary.

Speaker 2 (01:45:07):
You have no idea.

Speaker 11 (01:45:08):
Until you're in the parent shoes, you have no idea,
So shut your mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:45:14):
Night pose.

Speaker 6 (01:45:15):
Yeah it is a jackets, but still you know you.

Speaker 18 (01:45:20):
Can't go to sleep. Listen Grandma and Grandpa in the
next room and We literally had we plan this out
and advance for this reason, and they couldn't hear They couldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:45:32):
I hear you. But you know you're not a parent.
You don't understand when it comes to things like that,
it's more than just a kid who can't sleep.

Speaker 11 (01:45:37):
Deeper than that, you never know it could be scared,
could have the separation anxiety. Don't give me that face.
I'm gonna come over there and kick you so far
up your ass.

Speaker 1 (01:45:45):
I want, I want you to kick it, but you
can't kick me up his ass because his head's already
up there.

Speaker 11 (01:45:51):
Honestly, gosh, you're not a parent because I could imagine
you leaving your kid on the side of the road.

Speaker 6 (01:45:55):
I gots I gotta go.

Speaker 18 (01:45:58):
I don't want to sound like a douche, but what
you do, what your kid control your entire life?

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
Well, look, I just know, Okay, okay, I do understand.
I understand where you think you're coming from. Thank you.
You need to you need to continue to have a life,
and there need to be boundaries. I totally understand that.
Danielle understands that. But this kid is the love of
your life. It's your life, kids.

Speaker 2 (01:46:19):
Your world.

Speaker 11 (01:46:20):
When that child comes along and you don't You don't
know what the surrounding you know, factors are. You're just
going by, Oh, they can't stay for dinner, they gotta leave.
You don't know everything else involved. It might not be
as simple as the kid being.

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
And you get into a panic. The grandparents are there.
Maybe there's an interesting dynamic between the grandparents and the grandkids.
You don't also, you know, look life, if you will.
If someone calls me and said, hey, your dog Max,
he just jumped off the couch, he's leaning, he's limping
a little bit. His pause, I would leave that.

Speaker 18 (01:46:50):
Yeah he's hurt. But this kid just couldn't sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:46:53):
We know, we don't know if he's hurt. No, no, no,
hold on in Gandhi. Yes, if a friend of her
calls and says, one of the leaves on your ivy
is brown, she will leave that dinner.

Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
And immediately go home. Put some water in that plant.

Speaker 6 (01:47:06):
Fix it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
She'll get home and talk to it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:47:09):
I mean, I get like scary.

Speaker 10 (01:47:10):
If it was just okay, the kids scared and you
know that that's it. I understand where you're coming from,
but you don't know that that's it. Like if this
kid has a lot of anxiety, and the parents leaving
really causes this child to go into.

Speaker 2 (01:47:22):
A dark place.

Speaker 10 (01:47:22):
Who knows, Like, if you don't know, you gotta kind
of just let them live.

Speaker 18 (01:47:27):
You can still say, don't worry, we missed out on
a whole night of drinks after that we were going
to have a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:47:33):
Guess what if that was the last night you're going
to spend to get together because last not Earth exists.
I get it, but it's not it's not Are they.

Speaker 3 (01:47:40):
Listening to this?

Speaker 2 (01:47:41):
Are they hearing you? Do they know that you're saying no?

Speaker 1 (01:47:43):
Because I didn't give their names out.

Speaker 2 (01:47:46):
That kid is scared.

Speaker 1 (01:47:48):
That kid is scared, and here you are on the
show throwing at your own tantrum a little bit.

Speaker 18 (01:47:52):
I just it just sucks to me when when the
child gets.

Speaker 6 (01:47:55):
To control the entire what is it?

Speaker 2 (01:47:58):
You don't know that case? You know this situation?

Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
Yes you don't, because Scary Scary lives in his little
bubble and that's where he lives. And that's okay, that's
why we love him. He lives in this very delicate world.
Now we have a lot of people texting who are
agreeing with Scary. Obviously, you know. But you know, I
don't know. I'm not a parent. I'm not even going
to pretend to know what Danielle knows about about this.

Speaker 11 (01:48:22):
Even when kids at the age that they're at now,
most of the time, I can, like, you know, say hey,
mommy will be home later whatever. But if they have
an emergency or if there's something going on that they
need me for, I'm going to tell you, I'm so sorry,
I have to cancel our dinner plan.

Speaker 18 (01:48:36):
I agree with the emergency. If it's an emergency, I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:48:38):
Well to them, it could be an emergency. You have
no right to tell them what the emergency is. I'll
have this text, this text here, kick his ass. Being
a parent is a whole different ballgame from not having
a kid. The kids become your world, and that kid
looks at you for protection and care. And you know what,
all right, Mommy.

Speaker 11 (01:48:59):
Didn't have a conversation having spare ribs at the restaurant
with Scary.

Speaker 4 (01:49:03):
I can hear the conversation now, Scary, Listen, my child's
in great danger. Do you believe that this is an emergency?
Or do you think I should stay at this dinner
with you? I need you to make that the series.

Speaker 18 (01:49:15):
All Right, you're right, I should probably look at this
a different way.

Speaker 2 (01:49:19):
You probably should.

Speaker 1 (01:49:21):
No, there's nothing wrong with looking at it from your
point of view, but understanding there's another point of view.
That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:49:26):
Yeah, I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:49:28):
It's okay. Let mom and dad stay at the restaurant
and drink too much to drive and then they can't
get home to the kid who's wailing.

Speaker 19 (01:49:36):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen.

Speaker 1 (01:49:41):
Dear Elvis boil boy. Does my mom hate phone soliciting telemarketers?
It'll be a challenge for one of these people to
keep her on the phone. But I know Michael Oppenheimer
would be perfect for the challenge. Please have Michael Oppenheimer's
phone tap my mom. This comes to it from Danielle Fetter, right,
Michael Oppenheimer is making a call. All right, so Daniel's mom,

(01:50:04):
let's listen in.

Speaker 20 (01:50:06):
Hello, missus feeder, please who's calling? This is mister Michael
Oppenheimer with the Regional Incorporated Auto Insurance. How are you
doing today, ma'am?

Speaker 27 (01:50:15):
Okay, how did you get my name and my number?

Speaker 22 (01:50:17):
I'm not on I'm onmandud dot call list.

Speaker 20 (01:50:20):
You were given to us from a list I could
tell you, well, I gonna do not call this.

Speaker 31 (01:50:24):
I don't like to be solicitous.

Speaker 11 (01:50:26):
Thank you.

Speaker 20 (01:50:26):
Well is mister Feeder Holme.

Speaker 29 (01:50:28):
He doesn't like to be solicited either, Thank you.

Speaker 20 (01:50:30):
You may speak with him please.

Speaker 7 (01:50:35):
Hello.

Speaker 20 (01:50:36):
Oh, yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 31 (01:50:39):
With You just called me, and I really wish you
would stop.

Speaker 1 (01:50:41):
I'm with you.

Speaker 20 (01:50:43):
You don't incorporated auto insurance, and we have special premiums
for you today.

Speaker 2 (01:50:47):
I have auto insurance and I want you to stop calling.

Speaker 20 (01:50:50):
Well, I just wanted to let you know we have bye. Wait,
wait a second, miss.

Speaker 29 (01:50:57):
Hello.

Speaker 20 (01:50:58):
Oh yes, missus feeder, listen.

Speaker 10 (01:51:00):
If you don't stop calling me, I'm gonna report you
to the police.

Speaker 20 (01:51:02):
I haven't even asked you any questions yet. Ma'am what
kind of cardio?

Speaker 13 (01:51:05):
Own?

Speaker 2 (01:51:06):
That's none of your business? Tell me now, I'm gonna
call the police.

Speaker 20 (01:51:09):
Come clean with mister Michael Eppenheimer. What kind of cardio?

Speaker 2 (01:51:12):
I am asking you to please stop calling me.

Speaker 20 (01:51:16):
We have a special rate created just for you today,
missus Peeder, at twenty percent off and your auto insurance.

Speaker 1 (01:51:23):
Yes, I was on another call.

Speaker 7 (01:51:25):
I heard the beat repeatedly that you kept.

Speaker 2 (01:51:27):
Trying to call me back.

Speaker 20 (01:51:29):
If you just hear me out for just a second,
I'm trying to be calm here.

Speaker 2 (01:51:32):
I will call the Better Business Bureau.

Speaker 10 (01:51:33):
I am on a do not solicit list and I
do not want you to call me again.

Speaker 1 (01:51:38):
Do you understand me?

Speaker 20 (01:51:38):
Yes, but this is unfair because not asking you.

Speaker 7 (01:51:41):
I don't care if you think it's unfair.

Speaker 2 (01:51:43):
And can I talk to your supervisor?

Speaker 20 (01:51:45):
I am the supervisor, ma'am?

Speaker 1 (01:51:46):
I wis you know what?

Speaker 18 (01:51:47):
If you call me again, I will call the miss
I was told to call you.

Speaker 3 (01:51:51):
I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (01:51:52):
I don't care what you were told.

Speaker 2 (01:51:53):
I'm telling you I don't want to talk to you.

Speaker 20 (01:51:55):
Twenty percent off today, Does that mean anything to you?

Speaker 29 (01:51:59):
No?

Speaker 20 (01:51:59):
With In order for most people to get twenty percent off,
they have to go to a driving glass or get
window etchings.

Speaker 1 (01:52:06):
Goodbye, miss.

Speaker 20 (01:52:07):
If you can afford me just a couple of more
minutes here, I just want to introduce this policy to you.
My name is mister Michael.

Speaker 2 (01:52:13):
I'm really losing my temper now. I'm hanging up.

Speaker 20 (01:52:19):
Hello, good afternoon, friend.

Speaker 22 (01:52:20):
I am on the other phone with the police.

Speaker 10 (01:52:23):
If you don't stop calling, I am going to file
a report.

Speaker 20 (01:52:26):
But missus Peeder, you have told us to call, so
I'm not doing anything.

Speaker 18 (01:52:29):
I tell you to call.

Speaker 2 (01:52:30):
My husband did not tell you to call, and I
want you to stop calling me. You have called every
five seconds.

Speaker 13 (01:52:38):
For the last half hour.

Speaker 16 (01:52:39):
I asked you to stop.

Speaker 20 (01:52:41):
Do you own a car, ma'am?

Speaker 11 (01:52:42):
If you keep.

Speaker 2 (01:52:43):
Calling, I'll put you on the phone with the cop
when he gets here.

Speaker 20 (01:52:46):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 2 (01:52:48):
Look, nobody does business this way.

Speaker 22 (01:52:50):
Nobody would pay you to call me and her rass me.

Speaker 20 (01:52:53):
Okay, but I'm not harassing you, ma'am. I'm just telling you.

Speaker 19 (01:52:56):
What business is none of your business.

Speaker 21 (01:53:00):
Whether I have a car, whether I walk, wherever I go, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:53:03):
Up in front of your business.

Speaker 20 (01:53:04):
It's a special preferred rate we have here today.

Speaker 3 (01:53:06):
I have the rate that I'm happy with. Goodbye.

Speaker 7 (01:53:09):
I don't want to talk to you.

Speaker 20 (01:53:10):
There's really no need to get crazy because this is
a phone tap.

Speaker 29 (01:53:14):
Oh my god, this is really.

Speaker 20 (01:53:19):
Danielle Ash just to play a phone tap.

Speaker 1 (01:53:22):
You're pretty good.

Speaker 29 (01:53:23):
I did call the police.

Speaker 8 (01:53:24):
I really did.

Speaker 3 (01:53:25):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 26 (01:53:28):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all party.

Speaker 19 (01:53:32):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:53:51):
You guys are crazy, you're doing this. Another moment during
the song and all hell breaks, Luke, we're talking about
how old you are versus how old you look? In
turn and who was it that came in? Nicole came
in and started so high and turn Nicole, So you
you thought you would waltz in and just start guessing
people's ages? Or did someone ask you to do that?

Speaker 3 (01:54:13):
Somebody?

Speaker 24 (01:54:14):
Yeah, somebody asked me to ask Trump to guess Trevor's age.

Speaker 1 (01:54:19):
So hold on, hold on. So Trevor is a friend
of ours who produces Jim Kurry down the hall. We
love Trevor anyway, So Trevor walks by and you guess
his age? How'd that go?

Speaker 3 (01:54:28):
It didn't go well.

Speaker 6 (01:54:29):
I guess forty five and he's not forty five.

Speaker 2 (01:54:32):
It's not even close.

Speaker 6 (01:54:33):
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (01:54:34):
Well, how is Trevor thirty five?

Speaker 22 (01:54:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:54:36):
Oh god, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:54:37):
Yeah, he has two little kids.

Speaker 6 (01:54:39):
So you know, sometimes you have a bad night.

Speaker 1 (01:54:42):
Yeah, and Nicole, keep in mind, you know these hours
we drag our asses in here. I mean, we're we're
still waking up from last night. That's right, that's why.
Well tell tell Internicole your point. Okay.

Speaker 28 (01:54:54):
So my point is I could see her making that
mistake with Trevor because is here early in the morning
a lot of times.

Speaker 1 (01:55:02):
He's got two little kids. He doesn't sleep that much.

Speaker 28 (01:55:04):
I'm like, well, you know, when you're tired, you age
minimum ten years, maybe fifteen, scariest case, even.

Speaker 1 (01:55:11):
More than twenty five exactly.

Speaker 10 (01:55:13):
Maybe, No, there's a swing of like a year or two,
maybe a couple of years. And by the way, she
was pretty spot on with her, she really was when
she guessed it.

Speaker 1 (01:55:22):
Well, you know, and when you're my age, you know,
people say, hey, how old are you? I'll tell him
and they'll go, okay, I can see that. So I
guess I'm probably age appropriate and I don't care. It
doesn't bother me, right, Yeah, but Nicole, how old are you? Twenty?

Speaker 18 (01:55:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:55:36):
I just turned twenty.

Speaker 18 (01:55:38):
So she guessed my age like pretty much, spot on it.

Speaker 1 (01:55:42):
But tell everyone what you told for him. Go ahead,
this yeah, this is where this is where it all
slid down.

Speaker 18 (01:55:47):
That if you catch me on like a Friday or
Saturday night when I'm well rested, fully showered and shaved,
which I'm not. Right now, you'd mistake me.

Speaker 1 (01:55:56):
For a forty year old.

Speaker 10 (01:56:01):
Absolutely gets snocked off because it's a Friday night.

Speaker 18 (01:56:07):
If I got if, I got a fresh cutget it, man,
I look at my.

Speaker 1 (01:56:12):
Thirties, you got okay, Okay, to be honest, you do not.
You do not look like you're in your thirties at all. No,
I'll die on this hill.

Speaker 28 (01:56:20):
Was scary because you know what a good Saturday night,
I've rested, I got a good, nice clean pressed sure
at the barn.

Speaker 1 (01:56:28):
To what to what you said? I mean most mornings
when you dragon, you look like you died on a hill.
It's a low lit bar too.

Speaker 2 (01:56:37):
Like to someone who cannot see that you look forty.

Speaker 18 (01:56:40):
I'm just telling you it's a state of mind too.
I've got no wife, no kids, no stress, no anxiety.

Speaker 1 (01:56:46):
No mileage.

Speaker 11 (01:56:47):
Scary, but now in the morning, a lot of times.

Speaker 18 (01:56:50):
I look like hammered hell. We all look like hammered
hell in the morning.

Speaker 6 (01:56:53):
You know, specially speak for yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:56:57):
I don't know. I think Danielle and Gandhi they don't
look like hammered hell. In the morning. They look awesome
in the morning. Don't speak for them anyway. I just
think it's pretty funny. So keep in mind, Nicole, you
are coming from the point of a twenty year old. Right.
We see as you get older, I tell you, you
see to me, you look younger than.

Speaker 6 (01:57:16):
Twenty really, yeah you do?

Speaker 1 (01:57:18):
Yeah you do.

Speaker 6 (01:57:18):
How old do I look?

Speaker 1 (01:57:20):
I mean you look like you're in you're below twenty.
I don't know. Somewhere down there. I was eighteen, okay, okay,
I say the.

Speaker 11 (01:57:27):
Same age as my son, my oldest, because my oldest
is nineteen a right.

Speaker 1 (01:57:30):
But then there are some like I'll go to visit
some friends who have college kids whatever, and I'll go, oh,
my god, your daughter she's well, she's she's she's out
of college, right, No, no, she's a freshman. And they
look older. I mean, because it's just fashion and the
way people do the makeup and hair these days. I mean,
you look older than twenty year olds looked when I

(01:57:51):
was younger. Does that makes sense? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:57:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:57:54):
He little kids, like seven year olds, they look like
they're fourteen.

Speaker 2 (01:57:59):
It's crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:58:01):
Some of them were making up and a little top thingy.

Speaker 10 (01:58:03):
I am completely aged blind. I can't tell at all.
I there was an intern we had who I thought
was in her forties.

Speaker 2 (01:58:09):
Nope, I don't know. She was like nineteen. I don't
know anything about anything. I can't tell.

Speaker 10 (01:58:14):
But what I can tell you is on a Friday
night that Scary does not look ten years younger, and
a Tuesday morning, we're gonna test this, sou Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:58:21):
God, okay, good? Why how are we testing this?

Speaker 1 (01:58:24):
Do we have to? Okay, we'll test it.

Speaker 6 (01:58:27):
I told you how I test.

Speaker 11 (01:58:28):
I test out that I'm doing okay is when I
go to the boardwalk in the summer.

Speaker 6 (01:58:32):
I go to the Guess my age game.

Speaker 11 (01:58:35):
If the Guess my Age game says five years or younger.

Speaker 1 (01:58:38):
I'm like, I'm going you go to some drunk carnee
on the boardwalk to tell you howld you look? Makes sense? Well,
you know, and Scary does have a good point. I mean,
if you're feeling good, you're feeling energetic, there's a little
bounce in your steps that you don't have when you're
tired like we are. Now, say I get that. I
don't know. Gandhi's is smirking.

Speaker 2 (01:58:57):
This is in sanity.

Speaker 10 (01:58:58):
I made people run in here to listen to this
nonsense because I was like, I can't be the.

Speaker 2 (01:59:02):
One, and Nate's over here.

Speaker 10 (01:59:03):
Nate will encourage anything, any crazy stavment days.

Speaker 28 (01:59:06):
Like, I agree, I agree, scary spot on, you know,
on a good on a good night.

Speaker 1 (01:59:10):
I'm in my twenties.

Speaker 2 (01:59:16):
You think you look like Nicole?

Speaker 28 (01:59:18):
I think I could look like her one of her
co students where they co co eds students.

Speaker 1 (01:59:23):
I could look like one of her people in her class.

Speaker 29 (01:59:25):
Peers.

Speaker 1 (01:59:25):
Ye, peers, yes, that's the word. You may look like
one of her peers who's in rehab.

Speaker 2 (01:59:28):
Maybe you guys are losing your eyesight.

Speaker 1 (01:59:30):
I didn't know, Mabe, there is that. Yeah, anyway, it
is how you feel, you know, if you're rested. I
see how that takes age off here because you have
a different energy. It's about your energy.

Speaker 2 (01:59:40):
Really years on a Friday, eleven years.

Speaker 1 (01:59:43):
Okay, I think that's a bit much.

Speaker 11 (01:59:45):
I think it's so much alcohol I've consumed. And then
I look at him. That's fair, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:59:51):
Yeah, there's so many factors, so many moving parts. As
they say, oh my god, this is all right, well
and turn Nicole, thanks for coming in and stirring up
the craft. I appreciate anything else you want to talk
about that insults the old people anything, It's awesome. I
like this text. You guys spend way too much time
at bars with drunk people guessing people's ages. What are

(02:00:13):
you doing?

Speaker 2 (02:00:13):
Seriously?

Speaker 3 (02:00:14):
Who cares?

Speaker 11 (02:00:15):
If you feel young, you have a good time, whatever, whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:00:20):
I will tell you. You get to a point in
your life where you just don't care anymore. And it's
not not for bad reason. I think it's good. I
think if you care too much and you're worried about
what people think for your age goes, are there other
things you should be focusing on other than that. That's
why I never understand when people, Okay, I can't celebrate
my birthday this year, I can't turn thirty. I mean really, right,

(02:00:43):
there's nothing you can do about it, exactly? Well, yeah, dead,
at least when you die, you're kind of freezing time, right,
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (02:00:51):
Yeah, Gandhi, So I actually read that celebrating your birthday
makes you age a little bit more than not.

Speaker 2 (02:00:57):
Celebrating your birthday.

Speaker 10 (02:00:58):
That if you don't celebrate your birthdays, have a biohack,
because you're not telling yourself that you're getting older. You
haven't celebrated it, you haven't marked the occasion, so you
just kind of keep coasting.

Speaker 2 (02:01:06):
I don't know it's true, well, but I read it.

Speaker 1 (02:01:09):
Well, okay, interesting, it's interesting. I don't know, because a
birthday is just a day of the year. Your age,
your age changes by the hour, you know, and you
can't stop it. What can we stop? No, how you
can moisturize your face, you can exercise, drink more water,
you know, there are things you can do, Like right now,
I'm trying to eat more protein. I'm here, I'm eating

(02:01:30):
shrimp for breakfast.

Speaker 6 (02:01:32):
I can see that.

Speaker 1 (02:01:33):
You can give me smell my shrimp from the nice
shrimp from Metropolitan Seafood. But I'm dipping it in sickingly
sweet Peter Luger sauce, which probably is lots of sugar.
It's like eating a stack of pancakes. Well, I'm doing
my part anyway, anyway. So go out, have a bump
in your staff, have a bounce in your step, whatever.

(02:01:56):
You know, If you just think of yourself as just
feeling a little better today than yesterday than your edging out,
you're good. You're good. Entered, Nicole, stay out of the room.

Speaker 19 (02:02:03):
No, my God Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (02:02:15):
All right, shows done, let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody.