July 15, 2026 • 6 mins
Brett pranks his girlfriend by convincing her he found her the perfect new job... as a janitor!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The free money.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Thanks to our friends at five Gum. You know, every
day we've talked about all the great things that can
happen for you if it's just chew a piece of gum,
piece of five gum.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
And you know what. So last time, I'm like, is
this real?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
So I went down the hole last night and it's
proven chewing gum makes you more alert.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Yeah it does.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
And you were like, oh, stop it. You're just saying
that because five gum is No. I'm saying it because
it's true. Here's some five gum. I'm feeling okay, by
the way, Okay, this is me before I chew five
gum a little slow.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Okay, you're struggling with that gun there? Oh there it
goes all right?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
What flavor is this? Oh?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
I like the name. How are you feeling now?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah? Everything's coming into focus.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Is it waking up?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
It is? And you know, and I feel more alert,
I feel smarter.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
For some reason, I think we should all just chew
gum in general, because of all these benefits that I'm
reading about right now.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I mean, it is true that E equals MC squared.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
You finally understand it.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Can we just talk about the Marie montessory theory or
pre cognitive.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Journey for just a moment.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
No, you don't need to be smarter five gum not allowed.
You're smart enough. Five gum.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
It is also proven when you're about to handle a
big task or something you're nervous about, like making a speech, choose.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Some gum also help with stress reduction.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I'm not feeling that quite yet.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Okay, that's because you work with us. I didn't say
that you did reach for a piece of five gum
when all these flavors may just stimulate your senses. If
you've never had a piece, then you don't know what
I'm talking about. So go get get some five gum.
That's the one. The cool rush of peppermint, the electric
spark of spearmint, all of them. Experience it for yourself.
(02:06):
Pick up five gum where you see five gum. When
you see it, take it, but make sure you pay
for it first. Yeah, please do not steal a five gum. Now,
thanks to five gum, you're winning one thousand dollars with
a free money phone tap. Just be called her one
hundred now at eight hundred two four to two zero
one hundred.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Podcast.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Last Thing I Want to hear right now. Oh here, okay,
here is your five gum free money. Phone tap.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Tap, Garrett, what's the phone tap about today?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Well, Brett is playing a phone tap on his girlfriend Lindsay. Now,
Lindsay's she had a job and she lost it unfortunately,
so she's been trying to get back into the grind
of trying to find a job. So Brett thought, you know,
why not, you know, offer her a job. Let's see
what happens on today's phone tap.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Hello, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Just utching TV and just kind of looking at stuff online?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
And I actually have some good news for you. What
earlier today, I actually ran into one of the human
resources managers at my job and they're actually interested in
interviewing you and possibly getting you a job.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Well, I tried to find a job, and it's just
I really feel like I need a break, you know, from.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
The I see. That's the thing is that I don't
want you to take me the wrong way. I just
I gave him your phone number. He's going to probably
give you a calling.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
It is a really hard position you're putting me in.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I don't don't know. No, no, no, just see what
he has to say. Pretty much, you have the job.
If you want it and you like it, you have
the job. It's not that you know it wouldn't be something. Uh,
you know what, To be honest with you, he didn't say.
He didn't really say. He has a couple of various jobs.
I'm sure he can go through like a list of
different you know, openings that they have. You know, I
(03:54):
got to run back into a meeting, but I'll give
you a call a little bit later to see how
it went. All right, all right, I.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Promise, yes, I just said i'd take a call.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I'll talk to you a little bit later, okay, bye,
all right bye, Lindsey.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Please, this is Lindsay. Hi. This is Jaylor Arshad. I
work with Brett at the office. Hi. He was mentioning
that you are in the market for a job right now,
and uh, I am glad to tell you that we
have a position that we'd love for you to fill
if you are interested.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Well, I'm I'm still kind of looking around, so I'm
not really sure.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Did he tell you what the job was. No, it's
actually to be a porter in our building. What a porter.
I'm are you familiar?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Like a dorm?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
No, the office janitor, got janitor? Yeah, I think you'd
be perfect for the job.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Noh, I mean this is ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I'm not going to put you on the same floor
as Brett.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
No, we.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Know.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Well.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
He said you were good at unclogging toilets. He said
that you were very qualified for this job.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
You know what I'm gonna I'm going to give you
some time and maybe.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
And maybe you don't need to give me time. I'm
telling you very clearly right now, Hello, babe, I swear
to God I will strangle you.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
What are you thinking? What am I thinking?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
What are you thinking for suggesting me for a janitor position?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
So you're not going to come in for the interview?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
No, I'm not coming in for the interview.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
You your bathroom tiles. It is bad enough. All I
do around your is clean up for your mess. All
I want I expect me to come in and clean
up after all your workers with you?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Can you just go into the interview? You so you're
not even going to consider it job?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
No? No, no, no, no, no?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
How many i's got to say it. No, Hey, lindsay this.
My name's Garrett from Elvis Durren in the Morning Show.
And you just got phone tapped. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Oh my god, I cannot say this to yourself.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
The biggest job whatever, Meet Elvis Morana phone tap
The free money.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Thanks to our friends at five Gum. You know, every
day we've talked about all the great things that can
happen for you if it's just chew a piece of gum,
piece of five gum.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
And you know what. So last time, I'm like, is
this real?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
So I went down the hole last night and it's
proven chewing gum makes you more alert.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Yeah it does.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
And you were like, oh, stop it. You're just saying
that because five gum is No. I'm saying it because
it's true. Here's some five gum. I'm feeling okay, by
the way, Okay, this is me before I chew five
gum a little slow.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Okay, you're struggling with that gun there? Oh there it
goes all right?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
What flavor is this? Oh?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
I like the name. How are you feeling now?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah? Everything's coming into focus.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Is it waking up?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
It is? And you know, and I feel more alert,
I feel smarter.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
For some reason, I think we should all just chew
gum in general, because of all these benefits that I'm
reading about right now.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I mean, it is true that E equals MC squared.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
You finally understand it.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Can we just talk about the Marie montessory theory or
pre cognitive.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Journey for just a moment.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
No, you don't need to be smarter five gum not allowed.
You're smart enough. Five gum.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
It is also proven when you're about to handle a
big task or something you're nervous about, like making a speech, choose.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Some gum also help with stress reduction.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I'm not feeling that quite yet.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Okay, that's because you work with us. I didn't say
that you did reach for a piece of five gum
when all these flavors may just stimulate your senses. If
you've never had a piece, then you don't know what
I'm talking about. So go get get some five gum.
That's the one. The cool rush of peppermint, the electric
spark of spearmint, all of them. Experience it for yourself.
(02:06):
Pick up five gum where you see five gum. When
you see it, take it, but make sure you pay
for it first. Yeah, please do not steal a five gum. Now,
thanks to five gum, you're winning one thousand dollars with
a free money phone tap. Just be called her one
hundred now at eight hundred two four to two zero
one hundred.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Podcast.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Last Thing I Want to hear right now. Oh here, okay,
here is your five gum free money. Phone tap.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Tap, Garrett, what's the phone tap about today?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Well, Brett is playing a phone tap on his girlfriend Lindsay. Now,
Lindsay's she had a job and she lost it unfortunately,
so she's been trying to get back into the grind
of trying to find a job. So Brett thought, you know,
why not, you know, offer her a job. Let's see
what happens on today's phone tap.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Hello, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Just utching TV and just kind of looking at stuff online?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
And I actually have some good news for you. What
earlier today, I actually ran into one of the human
resources managers at my job and they're actually interested in
interviewing you and possibly getting you a job.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Well, I tried to find a job, and it's just
I really feel like I need a break, you know, from.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
The I see. That's the thing is that I don't
want you to take me the wrong way. I just
I gave him your phone number. He's going to probably
give you a calling.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
It is a really hard position you're putting me in.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I don't don't know. No, no, no, just see what
he has to say. Pretty much, you have the job.
If you want it and you like it, you have
the job. It's not that you know it wouldn't be something. Uh,
you know what, To be honest with you, he didn't say.
He didn't really say. He has a couple of various jobs.
I'm sure he can go through like a list of
different you know, openings that they have. You know, I
(03:54):
got to run back into a meeting, but I'll give
you a call a little bit later to see how
it went. All right, all right, I.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Promise, yes, I just said i'd take a call.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I'll talk to you a little bit later, okay, bye,
all right bye, Lindsey.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Please, this is Lindsay. Hi. This is Jaylor Arshad. I
work with Brett at the office. Hi. He was mentioning
that you are in the market for a job right now,
and uh, I am glad to tell you that we
have a position that we'd love for you to fill
if you are interested.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Well, I'm I'm still kind of looking around, so I'm
not really sure.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Did he tell you what the job was. No, it's
actually to be a porter in our building. What a porter.
I'm are you familiar?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Like a dorm?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
No, the office janitor, got janitor? Yeah, I think you'd
be perfect for the job.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Noh, I mean this is ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I'm not going to put you on the same floor
as Brett.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
No, we.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Know.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Well.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
He said you were good at unclogging toilets. He said
that you were very qualified for this job.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
You know what I'm gonna I'm going to give you
some time and maybe.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
And maybe you don't need to give me time. I'm
telling you very clearly right now, Hello, babe, I swear
to God I will strangle you.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
What are you thinking? What am I thinking?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
What are you thinking for suggesting me for a janitor position?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
So you're not going to come in for the interview?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
No, I'm not coming in for the interview.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
You your bathroom tiles. It is bad enough. All I
do around your is clean up for your mess. All
I want I expect me to come in and clean
up after all your workers with you?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Can you just go into the interview? You so you're
not even going to consider it job?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
No? No, no, no, no, no?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
How many i's got to say it. No, Hey, lindsay this.
My name's Garrett from Elvis Durren in the Morning Show.
And you just got phone tapped. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Oh my god, I cannot say this to yourself.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
The biggest job whatever, Meet Elvis Morana phone tap
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