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January 10, 2024 12 mins

We're talking about family members who have felonies. PLUS we talk memorable show moments over the years,

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast firm.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Elvis show.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Here we go the one maybe three minute podcasts, Yeah,
we're calling you there, which it's a new podcast for
a new year, one to three minute podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
You know what we should do instead of fifteen minutes,
we should split it up into three five minute segments.
Do those every day and I think we get even
more download attraction and attention because of that. What do
you think?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
That sounds like a lot of the show?

Speaker 4 (00:43):
That sounds how do you do it?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
It is like so it sounds like another one of
your scams.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
If you don't have a guy for this and that,
and actually that was Scottie's guy, but.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
It was my guy brought him to you.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
But do we all agree that if we had to
vote on the scammist of the scam? Scammers would be
straight in eight yes, always looking for a corner to
turn in a short cut.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
A close second, but Nate beats me. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
The thing about life is until you realize that other
people are cutting corners, so maybe you should do There
are times where you need to cut corners this way.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
But if you cut corners to your to a negative point,
I mean, it's not good. It's not if you cut
corners and it affects other people in a negative way.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Your car clearing the codes on a car that they
scam you out of charging. You know how much they
charge you just hook up to the computer.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Three hundred dollars, okay, just to hook it up.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
I'll give you that the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
But I know, but you're also the one who loves
to like steal groceries and things and we all have
to pay the produce stand out.

Speaker 6 (01:44):
I have not stolen a grocery in years, not on purpose,
not well, I don't do it on accident, really, I don't.
It used to be my kids, Remember We'd be walking
through the store and I'd give them like a banana
to eating, and I'd totally forget, and I'd be like, oops, oops.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I had a friend who who her kid will always
right on the bottom shelf of the of the cart.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I don't know how it.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Works, and they would just pull stuff off the bottom
shelves and throw it at the cart and she would
never know it was there.

Speaker 6 (02:08):
Oh, they kids do that all the time. They throw
stuff in your cart and you don't know to sometimes
so you get to check out and I'm like.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
What the what is this?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
I would handcuff my child or something in the store.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
Oh yeah, that's good.

Speaker 7 (02:19):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
There you go. Child kind of screwy. That happens.

Speaker 8 (02:24):
That happens to me a target all the time too.
Where get up to the cash register and I'm going
through check out and go where when when did this Barbie.

Speaker 7 (02:32):
Doll get in there? And where's this hot wheel?

Speaker 8 (02:33):
And then if I say no, I look like the
bad parent at the cash register till all the other
people going, oh, he's not letting his kids get those
toys that.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
They got a self check out, yes, throw it off
to the side.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
But you know, back to Nate, I mean, you do
have a heart of gold, and you are so sweet
and so caring. At the same time, you do have
more convicted felons in your family than any other family here.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Maybe maybe it runs in your blood.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Well, we all all have people in our lives that
have gone to jail for this or that.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I don't you don't go to jail. No one in
my family, no one in my bloodline has gone to jail.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Your family's been in Texas since like the eighteen thirties.
There's not one that somebody strung up on the short
end of a rope or something like that for horse
stevery or something like that.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
No, that doesn't come on twenty three and me. No,
they were upstanding politicians.

Speaker 7 (03:26):
They always doing the hanging.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
They never they never got convicted.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
They got right.

Speaker 9 (03:30):
My father's father's side of the family, we have cousins
way back somewhere that I were in jail.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
You're related to the Gambinos or something.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
No, no, not.

Speaker 9 (03:39):
But on the other side of the family, my uncle
Bill used to run with Lucky Luciano, the guy in
the six Yeah. Yeah, absolutely, And there's pictures of them
like swirling their uh, swelling their scotch on the rocks
with their pinkies. Yeah, absolutely all they used to wear
with these like white.

Speaker 7 (03:56):
Can't wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
That doesn't make you a felon if you stir your
scotch with your pinky.

Speaker 9 (04:01):
I'm look at these guys, these these guys, the wise
guys in the nineteen sixties sitting around looking sus I'm
just saying, my uncle.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Bill, my uncle Bill, I don't know about him, you.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Know, Guarante Garrett has somebody in his face Scottie b.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
I don't think so, not that I know of anyway.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
I just haven't been caught.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
I guess shit, better not say anything at all.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Sometimes I will it is I'm from that same school.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
But I will tell you this.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I do know of a family, and I don't think
you know them, Okay, the son, the grandson, the father,
the grandfather and their great grandfather. They're all just a
line of criminals, every last one of them. And that's
just the only way they know how to survive in
this world is just to steal and lift and take
things and just be illegal with every turn of the day.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Look at I mean, I know it's a TV show,
but the Sopranos, like a lot of the families, that's
how they you know, it was the son did it,
because the father did it.

Speaker 6 (04:59):
It was if you grow up around it, that's what
you think is the norm exactly.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
But we try to tell them it's not normal, and
they look at you like, what do you mean Your
family didn't steal shit from people. People didn't disappear in
your world.

Speaker 7 (05:13):
You didn't have casinos in your basement.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
But you're right, A lot of people think that's just
a normal way of life. I find it fascinating.

Speaker 7 (05:23):
That's why we're fascinated.

Speaker 9 (05:24):
You watched Growing Up Gatti on MTV. You know that
was a great show. Learned a lot about living normal.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, so Gandhi's been very quiet about family turmoil.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
I don't know about any.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
Exactly.

Speaker 10 (05:41):
So we have the Gandhi side and they're all wonderful,
and then you know there are other people in the
family who might not.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Be related, who might be up to some nonsense that
you know, we'll see. I had nothing else to say.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
But then then there is this other phenomena, especially with
some people we know from Staten Island, where they want
to be wise guys.

Speaker 8 (06:02):
They want to be thought of as gangsters, wise guys, the.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Full wise guys they think they are. They go out,
they present themselves as you know, these these tough guys
and the don and they're like they hold no water whatsoever.

Speaker 8 (06:16):
Yeah, just because you own a velor suit doesn't make
you a wise guy.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
I heard.

Speaker 10 (06:20):
I don't know if it's true or not, because I
know the mafia does not exist, but the people who
claim it and try to act like it are not
the ones you ever need to be worried about. Exactly, Yeah,
it's those quiet people that don't say anything at all,
like Elvis and I.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, yes, just like I didn't do anything.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
My mind, My mind was blown recently.

Speaker 9 (06:40):
I didn't know that Italians weren't the only ones that
had this this stuff, you know, as their past.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
You know, potentially that all their ethnicities have gangsters.

Speaker 9 (06:50):
No, like like mobsters in everyone you you name, you
go right down the list. They've got their sell of
people that are in the background, you know, Garrett, let's
look at the Irish.

Speaker 7 (07:02):
The Irish we have, we have, we have plenty.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Did you ever see that film I think it's called
it called Five Points. No, it's based in the Five
Points of New York City, the Bowery where it was
mainly the mainly Irish who ran the city for so long,
and it was as corrupt and bloody as bloody could
be New York Games in New York. Also the Russians,
the Asian.

Speaker 7 (07:29):
Is there a Scottish mob?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
No, we're Scottish, We're boring, we didn't do anything.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, what the city does not have a mob?

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Scottish?

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Yeah, they have clans right of us.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yes, what else you wanna talk about?

Speaker 5 (07:49):
I don't know. What the river can we swim in?

Speaker 7 (07:52):
It's full of show today.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
I had a great time today during the show, did
you did everyone else have a good time?

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Gandhi?

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Were you having a good time today? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:59):
I thought it was a very full service show.

Speaker 10 (08:02):
We did everything, We played a game, we had a
good time, we talked about some heavy stuff.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
We did all inclusive.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
And Danielle, what about you?

Speaker 5 (08:09):
What do you think of the show today?

Speaker 4 (08:11):
That was okay, we've done better.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
I'm going to be in I'll be in studio with
you guys tomorrow and Friday.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yes, where were you saying?

Speaker 10 (08:23):
Can you think of a show that you would say, Oh,
that's one of my favorite shows that we've ever done?

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Do you guys all have that in your head?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
So many there's no way I could I could name them.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
I feel like I have moments. I don't have full shows,
but definitely.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Twenty eight years of this, so it's hard.

Speaker 9 (08:38):
You know how many shows we do a year and
then times up by twenty eight it's a lot of shows,
a lot of shows.

Speaker 8 (08:43):
I think one of the best shows I remember, at
least the most fun was the Elvis Birthday show where
Shaggy performs.

Speaker 7 (08:51):
Yeah, that was a good dogs were there, We.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Had a band, we had the stripper in the box.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
No, I think that was a different one.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
I vote you do that again.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
Remember that guy he stood in that box for hours
waiting for us to get to him.

Speaker 7 (09:04):
Well, we paid for him, you might as well do.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
So long it would take us to plan those shows.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, trying to keep all of the details away from Elvis.

Speaker 6 (09:13):
Now we're told we're not allowed to plan a party.
But that's going to just change this summer.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, not going to change.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
I want to be here for one of the parties
I've never been part of.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Somebody does have a big one coming up.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
It's a big one coming up.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Who is a big one coming up?

Speaker 2 (09:26):
A few of us?

Speaker 5 (09:27):
Yeah, somebody in particular.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
I yeah, yeah, they're not going to say who.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
No, sixty isn't all that big.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Sixty is a big one.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Sixty sixty five is the one on the chart. Why
are you sixty five and over? You check that box,
those sixteen over box.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
The day you.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Should be celebrating Elvis is February fifth.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
You know why is that?

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Because that's when you turn fifty nine and a half
and can collect on that four one k?

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Is that right?

Speaker 8 (09:56):
Is that.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
Better?

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Do?

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (10:01):
I don't have to pay taxes on it?

Speaker 5 (10:02):
Really? No?

Speaker 3 (10:03):
For four one k you do have to pay tax on,
but not on your IRA.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
But isn't it worth more if you wait longer?

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Social Security?

Speaker 2 (10:13):
I'm gonna wait.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
I'm gonna wait, and I'm gonna take this US government
for everything.

Speaker 10 (10:16):
It's because they're taking all of.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
Us, that's right.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
I'm gonna be the first to start collecting.

Speaker 7 (10:23):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Are we even doing a podcast? What are we talking?

Speaker 7 (10:26):
I think we stopped by ten minutes blather?

Speaker 9 (10:29):
Sometimes these are the best podcast sometimes, I mean, anyone
have a.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Does anyone have a thought? Before we exit the podcast pod?

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yeah, I'm excited to see you tomorrow. I haven't seen
you in a long time, and it'd be nice for
all of us to be here together.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
Well, it's right, you haven't seen him in a while.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
I'm right here.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
We should have breakfast tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
We have breakfast every day.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Breakfast.

Speaker 8 (10:51):
No, because you're here, Elvis, because they're all thinking that
you're gonna you're gonna open up your wallet and go
come on.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
No, no, you guys, when I'm there, you always buy
me break.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
I appreciate. I just like to eat together like a family.
That's all.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
You're in the other room.

Speaker 7 (11:03):
I see this is this is scotty turning. When Elvis
is like, oh way, Elvis, Hi, Elvis is here, look
at me.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
Oh are you going to let to date?

Speaker 5 (11:16):
I don't know. I haven't heard yet.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
Oh oh you're waiting. I'd be like, sorry, that's the
time of acceptance.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
Yeah, you take the control of this, Skyles.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
Yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Guys, leave him alone, let him date on his own.
Why do you have to be like interrupting just about it?

Speaker 2 (11:31):
What time is it?

Speaker 6 (11:33):
We're recording this at nine forty am. By now you
should know.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
Whether you're going to love your home because why.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
I'm home because there was bad storms on.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
Right, So I'm also that's that's a that's a factor
here because we had a really bad flooding out by me,
and so this person may or may not be able
to get out of her house.

Speaker 7 (11:51):
Okay, then that I understand if you love them, rent
a boat.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Is this person currently trapped inside their house?

Speaker 5 (11:58):
No, there's just change there are there and it's a
whole thing.

Speaker 7 (12:01):
So do you own boots?

Speaker 5 (12:03):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Well that said I hope everyone.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Has a great tad for Scotty.

Speaker 6 (12:08):
He's gonna hate us all.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
So no, I don't care. You guys can ask away.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
We love you.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
I'll be vague.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
We gotta go buy your fifteen minute morning show.

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