Hollywood Guy Wants To Make Your GF Famous

A caller asks us to prank her jealous boyfriend, so we have someone aggressively hit on her during lunch...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp.
You know, we paint a picture of Scary being this
big womanizer. The letter came in saying, dear Elvis Durant,
my boyfriend Al and I've been together for over two years.
He thinks every guy I meet has this instant attraction
to me. So let's find out what his reaction would
be if we were to phone tap him while I'm

(00:21):
being hit on. Oh boy, this comes to us from Caitlin.
All right, Caitlin, she's going to start the call to
her boyfriend by pretending to be sitting at a McDonald's
or wherever and our lunch break, and then Scary comes
in and puts the moves on her. Let's listen into
today's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Hello, Hi baby, Okay, I'm at lunch McDonald McDonald's. So
you got myself? So what's going on? Not?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I iss you?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Oh? I miss you too? So how's that going?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Good?

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Is this seat taken?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I guess if you want to sit next to me?
Hold on second, who's that? I have no idea down?
Next day?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Move?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
You come in here often?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I don't come here a lot, but I'm on the
phone with my boyfriend. So if you don't wand like
to finish our conversation, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
I'm going up to get a shake. Do you want something?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
No, I don't want anything, Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Go on your car on.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I'm eating my lunch. I'm not leaving.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
You know you're really beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Thank you very much. What do you want me to do?

Speaker 4 (01:17):
I like your eyes?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Thanks? Just leave.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
You want a French fry?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
No, I don't want a French fry. Thanks.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah, I'll dive it in the ketchup for you.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I leave.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
I don't want to leave. Hold on a second out,
hold on? You've been talking to him that hold on? Hell?

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Prom Hey, what's up? Listen?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
You need to believe my girl from alone.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
I'm telling you right now, dude, I just uh, I
was you know?

Speaker 5 (01:37):
I came to McDonald's and I seem Donalds I see attractive.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Don't you're not from you? Leave my girl.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
I'm not doing anything. I just offered her a French fry.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
And away from low.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
I'm just a normal guy.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I don't get away from as you have to deal
with mat.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Can I talk to her? You know how?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
You can't?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Can't you can't friendly chat?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
No, you can't.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
She seems like cool enough.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Anyway, you leave all being there finding this on bush?
Your head open. I give you that option, and that's it.
She told you to sit leave her alone, So I'm
gonna deal with me.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Can I at least finish my lunch here?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Don't you comprehend? No, you can't move.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
I don't want to move. I'd rather I'd rather sit
over here.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
All right? I give you four minutes. Now, will you
move or if I come in then on a bush?
Your head open? Give my girl uphone back and get Saturday?

Speaker 4 (02:21):
All right? Okay? What's your what's your name?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Can Cala?

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Nice to meet you?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Hello, Get out of it. Okay, I'm going to get up.
He's like getting up with me.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Do not let me leave work right now.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I'm not making you work. I'm just telling you that
he's following me. He's not leaving me alone.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Your boyfriend said it was okay that I sit here.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Why did you tell him that it was okay for
him to sit with me?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
I didn't tell him. I'm getting my car right now.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Listen. Why don't you just take my number? Could you
take my number?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
No? I can't take your number.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
I got my cell phone.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
What's your No, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
I don't want it.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Let me talk, Let me talk, Let me talk to him.
Can we talk to him? Let me talk to him?

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Hello, Hello, say hey, hey, listen, would it be possible
if I take our phone number down?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Listen?

Speaker 4 (03:01):
I'm a talent scout.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
I didn't tell you guys this, and she definitely has
a face for television.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Put listen, I'm a big time producer in Hollywood.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Girl back on the phone.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
No, you don't understand. I'm here on vacation.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
You know what. I'm calling the cops and.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Then don't you don't have to do that. It's okay, listen,
I want to put her in films.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
I do my girlfriends can arrest and McDonald's Freeport.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Okay, don't call the cops on me. So that's not
gonna be wise.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
And don't don't.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
I just don't.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Now for real, I'll show you my business cards. See look, Caitlyn,
I'm for real. I'm really a director in Hollywood. I
could put you in films. I could make you a star.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
You got the cops coming there, so you got to
give my girl back on the phone.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Her striking eyes. They're beautiful, they're bodacious.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
You got to put my girl on the phone.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
This is how it all starts. Al, this is life
begins here at McDonald's in Freeport.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Fan back.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Hello, Right, I'm I'm leaving McDonald's. I'm walking to my car.
I'm leaving. Don't worry anyway. Well that's really stupid, but
I'm walking to my car. Good.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Wait, wait, come back, I'm really a Hollywood producer. Let
me give you my car. Let me give you my car.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
Alright, give me the phone. Al, Listen, I'm gonna make
her a celebrity. I'm gonna make her a celebrity.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Al.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
It's gonna be big. Her name is gonna be in lights.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
My girlfriend, how would you just.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Talk to me for one second? Come on, work with me, baby,
work with me. You know I could make you part
of the film too. We'll call it. You've been phone tapped. Al,
this is scary, Jones. Your girlfriend's playing a phone tap
on you.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I love you, Han, I think it's very funny.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
Hunt.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
I'm gonna be Elvis Durand's phone tap