I Smashed the Lawn Mower Into The Pool

A  listener phone taps her husband all by herself- and lets him know she caused a huge problem with their swimming pool. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
This is one of those you make the call phone taps.
We love these.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Oh yeah, we just connect you with whoever you want
a phone tap and let you do all the work.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's all up to you.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Oh, we're gonna get my husband, Mike. We got this
pool and stowed a couple of weeks ago, and he
wanted no part of this pool. So anything that we
can do to try to get him fired up about
the pools falling down or something like that, he'll go
nuts and lose his mind. Go Mike, Yeah, oh my god,
you're never gonna believe what I did. What you do?

(00:34):
I went outside to mow.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
The lawn and oh my god, who did you do?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I ran into the pool, into the pool. I ran
into the butt, just in the pool, and it made
a crack in the pool.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Dang. Let me ask you something. Why are we trying
to mold the lawn because it needs to be mowed.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
I was trying to take help you out with the
work and the yard and stuff. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, don't you know every time you try to do something,
something happens. You tried to move the long list.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Come, you put the gas with the oil, you tried
to weed whack, you poke the thing? Why are you
keep doing things like that for I'm just.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Trying to help, you know, I don't know what to do.
Maybe I could like.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Hi, well the pool's done, go to pool people. I
don't know what's broke. But he was a warranty, Like,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Well, maybe there's something I could put in there or something.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
There's nothing you can do.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
What could you do?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's poke that's coming out?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Are we gonna do?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I'm not a pool guy. Pull the pool people?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
What pool people? The place that we bought it from?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Well, I just don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
What to do.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
About the yard. It's like all flooded.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
It's gonna flood, Yeah, the whole yard. It's gonna flood.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Oh my god. The water is like I think it's
going like into the Pinion coop or something.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, probably it's eight thousand gowns. It's gonna flood the
whole neighborhood. If you did me, Well, what.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Am I gonna do about the birds in the back?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I don't know I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
God, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
How could you do something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
I don't understand you, Like, what are you trying to
move the wof for? You?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Just move the I'm sorry. I just thought I would
help you, always cleaning the hand.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
You're not helping me by doing things like that.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
You're not helping me. I tried to tell you that already,
didn't I know.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
I told you that when you pulled the thing out
and you put an oil in the gage.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Oh my god, now that freaking the water is all
above the outlet.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
The spark's coming out of the pigeon coop. What am
I supposed to do?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
What is it doing?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
The electric is sparking the pigeon coop or something that's
Oh my.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
God, I'm putting. I'm plugging, shutting, plugged in. Oh you'll
get away from that in Get the got it there?
Oh my god, No, don't even call me back. The
more I'm working, Okay, No.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I'll shut the pro break through horse downstairs and get
the got in the yard doing What the are you doing?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Hey, Michael? Oh get the got? You make me have
a bud attack over here with that sh the Elvis
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