If You Park in my Empty Lot, You Pay Rent

Neil parks in a private lot, so Skeery calls as the lot owner ready to collect rent!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tap.
All right, today's phone tap from Scarry Please welcome to
the stage. Scary bye, say right, So Marisol will email us,
and she wanted to play a phone tap on her
husband Neil. There's very little street parking where they live,
so Neil has been storing his car for sale in
a nearby empty abandoned lot. So I'm gonna call Neil

(00:23):
and pretend this empty lot that he's been storing his
truck in is actually owned by me. Oh all right, Scary,
we'll see what happened.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
We enjoyed the music while your party is reached.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Neil.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yes, hey, doing man?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
This is Fred. How's everything?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Fred? From where?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Fred Sandford? I own that abandoned empty lot?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yes, you know the lot that you used without permission
when you put your car in there to try and
sell it.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Okay, yes, well I'm.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Calling because you owe me for the five of rent
that you stored your truck there.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
I'm serious.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
You just took it upon yourself to park your car there.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I mean, I know that's empty loss, there's nothing there.
I mean it does lots, you know, just for too
million years, I saw parked trucks over there, death after
day nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
You know, No, I understand where you're coming from. You
wanted to sell your car, so you parked it there
for five days, and I own that lot. That's my
that's my lot.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
The thing it is like, I say that a empty lot.
You know, this empty for almost six years, and now
you're parker still be a van over there, which it
doesn't bother me. You know, if you want to judge Rent,
the first day I was parked us in Neil. Listen,
get this bent out of eel. Gotta pay me rent?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Do you don't play the game Monopoly?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
I don't. I don't play that game.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
It's a board game Monopoly, you know, like if you're
the thimble or the shoe, you land on a property,
you have to pay the rent that's due to that
person who owns the property. So I own that lot.
You parked your van there, Now you owe me rent?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Okay, say say you send them to bill? Okay, I
fort whatever, all right now, No.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
You did not land on free parking.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
You send me the bill and then we're gonna see. Okay,
send them the bill.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Hello, Please enjoy the music while your party is reached. Hello, Hello, hey,
uncle Penny bags, I'm driving to your house.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Well, listen, listen. If you come to the house, I'm
gonna break your neck. Okay, you hung up on me,
don't you? Don't you find let me find you at
the house. I told you send them with the bill.
I don't hold this number because I'm going to the police.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
I want to finish my conversation with you.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Son of a picture. I told you send the bill.
Don't call this numberer because the cat funds you around.
I break you neck because first I'm gonna go to
the police. That's a rassman. I'm gonna call the police.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
What happens when you land on my property and monopoly?
You do not pay, You go directly to jail. You
do not pass go, you do not collect two hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Listen, listen. You prove I was a new property. Okay,
take picture?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
You prove it. I did. Yeah, I took pictures every day.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Okay, you tech me to court.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
I want my four hundred dollars. Are you gonna pay
me if I come see you? Right now?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
You will come to see me. Okay, you want to
come and see me. I meet you by the truck.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
But I meet you by the ATM machine?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Where which machine? Which machine? You? You meet me over here?
Strawbody here will not show you.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
What do you want to do?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
What? Abut you're making me nervous? You get got out
of boom? Okay he listen, listen. I can meet you
right off Strawberry Hill by the by school and then
we talk.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
That won't be necessary, Neil, because you've been phone.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Tapped, son of a gun? You what? What's? What was that?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Neil? This is scary Jones. Elvis Arran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh my gosh, you got me good, You got me good.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
There you go. I wasn't dancing Queen on my phone.
It was very cesstitive, right, I love dancing. Elvis Terran
phone tap. This phone table was pre recorded qu permission
granted by all participates.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
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