Kyle's Korner | Episode 4

Welcome back to Kyle’s Korner, a solo series from Kyle filled with memorabilia, music obsessions, and beautifully unnecessary conversations. This week, Kyle tells us the history of his wizard statue before answering YOUR hard-hitting questions about actor personas, Spice Girls, being the funniest person ever, and Sex and the City vs Desperate Housewives. Kyle also shares the artists who have been soundtracking his week which you can check out on his iHeart playlist, Kyle’s Jimmie Jams.

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Executive Producers: iHeart Media, Elvis Duran Podcast Network & Full Picture Productions

Executive Produced for Full Picture Productions by Desiree Gruber & Anne Walls Gordon

Produced by Ben Fingeret, Nora Faber & Maia Mizrahi
Editing by Aaron Bratcher + Nicholas Giuricich
Music by Yatta
Art by Danica Robinson
Additional GFX by Chris Olfers/The Southern Influence
Styling by Dot Bass

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
What are we even doing? What are we even doing? Hey? There,
it's Kyle's corner. This is where we answer all of
your interesting probing questions. We talk about music and a
little bit about what's on my special shelf. Let's go
see what we have, oh, mister wizard. To be honest,

(00:23):
I don't even know where this came from. It's made
out of pewter, and it's got a swaar husky kiss
or rushfiet crytral. Try to say that fast a few times,
for a rush freet cryffro or a rush freet cryffro
or a rushfreet crystro sawski. I don't know. I grew
up with this. It was on my shelf. Maybe it
was deposited there when I lost the tooth. I don't know,
but here it is now, It's found its way onto
my shelf, and here it shall remain. What can I say?

(00:48):
What are we even doing? How does Kyle the actor
differ from Kyle the human? Wow, well we didn'tabit the
same body, but that's just the external. The internal is
massively different. For instance, my brain is two hemispheres, and

(01:12):
it's Kyle the Actor's brain is actually four hemispheres. Strange.
Are you a Spice Girls fan? Am I a Spice
Girl fan? Oh? My gosh, of course. Just tell me
what you want, what you really really want, or just
tell me what you want, what you really really want.
I've never seen I've never seen. I never seen, thinking

(01:37):
William Shatner. Has William Shatner ever seen the Spice Girls
in concert? That's the question. I've never seen the Spice
Girls in concert live. I've seen them perform on tape,
and I do love their film Spice World. In fact,
I did a film about the original Spice The worm

(01:58):
is the spice. The spice is the worm, you know,
the one I'm talking about, zig zig Ah. What would
you do if when you okay? So he said yes,
would go well, I would consult it question instances in
order to understand the question. Helpful, There you go. What's

(02:20):
your mourning routine? My mourning routine, well, it's usually involves
a dark suit, black hat, sort of a sad day
rain helps and a black umbrella, chickens or ducks. I
like a dead chicken, and I like a live duck.

(02:43):
I could have laughed from the crowd. Do you like
to watch movies you've acted in? Or do you prefer
not to see them? I like to watch the movies
I've been in or the shows i've been in, because
I like watching the other actors scenes, because those are
scenes that I don't see. I read them. Of course
I'm not there when they're filming, so it's really fun

(03:03):
to see what the other actors have done. And then
I watch some of my stuff, which I'm okay with.
Used to not be, but I'm okay with now. Would
you rather be a small Mexican juhua wow or a
fish in the percolator at Jihua wow, Jihua wow at
juhua wow wow. Yeah, small Mexican juhuahua. I think ultimately

(03:25):
more freedom. Fish in the percolator, very small, dark, hardnes
swim around. How does it feel being the most funniest
person ever? Do you think I'm the most funniest person ever?
Because I can think back to some pretty funny people.
You think back on Thomas Jefferson hilarious, really hilarious. This

(03:47):
is the same guy who who wrote the Declaration of Independence.
I mean you think I'm the most funniest I mean
I think back on pretty funny people. My grandfather was
super funny. He was a knight your nose and throat doctor.
He didn't realize he was very funny. None of us
really thought he was very funny, but he was funny
in his own way. Did you prefer being in Sex

(04:11):
in the City or Desperate Housewives? Did I prefer being
in SATC or Desperate Housewives? Yes? Favorite release so far
in twenty twenty six could be movie music, etc. One

(04:35):
of my favorite releases is a film called Train Dreams
with Joel Edgerton and Philicity Jones. Really taught me by surprise.
Who knew logging could be so interesting? What would you
have as your final meal? For my last meal? Gosh, well,
I might start with the big bowl of cap'n Crunch

(04:55):
cereal with crunchberries, because why not. That'd be a nice breakfast.
Maybe pop tarts lunch. Oh, that might have to be
like a tuna fish sandwich from the apple pan, slice
of apple pie, cup of coffee. Dinner. Let's go to
Peter Lugers and have a steak, medium rare fries, nice

(05:18):
glass of red wine key lime pie for dessert. Double
espresso maybe a double double espresso. Perfect if you could
borrow one prop from Fallout what would you borrow if
I could borrow one prop from the Fallout set? Well,
not only did I borrow it, I stole it. That's right,

(05:43):
I'm about to blow up the studio. Countdown begins, Kyle,
Do you still love me even though I'm unemployed? Of course,
I'll still love you if when you're unemployed. I mean,
I'll love you till I'm sixty four? But will you
love me? Is that a beat? The reference not gonna work?

(06:04):
Sixty four is a new sixty seven? How are you
so cool and awesome and not unk? My goat? How
am I so cool and awesome and not unk? Wow?
Thank you? You know what makes a difference is flossing,
and so I floss every night And I think that
really just sets the tone for my dream life. Guys,

(06:27):
before I go, I'm gonna clue you in on my
iHeart playlist. This is Crank by Slater. Oh and how
about modern love Boie jamp. Here we go rack On.
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(06:49):
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(07:12):
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