Kyle's Korner | Episode 8

Welcome back to Kyle’s Korner, a solo series from Kyle filled with memorabilia, music obsessions, and beautifully unnecessary conversations. This week, Kyle talks about his love for Oklahomabefore answering YOUR hard-hitting questions about the best episode of Twin Peaks, twerking skills, The Beatles, and velveeta. Kyle also shares the artists who have been soundtracking his week which you can check out on his iHeart playlist, Kyle’s Jimmie Jams.

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Executive Producers: iHeart Media, Elvis Duran Podcast Network & Full Picture Productions

Executive Produced for Full Picture Productions by Desiree Gruber & Anne Walls Gordon

Produced by Ben Fingeret, Nora Faber & Maia Mizrahi
Editing by Aaron Bratcher + Nicholas Giuricich
Music by Yatta
Art by Danica Robinson
Additional GFX by Chris Olfers/The Southern Influence
Styling by Dot Bass

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
What are we even doing? What are we even doing? Hi,
it's Kyle's coroner. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome. We're gonna we're gonna
get to your questions. Don't worry. We're gonna talk about music.
But first I want to take a little trip down
shelf flane, not memory Lane, shelf lane. And the first
thing that comes to mind is this little patch right

(00:20):
here from Oklahoma with love. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we
are going back to the low down season two. Ethan
Hawk is patiently waiting for my arrival, citizens arrest ha ha.
In fact, I'm departing tonight. We're gonna shoot tomorrow. That's
not true, but who knows it could happen? Oklahoma? Okay,

(00:48):
what are we even doing? Are you mclachlaning it? Am
I mcglochlaning it? Am I mcglochlinging? Am I mclachlining it?
I've been mcglocklinging it or in mine entire life. So
hey with hagis? What is your favorite episode of twin Peaks?

(01:10):
Hard to beat? The pilot episode of Twin Peaks actually
Cooper's opening scene when he's driving up the mountain and
he has the long monologue into his tick the phone
to Diane. Diane, eleven thirty am, February twenty fourth, entering
the town of Twin Peaks. We did that all just
in one take, and we kind of ran out of road,

(01:34):
so the voiceover that happens as you see the car
driving past the sign. Oh, Diane, I almost forgot. You
got to find out what kind of trees these are?
They're really something. It was necessary because I never finished.
There you go, true or not? It's a good story.

(01:55):
Can you tork? Can I? Tork? I was talking before
you were born? Favorite beetle or best one? The best
beetle to tie between the scareb and the dung scarabs.

(02:17):
Very effervescent. Dung beetle is very practical, a tough one.
What year is this? I don't know what year is this?
Anybody know? Then we should put a scream over that.

(02:42):
What was your best childhood experience? Your Instagram address just
reminded me that I used to fart on my brother's pillows,
and of course they would fart on mine too, but
that was pretty fun. How would you like your steak? Cook? Oh?

(03:08):
I'm so full of jack, but thank you for asking.
I prefer my steak medium, rare yes. Who chose the
name Kyle and why? Well, the name Kyle was chosen
eons ago. It's actually another name for a butte. It's

(03:29):
a butte, and my parents decided this is what they
would call me. A butte. It's a narrow body of water.
And when I was born, my mother had me in
a bathtub. Narrow body of water. I'm going to start
this rumor on the internet. Oh, the name Kyle is

(03:52):
handsome or chosen one? I've just learned which is true.
I need to know what your opinion on Lana del
Rey is. My opinion on Lnna del Rey, Well, she's
extremely talented, beautiful voice, amazing, amazing performer, and what a

(04:16):
cool name. Most people these days performing just have one name.
She's got three. Do you like Velveta cheese? I'd be
hard pressed to find a better combination than a toasted
cheese sandwich with Velveta cheese, white bread, Campbell's tomato soup

(04:42):
with oyster crackers, and a tall glass kool Aid. That's
going to work right there. If given the opportunity to
reprise a role in Dune, that isn't all who would
it be? And wine? I would like to play the

(05:05):
role of the third Fremen from the left. Very strong,
silent type, very capable, no dialogue, very important part my

(05:25):
Sandral impression. What's the most unconventional fruit you would be

(05:46):
willing to make wine out of? Gooseberry? Let's make some
gooseberry wine or duckberry. Favorite albums right now? Well, one
album I'm particularly fond of is Addison Right Addison Ray.

(06:17):
The other album that I really really love Louis Armstrong
Hot fives and Sevens, currently out of release. Guys, can
you hear me? Oh? There we go? I'm tuning in,
I'm plugging in and then I'm tuning out with Justine's
sky Oola La with Kate Trenada. Let's go ow oh,

(06:40):
and you're feeling really wild? How about the B fifty
two's Let's dance this mess around? Shall we? Here we go?
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(07:03):
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